Wired's Wish List For 2013
jpt.d writes "Wired has a nice article on what they wish to be for 2013. It is not too far fetched either! My personal favorite is the roll up television screen made of light-emitting-polymer. How about another Apple gadget? Their first item is an iPhone bracelet, including the functionality of a 'PDA, wireless Internet, a mini iPod, and, of course, a phone.' Notice the Apple logo in the picture." I'd settle for ubiquitous unmetered wireless network access.
More of the same old stuff... "I WANT THIS!!!" "GIMME GIMME GIMME" "ME WANT NOW!!!" In the meantime, I'm quite content with my Cheez-Its while I toy around with this PC I found in a dumpster. P.S. Can we give up the goddamn "iPDA" crap???
It really is an article about the future!
Where is my video phone?
you know, that X squared OS by Apple they show on the 2013 wristband is nicknamed Parabola.
2013 = 3 * 11 * 61
BY 2013, we need to have net access (whether wireless or wired) run like a utility rather than a commodity. There is no need to have companies like Sprint trying to make a killing by artifically restricting what really should be a near-limitless resource (bandwidth).
Let the gov't run the backbones.
I too would settle for unlimited wireless internet access everywhere. While we are at it I would settle for a few million and a supermodel wife who is also a contortionist.
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I've never really cared much for apple products, but damn i want that watch...though there may be problems with the scroll/whatever action if the motion detector always responds to quick wrist motions :)
just put a blasted alarm clock in them...
Sheesh.
I hope by 2013 I can own a robot that will get first post on /.
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The problem with all of these combination devices is that no device is going to do everything well. I have a somewhat small wrist and larger watches seem huge. At the same time, I want a large color display for my PDA.
These two things work against each other.
The display on my phone is not important (especially if I can use it as a simple modem for my PDA), but the button size is. I do not want a combination PDA and phone (think Treo and others) since I want a small phone (since I carry that on me at all times) and will take a somewhat larger PDA since I can choose to carry that or not.
So I want a small display phone with non-small buttons.
I want a PDA with a large color display (I currently have at Clie 665c to give an example).
I want a small watch with small buttons (I have a Nike Triax 42)
I want a small camera with a decent display and good optics (I have a Canon S200)
I want a MP3 player with a decent display and small size (I have an iPod)
One thing I really want is a Bluetooth-like personal network. If I pull out my PDA, I want it to sense my cell phone in my pocket and use it to connect to the internet. I want my PDA to recognize my camera and download pictures from that. if I have a laptop with me, I want it to do the same thing.
So available wireless internet is one thing, but I would rather have workable, wireless personal networks (meaning on my body).
Even better would be the ability to have a neetworked storage device somewhere (wallet, etc) that could work as a networked storage device for everything else I am carrying at once. No more carrying a 10gig iPod, a PDA with a 128meg MemoryStick and a camera with a 128meg CompacFlash card. Ideally the iPod would simply be used as storage by all devices without wires.
This would allow easy modularity without trying to pack everything into once device.
[If someone tries to patent this idea in the future, I suppose my idea cannot be used as prior art. I think I have to actually implement the idea, right? Any non-lawyers out there want to comment?]
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Someone mod this up. This is the funniest post I've seen on Slashdot in years. Even funnier than the recent NAKED POSTs.
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No fooling. I want it. I need it. Moller needs to get busy and finish it already. I'll pay cash.
http://www.moller.com/skycar
I believe Wired is right on the spot when it comes to a screen technology incorporated into a pair of glasses. It's really the only thing that makes sense when you need your hands.
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But it's not just for athletes. Technology like that is already being used in medicine (look up stuff while you operate), and I believe that when you couple it with GPS navigation you could do way cool navigational aids (think drawing arrows on the ground, you just follow).
I've been waiting for this a long time already... why can't it be ready now?
.: Max Romantschuk
Pets that eat poop instead of make it (Thus creating a circle of life between real and artificial pets.)
A 300 GHz computer with 64 GB of RAM that won't skip or delay even if it wanted to.
Reassurance that 1 term of a Bush in charge and bad economic times can equate to 2 terms of some other guy in charge for 2 terms and good economic times, and an occasional scandal that keeps things interesting.....
Oh yeah, world peace and smell-o-vision.
-Look lively. LOOK LIVELY!!! --Mr. Shmallow
now my songs can change when I'm wanking...what joy!
10 years ago I was posting messages to BBSs with a 14.4k modem, a 14" monitor and a 7MHz PC.
OK, Internet is a bigger BBS, my modem is 4x faster I've got a 17" monitor and my PC is 50x faster.
In ten years expect things will remain much the same but bigger again. Maybe I'll surf Internet2 at 250k, have a 24" monitor? My PC may even run at 20GHz
Neither did I. I voted for Nader since he was the person closest to my views. Unfortunately, I see now that our election system is as hopelessly broken as the Slashdot moderation system. I have a choice next election. I can vote for whoever is not Bush but will likely win the election compared to other candidates, or... stick with what I really believe in and vote for someone who upholds my real values. That's a hard choice because I hate being a hypocrite... and that's what voting for Gore would have made me. He's not as evil as Bush, but he's not different enough either... Gawd I hate politics!!!
Am I the only one who sees a problem with the interface of something like the iPhone. Taking it is going ot go round you wrist the only reasonable interfaces are very small button, or voice recognition. Button would be to small and I don't like the idea of having to stand in the street shouting "Ring Wife".
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Also how do you speak? Do you have to shout at the braclet or will you have to hold it up to your ear and look like a prat? OK it does have an earphone but its still a fun image
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How long are they planning to go between upgrades? Seriously though, most of that stuff seems awesome, others seem useless or overkill. Are athletes going to take their eyes off the finish line or competitors to see what their heart rate is? I do want the wrap around TV though...i'd make my room into Quake 8 by then.
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640MB of RAM is enough memory for anybody.
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
the end of the combustion engine.
Sigh..
are you him(or them?) who was NOT nominated for the Oscar this year? ;)
With a bit of work (And hopefully photos of my new house and this setup upcoming) a wraparound TV isn't all that impossible. Using a wrapping screen and an LCD projector this should be only minimally hard to achive. I'll post pictures when/if I get this working in my new house. I'm thinking of throwing the front speakers BEHIND the wrapping screen so they aren't in the way.
-Look lively. LOOK LIVELY!!! --Mr. Shmallow
...is if they'd combine that watch and earpiece with the glasses. make it comfortable, and you can have everything at your fingertips all the time... or better yet, toss the display on contact lenses... i can see it now: "don't drink and degauss - it fucks you up, man" :)
hint:
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well, I suppose the same applies for advice posts like this, maybe. kind of...
This sounds cool, but really it's not going to be easy, or desirable. The automatic darkening lenses are nowhere near perfect, and don't notice sunlight but UV light. Ask anyone who wears them in a car, they don't darken because the windows/windshield have a UV coating. Quite frankly in combination with the HUD display, I'd like to see what electronics can be built into sunglasses in the future. obvious note: IANADR (I am not a Doctor, but I work with an optical lab where doctors write perscriptions for these lenses)
When did government ever do anything better, cheaper, quicker than industry? Net access will stay in the private sector because any government can't afford to make it public for a list of reasons starting with 'they can't afford it' and running through to 'they'll fuck it up anyway'.
Net access is a commodity already - pretty soon it will be a utility in the same way petrol stations are. Think petrol stations - not roads. I dont have to sign an exclusive lock in 12 month deal with shell to fill up my tank - and soon enough I wont have to sign up to a long deal for access either - hopefully.
The question is - is 2013 soon!!!
Sitting here in my slippers typing by the light of an oil lamp, I wish for nothing more than:
1) A mobile phone that works properly;
2) Digital TV that works properly;
3) A DSL modem where the drivers have not been coded by sadists;
4) Good health;
5) Peace and quiet.
I must be getting old before my time.
Now where's my cocoa?...
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
a cure for cancer. that's all, nothing more.
of course, i would like to be the one to find it. in addition to helping billions of people, i'd get a lot of money and hot chicks, no doubt.
Light-emitting polymers aside, I think one much more interesting field of progress is paper-based dynamic displays. I recently watched a feature about this, and it seems that the technology isn't far off.
But why paper? Because, unlike any kind of polymers that we'll know of in the near future, paper is cheap as heck. Paper also provides excellent contrast and is pleasant to read off. Not to mention the ability to draw stuff on top of it with a regular pen.
I would personally not be surprised if paper-based computer displays rule the earth in ten years.
and was cancelled from production. This company http://www.appliedsensor.com/index.php , was making equipment that analysed gas emissions. Their last product before closing down equipment manufacturing was a hand held scanner. One of the few remaining scanners is now sitting on a shelf in my office so I can check the milk before I pour it in my coffee.
In 10 years Apple (or someone else) might be ready to pioneer the holographic interface to work with this iPhone.
Possible Output Methods
Possible Input Methods
So in closing... everyone complaining about the size of the iPhone being to small to see anything on, is being short sighted.
Rod!
Yesterday the USA condemned the UN to death. And you are talking about toys?
This is one of the worst moments in humankind history, where peace and war has become just a decission from the powerful countries, and the United Nations have been relegated.
Remember what happened to the "Nations League" before the WWII?
Well, here's a bug I once hit when /. banned my proxy server. The URL http://slashdot.org/ wasn't working, but http://slashdot.org/. worked just fine. I simply invoked the if your proxy /.s /., then you must use the URL /. /.
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This is the link I ment to post in my previous comment
Rod!
As a world citizen I'm ashamed we had this kind of people ruling the world...
Yes, Sadam a world threat...WTF!!!! Saudi Arabia and IRAN are the real supporters of OSSAMA and his troupe.
WTF is Bush doing there? If he wanted to prevent us from terrorist, he will fail. The US now will be more hated around the world.
And worst of all, Sadam looks like a good guy compared to Bush.
"Smell you later" replaces "goodbye" in the English language.
Shouldn't they be predicting that Apple will be out of business by 2013?
Whose wish list is it? It seems more like some raver script kiddie's wishlist...
:- more greenhouse effect, more harmful rays.
Smell Test
Whether counting calories or minding your lactose intake, you can never know too much about what you're eating. This handheld food scanner's neural network divines ingredients and quantities, giving an instant read on your favorite foods. Fido's artificial nose also sniffs out bacteria like E. coli and allergens such as peanuts or milk. Tell the scanner what you want to avoid and it barks a warning. Let's just hope it likes your cooking.
Seriously? That's just dumb. I can just imagine all these people taking out their PDA and electronically "sniffing" the food. Whatever. I'm not gonna let some machine run my life to the point where it's telling me what to eat.
Polar-Eyez
By 2013, shades have become retro cool, but contacts do a better job of blocking the sun. Using the same silver halide microcrystals that make polychromatic glasses work, these UV-filtering lenses change hue in bright light. Available in practically any color, they switch from, say, clear to deep gray during a magnificent sunrise.
Now this sounds kinda like some sort of raver thing.. What's up with the z in "eye z "? I think it'll creep out more people than it'll impress. It would be better if it changes to a natural color while still protecting your eyes. Also it would have to cover your entire eye, as your iris and pupil is not the only thing that needs protection against the sun's rays. And by 2013, with Bush in the whitehouse, you're guaranteed to have more emissions
I can guess just from this list who Wired is trying to aim it's articles to. People who like to dress like the freaky ass "cereal killer" in Hackers. Meh. I think this list is just trying to be too "hip". Where is the actual computer accessories? Where is the new human-computer interaction? Where is the new computer displays? The new interfaces? processing components? New portability? I don't want some sunglasses telling me stats on my bike, I want a personal computer playing a movie into my eye or something.
What we need is a new anti-hip hackers movie. One with a character like David from War Games.
in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
I would also like to be COMPLETELY NAKED!! (It's been a rough year, and I haven't gotten the chance yet)
All the time. For example, Medicare/Medicaid is far more efficient than just about any privately run health plan, and government research is highly efficient and has been responsible for most of the real innovations over the last 50 years.
When it comes to big organizations and big projects, the government works very well. The real question is: what big private company has been better, cheaper, or quicker than the government? Enron? IBM? AT&T? Don't make me laugh. Big corporations are command economies but without the transparency and checks-and-balances of governments, and the often do their business free of they kind of competitive pressures that make markets efficient.
I am all for a private sector and free markets in telecommunications. The trouble is that we don't have it. And if the choice is between unregulated inefficient corporate behemoths and public utilities or strongly regulated private utilities, the latter is much preferable and likely to be more efficient.
What I want is some really good Virtual Reality pr0n!
And I don't actually foresee all those things coming about so fast anyway. Small OLED screens will hopefully be widespread in 10 years, but they'll still be expensive as wall covering. Noise cancelation of non-periodic signals is hard. And the market for mood-ring-contact-lenses seems even smaller than the market for mood rings.
"... a supermodel wife who is also a contortionist."
Um, where can I get one of these?
HURD kernel?
Ya know in that Futugramdma episode number S1E13948 where Fender and Filip Jay.
I'd hope Bill Gates would be so kind as to loosen our tracking collars in 2013.
A 300 GHz computer with 64 GB of RAM that won't skip or delay even if it wanted to.
I think Moore's law will put you around 1.5THz in 2013.
But your system will still skip and delay because you'll be running Windows 2013.
"It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
Playstation 9!
"It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
Mod Points: Helping you keep your opinion to yourself.
1. Universal healthcare
2. Alternate fuel technology which is less polluting
3. US stops deterring democracy in the third world
I want all my music - thousands of hi bit rate MP3 files on a walkman the size of a credit card, with good sound... full EQ. I want it to interface seemlessly and wirelessly with my PC when it's anywhere near it. When I'm in the car I want it to wirelessly interface with the car stereo so that sound comes out of the speakers and I can select tracks on the dash. And I want it next week. For less than 300 bucks. And a wife that doesn't suck, because she does.
By 2013,
1)not to deal with the scourge of spam as we do today. By that time, we will have better email systems. 2)An alarm clock that had a sensor(infra-red) that would check if I am out of my bed and would continue to ring until I got up even after hitting the snooze button.
3)Really cool dual-headed displays for PDA's and other electronic devices. 4)Sale of only flat panel displays to be allowed. CRT displays should be banned.
5)The present ratio of desktop:laptop 70:30 should be reversed. 6)AMD to have 50-60 % of the CPU marketshare
Actually, Dubya's plan is to attack the Iraq to lay his mitts on Saddam's oil. Once he has that, he's independant from Saudi Arabia and Iran for his supplies, and can tackle those countries. The Saudis are just too stoopid to realize this, or they would never help him with the invasion...
The Turks are a little bit smarter, they know what the Kurds will attempt to do when Saddam is no longer.
though I have second thoughts about MY TAX DOLLARS (erm, euros) funding it.
whatever floats your boat, though.
My life in the land of the rising sun.
1) A cure for HIV that is cheap enough to be rolled out in Africa. Failing a cure, a vaccine to stop new infection would also halt the pandemic.
2) A method of world governance that rids us of rogue states that persecute their own populations (Saddam, North Korea et al) and also curbs rogue states with semi-democratically elected leaders who want to attack other states on dodgy pretexts (GWB I'm looking at you)
3) An end to the tech slump, sustained growth in IT sectors, more coding jobs for me!
4) Moore's observation to continue to hold true, more better toys getting cheaper.
5) Following on from that, widespread internet rollouts in the third world. The street finds it's own uses for technology, and the villages will find their own uses for information and commication.
6) Open source software to keep getting better, no more constrictive tech monopolies, and end to DVD region coding and hard crypto staying legal.
My Karma: ran over your Dogma
StrawberryFrog
Well if they tried it might make DVD Player.app stable.
This comment while interesting has no real relevance on this website.
I found this article to be horribly unrepresentative of how technology, particularly entertainment/information technology, progresses. Wherever technology goes, pornography is already there, waiting for it. Seriously, there wasn't any mention of technology in that article geared towards the production, distribution, or enjoyment of pornography, nor was there any mention of technology designed to enhance or simulate sexual experiences. Can any serious discussion of future technology exist WITHOUT mention of the pr0n industry? I think not. This article is, therefore, worthless.
I am ashamed that the president of the United States is from Texas. I sure didn't elect that cowboy!
my wishlist is for peace.
it's amazing how slashdotters, a large mass, dont' talk about iraq much. it's a whole can of worms, where everyone will say something different, but if we agree on even the smallest point, slashdot is a mass to at least be heard.
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"I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. But Wanda loves me and that should be enough for you." - Cosmo
Imagine if google news don't return several link to the "same topic" article, but an article of their own, objetive, something made taking in account what say every source and makes its own version. And then, imagine that at internet level, not just for news (of course, giving they own version and links to the sites that it took to make their version).
This kind of things, used with wearable glasses+sound i/o+holoclock could make people of the future very informed (or at least very funny to watch, moving arms in the air to point to their point of view virtual interface).
Hopefully by 2013 we'll be using a new email protocol with server authentication. Didn't the author of Q-mail suggest such an implementation?
rob
Personally, I think sunglass contacts will NEVER catch on.
Contacts require:
- Prescription fitting (you definately should see an opthamologist before wearing them)
- Careful application
- Rewetting in dry climates
- Cleaning/disposal
Sunglasses will always be cheaper than sunglass-contacts because of those reasons.
Have you ever been to a hospital in Germany? Ever been to one in the US? Do you know that your public health insurance doesn't cover all medical necessities?
While in the Seattle area, I had a medical problem for which I required a hospital visit on a Sunday morning. The medical staff was friendly and efficient, and the hospital was clean. I was in and out of there within an hour and a half, including an examination, an X-Ray, and a prescription.
While in Aachen, I had a medical problem for which I required a hospital visit on a Friday evening. After standing in line in serious pain, I arrived at the check-in desk, where the woman sat there stamping and stapling things and ignoring me until I had stated three times that I really needed help and would she please put the paperwork to the side for just a second. After she had checked me in I sat in the filthy waiting room for 2 hours without a soul in sight (patient or doctor) before someone came and asked me if a doctor had seen me yet. I suspect they had very simply forgotten me up to that point. The doctor did finally see me, diagnose me, and prescribe a medicine which no longer exists under the name with which he prescribed it. Fortunately the pharmacist just brought me a substitute.
I do not feel safe with the hospitals in Germany. They are, in my experience, not significantly better than the indigent hospitals (Ben Taub in Houston for example) in the US.
The insurance makes me feel even less safe. The level of medical care covered by your public health insurance is determined by the government. There are medically necessary procedures which have been declared medically unnecessary by law in Germany. This is particularly true in the area of dental problems. And the level of coverage is probably going to be reduced this year again by law.
With private health insurance you have a contract, and the insurance provider is contractually required to continue his coverage at the same level. Not so with public health insurance.
And given how little you get, the public insurance is just extremely expensive. This is because it's not operated on any principles of economics valid in the real world. Insurers in the US know that you have to charge a deductible so that people have an economic motivation not to cause unnecessary costs. The total cost of an insurance to the insured is lowered in this way. Why don't insurers in Germany know this? Patients in the US know that you have to pay a doctor for services rendered, otherwise you won't be able to get good doctors. Why are most German doctors then payed per 3-month period the same amount for every patient they serve regardless how little or how much work that patient requires? The cost is enormous: 11-15% of your monthly salary -- and the public health insurance companies are still in serious financial difficulties. And the doctors are still not paid in a way fitting to the level of training, intelligence, and committment the profession requires. But the AOK still has it's office am Markt in Aachen -- in one of the most expensive real estate ares in the city.
I do think that the German wish and ideal of providing good health insurance to everyone shows a certain nobility of spirit, and I don't fault that desire. However the average level of health care in Germany is, in my opinion formed through personal experience, not significantly above that provided to bottom 20% of earners in the US. I don't have cost comparisons with the US, but the German health care system is the most expensive in Europe. And the current tendence is not towards improvement.
That noble German generousity needs to get back in touch with economic reality, or it's going to sink the whole system and everyone will be needy instead of just a few.
I think, the goggles with integrated display will have some future. Imagine this: A HUD-Display, connected through bluetooth to some Laptop (maybe in your backpack) could give you a huge amount of information. GPS-Navigation, E-Mail, Traffic-Warnings. Connect it to a small digicam, run a persons face through a recognition-software.Lookup the result in your databse et voila: Name, Birthdate right in front of you.
A government of the United States that is truly FOR the people, and that has reformed its totalitarian, greedy, beaurocratic ways. A government that has perhaps severed its ties with greedy lobbyists, realized that some of the laws it has passed are unconstitutional and repealed them. BTW: I also want a pony...
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"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
-- George Orwell
is not what it used to be....
I can biased from the fact that they took my money and dont deliever any magazines, and tell me that they send the magazines away and I have to clear the issue with my postal office...
bastards.
(Yes, I am getting old, grumpy and bitter, but I have a right to!)
instead of a flying car and iWhatever,
my 2013 wishlist just says 'girl (real please)'.
But I'll probably have to settle for a wireless network and direct access to pr0n on my iWatch/iPda/iPhone/iNameitwevegotit.
What is it with people and phone/watches?
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
Seems to me that Wired is 13 years behind on the phone/pda/bracelet thing.
Samsung is bringing out it's mobile watch phone later this year! It has wireless bluetooth so you don't have to speak dicetly into the watch, works on the GSM network, GPRS and OLED color display!
Picture of the phone
...is disturbingly similar to the "Wall Screens" in Farenheit 451. I wonder how long it will be until Microsoft starts offering their "Ultimate TV" with personalization capabilities that are made to work with digitally created talk show hosts, news anchors, etc. that call you by your name, can see you through video cameras, and change the programming depending on what your do or say in the room. It'll be interesting...
... fucking world peace, god damnit.
+1 Insightful, -1 Troll. What can I say, I'm an Insightful Troll.
weight maybe?, my old 21 inch sun trinitron display warped my desk with it's weight. or heat. the heat coming off a crt is enough to keep me warm during winter. maybe power? my 17 inch lcd runs on 12 volt ac and doesn't dim the lights in my computer room when I turn it on. oh yeah, warm up time. my lcd display is almost instantly on when I press power. or how about magnetic interference... I neverhave to degauss my lcd, or worry about it being too close to my speakers, or cell phone, or bathing me in x rays for hours on end...
I don't get it, what have you got against death? Isn't it the natural course of life to die eventually? The really sickening thing is what overpopulation is doing to Africa: deforestation, erosion, pollution, breakdown of traditional culture and family organization, Nigerian scam emails . . .
a PhD. If college is anything like high school, I will have sufficiently improved my "Jean-Luc Picard"-style hairdo by then.
Without the defence department's initial backing, the internet would probably not exist in it's current form today.
This contains everything that seems to be wrong with people's concerns about war -- please explain it if I'm misunderstanding. You seem to believe that Iraq is a rogue state, the gov't does slaughter its own population, and that it would be generally a better world should Saddam et. al. be usurped.
But then you say that GDub's pretexts are dodgy? The people against war seem to cry that they are the unheard minority -- but keep in mind they are just that, a minority. Depeding on the poll you look at, 60% - 70% of Americans are in favor of war in Iraq. If they halted war every time there were significant numbers of protestors, Americans would probably all be speaking German right now. Or hell, speaking with British accents.
And I *really* don't understand why it's so many Slashdotter's and other's wish that we follow a One World Order(tm). The prevalent opinion seems to be for smaller government and smaller business, but, what, unless it's the UN or some entity like it? As far as I know, the US as a sovereign nation has the right to follow its own course, even if it's contrary to that of the rest of the world.
Frankly, I'm not saying I'm for a war -- but it's sad to me that those that are against such efforts have yet to construct an cogent argument for their cause that's more than just a personal attack on the US's incumbent Executive.
Why don't the just put alarm clock into earplugs so there will be no need to distinguish sounds.
"Let's just hope it likes your cooking."
"Visualize world records."
"Now that's a wrap."
Nice to see Fozzie Bear has gotten into technology writing.
I'd like a world where more thought is put into the content of an article than the barf-inducing cutesy closers to every squib.
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Believe me, I'm as surprised by my comment as you are.
Why is it PDA manufacturers have such an aversion to hard drives ? A PDA with a HD and an IPOD-like form factor could be so much more and then integration (true OS with camera - still and video- MP3 etc etc ) will truly be possible....
I'd settle for ubiquitous unmetered wireless network access.
We can already do that. Just hook up a wireless router to your cable modem. I would much prefer "metered" network access, so that I only pay for what I use, instead of sharing the costs of the spammers and mp3 downloaders.
Mike van Lammeren
It will challenge your head, your brain, and your mind.
an LCD Screen that won't crack when I get pissed off and hit it. In the last week i've fuxored a laptop and an Archos Jukebox.
Maybe I need anger management classes instead.
because I have been enjoined by this Holy Office to abandon the false opinion which maintains that the Sun is the centre
You're probably right, but let's try to read between the lines:
1. The wrist computer is exactly this: a computer in your wrist. Nowadays, what is the main app for computers? Pr0n, of course. Just imagine the potential. I can't even begin with...
2. The smell tester can be very useful when you need to check the safety of some... um... "service" you want to get.
3. The earplug can be used to screen undesired and unerotic sounds. An invention like this is sure to experience the sex experience, even in the Slashdot demographic. But don't neutralize the sound of your parents when they come home.
4. Nice goggles. Now you can forget those boring classes and no one will see what you're really learning about. Just keep enough interesting info in its display. It can even record your performance, for Scott's sake!
5. Well, you have a point here. I can't imagine a way of making lenses seem more useful. Perhaps by blocking your sight when you're with an ugly woman. This is a bit chauvinistic, isn't it?
6. Look at all those naked women! And they're in natural size! Wow!
My neighbor's
I guess all those thousands of Kilometers of fibre cabling, routers, switches, DSLAMS, etc, should all be free too, becuase they are really, an near-limitless resource. We can always make more, right? I suppose the computers to access the internet should be free, 'cuz really silicon is just sand, right, and we've got a nearlt limitless supply of that. Oh, but wait, I'm forgetting wireless access. We could just use that because there is a completely unlimited supply of RF spectrum. It all just a conspiracy to make us wage slaves
Get a clue dumbass!!!
the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head
Since I made my whooping 9 jumps (I know, not very impressive), I always thought a heads up display for skydiving would be AWESOME!
You already wear goggles (usually), and theres a lot of information that you need to pay attention to. Mostly altitude... But still, I think having a visual display of your altitude, and some warnings for break off altitude, and some BIG warnings when you come up on the minimum to cut away your chute WAY too fast would save a lot of lifes from what Ive read in the fatality reports.
Off to class!
Scott.
how many times have i seen this exact comment from you now?
(Oh come on, we know the rulers already indulge like pigs when they leave the country. Their problem, much like the US's, is hypocritical bluenosism.)
What ever happened to the Refrigerator which monitored supplies and ordered groceries using the internet, and the Microwave that spoke with the Refrigerator and cooked your food for you?
What are you talking about?! It's excellent trollbait!
Hail Hitler!
He was being sarcastic.. and making a forward looking statement from present day, not the 80's like the original statement.
Since it's already got skin contact with your wrist anyway, maybe it could just transmit a galvanic charge electrically up the ulner nerve in your arm to the optic senors in your brain. Basically creating a "hallucination" of the watch interface in your field of vision. Of course you could also load in MPG-6 holomovies of porn in into the iPod player and watch those without anyone being able to see! ; -)
The question is would the razor blades be on the inside or the outside?
Polar-Eyez was predicted in Mission: Impossible the TV series from the 80's. Remember that episode where they tricked this guy he was blind by using these lenses instead of his real ones?