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  1. slight clarification on Boot a CD and Make Your X-Box Join the Cluster · · Score: 1
    you have to mod the xbox in order to do anything interesting. you can either bridge connections with solder in 2 places to make the bios writable, or use a mod chip to circumvent the factory bios. either way, you have to void your warranty and crack the case.

    though I do agree that the only thing new is that we have a horrible picture to make fun of and a new story to run beowulf cluster jokes on.

  2. Re:SPAM filter on Another Whack at Spam · · Score: 1
    usenet and IRC are easy to filter. IRC, particularly.

    and spambots result in fun articles for me to write. http://www.evilcouch.com/tiki-read_article.php?art icleId=58

  3. Re:Donkey Kong? on Ridiculous Game Character Names Exposed · · Score: 1

    Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!

  4. Re:I don't give a damn about the Jedi. on Star Wars Galaxies - 300,000 Subscribers, No Jedi... Yet · · Score: 1
    Do they give the players a chance to be a part of the Rebel Alliance or the Imperials? Working my way up the Imperial ranks would be way cooler than the light/dark force garbage

    yes. actually, joining factions and working your way up through the ranks is about the only thing in the game that works well. you accrue faction points by running missions or by killing opposing faction members (PCs, NPCs and mobs all count). you can then spend the points on a variety of stuff, including higher rank, NPC pets (various stormtroopers and an AT-ST walkers for imperials) "free" XP, random items and faction specific armor (stormtrooper armor for imperials and some stupid thing that I've forgotten for rebels).

    I was pretty pleased with that system, however it takes a long time to earn enough points for one piece of armor, let alone the entire set of stormtrooper armor.

  5. Re:not a great article on Installing A Secure FreeBSD Box · · Score: 1

    metamod to the rescue!

  6. Re:Corporatocracy in Action on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 1
    well, judges ARE elected.

    I'd like to believe that pork barrel politics doesn't exist in the judicial branch, but it obviously does.

  7. Re:ummm on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    keep up the wise cracks and I'll tell them to put your TV on lifetime, instead.

  8. Re:Intelligent couch? on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1
    I, for one, welcome our new sofa overlords.

    about time I got the respect I deserve around here.

  9. Re:Great idea - the anti couch on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    ha. I do that now!

  10. Re:Great idea on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1
    it's prejudice against us couches. you're all a bunch of shallow bastards!

    I'm going to go eat some socks now..... but only one from each pair, so you'll never match again! that'll teach you!

  11. Re:Hi, Cindy, want the same as last time? on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1
    what makes you think that us couches won't rule the world from our humans, thanks to your robot slaves?

    you guys can lounge around all you like, so long as you contine to provide us with the steady feast of coins and remotes. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  12. Re:Thinkgeek.com on Single-atom Laser Built at Caltech · · Score: 1

    he's using Internet Explorer!

    BURN THE HERETIC!

  13. Re:Who the hell do they think they are... on Black & White - Most Overrated Game Ever? · · Score: 1
    Want to know which game site you can trust?

    The one that doesn't presume it knows so much that they can spew out a Top X Games of all time in Category Y.

    *cough*lookatmysig*cough* :p

  14. Re:It was entertaining at least. on Black & White - Most Overrated Game Ever? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I agree. the game was entirely what you put into it, much like some of the more popular games of more recent history, namely GTA3 and GTA:VC. all three games had plots that were pretty canned and missions that weren't particuarly inventive or engaging. just more of the same old thing that we've seen time and time again.

    what set all the games apart, was that they let you roam free and do virtually anything that you wanted to do. for those that didn't have much of an interest in playing with what essentially a digital pet or playing as a god, the immediate gratification of beating someone to a bloody pool on the sidewalk with a bat or picking up a hooker in a sportscar rapidly overshadowed playing with a more in-depth tamagotchi.

    I know that black and white was around before GTA3, but I would still rank it right there with the last two grand theft auto games, simply because the draw is the same. if black and white recieved absurdly high marks, it was because they were well-deserved at the time. they still are, really. there are very few games older than a year or so old and black and white is one of them.

    personally, I think that gamespy is just trying to throw off their image of being a bunch of corporate sell-outs and yes-men by taking a few potshots at easy targets.

  15. Re:Not exactly. on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 1
    but id and Epic plan ahead to do just that and have coders experienced in writing in both. I suspect that the developers for Half Life 2 are sticking with what they know and not bothering to get to the level of proficiency in openGL required to impliment all the things that they've already done in D3D.

    had they bothered to plan for it in the beginning (or if mid-level corporate meddlers listened to them), then creating an openGL version of it wouldn't be much of a task. but they didn't, so there we are.

  16. Re:but? on Final Fantasy X-2 North American Preview · · Score: 1
    *sings the reply*

    she wears short shorts

  17. Re:This was insightful? on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 1
    yes, they could have.

    but then we'd have to wait an extra 6 months for the game to come out.

  18. Re:Parents on Take-Two Interactive and Sony Sued Over GTA · · Score: 1
    not only that, but anyone that's played the past 2 games in the GTA series knows that if you take potshots at cars, the cops show up, a big firefight ensues, and about 4 out of 5 times, the player dies.

    I don't know about anyone else, but knowing that I have a better chance of surviving if I play russian roulette with half of the cylinders loaded is a pretty good deterrent to taking to the streets. if anything, GTA should serve as a reason to play videos games instead of actively trying to get myself killed.

    besides, they were using a .22 cal. that's even below the weakest tier of guns in the game. I wouldn't dream of getting in a big dust-up without something a little more substantial. they're obviously not very good game players.

  19. Re:hmmm... on Space Elevator Conference Wraps Up · · Score: 1

    good point. combining the length of the thing and its flexibility, whoever has control of the counterweight owns the world's biggest slingshot. not terribly advanced, but with some calculations, you could deliver anything, anywhere.

  20. Re:Information systems jobs (MOSs) in the Army on IT Training in the Military? · · Score: 1
    I'm 11B (Infantry) and so is the only other IT guy in my entire regiment. We used to have a few others, but with the exception of one Air Force guy we had, every single one of us was Infantry.

    Anyone looking to go someplace where they're needed badly would do well to check into the Army. We're pretty low on guys that are trained up. of course, that's for a very good reason. There's a lot of political, bureaucratic bullshit that goes on in the Army. You'll run into a hell of a lot of problems just trying to get funding for equipment that won't break and is even remotely close to being secure.

    And if you're looking for a job in the DA civilian area and have no military background, you're walking into a world of hurt. DA civilians are largely a good-ole-boy system, where it's not what you know or how good you are, but who you know and where you've been. I've met virtually all of my post's DOIM staff and the ratio of chairweights to competent people is astonishing.

    I'm not trying to dissuade anyone from joining any service or the DoD employee career fields, but be forewarned, you'll find much more bullshit than you would in the corporate world. You will, however, find that the military tends to take care of its own. Very few people will ever get rich in the military, but you won't have to worry about the usual budgeting headaches very often.(food, rent, medical expenses)

    I've yet to talk to an IT person from the Marines, but the Navy and Air Force seem much the same. They're significantly less uptight and strict, of course, but they still have the same issues. Personally, I'd refer anyone that wants to go into the military in the IT field to the Air Force, but that's just the advice of a disgruntled grunt who thinks he's a piece of furniture, take it as you will.

  21. Re:this would be sweet on Space Elevator Going Up · · Score: 1
    it's not totally impossible.

    you ever see a yorkshire terrier spin around trying to catch its tail? put that little guy in space with a really long leash and he'll be able to maintain the needed tension on the elevator.

    of course, if the leash gets caught up in his legs while something's getting transported, the whole thing's screwed.

  22. Re:I think on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 1, Funny

    Joanna: So you're gonna get a lot of MP3s, right?
    Peter: Well, yeah.
    Joanna: Music that's not yours.
    Peter: Well, it becomes ours.
    Joanna: Uh-huh...how is that not stealing?

  23. Re:Release Dates on Blizzard's Uncertain Future Probed · · Score: 1
    actually, D3D with certain mainstream graphics cards was broken with 1.0

    Blizzard released a patch immediately as soon as they caught it and even people that bought it the first day actually have 1.03, NOT 1.0.

  24. Re: Maglev. on What's Always Next? · · Score: 1

    onboard batteries kick in and it glides to a stop.

  25. Re:Now what? on RIAA Tracking Songs by MD5 Hashes · · Score: 1
    But how do you get illegal MD5 check sums with out possesing the files?

    easy fix, buy the appropriate CDs for the files that you want to host the bogus files with the checksums. you'll have the legal right to have backup copies of the music, which will just so happen to take the form of the mp3s that the RIAA is in search of.

    post the bogus files with the checksum that you lift from the illegal files, which are legal to you.

    hell, you could even make it more convincing by giving it a file name like "Metallic - Fuel has the same checksum as this file"