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Global Warming will Open Northwest Passage

Makarand writes "For the most part we dread global warming. However, some experts from the U.S. Arctic Research Commission, studying the polar ice caps, are now pointing out some of the advantageous side effects of global warming. They are predicting that in 5 to 10 summers from now the polar ice caps would disappear for around 2 months each year opening up the fabled Northwest passage for commercial shipping. This would effectively reduce the shipping distance between Europe and Asia by 6800 miles compared to the route using the Panama canal."

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  1. There are other shipping routes by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But how does this compare to the route through the Suez Canal?

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    1. Re:There are other shipping routes by danrik · · Score: 1, Informative

      Completely different parts of the world. The Suez canal, IIRC, links the Mediterranean and the Red Sea. The Northwest passage would be an alternative to the Panama Canal (which exists in central america).

    2. Re:There are other shipping routes by Dynedain · · Score: 4, Funny

      right, but the article said it would shave distance off the trip between Europe and Asia. Pardon me if I'm wrong, but my poor U.S. geography education taught me that Europe is on the Mediterranean, and that the Red Sea empties into the Indian Ocean, which happens to be one of the oceans that Asia is situated upon.

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    3. Re:There are other shipping routes by Malc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it depends on which parts of Europe and Asia they are shipping between. E.g. Dublin to Seoul vs Athens to Karachi.

    4. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't have the exact #s but this route would be much shorter to the Far East than the Suez Canal.

      Besides the Suez might be more expensive.
      Most likely only Euro - Far East traffic thru the Panama canal would be diverted to this new route.

      Unfortunately that means less income for the Americas. (US has interests in the Panama canal).

    5. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately that means less income for the Americas. (US has interests in the Panama canal).

      not anymore. the US hasn't had any monetary interests in the panama canal for a couple of years now. it's all panamanian owned now.

    6. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately that means less income for the Americas. (US has interests in the Panama canal)

      And here I was, somewhat stuuuupidly thinking that this would'va been a Good Thing (tm).

      But i guess this is coming from the country/govt that supports killing Iraqi civilians en masse for unproven nukes/WOMD, while they'll leave North Korea (lets not forget that they are members of the highly reputable "Axis of Evil"), who admit they have nukes.

      I guess that if the same logic that applies to invading/destroying Iraq applies to topic of the post, Dubbya will ratify Kyoto, and start seeking "change in leadership" of countries that don't.

      Or the administration will look for some way to tax shipping on the NW passage.

    7. Re:There are other shipping routes by Tempelherr · · Score: 3, Informative

      The northern passage provides the most benefit for routes between northern Europe (Scandinavian countries, England, Germany, Russia) and the west coast of the US. For example, with the passage open, the route length between Norway and the West Coast of Canada would be cut by over 3350 miles (5391 km).

    8. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, really damn funny....

      Contrary to popular belief amongst citizens of US, Europe is not just a hole in the wall, and neither is Asia. If you start in Europe up north or west, the shortest route to eastern Asia is through Panama. If you happen to start in, say, Greece, the Suez just might be your ticket. Maybe you should retake some of your geography lessons, smart-ass.

      St. Paul and New Orleans are both on the Mississippi river, but you don't walk across a bridge to get from one to the other, get the idea yet?

    9. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how does this compare to the route through the Suez Canal?

      The polar route won't be radioactive.

    10. Re:There are other shipping routes by AGMW · · Score: 1, Troll
      Unfortunately that means less income for the Americas.

      Does this mean Good Ol' George will have to find someone to bomb to stop the ice melting?

      Now just who is it that isn't signing up to the Kyoto agreement to stop global warming?

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    11. Re:There are other shipping routes by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure about shaving distances, but you might be able to shave some time. The Suez Canal is a congested area. Ships often lose a couple of days just waiting in line to go through. There might also a size/drafts/beams consideration. Supertankers, for instance, probably can't go through Suez.

    12. Re:There are other shipping routes by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

      Here is where I will put a consice, yet brilliant remark about the European explorers of the 16th and 17th century...whoops, I just spilled coffee on my keyboard.

    13. Re:There are other shipping routes by IXI · · Score: 0, Troll

      And you should probably ask Mrs. Manners for some netiquette lessons.

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    14. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G
      Going through *any* canal is a hassle. There are delays like waiting yoru turn. There are quarantines (at least for Panama). For a ship which costs 10,000$US per day to operatate, the time from A to B counts most. But it costs money too, of course...The pilot, the bribes, etc.

      Note also that some ships can't fit through the Panama canal, and i'm sure there are some which can't fit through Suez (Never been through Suez).

    15. Re:There are other shipping routes by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Asia is a pretty big place (as anyone who has tried to start a land war there has found out). Also, the advantage of the North West Passage is that any encounter with fanatics in speed boats is more likely to end with them hanging a banner on the side of your boat complaining about your business ethics and contamination of a pristing environment than them blowing a large hole in the side of your boat.

    16. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if it were not for the US, you'd be a big smoking hole.

    17. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. The Kyoto Agreement does nothing to "stop global warming". This can be seen by the fact that it gives no credit for (e.g.) planting new forests or for developing non-CO2-emitting forms of energy (such as nuclear power). This treaty was carefully drafted to cripple the United States, and for no other reason.

      2. It wouldn't matter if Bush signed it. The Senate has already rejected it something like 98-0.

    18. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe is not just a hole in the wall

      Yes, it is.

      and neither is Asia.

      No, it's just a hole.

    19. Re:There are other shipping routes by elakazal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the easiest way to get something from Europe to east Asia is still by boat...think about where you have to go through to go overland: former Soviet states, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, China, etc. Not places known for their impressive transportation infrastructure. Not to mention a decent risk that it won't arrive on the other end at all. Even with nutty terrorists in speed boats, the oceans are a hell of alot easier, safer, and cheaper of a way to ship things.

    20. Re:There are other shipping routes by ninthwave · · Score: 2

      I think the Americas refers to the countries of North and South America. Not the United States of America.

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    21. Re:There are other shipping routes by ninthwave · · Score: 2

      Of course if I read into the parenthetical comment I would than have to say that he was referring to US interest and will spend some of today trying to remove my Timberlands from my mouth.

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    22. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's see how many pristine places we can befoul with oil spills!

    23. Re:There are other shipping routes by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Ho Hum ...

      Sense-of-humour failure eh?

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    24. Re:There are other shipping routes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at a globe, dumbass. NY to Tokyo would much, much quicker via the NW passage.

    25. Re:There are other shipping routes by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind that the distance eastward along the equator from where it crosses western South America to where it crosses Sumatra is the same as it is going in the opposite direction. The Pacific Ocean is huge. The advantage of going westward from Europe to Asia across upper North America would thus appear to be as much in that it takes the trip farther north as in that it is a more direct route.

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    26. Re:There are other shipping routes by ellesar1 · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the northwest passage almost follows a "great circle route" - a way to trim distances on a round world. Measuring along the equator only works if you live near the equator. Not having looked at the geography recently, it seems that a trip the northern and western european ports to East Asia through the northwest passage would be a great route, assuming that they can keep it clear of ice. Titantic, anyone?

  2. Marvelous news. by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 5, Funny


    Destory the environment so my grandson's console will arrive in time for Christmas.

    At least I'll have left him something.

    1. Re:Marvelous news. by medscaper · · Score: 1
      "Destory[sic] the environment so my grandson's console will arrive in time for Christmas."


      Grandpa???

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    2. Re:Marvelous news. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Destory the environment so my grandson's console will arrive in time for Christmas.

      It's rather like saying, "One fringe benefit of cancer is you'll lose weight." Problem is getting people to take risks seriously until they've got the disease, once they've got it, they're all eyes and ears, wanting to know how to make the problem go away. Well, on the bright side, maybe the flooding will clean the streets of D.C., NYC, SF, etc.

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    3. Re:Marvelous news. by bnoise · · Score: 1

      "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life!"
      (Life of Brian, Monthy Python, 1979)

    4. Re:Marvelous news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida and much of Texas also. Thank god.

    5. Re:Marvelous news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm about 5 miles from the ocean in Florida. When the flooding starts it's beachfront property for me, baby!

    6. Re:Marvelous news. by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      Uh, unless it's Xmas in July or August, otherwise, I think the North Pole will still be frozen over in December.

      Remember, Santa submerges the workshop in the non-Xmas months to minimize theft ;-)

    7. Re:Marvelous news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, if the floating ice in the artic melts, what is it going to do to the sea level? NOTHING! Its already floating ...

      Possible effects of complete disintegration of summer sea ice include various nasties like glaciers starting in Canada/Northern US due to increased evaporation from open sea absorbing more heat than ice, complete shutdown of the Atlantic thermohaline conveyor due to a large pulse of fresh water enter the north Atlantic, and the like, but no sea level rise is going to happen.

      Of course, if it affects Greenland, which has 9% of the grounded ice in the world, then there are some potential effects, but the article didn't say much about that possibility ...

    8. Re:Marvelous news. by kesuki · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind that since 1979 10% of the polar ice cap has melted, and yet there hasn't been a single costal city flooded.
      Remember, Ice is lower density than water, and the polar caps are a FRACTION of the size of the surface are of the worlds oceans. IF all the ice at both poles melted the world's oceans risings could be measured in inches. not in feet.
      And remember, the ice caps melting does not mean 'global warming' because in fact, the globe isn't warming... only the polar caps seem to be melting... and that could well be due to the dramatic weakening of the earth's magnetosphere over the past 200 years.
      Imagining cities around the globe flooding because of the ice caps melting is fantasy, because there isn't enough ice up there to actually raise the world's oceans. remember we already have tides, so a few inches won't cause any costal cities to flood, although the netherlands might want to evaluate their dikes, since sea level rising by an inch could increase the strain dramatically.

    9. Re:Marvelous news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uhh, if the floating ice in the artic melts, what is it going to do to the sea level? NOTHING! Its already floating ...

      Sea levels are rising due to the thermal expansion of water resulting from higher mean global temperatures. The image of melting polar ice caps is just so much easier for the unwashed masses to assimilate.

    10. Re:Marvelous news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      because in fact, the globe isn't warming

      Actually it is. A single satellite study over a far too short a study period, is not sufficient to displace the preponderance of evidence based on the 122 year instrumental record.

      The current consensus is that over the 20th Century to mean global temperature has increased by 0.6 +/- 0.2C with a significance level of 5% and a confidence level of 95%. (IPCC Report of the 1st Working Party (Science) 2001).

    11. Re:Marvelous news. by shmert · · Score: 1

      I say screw 'em.
      What have future generations ever done for us?

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    12. Re:Marvelous news. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Of course, if it affects Greenland, which has 9% of the grounded ice in the world, then there are some potential effects, but the article didn't say much about that possibility ...

      Exactly, and because we're blessed with brains it shouldn't be too difficult to make the leap of Greenland/Northern Canada and Antarctic melts, because of rising average temperatures and changing sea currents. "El Niño" being an example (moving to California's central coast in mid '97 was quite an education when the winter rains came. The Pajaro river was about 3 miles from where I lived, though most people hear about the Russian River, due to it's proximity to wine country.)

      Also, much is still speculative, but we (collectively the industrialized and rainforest slash/burn world) are certainly doing plenty to change the composition of the atmosphere, where even changes in small percentages can have significant longterm effect.

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  3. Balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the reduction if fossil fuel used to power the ships will cause a lowering of temperatures, closing the passage once again.

    Is it possible we have reached equilibrium? ;)

  4. Waterworld by First_In_Hell · · Score: 1, Funny

    So I guess that Kevin Costner had it wrong the whole time after all. $200 million dollars for nothing!

  5. Uh... by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't that polar ice that melts have to go somewhere? Like maybe a few feet inland along the coasts of the world. That probably isn't good is it?

    1. Re:Uh... by Moirke · · Score: 4, Funny

      The state of Florida is a small price to pay for a shortcut to China.

    2. Re:Uh... by Hays · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. The northern Icecaps are floating. Their melting does nothing to change the global water level. The frozen water is already displacing as much water as it would in liquid form.

    3. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 5, Informative
      "Wouldn't that polar ice that melts have to go somewhere? Like maybe a few feet inland along the coasts of the world. That probably isn't good is it?"
      The north polar ice is already floating in the water. It is (almost exactly) displacing the same volume[1] of water it would be if it were to melt.

      The rising sea levels due to global warming are/would be the result of the Antarctic and Greenland ice caps partially melting, which are on land and are enormous. Only minor melting of small, outlying portions, decreased global, glaciation, and increase movement of glaciers to the water all have a major impact.

      It's also safe to assume that any influx of fresh water into the ocean will cause an even distribution of increased depth, but I know what you meant. :)

      [1] The masses are necessarily the same, but the volume slightly differs because of the variance of the density of fresh to salt water.

    4. Re:Uh... by scrod · · Score: 1

      In light of recent political events, the loss of Florida wouldn't necessarily be unfortunate.

    5. Re:Uh... by Forrestina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, the predicted rising of the oceans has a lot to do with the effects of heat on water molecules. namely, water will take up more room when warmer. there's a lot of water out there to take up more room.....

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    6. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an experiment for you:

      1 Take a glass of water, put a large ice cube into it and mark the water line.

      2 Cover the glass sufficiently to prevent significant evaporation and wait for the cube to melt.

      3 Compare the resulting water line with the original one.

      When you notice that the melting of the cube has caused the water level to rise, think for a moment about it, and recall that a floating cube of ice is not fully submerged.

    7. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but this is completely incorrect. Ice is less dense, and that's why it floats. If it melts, all of the frozen water currently visible will join the rest of the water.

      If you fill a glass to the brim with water, and ice sticks above the rim of the glass, the glass WILL overflow when the ice melts.

    8. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2

      No, apparently that's often thought, but that won't be a factor until the climate warms up a lot more than anyone thinks it will. This is because only a thin surface layer of ocean water is heated, and because we're only talking a a few degrees.

    9. Re:Uh... by MajroMax · · Score: 5, Informative
      If you fill a glass to the brim with water, and ice sticks above the rim of the glass, the glass WILL overflow when the ice melts.

      -1, Wrong.

      The block of ice floats because it displaces as much water as the ice weighs -- if a glass of water is at a given level with a block of ice of mass X grammes in it, then removing the block of ice would require one to put X grammes of water back in the glass to return the liquid to the same level as with the block.

      As the block of ice melts, the water from the melting will combine with the water in the glass, tending to increase the water level in the glass -- however, there is now less ice in the glass, so it displaces less, tending to decrease the water level in the glass. As it so happens, for ice the equation is balanced and there ends up being zero net change in the water level -- as in the above example (removing the block), we just happened to remove the block (X grammes) by melting the ice (returning X grammes of water).

      This isn't the complete story with regards to the ocean, of course, because the ocean isn't pure fresh water -- but the effects of melting ice in seawater would still be orders of magnitude less than you're predicting with an 'overflowing glass of water'.

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    10. Re:Uh... by sholden · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about you try the damn experiment before you assume how it turns out.

      Floating ice is not fully submerged because it is less dense. It's less dense and hence takes up more volume than the same mass of liquid water. Simple physics indicates that the *volume* that is submerged is the same as the volume the equivalent mass of liquid water would occupy (assumming the 'floating' is caused by the density difference and not jets you installed on the bottom of the ice...)

      Do you think ice floats by magic?!?

    11. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wow, and I thought I phrased it carefully enough so that the people that don't know this basic physics--which isn't a crime--would take a second to think about it before they responded. Oh, well.

      They should read some Archimedes.

    12. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The melted ice wouldn't make much different. However, if the water all over the planet gets warmer, it will expand, and even a little expansion on so much water will have a big effect on the waterlevel.

    13. Re:Uh... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 0

      It is (almost exactly) displacing the same volume[1] of water it would be if it were to melt.

      Oh really? How exact do you mean? I'm not thinking about the difference between fresh and salt water, or warm and cold water, but between water and ice. Ice is less dense than water- they say that for any floating ice object, 10% of its mass will be above the water it's floating in.

      This means that if the ice melts, it no longer sticks 100s of meters into the air at the north pole- instead it distributes to all of our beaches. Global sea level will undeniably increase (at least a little).

      Conversely, if the oceans freeze, shorelines drop. (You've ever read about "land bridges" that allowed human and animal migration during ice ages? They weren't just walking across ice, the ocean had pulled back. Of course part of that was due to glaciers that got pushed onto land)

      Melting of ice on land would surely cause much more sea-level increase, as 100% of the ice is converted to new ocean water. But I'm not sure the 10% contribution from melting floating ice caps is too small to hurt anyone. Some Pacific islands are already drafting evacuation plans.

    14. Re:Uh... by alan_d_post · · Score: 1

      The big UN study a couple of years ago said that there had been only a couple inches of sea level rise, and that it was mostly due to expansion. I guess it's a matter of how big an effect must be to qualify as a "factor".

    15. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2

      As many people have said, it's basic physics that a floating object displaces exactly as much mass as itself. Put another way, the entire iceberg weighs exactly as much as the water it displaces below its waterline. When it melts, it fills that hole exactly.

    16. Re:Uh... by martyn+s · · Score: 0

      No, and that's precisely the point. The ice that is above the water, when melted, will do it's part to raise the water level.

    17. Re:Uh... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2

      Except there is a lot of water in the world around the freezing point, and that is where water is densest. My point is, ice and warm water are both less dense than water close to the freezing point. This should serve to balance things out quite a bit as melted ice is SMALLER than the original ice, and warming water is slightly LARGER than cooler water. Did that make sense?

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    18. Re:Uh... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Ice is less dense. Exactly. So if 1/ of the ice is sticking out above the water, and 4/5 is under the water, then when that whole ice cube melts, it will become water, and therefore it will become more dense, and will therefore take up only 4/5 of what it used to take up when it was solid. It becomes more dense, therefore it takes up less space.

    19. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2

      Well, you may be right that it's more of a factor than I'm acknowledging. But the important thing to understand is that the thermal expansion of seawater is, for these purposes, linearly and continuously in proportion to the temperature rise. But the addition of fresh water into the ocean as a result of melting ice caps is neither linear nor, more important in the context of your specific point, continuous. This is true in the complex climatological sense; but it's also simply true because ice going from -1.5C to -0.5C isn't nearly as interesting as when it goes from -0.5C to 0.5C. See?

    20. Re:Uh... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Actually, isn't water MORE dense than ice? Which means it takes up less space. I know most materials are different, but water actually becomes less dense in the solid form, not more dense. More dense means the same amount of mass will take up less space, no? Therefore, the water will not take up less space. Of course, since ice is less dense, it floats, so the water level will stay the same.

    21. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to school, you dim wit.

    22. Re:Uh... by dubious9 · · Score: 3

      Yes, but meanwhile the ice melting under the water level is actually lowering the water level because the ice took up more volumn than the volumn of water displaced. In fact the upper parts increases exactly the water level as much as the lower part decreases it.

      God I can't believe I actually have to explain that.

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    23. Re:Uh... by weave · · Score: 2
      Is the ice up there really floating though? Like, if you take a glass of water, partially freeze it so the top is frozen, drain the water underneath, the ice will not move since it's anchored near the rim.

      Maybe not the best example, but I'd suspect it's not floating else when the water levels changed due to tides, there'd be huge ice quakes or something as that ice would have to shift around.

      (Then again, maybe it does do that. I have no idea, which is why I bring it up. :)

    24. Re:Uh... by packeteer · · Score: 2

      When water freezes it crystalizes. It actually expands when it becomes a solid. As the ice melts is does submerge all the way but the crystal structure breaks down and it takes up less space. None of this matters though because of one simple rule. The weight of an amount of water an object displaces is EQUAL to the weight of the object assuming it floats.

      I cant believe people dont even understand frickin water on slashdot. I know its not the most obvious of science but its around us non stop so i would hope you would have learned this.

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    25. Re:Uh... by pe1rxq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tidal movment (not sure if I spelled it right...) is mostly situated around the equator, its hardly noticable around the poles. And completly gone if you are situated at the geographical poles.

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    26. Re:Uh... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

      You should take your own advice. The modernized version of Archimedes' Law says that the upward force exerted on a floating object is equal to the mass of the water it displaces times the acceleration due to gravity. And Newton showed that the downward force on an object is equal to its own mass times the acceleration due to gravity.

      Now, since the ice cube is neither sinking nor rising, we know that the net force on it is zero. Therefore:

      (mass of displaced water) * (g) == (mass of entire ice cube) * (g)

      Cancel the g's. The mass of the displaced water is equal to the mass of the entire ice cube. When the ice melts, the water line doesn't move.

    27. Re:Uh... by toriver · · Score: 2
      Ice is less dense

      Mostly. As I understand it, water is at its "densest" at +4 Celsius; ice will normally be at 0 (at 1 atm pressure) or below, but if the water is, say, 8-9 degrees or so the difference isn't necessarily that much.

    28. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an experiment for you: Search the fucking web and stop being so obnoxious.

    29. Re:Uh... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I knew water expanded when it froze, and I also knew that any object in water will only displace as much water that will equal itself in mass. I dunno, I guess I just didn't think it through to conclusion. thanks tho.

    30. Re:Uh... by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you for writing what I was going to, you are correct and with the proper equations.

      Now for the exceptions to this. The oceans are salt water (more dense) the ice caps are fresh water, so they are floating a bit higher in the water then they would be in fresh water, so when the melt it would raise the sea level. When I solved this once it came out to an extremely small number so it doesn't really matter. Where the sea level change comes from is from ice in antartica and greenland melting. There you have ice miles thick that's on land. Basicly a lot more ice than the floating Ice, this will raise the oceans and is where the global warming floads come from.

      And to the person wondering if all the ice is held up by the water in the artic, yes it is, there is no land there, it touching land like N. America and Russia will not hold it up as water lowers below, just look at a pond or river in the winter as an example, near the edge as the water drops the ice drops, usualy causing a inclind ice sheet that makes getting on and off the river or pond really hard. Also with it moving up and down with tides, it does, the artic is a very broken up pile of ice, ice, it's very dangerous do to pressure ridges and such. If you ever want to see such a break up watch a river in spring when the ice breaks, often you get jams and pressure ridges, when it all blows rivers can rise at feet per second! very dangerous. I had the Susquahanna (live near it, can't spell it) River do this just as I went to get on it, luckily I got away.

    31. Re:Uh... by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      The ice *must* be less dense, otherwise it wouldn't be floating.

    32. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.
      Problem is with global warming the ENTIRE ocean will heat up a littlebit, and that temprature increase causes water to 'expand'. This will have a bigger effect than the melting of ice on the North Pole.

      It is well known that water is heavyest at 4 deg centigrade.

    33. Re:Uh... by daniel_howell · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually the melting of sea ice does have several, albeit indirect, effects on the sea level, since it influences world climate.

      Firstly sea ice is white, the sea is not. So melting the ice lowers the albedo in the polar regions, which will have a small warming effect as less heat is reflected.

      Secondly differential melting and freezing at the base of the sea ice is a major driving force in several ocean circulation systems, notably the 'Gulf Stream'. This plays a major role in transporting heat around the globe, especially to North West Europe and Iceland. It is believed that extensive reduction of the sea ice will reduce or even eliminate this current. There is evidence that in the last few tens of thousands of years the current has turned on and off several times.

      Regional changes are likely to include colder winters and drier summers in western europe, and warmer waters and thus potentially more active tropical storms and huricanes in the Gulf of Mexico, although these changes would also depend on the (unpredicatble) response of other major ocean currents to the change.

      Exactly what effect such a large change would have on overall world climate is difficult to predict, but since our current population and land-use patterns are based on existing climatic conditions, the maxim of 'any change is likely to be bad for us in the short or medium term' probably applies here.

    34. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what about Venice (Italy)?

    35. Re:Uh... by Lozzer · · Score: 1

      The difficulty I had thinking about this is noticing that it only holds true while the ice is floating. My mathematical bent was saying, but hey, what if we freeze all the water? surely the water level becomes zero, but of course the ice long since stopped floating.

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    36. Re:Uh... by mikerich · · Score: 2
      Wouldn't that polar ice that melts have to go somewhere? Like maybe a few feet inland along the coasts of the world. That probably isn't good is it?

      No, the Northern polar cap is made of floating ice which has already displaced sea water. When it melts it won't affect sea levels.

      And if anyone doubts me...

      Kids! Here's a quick experiment. Put some ice cubes into a glass. Now carefully add water until the glass is completely full. What happens when the ice melts?

      Melting of Antarctic ice would be a different matter as the vast majority of that ice sheet is sitting on the continental landmass itself.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    37. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The danger of warming isn't so much with the iecaps melting -- That will raise the sea level a bit, but the larger problem is that the sea gets warmier.

      When sea gets warmer, it expands. That's when the sea level really starts to rise and when coastlines get inundated.

      It will take centuries for the difference in temperature to percolate down to the bottom, and if global warming were stopped today, it would take centuries more to see things get back to normal. It's way too late to avoid the consequences.

    38. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greenland's ice cap does not float, nor does the ice in Siberia and Northen Canada sit atop an ocean. If Archemides were here today he would be wearing gum-boots.

    39. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You are correct about the water/ice/glass, but it's the temperature of the seas that are critical. Heat them up by a few degrees and they will expand in volume by a small amount. But this 'small' amount will change the maps by quite a bit.

      It's too late to stop this, but we will have centuries to prepare for it given that it will take centuries for the change in the surface temp to be felt in the depths.

    40. Re:Uh... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      well, northern eurpoe wont have much of a summer after the gulf stream's gone. if one look at a map, one can see northern europe is on the same latitude as alaska. Gonna be damn cold... Time to buy a little bit of land down Spain I suppose!

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    41. Re:Uh... by valisk · · Score: 1

      Ice of the same mass as water occupies a greater volume, so technicaly the sea should go down a little when the caps melt, but due to the overall heating of the oceans, they will expand. Nothing you could see in a glass of water perhaps, but give it 10-15 years and Venice, New York, London, Boston and every other city near the sea will have an unpleasant example of what the problem looks like.

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    42. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The northern Icecaps are floating. Their melting does nothing to change the global water level.

      Well, some of it is floating. Perhaps half the total. Maybe we can set up big refrigerators on the Greenland icecap: it's comparable in surface area to the permanent floating arctic ice, but is several times as thick IIRC. And, yeah, we probably should refrigerate Antartica too.

    43. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2
      Which differs from what I wrote in what way, exactly?

      The attribution and sequence of posts is confusing. But I wrote one of the first posts pointing out that the water level would be unchanged. This post was just expressing my astonishment that so many people were confused on this matter and didn't stop to check.

    44. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an experiment for you:

      Somebody mod parent down to about a -10. It's either a troll or just plain stupid or both.

      Anybody got any doubts about this? Then look up these two words in Google: "Eureka", and "Archimedes".

    45. Re:Uh... by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      And to the person wondering if all the ice is held up by the water in the artic, yes it is, there is no land there

      I guess that bloody big kilometre thick ice-sheet on top of greenland is a figment of my imagination then?

      It does look beautiful on a nice flying day...

    46. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigger problem is that ice caps are huge reserve of patable water. Once it's released into the ocean, you've got to desalinate it.

    47. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2
      "Back to school, you dim wit."
      I did, in fact, learn what I wrote (that the water level won't change) in school. The AC did not, unless they went to a really bad school, which is possible.

      It's too bad it was an AC that wrote this. Someone being that obnoxiously wrong should have to publicly eat crow.

      I don't doubt that I have sometimes unknowingly been guilty of being arrogant and pedantic about something I am quite wrong. Certainly I've done it a few times of which I am aware. But I can hardly think of anything more embarassing. I am mortified when I do this.

      Being an arrogant jerk is a bad habit. Being an arrogant jerk while being very wrong is to spectacularly make a fool of one's self in public. Discovering this is, or should be, powerfully dissuasive of acting like an arrogant jerk in general. So being an arrogant jerk anonymously is a really, really bad habit.

    48. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 2
      "Tidal movment (not sure if I spelled it right...) is mostly situated around the equator, its hardly noticable around the poles. And completly gone if you are situated at the geographical poles."
      Is that true? It sounds like you're assuming there is a causal, rather than correlative, relationship between the Earth's rotation and the tides. But the tides are caused by the Moon. I don't know if the planes of the Moon's revolution and the Earth's equator are really close or exactly the same or what, but as a practical matter you are probably right.

      Disclaimer: Just writing this makes me realize how little I know about the Moon. I know more about all the planets and their motions than I do the Moon. This is an inexcusable bit of ignorance. I'll have to correct that sometime.

    49. Re:Uh... by vnsnes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is that why the world's most northerly town is trying to extract energy from tidal currents!? : http://www.msnbc.com/news/831472.asp

      The article also says, "Canada's Bay of Fundy in Nova Scotia has the highest tides in the world, at about 39 feet. "

    50. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the climate in Alaska is quite similar to that of Northern Europe. Not everyone in Alaska lives in an igloo! The city of Juneau is quite temperate.

    51. Re:Uh... by kmellis · · Score: 3, Informative
      "...that the *volume* that is submerged is the same as the volume the equivalent mass of liquid water would occupy..."
      Close, but you need to be careful and remember that it's the mass, not the volume, that is equivalent as a matter of simple physics. The volumes also happen to be almost exactly equal because liquid ice and sea water are pretty much exactly the same thing. :) Therefore, the sea level wouldn't change. But it doesn't have to be this way.

      In contrast, think about oil and water. Oil, for example, is significantly less dense than water and floats on water as a liquid. So, similarly, imagine some substance, which we'll call "blunge", that acts just like water does (with its relatively unusual decrease in density as a solid relative to liquid) but that both as a solid and liquid it's substantially less dense than water. What would happen?

      Frozen, a chunk of blunge would float like water ice does and it would displace a mass of water exactly equal to its mass. Let's call the volume of displaced water x. When blunge thaws, it will no longer displace the water and the water level will fall....but then this liquid blunge, which has volume y, will float on the water and, theoretically (ignoring other factors), will be distributed evenly over the surface of the water. Now we have to ask: is the volume y equal to the volume x? No, we know that y is greater than x. For this reason, the level of the two fluids, with liquid blunge floating on top of the water, will rise relative to the level of water with solid blunge floating in it.

      And, as it happens, this is the case with sea water, ice, and melted ice...fresh water. Fresh water is slightly (for these purposes) less dense than sea water; and so when north polar ice thaws, the seal level does, in fact, very, very slightly rise. When the ice in your soft-drink melts, the level very slightly rises. But it's negligible. The naysayers in this thread are technically right, but conceptually wrong.

    52. Re:Uh... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. Either way, ice is less dense than water.

    53. Re:Uh... by podperson · · Score: 1

      Well actually water is densest at 4 degrees C. So if the temperature of [some of] the water increases beyond 4C it may overflow.

    54. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points, I'd give you a +1 for admitting you're wrong rather than then going in to "ego/pride" mode. Good job!

    55. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wouldn't that polar ice that melts have to go somewhere? Like maybe a few feet inland along the coasts of the world. That probably isn't good is it?


      No. The Arctic icecaps rest on top of water, they are already displacing as much water as a solid as they will as a liquid. A melting icecube won't raise the level of liquid in your drink. It's the same principle.

      The Antarctic ice caps and the ice on top of Greenland, conversely, will raise the sea level if and when they melt because that material is currently resting on a land mass.
    56. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where the sea level change comes from is from ice in antartica and greenland melting.

      This would have to be a fairly insignificant contribution to date, and yet sea levels have already risen. Surely the major cause of sea-level rise has nothing to do with ice at all. Simply as the mean global temperature rises. The mean ocean temperature will rise, and sea level will rise because of simple thermal expansion.

    57. Re:Uh... by BarrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      yeah, smart - but if you do more research, the average temperature of ocean water is probably about 3 degrees (most of the water is not surface water)... so it will go up to 4 degrees and contract. smarty pants.

    58. Re:Uh... by packeteer · · Score: 2

      Well most people are wrong on this topic. Its counter-intuative to most people to realize melting ice wont raise the water level. Its not even very important to know in most people's lives.

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    59. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, Florida. One of the few states shaped like a penis. What should we care if a large drifting iceberg hacks it off?

  6. Guzzle guzzle by lowey71 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So buying a 3 ton SUV does have benefits for the world!

    1. Re:Guzzle guzzle by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

      Yes, and if you watched Futurerama last night you'd learn that when it just gets to hot we can send all the suv's exhaustin one direction propelling us further a way from the sun so we may cool a down a bit.

  7. this will be great.. by radon28 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for all the coastal cities suffering an extremely crippled economy due to the rising ocean levels that will destroy everything they have.

    1. Re:this will be great.. by dimator · · Score: 2

      I really wonder about this... just how much water is in the ice caps? When you compare them to the surface area of the world's oceans, it doesnt seem like it could be *that* much water.

      I'm pulling this directly from my ass though, so does anyone have any hard numbers?

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    2. Re:this will be great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Northern ice caps are floating. QED, they displace as much water(by mass) as they themselves contain. There's a fresh water / salt water density difference, but not a huge one.

      The rising ocean level concern has to do with melting ice *on land* (Greenland, Antarctica,) and with a nontrivial amount of thermal expansion to be expected by heating up the oceans. (Hey, it doesn't take many millionths of a percent of the ocean's volume to raise things a few feet.)

    3. Re:this will be great.. by Hays · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I could copy/paste from above, but here goes:

      The Northern ice caps are floating, thus already displacing the equivalent of their entire mass in water.

      So melting them does nothing for the global water level.

    4. Re:this will be great.. by Malc · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out, the water level won't change. However, it's thought that the disappearance of the artic ice cap could badly affect global ocean currents such as the Atlantic conveyor or Gulf Stream. If this shuts down or is diverted, it's been suggested that Northern Europe could suffer much harsher winters, whilst the corn belt of N. America might be turned to a desert.

    5. Re:this will be great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all these people are wrong. The reason icecaps float is because they are less dense than liquid water. When they melt, the same amount of mass takes up additional volume. So the water level rises.

    6. Re:this will be great.. by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      When they melt, the same amount of mass takes up additional volume.

      That would be true if water wasn't the rare exception to the rule. Water expands when it becomes ice.

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    7. Re:this will be great.. by Methuseus · · Score: 2, Informative

      But the ice on Greenland and Antarctica (which is greater than the amount on the Northern cap) still will melt. And then there's the fact that the oceans will get warmer from the melting ice, and the warmer water is, the more space it displaces. So there will be a non-trivial rise in the oceans, but it will take some time. Luckily I will probably be dead (unless I discover the secret to immortality).

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    8. Re:this will be great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all these people are wrong.

      What, Physicists? No, wait, High School Physics Teachers? Shit, even if your Physics Teacher was the Football coach you should be able to understand such a simple concept.

    9. Re:this will be great.. by Maniakes · · Score: 2

      Average ocean depth = 12,566 feet. 1/1,000,00 * 1/100 * 12,566 feet = 0.00150792 inches, or 36 micrometers.

      A few feet would be a few tenths of a percent, not millionths.

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    10. Re:this will be great.. by Maniakes · · Score: 2

      [snip]the rising ocean levels that will destroy everything they have.

      That's assuming they don't take the profits from the increased trade to build dikes and sea walls

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    11. Re:this will be great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I found statistics saying that worldwide, the ocean level will rise by about 1 meter. That will wipe out some atolls and coastal cities.

    12. Re:this will be great.. by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't matter. The ice floats above the water because of that expansion, thus it's density is less than that of liquid water (same amount of mass, more volume = less density). Thus, when melted, the ice will have no effect on water levels.

  8. panama canal by wyatt12 · · Score: 0

    The Panama Canal door guy is going to be pissed because of less $10 cover charges coming in. Better close it down for 2 months and open it up under a new name.

  9. Huh? by kmellis · · Score: 2, Funny
    " ...polar ice caps would disappear..."
    I think that should have been the "north polar ice cap". We'd be in serious trouble if the southern ice cap were in danger of melting away.

    It is my understanding that last summer ('01) the geographical North Pole was open water.

    1. Re:Huh? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It is my understanding that last summer ('01) the geographical North Pole was open water."

      Indeed, Santa lost 3 reindeer and threatened to "sue the sh*t out of the motherf*cking c*cksuckers who f*cked up the godd*mn ice cap."

      With the workshop flooded and a good portion of the reindeer out of commission, looks like parents might actually have to go out and spend money this year. Sorry, folks, now get movin'.

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    2. Re:Huh? by pavera · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this got modded as funny, but ok
      he makes a valid point, the northern polar ice cap FLOATS in the water when it is there, therefore if it melts it will not cause any increase in sea levels because floating ice displaces exactly its weight in sea water, hence when it melts, sea levels stay exactly the same, only the south pole will increase water levels as it sits on land, and therefore is not displacing water currently.

    3. Re:Huh? by kmellis · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm not sure if people were being skeptical about my mention of the North Pole being open water last year, but here's a quote:
      "Icebreakers like the Yamal usually slowly grind through an ice sheet up to 2 metres thick in summer from Spitsbergen to the North Pole. This year the Yamal crunched through kilometres of thin ice and open water to reach the pole, where water lapped its bow. The captain had to steam 10 kilometres away to find ice thick enough for the 100 passengers to get out and be able to say they had stood on the North Pole--or close to it!"
      You can Google to find lots of discussions of this. How reliable the observation was is questionable. (That is to say, was this really exactly at the geographic North Pole?) Also, the NYT article about this erroneously made the claim that this was possibly the first time in millions of years there was open water at the North Pole. This is patently false. The world's been this warm in recent history (thousands, not millions).
    4. Re:Huh? by WatertonMan · · Score: 2

      Actually this is why the poles may reverse. (See the other Slashdot article earlier today) Santa's secret workshop was in danger of sinking in the ocean. He thus needs to relocate to the south pole but can only do so if it becomes the north pole.

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --- They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!

      Who are you talking about? The FBI?

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Die a slow and painful death please.

      Thank you.

  10. See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason why the greenniks should be locked in a cage and poked with red-hot branding irons.

    On a side note, while this might be a potential consequence of global warming per se, it does nothing (and no one else has done anything) to plausibly correlate human activity to GW.

  11. excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the gas masks, anti-UV cream, and cancer medication will get there that much quicker!

    yay progress!

  12. this is good... but by Stanley+Feinbaum · · Score: 1

    As much as this would slash shipping costs, what are the chances that this melting of ice caps would cause widespread global destruction? It's hard to ship products when the city your warehouse was in is now underwater!

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    1. Re:this is good... but by medscaper · · Score: 1
      "It's hard to ship products when the city your warehouse was in is now underwater!"

      Uhhh, no. Not that hard at all...really.

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    2. Re:this is good... but by alan_d_post · · Score: 0, Troll

      Stanley Feinbaum (mister_feinbaum2002 AT hotmail DOT com)
      and
      Stanley Feinbaum, professional journalist. I have no tolerance for bad journalism!

      You do, apparently, have a great tolerance for bad Terms of Use policies. Highlights include:

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    3. Re:this is good... but by alan_d_post · · Score: 1

      Moderated as a troll? But everything in there is factual! You need to review the definition of troll . . . .

  13. icebergs by dollargonzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    won't there still be icebergs? i wouldn't approach an area where the icecap is going to be in 1 month and was 1 month ago. there will be plenty of ice to be careful of and frigid water. OR: is technology good enough to avoid all these obstacles and still make a profit?

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    1. Re:icebergs by jcsehak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never trust technology when you're dealing with icebergs. Once, a long time ago, these people built this huge titanic ocean liner, and said it was unsinkable, then they ran into this giant titanic iceberg that tore this titanic gash in its hull, sinking the ship. I wish I could remember the name of the ship though. I think it was "The Enormous."

      (w/ apologies to Homer)

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    2. Re:icebergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course such technology exists. I envision a steamer so grand in scale, and so luxurious in its appointments, that its supremacy would never be challenged. And here she is, willed into reality. God himself could not sink this ship!

    3. Re:icebergs by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Titanic didn't have modern sonar. Good sonar can not only tell the exact direction and distance of the iceberg but can also map the contours of its surface. Sure sonar like that is expensive but whats a few hundred thousand dollars for sonar equipment when the new route will save you a few million?

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    4. Re:icebergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water 14 feet above the keel in ten minutes... in the forepeak... in all three holds... and in boiler room six. Five compartments. She can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached. But not five. Not five. As she goes down by the head the water will spill over the tops of the bulkheads... at E Deck... from one to the next... back and back. There's no stopping it.

      The pumps buy you time... but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what we do, this ship will founder. She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she will. It is a mathematical certainty.

    5. Re:icebergs by Hays · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah I'm sure that would be a conern to the shipping. But it is manageable. Already North Atlanta Sea ice is monitored very actively in order to keep icebergs from hitting ships and oil rigs.

      I believe the US Coast gaurd's International Ice Patrol takes care of most of the monitoring relevent to shipping.

    6. Re:icebergs by WatertonMan · · Score: 5, Informative
      Canada and the United States map all iceberg activity by satellites and by aerial surveys. So they know where the icebergs are, their movement and so forth. So while it is a danger, with modern GPS equipment and modern communications and mapping it is a managed danger.

      For existing oil rigs they use the above, plus will actually tow large icebergs out of the way of oil rigs and the like.

      A lot of the advanced tracking has actually only come on the last few years. NASA put up a satellite back in I think '98 that started tracking a lot of icebergs. This helped eliminate the problem of losing icebergs when they were being tracked by plane and ship based radar/sonar.

      If the northwest passage opens up that will be a huge benefit for shipping. Not to downplay the other problems to the environment, but the west has wanted the northwest passage ever since Columbus first sailed the ocean blue.

    7. Re:icebergs by WatertonMan · · Score: 3, Informative
      Just to go along with the above, here's a good page with links to a lot of the satellite imagery of icebergs in the north.

      Artic Information

      The Canadian Department of Environment also has regular updates and warnings about icebergs and the like. Presumably were the northwest passage to open up they'd track it. (I admit I'm a bit leery of trusting the prediction - but who knows) I suspect that, baring continued war in the mid-east, the United States military would be involved as well. Admittedly it is less of an issue now that the cold war is over. But they have had quite a bit of monitoring of the arctic sea in the past.

      Department of Environment

    8. Re:icebergs by kaiynne · · Score: 1

      I think it was called "The ship that couldn't slow down"

    9. Re:icebergs by panurge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually assessment by later engineers was that the Titanic was underdesigned, and that earlier ships such as Brunel's would have survived. I can't remember the name of it, but there was a book back in the 70s which explained why oil tankers kept getting ripped apart, ranging from poor design, too few engines, to shipowners insisting that the fastest route had to be taken even if it was the most dangerous. The thought of supertankers crossing the arctic ocean is worrying to say the least (Exxon Valdez anyone?)

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    10. Re:icebergs by autocracy · · Score: 2

      Controller: "Sir, we've lost the iceberg."
      Boss: "You WHAT?! The thing isn't exactly the size of a pen... it's a fricken iceberg! And it moves at the speed of a snail! How can you lose something that size moving that slow?"
      Controller: "Oh, like it's easy to find - an iceberg in an ocean is like a needle in a haystack"
      Boss: "Yeah? When's the last time a needle sunk a ship?"

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    11. Re:icebergs by f.money · · Score: 1
      While the Ice Patrol does map all icebergs, they only map them below the 48th parallel. They explicitly state that if you go above that, you're on your own. So, if this northwest passage is going to be below the 48th parallel (ha!), it'll be ok. but I'd suspect that there's *way* too much ice where it'll open up to do commercial shipping (save possibly ice breakers or other hardened ships).


      Jon

    12. Re:icebergs by MicroBerto · · Score: 2
      Yeah but now that the icebergs are melting, they will swim into the titanic and not the other way around!

      And then we make more cheesy movies!

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    13. Re:icebergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was called the Ice Caprio. Part of the problem with the Ice Caprio was that the captain was too busy wanking off to a graphite sketch of some nude chick and thought that the iceberg in the water ahead was really just another ice cube in his scotch on the rocks.

      That's why some species of animals are now extinct. They didn't have enough lifeboats to rescue the two of each kind it had onboard.

  14. blah by Drull · · Score: 0

    Wow. Dreams can come true.

  15. This makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you, but I wouldn't open up my "northwest passage" to a "cargo ship" unless it was (globally) warmed up.

    I can't believe I just wrote that.

    1. Re:This makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're funny.

      or are you?

  16. Uhm. by xenoweeno · · Score: 1

    "Yay, us?"

    "We rule?"

    "Suck it, Earth?"

    What's the thing I should say here?

    1. Re:Uhm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Other people are better than me."

    2. Re:Uhm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ????

      Profit!!

    3. Re:Uhm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn, you're a moron. think for yourself for once.

  17. what about the ice-bears by kh0ng · · Score: 2, Funny
    what about those pretty white polar bears up there, won't they drown if all the ice melts away?

    Anyway, I don't understand how they can declare this as an "advantage"! It's a serious problem with our clime, and all they think of is "how can our economy benefit from it"...

    1. Re:what about the ice-bears by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 2

      Actually they spend a lot of there time living in Greenland and Canada. They may have to change their migration patterns a bit, but not much.

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    2. Re:what about the ice-bears by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
      Polar bears are both drowning and starving. The lack of ice near land is messing up their fishing process. Sometimes it means that they're out on icebergs in open water far more often. More than that, though is the problems it's causing them in being able to fish.

      It's not so much the melting icecap. It's the melting shore ice. It's far too thin far to much of the time. It's also messing up the eskimoes because more and more of the permafrost is no longer permanently frosted. It's a lot harder (also colder and more dangerous) slogging through cold mud than it is walking on permafrost.

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    3. Re:what about the ice-bears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah - they can swim too ...

    4. Re:what about the ice-bears by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Save the bears! Call in the taxidermists. :-)

      This is yet a another benefit of global warming.

      Soon to appear on eBay: EXTINCT ICE BEARS! (stuffed) Limited supply.

      Another boost to the sagging economy. Also, no more attacks on humans by polar bears. Inuit and Siberian children would be able to frolic and play on the tundra without fear. Finally, somebody is thinking about the children.

  18. So say goodbye to by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    The north Pole faune. Souldn't the artic commision be looking for the causes of the change, instead of loking for commercial applications for the destruction of the north pole?

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  19. Conspiracy by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

    U.S. just returned the Panama Canal to Panama a couple years ago. Coincidence?

    1. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 paranoid

      yes, it is a coincidence. it was always the intention of the US to "give back" the canal to panama, something like 99 or 100 years after its first use.

    2. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderation Totals: Interesting=2, Funny=1, Total=3.

      At least one person using their moderation points has a braincell.

    3. Re:Conspiracy by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      The US agreed to turnover (not return -- because there was no canal until the US built it) the canal to the Panamanians during Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Jimmy Carter's administration in the late 1970s. In the 1980s, during the administration of Berlin Wall Smashing, Soviet Union Collapsing President Ronald Reagan the US banned CFCs, hairspray, common forms of refrigerants, etc., to combat the growing threat of global warming.

      However, the US was remiss in stopping the eruptions of a number of volcanoes throughout the world since Carter's decision and it is these eruptions which have deposited more greenhouse gas and particulates in our atmosphere than all the bad hair in the 70s and 80s could muster.

      So, maybe you have a point. Maybe Reagan, Bush 41, Clinton and now Bush 43 have ignored the volcanoes so that we could sail aroung Canada instead of through the Chinese-run Panama Canal.

      You betcha. Great anaylsis. (Note my .sig)

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    4. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What did the us do there in the first place. It's Panama, not US, right?

    5. Re:Conspiracy by cameldrv · · Score: 2

      They dug the canal. Panama was chosen, as a canal across the United States was deemed impractical using methods then available.

    6. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soviet Union Collapsing President Ronald Reagan

      What a laugh. The SU was collapsing when carter was in, and then he cut their ag imports to speed it up. Raygun started giving them corn again, insuring that the collapse took another 5 years. Had the moron simply kept up the embargo, then SU would have collapsed in early 80's.

      Personally, though, I am not sure that that would hve been a good thing. The only good thing about raygun's delaying the collapse was that it actually gave them time to adapt politically.

    7. Re:Conspiracy by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
      Actually it was the French who dug the Canal, and the story is one of torture and torment. When the French finally abandond the project, the US stepped in, finished it and claimed it.

      Kind Regards

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    8. Re:Conspiracy by EvanED · · Score: 2

      If what I remember is correct, the French didn't get very far (especially as they tried to do a sea-level canal throughout)

    9. Re:Conspiracy by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
      They got very far concidering the amount of earth they moved leveling the various land formations. The French were burdened by a blueprint for success in the Suez Canal project which was a sea-level chanal but unfortunatly for them was impractical in Panama. But the work they did that prepared the way for the US effort was substantial in many ways, earth moved, infrastructure and equipment left behind, etc.

      Anyway, my point being that the US did not dream up the Canal, nor did it dig the chanal wholly on it's own blood sweat and tears. It swooped in almost 20 years after the project was started, with the benefit of seeing how the French attempt failed.

      Kind Regards

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    10. Re:Conspiracy by Jru+Hym · · Score: 1

      CFCs != greenhouse gases They block the formation of ozone

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    11. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      allegedly

    12. Re:Conspiracy by neocon · · Score: 2

      Umm, yeah, sure.

      That's not what Mikhail Gorbachev said when he was recently interviewed on MSNBC. He was very specific that it was the failure of Soviet industry to keep up with the arms race which forced them to back off on their commitments to sustain the Eastern European governments in early 1989.

      What happened later in 1989 with the spectre of a repeat of the events of 1956 or 1968 removed is, of course, history.

      Go google for the interview transcript. Then go ahead and explain why we should believe that you know something which Mr. Gorbachev does not.

    13. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or go ask Ronald Reagan . . .er, nevermind. . .

  20. Meanwhile... by jmv · · Score: 3, Funny

    US authorities are urging people to buy more SUV's to make that happen faster and thus help the whole world reduce costs.

    1. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the same asshole that makes an SUV comment under every slashdot story?

    2. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, yes. Yes I am.

      Are you the same SUV driving asshole that comments on this every time? You fucking SUV driver. I hate you all.

    3. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was modded as 5, Insightful? wtf...

    4. Re:Meanwhile... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      CO2 is not the problem, it is the weakening Magnetic feild of theearth which casues more solar radiation to hit the earth which casues climate changes and atmospheric tempratures to increase. read the story from yesterday.

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    5. Re:Meanwhile... by Jru+Hym · · Score: 1

      That's why they let the kindling accumulate on the forest floors in the west. 1)Institute Smokey the Bear 2)(uncontrollable fires, global warming, melting polar caps) 3)Profit

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  21. From the makers of... by Necromancyr · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the makers of such products as DoDo Buckshot, Native American's Removal Blankets, Smog Stack Plus, and Super-Sized "For those jungle suburban drives" SUV - comes the newest and greatest invention yet!

    THE POLAR ICE CAP MELTER!

    Yes, that's right, you too can help to flood whole countries! Tired of high priced beach front property? Sick of the drive from the middle of America to the coasts? BRING THE COASTS TO YOU!

    Only 19.95 plus shipping and handling.

    Manufacturer not responsible for accidental/purposeful destruction of ecosystems, countries, continents, or competitors. Not availble to FPO/APOs.

    1. Re:From the makers of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the makers of such products as ... Native American's Removal Blankets/I.

      You mean the British?

      That WAS the British, you know.

      The rest of your post is of a piece with your ignorance of history.

    2. Re:From the makers of... by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1
      While the product looks good an the surface, I suppose it is destined to failure.

      We Native Americans were not removed, simply locked away, diluted, and ignored.

      Our removal was far from a stunning success.

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  22. No, really! by venomkid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah! And one good thing about having cancer is that you don't have to worry about haircuts anymore!

    Jesus, what are these people thinking?

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    1. Re:No, really! by Hays · · Score: 3, Insightful

      your analogy isn't quite fair. The Earth has warmed and cooled quite a bit throughout history. The last 10,000 or so years have been very stable, but it was in and out of ice ages for hundreds of thousands of years before that.

      So anyway, it's not as much a cancer as a fever. And we're not quite sure what normal temperature should be, anyway.

    2. Re:No, really! by venomkid · · Score: 1

      Well, i think the analogy sticks in that the article is leveraging on the idea of global warming, which is considered by most to be a bad thing.

      Any malady could likely make a good analogy.

      I'm not saying that global warming is going to destroy the planet, blah blah blah. Still, the polar ice caps melting. How could this be a good thing?

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    3. Re:No, really! by hatchet · · Score: 1

      Cancer doesn't cause hair loss... chemotherapy does. Just for your information;)
      Another good analogy would be.. terrorism is good. more killings -> less people -> less pollution, more food -> better world?
      Of course they'd have to kill 3 billion people... hopefully i'll get lucky;)

      Anyway.. my point is, that in every bad thing there's something good.. even in death.

    4. Re:No, really! by venomkid · · Score: 1

      >Cancer doesn't cause hair loss... chemotherapy does. Just for your information ;)

      Heh, I knew that.

      >Anyway.. my point is, that in every bad thing there's something good.. even in death.

      Maybe if you're the entire population of the world, and the death isn't happening to all of you.

      But i can't think of one good thing about my own death.

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    5. Re:No, really! by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Actually my Mom is losing her hair due to Chemotherapy this week. She was handling it fairly well until the first strands of hair started falling out, the nausea related to the chemo seemed worth beating cancer. Interesting thing is that when you start chemo they reccomend that you get your hair cut nice and short so that it won't be too shocking when you do lose it after about ten days. It's easily one of the worst things she's had to endure in her life, I was surprised at the depth of emotion involved, but when I really thought about itI realized that this is the most external sign that she's had that anything has been wrong with her.

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    6. Re:No, really! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      How could this be a good thing?

      Why should it necessarily be a bad thing? Nature does what it does, neither good nor bad in the larger sense although it does sometimes adversely affect us. Sometimes we affect it, and sometimes we don't, and in the case of global warming the immediate cause it not at all clear. We are, in any event, still well within historical norms. There was a time in the Middle Ages when England was a great wine producing region, and Greenland was, well, green. On a geological time scale, there were many, many more years where the Earth had no polar ice caps than when it did; recent climactic history seems to have been rather anomalous.

      So what's good? What's bad? What's normal? We tend to evaluate these things by how they will affect us, and our entire civilization has come about under a certain set of climactic conditions. Those conditions may (or may not) be about to change. When evaluating the ultimate effect this will have on our culture, it's perfectly appropriate to look at things like shortened shipping routes, because every disadvantage of the new conditions will ahve to be weighed against every concomitant advantage.

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    7. Re:No, really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope everything goes O.K for your mother. Seriously.

    8. Re:No, really! by mizhi · · Score: 2

      As George Carlin put it, "The _Planet_ is fine. The _people_ are fucked."

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    9. Re:No, really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And "Increadbly flat" is a trifle misleading, the mean tempratures have been varying by a few degrees, currently they are actually below the long term mean. Which is why I take all these "Chicken Little" panics with a huge grain of salt. The earth's climate has been both warmer and colder than this over the last several thousand years, and none of the predicted disasters have ever happened. And the cycle length of the variance is measured in centuries.

    10. Re:No, really! by 3Bees · · Score: 1
      The last 10,000 or so years have been very stable, but it was in and out of ice ages for hundreds of thousands of years before that.
      And we're not quite sure what normal temperature should be, anyway.

      I think that you may have answered your own question! &quo Normal Temperatures &quo, I say in quotes as it is not temperature but climate that is the issue, is glacial! We are in on one of the regular interglacial periods that lie amidst the more usual ice-ages that mark the Earth. Ice Ages where the normal temperature fluctuates by almost 100 times the magnitude of fluctuations we see today. That's right, multiply that delta in Minnesotas yearly weather by 100. Sounds pleasant to me, not.

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    11. Re:No, really! by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that feels nice, she's a strong woman and I know she'll come through this stronger for the experience.

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    12. Re:No, really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in spite of pride and erring reason's spite, one truth stands clear. Whatever is -- is right.
      -- Alexander Pope (An Essay on Man) (iirc)

    13. Re:No, really! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that's a lot more succinct. But he'd probably had more sleep than I did when I posted.

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    14. Re:No, really! by mizhi · · Score: 1

      He was also probably higher than you. :-)

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  23. I can just picture it by Space+Coyote · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bob and Doug MacKenzie setting up toll booths on top of some icebergs, to try and collect on this whole Earth-going-to-hell thing. At least it'll be good for Canada's economy :)

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    1. Re:I can just picture it by jcsehak · · Score: 2

      Take off, ya hoser! :)

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    2. Re:I can just picture it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you talking about! we will send our subs... from the weest edmonton mall...

    3. Re:I can just picture it by Space+Coyote · · Score: 2

      Man d oI ever love it when some idiot who stumbles over mod points sees a +5 funny and thinks "That's funny, but .. I don't know if it's wirth a 5.. I better fix that" and marks it overrated. I really think metamoderation should be expanded to include crap like that.

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    4. Re:I can just picture it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points right now, this would be either (ironically) overrated, or offtopic. Imagine that.

  24. 1) Global warming fscks up plannet.

    2) ???

    3) FexEx gets competition.

  25. Great! by kubrick · · Score: 1

    So people can consume more things, more quickly, thus leading to even more gloabl warming and less ice! Wonderful!

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  26. Just Doing My Part ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll be spraying aerosol cans into the air for the next few years, and make sure to use old nasty coolants for my air conditioner. I mean really, who needs an ozone anyways, commercialize the enviroment!

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    1. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ozone hole. Global warming. Entirely different things, and only related in some minor (for both) and subtle ways.

      Global warming is mostly due to carbon dioxide and methane; the ozone layer doesn't do so much in the atmospheric insulation process.

      The ozone layer problems are actually more or less under control. (As best as we can do, anyway.) Under the Montreal Protocol, we all stopped using the nastiest self-catalyzing ozone destroyers, and now just have to wait out their effects. (admittedly, for 50+ years - they're persistent buggers.) There's a kind of hope there - rapid, multilateral action may have very well saved our vapid, multilateral asses.

      It's just key to keep the two issues seperate. In part, because while the companies responsible for ozone-layer-depleting chemicals snapped to and helped out with the solution, rather than, (as some of the oil companies are doing - BP and Shell less so, Exxon/Mobil very much so) trying to create bogus "concerns" about the science.

      In no small part, if you want to be a cynic, because DuPont et al., realized that outlawing ozone-depleters would create a market for their followons, (which they had ready for market.)

    2. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey douche bag gobal warming and ozone hole are not same problem.

    3. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who doesn't know the difference between the Ozone hole and Global warming. Say, are you an American by any chance?

      If it wern't so amazingly stupid I'd cry.

    4. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Just to add to the other response, CFC's were banned from use in aerosol cans almost 30 years ago. It still amazes me how many people won't buy aerosol products to this day, because of some non-existant threat to the Ozone Layer.

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    5. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> In part, because while the companies responsible for ozone-layer-depleting chemicals snapped to and helped out with the solution, rather than, (as some of the oil companies are doing - BP and Shell less so, Exxon/Mobil very much so) trying to create bogus "concerns" about the science.

      I have never understood why oil companies are so resistant to alternative fuels. They can still make money. All they have to do is change their thinking to be Energy companies or some such thing.

    6. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, are you an American by any chance?

      BWAAA ha ha ha ha (milk jets outta my nostrils as I double over in stitches... slapping my knee). That is so true! Wow, what a wit! A regular raconteur! Are you in show business? (recovering from the pain in my side from laughing so hard... catching my breath). Ahhh... that was a good one (resumes giggling).

    7. Re:Just Doing My Part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately airlines are planning to use very high altitude planes in the future. It will save them fuel due to less air resistance. Unfortunately these airplanes will blow so many chemical reactants through their exhaust burns the ozone layer will deplete faster than you can say "UV radiation". Such aiplanes should be outlawed in advance.

      A related problem are the exhaust of the ever increasing commercial rocket business. I should look up some data maybe.

  27. hitmachine.netfirms.com by Istealmymusic · · Score: 1, Flamebait
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    1. Re:hitmachine.netfirms.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and just what is the point of that *lame* site?

      jesus fucking christ. I can and do shit better websites than that.

      Can you remind me to never, ever, follow a link you post again, in case i go into a coma.

      Cunt Face.

  28. Always knew it! by jpsowin · · Score: 1

    "When they told me not to spray those CFC's, I knew they were just full of it. I helped save millions of dollars in transit for foreign countries! They should pay me money or something because of how much I saved them..." :sigh:

    I really wonder how many lawsuits like this will actually happen.

  29. Supertankers... by didiken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >For supertankers, which now must sail all the
    >way around Cape Horn at the tip of South America,
    >the trip would be shortened by 11,800 miles.

    Really hope that those ships won't pollute the last clean spot on Earth ! If one of those supertankers hits onto iceberg, that's really horrible.

    1. Re:Supertankers... by chrispy666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      HAHAHA Thank God all the ships are not like the Erika.
      FYPG, modern supertankers have double hulls, and in any case, using this passage would definitely increase A LOT the premium that the charterers have to pay for a tanker vessel to go into that kind of waters, i.e. breaking the "IWL" (insurance warranty limits).
      So, don't worry, the penguins there won't have any bad "fuelly" surprise anytime soon.
      Most of the ships that would eventually use this route are grain loaders from US Gulf to Asia, because the cost of Panama Canal tax has a great influence over the price of the freight... and anyways, it's only for 2 months, roughly the time for a long round voyage... very negligeable.

      And yes, I work in shipping ...

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    2. Re:Supertankers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penguins at the North Pole?

    3. Re:Supertankers... by Cplus · · Score: 2

      An article in Wired's dead tree version a couple of months ago critiqued modern supertanker stability, a good read, especially for those in shipping.

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    4. Re:Supertankers... by TheMidget · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Penguins at the North Pole?

      What? Do you honestly think that the Inuit all use Microsoft?

    5. Re:Supertankers... by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

      >For supertankers, which now must sail all the
      >way around Cape Horn at the tip of South America,
      >the trip would be shortened by 11,800 miles.

      Well thank god, I was worried that my supply of precious, precious oil might be delayed a few weeks in transit, now i can refine it into gas and burn it right away! Thank you global warming!

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    6. Re:Supertankers... by gughunter · · Score: 1
      Most of the ships that would eventually use this route are grain loaders from US Gulf to Asia

      Ducks covered in oil: depressing.

      Ducks covered in oatmeal: hilarious!

    7. Re:Supertankers... by bziman · · Score: 2
      So, don't worry, the penguins there won't have any bad "fuelly" surprise anytime soon.

      That may be true, but that is mostly due to the fact that penguins can only be found in Antarctica. I would imagine that a northwest passage would only move tankers away from penguins...

    8. Re:Supertankers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes... but how many supertankers are still around from before it was required to have double-hulls?

      http://abcnews.go.com/onair/WorldNewsTonight/wnt 99 0322_exxonvaldez_story.html

      International Oil Spills
      Since the Exxon Valdez spill, the United States has taken some steps to try to prevent future disasters. In 1990 the U.S. Congress passed the Oil Pollution Act, which required that the oil industry phase in double-hulled tankers over the next 15 years.
      But coordinating and enforcing an international effort to cut back on the number of oil spills is much more difficult, as shipping regulations, environmental awareness, and safety procedures vary widely from country to country.
      Over the last couple of decades, dozens of oil spills have occurred around the world of far greater magnitude than the Exxon Valdez's 11-million-gallon discharge. (Click on the Oil Tankers Interactive Atlas above and to the right.)
      In 1997, nearly 49 million gallons (167,000 tonnes) of oil spilled into the world's waters and onto its shores in 136 incidents, says Oil Spill Intellligence Report, a research publication that keeps track of spills.
      Double-hulled tankers are expensive, and by themselves do not prevent spills. But in an accident, they can reduce the amount of oil that winds up in the water and on beaches. The double-hull debate in Prince William Sound has been going on since oil shipping began there in the 1970s. But only four of the approximately two dozen supertankers that move through Alaskan waters are built with the extra protection.
      For its part, Exxon has said it plans to comply fully with the double-hull tanker provision in the 1990 Oil Pollution Act. Yet, critics say, the oil industry has only taken preventive spill measures in Prince William Sound -- not in other parts of the world where standards are less strict.

      The Oil Protection Act of 1990, passed in the wake of the Valdez spill, was supposed to have cleaned up the industry's act and regulate supertankers. Instead, critics say that the new law--which requires the oil industry to pay spill damage costs for supertankers--has had unintended results. Instead of cleaning up the tankers, many of the oil carriers shifted their operations to the lightly-regulated tugboat/barge combinations--with sometimes disastrous results. In addition, says the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), the Act's "key prevention and response measures have not been implemented or have been watered down....As a result, the public still faces serious risks of oil spills."

      Meanwhile, a coalition of environmental groups that includes NRDC, the American Oceans Campaign and Friends of the Earth is charging that the Coast Guard's proposed rules for reducing oil spills from single-hulled barges and tankers are inadequate. "The proposals amount to little more than minor changes to current industry practice, " the groups wrote in a joint statement.

      The coalition notes that more than 90 percent of the oil entering U.S. ports is carried in dangerous single-hulled tankers, and that even by the year 2005 only 25 percent of the tanker fleet will be of the safer double-hulled type. The danger of spills from these tankers, says NRDC in a report entitled Safety at Bay, is increasing because many operating vessels have structural deficiences (including "paper-thin plating, missing vents and hatches...and unsatisfactory repairs") and cruise in heavily trafficked waters.

      Ironically, although oil spills from tankers and barges attract the most public attention, they are not the largest source of spilled petroleum in the world's oceans. According to Greenpeace's report, more than double the tonnage of oil in the water comes from municipal and industrial waste runoff. Tanker accidents, the report says, account for only six percent of the oil routinely dumped into the marine environment. Safer tankers, then, will hardly solve the problem. As Greenpeace concludes, "The world will not be fueled by oil forever, and the sooner we develop these other approaches to energy use, the less harm will be done by careless use of oil."

    9. Re:Supertankers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is article from: http://www.emagazine.com/may-june_1996/0596curr_oi l.html

      CURRENTS
      Troubled Waters
      Despite a Wakeup Call Named Exxon Valdez, Oil Tankers Continue to Foul the World's Waterways
      By Chris Chivers
      Moonstone Beach in Rhode Island was once an environmental success story. Despite the state's abundant coastal development, the protected mix of sandy beach and saltwater ponds attracted striped bass and bluefish in the summer, and northern seabirds in the winter, serving as a nesting site for endangered roseate and least terns. Because it also hosts the critically challenged piping plover, the beach has long been off-limits to humans during breeding season.

      Last January, Moonstone Beach was awash not with nesting seabirds but with oil. A tugboat fire on Block Island Sound forced the abandonment of a single-hulled barge carrying four million gallons of diesel oil. The next morning, the beach was littered with thousands of dead lobsters and struggling, grease-coated birds. In spite of a frantic cleanup effort, the slick forced the state to close more than 250 square miles to fishing.

      More than 100 fouled birds were rescued, but fewer than 20 survived. And of the 828,000 gallons of oil spilled, a mere 16 percent, or 129, 000 gallons, were recovered. Oil recovery experts say that's not bad-- most cleanups net just a little more than half of that. A gloomy oil spill assessment report prepared for Greenpeace in 1991 concludes, "The world needs to understand that large oil spills have never been cleaned up to any significant extent, and they are unlikely ever to be cleaned up." Steve Kretzmann, a Greenpeace energy campaigner, believes that some marginal improvements can be made in oil recovery with new technology, but adds, "The issue isn't how do we prevent oil spills; rather, how do we get away from using oil."

      The cleanup failure is not widely understood. "Part of the public disappointment stems from an expectation that science can handle everything," says Fred Massie of Save the Bay, a Rhode Island environmental group that marshaled 1,000 volunteers to aid the Block Island Sound cleanup. "Some people think that nature and disasters are controllable with our current technology--but they're not."

      In fact, since the Valdez spill in 1989, much oil has been spilled by a supposedly reformed oil tanker industry. In 1992, a tanker struck rocks off a Spanish fishing port. Foul weather made cleanup impossible, and the oil was set ablaze. A month later, another tanker spilled 21 million gallons of crude off the Shetland Islands. The resulting slick was caught up in a hurricane, dispersing it across a wide area.

      Just a month after the January 1996 Rhode Island spill, the supertanker Sea Empress grounded near the coast of Wales, spilling more than 20 million gallons of oil into the Celtic Sea. Again, a shortage of equipment and rough weather prohibited an effective cleanup. And in March, a barge broke up in Texas' Galveston Bay, gushing a two-mile ribon of oil from its 714,000-gallon contents.

      The Rhode Island spill may have been partly caused by negligence and poor design (a vital fire-suppression switch was located near the fire-prone engine room) that should have been caught in a routine inspection--if tugs were inspected. Unfortunately, says the Coast Guard's Lieutenant Tim Pavilonis, tugs are governed by minimal safety standards, leaving them with less regulation than sportfishing charter boats. "The bottom line is that they have a strong lobby," says Pavilonis.

      That lobby is now engaged in fighting a pair of bills introduced by two Rhode Island Democrats, Patrick Kennedy and Jack Reed. H.R. 2916 and H.R. 3014 would stiffen tugboat regulation, require more effective fire-prevention equipment and increase operator licensing requirements. "It's frightening that more stringent regulations haven't been in place in the past," Kennedy says.

      Even the barge industry admits that there's a problem. Jack Morgan, director of public affairs for American Waterways Operators, says, "We feel barge safety overall is improving, but we'd like to see all relevant parties working together to preserve the waterways."

      The Oil Protection Act of 1990, passed in the wake of the Valdez spill, was supposed to have cleaned up the industry's act and regulate supertankers. Instead, critics say that the new law--which requires the oil industry to pay spill damage costs for supertankers--has had unintended results. Instead of cleaning up the tankers, many of the oil carriers shifted their operations to the lightly-regulated tugboat/barge combinations--with sometimes disastrous results. In addition, says the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), the Act's "key prevention and response measures have not been implemented or have been watered down....As a result, the public still faces serious risks of oil spills."

      Meanwhile, a coalition of environmental groups that includes NRDC, the American Oceans Campaign and Friends of the Earth is charging that the Coast Guard's proposed rules for reducing oil spills from single-hulled barges and tankers are inadequate. "The proposals amount to little more than minor changes to current industry practice, " the groups wrote in a joint statement.

      The coalition notes that more than 90 percent of the oil entering U.S. ports is carried in dangerous single-hulled tankers, and that even by the year 2005 only 25 percent of the tanker fleet will be of the safer double-hulled type. The danger of spills from these tankers, says NRDC in a report entitled Safety at Bay, is increasing because many operating vessels have structural deficiences (including "paper-thin plating, missing vents and hatches...and unsatisfactory repairs") and cruise in heavily trafficked waters.

      Ironically, although oil spills from tankers and barges attract the most public attention, they are not the largest source of spilled petroleum in the world's oceans. According to Greenpeace's report, more than double the tonnage of oil in the water comes from municipal and industrial waste runoff. Tanker accidents, the report says, account for only six percent of the oil routinely dumped into the marine environment. Safer tankers, then, will hardly solve the problem. As Greenpeace concludes, "The world will not be fueled by oil forever, and the sooner we develop these other approaches to energy use, the less harm will be done by careless use of oil."

    10. Re:Supertankers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Really hope that those ships won't pollute the last clean spot on Earth !

      So you'd rather increase their chances of having an accident by increasing their travel distance and possibly pollute those 11,800 miles? That makes sense.

    11. Re:Supertankers... by podperson · · Score: 1

      So supertankers are unsinkable? Never mind.

      I think that terrorists are pretty capable of drilling holes in supertankers, and luckily for us, South America is full of them.

    12. Re:Supertankers... by Xeriar · · Score: 2

      Think of how much oil it takes to move these supertankers 12,000 miles.

    13. Re:Supertankers... by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1
      HAHAHA Thank God all the ships are not like the Erika.
      FYPG, modern supertankers have double hulls, and in any case, using this passage would definitely increase A LOT the premium that the charterers have to pay for a tanker vessel to go into that kind of waters, i.e. breaking the "IWL" (insurance warranty limits). So, don't worry, the penguins there won't have any bad "fuelly" surprise anytime soon. Most of the ships that would eventually use this route are grain loaders from US Gulf to Asia, because the cost of Panama Canal tax has a great influence over the price of the freight... and anyways, it's only for 2 months, roughly the time for a long round voyage... very negligeable.
      Actually, we have to worry about them spilling oil on the penguins now because they are going south around cape horn. If they take the Northwest Passage, they will be going through a penguin-free area.

      Seriously, though, every mile they run involves some small risk. If you reduce the number of miles, you reduce the risk. Note: the above is a generalization. One would be hard-pressed to determine which is riskier, the Northwest Passage, or the Straits of Magellin.
    14. Re:Supertankers... by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

      Well using that logic, Im going to burn my house down, but im not going to douse it in gasoline first, that way it will take a few minutes longer.

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  30. I knew it made sense... by infra-red · · Score: 1

    I knew all these SUV's were good for something... and it is... we can now import our PS2's and Plasma TV's cheaper with the new northern passage.

    Everyone turn on everything electic and crank up the heat. We need to get some of those old shutdown powerplants online to speed this global warming thing up. Don't do it for me, do it for your toyful future.

    1. Re:I knew it made sense... by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      Actually natural volcanic activity in the past 24 hours has already resulted in far more greenhouse gasses than all of humanity for the same period of time. So tuning up the heat if your house really doesn't affect things much.

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    2. Re:I knew it made sense... by cp99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wrong. Volcanic emissions of CO2 are approx. 150 times less CO2 than humans. (Link)

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  31. typical capitalism at work by lingqi · · Score: 2

    If it means saving a buck for some company, you bet they'd lobby for it really hard regardless if it screws the rest of the world over. And if that company's got $$ and congresscritters, they'd probabbly get their way too.

    Venice is on the verge of becomming more of a water town than it already is - granted, the fact that the city is sinking doesn't help much - but damn, don't accelerate the problem.

    Most cities are near some major bodies of water, which usually means that having the ocean rise a couple meters means deep sh*t for a lot of peope and a lot of financial centers. Before anybody goes "but but" - Even if the city does not drown, you will have serious sewage problems, kay?

    Not to mention that melting tons of ice means releasing million year-old viruses and other goodness that we probabbly don't have defences for anymore / or never even had in the beginning.

    sigh... this kind of "oh yeah global warming have these benefits" crap should not even be entertained and whoever came up with it really need a good spanking.

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    1. Re:typical capitalism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit feeding the Trolls, people.

      Seriously!

    2. Re:typical capitalism at work by Dynedain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most cities are near some major bodies of water, which usually means that having the ocean rise a couple meters means deep sh*t for a lot of peope and a lot of financial centers. Before anybody goes "but but" - Even if the city does not drown, you will have serious sewage problems, kay?

      Everyone loves this argument about rising sea level drowning cities.

      I don't buy it - the Dutch have been dealing with the situation for centuries.

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    3. Re:typical capitalism at work by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      There are no "million year old viruses" in the north pole. The ice there melts and thaws often enough that anything that it has to drop in the water has already been dropped there anyways, many times, then frozen up again, many times.

  32. Nordenskj�ld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nordenskjöld, the discoverer, should have lived to see this. He made 95% of the trip from Europe to The Bering Strait when he got stuck in the pack ice and had to wait for the next summer.

    1. Re:Nordenskj�ld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suddenly, I realize we are talking east and west
      and that I didn't do my best... Sorry.

  33. yea..how cool...not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so..by us pissing on the environment for personal gain the result has been still more beneficial for capitalist mindlessness. and now with the republicans in power..lets all drill in everyones backyard and burn more fossil fuels so that we can crank our air conditioners every lower..

    synopsis of my rant above: BUSH SUX

    1. Re:yea..how cool...not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, blame republicans.... it's obviously the republicans fault, and it's the cave men's fault that the world isn't covered in ice anymore.... has anyone noticed that we're still coming out of an ice age? the world's climate will naturally get hotter for a while. if you haven't noticed, at night time, the heat still freaking goes away - there's no greenhouse effect. and who the heck said that the polar ice caps have enough mass, that when melted will suddenly drown the world? have you looked at a globe recently? there's a lot more surface area on the ocean than ice... it may raise the water level a foot or two, it's not gonna drown japan or california. do you think it's possible that the people who study the environment are environmentalists? i think so. so their views are quite single sided.

    2. Re:yea..how cool...not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and who the heck said that the polar ice caps have enough mass, that when melted will suddenly drown the world?

      People who know far more about the polar ice caps than you do, and can do math with the aid of super computers. Frankly, I trust the super computer calculations based on decades of measurement data more than I trust, uh, you.

      do you think it's possible that the people who study the environment are environmentalists?

      Say, you reckon? In that case, its quite possible that people who study physics are physicists! Damn physicists!

      i think so. so their views are quite single sided.

      Yeah, physicists views are one sided too. Who says that E=mc^2? Damnit, I havn't the slightest idea about physics, I'm not one of those damn physicists, and I havn't done any calculations myself, but I say that F=mc^2! The physicists won't agree, but all my buddies back me up!

    3. Re:yea..how cool...not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      environmentalists as in leftists... anti-right... commnuists... get it?

  34. Benefit of fast polar sea voyages! by StefanJ · · Score: 2
    You won't have to plow through the dying oceans' mats of dead fish and choking algea, or deal with violent cyclonic storms from fucked up weather systems, or risk attacks by the refugee ships fleeing drowned coastal cities and devastated farming areas in Asia.

    Also, way up north the skies will be clearer because there aren't any smoke plumes from burning forests.

    See? There are benefits to global warming!

    Stefan Jones,
    Viridian Archbishop
    http://www.viridiandesign.org

  35. North West Passage huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a thought...

    When the poles flip will it still be called the North West passage because they redefined north...
    Or will it be renamed the south east passage?

  36. the greatest read on global warming ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.island.org/news/Owsleyinterview3.pdf

  37. Awsum by johnraphone · · Score: 1, Funny

    I always wanted to go to the North Pole, but its been too cold.

  38. Huh? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Polar ice caps?
    We don't need no steenking polar ice caps...

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  39. Great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, in other words, the polar ice cap melts, and we get a chance to mess up the area even more by sailing through it... and this is somehow a good thing?

  40. Europe? Japan? by theolein · · Score: 2

    You mean that if the polar ice caps melt there will be a Europe or Japan to be happy about this?

    1. Re:Europe? Japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If need be they can move their people to newly habitable Canada.

    2. Re:Europe? Japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The earth is a very big place. Distributing the volume of the Antarctic and Greenland glaciers over the entire planet is highly unlikely to result in sea levels greater than 100 feet higher than they are now. You may not have noticed this, but only the Dutch are screwed by this.

    3. Re:Europe? Japan? by skippy_twin · · Score: 1

      Yes, provided that the Japan of the future would have, at high tide, enough surface area to support at least two different bonsai trees.

      Perhaps at the same time, Venice might be relocated to the top of the Apls...

    4. Re:Europe? Japan? by BarrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      you're a genius.

    5. Re:Europe? Japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a fair swathe of pacific island countries, and - well fuck me - most major cities located on the coast line.

      you are a fucking imbecile.

  41. Nitpick. Re:Always knew it! by StefanJ · · Score: 2
    CFCs assault the ozone layer; they are not, as far as I know, a greenhouse gas.

    The switchover to ozone-safe refrigerants is actually an excellent example of how things can work out right. There's a good chance that the ozone holes will be a thing of the past, thanks to international agreements banning the bad stuff.

    1. Re:Nitpick. Re:Always knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > CFCs assault the ozone layer; they are not, as far as I know, a greenhouse gas.

      CFCs/HFCs are all *major* greenhouse gases; *much* worse than CO2.

      Fortunately, we don't dump anything like as much of them into the atmosphere as we do CO2; if we did, Earth's climate would be similar to Venus by now.

    2. Re:Nitpick. Re:Always knew it! by cp99 · · Score: 2

      CFC's are a greenhouse gas. However, their concentration is very low relative to other greenhouse gases (mostly H2O and CO2) so their warming effect is small.

      In atmospheric chemistry, they speed up the rate of ozone removal, leading to increased UV penetration of the atmosphere.

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  42. Re:HOW TO GET LAID ON THE FIRST DATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this is stupid. If you lower your standards for skankiness ever so slightly, an anonymous coward can get laid practically every night without ever giving away his real name.

  43. Odd.. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

    And all this time, I figured that cheap property I bought just east of the San Andreas fault line would be beach-front property in an unpredictable amount of time due to a catastrophic earthquake. Now I find out that it's not only going to happen within my lifetime, but in a predictable fashion and due to human influence? Amazing...

    I suppose this is how one feels after seeing one's lottery number called on TV! Yahoooo!

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  44. See?? See what? by stwrtpj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yet another reason why the greenniks should be locked in a cage and poked with red-hot branding irons.

    On a side note, while this might be a potential consequence of global warming per se, it does nothing (and no one else has done anything) to plausibly correlate human activity to GW.

    When I read this, I had a choice to either mod you as -1 Troll or respond. I decided to do the latter, since the former would be me reacting more out of emotion than logic, and at least by posting another moderator can decide if I did the right thing.

    I will not go into a lengthy disseration about all the research that has been done that does indeed correlate human behavior in the past half century with global warming, for I am sure you will find fault with whatever study I cite, as I am sure other /. readers would.

    At the same time, I think it can be safely said that many of the people to whom a clear connection has not been established in their minds still entertain the notion that it is possible that human actions have caused the current warming trend, or have exacerbated a natural warming trend. As a result, these people choose not to do anything about it until that connection is established.

    My response to that is: you're taking one hell of a chance with the planet.

    We have exactly one planet available to us to live on. While many may claim that there is no 100% hard and fast undeniable irrefutable undebateable proof of human-induced global warming, if there is even a possibility that there is indeed a link, do you really want to take that risk?

    Here's a bit of a news flash for everyone waiting for that iron-clad evidence, including the environmentalists: You're never going to find it. The factors that control the Earth's climate are far too variable and numerous to calculate. Change a single variable and you get widely differing results. Yet at the same time, statistically speaking there is a general trend that says that it is possible we are causing it. If we're talking about the planet, I think that even that possibility, no matter how small, needs to be taken into consideration.

    The reason for this should be clear: If we're wrong, and we ignore the problem, we will not be able to simply say later on "Oops, we'll go and fix it." You can't fix a planetary ecology once its been damaged that badly. Let me rephrase that: we will not be able to fix it to be habitable to us. The planetary environment will most likely adapt given time, but with no consideration for our civilization or even our species. The polar caps melt and flood our cities? Oh well, tough luck, so long as the overall ecology of the planet survives.

    So think for a moment before you make comments like yours. Make a risk assessment. See if you really want to take that chance. Remember: one planet, no "backup copy", no spare parts, no warranty.

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    1. Re:See?? See what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I read this, I had a choice to either mod you as -1 Troll or respond. I decided to do the latter, since the former would be me reacting more out of emotion than logic, and at least by posting another moderator can decide if I did the right thing.

      Good man =P

      I will not go into a lengthy disseration about all the research that has been done that does indeed correlate human behavior in the past half century with global warming, for I am sure you will find fault with whatever study I cite, as I am sure other /. readers would.

      And likewise, I won't go into "a lengthy dissertation" on why not only haven't there been any decent studies linking human activity in the last 50 years with global warming, but it's quite certain we've done nothing that's not negligible in all our short history.

      At the same time, I think it can be safely said that many of the people to whom a clear connection has not been established in their minds still entertain the notion that it is possible that human actions have caused the current warming trend, or have exacerbated a natural warming trend. As a result, these people choose not to do anything about it until that connection is established.

      My response to that is: you're taking one hell of a chance with the planet.

      We have exactly one planet available to us to live on. While many may claim that there is no 100% hard and fast undeniable irrefutable undebateable proof of human-induced global warming, if there is even a possibility that there is indeed a link, do you really want to take that risk?

      Lighten up, Mr. Nader! There's a boatload of potentially catastrophic risks we take, and daily. It seems this point has to be rehashed every time an environment or global warming article comes up on /. If there is a God, then my belief in idols, mixing of meat and dairy, eating beef or pork or tofu, working on the sabbath (on friday AND saturday AND sunday), or premarital sex, etc., will land me in a lot of trouble. But because I'm quite certain there is no god, I can snub Christ, Allah, Vishnu, and the rest of the lot. Collectively, it's possible that by looking at CRT's we'll all get cancer or go blind, but we're willing to risk mass self-annihilation because it's a good risk to take.

      Here's a bit of a news flash for everyone waiting for that iron-clad evidence, including the environmentalists: You're never going to find it. The factors that control the Earth's climate are far too variable and numerous to calculate. Change a single variable and you get widely differing results. Yet at the same time, statistically speaking there is a general trend that says that it is possible we are causing it. If we're talking about the planet, I think that even that possibility, no matter how small, needs to be taken into consideration.

      The reason for this should be clear: If we're wrong, and we ignore the problem, we will not be able to simply say later on "Oops, we'll go and fix it." You can't fix a planetary ecology once its been damaged that badly. Let me rephrase that: we will not be able to fix it to be habitable to us. The planetary environment will most likely adapt given time, but with no consideration for our civilization or even our species. The polar caps melt and flood our cities? Oh well, tough luck, so long as the overall ecology of the planet survives.

      Again: lighten up a bit, Mr. Suzuki. Humans are a pretty resilient bunch, who've created and survived plenty of nominally "disastrous" affairs. Not that we should try to induce one more, but please -- it's idiotic to go around pushing people to sacrifice their pleasures and needs for fear of some far-off and overwhelmingly unlikely bogeyman. If we actually do anything stupid, no doubt we'll have decades, if not centuries, to think up and implement a cheap and effective solution.

      No point standing in the way of the freight train Progress!

      So think for a moment before you make comments like yours. Make a risk assessment. See if you really want to take that chance. Remember: one planet, no "backup copy", no spare parts, no warranty.

    2. Re:See?? See what? by lowkster · · Score: 3, Interesting
      At the same time, I think it can be safely said that many of the people to whom a clear connection has not been established in their minds still entertain the notion that it is possible that human actions have caused the current warming trend, or have exacerbated a natural warming trend.

      There have been many ice ages in the earth's past, long before humans ever existed and between each glacial period there was - GLOBAL WARMING! The earth warms and cools, the magnetic pole flips and every so often there is a mass extintion event that wipes out large portions of life (http://www.hi.is/~joner/eaps/tlm.htm). Just get used to it. Planet earth can be a real bitch.

    3. Re:See?? See what? by alan_d_post · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, we allow people to control our society who do not care about long-term problems. Even if you were to persuade most US citizens that they should be concerned, all of us would not be able to prevent a disaster without also changing society to be more democratically organized.

    4. Re:See?? See what? by cp99 · · Score: 2

      And...

      Just because the earth has warmed and cooled in the past, doesn't mean that humans aren't causing the current warming.

      The scientific evidence strongly points to human induced warming, hence preventable, hence, it's only a bitch if we let it.

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    5. Re:See?? See what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh to be able to save the game and load again if you fuck it up. this is reason number 48295 why I wish I was a computer game character, and earth was CivIII

  45. But... by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...greatly increase the possibly of disaster. Just because the surface ice isn't there anymore or is greatly reduced doesn't mean that there aren't icebergs to contend with. Remember, at least 2/3 of an iceberg is under water. At least. And in all truth icebergs aren't always floating at the surface. They can and have been found hovering below the surface of the water. I forget what the reason for this was but I saw the video. Pretty neat. I do remember that artic ice (icebergs) is formed from the bottom up very slowly (read: below the surface of the water and up). This eliminates the trapping of air in the ice which makes artic ice transparent rather than translucent. This was also the last bit of evidence needed to counter the biologists claims that Snowball Earth couldn't have happened. They claimed that if the Earth was covered in 60-90m of ice at the thinnest point, no life could survive on the planet. No sunlight could reach the basic organisms and obviously nothing could survive above the ice. The transparent artic ice disproved the biologists claim. The ice allowed an abundance of light down to the single-celled organisms in the water below.

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's these little things they have these days called sonar and radar. This isn't 1912 when ships ran into icebergs.

    2. Re:But... by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      ..sonar..

      and you'd have to be careful of them anyways on certain areas, it's not like titanic was taking a shortcut through the pole-

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    3. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of organisms that are not depending on light to live. There actually is life at the bottom of oceans and in the middle of bedrock.

    4. Re:But... by goodmanj · · Score: 1
      Not one word in the previous post is true.

      While 9/10 of an iceberg's mass is below the waterline, it can never "float underwater". It's not like this is rocket science: Archimedes figured this stuff out 2200 years ago. macdaddy, back up your claim.

      Macdaddy is also confusing sea ice with icebergs. Sea ice is what's blocking the Northwest Passage: it's frozen seawater. Icebergs are chunks of glaciers which have flowed into the sea and broken off. Arctic sea ice is not transparent: it's full of bubbles and brine pockets, making it translucent/opaque. I've seen it with my own eyes. Icebergs are much more transparent, but this is because the pressure in the glaciers which formed them has squeezed the bubbles shut, not because of some "bottom-up freezing" (whatever that means).

      I do research on the Snowball Earth hypothesis, and macdaddy is off base there too (not to mention off-topic). Snowball Earth sea ice may have been pretty transparent, but my calculations suggest that it would have been hundreds of meters to a kilometer thick. Even if some areas were 60 m thick, that's too thick to permit photosynthesis: you need to find areas with ice 20m thick -- see McKay, 2001: Geophysical Research Letters, 27(14):2153. Ice transparency alone isn't enough to solve the biological objections to the Snowball Earth hypothesis

  46. Re:Didn't work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  47. And on a side note the apocolypse is coming by Ianworld · · Score: 1

    between global warming and earth's dying magnetic field the world is becoming a tad more dangerous. Oh well all of us nerds are indoors all the time won't hurt us ;)

  48. no north pole?! by dubbreak · · Score: 1

    It is my understanding that last summer ('01) the geographical North Pole was open water. ah so that's why santa claus goes to the bermuda for summer (or is that why Mrs claus is so wet all the time). dare you to wrap you kids gifts in this

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  49. Global Warming Enemy #1? by Jormundgard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So why is the National Academy of Science in "disagreement" about global warming? The story I hear is because of a guy named Richard Lindzen, and goes something like this. Every scientist on the NAS believes that global warming is a threat, except Dr. Lindzen. His "iris" effect claims that rate of heating is exaggerated and that there's a restoring effect to slow it down. But because of his conclusion, politicans can declare disagreement among the NAS and "nobody knows", so it's better to do nothing.

    The man's brilliant, and if you see him give a talk then the guy's very convincing, but I wouldn't want the fate of the world on my shoulders.

    (If anyone can corroborate this, then I'd be interested.)

    1. Re:Global Warming Enemy #1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the bush league has accepted that Global Warming is occuring. They have also suggested to all nations to simply deal with it. TBH, he is right. It doesn't mean that we shouldn't do something, but all nations do need to handle it in their own way.

  50. It's Mine, .... by hswerdfe · · Score: 1


    I would just like to point out that the US has NO rights to the Norther Passage.

    That passage is in Canadian waters and as such anyone wishing to use it should first get approval from the Canadian government.

    Not like it matters as our politicians are a bunch of spineless worms, who do whatever the US says. But stil its ours! (until you tell us to give it to you)

    --
    --meh--
    1. Re:It's Mine, .... by BarrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      the US has more nuclear power in that area than all of canada combined.

    2. Re:It's Mine, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Duhhh... It's the north*EAST* passage wer're talking about here, folks. It goes from the Nordkap in Norway to Bering's straight. I'd say Russia has most claim in it.

    3. Re:It's Mine, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the US has more nuclear power in that area than all of canada combined.

      Gee, that's right up there with "give me your lunch money."

    4. Re:It's Mine, .... by filmsmith · · Score: 1

      (until you tell us to give it to you)

      Give it to me!

  51. After the Panamanian governments by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    savage attack on UDP traffic & blocking of VoIP, maybe we can route IP over the NW passage too!!
    8)
    lets just cut Panama right out of the picture.

    (BTW I always was in favor of global warming & greenhouse gasses; my guess is that the shrinkage of fauna is due to the slow carbon starvation of the planet (carbon being locked up in 'fossil fuels').
    I mean hows a hadrosaur sposed to go from baby to huge mo'fo in one growing season without lush vegetation to gobble down? Bring the CO2 levels back to what they were back then I say!)

    --
    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
  52. That would be great by roalt · · Score: 2
    This is really good news from people of Europe, like me.

    Finally those air-conditioning units from Asia will become affordable...

  53. on another note by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    panamanias have heavily invested in trying to stop global warming.

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    If you don't vote, you don't matter, so don't waste your time telling me your opinion
  54. It was open before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greens are green. They don't know, that for the main part of history, the passage was open.

    "The God created the world, the way my grand mom remembers." Sure!

  55. Hmmm... by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 1

    New Stan Rogers Chorus

    Ah, for just two months I would take the Northwest Passage
    To find the man John Franklin wishing he was born to see
    Gorgeous babes cruising through a land so mild and ravaged
    And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.

    ... I'm not exactly a song writer, but I pity John Franklin because he didn't live in the era of global warming.

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    ...oOOo..'(_)'..oOOo...
  56. Lets make our planet one step closer to venus by headbulb · · Score: 1

    Wahoo... Why go there, when we can copy it?

    1. Re:Lets make our planet one step closer to venus by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and we'll licence our Venus under the GPL!

  57. Open 2-3 months per year... by Guppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article mentions that the Northeast/Northwest passages would probably be open for a brief period each year. I wonder, though -- once open, maybe the passage could be kept open with icebreakers. Perhaps for a few extra weeks? Maybe extra months?

    It would be quite expensive, but the tolls for using the Panama canal can be over a hundred thousand dollars for some ships.

  58. How GW Bush would respond by f0dder · · Score: 1, Funny

    uh... we need to bomb Iraq.

    1. Re:How GW Bush would respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that does seem to be the answer to everything wrong in the world these days, eh?

    2. Re:How GW Bush would respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gives "us" some sort of goal to hold on to.

  59. Canada by stew-a-cide · · Score: 5, Informative

    This isn't good news as far as Canada is concerned. The following is from an E2 w/u I did a while back (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Canadian %20Arctic%20Sovereignty):

    Arctic sovereignty has long been a pressing issue in Canada. While ownership of the Arctic Archipelago islands is no longer disputed seriously by any nation (and the inhabitants of this region are professed Canadians), control over the surrounding ocean is still a contentious issue.

    Canada claims full ownership of all the seas in the area up to its usual (and accepted) 200-mile limit, as well as full ownership of any sea ice extending northward from it's cost to the North Pole (since, in its opinion, sea ice is effectively land). Many countries, including the United States, refuse to recognise its sea ice claim - and while allowing that the open waters in the area are a Canadian possession, claim that the Northwest Passage (an indeterminate rout through the maze of the Arctic Archipelago) is an international strait that that they cannot be denied passage. This is despite the fact that the Northwest Passage is perhaps the least navigated waterway in the world (the number of ships which pass through it in a year can be counted on one hand, and most of these are government icebreakers).

    The United States has, on a number of occasions, attempted to flout Canada's sovereignty by sailing both civilian and military vessels through the passage unannounced. Matters came to a head in the 70's when the United States attempted to navigate a reinforced oil tanker through the passage (an oil tanker break-up in the high arctic would have unimaginably disastrous effects), but public outcry forced it to concede to at least giving notice to the Canadian government before attempting any further navigation.

    Also, Russia and the United States have both challenged Canadian sovereignty by sailing submarines under the ice and seas claimed by Canada. During the Cold War they would often conduct cat and mouse games in the area, much to the chagrin of the Canadian government. Canada currently does not have submarines capable of conducting under ice patrols, and does not expect to have this capability until around 2010.

    To counter the moves of other countries and to assert its sovereignty, Canada has taken a number of steps. First, it has invested large amounts of money in the people of the area. The Inuit people of the region are provided with full health insurance and welfare (as are all Canadians), and recently efforts have been made to maintain as much of the traditional culture and economy as possible. Recently, the Inuit were even granted their own territory, Nunavut, where they comprise the majority of the population and Inuktitut (the tongue of the Inuit) is an official language. Recently, youth unemployment and lack of housing (because of the high birth rate and rapidly rising population) have both become a cause for concern.

    Additionally, the government operates a fleet of icebreakers and aircraft used to supply far northern settlements and outposts. These have presented something of a Catch-22 for the government, since an arctic presence (largely by way of military vessels) must be maintained to assert sovereignty, yet these vessels breaking up the sea ice has a negative effect on local hunting activities (something the government would like to support).

    The native people have also been employed directly to assert sovereignty by way of the Canadian Rangers, a program that employs Inuit hunters on the sea ice to patrol for foreign craft and assert Canadian sovereignty (the fact that many Inuit live a large part of the year on the sea ice also gives credence to Canada's claims).

    Another aggravating factor in maintaining sovereignty is global warming. The Arctic has been disproportionately affected by warming, and it's expected that commercial navigation of the Northwest Passage will become feasible in the next 10 to 15 years. Many nations (including immerging Asian powers) would have an interest in opening up the passage to free navigation. Not only would such a scenario threaten Canadian sovereignty, but it would also cause immense harm to the lifestyle of the people of the region - and would contribute massive amounts of pollution in an incredibly fragile environment.

    1. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      it would also cause immense harm to the lifestyle of the people of the region


      Both of them?

    2. Re:Canada by WatertonMan · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Related to this is that if the northwest passage opens up and Canada claims it, then many nations will expect Canada to put up the maintanaince. i.e. having something like the US coast guard in quantities to handle the new traffic.

      However with probably trillions of dollars at stake, I have a feeling Canada will lose this battle. Canada simply doesn't have the power to back up their desires in this matter. And the nations wanting the passage to be international will include basically every nation on the planet other than Canada.

      Canada could, of course, react by stopping support for the region and also not providing free navigational information as it does at present.

    3. Re:Canada by stew-a-cide · · Score: 2, Informative

      Related to this is that if the northwest passage opens up and Canada claims it, then many nations will expect Canada to put up the maintanaince. i.e. having something like the US coast guard in quantities to handle the new traffic. This is exactly why Canada can't allow anyone to sail through and set a precedent to that effect (not only does Canada get nothing from an open passage - but it will cost huge amounts in security, environmental costs, etc.). I would suspect that Canada's current policy is "turn around or we shoot" - which isn't a bad one at all. Canada is too geographically isolated for any country but the US to attack in any serious way (and I doubt the US would go to war over this issue).

    4. Re:Canada by WatertonMan · · Score: 2
      Unfortunately past precedence on this issue isn't good. Canada has done relatively little or nothing to other nations violating their waters. They allowed other nations to help overfish the grand banks. They basically did nothing until the stocks were already depleted and that one ship (Spanish?) was after the last remaining school. (Sorry I forget the details as I now live in Utah, not Nova Scotia)

      Further saying that no one could use the northwest passage simply isn't going to happen. It is too valuable. So unless Canada does something about their pitiful machinery for the coast guard, the waters will de-facto end up controlled by the United States. I mean right now they have those helicopters for search and rescue that barely fly.

      Further if some ship tried to sail the northwest passage and Canada confronted them, do you REALLY think that the Canadian navy would attack? Do you think they would be willing to sink some ship? I don't. I think that by and large the Canadian government lacks balls. What is worse is that it is completely unwilling to allocate the funds to even be able to project power over its own waters.

    5. Re:Canada by lommer · · Score: 5, Informative

      "To counter the moves of other countries and to assert its sovereignty, Canada has taken a number of steps. First, it has invested large amounts of money in the people of the area. The Inuit people of the region are provided with full health insurance and welfare (as are all Canadians), and recently efforts have been made to maintain as much of the traditional culture and economy as possible. Recently, the Inuit were even granted their own territory, Nunavut, where they comprise the majority of the population and Inuktitut (the tongue of the Inuit) is an official language. Recently, youth unemployment and lack of housing (because of the high birth rate and rapidly rising population) have both become a cause for concern."

      Puhleez! As the damn article said itself, us canucks provide free health care to everyone in our country, so that point is completely moot. And our recent efforts to "maintain as much of the traditional culture and economy as possible" are what we do everywhere in Canada. Our government invests huge amounts of money in protecting the traditions and heritages of our native peoples, not to mention those of everyone in Canada. And finally, the reason we created Nunavut is because now there is (barely) enough people to justify making a territory there! Granted most of these people are native, so I suppose it could be seen as a victory for first nations, but really it's just common sense.

      Finally, the concerns about youth unemployment and lack of housing that you cite are almost universally applicable in Canada's indian reserves. So really all of these points are some idiot's poor attempt to BS his way into sounding legit. If had left out this paragraph, his article actually would have been decent because he does have a good grasp of the technical aspects. But the above shows an appalling lack of knowledge regarding the situation in Canada's north.

    6. Re:Canada by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      "Canadian sovereignty by sailing submarines"

      How exactly does one sail a submarine? :)

    7. Re:Canada by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hooray for pimping e2!

      (/me goes to vote up stew's w/u.)

      --
      Karma: Bored. (Thinking about resurrecting the "Anyone else is an imposter" joke.)
    8. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Further if some ship tried to sail the northwest passage and Canada confronted them, do you REALLY think that the Canadian navy would attack?

      I liked the comment about hiring the Inuit as ice police to challenge foreign craft. I can picture the scene out of The Mouse That Roared where a supertanker is pelted by arrows shot by a passing tugboat...

      Most nations would not want to start a war with Canada over the issue - but they probably wouldn't pay a dime to the Candians until they actually board a vessel and capture it.

      As far as fighting a war goes - it would never escalate to a big conflict - many nations could afford to send a destroyer to accompany a container ship - and now the Candians are forced to decide whether they want to kill hundreds of sailors as they couldn't just board a destroyer.

      The Canadians aren't the policemen of the world - they can't afford to go around ticking off every country out there. Other nations tolerate it from the USA since it provides the benefit of military security to its allies. Who cares what side the Candians are in a war - except perhaps the US since they share a border. And the US isn't worried about a Canadian invasion - just that they would allow the use of their territory to an enemy.

      My guess is the way it would end up being handled is that economic and diplomatic pressures would be brought to bear. If Canada made a big deal about Artic ice, other countries would start re-evaluating any economic arrangements that are of benefit to the Canadians.

      As far as submarines go - under the ice is the perfect hiding place for a balistic missle sub - lots of noise and close to the target. Since those subs are designed to hide from the most technologically advanced navys in the world, I don't see the Canadians spotting them anytime soon. And what are they going to do, launch a torpedo at a Russian or American nuclear submarine? It isn't like you can even try to land a helicopter on their decks...

    9. Re:Canada by TechnoWeenie · · Score: 1

      Puhleez! As the damn article said itself, us canucks provide free health care to everyone in our country

      And our recent efforts to "maintain as much of the traditional culture and economy as possible" are what we do everywhere in Canada


      I think you missed the point of these statements. The contention is whether or not this is part of Cananda's sovereign territory. The fact that Canada treats it's land and people in this area exactly like it does in the rest of the country supports Canada's claim that this is part of their territory.

    10. Re:Canada by The_Sock · · Score: 1

      You've never seen our navy, have you?

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      For a good time call www.sawkie.com
    11. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>provide free health care to everyone in our country

      How is it *free* as in beer? Someone has to pay for it (through taxes I would guess, unless your doctors and nurses all live in squalor). It's socialized medicine, which is not the same thing as free.

    12. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and I doubt the US would go to war over this issue"

      the Us doesn't need to go to War.
      They will do what they always do, talk a good game about the rules and laws and then do "whatever the fsck they want".

    13. Re:Canada by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      The U.S. is right (and yes I'm American, that isn't what this about). Canada has no claim to waters or ice (which is, of course, water) outside of its 200 mile limit. That is an international passage according to the rest of the world. Unless Canada convince everyone else (it can't) that there is some reason Canada can claim those waters... they can't.

    14. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will probably find a way to make money from the shipping traffic, which will cause immense harm to their lifestyle of poverty and misery.

    15. Re:Canada by IDStewart · · Score: 1
      Canada claims full ownership of all the seas in the area up to its usual (and accepted) 200-mile limit, as well as full ownership of any sea ice extending northward from it's cost to the North Pole (since, in its opinion, sea ice is effectively land).

      Obviously, somebody in Ottawa ain't sharin'!

      International law establishes, and the United States recognizes, 12 nm (nautical miles) as sovereign territory (note, this is true even of nations that don't claim the full 12 nm). Anything beyond that is international waters, and is treated as such.

  60. Look on the bright side by release7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Husband: "Honey, I accidentally ripped a gaping hole in the side of the house and it might threaten the structural integrity of our home. It could collapse!"

    Wife: "Great! Now we finally have that third door we've always hoped for. Now excuse me while I go vote for George Bush. We're going to need a lot more of that Iraqi oil to keep this place warm in the winter!"

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    <a href="http://www.joblessjimmy.com">Work is dumb and so is Jobless Jimmy.</a>

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Brainwashed

    2. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Brainwashed

      Brainwashed.

    3. Re:Look on the bright side by Zelig321 · · Score: 1

      I was gonna comment the same thing.


      While we're at it, why bother reducing the greenhouse effect? Might as well accelerate the global warming process, so that we can all benefit from this incredible deal as soon as next year!! Let's give a break to the multi-billionnaire trans-oceanic transporters whose profits margins are so low...


      Perhaps the floods occuring elsewhere on the planet will also open new routes for those ships!!! I would love that!


      After all, money is all that counts (as long as you're still there to count it)

  61. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Fuck up planet with global warming.

    2) ???

    3) Profit!

  62. Global warming and the environmental issues by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who was to blame for the previous global warmings? You know... the car industry wasn't around back then.

    If you're really concerned about the environment, then buy goods that are produced near you instead of goods that needs to be transported halfway across the globe. The transportation industry is a big contributor in polluting our environment. But as long as there's a demand for cheap goods from overseas, the pollution will continue to increase. The opening of the Northwest passage will most likely be better for the environment than shipping the stuff through the Panama or Suez canals.

    1. Re:Global warming and the environmental issues by trotski · · Score: 1

      Don't you understand anything?!?! Global warming is RETRO-ACTIVE! The polution we're letting out of our cars now caused ALL of the previous warming periods. Excuse me, I have some crack to smoke.

      --

      "Entropy is the bad-guy, and he is everywhere"
  63. Re:So when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't offtopic at all. I've been trying to fart less myself so I can reduce my greenhouse gas emmisions.

  64. This of course assumes ... by Greedo · · Score: 2

    ... that we here in Canada will let you all through, eh?

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    Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
  65. Jesus, pay attention to how the world works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    If you fill a glass to the brim with water, and ice sticks above the rim of the glass, the glass WILL overflow when the ice melts.


    No it won't. If the ice is floating (rather than supported by a pile of ice reaching the bottom of the glass) the water level won't change one bit if the ice melts. (Neglecting evaporation, of course.) Say you have one gram of ice. For it to float, it must displace one gram of water. Now, ice is less dense that liquid water, so only about 90% of the volume of the ice is necessary to displace the gram of water. The remaining 10% is visible above the surface.

    When the ice melts, the resulting liquid still only has a mass of one gram. Since one gram of water was previously displaced by the ice, the resulting liquid fits perfectly level with the water line.

    - A physicist
  66. Wait a minute by Raul654 · · Score: 2

    Hey, before you discount the idea of bombing iraq, remember - all that smoke from what is left of their cities will help to block out light from the sun, which will reduce the heat the earth recives, and prevent global warming. I like how you think...

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    To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
    --E.C. Stanton
    1. Re:Wait a minute by autocracy · · Score: 2

      Actually, the whole global warming thing is based on the inverse - the CO2 would trap heat near the surface rather than blocking it... unless of course we started trying things like nuclear winters where we just covered the entire sky all at once with a lot more crap...

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      SIG: HUP
  67. How I learned to stop worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And learn to love the global warming.

    There are many advantages to global warming, just b/c it is a change, doesn't make it bad.

  68. Supertankers + Iceberg = Titanic by truth_revealed · · Score: 2

    This is a fucking ecological disaster waiting to happen. Oil floats and does not degrade as readily in the cold.

  69. Only one more time ... by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 2
    Verse 2:
    Four centures, thereafter, I take passage over sea
    In the footsteps of McKenzie, but floating well above the scree
    Watching icebergs melt before, and behind me fade away
    All from the smoggiest Explorers driving in the USA
    (For those who don't know what we're on about, see original lyrics.)
    --
    Prime numbers are exactly what Alan Greenspan says they are -S. Minsky
  70. the northwest is not enough... by z01d · · Score: 1

    in the forthcoming future:

    some experts from the U.S. Arctic Research Commission, studying the polar ice caps, are now pointing out some of the advantageous side effects of global warming. They are predicting that in 5 to 10 summers from now the polar ice caps would disappear for around 2 months each year opening up the fabled SouthSouth passage for commercial shipping. This would effectively reduce the shipping distance between Australia and South Africa by 16800 miles compared to the route using the Indian ocean, or Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean.

    and they call themselve experts....

    1. Re:the northwest is not enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so ships leaving Australia will choose to run into land by trying to cross the south (or will that be north?) pole rather than just going across the Indian Ocean...?

      thats fucking docile.

    2. Re:the northwest is not enough... by z01d · · Score: 1

      maybe only you still think there is *land* after all ice cap at south pole melted.

  71. There's more by roguerez · · Score: 2

    The hole in the ozon layer is finally getting big enough to shoot through a rocket.

    (So we'll finally are able to really get to the moon.)

  72. Next Apollo Programme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And just think how much cheaper the next Apollo programme will be once the moon has crashed on earth ...

  73. Re:HOW TO GET LAID ON THE FIRST DATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no empathy... you don't know what it is like to have someone you love raped... you're sick

  74. It's Canadian Territory by youbiquitous · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Northwest Passage is not, as the article says, "above Canada". The "tangle of islands about 500 miles north of the Arctic Circle" - those islands are all Canadian territory. The Northwest Passage passes through Canadian inland waters. Google for Northwest Passage and have a look for yourself. The USA usually respects the sovereign territory of its allies. Think the Canadian government might have something to say about commercial shipping polluting one of the last (semi) pristine environments left on the planet?

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    "Clean up the air and treat the animals fair" - Captain Beefheart
    1. Re:It's Canadian Territory by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Think the Canadian government might have something to say about commercial shipping polluting one of the last (semi) pristine environments left on the planet?

      Certainly not if tolling passage through the area solves the national debt, and if it can get the GST removed, you'll get an easy landslide of Canadian support.

      You know the saying -- money talks, bullshit walks.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    2. Re:It's Canadian Territory by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, it's my territory!

      What, you say? Just because i say it's mine doesn't make it mine? What, i have to get the international community to recognize it first, and they don't?

      Oh well.

    3. Re:It's Canadian Territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What, you say?"

      Someone set, us up the bomb.

    4. Re:It's Canadian Territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      passage of civilian vessels as well as military vessels on a peaceful voyage has to be grnated passage.

    5. Re:It's Canadian Territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question is: who will assert Canada's sovereignty in the area?

      Our military presence consists of reservists armed with surplus rifles from WWII.

      http://www.rangers.forces.gc.ca/rangers/intro_e. as p

    6. Re:It's Canadian Territory by Beowulf+Smith · · Score: 1

      I'll be damned. "Each Canadian Ranger is issued with a .303 calibre Lee Enfield no. 4 rifle, with 200 rounds of ammunition each year, along with a vibrant red Ranger sweatshirt, ball cap and a safety vest." The Canadian government can't even spring for new military equipment (on the other hand, they do get that vibrant red Ranger sweatshirt). I mean, geez, if you are going to outfit them with rifles for non-military purposes (I guess like warding off Polar bears, which can be a big problem)at least give them purpose designed high-power hunting rifles. Heh, Canadians are just amusing.

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      The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - Gen George S Patton
    7. Re:It's Canadian Territory by trotski · · Score: 1

      A map of the northwest passage is available here.

      As you can plainly see, it runs quite far south, nearby many population centers, the largest of which is Inuvik (pop 2000), on the mainland south of Victoria island.

      --

      "Entropy is the bad-guy, and he is everywhere"
    8. Re:It's Canadian Territory by goodmanj · · Score: 1
      It's arguably Canadian territory. The major straits and passages between islands are wider than 6 miles across: whether they lie entirely within Canadian territorial waters depends on whether you follow the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea. Last I checked, the US and several other nations had not signed this treaty.

      And in any case, the UNCLOS exclusively permits all ships the right of "innocent passage" through territorial waters. The right of ships to pass through "choke points" such as the Bosporus or the Straits of Gibraltar is expressly protected.

      I'm not saying that I think the Northwest Passage doesn't belong to Canada. But that claim is open to interpretation, and Canada can't do much to limit the passage of cargo ships (and even nonbelligerent warships) through it.

  75. And, as the famous ballad of Stan Rogers says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And it's one warm line/ to seek the North West Passage/ and find the hand of Franklin/ pointing to the Beaufort Sea"

    Stan Rogers was one of Canada's best folk singers, and died in the early 1980's helping get others off a burning passenger aircraft. Quite the guy.

  76. Mod down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  77. We should make energy more expensive by CemeteryWall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't want to appear too anti-capitalist but it would be good if we could manage to contol its excesses. One of the uncontrolled excesses is pollution. We are being given the wrong signals by the system - by advertising and by price - so our everydayday actions screw up the world.

    Energy use, in particular, should be very much more expensive in order to cut our consumption. Our energy excesses are damaging the environment of the planet and have set the scene for the dangers current security situation.

    In Europe we don't quite reach US levels of pollution mostly because we are not as wealthy - but we obviously would like to catch you up.

    I believe energy use is our primary ethical issue. We must change the rules of world trade so that the "hidden hand of the market" does not choke us all. A good example would be a global agreement to tax air travel for its pollution.

    BTW. I saw a protest plackard on TV saying Americans are over 100 times more polluting to the world than the inhabitants of Bangladesh. I know Londoners are pretty bad (See CityLimits) but surely you can't be that much ahead of us.

    1. Re:We should make energy more expensive by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 2

      Or you can simply figure out to produce energy without all that tedious muckinug about with fossil fuels. Fusion power or orbital power recievers come to mind. *holds up a cup of water* Look, ma! Power for eveybody!

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      We're going to make information free Mr. Anderson, whether you like it, or not.
    2. Re:We should make energy more expensive by panurge · · Score: 2
      Europeans don't produce as much carbon dioxide as Americans mainly because the climates are less extreme (lower heating and air conditioning bills), transport distances are in general shorter, and higher energy prices have encouraged greater efficiencies. Higher energy costs will not change the climate and geography of the USA.

      However, the ice cap melting may have dramatic effects on part of the Eastern seaboard. Woods Hole have pointed out that the release of cold water into the arctic could result in the stoppage of the thermohaline circulation - removing the flow of warm water up past the New England States and resulting in significantly colder winters. Not as dramatic as flooding Florida (or as much fun for the rest of us) but it could trigger a gradual exodus from the East Coast.

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    3. Re:We should make energy more expensive by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      I understand your point, that there is an unaccounted for environmental cost in current energy use, but making it more expensive (say with some kind of tax) is an unlikely fix. Any country or community that imposed such a tax would immediately be putting themselves at an economic disadvantage to their neighbors. Companies that could afford to would likely move where energy was cheap, little would be solved, and the local economy would suffer.

      The only way to make such a plan succeed would be to impose it at the international level, which given the "success" of Kyoto seems an unlikely plan.

      If you want people to truly pursue a solution you need one that corporations will go along with, which means not hurting the economy (or more correctly imposing less damage to the economy than doing nothing about global warming is doing). Alternative energy is a good example, because even the most aggresive polluter will acknowledge that oil supplies won't last forever.

      While we can certainly solve the problems of CO2 emission by strictly limiting CO2, a solution that we can never get passed is no solution. A less tried but more socially acceptable alternative is to pursue technological and scientific solutions to these problems. I have faith that humanity is smart enough to overcome this bump in the road (though probably not before the consequences of global warming become obvious to even the most resolute opponent).

    4. Re:We should make energy more expensive by oliverthered · · Score: 2

      Well shouldn't we just demand a refund on our council tax until they turn off the street lights between midnight and 6am. (or all together).

      Turn down the unatural warmth in closed shopping malls.It's usually 20+deg c, but should be 17-18Deg c to be 'confortable' for most people in the kind of cloths you would wear to the shops.

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    5. Re:We should make energy more expensive by bruthasj · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Just look at how fat americans are getting. Taking in too much energy is wasting away as blubber on their bodies. When Americans say "No!" to Super-sizing their Big Mac Meals at McDonalds, is when they start getting conscious about pollution and other wasteful activities.

    6. Re:We should make energy more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any country or community that imposed such a tax would immediately be putting themselves at an economic disadvantage to their neighbors.

      Sure. The question remains however, how significant an advantage that would be - and if that wouldn't be worth it.

      Found at http://www.globalpolicy.org:
      In Europe, fuel tax can amount to more than 75% of the price at the pump. Comparatively, gas taxes in Canada represent approximately 40% of the price at the pump, with variations between provinces and territories. In the U.S., the tax percentage is only 12.5%

      I for instance pay Eur 1.10 per liter of unleaded fuel. According to http://www.x-rates.com/calculator.html [x-rates.com] that's Usd 1.11528. http://www.chemie.fu-berlin.de/cgi-bin/units?from= 1&to=&have=gallon&want=liter [fu-berlin.de] tells me 3.785412 liters go into a gallon, so that would be Usd 4.22 per gallon. I have reason to believe there's some economic room for (more?) fuel taxation in the US.
    7. Re:We should make energy more expensive by mcbevin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In Europe we don't quite reach US levels of pollution mostly because we are not as wealthy - but we obviously would like to catch you up.


      i think theres a bit more to it than that ....

      for example, the average new car in germany has over double the mileage per gallon than in america.

      why? because the government taxes petrol heavily to encourage this. not only does this help the environment, but it also reduces their dependence on arab oil (i.e. they don't have to start wars to gaurantee an oil supply), and causes them to develop cars a significantly ahead technologically (at least in fuel consumption, but also in safety and a few other areas) than what america produces.

      just one of many reasons ....

      i think the average western european is pretty much as wealthy as the average american ... and of course, being more socialistic, the poor european is a hell of a let better off than the poor american. theres a lot more to it than average per capita income.

      besides, it would be a lot cheaper, for example, for many european countries to use nuclear power than invest heavily in wind turbines etc, so i don't think that the american's wealth can be used as an _excuse_ for their environmental poisoning.

      developing countries may have a reasonable excuse to pollute excessively as they go through the process of industrialisation (and all developed countries have been through that phase so aren't really in a position to criticise), but america's wealth provides no such excuse, rather the opposite.

      just my 2 cents worth.

    8. Re:We should make energy more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I would love to see a USA federal tax on Gas. That would rise by 5 cents /year for the next 5 years and then rise by 10 / year. One of our problems here is that our government are subsidizing Corporate America.

    9. Re:We should make energy more expensive by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      To bad your forgeting cheap energy drives the US economy to a great extent as much as cheap labor drives the 3rd world economy making something requires 3 things raw materials energy and labor raw materials are pretty even across the board as they are traded internationaly (there are a lot of exceptions to this) but labor and energy are definaly regional the US has expensive labor vs say mexico mexico has cheaper labor by a huge factor but energy costs are higher it dosent make things even out but it is a mitigating factor to why the US still actualy produces high every input things like steel wire cars and general durable goods.

      We actualy need cheaper energy perferably from a more effitient cleaner source (plutonium based reactors would be nice less mess longer runtimes) there are things we can do to make it cleaner like alchohol replacing / augmenting petrol like brazil that can be a very efficient solar collector down there but that has taxation issues. Now to that plackard how much industry does Bangladesh have especialy durable good and heavy industry not to much that I can see. Industrial economies polute it's part of the process nobody likes it but the solution is not to return to agrian societies or tax the industrial nations to death so the thirld world can industrialize and polute there fair share. Want a good solution dump some real money into fusion not cold fusion just normal everyday we know how to do it it's just an engineering problem of containment etc not a problem of physics.

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    10. Re:We should make energy more expensive by ChristTrekker · · Score: 0, Troll
      Energy use, in particular, should be very much more expensive in order to cut our consumption. Our energy excesses are damaging the environment of the planet and have set the scene for the dangers current security situation. [...] I believe energy use is our primary ethical issue.

      I completely disagree. Our primary ethical issue, IMO, is how we treat each other. The earth is here for mankind's benefit; mankind is not here for the earth's benefit. Without us, all these "resources" would be just useless hunks of nothing. It's human ingenuity that comes up with uses for them and makes them valuable.

      As long as we're improving the quality of life for mankind, bully for us. Keep using energy, keep making things better. I don't think we should discourage achievement of a higher quality of life. We do need to plan for the future, but I don't think we need to take measures as extreme as some advocate, like eliminating cars and letting 90% of the earth surface go to wilderness.

    11. Re:We should make energy more expensive by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      Personally, I would love to see a USA federal tax on Gas. That would rise by 5 cents /year for the next 5 years and then rise by 10 / year.

      What exactly would that acomplish? Without suitable public transportation, people will be forced to pay the higher prices just to get to work. Salaries will have to increase, and we'll have massive inflation. Oil consumption will not change.

      Solve the problem (poor transportation), not the symptom (high oil consumption).

    12. Re:We should make energy more expensive by TheSync · · Score: 2

      I think that CO2 taxes (and perhaps Methane taxes) of some sort will happen at least in developed countries should pollutant moderated global climate change become fairly evident.

      The question is how much to tax? Tax too much, and you could destroy global economies, and that could be worse than climate change itself.

      Or we could wait until we were close to achieving a non-CO2 producing energy technology (close on a dollar-per-watt basis), and then kick in some minor CO2 taxes to "gently push" the new technology into production.

    13. Re:We should make energy more expensive by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should have a closer look at the gas pump next time you go. You know, at the sticker that says "price includes X amount in state and federal taxes."

    14. Re:We should make energy more expensive by goon+america · · Score: 2
      BTW. I saw a protest plackard on TV saying Americans are over 100 times more polluting to the world than the inhabitants of Bangladesh.

      I'd like to see that person with the plackard give up his/her lifestyle for one of a Bangladeshi.

      • Some tips:
      • Look for a job in the red-hot rice-farming sector. If you're lucky you can be one of the 65% of inhabitants that have jobs.
      • There are plenty of ways to stretch your $10/week paycheck. Make your house out of mud, and rebuild it after the flood season every year.
      • Severe overpopulation has its benefits. You will always have plenty of available roommates.
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    15. Re:We should make energy more expensive by DigitalDad · · Score: 0

      More expensive? Are you friggin nuts!? I don't know about anyone else here, but where I live (Central New York State - no not NYC), the heating costs alone are a killer. Durring the "heating" months (about mid Oct through mid April), the gas company destroys me. Between Dec and Feb, my electric heating costs averages $250 a month!

      Yes, you are correct in that energy excesses are destroying the enviornmnet, but let's not put all the blame on the consumer. The biggest problem is that of the energy supplier themselves along with factories that are still using their antiquated generators plus the government not investing enough in new sources of energy. Given the chance, I would hop off this catch-22 and install renewable or at least more energy efficient energy sources. The problem is that it would cost me more money than I'll ever see.

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    16. Re:We should make energy more expensive by DigitalDad · · Score: 1

      That should be electric AND heating costs...

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  78. Not so good for the local wildlife! by Ripplet · · Score: 1

    >Northwest Passage threading 900 miles through a tangle of islands

    >For supertankers ... the trip would be shortened by 11,800 miles.

    Anybody else see ecological disaster looming here?

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  79. what's missing in the Global Warming argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I forecast the weather for a living, and have been doing so for 20 years. I'm not sure about Global Warming and know no one in my field who is. I have been invited to the White House to listen to then Vice President Gore speak masterfully on the subject and read as many learned papers as is possible.

    However, here's what's bugging me. In talking to everyone, including James Hansen (who first popularized the thought), I have never heard anyone say anything positive about Global Warming. Even in a worst case scenario there should be positive aspects. The fact that those are never mentioned makes me worry that this is more a political agenda than scientific certainty.

    New England will need less fuel oil. Crops will grow longer in much of the US Midwest, Central Russia, Canada, etc. Less people will die from cold weather related trauma.

    It would be as if we decided to eliminate the internal combustion engine without looking at the downside of living without cars, trucks and planes... or the air pollution that dried animal poop particles used to bring to our cities.

    The atmosphere is incredibly complex. Processes that work to warm the atmosphere can later turn and cool it. Heat causes more evaporation, causes more clouds, causes more cooling (very simplified).

    I just worry we're not getting the full story. That's all.

    1. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by cp99 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Positive effects are in the various IPCC reports. For example, my home country, New Zealand should improve the supply of power (NZ generates a good proportion of it's electricity from hydropower, increased tempertures should lower the seasonal effects on the power supplies). As another NZ example, the following is suggested: "Grain phenological responses to warming and increased CO2 are mostly positive, making grain filling slightly earlier and decreasing drought risk (Pyke et al., 1998; Jamieson and Munro, 1999). Although grain-filling duration may be decreased by warmer temperatures, earlier flowering may compensate by shifting grain filling into an earlier, cooler period."

      All of this was taken from Climate Change 2001: Impacts, Adaptation and Vulnerability by the IPCC.

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    2. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by MO! · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's a story here that reaches the exact opposite conclusion. Basically, cold, salty, dense polar water sinks and flows towards the equator. Warm, less salty, less dense tropical water flows toward the polar region along the surface. With polar waters warming, and melting ice descreasing the salt levels - this round trip process would stop, causing the cold water to remain at the poles and forming a drastic "instant" ice age.


      So, yes, you are missing a large part of the Global Warming argument - the effect on ocean currents, and their impact on the environment.

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    3. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by robbo · · Score: 1
      ... Crops will grow longer in much of the US Midwest, Central Russia, Canada, etc. Less people will die from cold weather related trauma.

      Are you serious? You may be right about fewer people dying from cold weather exposure, but they would represent a pittance versus the billions of largely impoverished people who live in hot climates that could get even hotter. The hot weather risk far outweighs cold weather as a danger to the populated regions of the planet.

      I'm also highly skeptical that it is possible to predict that central north america would have a longer growing season. We may very well have dust bowl conditions that make growing anything impossible. As you say, the atmosphere is incredibly complex, and we probably won't know the outcome until it's too late to do anything about it.


      All that being said, I agree with the gist of your post- that there will likely be both positive and negative consequences. The question is at what cost?

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    4. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by Phronesis · · Score: 2
      James Hansen (who first popularized the thought)

      Actually, it was Svante Arrhenius who first proposed global warming and coined the term "greenhouse effect," in 1896 (Arrhenius, S. "The influence of the carbonic acid in the air upon the temperature of the ground," Philosophical Magazine, Series 5, 41: 237-276 (1896).)

      The idea was picked up again in 1957 by Roger Revelle and Hans Seuss (R. Revelle and H.E. Suess, "Carbon dioxide exchange between Atmosphere and Ocean and the Question of an Increase of Atmospheric CO2 during the Past Decades," Tellus 9, 18-27 (1957).) Also, regarding "I have never heard anyone say anything positive about Global Warming," you should really read the IPCC reports on Climate Impacts and Adaptation. They go into both the positive and negative effects in great depth and discuss them from the perspective of maximizing utility.

    5. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by Roug · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, but what I've heard is that it is not the global warming itself that is a problem, it is the speed by which it is occuring.

      Trees grow in certain comfort zones. For instance, birch grow in the colder regions. If the environment warms, then birch will disappear from the region, and other types of trees will only slowly occupy the area. Thus desertification and erosion occurs.

    6. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by dhogaza · · Score: 2

      Given the fact that potential positive effects have been thought about and publicized makes me certain you're trolling.

      The big issue is one of uncertainty in terms of changes in local weather patterns. The breadbasket of North America might become the cactus center of the world - or it might not.

      It is the uncertain outcome of the experiment we're running on the planet that leads many to suggest that we proceed as cautiously as possible ... by slowing down the pace as much as is practical.

    7. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by seney · · Score: 1
      I forecast the weather for a living, and have been doing so for 20 years. I'm not sure about Global Warming and know no one in my field who is. I have been invited to the White House to listen to then Vice President Gore speak masterfully on the subject and read as many learned papers as is possible. However, here's what's bugging me. In talking to everyone, including James Hansen (who first popularized the thought), I have never heard anyone say anything positive about Global Warming. Even in a worst case scenario there should be positive aspects. The fact that those are never mentioned makes me worry that this is more a political agenda than scientific certainty.

      99% of scientists agree that global warming is happening. read.

      New England will need less fuel oil. Crops will grow longer in much of the US Midwest, Central Russia, Canada, etc. Less people will die from cold weather related trauma.

      actually, the grain belt will dry out, and the better zone for growing crops, weather-wise, will be in damn canada, which of course does not have the bad-ass soil that iowa has. therefore, crops will not grow in the U.S. midwest, etc. if you take this into consideration with the fact that china and india are starting to use more of their land for parking lots, highways, and suburbs, and in turn turning farm land into asphalt - then you will realize that grain prices are going to go up, and there will be increased worldwide hunger.

      as for less people dying from cold-weather trauma... that's ridiculous. how many people die of cold-weather trauma a year? the warmer it gets, the larger of an area insects and disease will be able to spread. i believe that would be a greater problem.

      It would be as if we decided to eliminate the internal combustion engine without looking at the downside of living without cars, trucks and planes... or the air pollution that dried animal poop particles used to bring to our cities.

      there are other means of making wheels turn. i think you should look into them. trains are also wonderful. oh, and about those animals - 10 pounds of grain fed to an animal (on average) produces one pound of food. think world hunger is unsolvable? - try to stop wasting so much grain on cows.

      The atmosphere is incredibly complex. Processes that work to warm the atmosphere can later turn and cool it. Heat causes more evaporation, causes more clouds, causes more cooling (very simplified).

      I just worry we're not getting the full story. That's all.

      i just worry that you've gone batty from standing next to a blue screen too much.

    8. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by goon+america · · Score: 2
      The atmosphere is incredibly complex.

      Exactly. Even a small change on our part could lead to dramatic, unpredictable results. Whatever the good changes you listed, are not worth the risk of undertaking an unknown, unpredictable and irreversable change to the atmosphere. Most people not living in NORAD don't have an alternative to our atmosphere in case something goes horribly wrong.

    9. Re:what's missing in the Global Warming argument by Nept · · Score: 2

      99% of scientists agree that global warming is happening. read.

      That's a bullshit statistic, now c'mon admit it. What is it...80% of all statistics are made up?

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  80. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  81. North Atlanta Sea by qnonsense · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha.

    Ha.

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  82. other benefits, too by g4dget · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Global warming has lots of other benefits as well:

    • makes Alaska and Minnesota more livable
    • reduces global overpopulation by
      • drowning people in sudden floods
      • spreading disease
      • making the ground water more saline
      • altering precipitation patterns and causing famine
    • create lots of new beachfront property in formerly hot, dry, inland areas
    • create lots of new islands, as coastal mountain ranges get surrounded by water
    • lets you grow Marijuna more quickly in Northern California
    George is probably also not all that unhappy that the more liberal enclaves in the US tend to be coastal and will likely get flooded. But I suspect Texas won't be doing so well either. Sorry about that one, George.

  83. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow -- the troll-of-pretending-not-to-recognize-a-troll. Truly a work of art!

  84. Re:What Up Abhi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reply to everyone who says that the north icecaps melting will raise the sea level - you're all morons. have you ever taken a science class? when the ice melts, it will take up the exact same volume displaced in the water as before. 80% (about) of icebergs are underwater. when it melts and CONTRACTS, it still weighs the same, and since it was floating, it takes up the same amount of volume (underwater)... so all we have to do is drink all the water from antarctica and greenland...

  85. Reduced to reading Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mr. Gore?

  86. Take off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hoser 'eh!

  87. Global warming? bring it on by mauriceh · · Score: 1

    I live in Canada.
    In Edmonton.
    All I have to say is I look forward to it.
    And yes, Florida may sink..
    So?

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  88. Wishful thinking by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When one year is warm the surface of the ocean heats up and expands ever so slightly that you couldn't even notice. If the next year is a bit cooler then it shrinks a little and everything maintains a nice equilibrium. If instead that next year is also warm then the heat diffuses downward and everything expands a little more.

    The oceans are such a large thermal reservoir that the heating of the last half century is only barely perceptible in the expansion of the ocean. The best available evidence is that temperatures globally have been incredibly flat over the last 10000 years (end of the last ice age) up till 1900 or so. The lack of significant long term changes in temperature has kept the ocean volume essentially constant during this time. The problem comes in if global average temperatures have a sustained increase.

    If the temperatures jump even one degree Celsius and STAY that way, then the temperatures will gradually diffuse in the oceans over centuries until they reach a new equilibrium. A millenium from now when the entire ocean has warmed a fraction of a degree, the thermal expansion of the oceans will have raised sea levels 10-20 METERS.

    Of course this assummes that we do nothing about global warming and simply bask in the warmth while the water rises. It starts at the surface, but if you keep things warm that warmth will saturate the ocean, it's just a matter of time.

    1. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the problem with that is warming the ocean by 1 degree c increases the rate of evaporation... an increased rate of evaporation causes higher atmospheric water vapor. which causes more cloud cover, which causes an increase in the energy reflected from the sun. the only activity man has engaged in that affects this model is cloud seeding. by taking cloud cover away, we increase the amount of solar energy that reaches the earth. and the energy of the sun is 10,000 time greater an impact that ALL the cumulative effects of mankind. So unless we consistantly wring the clouds dry allowing more and more moisture to evaporate off the oceans there is no way the oceans could sustain a 1 degree c change for very long. Nature is not a precipitous balance, it's a virtually unstoppable power. We're not even a fart in the breeze of nature. A single virus could render humanity extinct. in a matter of days no less... but nothing human do could even come close to killing all life on the planet.

    2. Re:Wishful thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The best available evidence is that temperatures globally have been incredibly flat over the last 10000 years"

      Aren't the "catastrophic" rises in temperature due to so called global warming been mostly measured in tenths of degrees over the periods of decades? If so, how can those kinds of deviations can be compared to whatever data we have on global temperatures going back centuries and even millenium? What kind of accuracy can be boasted of global temperature numbers speculated from 10000 years ago? How are these temperature numbers from 10000 years ago being generated? I would guess it is based on some kind of extrapolation/assumptions from other data which right from the beginning is kind of comparing apples and oranges (comparing educated guesses to actual hard, measured data) I seriously doubt the actual accuracy of these temperatures is better than +/- 1 degree. In fact I doubt any data we have for temperatures that's older than a couple hundred years is any more accurate than that. Comparing deviations in the magnitudes of tenths of degrees to other data whose accuracy is most likely much higher than the deviations themselves just doesn't make sense. But I'm open minded - if credible proof can be presented I'd like to see it. How are they coming up with these numbers and with what kind of accuracy?

    3. Re:Wishful thinking by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1
      The oceans are such a large thermal reservoir that the heating of the last half century is only barely perceptible in the expansion of the ocean. The best available evidence is that temperatures globally have been incredibly flat over the last 10000 years (end of the last ice age) up till 1900 or so.
      That isn't true. You're forgetting about the mini ice age -- which many believe to be what knocked off the vikings.
      If the temperatures jump even one degree Celsius and STAY that way, then the temperatures will gradually diffuse in the oceans over centuries until they reach a new equilibrium. A millenium from now when the entire ocean has warmed a fraction of a degree, the thermal expansion of the oceans will have raised sea levels 10-20 METERS.
      Do you have some figures for that? You'll need to show me the math if you want me to believe it.

      If you know the volume of the ocean, the surface area of the ocean, and the thermal coefficient of expansion of water, you can come up with a rough estimate.
      Of course this assummes that we do nothing about global warming and simply bask in the warmth while the water rises. It starts at the surface, but if you keep things warm that warmth will saturate the ocean, it's just a matter of time.
      I truly can't see us depending on fossil fuels for more than another century or so. For one thing, there simply isn't enough to keep up for much more than that. It's not like we're importing carbon from Triton or something. Everything we are putting into the atmosphere came from Earth in the first place, and was sequestered there back in ages gone by.

      Another issue that people neglect to bring up is the enormity of the task of melting the great land-based ice shields. First, the temperature has to be above freezing for the ice to even start to melt, and it has to be well above freezing for the ice to melt fast enough to keep from being replaced by next winter's snow. One hundred years isn't going to do the job.
    4. Re:Wishful thinking by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      That isn't true. You're forgetting about the mini ice age -- which many believe to be what knocked off the vikings.

      The so called mini ice age which was a very big deal in Europe is believed to have been connected with a local reorganization of the Atlantic currents. There is no local record of this cold period in Asia or most of the Southern Hemisphere. At the global level, this period (1450-1750) represents a drop of less than 0.5 degree C from established averages.

      The quoted value of 10-20 meters come from a colloquia by Prof. Stephen Schneider which I attended a few months ago. A naive calculation of thermal expansion using a coefficient of 2.1e-4 per degree C and an average ocean depth of 3.7 km comes out with an increase of about 1 meter per degree C. But because the coefficient actually depends on both pressure and temperature, the value quoted above (for room temperature and 1 atm) is too low. Not being an expert in this area I'm not sure how to arrive an appropriate coefficient, but I do respect Dr. Schnieder's judgment in that matter.

      Another issue that people neglect to bring up is the enormity of the task of melting the great land-based ice shields. First, the temperature has to be above freezing for the ice to even start to melt, and it has to be well above freezing for the ice to melt fast enough to keep from being replaced by next winter's snow. One hundred years isn't going to do the job.

      Keep in mind that for an ice sheet to maintain a constant size the edges must be melting at exactly the same rate that the pressure of new ice in the center is pushing it out. Hence at the edges the temperatures already get warm enough to melt significant amounts of ice. If the temperatures get warmer the place where equilibrium occurs get pushed inward and ice sheets shrink. Will we melt all of the antartic ice sheet, probably not, but we can easily shrink it a good deal.

  89. The Northwest Passage by Tempelherr · · Score: 5, Informative
    A year or so ago in my European Studies class we had a speaker from the University of Trondheim in Norway, Willy Østreng, who is an expert on the northwest passage and it the various areas associated with it. He also has a book out titled "The National and Societal Challenges of the Northern Sea Route: A Reference Work" Østreng has been trying for years to get various countries to recognize the importance and possibilities of the Arctic passage, both as an economic factor, and the various environmental problems that would be associated with it too, but for many countries this area has only been seen in terms of military importance, especially in the past during the cold war. It looks like some of these countries are starting to pay attention, especially the US.

    I think it is a rather interesting topic myself and one that the various governments with a partial stake in it should be further investigating. The northwest passages provides a very good alternative to the Suez canal, which has been closed twice since WWII, and could possibly get closed again if war were to somehow break out in that area. The northwest passage also eliminates over 3350 miles in the route from Trellheim, Norway to the west coast of Canada, which could improve trade between these areas.

  90. To quote J. Craig Venter... by eco2geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...molecular biologist, in Esquire magazine:

    "Scientifically, it's far, far safer for us to take nuclear waste and bury it deep in some mine shaft somewhere than to continue dumping billions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from burning gasoline and diesel. We're contaminating our entire environment now because people are afraid of nuclear energy."

    (Well, I'm not afraid of nuclear energy, I just know its waste is about the most poisonous stuff there is...but the man's got a point.) Anybody ever think about how much crap we spew into the environment on a yearly basis by using petroleum? Why not? You breathe it.

  91. Nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last clean spot on earth is my tub. Just scrubbed it out.

  92. Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by trotski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least it'll be good for Canada's economy :)

    Funny you should say that.

    The United States has claimed several times that it does not fully recognize Canada's sovereignty over the North. The US believes it can (and does) move it's nucular submarines through Canada's north (under the ice of course!) without notifying or asking the Canadian government for permission.

    If Canada trys to charge some sort of shipping tariff, the US is quite likely to ignore such a request. Moreover, it would not be surprising if the US claimed (annexed I guess is the correct term) the entire northwest passage for itself. After all, Canada lacks the capacity to nforce any shipping laws or tariffs (look at our coast guard for christs sake!), it's only logical for the US to step in and take control. So, I wouldn't get too excited about this being good for the economy... most likely this will be a Bad Thing for Canada. Good for you yanks though :).

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    1. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just blowing those US submarines out of the water? Those fat arrogant bastards could use a lesson.

    2. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by workingstiff · · Score: 1
      After all, Canada lacks the capacity to nforce any shipping laws or tariffs (look at our coast guard for christs sake!)
      Do I need to remind you how easily we dispatched the Spanish from Newfoundland during the "Turbot Wars"?
    3. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by Maniakes · · Score: 2

      How about just blowing those US submarines out of the water?

      Think about what you just said. Eventually, the flaw in that plan will become obvious.

      Hint: Think about what happens with any submarines you don't get. Think about what they carry.

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    4. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And think about the fact that they'd be delivering their payloads to cities that in some cases nearly blend into large US cities. On second thought, I think we'd just turn off the taps and cut off the oil supply =)

    5. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Don't worry - we'll only claim 2/3 of it.

    6. Re:Good for Canada? Not bloody likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we decide to take it over, what would it take, 2 or 3 Marines?

  93. Agreed by Myco · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think we can all agree that Florida doesn't count.

    >rimshot<

    1. Re:Agreed by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Are you kidding? Florida does count. And recount!

      I think the Florida media is still counting chads from the 2000 election.

    2. Re:Agreed by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2

      No, Florida can't count. There's a difference.

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    3. Re:Agreed by Myco · · Score: 2

      Yes. The difference is that it's not funny if you say it your way.

  94. Missing benefits by shepd · · Score: 1

    - Huge advances in technology as the drowning, disease, salt, and famine problems are quickly worked on and finally solved.
    - Unification of people as they struggle to work on these problems.
    - Reduced war.

    All this is, of course, assuming countries don't get grabby on the resources. I guess I'm just not a big believer that the world is about to end up as one big Mad Max movie.

    I think you'll find, strangely enough, some Canadians like me saying they'd enjoy a little global warming (although not many!). If it were actually happening this quickly, it could have prevented this. (Yes, I've heard the suggestion that global warming is just a shift in weather patterns. Well, if it is such a misnomer, let's work on stopping people using it!)

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    1. Re:Missing benefits by g4dget · · Score: 2

      Technology won't solve flooding, disease, or famine, ever, because those are not technological problems. If they were, the orders of magnitude increases in productivity and safety we have achieved would keep those things from happening already. Instead, people just push the limits of population and risk to the same level. The only way to change that is to change behavior, not technology.

    2. Re:Missing benefits by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Technology won't solve flooding, disease, or famine, ever, because those are not technological problems.

      They aren't?

      I thought we were already on the path to solving these problems (although, as with anything, we haven't got the best solutions to any of them, _yet_).

      Flooding -- Dams.
      Disease -- Vaccines.
      Famine -- GM Food and technology in agriculture.

      >If they were, the orders of magnitude increases in productivity and safety we have achieved would keep those things from happening already. Instead, people just push the limits of population and risk to the same level. The only way to change that is to change behavior, not technology.

      I strongly disagree. The only way to win is a proper use of technology. Population is not increasing in the most highly technological parts of the world. Therefore, foisting enough technology at these problems will not only help solve them, but also inadvertently solve any population problems that exist at the same time.

      The solution to all problems that aren't social often seems to lie with technology. And even many social problems have been solved with technology.

      Technology is a good thing. It's only that the very few abuses of it are so well known that people fear it.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    3. Re:Missing benefits by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Flooding -- Dams.

      Dams are actually the major cause of flooding; many countries are ripping them out again. Harmful flooding is most easily avoided by not building in flood plains and by not building dams.

      Disease -- Vaccines.

      Decreases in morbidity and mortality have mostly been due to low-tech improvements in public health, not medicine or vaccines. And the threat from many diseases is simply a consequence of high population densities brought about by technology.

      Famine -- GM Food and technology in agriculture.

      We have more than enough food to feed everybody on earth--producing more isn't going to solve famine. The real problem is distribution, as well as the simple fact that with every improvement in productivity, population size increases and people move into more marginal areas.

      Technology is a good thing.

      Technology is a good thing: it's fun, it's entertaining, it lets us experience more, and it helps us with some important things. I'm not against technology by any means. But almost all of the serious problems our world is facing are not technological problems and they can't be solved with technology. Furthermore, just because we have created the technology to do something and people can be convinced that they want it doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.

    4. Re:Missing benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dams are actually the major cause of flooding

      Are you on crack? The main cause of flooding is excess rain. Any 10 year old could tell you that. After excess rain, then next on the list is storm surge. Somewhere way down the list is dam failure (granted these can have devestating effects.) Levees and flood control dams have been extremely effective in reducing flooding though sometimes they can have secondary downstream flooding effects. Removing these water controlling mechanisms would be incredibly irresponsible. It would require uprooting millions of people and cause massive crop failures. Please don't be so naive. From the tone of your discourse is sounds like you are half way to concluding 99% of us should commit mass suicide and the rest should go live in huts. Get a clue.

    5. Re:Missing benefits by TheSync · · Score: 2

      Famine and health are directly correlated with governments and economies. Good governments allow free market economies to work.

      Working free market economies are very efficient at delivering what is needed where it is needed through price feedback.

      Moreover, working free market economies grow technology quickly because technology is the only effective way of achieving productivity growth once you get almost everyone working.

      Governments break free markets through two major routes: currency mismanagement (Argentina, for example) and attempts to control industries in ways that break free market price feedback loops (Cuba, North Korea, Zimbawe). These can be done for either corrupt or benign reasons, but the end result is not much different.

      And, oh yeah, if we ended all immigration controls, the world would become $150 trillion richer.

    6. Re:Missing benefits by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Dams are actually the major cause of flooding; many countries are ripping them out again. Harmful flooding is most easily avoided by not building in flood plains and by not building dams.

      As the AC pointed out (with much vitriol), dams aren't so bad, and help much more than they hinder.

      >Decreases in morbidity and mortality have mostly been due to low-tech improvements in public health, not medicine or vaccines. And the threat from many diseases is simply a consequence of high population densities brought about by technology.

      High population densities brought about by technology? As a Canadian, I can tell you for sure a _high_ population density is NOT related to technology, unless there are still people who think Canadians live in igloos :-) Japan seems to be the aberration here, but I am more than willing to bet that their population is on the decrease right now, just like most all other technologically-enabled countries.

      >We have more than enough food to feed everybody on earth--producing more isn't going to solve famine. The real problem is distribution, as well as the simple fact that with every improvement in productivity, population size increases and people move into more marginal areas.

      With every technological improvement population size decreases. Look on your population map at countries with population rising, and those with population decreasing. The correlation is clear.

      The other correlation that is clear is that disease and famine go away as technology increases. Only in counrties where there is little technology, or technology is purposely impeded is famine and disease the worst (parts of Africa and parts of the Middle East come to mind).

      >But almost all of the serious problems our world is facing are not technological problems and they can't be solved with technology.

      Again, I heartily disagree. One only has to correlate the statistics and one can see that countries with the most technology do the best overall.

      >Furthermore, just because we have created the technology to do something and people can be convinced that they want it doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.

      As with anything, without proper controls, technology just runs like chaos. For example, letting the space program run wild got the world plans for the "Space Wars" defence platform, but also got the world the ISS (in the end).

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    7. Re:Missing benefits by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Famine and health are directly correlated with governments and economies.

      You are making the same point I'm making: famine in today's world is not a technological problem, it's a social problem.

    8. Re:Missing benefits by g4dget · · Score: 2
      The other correlation that is clear is that disease and famine go away as technology increases. [...] One only has to correlate the statistics and one can see that countries with the most technology do the best overall.

      You are confusing "technology" and "technological development". You are saying that there is a correlation between a country's technological development and their wealth. That's undoubtedly true, but it has nothing to do with whether the development of new technologies solves the problems that underdeveloped countries have today. What we are discussing here is whether the development of new technologies will help underdeveloped nations. Underdevelopment is not a problem of any lack of new technologies, it's a social problem of the lack of deployment of existing technologies.

      With every technological improvement population size decreases.

      Take a look here. Technological improvements bring about massive population growth. It is only that when individual countries become enormously wealthy that their population growth slows. It is wealth, not technology, that causes population growth rates to decline.

      And even in most of the wealthiest and technologically most developed countries, populations are still growing today. There are very few countries in the world where population sizes actually are decreasing.

    9. Re:Missing benefits by g4dget · · Score: 2
      FYI, you can find a world population growth rate map by country here.

      As you can see, the only countries that have negative growth rates (a decrease in population) are some of the former Eastern Block countries--because their infrastructure and economy are crumbling.

  95. Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux

  96. Too bad this is OLD NEWS by cscx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    2002-08-30 09:02:14 Melting Arctic Ice May Open Northwest Passage (science,science) (rejected)

    I submitted this OVER TWO MONTHS AGO. What will I be reading on Slashdot tomorrow? Linux Kernel 2.0.35 out?

    1. Re:Too bad this is OLD NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 2.0.35 kernel is out? No kidding. Did they finally get the NAT tables worked out?

  97. Will actually cause a near ice age in 10 years.... by capedgirardeau · · Score: 1

    Counter intuitive, but it is the influx of fresh water that is the problem, not volume. The decrease in salinity will have devistating effects on our weather patterns.

    This was covered in slashdot, but i can't turn it up at the moment.

    Here is what the Director if the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution has to say about it:

    "When I say "dramatic," I mean: Average winter temperatures could drop by 5 degrees Fahrenheit over much of the United States, and by 10 degrees in the northeastern United States and in Europe. That's enough to send mountain glaciers advancing down from the Alps. To freeze rivers and harbors and bind North Atlantic shipping lanes in ice. To disrupt the operation of ground and air transportation. To cause energy needs to soar exponentially. To force wholesale changes in agricultural practices and fisheries. To change the way we feed our populations. In short, the world, and the world economy, would be drastically different.

    And when I say "abrupt," I mean: These changes could happen within a decade, and they could persist for hundreds of years. You could see the changes in your lifetime, and your grandchildren's grandchildren will still be confronting them.

    And when I say "soon," I mean: In just the past year, we have seen ominous signs that we may be headed toward a potentially dangerous threshold. If we cross it, Earth's climate could switch gears and jump very rapidly--not gradually-- into a completely different mode of operation."

    --Dr. Robert B. Gagosian, President and Director of Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution

    Full article text:

    Triggering Abrupt Climate Change

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  98. Cool ... but not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the help of George W. Bush, lets grow bananas in Alaska! Those anti-american bastards who call themselves scientists simply deny the benefits of global warming.

  99. Wow... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

    Great thinking there. I know, there are lots of other problems that can be solved by being lazy and ignorant! Let's start World War 3! It kills (pun intended) the overpopulation problem as well as this issue with too many nukes left. And it greatly helps in reducing the ground prices in several large cities, it gives the economy a fresh start as well and it's good for the geiger counter/gas mask/nuclear bunker industry!

    I know, why don't we cut down the entire Amazon forest as well? That will create lots of job oppurtunities for lumberjacks! We will satisfy the global economy by seriously reducing the world price for paper and wood while still giving countries like Brazil more areable land to grow crops and build cities upon! It's a win win situation!

    Get a grip people. Global warming needs to be stopped, news like this is not giving people the correct idea. What use would the passage be to sea traffic IF MOST PORTS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY FLOODING AND CLIMATIC SHIFTS?

  100. I think I believe the ice age folks. by Trillan · · Score: 1

    Each winter here is a bit colder than the year before. Aside from crackpots like David Suzuki, I haven't really seen much support for global warming.

    The mini ice age theory feels more correct to me. Of course, we'd better have things under control by the time its over...

    Course, I could be totally wrong. It's not like I watch this stuff like I used to. I used to totally buy in to global warming.

  101. "should" by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    And we're not quite sure what normal temperature should be, anyway.

    Part of the whole problem is the whole illusion that the weather is somehow (1) stable and (2) something we can (and should) adjust to suit our needs. Little arrogant, if you ask me...

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  102. [o/t/] How to hit icebergs right by ryochiji · · Score: 1
    > then they ran into this giant titanic iceberg

    I recall reading somewhere that had that ship (gee, what was it called again?) ran into the iceberg head on, it would've been fine. But because it rubbed against the iceberg and opened a long cut on the side of the hull, flooding multiple compartments and causing the ship to eventually sink.

    Moral to story: If you're going to hit and iceberg, hit right. And: If you hit and iceberg but don't sink, you're still going to be laughed at becuase people won't know that had you hit it improperly, you might have sunk.

    So, um, we were talking about ice caps melting?

    1. Re:[o/t/] How to hit icebergs right by geoswan · · Score: 3, Informative
      The British had a blue ribbon committee look into the Titanic's design. The Titanic's watertight bulkheads were all transverse, from Port to Starboard. The committee suggested that Titanic would have fared better if she had also had one longitudinal bulkhead.

      Five years later the Lusitania is sunk by a torpedo, with considerable loss of life. The British had a blue ribbon committee look into her design. They suggested that there would have been less loss of life if she had not had a longitudinal watertight bulkhead.

      My recollection is that some of the same people sat on both committees.

      As water filled up some of the compartments on one side, the ship started to list to one side. Once she was listing more than, IIRC, fifteen degrees, then passengers couldn't jump across to the lifeboats on the lower side. And while passengers could enter the life boats on the higher side, lowering them was a problem, because they slid down the side of the ship, and in those days the hull plates were sealed with big rivets. The boat deck was sixty feet from the water. Those rivets tore the lifeboats to peices.

  103. Weathermen by ArmedGeek · · Score: 1

    They can't tell what the weather will be next week and we expect them to know what it will be in ten years?

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  104. Damages outweight benefits? by ryochiji · · Score: 1

    I have no solid data, but "abnormal" weather seems to cause all kinds of damage, that could very well offset any potential benefits there might be. A lot of extreme weather conditions including hurricans, tornadoes, and abnormal percipitation have been attributed to global warming, not to mention the more direct effects like rising sea levels.

    Sure, if the route's going to open up, we should use it. But it's definitely not something we should be happy about...

    Oh, and since this is going to come up sooner or later, I'll talk about it now: It really doesn't matter who or what's causing global warming. What counts is that if the average global temperature goes up high enough, all kinds of funky stuff will happen, and we (and/or our descendents) are the ones who are going to have to deal with it. So, we might as well start doing what we can now, and hope that things'll work out further down the line.

    1. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by jeremyp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have no solid data because there is no solid data. Are there more hurricanes than 100 years ago? Well, no not really. Do they cause more damage? Yes, but that's because there are more people living on the edge of Florida.

      There is a huge cost associated with global warming which we really cannot avoid. That is, we can spend loads of money now trying to stop it, but the cost (in dollars and lives) will be higher than if we just let it run its course and mitigate the effects as they occur (e.g. build flood defences to stop land from being inundated). The reason for this is that we cannot just grab the money out of the air, we have to take it away from other needy causes.

      It's important to realise that global warming will probably stop after a while once alternative energy sources such as wind and solar power become cheaper than fossil fuels which will happen some time in the next 100 years. The sooner this happens, the sooner global warming ceases to be a big problem. It follows that cutting carbon emissions is the wrong thing to do. The money spent on this (well some of it) would be better spent on research into alternative energy sources.

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    2. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW, you must work in oil! The fact of the matter is this: If we don't have a reason to put emphasis on research of alternative energy, we won't do it. Who does the research, universities who get funding from Oil companies to research on oil. Who else - no one.

      To correct your unbelievable statement: When will we start doing anything significant with alternative energy research? When we run out of oil! Oh - but then were fucked!

    3. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by gfizeek · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone has addressed this yet, but there is a distinct possibility of runaway global warming if a significant amount of polar ice melts due to the vast amounts of trapped methane within. All we need is for the current warming to pass some threshold (in the past it has been around 5-7 degrees centigrade higher than our current average) before large amounts of methane are added to our atmosphere. Methane is anywhere from 6 to 60 times as potent a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide, depending on who you ask, and significant releases could begin a positive warming feedback loop (methane -> warming -> less ice -> more methane -> etc.). If this begins, it will be pretty much out of our hands whether we're burning coal or snatching solar radiation.

    4. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the damages that fossil fuel consumption has caused in the last 50 years, I cannot help but think that if we continue for the next 100 on the same path, the damage might be irreversible. Also, what are the needy causes we are currently using our resources on? Trillion dollar defence budgets to secure the control over fossil fuel resources? We don't need a lot of money to start using alternative energy - you can even go out today, buy some solar panels and start living greener immediately - but sadly it is easier to keep on as we are going, hell bent on the destruction on this world and everything that's in it.

    5. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flame bait?

      we cannot just grab the money out of the air, we have to take it away from other needy causes.

      you do realize that we spend over 50% of the budget on the military, and that number is getting bigger. <sarcasm>gee, it's too bad there are all those big countries with lots of weapons who are about to kill us with massive military forces. if we didn't have all those legitimate threats we could have all the money we would ever need for alternative energy research. </sarcasm>

      It's important to realise that global warming will probably stop after a while once alternative energy sources such as wind and solar power become cheaper

      it's important to realize how little we really know about what is happening to the environment. the oil companies take that honest admission and say "if you know so little how do you know it is our carbon releases." just point at the research and put laxitives in their coffee until they die of dissentary. because we do know putting lots of CO2 in the atmosphere is bad and the environment doesn't act quickly. it's also important to realize that the amount of energy you consume in a day (driving, lighting, computer, microwave, fridge, etc.) is probably more than sustainable.

      one day reality will set in and we will all be very uncomfortable.

    6. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by F34nor · · Score: 1

      We do not spend 50% of our budget on the military. We spend ~60% on Social Secuirty. Of what is left we might spend ~30% or 1/6 of the total on the military.

    7. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are there more hurricanes than 100 years ago? Well, no not really.

      As a matter of fact, there are!

    8. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      WOW, you must work in oil!

      And you must be an envirowacko. The whole "If you don't think global warming is a problem it's because you're part of big oil" is as silly as "If you're a Republican you're rich and want to stomp the poor" or "If you're a Democrat you truly have the best interests of the poor in mind" or believing that the entier U.S. foreign policy is totally based on our quest for oil and that's why we attack Afghanistan, Iraq, and willingly allowed airplanes to be flown into the WTC to give us an excuse. That's all an incredible load of crap.

      Clue by four: There are MANY of us who don't believe in global warming and don't have anything to gain financially or politically from promoting that viewpoint. We simply have looked at the claims being made and realized it doesn't add up.

      The fact of the matter is this: If we don't have a reason to put emphasis on research of alternative energy, we won't do it.

      That, too, is BS. Technology doesn't need a reason to advance--it happens all by itself. At the same time, if certain technologies are not yet mature what is lacking is TIME, not necessarily money. Perhaps clean energy will be available in 20 years and after spending 100 billion dollars. But that doesn't necessarily mean that if we spend 500 billion dollars now that we'll have it in 5 years.And if we try to reduce oil consumption because you say it's a "good thing" then our economy will be less efficient until a solution is found--making it less feasible to spend those 100-500 billion dollars on research.

      Who does the research, universities who get funding from Oil companies to research on oil. Who else - no one.

      References? Links? How many universities are researching oil? What is left to research? And how many of those have strings attached that say "You can't research other energy sources if you accept our funds for this research." Sure, perhaps you can't spend oil's money on researching alternatives--but I'd like to see some evidence that says that oil made oil research grants conditional on universities not accepting other grants to study other areas of research.

      More likely, you're full of crap.

      To correct your unbelievable statement: When will we start doing anything significant with alternative energy research? When we run out of oil! Oh - but then were fucked!

      Wrong. You obviously don't understand economics any more than you understand this issue.

      As supply dwindles (assuming it ever does), prices will start rising. As prices start rising, there will be an economic incentive to find other sources of energy. It's not like one day we're going to say, "Oops, ran out of oil." Prices will rise long before that happens and alternative energy will become more attractive as a result.

      Good try though, keep playing and better luck next time.

    9. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Won't the alleged (completely unproven) global warming effect stop when we run out of fossil fuels, or they become sufficiently scarce that their price makes alternative technologies (like burning the rest of the trees in our forests or lots of nuclear reactors) more practical? Perhaps one day all of our power sources will be nuclear (which will charge the batteries in our electric cars). All of this may happen even sooner if Sadaam sets fire to all of his oil wells again.

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    10. Re:Damages outweight benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reducing carbon emissions would be a simple matter of moving carbon based subsidies onto renewable energy, then in 10 - 20 years time bring in a tax on the carbon energy suppliers.

      This would only increase the standard of living of people not decrease it! A whole new economy would be created and there would be less pollution, the world would be a much nicer place to live in.

      At present the leading Solar Provider (BP) spends more money telling people about their Solar Energy than they actually spend on it. Its a f**king joke.

  105. doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the distance between europe and asia is 0 (talk about eurasia). however, if the east-asia hightec market is meant (japan / taiwan / southkorea), what would you import from there by ship? electronics and even honda suv are exported by aircraft.

  106. Positive thinking! by jopet · · Score: 1

    Wonderful - this I call positive thinking! It is a bit like a doctor telling the patient: yes, you are developing cancer, but that will make you loose your overweight! Fantastic! All the expensive and inconvenient measures to fight cancer can be saved!

  107. correct by jopet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    see, it's like your doctor - he cannot predict whether you will drink yourself to death tomorrow, but he can predict that if you drink a lot every day, you will ruin your liver and/or brain eventually.

  108. Sailing the northern sea route by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you want to sail the northern sea route please take a look at

    http://www.seaice.de

  109. warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too... by thenarftwit · · Score: 1

    With the earth at 6 billion + population and people genetically programmed to breed like rabbits, what nature will probablly do (to stabillize the population at more controlled levels) is global warming, this will reduce the excess population thru enviromental collaps. Of course, we could develop nanotech real fast and try to stop this from happening, but we will probablly have to get used to living in what ammounts to a giant computer controlled greenhouse coverd planet..of course, you could use nanotech to go to the moon or mars, or the asteroid belt cheaplly to get away from the maddening crowds...

  110. The real reason it's rising by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

    It's because in the future we start to toss Ice from Haley's Comet into the Ocean. This increases the amount of water into the system.

    So the solution is simple, build clean robot's

    Listen to Al Gore's Head

  111. Post-Deluvian Survival Training by screwballicus · · Score: 2

    Here's a hint, for when the apocalyptic shit hits the fan, and we find out the northern ice isn't in fact a series of islands: check the marks on the little girl's freaking back!

    Mariner : What are the markings on her back?
    Helen: Some say it's the way to dry land.
    Mariner: : Dry land is a myth.
    Helen: No, you said it yourself, that you've seen it.
    Mariner: You're a fool to believe in something you've never seen.
    Helen: But the things on your boat!...
    Mariner: The things on my boat, what!?
    Helen: There are things on your boat that no one has ever seen. These shells, the music box and the reflecting glass. Well, if not from dry land, then where? Where!?
    Mariner: You wanna see dry land. You really wanna see it? I'll take you there.

    1. Re:Post-Deluvian Survival Training by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, like most self-respecting people, I never saw Waterworld, and thus can't appreciate your extended quotation from it.

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  112. sea levels *will* rise by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

    While all those who are pointing out that sea ice melting will not affect sea levels are perfectally correct, they are neglecting the fact that global wraming will also cause land ice to melt. glaciers in Antartica, for example, will have to go somewhere, and so, up goes the sea level.

  113. And now the bad news by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you followed the talk about how much a melting ice cube raises the water in a glass, consider the other effect of the melting ice.

    What happens when the ice finishes melting?? The water temperature rises.

    Ice acts as a thermal buffer. It keeps the water temperature near freezing... When it gets too cold, freezing ice releases heat as it freezes. When it gets too warm, melting ice eats a lot of thermal energy.

    As the size of the ice drops, it's ability to regulate the temperature lessens. Temperature swings in the northern hemisphere are going to get larger and generally go towards the warmer. (I'm guessing that this has something to do with the already noted amplification of global warming in the far north).

    Of course, Europe could be the ones that get royally worked over in the long run.... if the predictions mentioned on slashdot some time ago come true about the shrinking icecap messing up the ocean currents that keep europe unusually warm for their latitude.....

    Great: You can get from Japan to Europe far faster, but most of the farms in Europe are now frozen over for most of the year. (kinda like the George Karlin skit: "The good news is that you'll live to a ripe old age, but you'll be bleeding from both eyes for the whole time")

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    1. Re:And now the bad news by geoswan · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      If you followed the talk about how much a melting ice cube raises the water in a glass...

      I'm sorry, you are confident and think you know what you are talking about. But you actually have no idea.

      American humourist Will Rogers said something like, "It is not what you don't know that is the biggest problem, it is what you know that just ain't so."

      Melting ice floating in water does not raise the water level. If the ice is floating, it is displacing an equal weight of water. Ice is less dense than water, at 0 degrees. So it floats. This is called buoyancy. Melting ice will not raise the water level even one nanometer.

    2. Re:And now the bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, you're not paranoid. We really are out to get you. ($3.75 hosting)

      Um, dude, I think you forgot the "http://" in your link..

  114. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by i+chose+quality · · Score: 2, Informative
    With the earth at 6 billion + population and people genetically programmed to breed like rabbits, what nature will probablly do (to stabillize the population at more controlled levels) is global warming, this will reduce the excess population thru enviromental collaps.
    *gasp* why do you expect "nature" to "do" something against "excess population"(*shudder*)? do you know so much more than us about the earth's ecosystem and its regulation mechanisms? if that is the case, please enlighten us! till then i'll stay with my view of the earth as a chaotic system. maybe a planetism, but that's all. ;)
    Of course, we could develop nanotech real fast and try to stop this from happening, but we will probablly have to get used to living in what ammounts to a giant computer controlled greenhouse coverd planet..
    now you are talking science fiction here. we (mankind) are in no way capable of developing a system to control climatic conditions on earth based on nano-sized robots real fast. sorry. :)
    of course, you could use nanotech to go to the moon or mars, or the asteroid belt cheaplly to get away from the maddening crowds...
    ok, i have to admit, that we can develop a nanotech-based weather-changing system real fast. faster, at least, than nanotech terraforming other planets... oh: and cheaply! ;) sorry, dude, you are way off...

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  115. Antarctic going by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2
    I think that should have been the "north polar ice cap". We'd be in serious trouble if the southern ice cap were in danger of melting away.
    The ice in the south pole is going, too. In 1987 and 2000, some massive ice bergs the size of some of the smaller U.S. states or European countries broke loose. One is about 23 km x 300 km. Ice bergs A-17 and B-22 both broke from the Ross ice shelf.
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  116. Actually, it will have to be called... by rcs1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The South-West passage. Just 'cause the poles have been flipped, doesn't mean East becomes West.

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    1. Re:Actually, it will have to be called... by WeirdKid · · Score: 1

      It all depends on how you define east and west. For example, east can be defined as 90 degrees clock-wise from north, OR the direction of the earth's rotation.

    2. Re:Actually, it will have to be called... by Hugonz · · Score: 1
      The South-West passage. Just 'cause the poles have been flipped, doesn't mean East becomes West.

      Yes it does. There's no physical reason for E & W, it's just an orthogonality convention. E.G. if north is to the front, to your right you have east.

    3. Re:Actually, it will have to be called... by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      There is no physical reason for North or South either. We just say the south is on bottom, there is no top or bottom in space. If/When the magnetic poles flip, we will probably still refer to the Anartica as South and the North Pole as... well... the North Pole. Just instead of using magnetic north, we will have a "magnetic south."

  117. It's amazing... by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    how glib we can be about such disasterous and fundamental climate changes to our planet. I remember reading about how a scientist wept when he realized the effect global warming has made.

  118. For crying out loud. by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So after years of american scientists pretending that global warming does not exist now they have finally admitted it does they are now saying that it is a good thing cos now we can pollute even more water with both sound and chemicals from frieghter shipping.

    not groovy

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  119. Global What? by nzyank · · Score: 1

    So it really isn't about the oil, it's really just a plan to be able to get ships o' tanks from Cal to Iraq faster. And all this time you thought GDub was dumb.

    1. Re:Global What? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      You should take a look at a map someday. :)

      Also, there are only a very few heavy units where transit to CA for shipping would be more convenient / closer than the Gulf or the East Coast. :)

  120. Law of Unintended Consequences by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

    Paraphrased: For every desired result of any action you take, there will be ten more results which you do not predict.

    Anyway, one of the problems with this is that more icebergs will break off and start floating down into the Atlantic during late summer that will still be there come winter. Part of the Atlantic is the Gulf Stream, which is what provides European coastal nations with moderate winters, despite our latitude. Many icebergs in a warm flow of water will cause that flow of water to cool down, giving us Europeans colder winters.

    Given that we're on the same latitude as southern parts of Canada (and therefore northern parts of the US), it may be an indication of things to come.

    Hell, can't we just dig a canal through the middle east, the Afghanistan area, and India? I mean, it's only a few thousand kilometers, and doesn't require screwing with our weather.

  121. Global warming solution by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, global warming is no problem. We'll just drop a giant ice cube in the ocean every year to cool the planet down. Then if we run out of ice, we'll send all the robots to the Galapagos Islands to fart......

    ummmm, nevermind.

    1. Re:Global warming solution by echucker · · Score: 2

      The only excuse for not +1 Funny modding the parent is a lack of moderator points.

    2. Re:Global warming solution by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!

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  122. Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here's a neat quote. See my notes at the bottom. . .


    "Back in the 1940s Dr. Frank C. Hibben, Prof. of Archeology at the University of New Mexico led an expedition to Alaska to look for human remains. He didn't find human remains; he found miles and miles of icy muck just packed with mammoths, mastodons, several kinds of bison, horses, wolves, bears and lions. Just north of Fairbanks, Alaska, the members of the expedition watched in horror as bulldozers pushed the half-melted muck into sluice boxes for the extraction of gold. Animal tusks and bones rolled up in front of the blades "like shavings before a giant plane". The carcasses were found in all attitudes of death, most of them "pulled apart by some unexplainable prehistoric catastrophic disturbance"

    The evident violence of the deaths of these masses of animals, combined with the stench of rotting flesh was almost unendurable both in seeing it, and in considering what might have caused it. The killing fields stretched for literally hundreds of miles in every direction. There were trees and animals, layers of peat and moss, twisted and tangled and mangled together as though some Cosmic mixmaster sucked them all in 12000 years ago, and then froze them instantly into a solid mass.

    Just north of Siberia entire islands are formed of the bones of Pleistocene animals swept northward from the continent into the freezing Arctic Ocean. One estimate suggests that some ten million animals may be buried along the rivers of northern Siberia. Thousands upon thousands of tusks created a massive ivory trade for the master carvers of China; all from the frozen mammoths and mastodons of Siberia. The famous Beresovka mammoth first drew attention to the preserving properties of being quick-frozen when buttercups were found in its mouth.

    What kind of terrible event overtook these millions of creatures in a single day?

    Well, the evidence suggests an enormous tsunami raging across the land, tumbling animals and vegetation together, to be finally quick-frozen for the next 12000 years. But the extinction was not limited to the Arctic, even if the freezing preserved the evidence of Nature's rage. Paleontologist George G. Simpson considers the extinction of the Pleistocene horse in north America to be one of the most mysterious episodes in zoological history, confessing that "no one knows the answer." He is also honest enough to admit that there is the larger problem of the extinction of many other species in America at the same time: The horse, giant tortoises living in the Caribbean, the giant sloth, the sabre-toothed tiger, the glyptodont and toxodon. These were all tropical animals. These creatures didn't die because of the "gradual onset" of an ice age, "unless one is willing to postulate freezing temperatures across the equator, such an explanation clearly begs the question."

    Massive piles of mastodon and sabre-toothed tiger bones were discovered in Florida. Mastodons, toxodons, giant sloths and other animals were found in Venezuela quick-frozen in mountain glaciers. Woolly rhinoceros, giant armadillos, giant beavers, giant jaguars, ground sloths, antelopes and scores of other entire species were all totally wiped out at the same time, at the end of the Pleistocene, approximately 12000 years ago.

    This event was global.

    The mammoths of Siberia became extinct at the same time as the giant rhinoceros of Europe; the mastodons of Alaska, the bison of Siberia, the Asian elephants and the American camels. It is obvious that the cause of these extinctions must be common to both hemispheres, and that it was not gradual. A "uniformitarian glaciation" would not have cause extinctions, because the various animals would have simply migrated to better pasture. What is seen is a surprising event of uncontrolled violence. In other words, 12000 years ago, a time we have stumbled across again and again, something terrible happened - so terrible that life on earth was nearly wiped out in a single day.

    Harold P. Lippman admits that the magnitude of fossils and tusks encased in the Siberian permafrost present an "insuperable difficulty" to the theory of uniformitarianism, since no gradual process can result in the preservation of tens of thousands of tusks and whole individuals, "even if they died in winter." Especially when many of these individuals have undigested grasses and leaves in their belly. Pleistocene geologist William R. Farrand of the Lamont-Doherty Geological Observatory, who is opposed to catastrophism in any form, states: "Sudden death is indicated by the robust condition of the animals and their full stomachs ... the animals were robust and healthy when they died." Unfortunately, in spite of this admission, this poor guy seems to have been incapable of facing the reality of worldwide catastrophe represented by the millions of bones deposited all over this planet right at the end of the Pleistocene. Hibben sums up the situation in a single statement: "The Pleistocene period ended in death. This was no ordinary extinction of a vague geological period which fizzled to an uncertain end. This death was catastrophic and all inclusive"

    The conclusion is, again, that the end of the Ice Age, the Pleistocene extinction, the end of the Upper Paleolithic, Magdalenian, Perigordian, and so on, and the end of the "reign of the gods," all came to a global, catastrophic conclusion about 12000 years ago. And, as it happens, even before this evidence was brought to light, this is the same approximate date that Plato gave for the sinking of Atlantis."


    --This is pretty intense stuff, (which, naturally, nobody likes to look at), so I went to check out the sources. Both Dr. Frank C. Hibben and William R. Farrand are real guys, and their observations were are indeed accurately presented here. Go check for yourself.


    -Fantastic Lad

  123. How could people not know that? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    There was a bloody big picture of it taking up the front pages of the newspapers... open ocean where the north pole was.

    I suppose US newspapars don't show things that might contradict the government line...

    1. Re:How could people not know that? by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, American newspapers always toe the Government line, right?

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    2. Re:How could people not know that? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      Do you have something that interesting from since the invention of colour?

      Citing watergate, while relevant, is a bit like Bush saying that Saddam is evil because he did bad things (e.g. gassing Kurds) before the gulf war, when the US was supporting him. Can Bush not find anything bad done by Saddam since the gulf war?

      Newspapers (here as well as there) like scandals, but they prefer them to be on issues of no substance (e.g. interns dresses) rather than things like who is paying the politicians or what their policies will do.

    3. Re:How could people not know that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, are you actually complaining because US presidents haven't been burglarizing the opposing party's offices?

      FYI, newspapers have not been falling down on the job since then. Haven't you heard of the Iran-Contra scandal? Unfortunately there was no "Deep Throat" for Iran-Contra.

      And colour printing is not necessary for good news reporting. In fact, it is often antithetical. Pretty pictures are no substitute for solid reporting. Just compare the Grauniad to the New York Times.

      (NYT now has some colour pictures, but keeps the pretty picture effect to a minimum.)

    4. Re:How could people not know that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume the picture also shows a big candy-striped pole sticking out of the water so that we know without a doubt that it was taken at the North Pole, right?

  124. Actually.. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    since ice is less dense than water, less ice means lower levels. Put water in a cup. Freeze it. Note the little mountains that form.

    This is also why ice floats, because it is less dense than water. Saturn is also less dense than water, but I doubt you will find a tub of water big enough to float Saturn in.

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    1. Re:Actually.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, that is just not true at all.

      Ice may float, but only some of it is above water. In fact, ice displaces exactly as much water as would be required to form the ice (IOW, it displaces exactly its own mass, just like everything else that floats). Go read your basic science textbooks again.

    2. Re:Actually.. by evil_pb · · Score: 0
      What do the "little mountains that form" have to do with the density of ice compared to water? Those little mountains (if they appear at all) are just air bubbles trying to escape, where the water forms and freezes around them before they can get all the way out.

      That is also why ice (and snow) are "light" compared to water - air content! When melted down, the air escapes and the water is, well, water - as much as what went into it. The water in an ice cube is not less dense than liquid water in a cup - it just has air trapped with it, so it may appear so.

  125. Yeah great! by zzyrc · · Score: 1

    So the US energy consumption is all good for economy and everybody who thinks different is a fucking terrorist and should be bombed off this planet!

  126. Re:Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so by JPelorat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, the Slashdot readership won't believe any of that - it's impossible for them to blame Americans for it.

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  127. Permafrost is (was) a huge carbon sink by geoswan · · Score: 2
    During a slashdot discussion earlier this year we came across an NPR interview with a scientist who was an expert on permafrost. He said that permafrost can be hundreds of metres thick. Permafrost is like a huge, frozen bog. As it melts, and biological activity recommences, it will release huge quantities of methane and CO2.

    I forget exactly how the carbon locked up in permafrost compared with the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. But it was frightening.

  128. Remind me in 5 to 10 summers by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    to have a hearty laugh at those people. Being 42 I can remember past recessions where all kinds of fantastic disasters were immenent - none of which came about. Earth going to hell must be a natural form of entertainment and/or psychological compensation / revenge for the unemployed. ("If only they'd listened to me, the earth could have been saved! Oh well, burn baby, burn!")

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  129. Affects winter seal hunting as well by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seals make breathing holes in the ice. Both for the people and the bears, the standard method of hunting seals is to hang out near the breathing holes and grab the seals when they come up for air. As ice melt increases the open water, the seals have much more open space to breathe in, and hunting them becomes impossible. They're a major food source for the bears, and also for any people doing native subsistence hunting. Fishing is more possible if there's open water, but difficult. The people also do some bear hunting for food, and as the number of seals decreases, the people will probably do more bear hunting, greatly increasing pressure on the bears.

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    1. Re:Affects winter seal hunting as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brings a whole new meaning to going clubbing with your friends.

  130. Expensive energy- another thought by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    I recently heard John Selwyn Gummer, a right of centre politican, and a minister in the last Conservative Government in the UK. We used to dislike him but now he's become bit of a green guru.

    He said his children were keen environmentalists. But could he get them to turn the lights off? Of course not.

    But if you live in a family or shared house, it's really difficult to remember for the last one to turn the lights out. My household has lights on most of the night.

    What I would like to see is individual charging for energy use - a bit like what is possible for a phone bill. Have slashdotters any good ideas: eg. technology that charges you when you are in a warmed room or in a lit space.

    1. Re:Expensive energy- another thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He said his children were keen environmentalists. But could he get them to turn the lights off? Of course not.

      I blame it on the mad cow burgers he force fed them...

    2. Re:Expensive energy- another thought by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Then we should be more intelligent about automating our homes. There's almost always a solution, but you sometimes you have to look for it. You have to go to a little bit of effort at some point. Who ever got anything good by being lazy?

  131. 2 + 2 is 5 #@$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this just shows how smart we are.
    We're ruining the planet and melting the unmeltable, and just to top it off, we send our fleet or commercial ships through it to heat it up even more!

  132. Voyage of the St Roch by geoswan · · Score: 2
    The St Roch was the second vessel to traverse the Northwest passage. She did it first West to East, and then from East to West. She was also the first vessel to circumnavigate North America.

    The St Roch's first voyage, in 1942, was extremely dangerous. It took over two years. She was frozen in the ice over two winters. And she was almost crushed several times, when she entered a clear channel through the ice pack. Combinations of currents, tide and wind would clear a temporary channel. But on several occasions the changing combination of current, tide and wind would close it up after her or around her. These chunks of ice would have been closer to the size of a bus, rather than the size of a mountain or big hill, like an iceberg. But, being caught in a floating pack of them, with waves, would have ground her apart.

    The RCMP recreated the St Roch's traverse, as a millenial celebration. They encountered practically no ice. The RCMP sent a small, modern patrol vessel to do the recreation. And the Canadian Coast Guard sent an ice-breaker as an escort. This time around the ice-breaker was never needed.

    The original St Roch is the core of the Vancouver Maritime Museum. She is a wooden vessel, about 100 tons. Her hull is dish-shaped, and specially reinforced, so that if the water froze around her she would pop out, like a cork, rather than being crushed.

    Okay, that was the clearly on topic part of this comment.

    The Larsen B ice shelf that fragmented down in Antarctica in April is named after Henry Larsen, the St Roch's commander. The St Roch was an RCMP vessel. During the thirties she ferried personnel and supplies to the RCMP's more distant northern stations. In those days a few dozen RCMP officers were just about the only presence of the Canadian government up there.

    The St Roch only had a crew of ten or so. Larsen was only a sergeant. But it was felt necessary to send them on this dangerous and arduous journey, during the war. The Germans did establish weather stations on Northern Islands. This was extremely important in the days before weather satellites. If they had established bases in Greenland, or Canada's Eastern Arctic, a vessel like the St Roch would have been useful to track them down. But many believe the real mission was to protect Canadian soveriegnty over the far north, from the Americans.

    The Americans building the Alaska highway, across BC and the Yukon, were bullying the locals, acting like Canada was an occupied country, and they were the only legitimate authority. In this they were a very bad ally.

  133. capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rules.

    thankyou, please keep moving...

  134. This assumes no mini-ice age? by croftj · · Score: 1

    Can I then assume that the mini-ice age that should be upon us in the next 10 years cause by the dillution of the water in the North atlantic as reported here last month won't be happening.

    Or will the nice age be localized to the western-hemishpere?

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    1. Re:This assumes no mini-ice age? by fizban · · Score: 2

      Or will the nice age be localized to the western-hemishpere?

      Yeah, it's called "Nuclear Winter."

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  135. Answering the wrong question? by Chromium_One · · Score: 1

    80% (about) of icebergs are underwater.

    True enough, but IIRC that has little relevance here.

    What I vaguely kinda sorta recall on the process is that it's not icebergs per se we're worried about melting. It's the caps themselves. Don't know about the arctic side, but a great deal of the antarctic ice is well above sea level, and loads of it is on top of rock that's well above sea level. In a nasty meltdown situation, such as the more rabid environmentalists scream about, this would be a huge pain.

    If I really cared at this stage, probably wouldn't take long to find some numbers to play with from DOE or somesuch that showed how much ice where is situated in what matter. Since I live several hundred miles inland (and almost 1k feet above current sea level) it'd be the second-order and later effects that'd bother me in such a situation =)

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    1. Re:Answering the wrong question? by Chromium_One · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder why I bother some days.

      (-1, redundant)

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  136. Hot air by xenofalcon · · Score: 1

    Volcanic emissions of CO2 are approx. 150 times less CO2 than humans.

    Quick! Everybody! Stop breathing!

  137. This just goes to show you... by killerc · · Score: 2, Funny

    That every cloud of fluorocarbons has a silver lining.

  138. Doesn't mean you can charge... by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 2
    Right, and how much do tankers have to pay to go through, for example, the Straits of Malacca? Nothing! - an extract from this source -
    In 1995, there were 2148 tankers which transited the Straits ofMalacca and Singapore. Their breakdown by destination is as follows: 969 for Japan, 341South Korea, 388 Singapore, 124 Taiwan, 4 Hong Kong, 77 Thailand, 26 Indonesia, 37 China,Liberia 8 and 7 Malaysia. Except for Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore and Japan, the rest has notcontributed a single cent for expenses in the Straits of Malacca and Singapore
  139. In other news.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

    This would effectively reduce the shipping distance between Europe and Asia by 6800 miles compared to the route using the Panama canal. ...the country of Panama has allocated 3 billion dollars to developing a gigantic freeze ray.

  140. Flooding != Clean by NSupremo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The flood that IS coming will destroy the oceans long enough for us to all die.

    All of those gas stations, chemical factories and worse will turn every 'new' coastline into a toxic pit of disease and death. (Or maybe 500 Trillion mosquitoes will eat us.)

    We that's what CAN happen.

    Stop electing Republicans.

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    1. Re:Flooding != Clean by Anonvmous+Covvard · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong. Stupid and lazy people vote for Democrats. The self-righteous and ugly people vote for Republicans. Frigid women vote for Greens. Pseudo-anarchists vote Libertarian

    2. Re:Flooding != Clean by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      Pseudo-anarchists vote Libertarian

      Who do real anarchists vote for?

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    3. Re:Flooding != Clean by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      Independent.

      Sheesh... they don't want to belong to some group.

    4. Re:Flooding != Clean by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>Who do real anarchists vote for?

      More paving stones.

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    5. Re:Flooding != Clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real anarchists vote for George Bush because the path he is taking us down leads to totall anarchy.

    6. Re:Flooding != Clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real Anarchists Don't Vote!

      Don't you read bumber stickers?

    7. Re:Flooding != Clean by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Stop electing Republicans.

      And stop politicising scientific issues. One of the big problems is that people seem to have gotten into the mindset of, "Ooh I'm a Democrat, therefore Global Warming is a big problem," or "Ooh, I'm a Republican,therefore I've gotta convince myself that Global Warming is all a big conspiracy to undermine the US." That's not going to get us anywhere.

      There are guys with smarts on both side of the political divide (just as there are errant fools). What we want to do is to start electing representatives who "get it." It doesn't matter a toss what party they belong to.

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  141. Natural Global Warming by caveat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    before you all start screaming about us mere humans destroying the environment (what a streak of arrogance that is), please to be noting the flipping magentic field article, which points out that the magnetic field has decreased dramatically over the last 200 years, and the multitude of comments that intelligently put the "decreased magentic fields result in severe atmospheric disturbances and climactic changes" remarks in the article together with climactic data from the last 200 years and pointed out that we might not be responsible for global warming after all. of course, then it would have to be renamed the "Southeast Passage"...

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  142. Re:Heal thyself by ianscot · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry, you are confident and think you know what you are talking about.

    You, unfortunately, are doing exactly what you accuse the poster of. Our poster is referring, offhandedly, to the extensive posting on the topic of water level changes above -- on the very same Slashdot story. S/he didn't commit to one side in that argument or the other, if you'd kindly read the actual words rather than what you assumed they said. The rest of this post, the guts, is about temperate change, ocean currents, and potential effects on climate in places like Europe... or did you get that far?

    You might want to read the message and respond thoughtfully to it -- rather than choosing to use an aside as a straw man to try to score debate points against. This is a pretty classic Usenet tactic, and all it does is expose your prejudices.

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  143. Mother Nature's against the northwest passage by Genady · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.gsfc.nasa.gov/news-release/releases/200 1/01-102.htm

    Don't you people remember the hype around all the freshwater released into the north atlantic shutting down the gulf stream and plungeing Europe into a mini-ice age? What good will knocking 6000+ nm off of the europe-far east trade route be when the ships are frozen in European ports?

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    1. Re:Mother Nature's against the northwest passage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true, its fairly obvious that the gulf stream will shut down within our life times due to global warming. I wonder if this will hearld in the second great "colonization" of africa and south america, as those will be the only habitable areas people currently living in europe and north amercia will be aclimated too, then. Then again we all could be living under giant climate controlled domes by then, who knows.

      -ddn

    2. Re:Mother Nature's against the northwest passage by F34nor · · Score: 1

      You all need to look into what they are calling the "long term carbon cycle." It shows a long term (geological) temp. swing that is dependant on carbon being subsumed into the mantel and release from volcanoes, plants and people are a drop in the bucket. The gulf stream has been stopping the long term cycle in the last 8000 years. When the ice age starts to end there is increased ice flow from the artic to the north Atlantic this causes a fresh water influx into the top of the gulf stream that stops it and in turn begins to cool the planet again. Hence the ability for man to get out of the dark ages was a direct results of the unusually stable temperatures we have been getting. The proof is in the Bahamas and the ice core samples. Face it people we ARE IN AN ICE AGE. Hotter is going to suck but its the law of averages we are fighting. Also face the fact the carbon cycle is geologic rather than biological.

    3. Re:Mother Nature's against the northwest passage by kesuki · · Score: 2

      excuse me, but I happen to live in north dakota, and I don't see as how even if a melting of the polar caps causes a mini ice age how that would make all of north america and europe uninhabitable...
      didn't the native american's ancestors cross from siberia over to alaska durring the last ice age??? and they didn't even have central heating systems installed from sears... get a clue... just because you think 70 degrees is cold doesn't mean other people are perfectly happy with sub zero temperatures...

  144. Greenniks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason I misread it as "Greenlandics" and thought he was blaming global warming on the poor Greenlanders. Poking them with hot coals didn't sound too good to me :)

  145. Better than Panama? That's nice, but... by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    A lot fewer people use the Panama Canal these days - with ships getting larger and larger, a lot can't fit through the locks, and the fast modern engines reduce the neccessity. And for the military, so far as I know there aren't many warships bigger than a missile sub or destroyer that can use the Panama Canal these days.

    So, regarding the Northwest Passage, I wonder (a) how passable it will be for large ships, and (b) whether the hassle/risk of using the new passage will be worth it for commercial shipping and the military, especially if it's just two months a year.

    Of course, if militaries do start using it, that could have interesting consequences - maybe something like the Straight of Gibralter, a chokepoint that becomes utterly impassable if you can delay your enemy's shipping long enough. Just a thought.

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  146. Earth is Cooler not warmer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The earth is actually cooler than it was 10000 years ago. So much for global warming.

  147. Mod parent down, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually one of the main uses and design considerations for the Suez was to accomodate supertankers.

    Please mod parent down. It is spreading false information.

    Work on the Suez Canal began in 1859 and the canal opened in 1869. That's a little bit before supertankers were built.

    1. Re:Mod parent down, please by trixillion · · Score: 4, Informative

      How can this possibly be (-1) - off topic? The poster is absolutely correct. The Suez Canal was in no way designed for supertankers. The Suez Canal has no locks due to being at see level. However its draft (width) is too narrow to allow passage of supertankers. Currently the Suez is planning to widen the canal to accommodate these vessels but this is not expected to be available until 2010, almost 150 years after originally opening. Clearly the original poster who states, "Actually one of the main uses and design considerations for the Suez was to accommodate supertankers," is the worst kind of ignorant karma whore.

      As a side note, when the Panama Canal opened there were already several ships that were too large to fit in its locks as well. However, the ship designers knew this and had no intention of sending their ships through the Panama locks. The world's largest ships do not use either canal and an open Northwest Passage would shave off considerably more than the 6000 miles listed in the article for these ships.

      David McCullough (the critically acclaimed author of the recent biographies of Truman and John Adams) wrote a fascinating historical account of the building of the Panama Canal in, "Path Between the Seas: the Creation of the Panama Canal, 1870-1914." I would recommend this book to anyone with an interest in the subject.

    2. Re:Mod parent down, please by QMED · · Score: 1

      Draft is depth, not width. The Suez Canal is wide enough for the largest ships in the world. I know this because I sailed on one through the Suez, twice. The ship was an Ultra Large Crude Carrier owned by Kuwait. Her original name was the Al-Rekkah. She had been damaged by a mine in the Persian Gulf during the Iran-Iraq war. For ships operating in the Gulf at that time it was also called the Tanker War. Each side was attacking oil tankers in the Gulf. To gain the protection of the US Navy, the ship was re-flagged US and re-named the SS Bridgeton. She was 1250 feet long, with a 200 foot beam and about 35 foot of draft when light. She was able to pass through the Suez Canal when light, but when loaded with 380,000 tons of crude oil her draft increased to about 76 feet. This was too deep for the Suez canal, so we had to sail back to Rotterdam around the Cape of Good Hope.

  148. Re:We should make energy ... too narrow a view by let_freedom_ring · · Score: 0, Troll

    While people decry how bad energy use is by calling CO2 'pollution' (it is not, CO2 is a vital plant nutrient and harmless to animals) they ignore the ways in which it CLEANS the environment.

    1. We use it to treat sewage which cleans water.
    2. It allows us to conserve farm land by increasing yield/acre (fertilizer, pesticides, application, shipping, etc).
    3. It increases the efficiency of commerce by decreasing shipping costs.
    4. It increases economic wealth and allows us to make cleaning the environment more affordable. Both the U.S. and G.B. are much cleaner now than they were 100yrs. ago. If you are scratching out a subsistance living the last thing you care about is a cleaner env.

    The best thing for the environment would be to increase per capita energy use all over the world. Care about the availability of fresh water? The main costs of water de-salinization is energy. More energy use could make fresh water an easily affordable commodity, eliminating the affects of drought. I could go on and on but please read Julian Simon instead (the ultimate resource II).

  149. 3 good sources of incontrovertible facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a protest plackard on TV
    I always try to base my decisions on protest placards I see on TV, supermarket tabloids and /.

  150. It's Rememberance Day in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    http://www.ngb.dtic.mil/news/2002/08/23/bcourse. sh tml

    1. Re:It's Rememberance Day in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops! A space crept into the end there.

  151. daydreaming by branchstudios · · Score: 1

    because even the most aggresive polluter will acknowledge that oil supplies won't last forever.

    I'd like to believe this. We all would. But fuel efficiency for the US is actually dropping, due to the popularity of SUVs. From the automotive manufacturers down to the consumer, few people seem to consider anything but immediate luxury and profit.
    Fuel taxes would be a great start, but with GW behind the wheel, this country is unlikely to see any major push for energy conservation. It has to start at the consumer level, by building an awarness of the impact our actions have.

    "SUVs waste fuel and weaken America."
    (bumpersticker seen outside of DC)

  152. Oh well by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

    There goes any chance we had of getting the Bush administration to do something about global warming.

  153. O Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another obvious benefit, at least to Canadian agriculture is a longer growing season. A savvy investor mught even consider buying Canadian farm land as a long term investment. Perhaps even the Dakotas might emerge as viable agricultural states.

  154. Nice profitable Spin on Global Warming by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Nothing like short term gain to outweight long term loss.

  155. Global Warming..hmmm by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Why is it followed that Global Warming is the direct result of commercial entities as opposed to natural eb and flow? I mean, if the fabled "Northern Passage" once existed, then the world must have been warmer at least once before, right? Was that once warmer globe America's fault as well? >

  156. More research! by tomdarch · · Score: 2

    Great! Once the Northwest Passage opens up, we'll be able to do more research to discover wether or not this whole 'global warming' thing is actually happening! You can't be sure, you know. Particularly with the right-wing in control of the US government, perhaps this will shake a little loose change out of their tight pockets for some scientific funding, as long as they know that the results will be inconclusive.

  157. International maritime law by coyote-san · · Score: 4, Informative

    Canada may claim it is territorial waters, but the US has a stronger case in the claim that it's still an international strait and free passage cannot be denied or taxed.

    Ironically, Canada itself contains one of the best precedents of this - the St. Lawrence Seaway is an international strait from the Atlantic Ocean to the Great Lakes, even though substantial stretches of it are Canadian territory on both banks. (Other stretches have Canada on one side, the US on the other.)

    There's also the pesky fact that the Canadian waters do not cover the entire distance - the western terminus will be in either US or Russian waters, and the US could use Canada's own claims to claim all sea ice and surrounding waters to the North Pole itself.

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    1. Re:International maritime law by trotski · · Score: 1

      As I understand, Canada does not claim all of the ice around the north pole, simply a slice. The US, Russia, Sweeden, Denmark (greenland, part of denmark don't you know), Finland, and Norway all claim their own slices up to the north pole.

      As for the SLS I assure you that passage is taxed by both the US and Canada, how else can the Canadian and US government afford to maintain all of those locks and things?

      Finally, the US is no more interested in maintaining the passage for free than Canada. It will cost a tremendous amount to keep the passage patroled, ice free, and shipping laws enforced. I can guarantee you that the US will not keep free passage for the good of the world, and more than likely the US will charge it's own shipping tarrifs.

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  158. Maybe but... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

    >This would effectively reduce the shipping distance
    >between Europe and Asia by 6800 miles compared to
    >the route using the Panama canal."

    It'll prolly flood the ports too. :)

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  159. Re:Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

    That was, perhaps, the most insightful and entertaining comment I have ever read on slashdot.

  160. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These experts couldn't give a tinker's damn whether or not their predictions will come true. All that matters is that it will show up in today's paper.

  161. where will the water go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the ice melts, the water must go *somewhere*.

    We may have more efficient commercial shipping routes. At the same time, Bangledesh will be completely underwater and about half of Florida will be flooded.

    I'm not quite convinced that melting polar ice caps is an "advantage" of global warming.

  162. Not as big of a problem as people make it by rocket97 · · Score: 0

    People need to learn to do research and learn the facts. If you do your research you will learn that the world has been in a constant and even warming trend ever since the last ice age.

    In fact back in the 1500's the temperatures of the world were actually higher than they are today and even farther back they closely match the warming trends of today.

    "The study, appearing Friday in the journal Science, analyzed ancient tree rings from 14 sites on three continents in the northern hemisphere and concluded that temperatures in an era known as the Medieval Warm Period some 800 to 1,000 years ago closely matched the warming trend of the 20th century. " CBS NewsWASHINGTON, March 22, 2002

    Researchers have proven this many times over by studying tree rings to get the growth rates of trees in certain years which is highly correlated with the temperatures of that year. The earth goes through its natural worming and cooling phases by itself.

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  163. And the first shipping company to offer this? by bobdotorg · · Score: 2

    The Shackleton Shipping Lines. Guaranteed deilivery in two years or less.

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  164. Re:Heal thyself by geoswan · · Score: 2
    You, unfortunately, are doing exactly what you accuse the poster of. Our poster is referring, offhandedly, to the extensive posting on the topic of water level changes above -- on the very same Slashdot story. S/he didn't commit to one side in that argument or the other, if you'd kindly read the actual words rather than what you assumed they said. The rest of this post, the guts, is about temperate change, ocean currents, and potential effects on climate in places like Europe... or did you get that far?

    You might want to read the message and respond thoughtfully to it -- rather than choosing to use an aside as a straw man to try to score debate points against. This is a pretty classic Usenet tactic, and all it does is expose your prejudices.

    Mr Scot, I did read Samuel's original post. I read the whole thing. I read it several times. And after reading your comment I went back and re-read it.

    Anyone who just read your comment would think I am a troll who posts flamebait. That bugs me.

    You seem to be scolding me for taking the original comment out of context.

    Well, Samuel's comment starts a new thread. It is not a followup to any previous comment. So far as I am concerned there is no context.

    What prejudices of mine do you think I am exposing, anyhow?

    Are you assuming that since I challenged part of Samuel's post I am challenging the idea Global Warming is a serious problem? You seem to be assuming this is obvious.

    Global warming has come up in several threads this year. And in those discussions I have spent hours researching links to post that demonstrate that it is a terribly serious problem.

    But, I don't think that I do the views I agree with a favour by refraining to challenge something that is clearly wrong merely because another part of that comment may agree with my views.

  165. Ice on land [was Re:Uh...] by Beowabbit · · Score: 1

    There's an awful lot of ice in the world that isn't floating, though. It's supported by solid land. Like, f'rinstance, a huge chunk of the antarctic ice cap. And lots of landlocked ice in Canada and Russia. And lots of mountain tops. If that ice melts, it will flow down to the sea and raise the sea level.

    I'm not a climatologist, but I'm guessing that's why the sea level has lowered during previous ice ages and risen during previous thaws. I don't have a reference for that fact, but I've seen it written in lots of different books and magazine, journal, and newspaper articles without any hint of controversy surrounding it.

    I have no idea of the magnitude of the effect. I thought I had a quote from an article I read a few years ago giving the rise in the sea level at the end of the last major ice age, but I can't find it now. I remember being surprised at how large it was, though, which makes me think it must have been on the order of hundreds of feet rather than on the order of tens of feet. (I do remember it was given in feet, which means it must have been in the popular press. :-)

  166. Great, just great. by socokidz · · Score: 1


    So, the advantage is how it will help commercial business?

    *sigh*

    Forget the climactic and species killing effects, not to mention global weather changes teetering on catastrophic, etc..

    Nope, it will cost less to ship our product from here to there...so YAY GLOBAL WARMING!?



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  167. Re:Heal thyself by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
    I guess that i should have said "whether a melting ice cube raises the water" rather than how much.

    Actually, my guess is that, while an ice cube in fresh water won't raise the level as it melts, an ice cube in sea water probably would (but a good bit less), since fresh water is less dense than sea water -- but it would be far less than the 10% expansion of ice when it freezes -- but I'd have to test that guess to be sure.. That and thermal expansion of water as it warms can have an effect on sea levels.
    Remember that the ocean is hundreds (and thousands) of feet deep, so a 0.1% overall thermal expansion would have a pretty noticable effect on sea levels.

    The real threat to sea levels, however, comes from the antarctic ice cap which is not floating. When that sucker melts, we'll be in deep trouble (if you'll excuse the pun).

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  168. What the hell is wrong with some of you Americans? by ShieldWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An article is written that the Northwest Passage *MAY* open in the future, and already many of you are saying screw 'Canada we are going to use it without your permission because you don't have an adequate navy to enforce your rights there'. Some of you have even hinted at NUCLEAR retaliation if we do try to enforce our rights.

    WTF is wrong with you people?

    Why must Americans stick their finger in everyone's eyes? Is this honestly how your country feels about us and other countries' rights? Your arrogance astounds me.

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  169. I AGREE WITH THIS POST. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and would be happy to be rid of Florida.

  170. What about pictures by N8F8 · · Score: 2

    I usually bakl at any kind of talk like this unless I see pictures.

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  171. Americans Wonder Why They Are Hated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, let me get this straight.

    Although the waters are by all respects according to international law within Canadian jurisdiction the USA says the waters are in fact either no-man's-land or they are in fact American.

    Because Canada cannot defend those waters against foreign incursion the USA will claim them for themselves with their own force.

    I believe I saw this once before.

    In the school yard when I was five years old.

    Someone took my lunch money and said I did not have a right to it because I was too weak.

    So by these self-evident rules of force whoever destroyed the World Trade Center had every right to because they had sufficient force to do it.

    How long until they roll tanks across the border and seize Canadian diamond mines? Canadian nuclear power plants and hydro-electric?

    There are too many Americans who believe it is their God-given right, their manifest destiny to rule all of North America if not the world, for the world to do anything except try to keep the gorilla in check. I pity the peace-loving, benevolent Americans who are actually the majority who allow themselves to be lead into destruction and imperialism by their power-hungry, megalomaniac leaders in government and industry. It's the innocents who will suffer the brunt of terrorism and backlash in the decades to come, not the true instigators of murder and oppression.

    1. Re:Americans Wonder Why They Are Hated? by xyloplax · · Score: 0

      Come off of it, you guys have had DIRECT COMBAT with the US in both the Revolutionary and 1812 Wars. You beat us both times. OK, so we were trying to invade. I mean, we went South the next time we wanted to invade. In fact, the next 3 times, so let's let bygones be bygones.

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  172. Hurricanes by forii · · Score: 1
    You have no solid data because there is no solid data. Are there more hurricanes than 100 years ago? Well, no not really.


    Actually, the last 7 years (except for el nino years like this one) have seen a much higher number of Atlantic hurricanes than usual. Colorado State University tropical storm researcher William Gray's research indicates that this is due to a long-term (25-50 year) shift of the atmospheric circulation in the Atlantic. Correspondingly, there was diminished Atlantic hurricane activity around the turn of the 20th century, so technically, there ARE more hurricanes now than there were 100 years ago.


    Interestingly, North Atlantic Sea Surface Temperatures (SSTs) have been about 0.4 to 0.6 degrees warmer than normal since about 1995. While this is almost certainly associated with the larger number of hurricanes, it's difficult to say what the ultimate cause is. In other words, is this a "real" anomaly, or is it just another of the long-term cycles of the Atlantic Ocean?

  173. The NorthEast passage by geoswan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The article also speaks about the North-East passage, the passage across Northern Siberia. This passage has been used in the past.

    I read a book on German armed merchant cruisers during World War 2. The German merchant fleet was confined to harbour during World War 2. About two dozen of their fastest merchant ships were refitted with cannons, mines, and mine-laying rails, and sent out to raid allied shipping.

    Large naval crews sailed aboard them. And they became really skilled at altering the ships appearance to resemble other, real, allied or neutral vessels. Some of these raiders were very successful.

    Anyhow, prior to Germany attacking the Soviet Union, the Germans chartered a Soviet ice-breaker to escort one of these commerce raiders across this Northeast passage, so it could attack allied shipping in the Pacific.

  174. What a pickle by Azureash · · Score: 0
    This is what I get from Mozilla:
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  175. Colour printing by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    US presidents haven't been burglarizing the opposing party's offices?

    People in Belfast may wish they were so lucky... And colour printing is not necessary for good news reporting.

    I was referring to the time period (the olden days of B&W) rather than the prettiness of Nixon's mug...

    Living as I do in a country where the main item of news (exclusive to all papers) is the daily whereabouts of female pop singers, as shown in grainy telephoto colour, I can appreciate that that improved printing processes do not inevitably lead to great choice of topics...

    However colour can make diagrams clearer when papers do cover serious topics.

  176. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nature = "Gaia Hypothesis"
    "do something about it" = "AIDS & Global Warming."

  177. sandbags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will make it a lot mor efficient to transport sandbags to coastal cities where the massive floods are happening.

  178. Re:What the hell is wrong with some of you America by socokidz · · Score: 1


    Nope, it's how our GOVERNMENT feels about other countries' rights.

    I love this country, but fear and loathe my government. I'm not sure if this helps, but my sentiment is growing on popularity, even here (US).

  179. Canadian waters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't it occur to most of you just how far north you'd really have to go to clear Canadian waters?

  180. Canada's secret nuclear arsenal by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

    Although publicly, Canada claims to not be a nuclear power, the facts are more disturbing. Many of the so-called "research" reactors have been used to create weapons grade plutonium. Coupled with the tritium and deuturium that can be collected from the Candu design, Canada has been able to maintain a stock of low yield, and largely untested hydrogen bombs.

    All actual testing of these bombs was conducted in various mine shafts during the 60's and 70's. While the designs are crude by modern US standards they still have enough pop to devistate a small city.

    The entire program has been hidden by the military from even the elected government, since the 50's. Money for the project is syphoned off from other programs. More recently, programs like the iltus jeep project, manufactured by Bombardier have provided enough dollars to continue this program for at least another 10 years.

  181. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

    Nanotech is wonderful in its potential and all, but I seem to recall hearing of a study recently that said that exposure to nanotech products can drastically increase cancer risks. Does anyone out there know where that study can be found?

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  182. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by F34nor · · Score: 1

    Saying nanotech can cause cancer is like saying energy can cause cancer. True but simplistic. I am sure, (I will at least go out on a long limb and say) that inhaling bacteria size robots causes lung cancer. Suprised? Yummy carbon and steel good for lungs...

    I am also sure (although less so) that the advent of true self assembley and or nanotech Von Neuman machines will allow for a gemoetric increase in our industrial output. Does this mean that we we be able to use this technology to terraform the Earth? Um... maybe, it all deepends on human achivement and ambission. Like the current problems with or computer and networks it will depend on the software.

    My biggest hope of VonNeuman machines is for mining landfills.

  183. Re:Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You had me until you mentioned Atlantis. Good one.

  184. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1
    Nature = "Gaia Hypothesis"
    "do something about it" = "AIDS & Global Warming."
    Nature = everything on the planet, that is not controlled by human lifeforms, environment
    "do something about it" = hostile development, valued by human lifeforms (adapt, or die)

    *pah* your puny arguments are none... :)

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  185. Re:warming = billions dead=less overpopulation too by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    you can compare inhaling nanotech products with inhaling laser-printer toner... but, you know, if it is really smart nanotech, it will find its way out again...! and repair your lung tissue on the fly... ;)
    sorry, can't help you with the study...

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  186. commercial opportunity in global warming by gstaines · · Score: 1
    When business starts to see commercial opportunity in global warming, I think its time to start worrying.

    Gordon

  187. Re:Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    I think you'd be lucky to get the /. readship to READ all of that - attention spans too sho

  188. Re:Quick Freeze, actually. . . The Mammoths say so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really quite obvious - the flood of Noah caused that catastrophe.

  189. Indians! by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    As far as I know, 10.000 BC is one of the dates estimated for the arrival of Homo sapiens to America.

    The ancestors of American Indians and their weapons could have gone in a killing spree from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego in just some centuries, preying unto animals that didn't fear men. They would have either killed for food or broken the species balance. That could do the sudden mass extinction of big animals in America. This is the first tiem I see it claimed that it happened in days instead of centuries.

    By the way, why did humans survive according to your hypothesis?

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  190. What for? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2
    So if Canada spends a lot of money in the area and receives very little, why is it claiming the area? Do they love so much the Eskimos (that have been living in the area for centuries)? Do they love so much the wildlife?
    1. Claim a vast extension of frozen wasteland.
    2. Spend money to keep your flag there.
    3. ??
    4. Profit!
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  191. easy tiger by Nept · · Score: 2

    I'm sure the thoughts of the average /.'er aren't considered when politicians debate government policy.

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  192. So i take it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the 90% of humanity that lives close to sea level will be drowned 2 months of every year?

  193. Great! by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    So now you can quickly ship a rubber dinghy to me at my house on the Outer Banks/sea shore/bay?

  194. excellent.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm tired of the tree huggin hippies whinin about the global temperature getting warmer... it does it every 10,000 years anyways. it's good that people look at the benifits of it instead of crying about it.

  195. Wee Yay, lets rape the earth for commerce by Yhcrana · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, we are already doing it, now they are just going to justify the lack of pollution controls with the ice caps melting... WTF morons

    Yhcrana

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  196. Precious bodily fluids! by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

    I sure as hell don't read Slashdot for the floating-ice-cube arguments.

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  197. Not my hypothesis. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    As far as I know, 10.000 BC is one of the dates estimated for the arrival of Homo sapiens to America.

    As far as you know, hm? Now think: The same people who determined the public school curriculum and who paid for all of the text books we all read, have also most recently dismantled the American democratic system, (if there ever was one), and are sending the U.S. people into an illegal and greed motivated war. But sure. Let those guys determine what you think you know.

    By the way, why did humans survive according to your hypothesis?

    I'm just the messenger on this one. It's hard to cover up hundreds of miles of dead mammoths. Look it up, for goodness sake. It's easy.

    Just because it causes uncomfortable, "doesn't fit in with what the Learning Channel told me to believe," feelings, doesn't mean that it should be pushed away. Perhaps one ought to question the party line. I would think, anyway.


    -Fantastic Lad

  198. peer reviewed scientists rule the world? by geekotourist · · Score: 2
    I'd have figured that the average person currently planning on sending the US into war also believes the first humans came to the Americas no more than 7,000 years ago, soon after the garden of eden (and then again after that first set was wiped out by a global flood). I doubt they spent too much time reading the peer-reviewed archeology / paleontology articles which explore issues of when humans came to the Americas.

    The writer of your quoted materials isn't a standard flood geologist / creationist. However, the claims made are similar enough (6k or 12k years ago, giant quantities of salt water temporarily covered vast quantities of land), that evidence against a global flood also applies to his case. Evidence from the talk.origins flood faqs that doesn't support recent floods includes ice core, tree ring, lake bed sedimentation and desert pack rat nest samples. They don't show a layer of salt water 12,000 or any recent thousands of years ago.

    But as I browse talk.origins, I see they specifically address your writer. Quoting from this article: "...their claim that hundreds of thousands of frozen carcasses have been found is simply incorrect. At most, only a few tens of frozen carcasses have been documented in all of Siberia and Alaska. In Canada, the frozen mammal material found consists of scraps of hide and muscle found attached to bones. All of these "frozen carcasses" that have been carefully examined show evidence of decomposition, scavenging, or both prior to be buried, e.g. Gutherie (1990). Also, the sediments in which these carcasses occur are clearly of noncatastrophic origin (Gutherie 1990, Lister and Bahn 1994, Pewe 1975, Uraintseva 1993)..." [bold added] Please note that the references are all articles you can find and read. And browsing talk.origins will find more links to mammoth articles...

  199. Heh. Indeed. . ! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'd have figured that the average person currently planning on sending the US into war also believes the first humans came to the Americas no more than 7,000 years ago, soon after the garden of eden (and then again after that first set was wiped out by a global flood). I doubt they spent too much time reading the peer-reviewed archeology / paleontology articles which explore issues of when humans came to the Americas.

    Heh, yeah. I always hate to consider it, but you'd probably be right about that. I wonder exactly how many hard-core creationists there are in the U.S. . . .

    Still, peer-reviewed science, while it no doubt is an attempt at the best foot forward, doesn't impress me very much these days. I have seen and read too much, -and spoken to enough members of the scientific community complaining about stupidity and corruption to be much more than highly cynical of anything supported by the party line.

    The writer of your quoted materials isn't a standard flood geologist / creationist. However, the claims made are similar enough (6k or 12k years ago, giant quantities of salt water temporarily covered vast quantities of land), that evidence against a global flood also applies to his case. Evidence from the talk.origins flood faqs [talkorigins.org] that doesn't support recent floods includes ice core, tree ring, lake bed sedimentation and desert pack rat nest samples. They don't show a layer of salt water 12,000 or any recent thousands of years ago.

    Well, sure. I'd buy all of that. But the writer of the article I cut & pasted didn't make a single claim about flood waters of any kind, so the point, while well taken, is moot.

    But as I browse talk.origins, I see they specifically address your writer. Quoting from this article [talkorigins.org]: "...their claim that hundreds of thousands of frozen carcasses have been found is simply incorrect. At most, only a few tens of frozen carcasses have been documented in all of Siberia and Alaska. In Canada, the frozen mammal material found consists of scraps of hide and muscle found attached to bones. All of these "frozen carcasses" that have been carefully examined show evidence of decomposition, scavenging, or both prior to be buried, e.g. Gutherie (1990). Also, the sediments in which these carcasses occur are clearly of noncatastrophic origin (Gutherie 1990, Lister and Bahn 1994, Pewe 1975, Uraintseva 1993)..." [bold added] Please note that the references are all articles you can find and read. And browsing talk.origins will find more links to mammoth articles...

    Ah! Now here's where it gets interesting!

    I've been able to find lucid arguments on both sides of the flash-freeze fence. --There is the general theory which attempts to explain the un-gnawed upon carcases. --That the dead mammoths which were discovered had fallen into crevices where predators could not get at them, and that snow and freezing mudslide covered them up so that they were preserved. --Though the scientists who promote this argument also describe how much of the tissues were in fact extremely rotted upon inspection 12,000 years (or so), later. They use this to discredit the idea of any flash-freezing taking place.

    This makes me wonder, because the problem with that idea would seem to be two-fold:

    For one, it would suggest that the method they indicate for the preservation of the carcas didn't work. (You can't freeze a subject for 12,000 years and still have have extensive rotting. At least not the way my freezer works.) --Indeed, when I did some further looking, it appears that a regular guy found one of the now famous mammoth carcases extruding from a melting ice flow on a melt river. He didn't report it for a whole year, (because he wasn't sure what it was at first; it took time for the ice to melt back enough to reveal the beast). When he finally did report it, the mammoth had been exposed to the elements and bacteria of the 1800's, which, I would think, should have offered enough time for the pre-historic meat to get a head start on rotting.

    My point here is that the scientists who oppose a catastrophic world view jumped quickly and somewhat recklessly upon the whole rotting idea in order to discredit ideas which didn't fit with theirs, despite the fact that it didn't actually help their theories. This is exactly the kind of behavior which makes me hesitate before embracing main-stream science.

    Anyway, I am now thoroughly intrigued. I'm going to be hunting down one of the quoted books, (by Frank C. Hibben, who by all accounts, appears to be a very reputable and respected scientist), in order to get from the horse's mouth exactly what he saw and did when visiting Alaska. Every other endeavor he was involved with during his long life, (which ended just earlier this year), leads me to think that he was a card-carrying member of the main stream scientific community. So if he really does write that he saw what he is quoted as having seen in the frozen north, then I will be willing to keep the book open on this and do some further research.

    The main problem with catastrophism is that it's too much fun; far too many of the people who write about it seem to be inclined to exaggeration and hearsay, which does nothing but erode any credibility they might have.

    And hopefully I'll also be able to validate another intriguing claim I ran across; supposedly among certain areas of the bone and tusk fields, were significant quantities of volcanic ash.

    Okay. Enough for now. --Thanks for engaging me in this cool conversation! I don't often find such willing people on Slashdot!


    -Fantastic Lad

  200. Forests? Meh by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    How does planting forests stop global warming? Plankton does all of the real work in CO2 absorption and rainforests just have better PR (I do consider the survival of fellow primates to be of utmost importance, but that's another issue entirely).

    Unless the US is going to turn the Great Plains into a forest and wants a credit for that, I don't see how it would deserve one.

    --
    Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
  201. This party line that you write about... by geekotourist · · Score: 2
    I don't think its as powerful as you make it out to be. Most paleo researchers I know would love to discover evidence of major catastrophes-- another asteroid extinction event for example. Standard big claims require big evidence cliche- it took a while, but the asteroid theory took hold as evidence came in.

    About those mammoths- go back to the original articles and books, like you're planning with that one. I've seen too many theories put forth on the web where quotes out of context seem to support what they actually don't.

    Anecdotally: my great-grandfather, a paleontologist, was one of the first Europeans to eat frozen mammoth (well, first for 7,000 years or whenever mammoths went extinct). Badly freezer burned, but not inedible.

    1. Re:This party line that you write about... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
      About those mammoths- go back to the original articles and books, like you're planning with that one. I've seen too many theories put forth on the web where quotes out of context seem to support what they actually don't.

      Indeed. The problem is that while there has certainly been a lot of inflated nonsense, (Planet X, Hollow Earth, Faked Moon Landing, 1000's of U.S. boxcars fitted with shackles, etc.), I've time and again run across the, 'Grain of Truth' phenomenon. (Dark star theory, Underground military bases, Preparedness for a Faked Moon Landing just in case the 10 years of massive competition with the Soviets didn't go quite as planned, and FEMA's maintaining of unused emergency detention and/or refugee camps in the U.S.)

      As always, dissemination of over-exaggerated information is very effective at destroying credibility.

      And then there's the stuff which actually turns out to be more significant than originally thought, but which the public still struggles to not think about too much; (Egyptologists willfully ignoring the data presented by geology & astronomy, The effects of the electromagnetic spectrum on the human body/nervous system, the problem of sociopaths holding high positions in corporate & political America, Israel becoming that which it most despises, to name a few items).

      There are a vast number of extremely odd things out there in the wide, wide world. I think it's foolish to close oneself off to new thinking in any way; so long as you don't mind the three steps forward, two steps back approach, you are guaranteed to come out the other end knowing a great deal more than those who refuse to examine anything out of favor with the main stream. As such, I keep putting forth items like this one in the conventional forums like Slashdot. --I really don't mind knee-jerk ridicule from the Muggles, ("So, has God been speaking to you, or is that just the crack talking?!"), because every now and then I run into a guy like you who knows how to challenge an argument properly. Hence, the crucible of truth. It's proven in the past to be an excellent aide in trying to work out what is real and what is not. The only real crime, I think, is in being too intimidated to think outside the peer-pressure enforced parameters. Small minds are doomed to think only small thoughts.

      Quoting from your quoted..."the evidence suggests an enormous tsunami raging across the land...".

      Ahh, I see where you came from. --I tend to categorize tsunami among flash in the pan events like hurricanes and earthquakes as opposed to '40 days and 40 nights with no land in sight' stuff, so I just assumed it was a case of idle wording on the author's part rather than Biblical posturing about submerged land masses. Japan experiences its share of tsunami and much of the argument you put forth against biblical flooding would, I suspect, would still hold true in Tokyo. --Though, I'll grant you the author did make it sound bigger than the average 15 meter harbor wave!

      Anecdotally: my great-grandfather, a paleontologist, was one of the first Europeans to eat frozen mammoth (well, first for 7,000 years or whenever mammoths went extinct). Badly freezer burned, but not inedible.

      I just read that one fellow made an, "heroic attempt to eat a bite of of the mammoth meat, but despite cooking and lots of spicing, was just unable to keep it down." --I'd be willing to bet that this is a popular game among researchers! To be one of the few people on the planet to eat mammoth meat would be a total gas. (Probably in more ways than one!)

      Take care!


      -Fantastic Lad

  202. Also, it does mention what I assume is salt water. by geekotourist · · Score: 2

    Quoting from your quoted..."the evidence suggests an enormous tsunami raging across the land...".

  203. Re:What the hell is wrong with some of you America by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

    I'm late to the party, but I think this gives me some decent insight to the situation that you are describing. I'm surfing this article with a threshold of 3, and I don't see a single comment (not one) saying anything like "sucks to be you". One comment does state that Canada doesn't currently have enough clout to enforce taxation of the route, but it's stated in a logical (not inflamitory) manner.

    There are certainly a lot of odd-balls that claim U.S. citizenship, and sadly the ones that scream the loudest and are the most often heard are those that are most passionate about their position. Thankfully, slashdot moderation allows those extremists to be filtered out. The majority of Americans who are rude are not rude out of malice, but out of ignorance.

    Just like Slashdot, the U.S. does not have a single unified opinion or voice.

    The good news is, those people who are threatening nuclear retaliation are very likely unable to back up thier claims.

    All IMHO, of course.