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  1. Re:Easier, cheaper, way. on RFID for Automobile Tracking · · Score: 1
    Compulsory seat-belt use

    OK.

    Mandatory helmet laws for motorcyclists

    OK, but you have to listen to recordings of the motorcycle pussies whining about helmet laws around my work.

    Zero tolerance for liquored-up drivers

    OK.

    Restricted permits for new drivers (no rush hour, no driving between sunset and sun-up, etc).

    OK.

    Governors on all engines so that it's not possible to exceed the speed limit Increased penalties for racing, reckless driving, etc.

    Too expensive and impractical. You going to retrofit existing cars? Besides, the real speed limit is dictated by the conditions (up to a point, of course). I regularly go 70-75 on an fairly empty freeway (I leave real early in the morning), and CHP bikes tool on past me without a glance.

    Removal of so-called "restricted permits" for people who have accumulated too many demerits.

    OK.

    Mandatory retesting for anyone who has lost their license because of moving violations or booze.

    I'd just have a well defined "idiocy" limit. You pass that limit, you never drive in my state again. Period. Don't like it? Don't be an idiot behind the wheel.

    Get rid of "road tanks" (SUVs) that make people think they're invulnerable.

    Now you're just being silly, and, no, I don't own an SUV. And the most reckless drivers I see on a day to day basis are the rump rangers in high end Nazi shitboxes and riff raff in rolling rust piles (predominately old boxy imports and, for some reason, Mustang IIs). See? People from all walks of life can have something in common.

  2. Re:MP3 server on Control-Alt-Recycle · · Score: 1

    You mean Joe Blow on Skid Row won't set up an MP3 server in his refrigerator box? ;-)

  3. MP3 server on Control-Alt-Recycle · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't quite understand the complaints that the MP3 server is a waste of energy, and the same complainers say to donate the computer...

    to someone else who will use it...

    and use the identical amount of energy...

  4. New name on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: -1, Troll
    I heard from my mailman's sister's cousin who knows a guy who does web pages that they are changing it to "FuckGatesInTheAss-dows."

    Thank you.

    (bows)

    Oops! Here comes the FCC! Gotta run!

  5. Re:insightful? try non sequitur on Playing Video Games Makes For Better Surgeons · · Score: 1
    The article doesn't say that better surgeons are better at video games, it says that surgeons who play video games are better at their jobs.

    I know that, Cleetus. I was suggesting there could be an alternate explanation for the correlation, and that the correlation in and of itself is maeningless. It's like to archtype case of shoe size versus reading ability. They correlate, but only because as kids age, they generally read better and their feet grow.

    However, you're on the right track: it's possible that a third intervening variable is causing both of these (e.g., smart people both enjoy video games and are better at surgery).

    Well, there you go, Jim-Bob. You did get it, so the "non sequitur" comment was gratuitous. :-P

    Yet the fact remains that a correlation was shown, and therefore a doctor that plays video games, all other things being equal, is less likely to make mistakes than a non-gamer.

    No. The sample was far too small to make such a conclusion, and there was no visible control group of any kind. Also:

    [1] How often are all other thing equal in the real world?

    [2] Will surgeons now be posting their high scores next to their diplomas. :-)

    [3] Will gaming tips now appear in prestigious medical journals. =-D

    New England Journal Of Medicine and EXTREME GAMING!!!!!

  6. Cause and effect on Playing Video Games Makes For Better Surgeons · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or maybe the better surgeons are better at video games.

    Who funded this nonsense?

  7. Zzzzzz.... on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 1
    ....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    And so on.

  8. Re:We have a winner on Privacy Complaint Against Google's GMail Service · · Score: 1
    Maybe a tad extreme...

    Yeah... a tad... hence the "Silly" award.

  9. Tivo on Privacy Complaint Against Google's GMail Service · · Score: 1
    The fact that some jackasses complained about the Tivo situation does not excuse people acting like jackasses about GMail.

    "A is wrong, but its okay because (unrelated) B was wrong" is really broken thinking.

    The excuse is usually "but I wasn't excusing A", but there's no other reason to mention B unless there's implied excuse making. Otherwise it's a non sequitur and it crosses over from illogical to irrational.

    There's also the assumption that the original poster is [1] a Tivo owner and [2] complained about Tivo data gathering.

  10. We have a winner on Privacy Complaint Against Google's GMail Service · · Score: 2, Funny
    I will note, however, that at least in the United States we went ahead and outlawed indentured servitude

    You just won silliest analogy on Slashdot for the day.

    A coupon for a free "dinner for one" at the Country Kitchen Buffet is headed you way, and will arrive in a year or two.

  11. You get what you pay for on Privacy Complaint Against Google's GMail Service · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Am I the only one with ZERO sympathy when users of FREE services whine?

  12. Wow! on Browsing the Web, One Sentence at a Time · · Score: 1

    I may never have to actually read ever again! :-)

  13. I support the product and/or service on Sony Hints on PS3, PSP, and PS2 Plans · · Score: 1

    I was really getting turned of by the PS3=jack of all trades (master of none) talk out of Sony. I hate "all in one" stuff. The idea that there will be a PS3 that just plays the damn games is good news.

  14. Re:Moral right on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    The problem is inside people's heads

    Most problems are. :)

  15. Re:Moral right on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    The morally right thing to do would to have been to lock away that information, as it was tainted by the methods used to obtain it.

    And there are equally moral arguments claiming the data should be used.

    You see the problem with imposing your morality?

    Welcome to the non-monochromatic world of reality.

  16. The hunt is on! on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 1
    Yes! The little buggers can hide from my marksmanship no longer!

    Tally ho!

  17. Ihope this is an April Fool on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm considering naming my first-born child either Br4d or J4n37, depending on gender.

    Translation: I hate my child, and wish to see them get beaten regularly in school.

    You don't have another child named Squee, do you?

  18. no science on IFPI 'First Wave' Sues 247 In Europe & Canada · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The timing of the international legal attacks is especially interesting in light of the recent study that indicates file-sharing has a negligible impact on music sales."

    I share music with wild abandon, and think the lawsuits are BS, but you're basing this on one NON peer reviewed study that, if you read the PDF file linked from yesterday's story, makes some rather dubious assumptions.

  19. Obligatory blame Microsoft on The Subtle Tyranny Of Spreadsheets · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But it is quite true in this case. They haven't done anything with Excel beyond adding pointless features. Other spreadsheets have been tried, some with neat innovations, but they don't make it because, well, in most cases users like me don't get to choose which software we use at work.

    How about the simple idea of breaking away from the rectangular grid? Or free form cells placed on a diagram or schematic or blueprint?

  20. Show more anime on You're Watching Less TV · · Score: 1
    They estimate that by the year 2008, 85% of American television will be anime. The other 15% will be special reports on the latest terrorist attacks.

    The dubbing/localization will be a six trillion dollar industry, and account for 60% of the country's employment. The other 40% will work for Homeland Security.

  21. They make rockets? on Elon Musk's SpaceX Offers Low-Cost Rockets · · Score: 4, Funny
    I splash on a little Elon Musk every morning after shaving.

    It makes me smell sweet and alluring.

  22. minus paragraphs, minus line breaks... on Elon Musk's SpaceX Offers Low-Cost Rockets · · Score: 4, Funny
    *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

    *BAM!*

    Damn! That dense block of unbroken text just jumped out right in front of me. Thank goodness my browser has airbags.

    Everyone else OK?

  23. Re:Do this for DirecTV on Congress To Force Cable a la Carte Plans · · Score: 1
    No, no... I want by the channel, but with the option to "rent" a channel I don't normally get, perhaps for the day. DirecTV could charge more than they'd normally get for a day as a convenience fee or something.

    The normal channel assignments would be modifiable on a monthly basis.

    Next you'll tell me you want to be able to choose when you get to watch a particular show, and that you want to be able to skip the commercials!

    Well, my Tivo does that already.

    There is the chance that everything except TeeVee for Mental Vegetable would fall by the wayside, but would that be such a bad thing? Some of us could probably stand to watch less.

  24. Re:Too many choices?? Hardly on The Paradox of Choice · · Score: 3, Funny
    When you go to the grocery, do you ask for 'meat', or do you specify species and cut?

    I used to ask for "human, lean breast" but now they just call the cops when they see me coming. :-(

    I don't get no respect.

  25. Think about it more on Google Updates Its Face · · Score: 1
    Was the old google page really that slow?

    No, but it was probably downloaded billions of times a day. Every byte helps in a sitation like that.