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  1. Re:Metal detector on TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    I've said before, I have no shame when it comes to this sort of thing. I'd happily fake an orgasm (loudly) if I was sure someone behind me was videoing it for youtube.

    But most security areas I've been in forbid the use of cellphones, cameras, etc...

  2. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re on TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

    Work for them.

  3. Re:You want pictures of Dark Matter? on Most Detailed View of Dark Matter Mapped By Hubble · · Score: 1

    which kind of begs the question of whether there is any decent hubble-related comedy out there?

    Rule 34, coming right u--

    Oh wait, you said hubble-related *comedy*. My bad.

  4. Re:Skynet on Iron Man Is Another Step Closer To a Reality · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To me the amazing achievement in the Ironman movies that nobody seems to notice is the Jarvis AI he's got.

    It's not AI. It's an English butler with a bondage fetish, that Tony has locked in high-tech closet in the basement.

  5. Re:1 man does the work of 3. And at the cost of 50 on Iron Man Is Another Step Closer To a Reality · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Of course. Because the average soldier will wear this suit every day for 20 years.

    Are you high?

  6. 1 man does the work of 3. And at the cost of 50. on Iron Man Is Another Step Closer To a Reality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

  7. Re:It's just a jet contrail on Mystery Missile Launched Near LA · · Score: 1

    Well, now we know, YOU were wrong.

    You know what else? For a readership that is supposed to be somewhat intelligent, it's amazing to me how many people on slashdot
    a) jumped straight into "I'm scared" mode
    b) believed the mainstream news (honestly, since when are we all that gullible?)
    c) disputed the few experts on slashdot who knew what they were talking about.

  8. April fools already? on Pee On Your Phone STD Test · · Score: 1

    This is a joke, right?

  9. Re:it's been said on LimeWire Lives Again · · Score: 2

    that an infinate number of monkeys, working for an infinate amount of time will eventually recreate the works of shakespere.. does this mean the *IAA will seek to outlaw monkeys, or just the practice of giving monkeys keyboards?

    Neither, since Shakespeares works are in the Public domain and we don't have an infinite amount of time.

    However, Dan Browns novels will take a dozen monkeys about two weeks, so I think you might be on to something there.

  10. Re:We're still here on Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang' · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we are gods, we can only hope our creations are morally superior to us.

    Hey, suddenly Jehovah the blood thirsty desert god makes a lot more sense.

  11. Re:Just you wait... on Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang' · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to assume that their time dimension runs parallel to our own. Any universe created in the lab might easily branch off in some other non-euclidian direction. In which case, it would all be over before it starts, so to speak.

  12. Re:Of course they are in collusion. on Google Scares Aussie Banks · · Score: 1

    As much as I might hate bankers, yeah, it was supposed to be a joke. Sorry, it's early, and I haven't had coffee yet.

  13. Of course they are in collusion. on Google Scares Aussie Banks · · Score: 1

    They are BANKERS.

    Why it isn't a given that Bankers will break the law to make money? It is universally true by observation, even if we can't figure out how to prove it empirically.

  14. Re:The British are now like the Terrorists... on UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos · · Score: 1

    In the 21st century, I feel it is unlikely that we'll see major western governments engaging in systematic abuse of human rights such as we saw in the 19th and early 20th centuries.

    Are you SERIOUS? Abu-Gharib? Extraordinary rendition? Enhanced interrogation?

    Those who refuse to remember history are condemned to repeat it.

  15. Re:The British are now like the Terrorists... on UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos · · Score: 1

    That may be so, but the British govt are less likely to hijack a plane and fly it into a landmark.

    Yeah, they are more likely instead to drive a tank into a stadium and open fire on the public.
    Or massacre a gathering of men, women and children. (Jallianwala Bagh, Qissa Khwani, etc...)
    and when their own troops refuse to fire on unarmed women and children, the troops get arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment. (Royal Garhwal Rifles)

    The british government has a long history of incredible brutality, and history is remembered for a long time, when your people are the ones under the lash of the whip. Most british people today would either not be aware of their countries brutality, and would not believe it if told. Or would try to say it was all so long ago, so forget it.

  16. Re:Lol, no worries. on UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos · · Score: 1

    You listed child pornography twice.

  17. Re:Know Your Enemy on UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos · · Score: 1

    I find it enlightening to know just how crazy some people are out there. We're talking the kind of guy that thinks everyone should be converted to Sharia law, forcefully if necessary.

    Like say, how Ann Coulter said the Muslims should be converted to Christianity, by force if necessary?

    It's strange to watch someone debate a topic, when that debate would not even be allowed if he had his way.

    Like say, how Bill O'Reilly shouts "CUT HIS MIKE!!" when a guest tries to debate a point which Bill doesn't have an answer for?

    I have seen the enemy. And it is us.

  18. Ah, the old Jesus was a Velociraptor meme... on Immaculate Conception In a Boa Constrictor · · Score: 1

    We meet again.

  19. Re:Cut spending on Vietghanistan on 2010 Election Results Are In · · Score: 1

    When have they ever cared about cutting spending? What's that even got to do with it?

    Oh please. When it's cutting spending on public welfare programs. Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, etc...

  20. Re:Heh on Prepare To Be Watched While You Watch a Movie · · Score: 1

    "And I can drink beer from bottle straight up."

    It's one thing I like about European cinemas; getting a beer in the foyer and drinking it while watching the movie.

    Of course, I can do that at home too, but you know what I mean.

  21. I guarantee my facial expressions and sounds on TSA To Make Pat-Downs More Embarrassing To Encourage Scanner Use · · Score: 1

    will make it FAR more embarrassing for the dude or dudette who has to examine my sweaty junk.

    The biggest complaints about this new policy will soon be coming from the staff.

  22. How expensive does gas have to get? on Electric Car Goes 375 Miles On One 6-Minute Charge · · Score: 1

    Before this 6 minute ultra charge (or all night long 220volt recharge) becomes relatively affordable?

  23. It couldn't be because Siffy aired 1 season over 3 on BSG Prequel Series Caprica Canceled · · Score: 1

    calendar years, could it?

  24. Re:Where's the gene that makes people believe on Researchers Find a 'Liberal Gene' · · Score: 1

    If 65% of the American Public believed Glen Beck, they'd have started a civil war by now.

  25. Re:Oh, just great on Researchers Find a 'Liberal Gene' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look at the sales figures for Prozac and its ilk. We've already got a pharmacated electorate.