User: Kurt Russell

Re:Space is hotting up indeed

On: Rescue Mission For European Space Industry

What do we really have to gain from space travel/exploration?

All this money spent on space travel should be used for domestic issues.

"anyhoo. maybe there is still a chance for me to visit mars before I die eh?"

I too dream of love slaves from the planet B3k.

I find the tech fascinating but it seems like weapons manufacturers are really the ones who benefit from it.

Just a thought.

Re:props to whomever

On: Jonathan Ive Named Designer of the Year

> go fuck yourself right on the pelvis

Since I am unable to do that.
I shall dedicate a song to you sweetheart.

For sujan

Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live

You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend

Ooo, you make me live

I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo, you make me live.

I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.

Re:props to whomever

On: Jonathan Ive Named Designer of the Year

It sounds to me like you
need to unplug, man. A
little R and R.
What do you think, Dujour, should
we take him with us?

Definitely.

Re:father figure

On: SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates*

I hope they something that looks like this.

Aimee Deep?

On: Aimee Deep Interview

I'm 18 and a Senior at Cohoes Public High School in Cohoes, New York. When I graduate, I hope to start a publishing company so that I can - yes, you heard right - make money from selling copyrighted art.

With a name like that the only "art" you're gonna sell is porn.

Re:More things to include

On: Updating the Pirate Anime FAQ

I live in a small town, theres only one place to get stuff

I know the feeling bro.
I'll hook you up with my connection they can get you some quality stuff.

Wink-Wink nudge-nudge

Quality Ogg VS Mp3

On: Neuros Gets (Beta) Linux Support

License issue aside, which sounds better (VBR)ogg or (VBR)Mp3? I can't tell them apart.
This seems to be all the rage on UseNet.
That Neuros device looks pretty sweet.

Re:SMS ?

On: Is There Room for an IM only Device ?

The situation has gone so far that studies have shown teens to use their thumbs for stuff that the previous generation would have used the index finger for.

Girls too?

Patent Info

On: Auto Black-Box Data Being Used In Court

# Patent WO 01/18491 A1 Electronic Control Apparatus for Vehicle ABSTRACT: There is disclosed an electronic control apparatus for a vehicle which can provide data necessary to clear up the cause of the accident and to find out who is responsible for the accident, by which a warning is automatically given and images and sound around the vehicle are recorded in real-time by an electronic control, when prevention of traffic and burglar accidents are required. For this, the electronic control apparatus for a vehicle according to the present is characterized in that it comprises front/rear signal transmitters/receivers for transmitting/receiving given signals to measure the speed of front/rear vehicles and the distance between his/her own vehicle and the front/rear vehicles, an image pick-up means for picking up images of the front/rear vehicles or the visual field within his/her own vehicle, a microphone for collecting sound around his/her own vehicle, an electronic control unit connected to control the front/rear signal transmitters/receivers, the image pick-up means and the microphone, respectively, and a storage means for storing respective information calculated under the control of the electronic control unit. (Inventors: Kim, Gui, Ju) (International Publication Date: March 15, 2001)

Microphone! sheesh..
Check it out.

Re:Vasoline

On: The Spirit Of Unix vs. The Unix Trademark

" I suppose we're supposed to say, "petroleum jelly", as well?"

Beep Beep Beep.. Like, dude think different!

Use the new I-KY Jelly!

Re:Mono

On: Linuxfest Northwest

Can't Wait

Re:Gaming after Photorealism

On: Carmack On Doom III And The Evolution Of Graphics

How will game companies lure us after graphics become photorealistic?

More Sex and Violence!

Re:Keeping up the Debian tradition

On: Martin Michlmayr Wins DPL

"Continue work on crappy text-mode installers that don't detect or setup anything useful"

WTF.. All that gui shit on install is just eye candy.
I like text mode installers.
If they start showing pics of some sexy ass chicks on install!
Then I am all for gui.. Hmmm or just gui. oooH

Hopefully

On: Wired's Wish List For 2013

the end of the combustion engine.
Sigh..

Weak..

On: Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables

Frr pointed out this interesting approach to the periodic table: Haiku.

You can't tell us there is nothing but this in the queue!
Haiku.. Sheesh

Just make it out of

On: Making a House That Will Last for Centuries?

beer cans, tires and mud.

Look here

Oh No!

On: Benetton Clothing to Carry RFID Tags

my secret is out!
They shall now know those size xxx panties are for me.

I shall now experience shame.

Re:Nothing different

On: Distros To Try: Slackware 9.0-rc1 And Yoper 1.0

Debian may have the upper hand but Debian is still running the 2.2 kernel and xfree 2.3 right? :)

I got a box running testing/unstable it has all the bleeding edge packages and that baby is anything but unstable.
Check out thisfor using apt with more than one source.
Yea, stable is way to old for the desktop..

Re:what idiosy

On: GTA: Vice City Sells 8.5 Million Copies in 3 Months

why not read the art of war, play chess to develop skills, or write code for the next big thing.

W00T party on BoB!!

Satire..Yes

On: Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool

* Bug reports are statistically, therefore actually, unimportant;
* If you want a bug fixed, you are (by definition) in the minority;
* Microsoft doesn't care about bugs because bug fixes are not a significant source of revenue;
* If you think you found a bug, it really only means you're incompetent;
* Anyway, people only complain about bugs to show how cool they are, not because bugs cause any real problems.

Straight from the horse's mouth.

The $10,000 question is can Gates code or did he just make a some great investments: Enquirering minds want to know.

Slashdot

On: Oscar Nominations (LotR, Spirited Away, and more)

News from Hollywood. Stuff that matters.

Hmmm

On: Hardcore Waste Recycling

If one is composting the humanure from orphanages in Haiti

I smell Profit!

Re:Great, now only if my ISP cared.

On: IEEE Standards Board Passes 802.16a

Furthermore, when some fool decides to put his entire hard drive out for grabs on Kazaa, everyone on the network suffers. Our service is subject to frequent bottlenecks and complete downages regularly

SCORE 1 RIAA

Dude, the Riaa is using special ops to bust you!
Do not fall for this! You Have Been Warned!

Go Army

On: America's Army on Linux

Maybe they can stop those evil-DDoS-doers!

Re:Problems for the military...

On: GPS Jamming for $50

"Hasik said that while the Phrack jammer is targeted at civil GPS signals, known as the C/A code, it could also threaten military systems"

You will be branded a terroist faster than CowboyKneal on a Hotdog.