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UPS - Your Computer Repair Depot?

dcsmith writes "UPS and Toshiba are entering into an agreement to have UPS provide warranty service on Toshiba laptops. Might not be as weird as it sounds -- they claim that the bulk of the effort in a computer repair is moving the computer and the necessary parts together. The actual repair itself is often trivial. I'm not sure I'm onboard 100%, but if its a faulty display or a bad CD drive, this might actually work ..."

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  1. UPS Transforming Organ Donation/Transplantation by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is basically the same problem organ transplantation has - transporting and speed is essential. Hearts and lungs must be transplanted within approximately 4 hours after being removed from the donor. Livers can be preserved between 12 - 18 hours; pancreas can be preserved 8 - 12 hours; intestines can be preserved approximately 8 hours; kidneys can be preserved 24 - 48 hours. (quoted from ) I wouldn't be too surprised to see the UPS people coming out from the back room in scrubs (and shorts, of course), and then washing up really well before going back.

  2. Soooo by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would the repair be done at the depot? How is this any easier than shipping the parts and computer to a central location?

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    1. Re:Soooo by MDFedderly · · Score: 1, Interesting

      well, it's certainly cheaper to strike an alliance then build your own set of network hubs, and a fleet of trucks with which to pick up the items to be repaired.

    2. Re:Soooo by jhines · · Score: 3, Informative

      The repair labor is outsourced to UPS's facility.

      UPS is adding services above and beyond shipping. I remember 8-9 years ago having them do warehousing and packing.

      It is handy for a growing company to just buy more space from UPS, than having to build ever increasing warehouses.

    3. Re:Soooo by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      No... In the truck...
      No wait. At your front door.
      Driver:
      Here's your package, please sign here
      Man:
      Thank you.
      Driver:
      You have the toshiba?
      Man:
      Yes, right here.
      (hands the laptop to the driver.
      Driver:
      Ok great.
      (Takes the laptop and snaps in a new keyboard in 2 seconds--They're professionals after all)
      Driver:
      Here you go Sir.
      Man:
      Thanks.

      (door closes)

      Actually, I don't think I trust the brown men with my laptop.

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    4. Re:Soooo by swordboy · · Score: 1

      Would the repair be done at the depot?

      Right now, on-site repairs are handled mostly by independent certified techs. People call in for repair, the parts are sent to the tech who then drives out to the end-user and fixes the PC. UPS would simply hire these guys. Since the techs would all be lumped into a big building... it would be much cheaper than having them drive around indpendently (which UPS will probably do with these guys - offer both "depot" and on-site service).

      Best of both worlds. Very smart.

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    5. Re:Soooo by DeepRedux · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the linked article, the repairs are to be done at a central location (in Louisville, Ky) run by the UPS "logistics outsourcing division". This is really more of an outsourcing story than a shipping story.

    6. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I don't think I trust the brown men with my laptop.

      Racist!!!

    7. Re:Soooo by Lancer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Dell must do something similar to this -- I had an Inspiron with a flakey display picked up at my office by Airborne Express at 11:00AM on a Thursday, and had it back the next day by 11:00AM. It had travelled from California to Atlanta, been fixed, and back on a plane the same night.

      I would have been thrilled to get it back the following Monday or Tuesday - next day service blew my mind. I can only assume that Dell has a repair depot located at the airport Airborne uses.

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    8. Re:Soooo by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      Interesting how the tests and the students are both SOL. ;)

      -PM

    9. Re:Soooo by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      How is this any easier than shipping the parts and computer to a central location?

      The parts are already AT a central location. They always have been and always will be.

      If your a repair shop you order the parts from the warehouse. This approch is more shipping the computer to the warehouse (or a repair shop connected to the warehouse).
      This is not a new approch eather. Typicly when your computer or PDA is shipped back to the manufacter and you get a replacement they disect it and find whats wrong then they fix it and resell it as a "referbished" unit (not new).
      PS. Nothing really diffrent between referbished and new. Just that the referb was used before and went through more testing before arriving in your hands and for all that you pay less.
      If you havn't guessed yes I'm a fan of referb hardware.

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    10. Re:Soooo by chris_mahan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, that didn't come out right...

      Ok, the men in brown...

      The men who wear brown.

      The men who wear brown uniforms.

      The brown-uniformed men

      The brown men... Oh wait... /me drinks more coffee

      The men who work for brown...

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    11. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I always refered to UPS as the brown shirts...

    12. Re:Soooo by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Dell México has contracts with UPS (early assessments and some replacements) and Unisys, so it would be pretty likely they also work for them in the US (though it may be another company). These kind of contracts are not negotiated on a country by country basis generaly. The difference in Mexico is the service note you have to sign has the service company name on it (UPS/Unisys and some other company I yet don't know it's name).

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    13. Re:Soooo by nukeqler · · Score: 1

      Why, the brownshirts, of course! "Springtime for Hitler..."

    14. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice work, Dell Intern. Dude, you're getting a promotion.

    15. Re:Soooo by SB5 · · Score: 1

      It might not be that at all... Airborne might just have a contract that goes. Anything for Dell gets dropped off FIRST and ASAP. They probably have several trucks, drivers and what not set to do the tasks each day. It isn't like its one guy dropping off one or a few packages, I am sure they get a shiatstorm of stuff everyday.

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  3. This is awesome by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    All computer repair these days is at the component level anyway. Would be nice if the UPS guy that used to pickup your laptop for service, could just bring you the part - bring out a screwdriver and replace it.

    I imagine they actually bring them into a regional repair depot so they don't have to train their whole fleet of drivers

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    1. Re:This is awesome by dasMeanYogurt · · Score: 3, Informative

      99% of the computer repair I do is spyware removal.

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    2. Re:This is awesome by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Here in Mexico, Dell uses both UPS services (first assesment) and if that fails, Unisys. Our Dell notebook needed two repairs in about 6 months. The first time, a help desk drone at Panamá o Argentina determined an on-site visit and some days after (few) someone from UPS or Unisys came and replaced the motherboard. Problem solved.

      Some months after, the computer started to issue a warning that something was wrong with power supply. We called the help desk, and two days later a guy from UPS came over and replaced the power adapter and cable. It still didnt solve the problem, but they left us the adaptar and took the original so that the posibility of being a power supply was over in case we needed to reopen a ticket. Two days later, a Unisys repairman replaced once again the motherboard (everything onsite, almost NBD) and everything is up and running very smoothly.

      I dont know, it seems to be working here this UPS/Unisys combo. We already know IBM (or was it someone else?) will start reparing Panasonic or Phillips TVs. It seems to me it's the same patter. You replace components if in doubt, and that in the end turns up costing less for the provider in both image terms and $ terms.

      Here in Mexico, Dell has about 3 providers for onsite support, and global sourcing for their help desk needs, one BIG cusstomer database which keeps track of everything that happened to your computer (including where you live, etc). Centralicez "management" and distributed service delivery seems to be the way things will develop in the future.

      A lot of companies will become "horizontal process firms" meaning the do 1 thing best, globaly, and that's all. If they can pack some more process, they will take advantage, but always related to their main "first class process" like logistics or "global shipping" for example.

      I also aknoledge not everything can work like this, but as time passes, more and more of this you will see. Also, the phrase "company employees" will mean squat. Coca cola Mexico has about 300 employees, they it's the country that generates the largest sales in the world. They just happen to do two thing best: marketing and manufacturing/distribution supervision.

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    3. Re:This is awesome by wed128 · · Score: 1

      damn right. Bonzi Buddy, Weatherbug, and all their evil little brethren keep me in a job!

    4. Re:This is awesome by ChocoboKnight · · Score: 1

      Dell does just this, I have a Complete Care warranty and when the screen failed I called the toll-free number. They arrived the next day with a new screen, it just took them about 20 minutes to have it fixed. BTW. This was at school, it was the only place I knew I could wait for Dell to come fix my computer.

  4. UPS Can deliver this to my doorstep anytime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:UPS Can deliver this to my doorstep anytime by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      Why? What the hell good is "2lv creme" without a "2lv" ?

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  5. $75.17 per share by RKBA · · Score: 3, Interesting
    UPS is currently selling for $75.17 per share. Good time to buy, or too late? Their stock already went up by about 30% in September '03.

    1. Re:$75.17 per share by mstanisl · · Score: 1

      UPS is currently selling for $75.17 per share.

      That's just from all of my EBay buying and selling shipments...

    2. Re:$75.17 per share by Noonian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Buy Buy Buy!

      My labmate has a friend who knows this girl who dated my cousin's brother's nephew's mother who read on /. that UPS was undervalued!

    3. Re:$75.17 per share by pnatural · · Score: 1

      IANAIA (i am not an investment advisor), but i play one for my family.

      there's one school of thought that the best time to buy a stock is when it reaches new highs -- the idea is that you buy winners because winners will go higher.

      interesting thing about UPS is that it's never split. i'm half tempted to buy some shares speculating that it will soon enough.

      another way to look at the stock is to check it's options activity. from what i can see (i rarely trade options -- usually only when i can cover a put), it looks like the $80 call isn't trading much and isn't very expensive, which tells me other investors don't think it'll break the $80 mark.

    4. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Hell no. Buy low, sell high has *always* been the mantra. If you didn't sound so serious I'd think you were trolling.

      Price has *nothing* to do with stock performance. NOTHING. You think the people with multiple thousands of shares give a damn about the price? No. Real investors care about value of the company and if they feel the company can grow.

      Buying on price alone is a very very bad idea. If you don't know anything about the company and honestly (*honestly*) think it could go either way ignoring the price, then DO NOT BUY IT.

    5. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming from a family that includes three UPS execs, let me say this.
      UPS, as it stands now, has a very bleak future. UPS is a union shop. FedEx isn't. In the growing battle, labor costs are going to play a large role. UPS has traditionally maintained a higher profit margin than it's competitors through nothing but brute force economies of scale. FedEx is now seriously going after UPS's core (ground) business.
      The purchase of Roadway Express (RPS) in 1998 by FedEx was not taken by UPS as the serious threat it was. Since 2000 FedEx Ground has seen yearly revenue gains of up to 50%, a big deal in what many had considered a mature market. UPS purchases MailBoxes etc, FedEx does them one better and acquires Kinko's. FedEx is seeing significant drops in it's overnight document delivery business, and sees it's Ground unit as it's salvation.

    6. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt you'll get good advice on Slashdot.

      Want a (almost) guaranteed way to make easy money? Buy nvidia (nvda) or ati (atyt) right before Doom3 or HL2, etc. arrive. Or before Christmas. Good short-term profit, but just remember Uncle Sam will get you.

    7. Re:$75.17 per share by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Coming from a family that includes three UPS execs, let me say this.

      You jackass. That's enough information that someone could get a positive ID on you.

      No, maybe not some /.er, but certainly an SEC investigation could. I'm sure your family would appreciate better discretion.

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    8. Re:$75.17 per share by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

      Asking for investment advice on Slashdot? What is this, 1999?

    9. Re:$75.17 per share by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1
      "UPS is a union shop."

      from what i hear from friends working at UPS, the fact that youre working in a union really doesnt do much for the worker unless youre really high up in the company. most of them have compared it to FedEx as pretty much the same benefits and a little more pay, but the union fees eat that difference. but, ive never known anyone who stayed with the company long enough to move up due to their shitty promotion policy, so i could be very wrong about this.

    10. Re:$75.17 per share by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      You jackass. That's enough information that someone could get a positive ID on you.

      You're the ignorant Chicken Little here. The post you're fibrilating over is composed of nothing more than public information - of course Fedex is going after UPS's core business - they're competitors - that's what they do!

    11. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are both missing the key points I was trying to make.
      1. UPS has ~40% higher labor and benefit costs than FedEx Ground.
      2. As the company is currently structured, it is not in a position to deal with the threat to it's core business (ground parcel delivery) posed by FedEx ground.
      3. The company has had ample warning for more than 5 years that FedEx was comming full-throttle onto the ground stage, and done little to shore up it's position.

      And, to the first reply to my original post:
      Do you really think that three executives as family members is unique? It's not even uncommon. I'm not talking board members here, I'm talking CO management.

    12. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so i could be very wrong about this
      UPS drivers make about 70K a year - driving.
      Loaders/unloaders who gain seniority can be earning >$15 an hour for the most basic manual labor.
      The union contract forces the company to pay employees waaaaay more than they deserve.

    13. Re:$75.17 per share by magarity · · Score: 1

      UPS is currently selling for $75.17 per share. Good time to buy, or too late?

      That $75 is about 30 times the earnings per share, currently just under $3. Most companies are in the 10x to 20x range.

    14. Re:$75.17 per share by pod · · Score: 1

      If you're really high up in the company, you're management, and therefore you aren't union.

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    15. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from what i hear

      "From what I hear" (capitalize).

      youre working

      "you're".

      doesnt do much

      "doesn't".

      youre really high up

      "you're".

      most of them

      "Most".

      but, ive never known

      "But, I've".

      i could be very wrong

      "I".

    16. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's core business
      it's position.

      "its".
      No apostrophe.

    17. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am not
      i play one

      "I".
      Capitalize.

      there's one school

      "There's".
      Capitalize.

      interesting thing

      "Interesting".
      Capitalize.

      i'm half tempted

      "I'm".
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      another way

      "Another".
      Capitalize.

      it's options activity

      "its".
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      etc.

    18. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      than it's competitors
      it's overnight document delivery business
      it's Ground unit
      it's salvation.

      "its".
      No apostrophe.

    19. Re:$75.17 per share by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no, I don't think it's unique. But I do think that the post would be enough to uniquely identify you.

      But that's irrelevant if you're posting publicly available information. So I'll shut up.

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    20. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oH; I gets it's now. Thanks.

    21. Re:$75.17 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the grammar nazis where union, we would never get this level of dedication.

    22. Re:$75.17 per share by RKBA · · Score: 1
      Right after the motor/pump manufactured by a small UK company called Pursuit Dynamics (PSDMF) was first discussed here on Slashdot (I cannot find the original Slashdot thread) in January 2003, I purchased 5,000 shares of Pursuit Dynamics for $3,308. Today those 5,000 shares are worth $12,250. :-)

  6. If only UPS... by theJerk242 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    paid for damages that were caused to your computer during shipping, even if it is not a Toshiba laptop.

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  7. Closed the loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since they're responsible for breaking most of the notebook computers during delivery, they decided to close the loop and profit from it.

    1. Re:Closed the loop by Unnngh! · · Score: 1
      Sadly, this was modded funny...from what I can tell, that is the actual point of this, stated in a somewhat roundabout fashion.

      But I guess that would only be the case if UPS were the primary/exclusive shipper of new Toshiba laptops, which for all I know they are.

    2. Re:Closed the loop by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

      Touche! I was just going to comment that, "as they're the #1 destroyer of systems, they may as well set themselves up as a service depot".

      Note: this was pretty much tongue-in-cheek ... however, I have had the occasion to see a nice boot/cleat mark on a computer box before.

    3. Re:Closed the loop by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      Maybe they have a time machine.. *I figure you might come up with a thing like that when you plan those massive and devious mail processing lines..* When the customer comes and requests a computer repair they simply go back in time and prevent it being broken in the first place. Voila computer repaired.

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  8. Just becareful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Else they might lose your laptop, like they recently lost Virginia students' test answers. WHOOPS!

    1. Re:Just becareful by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Yup looks like they were Shit Outta Luck . . . having to retake the SOL that is.

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    2. Re:Just becareful by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      That explains why that box of laser printer paper I bought had all those blackened in circles all over it.

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    3. Re:Just becareful by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Wow, you know that anybody could of posted that . . just because my name is in it doesn't mean I did it . . typical left logic.

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  9. Not that odd by Jarnis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In today's PCs and Laptops, everything is very modular. And at the same time the components are so tightly packed that you cannot possibly do 'real repairs' without major magnifying glass, special tools and access to documentation on the device that nobody outside the original manufacture can have.

    So its all about replacing dead parts until the thingy works. You can eliminate the cause by simple trial & error + pile of known working parts.

    I know I've been 'trained' for laptop repairs of certain models. In about 30min for each model - which basically consisted of demonstrating how to disassemble and reassemble the thing, and which parts were replaceable and how ya could troubleshoot few of the most common faults.

    Not rocket science... and if they can save on costs of moving things around by doing that in some shipping depot, more power to them :) Especially if the huge spares warehouse IS at the said shipping depot.

    1. Re:Not that odd by 770291 · · Score: 1
      Right. It can actually be cheaper to replace a part than to perform any kind of diagnostic test to see whether the part is working or the cause of the problem. When it costs $100 in labor to diagnose a $15 part, economics says train someone to replace the $15 part for $20, and you just saved $65-80.

      Parts are cheap. Labor is expensive. Use less skilled labor for less time to just swap components, and you come out ahead.

      The UPS thing is just the next lowest-hanging fruit. It's expensive for on-site service. It's expensive to run programs where dealers perform warranty work (not to mention all the fraud that goes on with that). Logistics is the place where a lot of money can be saved.

      UPS is in the logistics business; this may be a smart strategic move for them. They have a great system for moving things around, and many businesses depend on putting material things together in the same place, which can be a costly thing. UPS offers economy of scale, and can extend their system easily to provide that service -- businesses save and UPS makes money.

  10. Might be effective.... by echucker · · Score: 1

    We've all rattled a vending machine to make something drop. Now Toshiba has realized that UPS' famed drop-kicking of packages has a potential payoff!

  11. I wish... by beej_55 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah, this woulda been nice back in 1998 when I bought my Portege 7010CT. UPS (Pronounced: Oops) promised it would be there in five business days. Ten business days later, I finally got it. It's nice to see this, though. Of course, it could just be a way for UPS and Toshiba to make lots more money...I'm hoping that it will help boost business, though. 'Shiba makes some good laptops. (Let's just hope they get to YOU people on time and such.)

    1. Re:I wish... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      Of course, it could just be a way for UPS and Toshiba to make lots more money

      The primary motivator in most good business decisions, either in the short- or long-term. And since they're not a charity org, why else?

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    2. Re:I wish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why else? Because the majority of the readership here is composed of socialist Europeans or liberal Americans who hate business and manking money.

  12. Who services for other companies? by mcgroarty · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Who provides service for other computer makers?

    I bought a three year warranty for my HP laptop, and they promise next-day on-site service anywhere in the US. I'm sure HP hasn't got reps in every city on the continent. So how does this normally work? Where do the reps come from?

    1. Re:Who services for other companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unisys, Getronics/Wang, Infocare, IBM... any of the large service vendors, or even local consulting companies provided they can compete/have a regional monopoly.

    2. Re:Who services for other companies? by gabebear · · Score: 1
      subcontract, subcontract, subcontract

      I know Dell it anyway, local contractors handle most everything.

    3. Re:Who services for other companies? by hypermike · · Score: 1
      Where do these reps come from?

      Well... I was going to wait until you were older but when A mommy Rep loves a daddy Rep very much. . . . . . . . . .

      In all seriousness If you live within a day of any Airport then getting service isnt a problem.

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    4. Re:Who services for other companies? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      In New York City, Dell uses Unisys who employees a bunch of low-wage service monkeys to come around and replace parts. They don't do a terrible job, I guess I'm not being totally fair, but they always seem to bring the wrong parts with them the first try. I guess that's really the fault of the call center who takes the service call in the first place though, and since they are most likely located in India, well, I guess you get what you pay for.

    5. Re:Who services for other companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xerox as well, at least they used to for Compaq.
      Of course they didn't actually work for Xerox, but were sub contractors of sub contractors. So basically, somebody that has no interest whatsoever in the company they are providing service for. The person is also getting paid $8/hour on a service call the parent company just made ~$130 off of and is keenly aware of the economics of the situation. Ahhhh middle-men.

    6. Re:Who services for other companies? by mbrewthx · · Score: 0

      System intergrators who have set up a relationship with hp, ibm, etc...The company I work for did warrrenty work and our clients loved it because the knew who was working on their machine and it stayed local. Plus it was very lucrative for us!!

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    7. Re:Who services for other companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for an HP tech support outsourcer (not in India ;^). We outsource our onsite repairs to a company called GSS Banctech (which may or may not be this Banctech, that's just from a Google search). I suspect that in a case where they don't have a local division where the customer is we'll just subcontract to a qualified tech in their area.

    8. Re:Who services for other companies? by pertelote · · Score: 1

      I am currently in the middle of a warranty situation with HP. One of the Evo series towers went walkabout and I have been calling and asking for help since 7 June, and finally after 10 business days, they don't count weekends, the poor field technician showed up after a 4 1/2 hour drive with only one spare part because the notes on my account were not accurate. Three days later we still did not have the unit running, and this morning I am waiting for another 90 minutes before I call on my now escalated case to see when the replacement will arrive. Why am I not holding my breath? Sorry I sound cynical, but they certainly would not allow their employee to go weeks without a functional computer!

  13. Hmmmmm... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1



    Interesting twist on "Inventory in Motion". Good solution for the reverse logistics loop.

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  14. Great idea by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Often the biggest problem when trying to set up service locations is to do so in a cost-effective manner. Then, one needs to be able to transport the goods...

    By using UPS outlets, Toshiba makes it really easy to provide service points for customers and nails the transport issue too.

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  15. Neat Idea BUT by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would rather have a local STORE that can do this work and quickly too. Gateway used to have stores and the screwed that up. If they had actually stocked components at the store then they would have been able to do the repair a whole lot quicker. as it is, it would have probably taken the same time if I had UPS'd it instead of hauling it into the store. That's NOT the only reason Gateway closed their stores, but it's a big one.

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    1. Re:Neat Idea BUT by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Gateway does have an in-store presence now; it's called 'e-machines'.

      They were able to pass off all of the costs of operating the store to places like Best Buy. (e-machines desktops and laptops all have very minimal retail margin.)

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  16. Kick a box? by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1

    I bet Toshiba is making UPS fix all the stuff they break in the shipping process. I've gotten so many kicked packages from UPS. It's only right that they fix them, since they're probably the one's breaking them. It'll be great. UPS can fix them and kick them right back out the door.

    1. Re:Kick a box? by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Having known a few people that used to work for UPS, I can tell you that during the interview for package handlers, they make you kick a soccer ball into a goal to make sure you can handle your job. Ok, so I'm kidding, but it wouldn't suprise me seeing the condition I've received some packages in.

  17. Even better idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have UPS drivers become computer technicians!

  18. Yeahhhh, Righttttt.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Um, Hello Helpdesk?
    This is Shipping/Receiving.
    Yeah, the UPS driver is here to replace a systemboard in a laptop or something like that.
    Can someone come down and get him?
    Great. Thank you.

    1. Re:Yeahhhh, Righttttt.... by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      They call you? I have to wander down there once a week to make sure we don't have 30 desktops piled up.

      Darkace911

  19. Slow by siege04 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    UPS is the slowest way to ship anything. Everything I've ever ordered online that has been shipped via UPS has taken over a week to get here, not counting weekends since they don't even work on weekends. Fedex and the US Postal Service are much faster.

    1. Re:Slow by HeghmoH · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just got an order of books from Amazon today, shipped using their free Super Saver shipping, which ended up being UPS Ground in this case. I'm in Wisconsin, it came from Kentucky. I ordered Monday, they shipped Tuesday, they arrived Wednesday. That's pretty damned fast.

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    2. Re:Slow by gabebear · · Score: 1
      However I hate using USPS because they charge you out the ass for tracking, and FedEx doesn't have nearly as many drop off locations(at least in Johnson City, TN) and charges you for pickup.

      Of course I do like getting stuff shipped to me via FedEx.

    3. Re:Slow by siege04 · · Score: 1

      the only Super Saver shipping I've seen has been shipped through Fedex and it's always 2-3 days.

    4. Re:Slow by sapofeo · · Score: 1

      I think they are pretty efficient. Once they actually receive a package, they've always delivered it in a timely manner. Depending on which zone I order from, things generally arrive in 1-3 days once shipped. My biggest delays have always been with retailers being slow in actually sending teh package. UPS is very reasonable for the cost. The best value in shipping is certainly USPS Priority Mail. Rates starting at under $4 for 2-3 day service. People bag on the postal service constantly, but I am always amazed at what they do. Considering the volume they handle, their accuracy is outstanding. To think I can drop a letter in that blue box on the corner and have it delivered anywhere in a matter of days is truly remarkable. We've grown awfully whiney with our easy modern lives. When you think about what actually has to has to happen for a package to be sent from one doorstep to another, it's rather impressive.

    5. Re:Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lexington, KY. I live here where the Amazon plant is. Sometimes when I order books from Amazon, with the Super Saver shipping, they arrive the next day. ^_^

  20. Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Pick-up computer to deliver.
    2. Break it.
    3. Deliver computer.
    4. Pick-up computer to repair.
    5. Profit!

    1. Re:Profit! by swankypimp · · Score: 1
      Or, for the clever consumer it's more like:

      1. Put broken computer in cardboard box
      2. Ship it to your friend across town, being sure to take out a ludicrous amount of insurance
      3. File UPS Damage claim
      4. Profit!

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  21. Have them change laptop displays you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    A while back I got a laptop with a broken display handed to me, and managed to get my filthy fingersesss on a nice LCD screen that would fit it.

    It was pretty damn hard and timeconsuming to replace that monitor, and I broke off a couple of plastic hinges. I thought I was treating it fairly well, but it required some force to get out. And I've worked tech support(yes hands on) for 5 years, for the Duuuude. Never with laptops though, I'm a server guy.

    Getting back to the point - na, I dont think I'd like them to replace that part. But it's an interesting idea. Logistically it's not a problem at all, ANYTHING can be delivered "Next Business Day", as that's been used for years already. Most people that buy their own computer parts never see that, though, but if you buy your system with a nice system warranty from a serious vendor it's handy to know it'll be fixed the day after they send you a tech. Infact this is almost how it is today, except the courier doesn't replace the hardware at present, just exchange it with the customer. Imagine a disk fails in your server system and you wanna replace it yourself - ask to be sent just the new disk, and a courier brings it. Replacing a disk like that is not hard, though, so if you DON'T wanna do it yourself - why not have the courier do ALL that work and skip sending expensive technicians?

    1. Re:Have them change laptop displays you say? by josh3736 · · Score: 1
      Replacing a disk like that is not hard, though, so if you DON'T wanna do it yourself - why not have the courier do ALL that work and skip sending expensive technicians?

      The technician is expensive because he is trained and knows what he's doing. The courier is getting paid barely above minimum wage to deliver packages.

      I know replacing disks isn't hard... for us. That's because we know what we are doing in there. But just as I could assemble a computer blindfolded, you wouldn't want to put me in the engine of a car. It probably wouldn't run after I got done with it.

      I sure as hell don't want the UPS man fiddling around inside my server.

      I can see the scene now:
      *knock knock*
      UPS Man: Hello, I'm here to fix your server.
      Me: OK, it's in here.
      (Five minutes later)
      UPS Man: Oops!
      Me: What do you mean, UPS? You are the UPS man.
      UPS Man: No, oops! I don't think this is supposed to smoke.

      *shudders*

      I'll stick to qualified techs or doing it myself, thank you.

  22. No thanks by armypuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great...., so not only will they repair your laptop, they'll drop kick it a few times before giving it back.

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    1. Re:No thanks by homer_ca · · Score: 1, Informative

      Toshiba, Dell and everybody else doing mail order know how their boxes get treated by the shippers and design their packaging accordingly. We ship computers with UPS and Fedex all the time, and we never had a problem shipping in the original packaging. I've heard stories about boxes with forklift holes and tire tracks on them, and I've also seen the results of inadequate packaging. I know it's a huge waste of space, but just save the original box and foam. If you pack it in that, 95% of the time it gets there safe.

    2. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard stories about boxes with forklift holes and tire tracks on them, and I've also seen the results of inadequate packaging.

      Which is a neat trick if you're shipping with UPS and FedEx, because they don't move packages on pallets and they don't use forklifts.

      Tire tracks are possible (the irregulars often get moved around the facility by little battery-driven carts towning a train of trailers).

    3. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell that to the hundreds of people who have posted UPS horror stories with nice pictures of the damage..

  23. Sounds nice by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. It sounds like one of those business arrangements that in hindsight everyone says was brilliant or should never be mentioned again.

    1. Re:Sounds nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. It sounds like one of those business arrangements that in hindsight everyone says was brilliant or should never be mentioned again.

      Considering that UPS already maintains a PC repair depot in Louisville KY for their internal PCs... combined with the UPS outsourcing division having warehouse space that UPS customers lease... this is a natural outgrowth of that.

      And if UPS structures it correctly, they can probably shaft Toshiba into paying the salaries of all of the repair techs. (Meaning that UPS gets it's internal repair labor for free!)... j/k (I think).

  24. absolutely it will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Given the brain dead contract technicians we usually get for PC repair, my guess is that the UPS guy/gal is probably OVERQUALIFIED for the position. Go "Brown".

  25. DIY by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wish companies offered discounted DIY warranties, where they shipped you the part and a short instruction sheet and you could replace it yourself, even for semi-complicated things like keyboards.

    Basically, it'd be a warranty on only parts, but you could choose to supply your own labor (instead of paying them to do it).

    1. Re:DIY by alienw · · Score: 0

      Ummm... Very smart. First, idiots who try to save money that way would totally fuck up their hardware and blame the company. Second, people would just say their hard drive or LCD died and get one shipped to them for free. Ever think about that, genius?

    2. Re:DIY by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not discounted, but you can often get parts shipped that way, and even get them cross-shipped without sending the part back in. Sometimes you have to pay a deposit on the part though.

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    3. Re:DIY by platipusrc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A key got stuck on my Dell laptop about a week ago. I sent a message to tech support through support.dell.com, and they replied that the easiest thing to do would be to replace the keyboard. I got the keyboard the day after next (I messaged them after hours, so it couldn't have shipped until the next day), and replaced it myself. Thing is, unless you send them the broken part back (they send a prepaid return label with the replacement), they charge you for the replacement. For high-rent items like screens, they'd probably test to make sure that you weren't lying whenever you submitted your support ticket.

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    4. Re:DIY by brett42 · · Score: 1

      You could avoid the first by making customer's agree that any damage they cause is their own fault,and any professional repair is at their own cost. For the second, you could just require the defective part to be shipped back, possibly at the manufacturer's expense.

    5. Re:DIY by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Dell will ship you parts if you know what you're talking about, and more importantly, know how to properly lie to them (Yeah, it's just stopped working, and there's not been any lightning storms or anything!). Of course the way they design their computers these days, chimps could replace the parts.

    6. Re:DIY by Pantheraleo2k3 · · Score: 1

      Then do it like this: You talk to a support tech, who agrees that you need a replacement part. They put a charge on your credit card, then send you the new part and a box. When you send back the old part, they take off the charge.

      Secondly, put a clause in the warranty that disclaims liability for you installing the part. Basically, they'll cover defects, but you're SOL if you messed it up through your own fault.

    7. Re:DIY by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      That's how we did it when I worked at Gateway tech support in 1995.

    8. Re:DIY by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      First, idiots who try to save money that way would totally fuck up their hardware and blame the company. Second, people would just say their hard drive or LCD died and get one shipped to them for free. Ever think about that, genius?

      Yup, I did. So did some others who've already replied to the arguments in your comment. And thanks for acknowledging my genius.

    9. Re:DIY by dj245 · · Score: 1
      Keyboard replacement for laptops is relatively simple (on my Inspiron 8500 at least). Pull off the colored plastic bits, 2 screws, pull it out, unplug it.

      The most important thing to remember about taking laptops apart is to be fairly gentle with the flimsy bits. If they won't give, theres probably a screw somewhere you missed. DIY warranties will probably never happen, but even parts that seem like they ought to be expensive (like laptop keyboards are under $20 on ebay. I don't know about you, but $20 is a small price to pay to avoid put-on-hold tech-support hell.

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    10. Re:DIY by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      And that would be a great benefit for the one percent of users that would dare to get into their own laptop. The difficulty of replacing a keyboard varies by model, but it's not difficult, although it can be something of a delicate operation, at least with mine where there is a thin ribbon cable for the keyboard and the pointer.

      Seriously, if you want to save money on installation, why not just go all the way and buy the parts from eBay or some third party supplier instead? Before you go half-cocked, I've bought six computers and oodles of parts on eBay over the past three years and had very little trouble.

      I know one guy that read the model number of a laptop LCD panel that he cracked, put into Google and found the part for like 40% of what CompUSSR told him it would cost, installed. Once you add the time spent replacing it, that is about half off. Not shabby.

    11. Re:DIY by canavan · · Score: 1

      There are only few parts that dell lets you replace by yourself, and the keyboard is the most complicated one, although 4 or 5 screws and one or two compression connectors would seem trivial to most /. readers.

      Dell does not check if you display is really broken - their contractors couldn't care less why they are exchanging the parts, most don't even check if the display works before starting to take the notebook apart. Once you've managed to convince the support drone on the phone that your display is actually broken (some of them fight for it like they had to pay for the parts out of their own pocket), it will get exchanged, even if the repairman finds out that its either the graphics card or the cable connecting them.

  26. Oh, great. by qtp · · Score: 4, Informative

    Now UPS can read your hard drive as well as open your packages.

    Apparently, the only reason that the specific search in the linked case was questionable was the fact that the UPS employee opening the packages would sometimes allow DEA agents to assist her if they were on site and the package was difficult to open.

    Of course, a "Toshiba repair shop" would likely be free to do the same, as they are also a private entity. (Only government entities are "required" to abide by the Bill of Rights.)

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    1. Re:Oh, great. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Just about anywhere you send your computer for service will make you sign an agreement waiving any right to privacy.

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    2. Re:Oh, great. by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1
      Now UPS can read your hard drive as well as open your packages.

      I hate to break it to you, but any of the shipping companies can already (legally) check your packages. Including the U.S. Post Office -- on anything but first-class mail. The local postmaster told me that other mail rates are designed for "merchandise" and not protected as "correspondence".
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    3. Re:Oh, great. by qtp · · Score: 1

      Not the corner shop down the street.

      The price is great, they guarantee their work, and I've never had a repair take more than a day.

      They may not be a "manufacturer licensed" shop, and sometimes it's hard to find a clerk that'll speak English (I'm in the US), but they're more honest, faster, and more reliable than most corporations.

      It's nice to know the people doing the work, and it's even nicer to be spending money in the neighborhood.

      If we send all of our business away (across the state, across the country, across the sea) then the money (lifeblood of your local economy) will follow and your neighborhood will be shit.

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  27. Great. by mboverload · · Score: 0

    Now if I don't want soemthing, I can have it broken in the mail before it gets there. Sounds super.

  28. As a former UPS Employee... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...trust me, this is a bad idea. I did a year as a Loader/Unloader at UPS. With the way we treated those packages I'm surporised andyone gets anything from UPS in good condition. One time the Stanley Cup came through my hub and got lost for 3 days. Management had us combing the building for the crate. And on the third day it just showed up in the international section. Whoever stole it must have realized the shitstorm they had started up. Before thanksgiving one year we had 50 Turkeys packed in ice that somehow didn't make it on the last truck (on Monday we had a small hill of individually packed rotting meat floating in water. I've got a million UPS horror stories. Trust me you don't want to ship anything UPS. And if you do ship UPS, package your stuff so that it could at least withstand being drop kicked 20 feet into a metal wall...

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    1. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by itwerx · · Score: 1

      I'll second this.
      I have a lot of clients who ship various products and I don't know a single one who uses UPS any more.
      (Might explain why FedEx is doing so well! :)

    2. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      As an employee of a small metal works company, I'd love to see you try to drop kick one of our 100lb 1/4" plate steel sheets triple wrapped in cardboard. But somehow, we stll have them go missing and get bent on the way there.

    3. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Skater · · Score: 4, Funny

      My brother used to deal with all of the shipping companies - he would provide on-site computer repairs, and various manufacturers would ship the parts to him. He once called UPS "the ruffians of the shipping industry".

      --RJ

    4. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think everything I've ever gotten from them has had either a dirty boot print or a tire track across it. I know somebody who calls the standard service "UPS Ground (to dust)"

    5. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Star_Gazer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At my workplace (german university) it is officially forbidden to send shipments via UPS and we ask to use another courier with every supplier.

      At our department alone, I had 2 computers missing, many massively damaged packages but the worst thing was the dry ice package (with big stickers: Store at -20C) with antibodies worth about $10K that was put before our door one friday afternoon. Not only had we to reorder those antibodies, the experiments they where to be used with failed because the timing was critical and had to be started from scratch, taking two more month and $20K additional costs.

    6. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by brianosaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe Toshiba entered the deal so fewer of their laptops get "mishandled". If UPS is responsible for repairs, maybe they'd tell their employees to be careful with the Toshiba/UPS warranty boxes.

      It would still be "Open Season" on the Dells, but denting a Toshiba could get you fired...

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    7. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trust me; finding the Stanley Cup is rocket science compared to most computer repair.

      All hardware problems arise from a bad part. The only way to fix a bad part, is to either replace it, or pay some super-genius to fix it with a solder-gun and a circuit tester...and about a million dollars worth of non-portable specialist equipment---so really, repair is not an option. So its about replacement.

      Replacement is only slightly more complicated than putting two legos together, easily within the realm of any half trained A++ certified techie with a static strap.

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    8. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      And if you do ship UPS, package your stuff so that it could at least withstand being drop kicked 20 feet into a metal wall...

      In my experience, I've only gotten two type of packages that have survived the trip through UPS with the article inside intact:

      1. Ultra-light packages with about 4 inches of padding between the box and the object, so when the box gets inevitably crushed, impaled, and dented, the object inside miraculously survives, because it wasn't heavy enough to suffer serious shock damage.

      2. Super-well packed packages - reinforced triple-layer heavy duty cardboard boxes, with an underlayer of foamed insulation (peanuts are bad news - crushed boxes allow the peanuts to migrate away from the bottom of the package, leading to your heavy object making almost direct contact with the concrete when the package makes the 10-20ft drop), a inner core of foam peanuts as a cushion, and a stop-gap last-ditch double layer of tightly wrapped bubble wrap around the article itself.

      Anything that weighs more than a couple of pounds, and shipped without enough protection via UPS will end up looking like it was used as part of a crash barrier at NASCAR. I have an old MacOS clone (all metal construction with rivets) that took such a pounding when the box it was in was crushed (repeatedly, it looks like) and then dropped, when I took it out of the box, the entire case was completely bent out of true, steel panels had popped loose, and the power supply was cracked internally. I ended up using a mallet and a piece of scrap wood to pound the case back into shape, and had to use screws to secure the panels together, since the rivets had all popped loose from the abuse of transit. This was not a cheap case either (any of you who remember the old Radius 81/100 clones can attest to this - the steel on these things is thick!)

    9. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by kev0153 · · Score: 3, Funny

      UPS...

      For when it absolutely, positively has to be broken over night.

    10. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by vadim_t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that this sucks, however I don't think the UPS people even have facilities where they can store anything at -20C. And if whatever you were sending was that valuable, you should have insured it for $20K.

    11. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Replacing computer parts in a desktop (let alone this agreement, which is for laptops!) IS rocket science for UPS. Those assholes couldn't put two legos together without an act of God, and if that happened, they'd charge you an AoG surcharge.

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    12. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      I call shenanigans on the Stanley Cup story. Since 1995 the Cup has always traveled under the companionship of at least one rep of the Hockey Hall of Fame. The worst it could get lost is in an airport bagage system. It does NOT travel via courier.

    13. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1



      Tell me about it, I had to take them to court...

      http://web.archive.org/web/*/ups-are-crap.com

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    14. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Hm. Okay, my laptop will intermittently freeze. Doesn't seem to matter what application I'm using. I've already done a clean install. I have two other laptops of the same model with the same software load and they run w/o issue. So what part do you swap? RAM, HD, NIC, video card, logic board? All of the above?

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    15. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Why do you think that policy was implemented? I could believe that the OP was writing about a time pre-'95.

      That's a funny thing to know, too, btw.

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    16. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by humblecoder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You, sir, are full of sh*t, and whoever modded this post up is also full of sh*t!

      Your story about the Stanley Cup is a complete fabrication. The Stanley Cup doesn't get shipped UPS. It has a personal team of escorts who travel with it 24/7. The chances of it getting "lost" in some UPS hub for 3 days is less than nil. Here's a link that backs up what I am saying:

      http://www2.nhl.com/hockeyu/history/cup/travels/ cu pkeeper070203.html

      I don't know why you feel the need to badmouth UPS. Granted I'm sure they aren't 100% perfect, but everything I've ever shipped with them, or received from them has been free of damage, so I imagine that damaged packages is the exception and not the rule. The one time a package didn't arrive on the day it was guaranteed, I got my money back, which is more than I can say for a lot of businesses out there.

    17. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      ...trust me, this is a bad idea.

      Considering the amount of claims I have had to file with UPS, this looks like an infinite loop.

      You order, it arrives broken, you return to UPS to fix, they fix, they send to you and break it on the way, you send it back, they fix, repeat ad nausium. Eventually, your warranty expires, and then. PROFIT! (sorry in advance)

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    18. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by vandoravp · · Score: 1

      I think it's a good idea, at least in theory. Maybe the choice to partner with UPS wasn't the best, if these horror stories are endemic to the rest of the UPS system. With my few experiences with sending something back for repair/whatever (always in order to get it covered under warranty, after warranty I always do it myself to save some of that precious money), it spent most of its time not working for me enroute to the place to be fixed or on its way back (thankfully working when I recieved it).

      Eliminating this travel time would most benefit people where time is money, such as a business, though those often have some kind of tech dept. that can fix one of these "trivial problems" it mentioned. The average consumer might not experience a huge difference, or at least not care that much.

    19. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above makes perfect sense - UPS handles > 13 million pacakges a day, but the thousand or so marked Toshiba are going to be handled differently? How the hell would that be profitable?
      Does anyone read what they post before hitting submit?

    20. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UPS is a common carrier here in Canada at least. For your needs, you need a bonded courier.

    21. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Black+Perl · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's an easy one. Swap everything but the HD. Use those parts to repair the next laptop. :-)

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    22. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      In a way it makes perfect sense.

      I buy and sell online, and I have first-hand experience in how good UPS is at damaging notebook computers, even in factory packaging (I will not ship *anything* by UPS anymore after my last debacle with them; at least the insurance adjuster was very honest and confirmed when I asked that every UPS horror story I've heard is true), and this kind of arrangement gets you one-stop shopping: You know they're going to smash the computer en-route, so instead of delivering your new Toshiba notebook to your house, they can just route it straight to the repair depot and fix the LCD they broke and anything else that has been crushed or smashed loose, too.

      Then they can Fedex it to you.

    23. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I've always shipped FedEx if I have a choice in the matter. FedEx has always been good to me.

      UPS hasn't been that bad in my encounters either though. The ones to avoid is USPS. God damn they take forever to ship.

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    24. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by thatnerdguy · · Score: 0

      I bought some RAM on ebay a while ago. The seller shipped it by UPS in a BUBBLE WRAP ENVELOPE. When i picked it up at the local warehouse (after they had to look for it and found it wedged somewhere) i took it home to find that the RAM's were bent right out of shape! i sent a picture of them to the seller and luckily he agreed to ship another pair of memeroy chips by regular mail. (this time in a box)

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    25. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by michaelhood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And UPS won't insure *anything* for 20k, which would be your first hint that they're not capable of handling such valuables. This does suck, and so does UPS from my experience, but due diligence wasn't done.

    26. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's been said before, but that they screwed up your antibody package is the fault of whomever decided to ship it UPS.

      If it was so important it should have been sent by courier, with it no less than handcuffed to them. FedEx offers such a service, and it's about $1200 for normal sized objects coast to coast, in as much time as it takes for them to find a flight for it.

      I'm sure private carriers offer such things, too.

    27. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please learn how to make links.
      <a href="http://www2.nhl.com/hockeyu/history/cup/trav els/cupkeeper070203.html">boring story</a>
      (without any spaces put there by Slashdot) yields: boring story
    28. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by RussR42 · · Score: 2, Funny
      >Does anyone read what they post before hitting submit?

      No!

      I mean, er, yes?... shit, how do I undo that?

    29. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by dave1791 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked as a preloader about 12 years ago and Mac/Micro warehous was around the corner. Every day there would be tons of monitors, cpus, ect coming down the belt destined for that truck. Well, when it got really busy, the guys would just grab boxed off the conveyor belt and throw them onto the floor; and I do not mean the three foot drop from the conveyor, I mean the all the way to tire level (5-6 feet). I wonder how many people got broken monitors.

      I think the difference between UPS and the rest is that UPS is a union shop (every employee is a Teamster). I saw horrible employes that never got fired because of the union. At Fedex, if you dropped a monitor 6 feet and then stepped on it, you would be fired. At UPS, a manager takes you aside and says "don't do it again".

    30. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Did the clone come from Mac Warehouse? If so, I knew the guys that dropped it.

    31. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by dave1791 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you ship them overnight? In my experience with antibodies (used for flow cytometry), they always go next day air. Did you not track the package online? If it really was a red (overnight) shipment, it should have been there by noon (at least that is the case in the states). You did not stick around for the UPS man?

      Here is a hint: If you will not stick around to wait for the package, don't order expensive-dry ice packed things at the end of the week.

    32. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by ODD97 · · Score: 1

      I agree with this as well. Luckily, Amazon.com packaged my last shipment of books well and the contents were intact (The complete stories and poems of Winnie the Pooh), but two of the "Airbag" packaging bubbles had been ruptured, and an entire edge of the box was missing.
      I was surprised at the carelessness that must take place to have that much of a box destroyed.

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    33. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down please. His Stanley Cup story is either completely misinformed or just simple bullshit. As someone else here mentioned, the cup is never shipped, and is escorted 24/7.

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    34. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by garwain · · Score: 1

      I once received a monitor via UPS, which looked like it had a mop handle shoved through the tube. I've also shipped Maple Syrup to friends of mine, and had it arrive leaking. One shipment actually arrived, cans only, with the tops cleanly cut open. That didn't look like an accident to me...

    35. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by _Spirit · · Score: 1

      Maybe the compressor or the thermostat...

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    36. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will be done at UPS Louisville. I know the people working on this. Repair of laptops is very easy, as it is basically just a FRU Swap and test. Since we have the largest UPS Hub in Louisville that helps drive (pun intented) a lot of business our way.

      The boxes won't be handled that bad as they come in standard sizes that stack well, however, as with any shipping company some damage will always occur. To me the worst damage I see that reoccurs is water damage. I don't know what's so hard about water proofing a UPS Truck, but apparently it can't be done.

    37. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by cbelt3 · · Score: 1

      There is a certain symmetry to having the item repaired by the same company that often broke it in the first place. Now if Toshiba can only set it up so the UPS repair center has to ship Fed Ex, they won't end up in an endless loop. 1-Dropkick Laptop onto 20 mile long conveyor belt. 2-Deliver laptop to customers door. Leave under bush in rain. 3-Customer fusses with laptop for a week, finally returns it to repair center. 4- Repair center replaces damaged, missing, or just those items that they have a lot of in stock. 5- Repeat...

    38. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former IBM contractor back in 1996 this is nothing new.
      IBM thinkpads would go through easyserve where the laptops would be sent to the fedex hub in knoxville and never leave the building for repairs. The IBM repair center was part of the building. We had an optional service that would get you your laptop back in 24 hours.

    39. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you done anything to investigate? Why not try running a memory tester? Or monitor the temperature of the CPU? You've provided no additional information other than the initial symptom. There's this process, see, called "trouble-shooting." Real techs use this amazing process to eliminate different possible problems until they figure out a likely candidate for replacement. Only clueless morons or lazy people just randomly swap out parts, hoping to find the culprit via hit-or-miss.

    40. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UPS has insured jewelry shipments worth that much. I know from experience.

    41. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UPS package handlers are all Teamsters. They do not get fired for mishandling packages, regardless of the account.

    42. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Whaaaat? That's nonsense. And the next thing you're going to point out is that somehow using a subcontractor implies far less control over inventory, service quality, and endlessly et freakin' cetera.

      Sarcasm aside, any executive who takes this step is abiding by the rules of Fatal Cost Cutting (a.k.a. Extreme Outsourcing). It's a great way to cash out now and then crash your business later (after you've jumped and popped your golden parachute).

      This is a bad business meme and it will have to just play itself out in all the customer agony the results. It sure is funny to hear all this "core competence" bullshit being passed around, and also see people startup the idea of, say, having shippers perform computer-repair work of any kind.

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    43. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former employee of this project, I think it's fantastic even though my contracts on it weren't renewed. The technology wasn't SOTFA, but that's now what moves boxes and repairs machines. Much of machine repair is "replacement" and that's all there is to it.

    44. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Vraeden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The story above may not be true, but mine is. I've lived in two places where I have been attempting to receive UPS packages. First in Nashville. I was replacing a motherboard and I was watching the tracking very carefully. All of a sudden, the tracking was reporting that the package that had started in California and gotten to Memphis was going back to California. WTF! They never came to my apartment. I had to wait another 2 weeks. I demanded that they ship it overnight but they refused. Then I had a digital camera shipped. I saw that they had made a failed delivery attempt, they couldn't find my apartment. It wasn't a hard to find apartment, I promise. I had to call them and drive 30 minutes to pick the item up. Now, in Gainesville, FL, I had a hat shipped. After three days of attempted delivery, they called me and told me I had moved. I told them that was a very mistaken conclusion. The address they had was perfectly okay(well, they had unit instead of apt, but come on...), the driver just never found the building and never bothered to go to the apartment leasing office that is open till 6pm. I shop Amazon all the time and use their free shipping. They use USPS and Fedex and I've gotten my packages early and in great condition every time. UPS can't even find me. That's why I feel the need to badmouth UPS!

    45. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      I think the difference between UPS and the rest is that UPS is a union shop (every employee is a Teamster). I saw horrible employes that never got fired because of the union.

      Nail on the head. Not to bad talk unions. My health benifits were awesome, and management could not push you around, it almost made up for the shitty pay. But I saw some guys that needed to be fired. Guys who made my life more difficult with their half-assedness that mnagment couldn't touch because of the union. Its really a double-edged sword.

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    46. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Metapsyborg · · Score: 0
      For Sure.

      I worked as a sorter at UPS; when boxes would get backed up, people just started kicking them onto conveyor belts to get them out of the way. And with the perpetual state of part-time employment UPS keeps most of its workers in, there's not too much of a chance the situation will get any better.

      I *never* send anything UPS.

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    47. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it was an eBay purchase.

    48. Re:As a former UPS Employee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can diagnose a large variety of hardware problems with the online computer repair flowcharts

      My long experience in the computer business was full of UPS breaking things, though granted, they were usually packed improperly.

  29. Not really THAT weird... by retro128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like the article says the laptops are shipped to a central facility where the laptops are worked on. Radio Shack does the same thing, as they take Compaq laptops for repair. I should have trusted my gut on Radio Shack and stayed far away, but I brought an out-of-warranty Compaq to them that had problems turning on without a battery. So I give them the laptop and the bobo at the repair facility says they have to replace the mobo to the tune of $800. I explained to him that I thought the problem was probably with the charging unit and to try that first, but he wouldn't have any of it. I told him to pack it up and send it back.

    After that I went in search of a way to repair it myself, and I found Impact Computers, which stocks just about every laptop component under the sun for a decent price (including replacement plastic covers for your more clutzy co-workers) I ordered a new charging board and sure enough it worked for a fraction of the price even if they had made a correct diagnosis in the first place. Suck on that you so-called technician!

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  30. Another article on this. by tprox · · Score: 1

    Fast Company has an article talking about bringing the parts of the supply chain together.

    Turns out they're not only looking to do warranty support, but they're looking to provide customer service and call center support. Everyone wants to be a global services kind of company nowadays :)

  31. Another Blow to Good Service... by gbulmash · · Score: 1
    If they bring their huge network of UPS Stores into this as drop/off and pick-up points, it's cool.

    But if you actually have a day job, are trying to get your personal laptop repaired, and have to rely on UPS residential service (or company depots) for this... Take a gun and shoot your laptop. It will be cheaper and less aggravating in the long run to buy a new one than to try to deal with UPS's poor residential service and their very limited depot hours.

    UPS will need to make the UPS Stores network a prime feature of this, or Toshiba will have a LOT of very unhappy ex-customers.

    - Greg

    1. Re:Another Blow to Good Service... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      But if you actually have a day job, are trying to get your personal laptop repaired, and have to rely on UPS residential service (or company depots) for this... Take a gun and shoot your laptop. It will be cheaper and less aggravating in the long run to buy a new one than to try to deal with UPS's poor residential service and their very limited depot hours.

      Dunno about poor residential service... I'm on rather good terms with my regular UPS driver. It's the cover drivers that suck. (Fortunatlye I telecommute, so I'm almost always here to sign for packages.)

      I'll agree 100% on their crappy customer counter hours at the local package centers. The one that delivers my packages is only open from 1pm to 5pm (I used to have to scoot out of work early to get there in time). I hated getting packages via UPS because they won't driver release stuff where I live and I always had to go to the customer counter.

      FedEx has much nicer hours (and nicer/cleaner customer areas to boot). Even if I missed the delivery attempt, I could go up to the local package center after 6pm and get my package the same day. (Their customer counter was open until at least 8pm.)

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  32. It's Called Logistics by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative
    UPS is adding services above and beyond shipping. I remember 8-9 years ago having them do warehousing and packing.

    I worked for a company years ago that did pretty much this same thing. It was a freight and logistics company and one of the customers was Apple Computer. We coordinated supply chains for the parts and brought the assembled systems, packaged and all, to where the end customer or store was. Less bother for the manufacturer.

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  33. Not that big news by ls-lta · · Score: 1

    UPS has been providing spare repair parts for Toshiba for some time, this is just a natural extention of that argreement.

    Disclaimer: I was the data collection lead for UPS warehousing.

  34. I'm not convinced... I'm not even... sanguine. by bcs_metacon.ca · · Score: 1

    We have an IBM authorized repair shop at work and our techs groan when they get a ThinkPad in to work on. Even for what you'd think would be a simple repair they sometimes have to strip the machine completely, and there are a million little bits and pieces. IBM is typically really good about easy-to-maintain designs so if a ThinkPad is that complex, I can only assume other company's laptops are as bad or worse.

    I wouldn't trust anyone but an expert to hack at my laptop... it's way to important to my self-image :-)

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  35. PromoId on the URL by TheAB · · Score: 1

    Whats up the promo id on the url? Who is getting clickthroughs/paid/something for me clicking on this link?

    its a great way to generate some revenue.. embed a clickthrough payment link and get it on slashdot... 3+ million people click, thats great cash even at a fraction of a fraction of a penny for each.

    Things that make you say... hmmm....

    1. Re:PromoId on the URL by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      its a great way to generate some revenue.. embed a clickthrough payment link and get it on slashdot... 3+ million people click, thats great cash even at a fraction of a fraction of a penny for each.
      Every link on /. contains such an embedded clickthrough payment link. How else do you think the ecconomics of the slashdot effect work? Those vaporized servers aren't free you know.
  36. UPS damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Who fixes the damages caused when UPS tosses the returned laptop at the door?

  37. Funny thing by enjoilax · · Score: 2, Informative

    i read about this 6 months ago in Fast Company, a management magazine... Go figure...

    1. Re:Funny thing by gphinch · · Score: 1

      Aaaah! The enemy has found us! Evil management!

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  38. Incompetence pays by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2, Informative

    They claim that the bulk of the effort in a computer repair is moving the computer and the necessary parts together.

    Hey! UPS' own incompetence is finally paying off!

    1. Obstruct and make shipping process as difficult as possible.

    2. ????

    3. Profit from Toshiba

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  39. That's a change... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember when we used to have to do computer repair for UPS. Back in '95 or '96 there was quite a rash of false computer damage claims. I think someone started passing around instructions on how to rip off UPS, but it didn't take UPS long to catch on and start bringing in damage claims for assessment and repair.

    I was working for a small local computer shop at the time and we didn't do a huge volume of UPS claims, but what I saw was outrageous. Yeah, there were a couple of legitimate claims - almost always loose cards or cables from vibration - but most of the fraudulent ones didn't even try. VLB cards stuck in ISA slots, toasted motherboards, junk components just jammed in a case... nothing that even looked remotely like shipping damage.

    Not sure what they did to the people that tried to pull this stuff, but the claims seemed to stop almost as fast as they started.

    1. Re:That's a change... by jbayes · · Score: 1

      "vibration"?

      Is that what they're calling being kicked off an 8-foot precipice onto a concrete floor, nowadays?

      I've seen how UPS treats my property. The only thing I'll ship with them now is stuff that's pretty much indestructable.

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  40. Use UPS to sell on eBay by majid · · Score: 2, Informative

    Another original use for UPS (UPS Stores, actually) is as a drop-off point for stuff to sell on eBay. You don't even have to have an eBay account - this company will take care of everything for you (for a commission, of course).

  41. Former UPS technician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked as a technician for UPS once. It's amazing what people will do to try to get their machines replaced by UPS. Some would ship really ancient machines with thousands in insurance then claim it was damaged in shipment. One guy was really upset because he had paid to have an old machine sent as a high value shipment but on inspection it was worth less than $50. Blame it on Seinfeld episodes...

    This is not to say that UPS didn't damage stuff. THey did. Lots of stuff. Sometimes I was amazed that equipment actually arrived in working order. There was one machine that was run over by a truck -- no kidding. Footprints on boxes? Yup, many times. Pilferage. Yup.

    No point to this post other than a rant. They have the illusion of high tech but their hubs are ripped right from the 1940's.

    1. Re:Former UPS technician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No point to this post other than a rant. They have the illusion of high tech but their hubs are ripped right from the 1940's.

      Not quite (you didn't pay attention during Founder's Day or the company orientation?).

      Most of their national growth came during the late 60s and early 70s. So most of those buildings were built during that timeframe. Air service started in the 80s, IIRC, although they had tried it a few decades earlier.

    2. Re:Former UPS technician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I paid attention. Went to all the new management training sessions, stayed a few days in the Atlanta headquarters, did other things in some of the remote hubs throughout the SouthEast. I still have a little UPS truck on my desk as a reminder of those days.

      The *attitude* of the company is ripped from the 1940s. Now I'm not a guy who hasn't seen my share of crap -- I've worked in the Port of Miami unloading trailers, worked construction for a while, drove a forklift in a couple warehouses way back when -- but nothing compared to the slave driver mentality of the UPS hubs.

      The first day on the job a little old lady supervisor hollered to me at the top of her lungs, "Why the fuck haven't these mother-fucking packages been moved?" I was around 23 then, hardly a seasoned adult, but not some dog either. When I was promoted to part-time supervision and got to know first hand the outright racism and nastiness of management I was shocked. I left soon afterwards.

      Not that the Union was any better. I was showing a lady in one package center how to use the Symbol 3300s when some no-necked goon got about two inches in front of me and said, "What you doing?" Seconds later two more neckless types had joined him, completely surrounding me.

      Now this may be extreme, but it wasn't unusual.

    3. Re:Former UPS technician... by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

      hehe, that reminds me of a summer job at DHL (FedEx like courier company). We had to load containers that had to go on planes. I was carring a Bang&Olufson box, put it in the container, and slide it to the back. Suddenly another employee came and said "hey, be carefull, those B&O electronics are really expensive". 5 minutes after, he was throwing small seagate boxes against the back of the container :). I guess he never heared of hard-disks :)

  42. easier than it sounds by kalpol · · Score: 1

    I worked at Dell last year as a temp, repairing laptops. Basically, I either replaced the entire base (swapping out the CPU, drives, memory, and keyboard to the new base), or replaced the LCD assembly, or the CPU/drives/memory/keyboard. That pretty much covers all laptop problems. All the parts came preassembled from Malaysia - it took nearly zero knowledge to repair, and we sent the old assemblies back to Malaysia or somewhere to be recycled.

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  43. I think it will probably work by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Dell's on-site service consists of outsourcing to local tech-monkey providers, I think IBM in our area. What happens is they dispatch a guy a with little knowledge and a lot of parts. You ten get peices of your computer replaced until it's not broken anymore. It's rather inefficient and we all got a big kick out of watching the time it takes for simple tasks (like replacing a faulty disk in a RAID, which is fully hot-swappable and non-critical) but Dell would rather their tech did it.

    So all UPS needs is to handle the parts (no problems here) and get/outsource some low-level tech people that can install them, given an instructions sheet.

  44. Who started the idea? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    IMO, it would be interesting who proposed the idea?

    Did UPS ask Toshiba? (eg they want to diversify their business model).
    OR
    Did Toshiba approach UPS? (eg they want to get out of repairing customer computers).

    Of course, UPS can always HIRE trained, certified laptop repair persons as well. I don't think the drivers will be fixing them anytime soon.

    1. Re:Who started the idea? by fferreres · · Score: 1

      They have been doing this kind of thing for other companies for years. So you'd better look into History rather than the fact mentioned here.

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  45. UPS and Dell by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

    They must have a partnership... I ordered a monitor one afternoon and it was on my porch waiting for me the next afternoon. Considering how far I am from the nearest UPS hub, all I can figure is that they have a stock of parts onsite.

    Or wormholes.

  46. Yeah, its true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll post this AC for fear of being hunted down and slaughtered by my evil UPS-corporate overlords... but the rumours are true. We, at UPS, really do drop-kick your boxes. Off the trucks to the belt isn't so bad, the damages happen in the trailer. They crank the belt up so high that packages will literally start piling into the ass end of the trailer if your packers aren't working fast enough. Unfortunatly, most of the time the only way to work fast enough is to not give a shit about the packages, and just start throwing them. But of course, the managers would never slow the belts down, because then we might be a little late *gasp*. So yeah, you basically get trained to break things.

    After a while it becomes fun though, almost like a game. We do all sorts of stuff to your crap. Sit on boxes, stand on boxes, drop boxes, throw them, kick them, drop heavy boxes on lighter boxes... its a great stress reliever really! Some highlights from my UPS-trailer career include:

    - Sliding on packages down the rollers like a slip'n'slide.
    - Taking long, heavy automotive parts like suspension pieces, and using them as javelins to impale other boxes
    - Finding the absolute heaviest package on the truck, lining it up over some other boxes, and then going "Oops!" as you roll it into the belly to smash the other boxes
    - Using any sort of metallic crate, case, or box, and tossing it onto other boxes so the sharp corners rip into the packages
    - Building a wall of packages until only a small, 2 ft gap is left at the top of the trailer, and then taking small, light packages, and drop-kicking them over the wall like a football player. We even keep score (honestly, we do).
    - Having shotput competitions with really heavy packages. The bags we use for letters are really fun, because you can swing them like a hammer-toss for extra distance.
    - Playing "smash-up-boxes", or "Darwinism". Basically two guys take random boxes and throw them at eachother and see which one survives the impact the best. The winner then takes on a new challanger. Its supposed to find the "ultimate package", but generally it just leaves a whole lot of beat up crap scattered around.

    Oh, and don't bother labling your packages "fragile". For one, they don't get treated any better than anything else (the ONLY packages that get treated with kid-gloves are the specially insured high-values). For a second thing, fragiles can actually be treated WORSE than regular packages. Probably 75% of everything we move has a "fragile" sticker somewhere on it. Even if the part is an 80lb chunk of metal, you idiot customers still seem to think its "fragile" and that we need to gently carress while placing it in the trailer. So when we see boxes that are marked fragile, its kind of insulting. Especially packages that are obviously not fragile, or overly labled ("OMG FRAGIEL PLZ DONT DROP OR STAND ON END PLZ K THNX BYE!!"). We target those packages for extra abuse :).

    Other things we hate and tend to abuse are boxes that are shitty and falling apart, or just too thin to hold their contents correctly. Since those kinds of things tend to bust open easilly, we like to drop the heavier stuff on them to see what happens. Also, be wary of heavier boxes with shifting loads. If a worker is ever injured by your box (contents shift and smack you in the face, box opens and contents fall on your foot or whatever), then your package will get the "royal treatment". Royal meaning we royally beat the fuck out of your stupid goddamn package. ;)


    Anyways, I hope that little insight into UPS was enough to convince some of you to never ship with our shitty fucking company ever again.

    Cheers! :)

    1. Re:Yeah, its true. by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      I work w/ a few ex-ups guys. They tell em about the times aroudn christmas where the conveyor gets backed up and the poor boxes start getting crushed or falling off the belts to the ground and getting kicked around. Always funny to hear the stories.

    2. Re:Yeah, its true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice attempt, but you got a lot of insideer terminology wrong.

    3. Re:Yeah, its true. by X_Caffeine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I worked as a UPS loader for a while too (and I won't go anonymous to admit that), although my supervisors were perhaps a bit more responsible than yours. We would never did anything as crazy as spearing boxes or "Darwinism"... but yes, packages marked fragile are not treated any differently than any other boxes, and yes, the conveyer belts will move boxes so fast that they tumble into piles, etc.

      Rule of thumb: if you think your items will be damaged if the box gets dropped from, say, twelve feet, you didn't pack it well enough.

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    4. Re:Yeah, its true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      C'mon idiot moderators. This is obviously a joke.

      My friend worked at the Louisville plant and aside from conveyors going really fast, there was nothing like this. If there was, *every* package would get damaged. I worked at a music instrument store for years, almost everything came from UPS, and the only problem we ever had was a single box that got wet and damaged a couple of books.

    5. Re:Yeah, its true. by Peyna · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Louisville plant is a pretty new facility and operates a heck of a lot better than some of the older ones (like 81st street in Indy, yes, I've worked there.)

      81st street hub in Indy is ran horribly. I've been in a trailer where there were two of us loading (and we were 2 of the fastest loaders in the building), and we still couldn't keep up with the flow and because of crappy equipment boxes kept getting jammed in the slides, etc. So after about an hour we had no way to get out of the trailer except to climb on boxes and step on them, or you would get a 70 pound box flying down the conveyer and run into something fragile that was stuck against every other box that had piled up.

      Most of the UPS plants in the country are older and not at all like the one in Louisville. Keep in mind that it is more than likely your package will go through one of those plants on its way.

      Oh, and if you send something 2nd day air it's not going on a plane unless it's travelling well over 1000 miles, so you might as well pay for ground. (From Indy we serviced all 2nd day air by truck from Iowa to Kansas to Florida to upstate New York.)

      =]

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    6. Re:Yeah, its true. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And I've had a package that had all its bubble wrap popped on one side and a large dent put in the item being shipped. My whole weight jumping on it wasn't sufficient to burst the remainnig bubble wrap in the box, so it had to be either something heavier than a person falling on it, or something hard and pointed (not just another box, unless it was a metal box) hitting it. Striking it repeatly with a baseball bat would have done less damage.

      Oh, and I live in Alaska. UPS will accept a ground shipment to Alaska from the lower 48, ship it to Seattle, let it sit there for a week or so, then ship it back to the sender. Every time it happens, they tell me it can't happen.

    7. Re:Yeah, its true. by CyberVenom · · Score: 1

      I had some bad experiences recently with UPS while building a computer from ordered parts for a friend. Some of the merchants I had purchased from shipped FedEx, and some shipped UPS. I happened to be at working during the day some of the boxes were scheduled to arrive, but my former roommate was visiting and watching TV at my apartment.
      FedEx came by and dropped off a package, which he signed for, but the UPS guy didn't even bother knocking, just slapped a note on the door and left.
      This annoyed me a bit, but I figured, what the heck. I called UPS and told them to hold the box at the local distribution center so I could come pick it up. Well, I went there after work, gave them my tracking number, and showed them the note. (I was expecting 3 boxes - 2 from one merchant and 1 from another) After about an hour of waiting (along with about 4 other people) they finally found the smallest box of mine (which had been somewhat crushed) and the lady explained to me that they had no idea where the other two were, and suggested I call the office where the truck was parked (next door).
      So I went home, called the truck place, and they told me the UPS distribution center had it (in fact, the person I spoke with recalled the name of the person who had taken my packages - the same lady at the distribution center who had told me that they were lost), and gave me a number. I called that number, and they (the same ones at the distribution center that I had seen 10 minutes before) assured me that they didn't have my packages. They told me to call the truck place. I told them the truck place told me to call them...
      After much commotion on their end, they finally declared that they had found my packages after all, and that I could come back to get them.
      I came back, and they had my packages (neither of which was in any way small, and both of which had large labels slapped on the side with my name and the tracking numbers on them)
      Needless to say, once I finished the computer, I shipped it to my friend FedEx.
      I paid for 2day-Saturday delivery, and the package arrived in 1 day on Friday. (Ontario, California to Bend, Oregon)

      Just my 4-cents.

    8. Re:Yeah, its true. by spectasaurus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you know what we do in the medical imaging field? We don't scan you when you thinmk you're being scanned. We don't really even have an x-ray tube in the CT scanner. The images we tell you are your's are really some Jamaican guy that was in the factory one day when they were making the scanner.

      Oh yeah, and we certainly don't tell you if you're sick. We always say you're healthy even though we know you're going to die soon. Then we all laugh about it and wish you'd die sooner.

      Man, in case you haven't realized it, I was being sarcastic. Aren't you glad it's a damn good thing that someone takes their job seriously. Give it a try sometime and take responsibility, dude. One day you're going to need me, and if I find out you've been kicking my boxes around, you might just have something you don't want.

    9. Re:Yeah, its true. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Damn you suck. Ever think about the owners of those packages?

    10. Re:Yeah, its true. by ray+sedai · · Score: 0

      As a current UPS employee, all I can ask is... Which hub did you work at?
      Most of this isn't far from the truth, however "Sliding on packages down the rollers like a slip'n'slide" is grounds for immediate removal with no comp, period. (And the union wouldn't do anything to stop them; they'd laugh at you.) Managers throw hissy-fits if you sit on the belts without securing it - even if it is stopped and it is "break time."
      As far as packages piling up - employees are actually punished if the belt is stopped just because there's a small mountain of packages sitting on the belt and you need to stop it to scan them. So, we don't really care about not scanning one package and letting it go by, because someone down in the sort will throw it off the line, and send it back to the loaders to throw it back on again, beginning an infinite loop which usually results in a "lost" package.

      The Louisville hub is 10x better than 81st Street but only because it's the Int'l Hub for the entire east coast. It has to function above the other hub's craptacular standards otherwise, they'd lose *all* their major contracts.

      Speaking of which, they're coming insanely close to losing Dell's contract, which is probably why they decided to take up this insanity. (UPS no get computer to committed Dell Customer = Unhappy Customers = Many Unhappy Dell Cust Service Rep. all calling the OMS office at once.) If they can't get one package to a customer, how are they going to fix people's laptops?

      The key is: UPS's color is brown for a reason.

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  47. uh-oh by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    I don't think a company commonly known as 'United Parcel Smashers' is an appropriate place to take something to be _repaired_. The replacement parts they get shipped in would probably all be busted in transit, anyway.

    1. Re:uh-oh by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I've worked as a loader at UPS, and 99% of the time when a package was damaged it was due to poor or improper packing. A well packed and secured box can go through a lot of stress and the contents inside will not get damaged. But when someone ships a TV in a paper thin cardboard box with one piece of scotch tape holding it together, they shouldn't have expected it to get there in one piece.

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    2. Re:uh-oh by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      And here's a picture. Actually, several. Down Under I prefer Australia Post for parcels, though not for receipted delivery of letters due to the complete incompetence of the local office that handles anything that isn't a parcel.

  48. Inventory costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If gateway had actually stocked the components at the stores, the inventory costs would have killed them. Remember, most computer parts depreciate very rapidly (about 50% of their value in a year).

    1. Re:Inventory costs by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Not things like power supplies, modems, NIC's....etc etc. There are many thigs in a computer that stay constant. When was the last time you needed something other then a 10/100 MB NIC or a 56 K modem? If they were standard components like CD-RW drives and the like they could also sell them to anyone who wanted them. Things that DO change every year don't have problems like power supplies do.....ie the Motherboard.

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  49. in other news... by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...UPS has announced they plan to change their name to "un1tED P4rc3l 53RViC3"

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  50. UPS builds Dell's computers. by SuperCal · · Score: 2, Informative

    We were just talking about this in class the other day. Its not all that new. UPS has been building many Dell's computers for awhile now.

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  51. Guess by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going to guess that UPS uses a lot of Tosiba laptops and this made business sense for them, as they now probably get lots of parts at cost.

    This is kinda like Amazon becoming a ICANN certified domain selling company.... it was cheaper for them to manage all the domains themselves then it was to go through netsol.

    1. Re:Guess by Gmalloy · · Score: 1

      Actually we exclusively use IBMs (T20-T40).
      UPS has been doing this kind of service for COMPAQ servers for several years. The way it works is we send everything to Louisville, fix it there, and put it right back on a plane. Turnaround is actually pretty quick. Since we also manage the inventory, this is just the next logical step.
      For anyone who knows the company this isn't news.

    2. Re:Guess by bestguruever · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that they get their parts at cost for there own use. Yes, an authorized service center (i.e. UPS) is provided parts (possibly at cost or possibly for free), but these parts should tracked as a seperate inventory by the warrantor (i.e. Toshiba). Parts provided should be cross checked against parts replaced in warranty claims. Remedies for imbalances vary from contract to contract, possibly including reimbursement, loss of contractual obligation, or as a last resort fraud charges.

      My best guess as to why UPS is interested in deals like this is customer lock in. It becomes much more difficult to switch carries when you also have to make arrangements to handle the warranty repairs that were previously offloaded to that carrier. Any profits from the warranty claims are probably just a bonus.

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  52. But that's not how it works... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    UPS drivers aren't replacing anything, they are simply shipping them to a center where techs replace the parts, then ship them back. While the article gives the impression that the techs will be UPS employees, they still are most likely experienced laptop repair techs, not guys pulled from big brown trucks - if only because it's probably easier to find good laptop techs then good truck drivers these days.

    It isn't that unusual for shipping companies to do other loosly related stuff - for example, outpost.com outsources their wharehousing/pick n pack/shipping to Airborne - if you buy anything from outpost, it will ship from "1 Airborne Drive" somwhere in Ohio.

    1. Re:But that's not how it works... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      ... UPS drivers aren't replacing anything, they are simply shipping them to a center where techs replace the parts

      In my case, a UPS guy came and changed the power supply of a Dell D600. That didn't work, and after about 2 days a Unisys guy come over and replaced the motherboard. Problem solved. Ok, the ... ouch!!!! YES! refurbished Dell had initial problems... but Dell didn't realize it also came with 3 YEARS ONSITE Next Business Day Repair international warranty :-)

      So the UPS guys not only ship, the do some assessment over the phone, try some things up, replace the easy parts, and if it's no good, a real tech comes by and services your equipment (either from UPS or Unisys here).

      So no, they are aiming a low tech and medium tech "delivery" guys, not just delivery guys.

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  53. When I want... by mingust · · Score: 1

    My computer fixed in India by tomorrow, I only trust UPS to get it there on time.

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  54. Do we get a choice? by SeXy_Red · · Score: 1

    I own a Toshiba laptop, and I for one do not want UPS even touching it. So do I as a Toshiba customer get a choice in who is repairing my equipment?

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  55. future deal with apc by kneel · · Score: 1

    Maybe soon they will work out a deal with APC.
    So UPS will fix my UPS.

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  56. Toshiba? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool. Does this mean that Toshiba is going to be providing customer service now?

    So many people on the net have trashed Toshiba's customer service department over the years, that I'm sure that a typical UPS employee would do a better job than a Toshiba employee.

    The Toshiba Touch: bad touch.

  57. Apple will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either ship you the part or ship you a box.

    Then you have to send the broken part back.

  58. So now they can fix the Computers they break? by node159 · · Score: 1

    So now they can fix the Computers they break? I guess that will be included as a nother service tax of a few hundred dollars.

    Does it include free monitring of drive contents for the ISA/FBI asswell? :P

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  59. Better use of UPS for repair service by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Mail via UPS your broken laptop to yourself. Insure it for twice what it is worth. After recieving it, report that the laptop was broken in the shipment and demand the full payment. Then buy a new laptop. Or hope that they lose it, and you get the money for a new laptop anyway.

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  60. UPS broke my HP laser printer ... I had insured by cool_st_elizabeth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the package for $300, which was a few dollars less than it was worth. They paid the claim almost a year later. UPS seems OK for most things, but I will never send anything fragile or irreplaceable by UPS again.

    1. Re:UPS broke my HP laser printer ... I had insured by antispam_ben · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From what I've read on newsgroups, it appears to be standard operating procedure for UPS to resist paying insurance claims until you absolutely force them by going to small claims court or some crap. That way a lot of people give up and they don't have to pay the claim.

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    2. Re:UPS broke my HP laser printer ... I had insured by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      I got a laser printer shipped via UPS *during the big UPS strike*. It sat in a warehouse for quite some time, then was severely manhandled during transit. When it showed up, it looked like a sphere of soft, delapidated cardboard.

      I opened up the box, the printer had been packed with expanding foam - and worked perfectly. It's been something like 8 years now, and the printer still works flawlessly.

      When you send something delicate via UPS (or any other shipping company), you've just got to realize that it's going to be abused, and pack it for the worst-case situation.

      steve

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  61. Little insight by FlyingOrca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...in other news, parent actually works for FedEx and just got a stock bonus...

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  62. The idea is utterly preposterous. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The idea is utterly preposterous. United Parcel Service is clueless about computer issues, if my experience is any guide. UPS WorldShip software is amazingly poorly designed, and the installation is primitive. I needed installation instructions, and had to write them myself: UPS Online WorldShip Software Installation and Un-installation Instructions. No one at UPS has thought to put the instructions online. One UPS tech support rep. told me that was because they wanted to have as many people calling them as possible, so they could keep their jobs.

    1. Re:The idea is utterly preposterous. by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      One UPS tech support rep. told me that was because they wanted to have as many people calling them as possible, so they could keep their jobs.

      LOL! This sounds exactly like the UPS I know.

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    2. Re:The idea is utterly preposterous. by bestguruever · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right. I've made an unreal amount ofcalls to FedEx support. At this point I'm much more knowledgable about their products than their field reps and most of their support wonks think I work for FedEx. The only upside to this is that some of the transcripts of support calls are absolutely hillarious.

      "It might be network related, but if it were I wouldn't think it would be so intermittent"

      classic

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  63. They've been in the repair business a long time by gers0667 · · Score: 1

    I have a friend that has to ship his computer from home to school and back all the time. He insures the delivery and very carefully packs up the PC. So far, UPS has destroyed the PC 4 times. In one case, they cracked the CPU (don't know how).

    What this means is that they paid for a new PC about every 6 months for the guy. That's a round-about way to do PC repair.

  64. RE: computer repair by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd be more inclined to agree with you, if we were talking about DESKTOPS here, but we're talking NOTEBOOKS!

    I don't know how many notebook computers you've personally repaired, but I've worked on quite a few - and I'd say it's by far the most challenging type of computer repair out there.

    Among other things, it takes lots of patience and care, because you're dealing with lots of very small screws (often several different sizes for different parts of the system) that can easily get lost, along with fragile ribbon cables, etc. Outer plastic shell parts are often tricky to snap apart without breaking off tabs, and sometimes you have little pieces that have to be carefully placed in just the right spot before snapping other pieces closed around them (CPU cooling ducts and the like).

    The last thing I want is some moron rushing through a $3000 laptop repair, losing parts and breaking things in the process!

    Is it rocket science? Of course not. But like anything involving tiny parts crammed into small spaces, you have to be CAREFUL.

  65. watch those charges. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overnight repair with tracking number = your first born child.

    3 Days repair no tracking = your star wars vehicle collection.

    7 - 10 days dont ask what we are doing = $1000 dollars flat fee.

    These prices don't mean your laptop is gonna be fixed these charges is to pay for our flamboyant operations overhead.

    Conclusion: When buying a laptop dont buy the bleeding edge, buy something you can dispose away the repair costs are waaaay to execive doesn't matter who you go to.

  66. RE: more UPS horror stories by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yep.... Granted, this was at least 5 years ago, but one of my good friends worked for UPS and told me a story about their loading dock here in the midwest.

    He said they had been short on space, so they were ordered to stack boxes up in a 6 or 7 foot high "wall". When it came time to get these boxes loaded on the trucks, a supervisor came along, ordering them to "tear it down!". They just let the whole thing fall all over the concrete floor, without any concern as to whether or not boxes near the top of the pile were "fragile".

  67. Universal Product Supply? by mindpixel · · Score: 1

    First they fix them. Then they licence the brands. Then they buy the designs and produce them. When we finally have nice 3-d object printers that do for complex physical objects what Print on Demand technology does for books, then they will be Universal Product Supply. The giant brands of the world will be studios...

    Or maybe Flextronics and UPS merge?

  68. How many repair depots? by dj245 · · Score: 1

    After watching like a hawk my packages transit the UPS system, I've got to wonder how many repair depots they will make. Typically packages take very little time to reach the nearest large megadepot (Ohio, New Jersey, theres one in California) but going cross country and going back the last 300 miles takes a fairly long time. If every large UPS hub had a repair depot, this would be great. But would they but one in every hub? Transit times between hubs are fairly high; then again, I usually ship ground because I'm a cheap bastard.

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  69. UPS has IT anyway... by bluGill · · Score: 1

    My first thought is that UPS likely has IT guys around the country. Ship your laptop to the nearest one (in your state quite likely) and someone there will fix it and then fix a UPS owned machine. Seems like a perfect fit, a company with offices everywhere, many of which can do this work, and service goes up.

    Cept that instead they ship it too a central location. sigh, so close to same day service everywhere, even middle of nowhere North Dakota.

  70. this is like such a 'duh' moment ... by torpor · · Score: 1

    ... and i'm really not trying to troll.

    but wasn't it 1982 someone said that FedEx was the future of all future corporate enterprises, and was fundamentally the nee-plus ultra of all forms of commerce, forever?

    Wake me up (and still, not trolling) when I can send ShipCo. Inc, my own .DXF file, and its there in the morning ...

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  71. UPS already does this exact same thing... by jerkface · · Score: 1
    and has been for years, for HP, Compaq, and quite a few others. These types of services have gone under the name "UPS Logistics," though nowadays "Supply Chain Solutions" seems to be the favorite moniker.

    Every so often a new huge customer signs up, every so often an old one leaves. A seller of mid-to-upper range servers used to move all kinds of equipment back and forth to customers this way without it ever leaving UPS's hands -- and the customer usually doesn't know this!

    Many of the agreements are basically just warehousing - you order a bunch of Sprint phones, and boxes full of brand new phones are pulled off of a shelf in some warehouse UPS runs, and a special nightly trailer pickup takes them to a major air hub that's right across town. Other agreements do involve repair. So, there's fundamentally absolutely nothing new about this story, other than that Toshiba laptops are now involved.

    Yes, I do work for them.

  72. Your excuse is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First you state:

    "They crank the belt up so high that packages will literally start piling into the ass end of the trailer if your packers aren't working fast enough. Unfortunatly, most of the time the only way to work fast enough is to not give a shit about the packages, and just start throwing them."

    Then, suddenly, you have lots of time.

    Like: Time to throw boxes on top of, through and into other specifically selected boxes. You have time to throw boxes, not into the truck, but at other boxes to test impacts. You have time to build walls and kick boxes over them. You have time to seek out flimsy or marked boxes for special damage.

    Oh, but it's the managers' fault that the suspension spring went right through that box marked fragile in the center of the wall you built out of flimsy boxes! Your destructive, vandalizing, disrespect for the property of others has nothing to do with the chaos you cause! Yea, right!

  73. My name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    You killed my package.

    Prepare to die.

  74. Drop Kick Computer by Lakee911 · · Score: 1

    So when you get your computer back are the sides all bashed in and makes a loud rattling sound?

  75. Re: computer repair by Leebert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The last thing I want is some moron rushing through a $3000 laptop repair, losing parts and breaking things in the process!

    Honestly, whom do you think Toshiba employs in their repair shops now? You can be sure it's not an EE. Six of one...

    Besides, you all aren't reading TFA. They aren't going to be doing computer repairs in the local UPS hub or depot, all of the repairs are going to one central UPS shop in Louisville, KY. So it's either morons who work for Toshiba in God Knows Where or morons who work for UPS in Kentucky, what's the difference from the consumer POV?

  76. Ace Ventura? by real_smiff · · Score: 1
    great read. i haven't anything to add, since i've never worked for a parcel company, but i have seen the beginning of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (anyone?) :) GO PACKAGE PEOPLE!


    Ace Ventura: I have a package for you, sir.
    Man: Sounds broken.
    Ace Ventura: Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though.

    but yeah er, thanks for confirming my worst fears about package delivery firms.. :/ astounding. anyone managed to get a hidden camera on that? hmm new TV series idea: "America's Worst Package Deliveries". wouldn't be worse than most of what's on...

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  77. UPS already does some work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as someone who worked there, i can tell you... ups already does alot of not only swap the board repair (TRO - test and repair operator) and also component level board repairs, when i was there they were doing alot of cisco equipment. they also own a computer extended warranty business they bought from ge capital. they do alot of config of large printers (ram upgrades and the like before they are sent out) and they do the warranty work on all of those computers with the barcode reader/label printer that they rent out to companies to use.

  78. As a Toshiba Satellite owner... by gillbates · · Score: 1
    but if its a faulty display or a bad CD drive, this might actually work ...

    Actually, no, it won't. I bought a Toshiba Satellite last year and in spite of an under-warranty replacement of the CD burner, it still can't burn more than about 400 MB to a CD-R or CD-RW.

    There's no use in warranty work when the fault is in the product design.

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  79. Re: computer repair by NeoThermic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Evidently you are lacking the Toshiba laptop repair and service guide. Toshiba actually have a book on how to replace any part on any Toshiba model that is in the book.

    Not only that, but Toshiba number their screw holes and the guide of which screw size to which hole is in the guide.

    Toshiba have got it right, most internal parts are either clearly labled, or the diagram in the service guide is clear enough to follow to the last screw. The guide even covers how to put it all back together with notes on the tricky parts.

    I would actualy wager that you could use the guide and order all the parts seperatly, and build your own Toshiba laptop...

    NeoThermic

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  80. UPS sucks by destiney · · Score: 2, Interesting


    http://ascendantmedia.com/ups/

    They man-handled the box so roughly that components came loose from their sockets on the motherboard.

    And we never got a dime on the claim we filed for damages.

    1. Re:UPS sucks by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      Dude, you shipped a package via UPS in a Fedex box? No wonder it was slammed. Think about it!

    2. Re:UPS sucks by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      Wow. The PCI riser card came out, and apparently the DIMM came off of the card. I haven't used *every* rackmount case out there, but every single case I've ever used with a riser card had a way to solidly hold the riser card in place (metal bars screwed to the chassis). Furthermore, every rackmount case I've used has a way to solidly mount the PCI cards - nearly all are with screws, the few that aren't are still solid enough that they're NOT going to budge from even a really, REALLY good shaking/beating.

      So, there's a riser card that isn't solidly connected, and a PCI card on it that isn't solidly expected, and you gave it to a shipping company? I wouldn't have paid you a dime on the damages, either.

      I've had a very good number of rackmounts shipped via UPS ground and/or freight carrier. Never had a problem. All items were properly secured, and the machines were properly packaged. Did they get manhandled? You bet. Damaged boxes? Of course. Damage to the computers? Nope.

      steve

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    3. Re:UPS sucks by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but a really SHITTY packing job. You had it coming.

    4. Re:UPS sucks by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      I would agree. This doesn't look like a packing job I would expect for an expensive server. Looks more like something I would get from my parents on my birthday, only with less packing tape to hold it together.

  81. Come on, have a little pride in your work! by gone.fishing · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dear Shit for Brains,

    You didn't convince me of somthing that I didn't alreay know. Almost every company has some disgruntled workers - perhaps fifteen percent of their workforce. But the majority of their workers are hard working honest people who take pride in their work. Sure, they may have a few gripes but they do the best they can do and many, perhaps most - really stretch to go the extra distance.

    Too bad that small percentage - the people like you - hurt the reputation of the majority! If you worked flipping burgers, you would be the asshole that spits on the burgers. Jerks like you are everywhere and you hurt the honest hardworking people who only want a decent day's pay for a decent days work.

    You can't possibly convince me that you are more than a small percentage of the workforce. I get laptops shipped to me every day and of the thousands that I have handled over the years, I have yet to have had one damaged in shipping. You should see some of them I get too. At least once a week, I will get one in a "letter box."

    One of your competitors has delivered a laptop in working condition to me that had the shipping label pasted directly on the computer!

    I'd advise you to find a better attitude, the one you have now does not serve you well and will prevent you from getting somewhere in life.

    1. Re:Come on, have a little pride in your work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's a really bad attitude I can't understand. I think it comes from being very dissatisfied with your job, when you believe you DESERVE so much better. It's just entitlement and me me me. I have a shitty job, so I'm taking you down with me.

      I've worked some crappy jobs. Heavy labour, of the digging ditches 8x6 variety. Paper route. Flipping burgers. I even cleaned toilets. You gotta make money to pay rent, and sometimes you just have to take whatever's available. Personally, I'd have to be seriously threatened with living on the street before taking welfare.

      But never would I stoop to crap like that. That's just low. I couldn't ever bring myself to it, the thought of it alone disgusts me. Have you people no self-respect and decency? It may be a shitty menial job, but at least try to take some pride in it. I know some days it's the only way I'd ever get up in the morning and not go on a shooting spree.

  82. And How Is This UPS' Fault? by eric777 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You were expecting a super-critical package that needed to be kept in deep-freeze.

    It was Friday afternoon around quitting time, and it hadn't arrived.

    So you went home.

    So UPS showed up, and left the package (perhaps ignoring the 'signature required' - you don't say so, but perhaps).

    What were they supposed to do? Bring it back to their special freezer for people who don't stick around to make sure $20K packages are properly handled?

    And what about insurance, anyway? Had you not heard that packages don't *always* arrive on time and intact?

    Sheesh.

    1. Re:And How Is This UPS' Fault? by oingoboingo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What were they supposed to do? Bring it back to their special freezer for people who don't stick around to make sure $20K packages are properly handled?

      Precisely. This is what separates crappy second-rate carriers like UPS and FedEx from true professionals, like World Courier. If a package says on the outside that it needs to be kept at -20C, then I expect a halfway decent courier to keep that package at the stated temperature, regardless of whether someone was present at the lab at 8pm on Friday night (because the courier was running behind schedule) to receive the package or not. If the courier doesn't give a crap about the integrity of the shipment, then why bother picking it up in the first place? Why not just dump the package in the nearest waste bin as soon as possible after pickup is made?

      Despite what Fedex and UPS would have you believe via their large advertising budgets, both of these companies are viewed as talentless barbarians in the life sciences world. Neither seem to be able to ship time or temperature critical samples quickly or effectively, and neither seem to want to take any type of responsibility for them either. I have just today taken delivery of a Fedex shipped package of E.coli (carrying yeast expression plasmids), which had been stalled in Australian customs for over a week, due to Fedex misplacing the required regulatory paperwork. Thankfully E.coli are built like Abrams tanks, and a week at room temperature shouldn't be too harmful. This, unfortunately, was not the case last year when we lost ***2 years*** worth of time course mouse brain samples, which were being shipped from San Francisco. For some completely unknowable reason, the samples were held in Hawaii for 3 days. During this time, even the copious amount of dry ice which was packed with the samples evaporated, and by the time the package arrived in Sydney and cleared quarantine, there was nothing but a proteolytically degraded soup left for us to analyse.

      Frankly, I'd rather eat a bucket of my own crap than entrust the likes of UPS or Fedex with important biological samples. They simply don't know what they are doing. They're unprofessional. Their call centre staff are idiots. Avoid at all costs.

    2. Re:And How Is This UPS' Fault? by BitchKapoor · · Score: 1

      Man, that sucks. I'm in computer science, so the stuff I ship is all mass-produced and replaceable, although time is still an issue. But for life sciences and other areas where your samples are pretty much irreplacable, it might be worth looking into setting up a trusted network of peers who will courier eachothers' parcels when traveling to conferences, etc.

    3. Re:And How Is This UPS' Fault? by oingoboingo · · Score: 1

      There are courier companies which specialise in life sciences delivery. World Courier is one which we've always had good dealings with. They'll do things like open the package and top up dry ice if things are delayed in transit and stuff like that. Of course you pay extra for it, but the small extra cost of paying a specialist is nothing compared to the years of salary, consumables and equipment costs which may have gone into preparing a sample in the first place.

    4. Re:And How Is This UPS' Fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They'll do things like open the package and top up dry ice if things are delayed in transit and stuff like that.

      Hence the phrase "The right tool for the job."

      Most folks would freak out if FedEx or UPS opened their packages for any reason. Personally I'm amazed at the stupidity of some of these "thats why FedEx/UPS/etc suck" stories. Bunch of dumb assed grad students looking to blame others for their own incompetence.

    5. Re:And How Is This UPS' Fault? by oingoboingo · · Score: 1
      Most folks would freak out if FedEx or UPS opened their packages for any reason. Personally I'm amazed at the stupidity of some of these "thats why FedEx/UPS/etc suck" stories. Bunch of dumb assed grad students looking to blame others for their own incompetence.

      ...or looking to blame stupid postdocs and senior researchers in the United States who won't use anything other than FedEx because that's who they have an account with. FedEx might be fine for shipping labile materials within the United States, and that's probably all a lot of U.S. based researchers have done in their entire careers. However, for reasons mentioned earlier, FedEx suck for shipping labile samples internationally, especially longer routes like east coast U.S. to Australia. But if your U.S. shipper won't send by any other means because "we've never had a problem with FedEx", what choice to you have?

      Personally, I'm amazed at the stupidity of some of these "blame it on the dumb assed grad students looking to blame others for their own incompetence" stories. But then again this is Slashdot, and being a fucking pig-ignorant retard with no experience of life outside of their own parent's basement is the preferred mode of operation here. Fuck off and die.

  83. UPS, don't trust em, even with really valuable by me101 · · Score: 1

    I work for a small jeweler in new england, and we're fed-up with ups loosing packages.

    We make sure that anthing that goes out ups gets packed tripple, inside two boses... believe me, I've seen what happens when a package gets returned to us that's been through hell and back, the only thing that is recognisable is the ups label...

    I would not want ups doing this crap with toshiba, having a rack mounted server a few years ago shipped to 7 different counteries, yes I kid you not, and ending up completly destroyed, and ups is going to handle parts etc for toshiba... ok, I must be dreaming... !

  84. Re: computer repair by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who just took a Toshiba laptop in for "official" repair today after a "bad blocks" message and a bit of tinkering, I must point out that the hard drive in the particular model of Toshiba laptop I was working with was under a cover on the bottom of the laptop held by two screws. The cover plate was stamped with the words "Hard Drive". Inside the compartment was, you guessed it, the hard drive. It was held in place by a couple of small screws, and connected via a ribbon cable.

    It's not anywhere near as technical as removing a HD from a Powerbook (personally, I did surgery on an old Lombard model from 1999). That involved such difficult tasks as "removing the keyboard by holding back two spring latches and pulling it upward", "unscrewing the cage that holds the hard drive", and "plopping a new drive in place of the old one". The toughest part of that ordeal was finding a Torx-8 wrench.

  85. BULL$HIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UPS policy is very tough on family members working in the company. In fact, in rare cases when employees get married, one of them is forced to resign. This is seen as a way to prevent integrity issues, and accusations of favoritism.

  86. Re: computer repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An EE is the last person you'd want doing repairs. Except for years of math, the universities dole out precious little useful info. The reason universities love math is because it costs them nothing in labs and materials. If they actually had to teach electronics, they would have to pay a lot for parts and people and equipment.
    Math is easy to pile on.

  87. whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would mean we wouldn't have to return are hardware, and letting us play with our stuff sooner.
    that would also mean that companys would not have to return broken items, so critical hardware updates could come faster.(when i say faster, i mean if the hardware is broken)Im all for it

  88. Re: computer repair by BRTB · · Score: 1

    Yeah, some laptops were designed reasonably well. Apple, Dell and Toshiba seem to be reasonably good at this. But there are others much less so... swapping the hard drive in a friend's HP-something laptop involved the following procedure (I'm not making this up):

    1. Remove plastic cover between keyboard and screen. This is accomplished by inserting a small flat-blade screwdriver between the cover and keyboard and prying up in 3 places, hoping that you don't break the tabs in the process.
    2. Unscrew 4 screws above keyboard - these are some extremely small and easily-strippable Torx bit, T-4 maybe.
    3. Dislodge keyboard ribbon cable retaining mechanism while pressing down on front-panel connector. Remove cable and keyboard.
    4. Remove CD-ROM drive retaining bracket, floppy drive retaining bracket, and for optimal working space around the hard drive, removal of the CPU heat sink/fan assembly is preferred.
    5. Unscrew 4 hard drive screws. Use needle to shift IDE locking mechanism 2mm left. Pry between motherboard and laptop-IDE right angle adapter to remove drive.
    6. Reverse procedure.

    That was LOTS of fun to figure out, let me tell you.

  89. Re: computer repair by cat_--help · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your absolutely right! I've repaired hundreds of laptops and frankly after a full day of working on them, you feel like someone beat the hell out of you with a baseball bat from all that concentrating on not screwing something up. However the real problem with an "A+" tech doing the repair and it being a monkey-replace-part issue, is that you have to get the part right the first time! Your warranty reimbursement from the manufacturer is directly proportional to the repair's efficiency. The dotbomb days of "throw parts at it until it starts working" doesn't work today. With the 50 USD per warranty claim reimbursement the company is getting, how good do you think these bench monkeys are?

    So if you think about it, anyone good at troubleshooting hardware problems is not going to work for the wages they want to pay. Therefore, the repair is nearly guaranteed at being screwed up. Either due to a hasty repair or a moron.

    Until someone has actually done the work, they shouldn't comment on it being a "replace parts issue" like the grandparent post.

  90. Whatever, man by AnusesCheeses · · Score: 1

    As a person who ships stuff alot, I can definitely assure you that UPS really has poor standards when it comes to handling packages. When I first opened, I chose UPS. Customers constantly complained about smashed boxes, broken parts, and dents. The stuff was packed well (not any worse than I've packed stuff in the past for use with USPS)

  91. This is already happening by itallushrt · · Score: 1

    A buddy of mine has been working for UPS for well over a year doing this exact same thing out of the Louisville, KY UPS hub. Not for Toshiba, but for HP, Dell and Gateway notebooks.

  92. Yeah... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Even better, when it ships from wherever in northern illinois and you get it next day. (i'm in WI too)

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  93. Oh man... funny (mod up) by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    BTW, just one of the reasons why I use FedEx.

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  94. Think of Service as Pizza by serutan · · Score: 1

    UPS could just as well start a pizza company, contracting out the making of the pizza and just doing the delivery. They could not only deliver the pizza but also keep their subcontractor kitchens supplied with ingredients. Come to think of it, why should they be satisfied to deliver goods for other companies? They could run their own online ordering service like Amazon.com.

  95. It makes sense. by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    Back in the day, I worked for a major PC manufacturer. When someone would call up and needed some minor part in their computer replaced under warranty, it always made me wince - after covering all of the costs of sending out a technician, a $40 part could easily end up costing us $200 to replace. It only takes one of those to devour the profits on a good number of PC's.

    steve

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  96. Perhaps very soon I'll be able to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have UPS fix my UPS

  97. Undelivered Package Service? by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAUPSE (I am not a UPS employee), but I used
    to be a customer. Never again.

    (1) on the delivery dock of my employer when
    $15K worth of Compaq servers were delivered,
    and signed for. The product was originally
    destined for a company across town.

    (2) packages marked "Signature Only" delivery
    left on a neighboring business's doorstep

    (3) package marked (all over) "Fragile Glass"
    arrived with a smashed corner & tinkled:
    $6K flatbed scanner (in original factory
    box) was dropped from a height of 6 feet.
    (The same packaging protected same equipment
    on 12K mile trip from Japan.)

    Why would anyone trust such a delivery company?
    IMHO, UPS is good for one thing only: stress
    testing MIL spec ruggedized equipment.

    1. Re:Undelivered Package Service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering how do you know that it was dropped from 6 feet.....

  98. UPS is the best shipper in Western North Carolina by ziggum420 · · Score: 1

    I can not comment on shipping problems in other parts of the U.S. Here in western NC UPS is the best shipper for any kind of packages. I do a fair amount of ordering over the phone and on the internet. When ever possible I have it shipped via UPS. Fed Ex is never on time and just forget even using USPS. I have never received a damaged item or had anything lost or even late with UPS. I have had three computers shipped to me (including a laptop) and several very sensitive electronic items and never had a problem. I am sure that in different parts of the country that service varies and that Fed Ex and the others may be better in some places. As far as western NC goes the best one here is still UPS.

  99. UPS/SonicAir by LazLong · · Score: 1

    SonicAir, a subsidiary of UPS, warehouses parts for several computer manufacturers, most notably Dell. When you have a 2-4hr on-site contract with Dell, SonicAir fulfills the parts the tech requested for the repair.

    So, they have some experience in this area....

  100. Re: computer repair by RussR42 · · Score: 1

    Hello AC!
    You've never even met an EE, I take it?

  101. I'm betting these won't even be repairs! by strider_starslayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm betting this will come down to- you say there's something wrong with your laptop, they swap your hard disk into another refirbished laptop of your model and send it back- it still dosen't work; they try it one more time, then you loose the hard drive.

    Somewhere along the line a tech will look at all the 'dead' laptops and find the working ones, as well as fix easy to repair ones, and lable them refirbished for other people to get on exchange.

    But all UPS will be doing is swapping hard disks- you grandmother, while drunk, could do that.

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  102. what about my packages? by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

    UPS can come repare my computer, but Toshiba better ship my packages!

  103. UPS, eh ? by Liquid+Len · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of this poor guy who shipped his mac with UPS ground (and yes, the images are still online).
    They took care of his computer all right...

    1. Re:UPS, eh ? by rhs98 · · Score: 1

      :O

      OMG!! Glad I can ship with insurance easily in the UK...

  104. Re: computer repair by Octorian · · Score: 1

    This is why I love IBM Thinkpads :) To remove the hard drive, undo one screw on the bottom, remove the side-cover, and slide it out! (though my new laptop is a PowerBook, and I don't even think I know how to open the sucker, even if I removed the screws)

  105. UPS & Toshiba... a horror show waiting to happ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well folks,

    Speaking as someone who's used this new 'mega team' for shipping back laptops to Toshiba for repair, I hate it. They now force you to drop your Laptops off to a UPS store for shipping, they won't allow you to send them a box to the repair depo. For places like where I'm at atm, IE remote locations, this is awful. I have to now drive 2 1/2 hrs to get to an 'authorized' UPS drop off point to ship my laptop back to them. There are two closer, but they aren't authorized by Toshiba as qualied UPS stores to ship from.

    Toshiba support being it's usual, horrible, self, this only adds to the reasons why I'm not buying another Toshiba laptop. I had to send two of their machines back in the span of a week, when this switchover was taking place, it took me 3 hours to get this concept through their inept phone support (not that their lack of understanding of the Enligh language helped that any).

    Toshiba used to send me a box, and I'd mail them back the laptop. Now? They refuse to send you a box, or even give you the address to ship to (which also was an option before). Apparently as a funny side note, the orginal packaging that Toshiba sends you a laptop in, isn't good enough quality packaging for you to ship a broken one back to them in.

    Not to mention when my Laptops finally did get repaired and sent back. It took them 3 weeks to get me the 2nd of the two. And, both where shipped back to the UPS store I dropped them off at. Nobody phoned me and told me they where there. Only my name, and the UPS store's address ended up on the return labels and it ended up sitting in this businesses lost and found packages for a week before I took the initiative to find my missing laptop. Incidently that took me another 2 hours (aprox) on the phone w/ Toshiba and then 20 minutes of UPS' time to find the laptop.

    In short, I found this arrangement AWFUL. Hell will freeze over before I'll deal with Toshiba in regards to anything, again. Save what I'm forced to, for support of the existing LTs I have.

  106. Packard Bell - FedEx by desktopj · · Score: 1

    This is not the first time something similar has been done. About 8 years ago, Packard Bell contracted with FedEx to provide warranty repair for their computers. FedEx then outsourced the service calls to people like me. ALL of the repairs were simple plug & replace. If the hard drive was replaced, we carried a master cdrom to re-install the base software on site. FedEx simply provided the overnight shipment of the parts to me. You didn't fiqure out why a problem happened, just get the system up to original spec and go onto the next call.

  107. Tough one... by frozenray · · Score: 1


    I wonder how they're going to repair this one? (Shipped with UPS, nota bene)

    Here's the associated Slashdot story.

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  108. Ship it with insurance. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Ship it with insurance. Then at least one UPS employee with treat it nicely. I shipped a projector back for warranty repair and had $2000 insurance put on it. Our UPS person freaked when they missed that. If anything "happened" to that package, she was going to have to pay for it. Considering it was already broke, I thought it was funny myself. I got the insurance mostly incase it was lost in delivery.

  109. Time to Explain the New UPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I work for UPS, I guess it's time to explain how UPS now does business. Ever seen the "What can Brown do for you?" commercials? We're not talking about just shipping your package anymore. There is a wholly-owned subsidiary of UPS called Supply Chain Solutions which used to be companies such as Fritz and a few others I can't remember at this time. SCS is a logistics arm of the company who handles warehousing, service repair, distribution, you name it, hence the name "Supply Chain Solutions."

    In fact, the customers of SCS aren't even required to use UPS as their carrier (many don't), so there are many UPS competitors coming into UPS facilities to handle transport of goods. This is an entire separate arm of the company from the standard package movement. This arm of the business handles supply chain management so that businesses can concentrate on their core business, which in Toshiba's case is making computers, not shipping parts.

    Yes, we still fly planes and ship packages, but the new UPS (BTW, we're officially "UPS" now, not "United Parcel Service") is a company devoted to helping companies with their whole business, not just making sure their documents and packages make it from point A to point B.

  110. Grudging by lysium · · Score: 1
    I don't know why you feel the need to badmouth UPS.

    Here's a reason for you. A big box of family Christmas presents is delivered to a completely different address in another borough of NYC. Signed over to a complete stranger, signature viewable on the web. UPS refused to accept responsibility until the end of January, at which point they refunded the sender $100. No admission of wrongdoing, just a "fsck off, shit happens at Christmas, go buy yourself a toy."

    So yes, they do suck. I applaud the badmouthing and will repeat it every chance i get..

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  111. Shipped how? by JawFunk · · Score: 1
    "UPS will send broken Toshiba laptops to its facility in Louisville, Ky., where UPS engineers will diagnose and repair defects."

    Will they be shipped using UPS or FedEx?

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  112. Re: computer repair by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    The last thing I want is some moron rushing through a $3000 laptop repair, losing parts and breaking things in the process!

    Me, either! I prefer to break it myself, slowly and with utmost care.

    FWIW, UPS has never bollixed any of my shipments. <disclosure>I own a small amount of UPS stock</disclosure> because they're so good at what they do.

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  113. There is no 'fragile' truck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Packages are not handled by UPS workers having a 'good day'.

    At least that's the attitude we had at Mail Boxes Etc (before it was bought by UPS). MBE's policy was that if it could break, it was going to. All packaging had to meet UPS's packaging guidelines so that any insurance would be valid.

    If the customer considered it valuable, fragile, irreplacible, and it couldn't be bubble-wrapped, double boxed with plenty of peanuts, we told them we couldn't ship it.

    Turned several customers away because they wouldn't let us repack fragile items that were 'carefully packed with newspaper'. Yeah, I'll put a sheet of newspaper over your head and hit you with a 2x4, we'll see how much it cusions the blow.

    As a demonstration once, I took two raw eggs, packed one in a box with newspaper, and the other received 'fragile' packaging (bubble wrap and peanuts). Gave both several whacks with a bat to simulate shipping. The properly packaged egg didn't break.

  114. Yeah, its true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're a dick.

  115. UPS = United Package Smashers by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

    That's what UPS stands for. I use Airborne/DHL at work and no complaints. I got in a shipment from UPS once and one corner of this box was crushed to half its height. Thankfully the NIC inside was unharmed. I regret not taking a picture of that as a reminder of how UPS treats packages. I've also heard the story of packages falling off the belt on the floor or whatever. I also remember hearing that drivers are doing their routes so fast that there isn't time to load in a logical order and deliveries just mean the package tossed on your stoop and the doorbell rang and the truck is down the street by the time you open your door. I do agree that perhaps proper packing of items certainly helps. Best thing to use is crimped paper and air pillows which is what I use. One of the advantages of having access to extra unwanted packing materials that would normally be thrown out at work.

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    1. Re:UPS = United Package Smashers by tommck · · Score: 1

      That's why it's pronounced "OOPS!"

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  116. I've never had any trouble either. by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    I've both sent and received numerous packages via UPS and never had any trouble at all.

    Although once, a non-UPS employee at an independent store in south central LA packed a laptop with a single layer of bubblewrap and somehow imagined that would be enough for it to survive being buffeted in a completely empty box 2 feet cubed. Everything I've ever dealt with from south central LA seems to be screwed up in some way.. I guess civilization is just out to lunch there.

  117. Regarding Horror Stories by CamMac · · Score: 1

    Well, the offical UPS numbers are as such.

    UPS accepts 13.5 million packages a day. They have about 35 million packages in the system at any one moment in time. If they had only 99.9% flawless service at any one time, that would be 1,300 problems a day, 30,000 a month (I woulda thought it would mean 39,000 a month, but those are the numbers I've heard from UPS)

    So yeah, there would be alot of horror stories. I'm willing to bet of the 39,000 a month, mabey 40 are the really bad kind that you tell your children around the campfire. I personally have been using UPS religiously for several years now, and haven't ever had a single problem. How many system admins could say that with a load of 35million users at any moment, they wouldn't have a single glitch?

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  118. Re: computer repair by Jarnis · · Score: 1

    And thats why I know businesses that hate them.

    One screw + quick fingers and you have a laptop with a missing hard drive. People steal everything that is not bolted down, and Thinkpad hard drives are just too quick to remove for a computer that is accessible by 'random' people - even in a place where the systems are supposedly watched over. You just slide the laptop side over an edge of a desk, use small screwdriver in your palm to remove the screw, and slide out the drive to your pocket. BAD.

    You can secure the laptop to a desk so it won't walk off, but thinkpad hard drives have a way of taking the walk.

    Those laptops where you first unscrew a HDD bay cover (having to most defintely flip the laptop first), and then under that cover unscrew 2-4 more screws to pull the drive out are MUCH better. That takes so much time that the stunt of quietly stealing the drive is way more difficult to pull off.

  119. UPS (Pronounced OOPS!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked for UPS and I will never use them for a shipping service. Their handling of packages in general leaves much to be desired. I would expect their same level of quality to extend to this new venture as well. Yes, they do toss packages on to conveyer belts...

  120. As a fellow ex-UPS employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MAKE SURE THE ADDRESS IS READABLE!

    When I worked for UPS, if you couldn't read an address, you'd throw the package on a random conveyer belt going in some other direction. Why? Because othewise, you had to fill out lots of paperwork and your unit got blamed for having increased its count of "lost packages!"

    Also, lightly banging this up is fairly normal, the real issue is when something gets jammed or crushed by something bigger on its way into the "feeder" ... Feeder is UPS lingo for a "truck".

  121. Forget the shipping part........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On-site services are now more cost effective than ever before. Technician rates average 45.00 hour onsite same day service. Why bother take the risk of shipping computer when tech will come to your location.........

  122. ComputerRepair.com by ComputerRepair.com · · Score: 1

    Technician will show up in a few hours I would forget the shipping.....