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BSG Prequel Series Caprica Canceled

Kethinov writes "The sci-fi TV series Caprica, a prequel spinoff from Battlestar Galactica, was just canceled by the Syfy channel. In response to the cancellation and the recent theme of many similar good sci-fi shows getting canceled over the last few years, I've written an editorial arguing that Caprica's cancellation reflects the decreasing sustainability of the cable TV business model. A better, more modern business model could have saved Caprica from cancellation. If this model is adopted in the future, it could save many other similar niche genre shows from the same fate down the road." Another perspective here might be that a boring, ponderous show got yoinked because nobody watched it. Just sayin'.

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  1. Prequel, Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many spinnoffs does a good SCIFI fan need!!

    1. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seven...

      A good SciFi fan needs 7 of them.

      Here's hoping for Starfleet Academy daytime Soap Opera, and Star-Trek babies!

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    2. Re:Prequel, Sequel by russell.sawyer · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but a SYFY fan seems to need a lot.

    3. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Still waiting on Firefly...

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    4. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God no! Please, please, no "Trek Babies"!!!

    5. Re:Prequel, Sequel by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Sooner or later you will have to let go.

      At least we had a movie for some closure.

    6. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Teese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sooner or later you will have to let go.

      He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

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      "I'm a Genius!"*


      *Not an actual Genius
    7. Re:Prequel, Sequel by heptapod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep waiting. The show has been dead and buried for eight years. Move on and find something new like the producers, writers and actors did after it was booted off the air. Even if some network brings Firefly back it's not going to be as good as the original because fans will change their rhetoric of "Bring back Firefly" to "This new Firefly sucks".

    8. Re:Prequel, Sequel by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sooner or later you will have to let go.

      He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

      KHAAAAAN!

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    9. Re:Prequel, Sequel by eriklou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stupid hippies ruined the Scifi channel when they renamed it something "less scary to non nerds."

    10. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's hoping for Starfleet Academy daytime Soap Opera, and Star-Trek babies!

      I'm ashamed to admit I would probably watch that just because it's Star Trek.

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      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    11. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The "bring back Battlestar Galactica" crowd finally got their day in the sun.... with something worthy of that adoration as well. While there were hold-outs like Richard Hatch (the actor, not the Survivor contestant) that finally gave the new incarnation his blessings, most fans of the old show starring Loren Greene were generally happen with the remake when it happened.

      Then again it took nearly twenty years and something like the SciFy Channel to get it made in the first place.

      I can only hope that Firefly gets that same kind of treatment when one of the current geeks who call themselves a browncoat finally get to a position where perhaps some quality science fiction programming gets made. Most people don't know quality science fiction if it hit them in the face.

    12. Re:Prequel, Sequel by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Here's hoping for Starfleet Academy daytime Soap Opera, and Star-Trek babies!

      I'm ashamed to admit I would probably watch that just because it's Star Trek.

      If they ever make anything like that, I give you permission not to watch it.

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    13. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Tim+MacDonald · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you, but the SciFi channel (as it was then named) had nothing to do with RDM's Battlestar Galactica reboot: it was all Sky One in Britain and Space here in Canada that takes all that credit.

    14. Re:Prequel, Sequel by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      The problem is (and it's not specific to cable) is that intelligent shows tend to have long story arcs that span multiple episodes, or even seasons. When shows like that get canceled, it leaves the fan hanging as to how the story would have played out. Firefly wasn't as arc-ey (if that's a word) as some, but in it's case the absolute mismanagement and abuse by the very network that was showing it was responsible for it's demise.

      Just a few shows off the top off my head that have had the rug pulled out from under them (and me): Defying Gravity, Heroes (ok, that series was really going down hill, but I would have liked some kind of ending and who doesn't like watching Ali Larter?), Journeyman, Life (not sci-fi, but had a long story arc that never got closed). And all of those shows aren't even on cable - those were network.

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    15. Re:Prequel, Sequel by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      What, you don't think it was ruined when they stopped making or showing shows with actual science fiction content about 10 years ago?

      Seriously, Sci-Fi, or SyFy or whatever... they do have two shows that I watch today which are Eureka (because my 10 year old son enjoys it) and Stargate Universe (despite being predictable and not really very good science fiction) but I could easily live without both. BSG was good in its first year... you know, the time when SciFi had little to do with it and the BBC and CBC did most of the driving of the series. After that... meh. The last half of the last season was enjoyable enough but that whole lump in the middle... take it or leave it.

      Caprica never really got started for me. I liked the pilot but it was like they set up a load of decent threads and ideas that just couldn't be followed up in even the second episode. It fell into the same trap as Heroes, except that the latter had an awesome first season and probably should have just ended it there because the threads all fell apart completely in the second season.

      Meh... I think i'm about ready to give up on TV in general. There's really nothing on that I make time to watch any more.

  2. It could also... by NoxNoctis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It could also have to do with HUGE break between the first half of the season and the second... Just sayin'

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    "You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
    1. Re:It could also... by Tobenisstinky · · Score: 1

      There was a second season? I stopped watching after S01E08... again they appear to blow their budget on effects rather than story...

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    2. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically this is still the first season.

    3. Re:It could also... by NoxNoctis · · Score: 1

      "...between the first half of the season and the second..."

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      "You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
    4. Re:It could also... by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      That's what he said. Try reading that again. And again. Keep reading until you notice the word "Half" after "first."

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    5. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, second half of first season (season 1.5). It's common for new shows to get a short season order (~10 episodes), then if successful, get a full order (~20 episodes). Syfy, in particular, is a fan of doing two half seasons, even for older shows. Eureka is on hiatus in the middle of its fourth season, with 4.5 in production. The second half of Caprica was in fact supposed to start in January 2011, but got moved to now.

    6. Re:It could also... by Tanlis · · Score: 1

      I think established shows like Eureka can weather a mid-season hiatus, but for a show in it's first couple seasons I think it can be quite detrimental to it and cause the viewers to leave and forget.

    7. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eureka finishes a story arch before the mid-season hiatus. So each season is more like 2 half seasons. Plus it's episodic enough that you don't need to know the past story to enjoy an episode.

    8. Re:It could also... by Gotung · · Score: 1

      Yea, they played half a season. Then left a huge break, then out of the blue they announce that two weeks later they will start playing the second half.

      Half of their audience lost interest with the huge break. The other half probably didn't even know the show had started up again.

      Good thing they canceled this. Now we can get more of those low budget mega-animal monster flicks (mega-pirana, mega-snake, mega-porpoise, oh my!!) and more wrestling on what used to be the Sci-Fi channel.

      NBC took a successful niche station and turned it into just one more of the 256245234534 dumbed down TBS wanna-be stations in an effort to appeal to a wider audience. I really don't see SyFy lasting much longer. NBC will probably sell it off at a huge loss in a year or two.

    9. Re:It could also... by delinear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm tired enough of shows getting cancelled that, these days, I won't even bother watching a show until it has four or five seasons under its belt. That's also about the right number to figure out if there is a real story that's going somewhere or it's just meandering unil cancellation day.

    10. Re:It could also... by Zuato · · Score: 1

      Not only was there a huge break, they changed the day it aired from Friday to Tuesday. To compound the issue further I had checked the syfy site in August and they showed it as not starting back up until January. I checked back last week to discover the show had not only started back up at the beginning of October, but had been moved from Friday to Tuesday. Thankfully they had the episodes online so I could catch up, but now they are pulling the plug.

      And they wonder why they didn't have the viewership for this one.

    11. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem is that Caprica didn't have just a mid-season hiatus... it went almost a full year between season 1 and 1.5. Few shows can survive that.

      Also the other poster is correct: The story simply wasn't that good. Other than the cute girl(s), I could find little reason to continue watching. I suspect "Haven" is also destined for the chopping block, for the same reason.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    12. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't help that Syfy is putting these shows on the worst night (Tuesday). They are trying to compete again "real" shows that people actually want to watch like Glee, CSI, and so on.

      Syfy should have kept the original Sci-Fi Friday they've had the last decade. They had built a recognizable brand, and people were willing to turn to Syfy on Friday because none of the other networks were showing anything worthwhile.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    13. Re:It could also... by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I do this as well. I just watched Eureka because it hit its 4th season and have just received the 1st season of supernatural and will be giving that show a shot.

      I went through a 9 season marathon of smallville earlier this year.

    14. Re:It could also... by prgrmr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NBC will probably sell it off at a huge loss in a year or two.

      We can certainly hope so. And if the new owners turn it into nothing more than a home for reruns of all of the Star Treks, Space 1999, UFO. Firefly, Lexx, Andromeda, FarScape, Bablyon 5, etc., that would be awesome, and probably pay off better than the current mess that's happening now. But if they could keep Eureka and Warehouse 13, that would be even better.

    15. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supernatural is really great, but if you want the arc, that doesn't really pick up until the end of season 1. If you dislike the monster of the week format, just be patient.

    16. Re:It could also... by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      It doesn't help that Syfy is putting these shows on the worst night (Tuesday). They are trying to compete again "real" shows that people actually want to watch like Glee, CSI, and so on.

      Syfy should have kept the original Sci-Fi Friday they've had the last decade. They had built a recognizable brand, and people were willing to turn to Syfy on Friday because none of the other networks were showing anything worthwhile.

      Smallville and Supernatural would have kicked their butt in ratings if they'd kept SciFi Fridays, both garner very good ratings from the exact same Demographics as the SyFy channel caters to.

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    17. Re:It could also... by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly, it was clearly THE thing to do for geeky nerds who couldn't get a date.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    18. Re:It could also... by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      Wow... 9 seasons of Smallville in a row? And you're still cognizant?

      My brain hurts after just one episode. (However, like an addict, I keep going back for more.)

    19. Re:It could also... by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      Haven has been renewed for a 2nd season.

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    20. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Smallville and Supernatural would have kicked their butt in ratings if they'd kept SciFi Fridays,

      Hardly. The ratings of both these shows *plummeted* after they were moved from Thursday to Friday. In fact Smallville has already been canceled, and unfortunately it looks like Supernatural is headed the same place.

      In contrast SciFi Friday (Farscape, Lexx, SG1, SGA, DSG) has done extremely well this last decade, even when going against Firefly and Ghost Whisperer. Turning to Scifi on Fridays became "appointment viewing" for the young male contingent that likes those types of shows.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    21. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Reruns? Why?

      Running old episodes of U-FO, Dark Shadows, Voyagers, and so on worked great in the early 90s, but not now. It's cheaper to just buy the DVDs, rather than pay to access the expensive Sci-Fi Channel.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    22. Re:It could also... by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      Haven has already been picked up for a second season...

    23. Re:It could also... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Right- because SciFi knew that all the losers were home on Friday and needed something to watch ;-)
       
      The other networks assumed everyone was out doing something else and didn't want to schedule anything important on Fridays.

    24. Re:It could also... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Kinda what I was thinking. I love sci-fi, but friday night's when I'm out doing fun stuff with friends and/or dates.

    25. Re:It could also... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      not to mention they changed the time slot and day, had almost no advertising about when the series would restart, etc.

      I'm so-so on the story - I think they spent far too much time on the terrorist plot and religious aspects and not enough on pretty much anything else. Still, I like it better than most other shows on syfy - Sanctuary is a cookie-cutter monster show, Haven a cheaply made Steven King knockoff, and Stargate whatever I got bored of years ago (and gave the series several chances). Most of their other shows I gave a one episode chance to and gave up (at least the three mentioned before have mediocre to good acting - some of their shows are terrible).

        I think the bottom line is what killed it, though - it costs too much for what it takes in.

    26. Re:It could also... by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      Smalleville was not really cancelled, as much as it has run its course. It lasted 9 seasons with decent ratings, not the best, but not quite plummeting. This is the last season. I never really got into Supernatural (and not that I would admit I got into Smalleville in public either :) but I do like superhero type shows, so I 30 second skip through the crappy love aspect they through in there).

      As for those you mentioned, while the Stargate franchise ran for a while, Atlantis only lasted 5 seasons, although the writers strike is probably what did them in.

      Lexx, only ran for 4 seasons, Farscape also only lasted 4 seasons.

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    27. Re:It could also... by euroq · · Score: 1

      Half of their audience lost interest with the huge break. The other half probably didn't even know the show had started up again.

      Oh shit! I didn't know that it started up again!

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    28. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>THE thing to do for geeky nerds who couldn't get a date.

      Uh..... it's sad but true. Fridays were ideal for nerd type shows, and Sci-Fi Channel built its brand on that night. Now they just threw it away (nerds don't want to watch wrasslin').

      The X-Files become popular on Friday nights. As TV Guide wrote in their review of the show, it became popular with younger viewers who needed something to do between 7 and midnight (when the partying begins). I suspect Sci-Fi Friday experienced the same phenomenon.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    29. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss my sci-fi friday's and the screensavers.

    30. Re:It could also... by bolthole · · Score: 1

      Expensive?
      SciFi.. sorry "SyFy" channel, is free for me, with whatever fairly minimal bundle I have with timewarner cable

    31. Re:It could also... by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      What hurt Caprica even more (having just seen some of the season 1.5 episodes) is that information needed to watch an episode is found in earlier episodes of the season. In other words, it is very much a serial where the whole season tells the story and not just one part. The problem with a series of that nature is that it sort of pushes away new viewers who don't have access to the first episode.

      I thought the series was extremely well done, but it was very dark and in some ways very disturbing as well. Much of the first half-season dealt with virtual reality and MMORPGs in a way that I have never seen dealt with by a major media outlet before. The show's producers "get" what it is like to play in an MMORPG and if you want to see what one might be like in a couple hundred years, Caprica has a very good example of one that Zoe Greystone plays in. Then again, it also captures the MMORPG experience by having a bunch of kids playing around in a virtual environment where the parents don't know what the heck their kids are up to other than "playing with computers".

      The second half-season deals more with the "STO", which is an Al-Queida-like terrorist organization which foreshadows the rise of the Cylons and goes into depth of how that organization is put together. Again, this is something that is certainly part of the backstory of Battlestar Galactica and being brought forward, but isn't easy for people to watch or the complex interplay between religions, where most normal "colonists" are polytheistic and the terrorist organization uses a monotheistic approach that echos Islam but isn't quite that either. Many people don't want to have religion crammed down their throats in this fashion, especially when it might be pointing out that their own religion could be just as corrupted.

    32. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven has already been renewed, and with the twists of the final few episodes, it could be something pretty strange and cool.

      (Admittedly, the first half of the season was pretty hit and miss, with some terrible episodes. But they have really started to develop a mythology and back story now.)

      On topic though, with Caprica they decided to become a soap opera to get women watching. And I guess neither men nor women want to watch "Dynasty in Space."

      I know I didn't.

    33. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Well I'm frankly shocked. I think Haven is even more boring Caprica was. At least Caprica was based on reality (robots with AI could be built) where Haven is about as fake as Harry Potter.

      Maybe it's like NBC's seaQuest.

      They spent so much money getting rights to that show, they had to renew it three years to recover their money. Syfy might have spent a small fortune for the Haven rights, and they need to keep it on the air to recover their investment.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    34. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The first 4 or 5 seasons of Smallvlle were good "coming of age" drama. The problem is that it outlived its usefulness and turned to crap, but WB and CW refused to cancel it. (Until now.)

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    35. Re:It could also... by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      That is good to know. I will make sure to sick with it past the 1st season, then, since I do prefer shows with an arc.

      Even shows without an arc can be good if they build off the previous shows instead of resetting every week.

    36. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Atlantis had good ratings, just as good in season 5 as season 1. Syfy pulled the plug for a different reason.

      Maybe they thought five seasons was enough, just like they decided four years of BSG and Farscape was enough. It came as a surprise for most people that SGA ended, because they were still doing very well.

      BTW the writers strike came *after* SGA was already announced to end, so that was not the cause. (But the strike did kill the Dead Zone and 4400, which was a shame because they ended on cliffhangers.)

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    37. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Well Syfy is the only cable channel I watch. Sure sometimes I tune to CNN or the Iceroad Trucker Channel (history channel), but my main interest is Syfy.

      So I canceled my cable and just use an antenna instead.

      In my opinion it's cheaper to just buy the DVD sets of my favorite shows (like Babylon 5 or Stargate or Eureka) rather than spend ~$800/year to watch their reruns on syfy.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    38. Re:It could also... by Blymie · · Score: 1

      I went through a 9 season marathon of smallville earlier this year.

      I feel for you.

    39. Re:It could also... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      The problem we had was the show just sucked. My sci-fi tank only holds so much and there so much stuff out there that people now are bit harsher. It's gotta be really good or it's gone.

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      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    40. Re:It could also... by Aeros · · Score: 1

      I agree...I have no idea why they moved it from a successful Friday lineup. They don't have anything decent on Friday night on (I hate saying this name) Syfy. They are in a trend now where they have something recognizable and then they have to screw with it...like the "SciFi" name. The series started out great but this season went in a really odd direction. So all the different factors basically set this show up to fail. Too bad because it did have a lot of potential. SyFy doesn't.... Just my opinion.

    41. Re:It could also... by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      It doesn't help that Syfy is putting these shows on the worst night (Tuesday).

      I gave up trying to chase shows around years ago. I just plug them into Tivo and I'm fine until every network tries to stack all the good shows on the same night. Monday and Tuesday are a bit crowded this season. More than two in one timeslot and I start prioritizing.

      Caprica would be pretty far down on my list though. I've been watching it, trying to give it a chance, but it's about as boring as the season of BSG with the Apollo/Starbuck relationship story line. I'm not going to miss Caprica.

      Something else I have noticed with Syfy series is the photography is very dark. BSG, Caprica, Stargate Universe. I'm trying to figure out if some moron thinks this adds character or if the network is just too cheap to put any detail in the sets. It's almost as annoying as shaky cam directors.

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    42. Re:It could also... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      SyFy is fucked. It has everything to do with management.

      I may be speaking for a small portion of TV viewers, but Sci-Fi shows have typically been about immersive experiences. DVR technology allowed me to finally get rid of commercials, and for a very brief time, it was quite blissful to watch good TV shows again. No annoying distractions.

      DVR is seemingly quite prevalent these days. Most Cable/Sat companies offer DVR to their customers already. So I would argue that Tuesday vs. Friday is largely meaningless at this point. It's in your recorded shows, so you get to choose when to watch it.

      What makes it impossible for me to watch anything on SyFy anymore is the overlay ads. It jolts me right out of the immersive experience the show is supposed to be and effectively ruins it. Theirs is by far the worst. I did a comparison of SyFy against NBC, CBS, Fox, etc. and their overlay ads are at least 25% bigger. SyFy shows them more often too.

      A few times the overlay ads made it impossible for me to see certain parts of the backgrounds where the really interesting stuff was happening, and once totally fucking obscured the face of person talking.

      At this point, I don't want to watch any TV on any network due to their new "strategy". Specifically, that of annoying the living shit out of their customers. I just don't have the tolerance or the ability I guess to deal with that many inputs of information at one time. Reminds me too much of work where I have five monitors and umpteen SSH consoles going on, with screens after screens of realtime data.

      I grew up with Sci-Fi books and movies with barely any previews or advertisements beforehand. To me, it has always been about the immersion. From playing D&D (with the actual dice and paper) to reading LOTR, what I loved is where it would take me.

      So with that in mind, not only do I not give a flying fuck that Ghost Hunters is on next, you just yanked my ass back to reality while I was watching Stargate Atlantis. Thank You Douchebags.

      My life now with Sci-Fi shows revolves around DVD releases with no overlays and no commercials. I'll pay for happily too. Really sad part is, more people like me start doing this, and the damn shows won't last long enough to make it to DVD releases.

      I used to love SyFy. Now, they are just the once loved Uncle that ended up raping me with a jar of Crisco in one hand and Southern Comfort in the other.....

    43. Re:It could also... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      I think a factor you are missing is that an episode of Haven is*MUCH* cheaper to produce than an episode of Caprica.

    44. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caprica had its moments... the business dilemmas, the political infighting etc. It's just... well.. whenever Zoe's Graystone appeared on screen... you thought "oh shit". And when she turned into an uber-warrior in VR world - it just jumped the shark completely.

    45. Re:It could also... by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      That's what DVRs are for. Holy shit Batman! There's some new Caprica on the DVR!

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    46. Re:It could also... by nsaspook · · Score: 1

      NBC will probably sell it off at a huge loss in a year or two.

      We can certainly hope so.

      And if the new owners turn it into nothing more than a home for reruns of all of the Star Treks, Space 1999, UFO. Firefly, Lexx, Andromeda, FarScape, Bablyon 5, etc., that would be awesome, and probably pay off better than the current mess that's happening now. But if they could keep Eureka and Warehouse 13, that would be even better.

      Reruns of UFO would be great.

      http://ufoseries.com/movieClips/ellis.wmv

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    47. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was a good series, fuck Scifi for burying it.

    48. Re:It could also... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, they guy that plays Superman had already announced it was his last season. He's tired of the show. Its hard to have a show when the main character leaves. To say the show ran its course is spot on.

    49. Re:It could also... by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I didn't know the strike had that effect on the Dead Zone and 4400. Dead Zone was drifting away from interesting to me at the end. But 4400 that was a great show. Each season had a powerful concept arc that really drove the story forward, I thought. When you think of trying to do an X files type show or the like, it is challenging to come up with big story arcs that you can do from year to year but still add something to the episodic shows in the middle. You can go full on vision like Lost where it is mostly mapped out ahead of time. Or like 4400, each season had a big arc that also drove the shows in between. The first season you are just trying to find out what happened to the 4400 people. The season finale basically tells you. The next season drives on from there exploring the impact of the 4400. They had good arcs about the reaction of the government, the organizing of the 4400. Different factions, key characters growing in power and importance. Major changes to the status quo of who has powers and what that means. Right up to the last episode.

      I miss that show.

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    50. Re:It could also... by millennial · · Score: 1

      Further proof that there is no god.

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    51. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, really? I think like the top 5 series I've watched were all < 5 seasons. Generally anything longer than 3 seasons tends to lose its original vibe.

    52. Re:It could also... by Ifandbut · · Score: 1

      Expensive? I thought it was standard cable. I guess it would be expensive if you dont use any other cable TV channel.

    53. Re:It could also... by baubo · · Score: 1

      Now they just threw it away (nerds don't want to watch wrasslin').

      yeah, what the heck was that about -- they renamed it "SyFy" to appeal to more women and then put wrestling on there. My head asplode.

    54. Re:It could also... by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      I found it not only interesting, but required a bit of thinking as it covered several sub plots and was just at the point where it should have started getting good. OTOH maybe George Soros has decided he's going to lump scifi with Glenn Beck. He is after all, "the spooky dude" That want's control what we read, now maybe it's what we watch as well.:-))

    55. Re:It could also... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I forgot most the plotline by the time it started again.

    56. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What hurt Caprica even more was that the ending to BSG sucked so bad, I refused to watch the prequel. I am sure I am not the only one.

    57. Re:It could also... by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that there is a huge investment in Haven, it had a fairly low budget. We are hoping for a better budget next season. (which means better quality footage)

    58. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I was talking about Syfy having to bribe Stephen King to gain permission to do the show.

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    59. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      From what USA Channel said at the time, they were planning one more season to wrapup the storylines.

      Then the writers' strike happened. When the strike ended USA simply decided not to bother with Dead Zone or 4400. Pretty disappointing for me, because I at least wanted to see how the overall story would end.

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    60. Re:It could also... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Actually wrestling has been on Sci-Fi for half a decade, long before the name change.

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    61. Re:It could also... by baubo · · Score: 1

      Good lord, really? I've been watching it sporadically for a decade or so and only noticed that they started really pushing wrestling within the past year or so.

    62. Re:It could also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first half of the show was great, but the second half was incredibly boring, full of jargon and way too slow.

  3. This has all happened before. by zerosomething · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wish they would stop repeating these mistakes

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    1. Re:This has all happened before. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode) but I never watched Caprica - I didn't want to have to watch another series just to have some small parts of the back story filled in, and Caprica didn't interest me as an independent series either.

      Plus the BSG writers pretty much blew it for me when they discussed in a podcast during season 2 or 3 that they had no idea that the 'final five' thing was going to become what it did, they just realised that viewers had latched on to it as a mystery and then decided to run with it - the final five were all chosen much later on as well, just before they were revealed, so again the concept that the writers 'had a plan' was blown for me early on.

    2. Re:This has all happened before. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Same here. The writers lost my respect and interest with their handling of the latter portion of BSG and in particular the finale. As a result I never cared to watch Caprica and actively ignored it. If any sizable portion of the viewership felt the same way, that would account quite well for the lack of viewership.

    3. Re:This has all happened before. by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      After the finale, I unequivocally stated that Ron Moore was DEAD TO ME. Caprica got 3 thumbs down on my Tivo and I never saw it. Good riddance.

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    4. Re:This has all happened before. by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link to that pod cast? I'd love to know how much the writers had planed out. The first season is the greatest TV I've ever seen, first half of the second season continued that, the second half is where it started to change, and it was only ok. The Third season I dropped shortly after they escaped from the planet. I saw a few commercials for the Fourth season and those lead me to believe that I made the right decision to not pick it up again.

    5. Re:This has all happened before. by Ark42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wish they would stop repeating these mistakes

      I bet it happens with SGU too.
      SG-1 and SGA would both still be watchable shows with likable and funny characters, but they cancel those to put up a boring, slow, drama instead.
      On that note, one of the few other shows I DVR, Storm Chasers, has turned into a drama as well. I'm sick of watching the chasers bitch about the other chasers and have little interviews like a reality show. Just show the tornadoes and talk about the cool science and vehicles!

    6. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSG pretty much killed TV for me, I was so pissed. I did finish LOST, but then picked up a book.

    7. Re:This has all happened before. by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Insightful

          My girlfriend likes Caprica, so I've been passively watching it (and more actively fucking around on my computer). It doesn't have anything resembling a story line I can get into, and there are some rather annoying bits, like modern props and somewhat contemporary (modern to 100 years ago) styling. It wasn't quite so prevalent in BSG, except for that who Gitmo-esque subplot.

          I told my girlfriend, the biggest reason I can't get into it is because I already know how it ends. It's a timeless classic. People build robots. Robots get big, mean and eventually out of control. They fight with the humans. The humans fight back. There's years of pouting where they live on different planets, and then the robots get their revenge. Big explosions, almost everyone dies. Subplots. Subplots. Subplots. The survivors go run off and find another planet, and start over yet again.

          Sorry if I wrapped up Caprica and BSG for any of you to easily.

          The fucked up the ending of BSG, so they have no room to continue it, so they had to do a prequel. Well, unless you consider millions of years of "they lived happily ever after" an adequate time to pick up a sequel. Obviously, the story had a finite beginning and end. It wasn't necessary to try to drag it on.

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    8. Re:This has all happened before. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Hi, sorry no, can't remember which one it was now, but it was one of the Ron Moore ones that went with the episodes.

    9. Re:This has all happened before. by zerosomething · · Score: 1

      But that's how the sausage is made. It's not like a book or a movie, you read it when the author is done. I suppose some TV is all written so the creators know the end before you see the fist show but I doubt most do that. Shows evolve as they wright the episodes. I don't think this is a valid criticism of the show.

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    10. Re:This has all happened before. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to WANT to get into SyFy series any more for that very reason, and it's galling because they really do write some good series and it's hard NOT to. But it's only going to end in frustration because you know any project really worth watching with a good engaging story is going to get axed just as it hits a good stride. Engaging an audience in a sci-fi series can take quite some time, and it's tough to commit to a couple of years of it.

      Babylon 5 was eventually "salvaged" by (IIRC) TNT, but the last minute renewal meant that all of Season 5 was crammed into two mind-blowing episodes at the end of Season 4, and Season 5 was a lame-duck exercise in tying up loose ends. It's a testament to how talented JMS really is that Season 5 is even vaguely interesting.

      Farscape had a small but dedicated fan base that probably would have put up with a lot of recycled effects if it meant continuing the storyline, meaning it probably could have remained profitable, but it was killed off at a cliffhanger and the "finale" movie was cheaply done, lame, and disappointing. Take the last sentence and grep/Farscape/Firefly.

      BSG, for all that everyone hated the ending, at least followed a compelling story arc and that story arc was allowed to continue to a conclusion. That conclusion may have been dissatisfying to some, but at least the writers got to write an ending.

      Caprica was a prequel series, much like Sarah Connor Chronicles or Enterprise, and it had the same flaws. You have to start at a point where your audience knows what the eventual outcome of the story will be. You can't write a surprise ending like you could with BSG or most other series - the end of your series has to lead logically or semi-logically to the story you are dovetailing into. Instead, you have to write a really good story arc and bring your audience along for an excellent ride.

      The biggest problem with Caprica and Sarah Connor is that the audience KNOWS it's going to be a tragedy, and you can't keep up tragedy in every episode as well, and you're trying to tell a story that is full of tragedy. There's very little room for victory, so you end up with a dark story and a lot of your audience knows it's not going to get better. Introduce comedy or major victories for your protagonists, and you violate your own storyline and alienate what audience you might have. Keep the storyline pure, dark, and tragic, and most people don't want to stomach it for very long.

      At least Enterprise was set far enough back that it didn't have a completely fixed ending, and it could have a positive ending since it was set in a brighter, happier Star Trek universe where things always work out OK in the end.

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    11. Re:This has all happened before. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      But that's how the sausage is made. It's not like a book or a movie, you read it when the author is done. I suppose some TV is all written so the creators know the end before you see the fist show but I doubt most do that. Shows evolve as they wright the episodes. I don't think this is a valid criticism of the show.

      I completely agree. I just watched Joss Whedon's "dinner table discussion" supplement on the Dollhouse Season2 discs and at one point he said exactly that. The writers have goalposts to mark the way, but that's about it.

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    12. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree; the ending to BSG plus the points you raise meant that there was no way in hell I was going to subject myself to such an incredibly crashing let down by this "creative" team again. I loved BSG but creating a series without a true plot or arc and winging things as they did was an insult.

    13. Re:This has all happened before. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's much harder to make it work, in terms of continuity, without an overall plan. Try watching all of Babylon 5, and there are things foreshadowed in the first season that didn't get explained until years later. Apparently even the episode writers didn't always know what they meant - JMS had an overall plan for the series and would make the writers add little parts of it to each episode.

      That said, you also have to be adaptable. You can also see some things foreshadowed early on in B5 that never happen, typically because the relevant actor quit the show, but sometimes because the network messed them around and they had to delete bits from the overall arc to fit the major story in. With the final five in BSG, even if they had had an overall plan, they'd probably want to revise it based on feedback. If all of the fans are obsessed with the final five, and the series ends without mentioning them other than to say 'yup, they were rubbish, we boxed them, it's a bit embarrassing' then fans would have been disappointed.

      Unfortunately, BSG managed to get itself into a state around season 4 where any ending would be unsatisfactory. An overall plan can help avoid that kind of situation, but only if it's very carefully thought out.

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    14. Re:This has all happened before. by MtHuurne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Caprica is about humans trying to achieve immortality by creating AI copies of themselves/others. So it's not robots becoming sentient but AIs who do not want to be confined to a virtual world.

      At least that's where I think the story is heading. Since the pace is rather slow, I doubt we'll even see any non-centurion robots before the final episode.

    15. Re:This has all happened before. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode) but I never watched Caprica - I didn't want to have to watch another series just to have some small parts of the back story filled in, and Caprica didn't interest me as an independent series either.

      See, I watched BSG religiously, too - after the season had ended, though. I watched the whole thing, sequentially, in a fairly short period of time. I quite enjoyed the last episode: I thought it was probably the best way they could've ended it, after so many years and such good story and plot development. There weren't many ways they could have wrapped up the story, and this was the least dissatisfying of the options.

      You didn't miss anything with Caprica. Nothing happened in the first season - not even character or plot development. Sure, the first season of BSG was a bit slow (at least when watching it a second time), but there were developments just the same.

      What's amazing about The Final Five is that it was really, really well done. Either they were just saying they had no idea who the final five would be and had it all planned out, or they scrubbed through every single episode to try to figure out who would actually work as one of the 5. Truth be told, the characters they picked for the 5 were probably the ideal to begin with, and they were seemingly developed for it from season 1 (see: Boomer and Chief conspiring to keep Sharon safe after Boomer/Sharon blew the water tanks - that's not explicable/was a plot hole unless you consider that the Chief was a Cylon, too.)

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    16. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      After the finale, I unequivocally stated that Ron Moore was DEAD TO ME. Caprica got 3 thumbs down on my Tivo and I never saw it. Good riddance.

      Be glad you didn't fork out $400 cash monies for the Blu-Ray BSG box set... That motherfucker put "artistic grit" on the entire picture for the entire series. It was like watching it with a bad reception on an analog TV in 1985. I called UHE to complain, and they informed me that the grit filter was added to "preserve Ronald D. Moore's artistic integrity".

      I asked for a refund which they, and Best Buy, kindly denied me.

      So, I pirated the 720p HDTV rips which IMHO did not contain these visual artifacts. Fuck you Universal, and Ron Moore too!

    17. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dune series again, or something by an author that doesn't try his hardest to bore his readers to death?

    18. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode) but I never watched Caprica - I didn't want to have to watch another series just to have some small parts of the back story filled in, and Caprica didn't interest me as an independent series either.

      The prequel was crap. Midway through season one I couldn't stand it anymore.

      "Stargate: Universe" isn't too bad so far.

      I really wish that that more series planed things out like "B5" did, where you know where you're going for "x" number of seasons/episodes. Most British shows have a set number of episodes, and then they stop. If they turn out to be popular, another set is ordered, and the writers know how much time they have to tell a story. If you're worried about budget you don't have to /shoot/ every episode, but at least have the script mostly ready to go.

      This make-shit-up-as-we-go-along too often doesn't work.

    19. Re:This has all happened before. by Mercano · · Score: 1

      My favorite writing blunder was in the back half of the last season. Most fans who watched "Someone to Watch Over Me" were convinced that the Piano Man was Starbuck's dad and Daniel, Cylon #7, which would have helped explain how Starbuck resurrected on Earth and how she started playing "All Along the Watchtower." RDM's take on it, though, was something along the lines of, "Yeah, I can totally see how you guys think that, but the thought hadn't even crossed our minds. Sorry for giving you that idea."

      I still think, in this case, the writers are wrong and the fans are right.

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    20. Re:This has all happened before. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that the 1st season and 1/2 was incredible. It is why I stuck through it but it really became almost a chore towards the end.

      I didn't bother with Capria for the same reasons the gp mentioned.

      Here is an interview where he states it wasn't until the 3rd season they decided on the final 5

      http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2009/01/final-fifth-cylon-ellen-tigh-battlestar-galactica-dualla-dee-.html

    21. Re:This has all happened before. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      BSG's Ron Moore could have done what Babylon 5 did with Crusade..... fast-forward ten years, and then insert a new mystery within the existing universe. It's a shame that series was canceled before it even aired, because Crusade's first thirteen episodes are more entertaining than the first 13 episodes that Star Trek Voyager or Enterprise produced.

      BTW for those that don't know, the cure to the virus would have been discovered midway through season 3, but the show was planned to last 5 years, so it would have been interesting to see where JMS would have taken Crusade. He's mentioned it related to Shadows and the origins of the Technomages but not much else.

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    22. Re:This has all happened before. by eln · · Score: 1

      I agree that they sort of lost their way toward the middle of BSG's run and were clearly making things up as they went along toward the end, but that happens with most long-running series that attempt to have a single series-spanning story arc. The final resolution was kind of lame, but I've come to expect that those sorts of things always end up being disappointing. Overall, I was much more satisfied with how BSG handled its entire run than I was with, say, Lost.

      Having said that, Caprica didn't work not because BSG alienated its fans but because it was a fundamentally different type of show that seemed to be geared toward a different type of audience. BSG was filled with action, battles, and political intrigue. Caprica was much slower and more ponderous. It also seemed to spend most of its time trying to figure out if it wanted to be about religious extremism or the pitfalls of virtual worlds or runaway technology or "playing God", and it never really managed to develop a coherent story out of any of them.

      If you want your fans to follow you from one show to another, you need to at least maintain the basic feel of the old show. Having said that, however, I think Caprica had major flaws even for a standalone series. I tried to get into it because I liked BSG so much, but after a while the slow pacing, unlikable characters, and incoherent storyline were too much for me to put up with and I stopped watching.

    23. Re:This has all happened before. by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's why most TV is crap - the writers meander randomly, and then come-up with some half-cocked ending (or else bore the audience to tears with filler episodes in order to s-t-r-e-t-c-h the show). They'd all be better off to plot the overall story in advance, so they can see their destination and work towards it.

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    24. Re:This has all happened before. by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode) but I never watched Caprica - I didn't want to have to watch another series just to have some small parts of the back story filled in, and Caprica didn't interest me as an independent series either.

      So what did you watch instead? Dancing with the Stars? Who wants to be a Millionaire? Pro Wrestling?

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    25. Re:This has all happened before. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, knowing the ending basically kills it.

      The best way to really do a prequel without that effect is to ensure that the action in the prequel results in information and events not presented in the original series. For instance, take some loose ends in the original series that people always wanted to know the answer to/ending of, and then write the prequel to eventually reveal the answer to those loose ends. You will still know how the overall adventure ends, but you end the prequel with a new insight about the original story that you would not have had. You keep the fans happy by occasionally intersecting with the original plot, but you mostly keep that decorative or take the opportunity to present the same events from a vastly different perspective. This works best when the fans know that the prequel will be working up to some of those answers, in order to maintain overall interest over time while the story unfolds.

      Other tricks include the prequel eventually passing the time period of the original story a little with the new perspective and providing some happiness to the fans of the original story by extending it a tiny bit.

      I never really watched Caprica much, but it did seem like they were playing to the whole Rise of the Machines sort of storyline. They were filling in the details and motivations of the characters in the backstory, but mostly that fills you with a sense of impending doom combined with the fact that you know that these characters really never have a way of adding hope to that the dystopian future in any meaningful way. Dread is good, but it has to be relieved with some hope that your characters aren't just going to fail spectacularly at the end, even if they end up doing so.

    26. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, the reason I don't care about Caprica is the simple fact that everything past the end of season 2 of BSG sucked little red frogs through a straw...

    27. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They canceled SGA for SGU, but they canceled SG-1 for WWE

    28. Re:This has all happened before. by Altus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ive been enjoying SGU myself. I find the arc much more engaging than the more episodic content. Episodes like the one I watched last night I find kind of disappointing because they don't advance the arc that much (though, in the end most episodes have something relevant happen in them).

      SG1 was pretty much dead. It did pretty well once the brought on the cast from Farscape but the writing was on the wall, it had a great run but it was time. I do think they canceled SGA a little early but its not like it didn't have a pretty good run itself.

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    29. Re:This has all happened before. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Funny

      I felt even worse about B5-- another series "with a plan". it's too bad it was canceled and they never made season 5, or even the last episode of season 4. It was a great series. I would have hate to have had it have a terribly cheesy ending.

      Some things, like the Matrix And Star Wars are better just to stop while you are ahead and not go on to ruin the concept with further movies. I've always thought the brothers were wise to stop the Matrix at the first episode and even tho I didn't like much of Return of the Jedi, I'm glad that Lucas stopped there rather than go on to make some cheesy effects laden movies with terrible acting and direction, undercut the Force, and generally ruin the entire series.

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      Anyway... on Caprica. Didn't like it. The story was *done*. And I liked the ending. I liked BSG. I didn't like Caprica. It was a show for young people. I'm nearing 50. It had nothing that appealed to me. It was like a completely different random show that they tacked on the BSG franchies to.

      Now-- Stargate Universe- I'm liking so far. There are some dumb things (like why they are not training the doctor during some of her at home time- but at least they addressed that by bringing in specialists). seems like they should be working on a forge and a machine shop too. And at some points the guns have got to start breaking and running out of ammunition. They should find/use some energy weapons.

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    30. Re:This has all happened before. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the last minute renewal meant that all of Season 5 was crammed into two mind-blowing episodes at the end of Season 4

      FALSE.

      I really wish people would stop repeating this urban legend, especially since most of them (like you) are just guessing. According to J.Michael Straczynski (you know, the guy who created the thing) here was his original plan for the storyline:

      Season 4 Finale: Garibaldi betrays Sheridan & he is captured (the cliffhanger)
      Episode 501-503: Sheridan tortured, rescued, and then planet earth is defeated.
      Episode 504-522: Identical to what we got - a story about telepaths, psi cops, the Centauri War, and Sleeping in Light.

      So as you can see, all he did was move 503 back to 421.
      That's all. Your claim that season 5 was crammed into 420-421.
      5 was what he originally planned all along w/ just a slight shift.

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    31. Re:This has all happened before. by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

      Like you, after watching the last season of BSG there is no way I could ever tolerate watching another series written by the same people. In fact, if I ever see "from the writers of Battlestar Galactica" in an advertisement I would see it as a good indication that I probably don't want to watch the show.

      I was very let down by the series. It started out great, season 2 was even better, season 3 started the downhill trend but I held hope because the first two seasons were so good but I was sadly mistaken.

    32. Re:This has all happened before. by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      I think the writers made a huge blunder by not revealing that Ellen Tigh was a Cylon earlier on ... I think that they should have shown her being resurrected at the end of the episode where she died, instead of waiting until the final season. I think that would have made for a more interesting story line throughout the latter seasons.... or at least a decent cliffhanger.

    33. Re:This has all happened before. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      caprica didn't work not because BSG alienated its fans but because it was a fundamentally different type of show that seemed to be geared toward a different type of audience.

      This is the same problem with Universe. These shows would have worked much better as stand alone shows in a new universe.

      You can add a show to an existing universe and then complain that people except a similar style of show. The only reasons to do this are the writers are too lazy to create a new universe (in which case the show is probably doomed) or that they want to leech on to an existing fan base (in which case they should not be surprised when that fan base feels betrayed and leaves.)

      If they want to keep the good karma they built, they can advertise it as "from the creators of ..." but trying to make it a tie in product while distancing from the original is just cheap.

      Can you imagine if Dollhouse was pitched as a prequel to FireFly?

    34. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All TV turns into some boring drama now... few geeks care about character development, they'd rather see character application in new and creative ways.

      on another note, I hope Stargate Voyager, I mean Stargate Lost In Space, I mean Stargate Universe ends up being smarter about this wonderful concept they've developed.

    35. Re:This has all happened before. by Rostasan · · Score: 1

      I agree. Although in the case of Caprica I think even the poorest state of BSG was far better. I at least wanted to watch, even if I fast forwarded through things like the whole Starbuck musician romance silliness.

    36. Re:This has all happened before. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      But then where am I going to turn to see Lou Diamond Phillips get the shit beat out of him on a regular basis?

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    37. Re:This has all happened before. by wonkavader · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They lost mine on the pilot of BSG. Everything that was wrong with modern television was right there, encapsulated.

      I think it might have been an OK series if they'd had talented writers and a tenth the budget.

    38. Re:This has all happened before. by tgd · · Score: 1

      Wish they would stop repeating these mistakes

      I bet it happens with SGU too.
      SG-1 and SGA would both still be watchable shows with likable and funny characters, but they cancel those to put up a boring, slow, drama instead.
      On that note, one of the few other shows I DVR, Storm Chasers, has turned into a drama as well. I'm sick of watching the chasers bitch about the other chasers and have little interviews like a reality show. Just show the tornadoes and talk about the cool science and vehicles!

      I've heard Ritalin has been known to help ...

    39. Re:This has all happened before. by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't understand that gritty filter that's getting applied to things. I think it looks terrible.

      The Mass Effect games have the same thing, but at least there you have the option to shut it off.

    40. Re:This has all happened before. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I realize that the reality was a little more complex than the "urban legend" as you call it, but the fact remains that the final resolution of the Shadow War was moved to Season 4 and the two TNT spinoff movies to head off the possible cancellation of the series. That left JMS with more season to fill for Season 5 with a lot of exciting material already shunted into season 4 and the TNT movies, so the pace changed quite dramatically.

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    41. Re:This has all happened before. by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I was a giant BSG nut but I didn't at all think the ending was bad. They ended on a spiritual note, not the more logical theme that carried the series for so long, and I think that's why it upset so many people. I was a little sour with the ending myself, but after a while I really started to like it. If they had finished it any other way, it would have ended on such a cold note. This was the only somewhat warm-n-fuzzy ending. Bittersweet, really. But it makes for a great memory of the series:
      "Goodbye Kara Thrace. You won't be forgotten."

    42. Re:This has all happened before. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      knowing the ending basically kills it.

      You must despise documentaries then, and nonfiction based on well-known events.

    43. Re:This has all happened before. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      We watched it all about a year ago. Start to finish.

      S1 was cheesy.
      S2-4 were great fun and compelling.
      The start of S5 felt kinda like they were just killing time.
      The end of S5, Crusade and the other spinoffs/pilots just felt like punishment.

    44. Re:This has all happened before. by stoanhart · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't care whether the writers have the whole series planned out or are improvising, so long as the result is good. Of course, shows are usually better when they are planned out, but BSG worked out very well, in my opinion.

    45. Re:This has all happened before. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the Sarah Connor Chronicles did not have a fixed ending. The movies had already established that the future could be changed and actions from the show undid the events in T3.

      The show definitely had a probable ending but there was enough room for hope to keep me glued to my seat every week

      The last half of season 2 was simply incredible.

    46. Re:This has all happened before. by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Still, in a serial, the head writer needs to have some idea of what the story arc is and how it will end. Imagine The Prisoner or Lost without something to tie them together at the end. The problem with serials is they tend to lose audiences over time, which is why there are few true serials and most are episodic with serial themes (Chuck is a good example of this).

    47. Re:This has all happened before. by forrie · · Score: 1

      SyFy is losing its steam. Early on, they had quite an array of creative shows, all of which have either been canceled or are no longer aired. The original poster has a very good point, regarding the overall business model. A network like SyFy, or any other, is not some endless abyss of creative thought and ideas - some work, some don't - and not everyone is going to like all of it, but a lot of people like a little of each. There has to be a way to cater to all. Otherwise, why be in business?

      I've seen other networks cancel shows, in my opinion, out of fear that their ratings would fall and they'd end in under an embarrassing note. In fact, it seems to be the thing to do today: create a great series, entice, cancel it and disappoint people.

      I don't blame you for not watching Caprica. Personally, I think they could and should have mixed Caprica and BSG into a much richer story. BSG's problem is that the story wasn't moving very well. It seemed to drag and drag (remember Earth 2?), then it got really interesting and then canceled, leaving me confused, angry and wondering just WTF the politics inside SyFy were about -- as I admittedly don't understand the full business model.

      Why SyFy disconnected Caprica at 1.0 and 1.5 for such a long period of time is a mystery to me. It certainly didn't help the show, you just can't do that. People lose interest very quickly in this day of shows that come and go. The right thing to do, in this case, would be to at least air all the episodes on one of their silly "marathons" (ie: the people in the studio are on vacation so let's' show repeats night) and at least allow us to reap the benefit of the story; if, as another poster says, indeed there is any substance to the story to begin with as I'm getting a little bored with the One True God thing. But that's just me.

      From there, SyFy needs to regroup and figure this out... seriously. I don't really care for their name rebranding either :-)

      So what are we to do? Stop watcying SyFy, I suppose... and go back to DVDs. LOL

    48. Re:This has all happened before. by euroq · · Score: 1

      What was wrong with the finale? Other than the fact that "this alien species a trillion trillion miles away's DNA is 99% equivalent to ours", I thought it was great. And quite sad, too.

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    49. Re:This has all happened before. by euroq · · Score: 1

      I told my girlfriend, the biggest reason I can't get into it is because I already know how it ends. It's a timeless classic. People build robots. Robots get big, mean and eventually out of control. They fight with the humans. The humans fight back. There's years of pouting where they live on different planets, and then the robots get their revenge. Big explosions, almost everyone dies. Subplots. Subplots. Subplots. The survivors go run off and find another planet, and start over yet again.

      Every story ever told has already been told. It's all in the telling. And of COURSE you know how it ends, you've already seen BSG! This sarcasm is not fulfilling to a happy, successful life, IMHO.

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    50. Re:This has all happened before. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      SG1 was pretty much dead.

      As a big fan of SG-1, I have to agree. I almost want to ignore everything after season 7 or 8 but it's still decent. It jumped the shark with addition of Vala and some of the Ori story arc, but still remained good TV because it was just that good before it jumped.

      Universe, on the other hand, is actually improving over time. The first season tried to be BSG (and sell itself with lots of mindless sex, too). They had a whole 5 minutes at the end of every episode wasted on an indie music montage. In the second most recent episode, the montage was reduced, and finally this week there was no montage at all! I hate it less each week, but I still love it, because it's Stargate.

    51. Re:This has all happened before. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      S1 was cheesy but I have to admit it's what got me engaged. Of course, I'm a Doctor Who fan (more the old series than the new), so cheesy to me means good sci-fi.

      S2 the show actually started to get serious, and you could see the character development that had been done in S1 start to pay off. I still wasn't a big fan of having "Scarecrow" take over as the lead in S2, but he proved himself fairly well.

      Frankly, in today's environment, I don't think B5 would have made it through Season 1. They would have released the first half of S1, people would have been turned off by the slow start and the heavy emphasis on character development and "foundation building", and it probably would never have had a Season 1.5.

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    52. Re:This has all happened before. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the final resolution of the Shadow War was moved to Season 4

      Which is precisely where it was supposed to be - the War was always meant to end shortly after Sheridan's dramatic death dive on Z'ha'dum. Did you not pay attention to my last post? Or do you just think JMS is lying to all of us?

      His own words: "All I did was move the season 4 finale back three episodes. A minor change." In other words, had B5 been canceled, we would not have season 5 at all. The season five story would have remained untold.

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    53. Re:This has all happened before. by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're conflating two very different ways to screw up a series.

      A: If you extend it so far that you have to pad it out with boring subplots and unlikeable characters, then that's not so bad - just fast forward through the tedious stuff and enjoy the exceptions. Babylon 5 Season 5 was no worse than Season 1 in that regard; in both cases you can pretty much skip the non-Londo-and-G'Kar stuff and you're still good.

      B: If you extend the story in such a way that it changes the background or themes from the first story for the worse, then that's much more awful. Starting with a Neo who says "I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people a world you don't want them to see." and inexplicably transitioning to "I'm mopey." doesn't just make a bad second movie, it makes the first movie worse. Following Newt's rescue in Aliens with her pointless death in the Alien3 backstory turns Ripley from a hero into a tragic farce. And following up "They Have A Plan" with "But The Writers Can't Think Of A Good One" was just sad. Here the best way to go really is to just pretend that the sequel/prequel stories didn't exist.

    54. Re:This has all happened before. by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Now-- Stargate Universe- I'm liking so far. There are some dumb things (like why they are not training the doctor during some of her at home time- but at least they addressed that by bringing in specialists). seems like they should be working on a forge and a machine shop too. And at some points the guns have got to start breaking and running out of ammunition. They should find/use some energy weapons.

      The thing that's been bothering me about SG:U is that they are on this massive ship and don't seem to be exploring it much outside the tiny area they occupy. The ship likely has manufacturing facilities onboard and a full hospital with diagnostic equipment. It was intended to be ready for the arrival of a large crew for long term travel, yes? So it goes to reason everything they need is already there, including repairs to the ship. And how could only Rush know the ship has a bridge? Even the advanced Atlantis era ships that could be run by one person still had a bridge, and they've brought up maps on consoles before.

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    55. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to add "Now get off my lawn!" you old fart.

    56. Re:This has all happened before. by gorzek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I enjoyed B5--and I expect to be crucified by the Slashdot crowd for saying this--the degree to which the show was planned out was very evident and it had a negative effect on my experience with the series. Too often, it felt like chess pieces being moved around a board. There was a startling lack of characterization. Londo and G'Kar stood out the most, performance-wise. Everyone else was just kind of "there." I had serious problems with Sheridan's portrayal and story arc, too. There were implications that left a very bad taste in my mouth. Getting into specifics: when Garibaldi opposed Sheridan's war against Clark's EarthGov, he was the lone "voice in the wilderness" calling into question the great Sheridan's actions. And then it turned out he'd been brainwashed by Bester. In other words, not a single credible person stood against Sheridan. We were never given anyone who had a rational, reasonable motive for opposing Sheridan's civil war. And so much of the series was like that, where we only got one side of the story and it was very black-and-white as to who was good and who was evil. The show told you who to root for and there was rarely any ambiguity.

      As a result, the show felt overly structured and inorganic. I never got the feeling the show was evolving.

      JMS did an excellent job planning the show--a daunting task, and it's also remarkable he wrote almost every episode. I don't mean to diminish that achievement. But I think the final product reveals the shortcomings in placing structure over flexibility, fencing yourself in as opposed to leaving yourself wiggle room. Yeah, he had his "escape hatches" but they were very obvious and some of them were extremely clumsy (such as the way Talia Winters was disposed of.)

      The vast majority of TV shows never make it to a second season, so by that token it makes sense that you wouldn't have the entire series planned out from day one. Even if you get more than one season, you're not likely to know how many seasons or episodes you will get in total. Instead, it seems best to give yourself lots of wiggle room. Have a basic outline of how you'd like the show to progress, mark various "stopping points" that could serve as a finale in the event of cancellation, but other than that it's unlikely to be fruitful to have some behemoth Master Plan.

      That said, BSG shows significant issues with their more ad hoc approach. They had a little bit of a plan but they never seemed to think far enough ahead. Various storylines were introduced then dropped (or left on the cutting room floor) or conspicuously jammed into an episode where they didn't belong because all the setup material had been lost in editing. Beyond the show's approach to writing, the editing process appears to have been very haphazard. Even so, at least BSG had a defined ending point (finding Earth) and they had goals to work toward. I thought the fourth season was much stronger than the third, probably because they had a finale deadline and knew they had only so many hours to tell the remaining story. Season three was the weakest by a good margin, in my opinion, dominated by standalone episodes that did little to advance the overall story or expand the series' canvas.

      Caprica, while sometimes a good show (especially "There Is Another Sky"), suffered all the worst excesses of BSG's writing process: slow, meandering storylines that go nowhere; fuzzy characterization; unfocused narrative; inconsistent plot turns. In fact, it played very much like a soap opera, only it took itself very seriously. There is a fine line between powerful drama and soap and Caprica spent way too much time on the wrong side of it. I enjoyed the show for what it was and I'll be sorry to see it go, but this was not at all unexpected.

    57. Re:This has all happened before. by Creepy · · Score: 1

      well, they didn't advertise the prequel part heavily, and didn't tie Battlestar Galactica into the name (e.g. Battlestar Galactica: Caprica) - it is more like a spinoff that way, and few spinoffs have had success.

      I've always had problems getting into Stargate: anything just because I saw Stargate the movie and didn't care that much for it (Buffy the Vampire Slayer syndrome... and how can you do Buffy without Pee Wee? Most Buffy fans that I know don't even know there was a movie).

      And no, I can't imagine Dollhouse as a prequel to anything - that show had it all - wooden acting, poor dialog, and bad writing. The actors that played Topher and Igor were the only ones that seemed to have acting competence. I've seen porn with better acting, writing, and dialog, and considering that I've seen a handful of pornos (part of my pre-degree job was quality testing video cassettes - everything from Disney to hardcore porn - seriously - and it may sound fun [at times it was], but pay was crap and some of the movies were just disgusting [sodomy and S&M is just not for me]), and to me that was a gigantic red flag. FireFly was MUCH better, but I think the "western in space" concept was a huge turn-off to many would-be fans - people that watch westerns don't watch sci-fi and vice versa.

    58. Re:This has all happened before. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I've watched about half of the first season of Caprica before finding I didn't really care about the story. Quite a feat considering there isn't any story there story to not care about.

      SG:U was okay for the first season too, but season two was just "BSG Light"; same archetypical characters but without the depth, story and style.

      By the way, I read an early review for Caprica's first season wherein the show was praised for it's cultural diversity... Caprica has entire planets where each planet is pretty much a New York neighborhood stereotype. The reviewer must not have been aware of the world outside his room.

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    59. Re:This has all happened before. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Some things, like the Matrix And Star Wars are better just to stop while you are ahead and not go on to ruin the concept with further movies.

      Like the Highlander: There can only be one movie like that, good thing Hollywood didn't try to milk it dry!

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    60. Re:This has all happened before. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      part of crusade's problem was oversight management. they kept trying to change the basics. They kept billing it as rogue rangers. however the rangers weren't going rogue until midway through season 2.

      why is it that TV exe's want shows that last 5+ seasons, but then cancel them before they get to a point to establish 5+ seasons of backstory? JMS, Joss whedon, and a few others are capable of writing literally a decade long show, and make it mostly interesting but are only allowed 6 months to setup that show, and that 6 months gets divided into 2 piece's stretched over 2 years.

      SyFy, really needs new management. They think nothing of showing episodes not only out of order, but with so much separation that the story loses consistency.

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    61. Re:This has all happened before. by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 1

      I'm chipping in with a "me too" in that the corny, screwed up finale of BSG is what made me lose interest in Caprica. It took a serious, thought provoking series and made a farce out of it. The worst part about BSG had always been for me the "head-Six" or the "head-Balthar", and I kept hoping for a better explanation than the mystical non-explanation that they came up with. Also, there were so many gaping holes. As has been pointed out by many people, if the child skeleton of Hera had been discovered in the future, how could she have been an ancestor of people in the future? Why did Cavil kill himself - that wasn't believable at all. The whole Angel - Kara - nonsense was too much to believe in either. I like science fiction. Science fantasy has a place too. But a show positioned as science fiction using fantasy plot lines? Garh - can't stand it.

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    62. Re:This has all happened before. by mrops · · Score: 1

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode)....

      Its "bitched like frack", there corrected it for you.

    63. Re:This has all happened before. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Actually there were many reasonable people standing against Sheridan's war. Elizabeth Lockey was one of them. you didn't here about her ahead of time, but she made her choice that soldiers don't make policy. They fought for the other side. There was very few who wanted to stand up to sheridan on B5 because he was the one keeping them all alive.

      As for the rest of your comment I agree. Caprica seems to wander quite a bit.

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    64. Re:This has all happened before. by aevan · · Score: 1

      Re: Prequels

      But we don't actually know for sure do we, the eventual outcome. Up until you encounter Caine, your perception is only one battlestar made it. Now you know two had. What prevents there being a third? Cylons were divided near the end. The Daniel line was boxed previously. Why was it boxed, was there a previous dissension, and if so what happened to them? For all that's know, between the First and Second Cylon war, was a Cylon Civil War, with the 'losers' being boxed, the event erased from the collective memory...but with a group of cylons that had snuck off on their own and are off the grid. The Admiralty had been testing the line, gunning for war or maybe something else. Maybe they had foreknowledge of the attacks (from the rebels? from intel agents?) and were trying to make (the tinfoilist) Pearl Harbour. It was larger than expected but contingencies still executed. In some (bunkers/nebula/station/fleet) is what they hope is humanities future, and maybe it's with allies.

      But our camera is with Adama, so we'd have no idea of all this occurring in the backdrop...it could have happened, it could not have happened. By being careful to not directly contradict facts, but instead just 'facts', there should be plenty of room for prequels. You can't avoid the ending being darkish, but you could end up lightening the overall series (either by there being more survivors offworlds/onworlds, or at least in my case, vilifying the humans enough that you're rooting for the nukes).

      tl;dr: BSG preq could have worked-but jihadist christians terrorising the infidel east was making me giggle

    65. Re:This has all happened before. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The ending didn't kill it.

      It's the nothing happening inbetween that kills it.

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    66. Re:This has all happened before. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Then again I would say this is a fault of American television and why the shows often suck. If you don't have a good story arc that holds the series together, or worse yet when you get to the end of a major story arc and the show is so popular that the money guys are begging that you continue the series, that is when the show really starts to fall apart.

      In many ways, the production process is a part of the problem where there is so much uncertainty to if you are even going to be producing an episode tomorrow (some TV series are canceled even mid season during production and even while only some of the last episode is being filmed... being a second or later season doesn't seem to help here either). The people producing the shows generally want to put out a good product and while money is good they are more interested in pleasing their fans or doing something innovative and different.

      As a result of this production process, the production people don't really put that much effort into a series arc. That works for some shows like Law & Order where you can put any two random episodes together and it doesn't really matter in terms of understanding the story. Not all television series seem to work like that, however, and that isn't even really good story telling either even if seems to be where most new television series are headed.

    67. Re:This has all happened before. by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      If you mean prequels, then damn straight. If you have a compelling story, start at the BEGINNING - unless you're an idiot like George Lucas.

    68. Re:This has all happened before. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      SyFy is losing steam because they are running made-for-SyFy movies that are mostly bug hunts or mutant creature stupidity, and have the same cast over and over, as if they have these poor souls on some contract to do xx minutes of screen work each year.

      Kinda sad.

      But I bought into Caprica, especially explaining the whole Cylon creation thing. It's just starting to gather some momentum now, with Daniel encouraging his wife/avatar to think for itself, and telling it that his 'real' wife would have walked out the door. Once he succeeds in making the wife/avatar think for itself, it will choose its own way. And neglect all the socially responsible humanity-preserving stuff. Cylons wil evolve from this, probably when the code gets into a military unit, and they will think for themselves, literally, and of course war will ensue. Them against us, not a new plot.

      Woops, I guess Caprica has lost its appeal for me after all. Darn.

      But yes, taking a few months off makes a mess of the audience captivity, and there ya go.

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    69. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't totally agree. I loved Band of Brothers and various WW2 movies even though I know how they end, because the characters are interesting and the microcosm of what happens to them in the grand picture can drive the story, so knowing what's coming doesn't necessarily ruin it for me.

      But what did ruin it is the totally obnoxious, stupid characters and poor writing. Lacy needs to stop whining about getting to Gemenon for some unknown purpose and just do something useful. Clarise is beyond ridiculous, and the whole group marriage thing is really f'ed up and doesn't add anything. I remember Admiral Adama talking very fondly of his father the civil rights lawyer; who is this wussy Joe Adama who is a corrupt Mafia stooge? Daniel Graystone held some promise, but Eric Stoltz just doesn't have the presence for it; he's a more subtle actor and every time he tries to act Graystone being ruthless it comes across as awkward.

      The only casting choices I like are:
      1) Alessandra Torresani, but how they're handling Zoe in the writing is really weird and awkward
      2) Tamara Adama has some serious potential and the actress is decent, but it kinda went weird in season 1.5
      3) Sam Adama's actor steals every scene he's and the character is interesting, but he's woefully underutilized.

      To me the awfulness of the show is the writing, poor tempo, and D+ casting.

    70. Re:This has all happened before. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I find it a bit hard to believe because the format of the show is "we're all stuck on this ship and TOTALLY screwed" and it seems like they're actually WORSE OFF at the end of every episode, but somehow they always barely manage to get through it without losing any of the major characters. The bit where Rush managed to get back onboard after being left on a planet struck me as totally ridiculous, and I'm just waiting for what cockamamie scheme they use to retrieve Telford.

      The show is jarring, as it's such a polar opposite of the two earlier shows, but still in the same universe, with appearances from SG-1. The scene where Carter decides to leave behind the two F-302's was weird because you just know that in SG-1 they would have come up with some crazy way to save them and make it out alive because "never leave anyone behind." Whereas in SGU it's "pragmatically, we have to leave these three people behind. [five minutes later] Oh wait, we're still fucked. Oops."

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    71. Re:This has all happened before. by icebike · · Score: 1

      Caprica was poorly written, badly acted, and all but unwatchable. BSG was the complete opposite.

      There is no need to reach for some crazy theory about market structure when simply watching a single episode would explain the situation.

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    72. Re:This has all happened before. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>They kept billing it as rogue rangers

      That's nothing. TNT also wanted to have an episode about a Wrestler visiting the ship (which JMS was willing to do), an episode about the Captain being a drug addict (JMS refused), and another episode where Captain Gideon would order his female officer to be raped, for the purpose of entrapping a Psicop (JMS refused saying no captain would ever order a rape).

      It was later discovered that TNT didn't like Babylon 5 or Crusade, regretted having purchased these shows, and wanted to redirect the money towards buying Law & Order reruns instead. BUT they were trapped by their contract with Warner Brothers. So they decided to setup JMS by making ridiculous demands, and declare him "unworkable". Then they nullified the contract, and Crusade was canceled before it ever aired.

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    73. Re:This has all happened before. by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      so again the concept that the writers 'had a plan' was blown for me early on.

      I never watched BSG, but heard about this after the fact and my first thought was "wow, I dodged that bullet".

      Shows can have no real continuing storyline and be good (anthology series, many of the "Law & Order" franchise, etc.), but if a show tries to have a continuing storyline, then it must be fully planned out before the episode that introduces it, or it will show, and fans will turn into enemies.

      For bonus points, the producers need to have contingency plans for characters when the actor can no longer play the role.

    74. Re:This has all happened before. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      And following up "They Have A Plan" with "But The Writers Can't Think Of A Good One" was just sad.

      The Big Fail there was that they put "The Plan" out there as part of the premise; doing that without having half a clue as to what the Plan is was just insane.

      If you can wrap your head around it, imagine BSG if they had just omitted that line - suddenly the show is a lot better, because you're not looking for something that ain't there...

      Sadly, nothing will save the last episode. (Ditto for the last 15 minutes of Lost; I've put that in the filing cabinet along with other SciFi That Didn't Happen.)

    75. Re:This has all happened before. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Good point!

      For me, what would have really ruined B5 was if it boiled down to the superevil badass race turning out to be overgrown teenagers afraid to move out on their own so they are beating up on the 5 year olds. That would have been so pathetic I might have blocked it out of my memory and never watched another episode again.

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    76. Re:This has all happened before. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I'm enjoying SG:U, although I deeply wish they'd skipped the communication stones. Yes, they're canon and it makes sense that they'd be packed. But SG:A suffered from the same problem - it's hard to keep the "isolation" theme going when you can call home as much as you like.

      Although I'm hopeful that they're going to subvert the trope.. they seem to be heading in the direction of "yes, you can tell us what to do - but you can't get here, so whatcha gonna do about it if I don't listen?"

    77. Re:This has all happened before. by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      I know I hated Titanic, but that had more to do with having several teenaged nieces and thus having to watch it half a dozen times a week for a several month period. It's really not a movie that any right thinking person should be subjected to so many times that you start hearing the dialog in your head before they say it, and not just for the more notable scenes. =p

    78. Re:This has all happened before. by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      If any sizable portion of the viewership felt the same way, that would account quite well for the lack of viewership.

      Certainly I know many people (myself included) that have avoided Caprica like the plague due to the dire writing on BSG. BSG started out good, but just turned into a soap opera in space. Where there was any plot development, it was decided with a dartboard. There seems to be a growing trend of sci-fi shows becoming nothing more than very pedestrian drama that just happens to be set in space. Do we really need to be on a spaceship or an alien planet to deal with someone's drinking problem? Does a spaceship flying past while a man is arguing with his wife make it science fiction? Am I the only one that fast forwards through the boring "Earth" scenes on Stargate Universe?

      Whatever happened to science fiction shows that actually used the genre to explore amazing new ideas? Whatever happened to stories that had a proper beginning middle and end with possibly a clever twist as well?

    79. Re:This has all happened before. by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      They'd all be better off to plot the overall story in advance, so they can see their destination and work towards it.

      Right, and by "plot" they should know it means something like "Joe is really a bad guy", but it doesn't require them to decide exactly how the rest of the characters figure that out. Instead, they feel that "deciding things in advance constrains us". Or worse, "the viewers wanted...."

      But, knowing that Joe is a bad guy would give the writers a chance to write details into episodes that will later make sense once the truth is revealed. Instead, we get shows where after 40+ episodes where Joe is obviously a good guy, suddenly he's a bad guy and killed off (because the actor quit the show unexpectedly).

    80. Re:This has all happened before. by unitron · · Score: 1

      Speaking of rogue rangers, remember "Legend of the Rangers" or something like that? The title made it seem like it was going to be backstory on the rangers, like maybe even a century or two before B5, with lots of non-earthlings, but it was just a bunch of obnoxious post-teenagers trying for "Starship Troopers" meets "Beverly Hills, 90210".

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    81. Re:This has all happened before. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      If I recall the last episode, it's supposed to be 150,000 years ago, not millions. Since baby Hera likely grew up and mated with the indigenous species, there is a possibility of them reviving the storyline by having modern geneticists finding and isolating some inexplicable foreign DNA in the junk area of the human genome or maybe finding some unusual mitochondrial DNA ( from the Cylon mother ) in a small percentage of humanity.

      Yeah, it'd be a bit contrived but it's doable.

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    82. Re:This has all happened before. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      I could have forgiven them for making it up as they went along - hell, I would have been impressed - if they'd just done a better job of it.

      During an interview aired around the time of the series finale, Moore said that the team had agonized over the plot of the final episodes until he reached the realization that as long as they were "true to the characters", the plot would take care of itself. I interpreted that as meaning, "Yeah, we just gave up on trying to make it all make sense."

    83. Re:This has all happened before. by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      The thing that's been bothering me about SG:U is that they are on this massive ship and don't seem to be exploring it much outside the tiny area they occupy. The ship likely has manufacturing facilities onboard and a full hospital with diagnostic equipment. It was intended to be ready for the arrival of a large crew for long term travel, yes? So it goes to reason everything they need is already there, including repairs to the ship. And how could only Rush know the ship has a bridge? Even the advanced Atlantis era ships that could be run by one person still had a bridge, and they've brought up maps on consoles before.

      It may be that most of the areas on Destiny are unpressurized or running with minimal life support.(and IIRC they have only one working CO2 scrubber, not near enough to clean the whole ship) As far as hull breaches go, why are the shields powerful enough to keep super-hot star material out of the ship every time Destiny recharges but not powerful enough to maintain pressurization in breached compartments?

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    84. Re:This has all happened before. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      . They ended on a spiritual note, not the more logical theme that carried the series for so long, and I think that's why it upset so many people.

      I don't think it was just a 'logical theme' that carried BSG. Look back at the first freaking episode: character development starts off very early with religious themes with dialog between Six and Baltar. There is frequent emphasis throughout this season (and the others) on the religious: for instance, when the President sees the doctor about her cancer (paraphrased):

      Pres: "I'd like to persue alternative healing."
      Doc: (skeptically) "Prayer?"

      Doc: "On a closing note, I would seriously consider prayer."

      From the very beginning, they set up and developed Baltar to develop as a religious character

      BSG covers the gamut throughput the show: interpersonal relationships, theology, existential philosophy, the afterlife, the individual's journey through life, and so on. All of the characters - cylons included - who change throughout the show have these underlying themes. (The only main character who doesn't change all that much are Pres Roslin and Adama, really.) They're the primary components of BSG; the scientific stuff and action are great, but they're more there than for balance than the principle content.

      Hell, as for religious symbology... the characters themselves are mostly named within religious namespace, having direct context to their characters/roles:

      * Adama (aka "Adam", the original man who brought about the human race)
      * Roslin ("Rose line", which some say is the path to finding Christ's body, the fountain of youth, the Ark of the Covenant, holy grail, etc. and a bunch of other mythological stuff that is contextual)
      * Apollo - greek god of the sky, etc. - plays to his character archetype very well.
      * Saul Tigh - Tigh, meaning "house". Saul was a biblical character who became Paul - abandoning his previous persecution of Christians to preach the gospel/lead them to salvation.

      There are literal thousands of other undertones throughout the show. If you missed them and have any sort of existential/philosophical curiosity, I suggest watching the show again with this in mind - it's worth it.

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    85. Re:This has all happened before. by HereIAmJH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What was wrong with the finale?

      How about the "we are the last of our race and fighting for survival", then dropping everyone on a planet and abandoning all their technology. They didn't even strip the fleet for shelter and hunting/farming implements. Or... we have shuttles that can land anywhere on the planet, but we're going to drop you in a field and make you walk for miles to a place suitable restart civilization?

      The show was canceled and the writers were done. They just half-assed the finale to wrap things up.

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    86. Re:This has all happened before. by Gorkamecha · · Score: 1

      I'm skipping most of the earth stuff in Stargate Universe....Additionally, they need to figure out who the audience is supposed to be identifying/cheering for - Other then the gamer nerd, everyone on that ship is a jerk. Currently, I'm cheering for Rush, because at least he gets sh!t done.

      As for Caprica, that writing universe lost me with the BSG final. The Final was the writer's chance to prove that the last couple years weren't a total waste of my time.

    87. Re:This has all happened before. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      My mistake on the years. For some reason I mentally associated "Hera" with "Lucy".

          It's still way too long for a 1st or 2nd generation character to exist, and since they kinda blew up all their ships, there wouldn't be much more than trace evidence to work with. It's not like Star Trek. As far as those story lines go, the major groups live on, so they can always make a new show or movie with a fresh cast and only hints of stylings of the old ships, etc. They *could* place a movie 150,000 years in the future, and the fans may accept it.

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    88. Re:This has all happened before. by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Please, explain to me what was so bad about the ending to BSG?

      Now, if you want to see a godawful ending to a show, watch the finale of Lost. I was all set to buy every season of Lost on DVD until they showed the final two episodes.

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    89. Re:This has all happened before. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      For me, what would have really ruined B5 was if it boiled down to the superevil badass race turning out to be overgrown teenagers afraid to move out on their own so they are beating up on the 5 year olds. That would have been so pathetic I might have blocked it out of my memory and never watched another episode again.

      That's not really what it was all about. The superevil badass race AND the supergood badass race were both parents with different strategies for raising their kids. Both of them failed to realize that the kids had become adults, and it was time for them to move on on their own, and make their own choices.

      The Shadows weren't just beating up on us. They were trying to make us stronger by forcing us to face ever more challenging situations. The Vorlons instead favored nurturing, by giving us a little nudge in the right direction here and then.

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    90. Re:This has all happened before. by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      people that watch westerns don't watch sci-fi and vice versa.

      Really? Because Firefly is right up there on the shelf next to Silverado, True Grit, Lonesome Dove. And Logan's Run, Bladerunner, Minority Report, etc. Can SciFi or western watchers like war movies? Because I have Band of Brothers, Windtalkers, and Tears of the Sun as well.

      What makes a series interesting, past the first couple of episodes, is character interaction, not the genre.

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    91. Re:This has all happened before. by lordmage · · Score: 1

      I must be smoking but I watched all of B5.

      The things that were cancelled were the Next series which was about the 5 years in between and searching for the cure. I believe 13? episodes were made. Galen, the TechnoMage, was an incredibly fun character.

      Plus the movies.

      Babylon 5 had a seriously good ending too. I cried.

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    92. Re:This has all happened before. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I thought SG1 was great in its prime. It did go downhill, and shoved the Shark through a wormhole with the Ori, but it was great for years. I don't know about SGU. The early episodes sucked so badly I only watched a few eps. Maybe it's improving but it's too late for me.

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    93. Re:This has all happened before. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm enjoying SG:U, although I deeply wish they'd skipped the communication stones. Yes, they're canon and it makes sense that they'd be packed. But SG:A suffered from the same problem - it's hard to keep the "isolation" theme going when you can call home as much as you like.

      I completely disagree. If they were truly stranded, the writers would have a hell of a time coming up with reasonable, interesting plotlines week after week. With the stones, they have the opportunity to incorporate a whole additional dimension to their story arc, which gives them the kind of latitude they'll need to keep the show fresh and interesting.

      Although I'm hopeful that they're going to subvert the trope.. they seem to be heading in the direction of "yes, you can tell us what to do - but you can't get here, so whatcha gonna do about it if I don't listen?"

      That I agree with. Everett has already made comments to that effect, and I suspect you'll see that theme pop up more as the series continues.

    94. Re:This has all happened before. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Try it again. Worst case, you waste a few hours of your life. I thought the first season picked up as it went along (not hard, the first few episodes were glacial), and the series finale was good enough to make me keep watching.

      Is it flawed? Undoubtedly. Does it seem like they're channeling the BSG writers? Yes. Is that fucking "montage to music" thing they do at the end of every single episode getting old? God yes.

      But I still think it's worth watching.

      'course, if you end up hating it, I can't really blame you. I kinda hate myself a little for liking it. :)

    95. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Endings are hard. Any chapped ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning. But endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always going to bitch. There's always going to be holes. And since its the ending, its all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they are a raging pain in the ass.

    96. Re:This has all happened before. by taude · · Score: 1

      I disagree that "it's been done before" is a reason not to watch a series. Every story has been done before. A totally new story (if it exists) would be unrelateable. It's all in how it's executed. Much of making good TV has to do with pacing, editing, lighting, etc. Great writing can be ruined and mediocre writing can be elevated. It was the human drama that made BSG great and theoretically could have for Caprica. It wasn't there yet but I was intrigued. Oh well. Here's hoping Game of Thrones has a long, great run.

    97. Re:This has all happened before. by Xebikr · · Score: 1

      I thought there was only one Matrix movie.

    98. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory XKCD for your Matrix complaint: http://xkcd.com/566/

    99. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can.

      And yet, despite all the issues around season 4/5 production, JMS still managed to tie up almost every loose end in Babylon 5 (even if you didn't realise it, because he tied some of them up several series earlier).

      Most of the Star Trek series finished with some sort of decent final story arc.

      Both SG1 and SGA finished quite neatly (and wrapped up the loose ends of the main story arc with an actually decent TV movie in the former case).

      It can be done. Not all TV shows have to be BSG (or Lost, or FlashForward, or...), meandering aimlessly through forever in the hope that the writers will come up with something eventually.

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    100. Re:This has all happened before. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Nothing. I thought it was great, too.

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    101. Re:This has all happened before. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Hell, as for religious symbology...

      Symbolism! I believe the word you were looking for was ssssssssssssssssssymbolism!

      In all seriousness, you are correct. I never could understand how someone could claim that the religious parts of the BSG ending came out of the blue, as they were clearly not paying attention to the show the rest of the time. It was there, as you say, from day one. Given the way they had used religion as a driving force in the show, it was inevitable that it play a major part in the finale.

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    102. Re:This has all happened before. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Star Wars was only ever about special effects and battle scenes. It sure as hell wasn't about the plot, which was a 3-movie-long coming of age cliche.

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    103. Re:This has all happened before. by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Take the last sentence and grep/Farscape/Firefly.

      sed, not grep. You also seem to have forgotten the last slash, but that may be Slashdot eating it.

      Agree with you about prequels, though.

    104. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    105. Re:This has all happened before. by palemantle · · Score: 1

      "Londo and G'Kar stood out the most, performance-wise."
      "And so much of the series was like that, where we only got one side of the story and it was very black-and-white as to who was good and who was evil."
      "There was a startling lack of characterization"


      You are contradicting yourself to death by mentioning Londo and G'Kar, black-and-white characters/situations, and lack of characterization in the same breath.

    106. Re:This has all happened before. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I think Glen has a point.

      The show focuses on the planets. But from the recent episodes we know large sections have some level of life support. They were shown to be pressurized but with limited oxygen.

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    107. Re:This has all happened before. by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      My beef with the finale was that for months we kept hearing the line "all will be revealed". But we never found out who was pulling the strings, or why. The writers also left clues, such as the constellations in the Tomb of Athena, that turned out to be bogus. It is impossible to tie up every plot line, but how about the major ones. To me if felt like a Sherlock Holmes novel where you don't find out "who done it".

    108. Re:This has all happened before. by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      the concept that the writers 'had a plan' was blown for me early on.

      I recall reading, during the 1st or 2nd season, that the BSG writers did indeed have a plan. That the entire series was mapped out, much like Babylon 5 was. I was equally disappointed to learn that the final five were chosen so late, and that there really was no plan, by either the Cylons or the writers. Like you, I was so frustrated by BSG that I chose not to get vested in Caprica.

    109. Re:This has all happened before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to wonder who pitched the story line that got picked for SGU. It must have sounded something like this.

      "Hey, let's do a show about 20 people who escaped from an exploding planet to a ship out in the middle of nowhere that they can't control and no way to get home. Then base the story around random 8 hour windows where the ship drops out of FTL and opens a gate to backwater planets with little or no vegetation or lots of life that wants to kill the crew. Oh ya, let's make the ship a wreck so they can't even explore the ship. And don't forget the soon to be alcoholic commander and the psychotic scientist with a god complex. It will be great!!"

      By the 3rd episode they had already run out of story line.

      "We better introduce an alien race. We could also setup a way to have the Allusian Alliance find a way to get there too."

      The only thing they did right so far is put along side Sanctuary so it doesn't look like the worst of the few Sci-Fi shows still on Si-Fi. Wresting anyone?

    110. Re:This has all happened before. by hazydave · · Score: 1

      I don't really have a problem with the prequel series as a concept. I actually have been enjoying "Caprica", though I went into it knowing it couldn't be anything like BSG. And even BSG had a more or less foregone conclusion, give that it was a "reimagining" of the original series. They made BSG interesting by taking out all the cheese, and adding dozens of unexpected and rich details. And writing stories for actual adults, which could include themes of religion, sex, and politics. This was, I think, the only instance of "the enemy is indistinguishable from us" where that was a really valid plot detail, not just a way to money on SFX.

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    111. Re:This has all happened before. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      IMO Caprica sucked. I tried watching it a couple of times for a bit each time. But the plot is sedated. It feels like a slow motion angsty teen series with virtual reality sprinkled on top.

    112. Re:This has all happened before. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      I watched BSG religiously (and bitched like fuck after the final episode) but I never watched Caprica - I didn't want to have to watch another series just to have some small parts of the back story filled in, and Caprica didn't interest me as an independent series either.

      Plus the BSG writers pretty much blew it for me when they discussed in a podcast during season 2 or 3 that they had no idea that the 'final five' thing was going to become what it did, they just realised that viewers had latched on to it as a mystery and then decided to run with it - the final five were all chosen much later on as well, just before they were revealed, so again the concept that the writers 'had a plan' was blown for me early on.

      I enjoyed BSG somewhat, and not enough to think watching Caprica was a big deal, until I watch some Caprica, then I realized it was actually a pretty good show.

      You shouldn't judge stuff by what you think it might be, you should judge stuff based on what it actually is.

      You might not end up liking Caprica, but you didn't even bother giving it a chance.

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    113. Re:This has all happened before. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Symbolism! I believe the word you were looking for was ssssssssssssssssssymbolism!

      Jesus. I've watched that movie (BDS) so many times I've started to pick up the improper grammar in it. :P

      It started off with me saying it as a joke, but now I can't get away from it. Hah!

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  4. Or it could just be the SyFy channel by ByOhTek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, most of the stuff the show is crap-and-drivel. Caprica seemed better than average there, which is probably why they canceled it, they only want to show garbage. If they get low enough ratings on their "science fiction", then they can switch it to the Wrestling Channel.

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    1. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caprica was nothing more that drivel and 90% teen-angst. That's why it had a limited audience.

    2. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Seriously, most of the stuff they show is crap-and-drivel.

      FTFM

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    3. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know that there are folks who enjoy wrestling as much as I enjoy sci-fi/fantasy but never made sense to me that they'd stick them both on the same channel. I don't know if they just needed *any* channel to air it and it was purely economical but I can imagine some exec thinking, "Well, the demographic for sci-fi/fantasy is mainly male. Therefore, they will like wrestling." I recently canceled all but the most basic cable and Internet after realizing that every time I wanted to watch something on sci-fi I found either some idiotic ghost busters reality show or wrestling.

    4. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't understand it. The Cable TV model seems like it could provide a near endless supply of niche channels, each providing one thing with limited competition. You want some Sci-Fi? watch the Sci-Fi channel. You want wrestling, watch the wrestling channel. Instead, they seem all drawn to competing with each other on reality shows.

      Sci-Fi could probably make plenty of money just showing nothing but Star-Trek and Stargate reruns. No new content means limited expenses, means most of that advertising money and cable-provider fees go straight to their pocket. Sure, "Monster Fish" is cheap to film, but you'd get a bigger audience for less showing "Wrath of Khan"

    5. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro wrestling is for women and gay men.

      A bunch of guys grabbing each other while wearing next to nothing. Not a straight man's viewing pleasure.

    6. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Bah, add in Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, Lost In Space (cheezy-camp, but still an appropriate choice), and a few other classics, so it's not THAT repetitive.

      There's a large selection without even having to go to fantasy, let alone reality crap and such. Actually, even fantasy isn't so bad, but it should be a minority of the programming at best.

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    7. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiotic ghost busters reality show or wrestling.

      I really hate to be pedantic but, it's "Ghost Hunters." "Ghost Busters" or ghostbusters was a very enjoyable franchise that I and many others enjoy from their youth and still enjoy today about guys that do paranormal investigations and eliminations. "Ghost Hunters" are a bunch of charlatan whackjobs that record themselves going into supposedly haunted areas, misusing instruments and going "oh, did you feel that". They do nothing about any supposed ghosts because there is no credible evidence that they exist. I apologize if I come off as an asshole and I completely agree with your post.

    8. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, most of the stuff the show is crap-and-drivel. Caprica seemed better than average there, which is probably why they canceled it, they only want to show garbage.

      The qualitative assessment aside, that's probably about right. That is to say, the problem is quite likely that (as was the case with Firefly, the Babylon 5 spinoff crusade, and quite possibly Babylon 5 itself in its first home, among many, many other series) its not just the ratings of the show that matter, its how good the show is at bringing in audience members that will stay for the rest of the programming the network has to offer. I think its difficult to get enough solid scifi to support a network, and the kind of "scifi" you can get for filler doesn't make a good mix that keeps people on your network when mixed with good scifi. So good scifi shows are, generally, are hard fit for network TV. ("Good", of course, is subjective, but I think with the references to other shows here and in context of this discussion, and on Slashdot, I think the kind of thing I'm talking about in general is, clear enough.)

      If a show is perceived as great by a group of people that see the rest of the networks offerings as "garbage" (and not liked by the people that like the rest of the offerings on the network), then it doesn't, in the end, do as much for a network whose revenue is driven principally by advertising as a show that is somewhat less well-received on its own by which reinforces the rest of the networks lineup.

      This is not the case on premium networks (HBO, Showtime, etc.), which is one reason that shows that appeal strongly to a particular, often fairly narrow, audience but that don't necessarily appeal to the same people as other shows on the network work better there.

      Unfortunately for scifi fans, none of the premium networks, despite plenty of non-mainstream series, have been particularly big on scifi series of any kind so far. But maybe those networks (perhaps rightly) don't think that the people that would be willing to pay for premium networks in any case include enough scifi fans for that to be worthwhile.

    9. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada we have the Space Channel. I don't know how it compares to "the US science fiction channel formerly known as SciFi", but I will say this: as interested as I was in watching Caprica (I saw a handful of shows and wanted to watch more), it was on late enough and scheduled oddly/inconsistently enough that I gave up and decided I would only be watching it on DVD, if ever. Same issue for the Sarah Conner Chronicles when it was on.

      What I described may be peculiar to Canada and the rather easterly timezone I'm in (AST), but I could say that about most TV I attempt to watch these days: inconvenient to watch. I've thought many times that I should cancel my cable and put the ~$60/month to buying box sets I can watch at my leisure. Or do the same but via video distributed over the net. People don't want to watch this stuff while subject to TV networks' weird and capricious (lol) scheduling priorities. It's too frustrating. People want to do it on their own time, do it reliably (not preempted because of football, baseball, or whatever), and only for shows they like. It's inevitable that people will slowly but surely move away from ad-laden pre-formatted "down-the-pipe, take it or leave it" network/cable programming. PVR and other time-shifting technologies are only a stop-gap measure to slow down this trend. Eventually the cable industry is going to have to change to a different format or slowly die as people realize other options exist and fit their priorities.

      That's assuming the ecology can keep functioning at all to produce decent shows in the future if more and more people stop watching it "live" with advertisements.

    10. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Compare it to the 6-seasons of personable drama, action, and in-depth character development in BSG, and it falls flat on its face.

      BSG was like a good book: you can go through it once and appreciate it, but subsequent intake allows you to catch many of the nuances. It was that good. They got quite fortunate with the actors they picked: they were perfect for their characters.

      BSG was an exception - both for TV and fiction in general as well as for science fiction. Most of it is droll and uninteresting on at least a couple crucial entertainment requirements. BSG stayed strong for all 6 seasons.

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    11. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's what TNT thought in 1998 when they acquired Babylon 5. "Well we have lots of wrestling fans, who are male, so they'll probably like a male-oreinted sci-fi show."

      What they forgot to take into account is IQ. While the demos are the same (males 35 or younger), the IQ is not. Wrestling fans tend to be less educated while Scifi fans are college educated, or college-destined. The two have some overlap but not much. Result: B5 fans did not watch the wrestling that immediately followed it, and Wrestling fans did not watch the scifi show that preceded.

      It appears NBC/Sci-Fi is making the same error.

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    12. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure how wrestling fits into the "imagine greater" tagline. Also there's really not enough wrestling to fill 7 days a week, so I think Syfy will remain scifi but will gradually mutate into a fantasy/horror channel.

                                      Did anybody read the article?

      It says, "Episodes offered via online websites should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays. Interstitial advertising will only drive people to piracy, which shows no interstitial ads." How dumb can one person be? First off nobody ever watches the ads at the end of an episode. They click "stop". Therefore no (or few) advertisers will be willing to buy the end spot.

      Second, episodes cost about 2 million each. An online 30-second ad goes from about $100,000. That's not enough to fund the episode, so you need more than just one or two "ads prior to the episode". While his conclusion that people will not need to pirate if they can get episode without ad-breaks, his financial model will merely send NBC/Syfy to bankruptcy as they spend more money (2 million) then they are taking in (0.1-0.2 million).

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    13. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Surt · · Score: 1

      SCC was much more worthwhile than Caprica. Even though you'll be disappointed by the cliffhanger ending at the cancellation point, I'd still happily recommend it.

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    14. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Surt · · Score: 1

      You had no problem with the 'let's criticize the iraq occupation' season?

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    15. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      If a show is perceived as great by a group of people that see the rest of the networks offerings as "garbage" (and not liked by the people that like the rest of the offerings on the network), then it doesn't, in the end, do as much for a network whose revenue is driven principally by advertising as a show that is somewhat less well-received on its own by which reinforces the rest of the networks lineup

      I have read that this was the problem with B5 and Crusade on TNT. It had good ratings but the people that tuned in for these shows changed the channel once they were over and the normal TNT audience changed the channel while these shows were on. It makes it hard for them to sale ads.

    16. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      SG-1 started on HBO.

    17. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by euroq · · Score: 1

      Did anybody read the article?

      No one ever does!

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    18. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I apologize if I come off as an asshole

      No, you came across as an ignorant asshole who is talking about things they've never seen, apparently. One of the ways Ghost Hunters is better then other similar shows is that they don't go in assuming a place is haunted. One of their primary tasks is to explain away the experiences in entirely non-supernatural ways, such as EMF sensitivity, "fear cages", wind blowing doors open, headlights reflecting off of mirrors, etc.

      I'm not a huge fan of the show, but that's because it's boring, and not because they are fraudulent nutcases.

    19. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      some idiotic ghost busters reality show

      I saw the Supernatural Ghost Facers parody before I saw the 'real' show... I'd only seen teenager-ripoffs of it before and I thought that the Ghost Facers joke was that adults would do that concept seriously, and that this was a ridiculous notion. Boy... did I laugh even harder when I realized that it was a critical observation, not speculative fiction.

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    20. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did anybody read the article?

      No, no I did not.

      It says, "Episodes offered via online websites should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays. Interstitial advertising will only drive people to piracy, which shows no interstitial ads." How dumb can one person be? First off nobody ever watches the ads at the end of an episode.

      I watch the ads at the end of TED talks. I even spent an evening reading about metallurgy after watching an "how it's made" ad about watches. Learned a lot about exotic steel alloys. Fascinating stuff. If I ever feel like dropping a few grand on a watch, I know what brand I'll shop for first.

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    21. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Visit this website: http://www.skepticalviewer.com/

      They claim to have caught the main guy Grant, and also some of the lesser hunters, manufacturing evidences/sounds. I think GH started as a genuine honest show, but now their fame has led Syfy to pressure them to produce "evidence" that is, at best, flimsy. Why? For Syfy ratings and money.

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    22. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by sorak · · Score: 0

      exactly! I would like to see the industry adapt to the p2p world, but this whole "sell a couple of ads, place them in a place where they can be conveniently discarded, also release ad-free version and make no attempt to prevent people from downloading that, and charge a subscription fee to use the gift shop*" thing is ludicrous.

      * ok, I am being unfiar with the gift shop thing, but he still is suggesting that the gift club work on a "Sam's Club" membership model, which cannot be the primary source of revenue for a network.

    23. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for scifi fans, none of the premium networks, despite plenty of non-mainstream series, have been particularly big on scifi series of any kind so far.

      I think they have been as active in sci-fi as any other network. Remember that "Stargate; SG-1" started on Showtime and "Odyssey 5" was also a Showtime series.

      Although SG ran 5 years on Showtime, it has had a very long life afterwards on other networks. "Odyssey 5" was supposed to do the same 5 year run, but was canned after one year.

      So, it really doesn't matter if it's a premium channel, cable network, or broadcast network...they all want to have a show with huge ratings (for that channel) in the timeslot, and good sci-fi, because it requires you to think a bit, tends to get average ratings at best.

    24. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It irked me somewhat, but it had a point or two that were valid.

      I watched it after the media had stopped slaying that dog, so it didn't bother me as much as it may have if I'd watched it at that point.

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    25. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Draasti · · Score: 1

      Did anybody read the article?

      Ahn, are you new here ?

    26. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Duodecimal · · Score: 1

      Showtime.

    27. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by tibman · · Score: 1

      I would subscribe weekly to watch a show i liked. I am more than willing to pay a few dollars for each SG:U episode as it comes out. People will still pirate the shit out of the show.. like i am now (dropped cable and watch all tv via internet).

      But if anyone is like me.. once you latch onto a show, you want to watch it the very minute it comes available. If i could watch it via the SF channel website, it would be several gigs less i need to seed each month (but i doubt they would make this an enjoyable experience.. commercials and popups and bullshit would turn people back to piracy).

      These shows quickly becomes your Sci-Fi drug and you become invested in the shows' general well being. I loved Farscape, SG:A, Firefly, Space:A&B and more.. most of them died prematurely. It took a bit but i'm becoming a big fan of SG:U.

      Also, just wanted to say that not all the money comes from tv comercials but from DVD sales, merch, and the many ways to make money from a fandom. They need to also realize that popularity is something that grows in time and is rarely instant. I'm sure there are many canceled shows that are still making good dvd sales.

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    28. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by SgtAaron · · Score: 1

      Bah, add in Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, Lost In Space (cheezy-camp, but still an appropriate choice), and a few other classics, so it's not THAT repetitive.

      I just happened to peruse nbc.com the other day and noticed that they have a lot of Quantum Leap episodes available for viewing. I was amazed, really--I hadn't visited a mainstream network's web site in some time. In the end, I watched some episodes of the original BSG! Hah! Born in 1972, I'm old enough to recall seeing them back when they aired. Luckily, my mom has always been a sci-fi fan. Just hearing the music tickles long-lasting pathways in my brain.

    29. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by dwye · · Score: 1

      NBC also scheduled wrestling one week per month in Saturday Night Live's time slot, back in its early seasons. Wrestling is a cheap filler, better than Ron Popeil Presents, in demographics terms, at least.

      Learn to live with it, or shoot yourself and/or the McMahon family today, because it won't change (dammit) any time in the near future (especially if the daughter loses in the Connecticut governor's race next Tuesday).

    30. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, I don't think IQ has any link the level of education you get. If you are in college you probably have a reasonable IQ, but not being in college doesn't mean you don't have a reasonable IQ. I never went to college but 10 years after dropping out of school I'm now teaching advanced networking to people who went to network engineering schools. Who's got the highest IQ between them and me?

    31. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Really... just what are these doing on a "Science Fiction" channel. Ok, granted, I don't believe in ghosts, so it's kind of proper that a ghost hunting show implicitly (at least) acknowledges that supernatural phenomena are fake, by being on SyFy (given the lack of a suitable Fantasy Channel), But you'd kind of think that the people involved would rather not be so open about the show being a fraud. Same with professional wrestling... fiction, sure. Scripted fiction, in fact. But "science"? This belongs elsewhere; maybe Spike or Logo.

      In short, SyFy is rapidly becoming unwatchable, at least if you're an actual fan of science fiction.

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    32. Re:Or it could just be the SyFy channel by negro_monolito · · Score: 1

      Charlie Rose did an interview with the head executive producer of SyFy (sorry, I forgot her name). He specifically asked her about the wrestling on SciFi (as it was called then). Supposedly, she used to be the head exec of USA (another NBC cable property) and absolutely loved the 'drama' and fantasy involved in wrestling. So when she went to SciFi she thought it would be a good fit. It had nothing to do with your at least reasonable explanation.

      That the head of SciFi thought wrestling fit perfectly with the other shows, or at least her vision for SciFi, pretty much explains the overall level of programming on that channel.

  5. or its a fine line between gritty and miserable. by huiwe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any chance of a scifi series that isn't dystopian? Its old, its boring and it shows no imagination. Time to cheer up.

  6. I tried to like it. I really did. by cblguy2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But like the summary says, it turned in to a boring show where they tried character development, but it just fell on its face. It was just about at the level of a plain drama with a little peppering of sci-fi.

    Now SyFy shows wrestling on Friday nights. I won't say that's better than Caprica, but it must be paying the bills...

    Instead of relaxing like I've done for the last 10+ years - watching SciFi channel on Friday nights (where did GvsE, Lexx, Brimstone, Dresden Files, Farscape, etc go?), I'm now doing other things with my Fridays... I'm not going to watch wrestling. Talk about fiction!

    1. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I tried too. There was too much going on and not enough depth.

      And the Adama family participating in the creation of "cylons" was a forceful idea from the beginning. And I quote cylons, because I could not establish it was possible to be the same race of cylons portrait in BSG. Since the events of caprica happened 50 years before BSG events.

    2. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Apparently you never really watched/understood BSG. There are two races of cylons. One is the race that is created in Caprica (the black robots), the other are the "old" cylons from the planet in the final episode (that mimic humans).

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    3. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by Itchyeyes · · Score: 0

      This was my experience as well. My wife and I both watched BSG religiously through the entire series. When they announced Caprica, it didn't really sound like what I was looking for after BSG ended, but since I liked BSG so much I decided to give it a shot. My wife made it about halfway through the first season before giving up on it. I stuck it out to the end, hoping that it would eventually pick up. It never did, and I didn't come back for the second season.

      Caprica failed because it was a bad spin-off that had almost nothing to do with the original show that it was supposed to be based on, not because of anything to do with cable TV as a business model.

    4. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by interval1066 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "There are two races of cylons. ."

      OOOWW!!!! Ooohh... ouch! I think I just lost my lunch because you're such a geek loser. Wow!

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    5. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      It was just about at the level of a plain drama with a little peppering of sci-fi.

      I actually didn't mind that aspect of it, but I felt like it was another entry in the recent trend of trying to constantly "surprise" viewers by introducing endless series of plot twists that are supposed to turn everything on their head. I've only seen the premiere (I was waiting for the full season 1 set to come out instead of buying the half-season set), but

      SPOILERS

      the revelation that the Cylons believed in one god because one of their original models was basically the brain of a human who happened to believe in only one god seemed kind of cheap. I felt like if there were a third prequel series afterwards, it would just reveal that that breakaway human sect had themselves been influenced by Cylons from their own future, or something along those lines. It's turtles all the way down!

      END SPOILERS

      Way too many follow-on projects seem to be taking this route. The most recent Terminator film was terrible and a disaster for a whole host of reasons, but one of the biggest for me was the similar "all of your preconceptions are wrong" twist that the writers tried to ham-fist into that fictional world. It's not *as* evident in the final version of the film as it is in the original script/screenplay, but AFAIK that's only because someone decided it would be better to make it into a two- or three-part film series instead of one and save the ridiculous "surprise" for later.

      Plot twists are fun when they're unexpected (I loved Memento and The Prestige, for example), but I can't be the only one suffering from repetitive plot twist fatigue, can I?

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    6. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      I never watched BSG or C but from what i gather, they tried turning it into a soap and doing it on the cheap. Boys like special fx and girls like character development. The former is easy to do but expensive for what you get. The latter is cheap but harder to do in the long run. In the end, budget usually wins.

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    7. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      The planet in the finale was not the planet that the 'old' cylons came from. Kara found the old cylon planet at the end of season 3 when she said she found Earth.

      Tyrol found his charred image on a wall on 'Earth'
      Sam found a guitar neck on 'Earth'
      Tori supposably remembered something 'Earth'
      Saul remembered Ellen was the fifth on 'Earth'

      The planet the ended up on was labelled by Adama as 'Earth' just before the president finally died...when she should have died so many times before :/

      He said that Earth was a dream, a goal...then that planet ended up flash forwarding 150,000 years and showing what I assume is present day earth...

    8. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "There are two races of cylons. ."

      OOOWW!!!! Ooohh... ouch! I think I just lost my lunch because you're such a geek loser. Wow!

      Seriously!!! HOW could he forget about the third Cylon race depicted in the stand-alone episode Razor?!?! What a goober!

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    9. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Apparently you never really watched/understood BSG. .

      Or he gave up after the first 3 season of BSG...

    10. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by SgtAaron · · Score: 1

      I never watched BSG or C but from what i gather, they tried turning it into a soap and doing it on the cheap. Boys like special fx and girls like character development. The former is easy to do but expensive for what you get. The latter is cheap but harder to do in the long run. In the end, budget usually wins.

      Your message is ambiguous--when you say "doing it on the cheap" are you talking about BSG, or Caprica, or both?

      I never did get to watch Caprica. I've dissed cable and sat tv for awhile now. BSG, on the other hand, I watched. I would say that, regardless of how much they paid their actors, the audience saw performance above and beyond that of the typical science fiction show of late. It's interesting that some of them often lived as day actors in Vancouver, grabbing parts here and there as they could. But the performances they gave! How about the job Tricia Helfer did (hmm, I might be biased). She rocked. No, the casting for BSG was terrific.

      So on to the topic of girls: never in my life have I known of a sci-fi show that lots of girls ended up liking. You're stereotyping big-time, too. Why should my maleness preclude me from wanting "character development"? Bah, rubbish man, rubbish. I even got my sister-in-law to like BSG, which she watched until the end, as did other women I know, including a romantic interest. Star Trek never had the same effect in my world :-)

    11. Re:I tried to like it. I really did. by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      I find my Fridays filled with new Cartoon Network content now, which has just as good SciFi storylines and many more series.

      Starting with Batman Brave and the Bold, then the last good SyFy show Sanctuary, on to Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Sym-Bionic Titan, and finally Generator Rex.

      Since it's all TiVo, there's still plenty of time to get out, or just catch up on something else.

  7. And.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing of value was lost.

    Seriously, this series was even poorer than BSG.

  8. It's no wonder... by jaymz666 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It didn't help that the show is slow and plodding, and not one of the characters is likable. Where's the lovable characters that just make bad decisions. Instead everyone is lying to everyone else, the story seems to be stuck in the mud and we know that in the end it doesn't matter, as Caprica gets nuked anyway!

    1. Re:It's no wonder... by Voline · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why I never watch movies set in the Roman Empire. I totally know how it's going to end.

    2. Re:It's no wonder... by natehoy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dunno, Danny Graystone seems to be likeable enough, and driven into a corner over his obsession with keeping access to his daughter's avatar. He's a fundamentally good guy making really bad decisions. But the problem is that they haven't really expressed his character and motivations well. He's being acted out as cold and calculating, rather than just a guy who will do anything to talk to his dead daughter again.

      They probably wanted to avoid the soap-opera-ish moment of a falling-down-drunk and angst-ridden Mr. Graystone sobbing over a picture of his daughter and doing something as mind-numbingly obvious as saying "I'd do anything to talk to you again, sweetheart", but they've tried to dance around that too much and made him an unsympathetic character.

      Then you've got some other characters who are equally ambiguous, or seem to change roles to fit an uncertain storyline. The schoolmarm is powerful, we knew that, but when faced with the slightest adversity she waltzes in to the head of her Church and just takes the thing over without a fight. Her family accepts that she's abducted a young girl and assists in mistreating her without much sign of protest. There's an interesting substory there, but there's way too much Deus Ex Machina going on in that one. However, counterparting that with a weak-looking but sympathetic Ms. Graystone seems like a master stroke of a David v. Goliath subplot - but of course we won't see that one play out now that it's been shitcanned.

      I'm OK with a sci-fi series that combines some soap-opera elements. Build me out some sympathetic characters, give 'em plenty of flaws, and have at it. It worked in BSG. But if you're going to do that, you have to accept that you are writing a tragedy and you have to really work on character development and expression, opening yourself to criticism of writing a soap opera.

      If you want to write a pure "happy happy joy joy" series, stick to the Star Trek genre where there's little moral ambiguity and everything always eventually ends in happy fluffy bunnies, so you don't need complex characters. Cardboard cutouts in front of your storyline will usually work fine - just look at Shatner.

      If you want to write a dark emotional series, accept that you are writing an emotional series and write the fucking thing, and accept that a subset of your potential audience will yell "soap opera". But Caprica and Sarah Connor and the like are already painted into a very dark corner - the eventual end of the story is a tragedy. Don't try and attract people who want a happy ending.

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    3. Re:It's no wonder... by RivenAleem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why J. J. Abrams should have directed/produced Caprica. He would totally have led us down one direction, letting us all think we knew Caprica gets nuked in the end, and then have something totally different happen.

      That is what I loved about the Star Trek movie.[SPOILER WARNING] All the way through it I as thinking "Gosh, he's going to have a hard time undoing the destruction of Vulcan". But when it ended I was somewhat stunned that he left it destroyed, and has chosen to go along some totally different path.

      If they had a point in the series where Gaius appeared from the future and prevented the Cylon attack, then everyone would be, like, "Whoa".

    4. Re:It's no wonder... by PaulMeigh · · Score: 0

      Where's the lovable characters that just make bad decisions.

      More importantly where's the robot fighting?

      This show had such promise, origin of life in the cylons and all.. Unfortunately they instead decided to do 20 hours of grieving parent scenes bookended by a scattered story about religious revolutionaries.

      This show was not canceled because of the business model of the cable networks as suggested in TFA. It was can canceled because it sucked.

    5. Re:It's no wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, no question. I despise every single one of those characters, and gain no joy from watching them be idiots and jerks. If I wanted that kind of show, I'd watch Jersey Shore.

    6. Re:It's no wonder... by Altus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can understand no liking Caprica, but how can it not be Sci Fi? AI, robots, and virtual reality, that sounds like Science Fiction to me.

      I think for some people here Sci Fi just means action adventure with space ships and lasers and explosions.

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    7. Re:It's no wonder... by haggus71 · · Score: 0

      Remember the old expression: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

    8. Re:It's no wonder... by paimin · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps that was the plan. We'll never know, will we?

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    9. Re:It's no wonder... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Until you said Caprica, I thought you were describing Stargate Universe.

    10. Re:It's no wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: Abrams

      You are mistaking "totally different" with careless writing.

    11. Re:It's no wonder... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      That's why I never watch movies set in the Roman Empire. I totally know how it's going to end.

      Yeah, but the Roman Catholic sequel is still getting really good ratings.

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    12. Re:It's no wonder... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      thinking "Gosh, he's going to have a hard time undoing the destruction of Vulcan".

      In a movie about time-travelers undoing history? Really?

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    13. Re:It's no wonder... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0

      It didn't help that the show is slow and plodding, and not one of the characters is likable. ... Instead everyone is lying to everyone else, the story seems to be stuck in the mud ...

      Personally, I think it's simply because of a weak writing staff. Not to insult anyone, but the writers are probably a bunch of 20-somethings with no real life experience from which to draw and this results in lame, wishy-washy, weak-minded characters who can't commit or decide on anything. The characters on Caprica are like the plot on Lost. Seriously. I can't decide who I can't respect more: Daniel, Zoe, (actually any of them) ...

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    14. Re:It's no wonder... by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      That's why I never watch movies set in the Roman Empire. I totally know how it's going to end.

      So it didn't end on a cliffhanger?

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    15. Re:It's no wonder... by dwye · · Score: 1

      > That's why I never watch movies set in the
      > Roman Empire. I totally know how it's going
      > to end.

      You mean when the American archeologist from the 1930s shows up in the time of Justinian and Belisaurius, and starts an Industrial Revolution a millennium early?

      (putting in my vote for a movie version of "Lest Darkness Fall")

  9. How is syfy successful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems a travesty that the company is even in business. Besides bsg and caprica they had nothing. Very stupid ghost shows and horrible movies. Not bad movies, but horrible. Not campy b-list, but stupid scripts with stupid actors and stupid plots. They even ruined Bruce Campbell in that horrible movie I can't even remember. I just don't get it.

    1. Re:How is syfy successful by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      Haven was pretty good this season. I still watch Stargate Universe, but it's a slog. Sanctuary sometimes has some interesting plots that are often implemented poorly.

    2. Re:How is syfy successful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SGU was good until they aired out of sequence and had a multi-month gap between fresh content.

    3. Re:How is syfy successful by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          SGU is getting a bit better. I had some serious doubts about it at the beginning.

          Episode 1) Oh look, we're on a ship. We're trapped a billion light years from earth. We're all going to die.

          Episode 2) Oh look, the ship leaks, and we have no air. We're all going to die.

          Episode 3) Ditto 2.

          Episode 4) Oh look, we're out of power. We're all going to die.

          Episode 5) Oh look, we're flying into a star. We're all going to die.

          Episode 6) Oh look, we're out of water. We're all going to die.

          At least it got generally better from there. :) I'm looking forward to the next two episodes. The blurb S02E07 looks interesting. I predict fist fights, confessions, and more control over the ship (and therefore get rid of the tedious crap like the countdown timer)

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    4. Re:How is syfy successful by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      This last episode with the alien disease thing taking over Scott and his wedding to Chloe dream was an exercise is tediousness though.

    5. Re:How is syfy successful by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I'll agree there. A little acid trip, hallucinating he's marrying his bed buddie, with the rest of the cast filling in family and friends parts (huh?), and then she has to save the day. It's expected there will be a not so great episode mixed in with the rest. I prefer it to be the exception, rather than the rule. That's usually where viewership drops off significantly. They can tolerate a few crappy episodes in a row, but after that, they'll go find something else to do. :)

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    6. Re:How is syfy successful by omnichad · · Score: 1

      but it was also the FIRST episode that didn't end in a stupid indie music montage. You win some, you lose some. It's getting better all the time.

    7. Re:How is syfy successful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you had to mention stargate universe! I really, really hate stargate universe. It's boring and ugly. I really liked stargate atlantis, and I feel they canceled it too early.

  10. Paypal programmer can run NBC? by roothog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Subby's a moron. His blog starts out: "Suppose for a moment that I had been CEO of NBC Universal at the time Caprica was picked up in 2008. If I had been CEO at that time, then Caprica would not have been canceled during its first season two years later because it would have been one of the many thriving, profitable properties owned by NBC Universal."

    You personally would have managed NBC better than NBC itself? According to your blog, you're a web programmer at Paypal. Maybe you need to check that ego and realize that you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Why does Slashdot link to this crap?

    1. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by kcitren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His solution is to give the shows away for free, without any restrictions, with minimal advertising before and after the show, and all money being made my merchandizing? Sorry, but that just won't work. What advertiser is going to buy into this model? Plus, I'm a pretty big fan of a couple TV series, have a decent income, and I don't own any merchandise from any other those shows. Selling T-shirts will help a band stay on the road, but it won't help a million+ dollar a week enterprise.

    2. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by gstoddart · · Score: 1, Informative

      His solution is to give the shows away for free, without any restrictions, with minimal advertising before and after the show, and all money being made my merchandizing? Sorry, but that just won't work.

      That's pretty much what I thought when I read TFA.

      It's pure drivel, and it would do nothing to create better shows and keep them on the air. Other than giving it away DRM free, I'm not sure of WTF it would accomplish.

      You want to know how to make better shows? Copy what HBO is doing -- make good programming, with good scripts and not pandering to the "prime time" audience or worrying about adult-themed content. Wait for the other networks to want to syndicate your critically acclaimed show. Watch the money roll in, and use some of that to bankroll more good shows.

      I think a pretty good chunk of the really good TV I remember from the last decade is attributable to HBO. And, even the stuff I didn't/don't watch I've likely heard of.

      As to the quality of BSG, can't say. Never got into the show; not even a little. I remember the original series, and, frankly, I didn't care enough to care.

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    3. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The Cable TV model is the problem. My wifes mother and sister do not have cable. They live in the Dallas area and can get a lot of very good HD content OVA and now they have Netflix streaming. Why spend over $1000 for cable TV.
      When Cable was $30 to $50 a month it was fine. Now they have 200 channels of which I want maybe 8 of them. So lets say I pay $100 a month for 200 channels that is .50 dollars a channel. Tell you what let my buy the channels I want to watch at 4x that and I will be happy.
      Even better make it automated. Charge me for the channels I watch each month.
      I would drop cable except I live where I can only get a single channel.
      As for the broadcasters. I don't mind commercials on free content. Really I will be glad to watch your shows and your commercials on the internet if you put them up.
      Heck I will even give you my demographics so you target ads to me. Goodness knows that I wouldn't mind Kawasaki, Suzuki, Apple, HP, Pizza Hut, and other ads of that type vs beer and depends undergarments ads.
      I swear that TV is trying to self destruct all on it's own. I am just waiting for Apple, Intel, Microsoft, or Google to sponsor a TV show that is only in the internet. Just bypass the networks all together.
      Podcasts have already replaced my drive time radio. I would probably watch them on my TV if there was an easy way to get them on my XBox.

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    4. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doable, but only for low-cost-of-production TV series. Think talk shows, cooking shows... that sort of thing. Sci-fi spectaculars with expensive special effects, no. There is an increase in product placement now though - program producers and networks are well aware that people are growing more resistant to advertising and have access to DVR fast-forward buttons, and see product placement as a new way to make advertising that is both unskippable and subtle enough that the viewer doesn't even know what they are being sold.

    5. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      What advertiser is going to buy into this model?

      The same ones who have already bought into buying ad time in streaming shows on Hulu, Comedy Central, etc.

      Streaming, though, is a PITA: 5 to 10% of the time I hit some "rebuffering" nonsense, and pausing a show often breaks stupid Flash players. Also it makes me consume bandwidth while I'm watching, rather than have the shows I want updated at 4am while I'm asleep and my net connection otherwise unused. Plus, streaming versions on the website are often delayed a week. These are all strong incentives to go download a torrent -- which pays the studios nothing.

      It would indeed serve the studios much better to make official versions available for immediate download, with minimal advertizing -- maybe 15 seconds at the front, 15 seconds at the end, and 15 seconds at halftime for an "hour" long (42 minutes real time) show -- dedicated to a single sponsor. (This is a little different than the plan in TFA.)

      Now, whether this would have saved Caprica, I don't know, never watched it. It's interesting that a pilot for a different BSG prequel, Blood and Chrome, has been green-lighted.

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    6. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      Podcasts have already replaced my drive time radio. I would probably watch them on my TV if there was an easy way to get them on my XBox.

      I would suggest getting a Roku. You can pick one up for as cheap as $60. It will stream Netflix, Amazon VoD, and (soon) Hulu+. Not only that, but their channel store has content from most of the major video podcast producers, including Revision3, TWiT, and Whiskey Media.

    7. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by uberjoe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why does Slashdot link to this crap?

      Because you clicked on it.

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    8. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      But not CNet which is our favorite. I am thinking of a TV PC/Boxee but a Roku is on our list.

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    9. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by delinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, if you're going to test the model it might be worth testing it with a show that's dying anyway. I still don't think it would work - personally I don't like adverts, but if I like the show I'll suffer them, life's far too short to watch poor television just because there are few ads, though.

    10. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by kcitren · · Score: 1

      A&E is also producing great, non-run of the mill, shows. Breaking Bad is amazing. And I'm really looking forward to The Walking Dead. BSG was great [minus the ending], but I haven't checked out Caprica yet.

    11. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The model I'd use is quite simple:
      1. Give away the pilot for free (CC-NC license, tell everyone to share it with their friends).
      2. Work out how much it would cost (including your profit) to film a complete season.
      3. Accept donations towards this target, cancel the show and return the donations if the target is not met by the deadline.
      4. If the target is met, film season 1, release under CC-NC license, encourage everyone to share it, and jump to step 2.

      Basically, but out the middleman. You think a show is worth another season? Put $10-20 of your money where your mouth is. If enough people agree (or a smaller number, but willing to pay more), then you get the next season.

      Because you're releasing the shows under a license that allows free redistribution, people can give a copy to their friends and say 'watch this, it's great!'. If their friends agree, they'll put some money towards the next season.

      This model is actually very similar to how studios fund shows already, only they have an intermediary. The studios produce a pilot and show it to the networks. If the networks think that they can get enough people to watch it that they can make money from adverts, then they fund a complete season. Then they repeat this evaluation for each subsequent season, with the caveat that because their airspace is a limited resource they'll cut profitable shows if they can replace them with more-profitable shows. If you're getting fans to distribute the shows, then the airspace is not limited, and you don't have the extra layer of indirection in the funding.

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    12. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Its a revamp of the supposed open source business model - instead of making *one* product* (the software), you are now expected to make *two* products (the software and the support plan) and give one of those away. Its been suggested for software, music (give the music away, charge for extras such as music videos, interviews etc), games (give the game away, make it back on merchandising) and now hes suggested it for this. Why this makes more sense than just charging for the single product is beyond me (charging in this sense being the ad-supported model that shows are currently using).

    13. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>So lets say I pay $100 a month for 200 channels that is .50 dollars a channel. Tell you what let my buy the channels I want to watch at 4x that and I will be happy.
      Even better make it automated. Charge me for the channels I watch each month.

      They've been talking about a la carte pricing since the 80s. I'm with you - I watch so few channels, that even if they charged $2/month per channel, I'd be paying $10/month for TV instead of the $70 minimum that I have to buy (no real choice in the matter) that I have to get now. Hell, I'd probably even subscribe to HBO, and still pay half of what I do now.

      But then again, that's probably why they don't do it.

    14. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Precisely.

      As I said in another post, episodes cost about 2 million each. An online 30-second ad goes for ~$100,000. That's not enough to fund the episode. His suggested model will merely send NBC/Syfy to bankruptcy as they spend more money (2 million) then they are taking in (0.1-0.2 million).

      And like you I don't buy merchandise. I did when I was a kid, but then I got tired of tripping over models and other crap, so I converted it to cash on ebay. Now I only buy DVDs.

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    15. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Copy what HBO is doing --

      Charge $10/month to gain access? Yeah that won't work for Sci-Fi Channel. It would fail.

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    16. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I think I watch 2 network shows a week, some history channel, sci-fi, Discover, plus TCM.
      For old movies I can go to Netflix streaming.
      I mean do they really want to loose me as a customer?

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    17. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They live in the Dallas area and can get a lot of very good HD content OVA and now they have Netflix streaming. Why spend over $1000 for cable TV.

      Note to self: Don't ever get cable in the Dallas area. Good GRAVY, man, has your mother-in-law considered moving? I can only imagine how badly the prices of other stuff is inflated out there.

      Unless you're referring to some protracted time frame to throw up an alarmist figure, most people refer to their cable bill in terms of month-to-month expenses (i.e. ~$50/month), not whatever range makes it sound scarier (i.e. HOLY SHIT ~$6,000!!!!1! (over ten years)).

    18. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but the fact of the matter is that young people aren't going to be consumers of anything else except free on the Internet. If it isn't free piracy will make it free. Period, end of story.

      Nobody is going to pay anymore.

      The cable TV model, or really any subscription model, assumes that the content isn't available anywhere else. Well, today it is - one person subscribes, records the shows and posts them for the planet to consume for free. Why would anyone put that much effort into this process? Because in many cases they are committed to the idea of piracy destroying the revenue model that the planet operates on.

      Think about it. When the only business model that younger people can envision involves giving away everything and hoping for donations the idea of getting paid for anything anymore is likely to go by the wayside. Today, we have paywalls and subscriptions as well as content being sold in stores and online. Tomorrow, or at least in the near future none of these are going to work, mostly because the consumers aren't going to go along with their side of the bargain. They will not pay because they don't have to and we are pretty much convinced that no power on Earth can make them pay.

    19. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Copy what HBO is doing -- make good programming, with good scripts and not pandering to the "prime time" audience or worrying about adult-themed content.

      You could also substitute "BBC" for "HBO" in that sentence.

      Like every media production company, they both have lots of misses, but their best is generally better than other sources. Sometimes, though, I think that some HBO shows succeed merely because they show naked people. Finding a middle ground where you don't have to worry about every little word in the script, or a little too much violence, or a few sexual situations, and you can produce some very good shows, indeed.

    20. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by lordmage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      His statement is that the Piracy of 60 million will become advertising consumers instead of pirates.

      Meaning if you increase the base, you increase the revenue. Sell something at a smaller price point but sell millions.

      To be rich, invent the PostIt or the Paper Clip and sell billions. Selling 1 huge thing a small amount of times versions constantly selling Toilet Paper. I know who makes the money there.

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    21. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by laffer1 · · Score: 0

      I agree he's not qualified, but it's obvious NBC has serious direction issues. They've been canceling a lot of shows the last few years. It's obvious that most of those shows would only have a small audience and yet they cancel them for that reason. It doesn't matter if it's one of their cable networks or NBC proper, there are management problems.

      I've had little interest in watching new NBC content because if I like it, I know it will be cancelled. At this point, I'm just watching existing shows until they end.

      Maybe some random person could do better than the NBC CEO. I think they should give it a shot at this point.. number 4 and all.

    22. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by tibman · · Score: 1

      The goal is to get the show paid for with a profit. Advertisements aren't the only way to do that. Ultimately you need to get a couple dollars from each viewer per episode. If a show is popular and lots of people watch it, advertisers will pay big money to get their products seen. But if showing those advertisements costs the popularity of a show (or drives people to piracy) then it is a poor way to monetize the viewers.

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    23. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Credibility attacks go both ways, jackass. Who are you to say he's wrong? All you did was post childish insults. You didn't even try to address his argument. The fact that the mods marked you insightful for a post that's nothing but one big ad hominem is shameful. They should have labeled you the troll that you are.

  11. Overpaid and incompetent upper-class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem here is the corruption of business. Greedy selfish people give senior jobs to friends, family and associates not based on skills but rather to "scratch backs". There's so much of this evil bullshit going on, that most of organizations are now composed of selfish spoiled incompetent and uncaring managers. It's no wonder that most businesses provide crappy products and services. If there was any real competition, most big businesses would fail. Face it, the world is in decline due to the degeneracy and over-affluence of the upper-class

    1. Re:Overpaid and incompetent upper-class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the world is in decline due to the degeneracy and over-affluence of the upper-class

      True, but you have to include the indifference and ignorance of the lower and middle classes as reasons for said decline.

  12. I think Taco is correct by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Another perspective here might be that a boring, ponderous show got yoinked because nobody watched it. Just sayin'"

    I tend to agree. I gave "Caprica" a chance, but the story was not compelling enough to hold my interest. I gave up after the first part of the first season and never bothered with trying to watch any of the newer episodes. I keep thinking of the line from the 'reimagined' BSG "The Cylons Have a Plan" ... but the writers don't.

    1. Re:I think Taco is correct by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      Yes. The first several shows are on HULU and I just couldn't get into it. It's one thing to build a story arch but it's another boring you to death doing it.

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    2. Re:I think Taco is correct by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I keep thinking of the line from the 'reimagined' BSG "The Cylons Have a Plan" ... but the writers don't.

      Hahaha, pretty much. I never got over the fact that the Cylon master Plan was... "one of them is mean", so he's being hurful because he's mean. That's all there is to all of the cylon armada's cryptic behavior, just wanting to be hurtful. Pathetic 'writing', that.

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    3. Re:I think Taco is correct by malakai · · Score: 1

      I'm with this viewpoint. I tried, but I found myself wanting to fast-forward past the dialogue. I didn't like any of the characters and rather looked forward to all of Caprica getting nuked. Not a good premise for a show. I find the whole 'prequel' concept a non-starter. Unless you go back and start a new timeline or a new plot that won't end with the original series start point.

      Next show I expect to see canceled is Stargate Universe. I find myself fast-forwarding through about 50% of that show. It's predictable and has too many 'flash-back' and 'flash-to-dream'. Not to mention, at this point, Deus Ex Machania. The ship will be able to do _anything_ and it will end up doing _everything_ they need, just in time.

    4. Re:I think Taco is correct by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      haha, I made it through 1.5 episodes of SGU before giving up.... maybe I'm too old for these kinds of shows now. hmmm. hahaha!

    5. Re:I think Taco is correct by captjc · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nah, I am in my mid-twenties and the show just plain sucks. Just give me my Stargate Atlantis movie already. If their going to rip off the general premise of a Star Trek series, at least pick a good series. Plus it has more personal drama than the "pretty white kids with problems" shows that were popular on the WB a few years ago.

      Stargate Universe = Stargate Voyager 90210

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    6. Re:I think Taco is correct by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You got further than me. I didn't make it through the first episode.

      I do, however, like Caprica. Not all of it, but most of it.

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    7. Re:I think Taco is correct by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      As bad as it was ... it was not nearly as awful as the SyFy "reimagination" of "Flash Gordon" or that awful NBC remake of "The Bionic Woman". I could not get through the first episode of either one of those shows. haha!

    8. Re:I think Taco is correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 troll?

      He's pretty much spot on... but apparently some moderator bias feelings were hurt.

    9. Re:I think Taco is correct by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

      maybe I'm too old for these kinds of shows now

      Or you are a nerd. In that case this show is not for you. Too much whiny human/human stuff. Maybe fine for a certain female audience. I stopped watching when this colorless lacrimal gland got pregnant.

    10. Re:I think Taco is correct by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I agree on the first few episodes. It continues to improve, and continues to become more like SG-1 and Atlantis over time, without repeating the same plots (yet). By the start of season 2 it's fairly watchable. I still get annoyed on some minor points, and I like the Eli character.

    11. Re:I think Taco is correct by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 0

      "The Cylons Have a Plan" ... but the writers don't.

      OMG, that just hits the nail on the head! BSG, fun as it was to watch, was just not in the same league of writing as Babylon 5 where there actually was an overall pre-planned arc. The only problems with the writing in B5 were a result of the network dicking around and not being able to promise a 5th season, so the writers had to wrap everything (Shadow war AND Earth civil war) up in season 4 only to have to concoct an additional story line for season 5. Season 5 had an epilogue feel to it, almost as if it wasn't canon.

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    12. Re:I think Taco is correct by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      ...I like the Eli character.

      Everything before this I completely disagree with you.

      Atlantis and SG-1 were fun and exciting while being reasonably intelligent and very self-aware. Universe is as fun as watching a person slowly age in a nursing home.

    13. Re:I think Taco is correct by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Even an aging person eventually becomes senile...There is hope!

  13. Didn't Like It by artgeeq · · Score: 1

    I found the first season to be really boring and when one summarizes the plot, I think that might become clear. I found the second to be unrelentingly depressing since not a single character had any substantial redeeming qualities.

    1. Re:Didn't Like It by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      There was only one season, they just had a really long mid season break.

    2. Re:Didn't Like It by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 1

      oh, yeah.. I knew that. :) It's one of the other things that was annoying about the show (and the network). By the time the second half started airing, I'd pretty much forgotten what had happened in the first half.

    3. Re:Didn't Like It by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, the same could be said for Babylon 5. It took a very long time before B5 really had its characters developed, and even longer once Sheridan took over the lead role in the second season. But the groundwork really paid off in the third and fourth seasons. Unfortunately, the viewership wasn't there by then, and the show was cut mid-4th-season and JMS's understandable desire to give his audience a finale resulted in him with a whole other year to fill when the show was suddenly picked up after Season 4 was filmed and being aired. The end result, while still quite good, isn't anything compared to what it could have been had the studio fully committed to JMS's 5-year story arc and stuck by that commitment.

      Sadly, SyFy lacks the patience to develop a really good base story, and don't understand that sometimes it can take a year or two before a series gets "discovered", and that series sometimes will make more money from a cult following on DVD release than they ever do while being aired.

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    4. Re:Didn't Like It by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      FALSE. According to J.Michael Straczynski (you know, the guy who created the thing), here was his original plan for the storyline:

      Season 4 Finale: Sheridan captured (cliffhanger)
      Episode 501-503: Sheridan rescued/earth defeated.
      Episode 504-522: As shown: telepaths, Centauri War

      So as you can see, all he did was move 503 back to 421. That's all. Your claim that season 5 was crammed into 420-421 is false and contrary to what the JMS has told us in his own words. Stop spreading misinformation.

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    5. Re:Didn't Like It by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I think we like to re-write that history to give Straczynski an excuse for the bad writing that plagued season 5 (with the exception of the Centauri War.)

  14. Better, original stories and top-notch effects by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My opinion is that spin-off storylines and crappy effects can hurt viewership more than the cable business model. Reality shows and sequel/prequels are no substitute for a good, original story with good writers and actors. (and certainly not wrestling on a sci-fi? channel)
    Look at 'The Sopranos' 'Mad Men' or 'Battlestar Galactica' if you need proof that cable shows can be huge if done right.

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  15. Or it could be because of the ending by anss123 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Knowing how Caprica is going to end killed all interest for me.

    1. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing how Caprica is going to end killed all interest for me.

      Didn't stop Batman Begins and The Dark Knight from being awesome.

    2. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by Zuato · · Score: 1

      We really don't know how Caprica is going to end other than in the Cylon/Human war. The thing that interested me about the series was that it was giving some insight into how the Cylons came to be and why they want to eradicate humanity (and from what they show in the series so far I can't say I blame them).

    3. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Didn't stop Batman Begins and The Dark Knight from being awesome.

      I'm not into "Batman" but I thought The Dark Knight sucked.

    4. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      They want to kill humanity because there's a 16 year old girl inside them and they have daddy issues?

    5. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by Surt · · Score: 1

      I would say its not even clear they were going to get there, since they already had quite a few events that contradicted BSG, and therefore I assumed they were in a different/parallel type of universe.

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    6. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by Zuato · · Score: 1

      She was the start of moving back and forth between the virtual world and the cylon bodies. From what I've seen in the series so far it appears that she and Tamara's trapped avatar were about to begin working together to change the depravity in new cap city. If I take that thought further based on Daniel's new idea to create lasting avatars of deceased people in the virtual world, then they too could be placed into the Cylon bodies.

      So yeah, the basis of her being 16 is a bit of a stretch, but because of her ties and teachings from the church of the one god it's not too much of a stretch to figure out that could be the basis of the Cylons thinking the human race is a cess-pool that needs to be eliminated (think crusades where if you didn't convert you were killed). This is something we witnessed in BSG with Baltar and him having faith pushed upon him by a cylon.

    7. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're an idiot. For most of human history, everyone knew the ending to the stories they heard: what they didn't know was how the ending came about.

    8. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I don't want to know how Caprica's "grim dark" ending came about. Had I not seen nBSG I may have been inclined to give Caprica a chance, but knowing that it's just grim dark emo bullshit I'm just not interested.

      And no, I would not have guessed the ending had I not known about nBSG.

    9. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

      Now that you know how it all ends, have you lost all interest in life?

    10. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by anss123 · · Score: 1

      HAHA. You missed the point however. It's not "because I know the ending" but "because I don't care for how Caprica is going to end."

      There is a difference.

    11. Re:Or it could be because of the ending by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Or BSG. We knew the cylons would nearly wipe out the humans, they'd flee, and eventually find Earth. We the same level of story framework for Caprica. The what isn't the interesting part, anyway, whether it's fiction or history... the hows and whys are what a story interesting.

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  16. I LOVED BSG by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    and when I originally head about a spinoff, I was thinking "Great, the Cylon war!". It seemed like it'd be a home-run, start with the launch of Galactica, and you've got potentially years worth of adventures, and plenty of opportunities for great combat scenes in a setting that already proved that people would like it. Then I heard about Caprica, and I was confused. Then I actually watched Caprica, and I was even more confused. Oh, not by the story, it was easy enough to follow, but by the fact that they thought it was a good idea. Forget about the plot holes that were big enough to fly Pegasus through, the story itself just seemed like it was targeted at a completely different audience than BSG was.
    I tried to get into it, but after a while, I just found hitting play on the DVR was a chore, not something to look forward to, so I gave up on it. As for it getting canceled, I'd probably have never noticed if I didn't read about it on slashdot.

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    1. Re:I LOVED BSG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who thought Caprica was a good idea? God, probably. God said it had to happen, so it happened. You don't need any more information than that.

    2. Re:I LOVED BSG by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      The problem is that is WAS targeted at a different audience. I can remember seeing interviews with Moore, when they first announced it, where it came right out and admitted that they were aiming it at a different demographic because they wanted to pull in more women viewers. I think they were aiming for a sci-fi themed soap opera. All they ended up doing was alienating their fans.

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    3. Re:I LOVED BSG by PaulMeigh · · Score: 1

      I guess the travesty that was Caprica makes more sense now. Thanks for posting this. Reminds me of this PA.

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/10/

    4. Re:I LOVED BSG by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      What they should have done was "desprate housewives in space".

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    5. Re:I LOVED BSG by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, that PA pretty much sums it up.

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    6. Re:I LOVED BSG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought BSG already captured that theme pretty well. And I still loved it.

  17. Interesting Timing by Glenstorm · · Score: 1

    I just "canceled" it from my Hulu queue. There were a number of reasons for me but the top three are:
    The show was way too slow for me.
    It felt more like a corporate drama than a sci-fi story. The only thing sci-fi about it was that it happens in the future. I'll admit it I am a simpleton. I want my sci-fi to have lazors and space battles or dragons and wizards.
    That long break between seasons mentioned above didn't help.

    1. Re:Interesting Timing by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it happens in the past. BSG was also in the past. Hope I didn't spoil it for you.

    2. Re:Interesting Timing by GameMaster · · Score: 1

      Ironically, even BSG had projectile weapons. It was one of the things I liked about it because its, relatively, realistic. It doesn't look like anything is likely to surpass projectile weapons in efficiency for a long time, if ever, in the real world. That said, there were plenty of other things in Caprica that sucked such as the slow pacing and the horrible angsty drama.

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    3. Re:Interesting Timing by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It felt more like a corporate drama than a sci-fi story. The only thing sci-fi about it was that it happens in the future.

      Well then you better not read any Heinlein or Asimov stories. They are basically about humans like us, but set in the future, and they involve almost no laser shooting or spaceships. In fact most of Asimov's stories are a lot like our society, but with the addition of robots. Such as The Caves of Steel or Robots of Dawn.
      .

      >>>dragons and wizards.

      That's not science fiction. That's fantasy fiction, and it belongs in the same genre as Harry Potter, Xena, Hercules, or Buffy.

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    4. Re:Interesting Timing by unitron · · Score: 1

      I'm holding out for space battling wizards and dragons with laser breath.

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  18. A fan when it was scifi, not syfy by chtank · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In case you have not noticed, it seems that the syfy channel is showing anything but science fiction and made the switch quite some time ago. I really believe that the producers have no idea what scinece fiction really is or who the classic scifi authors might be.

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    1. Re:A fan when it was scifi, not syfy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrongfully assuming that the script writers actually read anything sci-fi.

    2. Re:A fan when it was scifi, not syfy by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      Yeah I haven't watched the channel in a long time, it used to be one of the few staples I'd automatically turn to. I don't watch as much TV as I used to but their programming really has gone to hell. Let's see what's on today:

      7am-1pm 6 episodes of Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files - maybe a little science, and only some fiction that the producers could throw in to make it exciting
      1pm-9pm 8 episodes of Destination Truth - which to me sounds like the exact same paranormal show above
      9pm Fact or Faked again
      10pm-11pm 2 episodes of Hollywood Treasure - another antique show...?
      11pm Destination Truth
      12am Fact or Faked again!
      1am The Midnight Meat Train - without saying anything about how good the movie is, it's labeled as a crime/drama/horror/mystery/thriller
      3am Dracula III - hey sympathy points here for at least showing something in season

      Where is the Science Fiction!? It'll be mixed emotions when this channel finally goes off the air (btw is that term still relevant?) because it'll be one less channel of drivel but I still miss what it used to be when it played back to back to back to back sci-fi movies and cartoons.

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  19. And it just happened again. by Spinland · · Score: 1

    Thanks for summing up my own stance so nicely. Very into BSG...Caprica not so much (not at all).

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  20. After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    After the Battlestar Galactica finale proved that the writers had no plan except to pull a gigantic deus ex machina to resolve all their lose threads, I have lost interest in the franchise.

    And the retconning... the horrible retconning... They fooled me once, I'm not giving them another chance.

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    1. Re:After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The bit that stuck in my craw was when Cavil went off on his monologue about how humanity needed to be punished for what they did to his ancestors (the chrome cylons created in the colonies) but only a few episodes previously he had taken great delight in subjugating the Raiders and the new Centurions - how did the original cylons like this? Plot hole?

    2. Re:After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by fmobus · · Score: 1

      One should consider how the humanoid cylons were created: they are a result of cooperation between the arrived-from-nuked-earth-final-five (who had resurrection) and and the centurions (who had hybrids). Cavil hacked the centurions so that they wouldn't be capable of sentience and critical judgement. He did so by installing the "telencephalic inhibitors". It is quite clear that the centurions did not appreciate the idea, given what happened when the other cylon-humanoid faction removed the inhibitor from a centurion by season 4.

    3. Re:After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Cavil went off on his monologue about how humanity needed to be punished for what they did to his ancestors (the chrome cylons created in the colonies) but only a few episodes previously he had taken great delight in subjugating the Raiders and the new Centurions

      Whatever worked for that episode was done for that episode, whatever didn't work anymore was retconned or "god works in mysterious ways". Anyway, Calvil was the only atheist on the show, and therefore he was evil incarnate, he hurt the chrome heads because he's mean, and the Cylon Plan was to be mean, simple as that.

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    4. Re:After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Cavil went off on his monologue about how humanity needed to be punished for what they did to his ancestors (the chrome cylons

      Have you not studied history?
      Leaders often commit the very crimes they Claim they are against.
      Cavil is no different.

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    5. Re:After the BSG finale: No more galactica for me by he-sk · · Score: 1

      It's actually a very human trait -- criticizing others for behaviors you engage in yourself. I didn't think it a plot hole, it explained a lot about who Cavil is.

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  21. Good by s-whs · · Score: 1

    "The sci-fi TV series Caprica, a prequel spinoff from Battlestar Galactica, was just canceled by the Syfy channel. In response to the cancellation and the recent theme of many similar good sci-fi shows

    What do you mean 'good sci-fi shows'? Caprica's pilot was good although ended poorly, then it went downhill fast with mafia type rubbish, and just crap like some woman being married to someone 20 years younger or something like that and more rubbish, and this being some sort of lifestyle. Sci-fi? I vaguely recall seeing her or someone looking like her in another crap series, Rome. Perhaps it wasn't her, but she has the face for this sort of situation. Why you may ask? Because actors are chosen for certain parts, how they look, etc., so for a series with lots of soapy drama, people with soapy drama faces get chosen.

    Take Stargate universe. Before the first episode came on TV (or PC) I read somewhere it would have more drama. I watched the first episode, saw them coming through the stargate on the ship far away, and it was going so slowly (pauses between one, and the next coming through) with such camera work, that I said to myself "they were right, it IS more drama. Also, the faces of the actors told me enough, esp. one of the women (Chloe?), damn, that's just straight "as the world turns" material.

    Please cancel stargate universe or put in a daytime slot and say it's a soap opera. It's not sci-fi, it's interesting/good drama, it's just boring, pathetic soap opera rubbish.

    So, to get back on topic: I disagre with the statement from the poster about quality sci-fi getting cancelled, at least in these cases :)

    1. Re:Good by pooh666 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more...

    2. Re:Good by X3J11 · · Score: 1

      Take Stargate universe. Before the first episode came on TV (or PC) I read somewhere it would have more drama. I watched the first episode, saw them coming through the stargate on the ship far away, and it was going so slowly (pauses between one, and the next coming through) with such camera work, that I said to myself "they were right, it IS more drama. Also, the faces of the actors told me enough, esp. one of the women (Chloe?), damn, that's just straight "as the world turns" material.

      Please cancel stargate universe or put in a daytime slot and say it's a soap opera. It's not sci-fi, it's interesting/good drama, it's just boring, pathetic soap opera rubbish.

      I could not disagree more. Yes there's drama, and maybe it's a teensy weensy bit soap opera'ish, but the science-fiction part is thoroughly enjoyable. The cast is great, the acting is great, and the production values are great. Your comment about the camera work doesn't strike me as being "more drama", rather it's comes across to me as better film making. SG:U is more serious and less campy (not that Stargate was ever really camp, save for a few episodes here and there) than its predecessors.

    3. Re:Good by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is wrong with drama being the meat of a SciFi TV show? I always thought that the best SciFi is that where the SciFi itself serves only as a backdrop, a support for the story and the characters, a background which would not otherwise be possible in contemporary or historical settings. I dislike shows that focus on the "cool factor" of SciFi. Most often than not they lack depth. SciFi is about making the spectator think.

      I remember a scene in "War of the Worlds" which has always stuck with me. It's the one where the hero is hiding in a demolished house while the Martians are combing the area in their great Machines. He likens the feeling to the one a rabbit must get waking up in its burrow one day to find the forrest being utterly wiped out by a construction site. All this destruction, these huge things you cannot understand and all you can do is to hide, tremble and hope they won't turn over a root or a piece of rock and find you.

      That scene would have not been possible without SciFi. There's nothing in human history that can replicate the horrible feeling of a human being literally looked down upon like vermin (figuratively, yes; literally, no). It's a very novel and unsettling feeling. The rabbit analogy was great, it was necessary, but it was not enough by itself. And the entire scene (as well as the book) is ultimately about human drama, not about the aliens from outer space.

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    4. Re:Good by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like SGU's first 5 or so episodes.
      Why?
      Because they are constantly on the verge of death, such as running out of air or water or shields.

      But then after that, they stabilized every on board and ran out of ideas. So the writers turned towards political crap with the Lucian Alliance, and it has been just as boring as the SG1 episodes about politics. Ick. I'd rather be watching Seasons 6 and 7 of Atlantis, because I liked the people better and the premise.

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    5. Re:Good by jasenj1 · · Score: 1

      I'm also not liking the political drama on SGU. It seemed to me they have plenty to work with trying to figure out the ship, explore new areas, stop at interesting planets along the way. But they've dropped that for "ooo, let's have some bad guys drop in and create TENSION." Yawn.

      I also only watched Caprica for a few episodes. Never hooked me. Not sure why not.

    6. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, that great SciFi is about exploring the human mindset in how it deals with technology. You pointed out a perfect scene, in regards to how the dramatic tensions could not be done without the alien conquest backdrop. I'm not saying you feel the same way about BSG or Caprica, but that's been my major beef with calling either of those shows science fiction. In my opinion, none of the dramatic elements for the entire BSG series needed the scientific backdrops that was provided - we have perfect allegories in today's world all around us to create all the same dramatic tensions that was provided. Those two shows are space opera, but not scifi, IMHO.

    7. Re:Good by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Because there is well done sci-fi drama, and pubescent teen series style drama.

  22. It was boring, and then it went away by Punto · · Score: 1

    after like 10 episodes it disappeared, and when it came back I had forgotten about it. the did that with BSG, but BSG had a lot of hype going for it, Caprica didn't. The only thing in the show that promised to be interesting (Tamara Adama in crazy virtual gangster world) turned out to be a waste of time storyline, so who cares?

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  23. Except Caprica wasn't Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caprica was a teenage drama about a stupid teenage girl in a robot body.

    When I started watching Caprica, I was excited to see something chronicling the origins of the cylons. Is that what I got? Nope.

    I got hannah montana with robots.

  24. Good riddance by emt377 · · Score: 1

    While the story line was arcing, the script was really garbage. The characters were so cliche and overdone it was cringe worthy. It was visually dull. Uneventful. Uninteresting. Meaningless. Meh.

  25. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Try Idiocracy...

    Oh wait, that's a documentary...

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  26. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by wlad · · Score: 1

    Well, the old scifi series such as Star Trek were utopian instead of dystopian. I think it's more like a sign of the times that everything on the future is dystopian these days. Not even suspension of disbelief can help people imagine a future where things turn out good for everyone, anymore.

  27. Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model?

    How about the failed sustainability of a bad spin-off of a great series?

    1. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model?

      How about the failed sustainability of a bad spin-off of a great series?

      Eh. More like the failed sustainability of the spin-off of a series that pissed everyone off with its horrible ending. I followed Galactica religiously right up until the last episode. Then I regretted having wasted so much time on it, and sure as hell wasn't willing to give Caprica a chance.

      Building up the story to make ever more interesting episodes is only a good thing if you actually know how you're going to wrap it all up ahead of time. Leaving it up to the writers to come up with an explanation that ties everything together at the last minute will inevitably result in crap that cheapens the entire series.

    2. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Except we're talking about Caprica ... a spin off of the new BSG ... there is no 'great series' involved here, just two shitty ones with writers who have no freaking clue where they are going even though in both cases the ending was essentially already written for them.

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    3. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I followed Galactica religiously

      Wait, was that irony? ;-)

      Am I the only one who saw the final episode, thought "well, that was unsatisfying" and walked away from it to other things? It's a new geek meme now to say you liked the series but despised (*DESPISED*, I tell you!) the ending. It joins the others such as "I liked the Matrix, but the sequels were crimes against humanity" and "Dug Babylon 5, except season 5 which was worse than all the Nazi atrocities combined."

      Any others? Oh, yeah, "Star Trek -TNG was great, but not seasons 1, 6 and 7 which were worse than the diarrhea from a rabid gorilla."

      Then I regretted having wasted so much time on it

      Why? if you enjoyed yourself at the time, how does the ending change that? It's just a fantasy show. Who cares?

    4. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'm in the minority here when I saw that ending coming about 10 episodes out.

      Still loved the series and was surprised that they made such an obvious ending.

    5. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Star Trek -TNG was great, but not seasons 1, 6 and 7 which were worse than the diarrhea from a rabid gorilla.

      It was season 2 that sucked the most, and you KNOW it was because of the writer's strike!

      It's just a fantasy show. Who cares?

      Waiiiit a minute... You're not one of us! GTFO of /.!

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    6. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I saw it coming as well, but was still all meh about it. It worked better for me to have the series events happening in Earth's future, but, well, what can ya do?

      Although I do have to give some credit to a finale that has "150,000 years later" before its final scene. ;-)

      But then to have our potential future robot overlords presaged by a Honda ASIMO didn't exactly strike dread in me. :D

    7. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >Am I the only one who saw the final episode, thought "well, that was unsatisfying" and walked away from it to other things?

      If I can read "almost everything after the start of season 3" in stead of "final episode", then no. You aren't the only one.

    8. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Wait, was that irony? ;-)

      No, it was a pun.

      Am I the only one who saw the final episode, thought "well, that was unsatisfying" and walked away from it to other things? It's a new geek meme now to say you liked the series but despised (*DESPISED*, I tell you!) the ending. It joins the others such as "I liked the Matrix, but the sequels were crimes against humanity" and "Dug Babylon 5, except season 5 which was worse than all the Nazi atrocities combined."

      I understand your feelings on the matter, but I'm not sure exactly what it is that I said which fits in that category. What, I'm not allowed to despise something? I found it significantly worse than unsatisfying. I didn't say things like, "my childhood was raped" just that I really hated it.

      Then I regretted having wasted so much time on it

      Why? if you enjoyed yourself at the time, how does the ending change that? It's just a fantasy show. Who cares?

      Because it was a continuing storyline. What you learned on that final episode affects the story of the episodes I had previously enjoyed. The first time I watched them, it seemed interesting and I wanted to know what it meant. When they showed me what it meant, now I know it wasn't interesting at all.

    9. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      but I'm not sure exactly what it is that I said

      Sorry, I was speaking of the geekworld in general in that bit. :-) You have to admit those qualifiers seem to be bolted on to a lot of comments.

      I actually enjoyed Matrix 2 and 3 because I went in expecting big, loud SF action flicks and nothing more. On that level they worked as well as any other in the genre. I sort of liked the idea that the whole thing was a persistent computing error the AIs just couldn't eradicate, so they keep resetting the initial conditions when the program goes too nonlinear. I guess the remnants of humanity reduced to a hacked up workaround appealed to the misanthrope in me.

      When they showed me what it meant, now I know it wasn't interesting at all.

      OK. I guess I expect the worst, so I try to enjoy the journey while it lasts.

    10. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was speaking of the geekworld in general in that bit. :-) You have to admit those qualifiers seem to be bolted on to a lot of comments.

      Like I said, I understand the sentiment. Although I have to say, "Dug Babylon 5, except season 5 which was worse than all the Nazi atrocities combined," was pretty funny, and I chuckled.

      OK. I guess I expect the worst, so I try to enjoy the journey while it lasts.

      Well, I thought about all the horrible explanations they could have come up with, but if I were actually expecting them to go through with any of them, I wouldn't have watched it to begin with.

    11. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who saw the final episode, thought "well, that was unsatisfying" and walked away from it to other things?

      Possibly. I saw the final episode and thought, "wow! That made the pain of the last two seasons bearable." I don't tend to nitpick shows. Hell, I've already had to supsend belief to buy that there are robots walking around with that much power. The fact that they wrapped up most of the ridiculous amount of loose ends in a couple of episodes in what I considered a fairly grand fashion was good enough for me.

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    12. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It was season 2 that sucked the most, and you KNOW it was because of the writer's strike!

      Holy shit, you've gotta be kidding. Was season 2 bad? Yes. But is there anything on TV even approaching how bad season 1 was? Fuck no. Three words for you: Code of Honor.

    13. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by tibman · · Score: 1

      Because you become invested in the thing and the characters aren't just in a fantasy show but in a Story. Who would tell you a story with a total shit ending? nobody would, the story would die and nobody would care. But because the story is on-going we don't have this option and hope that when the story concludes it will be just as awesome as the opening lines.

      Lost also had a shit ending.. i felt robbed : )

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    14. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It was season 2 that sucked the most, and you KNOW it was because of the writer's strike!

      Holy shit, you've gotta be kidding. Was season 2 bad? Yes. But is there anything on TV even approaching how bad season 1 was? Fuck no. Three words for you: Code of Honor.

      *Wiki*... OMG! Too Short a Season was not a season two ep... I am ashamed to admit that I was completely wrong on that count.

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    15. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Endings are seldom as satisfying as the build-up (no sex puns intended). There is a reason for this, and it's not because so many endings actually suck, it's just human psychology; it's because one of the primary bases of human entertainment *is* the mystery and anticipation; the sense that there is something beyond our imaginations holding us in awe - the mystery seems to hold boundless potential, potentially beyond our own imaginations even, or so we perceive. We wait for something big, something interesting, something amazing --- but when we reach the ending, the mystery and anticipation has to be removed, and in its place is something that can pretty much *only* be more mundane than the sensation of wonder we had before, because the moment it is realized, it becomes real, so to speak. What holds us to a show is a series of small mysteries and usually one or two bigger mysteries. Remove the mystery, and a normal human response is, "hmm, is that it? is that all?".

      The same principle is more clearly evident in horror movies, and is why I've always found them anti-climactic. The initial 'horror' is not of something scary in the movie that we are presented with, but of something scary we aren't presented with, and it's this mystery that taps into our deeper more primitive sense of fear of the unknown --- it's scary *because* we don't know what it is, which means it could be anything, even something beyond our ability to imagine it. But the moment they reveal what the 'monster' or 'killer' or whatever is, it's projected out of the bounds of the unknown and into something real and imaginable and therefore more mundane than we'd imagined. Oh it's just a serial killer or oh it's just a monster or whatever. More successful horror movies only recover from this by distracting you at this 'revelation' point with suspense in place of horror (lots of chases and close shaves etc.). But once you see the same pattern, almost all horror movies seem like basic variations of the same formula.

      Ironically, since I stopped expecting endings to be 'amazing', I enjoy shows more, I just take it for what it is. Something some human writers wrote to entertain, not something incredible that's going to blow my mind.

      I was enjoying watching Caprica, but I actually 'discovered' BSG (believe it or not) through Caprica. So I didn't "know the ending", or any of that, it was all just new to me.

    16. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It's okay, your brain probably tried to wipe season 1 from your memory, and alas, as a consequence, you conflated that shit sandwich with season 2, which wasn't nearly as bad, not the least because of the truly great episode "Q Who".

    17. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's okay, your brain probably tried to wipe season 1 from your memory, and alas, as a consequence, you conflated that shit sandwich with season 2, which wasn't nearly as bad, not the least because of the truly great episode "Q Who".

      Thanks for your understanding; on the plus side: I can now say I'm a FORMER trekkie ;)

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    18. Re:Failed Sustainability of the Cable Model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I liked the Matrix, but the sequels were crimes against humanity"

      They made sequels to the Matrix? That's news to me.

  28. No great loss by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

    No great loss.. obviously there was some mileage in a backstory about the origin of the Cylons, but not a whole series. Incidentally, if you're in the UK then you've only seen the first 9 episodes of 13.. the remainder should be on in the New Year.

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  29. The endings of BSG and Lost are partially to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think another partial reason for the lack of ratings is that a large segment of the target audience recently got burned by the endings of two popular shows. The final seasons and series finales of both BSG and Lost might have been emotionally satisfying from a character standpoint, but from a plot perspective, they both proved that the writers were simply making it up as they went along. (The ending of BSG made the entire history and culture of the Colonies pretty much pointless as well, but that's a whole other issue.) None of the new genre "mystery" shows, weather it be Caprica, The Event, or Rubicon, are doing all that well in the ratings. Granted, not all of them are amazing shows in their own right, but I think part of it is that viewers simply aren't willing to invest in a "mystery" show when the writers have proven time and time again that they won't actually deliver a consistent answer when it comes to the "mystery" aspect of the show.

  30. and this is why it sucked by alen · · Score: 1

    one whole season and they still had only one cylon
    the whole idea of making a human mind out of essentially a google search sounds extremely stupid
    no leading character. was it supposed to be adama or the kid from breakfast club?
    too much emphasis on the side story inside the computer

    story moved way too slow. with the big risk they took they didn't have time to build the story over a few seasons, they needed to get to the point fast and explore in future seasons

    art is business first

    1. Re:and this is why it sucked by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      > the whole idea of making a human mind out of essentially a google search sounds extremely stupid

      This!

      Also, he was in Some Kind of Wonderful, not Breakfast Club

    2. Re:and this is why it sucked by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      I tried to stay with Caprica for awhile. I watched the whole first season (although, there were only like, what, 9 episodes in the first season? I'd hardly call that a whole season), but I had one problem with the show - I disliked each and every single one of the characters in the show. I kind of wanted them all to die (which, since we know the ending, at least gives the viewer a tiny little bit of satisfaction, I suppose - "at least all these #*%-holes are gonna die". And I'm usually a very empathetic person. Actually - I like one guy, sorta kinda - The lab assistant kid who was working on the cylon prototype. But even him I didn't really feel much empathy or sympathy for, but at least I didn't actively hate him.

      When writing something, I think you need at least *one* or two characters that most of the audience can identify as a reasonable 'protagonist'. When the audience dislikes everyone, why do they care about how events unfold? I mean, from an abstract moral standpoint, you can paint it as a hypothetical study of an advanced, powerful culture bringing about it's own demise - how the corruption and moral decay (the nominal 'good guy' hiring 'the mob' to break into his competitor's lab to steal a prototype; the general moral lattitude of the culture - as presented in the very first scene of the series with all the people in the virtual reality, the reactionary religious fundamentalists who want to correct the moral problems, but who themselves are morally corrupt, etc.)

      I think, however, when presenting such a story, for most people, you need to make the abstract more concrete by having at least that one or two people who seem to have at least some redeeming qualities.

      The other problem I have with the show is that they consistently asked you to buy into premises that were just plain stupid - like the company which created the AI chip which was stolen NOT having design schematics and be able to just fab another part. I'm sorry, but nobody in engineering has a prototype but no design documents/data/CAD files/etc. Stealing a prototype part from a company would at best get you the ability to try to reverse engineer the part - it wouldn't stop them from building more. That's just one example, off the top of my head. I just remember thinking to myself multiple times throughout the show that the writers were idiots because key plot points seemed to hang on something which made no sense.

    3. Re:and this is why it sucked by paimin · · Score: 1

      He's the kid from Some Kind Of Wonderful, not Breakfast Club: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000655/

      You're confusing him with Anthony Michael Hall.

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  31. He probably could have by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lack of cocaine and an ability to determine which shoe goes on which foot in the morning may be the edge required to be a better manager than the CEO of NBC. The "rock star" MBA CEO type may be entertaining but they are very rarely effective.

  32. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, good luck with that. One of the most important things the future will bring is biotech, esp. life extension and rejuvenation. It's happening whether we want it or not. But try to discuss life extension with supposedly forward-thinking people like on tech sites, and watch the knee-jerk fear and conservatism. The same people who have no problem giving birth in hospitals, living in climate-controlled homes with fridges full of food and driving around in technological cocoons suddenly think life-extension is "unnatural"... Hysterical.

  33. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Informative
  34. Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by The+Breeze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Caprica wasn't bad. Wasn't the best thing on TV, but wasn't bad. But, much like BSG, SyFY didn't know what to do with it and tried to milk it for all it was worth and killed it in the process.

    Stupid, stupid stunts like calling NINE SHOWS a "season" and postponing new shows for almost a YEAR. Who can follow a complicated story arc after that?

    And horrible, horrible publicity. In 1978, many people enjoyed the Cylon ride at Universal Studios. Although there were a few billboards and a window painting in Hollywood during BSG 2003's last season, and the Vanity Fair spread was a nice touch, often it seemed that BSG was the bastard child of Universal. Even though BSG was owned by Universal, there was NO promotion of BSG when I went to Universal Studios during season 4! A golden opportunity to promote a show in a venue that people from all over the country visit, and there was NOTHING for BSG except in a privately owned comic store on the Citywalk. Lousy, lousy promotion. Yet disposable crap like the "Mutant Shark of the Week" or whatever is everywhere.

    It is obvious that SyFy has no clue whatsoever what to do when it somehow stumbles on decent programming. Even as the critics were raving about BSG being "the best thing on TV" Universal/SciFi did not know how to pitch it, nor did they seem to want to try.

    1. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair, Universal did try to run a couple of episodes of BSG on NBC and see if it could gain traction off of cable. Even if they have no clue how to do it, they did try to give it a shot. It definitely could have been promoted better before the attempt though.

      SyFy seems to just keep going down hill though. There used to be several series I would watch. I had alot of doubts about Caprica, but it turned out to be decent. I'm still hanging on to the new Stargate series mainly because there is so little sci-fi left to watch.

    2. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by dcray2000 · · Score: 1

      I agree totally here. Essentially, SyFy has become the masters of killing a good show.

      Here's their board room meetings:
      Let's cut down the number of shows so there's less advertiser revenue overall.
      Let's not advertise the shows to save on costs, people will just come and watch.
      Let's break the seasons apart so that people only get a small glimpse at one time and there's no room for depth.
      Let's cluster all the shows together twice a year and show them all at once so for the other 60% of the year we can show nothing but crap shows and B movies.
      Let's drive all our investments based on who watched the show live and on cable, because in the modern world, we all have cable and the internet is only for web pages.
      Most importantly, if the show is doing well, we should move it to a time after everyone has gone to bed, or show our 1.7 million viewer show at the same time as other networks are showing their 25 million viewer show.

      Listen, I'm not saying Caprica was the greatest show ever, it actually wasn't that great. But I like it, it was mildly interesting how they delved into the virtual world, the back story, and the moral dilemmas. They had a chance but it's clear that SyFy just wants to kill their good shows because they're ignorant of the coming trends.

    3. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by tgd · · Score: 1

      Running a few episodes at a 10:00 (IIRC) timeslot on a *Saturday* is not how you "try to run a couple episodes".

      That came across as an attempt to see if they could pull more viewers than the junk normally on on Saturday nights with a production cost they've already covered, not an attempt to see if the series could stand on its own in prime-time.

    4. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by ahecht · · Score: 1

      I visited Universal Studios just before Season 3 started, and they were handing out "Battlestar Galactica: The Story Thus Far" DVDs to everyone as they left the park (if you don't remember, that was a 1-hr special designed to get new viewers up to speed that Universal aired on NBC, SCI-FI, USA, Bravo, Universal HD, and Sleuth, and which they made available online for free).

    5. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      You're luckier than I was, then.

    6. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by daveywest · · Score: 1

      Canceling Caprica frees up more time for WWE wrestling – Because we all know that's what I tune into a channel named SciFi to watch. Cable is about developing a genre and packaging thematically similar programing onto one network. SciFi died when they rebranded.

    7. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      Stupid, stupid stunts like calling NINE SHOWS a "season" and postponing new shows for almost a YEAR. Who can follow a complicated story arc after that?

      So you're saying that it was Moonlighting in space? Damn, I wish I had cable now.

    8. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by cpufrier37075 · · Score: 1

      My schedule does not allow for watching a series in anything like real time. Very busy for several months, then a few weeks of off time. Series with definite story lines can't be viewed now and again or out of sequence so I accumulate them and watch them as a block. Wonder how common this is and how it affects the ratings. That said, i did view the first series of Caprica and found it boring. Of course not so much as Wrestling or ghost hunting.

    9. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Stupid, stupid stunts like calling NINE SHOWS a "season"

      They didn't. Season 1 of Caprica is actually 20 episodes long, and as far as I know, they've all been filmed so we'll probably see them appear on Hulu.com even if Syfy yanks the show off the air.

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    10. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a lot of good shows, like this one, have been lost in the wind at sci-fi (I refuse to use their attempt at internet speak of a name), I think they've really just moved on. It seems obvious at this point that Caprica, no matter how good it was to be, simply couldn't compete with the ratings for another wrestling slot....and really, that's what sci-fi guys are wanting more of.

    11. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by tahuti · · Score: 1

      You are aware than in some countries you can get only 6 episodes season. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_program#Development

    12. Re:Screw "SyFi" or whatever they call themselves. by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      God Bless America, then.

  35. Speaking of wrestling on "Syfy" by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    So, we know wrestling is pretty much scripted, but how many times do I get home to the TiVo to find that the first 15 minutes of a show I recorded have been taken over by a wrestling "overrun". So I can't even watch the show I recorded anyway because the last 10-15 minutes haven't been recorded for me. Then I have to somehow track a rerun down, if they have one.

    Some of the shows I record are in the hope the show will get better eventually, I am looking at you Stargate Universe and Sanctuary, so my motivation to track down a full version of the show to watch is minimal anyway. Sure, I could go online, but I like the lean-back mode of watching TV programs.

    That has to be killing some of the ratings as well...

    1. Re:Speaking of wrestling on "Syfy" by ByOhTek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sanctuary is interesting, it's so hit or miss with good/bad. They can do good, just not consistently.

      I know what you mean about SGU. This is the Syfy channel, not the Soap Opera With Space Ships channel. I think that's 192 or something.

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    2. Re:Speaking of wrestling on "Syfy" by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I watched the first season an change episodes of Sanctuary, I really wanted to enjoy it for the same reason you mentioned. The show has so much potential that it just can't seem to reach.

    3. Re:Speaking of wrestling on "Syfy" by borcharc · · Score: 1

      SGU will be dead latter this year thanks to its move to Tuesday night. Whenever TV wants to kill a show they start moving around its schedule.. Every scifi show i can think of started on Friday and ended up on some odd ball weekday, before DVR's i couldn't even find them sometimes.

      SGU is a big budget show for Scyfi, they want to spend the money on wrestling... Once SGU is done, all ties i ever had with Syfy will finely be severed. In the famous words of dick cheney, go fuck yourself.

    4. Re:Speaking of wrestling on "Syfy" by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      I liked the first season of Sanctuary for the most part... then they basically skipped all of the interesting stuff between season 1 and season 2, totally obliterating the plot that they spent all of season 1 building up. Then they knocked off Ashley, who along with Magnus provided an interesting mother/daughter dynamic, in an effort to be "bold." At that point, the show seemed to lose most of the storyline and mostly became a "monster of the week" feature. They replaced Ashley's character with Kate's, whom I just found downright annoying, not to mention she was accepted way too quickly for someone that was responsible for Ashley's demise. But wait! It's scifi, so, according to the same producer that said they killed Ashley to be bold, they said they may bring Ashley back at some point.

      Anyway, a few episodes into season 2, I lost interest and haven't been back. After realizing there were 3 episodes I hadn't watched on my DVR and that I didn't care that I didn't watch them, I just deleted the series recording. I just don't care anymore... I only spent this long writing because I thought the show had some real promise, but they deliberately killed it.

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  36. Enough. I'm through. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From now on, unless they finish the damn series, I'm not even watching the first episode. I'll catch them all if and when it's over.

  37. This is slashdot by frozentier · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow this has to have something to do with Windows sucking, Steve Jobs being a vampire, or a Linux kernel update.

    1. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Union, Caprica doesn't watch you!

    2. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't see the Caprica episode with Linus guest staring?

    3. Re:This is slashdot by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, "vampire" and "sucking" have a common theme, but I'm having trouble working in "kernel update". (I guess Linux should have been named "Vlad-The-Impalix".)

      Work out that little bug, and we'll get the screenwriters on it.

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    4. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well "Steve Jobs" and "sucking" have a common theme as well.

    5. Re:This is slashdot by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Somehow this has to have something to do with Windows sucking, Steve Jobs being a vampire, or a Linux kernel update.

      And please try to explain it using a car analogy.

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    6. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux and sucking fits quite well too.

    7. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vladix?

  38. Well I liked it. by aapold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it was flawed. I liked it in spite of that, perhaps even for some of those flaws. Yes, it could frustrating, yes, much of the characters were not likeable or identifyable (no "everyman" character). But it was trying to do something, really, it was. The acting and production values were top-notch, and they really did delve into all manner of interesting topics for debate, from morality to philosophy to the nature of humanity. And we just got one payoff this week, a nice action sequence with a cylon followed by an iconic phrase ("by your command") at the end. I guess we can re-edit that scene to be syfy headquarters. I'll miss caprica. It was the last reason I had to tune into the pathetic shell that occupies what was once the Sci-fi channel.

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    1. Re:Well I liked it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only part about it that I liked was that it reintroduced the idea of virtual reality into pop culture. Maybe someone somewhere will get the idea to relaunch VR into the consumer market and actually succeed.

      I mean, it's 2010 already. Where is my VR headset?

    2. Re:Well I liked it. by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Caprica to me seemed like it had 3 major plot lines with a fourth really slow plot line. The major ones: one god terrorist thing, the teenage girls trapped in a video game thing or the thinking cylons thing, the graystone business thing. There is a huge problem with that. Unless you have enough story for each plot line to fill an episode with only that plot line, your are screwed. Switching between each plot line in a single hour gets old fast. They should have had an episode of just one plot line with a hint once in a while for the huge slow plot line (the cylons rebelling and starting a war with the 12 colonies). Think about the X-Files. They had something similar. They had the monster episodes, the evil paranormal episodes, the alien taking over the world episodes, all with a hint (once in a while) as to what happened to Mulder's sister. I know the main story arc was the government hiding the existence of aliens and/or working with aliens. Caprica should have done something like that with it's story arcs. There is some overlap with the business and the 'alive' cylons, but that helps tie the plots together.

      I know I'll be flamed to no end for my take on X-Files, but that is just how I saw it. I did not watch the last two season of X-Files at all.

    3. Re:Well I liked it. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Top-notch production values and acquired-taste niche programming are not a good combination. You can't get an expensive program going on a small viewership.

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    4. Re:Well I liked it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Deleted it from the DVR timers. Don't care if they show the final five (haha) next year or not. I've switched to watching TV online and will dump cable soon. Upgrading my broadband to 50Mbps next week with a bigger cap. Broadcast TV is DOA.

    5. Re:Well I liked it. by neurophil12 · · Score: 1

      I'll second that sentiment. I can easily see how Caprica failed to catch on, and so maybe I should blame the writers for not making something that would draw a wider audience, but at the same time I think maybe I'm glad they made what they did for a season and change rather than risk making a POS show just to draw an audience. There probably is a well-balanced show somewhere in there that the writers and producers could have created, but I don't know that they would have found it even if they sought it. I suppose you could argue BSG did it.

      The ambiance coupled with the themes that joined personal/emotional with grand questions about humanity, politics, and justice made for something truly striking and worthwhile to me. I will miss Caprica.

      As for the Sci-fi channel in general, I'm as sick of the lame movies and ghost-hunters crap as anyone, but while I don't watch them regularly Warehouse 13 and Eureka are both solid shows, and I'm fully enjoying Stargate: Universe (even if it is just a cross between Stargate and BSG).

    6. Re:Well I liked it. by Homburg · · Score: 1

      Unless you have enough story for each plot line to fill an episode with only that plot line, your are screwed. Switching between each plot line in a single hour gets old fast.... Think about the X-Files.

      That model worked pretty well in the X-Files, and in lots of other shows, but I don't think it's necessary, and it can backfire - consider, for example, Fringe, in which the backstory is really interesting, but the "monster of the week" structure of most episodes is extremely dull. I read an interview with the BSG creators somewhere, in which they said that Syfy wanted them to make BSG more episodic and less focused on the overall arc, but when they tried this they just made the show less interesting to regular viewers without attracting any more casual viewers; so it makes sense that they've largely dropped that episodic structure for Caprica.

        I do think that viewers are becoming more interested in and accepting of shows where the focus is the over-arching story arc: BSG would be one example, another would be Mad Men (The Wire would be an even better example, but probably not the best example to give to a network wanting to make a quick buck); I never watched Lost, but everything I heard about it from fans was about the overall story, not individual episodes. This mode of structuring TV probably fits better with the the internet and on demand (so you can easily catch up on missed episodes) and DVD sales (so you can re-watch the show as a complete work); perhaps the problem is that Syfy aren't factoring this into their calculations of the financial return on the show.

  39. I feel the same way about Firefly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel the same way about Firefly.

    1. Re:I feel the same way about Firefly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Firefly was actually good.

  40. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by twidarkling · · Score: 1

    It's called Star Trek. We've both been there, and done that. The major problem is that if the future is a shiny, happy place where everyone gets along, you don't really have a show. Plot is driven by conflict. You need some form of antagonist, which means a true utopian setting is fraking boring. That's why even Star Trek had unreasonably belligerent species like the Klingons, Romulans, etc. Man vs. Environment doesn't make for a good TV series, and Man vs. Self isn't good for ensemble casts and protracted plotlines. So, that leaves Man. vs. Man, so, fighting and dystopia it is.

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  41. Why is this bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is just a soap opera with robots.

  42. Themes too mature by Exp315 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is sad news. I thought Caprica was even better than BSG, one of the best new SF-themed shows. Compare this to major network drivel like "No Ordinary Family", a cartoon remake.

    My own opinion is that the themes in the show were too mature. They were aimed at viewers over the age of 12. Future writers are probably learning that lesson.

    1. Re:Themes too mature by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It did have many dark and mature themes. There were many interesting ideas embedded in the story as well. They also had quite a few really well done scenes.

      However, I think they lacked good pacing. The story seemed to plod along clumsily. It was almost like watching a television show directed by Stanley Kubrick (whom I love, but who clearly draws certain scenes on way too long).

      One part of the story that I found truly absurd and overly drawn out was when Stoltz's character was repeatedly attempting to torment his dead daughter that he believed might be inside the Cylon. It was completely warped, sadistic, hard to believe, and overly drawn out. The multiple experiments to convince himself just seemed to make it feel drawn out, while making him look like a sadistic prick.

    2. Re:Themes too mature by thygate · · Score: 1

      how can you say it was better than BSG ? The "new" BSG series was epic, Caprica was a load of crap. When i saw the last episode yesterday i was wishing it would be canceled. It's just terrible.

    3. Re:Themes too mature by tgd · · Score: 1

      It was completely warped, sadistic, hard to believe, and overly drawn out. The multiple experiments to convince himself just seemed to make it feel drawn out, while making him look like a sadistic prick.

      And there's no possibility that the writers intended to make him look like a sadistic prick?

      I assume you're one of the people on here who didn't watch season 1.5? (Because the answer to that should be obvious in that case...)

    4. Re:Themes too mature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if they'd dealt with those adult themes through the eyes of someone who didn't act like they were 12, we might have been able to relate. I got bored of coming of age crap when I, you know, came of age. Stick that stuff on the Disney channel where it belongs.

    5. Re:Themes too mature by bolthole · · Score: 1

      I agree with your first premise. ALthough I read it as that he was torn. Doing a "tough love father" thing, but doing it wrong. and the "wrongness" was a deliberate character flaw, not bad writing.

      The really sad thing, is that they mixed "really adult, high-brow" stuff, with "twilight" level stuff.
      So you have pandering to teenieboppers on half of it, but trying to cater to a "hard sci-fi" crowd in the other half.
      Bad mix - you alienate both your audiences that way.

      If you split it into two separate shows, one or both of them might have really caught on.

    6. Re:Themes too mature by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Stanley Kubrick (whom I love, but who clearly draws certain scenes on way too long).

      Heh, try watch Gerry by Gus van Sant.

  43. Re:The endings of BSG and Lost are partially to bl by emt377 · · Score: 1

    None of the new genre "mystery" shows, weather it be Caprica, The Event, or Rubicon, are doing all that well in the ratings. Granted, not all of them are amazing shows in their own right, but I think part of it is that viewers simply aren't willing to invest in a "mystery" show when the writers have proven time and time again that they won't actually deliver a consistent answer when it comes to the "mystery" aspect of the show.

    Mystery? What mystery?! I don't recall a single mystery in Caprica, it was more like straight-up chronicling. If there was some mystery, even a little, it might have had non-zero interest. It was just so cliche and predictable it couldn't die soon enough.

  44. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by maxume · · Score: 1

    Maybe. Star Trek as Federation Propaganda is a fun thought process.

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  45. Meh by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    A boring series that nobody watched got cancelled. Big deal.

    All his nonsense about the non-sustainability of the cable television model is bunk, too; SyFy's shows were available on iTunes before NBC pulled them; that didn't really change much. That's the point, anyhow, that the fact that a show was produced for cable doesn't preclude it from showing up on iTunes, Hulu, Netflix, etc.

  46. Nooooo!!!!!!! by Fartypants · · Score: 1

    Aaargh!!! Oh, the anguish of being a fan of slow-moving sporadically entertaining cerebral sci-fi!!

    I do believe the show had hope, but it certainly suffered from the same problems that affect almost all long-story-arc television these days: 1) the producers don't know how many years they are going to have to tell the story going into the project. (In LOST, for example, this resulted in a good 2-3 seasons of 'filler material' during which the show became so convoluted that basically everybody stopped caring enough to try to understand it. 2) the shows don't provide any resolution of major plot points on a season-by-season level. 24, of course, is the best example of a program doing this well. Every season there is resolution of the main plot. Mad Men also, has a separate central theme for each season which is fully explored and then discarded by the next season. Caprica didn't have that. It just sort of slowly ground on, and given the producers had no idea how long it was supposed to go on for, it's difficult to bring major plot points to satisfying conclusions in a timely enough schedule to keep audiences satisfied.

    But I, for one, was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt... Oh well, now I guess I'll have to turn all my attention to the new Sherlock Holmes on PBS. Go Sherlock! (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/sherlock/watch.html)

    1. Re:Nooooo!!!!!!! by delinear · · Score: 1

      If they didn't aim for such long arcs in the first place it might help. Assume your show is going to be around for 2 or 3 seasons max, and build your arc around that, and stick to it - have some artistic integrity and don't play a series out way past its natural experation date using tedious filler. That would keep the scripting tight and the viewers interested. I know networks would hate it because they'd have to find yet more new shows, but still, aiming for 3 seasons and delivering a quality product that will sell into syndicates and shift merchandise for years has got to be better than aiming for 7 seasons and getting cancelled halfway through the first.

  47. Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what was the point, anyway? Supposedly there were only a limited number of different models, so how come none of the original actors appeared in the series?

  48. There was a BSG sequel? by grapeape · · Score: 1

    I used to watch SciFi Channel nearly all the time, but when all the psychic and ghostbuster wannabe shows started popping up I spent less and less time watching the channel. I made it through the first 2 seasons of BSG but then lost interest and since changing providers almost 2 years ago I still couldnt even tell you what channel # its on. Anyone remember SciFi friday? All evening it was good sci fi programming what in the hell made them loose focus on something that at least based on those around me had to be doing at least ok. Oh well at least there is still BBC America.

  49. Not a problem with viewership by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

    The problem was the show. It just wasn't that good. It was OK. But the ONLY reason it was OK was because there is no other good Sci-Fi on TV except Stargate Universe, and even that isn't great.

    Gone are the days of good sci-fi shows that are light and fun to watch while still invoking that sense of wonder and inspiration that lets you detach from the present world and wish you were part of this future or alternate world. Stargate Universe and Caprica are perfect examples. They eschew the fun parts of sci-fi for what production studios and writers deem as a necessary foray into the "drama" or "darker" side of things, when all we want are good shows like the sci-fi classics yesterday such as Stargate SG-1, Star Trek TNG or DS9 (or even Voyager!), or Babylon 5. The difference is all those shows DID have a "dark" side, but it was kept separate from the feel-good parts of the show. The parts of shows that made people say "wow, if this is how the future is going to be I can look forward to it!". Most of the sci-fi around now makes you go "ugh" because it just isn't fun to watch.

    I miss good sci-fi. And I am willing to bet a lot of others do too, especially based on the cancellation rate of sci-fi shows and the fact that the big networks just won't pickup a big sci-fi show anymore. Thing is, if someone would just stop this whole move into "drama" for the sci-fi genre, I think the viewers would come back in droves.

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    1. Re:Not a problem with viewership by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "But the ONLY reason it was OK was because there is no other good Sci-Fi on TV except Stargate Universe, and even that isn't great."

      I'm hoping that the cancellation of this show opens room for some new good science fiction. Show cancellation isn't always a bad thing. When a bad show is canned, that can free up money, people (production staff - costumes, set designers, special effects and sound effects pros, etc) to go work on something else, which may be better. Caprica was a bad show that deserved to die. End of story. I look forward to what some other writers come up with next.

      SGU I'm still sort of unsold. The show has potential but has been going nowhere for most of the first season. However, the first season of the original SG-1 kind of sucked in my opinion (others may disagree), but I thought SG-1 got a lot better over the course of the second and third seasons. SGU has been 'good enough' that the writers and producers could really bring the show into it's own in this second season - I guess time will tell. But the clock is definitely ticking on SGU - I think it hasn't been 'good enough' so far to keep the series going into a third season if they don't really get it to be more interesting going forward.

    2. Re:Not a problem with viewership by delinear · · Score: 1

      Gone are the days of good sci-fi shows that are light and fun to watch while still invoking that sense of wonder and inspiration that lets you detach from the present world and wish you were part of this future or alternate world.

      Clearly you need to watch more Doctor Who :)

    3. Re:Not a problem with viewership by bolthole · · Score: 1

      sadly i think SGU is going downhill. They're degenerating into "throw in alien of the week" concept.
      I found the original "internal struggles/mutinies" conflicts, were much more interesting.

      And dammit, will they stop pretending to kill chloe's dumb-jock, and REALLY KILL HIM already?!?!
      Ugh.

    4. Re:Not a problem with viewership by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The second season of SGU has already started. It's a definite improvement over the first, but it's still not quite there yet.

    5. Re:Not a problem with viewership by yomammamia · · Score: 1

      I am starting to lose faith in the prospect of SGU turning out appreciable. It is using too many replicated neo-trends none of which have actually been tried and fully proven. The novelty may have pulled in crowds to begin with but I suspect that may be wearing thin as more and more find themselves disappointed. The lost style habit of jumping to some soap opera of a character's past life or fantasy meat and potatoes life has successfully ruined two or three SGU episodes for me. These don't do anything but try to force a story into a story which is barely related or productive. It's like watching two programs at once, one of which is totally uninteresting, and all you want is the actual real story to progress. In fact, either way, nothing much seems to progress. Series are dragging out story lines and episodes more, which makes it quite risky for the viewer to waste their time on especially when they have experiences unsatisfactory conclusions. BSG started ok, it got a bit annoying at times, but also had some interesting things. Then it farted out a joke of an ending so boring in my perspective that I'm not entirely convinced that I definitely saw it, and perhaps was mistaken. At least with conventional Science Fiction such as Star Trek, Stargate SG1/A, B5/Excalibur, Starhunter, Red Dward, Lexx, Farscape, Space above and Beyond, pretty much everything and so on, most episodes stand alone while the overall store line blends in to this well or only takes a bit of an episode here or there. This formula is ubiquitous because it works well. What neo-sci-fi is doing is replacing many of these atomic sci-fi stories that give use quick satisfaction with pointless soap-operas that do nothing but beat a dead donkey around the bush ad infinitum. The result is that stories drag on for ages and seem to torture the viewer while providing no satisfaction. Every time something is finally resolved, there are a handful of new mysteries and hopeless situations facing the characters with the overall result of the story appearing to barely progress at all. You start to wonder if you're watching yet another show that turns out to be purgatory, or if perhaps you yourself are in purgatory because the drag of these shows is intolerable. I consider this a "noise" problem. These styles add a huge amount of detail, but not all of it is truly relevant or interesting. I don't really want to have to wait weeks and weeks to get the conclusion of some interesting Sci-Fi story so that some pretend space pilot can have a tantrum having arbitrarily found out that their partner cheated on them. I don't want every single character's vain psychosis's and traumas to be explored in excruciating detail sprawling several seasons to the extent that you feel more like a psychologist or therapist than a casual viewer. If I wanted that, I would go watch a soap opera or get a degree in psychology or apply for a job at the suicide hotline or date an angsty teenage emo-girl. It's not that I want shows with nothing but robots, it's that there's too much human drama for anything else to actually ever happen. Having being disappointed by BSG, losing interest in Lost after it lost the plot a couple of series in, not being able to tolerate more than two hours of FF13 I am now very reluctant to invest my time or interest in entertainment following these new paradigms. You can accuse me of being ADHD or "not giving things a chance" if you want. As I see it, if I have to commit so much in terms of time sitting there bored waiting for some interesting development that may never occur, even if the result is entertaining, it sucks. This is why I never even gave Caprica a second thought and committed my self to not getting into it.

  50. Nothing to do with business model by Evro · · Score: 1

    The show was stupid. It was cancelled because it sucked. Poor attempt to piggyback on the popularity of a great show (BSG). Don't overanalyze this or try to glean any special insights. Bad show sucks, aired on bad network, is cancelled. The end.

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  51. pearls wrapped in manure thrown before swine by nten · · Score: 1

    The show had some interesting themes. Its the only mainstream-ish media that I have seen address uploading and its implications even semi-intelligently. But those interesting themes were surrounded by the most boring writing I've ever endured. It was all so predictable and cliched that I had to force myself to watch for the bits of real sci-fi. Gladiatorial combat between virtual teenage girls? Really? And yet the monologue during the fight addressed how a copy of a person isn't the same person, starting from the first diverging experience. A sci-fi theme if I ever heard one. Very mixed feelings about this, hopefully someone will pick up the memes and wrap them in better writing.

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    1. Re:pearls wrapped in manure thrown before swine by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      But those interesting themes were surrounded by the most boring writing I've ever endured.....And yet the monologue during the fight addressed how a copy of a person isn't the same person, starting from the first diverging experience. A sci-fi theme if I ever heard one. Very mixed feelings about this, hopefully someone will pick up the memes and wrap them in better writing.

      This is how I felt about dollhouse. It had very interesting ideas that just never went anywhere. It sounds like Caprica wrestled with the same ideas just as well.

    2. Re:pearls wrapped in manure thrown before swine by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Gladiatorial combat between virtual teenage girls?

      Damn you, I liked the show until you said that. I swear it made sense at the time, but now that it's written out plainly in front of me, it's incredibly stupid.

  52. The writers missed a far deeper storyline. by siglercm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Caprica had a chance to develop as much thought-provoking depth as the new BSG, but for some reason the show's premise went in another direction. Maybe it was just so the whole show could revolve around a young, cute Zoe??? Ratings, ratings, ratings! How can such a great idea fail?!

    The potential for genius in these series was the dichotomy of the Cylons as monotheists who believe in an imminent and transcendent God versus the humans who believe in a worldly pantheon. Why would the once-mechanical Cylons believe in the concept of God? How could this happen with machines? This is the dilemma that needed to drive Caprica, but the creators/writers blew it big time. "I've got it! The avatar or 'spirit' of a monotheist Caprican will be transferred into the original Cylon. That's how they come to believe in God! Plus, that Caprican can be a cute, sexy young girl!!!" Lame!

    The question they should have explored is how the Cylons came to their faith. The dilemma they could have developed is, did the programming of their consciousness/AI evolve to develop transcendent spiritual dimensions, or were the Cylons touched by God and given an inextinguishable spirit by him? Mind you, this may be too religious a storyline to be popular, or for a major production company to sign off on....

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    1. Re:The writers missed a far deeper storyline. by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      I think I might be half a season behind (the last episode I saw was when Zoe was driving at a roadblock) but I thought she was a great actress and there was a lot more to come out of her relationship with her father.

      What I really liked is the story of morality is told backwards. In BSG who's good and who's evil is clear until later on. In Caprica, everyone's on their own side, struggling with something major and morality is relative. Presumably it would go on to become more good vs evil.

      The problem seems to be that you have to cater to people with the attention span of a bored 11 year old who forgot his ritalin. If you don't have whizz-bang big drama in the first episode, you're going to get cancelled.

      Crusade was one obvious one, Defying Gravity another.

    2. Re:The writers missed a far deeper storyline. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      There was another option, which I was wondering if they were going to dare to do: that the God as understood by Cylons was a necessity of their programming/command structure, so essentially was just an elaborate fiction designed by the programmers for their own ends, eg simplify control of artificial intelligence.

      It would take balls to describe the Cylon God pure fiction, as those that believe in God in the world might not like the allusion.

      Gawd, I do hope that we get to see what the purpose of the Zoe Avatar was, as it was foreshadowed in the pilot but we haven't seen much traction that direction. Now that Zoe is in the game world, and no longer in a cylon, I think that arc is likely pretty dead, anyways. Too bad. Well, I hope Walking Dead doesn't suck.

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  53. Simple answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody gives a damn about Caprica.

    Nobody ever did.

  54. The problem was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the confusion between soap opera in space, and actual sci-fi writing.

    If they had stuck with the sci-fi part, the series would have more popularity for sure.

  55. Re:The endings of BSG and Lost are partially to bl by Ksevio · · Score: 1

    What about the mystery of how it took 1.5 years to get from the pilot to the end of one season?

  56. Sy Fy is crap these days. by rossdee · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How about they cancel the frakking wrestling, or at least move it to another channel. Wrestling is not SciFi by any definition. Theres a lot of other crap on there that is arguably not SciFi either.

  57. The Main Reason Why Kethinov's Solution Won't Work by Wook+Man · · Score: 1

    You have to be able to measure advertising. I like the idea of no DRM and such on the downloadable content as much as the next person here. But the reality is that TV creators must be able to measure how many sets of eyes see the adds, and what kind of eyes they are. TV ratings are not about which show is most popular. TV rating are about who's watching, and what value those viewers have to advertisers. Without metrics like "how many" and "what age/gender/ethnicity/etc" it is a very hard sell to advertisers that have limited budget to spend, and want to spend it on the best possible audience for their products.

  58. Stargate Universe to follow by argee · · Score: 0

    Stargate Universe is going to follow. Just watch.
    Dark scenes, absolutely boring episodes. We just
    sit around waiting for it to get better, but it
    does not.

    The last episode, the one where the guy gets the
    blue growth on his arm, was dreadful; just
    plain dreadful.

    Where the other two series, the original one with
    the G'uld, and the later one in Atlantis had a
    good story line with good filming and effects,
    Universe has poor shooting and poor storylines.
    The premise; ie, the spaceship lost in space is
    not bad, but the implementation sucks.

    1. Re:Stargate Universe to follow by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Dreadful? Really, Dreadful? You are being way too nice!

    2. Re:Stargate Universe to follow by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It may not be that good, but it's also a major anchor holding them to the "what was" of SciFi network. It's like a failing rudder on a ship at stormy sea - it's not steering in the right direction, but it's better than being merely tossed upon the waves.

  59. Damn by rogabean · · Score: 1

    This was the only show I was actually watching currently. And seriously? Waiting till sometime beginning of next year to give us the final 5 episodes? That's just a huge fracking slap in the face.

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  60. No! Argh by Skull_Leader · · Score: 1

    This is so much the suck. I really liked this show and it is what pushed me into watching the reboot BSG series (I didn't have cable when it came on the first time). Why did I like it? Well for one, it was different. It wasn't about high action all the time, but offered a more philosophical kind of series. I also loved that it was connecting all the pieces and back story that set the world of BSG. Seeing the how cyclons came into being and why, plus the growth and change of the Adama family was really fascinating.The mixture of past and future tech gave it a nice switch up as well. Now how are going to find out what happened and why? SyFy, or whatever cute thing they are calling themselves these days, really just ended any interest I had in watching the channel. Most of the rest of their titles and showing are b-list at best. The BSG/Caprica line what the only good thing they had. Such a shame.

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  61. It sucked, that's why by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    It was not the business model, it was the show. I haved watched all of Caprica so far, and for a show about killer robots, it's very low on the killer robot quotient. I know Moore said it was about a collapsing society, but I came for the killer robots. BSG: Blood and Chrome, which will replace Caprica, should be much better for that. While some of Caprica was intriguing, such as V-World, other story lines were blah. Too much of painting a society (in essence Moore's view of our society), and not enough boom-boom If I want to watch that kind of show, I will watch the History Channel. I want to see robots with guns for hands again... got that SyFy

    1. Re:It sucked, that's why by m509272 · · Score: 1

      Well if you watched the show last night, you got robot using guns so it would have likely have progressed into that as part of the story line discussed sending battle robots to Tauron.

    2. Re:It sucked, that's why by Reapman · · Score: 1

      I had to google this BSG: Blood and Chrome.. I got out of BSG sometime in the 2nd season, and reading about Caprica reinforced that I made the right choice. However this Blood and Chrome thing.. this looks sweet. I hadn't heard of it before thanks!

    3. Re:It sucked, that's why by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      I saw Tuesday's show, and while good (and so far this season is better than last's). It is now the second season (or season 1.5) and other than Phiimon getting killed, the bar room shoot-up was it. And still no guns for hands I say bring on Blood and Chrome

    4. Re:It sucked, that's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not enough boom-boom

      Gawd, you must be twelve years old. Go watch a rerun of TMNT and leave the grown-up shows to grown-ups. With a 10pm showtime, I don't think they were targeting your demographic anyway. BSG was 50% body language, 40% talk and politics, and no more than 10% action. Despite that it had a good, albeit short run and was popular with both guys and gals in the 20+ demographic.

      Btw, no flame intended.

  62. This guy is way off base on some things... by neolith · · Score: 1

    I think he's right to look at piracy as competition. But his cures are worse than the disease. I mean, give away your shows, simultaneous to air time, in hi def, with no interstitial ads. Just because any other way would not be competitive with piracy. Balloney.

    First, if you want a high def copy of the show, you're going to wait an average of 24 hours. If the big networks streamed high def copies of the show in real-time, that is already a huge competitive advantage! You could air it with full commercials for the first 24 hours easily without turning away the audience. Maybe 24-48 hours after the show has aired, you can turn off interstitials and just go with an opening 30 second ad. This would also recognize that one of the chief annoyances to anyone discovering a show and catching up to it would be sitting through the same stale interstitial ads over and over again as they plow through a show.

    You don't have to beat a competitor at every level to be competitive. The content producers have the following competitive advantages.

    * They own copyrights and they are legal.
    * They can release their material at the same time as the show airs, or even BEFORE if they choose.
    * They can release pristine copies in high def.
    * They can properly support subtitles easily.
    * They are easy to find, and their websites SHOULD be free of malware.
    * They can hold archives of past shows in an obvious, easy to understand, search, and index way.
    * They can monitize some of these perks (early showings, subtitles, etc) with a subscription model if they choose to.

    I'd almost prefer a model where I don't subscribe to channels per se, I subscribe to shows. I buy "season passes" to my favorites for $15/season. I'm sure they'll figure it out, but them "figuring it out" will not be them giving away their product, for free, in high def, with no restrictions whatsoever. If this character was NBC's CEO, they'd go bankrupt.

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    1. Re:This guy is way off base on some things... by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      First, if you want a high def copy of the show, you're going to wait an average of 24 hours.

      I'm not sure if you are saying "this is the way the networks should do it" or "that's how long it takes for an HD copy to appear on file-sharing sites".

      If the latter, that's flat-out wrong, as I have recently seen shows up as fast as 38 minutes after the end of the first broadcast. My DVR screwed up on "No Ordinary Family", and I noticed the upload time of the torrent showed that.

    2. Re:This guy is way off base on some things... by neolith · · Score: 1

      I'm just speaking from personal experience. Well seeded, reliable, hi-def shows seem to take about 24 hours to appear on the torrent sites I frequent. YMMV, and there may be outliers.

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    3. Re:This guy is way off base on some things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this URL at about 11:30pm Eastern time and see what is available.

      Generally, that night's entire lineup of all broadcast networks (and most important cable shows) will be there at that time.

  63. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    The major problem is that if the future is a shiny, happy place where everyone gets along, you don't really have a show.

    Why are the extremes the only choices?

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  64. Did anyone watch it? by CompressedAir · · Score: 1

    I only saw previews for it during Stargate Universe, and based on that Caprica didn't look very good.

    If anyone watched it, I'd like to know how it fared on the spectrum of Firefly -> BSG -> Space 1999.

    Is it worth seeing when it gets to Netflix?

    1. Re:Did anyone watch it? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      But now what is going to make Universe look good? Caprica previews where the uglier chick standing next to the ugly one.

  65. Good... by MadMorf · · Score: 1

    Caprica was a terrible show.
    Cylons are spoiled teenaged girls, deep down, where it counts...

    Pthththt...

    Good riddance.

    Make more episodes of Stargate Universe...

    1. Re:Good... by thygate · · Score: 1

      Seconded

  66. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by huiwe · · Score: 1

    It all depends on your baseline of miserable/happyness. If your utopia is threatened the loss is that much greater than if your baseline is pretty miserable already. Miserable, grey, claustrophobic, misanthropic. It just doesn't float my boat. That's for 14 year old goths isn't it?

  67. OOOOO YEEAAHHH!!!! by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    YEH! less of this Sci-Fi shit and more Wrestling!!!!

    ugh... they should cancel that whole fucking channel....
    if they were worth anything they would've picked up Enterprise when UPN dropped it (and changed the opening song, ye gods...) and they would've given JJ Abrams as many blow jobs as he needed to bring firefly to sci-fi.....

    but no.... they're more interested in becoming like SPIKE... good riddance.... first Caprica, then Universe? well, there'll be nothing left for me to watch on that channel...

  68. trend by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    SyFy has had an endless sequence of short-lived series for the past few years, and most deservedly so. SOSOADS: Same-old-"stuff"-on-a-different-set. And they spend all weekend re-running fourth rate monster/disaster movies. I don't bother tuning them in for anything but Eureka anymore.

    If they need a new business model, it's "come up with a good idea and stick with it". Or maybe science fiction just can't compete against sitcoms with jiggly tits and a gay man to be the butt end of all the jokes. If they're in it for they money, they should be selling porn.

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  69. Shows about Virtual Worlds = FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was true with VR5 and it is still true today. Shows about Virtual Worlds = FAIL. It doesn't matter how much blood and sex appeal they try to insert, unless the characters mean something to the viewers and it feels real, it doesn't matter in reality. More gold spandex and closeups can't hurt - I'm just sayin'.

    I'm surprised that Syfy's Sanctuary hasn't been canceled too and what's the deal with all the "ghost" crap. Ghosts don't exist any more than god or GOD does. Pure fantasy folks.

    The actors aren't to blame as much as the writers. All the "Lost" clones this season should die too.

    Where are all the Saturday morning cartoon spin-offs from Avatar? Clone Wars may be the best TV on TV these days. Sad, I know.

  70. Summed it up nicely by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    I watched the first couple of episodes but it just drained my enthusiasm, just like BSG did only quicker (I managed up to halfway through series 2 of BSG - and a few "check if it's still the same" viewing after that: it was). The story wasn't that compelling and what the hell point was there making the Cylon mute - when other, smaller, older robots could talk? Apart from that, it suffered from all the drawbacks BSG had and added a few new ones, such as characters I felt no connection with.

    While I mourn the loss of another sci-fi series, I can't say I'm sorry to see this effort cancelled.

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  71. Oh feldercarb!!! by CaptainAmerica1941 · · Score: 1

    Now we won't get to hear frak used in every other sentence. So much for it making the OED.

  72. Who should really do Scifi shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never really thought that Scifi would work on commercial tv... yeah stargate SG1/atlantis did well, but still never really hit the look and feel I would like from a scifi series (although it was better than nothing)... What makes most sense is to get HBO or some other subscription channel to do a really good movie-quality series on hard-scifi, rather than a drama series with sci-fi tones (i.e. the SGU series, although it is getting better)... lastly, I do believe that caprica was growing into a good show, the first season had its' major faults, but the second season was maturing...

  73. Boringstar Gacraptica by ishpeck · · Score: 1

    Kethinov speaks the truth. The show was lame even after it had an actual premise (human survival in the brutal cosmos). Why should it be any fun BEFORE they have anything to do and AFTER we already know how anticlimactic humanity's fate is?

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  74. BSG Baggage finally caught up with it by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if it weren't for that horrific last episode of BSG more people would have given it a chance.

    I for one had no interest in any prequel or sequel after that.

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  75. Perhaps credit should be given where it's due... by Garwulf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find tech commentators very funny at times. There are quite a few who are writing good, incisive stories, but at the same time there are a large number who have either disconnected from reality, or just aren't giving credit where it is due. I think it's because some people get a sense of superiority by declaring that "X is a dinosaur business model, and I'm smart enough to see it!" The writer of the original article falls under one of the latter categories.

    Here's the thing - most of the suggestions he made were implemented in some at least a year ago. From the article:

    "All of NBC Universal's properties should immediately begin offering full episodes in high definition on the web. These episodes should be available online at the same time they air on cable TV. Delaying the posting of these episodes to the website will only drive people to piracy."

    This one has been happened for at least two years, by my count. It may not be high-definition, but most shows ARE put on the web the day after they air. Geographical boundaries are enforced, but that probably has more to do with broadcast rights than business models (if you've given your broadcast rights in Britain to the BBC, for example, you're not going to undercut them online).

    "Episodes offered via this medium should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays. Interstitial advertising will only drive people to piracy, which shows no interstitial ads."

    Already the way it's done.

    "No DRM should be used to protect against consumer copying or saving of the episodes from the website to their computers. This will only drive people to piracy."

    Can't speak to the DRM side (I've never tried to copy a show, I've only just watched it). But I know that the BBC allows downloads of shows, and it wouldn't surprise me if other stations did too.

    "The online episodes should be the same high quality aired on cable TV. Reduced quality will only drive people to piracy. Bandwidth costs can be reduced by leveraging bit torrent."

    As far as I know most are offered in at least standard definition. I know that the BBC, for example, also offers downloads in HD, and it wouldn't surprise me if others do too.

    "A subscription service should be offered which completely eliminates all advertising for the subscriber and offers other benefits, such as discounted merchandise and other additional services above and beyond the basic TV content without ads."

    Well, this might help, and to be fair, as far as I know the television stations don't offer this. And, it's not a bad idea. So, point to the author on this one. But, at the same time, it should be pointed out that what the consumer is interested in is the show, and they're already getting that for free - so there wouldn't be much incentive to use this service in the first place.

    "Nothing behind the subscription paywall should be something that can be pirated. Services and physical merchandise cannot be pirated."

    Okay - this one needs a reality check. It's a television network - what services precisely is it going to offer? Anything audio-visual in nature can be pirated. And, as far as physical merchandise goes, there is an entire market out there of cheap knock-offs - which is a form of piracy.

    "But it's not just NBC Universal. It seems like every major TV company is playing with fire by ignoring the internet."

    Um...right. Which is why most networks have websites on which you can watch their programming, as well as launching on-demand services.

    So, to sum up - the author of this article is ignoring what television networks are actually doing so that he can prop up a straw man and declare them to be following a dinosaur business model. If he was writing back in 2006, he might have had a point. Unfortunately, he's writing in 2010, and the person who is behind the times in this case is him.

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  76. Mod parent up! by Randwulf · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Syfy has been invaded by wrestling (that properly belongs on SOAPnet) and wild goose chases (Ghost Hunters, Destination Truth, etc.) and other crap and they cancel shows like Caprica. It's becoming unwatchable.

    1. Re:Mod parent up! by PhrstBrn · · Score: 1

      The sole reason they changed the name to SyFy was so they could put the drivel on the channel.

      "We're no longer SciFi, we're cool, we're hip, we're Sifee. We air hip new shows for the new generation involving ghosts and wrestling."

      If they wanted to do science fiction shows they wouldn't have changed the name. Mark my words, five years from now they won't be airing any new scifi shows, since it's evidently clear the managers of the network don't want their network to be scifi shows anymore.

  77. Got cancelled, GOOD by thygate · · Score: 1

    The first part of season 1 was reasonable and had some interesting concepts. But GOD, it was simply horrible since the second part. It was an embarrassment to the BSG franchise. Frankly, i'm glad they cancelled this piece of garbage.

  78. It couldn't be because Siffy aired 1 season over 3 by VShael · · Score: 1

    calendar years, could it?

  79. Sucked like BSG and SGU by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    I've been watching Caprica, and Stargate Universe. Both suffer from the same disease that infected BSG from the start: Tooooo much 'Fi', and not enough 'Sci'. Do we really have to sit through 57 minutes of character/story-building crap to get 3 minutes of the science-y part? Cripes, these new sci-FI's are more like soap operas than anything else - a total fucking snooze-fest. These writers better get over themselves and figure out what makes a sci-fi show cool to watch. Hint: If it could happen in a western or a soap opera, cut it from the script.

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    1. Re:Sucked like BSG and SGU by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Word up dog.

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  80. Another show watched, another cancelled by m509272 · · Score: 1

    We watched it and although we didn't like it at first, we stuck with it and it got better. So instead of being able to watch something that was at least getting interesting we get to watch more weight loss shows and wrestling, yeah. This was our only reason to watch SyFy. Bye Bye.

    1. Re:Another show watched, another cancelled by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      We watched it and although we didn't like it at first, we stuck with it

      And now it is our preciousssss...

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  81. as much as I hate comcast they need to buy nbc sav by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    as much as I hate comcast they need to buy nbc and save SCI-FI.

    stuff like wcg ultimate gamer needs to be on g4 and not SCI-FI

    move the WWE to any other network

    fund a SGA mini series or movie to end the show.

    move the top shows back to Friday.

  82. Nothing new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His proposal. A rough condensed translation would be networks need to reduce budgets by 90% or more and effectively go nonprofit to compete. It's called PBS and it's drowning. Going internet only is hardly a fix given the severely limited profits and some of us are under draconian caps. I'm finding it tough to stick within my cap just watching a couple of one minute clips a day with normal surfing. Hour long shows are out of the question. Bandwidth usage would go up exponentially and no one is ready for that one. He's proposing exactly what I've heard proposed a 1000X before on Slashdot but you'll notice no one in the industry is proposing a similar model. It's not greed it's the fact it'll never cover production costs even if everyone worked for minimum wage. Most of the similar services are surviving off content that has already had it's nut covered through traditional services. I've yet to hear of a service surviving off all internet only 60 minute shows. FYI I realizing people would like commercials easier to avoid by putting them at the beginning and end of shows but oddly enough advertisers are less inclined to pay for them when no one watches them. Just trying to be realistic.

    "All of NBC Universal's properties should immediately begin offering full episodes in high definition on the web. These episodes should be available online at the same time they air on cable TV. Delaying the posting of these episodes to the website will only drive people to piracy.
    Episodes offered via this medium should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays. Interstitial advertising will only drive people to piracy, which shows no interstitial ads.
    No DRM should be used to protect against consumer copying or saving of the episodes from the website to their computers. This will only drive people to piracy.
    The online episodes should be the same high quality aired on cable TV. Reduced quality will only drive people to piracy. Bandwidth costs can be reduced by leveraging bit torrent.
    A subscription service should be offered which completely eliminates all advertising for the subscriber and offers other benefits, such as discounted merchandise and other additional services above and beyond the basic TV content without ads.
    Nothing behind the subscription paywall should be something that can be pirated. Services and physical merchandise cannot be pirated."

  83. Caprica wasn't that good by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was almost great, but missed.

    Bad camera usage, needing to rely on device and trick to imply emotion instead of getting some of the actors to actually seem emotional themselves, and the over use of the word frak.

    The last one was the reason I stopped watching it. It's bad enough when someone delivers a cuss word, any word really, that seems to be i the dialog just to be in the dialog. Add to that a nonsense word and it's just jarring.

    And there use of shaky cam at the wrong times was also stupid.

    The rest of the show was awesome. The world was interesting, the technology was believable. I think if they stopped forcing the word frak, and had better camera use, the show would have been unstoppable.

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    1. Re:Caprica wasn't that good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's bad enough when someone delivers a cuss word

      Oh my, yes! Oh, deary. It gives me the vapors, it does!

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    2. Re:Caprica wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough when someone delivers a cuss word, any word really, that seems to be i the dialog just to be in the dialog. Add to that a nonsense word and it's just jarring.

      Wow, it sounds like you've got real problems. Does it make blush, too? Do you get all embarrassed and wet yourself?

  84. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Star Trek (the original series) Klingons appeared in seven episodes; Romulans, in two. There were 79 episodes. There were a bunch of other gimmicks that were used to set up conflicts -- Weird alien artifact; monster-type alien creature (e.g. salt-sucking shapeshifter, blood-sucking cloud, acid-spewing horta); one or more aliens with superpowers who toy with humans for various reasons; strange disease or infestation. The Klingons usually made for better TV, which is why they're more often remembered.

  85. lol.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of COURSE your magic business model would have saved Caprica! It had nothing to do with ratings! It's not an expensive show they could have just kept it going with all their hulu revenue!

  86. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Idiocracy

    That movie's fatal flaw was that is had Eloi, but no Morlocks, and those idiots couldn't build those irrigation systems and monster trucks by themselves.

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  87. Another one?!?!? by IAmAMacOSXAddict · · Score: 1

    WFT, I might as well just cancel TV :(

    Seems like the networks need to get off their arse and change away from the "neilsen ratings" because they apparently SUCK. Clearly all the Grandmothers that are their source base watch nothning but Dancing with Idiots and Crap Scene Ingestion...

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  88. Was BSG's ending really so bad? by morgauxo · · Score: 1
    Given the possibilities I think they could have done much worse.
    • They could have arrived at 'Earth' and it is nothing like the Earth of this universe. That one is pretty open ended and would allow them to go just about anywhere with the story but I think it would be really unsatisfying if Earth is not Earth. The story promises to 'include us' from the beginning. I thought they were going with thie ending with Cylon Earth and was disappointed until I got to the actual ending.
    • They could have arrived at contemporary Earth. Sorry, that would have sucked even more. We aren't equipped to battle Cylons! Can you imagine an episode with Admiral Adama addressing the United Nations? How could that not suck? Or.. the Cylons could show up and they run off to lead them away. It would have been BSG 1980 all over again.
    • They never find Earth... this is the story that never ends... they just keep looking forever... yawn... canceled without a conclusion for sure!
    • They settle somewhere else. What happened to Earth? Is their Earth our Earth? Very unsatisfying!
    • Everybody dies! Or.. Cylons win, all humans die! Call me sappy but I like happy endings. I'm sure the emo generation and whiny depressed people are tipping the scales the other way but I think we are still in the majority. That ending would have pissed me off.
    • The ending they actually went with... Cheesy but beats all the others.

    No, the ending wasn't great but come on... this story wasn't going to have a great ending. It just doesn't support one. They sure did beat how the original BSG ended though!

    1. Re:Was BSG's ending really so bad? by Jecel+Assumpcao+Jr · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine an episode with Admiral Adama addressing the United Nations? How could that not suck?

      Why don't you search for "UN BSG" on Youtube and see what it would look like? :-)

    2. Re:Was BSG's ending really so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # They could have arrived at contemporary Earth. Sorry, that would have sucked even more. We aren't equipped to battle Cylons! Can you imagine an episode with Admiral Adama addressing the United Nations? How could that not suck? Or.. the Cylons could show up and they run off to lead them away. It would have been BSG 1980 all over again.

      I dunno, V:2009 isn't half bad for network TV :)

  89. Eureka's still going strong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likable quirky characters that are human. That's why Friends was so popular...that's why Seinfield is big.

  90. NOTHING'S EVE GOOD ENOUGH. by transami · · Score: 1

    Bitch Bitch Bitch and Cancel. That's all anyone does today!

    I like the show. I've watched it from the start and actually hated it at first, but after GIVING IT A CHANCE, I found a lot to like and have enjoyed it very much.

    But now they are going to cancel it. Just like they canceled Heros, Jericho, Bionic Women, The Lost Room, Angel, Firefly, Enterprise and, for f* sake, even Star Trek: TOS. The list goes on and on.

    The problem with TV is they keep canceling the fucking shows!!!!!!!!!! Who wants to watch any show they can't rely upon to see things through to the end.

    So as of this day I NEVER WATCH ANOTHER TV SHOW EVER AGAIN!

    FRACKING IDIOTS!

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    1. Re:NOTHING'S EVE GOOD ENOUGH. by guybrush3pwood · · Score: 1

      It HAD its chance... and used it to become a boring piece of crap. They cancelled Heroes because it became boring after a great start. Angel was for teenage girls who are now in their thirties and read Twilight, so that's that. Bionic Woman, what the hell are you talking about? That was a hideous "Dark Angel" clone reusing the name of a classic TV show, so that's a no-go. Enterprise... I think that was OK, being yet another Star Trek sibling. I agree with you, though: you SHOULD stop watching TV...

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  91. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by wlad · · Score: 1

    Not only 14 year old goths, as it seems, 'emo' appeals to a much wider public than 'tech'. So for commercial reasons they usually try to downsize the sci-fi element and amplify the drama. Which is why you won't see a happy sci-fi series any time. It would mainly appeal to nerds like us who are excited about science, physics, technology of the future and what is possible with it :)

  92. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by theIsovist · · Score: 1

    You might want to try something like the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex series. It's not a perfect world that people live in, but i wouldn't consider it your standard dystopian future.

  93. Another BSG spin off movie/pilot is in the works by oracleguy01 · · Score: 1

    About a week ago it was announced that there would be a BSG spin off movie and which might also be a backdoor pilot: http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/10/22/syfy-adama-blood-and-chrome/

  94. Good Scifi by dasherjan · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I would call it good scifi.

  95. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your post sounds all pompous and faggy to me. Obviously, your shit is all fucked up.

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  96. It was bad by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    And that's why it got cancelled.

    Flash Forward on the other hand, who knows...

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    1. Re:It was bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash Forward on the other hand, who knows...

      Ok that's your opinion. I for one thought Flash Forward was mostly a pile of shit. The premise was great, but execution was terrible. Even Joseph Fiennes (who is a fine actor, see Enemy at the Gates at the very least) couldn't give a believable performance.

      On the other hand, most of the acting in Caprica was great (except for Chloe and the mother). Stolz is a powerhouse and the guy who plays Adama's dad was great too. Mark my words, Caprica was on to something with the premise of a futuristic world with very accurate extrapolative portrayals of modern corporate espionage, poltiics, and pop culture (they even had a guy who played the Leno of Caprica :) I also like the way they played down technology (no flying cars), while keeping things looking futuristic. I think it could have matured into the best of BSG after a season or two.

  97. Hello, Mike Teavee by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Watch instead? Roald Dahl on what to do when you're not watching Caprica:

    How used they keep themselves contented
    Before this monster was invented?
    Have you forgotten? Don't you know?
    We'll say it very loud and slow:
    THEY...USED...TO...READ! They'd READ and READ,
    AND READ and READ...

    1. Re:Hello, Mike Teavee by Teancum · · Score: 1

      And what do you do if you get bored with reading junk produced as "literature" these days and don't want to take the effort to find the stuff worthwhile?

      I guess get on Slashdot and bitch about life.

    2. Re:Hello, Mike Teavee by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Yes, that works, too.

      Or you could watch the TV-Land equivalent the book people have. What's it called...? Oh, yeah... other books.

      But no, turning to the TV because books suck these days seems like a fine idea. Go for it.

  98. Tauron and the Palestinians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a minute. Is this because of the Tauron allegory to the Palestinian conflict that aired in the last episode?

    That's not as crazy as it might seem. If you know about the history of Hollywood, many of the producers are Jewish. They might not have liked those reference and had it pulled. Honestly, this only comes to mind because there have been a rash of events like this recently. Helen Thomas was fired, then Rick Sanchez. Mel Gibson just got his first acting gig in years and then abruptly he was fired. I'm not prejudice or anti-semitic in anyway. But facts is power corrupts.

  99. Better than most of the crap on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pacing needed some work, needed to have the futury-neat techno stuff not feel bolted on just for a scene, but hey, the robots were just starting to kick some ass. Oh well, I guess there's a new slot for more stargate reruns.

  100. Anybody read the Article? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Yeah I know: "You must be new here." Well I did:

    Episodes offered via online websites should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays. Interstitial advertising will only drive people to piracy, which shows no interstitial ads.

    How dumb can one person be? First off nobody ever watches the ads at the end of an episode. They click "stop". Therefore no (or few) advertisers will be willing to buy the end spot.

    Second, episodes cost about 2 million each. An online 30-second ad goes from about $100,000. That's not enough to fund the episode, so you need more than just one or two "ads prior to the episode". While his conclusion that people will not need to pirate if they can get episode without ad-breaks, his financial model will merely send NBC/Syfy to bankruptcy as they spend more money (2 million) then they are taking in (0.1-0.2 million).

    I'm also wondering why he thinks the "cable model is bad".

    FOX and NBC Broadcast just recently said the cable model is BETTER than broadcast, because even when the economy is bad, cable channels have a guaranteed income. (About 50 cents per home.) That's why they are trying to shift their channels over to the cable model, and rely less on advertising.

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  101. Eric, shave your "moustache". by Loosifur · · Score: 1

    Lord, where to begin?

    First, NBC and all the major networks already present programming in full on the Internet via their websites. As of two minutes ago, SyFy does, too.

    Second, the author grossly overestimates the pervasiveness of broadband Internet.

    Third, most people do not use their computers as their primary media outlet; generally, people watch actual television, usually with cable, and supplement regular television viewing with "On Demand", DVR, and/or movie purchase and rental (either from brick-and-mortar stores or increasingly via services like Netflix and Vudu).

    Fourth, advertising revenue doesn't just magically appear. If I'm a company looking to advertise, I'm not going to pay you a premium for advertising time if it's going to be easily ignored by the viewer. That's why the most expensive commercial time is half time during the Super Bowl. If the viewer can easily ignore the ad, then the advertiser isn't getting their message across, and they won't pay for more commercial time.

    Fifth, if you remove the references to Caprica, this could've been written ten years ago, and would have been about as accurate. Yes, media consumption is moving away from conventional television and paper news, but it isn't killing them off. People are supplementing traditional media with online, mobile, and on-demand media. The subscription model seems to work best because it can be supplemented with minor advertising to keep consumer costs down, but still provide a high enough quality to beat totally free media.

    Sixth, the author is too caught up on the Internet angle. The key to keeping ahead of the wave here is not for networks to make increasingly more media-rich websites, but to improve accessibility to media in general. If I'm already paying for cable, I don't want to buy a series of devices to link media accessed via my computer to my television if I can instead buy a single device which allows me to access media at will with a minimum of effort. That's why the real future of media is stuff like Blu-ray players that can access Netflix and Hulu, not an ad-based torrent service (which I believe has been done before, IIRC).

    Seventh, sometimes shows fail because they're not profitable, and sometimes they're not profitable because they're not that interesting.

    Eighth, and finally, someone who cares about the author needs to tell him that a Lester Molester sparse moustache is worse than a bad combover. If you can't grow it right, do yourself a favor and don't grow it wrong. Seriously. It just looks creepy and gross.

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  102. Re:Perhaps credit should be given where it's due.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    "All of NBC Universal's properties should immediately begin offering full episodes in high definition on the web. These episodes should be available online at the same time they air on cable TV. Delaying the posting of these episodes to the website will only drive people to piracy."

    This one has been happened for at least two years, by my count. It may not be high-definition, but most shows ARE put on the web the day after they air. Geographical boundaries are enforced, but

    The kept doing music distribution wrong until Steve Jobs stepped in and made them do it right. Now they're doing video distribution wrong; google made them accept to profit from youtube clips instead of wasting money fighting them, but the media moguls still insist on doing it wrong with new content.

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  103. Tension? by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

    How about the fact that there was never really any serious tension? The Star Wars prequels made telling the backstory mildly interesting (Jar Jar Binks not included) even though you knew what was ultimately going to happen. It's not like anyone thought Obi Wan Kenobi wouldn't survive his fight with Anakin at the end of Episode 3. Caprica had too much existing backstory to deal with. You knew that no matter what happened there would be a decades-long peace with the Cylons and then they would destroy the colonies. They never built up any tension and the show got boring.

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  104. Re:The Main Reason Why Kethinov's Solution Won't W by Dotren · · Score: 1

    TV rating are about who's watching, and what value those viewers have to advertisers. Without metrics like "how many" and "what age/gender/ethnicity/etc" it is a very hard sell to advertisers that have limited budget to spend, and want to spend it on the best possible audience for their products.

    Yes but how does Cable TV provide that? Neilsen ratings are only generated from a relatively small subset of viewers. How many people actually know anyone who's household is a "Nielsen family"? Wikipedia indicates only only 25,000 total American households participate in the Nielsen daily metered system and that's out of 114,500,000.

    How accurate can that really be?

    Wouldn't an online survey provide just as much information but with a substantially increased sampling size? Think about it, you could provide a very short simple form for registering on a site (lets face it, registering on a broadcasters site wouldn't be so bad if it really meant you were getting the kind of DRM-free, high quality media for free like the article mentions) and now you have the basis for your demographics. Next, make it so that when you select a show to watch, it simply asks you "how many people are watching with you tonight?". Now you have some data on how many eyeballs are watching the content. The user goes on, maybe watching one or two short commercials before their show.

    Granted, you're going to run into some people that just quickly select an answer to get through it to watch the content but you could probably weight the answers partially based on how quickly the user selected a number (very quick selections may indicate people who just hit something to get passed the question or a automated script to achieve the same result).

  105. Never watched it in the first place. by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Didn't see the point to Caprica, other than NBC/Syfy ("The Syphillis Channel") piling on, riding the coattails of BSG. BSG is done; they should have just let it rest instead of cheapening it by trying to squeeze every last penny of profit possible out of it's legacy. It may be years before I'll go back and watch BSG again from the beginning, but I will not watch Caprica.

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  106. And another weak point by Livius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In theory the idea behind Caprica was the corporate politics and foreign policy machinations behind the creation (and then abuse) of cybernetic life in the form of the Cylons, but there was effectively the first working Cylon by the end of the pilot, and she was created by a semi-supernatural deus ex machina. Also she just happened to be a copy of the personality of a religious fanatic with a pathological and completely unmotivated hatred of her parents. So before the series has even begun we already have the Cylons, and the mystery of why they turned out they way they did is just because they're spoiled, angry, borderline psychotic teenagers. (Actually, the virtual reality fantasy of a spoiled, angry, borderline psychotic teenager) Monotheism wasn't a great competing philosophical system, it was just a creepy cult with no point to it other than a pretext for adding lots of pretty teenage girls to the story.

    There was one nice touch with the early 20th century clothing. There was something creepy about seeing fashion your brain is telling you is old juxtaposed with futuristic technology. I found that more convincingly alien than any costume or prosthetic.

  107. Caprica jumped the shark... by McPierce · · Score: 1

    ...when it became focused on the STO and New Cap City and forgot about the evolution of the Cylons and the backstory hinted at in BSG itself.

    I'll be commenting on this on my podcast this weekend and invite people to respond with their opinions as well.

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  108. It's not the business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kethinov's assertion that the cable business model needs fixed because syfy can't figure it out is a bit naive, considering shows like Burn Notice, The Closer, Psych, etc. etc. are doing very well on cable networks. I think the problem is that SyFy is clueless as to what makes good science fiction, evidenced by idiotic sharktopus like programing making the cut. You can't just change the i's in your name to y's and expect that to get the consumers a flocking.

  109. what scifi channel used to be/targeted advertising by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Thats what they used to do.

    I remember when scifi first came on, they started out with a block of morning scifi cartoons: Robotech, Bionic Six etc. They then would show for the next 8 hours different classic scifi programs (6 million dollar man, buck rogers, quantum leap etc). Weekends were simliar with Cnet news, some comics oriented programming (The anti-gravity room?) then old movies followed by maybe a scifi original movie.

    I can understand the need to bring in more viewers, or perhaps different viewers, but you should know what demographic is watching the scifi channel. You should be advertising video games, scifi movies, dvd sets etc, whatever products would appeal to those who like scifi. In fact syfy should be able to charge a premium for targeted advertising, instead of going for lowest common demominator advertising.

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  110. Done with battlestar by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    After they turned the series into a christian parable, I totally lost interest. What is it with science fiction shows these days? They almost all come down to a finale that just says "god did it".

    1. Re:Done with battlestar by bolthole · · Score: 1

      I saw it more as an anti-christian satire piece rather than a "christian parable".
      (ie: "look at all the hypocritical religious people - we writers are so cool, we're l33t and beyond that stuff").
      ugh.

  111. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    Man vs. Environment doesn't make for a good TV series, and Man vs. Self isn't good for ensemble casts and protracted plotlines. So, that leaves Man. vs. Man, so, fighting and dystopia it is.

    But the point wasn't shifting from one extreme (pure dystopia) to another (pure utopia). The point was suggesting to shift from one extreme to a combination of the various conflict and world types. A constant dystopian Man vs. Man world is terribly grating, as it starts getting, well, dystopian and hopeless to the viewer. It's miserable and depressing and you start wondering why you're caring about a story where everybody gets emotionally abused week after week with no apparent hope. It turns into an empathic snuff film, in effect. End result is, you need some variety to make a truly engaging story. Not dogged adherance to extremes.

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  112. Disappointed, but not surprised... by jamesm601 · · Score: 1

    The first time we saw a huge, terrifying Cylon Centurion come to life, stand up, and make a phone call in a squeaky, teenage girl voice, was I the only one who died a little bit inside?

  113. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Star Trek (the original series) Klingons appeared in seven episodes; Romulans, in two. There were 79 episodes. There were a bunch of other gimmicks that were used to set up conflicts -- Weird alien artifact; monster-type alien creature (e.g. salt-sucking shapeshifter, blood-sucking cloud, acid-spewing horta); one or more aliens with superpowers who toy with humans for various reasons; strange disease or infestation. The Klingons usually made for better TV, which is why they're more often remembered.

    Don't forget Space Hippies. That that episode where Spock got high on spores and slapped Kirk around.

  114. Author has no clue, but data is interesting. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Yes, US cable TV sales are flat. In fact, they peaked in 2001. That's before video over the Internet was popular, but when digital over-the-air HDTV was ramping up.

    We'll know that cable TV is in trouble when the sports networks start expressing concern over declining viewing. So far, that hasn't happened. What has happened is fragmentation. Network and per-channel market share is declining.

    Meanwhile, Univision just passed The CW in market share, and is about to move into the #3 position. Univision has little competition in the US Spanish-language sector, so it's become the main network for a big chunk of the population. The original author has no clue. SF has a minor market share. The action is in telenovelas.

  115. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any chance of a scifi series that isn't dystopian? Its old, its boring and it shows no imagination. Time to cheer up.

    If you eat the other pill, the Matrix had a utopian side. Cypher almost pulled it off.

    Then again, you asked about a series, and Matrix had no sequels.

  116. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Fatal flaw only depending on your imagination. I had imagined manufacturing to become an almost completely automated process - product development would have halted, but the assembly line and raw material mining could occur autonomously, indefinitely. If the machine breaks down, it triggers....well..there are no AI repair robots in that universe I suppose. Because if they existed, then robot AI would be running more of the show. So maybe just better machinery that never broke down. We are talking about a considerable jump into the future.

  117. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Why do SF shows/movies have to choose between utopian or dystopian futures? Maybe the future will be like most of the past, not entirely good, but not completely bad either.

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  118. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the American standard of TV.

  119. I hope this is not an indication of things to come by rfolkker · · Score: 1

    With SciFi changing it's name to imply they are more than science fiction. Then taking one of the greatest cult classic Science Fiction classics to a prequel that is brooding and dramatic, and neo-social-political rather than anything actually SciFi (other than the occasional scene in the virtual world, which was incredibly like the real world for all intents and purposes, and a quick 5 minute robot scene a season)... Are they trying to convert geeks into socialites, or convince socialites they are geeky???

    I mean really, to say that science fiction (which made them one of the greatest channels on cable) is too much of a niche market, they need to be like every other cable channel is kinda sad, and depressing.

    It's hard enough that MTV switched to TV shows, and Cartoon Network is going to Live Action... What next, Comedy Central actually getting a Real News Show???
    (btw, if that last one actually happens, I will turn off cable for life... and I will know that it is truly the end of the beginning of the end)

    Haven is good, it holds a strong character base, the story lines are fairly original while holding to the sort of traditional ghoulies. Sanctuary is up there, and I am glad it's back. Story and characters are all over the place, but it's fun to watch... Eureka is just fun (ok getting a little like heros with it's constant character reset, and the fact that you can tell the writters have NO CLUE what they are doing). Warehouse 13 is Friday the 13th the series re-invented. Probably one of my favorite shows.
    Caprica... well, they could have gotten rid of the cylons, and left everything else in, and ran it on USA and nobody would have known or cared... It actually probably would have sold as a show if it was played right after psyched (ok maybe a little too dark for that... after dead zone maybe...)

  120. Sigh... by Stregano · · Score: 1

    I guess its back to watching Sharktopus. At least they cancelled it and have qualitty B-movies playing all the time



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  121. Please explain to me why everyone doesn't like it by euroq · · Score: 1

    1. Reading over the comments, it seems everyone didn't like the finale to Battlestar Galactica, or BSG. Why? I mean, other than that silly part about travelling a trillion trillion miles to an alien planet with aliens that had 99% compatible DNA, the rest of it was great. Sad, interesting, cool, exciting, surprises, it was great and had all the ingredients of a good final episode. 2. Nobody likes Caprica? I thought it was very interesting about how AI which becomes so similar to humans and it thinks its human, it was exploring all these cool ideas about that such as religion.

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  122. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  123. They don't cancel other boring shows by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    Granted I might have been expecting too much from Caprica, but I was watching to see the Big Steel Monster Destroy All Humans hour. It has been laborious to say the least, but I kept watching because I really wanted to try to care about the religious politics of a made up colony.

    However, SyFy still shows Stargate SG-1. A show that, unlike Atlantis with its arrays of guns and cool explosions, seems to just show meetings about ... the religious politics of a made up galaxy. And meetings alluding to the fact that at one time in the past, or perhaps some point in the future, cool explosions from arrays of awesome guns are/were a part of the show.

  124. Really bad management by mapuche · · Score: 1

    I live in Mexico, and became a fan of BSG after buying the mini-series in DVD. Didn't understood this was the beginning of a tv series after a couples of years, when the first season aired at Universal almost at midnight. Then the second season was moved with no explanation to another channel (TNT LA) at dinner time and the third season to another channel (I-Sat or something) almost two years after that. Season 4 never saw the light here.

    I don't know what happened, but if I as a fan didn't have opportunity to follow the show correctly, imagine what happened with the common, non-geek public.

  125. If I were in charge at NBC Universal... by Ihateturtlenecks · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't have approved of Caprica. At least, not as a prequal to BSG.

    Prequals suck. They are too restrictive. You already know the ending. It is just a way to cash in on family names and familiarity and such.

    I might have approved of a show with Caprica's premise set in its own "universe", not trying to cram the Adama family into the history.

    And if anyone wants to see why exactly this "business model" would sink like a rock, look at how badly the Humble Indy Bundle did. All the high moral reasons and justifactions people try to give for piracy go straight to hell when actually try to cater to them.

  126. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Fatal flaw only depending on your imagination. I had imagined manufacturing to become an almost completely automated process - product development would have halted, but the assembly line and raw material mining could occur autonomously, indefinitely. If the machine breaks down, it triggers....well..there are no AI repair robots in that universe I suppose. Because if they existed, then robot AI would be running more of the show. So maybe just better machinery that never broke down. We are talking about a considerable jump into the future.

    See, you can't even rationalize it properly: Fatal flaw :)
    Things work too well for them to be so broken down; there needs to be an elite feeding off the domesticated herd, or else it makes no sense that the herd has a paddock.

    The story it tells of an average man rising to the top of a pile of idiots is still a good story, and adding a shadowy society of cruel geniuses would hurt that story, but the science fiction background needs this balance.

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  127. Re:Perhaps credit should be given where it's due.. by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

    >>>>>"Episodes offered via this medium should display no interstitial advertising. Ads should only appear just prior to and just after an episode plays."
    >>
    >>Already the way it's done.

    Not quite true. NBC.com, Syfy.com, and hulu.com insert either 1 or 2 ads at every standard commercial break. The writer is saying they should stop doing that, and just play the episode straight through w/o interruption.

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  128. BSG and LOST were both shows of FAITH by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    under the trappings of SCIENCE and science's attempts to understand faith.

    At least, that's what they became after the writers for both series decided to head in those directions as both teams never had clear plans of what the show was going to tell the audience. And don't drag out that old "they knew what the final image of LOST was going to be" because even though they knew it would be SPOILERS Jack closing his eyes where he woke up in the pilot END SPOILERS. they had no idea how they were going to get there since the beginning, and that's a complete cop-out.

    Caprica is also apparently a show of faith under the trappings of science, but much more overtly so, and as the OP writes, it is quite ponderous and I stopped watching it 2 episodes ago after it bored me to tears. Very likely the prequel concept was announced and then thrown to a bunch of writers without an actual plot and they had to scramble to write something that ended up being much too direction-less.

  129. Re:Perhaps credit should be given where it's due.. by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    Ah, okay. Up here (Canada), Space and Comedy Network don't insert ads at all, as far as I know, and I think the same goes with Global and CTV.

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  130. And they still wonder? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    They keep canceling TV shows, especially those that have a storyline, and then they wonder why people don't watch TV anymore and why they cancel their cable or satellite subscriptions?

    Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Cancelled. There was something about "humans helping machines against machines" in the end, we'll never know.
    Reaper? Cancelled. IMHO it was much funnier than Chuck.
    Heroes? Cancelled. Seriously, fuck you NBC.
    Better Off Ted? Cancelled. There was a lot of good jokes in there, especially the synergy between the Phil and Lem.
    Caprica? Cancelled. It was about to get interesting, explaining the mindset behind the whole Cylons war, but we'll never know either.

    So, what's on the air? Wrestling on a channel that can't spell Sci-Fi. Contests like American Idol. Unfunny rip-off of Robot Chicken made by freakin' Mad TV.

    If you have more than 15 brain cells, it seems the TV networks executives don't want your money.

    1. Re:And they still wonder? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      If you have more than 15 brain cells, why are you spending so much time in front of the boob tube? It kinda negates your argument.

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  131. better business model?? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > "A better, more modern business model could have saved Caprica from cancellation."

    Better writing and pacing might have saved it. The only business model that would have saved it in it's current form is federal subsidy. Or nudity. That might have helped.

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  132. Remakes? by k6mfw · · Score: 1
    Maybe it just ain't got what the original had. Lorne Greene, Farrah Fawcett hair styles for the girls, Tektronix test equipment for spacecraft instrumentation, computer graphics by Commodore 64s, etc.

    On the first remake what caught my attention was Cylons infiltrated colonial battlestars and fighters with software "kill switches." Since everything was networked together then this virus can spread to other computer systems. Damn, I'm thinking that is what can happen to us as all computers and cellphones are designed and made outside USA.

    On the remake, Adama (Edward James Olmos) Battlestar was not infected because he was an old duffer who didn't modernize his systems (none of the Galactica's PDP-11s were networked, all his Vipers used Mocom 70s).

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  133. FlashForward by billlava · · Score: 1

    FlashForward was a victim of piss poor planning by the network. They took like a 3-month hiatus, then put it up against tough competition (I think like American Idol or something) that already had strong viewership, and wondered why their numbers were down from before. It's a crying shame too, because FF was, in my opinion, the best show on TV, and its single season stands as the best scifi thriller series ever. Some of the episodes were really, REALLY good. I recently purchased the dvds as a gesture of my support for quality television and have been rewatching them for the third time.

    1. Re:FlashForward by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      They pulled the same shit with V, which I thought was potentially better than FF. I missed the first ep or two, saw one or two, then they took a loooong break. By the time they returned, I no longer gave a FF (flying fsck).

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  134. Now they've saved some money by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Can we have another season or two of Firefly please?

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  135. Overblown ego by sorak · · Score: 1

    The mantra he is pushing is

    1. Caprica got canceled because it isn't making enough money.
    2. If businesses made more money, they wouldn't have to cancel shows that are less profitable.
    3. If businesses took away most of the pirate's incentives, piracy would disappear. His argument is that if you release the best possible version of every show, free of charge, with ads either at the beginning or end of the show, then piracy would disappear.
    4. Set up a subscription system in which subscribers get comercial-free versions of the show (but put nothing that could be copied behind a paidwall; contradiction?). Also, give subscribers discounts on merchandise.
    5. This would have saved Caprica.

    My response:
    1. Probably.
    2. But they would, anyway.
    3 & 4. I agree with 3, but I disagree with the assertion that you would make more money doing it. If the first fifteen minutes of the video are ads, in a drm-free player, people will skip the ads, and ad revenue will be lost. So, you're reducing your ad-driven profits, losing subscription fees that cable companies would have paid, and hanging your hopes on the idea that people will pay a monthly fee for the right to visit your gift shop.
    5. NBC doesn't care about Caprica. If they can make more money with Caprica, they will do so. If they can make more money throwing those resources at something else, then Caprica will get canceled.

  136. just maybe... by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Maybe, just maybe the shows were getting so close to the truth that TPTB decided to cancel the show(s) before anyone caught on. Most sci-fi shows are not much more that an indoctrination of the future yet to be. There, fixed that for ya.
    Long live Firefly, shiny.

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  137. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was crap compared to BSG - un-emotive, cheap drivel.

  138. Re:Perhaps credit should be given where it's due.. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This one has been happened for at least two years, by my count. It may not be high-definition, but most shows ARE put on the web the day after they air. Geographical boundaries are enforced, but that probably has more to do with broadcast rights than business models (if you've given your broadcast rights in Britain to the BBC, for example, you're not going to undercut them online).

    If they made more money on a world wide online release than the reduction in broadcast right value, they'd do it. That would just be business. However, I suspect the TV networks intentionally price such a show unrealistically low to maintain their position. They absolutely don't want to teach people to go online and watch it, that would be shooting themselves in the foot. So as long as no one can do without broadcast income, they can effectively dictate the terms.

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  139. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't agree. Tekwar is an example of a world that I would hardly call dystopian; it pretty much extrapolates what's going on now with technology and applies modern social issues, such as drugs, to the setting. Now I'm not going to argue the quality of Tekwar (I liked it, but I know not everyone did), but what it attempted to do is an example of a society where it's not exactly dystopian and still had at least a good shot at a reasonable plotline and interesting stories.

    Or a lot of Phillip K Dick's stuff would fit that role too. His stuff has a lot to do with the nature of technology and how it affects identity, or opens up new avenues in our lives that we never considered, such as in Minority Report and allowing the main character to explore avenues of understanding and altering his future, something no one today can do, and the story was driven by this moral question that we hadn't considered.

    Again, the examples above may not be the best in terms of quality, but they are examples of decent Sci-Fi that doesn't have to be Space Opera warfare or dystopian settings.

  140. Thirteen, a sequel to Caprica is due. by dawning · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm not at all surprised. I LOVE BSG. And I still think a show like Caprica could kick ass. I think the problem is that Caprica didn't get in to the real action of things.

    They should spin off another series that takes place about 10 years later. Call it "Thirteen" (after the colonies) and have it be centered directly around the war with the Cylons before the cease-fire is signed.

  141. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    I saw it as a snapshot of a fatally wounded system, much like a headless chicken. Sure, most of the signs of life were still going on, but it was slowly dying. When something wore out, nobody would be able to fix it or build a new one. Civilization would gradually die out, humanity would once more become hunter-gatherers and history would repeat itself.

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  142. Not SciFi... by ChaosCon · · Score: 1

    I know I'm going to get flamed to hell and back for this, but I contend that none of these shows are *real* science fiction. I've long argued that even Star Wars isn't science fiction, and that's kind of why I hate it. The main conflict in any science fiction story should arise from, y'know, science. Not whiny politicians pondering who they should attack next or who will attack them next. You could pretty much replace the Death Star with gunpowder, the Millennium Falcon with a sailboat, and the evil Empire with some sort of old timey monarchy, and you pretty much have the same fundamental story. The same kind of replacement trick is a little harder with something like nanotechnology and the grey goop scenario (though certainly not impossible), giving it much stronger leg to stand on as 'science fiction. So perhaps 'scifi' writers should STOP RECYCLING STORIES WE'VE ALREADY SEEN BEFORE!

  143. The real problem with the show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... even americans get tired about the daily dose of "omgterroristsweallgonnadie!!!!!!"-crap...

  144. SyFy channel down the drain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stop watching the PsiFly channel when it started to produce those horrible turn-key monster movies, ala Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. "Tremors" was better than most, but after the 100th rerun ...

  145. The problem with killing anyone. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    The writers have to 'conserve bodies' - the 'dumb jock' plays too much of an instrumental roll in the crew (he's their main shuttle 'pilot', and one of the security/military). When people are dead on the show, they aren't easily replaced (although, with the addition of the 'Lucian alliance' (I may have spelled the name wrong) people at the end of Season one, I suppose things could work out that some of the alliance people end up being integrated into the earth crew, a la Deep Space voyager and that rebel group which ended up stuck with the federation crew at the other side of the galaxy, so you *could* potentially get some 'replacements' from that group.

    But, my point is, you can only kill off so many key crew members, before it begins to seem ridiculous that the remaining people could even *survive* without them.

    1. Re:The problem with killing anyone. . . by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Getting someone to pilot the shuttle who is barely qualified is *interesting*.
      Getting someone to take care of security who sucks at it is also interesting.

      Putting people out of their comfort zone and watching them deal with it is great stuff.

      Watching a lesbian couple struggle with their relationship over millions of light years while one of them is inhabiting the body of a woman in a wheelchair is boring soap opera garbage. Please shoot them both.

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  146. Oh good, they canceled BSG: Melrose Place by BLToday · · Score: 1

    There was so little sci-fi in Caprica. I tried watching it but couldn't stand the writing or the acting.

  147. This really, really sucks. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Hard Core BSG fan here. Like many of you are.

    What really pains me about the killing of the show is that I was fully expecting to see the events leading up to, and eventually the actual events of the Cylon War. Including all the expected retconned hooks into BSG.

    And especially battlefields full of badass TOS era Cylons wielding swords, and the back-story of why a particular Battlestar was built so shoddily (mob influence on the labor unions?).

    But now that all won't be seen.

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    1. Re:This really, really sucks. by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Just read TFA. OK, maybe it's not so bad. Perhaps Blood and Chrome will cover the points about the war I made in parent post.

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  148. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    So I was wondering if people would even check my link or would the just "know" which XKCD I linked to

  149. Declining Model? Nah. by coaxial · · Score: 1

    Capirca was boring. I loved BSG (especially the early season, the later seasons, well the five was lame, and the finale sucked.), but Capirca was just so damn boring. At no point did I care about anyone.

  150. Single vs multiple episode story arcs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, the primary reason for Caprica's failure is its use of soap opera style multi-episode story arcs. The majority of TV viewers want *something* resolved within an episode. One current show that does this is Burn Notice, which uses the formula of one complete story per episode, intermixed with parts of a longer story spanning the season. This is a somewhat simplistic approach, but it works. The over stretched story lines is also where Lost went off the tracks. Presenting a weekly TV series as chapters of an epic novel is just lazy, in my opinion. You have to fit your work to the medium.

  151. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    Eureka? I haven't seen a lot of it, but it seemed fairly non-dystopian to me.

  152. Yup, it was TERRIBLE by scurvyj · · Score: 0

    That reason would be that it was appallingly bad. Eric Stoltz was trying his best to hold up the series with both arms but eventually it collapsed even on him! His Baltar-like character was the single only likeable character in the entire pantheon. Everyone else just could have died brutally and it would have been cheering! And WHATS WITH ALL THE RELIGION??????? The religious aspects were one of the most tedious parts of BSG and most of us spent our brain CPU just filtering it out (or hoping it would turn out that god was a Super-AI that was driving the Cylons). For it to be emphasised in the new series was just painful. Pity, it had a good cast and some really nice eye candy, but yet again, series executives forgot to hire a writer.

  153. BSG was good... by neolithicau87 · · Score: 1

    ...but this prequel often had trouble with its story. It's special effects were extremely ordinary in alot of circumstances. You can only suspend your level of disbelief TO A POINT - an extremely obvious fake car explosion ruins this immersion a little bit. This whole thing with sects and that manipulative woman irritated me and is boring. Sure, Zoe's hot but it doesn't make up for the rest of the shows issues. Quite simply - even if BSG did have average writing occasionally, it's miles ahead of this prequel.

  154. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    But it's OK! Lots of 'tards go on to live really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded, she's a pilot now!

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  155. Kind of a shame, kind of not.. by Roogna · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have been watching Caprica. The biggest issue I was finding with it though wasn't knowing the ending, but seeing no realistic way to tie Caprica's story into BSG.
    The connections just weren't there, and Caprica would have been better off standing on it's own as a sci-fi than the minor and lame attempts to connect the shows (Like having Bill Adama as a boy in the show at all).

  156. Dayumn. by LandGator · · Score: 1

    This leaves EUREKA as the last show worth watching on the channel formerly known as SciFi. I suspect as soon as this season of DEXTER ends, we will yank out the DISH receivers, erect an antenna and install a Mythbuntu box. There's $960/year we will save; not bad.

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  157. I thought it explained some BSG questions by colonel+spalding · · Score: 1

    I always wondered about the intensity in which the toasters loved God so much, how that evolved. I though the Caprica series delived into that. I don't think a multi season episode list would have worked, but one season, wrapping up those loose ends would have satisfied me. One the new SciFi buz model, isn't that what Sanctuary was all about?

  158. Only my .02 by Temtongkek · · Score: 1

    I've read through most of these comments, and I agree with a lot of what I read. Just my .02 here... Caprica played way too heavily on the teen angst/religion angle. Honestly, I pretty much shit-canned the show after I tuned in and saw a cheesy ocean backdrop and "elders" running around with robes on, while some holier-than-thou "mother" sipped on tea and ordered people around. Wow, really? How about even a cursory examination of machine intelligence? Its ability to reason? Learning engines? Anything? PLEASE? The swooping eye? Explanation? WANT TO KNOW MORE. No. I got crumpets and religious prima donnas circle jerking themselves into oblivion. Ugh. My other .02 on the finale of BSG: SCREW EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE ROBOT CYLONS GETTING THEIR OWN BASESHIP. Hell yeah. In episode Six of One (I think it was...) one of the Six models removed the Centurions' telencephalic inhibitos, enabling their higher logic/cognitive functions. After that, I feel it was strongly implied that they -chose- to fight with humanity. I reaaaaaallllllly wish they could have worked with that more in depth. WHY CAN'T WE GET MORE ABOUT THAT!?!? Maybe it's just me, but I see enough "human drama" on a daily goddamn basis, what with work, the economy, the gutter-ass city I work in, the news, etc. I want to explore new ideas, new concepts. I want to see those machines make decisions and learn HOW they do it. Caprica fell woefully short on this for me, and while BSG touched on it, they didn't deliver enough in my mind. BSG is the reason why I delved into Cybernetics, getting into von Foerster's work especially, and I would backflip outta my recliner if I saw a show really take some of this stuff seriously and put it into an entertaining and accessible format to people. Tall order, I know, but goddamnit I can dream. Get off my lawn, M$ = Fail, Taco, Beowulf cluster, ..overlords, etc. You get the point.

  159. SyPhylis is clueless by decarillion · · Score: 1

    Whether or not you liked Caprica, what the channel-formerly-known-as-SciFi did with it is unforgivable. The whole channel is unforgivable, at this point. They had the opportunity to make themselves into a GREAT genre channel, given the number of ideas and shows they could create/steal from BBC/ITV, but they went the cheap route, instead, and fed the mindless US viewers that want pseudoreality programming. That's what SyPhy claims their viewers want, at any rate--along with things like Sharktopus movies. The kicker is they green-lighted a pilot by Eddie Olmos called BSG: Blood and Chrome (or something like that) that follows Adama during the first Cylon war--more explosions than drama, and I guess they think THIS is going to appeal more to their audience. Don't EVEN get me started on their unnecessary remake of Being Human....

  160. Re:or its a fine line between gritty and miserable by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Only interesting thing wind up in stories. The reason you and I are probably not characters in a TV series (ala "The Truman Show")... we don't do enough different things, day to day, to entertain an audience. The stories worth telling to a large group of people are by their very nature extreme, at least along some axis.

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  161. what about NBC Universal by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 1

    at least thats where the paychecks came from

  162. Hey, Kethinov by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    A better idea might be to improve the writing, pick up the pace, and make the show just a little less FRAKKING BORING. Then who knows, more people might watch it.

    I mean geeze, how COULD the plot go any slower?

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  163. Re:I hope this is not an indication of things to c by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    >Caprica... well, they could have gotten rid of the cylons, and left everything else in, and ran it on USA and nobody would have known or cared..

    Hell, they could have gotten rid of the cylons, left everything else in, and ran it on LIFETIME and maybe it'd still be on the air. Or Oxygen.

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  164. Re:Please explain to me why everyone doesn't like by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    (1) I can't tell you. They lost me in season 3, so I never saw the end. I heard it sucked, though. I heard words like "directionless", "implausible", "senseless", "a waste of time", "a huge let-down", all terms that just guarantee I run right out and not see it.

    (2) I think most of the "fun" in Caprica was in waiting for something to happen. Oh, and looking at Alessandra in various skimpy evening wear -- that was nice.

    Unfortunately, most of the interesting stuff (including, incidentally, most of the effects) was in the pilot, and I think we started to get restless after a dozen episodes of emoting. You just can't take a show off Oxygen, add a few sci-fi elements and expect it to be a hit sci-fi show. It doesn't work like that.

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  165. Plot arcs have to be written by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    Babylon 5 established that having a multi-season plot arc is a good and viable approach to writing a television series. It allows you to do things possible in novels that aren't possible in the traditional model of television series in which each episode hits the reset button. In particular, you can set up mysteries and enigmas, connected to a larger-scale plot, that extends beyond each episode; this gives viewers a reason to watch each episode closely and take pains to avoid missing an episode.

    However, to be effective, plot arcs must be written first, and kept in mind as each episode is written. If a writer simply throws in enigmas without the writer actually knowing what those enigmas signify, than eventually the entire thing will fall apart.

    What amazes me is that while story arcs have become increasingly common, it still seems rare that the writers actually have the story arc plotted out first.

    I was very angry at the conclusion of BSG. I had foolishly assumed that the plot arc had been meticulously written out from the beginning; I kept extending credit to the series, expecting that many of the enigmas would have some significance, and that everything would come together in the end in some intellectually satisfying resolution. I kept extending credit after the New Caprica episodes, ignoring the evidence that the writers were just winging it.

    One example that I found particularly irritating about BSG, that I'm surprised I haven't seen pointed out elsewhere: at the end of one of the earliest episodes (was it the pilot?), Adama returns to his cabin to find a note, saying only, "There are twelve Cylon models," with no indication where that note came from. We never find out who left the note, or why they thought Adama should know this. Worse, since the conclusion of the series, I found out that not only had they not worked out the identity of the Final Five, but that they hadn't even planned for the Final Five to be part of the plot; the writers even forgot that they'd only invented six of the Significant Seven. So, the writers called attention to an enigma -- why exactly twelve Cylon models -- which they hadn't even thought about themselves, and which they never explained.

    In short, while BSG had some interesting elements, while at the episode level the writing was good, there was very bad writing, to the level of incompetent and amateurish, at the overall plot level.

    I'm tempted to think that this is a problem of sloppy postmodernism: suspicion of meta-narratives lapses into blindly neglecting meta-narratives, forgetting their importance to good storytelling.

    (I'm writing too much already, but in fantasy, "A Song of Fire and Ice" seems to me to suffer from a similar problem.)

  166. No Action by rawg · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for a show about robots kicking ass and all I got was a show about terrorists smoking and bombing people.

    No wonder why it's canceled.

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  167. Tuesday? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could also do with the move to Tuesday nights. Who watches TV late night when code needs coding and money needs making? Scifi and Friday go together like milk and chocalate. Even the writers of Back To the Future knew this to mock it.

  168. Nielsen ratings do not work anymore. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    Nielsen ratings do NOT work. The people chosen by Nielsen are not representative of the general population let alone people who like sci-fi.

    The TV studio execs should pull their heads out of their asses and get the cable box companies and cable companies to provide anonymous data from viewers directly rather than going through Nielsen.

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