It is breathtaking to go back 20 years and see _HOW ENORMOUSLY_ mankind has developed since then!
Unfortunatly is was mostly negative development. All you see on TV these days are annoying commercials, re-re-reruns, commercials, F-movies, commercials, "reality" shows, commercials, talkshows and commercials.
No it hasn't! Else I would now be having hot, steaming recreational reproductive activities with 6 blonds, 4 brunettes and 3 redheads. Hey, they all promised me they would sleep with me when hell froze over.
they'll scream as kids keep shining laser pointers in each others' eyes as a "joke".
I wouldn't like the idea of those kids having anything more powerful than a class 1 laserpointer. Anyone who would play with such a laser in my vicinity, will eat it. And I really mean eat as in entering the oral cavity and exiting the anal one. I'm kinda attached to my eyes.
BTW there are actualy already militairy laserweapons, although these are designed to blind the enemy and, I believe, they were banned for obvious reasons.
I think it's more likely this toy is going to bring the eyepatch back in fashion. The next gen commercial laser products might bring back the hook and wooden leg.
First, why not open up one of your CD-ROM, DVD, Gamecube, other optical drive and see what's in there? Or look at the many laser pointers and derivative products on the market? Way too late for "first consumer laser".
I opend my CD-rom and I can see the laser. Now where do I attach the sharks head?
That's impossible. If God was like Bill Gates we wouldn't be able to get along without oftenly violently crashing into eachother, the world would be littered with bugs, sometime the weather would be so fucked up that houses collapse under it, and most of the religion wouldn't make sense. Wait a minute...
This is/. the only place in the known galaxi where a sentient being can tell the same joke over and over again and life to tell the tale.
If there is one thing I've learned of/. , it's the fact that once a reasonable good joke is published, it will never ever die. In fact it's more likely that readers will die of old-joke-exposure-induced-violence-syndrome (symptoms are easily recognized: blood red eyes, white foam on lips, violently hitting head to a wall).
Nothing special. Some time ago/. ran an article about this exploit.
The url:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=Microsoft+Securit y+Holes/v=2/SID=e/l=WS1/R=1/SS=96277075/H=0/*-http://www.nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
IE opens http://www.nero-online.org/lastmeasure/ another script kiddy site.
I, euh, kinda mixed up their names. It was actually HL2 instead of DNF. I got a math exam in 2 days, so I cannot be held responsible for such mistakes. If you want to blame some one, blame Rolle, Lagrange, Chauvy and L'Hopital
Half-Life 2 For Sale In Ukraine
Following the news yesterday, of several high profile games being leaked onto the Internet, it has transpired that copies of Half-Life 2 (and Counter-Strike: Condition Zero) are being sold on the black market in the Ukraine.
The boxed software is being sold as a full game, but contains only the leaked builds and source code that appeared on the Internet last autumn.
One can only hope he was smart enough to install that night vision filter for that camera that allowed people to take xray photos. Imagine a live vid feed of that!
Yikes! Only if it gots smart software to black out all those people you don't want to see naked.
Let's all be nice and send him a present. Something he could really use.
Stuff like a good waterproof lubricant, anti-asspain spray, a soft pillow to sit on and some soap that can't drop to the floor.
He'll have a place to stay for up to 5 year. But after that he's going to be homeless for a very long time.
(exact time depends on how much a fastfood restaurant employ can spend on paying his depbts without starving)
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Lesson 1: navigating in a wood-like enviroment.
Lesson 2: starting a fire without matches
Lesson 3: starting a fire with matches
Lesson 4: starting a fire with matches and gasoline
Lesson 5: preventing wild life from coming too near to your fire.
Lesson 6: How to extinguish a burning rodent.
Lesson 7: treating burn injuries
Lesson 8: How to leave a burning forest.
Lesson 9: How to look very, very innocent
A litre of gasoline and a match can kill any kind of insect, rodent and, well, pretty much everything smaller than a bear. So that explains why he doesn't need a generator and bugzapper. But I do wonder if gasoline can really replace beer?
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BTW there are actualy already militairy laserweapons, although these are designed to blind the enemy and, I believe, they were banned for obvious reasons.
I think it's more likely this toy is going to bring the eyepatch back in fashion. The next gen commercial laser products might bring back the hook and wooden leg.
That's impossible. If God was like Bill Gates we wouldn't be able to get along without oftenly violently crashing into eachother, the world would be littered with bugs, sometime the weather would be so fucked up that houses collapse under it, and most of the religion wouldn't make sense.
Wait a minute...
if it isn't illegal, it isn't fun. Ever heard of someone who had a good time sniffing salt or pepper?
hmm, I wonder how a AC looks in real life? Would (s)he/it wear a scramble suit (A Scanner Darkly)?
This is /. the only place in the known galaxi where a sentient being can tell the same joke over and over again and life to tell the tale.
/. , it's the fact that once a reasonable good joke is published, it will never ever die. In fact it's more likely that readers will die of old-joke-exposure-induced-violence-syndrome (symptoms are easily recognized: blood red eyes, white foam on lips, violently hitting head to a wall).
If there is one thing I've learned of
Nothing special. Some time ago /. ran an article about this exploit.t y+Holes/v=2/SID=e/l=WS1/R=1/SS=96277075/H=0/*-http ://www.nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
The url:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=Microsoft+Securi
IE opens http://www.nero-online.org/lastmeasure/ another script kiddy site.
I, euh, kinda mixed up their names. It was actually HL2 instead of DNF. I got a math exam in 2 days, so I cannot be held responsible for such mistakes. If you want to blame some one, blame Rolle, Lagrange, Chauvy and L'Hopital
Half-Life 2 For Sale In Ukraine
Following the news yesterday, of several high profile games being leaked onto the Internet, it has transpired that copies of Half-Life 2 (and Counter-Strike: Condition Zero) are being sold on the black market in the Ukraine.
The boxed software is being sold as a full game, but contains only the leaked builds and source code that appeared on the Internet last autumn.
That's not a problem that's a feature. Now they can be 100% sure there aren't any survivors left behind.
Among the years I've invented several new technologies in class:
The one-time self-deassembling capacitor. (put a high enough voltage on a elko to build one)
The flash diode. (build a bridge rectifier and replace one diode with a zenerdiode)
The automatic copper trace remover. (short a 7Ah lead accu through a trace on a circuit board. Capable of removing quite wide tracks)
Guess I should take a patent on those. They must have millions of possible uses.
I(actually, my parents) pay about 37 euro for cable. Limits are 10Gb/30 days 1Gb upstream.
Let's all be nice and send him a present. Something he could really use.
Stuff like a good waterproof lubricant, anti-asspain spray, a soft pillow to sit on and some soap that can't drop to the floor.
He'll have a place to stay for up to 5 year. But after that he's going to be homeless for a very long time.
(exact time depends on how much a fastfood restaurant employ can spend on paying his depbts without starving)
Lesson 1: navigating in a wood-like enviroment.
Lesson 2: starting a fire without matches
Lesson 3: starting a fire with matches
Lesson 4: starting a fire with matches and gasoline
Lesson 5: preventing wild life from coming too near to your fire.
Lesson 6: How to extinguish a burning rodent.
Lesson 7: treating burn injuries
Lesson 8: How to leave a burning forest.
Lesson 9: How to look very, very innocent
A litre of gasoline and a match can kill any kind of insect, rodent and, well, pretty much everything smaller than a bear. So that explains why he doesn't need a generator and bugzapper. But I do wonder if gasoline can really replace beer?