Depends on where you apply, and how well you market yourself. I have no qualifications past high school, but I've been a professional developer for going on four years.
Um, how is text chat a security risk? A productivity risk, maybe, but security?
Sure, someone could use it to send classified info to a friend outside the company. But they don't need IM to do this. People talk in pubs, on the phone, by email, hell I could just shout secrets out of my office window:-)
You know you've been using a word processor too long when it takes you several minutes to comprehend how justification could be anything other than "left", "center", "right" or "full":-)
Strait man? Is that a man in a straight jacket? Some guy who monitors ship traffic in the Strait Of Gibraltar? Mark Knopfler?
Lesson 1, Grasshopper: if you're going to troll, at least spell it correctly.
Slashdot Mirror
Or Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey Hens :)
You misspelt "oil".
and for extra bandwidth, two pigeons could string a load of dvd-rs onto a strand of creeper.
held under the dorsal guiding feathers, naturally...
Depends on where you apply, and how well you market yourself. I have no qualifications past high school, but I've been a professional developer for going on four years.
And yes, I have open source experience on my CV.
yes, I meant mods. it's late, I'm full of wine. sorry folks.
Parent got modded from +1 to 0, as "overrated".
Now I really have seen it all...
Nonsense. I've never come across an address which needs it, and intranet:8080 works fine for me.
Most links created in web work are relative links, and so don't need it either.
Oh, and she's a web developer.
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/05/opinion/05ALDR.h tml?ex=1071205200&en=90eb047cf8bd6794&ei=5062&part ner=GOOGLE
and HTMLified.
Um, how is text chat a security risk? A productivity risk, maybe, but security? Sure, someone could use it to send classified info to a friend outside the company. But they don't need IM to do this. People talk in pubs, on the phone, by email, hell I could just shout secrets out of my office window :-)
You forgot the tea advocacy :-)
Apparently SCO has had to hire bodyguards for its execs.
Job satisfaction, anyone?
And this is the part which makes her an idiot.
You know you've been using a word processor too long when it takes you several minutes to comprehend how justification could be anything other than "left", "center", "right" or "full" :-)
You forgot one: Darl McBride offered to pay people who chose not to pay any of the above.
Reading Package Lists... Done
Building Dependency Tree... Done
0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
# apt-get upgrade
Reading Package Lists... Done
Building Dependency Tree... Done
0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
What's the problem?
The thing I never understood about this particular joke is - how did the poster submit the comment?
Yes, but this would also baffle users who browse without JavaScript. There are lots of them, and they have a variety of good reasons for doing so.