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BJH writes "A Japanese company by the unfortunate name of tmsuk has just announced the world's largest robot capable of carrying a person - the 3.5m tall, 5 ton T52 Enryu HyperRescueRobot. Their product site is in Japanese, but here's a few fun facts: it's 10m wide with its arms fully outstretched, is powered by an onboard water-cooled three cylinder direct injection diesel engine, has a maximum speed of 3Km/h, and carries seven 680,000-pixel CCD cameras with a separate monitor for each camera. If no whiny 14-year-olds are available to pilot it, it can be remotely controlled (with a dummy plug in the cockpit, presumably)."

252 comments

  1. This is great and all... by ciroknight · · Score: 2, Funny

    But when can I get my fuckin gundam???

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    1. Re:This is great and all... by Cappy+Red · · Score: 2, Informative

      They aren't releasing them internationally yet.

      Me, I want a megadeus. I'd prefer full size, but I'll settle for a seven foot one if it comes to that.

      *honk*

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    2. Re:This is great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not a Gundam. It's a first generation industrial labor.

      A decade late, but might we soon see the birth of the Patlabor? ;-)

    3. Re:This is great and all... by websaber · · Score: 1

      Great rescue robot. I can see it now stop hugging me so tight your hurting me......

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    4. Re:This is great and all... by smallfeet · · Score: 0, Redundant
      1) I for one welcome our new robot overlords

      2) All your base now belong to us

      3) You must be new here (newhere: no I'm newhere)

      4) (bad links at that)

      5) You insensitive clod, I can't afford a robot

      6) spelling errors, learn to spell

      7) RTFA!

      Did I get everything covered?

      (insightful sig.)

    5. Re:This is great and all... by RadicalBender · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno. It already looks like a Guntank to me...

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    6. Re:This is great and all... by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      Hell I'll take a Powerloader for the time being.

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    7. Re:This is great and all... by phxhawke · · Score: 1

      if it is, tehn cool! just don't let them near my house so that my patlabor tapes don't get drestroyed in an attempted arrest :)

    8. Re:This is great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      8) Lists about the most probable replies

    9. Re:This is great and all... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      I wanna get all five of them and build DEVASTATOR.

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    10. Re:This is great and all... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Did I get everything covered?

      It comes five colors, which can then combine to form a giant robot?

      ("Gnat, Slightly Annoyed High-Pitched Buzzing Force.")

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    11. Re:This is great and all... by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      How did I get a +1 informative? I was talking about Gundams not being released internationally. I would RTFA to see if such applied to the mech in question as well, but unfortunately I don't read as much Japanese as I'd like.

      *honk*

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  2. crazy americans by MonkeysKickAss · · Score: 0

    Maybe they will be able to save themselves from all the accidents caused by us crazy American Drivers

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  3. Revolutions? by cloudless.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    So are we ready to fight the sentinels yet?

    1. Re:Revolutions? by Dionysus · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean the Angels?

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    2. Re:Revolutions? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      No, we'll have to depend on The Big Guy and Rusty for our defence for a number of years to come.

      "Looks like #2 just hit the fan!"

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    3. Re:Revolutions? by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Only if they are stupid enough to fly in bunches and not attack us.

      -Colin Gregory Palmer

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  4. Bring on the Aliens by ntsucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get Signorey Weaver and bring on the Alien mother.

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    1. Re:Bring on the Aliens by nexusone · · Score: 1, Informative

      If I remember correctly in the movie she did use a real robot that is in industrial use today.

      Not sure who makes the thing though?

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    2. Re:Bring on the Aliens by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I remember correctly in the movie she did use a real robot that is in industrial use today.

      Not sure who makes the thing though?


      It's made by Caterpillar. My father works for them and just after Aliens came out he got to tour their main plant in Illinois. He got to see the loaders (or whatever they're called). They were fully functional prototypes and they let them use them in the movie in exchange for advertising. If you notice in the movie, Caterpillar's logo is on the machine. I don't know if they are in regular use now or not, I looked at their web site and didn't see them listed in their products section.

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    3. Re:Bring on the Aliens by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Kinder. K03-050 Space monster (big teeths) and K03-054 Handyman robot: Saw (blue head)

      I think they used special effects in the movie to dress them up a little.

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    4. Re:Bring on the Aliens by jorgen · · Score: 0

      It was Caterpillar who made the power loaders used in the movie, but I've never heard that they are sold (or used) IRL.

    5. Re:Bring on the Aliens by JHMartin · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've never seen Aliens but I remembered reading about these robots a while back(10/30/2003). Its a USA Today story about the Israeli's using remote control Caterpillar bulldozers to destroy Palesinian homes.

    6. Re:Bring on the Aliens by TREETOP · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Caterpillar manloader is not real. Caterpillar has no currently available equipment that looks like or operates like the manloader in the film. I did see video back when they intro'd the movie, and the special effects designer did say they'd caused all kind of problems for Caterpillar. People wanted to know where they could BUY one. The special effects people constructed a mock-up and then used CGI for the motion sequences. Take a good look at those scenes again...that's not a very real looking Ripley driving the thing

    7. Re:Bring on the Aliens by payndz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not CGI - that wasn't even an option at the time Aliens was made, in terms of technology *or* budget. A fair amount was done full-size with the loader on either cables or a crane arm, with a stuntman inside the body lifting the limbs. The rest was done with rod puppets. Cinefex did a great article back in 1986, and there's a hell of a lot about it in the new Alien Quadrilogy DVD set.

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    8. Re:Bring on the Aliens by mikk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's Caterpillar P-5000.

      Look here for more information: http://www.serenadawn.com/Alien-Vehicles.htm

    9. Re:Bring on the Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's give the Palestinians their own mechs! Even the score...

    10. Re:Bring on the Aliens by blincoln · · Score: 1

      They were fully functional prototypes and they let them use them in the movie in exchange for advertising.

      I have seen the actual power loader at a display of film props. It is not a functional device.

      As others have mentioned, it was a hollow suit with a man inside providing the movement.

      FWIW, I've heard people make similar claims about the Navy using "real" power loaders.

      The only prototype of a power loader type device (other than the Enryu) was GE's Hardiman, which they never got working properly.

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    11. Re:Bring on the Aliens by aaronsb · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit on that. I remember reading somewhere they're totally carved out of foam, and that they had some big guy wearing the machine, and the sigourney was just basically riding on his shoulders.

    12. Re:Bring on the Aliens by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit on that. I remember reading somewhere they're totally carved out of foam, and that they had some big guy wearing the machine, and the sigourney was just basically riding on his shoulders.

      Well, maybe I'm wrong. Wouldn't be the first time my dad feed me a line of BS. But he did claim to see the prototype himself.

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  5. Can anyone translate for me? by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need to know how to say in Japanese, how much, and do you finance...

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    1. Re:Can anyone translate for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ikura desu ka
      (ikura -> pronounced as ikula)

    2. Re:Can anyone translate for me? by Leffe · · Score: 1

      and pronounce desu as des :x

  6. just to cap off this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Escaflowne! Take my blood!

  7. Sounds good, but... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    does it run Rinux?

    C'mon, this joke's got legs!

    Looks like the perfect thing to babysit kids with or fight mother aliens.

    Scratch that, the kids'll break it.

    1. Re:Sounds good, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice lisp, asshole.

    2. Re:Sounds good, but... by Rhinobird · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even IN SOVIET RUSSIA, and covered with hot grits that joke is bad.

      Speaking of legs, I'm disappointed this thing doesn't have legs. But it has what looks like caterpillar tracks and a front loader, WTF?

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    3. Re:Sounds good, but... by op00to · · Score: 1

      The joke might have legs, but the robot looks like it only has tracks for movement.

    4. Re:Sounds good, but... by aled · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how are we supposed to crush cars on the streets with each step? eh? I'm tired of products with crippled functionality, I'll keep growing my genetically created clon of godzilla in the backyard until I see a full-featured robot at a reasonable price.

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    5. Re:Sounds good, but... by Stack_13 · · Score: 1
      It just needs a baby bottle (available in the "Family-Resquer(TM)" Option Pack)

      "Sleep, little dumpling. I have replaced your mother."

    6. Re:Sounds good, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      does it run Rinux?

      C'mon, this joke's got legs!

      You mean regs.

  8. YHBT by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't be fooled. That photo is of a 1 meter tall man standing beside Steve Mann

  9. wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    now all it needs is a rubber penis!!!

    1. Re:wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was disturbingly apropos.

    2. Re:wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You two cowards should hook up.

  10. Old idea. by Samuel+Duncan · · Score: 5, Informative
    Already after WW II in the late 1940ies there were the first mech projects floating around. We had basically everything you need: Diesel engines, decent valves from submarine technology for the hydraulic system, the usual control stuff, sufficiently small electric motors etc. You don't need many electric amplifiers for the electric system because the main system would have to be hydraulic anyway. So vaccuum tubes would do.
    However the projects were stomped due to several reasons:
    1. Weight: these mechs would much too heavy for decent use (200 metric tons)
    2. Stability: without high speed regulation these mech would just fall on the back when lifting something heavy or fire an anti tank grenade.
    3. Reliability: the hydraulic system was every prone to produce leaks and it wasn't even remotely bullet proof. A single foot soldier could take it out with an old WW I gun.
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    1. Re:Old idea. by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      so- what's current..

      what's available in an exosuit from hell..


      Weight? hah, try a SheVa gun..

      Stability? Apply the genius of Dean Kamen

      well, we can hope current tech is more up to the reliabiliy & proofing required..

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    2. Re:Old idea. by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Let's hope that mech doesn't run out of batteries, or else it'll fall over like the Segway's used to.

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    3. Re:Old idea. by LightForce3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the '60s, GE had a project called "Hardiman". It was scrapped when they couldn't get the limbs to coordinate properly. It was also impractically heavy, at 1,500 pounds.

      Currently, DARPA has a $50 million project dedicated to developing exoskeletons for US soldiers.

      How Stuff Works has an article detailing some of the problems with developing exoskeletons with a few interesting links.

      ~~LF

    4. Re:Old idea. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Reliability: the hydraulic system was every prone to produce leaks and it wasn't even remotely bullet proof. A single foot soldier could take it out with an old WW I gun.

      Did they have kevlar back then?

    5. Re:Old idea. by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      "A single foot soldier could take it out with an old WW I gun."

      Actually, the calibers (ex. the 30-06) used in those "old WWI guns", is far more effective in piercing armor, and have longer reach, than the current .223 caliber assault-rifles.

  11. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Calydor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Okay ... Anyone stupid enough to actually paste all that and get a real URL out of it for us non-Mozilla users that wants to join in on screaming TROLL?

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  12. what is this for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is its purpose?

    Don't tell me to RTFA, because I don't know Japanese.

    1. Re:what is this for? by BJH · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's intended for use in areas hit by natural disaster - earthquakes, for example. The name 'Enryu' could be translated as 'Helpful Dragon' (the 'en' is part of the Japanese word for 'rescue' or 'aid').

    2. Re:what is this for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Ryu is the guy from Street Fighter.

      It's a kick-ass rescue bot.

      Sorry :(

    3. Re:what is this for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It is a combination Snowplow and Proctologist.
      The Dr. will see you now.

    4. Re:what is this for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maa, ora enryu sitoku ga...

    5. Re:what is this for? by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Funny

      But would you want that thing turning up to resuce you in an earthquake.

      As if the experience of being burried under a pile of rubble wasn't enough, you then get a giant robot with metal pinchers turning up... I'd have a heart attack before it had time to pull me out.

    6. Re:what is this for? by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      No. This is referring to Ryu from Ninja Gaiden. Understandable mistake, though.

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  13. To get an Alien Queen out of your spaceship... by SwissMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't this similarity striking?

    The machines would sell like hot cakes if they would advertise with Ripley...

    1. Re:To get an Alien Queen out of your spaceship... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet they'd sell like hotcakes if they could produce hotcakes. Fight off the alien menace while eating a delicious snack!

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  14. nice wanzer! by Sarin · · Score: 1

    Wanted to relax for a minute and read slashdot after a heavy Front Mission 4 session and there's another robot waiting for me here!

    First thing that came to my mind were: what are the stats on the arms/legs/body and if it's a somesort of repair/rescue wanzer, where's the backpack?

    btw does anyone know what 'ep' stands for in fm4?

    1. Re:nice wanzer! by BJH · · Score: 1

      Height 3.45m, width 2.4m (as I mentioned, 10m with arms outstretched, which indicates that each arm is a bit over 3m in length), depth 3.5m.
      The arms are hydraulically powered at up to 250Kg/cm^2 and have 8 degrees of freedom (is that the right term?), including the hands.

      As for 'ep', a Google search indicates that it might be 'Experience Points'.

  15. babelfish trans w/ random line breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    NEWS
    Releasing new model rescue robot "T-52 support dragon" with fire fighting coming out first system (Inc.) the Kitakyushu city National Fire Prevention and Control Administra,
    (Germany) fire fighting laboratory, the Kyoto university and others and development

    Corporation (high main Yoichi Chief Executive Officer: below head office Kitakyushu city) 2004 January 11th (day), the Kitakyushu city National Fire Prevention and Control Administra and
    the independent administrative corporate body fire fighting laboratory, Assistant Professors Kyoto university Yokokouzi the new model rescue robot "T-52 support dragon which was developed
    (...)" at the Kitakyushu city fire fighting coming out first system which is held at the Kitakyushu city Moji Ku it released.

    The "T-52 support dragon" in order to be able to execute the necessary job of real power at such as disaster actual place, total height approximately 3.45 m, at weight
    approximately 5 t and worldwide biggest size, adopting hydraulic drive system for drive of the upper body and the like which possesses 2 arms.
    The person boarding to the robot, either one of operation and the remote manipulation which utilizes the radio and the mobile communication device etc.
    it can select according to circumstance.

    The "T-52 support dragon" was developed for utilization development of the rescue robot it was formed by the member of "prevention of disasters robot development conference".
    did the design production of the robot, the Kitakyushu city National Fire Prevention and Control Administra police/policing anti section emergency rescue section, adopted,
    the opinion of the specialist of the fire fighting disaster relief robot engineering of
    Assistant Professors Kyoto university Yokokouzi who does the research of the independent administrative corporate body fire fighting laboratory and the remote manipulation type robot etc.
    which do the research of the rescue robot from stage of the design. Design went Takashi Satoshi Takahashi of the robot creator (the Kyoto university venture representation).

    In addition, the Kyushu Institute of Technology which is the local university institution which does the research of the robot,
    Fukuoka prefecture and Kitakyushu city of the Fukuoka prefecture industrial engineering center and the local self-governing community etc., also
    foundation Fukuoka prefecture industrial technology promotion foundation participated.

    Released as for the "T-52 support dragon" with the experimental model, to work actually, furthermore development improvement is needed with the latest fire fighting coming out first system.
    Adjusting to intended purpose such as durability heat resistance, and improvement of work ability the schedule which keeps continuing development.

  16. Mechs! by drskrud · · Score: 1

    That is the most incredible thing I've read about in a long time. Being an Otaku has polluted my brain.

    1. Re:Mechs! by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

      I hate it... Isn't even bipedal and have a really advance balancing AI along with advance maneuver controlls to allow the movement controlls to be very flexible and quick responding...

  17. The Kid? by rudib · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, is that whiny wannabe-soldier included in the price? I need someone to reload my gatling gun... :)

  18. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You miss the point - it's not a URL, it's the entire graphic file itself, in Base64 encoding.

  19. Yes yes by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone better sell this technology to Suzuki. Despite the fact Suzuki cars are horrible now, even I would be interested in one if they make some REAL Transformers! * que Transformer main theme *

  20. He's obviously... by radoni · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...over compensating for something.

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  21. 5 Tons!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow the "T-52 support dragon" weighs in at 5 tons. If it does not find somebody on the first pass then their will be no need for the second as it will crush them into oblivion.

    babelfish translation

    1. Re:5 Tons!!! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not a problem that's a feature. Now they can be 100% sure there aren't any survivors left behind.

    2. Re:5 Tons!!! by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      "If it does not find somebody on the first pass then their will be no need for the second as it will crush them into oblivion."

      Look at the bottom of that picture. It may suck for rescuing people, but it would make a killer snowplow for those of us who live in the sticks.

  22. I can just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A TMSUK-bot in every home. There won't be a single trademarked item left on Earth!

    1. Re:I can just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shouldn't have... but I found that laugh out loud funny.

  23. Re:Mod parent down - abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But better than crapflooding :)

  24. T52 Enryu HyperRescueRobot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...948 models later and it's Judgment Day!

    (Giant grippers crushing one of the few remaining
    human rebels):
    Please...stop..."rescuing"...me! Aaaaarrggghh!!!

    1. Re:T52 Enryu HyperRescueRobot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah good point. Who wants to be rescued by giant pinchers anyway?

    2. Re:T52 Enryu HyperRescueRobot... by MrEd · · Score: 1
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      Wah!

  25. Something looks... odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it just me or does this thing come with a snow-plow?

    1. Re:Something looks... odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bulldozer blade, I'd say...

    2. Re:Something looks... odd... by RobinH · · Score: 1

      It's a bulldozer blade, I'd say...

      Yes, when rescuing someone from a huge pile of rubble, I always want to bulldoze it into a bigger pile first, right? Hehe.

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    3. Re:Something looks... odd... by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      ...does this thing come with a snow-plow?

      Well, maybe that would be appropriate in a rescue robot anyway. However, I guess it is a more general device for breaking through whatever is blocking it.

  26. dude, it's guntank! by kendoka · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for gundam....

  27. linking around randomly.. looky banru by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    http://www.banryu.jp/

    very interesting....

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  28. Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever seen by roadhog95 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All we need now are auto-balancing walking chassis and shoulder mount gatlins! You cant tell me military organizations havent already gotten their drooly mits over this one.!

    But seriously, I think this is a great step in the right direction as far as conserving not only the lives of those in danger but also those of the brave people attempting to rescue them. What would be interesting to know is how soon American based construction and demolition corporations would be snapping this up.. Look close. This isnt much large than a standard issue BOBcat and the extra servo arms add tons of additional flexibility (npi)..

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  29. Idiot. by JVStalin · · Score: 0, Troll

    You didn't have to take a pot shot at Neon Genesis Evangelion. I don't think you have the intellectual capacity to understand that anime.

    1. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you jest. Or is this some weird recursive critique?

    2. Re:Idiot. by andih8u · · Score: 1

      I agree the parent post is a bit over-reactive, but Evangelion is definately _not_ a cartoon for kids. Unless you think kids should watch depressathons about suicide, human-strife, etc. So...looks like you're the idiot.

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    3. Re:Idiot. by chendo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, Neon Genesis Evangelion isn't a cartoon for kids. Average kids don't have the intellectual capacity to understand it. And maybe some adults.

      References to the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Sephiroth Tree of Life, lots more religous references than the Matrix...

      Unlike most anime, NGE leaves you to draw your own conclusions.

      It's definitely one of the most influential anime of all time considering how much people it drove into therapy :)

      For those NGE fanboys, Girlfriend of Steel 2 (the manga) is being scanslated by Studio ADTRW. I'm not direct-linking them in case I slashdot them. Use the BT links. 3 chapters have been released so far. And no, I don't work for them ;p

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    4. Re:Idiot. by ndnet · · Score: 1

      Um... I don't allow my younger brothers (10, 9, and 6 yrs old) to watch Eva. I'd say it's PG or R. There's just a little too much blood, violence, nudity, religious themes, suicide, internal conflict, and complex philosophy to allow them.

      A medium does not define absolute context for all that is within it. Big O, to stay on topic, has little blood, but a bit of swearing, deep philosophy, some religious overtones, and implied relationships between humans and androids. There have been some complex discussions between other ADULTS and myself about that last one. I argue, in futility, that it is merely due to the fact that Angel aka Agent 340 cannot be a damsel in distress, but I never pull it off.

      Hell, I hate to admit it, but even MTV does something right every once in a while.

    5. Re:Idiot. by chendo · · Score: 1

      Uh, I forgot to mention in the parent that Girlfriend of Steel 2 is based off that alternate-universe scene in the last episode. As far as I can tell, it's a romance/comedy for now, but NERV still exists, Gendo is still a bastard and Misato has the same bust :P, so action could come later.

      For those who forgot, Rei isn't her usual cold self, but a complete opposite, but she still has some mystery about her. Misato's their teacher, Ritsuko seems to be the school nurse, Kaoru is still there with his homosexual tendancies, I *think* Shinji's mother is still alive (her name escapes me). Enough spoiling, go leech it now, from Studio ADTRW (they have BT, use them!).

      And it's rumored this is getting made into an anime, so keep your eyes peeled.

      I hope they don't put too much action in there and do something similar to Full Metal Panic 2, more romance/comedy, less action.

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    6. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the worst things about NGE are the fanboys who think that because it has a bit of symbolism, that it is meaningful, when it is really just a bunch of mental diarrhea.

      NGE is not deep. If you want deep, go read the Dhammapada, the Bhagavad Gita, the Sephers Zohar and Yetzirah, or the Upanishads. I don't think you have the intellectual capacity to understand any of those.

    7. Re:Idiot. by ZeroZen · · Score: 1

      Heh. I've watched the whole thing, and i assure you refrences to things you need to look up is for older nerdy geeks who know nothing of other media made for them.

      The only reason children shouldn't watch evangelion is because of the sexy characters. Bugs bunny makes ALL KIND of puns and jokes that children don't understand, he takes part in opera's and even donald duck deals with heartbreak and sorrow.

      Sexy characters attract young boys, as we all can attain erection and feel sexual touches from birth. Breasts are burned into our brain from instinct and all those pretty boobs covered in leather flight suits is usually enough for any shut-in geek to look up "hentai" on google for the next 45 minutes.

    8. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who watches Anime has lost all worthwhile intellectual capacity!

    9. Re:Idiot. by swdunlop · · Score: 1

      Simply because NGE clothes itself in Judeo-Christian symbols doesn't make it a work of religion, nor does it make it terribly deep. It has some trite things to say about mankind, power, and various anime cliches, but I really don't find the series very entertaining past the first half of the cycle. It has as much to say about religion and spirituality as, I dunno, Martian Successor Nadeisco.

      Frankly, it was much more fun and intriguing before it started revealing horrendous and predictable Truth. ( Deliberate capitalization used for satire. )

    10. Re:Idiot. by BJH · · Score: 1

      Three words for you: Geekier than thou.

    11. Re:Idiot. by JVStalin · · Score: 0

      It's not the rampant christian symbolism which makes Evangelion attractive, in fact, it's only used to give Evangelion a "story." The real art of Evangelion is recognizing each character's traits and problems they face. Problems that when isolated are often found in the real world rather than the world of NERV and SEELE. The cinematography is excellent. Having taken a film class you can apply mise en scen to each frame within Evangelion and each character is placed in a certain way to emphasize the themes of alienation and hopelessness which span the series. Cartoons are not just for kids.

    12. Re:Idiot. by BJH · · Score: 1

      Because, of course, nobody watches things for the "story", but because they like to wank off to the camera angle.

      Anyway, perhaps you might like to apply mise en scene (try and spell it right if you love it so much) to the bits of NGE where Anno used motionless silhouettes to cut down on animation costs.

    13. Re:Idiot. by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Unlike most anime, NGE leaves you to draw your own conclusions.

      I could do that without watching it.

    14. Re:Idiot. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      They seem to suffer from beaurocacy problems...in that the story seems to want to go longer and tell you more, but was cut off in the front office. Also, the anime scene seems to combine media formats without really feeling the need to explain when they do so...i.e. Things are explained outside the "cartoon" on paper that make things make much more sense.

      That said, we americans aren't used to seeing "between" the symbols like japanese are. Alot of the things in NGE are plays on religous symbols that mean much different things over here...

    15. Re:Idiot. by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Seconded. For some reason my Christian friends back home groove on it, me, I dunno. I've never been able to watch much of Evangelion without devolving into Mystery Science Theater mode. I tend to prefer Big O, even though it has its share of religious references (though more ambiguously) and Final Ultimate Truth (though more Matrixy), because of its class warfare themes, the fact they gave the giant robot pilot a job *other* than piloting the giant robot, and the humanity of its characters.

      And R. Dorothy. But that's a given.

    16. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to metion they're a fucking wanker.

    17. Re:Idiot. by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

      Watching Neon Genesis Evangellion is like drinking a year old pan galactic gargle blaster!

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    18. Re:Idiot. by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      It has as much to say about religion and spirituality as, I dunno, Martian Successor Nadeisco.

      Funny you mention Nadesico, considering the blatant mockery of anime fandom that show has.

      A good friend of mine says that everyone should be required to watch Eva at least once every ten years. I'll add to that by saying yes, as long as they watch Nadesico immediately afterwards.

      My point is, I agree with you. We take our entertainment too seriously sometimes.

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  30. T52? Well, there you go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the grandfather of Terminator

  31. .../Rubs eyes... by cmwck · · Score: 1

    Once again, the Japanese have managed to both fascinate and repulse me, all at the same time.

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  32. Hardly "fast-paced mechanized fighting action" by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 5, Funny
    3km/h! Even the useless walkers from Star Wars were faster than that. Imagine if these things were destoying Tokyo:

    Random Japanese Person 1: Aaaaaagh! The evil robots are coming!
    Random Japanese Person 2: It certainly does seem as if this is the end. They are only six kilometers from here!

    Time Passes

    Random Japanese Person 1: This is boring. Perhaps we should go to them.
    Random Japanese Person 2: My grandma could outrun these fucking evil robots. What a bunch of losers.

    More Time Passes

    Random Japanese Person 1: Do you realize we could have watched "Amelie" by now?
    Random Japanese Person 2: Yes, perhaps the evil robots are not ready for prime-time yet.

    Still More Time Passes

    Random Japanese Person 1: Well, I'm tired of waiting. I'm going to hop a bullet train for Kyoto and catch a baseball game.
    Random Japanese Person 2: I'm in. Those robots are still over a kilometer from here, and it looks like some kid just took one out with a "Red Ryder" BB gun.

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    1. Re:Hardly "fast-paced mechanized fighting action" by dms0 · · Score: 1
      this is seriously one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time :P


      dms0

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  33. Re:h4x0r by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mecha. What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?

  34. Hmrpf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like an unstable, hi-tech pincher.

  35. Skid steering? by jacobcaz · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It looks like it's a skid-steer vehicle in the picture. That's lame, I want two-legged locomotion!

    I've driven a lot of Bobcat and Case Loaders and this thing doesn't look 1) as stable and 2) as useful as a skid-steer front loader. It looks like the center of gravity is way to high!

    Of course, it has pinchers, so bonus points for looking cool.

    1. Re:Skid steering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is really just a 2 armed excavator. And 2 armed excavators are not new. The Army uses some for armored engineers, but those I expect are probably around 40+ tons

      It looks like the motor in the low rear, so the center of cravity may not be a problem

      Problems
      1) The track should be as wide as the shoulders. Any thing less does not help getting into tight places.

      2) It needs quick attach hands. Pincers is only on attachment used on excavators.

      3) Those arms are far too short to fight any kind of fire. Currently fire departments fight tire fires with long reach excavators.

      4) If this thing is go be used after earth quacks, it needs to be able to drag its self over rubble. Again arms are too short and can't reach down far enough to dig into rubble.

      Nice idea but needs some work.
      Give me a small excavator, because it will work better.

    2. Re:Skid steering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Earth quacks"? They don't sound too bad...

    3. Re:Skid steering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still trying to figure out 'center of cravity'. Whatever it is, it sounds painful.

  36. Zion by shoemakc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Look guys...we really gotta get going on these things if we ever hope to hold the machines out of Zion. We can't just sit around all day eating hot grits and waiting for some mythical messiah to come save us.

    -Chris

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  37. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by cerenyx · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need one that can snatch aeroplanes out of the air as they dive towards huge skyscrapers, filled to the brim with wailing passengers.

  38. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a disgusting picture of a penis in a mares... uhh... hole, with cum dripping out of it. You definitely DON'T want to see it.

  39. Robot Wars - Now in the prime time? by roadhog95 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think its about time we had something to compete with mainstream competitive sports.
    Imagine, "RoboBOWL IV in Wichita!": Humans piloting battle mechas! (we'd probably have to tone it down to "touch tackling" starting out) We dont have to worry about training camps, gender based deliniations (though i must say, some of the female transformers from the 80's did help me through puberty) or player injuries! (much.. Im sure rumors of sabotage and unnecessary roughness resulting in pilot injury or death will soon follow).. My money is on the fact that in 5 years we'll have drowned out all the smarmy NASCAR fans! Who wants to watch Dale E. Jr crackup making left turns when you can see Dennis Rodman kick the ever lovin-s**t out of someone with a metal pile driver!

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    1. Re:Robot Wars - Now in the prime time? by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=C&game_ id=7469

      That what you're thinking of?

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  40. TRACKS! by Quantum-Sci · · Score: 1

    LOL, they'll get stuck in no time, if they expect to go on any, but concrete with less than a 20 degree grade.

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  41. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You bestiality guys make me sick. And afraid. I'd rather meet Saddam Hussein in a dark street corner than one of you.

  42. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Calydor · · Score: 0

    I don't? *sound of karma running down the drain ...*

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  43. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're not so bad, once you get to know us ...

  44. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you're somehow "miswired"...

  45. Finding pilots by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If no whiny 14-year-olds are available to pilot it,

    Sure there are. Finding some that can pilot and are clinically insane, however, may take time.

    1. Re:Finding pilots by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      I think they are supposed to be clinically insane.

      Preferably with a big Eodipus complex and latent schizophrenia.

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    2. Re:Finding pilots by ndnet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And they had to be born on the same day, when a cataclysmic event happened. Not to mention the fact that each must have a different psychosis.

    3. Re:Finding pilots by chendo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And Antartica is supposed to been hit by an asteriod in the year 2000, killing 2/3 of the world. But hey, that hasn't happened ;p

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    4. Re:Finding pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only it had been just an asteroid...

    5. Re:Finding pilots by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      I'm not 14, but I am insane enough to pretend I am at times.

      Sign me up.

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  46. remember mechaps from way back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Err don't forget about www.mechaps.com (err heh maybe they are not around anymore...)

  47. Re: Stability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    would just fall on the back when lifting something heavy

    Well, duh ... lift with your legs.

    or fire an anti tank grenade

    Yeah, and helicopters are so ineffective in their anti-armor role.

  48. Robot? by mongrol · · Score: 1

    It doesn't actually walk around though does it. It rolls on tracks. Plus, being its not really a robot as it needs someone to operate it, morelike the lifter in Aliens but nowhere near as mechlike. This is just a novelty forklift truck. Yawn.

  49. Now then.... by ndnet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are a few threads saying 'oh, this has been done' and 'it's useless' already.

    That's silly. It's a prototype. (Perhaps even a test type or earlier!) It has no weapons. No armor. The electronics are there, but the cockpit in the current form is uncomfortable and small. There is no life support. It's small, bordering on "this is just a new kevlar vest, right?" tiny.

    But before millionaires can have Big series and the rest of the world Leos or Zakus, these inefficient designs must come and go. Eventually we'll stumble on a Tallgeese or something.

    Besides, they didn't say it was combat-ready. IIRC, the blurb says it was the "HyperRescueRobot." That doesn't sound like something I'd want to pilot into a war.

    Not to mention the fact that the cockpit not only lacks armor, but is exposed. What is this, Dorothy-1?

    Now, I'm toying with building a Big O cockpit. I just need a few other parts funded and built, and then "It's SHOWTIIIIME!!!!"


    (Note: I have been considering a Big O replica cockpit, but slowly changing that plan. Unsuprisingly, Slashdot is the impetus for this gradual change.)

    1. Re:Now then.... by gilroy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Not to mention the fact that the cockpit not only lacks armor, but is exposed. What is this, Dorothy-1?

      No, it's Zion. (Because if my enemy's favorite weapon was pinchy tentacles, I know I'd design an open-air cockpit into my main line of defense...) :)
    2. Re:Now then.... by iammaxus · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about?!? "armor" "weapons" This isn't designed for anything close to war and I doubt it ever will be. A Mech is a horrible waste of resources in war. With all the advanced technology that a real fighting one would require, you could build something useful like a missile. I feel stupid just responding to this stupidity... I knew people who read /. had a clouded view of the world, but jeez...

    3. Re:Now then.... by ndnet · · Score: 1

      Let us consider a few points:

      1) Slashdot is a forum of geeks who dream of, read and watch about, and want such mecha.

      2) Whether you find it agreeable or not, a versatile mecha, if well-built, could be significantly more useful than a tank, some aircraft, or a single-shot missile.

      3) My parent reply is not the only one that mentions battle-type mecha.... Which begs an extention of one, a view that 'practical' mecha are barely newsworthy.

  50. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by dendogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it's a step in the 'right' direction. (If world machine domaination and bloodshed is the goal) But I don't know if Machine soldiers are all that good of an idea. First, even tanks- as tough as they are, are preety easy to destroy. Just get a clean shot. Same thing with Blackhawk hellicopters. I wonder if it would be possible to actually 'mass-produce' something like this.

  51. In the News: Google Smashes SCO's Darl with Mech by tobechar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Given Google's current predicament with SCO knocking on their door, it's only a matter of time before Google purchases a Mech for self-defense.

    Google certainly can afford a Mech, using the money that SCO would otherwise get (or not get). This Mech could first be used to end SCO's reign of evil, while providing the Google executives with an exciting new bodyguard!

    On a side thought, imagine one of these Mechs being entered into a round of Battlebots... Carnage!

    :)

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  52. Unfortunate name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tmsuk used to be called pedobot.

  53. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sort picture make horny buck-toothed mech driver very happy.

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  54. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is .mng?

  55. T52? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    crap we are only 48 modle numbers from the T100....we are all doomed.

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  56. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come un, you underestimate me! I'm not a goatse.cx troll who posts the same pic over and over! Cum-covered cock was the previous post!

  57. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by gilroy · · Score: 4, Informative
    Blockquoth the poster:

    First, even tanks- as tough as they are, are preety easy to destroy. Just get a clean shot.

    Um, no. A clean shot with what? Your grandma's 22 isn't going to bring down an M1A1 Abrams. Neither is your nephew's AK47 or indeed any small-arms. A heavy chain machine gun won't either. And while it's true that there are a distressingly large number of Warsaw Pact derivative (and unfortunately even NATO derivative) rocket-propelled grenade launchers out there, successful operation of an anti-tank weapon is not plug-and-play.

    They are vulnerable to mined roads, etc. But then, so is everything (except hovercraft?)

    Same thing with Blackhawk

    The Blackhawk is a helicopter. It's intrinsically fragile. (Even the Apache -- which is the combat helicopter you probably meant to reference -- turned out to be surprisingly vulnerable even to small arms fire.)

    But the helicopters are not nearly as vulnerable as a mech would be. Despite forty years of cool anime, it's time for the fanboys to understand: Mech warriors are a dumb idea and a waste of resources. The human form is not particularly well-adapted for industrial warfare, and it offers no advantages for modern weapon systems. Indeed, I think you can argue well that the human form forces compromises that detract from combat effectiveness.

    That's one of the lessons of Matrix Revolutions: There is no way -- even with $100 million -- to make mech warriors look less than stupid, because they are instrinsically stupid.
  58. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, who are you to be afraid of us? A mare?
    Even if you were a mare you could count on some sugar, cuddles and -if you wanted- sex, no harm done. As a human you're just uninteresting :P

  59. Hyper Rescue? by bedok77 · · Score: 1

    How Hyper can it be if it moves only 3km\h ? That's less than half of a human's walking speed.

  60. Re:just paste into Mozilla location bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mozilla No Good.

  61. How do you know? by BJH · · Score: 1

    When's the last time you saw Antarctica, eh?

    1. Re:How do you know? by chendo · · Score: 1

      On the Discovery channel! :p

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    2. Re:How do you know? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Riiiiiight, I'm guessing that's the same place you last saw the so-called "moon landings" too, right?

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  62. Rats ... by madpierre · · Score: 1

    Batteries not included.

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  63. What optional extras can I get? by cimmetrix · · Score: 1

    For instance... Rail gun Furry Dice AA Road Cover Smoke Projectors

  64. found a ENGLISH link to page: by TREETOP · · Score: 1

    http://www.tmsuk.co.jp/eng/index.html

    1. Re:found a ENGLISH link to page: by TREETOP · · Score: 1

      And on some of the other Japanese pages I found a link that says these guys use (shudder) Windows 98 SE. So much for security..... Oh yes, and the small model they make for home security looks like its an Aibo-sized device carrying a VIA C3 with 256 Mb memory. Price? I may be wrong, but I did see this listed for the home unit called Banryu: 1,980,000 Y and check out the link: http://www.takanishi.mech.waseda.ac.jp/parallel/in dex_j.htm and this movie!! http://www.tmsuk.co.jp/jap/wl/WL_16_04.mpg

    2. Re:found a ENGLISH link to page: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done - it's just like the link given in the blurb! Hmmm...

      Mods, we'll have a '-1, Redundant' over here, please...

  65. I'm waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for my own Medina.

  66. Fake. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember reading an article on how they made the movie, and the loaders involved a thing plastic shell and a really strong guy inside to make it move. I could be remembering wrong, but which is more likely, that they used a high tech prototype walker that weve never seen or heard of since, or hollywood magic?

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    1. Re:Fake. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I remember reading an article on how they made the movie, and the loaders involved a thing plastic shell and a really strong guy inside to make it move. I could be remembering wrong,

      Nah, you're remembering wrong. It'd have to be a REALLY STRONG, extremely thin 7' tall man with his arms attached to his ears (see here. It was a real mech, as I recall, but it wasn't self contained. It was tethered to a big ol' mess of control/power equipment by a bundle of hoses and cables.

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    2. Re:Fake. by AtaruMoroboshi · · Score: 4, Informative


      actually, I just listened to part of the comentary track on the new Aliens special edition dvd, and Cameron mentions that there is a body builder in the "suit" behind sigorny weaver, helping her move the plastic arms and feet. She was basically standing on his feet.

      there is more to it than that, including some kind of rig behind it helping to support it all.

    3. Re:Fake. by Rebelli0n · · Score: 1

      it wasn't a real mech, it was a suit, with a very strong weightlifter type stuntman moving stuff about.

      I have to admit i've read in quite official sounding sources that it was a mech with external hydrolics etc... Often the same people think that the dropship was designed by BAe or a US military aerospace engineer. (it's just a kitbashed apache, designed by jim cameron, and polished off by ron cobb).

      Sadly, it wasn't real. the only bits that worked were the front claw grips. Alien quadrilogy puts it all into context really. aliens was made on a far lower budget than you'd think looking at it.

    4. Re:Fake. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      actually, I just listened to part of the comentary track on the new Aliens special edition dvd, and Cameron mentions that there is a body builder in the "suit" behind sigorny weaver, helping her move the plastic arms and feet. She was basically standing on his feet.

      Heh, I stand corrected. Your source surely beats mine. I heard it from a production assistant working on "Alien Resurrection" who was also a PA for "Aliens". Now that I really think about it, the guy was a bit of a dope-- he was still a coffee gofer type PA after 10 years-- so I think I'd believe James Cameron over him.

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  67. Re: Stability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right. And recoilless rocket systems simply haven't been invented, yet.. Now.. Can we stop feeding the troll? =)

  68. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    They are vulnerable to mined roads, etc. But then, so is everything (except hovercraft?)

    Eh, it'd depend on the mine. An anti-tank mine needs a few hundred pounds of pressure to get set off (so wildlife, shrapnel, and other fairly small items don't set them off accidentally.) A 30 ton hovercraft spreads its weight out even across it's skirt, and that might not set off one of those. But an anti-personnel mine would definetely go off.

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  69. No, thanks... by paulcammish · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... ill have a Tachikoma/Fuchikoma instead: http://www.banryu.jp/

    Ok, ok... Yea, it looks more like an Evil Aibo... damn.

    1. Re:No, thanks... by chendo · · Score: 1

      You do know Tachikomas are inherently evil, right? Behind those cute voices and blue shell, they are plotting for world domination! Since they -are- AI tanks...

      For those who don't know, Tachikomas are from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, and Fuchikomas are from the original movie/game.

      And it's a great year for Ghost in the Shell fans, with a new movie, a game, and.... MORE GHOST IN THE SHELL! Season 2 being shown on pay-tv in Japan.

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  70. Rescue robot my ass by tjstork · · Score: 2, Funny


    That thing is a weapon of mass produced destruction!

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  71. Re:linking around randomly.. looky banru by Beretta+Vexe · · Score: 1

    Woo! a section 9 prototype of Tachikoma ( spider tank ). http://tachikoma.phpwebhosting.com/archives/000011 .html

  72. Re:In the News: Google Smashes SCO's Darl with Mec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How far is Google HQ from SCO HQ again? 3kmh.. yeah the evil empire will be gone sometime within the century i hope.

  73. Bubblegum Crisis by payndz · · Score: 4, Funny

    You realise that this marks the birth of the Genom Corporation? Quick, better set up the first AD Police unit!

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    1. Re:Bubblegum Crisis by fdragon · · Score: 1

      So when does the female body suit version come out?

      Pris is wondering when she will be able to open a can of Whoop Ass on those rogues...

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  74. Shipping!?!?!?!? by Spillman · · Score: 1

    Even if you could buy one can you imagine how much shipping 5 tons of freight from Japan would be?

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  75. Aliens by sporty · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that the exoskeleton in aliens?

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  76. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "All we need now are auto-balancing walking chassis and shoulder mount gatlins!"

    Don't forget the big fluorscent bull's-eye painted on it. It's too small to mount heavy armor and/or weaponry, it's too big and heavy to move nimbly through buildings and such and find cover, and it's too slow to have the manueverability of a VTOL. One RPG and the show's over.

    Anybody that's seriously thought about the idea agrees that mecha isn't anything but a big, stupid target. If it's much more than a basic exoskeleton, it goes from science fiction to science fantasy.

  77. Showing my age ... by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    Looking back at the old Dr Who episodes that were enjoyable at the time, the Daleks certainly look wimpy compared to this guy.

  78. Sore wa ikura desu ka? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    Boku wa tatakau hito desu. Bigu roboto de ikimasho!

    (Lit: How much is that? I am a fighter pilot. I'm going by big robot!)

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    1. Re:Sore wa ikura desu ka? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a very poor translation. Is your post a bad joke, or are you really that unlearned in the language?

    2. Re:Sore wa ikura desu ka? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      The cheese is old and mouldy. Where is the bathroom please?

      That's some lousy japanese you've got there buddy.

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  79. Hyper? by azav · · Score: 2, Funny

    What specifically makes this a "Hyper" robot?

    Did it drink too much coffee? Put too much sugar on its cereal? Does it have ADD and is a total spaz?

    Marketing dorks.

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  80. Sorry, I just have to say it... by MrPerfekt · · Score: 4, Funny

    DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!

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  81. Another movie quote by 3lb4rt0 · · Score: 0

    "Get away form her you bitch!"

  82. Re: Stability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong, have personally fired a recoilless rocket, the 112 mm APILAS anti-tank rocket launcher. It's simply a tube, open in both ends that fire a little rocket. Use google.

  83. Run that through the BabelFish once more by quintessent · · Score: 3, Funny

    and maybe English will come out.

    1. Re:Run that through the BabelFish once more by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Some English content here, including the worrying-looking ROBO-GUARD.

  84. So, then... by Berrik · · Score: 1

    ...how long until the live action Exo-Squad movie?

    Berrik

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  85. had me all excited by Macgyver7017 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And then it doesn't even walk, let alone have an autocannon...

  86. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Akoman · · Score: 0

    I've spoken to a few tank drivers while playing BattleTech and while the game concept amused them they had one simple reason for why mecha on the Evangelion/Macross/BattleTech size is unfeasible: Silhouette. To mount heavy weapons, decent armor, and other fancy things they have to be big. And thus tall. And thus nice big freaking targets for just about anyone. I think until mecha reach the maneuverability envisioned in japanese anime (so likely not in our lifetime) military mecha aren't likely to be feasible.

  87. Aliens by tai_Dasher · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it remind anyone of the "let go of her, you bitch" 'bot from Aliens?

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  88. Waiting for future product lines by t0ny · · Score: 1

    I'm holding out until they release the Wing Zero version.

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  89. But...I wanted an Atlas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..or at least a Thor..gotta love MechWarrior :-P
    I saw a picture on a MechWarrior 4 forum a while back..some enterprisimg guy built his kids a MadCat
    mech..totally non-operational..think closer to tree house..but I'd love to see some drunk wander onto the guys' property late at night, pass out, then wake up and look up and see that thing standing over him! A Kodak moment. Seriously, tho, practical mecha
    are a ways off until a sufficiently small/light/powerful power source is invented (fusion, in the MW world), nevermind some other tech, like a substitute for muscles, instead of problematic hydraulics, and sophisticated balance/co-ordination (done by means of a "neuro helmet" in MechWarrior). That said, this is a first(?) step..I wish them luck..the sooner this tech gets sorted out, the better chance that I'll see a REAL mech before I die of old age!

    1. Re:But...I wanted an Atlas! by Glytch · · Score: 1

      Battletech/Mechwarrior fans, take note. :)

  90. Johnny 5 is alive! by azuretek · · Score: 1
  91. Full metal panic... by GundamFreedom · · Score: 1

    This robot remind me a funny looking bot in Full metal panic fummoffu ...

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  92. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know, an anti-personnel mine is probably enough to stop a hovercraft. If the skirt has a leck, if cant hover anymore and plays sitting duck. Besides it may fire some additional mines.
    The vulnerably of the skirt is one of the main reasons nobody uses hovercrafts in combat.

  93. 04/01/2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    april fools day!

    Anyone see the irony here or is it just me?

  94. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by eatdave13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many anti-vehicular mines have foot-long poles sticking out the top of them. It would have to be a powerful hovercraft.

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  95. Disappointing... by Maul · · Score: 1

    They should be using Gekiganium Alloy to build these robots. The way these things are constructed now, we won't stand a chance when the Kyoakkians invade.

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  96. Gasaraki by Aexia · · Score: 1

    Gasaraki had a fairly good "realistic" take on mecha. I think they were maybe 10 feet tall at most. Mostly meant for urban combat where they could easily maneuver between and into buildings.

    They also stuck with just two models of mecha for the entire series(one developed by each side).

    1. Re:Gasaraki by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I think they were maybe 10 feet tall at most."

      Ignoring the bigger profile a 10 foot suit provides, there's still the weight factor. If they go much beyond half a ton(ne) in weight, they'll fall through the floors of anything that isn't either a parking garage or a library.

    2. Re:Gasaraki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      First of all the Gasraki used "magic" supermolecules that repaired and grew stronger when damaged. quite contrary to the basic laws of thermaldynamics.

      Also the whole question of "Fear" goes back to the first time infantry faced down a bunch of elephants. the Roman's intially rant from these beasts until they discovered that you could kill them by flanking and throwing javelins into their undersides. The Romans stopped running and started taking them down. (yeah that was the first mecha engagement)

  97. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by sillybilly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How the hell did this thread about the "world's largest robot capable of carrying a person" turn into a military discussion. When we see robots, why is it that we automatically think weapons? I realize that the military might be the first to pick up the new technology, just like it happened with airplanes and nuclear fission, but in the long term I can imagine peaceful uses, as they were intented in the first place by their original creators. People who invented airplanes and fission did it to make humans more enabled, happier - flying has always been a dream of humans envying birds, and the scientists thinking about fission meant it as an awesome source of energy. Once you're enabled and more capable, it's up to you what you do with it. You can use your newfound powers to live better, or to destroy something. Right now the military is heavily into unmanned toys, but I think in the future, the ratio of robots used for bettering the lives of humans to the amount used by the military will be very high.. just like the amount of commercial airplane flights outdo the military part. Why isn't anyone thinking about grandma in the nursing home "prison" being able to get out back home because she can take care of herself again, cuz she can 'dress up' into her robot clothes that helps her walk, drive, and shop? Is that such a scary future? The cave people must have been damn scared of fire first but where would we be without fire? Sure you can burn down your enemy's huts with fire, but these day's when we think fire that's not the first thing that comes to mind anymore. I'm sure it will be the same with robots.

  98. oh come on.. by Mir322 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have feet or actively walk. it has treads like on an oversized snowblower.

    Show me a mecha with feet that walks and lets a person from inside control it and then i'll look up and be interested.

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  99. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only advantage I can think of a mech would be that it would be a damn good lookout, but we have better stuff to do that. With massive amounts of resources I'd imagine that you could make it a killing machine, but the resources would HAVE to be massive indeed.

  100. Rip off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This company is already mass producing a far more advanced mech for military purposes

  101. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's one of the lessons of Matrix Revolutions: There is no way -- even with $100 million -- to make mech warriors look less than stupid, because they are instrinsically stupid. "

    I am glad in your thoughtfull post you explain why it is a stupid design! Shesh, I would have thought that a machine based on 3 billion years of evolutionary experimentation in locomotion would (which gave us legs BTW!) would be a good idea! Boy I was wrong, your sound argument based on ... hmmm "instinsic stupidness" ... is just so mindbogigily simple I am supprised that any R&D guy with 3+PHD's would even THINK of building one of these. Man ... what were they thinking!

    To put it simply ... we have legs because evolution gave them to us. They are the best way to get around the difficult and varried terrain of our planet (can a Tank rock climb? can a helicopter operate in harsh weather conditions? can a ship submerge? can a submarine go on land?)

    The mecha is the best way to have a truly allterrain vehicle. Not to mention the mobility of a bipedal system.

    We have legs for a reason.

    "intrinsic stupidness" ... i'll say. shesh'

  102. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    Yes, but as Relena explained to Hero the human form is favored because it humanized combat again...eventually armies will tire of "remote control" warfare and mass murder of troops. Also, once you are fighting militas with only small arms like in Iraq, you need fewer troops anyway...the giant "demon" robot would instill hoplessness, fear, and dread in the poplace you wish to control. Fewer people would attack them. Also, they'd survive most surprise attacks enough to retaliate quickly and ruthlessly.

    You have to figure in 2-3 generations of machines they would be more flexable in close quarters than tanks [can't get shot at] or light vehicals [enough armor for small arms fire], and less fragile than aircraft because they don't have to fly. In addition they have the ability to be armed with all the normal military arms...but simply "pick up" or "flip over" most wheeled vehicles without firing a shot!

  103. X-Men? by istewart · · Score: 1

    Where do you think they ripped the name Sentinel off from?

    FREEZE, MUTANT!

    1. Re:X-Men? by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      "Where do you think they ripped the name Sentinel off from?"

      ...or they just thought the meaning of the word was a fitting description for what those robots do. :)

      From Information Please.

      1. a person or thing that watches or stands as if watching.
      2. a soldier stationed as a guard to challenge all comers and prevent a surprise attack: to stand sentinel.
      3. Also called tag. Computers.a symbol, mark, or other labeling device indicating the beginning or end of a unit of information.

  104. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by dasunt · · Score: 1

    That's one of the lessons of Matrix Revolutions: There is no way -- even with $100 million -- to make mech warriors look less than stupid, because they are instrinsically stupid.

    I thought the lesson of Matrix Revolutions is that none of the special effects guys nor the writers could imagine shielding the operators of military mecha...

  105. Diesel? What about STEAM? by billstewart · · Score: 1
    They've got giant mecha robots, they've got water for cooling the engine, and diesel for fuel - Water + Heat = Steam! The world can be saved by Steam!

    Sorry. But how can you pass up a straight line like that one....

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  106. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    How the hell did this thread about the "world's largest robot capable of carrying a person" turn into a military discussion.

    Mech warriors are a staple of science fiction, or more accurately, of anime. It's a natural branch point for the discussion.
  107. ($core:12, Funny) by Casshan-Robot+Hunter · · Score: 1

    it's just too bad that you can't mod up past 5

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  108. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Blockquoth the poster:

    eventually armies will tire of "remote control" warfare and mass murder of troops

    That's a very fiction-oriented view of the military. They're interested in winning, period, and will evaluate new weapons on their ability to contribute to that goal and on the opportunity cost of adopting the weapons system.

    Of course, since armies are led by people, it's entirely possible that mechs will be developed and adopted because "they look cool" and fall into fashion with the right person at the right time. But eventually, I predict, they will be abandoned because the weapons concept just doesn't make sense operationally.


    In addition they have the ability to be armed with all the normal military arms...but simply "pick up" or "flip over" most wheeled vehicles without firing a shot!

    If that were a desirable ability, we could put hydraulic lift rams on existing vehicles. We don't because, in fact, it's hard to do and not particularly useful. On the other hand, the human form factor means that the mech is critically balanced when upright -- a nudge from a traditional vehicle or a hit from a high-impulse round could conceivably knock the mech over. I think mechs come out on the losing side of this comparision, too.
  109. Not true, here's a larger, walking robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a larger, fully articulated (6-legged walking) robot that has been developed for the timber industry. It may not be quite as tall, but it's longer and looks like it may be able to carry heavier loads (like, y'know, whole trees at a time):

    Walking Robot

    Okay, so the arms on the story's mecha are more impressive, but is this not cool?. Place the mecha's arms on this thing and you'd have something respectably sci-fi. Wheels / tracked robots are so last century. ;)

  110. Captain Mifune's Dream by valmont · · Score: 1

    IF we have to give our lives tonight, we give'em HELL before we do!!!

  111. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by matfud · · Score: 1

    The skirt on a hovercraft can tke a very large amount of damage before it becomes useless. they tend to be internally segemented so damage to one area does not necessarily destroy it. I have not idea if it could survive landmines though. However they are good at not setting off water based mines which is part of the reason a number of armys/naives use them as landing craft and more recently as mine sweepers.

  112. Japanese kids dreams of. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Mech; of team-work. (You need tons of people to design, maintain, command and finally, pilot mechs. That's Japanese thinking to a 'T'.)

    American kids, (in the land of All for One and Crumbs for All), dreamed of Batman and Spiderman, ultimate individualists.

    And so kids grow into adults, adults engineer reality.

    When sitting around on my friend's front porch many, many years ago, this came to us a new and startling realization. My friend turned to me aghast, "The Japanese are going to have fucking mechs! --The Americans are going to have idiots running around in capes."

    He then, imitating a big robot arm, held up his hand and swatted the porch. "SQUASH!"

    Although. . .

    With genetic research and the recent spate of films like, "Spider Man," (which no longer look to nuclear science to create its heroes. . .) It'll be interesting to see which dream of youth irresponsibly brought into adult reality turns out to be the more devastating.


    -FL

  113. Power Armor Academy by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    This is obviously the first step to power-armor suits that we've all fantasized about from SciFi.

    I think if they truly catch on and become a widely used consumer item, an academy of sorts could be created to train users in using the suits. Or at least some sort of vehicle training. Trust me, when these things come out in the future, you'll DEFINITELY want someone having to pass a license test if they're gonna be using it on the street. Otherwise, crushed people start appearing.

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  114. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by spyfrog · · Score: 2, Informative

    "successful operation of an anti-tank weapon is not plug-and-play."

    Isn't it? I have a different opinion. The standard anti-tank weapon of the swedish army takes no time to understand on how to use. It is simply a point and click weapon with no inteligence.

    Simply point and fire - if you remeber to fire at the weakest points (the side and rear armor or upper armor) you are almost sure to make a kill in up to 300 meters on Russian tanks, however it is better at closer range.

    Since the armor on a M1A1 is better I suppose you need to fire from a close range or hit it twice (you will need two weapons for this since it is a one shot weapon), but it is easy to use the weapon. Since the weapon cost about $10000 so is it also very cheap compared to the tank...
    A great weapon to even the playfield for infantry and artillery when confronted with armor.

    I would like to point out that these weapons is common in most western armys and that they are rather easy to come across on the black market. Here it has even been used by rivalising MC-gangs to attack each others houses.

  115. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    modern warfare is not "industrial" warfare any longer. the US, because of the effecftiveness of weapons like the Abrams and the Apache, has made everyone restrict combat to small forces in compact areas where the effectiveness and use of tanks and helicopters is neutralized. This is what we're currently seeing in Iraq. All that helicopters are good for now is transport, and the Abrams, well, it can't search houses, fit down narrow streets, or cross small bridges.

    the human form is great for combat, just not heavy, traditional, battlefeild operations. modern warfare could benefit from small mechanized units. an armored mech about twice the height and width of a human would be a wonderful heavy support troop in Iraq simply because it could fit down narrow streets and in areas where a 60 ton tank can't go. add arms so it can "punch" down doors or move heavy objects for either rescue or building barricades, and you have a winner. add legs so it can easily traverse land that wheeled or tracked vehicles can't easily navigate, and you're even better off. on top of that a more mobile and nimble vehicle that can go over a wall without knocking it down 1) doesn't piss off people by destroying their wall if they're nice people, 2) doesn't make as much noise or commotion on entry to a compound.

  116. Re: Stability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty certain he was being ironic, dude. Time for a humor upgrade?

  117. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by tulare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crikey, man, no joke. I looked at that thing and thought it'd be a killer way to move stacks of planks and whatnot out on the jobsite - not to mention something very strong to "hold this up here just like that for a minute." As much of a Robotech geek as I might have been (or thought I was) back when I was a teenager, when I grew up I started to think of technology for useful purposes, not destructive ones. Maybe that's the problem with the current crop of warmongers - they never grew up. I'd put my money on that one, in fact.

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  118. Hank Hill asks.... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    "Does it run on Propane?"

  119. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... Indeed that depends on the mine. There is at least one mine that i know of that doesn't depend on contact at all, but rather the magnetic field around it. The mine, when deployed arms in a certain time, detecting the earth magnetic field around it. Any changes to the field after the arming period sets off the mine.

  120. that's it! by icebones · · Score: 1
    This thing couldn't even take on a Locust.

    What's the point?

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  121. HyperRescueRobot? by Cosmik · · Score: 1

    A HyperRescueRobot that has a top speed of 3km/hr?

    Great. When can we expect other such needed inventions such as the water-proof towel and screendoors for submarines?

  122. Can I give it orders by talking into my watch? by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 1
    Can I ride in its hands while it flies? Does it fight monsters in Tokyo?

    Ahhh, memories of Johnny Socko. I always thought that minor key theme they used was depressing, but still a great show.

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  123. FOR THE LAST TIME, EVANGELIONS ARE NOT MECHAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am SICK of people saying that they are. Have you even WATCHED the bloody series, BJH? If you have you would clearly see that Evangelion != Mecha. The armor is merely a means of controlling the LIVING Evangelion, a prison of sorts.

    1. Re:FOR THE LAST TIME, EVANGELIONS ARE NOT MECHAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah. Dude. Take a step away from the keyboard. Open the door, go outside. It's ok to do that every once in a few months.

  124. Maybe if we.... by dafoomie · · Score: 1

    ...Cross the T-52 Support Dragon with the Honda Asimo maybe we'll get This?

  125. Precursor to Robotech Mecha? by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    So, is this the lull before the storm? When get I get my own VF1-Valkyrie Mecha?

    I think I better start calling myself Rick Hunter!

  126. More Destructive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah! Americans, of course! You're forgetting those idiots playing "GI-Joe liberates country from dictator that GI-Joe installed as a bulwark against COBRA!"

  127. Flipping vehicles by crucini · · Score: 1
    If that were a desirable ability, we could put hydraulic lift rams on existing vehicles. We don't because, in fact, it's hard to do and not particularly useful.

    Exactly. Modern tanks kill from miles away. A fighting vehicle/robot that relied on hydraulic arms for combat would be destroyed before it got anywhere near a modern tank. It's simply an anthropomorphic fantasy that makes no sense in the world of high explosives.
  128. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by samhain_tm · · Score: 1

    There is one technology that may be able to help drop the armor requirements... electronic munition shielding. A small electronic field generator is in operation now that can explode any explosive munition with an electronic detonator in a predetermined radius. All they need to do is figure out an easy way to make it extremely portable and explode as much inbound munitions as possible. That would leave room for lighter "small-arms" armor and increase the effectiveness of the platform. This probably wouldn't be a front line weapons platform, but more a psy-ops platform after the major battle is over. Just think about standing there in view of a 15ft/3m tall mech... kind of scary in my opinion.

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  129. Mechs vulnerable to air attack/RPG by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    I think every geek has wondered why we don't use mechs in the military. The technology is here, but the mech itself is a big sitting duck. I guess you could say the same for an aircraft carrier but ACs don't float around alone, they're surrounded by support and defense ships and planes. And most importantly, they serve a unique function - they're floating airports. What can a mech offer?

    So a mech would be this slow, lumbering weapons platform that's not as quick or stable as a tank. It would require all sorts of support and defensive equipment and soldiers. It would eat gasoline like nobodies business, and for what? To use arms and hands? A military bulldozer can knock over a building or move junk much better than a hydrolic arm.

    I can't see a situation where one would need a mech. On the other hand I can deifinately see mech-like exoskeletons enhancing the abilities of infantry and special ops kind of like the equipment in The Forever War or Starship Troopers. Or something in the middle like a bipedal lightly armored 'tank' that can walk and run with stability over very uneven terrain like a freshly bombed city or battlefield for scouting purposes and helping light infantry.

  130. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    Indeed, I think you can argue well that the human form forces compromises that detract from combat effectiveness.

    Allow me to provide the counter argument....

    The idea of building a humanoid-shaped robot that you control to do your bidding is that we seem to be remarkably flexible in terms of our capabilities, and we already have a very finely-tuned control system for a human-shaped robot. If human-style flexibility and very good human control are requirements for your robotic application, then a humanoid mech is a good choice for you.

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  131. Re:Beavis..this is the coolest thing i have ever s by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I'd figure a military dock would have armoured fixed gun turrets instead of stupid mecha for defense.

    Actually if the Military are going to come up with fancy expensive humanoid enhancements, they might as well come up with something that enhances the human metabolism. e.g. convert ADP back to ATP, breakdown lactic acid etc.

    e.g. Attach/implant a device to/into a soldier. Clip on a 1 litre pack of fuel. Intended result: soldier can sprint (or perform at 100% anaerobic physical exertion) and not get tired till out of fuel (in which case just clip on another pack of fuel) - only issue would be injury/wear and tear.

    If the device and fuel packs are reasonably small and light, the possibilities are pretty extensive.

    Increased mobility, increased range + increased carry capacity with no great increase in size = more lethal. The soldiers would still be compatible with existing vehicles and other systems.

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  132. whiny 14 year olds, dummy plug.... by panman1975 · · Score: 1

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