Slashdot Mirror


User: The+Evil+Couch

The+Evil+Couch's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
636
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 636

  1. Re:Whats the difference? on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    Actually, Sikhs have specific underwear as part of their core beliefs. If all you want out of a religion is underpants, they can hook you up.

  2. Re:Perspective on China Buying US Directed Sound 'Weapon' · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the hell is Slashdot coming to when a post including "jk", ";)", "rofl", and "P.S. ... you're dumb" gets modded up? Grammar Nazis, you guys are slacking off!

  3. Re:Support Our troops on DVD Porn Viruses Ravage US Soldiers' Computers · · Score: 1

    The command to stop exercising, "and relax", suddenly takes on new meaning in this context.

  4. Re:Moonlets? on Earth May Once Have Had Multiple Moons · · Score: 1

    I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

  5. Re:Dear MADD, on MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene · · Score: 1

    I prefer to punish people who actually do harm. There's nothing wrong with charging a drunk driver who kills someone with manslaughter or 2nd degree murder and throwing his ass in jail and permanently revoking his license for when he gets out.
    Indeed. That someone was drunk should be a damning bit of evidence at a murder trial, not an extenuating circumstance that makes them some how less responsible for their actions.
  6. Re:Where are the mods? on Unix Group Takes UK Standards Body To Court Over OOXML · · Score: 1

    I usually get mod points about once a week or two and haven't seen any come my way in about the past three weeks. It's kind of weird, but it didn't occur to me that the same might be happening to other people until you mentioned the relatively low level of moderation lately.

  7. Re:I for one do not welcome the new 4th ed overlor on D&D 4th Edition Game System License Announced · · Score: 1

    Its been my experience that combat is the most memorable part of the game. People I know recall fun and funny moments of DND combat from nearly 20 years ago, not plot points.
    I don't mind having a combat-heavy game. Those can be a hell of a lot of fun. What I was trying to get at was that previously, you basically had no choice; you had to spend more time in combat than you did role-playing. With 4th edition, you can make your own choice; you can knock out a big fight in a half hour or less and have time for loads of round-table party talking, or you can throw on more combats. It's all up to how you want to play it. Which is how I think the game should be.
  8. Re:I for one do not welcome the new 4th ed overlor on D&D 4th Edition Game System License Announced · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While I was never a fan of Drizzit (sorry emo/angsty/goth kids)
    I fail to see what being a fan of Drizzt has to do with being a moody kid. Considering that about half of them have made the NYT bestseller list, R.A. Salvatore's fan base is likely considerably larger than you think it is.

    I also find it amusing that you point out stereotypically whiny kids groups and then spend the next five paragraphs complaining about how everything used to be better "back in the day". Fourth edition D&D is all about stripping out rules that shouldn't matter, because it gets in the way of telling a good story. After playing a few of the public play tests, I have to say that I haven't been this excited about D&D since my uncle described my first dungeon, back in '85. Combat is tactically interesting and flows quickly. In all of the earlier editions of D&D encounters ate up most of the play time, because it took so damn long to get through big fights. In fourth edition, instead of spending 10 minutes on plot and 2 hours on combat, most games will be able to split their time more or less evenly between the two.

    Also, the reason why Eberron got so much more love than Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance in the past few years is because Eberron's new. There's an entire universe of things that people don't know about it. On the other hand, between the 100+ novels and sourcebooks, Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance are pretty well defined. It's really hard to fill a sourcebook with new information. They could retread the old material, but that's boring for everyone except new players and people that are really rabid about their campaign setting.
  9. Re:So..... on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 1

    No, no. I assure you that Professor Ripley is quite certain that nuking it from orbit is the only way to be sure.

  10. Re:So..... on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 1

    I've heard that nuking it from orbit is the only way to be sure.

  11. Fact check on aisle 4. Fact check on aisle 4. on Iron Man's New Villain — an Open Source Terrorist · · Score: 2, Informative

    "In a recent CBR interview about his new continuation of the Marvel comic-book series 'Invincible Iron Man,' Matt Faction provides information about the the new series (debut will be May 7).
    The writer's name is Matt FRACTION.
  12. Oh your god! Ponies! on Two Totally Unique Star Systems Discovered · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I, for one, welcome our new binary peanut star dwelling pony overlords.

  13. Re:Get the Facts is a better tag. on MacBook Air First To Be Compromised In Hacking Contest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, the walk of shame with a $3,000 laptop that's highly ebay-able and $10,000 in prize money. I wish someone shamed me like that.

  14. Re:Somewhat pointless? on Is There Room For a Secure Web Browser? · · Score: 1

    [insert ASCII art of a joke flying over your head here]
    [insert "whooshing" sound effect here]

    He's pointing out that users are not typically found between the monitor and the keyboard. Now, if the poster had said "monitor and chair" or "keyboard and chair", it'd make a lot more sense.

  15. Re:The wussification of a people is complete.... on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 1

    Anyone that can confuse a Nerf gun with a real gun is an idiot and needs to identify themselves, so they can be slapped.

  16. Re:Light pollution on A Super-Efficient Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    Switch streetlights to a 33% duty cycle with pseudo-random (or really random) timing
    Oh no. I'm not doing that. Last thing I need is for all the lights in front of me to randomly shut down sequentially until I'm left alone in the dark with a Skaarj.
  17. Re:I'm wondering on Would a National Biometric Authentication Scheme Work? · · Score: 1

    Identity theft and various other forms of fraud, which cause several billions of dollars of loss to private citizens?

  18. Re:Can you hear me Major Tom? on Space Planes to Meet 'Big Demand' For Tourism · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They don't have to be functional in space; they're sight-seeing passengers. They're not going to be conducting scientific experiments under funky conditions. They're going to be sitting in their seats, snapping pictures and drooling about how awesome it is. The more enterprising of them will be collecting and selling said "space drool" for thousands of dollars an ounce.

  19. Re:Big surprise on MPAA Touts Record Year For Hollywood · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are actually some very high quality films coming out this year. Iron Man? The Dark Knight?
    Yeah. Good job, Hollywood. Way to take a chance on a pair of unknown characters, with only 50 years of history and associated revenues far into the millions each.

    I'm being facetious, of course; Iron Man's only been around for 45 years.
  20. Re:I'm not worried, because... on Unreal Creator Proclaims PCs are Not For Gaming · · Score: 1

    Metroid Prime was the only FPS I've EVER played on console which had that lame auto-lock mechanic.
    Actually, it probably wasn't. It was probably just the only one where you noticed it. A lot of console FPS games will move your point of aim slightly from where your cursor actually is. It's present in all of the Halos and a fair amount of other games. If you'd like to check to what extent it is, you should load the game in question up in multiplayer and aim and a friend's head. Then strafe until your cursor is no longer in line with his head. In the Halo games, your reticle will usually still remain red and still give you a headshot if you pull the trigger with a one-shot kill weapon. Metroid Prime was just the first to make it painfully obvious that the game was aiming for you.
  21. Re:It's a difficult balance on Facebook Interviewer Heckled at Web Conference · · Score: 1

    You can prevent "Save as",
    No, you can't. Using a javascript to do retarded things upon a right-click is old hat. Modern browsers let users disable that functionality.

    you can't keep them from taking a simple screen cap and cropping it. Even if you could, it's always possible to point a good camera at a good monitor and get a near-perfect
    Yeah, or someone could take 10 seconds to scan through the page's source code for images or use the handy "Media" tab in Firefox's "page info". Then, they have a direct link to all of the images in the document and can take whatever they want.
  22. Re:Holy Power Levels Batman!!! on D&D 4th Edition Details Released · · Score: 1

    I don't know the racial modifiers for Tiefling under 4th edition, but assuming a +2 to Int and no other modifiers, it's a 31 point build. High-powered, certainly, but not insane. Most current games play somewhere between 25 and 32 points.

  23. Re:As of now on Mozilla Hitting 'Brick Walls' Getting Firefox on Phones · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but Firefox has this plugin. And it's really hard to find a more useful one.

  24. Re:Eeek! on DARPA Funds Development on Modular Satellite Network · · Score: 1

    Surely you mean "power cycle".

  25. Re:Gravity Assist on Astronomers Say Dying Sun Will Engulf Earth · · Score: 1

    That would cause the Earth's year to grow longer. We should create holidays on the new days, in honor of the helpful robots. We could name them Robonukah and Robanza.