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  1. Re:Right.... on Linux-Powered Lego-Like Devices Target Developers · · Score: 1

    Agreed - much better to use off-the-shelf hardware and tell your customer you sat in front of Gutsy Gibbon (or Flatulent Flamingo..whatever..) to develop the firmware - much more professional

  2. "With the exception of Apple" on Bypass Windows With Fast-Boot Technology · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Phoenix is currently in talks with most major PC manufacturers, with the notable exception of Apple."

    Because (at the risk of being accused of Trolling), Apple will eventually bring out iRightNow which will pretty much do the same thing but in White only and at three times the price?

  3. Re:Self flagellation on DIY CPU Demo'd Running Minix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the early 80's I spent part of my Electronic Engineering apprenticeship in the wiring shop of a company that made flight simulators. One day my supervisor gave me this dirty great wirewrap backplane to complete - it was sheer hell to do and took me the best part of a week. When it was finished I had to submit it to the mechanical inspection team who not only unwrapped some joints to check them out, but also tested various functions using special diagnostic boards. After some remedial work and final checking the work was done. My supervisor came over and said "Good news, your work has passed inspection", closely followed by: "The bad news is those panels come in pairs!". Aaargh!!

  4. Re:Walls on Wireless Video Transfers 100X Faster Than WiFi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I understand you get a better, more penetrating, signal using MONSTER gold-plated mm wave antennae. Apparently they produce signal waves using gold ions so any streamed video has sharper definition and crisper sound.

    There's a picture of one of these SupaAntennas here.

    The normal selling price is $99.99/pair but I can do two for only $49.99.

  5. Re:Good luck... on Adobe Intends To Move All of Its Applications Online · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I look forward to trying to use this while sitting on a train or plane on my laptop. Yes, I do appreciate that networking will be all pervasive in the future but I also know we have tunnels and dead spots.

    Web-basing something like Photoshop is just stucking fupid.

  6. An obvious question? on Invisible Solar Nano Cells Promise Clean Energy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...Charles Leiber and colleagues at Harvard University, have devised a 'silicon nanowire' that can convert light into electrical energy.... ...Two hundred billionths of a watt may not seem much, but at nanoscale it is enough to provide a steady output of electricity to run ultralow power electronics, including some that could be worn on -- or even inside -- the body. "

    Erm, how bright is the inside of a body!?

  7. Re:Ahh crap on RIAA Sues Usenet.com · · Score: 1

    getyourrippedsongsfromhere.com unavailable for comment

  8. Re:Duct tape saves the day! on Why ISS Computers Failed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it was "Moisture Control for Dummies"

  9. Re:What about QR-code? on Sharp's Tiny LCD Doubles As Scanner · · Score: 1

    My phone supports it, but it's a pain to use as you have to line up and focus your phone 'just right' - maybe I need more practise?

  10. Re:Could be a tremendously capable tool, but.... on Pentagon Urges Space-Based Solar Power · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, no, no - this means that the USA will be less reiliant on fossil-fuels, such as the oil reserves in foreign countries, but they need a battelfield power source for the times when they are on active duty in such foreign countries overthrowing evil dictators and securing those vital supplies of oil upon which they are now less reliant.

    It's a bit like needing to go buy a battery for your flashlight because the trip to the store that sells flashlight batteries is on an unlit street.

    Simple!

  11. Re:Yeah! on Consumer Group Demands XP for Vista Victims · · Score: 1

    Pet peeve?

  12. Re:It swings both ways on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 1

    Here it comes: 'Woosh'

  13. Re:It swings both ways on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 1

    I knew, but it was expedient for the joke to not point this out. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.

  14. It swings both ways on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am an IT Manager:

    Oh shit, Maxtor wasn't on the list - PLEASE GOD: please don't make system builders install Maxtor drives, I have enough to worry about without the possibility of random drive failures within the next 6 months - 2 years.

    I am an independent computer support engineer:

    YES! I look forward to a massive jump in hard disk replacement business within the next 6 months - 2 years.

  15. Re:iFolder once open sourced, now exclusive to OES on With OES 2.0, Novell Moves NetWare To Linux · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that. Not having played with Virtualisation yet, are these things you have to package yourself or can you just download NW6.x as pre-virtualised runtime apps?

    Point me in the right direction and I'll take it from there!

  16. Re:iFolder once open sourced, now exclusive to OES on With OES 2.0, Novell Moves NetWare To Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is any of this likely to be of use to me - I have a legacy app that was written in Turbo Pascal using a file access unit that only works properly when the data files are on a Netware Server (it has close ties with NCP). We need to access the legacy data perhaps 2-3 times a year and at the moment, we just stick the caddy-based Netware disk in a spare PC fire it up for an hour or so and then close it all down - it would be ideal if there was a virtualised Netware 6.x (or even 4 or 5) that I could run on one of our Linux (or Windows) servers when required. The only other option is to port the data.

  17. Re:All surfaces and links will become advertising. on eBay Sellers Seething Over Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    We need to keep an eye on this to ensure that the practice doesn't spread to other sites. It could make browsing very annoying.

  18. Re:Which IPs in particular? on Ballmer Suggests Linux Distros Will Soon Have to Pay Up · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dunno, but I note that at least one M$ product infringes my Patent #911112999:

    "A method of arranging for the decimal value 65535, and calculations resulting therein, to be consistently rendered as 100000 so as to confuse the shit out of those persons performing the calculation"

  19. Re:The Einstein rule on '30 Year Laptop Battery' is Unscientific Myth · · Score: 1

    So, according to the article (which I didn't read, naturally), if the amount of energy available from the battery decreases over time AND we can ensure the battery pack has a constant mass, as the battery ages, the square of the speed of light will DECREASE and so the battery will travel through time at a slower rate than the user.

    Conversely, as we charge the battery it will shoot forwards in time.

    Something's bound to assplode!

  20. Re:RJ45? on Sony Launches 3mm Thin XEL-1 OLED TV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Knowing Sony, it's possible the connector has 9 contacts and the lug is offset to the left by 2mm so a standard lead won't fit and you have to buy an RJ45s(TM) (For Sony(R) multimedia devices) cable, and you can only interface to kit using the TCP/IPs (For Sony(R) multimedia devices) protocol.

  21. Re:Windows 2000 on Less Than 2 Percent of UK Companies Have Upgraded Windows · · Score: 1

    We've about 30 PCs still running a bespoke app on NT4 - the app doesn't like 2000 and is a bit flaky on XP. When we phase out the App in about 6 months time we're going to a Java-based version which I plan to run on the same kit (PIII-1GHz) on Linux (probably kubuntu), only replacing those PCs that are showing signs of real distress and are not really worth maintaining.

  22. Re:CF is anisotropic material on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 1

    "...as aluminum oxidizes over time it becomes aluminum oxide..."

    OK, noted.

  23. My Sixth Sense or 'Just Weird'? on Headband Gives Wearer "Sixth-Sense" · · Score: 1

    Being a techie/engineer I often end up with screwdrivers, pens etc in my pockets and sometimes one of these gets used as an ear scratcher - yes, I know; bad, risky habit.

    Quite some time ago, I realised that when I approach my ear 'hole' with a pointed object I get a perceptible rumble in that ear (especially the right side) when the tip is around 1-1.5 inches from the opening - there's no physical contact at that time and so I have often wondered whether this is down to subtle changes in air pressure, magnetic field etc. but it's reproducible and weirded me out when I first noticed it.

    is there a logical explanation for this?

  24. Re:Yay! Gloating! on Half of SCO's Accountants Quit · · Score: 1

    Hey Darl, how's things with you?

  25. When I were a lad on School Kids Get Virtual Web Lockers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh how we struggled with the few books we had to carry home while we left unneeded ones in our lockers.

    The frustration of never a moments peace because we could read the books on the bus or train and be briefed ready to start our homework sooner, leaving more spare time that had to be filled with 'leisure activities - or - worse yet - the hassle of arranging to meet your friends and actually see them in person - heck sometimes we even shared a meal or some sodas in a local park - OUTDOORS - whole we worked together on projects!

    At the moment it's a real pain when I have to visit my 7-year-old son's school to have him show me through his project books and explain what he has been working on. Soon I may be able to login to his folder, have a quick browse and tick a box.

    Yay progress!