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  1. Re:Damnit on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1

    Personality! Oh, wait...

  2. Re:GOP Nazis on Anti-Government Webmaster Shot Dead By Russian Police · · Score: 1

    Shoot you and another AC takes your place. You're agent Smits brother, aren't you?

  3. Re:Guaranteed success on Any Suggestions For a Meaningful Geeky Wedding Band? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly parent isn't married. In the real world women expect you to read their mind or at least know perfectly and exactly what they like and want.

    Please don't mod this funny. It's the sad, sad truth...

  4. Old tactics on Hit Man Email Scammer Back With a Vengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, pay me $1000 or your mother in law will receive this immortality drug...

  5. Randomly on What To Do With All of My Gadget Chargers? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I store all my chargers in a drawer. Each time I need one I sort throught them, untangle the wires and curse about it.

  6. Re:Funny? on LHC Fully Documented Online · · Score: 1

    MS is known for bloat and the LHC ain't as complex as people think.

  7. Re:Sharing passwords on 42% of Web Users Sneak Onto Others' Online Accounts · · Score: 1

    Actualy that's the second cours. You can't be evil if you follow the rules of spelling, grammar en proper punctuation, can you?

  8. Re:Sharing passwords on 42% of Web Users Sneak Onto Others' Online Accounts · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the way. Let her think she can see everything, but hide the real meat somewhere else. First thing they taught me at the Evil Genius Accademy.

  9. Re:Analog form? on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    Some at least.

    So whatever you do, do not fill in that survey that looks quite a bit like an IQ-test.

  10. Re:So welcome them in.. on Microsoft's Open Source Guru Faces Tough Fight · · Score: 2, Funny

    and we were fucking adults.

    Oh, you wish you were.

  11. Re:No axe please! on Microsoft's Open Source Guru Faces Tough Fight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Getting your head cut off doesn't qualify as humane in my book. But that might be because I'm quite attached to my head.

  12. checklist on US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ion engines: No
    Laser cannons: No
    Photon torpedos: No
    Shields: No
    Warpcore/hyperspace drive: No
    Matter/antimatter reactor: No
    Transporters: No
    Long Range Scanner: No
    Sort Range sensors: Yes
    Space capabilities: Kind of.

    Buyers advice:

    This space fighter doesn't have any of the selling features of other space fighters on the market. The lack of ion engines make this a very dated craft. It is more appropriate for a museum than the space age. Buyers are adviced to look into more complete craft like the X-wing or the TIE-advance. This craft makes the old and very well known to be unsafe TIE-fighter look good.

  13. Re:But what if... on Dual Boot Not Trusted, Rejected By Vista SP1 · · Score: 5, Funny

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    Question everything

    Why?

  14. Re:Expensive on Inside the Lego Factory · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. I opened up the case of my new improvised nuclear weapon and all I found was a bunch of pinball machine parts!

    You think you had it bad? I openend up the case of my new pinball machine and it containt a improvised nuclear weapon with a ticking timer, just when my neighbour borrowed my wire cutter.

  15. Re:Privacy... on Gmail Reveals the Names of All Users · · Score: 1

    It's an issue for people trying to hide their identity from something nefarious. A corrupt government, a corrupt official, a criminal or criminal group, a persecutive society -- say Egypt, which imprisons, tortures, and executes homosexuals --, or say someone who is going up against a cult like Scientology.

    If I would need to email something that would make any of the above unhappy, I would use a email account that doesn't contain my real name anywhere. It's not that hard to come up with a fake name. e.g. Charles Umswallow, Pieter Enis, Veronica Agina, Eric Rotic, Frank Ucker, ...

  16. Re:on any Linux system you can: on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 1

    Feed the hash to John The Ripper. Chances are he used the same password for more than one item.
    Might take some time, but worth the shot. IIRC a 7-symbol alphanumeric password takes about 8 hours on a year old dual core windows machine. (8-symbols were going to take 8 days or something along that magnitude).
    So set up a spare machine and let it run. If the 7-symbol search doesn't pay off, it'll probably be better to use a rainbow password cracker, but I haven't tried that yet.

  17. Re:Aren't we done with this *yet*??? on Louisiana Passes Intelligent Design Law · · Score: 1

    If we're going to teach ID, why not Astrology and Palm Reading while we're at it?

    What's wrong with Palm reading? I've been reading quite lot on my Palm TX. E-inkt-fanboy!

  18. Re:That was unbelieveably cool on The Handwriting of Type Designers · · Score: 1

    Obviously he didn't punch the monkey...

  19. Re:Back to the source on How To Check Yourself For Abnormal Genes · · Score: 1

    Looks at baby's results. changes a few sequences and trows baby in the trash.
    "Honey, we'll have to recompile again..."

  20. Re:Yus on How To Check Yourself For Abnormal Genes · · Score: 1

    Only one way to try. Here's a barrel of toxic nuclear waste and some safety goggles made of enriched uranium.

  21. Re:amusing or offensive? on NASA Tests Hypersonic Blackswift · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someday they will be put in a wall, no make up, no lights, no power ranger sets.. plain old soviet Russian wall >First plane to the face and make them ONE BY ONE admit that they have been deceiving and misinforming the people, and they have to apologize and leave for ever.

    I thought the idea was to put them against the wall and then shoot them. But sealing them inside a wall and then flying a plane against it might work too. However I don't think they will be doing much apoligizing afterwarts.
    In conclusion: I like your plan, but I suggest letting them apoligize first.

  22. Re:What a Great Idea, Not on The Fight To End Aging Gains Legitimacy, Funding · · Score: 1

    Humans aren't necessary stupid, just selfish. If you'll be death in 50 years, who cares what happens in 50+1 years? But if you will live beyond a 1000 years, your perception of what is important will change.

  23. Re:No no on The Fight To End Aging Gains Legitimacy, Funding · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have no problem filling a rainy sunday afternoon. Now can I have my immortality pill? I promise I'll learn to spell better.

  24. Re:Why not... on Cool/Weird Stuff To Do On a Cluster? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps comparing this to the same process on Paris Hilton would be a report that sparks SkyNet to life
    Already did that last year. The cluster became selfaware and instantly killed itself. Logs showed it couldn't bear the memory of 250 milion Paris Hilton websites. The soul piercing scream of it slipping in suicidal madness still hounds me to this day.
  25. Re:FPers for code cracking? on Nuclear Warhead Blueprints On Smugglers' Computers · · Score: 2, Funny

    post-it note.