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  1. Re:No Experience? on Ideal Linux System for Newbies? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The majority of them want to run the installer CD and then just have everything be set up and work.

    Me, I'm an old hpux admin. I like a distro that I have to spend all day installing. I like it even better if I need a 2nd computer to solve problems.

  2. Re:Just like a real deer. on Robotic Deer to Fight Illegal Hunting · · Score: 1

    Fantastic: We killed the wolf, we killed the coyote, and now we're creating a device to reduce the number of the deer's last remaining predator.

    Note, hunting on the road is not good. Roads attract people.

    What does hunting on the road from your running vehicle with the headlights blinding the animal have to do with wolves? Do you mind if fishermen use depth charges near your beach? They would if you let them.

  3. Re:fast booting TVs ? on Why Do Computers Take So Long to Boot Up? · · Score: 1

    One year ago I bought a 32" Acer LCD TV. I thought, they make good laptops, lets try this... it has great specs and is so cheap (for at the time). But alas, I noticed how slow it turned on. And I noticed how slow it was to change channels. That was fine, but the visual artifacts and color banding was enough for me to take it back and learn what I was doing. I read AVS Forum and drove around town. Then I did it, I bought a $3500 TV the same size and guess what. It turns on fast, changes channes fast, and has no display bugs (even with SD yes). So moral of story, if you are picky, you get what you pay for.

  4. Re:Errr.... on Why Do Computers Take So Long to Boot Up? · · Score: 1

    It was a big deal when we got "instant-on" TV's.

    But I missed the dot when turned off. Not the waiting for on part though. How many kids would play with turning off a TV set I wonder.

  5. Let them quit! on What's the Problem With US High Schools? · · Score: 1

    If there are no peasants then there can be no upper class after all.

  6. NASA Shades the Earth on Stop Global Warming With Smog? · · Score: 1

    This just in: NASA engineers have desided to stop global warming without more chemical experiments. They are going to put a semi-transparent sun shade in orbit around the sun. It will evenly block 30% of the suns rays from hitting the earth. Says Pizpot, a Slashdot reader, "Why didn't I think of that"?

  7. Re:Good solution, wrong problems on Verifiable Elections Via Cryptography · · Score: 1

    Regarding the topic of counting all the votes the same day as the election:

    Why can a country with 30 million people do it with paper ballots?

    "oh we have 300 million people... that is too many more to count"

    AND my answer to that is BS! You have 10 times more counters, so what is the problem? The paper ballot system does so scale.

    DUH!

  8. Re:I'll take a stab ... on Is the Microsoft/Novell Deal a Litigation Bomb? · · Score: 1

    7. some geek dresses in black and shoots someone's kid? are they crazy?

  9. Re:Not very Intelligent design on Viral Fossil Brought Back To Life · · Score: 1

    If human beings were designed, it seems to be a poor design to include copies of viruses in it

    Hint, hint... only the ignorant would entertain a belief in god. Or else, playing along to fit in and get rich.

  10. Re:Where is my tinfoil hat? on More Voting Shenanigans in Florida · · Score: 1

    You seem to have never used a touch screen in your life. Allow me to explain: They are always poorly calibrated peices of shit due to the seperation between the display and the sensors.

    Well then, how come the one at my orthdontist office works so good? It shows a list of patient names and you pick yours. The names are listed vertically in a slightly large font. It never gets my pick wrong. I go there every 2-4 weeks for the last 2 years.

  11. Re:Who didn't see this coming? on YouTube Removed 30,000 Japanese Videos from Site · · Score: 1

    Can you think of a better way for Google to withdraw $1.5 million dollars from its stocks? I bet the Youtube guys bribed them a billion to do the deal. So what if it is for nothing... a billion bucks is a billion bucks.

  12. Re:Simple Child Care on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 1

    Why not just pass a law that parents can't use the public legal system to sue public schools?

  13. Re:FUD on What a Vista Upgrade Will Really Cost You · · Score: 1

    but they are not going to try and save $500 in hardware costs only to increase support costs by several times that

    We would rather not get confused and have two image cds to keep track of. That would double our blank cd cost by %100. And cd storage space would be double to. Also, it sounds better if we try to standardise things because standards are good. Look, we had lunch with the sales rep... it all makes sense. And oh yeah, we are turning off "zip" attachments for email too. Zip files can contain viruses.

  14. Re:Asset, under certain circumstances. on Amazon's A9 Drops Retained Data Methods · · Score: 1

    but I doubt they'll be able to use it effectively in criminal trials.

    Since when do terrorists go to trial?

  15. Re:Asset, under certain circumstances. on Amazon's A9 Drops Retained Data Methods · · Score: 1

    That is OK with me.

    It is also ok with me if the program that Amazon uses to log my searches is upgraded now and then to correct mistakes. Like the time, it confused your IP address with that guy from Fargo, who searched for bombs, anthrax and big shoes with false heels. Like heck it is.

  16. Sting Theory on Is String Theory Really a Scientific Theory? · · Score: 1

    Enough already. Here it is in black and white:

    Another suburban family morning
    Grandmother screaming at the wall

    We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
    We can't hear anything at all
    Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
    But we all know her suicides are fake
    Daddy only stares into the distance
    There's only so much more that he can take
    Many miles away
    Something crawls from the slime
    At the bottom of a dark
    Scottish lake

    Another industrial ugly morning
    Tha factory belches filth into the sky
    He walks unhindered through the picket lines today
    He doesn't think to wonder why
    The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street
    But all he ever thinks to do is watch
    And every so called meeting with his so called superior
    Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
    Many miles away
    Something crawls to the surface
    Of a dark Scottish loch

    Another working day has ended
    Only the rush hour hell to face
    Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
    Contestants in a suicidal race
    Daddy crips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
    He knows that something somewhere has to break
    He sees the family home now looming in his headlights
    The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
    Many miles away
    There's a shadow on the door
    Of a cottage on the shore
    Of a dark Scottish lake

    Many miles away
    Many miles away
    Many miles away
    Many miles away
    Many miles away...

  17. Re:PS: slashdot already handles this on Sony Announces Global Battery Recall · · Score: 1

    Hey pizpot, use the "Plain Old Text" input type and it will already do this for you. It also allows HTML tags in the "Plain Old Text" posting format.

    Cool, I missed that by not looking in the drop box. All this time I though something was loopy. Makes me think the default should be changed, or is everyone writing their posts in Composer and pasting them into slashdot. Thanks eh.

  18. Re:Why do the explode? on Sony Announces Global Battery Recall · · Score: 1

    Just in case some of you are wondering why these batteries explode. A scientific summary would be: They become overcharged.

    I thought it was when metal particles from the machine fall into the battery while it is being created. The layers or lithium are thin and rolled up and the metal can create a short due to vibration or thermal contraction. Then the battery shorts itself and starts a metal fire.

    PS: Hey slashdot, you can filter out carriage returns and newline characters and replace them with HTML br with the following perl commands.

    $string =~ s/\r\n/####/isg;
    $string =~s/\n/####/isg; #Where #### is the HTML br tag. Am I missing something?

  19. Re:The worst way for this to happen to Sony on Sony Announces Global Battery Recall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wait till a house catches fire and someone dies. Then Sony really will be a 4-letter word.

  20. Re:I call "Snake oil" on Untraceable Messaging Service Raises a Few Eyebrows · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... It is more than a honeypot, if you think about the state of the USA. Anyone who even contacts the company will be put on terror lists. Gasp.

  21. Re:I call "Snake oil" on Untraceable Messaging Service Raises a Few Eyebrows · · Score: 1

    So, it is a honeypot. LOL

  22. Re:ScatterChat (you've given it away) on Untraceable Messaging Service Raises a Few Eyebrows · · Score: 1

    ... JEEP at 50 mph...

    maybe they could bounce a laser off the roof/window of the jeep and listen that way.

  23. my self cleaning keyboard on Self Cleaning Mouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find the best way to clean a keyboard is dump a cup of coffee on it. The replacement is generally spotless! (remind me not to try to disasemble another keyboard--obviously made by aliens)

  24. bubble time on Self Cleaning Mouse · · Score: 1

    Just bleach your whole place, and seal it with plastic. Then stay in side.

  25. Re:ok, so the game gives him MORE than promised on The Myth of the 40 Hour Game · · Score: 1

    Yes mazes suck! Like my shiney box of Doom3 CDs that are still shiney. After playing for 2 hours and not getting out of the first level I moved on.

    The next ID software game will be their first that I do not buy on day one. Normally I trust them.