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  1. Re:Stupid stupid stupid. on Project Gutenberg Threatened Over PG Australia · · Score: 4, Funny
    (Joe is an American taxi driver, or something, while Dirk by most observable metrics not.)

    "Who exactly is the client?"

    "An Australian gentleman, he sounded like," said Joe. His voice was rather high and whiny.

    "Australian?" said Dirk, in surprise.

    "Yes sir, Australian. Like you."

    Dirk frowned. "I'm from England," he said.

    "But Australian, right?"

    "Why Australian, exactly?"

    "Australian accent."

    "Well, not really."

    "Well, where's that place?"

    "What place?" asked Dirk.

    "New Zealand," said Joe. "Australia's in New Zealand, right?"

    "Well, not precisely, but I can see what you're ... well, I was going to say I can see what you're getting at, but I'm not sure I can."

    "What part of New Zealand are you from, then?"

    "Well, more sort of England, in fact."

    "Is that in New Zealand?"

    "Only up to a point," said Dirk.


    Taken from Douglas Adams' unfinished Novel/compilation of essays: "Salmon of Doubt."
  2. Re:MPAA on Wired Releases Creative Commons Sampling CD · · Score: 1

    The MPAA organizes the Rating System, and the RIAA awards whether an album goes Gold or Platinum. They also do a lot of lobbying.

  3. Re:One thing not to do on Programming Assignment Guide For CS Students · · Score: 1
    As far as I know, (I don't program much) if you throw a carriage return in the middle of a string, most languages will complain.

    Or perhaps...
    if (x == 2)

    do.whatever();
  4. Re:Color of Han Solo's Jacket Important?!? on Detailed Empire Strikes Back DVD Change List · · Score: 1

    No wait, never mind. CmdrTaco is the one with a wife. I have no idea what CoyboyNeal's marital status is.

  5. Re:Color of Han Solo's Jacket Important?!? on Detailed Empire Strikes Back DVD Change List · · Score: 1

    I don't know about Chris Gould, but CoyboyNeal has a wife. Which just goes to show... that there must be some other reason why the ladies aren't all over me.

  6. Re:I told my 7 yr old about this.... on Detailed Changes In Star Wars DVD Release w/Pics · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, 21 is pretty early. Not too young, but since you apparently spent little if any time between college and parenthood, you didn't get to experience what would otherwise occur in the interim. Although I'm sure there's some plusses to skipping the whole childless adult stage of life, so I wouldn't say you did "wrong." Not my cup of tea, though.

    (Note: I am not the Anonymous Coward.)

  7. Re:Slashdot personalized story title filter featur on Tracing the Evolution of Social Software · · Score: 2, Funny
  8. Re:Soothesaying on Brain Controlled Computing a Reality · · Score: 1

    As far as I can tell, this is a purely upstream connection; if you want to get stuff down to the brain you're still gonna have to use the built in interfaces. (Eyes, nose, ears...)

  9. Re:What were you thinking? on Ask Neal Stephenson · · Score: 1

    Probably, but any such company which gave its customers "Hiro Protagonist" would be immediately destroyed.

  10. Re:Can't do that. on Proposal: Put Library of Congress' Contents Online · · Score: 1

    Information is different, because it is not inherently scarce. Any scarcity it possesses is artificially imposed by the government in an attempt to ensure the profitablility of the creation of new ideas. However, you must remember to balance the benefits of the profability with the costs of this artificial scarcity.

  11. Re:You couldn't make this up! on Presidential Candidates Arrested at Debates · · Score: 1

    A Gigabyte is not an SI unit, and it uses the "Giga" prefix in a non-standard way. A Gibibyte is equal in value to a Gigabyte, but has a different name so that it obeys the SI standards.

  12. Re:Bias? on Induce Act Stalled For Now · · Score: 2

    Firstly, that's debatable. Unauthorized use is different from theft.

    But more importantly, just because a word is true doesn't mean it's unbiased. If an article on abortion called the doctors "Womb suckers," it would be biased. Not because it's untrue, but because it's emotionally charged.

  13. Re:Not as bad as this guy on Biggest Console System Collection on eBay · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most of the charm of an Apple I probably comes from the warm fuzzies of having something of which only 30-50 exist. When you make your own, that kind of defeats the purpose. Seems kind of a silly thing to care about though.

    There are people who have made Apple I replicas, although for practical reasons they don't use the same exact chips, which probably lowers the "warm fuzzies" even more.

    And to be a stickler, Woz was the one giving them out. Besides the fact that he was the one who actually designed the thing, Jobs doesn't seem like the kind of guy to give out schematics.

  14. Re:and you say it... on How To Build And Maintain A Good FAQ · · Score: 1

    That's because CPU is not a valid combination of morphemes. FAQ is.

    Although I'll admit that SCSI caught me off gaurd.

  15. Re:Artful on Telecom Outages Now a State Secret · · Score: 1

    But what about Beach Volleyball?

  16. Re:Irresponsibility on Coffee is Addictive · · Score: 1

    Can't it be both?

    You are your brain. When you suck, it means your brain sucks. When a part of your body is faulty, it's sometimes classified as a disease.

  17. Re:That may not be a good combination on Bruce Sterling says: Marry the UN and the Net · · Score: 1

    No... "Old World" and "New World" have absolutely no connection to the phrase "Third World."

  18. Re:Total percentage? on Google Faces Employee Retention Challenge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fourteen years ago? WTF? There wasn't even a World Wide Web in 1990.

  19. Re:Mechanism not listed on An Analysis of Various Election Methods · · Score: 2, Informative

    What you're proposing is a modified version of Range Voting, which has its proponents.

  20. Re:Must explain in one sentence or less on An Analysis of Various Election Methods · · Score: 4, Informative

    The person who is would win a one-on-one vote against for every other candidate wins, if such a person exists.

  21. Re:Luxury! on Dilbert's Ultimate House · · Score: 1

    Actually, this floorplan does kinda look like a Hobbit hole, what with the whole circular setup.

  22. Re:Revisionist Spaceballs I on TV on Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works · · Score: 1

    Tijuana, according to his webpage.

  23. Re:I regret to inform Mr. Graham.... on What The Bubble Got Right · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Depends on what you mean by "center," I suppose. I suppose Graham would argue the center of the Boom.

    Graham's argument would be that the core of the Bubble is "The Internet is going to fucking change everything." Which has a definite amount of validity to it.

    I imagine you would argue that the core of the bubble was "The Internet means profit is for losers." Which is of course silly.

  24. Re:The site is slow. Here's the list. on Gates, Jobs, Torvalds: Who is Most Important? · · Score: 1

    Michael Powell runs the FCC and is Colin's son.

  25. Re:Pirate to Pirate? on Curing a Corporate Virus Infection · · Score: 1

    IP is not the only way for society to reward creativity. It is just the best one we've thought of so far.