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  1. 121 deg is no coincidence on DNA-Less 'Red Rain' Cells Reproduce At 121 C · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, the cells reproduce at exactly 121 deg. Celsius. The Flux Capacitor requires 1.21 jigawatts (gigawatts) to power time travel. It is becoming increasingly clear the the number 121 is a cosmic 'magic number' and we propose that the red rain particles are indeed small time travelers from possibly another dimension sent on a mission to... well, we're just not sure of the mission. Whatever it is it's probably not good. I have a bad feeling about this.

  2. Add Abraham on Just Where Is The Lincoln Memorial, Anyhow? · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you search on 'Abraham Lincoln memorial' it gets you the the right spot. It's the one with the big statue of Abraham Lincoln sitting in a very large chair and a large crowd of brainless idiot sheep gathering early Saturday morning.

  3. It's all a matter of protocol on Scientists Create Equation For a Perfect Handshake · · Score: 1

    ACK/NAK
    XON/XOFF
    CTS/DTS
    DTR/DSR
    You don't need a fancy formula for any of those.
    Of course, not everyone is a serial handshaker.

  4. Re:Pretty proud, eh? on MS Design Lets You Put Batteries In Any Way You Want · · Score: 1

    So, will devices have to pass a Microsoft certification in order to display the logo?

  5. Storage box on What To Do With Old 802.11b Equipment? · · Score: 1

    I take all of my old stuff to work and store it in the large green storage box out back of the building. It's nice because the big green box never gets full and there is always room for more. It does smell kind of bad though and there's the occasional rat to contend with.

  6. Two Words on FEMA and DHS Fund Disaster Hero Game · · Score: 1

    DUCK and COVER!

  7. The final solution on Obama Sends Nuclear Experts To Tackle BP Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    Cobalt Thorium-G

  8. A funnel on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps they can launch and rendezvous a 100 ton steel 'funnel' and fit it over the satellite thus preventing it from spewing tons of satellite pollution toward earth. In fact, such a device has already been built and is currently not being used. Bonus, it's currently located not all that far from Cape Canaveral and transport ships are located nearby.

  9. Whoa, Dude! on First Superbugs, Now Superweeds · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who has been growing Super Weed for years. Whoa, dude, awesome!

  10. The secret is... on Japanese Researchers Make Plastic Out of Water · · Score: 1

    That all of the necessary chemicals to make plastic are already in our polluted water. They have simply found a way to make it congeal.

  11. Eyjafjallajökull on EU Conducts Test Flights To Assess Impact of Volcanic Ash On Aircraft · · Score: 2, Funny

    The volcano whose name shall not be spoken. Or at least can not be spoken by anyone who does not speak Icelandic. It's amusing watching news readers avoiding naming the volcano. Perhaps it needs a friendlier name... anyone?

  12. And soon to follow... on Wake Forest Researchers Swap Skin Grafts For Cell Spraying · · Score: 1

    Print your own penis extension. Erg, I hope they don't use mouse cell for mine! Hmmm, maybe donkey cells or...?

  13. Your fibroblasts cartridge is low... on Wake Forest Researchers Swap Skin Grafts For Cell Spraying · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your fibroblasts cartridge is low. Would you like to connect to the HP Medical Printing website to order refills?

  14. Final Countdown on Gigantic Spiral of Light Observed Over Norway; Rocket To Blame? · · Score: 1

    Apparently no one here (or in Norway) has seen The Final Countdown. Has anyone reported recently returning from 1941? Is it a coincidence that this happened on Pearl Harbor Day? Ha, I think not!

  15. Use Storage on What Do You Do When Printers Cost Less Than Ink? · · Score: 1

    I put all of my used electronics in the large green metal storage box in the parking lot. That way if I need one or more items in the future I can just call the number on the big box and I assume someone comes out and retrieves it for me. The box seems to have an almost infinite storage capacity so it seems like a better plan than just throwing the stuff out.

  16. Re:Those are not mainstream on Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yes there are, but nothing on the scale of Scientology. The bigger the group the bigger the target, the harder to keep secrets.

    How about the Mormons? Most certainly a cult in my opinion. Ah, but then there is the Catholic church, the (fill in the blank) church, etc. All cults AFAIAC.
    And why do most religions have their supreme leaders wear funny ridiculous hats?

  17. Re:Yeah right on Elder-Assist Robotic Suits, From the Real Cyberdyne · · Score: 1

    Doh. He came back from the future to warn us and prevent the creation of terminators.

  18. Re:I'm not sure what they got... on Inside the Windows 7 Launch Party Pack · · Score: 1

    "I received my package yesterday and it had everything mentioned in the article plus balloons, streamers, and a few more goodies. Sounds like their package wasn't complete."

    Ah, you must be in the U.S. The article is from a guy in the U.K. Microsoft obviously believes in the stereotype of the Brits as stuffy stiff upper lip types who wouldn't have a clue what to do with balloons and streamers or simply wouldn't care. If the MS marketing types had ever watched Monty Python they would, of course, know that's not true at all and would have included some Microsoft SPAM
    (SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...)

  19. Amazing that... on Dye Used In Blue M&Ms Can Lessen Spinal Injury · · Score: 1

    Amazing that so far no one has made any Dr. Manhattan jokes. I'm seriously disappointed.

  20. Re:"Magnae Insulae Beati Brandani Branziliae Dicta on Danish Expert Declares Vinland Map Genuine · · Score: 1

    Yes, and those who RTFA will note several mentions of *wormholes*. WTF, they knew about wormholes back then??? Or is that how the Vikings arrived on our planet? Ponderous.

  21. Re:How does the dog do this? on Anti-Piracy Dog Uncovers Huge Cache of Discs · · Score: 1

    It's just the faint whiff of soy sauce and monosodium glutamate combined with the polycarbonate. They train the dogs in Chinese restaurants.

  22. Re:That's what you get... on Options For a Laptop With a Broken Screen? · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly unnamed. It's all white with no markings of any kind except the tail number. And it flies out to a 'special' little place in the Nevada desert every day carrying unnamed people to 'special' unnammed jobs. Ask Art Bell, he'll explain it all.

  23. Re:Is it just me... on A Monster LED Array For Irresponsible Fun · · Score: 1

    Wow, finally a site that actually renders -better- with Opera (v9.64) than with Firefox! I'm so excited!.!.!

  24. Just use OpenDNS on What Filters Are Right For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Use OpenDNS and adjust the content filters to block porn, adult content, or whatever you like. I assume you're married so you obviously don't need porn on any of the computers in your home, right? But, for those times when the wife ane kid are away, you can whitelist your favorite site(s) and... well, whatever.

  25. A communications disruption can mean only one thin on One Broken Router Takes Out Half the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Thing, that is. You all know the rest...