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  1. Re:I own the patent! on Cheap Cell-Phone Detector · · Score: 1

    Too bad I got the patent on rolling money. But for $699... ah forget it.

  2. Re:30 metres? on Cheap Cell-Phone Detector · · Score: 1

    or about 750 chicken eggs.
    1 chicken egg == 4cm

    or about 166,67 SEDS
    1 SEDS (Standard European Dick Size) == 18cm

  3. Re:Finally! on Cheap Cell-Phone Detector · · Score: 1

    Right. And what makes you think you'll be able to find your cell phone tracker when you lose your phone? I bet when you buy one of these you'll end up finding both the tracker as the cell phone on the bottom of the laundry bin after a 4 hour search.

  4. Re:Recommend good cause to donate my free cycles t on TeraGrid v. Distributed Computing · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On the other hand, Folding@Home has already yielded far more interesting results (if not exactly "useful" outside of the world of biophysics) than SETI@Home probably ever will, so go for it.
    IMHO seti@home's benefits lay in the spin-offs. Advancements in distributed computing and digital signal processing. I doubt they would find an alien email anytime soon, but they are very likely to come up with better ways to analyse signals. (read: better cell phones and digital cameras)
  5. Re:I'm bummed dudes on Stargate Atlantis Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sheesh, dude, don't they have taxis where you live. *rolls eyes*

  6. Re:free registration required on Searching for The New York Times · · Score: 1

    But in good /. tradition, aren't we supposed to get a link to the registration free opinion?

  7. Re:Medical uses on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not necessary. We could also save you by cutting it off.

  8. Re:Best...comment...EVER! on Titan's Surface Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's an ASCII picture of those linear and circular features:

    O | O | X
    -----------
    O | X | 0
    -----------
    X | 0 | X

  9. Re:This is normal practice with new technology.. on Does A Pentium 4 Need A Weapons License? · · Score: 1
    Even my old original box of 'windows operating environment' has an export restriction sticker..
    Wouldn't that be more a restriction for economic reasons (like the DVD regio encoding), rather than DoD export restrictions?
  10. Re:Tic Tac Toe on In These Games, the Points Are All Political · · Score: 1

    Now if they would replace the red pencil with a painball gun and use the candidates as targets...

  11. Re:PromoId on the URL on UPS - Your Computer Repair Depot? · · Score: 1
    its a great way to generate some revenue.. embed a clickthrough payment link and get it on slashdot... 3+ million people click, thats great cash even at a fraction of a fraction of a penny for each.
    Every link on /. contains such an embedded clickthrough payment link. How else do you think the ecconomics of the slashdot effect work? Those vaporized servers aren't free you know.
  12. Re:Dual sided Dual layered on Panasonic's Blu-ray Recorder To Hit Market In July · · Score: 1

    I remember they mentioned dual sided and dual layer disk at the same time DVD was introduced. But, ofcourse, those won't be available until after you bought this DVD-burner.

  13. Re:what the? on Linux-Powered Auto-Parking Car · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another fine example why we need more women in engineering.

  14. Re:Random thoughts on Can A Bounty System Cure Spam? · · Score: 2, Funny
    * Most end-users don't lose money, but the amount of stress and anger caused to me by spam has probably shortened my lifespan, and can you put a price on that?
    I'll try: Lets assume spam reduces your lifespan with 1%. On average a hitman cost $25,000 and reduces a person's lifespan with +/-40%. This makes about $625/1%. So spam costs you approximatly $625.
  15. Re:kaboom on Can A Bounty System Cure Spam? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I feel the need for some airstrikes...
    Airstrikes are so passé. This is the 21th century. Orbital laser cannons are the answer.
    We provide vaporization services all around the world at affordable prices. Call now and get to vaporize 2 people for only $699*.

    *offer void when costumer want to vaporize Orbital Laser Services personel or property.
  16. Re:Oblig simpsons on Can A Bounty System Cure Spam? · · Score: 1, Funny

    hmmm angry geek justice...

    And in the other news: spammer found death, bloody calculator found nearby.

  17. Re:But what happens if... on NASA Considers Mobile Lunar Base · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Sheesh, You call ARC Europe.

    ARC Europe clubs offer multiple member services and contacts. It is on the ARC Europe clubs that you can rely for seamless, best-in-class roadside assistance, as well as for savings, traffic information, travel services, and much, much more.
  18. Re:Legal danger? on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    In danger? for what? Geek justice?

  19. Re:some hoaxes are nefarious on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    For one mail? Speaking of intollerance.

  20. Re:in sweden.... on Telus Puts A Stop To 'Modem Hijacking' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who would have known that format.com was swedish...

  21. Re:Typical liberal court on Supreme Court Rules Against Anti-Porn Law · · Score: 1
    This would allow respectable ISPs such as AOL to block all pornographers simply by blocking .XXX, and put those silly and ineffective filter software vendors out of business for good.
    If my ISP would block such a TLD, it wouldn't be my ISP for long. I'll decide for myself what I want to see. I don't need any of those nannies to tell me what I'm supposed to (dis)like.
  22. Re:But the real question is on School Teaches 'Ethical Hacking' · · Score: 1

    I had a little more trouble reading it now. I used to be able to read it just as easy as Engrish. And since last month I've got a gf...
    Oh no! My geekpowers must be slipping away! There is no other option, I must start upon a quest to the caves of Assembly to retrieve a token of the Divine Binairy Digit, before it's too late and the clocks start flashing 12:00.
    Servant! Bring my cloak, pocketprotector and trusty calculator! I have a quest to fulfil...

  23. Re:Personal Satellite on Smart Satellite Sets Its Own Priorities · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, I've already an off-site backup on mars. Perfectly save now. And all I had to do was mount it on the Beagle Mars land... Oh wait...

  24. Re:The silver lining in the falling sky... on P2P Bits · · Score: 1
    Eventually the people are going to realize that we've stumbled into Regulations Hell, and the people will demand a repeal of all of these stupid laws.
    Unlikely. Joe Sixpack, like always, will moan and put up with it. Would you risk your easy and confortable life over this?
  25. Re:There goes ftp... on P2P Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even pen and pencils are ilegal then. Those can be used to copy written IP.

    Like things are going I expect to see Americans, Canadians and Europeans seeking refuge in Cuba.