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Viral Fossil Brought Back To Life

hey hey hey writes "In a controversial study, researchers have resurrected a retrovirus that infected our ancestors millions of years ago and now sits frozen in the human genome. Published online by Genome Research this week, the study may shed new light on the history of these genomic intruders, as well as their role in tumors. Although this particular virus, dubbed Phoenix, is a wimpy one, some argue that resuscitating any ancient virus is inherently risky and that the study should have undergone stricter reviews."

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  1. Hmmm... by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this the plot of one of the Final Fantasy games?

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of Parasite Eve.

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by Mike+Savior · · Score: 1

      Parasite Eve involved mitochondria taking over the body, not necessarily an ancient virus.

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    3. Re:Hmmm... by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      You may be talking about Final Fantasy 7 where a viral creature called Jenova got frozen in a glacier, was later discovered by humans, and eventually used to "enhance" soldiers. This allowing the main boss to have limited control over them (or the cells controlled Sephiroth, fans argue over this). Course, the cells were simply dormant, not ressurected.

    4. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about that, but it was certainly the plot behind one of my favourite sci-fi novels, Darwin's Radio by Greg Bear, in which a HERV (dubbed by the scientists as SHEVA) is discovered to be the mechanism by which humans have evolved, causing rapid evolution of a foetus in-utero.

      Great book - read it if you get a chance and like that sort of thing...

  2. Andromeda strain by zeroharmada · · Score: 3, Insightful

    need I say more

    1. Re:Andromeda strain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the andromeda strain was alien not ancient

    2. Re:Andromeda strain by cloricus · · Score: 1

      Mmm nothing ghastly. I'd say that if they beat it back then we'd own it these days as our immune systems are rather advanced in comparison.

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    3. Re:Andromeda strain by modecx · · Score: 1

      Mmm nothing ghastly. I'd say that if they beat it back then we'd own it these days as our immune systems are rather advanced in comparison.

      I'd reckon that we didn't beat it back then either, if it's in our DNA.

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    4. Re:Andromeda strain by cloricus · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you define beat; we beat chickenpox by making sure every child had it so it was rare that it mutated into the worse form later in life.

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    5. Re:Andromeda strain by modecx · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you define beat; we beat chickenpox by making sure every child had it so it was rare that it mutated into the worse form later in life.

      Well, I look at it this way: some retrovirus one of our ancestors picked up a million years ago, but didn't kill him, could still be causing things like diabetes, arthritis, MS, various cancers, or any number of things, all without secondary infections.

      On the other hand, chicken pox sticks around in the body, but it doesn't become part of our genome... And it's thought that chicken pox reactivation (shingles, which still affects a lot of people) is sometimes caused because the immune system 'forgets' the chicken pox virus because there aren't kids with chicken pox trying to infect adults, which means that we still haven't beat chicken pox, in the sense that it's still around haunting millions of us, like all the other herpes viruses, but that we have beat it in the sense that few people die from it nowadays.

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    6. Re:Andromeda strain by scbysnx · · Score: 1

      who's to say this isn't and ancient alien virus?

    7. Re:Andromeda strain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps the virus is an ancient alien.

    8. Re:Andromeda strain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No thread about chickenpox is complete without this link.

      Cute guy, btw, despite his chickenpox!

    9. Re:Andromeda strain by laejoh · · Score: 0
      ... could still be causing things like diabetes, arthritis, MS, various cancers, or any number of things, all without secondary infections.

      Everytime there's an artcle about virusses (virii!) the slashdot crowd goes in a frenzy. Stop the Microsoft bashing please!!

    10. Re:Andromeda strain by noigmn · · Score: 1
      Well, I look at it this way: some retrovirus one of our ancestors picked up a million years ago, but didn't kill him, could still be causing things like diabetes, arthritis, MS, various cancers, or any number of things, all without secondary infections.
      The old human endogenous retrovirus in the apple trick! That Eve...
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    11. Re:Andromeda strain by budgenator · · Score: 1

      how can it be alien, it was taken out of the HUMAN GENOME, it's part of us! Hell if they Genetically Engineered a person without who knows maybe his belly-button would fall off!

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    12. Re:Andromeda strain by inviolet · · Score: 1
      how can it be alien, it was taken out of the HUMAN GENOME, it's part of us!

      And how do you suppose it GOT IN THERE?

      But seriously. Didn't you see the Star Trek episode where they explained all this? :)

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    13. Re:Andromeda strain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that some of the [more crackpot] theories on human existence say that we are either evolved alien pets, or evolved from an alien trashpile? (That spot looks good, flush the septic over there, k'bob.)

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    14. Re:Andromeda strain by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      You mean we have -- in our very genes -- the code for crystalline creatures that can directly convert matter to energy?
      Cool!

      (Man, I loved Andromeda Strain right up until the last 10% of the book, and then I grew to hate it intensely.)

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    15. Re:Andromeda strain by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Well, if you consider the Ancients aliens, that's how it can be alien. :)

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    16. Re:Andromeda strain by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I felt the same way. "Oh no, the most horrible disease in history! If we don't find a cure, it could kill everything on Earth? Oh, wait, no, it eats rubber now. THE END."

  3. phirst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    phirst

    1. Re:phirst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      phailed.

  4. Wonderful by BIGELLOW · · Score: 1

    Next, scientists (out of sheer curiosity) will see what happens when a black hole is created at the very center of Earth. After all, the theory behind gravity itself is that the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity. So, even something as powerful as a black hole coexisting at the center of Earth should only make a minimal impact, right? Right?

    1. Re:Wonderful by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Informative

      Err, no, at the center of the Earth gravitational pull wouldn't be infinite. Rather, there wouldn't be any.

      The mistake you're making is trying to do the calculation with Earth's mass and zero radius. But the thing is the gravity doesn't come from a tiny point in the center, that's just a simplification. As you go inside the earth, there's going to be more and more matter over you pulling in the opposite direction. Were you to end up in the center there would be no gravity at all, as the matter around you would pull equally in every direction.

    2. Re:Wonderful by burndive · · Score: 1
      After all, the theory behind gravity itself is that the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity

      Not sure what you're smoking on that one.

      If you were at the center of the earth, you would feel no net gravitational pull from the earth (i.e., you would experience weigtlessness), however, the earth would feel your gravitational pull.

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    3. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you go inside the earth, there's going to be more and more matter over you pulling in the opposite direction. Were you to end up in the center there would be no gravity at all, as the matter around you would pull equally in every direction.

      That happened to me once.

    4. Re:Wonderful by BIGELLOW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but the further away from the center of gravity you get, the weaker the gravitational pull. And, the closer you get to the center of gravity the greater the gravitational pull. I understand your point, though, that as you dig down into the Earth, the gravity of the matter above you would begin to counteract the gravity of the matter below you. Reaching the center causes you to meet the equilibrium. However, if one were to assume the gravitational pull at the center of the Earth was actually zero, there would be no reason for the matter at the center of the Earth to remain where it is... EXCEPT for the fact that the matter above it is pulling it down. The same could be said about all layers of matter until you reach the surface. It goes against logical thinking that the only reason the Earth is being held together is due to the weaker gravitational forces at the surface pushing down on the matter at the depths of stronger gravitational forces. If you were to over-think this process, by digging a hole to the center of the Earth, you would essentially be changing the center of gravity's location. A little like chasing the end of the rainbow to me. Perhaps there is also something to be said by the density of the atmosphere. Since the density of the atmosphere is less dense the higher you go, wouldn't it become more dense the further you get to the center of the Earth? If that's the case, what kind of buoyant effect would it have to counteract the pull of gravity? Perhaps due to this, it would be impossible to drill down so far since the densities would become presumably greater and greater as would the atmospheric pressure. Anyway, I still think it's a bad idea to tinker around with otherwise inactive organisms or viruses.

    5. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very good stuff you are smoking there, where can I get some?

      The matter at the centre of the earth is not remaining where it is, it is in orbit around the sun and thus moving very quickly. But even considering the earth in isolation, there is quite a thickens of rock on top, all subjected to gravity. Ok, the strength of the fiel is reducing as you go down, but the cumulative pressure due to the layers on top keeps going up, so down at the bottom you have enough pressure to make diamonds.

      Yes, the air gets more dense as you go down too. Take a barometer down a deep mine next time you get the chance. But not dense enough to make rocks float. You would need to consider the termperature as well, to determine if the atmosphere would liquify before the density got high enough to float rocks. But anyway, you can't make a hole that deep since the rocks will collapse into it under the extreme pressure at some depth

    6. Re:Wonderful by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity

      Wrong.

      . . .a black hole coexisting at the center of Earth should only make a minimal impact, right?

      Right.

      KFG

    7. Re:Wonderful by AJWM · · Score: 1

      . . .a black hole coexisting at the center of Earth should only make a minimal impact, right?

      Right.


      If the black hole was created at the center of the Earth, no problem. It's when it is created at the surface and falls down, and through the center, eating a little bit of matter on the way down, then back up the other side, then down again, and up, and down, and up... Then we have a problem.

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    8. Re:Wonderful by alienmole · · Score: 1
      . . .a black hole coexisting at the center of Earth should only make a minimal impact, right?
      Right.
      Hmm? It completely depends on the mass of the black hole, and as the other response points out, how it got there. If terrorists from the future (aliens are so passe) teleported a large enough black hole to the center of the Earth, we'd get hoovered up right quick.
    9. Re:Wonderful by kfg · · Score: 1

      It completely depends on the mass of the black hole, and as the other response points out, how it got there.

      Absolutely.

      KFG

    10. Re:Wonderful by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      That sounds kinda familiar....

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    11. Re:Wonderful by AJWM · · Score: 1

      That sounds kinda familiar....

      It should. Larry Niven did it to Mars back in 1973 (the January '74 edition of "Analog") with "The Hole Man", and won the Hugo for it.

      Thanks for the link, BTW. I hadn't heard of Escape Pod. Yet another market, if a small one. (The sketch on the page is an interesting coincidence -- I just started my NaNoWriMo novel, "The Martian War" (aka "The War of the Worlds: The True Story"). Earth wasn't quite so defenseless as Wells lets on, and Nikola Tesla is implicated in both attracting the Martians, and helping defeat them by duplicating their heat ray. More to it than just that, of course.)

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    12. Re:Wonderful by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      at the very center of Earth. After all, the theory behind gravity itself is that the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity.


      Nope. At the center of Earth, gravity is zero. The formula of gravity inside a massive body is F=GrMm/R^3, where r is the distance from center, and R the radius of the (sperical) body.

    13. Re:Wonderful by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      However, if one were to assume the gravitational pull at the center of the Earth was actually zero, there would be no reason for the matter at the center of the Earth to remain where it is

      Bigellow, meet the laws of motion. A body at rest remains at rest unless acted on by a force. The gravitational pull at the earth's centre is (or pretty much) because there is (pretty much) an equal amount of force acting in every direction. That's a net force of zero. Let's not get sidetracked by common sense - we don't want to teach bad science. Won't somebody please think of the children?

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    14. Re:Wonderful by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      " The same could be said about all layers of matter until you reach the surface."

      no it couldnt. each time you moved up a layer, you would be increasing the amount of mass on one side of you and reducing the amount on the other side, thereby gradually increasing the amount of acceleration in one particular direction you would experience due to gravity, ie. your weight.

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    15. Re:Wonderful by noigmn · · Score: 1

      I would've started the complaining about bad science when people suggested we could create a black hole capable of eating up the earth. Or that any black hole we can create on earth would be capable of it.

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    16. Re:Wonderful by noigmn · · Score: 1

      I would suggest if the black hole was on the Earth's surface and was massive enough to sustain itself and to consume parts of the Earth. Then the Earth would most likely be falling into it.

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    17. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, the theory behind gravity itself is that the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity.

      Do you mean center of the Earth? The gravitational pull on an object at the center of the Earth is zero as it is surrounded by equal mass on all sides.

    18. Re:Wonderful by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Cool cool cool, I'll have to remember that for the next time I'm harassing a Hollow Earther, maybe if I play around with the equations enough, I could get the "people living in the center to explode due to "tidal" forces!

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    19. Re:Wonderful by larkost · · Score: 1

      Once you get past the "creating a black hole" part, the size of it reallly does not matter. As long as it can start sucking matter into it it will eventually get arround to devoring all matter around it. And as long as you don't start introducing pesky things like real numbers into the conversation, superconductors do product environment that are on the way to how we think that black holes are created in.

    20. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to eat the Earth. All it has to do is suck up all of our atmosphere. Bye bye, human race.

      Seriously, anyone who thinks it's 'ok' to go around creating hundreds of nanoblackholes at a time just aren't thinking clearly.

      You can read more about the issues here

    21. Re:Wonderful by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

      "After all, the theory behind gravity itself is that the gravitational pull is infinite at the center of gravity."

      I assume you flunked physics 101. The Earth's gravity is maximal at its surface, as you tunnel towards its geometric center (which is also the Earth's center of gravity) the net gravitational force steadily declines until it is 0 at the center.

    22. Re:Wonderful by CagedBear · · Score: 1
      created at the surface and falls down, and through the center, eating a little bit of matter on the way down, then back up the other side, then down again, and up, and down, and up
      "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka"
    23. Re:Wonderful by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Well yes, but if we are talking about a black hole, I doubt a human body could comfortably fit in a point thats either infinitely small, or a plank volume.

    24. Re:Wonderful by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

      Actually, the net force anywhere inside a symmetric spherical shell of matter is zero. Do the math. ;)

    25. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . .a black hole coexisting at the center of Earth should only make a minimal impact, right?

      Right.


      The center of the earth is under a lot of pressure, right? Wouldn't a black hole there be an easy way to release that pressure -- matter gets pushed into the black hole, rather than sucked in? And wouldn't the pressure cause whatever space was vacated by that matter to be filled? Seems to me the earth would squeeze itself into the black hole.

    26. Re:Wonderful by budgenator · · Score: 1

      That's no fun, can't we pretend that it's enough of an oblate spheroid, and there's supposed to be whole cities on the inside, surely that would be enough asymmetry to explode a few space aliens for the hollow earthers. Beside all of those aliens use anti-gravity drives on their space ships, how else could they nullify the ships mass and accelerate past the speed of light, that alone has to cause a few asymmetries.

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    27. Re:Wonderful by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      Nanoblackhole meet Stephen Hawking. His (unproven) theory of black hole radiation predicts nanoblackholes would have a lifetime measured in nanoseconds. If he's correct, we don't have a lot to worry about until we can make black holes that actually have some mass to them. A black hole that could be created at the LHC would have an event horizon smaller than a proton. Tell me, just how does it swallow anything at all?

    28. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... someone hasn't been paying attention.

      Hawking just two years ago said that he was WRONG about Hawking radiation. So even a nanoblackhole doesn't 'evaporate'.

      Second, the actual size of the event horizon isn't as big of an issue as you would hope. For every particle it picks up, it grows bigger. First a quark, then a proton then an atom then a molecule and then we're off to our gas tanks.

      And then you have hundreds, if not thousands of these things made per day. You don't think that they will congregate? The event horizon will be a lot bigger than a proton if a few thousand of these NBHs get together.

      It's a bad, bad idea.

    29. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of that story from the book Thrice Out Of Time.

    30. Re:Wonderful by noigmn · · Score: 1

      Don't some basic nuclear forces come into play here?

      The fact a black hole can suck in matter and make it part of the singularity is to do with the gravitational force involved being able to overpower the nuclear forces and colapse the nucleus. The little black holes created on earth might run into matter but if anything I'd guess they would just stick to it or give it some energy.
      Maybe they'll make new materials like C-H-blackhole. ;)

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  5. Really interesting by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    A virus that's been sitting in our genome is resurrected. I wonder what else is in there? I know we have a whole host of transposons that like to jump around and usually don't do any harm.

    1. Re:Really interesting by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Now why on earth would the supreme ping bunny embed a virus in our genes?

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    2. Re:Really interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a large amount of transposons were originally viruses that got stably incorporated into our genome

    3. Re:Really interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why on earth would the supreme ping bunny embed a virus in our genes?

      It's just in case he has to teach us another lesson. Spank me honey bunny, yeah!

  6. Dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, greater minds than mine are working on this. But can someone explain why this is dangerous if this retrovirus is already part of our genome?

    1. Re:Dangerous? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      It's the difference between looking at the source code, and compiling and running it. The code for this virus is sitting there in our genome, but it doesn't get run in the normal course of events.

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    2. Re:Dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like it's still sitting in the repository, but isn't being included by any core parts of the system...

  7. because thats what we really need... by spagetti_code · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a new (retro)virus.

    I mean - I was just saying the other day to a friend, I haven't
    seen a new virus in ages... just the same old ebola, HIV,
    flu, H5N1, herpes... I mean YAWN. Where's the excitement in
    those? /sarcasm

    1. Re:because thats what we really need... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Just because a virus exists doesn't mean it's going to immediately INFEKT TEH WORLLD! Smallpox the virus still exists in two chambers in Atlanta and Moscow. Smallpox the disease hasn't been seen for years.

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    2. Re:because thats what we really need... by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      Just for pedantics, Ebola is not a retrovirus. It's a filovirus.

      In fact, out of the ones you listed, only HIV is a retrovirus.

      Unless you're punning.

    3. Re:because thats what we really need... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      You people are so pessimistic. Next you'll be saying that my perfectly harmless experiments to re-animate formerly living tissue could somehow have unforeseen, disastrous consequences!

    4. Re:because thats what we really need... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Sounds like those on your list could use some viral marketing.

      Bemopolis

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    5. Re:because thats what we really need... by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but only if the blood of said tissue is replaced with Worcestershire Sauce.

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    6. Re:because thats what we really need... by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      It still exists in CDC Atlanta, and we know some still exists at Vector, but what's to say that Vector wasn't plundered during the collapse of the Soviet Union? Or at anytime? I think it's more than likely that some has worked it's way out at some point, or during the stock destruction in the 90's. Some microbiologists did not want to see those stocks destroyed. Oh, and Vector is in Siberia, not Moscow ;) I'm assuming your referring to the Moscow institute for viral preparation.

    7. Re:because thats what we really need... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      everything old becomes new once again... just like bell bottoms

  8. Very interesting by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Only 3% of the genome is genes, the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas, and coded critters like this one that sit in your DNA like "sunken ships". There are like 200 copies of reverse transcriptase in the human genome, different versions, all in this junk DNA. Reverse transcriptase has absolutely no legitimate purpose in a eukaryote. It can take a segment of RNA (usually viral RNA), convert it into DNA, and stich it into your genome. Only viruses need to do that. The RNA itself has code for reverse transcriptase, and we see it in our chromosomes all over the place, this gene that is useful to viruses and no one else. It's the most common gene in your body.

    Viruses have a lytic cycle where they express nasty genes and build capsids inside you, and a lysogenic cycle, where they adopt a different strategy- they get into your DNA, become part of the junk DNA, and they replicate during normal cell division along with all the rest of your DNA.

    Junk DNA has all sorts of nasty critters in it. One trick your body uses is to carpet especially infectious regions with methyl groups via cytosine methylation. Basically the idea is that the methyl groups jam up the machinery that comes along to express proteins, so if the proteins are viral, you can "comment them out" that way. When a cell divides, both strands of its DNA have methylated cytosines in the same regions. After the DNA replicates you have two methylated daughter strands, each coupled with a brand new complimentary strand. This complimentary strand has no methyl groups on it. So a clever enzyme comes along, DNA methyltransferase. It has a regulatory domain and a catalytic domain. The regulatory domain runs across the DNA feeling it for methyl groups. If it finds them on one strand, the catalytic domain deposits methyl groups on the other strand. That way, the stretch of DNA can be marked as "bad news" in a way that is heritable, despite the fact that no actual DNA sequence is being "inherited". As far as where the initial methylation signal came from, that can probably be put down to natural selection.

    1. Re:Very interesting by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      "Only 3% of the genome is genes, the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas, and coded critters like this one that sit in your DNA like "sunken ships"." So, you mean, it's like Microsoft source code?

    2. Re:Very interesting by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had read recently in Popular Science that said researchers discovered that alot of what we thought was junk DNA is actually regulatory code that operates in coordination and in response to the environment of protiens and enzymes to turn genes on and off and change the folding of the DNA structure itself. I think they called the idea, the epigenome, if anyone else knows more. (I forget which issue. It may have been Scientific American instead.)

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    3. Re:Very interesting by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Only viruses need to do that. The RNA itself has code for reverse transcriptase, and we see it in our chromosomes all over the place, this gene that is useful to viruses and no one else.

      Was the original genome 1.0 written by Microsoft, by any chance? I suggest we start looking in our DNA for Bill Gates' copyright notices.

    4. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reverse transcriptase has absolutely no legitimate purpose in a eukaryote."
      What about TERT??? Dont we use reverse transcriptase for telomere repair?

    5. Re:Very interesting by E++99 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Only 3% of the genome is genes, the rest is junk DNA...

      Based on what? We only JUST mapped out the 3% that encodes protiens (the genes). Science does not know what the rest of the DNA does or does not do. There is certainly no study that I can find that offers proof that it is unused. It's the furthering of the trend of treating ignorance as if it were knowledge. If they had intellectual honesty, instead of proclaiming DNA 97% junk, they'd proclaim themselves 97% ignorant. Labeling of it as "junk," especially in our infancy, or rather fetushood, of understanding DNA, is the absolute pinnacle of scientific arrogance. Maybe next they'll look up at the sky, and seeing clear proof of life around one star, and none around the others, declare all the rest "junk stars."
    6. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we do have legitimate reverse transcriptases. One that springs to mind is telomerase.

    7. Re:Very interesting by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative
      "Only 3% of the genome is genes, the rest is junk DNA..."
        Based on what? We only JUST mapped out the 3% that encodes protiens (the genes). Science does not know what the rest of the DNA does or does not do. There is certainly no study that I can find that offers proof that it is unused. It's the furthering of the trend of treating ignorance as if it were knowledge. If they had intellectual honesty, instead of proclaiming DNA 97% junk, they'd proclaim themselves 97% ignorant. Labeling of it as "junk," especially in our infancy, or rather fetushood, of understanding DNA, is the absolute pinnacle of scientific arrogance. Maybe next they'll look up at the sky, and seeing clear proof of life around one star, and none around the others, declare all the rest "junk stars."

      Dude, I'll just refer you to the Wikipedia page on Junk DNA (the bold tags are mine):

      In molecular biology, "junk" DNA is a collective label for the portions of the DNA sequence of a chromosome or a genome for which no function has yet been identified. About 97% of the human genome has been designated as "junk", including most sequences within introns and most intergenic DNA. While much of this sequence is probably an evolutionary artifact that serves no present-day purpose, some may function in ways that are not currently understood. In fact, recent studies have suggested functions for certain portions of what has been called junk DNA. Moreover, the conservation of some junk DNA over many millions of years of evolution may imply an essential function. Some consider the "junk" label as something of a misnomer, but others consider it apposite as junk is stored away for possible new uses, rather than thrown out; others prefer the term "noncoding DNA" (although junk DNA often includes transposons that encode proteins with no clear value to their host genome).
      And I didn't even edit that on Wikipedia before replying either.

      You can call it something else if you're offended, but the DNA itself won't have its feelings hurt if you call it junk.
    8. Re:Very interesting by iabervon · · Score: 1

      The part of the genome that doesn't code for proteins is hardly "junk". It's full of binding sites for regulatory molecules, sections that don't code for anything but help the molecule fold and unfold without breaking.

      It's also plausible that the viral sections you mention are kept so that the immune system can produce antibodies for them, by treating those sections of the genome as deactivated virus. This would give the organism as advantage to having those sections deactivated over not having them at all if there is active virus of those sorts out there somewhere.

      For that matter, all sorts of weird stuff going on with the immune system. As far as anyone can tell, it uses an enzyme set that does double-stranded break repair for some purpose such that if that set is not functioning, the immune system destroys the organism. Perhaps some of the regions that don't code for proteins are used as a certificate of authenticity for the organism's own cells, demonstrating that those cells have the same random strings that the immune system does. If all of the genome coded for useful proteins, the password wouldn't be secret enough.

    9. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the rest is junk DNA

      I think you're referring to introns which are, in effect, taken out of the equation as DNA replication only looks at the exons. However I wouldn't call them junk as they might do something -- otherwise what's the point of keeping them around? Maybe they are like a versioning control system so that different older DNA patterns aren't tried again.

      Then again maybe they do do something, like control gene regulation. To quote Stimpy "That's just it ... we don't know!"

    10. Re:Very interesting by alienmole · · Score: 1

      You can call it something else if you're offended, but the DNA itself won't have its feelings hurt if you call it junk.

      Arguably, if a human is offended by the use of the term "Junk DNA", then the DNA's feelings were hurt, since the ability to even have that emotional response was coded for by the respondee's DNA.

      But it's not whether the DNA's feelings are hurt, it's whether people are misled by the name. I agree with the grandparent, that using the term "junk" to refer to something that's mostly just not understood is not the best choice of name. The process of science is conducted by humans, not just by scientists but also administrators, politicians, and voters, and names that are misleading can cause real problems. Labelling the stuff we know least about as junk could prove to be a big mistake, from that perspective.

    11. Re:Very interesting by ezeri · · Score: 1

      It's not the labling as "junk" genes that is arrogance, it's
      "While much of this sequence is probably an evolutionary artifact that serves no present-day purpose, some may function in ways that are not currently understood."
      They should just be honest and admit they realy just don't know what it's purpose is. It's likely that there is far more use among these genes than they assume.

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    12. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of course! Bill Gates is God!

    13. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "commented out ideas"

      So what your implying is that there is a divine creator, and that even the divine need to comment their work or they get confused and have to rewrite it 33 times and then they don't know which variation worked properly so they compile it all and include it all in their source? Gross coding standards, my prof would have kicked this divinities ass if he were in his class - you can't just include everything you've ever written hoping something of it works out.

    14. Re:Very interesting by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Only 3% of the genome is genes, the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas, and coded critters

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    15. Re:Very interesting by espressojim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a bioinformatician who recently published a paper in Nature Genetics on Conserved Non Coding regions (non gene regions that are more highly similar than expected - the base pairs are the same), I'd have to call "Bullshit!" on this wikipedia article.

      Please don't believe everything you read on wikipedia. It might have been right if I'd read that 5 years ago, but my work, and other people's work says otherwise.

    16. Re:Very interesting by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      What about TERT??? Dont we use reverse transcriptase for telomere repair?

      Well that's not the same kind of "reverse transcriptase".

      TERT has the job of making DNA molecules longer after replication (telomere lengthening). It appends a sequence of 5'-TTAGGG (a telomere) over and over to the 3' end of a chromosome. To do this, it has an RNA template molecule inside itself with a sequence complimentary to TTAGGG, offset and repeated twice: 3'-CAAUCCCAAUC-5'. The left end of the template aligns to the end of the chromosome and hybridizes to the TTAGGG on the end. Then a new TTAGGG hybridizes to the second half of the template, is bound to the chromosome, and TERT disengages to repeat the process with another TTAGGG chunk. It's a pretty clever implementation actually. You could probably have it repeat any six base monomer other than TTAGGG by changing the RNA template molecule that it uses. Some other species use a different six base sequence for their telomeres.

      This technically counts as converting RNA to DNA, so the enzyme is called "telomerase reverse transcriptase". But it's not appending any coding DNA, it's just adding TTAGGG over and over again to give structural integrity to the chromosome. Usually "reverse transcriptase" refers to a family of enzymes with a viral origin that share ancestry and work by converting viral coding RNA into DNA with no proofreading mechanism and a high rate of error.

      It's most commonly used by retroviruses along with integrase (used by viruses to splice crud into your DNA) but retrotransposons also use it to jump around. These are genetic parasite sequences that can move around in the genome and use reverse transcriptase to make copies of themselves. LINE (long interspersed element) is a retrotransposon about 5000 bases long that inserts copies of itself all over the place. The human genome now has about 900,000 copies of LINE- fully 21% of the genome. Another 11% of the genome is SINE (short interspersed element) elements. SINE is a 500 base or less sequence. LINE has actual coding DNA in it for something that works like integrase and reverse transcriptase. That lets it copy itself along with its adjacent sequence, and insert the copy in some random place in your DNA. SINEs don't have any coding DNA- they hitch a ride along with the LINEs when they get copied, so they're parasitizing the parasites.

    17. Re:Very interesting by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      And once we really understand how all this works, some new nazi ideologist will come along and create a "bird flu" that will selectively wipe out the "enemy" based on their junk DNA that differentiates them, while the soldiers on the "good" side can freely walk among the epidemic because they are of course genetically immune, by design of the viral weapon. Then an even greater enlightened visionary will come along who will investigate whether it's possible to fuck up just any dna whatsoever with "clever code", whether it's animal, plant, single celled or virus, and of course such things always escape the lab and destruct all dna and all life on the Blue Planet we call Earth. The End. You know this stuff is interesting, but this it's worse than playing with fire, worse than playing with mutually assured destruction nuclear mindgames, because everyone and everything on this planet can get "burned" by playing with this fire, including bacteria that would happily survive and thrive in a nuclear holocaust. It wouldn't just turn back the clock of evolution - it would bust the clock to pieces. I think the slogan "fuck biotechnology" and banning all this research might not be such a bad idea, or at least "fuck biotechnology for now, let's prepare for it first before we play with this game", banning it until people can sustainably live in space, meaning in fully isolated glass bubbles, technology that can be brought back down to Earth too, and then at least you can have people and localized bioshperes living inside bubbles, which of course has its own problems, such as divergent evolution, but hey, once you know how to cure cancer, or fix the aging gene to live forever, or at least 2000 years instead of a mere 120 years that's genetically encoded, what small price is having to live in a bubble to pay?

    18. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conformation of the entire DNA strand has a lot to do with the expression levels of individual genes. Every single base pair contributes to the conformation of the DNA when it's undergoing transcription. 3% may be genes, but a large portion of the genome causes bends and folds and hydrophobic/philic regions and all sorts of secondary and tirtiary structure. Hell.. There's segments of DNA that TELL rna to convert base pairs (See RNA Editing) once it's transcribed.. So some of these funky "non coding regions" that may not necessarily be in the gene can tell an actual gene to change one of it's bases (or more) after it's been copied out of the genome.

      I recommend looking at some of Steven Wolfram's work (his book is titled "A New Kind of Science" for the amount of immense complexity that can arrise from simple underlying rules (see cellular automatons).

      This "retrovirus" got incorporated into our genes and changed the way our setup works in some small degree. It may be responsible for many positive changes. I saw an episode of House MD a while back where some crazy god kid had herpes and transfered it to a cancer patient because he was a kid and thought he was a faith healer.. This virus incorporated into this woman's genome and shrunk her cancer.

      A virus doesn't have to be a bad thing. Clearly this virus incorporated itself into our genome and we survived! Do you know what would happen if we understood how this worked?! We could engineer a retrovius that we could use to cure ANY inherited disease or cancer!

      It's not all "junk" dna and I'm not really criticizing or flaming the above poster. Just marveling at how cool the system is.

    19. Re:Very interesting by brit74 · · Score: 1
      We only JUST mapped out the 3% that encodes protiens (the genes).
      Actually, we mapped the entire sequence, of which 3% codes for genes.
      Science does not know what the rest of the DNA does or does not do. There is certainly no study that I can find that offers proof that it is unused.
      This stuff has been called "junk DNA", although most biologists are actually more careful about calling it that. They refer to is as "noncoding DNA" - it doesn't get converted into proteins. There are sections of the DNA that are non-coding and do provide functionality - promoters and suppressors, for example. These have been known for a long time. The amount of non-coding DNA that has a known function is very low (perhaps less than 1% of the non-coding DNA). There has been some evidence that sections of this DNA doesn't do anything (no biologists would claim that all non-coding DNA is non-functional, although most biologists think that most non-coding DNA does nothing). The evidence? There are pieces of genes which have been altered so much that they are non-functional (we can find their working versions elsewhere in the genome). There are pieces of viruses that have become mixed with our genome (as the original poster pointed out). When doing cross-species comparisons of these regions, they show rates of mutation in line with neutral drift (this is contrasted with working genes which tend to be highly conserved between species). There was even an experiment done a few years ago where a scientist removed 2.8 million base pairs of DNA from a mouse (apparently junk DNA based on it's rates of mutation in cross-species comparisons). The mice appeared to function normally despite the removal. The last example does not prove the DNA is non-functional, but it shows that it's functionality is somewhere between non-functional and non-obvious functionity. The moral of the story: I don't think people should call it "junk DNA" (especially when refering to all non-coding DNA), but people shouldn't jump on the occasional evidence of newly found functionality (often of some tiny section of the non-coding DNA) to claim that there's no such thing as useless DNA in our genome.
    20. Re:Very interesting by guabah · · Score: 1
      the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas, and coded critters like this one that sit in your DNA like "sunken ships".

      Just like some software projects we know about.

    21. Re:Very interesting by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      If my cells are so inherently good at commenting their code, why am i so bad at commenting mine?

    22. Re:Very interesting by Landak · · Score: 1

      Sir, you have educated me greatly, and I am pleased to discover that there are still some people with brains on Slashdot. I am most certainly not a biologist - I haven't had any studies in it post-16 - but I am a physicist with a chemical background, and your effort is very much appreciated :-).

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    23. Re:Very interesting by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      All this is fine and good, but have you (MillionthMonkey) managed to spread your own DNA? ;-)

    24. Re:Very interesting by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Hey man, since you're an expert in the field, perhaps you'd consider bringing the Wikipedia article up to date.

    25. Re:Very interesting by StressedEd · · Score: 1
      ...the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas...

      So what are you saying....? Time to refactor? ;-)

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    26. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His work is all copyrighted and shit. If he gave it to the masses, he would lose billions in Future Money(tm).

    27. Re:Very interesting by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I hereby nominate that we use the more tradition cartographers method of labeling unknown areas with "Thar be Sea monster here", it also tends to scare away the noobys and peasants

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    28. Re:Very interesting by Clifton+Beach · · Score: 1

      the rest is junk DNA which has a lot of interesting stuff like alternate versions of genes, commented out ideas, and coded critters

      ...not to mention the coded easter eggs. I've found one that's activated by pushing the little bump on the inside of your elbow.

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    29. Re:Very interesting by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      Epigenomic usually refers to processes occuring outside of the primary (ATGC) sequence. DNA methylation and histone modification are good examples of epigenomic processes. If you were to look at the DNA sequence, it would look the same but the addition of methyl groups to regulatory regions (eg CpG islands) can activate or silence genes. There is currently an effort to catalog all of the epigenomic changes in the genome which has been dubbed the 'epigenome' kind of like 'proteome' or 'transcriptome'.

    30. Re:Very interesting by GeffDE · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have gotten to the point where analogies just mislead. The immune system does not work like a cryptographic hash. The immune system never has a chance to look at the DNA of anything it is eating (not even virii). Instead, an antibody is something that binds to a surface protein. Antibodies are themselves fairly large proteins with two binding sites: one that binds to a surface protein on the "invader," whether its a bacteria, virus, cancer cell or even a regular cell (in some diseases like lupus). The other binding site binds to white blood cells, which will phagocytose (basically, eat it) the thing with the antibody stuck to it. The only thing that the immune system responds to is surface proteins, not DNA. So the "junk" portions of the DNA which do not encode for proteins are not involved at all in the immune system response.

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    31. Re:Very interesting by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1
      the rest is junk DNA

      I think you're referring to introns which are, in effect, taken out of the equation as DNA replication only looks at the exons.
      Actually I'm not sure that introns, since they are intergenic, fall under the rubric of what has been called "junk DNA" at all. Notice I'm putting it in quotes to avoid a dozen posts from nitpickers whining about the term "junk DNA".

      However I wouldn't call them junk as they might do something -- otherwise what's the point of keeping them around? Maybe they are like a versioning control system so that different older DNA patterns aren't tried again.

      Introns are an unavoidable side effect of the way evolution works with respect to DNA. When we simulate evolution and natural selection using genetic programming in computers, our algorithms are plagued with a profusion of introns as well. It's very difficult to evolve successfully without them. If the "instruction set" supports a JMP of some sort, then evolution can experiment with putting the JMPs in various places just like other instructions, so that you jump over sections of "code" which might turn out to not really be needed anyway right now. DNA has a clumsy JMP mechanism, it works more like /* and */ around introns.

      Then again maybe they do do something, like control gene regulation.
      They are known to be involved in gene regulation. They create splice variants, different versions of mRNA for a single gene. For example sexual differentiation in Drosophila is regulated by a protein called sex-lethal or sxl. During embryological development in females, a repressor protein covers a splicing signal sequence (the */ bases) at the start of one of the middle exons in sxl, hiding it from the spliceosomes. This prevents the exon from making it into the finished mRNA after the other exons are spliced together (the exon gets junked along with the two introns on either end of it).
      The repressor protein is not present in males and so they create an mRNA strand for sxl that includes the exon- the presence of which renders the finished protein inactive.
    32. Re:Very interesting by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

      "I hereby nominate that we use the more tradition cartographers method of labeling unknown areas with "Thar be Sea monster here", it also tends to scare away the noobys and peasants"

      Hey, how 'bout "Thar be Viral Fossils here!!! Beware, Beware!!!"

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    33. Re:Very interesting by LupusCanis · · Score: 1

      That's alternative splicing, something somewhat trendy at the moment, I believe. Yes, some of the introns do actually code for stuff, but some of it is actually, as far as we can tell, junk.

    34. Re:Very interesting by metamorphiq · · Score: 1

      I suggest we start looking in our DNA for Bill Gates' copyright notices.
      Good idea! And if the DNA code is somewhat like Vista, we will have put an end to the mystery of reincarnation -- human DNA is impossible to reinstall on the same machine *g*

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    35. Re:Very interesting by scribblej · · Score: 1

      EspressoJim -

          While I only slightly doubt your credentials, your credentials probably shouldn't even enter into the claim you are making about the article being incorrect. If you'd like to point out just one or two ways in which is it incorrect, then we all benefit in two important ways: 1) We don't have to rely on your credentials to evaluate your claim, and 2) We'll all have learned something new and interesting.

          Please consider another reply containing something other than bald assertion. It's not very scientistic of you, if I may coin a word.

    36. Re:Very interesting by espressojim · · Score: 1


      Read this paper, Nature Genetics, Feb 2006: "Conserved noncoding sequences are selectively constrained and not mutation cold spots"

      You can look at the abstract for free.

      From it, you may notice that the regions talked about in the paper are what the article calls "Junk DNA". However, if those regions are under active selection, then they are being conserved for a reason - IE, they aren't junk, but are affecting function, and thus are retained.

      The whole concept of Junk DNA is cute, but it's out of touch with current research. It would be far more appropriate to say "We're very sure that coding regions affect gene function. We know there are regulatory regions outside of exons that effect regulation / function. We're discovering new classes of regulators, as well as other mechanisms that effect function at a very rapid pace. To say that all of this is "junk" because we're not sure of what functional elements we haven't discovered yet is overstepping our bounds."

      If a large number peer reviewed papers is decent journals aren't enough to convince you that the wikipedia is wrong, then I'm not really sure I can help you. Or, if it makes you feel better, you can merely say that the wikipedia article is out of date.

    37. Re:Very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Revival being controversial? by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    Revival or restoration... I think that a fully restored 1967 Hemi Barracuda is a very nice car!

    Anyways, I was more expecting that the focus of controversy here would be evidence or other implications indicative of Nature's myriad ways to encourage evolution.

    1. Re:Revival being controversial? by necro81 · · Score: 1
      Revival or restoration... I think that a fully restored 1967 Hemi Barracuda is a very nice car!
      The corollary is, of course, that a revival of the barracuda would be a bad idea. Look at the aweful spate of reintroduced (or "revived") american muscle cars: the mustang, the t-bird, the camero. Even if they are more advanced (and, sometimes, more powerful) vehicles, they pale in comparison to the original.
    2. Re:Revival being controversial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the car companies were sensible and didn't try and screw around, but simply pulled up the plans for the old cars and made them again, they'd be resounding successes. And that's what a "revival" should be. What they're currently doing is reinvention (aka fucking them up).

  10. Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by Nemetroid · · Score: 0

    ...but if it's in our genome, shouldn't that mean that it's harmless to us?

    1. Re:Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      According to my calculations... the drain cleaner under your kitchen sink is... edible?

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    2. Re:Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by Nemetroid · · Score: 0

      Point well taken. But what i meant was that if it's even part of our genome, shouldn't that our body already knows how to control this virus, because otherwise it would be affecting us? (note: i understand that I'm very probably wrong, but it would be interesting to knäw how something harmful can exist in our genome without harming us)

    3. Re:Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      how something harmful can exist in our genome without harming us

      Most of these viruses intend to sit quiet and hide inside the genome until their time comes. You can think of them as sleeper agents, if you like.

      Of course, most happen to wait so long that they get damaged to the point where 're-awakening' is possible (misplaced promoter, erased START, premature STOP, garbled frame encoding, whatever). Others get converted to serve a useful purpose (becoming proto-oncogenes). Yet others wake up, and cause genetic defects, mutations, and cancer.

      Think of these as Bin Laden's boys inside the US: some will OD on cocaine, some will get in jail for DUI, some will like our Freedom and give up terrorism and get a real job, and yet others will be ready to do us harm when their time comes.

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    4. Re:Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Type IIa dyslipidemia affects 1 out of 250 people, and is responsible for early (under 40 year old) onset heart disease. But since it's in our genome, it must be harmless, right?

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    5. Re:Now, I'm far from any medical expert... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      no actually a virus is a bit of genetic code that hijacks a living host cell to make new viruses; when that genetic info get stuck into the host cell's chromosome it's locked up unable to turn on and can't make new viruses (it may do other things which make be good, bad or neutral). A virus normally sits inside the cell after entering through a receptor site, leaving it's protein coat outside. The immune system often recognizes the discarded protein coats and attach killing the viruses and the infected cell; sometimes the immune system doesn't recognize the infected cells and they sit dormant until the virus get turned on and is replicated until the host cell bursts releasing new viruses.

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  11. Here's an anolgy by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    You can hold salt in your hand and lick it, so surely it should then be safe to do the same with sodium and chlorine since they are just parts of salt?

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    1. Re:Here's an anolgy by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good if you ignore the actual complexity of the problem and reduce it down to terms that a 4 or 5 year old could understand. Sodium and Chlorine are definitely dangerous, and their interaction with our bloodstream is nowhere near as complex as a virus's interaction with our DNA. An above poster made the very good point that it's possible for viruses to be beneficial or to contribute beneficial pieces to our genome. Chlorine only kills us. What I'm trying to say is that your analogy reflects that you don't actually understand the problem, or you wouldn't need the analogy in the first place.

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    2. Re:Here's an anolgy by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1
      Not really the same analogy.

      A lot of study on viruses is done using bacteria. Phages like T4 that affect bacteria are some of the best things for people to look at to learn generalities about viruses. Just because a gene is in our genotype does NOT mean the particular phenotype is expressed. If that were the case, there would be quite a few less heritable diseases, because carriers would die. Viruses can lie dormant in the genome of its host for several cell cycles, letting the cell do the work of reproducing its genome, then, when stimulated, become active and lyse the cell.

      Also, from the article:
      Indeed, the human genome is littered with the remnants of such human endogenous retroviruses (HERVs) (ScienceNOW, 29 September 2004). So far, researchers had been unable to recover a complete, functional HERV from a human genome however; part of the reason, they assumed, was that mutations accumulated over the millennia had rendered such viruses dysfunctional.


      Not to mention that we've probably evolved a slight defense to this over a few thousand years.
    3. Re:Here's an anolgy by megaditto · · Score: 1

      A better analogy would be rubbing some magical object and waking whoever is inside it: not trivial to get that genie back into the bottle once he's out.

      Any genetic defences we got are probably only good against the historical variants of the virus (and might not work against the one the French scientists hacked together by some clever guesswork). Some evidence suggests si/ miRNAs are part of defences that kept the virus dormant, in which case if Heidmann made a single wrong guess about the original sequence, it could give the ancient virus a complete immunity from whatever defs we got. And it would not matter than this HERV strain has low infectivity: HIV isn't terribly efficient either, yet it's becoming a real PITA.

      And one more thing, the virus was inside us for millions of years, rather than thousands.

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    4. Re:Here's an anolgy by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      HIV isn't terribly efficient either, yet it's becoming a real PITA.

      Especially, considering how it is usually transmitted... :-(

  12. What else? by joeflies · · Score: 1

    Why, haven't you seen Star Trek Next Generation episode - The Chase?

    1. Re:What else? by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Oh I've seen that episode. And I agree with the Klingon: if she was still alive, I'd kill her too!

  13. Link to the Original Article in Genome Research by jestill · · Score: 3, Informative

    The abstract with a link to the full pdf is available online. The pdf is available on campus from many universities. It is interesting that this is already in the news. This is not technically in print form yet, and was just posted to the journal's advance articles web site.

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    1. Re:Link to the Original Article in Genome Research by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I think it made the news because it's a bit worrying.

      Biowarfare labs already know how to take a mild virus and amp up its virulence. Now scientists are digging up agents that are known to be infectious... You see where I'm going?

      Put it in that context, it's easy to see why TFA says that this type of lab work should be authorized at the (inter)national level & done under the highest level of containment.

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    2. Re:Link to the Original Article in Genome Research by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      I think it made the news because it's a bit worrying.

      I think it made the news because of the concern that the work should have been subject to greater review. The research was normal enough stuff, but nobody likes a mad scientist. Nobody. NOBODY you hear! HAHAHAHAHAhahahah........

      I'm not a mad scientist, honest. I'm being a penguin today.

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  14. Not very Intelligent design by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If human beings were designed, it seems to be a poor design to include copies of viruses in it. But we mere mortal humble human beings dont have the intellect to fathom the Divine Intentions. All we can say for sure is that, unless you pay the priest 10% of your income and get dunked in a pool you will rot in Hell.

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    1. Re:Not very Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we have both schools? Start by design. Once started, evolution takes over.

      I don't believe in design. I subscribe to the school that it looks like design but it was the only stable system that could exist. In that view, I see nothing wrong with "stable universe" => "existence" => "evolution." Is it that difficult?

      My problem with evolution is that it doesn't explain the beginning. Why were there more species in the beginning, etc...

      To me design is simply the stable universe that could be. Once started that universe changes through evolution. No religion (for creationism or evolution). You see the only universe that was stable in hydrogen bonds and the force of gravity. Anything else COULD NOT exist. (as we know it)

    2. Re:Not very Intelligent design by nemoyspruce · · Score: 1

      They werent part of the design, they are body thetans , nothing to worry about. A few rounds of auditing will take care of it...

    3. Re:Not very Intelligent design by frogstar_robot · · Score: 4, Informative

      My problem with evolution is that it doesn't explain the beginning.


      Then you need not have a problem with evolution. Evolution and abiogenesis (life from non-life) are two separate questions and topics. Evolution tells us that descent with modification is the current best explanation for the species and forms we see today. It does not purport to tell us what the first life form(s)? were or how they came to be. That is a separate and far more speculative field of study.

      Even Darwin understood this way back when. His first attempt to systemize evolution was NOT called "Origin of Life". It was called "Origin of Species". Evolution operates on extant forms of life. If it operates in the processes that lead to life starting in the first place, the mechanisms involved are likely different from the ones creationists and (reputable) biologists argue all the time. Evolution presupposes entities capable of self-reproduction. You need replicators of some sort to even talk about evolution in the first place. Once the first replicator either spontaneously arrives or is created (and no this need not be dismissed out of hand but if the only case for it is faith-based then we aren't talking science.....) then evolution can take over and eventually bring about forms vastly more varied and different from the starting point.
    4. Re:Not very Intelligent design by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      My problem with evolution is that it doesn't explain the beginning. Why were there more species in the beginning, etc...
      Umm... In the beginning, there weren't "more species," there were very few.

      These few species became many through mutation and/or selective environmental pressures.

      It isn't that hard of an idea to wrap your head around, even if you believe that God created everything 6000 years ago. 6000 years is plenty of time for microevolution & speciation to occur.
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    5. Re:Not very Intelligent design by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      My problem with evolution is that it doesn't explain the beginning.

            My problem with creationism is that it doesn't explain the beginning. It starts under the assumption that this divine being already exists, and the heaven and the earth was created. But what exactly were heaven and earth created from, and where did all this space come from to put this stuff in. And considering this, what about this magical being that ignores the laws of thermodynamics. Where did HE come from anyway. And if he was there before the "beginning", then there WAS a before. And if there was a before, then what was happening there, etc etc etc.

            You know that holes can be found in any of these concepts about "the beginning", simply because no one was there. Evolution however is the best model to date that explains the evidence on hand. Saying things IN CAPS might make for a more dramatic read, but it CAN NOT explain what actually happened.

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    6. Re:Not very Intelligent design by pizpot · · Score: 1

      If human beings were designed, it seems to be a poor design to include copies of viruses in it

      Hint, hint... only the ignorant would entertain a belief in god. Or else, playing along to fit in and get rich.

    7. Re:Not very Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the Flying Spaghetti Monster must have included parts of the SDK in our source code, for when we were intelligent enough to be able to find it. I wonder what happens if you run 'strings' on the binary?

    8. Re:Not very Intelligent design by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Haha. I love it. Please mod it up.

    9. Re:Not very Intelligent design by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      > My problem with evolution is that it doesn't explain the beginning.

      My problem with intelligent design is that it doesn't explain how to drive a car.

    10. Re:Not very Intelligent design by SleepySheep · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on which beginning you refer to. The beginning of all existence? No, creation does not explain that. It does explain the beginning of time. God is the one who created time and so He is not limited by it (though I do believe that time IS limited by Him.) He also wrote what we call the Laws of Thermodynamics, which is why He is not subject to them. Rather, He has set into motion how they work. Those Laws are, afterall, a small part od His creation. Since He is an infinite (in terms of time, space, energy, etc, etc) God, I don't think it's very far fetched to think He can create something as limited as our universe is (though from our perspective, it is also very grand.)

      I hope this gives a more clear view of what at least one Creationist thinks about it.

    11. Re:Not very Intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Anthropic Principle is the term you are looking for.
      (You're welcome)

    12. Re:Not very Intelligent design by scribblej · · Score: 1

      That's hardly the best argument I've heard against design. I say this as an atheist and a skeptic.

      If you're interested in arguing such topics, may I recommend "The Blind Watchmaker," by Richard Dawkins?

    13. Re:Not very Intelligent design by scribblej · · Score: 1

      You are sort of correct in that we use the term abiogenesis to refer to "life from non life" but it's also true to say drawing the line where abiogenesis stopped and evolution started is not going to be very easy for you. I would contend this is because no such line exists.

      If we take the current understanding of how life developed, we see it begin with self-replicating molecules. These cannot be called "life" by any stretch -- they are much closer to (and in many cases are) crystals. Consider a supersaturated solution into which you drop a single seed crystal. It will immediately begin to grow, often breaking off flakes and seeding new crystals -- order from chaos! If one layer of the crystal has a defect, this "change" in the crystalline structure will continue to be refelected in successive "generations" as the crystal grows. More complex molecules are capable of more impressive feats of replication, and we know that even in this early period of development, struggles were occurring which contain all of the necessary ingredients for evolution -- here we have reproduction, here we have errors in copying that are transmitted to the next generation, and here we have selection, some molecules surviving, while others fail to "make the cut". These factors become more obvious as the molecules become more complex, but all along the necessary ingredients of "Evolution" are present. It seems to me that an illustration of this is that all life on this planet shares in common the "chirality" of certain molecules, that is to say in layman's terms that at some point in the very, very distant past, "left-handed" molecules won out over their equivalent "right-handed" bretheren. I mention "Chirality" by name not to sound smart, which I'm not, but so you can look it up and learn further on the topic.

      Let me be clear -- I'm not disagreeing with you that the two may be separated... I'm just suggesting that in my own, largely ignorant worldview, they're quite the same. Mostly I'm replying in hopes of educating the person you responded to, though -- to believe in God on basis of lack of knowledge of abiogenesis is truly ignorant in this age. And I hope he will forgive me if I read too much into his post.

      A larger argument on the topic of God is always welcome, but in this case, as in so many others, you must either admit God took a totally "hands-off" approach, or be ignorant of the known facts. You can, at best, be some kind of pantheist that says, "Well, God set into place the laws that allowed this to happen." Fine. But to see the hand of God actively working to create life is wishful, ignorant thinking.

      Worse than wishful ignorant thinking is the automatic assumption that if science hasn't told you the answer (or if you haven't bothered to go out and find it) "god did it" is an acceptable alternative to "I don't know." It just plain isn't -- a statement which this post is already too long for me to add support to.

      Again, let me apologize if the "goddidit" that I think I saw in the GP post doesn't actually exist.

  15. ReGenesis by neurodrum · · Score: 1

    ReGenesis, that great canadian cable series about a team of maverick scientists doing cutting edge microbio amid global intrigue :) They had a story arc the 2nd half of last season, iirc - a cell line used typically had a hidden retrovirus that was millions of years old. Worth checking out when it returns in the spring for it's 3rd season. http://www.regenesistv.com/

  16. ...by any other name... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    >> this particular virus, dubbed Phoenix, is a wimpy one

    Well, as long as it's not dubbed "Grothrox the Strong, Destroyer of Worlds, Bleeder of Humanity"... just play outside and change out of your school clothes.

  17. HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Resuscitating this virus presented no danger. Human Endogenous Retroviruses (HERVs for short) make up 8% of the human genome.

    In this particular case, there were 30 copies of the virus in the genome. They worked backward to create the original virus. The resultant virus was disabled so that, after replicating once in a cell, the daughter viruses could not replicate. So there was no risk.

    In the human genome, the researchers point out, are the pieces from other viruses. 8% of the human genome codes for HERV proteins or their regulatory subunits. If these pieces are activated, they can reassemble to create a new, working virus. This happens naturally.

    All of these HERVs are viruses that, throughout human evolution, we and our ancestors have more or less come to terms with. At some point, many of them were probably devastating. But those that caught the virus, survived, and reproduced were able to mitigate the effects of the virus. These are viruses we've reached a "détente" with. They no longer rampage through the population. In fact, some of the proteins they produce are vital to our survival. One of these retroviral proteins permits implantation of the placenta. Without it, we'd all have placentas that don't attach to the uterine lining -- like mice, which as a result, aren't very complex when they have to be born.

    Yes, HERVs are related to cancer. This occurs naturally. They act in a transposon-like manner, and they can pop into areas where they either damage mechanisms that prevent cancer or control cell replication. If we don't study these viral remains, we won't learn about them, won't learn what we can safely disable further -- and what we don't dare eliminate from our genome because we are dependent upon it.

    These researchers were not Dr. Frankensteins, messing with things man was not meant to know. They were careful, they were deliberate, and theya re beginning the investigation into what could be an incredibly crucial topic in molecular biology.

    Remember -- these are viruses that we learned to live with, more or less. By studying them, we can learn to mitigate the damage they still present.

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    1. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Kind of raises the quesion: if we were able to strip out all of this excesses DNA, would the resulting DNA still be useful?

    2. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Renraku · · Score: 1

      I read something the other day saying that a lot of people are infected with the same virus that causes genital herpes, but its in an inactive stage and will probably never activate, because their body keeps it in check.

      Something like 40% of the population has it, whereas only like 10% of people that have it get the traditional symptoms and pass it on.

      I bet a lot of virii are like this.

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    3. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Kind of raises the quesion: if we were able to strip out all of this excesses DNA, would the resulting DNA still be useful?

      Probably. But I expect it'd be a whole lot more critical. Having all the junk DNA provides padding or buffer if you will for the important parts of the DNA. A haystack for the needle so to speak.

      Without all the junk DNA we carry around I suspect the portions that actually express as humans would be far more susceptible and sensitive to mutation than it is currently.

    4. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by thefirelane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The resultant virus was disabled so that, after replicating once in a cell, the daughter viruses could not replicate. So there was no risk.

      Life will find a way.... have you learnt nothing?

    5. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I learned to ignore mathematical nonsense in popular fiction books.

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    6. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell yes! I removed all that crap and compiled my DNA with -O4 -funfold-proteins -march=ubermensch and now I can flip a VW bus with one hand and paint fences with my mind! w00t!

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    7. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      From the parent:

      "One of these retroviral proteins permits implantation of the placenta. Without it, we'd all have placentas that don't attach to the uterine lining -- like mice, which as a result, aren't very complex when they have to be born."

      I'd be willing to guess that you'd have quite a different creature on your hands.

    8. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Molecules aren't magic, son. If I were to rip out your lungs, life wouldn't "find a way" for you to breathe, you would just die.

      Deactivating the method of this virus's reproduction is not quite akin to ripping out its lungs, as it doesn't 'die', but it's damned close.

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    9. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Mr2cents · · Score: 1
      The resultant virus was disabled so that, after replicating once in a cell, the daughter viruses could not replicate. So there was no risk.


      Better: So the only risk was that someone messed up and the disabling mechanism didn't work.

      (Sorry, I've been a software engineer for too long, pessimism comes with the trade I guess)
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    10. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by atsabig10fo · · Score: 1

      that's probably the funniest thing i've heard in a long time hehe :)

    11. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      In this particular case, there were 30 copies of the virus in the genome. They worked backward to create the original virus. The resultant virus was disabled so that, after replicating once in a cell, the daughter viruses could not replicate. So there was no risk.

      Unfortunately, they used African sex-changing frog DNA to fill in the gaps and the daughter viruses chemically adjusted themselves to reproduce! Fortunately, the resultant virus is only dangerous to users of AOL and Xanga.

    12. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Actually, being in a P3 lab, there were other safeguards.

      In working with fissionables, the usual goal is 3 fault tolerance. In other words, you make three mistakes and they don't combine to create "bad." A P3 lab is, in and of itself, 3 fault tolerant, the damage done to the virus was simply an added, extra layer.

      If anything, it was overkill on the safety measures. I can't blame them for that.

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    13. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      These researchers were not Dr. Frankensteins, messing with things man was not meant to know.

      No? Well, TFA says

      "Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist at Rutgers University in New Jersey, says any study that creates new viruses or activates old ones should be subject to a special review at the national or international level. What's more, he says, because the researchers couldn't be absolutely sure about Phoenix's infectivity, the study should have been carried out under Biosafety level 4 conditions--the best-protected labs available--instead of the level 3 conditions utilized." [emphasis mine]

      So, perhaps not "Dr. Frankensteins" in all aspects, but they seem guilty of one of the good doctor's failings - not taking every possible precaution. In such a landmark experiment/study, I would have expected them to.

    14. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I want them to isolate the rogue bit of leftover DNA that causes people to think the plural of virus is 'virii'.

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    15. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so they finally ported Gentoo to humans?

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    16. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      If the virus comes from human DNA, does that make it human? Can it register to vote?

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    17. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Ebright might say it, but does that make it right?

      The researchers weren't sure about the infectivity of the virus...they weren't sure it would be infective at all. This is a virus that was beaten by evolution and became a pet:

      In addition, the researchers showed that Phoenix could form particles capable of infecting mammalian cells in culture. Infectivity was very low, presumably because host cells have evolved mechanisms to resist uncontrolled virus propagation, as has been repeatedly observed for retroviruses from experimental animals. -- ScienceDaily

      Now, taking the components of this retrovirus and mixing them with, say a pig retrovirus that is known to infect human cells (this is called superinfection)...that's a bit scarier. Unfortunately, it's called "pig farming." Last I checked, pig farming was not a Biosafety Level 4 activity. It's these porcine retroviruses that are holding up using genetically engineered pig body parts as human replacement parts for transplant. Still, think of all the people who get pig heart valves each year...

      Why haven't we all died from some strange porcine-HERV virus combination? Human retroviruses (HTLV1, HTLV2, HIV1, HIV2) are all Biosafety Level 2. The hallmark of these retroviruses is that they aren't very good at propagating. By bumping up to Level 3 the virus that is probably recreated naturally every once in a while, and throwing in the disabling trick to permit it to only reproduce once, they took more than sufficiently reasonable precautions.

      Biosafety 4 is reserved for viral hemorrhagic fever viruses (Ebola, Marburg, etc.) and stuff like that. If Phoenix were deserving a Biosafety Level 4, humanity would have been long dead and no one would be alive to conduct the experiments. Think of it as the biologist's version of the Anthropic principle.

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    18. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      In which case, that part is not junk DNA - it is a gene, coding for a useful protein, which we wouldn't strip out (at least, not on purpose.)

      I'd like to know whether it's possible to strip out the transposons and transposon-like sequences - if they can insert into cell-management areas, causing cancer, then if we genetically modified ourselves to not have them, or not to express them, incidence of cancer should plummet.

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    19. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. David Sawyer, is that you?

    20. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and now I can flip a VW bus with one hand and paint fences with my mind! - isn't that the result of your DNA changing you into a one handed balloon-headed person?

    21. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Biosafety 4 is reserved for viral hemorrhagic fever viruses (Ebola, Marburg, etc.) and stuff like that. If Phoenix were deserving a Biosafety Level 4, humanity would have been long dead and no one would be alive to conduct the experiments.

      This analogy does not compute at all. Ebola and Marburg are there and still there are people playing God in the labs.

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    22. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      As a programmer, sometimes I go into a complex system to make a change. I look at the existing code, analyze it every which way, and determine that commenting out a block of code will turn off some feature. When I go to run it, the feature still shows up in certain cases. After reexamining the code a lot, I suddenly realize that there is a secondary block which, under very particular circumstances, can also do the same thing in a very non-obvious way. This type of thing is especially common in things like self-modifying code and in booby trapped code that behaves differently when run standalone vs run in a debugger.

      Not being all that versed in biology, I only understand the very basics of DNA. However, I can't help but think that in something that complex, it's not difficult to imagine something like that happening. We're not even close to understanding everything that DNA does. I really don't think it's so far fetched that a part of the DNA (possibly even a part that we've already come to understand does one specific thing) could do something totally unexpected under very specific circumstances.

    23. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1

      Everyone on the planet has 30 copies of Phoenix in their genome. While the copies are mutated, due to the nature of the DNA code, most mutations code for substitute amino acids that will function as well. The individual proteins it codes for are expressed in human cells. At some time, it (or comparable parts from some other HERV) must express itself so that a fully functional virus is made in humans. Compare that to the hemorrhagic fevers; they do not have a reservoir in humans. You get the virus, either you die or you get rid of it. Once you're over it, you're no longer infective -- although you are danged lucky. The reservoir for these viruses is in some other animal that has adapted to it, or in which it simply doesn't result in the catastrophic viral overload. Every human on the face of the Earth does not have the component parts to the hemorrhagic fevers, waiting to be randomly reassembled, sitting in their genome. If we did, either we'd almost (50-90% strikes me as close enough to "almost") all be dead or these viruses wouldn't be dangerous because we'd have adapted to them. The two cases are very different. Viral hemorrhagic fevers deserve their rep and deserve to be Biosafety Level 4. Making Phoenix in a Biosafety Level 3 lab with extra precautions was an effort at caution aimed at preventing fear mongering by the public.

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    24. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      You are answering wrong question. I was arguing with your assumption that IF it was worthy of level 4, then eeryone would die.

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    25. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1

      What reason would you give for making this a Biosafety Level 4 experiment, then?

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    26. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Bob-taro · · Score: 1
      Human Endogenous Retroviruses (HERVs for short) make up 8% of the human genome.
      That's a new one on me. So just like my computer, my DNA is full of virus definitions. I wonder if that's why I run so slowly. :-) Bob
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    27. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is, you run BECAUSE of some of those viruses. Humans couldn't reproduce without at least one protein from an HERV. [Insert Microsoft Windows joke here]

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    28. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by clambake · · Score: 1

      Did you use DNAC 3.79 or DNAC 4.01? I've been having trouble with -funfold-proteins with 4.0.

    29. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, taking the components of this retrovirus and mixing them with, say a pig retrovirus that is known to infect human cells (this is called superinfection)...that's a bit scarier. Unfortunately, it's called "pig farming." Yeah Nuke'em from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure, they're savages anyways raising swine, poultry and people in the same pens, those Chinese are just wrong. Sooner or later they going to loose another pandemic like they always do.

    30. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Once again I was referring to a hypothetical sitatuion YOU gave as example :"IF, if!, phoenix would be worth level 4, everybody would be dead.

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    31. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Only in Chicago.

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    32. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Viruses are made of RNA, not DNA, and by the very effort of finding the sequences for this virus on the Human genome and decrypting it into viral RNA, we have already sequenced that virus's genome.

      In the GGP post, an allusion was made to the Jurassic Park idea that "life will find a way". Well... a virus isn't alive, for starters. It's a sack of protein encasing some RNA. That's it. It cannot on its own reproduce itself. It relies on a living host to replicate its code. During replication, things can change, and mutations can happen... but only during replication. This virus has been rendered unable to replicate, so that cannot happen.

      A lot of things in Biology are very complex, I will grant you that, but it's well-established how the viral life-cycle works, and relatively easy to control in a lab setting. There are no hidden boogeymen here waiting to bite us in the ass, although the lie that there "might be something bad that could happen!" would make good ignorance-laden Sci-Fi.

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    33. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like that computer virus I wrote once - for research purposes of course - with sterile offspring. Oh, except for the bug in the sterilization code. Sorry about that.

    34. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by Duggeek · · Score: 1
      if we were able to strip out all of this excesses DNA, would the resulting DNA still be useful?

      Indeed it does. Another post refers to a newly theorized purpose for "junk genes" as if they have an active purpose throughout the human lifespan. I believe they termed it the "epigenome".

      From what I got, it's like this: First, DNA was just a "blueprint", a way for our cells to figure out which cells go where and what they do.

      Now, there's a theory that the cells are actually "piloted" by DNA, which has become a more dynamic relationship. Cells not only "read" DNA to figure out how to multiply or function, but also change according to these genes, and it may be happening every day of our lives.

      So, the "junk" may not be junk after all.

      I don't know what happened. I looked at the engine and found this piece of junk stuck into the cylinder.
      I took it out, plugged the hole in the cylinder and now it won't start!

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    35. Re:HERVs: 8% of Human Genome by scribblej · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read "The Story of Mel?"

      http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/mel.html

      DNA works a lot like Mel's code.

      You'd have to define "useful" before I could give you a better answer. But I think the answer is probably something like "no," for qualified degrees of "useful." And "all this excess DNA" too -- they call it "junk," but it's not literally Junk. Some of if just isn't understood yet. Some of it is valuable filler like padding unused fields in a fixed-length data packet.

      (* Important note: I have absolutely no qualifications to be commenting on this topic.)

  18. Jurassic Test Tube. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    Do these people not read any books or watch any movies.

    1. Re:Jurassic Test Tube. by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      No, they prefer to learn their science from study and research. Good question, though.

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    2. Re:Jurassic Test Tube. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great way to inadvertantly bring about a zombie apocalypse.

      Someone get these guys a copy of "Night of the Living Dead"!

    3. Re:Jurassic Test Tube. by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a virus. In fact, aside from speculating that the cause was due to radiation brought by a probe returning from Venus, the film never a) says what brought the zombies about, b) never actually uses the word "zombie".

    4. Re:Jurassic Test Tube. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Not important. They need a general schooling in the concept of environmentally-generated zombies, i.e. viral and radiological zombies alike. The ONLY place to start learning about zombies is Night of the Living Dead. They may progress from there.

      Better get them some Giant Bug-type movies, while we're at it. "Outbreak", too, seems like an obvious choice, and maybe a copy of The Stand.

      The fate of humanity is at stake! Buy them some popular media, and stat!

  19. Way ahead of you by megaditto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Creating black holes for kicks? That's what they are about to do in 2008 using the Large Hadron Collider.

    As a side note, tonight I am sleeping on the couch: got busted typoing a Google image search for 'Large Hadron Collider.'

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    1. Re:Way ahead of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm reminded of this short story.

      THE HOLE MAN

      One day Mars will be gone.

      Andrew Lear says that it will start with violent quakes, and end hours or days later, very suddenly. He ought to know. It's all his fault.

      Lear also says that it won't happen for from years to centuries. So we stay, Lear and the rest of us. We study the alien base for what it can tell us, while the center of the world we stand on is slowly eaten away. It's enough to give a man nightmares.

      It was Lear who found the alien base.

      We had reached Mars: fourteen of us, in the cramped bulbous life-support system of the Percival Lowell. We were circling in orbit, taking our time, correcting our maps and looking for anything that thirty years of Mariner probes might have missed.

      We were mapping mascons, among other things. Those mass concentrations under the lunar maria were almost certainly left by good-sized asteroids, mountains of rock falling silently out of the sky until they struck with the energies of thousands of fusion bombs. Mars has been cruising through the asteroid belt for four billion years. Mars would show bigger and better mascons. They would affect our orbits.

      So Andrew Lear was hard at work, watching pens twitch on graph paper as we circled Mars. A bit of machinery fell alongside the Percival Lowell, rotating. Within its thin shell was a weighted double lever system, deceptively simple: a Forward Mass Detector. The pens mapped its twitchings.

      Over Sirbonis Palus, they began mapping strange curves.

      Another man might have cursed and tried to fix it. Andrew Lear thought it out, then sent the signal that would stop the free-falling widget from rotating.

      It had to be rotating to map a stationary mass.

      But now it was mapping simple sine waves.

      Lear went running to Captain Childrey.

      Running? It was more like trapeze artistry. Lear pulled himself along by handholds, kicked off from walls, braked with a hard push of hands or feet. Moving in free fall is hard work when you're in a hurry, and Lear was a forty-year-old astrophysicist, not an athlete. He was blowing hard when he reached the control bubble.

      Childrey--who was an athlete--waited with a patient, slightly contemptuous smile while Lear caught his breath.

      He already thought Lear was crazy. Lear's words only confirmed it. 'Gravity for sending signals? Dr. Lear, will you please quit bothering me with your weird ideas. I'm busy. We all are.'

      This was not entirely unfair. Some of Lear's enthusiasms were peculiar. Gravity generators. Black holes. He thought we should be searching for Dyson spheres:

      stars completely enclosed by an artificial shell. He believed that mass and inertia were two separate things: that it should be possible to suck the inertia Out of a spacecraft, say, so that it could accelerate to near lightspeed in a few minutes. He was a wide-eyed dreamer, and when he was flustered he tended to wander from the point.

      'You don't understand,' he told Childrey. 'Gravity radiation is harder to block than electromagnetic waves. Patterned gravity waves would be easy to detect. The advanced civilizations in the galaxy may all be communicating by gravity. Some of them may even be modulating pulsars--rotating neutron stars. That's where Project

      Ozma went wrong: they were only looking for signals in the electromagnetic spectrum.'

      Childrey laughed. 'Sure. Your little friends are using neutron stars to send you messages. What's that got to

    2. Re:Way ahead of you by Headcase88 · · Score: 1
      "John Nelson at Birmingham University stated of RHIC that 'it is astonishingly unlikely that there is any risk - but I could not prove it.'"
      :O That'd make one sweet disaster movie.

      Didn't these scientists learn anything from Spiderman 2? Chances are one of these scientists will go psychotic from a certain ancient virus that was brought back to life (which also gives him supernatural powers), and build an Extra Large Hadron Collider and destroy us all.
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    3. Re:Way ahead of you by modecx · · Score: 1

      As a side note, tonight I am sleeping on the couch: got busted typoing a Google image search for 'Large Hadron Collider.'

      Huh... So, the misses generally has a problem with pulsating tubes shooting hot protons into large Swiss caverns?

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    4. Re:Way ahead of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a cool story. Thanks

    5. Re:Way ahead of you by l0cust · · Score: 1

      Pretty good. Who is the author? Are there more by him ?

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    6. Re:Way ahead of you by Ksempac · · Score: 1

      Remember : Google is your friend.

      A search on "The Hole Man" would have told you that the author is the well-know S.F writer Larry Niven ( http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/Ebook635.htm )
      More about him on Wikipedia : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Niven

    7. Re:Way ahead of you by l0cust · · Score: 1

      Thanks, and yes I shouldn't have been so lazy. I just thought that the title was AC's own invention :)

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    8. Re:Way ahead of you by GeffDE · · Score: 1

      I hate to explain a joke, but I believe what he is saying that, instead of typing "Large Hadron Collider" he typed "Large Hardon Collider" into Google Image Search....And if SafeSearch wasn't on...Well, there would still be pulsating tubes shooting into caverns, but I'm not sure if any of your other adjectives would still work.

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    9. Re:Way ahead of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened? Your mother saw your search and asked you out of the basement for a change.

    10. Re:Way ahead of you by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I see two potential typos: Large Hardon Collider, and [exercise to the reader].

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  20. not sure... by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wasn't this the plot of one of the Final Fantasy games?

    I'm not sure, but I'm sure Mohinder Suresh would be interested in this information.

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    1. Re:not sure... by trashyspaceman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps also resurrecting the virus that might have killed off the Ancients isn't such a great idea either!

      Matt

    2. Re:not sure... by Daath · · Score: 1

      Oh man. Heroes. It keeps me on the edge of my seat! So very promising and exciting! I wish I could bend space/time and watch all episodes right away! I tried, but popped a vein in my forehead :P heheh

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    3. Re:not sure... by metamorphiq · · Score: 1

      This is actually a Wraith virus cunningly encoded in the human genome when the Ancients weren't paying attention!

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    4. Re:not sure... by stile99 · · Score: 1

      Wraith virus?

      SWEET! Bring on the kick-ass car!

    5. Re:not sure... by metamorphiq · · Score: 1

      Actually I was referring to the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis, but this is a very good interpretation as well! :)

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  21. Jurassic Park Reference... by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just me, but with the choice between:

    1) Resurrecting an ancient retrovirus, spreading like the plague from a Level 3 lab
    2) Resurrecting a dinosaur that escapes.

    I'll take one huge pissed off Trex, light him up with a little A-10 fire, and call it a day.

    Also the headline: "Trex Eats 2 Dozen French Scientists", just reads better.

    1. Re:Jurassic Park Reference... by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      There's no lysine contingency for retroviruses.

  22. Relax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What could possibly go wrong?!

    1. Re:Relax... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Ralax, what could possibly go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong...

  23. ifo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new ancient-viral overlords

  24. Someone Call Stephen King QUICK! by skelator2821 · · Score: 1

    He might be interested in doing "The Stand 2"

    1. Re:Someone Call Stephen King QUICK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Stephen King dead?

  25. They are one of the strongest proofs of evolution by JoeBuck · · Score: 1
    We can see the common marks the retroviruses left in human and chimpanzee DNA.

    See this paper for a detailed treatment of how the family tree of the primates can be reconstructed by the retrovirus sequences in our genes.

    Pretty much the only available response from the ID crowd is that God created false evidence to test our faith.

  26. Jurassic park, Old virus brought to life by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our dinasaur spawning overloards

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    1. Re:Jurassic park, Old virus brought to life by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      I just hope that these dinasaur spawning overloards can spell.

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    2. Re:Jurassic park, Old virus brought to life by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Only words consisting of A,C,G and T - so a rather limited vocabulary...

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  27. The Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Resurrect Ancient Virus
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Oh ****

  28. Retro Retrovirus by lancelet · · Score: 1

    Indeed, it's a retro retrovirus. So out of fashion, it just had to be brought back. :-)

    1. Re:Retro Retrovirus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...(Sometimes I REALLY wish I had points to give to this guy. But there's no MOD for "funny like a dead-baby joke.")...

    2. Re:Retro Retrovirus by rHBa · · Score: 1

      The mullet of retroviri?

  29. Relevant Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Quote by reverseengineer · · Score: 1
    "The Academician's private residences shall remain off-limits to the Genetic Inspectors. We possess no retroviral capability, we are not researching retroviral engineering, and we shall not allow this Council to violate faction privileges in the name of this ridiculous witch hunt!"

    * Fedor Petrov, Vice Provost for University Affairs

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  30. Michael Crichton by Philotic · · Score: 1

    Que best selling Michael Crichton thriller. Movie in '08.

  31. Oh, you mean "virus"! by Ideasware · · Score: 1

    From the headline, I thought that Friendster was getting popular again...

  32. They obviously know somthing about it by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me why that, if they knew enough about it to ensure it could replicate only once, they needed to revive it to learn anything more about it ?

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    1. Re:They obviously know somthing about it by Assassin+bug · · Score: 1

      In the article it is clearly described that they rebuilt the virus from a consensus sequence and added certain nucleotides to it such that it would not be able to replicate more than once. They only needed one replication for "proof of concept" and were well aware that it would be very easily contained this way. It is a very good idea to know why and how we carry these nucleotides around with us. It is pretty common place for virologists in the animal and plant world to stick in special nucleotides into their clones to keep tabs on them, track them, or control their expression in some way. My favorite sequence is a gene that codes for herbicide resistance. It allows me to tease some pretty tricky questions out of plants in the lab. To someone who isn't familiar with the system it might seem tricky to guarantee that my herbicide-resistant plant virus doesn't escape and cause all sorts of trouble. In reality it would not compete very well in nature with the wild type because of the fitness cost of all the extra baggage. But I'm extra careful anyway to not let it out.

    2. Re:They obviously know somthing about it by Benaiah · · Score: 1

      obviously your not a scientist/engineer.
      Ill explain.
      They did it because they could.

    3. Re:They obviously know somthing about it by Alchemist253 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to presume this is a joke. Very, very little science is done purely, "because they can." Typically, if you don't see a reason for research then you probably don't understand it.

      Note that I am including "gaining insight into the nature of the universe" as a perfectly valid "reason." What I exclude is research done without any intent to gain insight.

      Aside from the fact that most scientists (myself included) like to work on science that actually moves the scientific establishment forward, there is a purely practical issue of funding. It is generally very hard to get research funds for worthless research.

  33. Im Kent Brockman and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to be the first to welcome our new Virii Overlords...

  34. You are retarded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies are not a good view of how science works. Sorry to burst your bubble.

    1. Re:You are retarded. by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

      You mean Jurassic Park was a movie?

      The next thing you'll say is that Cheers wasn't real.
      Sniff...

  35. clearly... by simonv · · Score: 1

    It's Black Oil.

  36. Re:No no no - not controversal enough by rHBa · · Score: 1

    Definitely flamebait, funny flamebait, nothing wrong with that though.

  37. Who'd have thought we'd have viruses from new by rHBa · · Score: 1

    ...I'm starting to feel like an iPod.

  38. Inheritable diseases and legacy code. by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    Many inheritable diseases are part of our genome, too.

    So are recessive traits that might express themselves in our children.

    So are many inactive things that aren't usually expressed. Think of it as legacy code that would never be called by a sane programmer.

    1. Re:Inheritable diseases and legacy code. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      So the body is full of undocumented system calls that are no longer used. OK, so now lets all try to find the hack to grow wings or maybe x-ray vision.

  39. viruses as tools by Xybot · · Score: 1

    I think that viruses, in particular retro-viruses, will rapidly become one of the essential medical toolkits for treating a number of genetic diseases. They also show alot of potential for treating cancer by targeted drug delivery and cell lysis (google "oncolysis"). Ironically viruses like Herpes may end up saving quite a few lives. I'd love to have a job hacking genomes, but given then again given some of the code bugs I've generated in the past, perhaps it's safer for humanity if I don't tinker.

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  40. "no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. vi by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "No Risk"
    By no means do I suggest that these researchers necessarily acted dangerously or that their research and research like it should be stopped, but I have to say that complex efforts with potentially "devastating" [your term] results should not be reassured against with phrases like "there was no risk". Your explanation of "The resultant virus was disabled so that, after replicating once in a cell, the daughter viruses could not replicate" only inspires a dubious curiosity for how this was done.

    Indeed, also hearing the allegation that "the researchers couldn't be absolutely sure about Phoenix's infectivity" and that only biosafety level 3 was used while a level 4 was recommended, a layperson is left to wonder. (What the hell is a biosafety level in the first place, ?)

    These researchers are Dr. Frankensteins in their pursuit of knowledge. And let them be! The pursuit of knowledge is unquestionably good! Just let them be careful while doing it, or they may also be Dr. Frankensteins in their poor safeguarding, Unleashing The Ritz on us.

    Biodiversity & Nanomachines
    In support of the investigation, let me say that I recently wondered, on the tail of some ethics reading regarding ecology, what other utility values nature could provide us beyond simple resources and recreation. Thinking of how proteins are basically nanomachines; and how much of the unused portions of our genome may be disused codes for once-useful, now-retired proteins; and how hard it must be to design a working nanomachine (just look at how hemoglobin contorts so bizarrely with the simple addition of an oxygen molecule); I came to wonder whether there might be a goldmine of blueprints for tested nanomachines in us. In us and every species we destroy.

    Yes, please figure out how to mine genomes for molecular machines. In the meantime we'll see about preserving all these genomes.

    Ob. Plural Of 'Virus'
    Don't say 'virii'. That isn't even just wrong yet. You probably mean 'viri', which is just wrong. It wasn't used in the plural (being a mass noun, not a count noun) and there may not have been a proper plural form of it in Latin. My guess is that it is actually a 4th declension neuter with a plural of 'virus' (long 'u' sound), but what the hell do I know? Well, more than someone saying 'virii', by a long shot. Be safe, inflect it in English rather than classically: viruses.

    Knowing the details of the debate makes you a pedant. I mean, how important is it really? But using the certainly wrong classical form makes you ignorant.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus

  41. Greg Bear has already done this. by GomezAdams · · Score: 1

    Read 'Darwin's Radio' and 'Darwin's Children' on how a virus in the human genome gets reactivated and causes havoc. This cannot end well.

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    1. Re:Greg Bear has already done this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

      It ends well for the mutated offspring of virii pregnancies though, it just kinda sucks if you're a regular human.

      cough cough.

      grin.

  42. Junk code by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    With all the comments on junk DNA and non-functioning parts of the genome, its pretty clear than M$ has learned from mother nature and uses a similar development strategy for their code. No wonder Windows is so robust.

  43. Still way ahead of you! :) by alienmole · · Score: 1
    :O That'd make one sweet disaster movie.
    They already did - it was a TV movie on the Scifi channel (in the US): The Black Hole. It starts out as this exact plot: an experiment at a particle accelerator accidentally creates a black hole, which begins eating St. Louis at a rapid rate. My advice is that you shouldn't go out of your way to see it, though...
    1. Re:Still way ahead of you! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it stars an actress named "Quackenbush"! That's a B-movie success recipe.

    2. Re:Still way ahead of you! :) by laejoh · · Score: 0

      from the IMDB:


      Cast overview, first billed only:

      Kristy Swanson .... Shannon Muir
      Judd Nelson .... Eric Bryce
      David Selby .... General Ryker
      Goatse .... As himself
      Heather Dawn .... Sgt. Bennett
      Robert Giardina .... James

      WTF?

    3. Re:Still way ahead of you! :) by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      My advice is that you shouldn't go out of your way to see it, though...
      For reasons that are obvious when you realize what the majority of "Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies" are.
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  44. THEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is mearly phase one of The Human Elimination Projects plan to indiscriminately wipe 90% of all humans from the earth. Stay tuned for phase two.

  45. Same as windows code base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha - I suppose the same could be said about the windows code base. We are 97% ignorant to call it junk code. Bill must love us.

  46. All I learnt from TV... by Goraek · · Score: 1

    didn't they cover this in StarGate...?

    then again, I guess it's only a matter of time before the Simpsons do it. No ancients to help them out though

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  47. Human ROOT KIT! by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilities/RootkitRevea ler.html has a tool that can help flesh out all those registry and file system API discrepancies for further study.

    Of course it's always safe to run AdAware[ http://www.lavasoft.com/ ] and if you have the budget, purchase WebRoot[ http://www.webroot.com/ ] for a fast, centralized cleaning in the enterprize environment.

  48. Windows ME BC by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    A virus millions of years old!? So the cave men must have had Windows computers - neat.

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    1. Re:Windows ME BC by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      So the cave men must have had Windows computers - neat.

            And they were waiting for Duke Nukem Forever...

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    2. Re:Windows ME BC by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      Well they did have viruses in DOS

  49. Hanta Virus...? by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    So when does the virus mutate and start to gestate in humans? I hear that date for colonization is coming soon (December 21, 2012), and the secret government needs more clones. Oh whats that, it's just the hanta virus? WTF...?

  50. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    but what the hell do I know? Well, more than someone saying 'virii', by a long shot

          About grammar, probably. But I'm willing to bet you don't know shit about virii :)

          We say virii because our professors said virii. That's just the way it is.

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  51. Umbrella Corp. is at it again. by Blaaguuu · · Score: 1

    Someone inform Leon Kennedy.

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  52. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    I didn't use "virii." Someone else did. I'm not the world's greatest proofreader, but "virii" just sounds obnoxious. It's what most of my biochemistry professors used, and the same can be said for a lot of physicians I've worked with over the years. I just don't happen to like the sound of it, and so I go with the preferred version. If you're going to call someone ignorant, what about the person who accuses the wrong individual? Pulling up grammar in a biology/biochemistry argument is pedantic and ignorant. Colleges make a terrible mistake in not forcing scientists to be better writers. Then again, for a number of years, that's kept me employed, so I don't complain!

    Knowing the details of the argument is part of what Slashdot is about. I posted so that others would know about the debate. I may be biased. I can remember back to the furor after the first recombinant DNA experiments, the Asilomar conference, etc. I also remember how darned difficult we've learned all those horror scenarios actually are.

    I say "no risk" because, had this virus wanted to make a comeback, it already would have done so. There's 30 copies of the virus in the human DNA. If it could come back, it would have already done so. In fact, it may have. HERVs are viruses that we learned to get along with.

    The use of the term "devastating" was with regard to the past tense. In the past, they were devastating. Those individuals which were not wiped out, reproduced. Notice all the all-black felines (panthers, esp.). That's a mutation that caused a bottleneck in their evolution. Felines with all black pigment tended to survive the viral onslaught whereas regular colored ones didn't. The virus that caused the problem is no endogenous to all cats.

    HIV, if natural selection were permitted to run its course, would eventually reach the same state. Some populations in Africa are believed to coexist with the virus with no apparent long-term harm. There are a number of mechanisms that evolve that would keep a retrovirus from "running free." The point is, human ancestors developed one for the Phoenix virus.

    The question of infectivity was a question as to whether the virus would work at all, not whether it would be super-infective. Given the techniques used, which were fairly crude (all things considered), getting the thing to work at all was amazing. Whether it would even be capable of infecting human cells would be another question entirely. Was a mutation in the attachment point on the cell the virus used what caused the virus to go dormant? Are there genetic mechanisms that prevent the virus from replicating at all? Is the virus cell-specific, incapable of infecting the particular cells presented? Any number of factors would have prevented success. That it worked is fairly amazing. It also indicates that this virus may not be completely dormant -- in which case, they didn't create anything that isn't seen normally.

    Biosafety Level 3 was fine for this one; if anything, it was excessive. There are always people who claim every genetic engineering experiment ought to be Biosafety Level 4 -- or not done at all. I'm thinking Rifkin here, obviously.

    These were not Dr. Frankensteins. They did their work. I'm impressed, and I'm frightened by the hordes that wish to stop all research because of mythical scenarios that don't even make sense.

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  53. Re:No no no - not controversal enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The really funny one was the 'redundant' mod, if you think about it. Clever moderator.

  54. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    We're arguing about grammar, and this ignores the most fundamental point:

    This is Slashdot.

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  55. Re:Uh Oh by Bionic_Baboon · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that most of me is bloated/useless code that is only useful to virii?
    Its like I'm running on a biological version of Windows.

  56. Re:No no no - not controversal enough by Mo6eB · · Score: 0

    Seems like the moderator of the parent is the first human in a long time to get Jesus. Judging from the exhibited symptoms, I'd say that this virus attacks the sense of humour in the host and introduces a significant handicap in the ability to spot Funny comments on Slashdot. The influence this had on prehistoric man, is still a mistery.

  57. Re:Very interesting -dormant viruses =bio-WEAPONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In molec gen studies, I learned that a holy grail bio weapon would not only be one that selected populations with specific traits (earwax type, melanin, hair type, etc)... but one that also worked uncommonly fast by lysing cells by introducing a type of catalyst virus that would liberate mostly-intact viruses taht became trapped in our ancesters germ cells and are now in EVERY cell in a body waiting to escape and rupture the cells.

    If it could happen it would be a nuclear bomb type chain reaction.. an enemy would actually melt into a bloody mush slurry in 20 minutes right before your eyes!

    it would make the t-cell chain reaction malady look slow and pathetic in comparison

    studying these old intruders is step #1 at Ft Meade

  58. Say what!?!!?!!?!!! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    I'm mostly frozen retrovirus genome?

    (OK, I don't know how to continue from here....)

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  59. Our hot coffee mod by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

    Yup, its called Alcohol.

  60. what the hell?! by Wizzerd911 · · Score: 0

    have these people ever watched a sci-fi movie?! They're supposed to be smart or something and thus geeks ;) I mean come on, aren't we supposed to learn from our past even if it never really happened and was just a storyline from a show? Stargate SG-1, hellooooo.

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  61. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry if it was upsetting. I was addressing the general 'you' regarding 'virii', not the specific you, Rob. I mean no offense. I included that part of my post because this article was bound to spawn an outbreak of incorrect usage. I'm aiming to help people to do right in a context where wrong is going to crop up, so I see it as perhaps only half pedantic.

    I can understand following convention, especially if it's among otherwised learned people whose roles are specifically to teach. We're better off absorbing their wisdom rather than looking at it all askance. However, popularity does not make right, teachers of biochemistry are not scholars of Latin, and 'virii' is wrong. The correct classical pluralization of virus is debated, including the point of whether there even is a correct pluralization, but there does exist a correct English inflection. Viruses. For all those teachers who use 'virii', how many contest 'viruses'? Even if your teachers were wrong, you can be right, and probably in a way that they wouldn't deny.

    I can see how from a certain standpoint one might be comfortable with the assertion that there is no risk. As a layperson, my point of view is not that standpoint. Nor can I trust that researchers necessarily won't make mistakes. And small mistakes when playing with great possible consequences can amount to ... great consequences.

    From my perspective I have questions like, "What if the mechanisms that may have made us less susceptible to the old virus have deteriorated or gone dormant?" "What kind of natural frequency of spontaneous retrovirus revival can you expect from 30 incomplete copies that took consensus reconstruction to rebuild effectively?" "What kind of procedurally-based mutations could occur in the process of virus reconstruction for segments where there might be poor or conflicting consensus?" "Could identification of instances of the virus be off somehow, identifying functionally disparate viruses as the same one and encouraging joining them together into a form that has never existed?" Please don't answer those questions as a refutation of my having them. (Do answer them to edify, if you're inclined.) They serve to illustrate a layperson's fear.

    The ever-discovering march of science necessarily means there is movement on the edge of understanding. This means that we necessarily don't understand all the ramifications of our actions. You, may say "that it worked is fairly amazing," but I read that as "that it amazes is fairly concerning."

    All that said, I am for active investigation. And I thank you for sharing details on the matter. Still, let me reiterate that, as a layperson, being told there is no risk is not reassuring. In fact, one might perceive a tone of certainty and see that as hubris, potentially to be followed by recklessness. Here's something that is a bit reassuring: biosafety level 3 appears to be pretty good precaution. And, use of biosafety level 3 shows that the scientists involved acknowledge and respect the danger, however remote it may be.

    I believe in the Precautionary Principle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precautionary_princip le But in this scenario it just means that the investigators should proceed carefully (as they apparently did). But I also believe that "The opportunity cost of imposing a restrictive measure must be balanced against the potential costs of damage due to a new technology, rather than just considering the potential damages alone."

    If you want to reassure people and minimize the villagers-with-torches reaction, I imagine that open and sincere humility combined with evident care is probably your best bet. If you're thinking that people are obdurate and they should just listen to authority, think 'virii'.

    There were two facets of Dr. Frankenstein that I brought up. One was his pursuit (and achievement) of knowledge, the other was recklessness and hubris. I meant that these scientists were Frankenstein in the aspect of advancing science. Then I warned that they should not also be Frankenstein in the other aspect.

  62. cool by WeeBit · · Score: 1

    Today the retrovirus, next a vault of new viruses to choose from, tomorrow the Tyrannosaurus rex. So cool! One day we will have our Juristic Park! Woo hoo! I got dibs on rex, I already picked out a name for him. I am gonna call him /.

  63. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1
    About grammar, probably. But I'm willing to bet you don't know shit about virii :)

    Well, right. I said I was a layperson.

    I'm sorry I offended you. I wasn't trying to come off as better. When I said use of 'virii' was ignorant, I meant it as a fact rather than an insult. "Lacking information or knowledge."

    Your professors were probably not Latin scholars, so they too were ignorant of proper inflection. A person might be inclined to say "when in Rome...", thinking that convention is correctness in this matter, but there is an actual way for scholars to judge 'virii' as a solecism. Imagine if your community of Latin scholars started saying that viruses were in fact animalcules. Whether it were the norm, it wouldn't be correct.

    Imagine you could know by asking an expert. Let's say instead that you didn't, that you just continued using 'virii', and that you even passed it on to your students when you started teaching. And they said, "That's just the way it is."

    I fully expect now that the universe will pull an ironic twist and have the 4th declension plural of this particular word be 'virii' for some obscure but legitimate reason, with examples found in freshly unearthed texts.
  64. Humans aren't the only things with built in virii by gnool · · Score: 0

    Hey if Apples can have viruses embedding in them, surely humans can too? *boom crash drumroll*

  65. Hmm, waht about MAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Max have no junk DNA

  66. Not strictly 'life' by Ruby+Wednesday · · Score: 1

    IIRC a virus is just a bit of RNA inside a protein shell, so it's not exactly 'alive' to begin with.

  67. Recommended reading by Grismar · · Score: 1

    If you think this topic is interesting, you might really like Greg Bear's novel on the topic: Darwin's Radio.

    With phrases like "In the next stage of evolution, humans are history" and "The next Great War will start inside us" on the cover, you know what you're in for.

  68. Mod Parent Up (+1 Total Fucking Entertaining Bulls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry. I couldn't finish my word in the title. (;

  69. Viruses aren't alive. by Gregg+M · · Score: 1

    Viruses don't live.
    They don't eat, excrete, convert energy, grow, reproduce or respond to stimuli.
    So they can't be brought back to life.

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    1. Re:Viruses aren't alive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take THAT, people-who-use-figures-of-speech!

  70. Don't think it's that dangerous by Japie_H · · Score: 0

    Don't think it's that dangerous... The only reason we are alive today is because our immune system was (and is) capable of dealing with the pathogens (including viruses) of the past. We would not be here if we could not handle them :)

  71. Phoenix virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first rule of controversial science projects: NEVER name it after anything from Biblical or Classical mythology.
    You're just asking for trouble!

  72. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by user24 · · Score: 1

    "I'm frightened by the hordes that wish to stop all research because of mythical scenarios that don't even make sense."

    I think it's the "what if you're wrong" question that worries people.

    Sure, if your calculations are correct then yes, there is no risk, but if not.....

  73. Core Wars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! So there's actually Core Wars going on in human dna!

    Cool. That's like having an entire beowulf cluster of redcode interpreters!

  74. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry I offended you.

          I'm not offended. That's why I put the "smilie" in there. I was pointing out, in a vague way, the joy of specialization. While doing that I am reminded of the old joke "A specialist is someone who knows a great deal about very little". I had no idea what a declension plural is until I met you. Actually - thanks for the eduation!

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  75. YEAAAAAH!! by drewsup · · Score: 0

    I for one, welcome our new fossilised viral overlords.

  76. Captain Tripps ? by UberHoser · · Score: 0

    Ever read The Stand ?

    Nuff said.

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  77. Re:No no no - not controversal enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could just be that it wasn't particularly funny, of course.

  78. The Article Was Published on Halloween by jestill · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that the article was release on Oct 31st ..

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  79. doesn't it bother you by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    That Hiro couldn't speak English, but then when his buddy leaves him and he meets the Congressional candidate he can spit out exactly what he needs to say IN ENGLISH?

    Horrible writing flaw. I'm still watching it because it's X-Men on TV (but I don't know the plotline!) but that piece of writing seemed really fucking lazy to me and bodes ill for the series.

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    1. Re:doesn't it bother you by duerra · · Score: 1

      It isn't a flaw, brotha. They address the issue in the latest episode, but they haven't figured out "why" yet. The writing on this show is very good, and from what I have seen so far, very solid. They are not going to make such an "obvious" mistake. In case you didn't notice, Hiro LOOKED very different in that dialog, as well as how he spoke.

    2. Re:doesn't it bother you by AnotherHiggins · · Score: 1

      Overall I think the show has promise, but there have been some bad writing gaffs. What about the Indian professor who moves to NYC to follow in his father's footsteps? He gets to the city and finds out that his father was killed for his research. His father's apartment had been ransacked by bad guys. So what does he do? Decide to rent that very same apartment and leave the computer in the very same spot. And this guy is a genius?!?

  80. Answers here by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    After years of hard work with many specialists trying to answer your fascinating question, I have arrived at the following answer:

    They wanted to know more than what's enough to ensure it could only replicate once.

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  81. Hi, meet "humor" by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    I hate to explain a joke, but "Well, there would still be pulsating tubes shooting into caverns, but I'm not sure if any of your other adjectives would still work." was the whole fucking point . . . he was wink wink nudge nudging.

    Leave the jokes to the professionals.

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    1. Re:Hi, meet "humor" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. the horse was not dead enough.

  82. Now that's some intelligent design! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > In a controversial study, researchers have resurrected a retrovirus that
    > infected our ancestors millions of years ago and now sits frozen in the human genome.

    I wonder why God put a virus' corpse in our genes. That's some intelligent design, I guess.

    I feel even dirtier than I did when either I learned I was a multicellular colony, or when I learned mitochondria were captured bacteria with their own DNA living symbiotically.

    It's like we all have an icky parasitic twin inside us. Come on, Yahweh. This is intelligent design?

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    1. Re:Now that's some intelligent design! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I mean Christ, at least give me an extra boob or something to play with!

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    2. Re:Now that's some intelligent design! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's what I call code reuse!

  83. Fossil Virus? I don't think so.... by jeddak · · Score: 1

    A viral fossil would be a fossil that has the properties of a virus - a tiny organism that can infect living creatures.

    Perhaps a better term would be a fossilized virus.

  84. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Control+Group · · Score: 1

    But it shouldn't.

    No one worries about people writing kernel code, accusing them of being "Dr. Frankensteins" because they might accidentally create a virus that will escape their machine, infect the Pentagon, and launch all our nuclear missiles.

    Biological viruses aren't any more magic than their machine counterparts.

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  85. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by user24 · · Score: 1

    We created the kernel, it's something that can be entirely understood by humans.
    We did not create life, it's something that cannot be entirely understood by humans.

    For every question abut kernel issues, someone knows the answer. The same is not true of biological scenarios. In this way, biological viruses are more mysterious, and that mystery opens the margin of error wider than some believe acceptable.

  86. sigh - no by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Not when Hiro went back in time and met Peter. That's obviously fine. I'm talking about when the Congressional Candidate (Peter's brother) flew in after escaping from the cheerleader's dad.

    He speaks broken english to him, able to communicate exactly what he wants to ("your secret is safe with me, can I get a ride?") even though up to then it was a major plot point that he COULDN'T speak English and that's why the junkie kept hanging up on him.

    That's a major fucking hole, and it bugs me that anyone let it through. It's tougher to write in a translator, sure, but instead of doing that they compromise the entire plotline? Weaksauce.

    The only thing that could explain it is the time rift, and that's still deus ex machina. The writing is passable for an X-Men lookalike but I wouldn't say it's solid.

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    1. Re:sigh - no by duerra · · Score: 1

      Ahh... I guess it doesn't bother me that much. Anytime you're dealing with time travel and all that kind of stuff you're going to be able to find some plot holes that don't exactly work, and sure, that one was probably avoidable, but I don't think it's nearly as major as you've let it become in your head. He does speak *some* Engrish, too, but not much. "HERRO NEW YORK!", you know? =X

      (Gawds, I'm so going to Hell....)

  87. Re:They are one of the strongest proofs of evoluti by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Your statement about "strongest proof" is arbitrary. Macroevolution is NOT science.

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  88. viruses? by chuck · · Score: 1

    We should really be focusing on dinosaurs.

  89. Don't these people by slapout · · Score: 1

    watch the SciFi channel?!! We're all doomed

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  90. researchers name is JOHN COFFIN by cadience · · Score: 1

    How appropriate that the guys name is John Coffin!

  91. Zing! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    a particle accelerator accidentally creates a black hole, which begins eating St. Louis

    So when does the disaster happen?

  92. time travel holes don't bug me by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    But when you've got a plot device that is dependent on Premise A, and you violate that premise when convenient, it bugs me. I'm still watching the show, and honestly enjoying it. I wish they'd move it a touch faster (and they could) but that's network serials nowadays. They're almost Dickensian, paid by the word.

    I don't know, the gaffe bugs me. If it had been basic conversational English I would have swallowed it easier (ok his buddy's teaching him the basics), or if he'd had trouble making himself understood. But it reeked of crappy plot device and it shouldn't have made it on the air. Period.

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    1. Re:time travel holes don't bug me by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Like a battered housewife, I keep going back to this show, despite the fact that it's awful. That point annoyed the hell out of me. Not that I don't enjoy 20 minutes of cheerleader angst every week while every other more deserving plot element is marginalized, but Jesus Christ...

  93. ObSlashdot by smithmc · · Score: 1


    I, for one, welcome our new endogenous retrovirus overlords...

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  94. Viral fossil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a fossil that can make other fossils?

  95. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  96. Common fallacy by argent · · Score: 1

    The idea of a guiding hand in evolution as depicted in Darwin's Radio is a common fallacy. There's no "next stage" in evolution... evolution is a side effect of myriads of small forces, each of them random and unplanned. The fractal branches of zoological taxonomy are the only pattern it makes, the path of any branch is random and guided only by the "terrain" it encounters.

  97. Re:Very interesting -dormant viruses =bio-WEAPONS! by starman97 · · Score: 1

    As well as other 'axis of evil' places that have interests in that sort of thing.

    Amazing all the fuss about nukes, when this could be far more devastating.

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  98. 3nl@rge2d@y! by friendswelcome · · Score: 1

    I'm mostly frozen retrovirus genome?
    Like my mailbox, full of SPAM!
    ACAAGATvI@grAGCCAV1agr@TTGTCC3nl@rge2d@y!CCCGGCC

  99. Flashback? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    Or is it an overhearing from Darwins Radio?

    Yesterday's Science Fiction is today's reality.

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  100. They repaired the virus remains to make it viable by waterbear · · Score: 1

    how can it be alien, it was taken out of the HUMAN GENOME, it's part of us

    The thing that is part of us is only a number of _degraded copies_ of a virus DNA sequence. They also lack the effective 'switches' that would be needed to transcribe and translate this DNA into the stuff of an actual virus.

    So our genome is in this respect a bit like a library containing some virtually unreadable gummed-up copies of a very old recipe book, all of them with different misprints and 'copying losses'.

    The researchers have compared the copies, and used DNA manipulation techniques to 'clean up' the misprints, to try and get back to the functioning original -- which in itself does not exist in the human genome. They have also 'cooked' the recipe themselves, to create what seems now to be a viable virus that nobody has ever seen before.

    While this is all scientifically very interesting, there are clearly potential dangers: Like many viruses, the components of this newly resurrected virus are likely to embody a number of tricks to outwit the human immune system. The virus is also likely to be capable of adaptive mutations and evolution into new strains if it gets loose.

    It might possibly all be harmless even if it escapes.

    But then again it might not.

    'Pandora's box' comes to mind.

    -wb-

  101. Re:They repaired the virus remains to make it viab by BrianH · · Score: 1

    'Pandora's box' comes to mind.

    Pandoras box? How about Andromeda Strain?

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  102. can't you be both reputabe and wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gad, I believe evolution is the best explanation we have, substantially proved, but when you guys say anyone trained who has a belief that runs counter to current training is disreputable, it just makes me want to say 'fuck you'. Damned bully debating.

    Just stick to the facts and leave out the invective. The case is not that hard to make.

    1. Re:can't you be both reputabe and wrong? by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      Creationists like to point to the 10 or 20 among their number and conflate that into a large contingent debating the legitimacy of evolution. "Oooh! Oooh! Here's a biologist who says evolution is bunk!"

      They have done this and other dishonest and disingenuous tactics long enough to make the "creationist biologist" very highly suspect. When you add in the peer reviewed work that stands up as actual done science rather than anti-evolution invective, it looks even less "reputable".

      If creationists don't like "bully debating" then they can quit using it themselves. Fact is, the primary modes of creationist argument are religious apologetic, demogogary, and the very worst sort of political lobbying. They wouldn't have gotten the traction they have gotten if they had to stick to the rules of formal debate and scientific discourse. It is past time they are called on it explicitly and often.

  103. Dismal jagged thread again. Suggestion by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

    Slashdot get yourself better please. I am late in reading this thread. I want to read about the virus. There are too many divergent discussions going on. This is too common and not a good way to read about a subject. The only time its good to read about a topic is before 50 comments are added.

    A suggestion for the future is to mark funny and off topic perhaps like the following.
    1. Lighter display fonts. Remember MIT's Fishwrap from a few years ago?
    2. Linear display where real comments and funny and offtopic are linear needs to split the odd topics off to the side somehow. Time to be creative. Perhaps have view levels for funny and off topic.
    3. I don't like the way where clicking the little box brings that to the front and top but does not seem to have an undo function.

    Is this topic actually being edited? I wonder.
    1. Final Fantasy games? Off topic.
    2. Andromeda is off topic not insightful.
    3. Black holes interesting and appropriate but a crummy title "Wonderful" How about editing the title?
    4. Then when I try to click on the little boxes my thread collapses in an opaque manner.

    Now please accept my apologies. No doubt I have made many of you furious and I am no longer on your Christmas list. Sorry. Perhaps its my poor intellectual vision. I can only speak from where I stand way out here in distant user land.

    Now will anyone actually read this? I suspect not. Just a tree falling in the woods I guess.

    1. Re:Dismal jagged thread again. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! /I/ read it!

  104. Scientist Gamers Resurrecting Killer Fossils by ImitationEnergy · · Score: 1

    Scientist Gamers Resurrecting Killer Viruses eh? Ancient virus fossils -in stasis and harming no one- brought back to life by scientists > http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/0 1/2337203 . Yep, that's what scientists do. Well, for as many of my web pages as I have referenced, I was in hopes I would not have to list this one > http://www.newpath4.com/halloweencandyfromworldsci entistscomeswith2006embeddedrazors.htm . Now that it is becoming a daily/weekly occurrence to read about SCIENTISTS THREATENING HUMAN LIFE ON PLANET EARTH I don't see where I have a choice but to counter via SlashDot.

    Scientists are out of control, un-regulated, accepting no supervision but their own, a freedom worthy of Hitler. And since I'm here I may as well add that I added information to my page about "imitation energy" vs "real energy" > http://www.newpath4.com/imitationenergy.htm . While I was in a good mood I wrote a short 10k page titled " Pay Your Energy Bills Wisely vs Imitation Energy > http://www.newpath4.com/friendlyplanetalternativer enewablegreenenergysources.htm to try and strike a little balance to TV commercials about our "need" for more of the Oil and Natural Gas Industry energy products. Imitation Energy is a whole lot more "natural" {all Nature} than natural gas. However, they do write some nice webpages > http://www.wtrg.com/data/ .

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  105. Re:They repaired the virus remains to make it viab by budgenator · · Score: 1

    OK, Ok, ok, I'd have thought that the maybe his belly-button would fall off! would have tipped everyone off that I was joking, by responding to what he said rather than what he obviously meant, but not everyone seems to have gotten it; so I'll be serious for a moment. to create what seems now to be a viable virus that nobody has ever seen before. sorry but that's what they are, viruses in the wild pick-up bits and pieces of DNA^RNA and that makes them different and sometimes unique; at some point in time every virus was never seen before. I'm not saying they can be frivolous about safety but these guys were using level 3 bio-security (where the lower level 2 is actually required by excepted protocols) and testing with cultured cells; it's not like they made the virus then squirted them up the noses and went home to kiss the wife and hug the kids or anything like that.

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  106. Re:They repaired the virus remains to make it viab by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

    Maybe it would implant in the genomes of other primates and move their evolutionary direction closer to ours. Well, maybe it would in a Sci Fi Original Movie.

  107. Re:"no risk"; biodiversity & nanomachines; pl. by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    And we're back round to wondering if The Great Worm were in fact unleashed because of error.

  108. you want scary? influenza epidemic virus by bobkoure · · Score: 1

    The virus that caused the 1917 influenza epidemic was recently unearthed (matter of finding some human remains that still had virus).
    The reasons were positive (analyze virus, try to figure out how it re-assembled itself in that deadly-to-humans way, see how close to totally screwed we all are with the current avian flu). AFAIK the virus itself was destroyed after it was sequenced.
    But still - I'd have thought long and hard before doing something like that - and would likely have decided that it wasn't worth the risk.
    BTW, we are essentially one "switch" away from being very screwed - and the influenza virus is really bad at re-assembling itself, which means that evolution works very fast with it. The major risk is industrially raised chicken - notably "broiler sheds" where thousands of chickens live in very little space, and in their own shit. Normally an extra virulent strain of a disease will die out because if you kill the host very quickly, there's little time for the infection to spread (so a selection pressure for less virulence) - but this doesn't count in situations where the healthy can't get away from the sick.
    Have a look at http://birdflubook.com/ for the semi-technical story.