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  1. Re:You know people will take it seriously on Japanese Robot Guards to Patrol Shops And Offices · · Score: 5, Funny

    I sure as hell hope we can't run Windows on it.

    "Hello, I am Guardrobo D1 anGET B1GGER WITH V1AGRA!"

  2. You know people will take it seriously on Japanese Robot Guards to Patrol Shops And Offices · · Score: 4, Funny

    what with a name like Guardrobo.

    But does it have frickin' laser beams?

  3. Blocking out free energy? on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Ok, mod me uninformed, but it seems stupid to block free energy. There is so much raw energy to harvest, and yet we want to limit that? Perhaps scientists should focus more on ways that we as humans can minimalize our impact on the environment.

  4. Re:One problem.. on Windows Longhorn and Internet Explorer 7 · · Score: 1

    Yes it does. The Heart of Gold.

    "Windows turned my computer into a bowl of petunias!"

  5. Re:wow.. silly patent on Microsoft Found Guilty of Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Can I mod your title as redundant?

    *ducks*

  6. Xbox exploits? on The Scoop on the Xbox 360's Embedded OS? · · Score: 1

    I ask this question with full sincerity: Are we going to see people writing malware for Xboxes? It's connected to the internet, and it's running Windows. What more could you possibly need? I could imagine that it probably doesn't support ports 80, 25, etc. but it could happen..

    -- n

  7. Re:Not a Laptop on Due Next Year: Dell's 19-inch Laptop · · Score: 1

    Come on an almost 3 inch thick laptop...

    I hope I speak for the rest of the Slashdot community when I say that you have one of the sickest fetishes I've ever heard of.

  8. Magneto? on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it just me, or is Microsoft attempting to re-invent their image? "Magneto", like "Underdog" (the new search engine) is definitely a far cry from "Longhorn" in terms of target audience.

    Microsoft: The new Apple wannabe? I dunno.

    -- n

  9. Re:In other news... on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Beowulf... **runs away before hideous modding ensues**

  10. Panic attacks are fun! on Computer Crash Reactions Examined · · Score: 1

    An hour before a programming project was due, I misused the jar utility. In my state of exhaustion, I typed

    % jar cf GraphicsTest.java ConsoleGraphics.java ...

    instead of first specifying the .jar file name.

    Oops.

    jar ran, and expectedly axed my source file. I stared at my monitor in disbelief. My breathing got irregular and I seriously started to panic. Not fun.

    Fortunately, when source is in your head and your adrenaline is pumping, you can rewrite a few hundred lines of code pretty quickly :)

    -- n

  11. The first law of new software... on Six Laws of the New Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first law of new software is you do NOT talk about new software.

    The second law of new software is...

    C'mon, somebody had to say it.

  12. If I only had a mod point. on DJB Announces 44 Security Holes In *nix Software · · Score: 1

    NP-complete humor deserves +1 Funny.

    -- n

  13. Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka (edit) on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 1

    Edit:

    That was supposed to be:

    "Hello, Charlie.." [/hannibal] -- with html brackets.

    What's that silly preview button for, anyhow?

  14. Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, that's one scary Willy Wonka. I can almost see him saying:

    "Hello, Charlie.."

    -- n

  15. Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? on Daring to Dream: Apple & IBM · · Score: 1

    While such a "marriage" (read: merge?) would provide benefits for both companies, Apple could lose it's "cool" image that has helped it dominate the digital music market. IBM isn't known to be hip. Although us geeks know they are way cooler than MS, the general public envisions men in business suits when they hear IBM mentioned.

    -- n

  16. Re:Which department? on U.S. Cybersecurity Report Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it was pronounced "Homeland Security"...

    I guess I'd better brush up with my Hooked On Phonics tapes.

  17. Re:Here, I'll help drive you insane on SNES Audio Unit As Stand-Alone Player · · Score: 1

    Of course the soundtrack does better. Celes' theme, the Opera, Dancing Mad (yes! yes!).

    Oh yeah, the other song that gets stuck in my head is the damned Veldt. Nooo, I'm hearing it already!

    -- n

  18. Here, I'll help drive you insane on SNES Audio Unit As Stand-Alone Player · · Score: 2, Funny

    **cues Zozo music from FF3** Hahaha, you shall never escape from this insanely catchy beat!

  19. It's not Google's fault. on Porn Site Sues Google Over Linked Images · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they got the pictures, then Mr. pr0n company needs to somehow protect them better. And it's not like it's Ansel Adams photography either.

    And instead of suing Google for providing a link to some page that allows one to exploit their site, why not make something more secure?

    Yet another company guilty of doing things The American Way.

    -- n

  20. Re:Respuesta obligatoria de Futurama on Microsoft Patents 'IsNot', Enlists WTO · · Score: 3, Funny

    Die, my brilliant metal asshole?

    Is that a Babelfish translation or did I screw that up entirely :)

    -- n

  21. Re:Maybe someone on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use dozens, it's the New tens.

    -- n

  22. Another Heart of Gold complaint... on Hitchhikers Movie Update · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whatever happened to a "space age running shoe sleekness"?

    However, on a positive note, that spacecraft does look like it's from a Douglas Adams novel :D

    -- n

  23. Re:It's ok, MS has indemnified everybody on Warezed SoundForge Files In Windows Media Player · · Score: 1

    No, he meant virile. We all know how Microsoft's bend-over-and-take-it policy makes companies and customers, er, feel.

    Actually, the real problem is that it's both viral and virile ... not only do they fuck lots of people over, they manage to infect them at the same time.

  24. Re:Every 2-3 years on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    If I lost my 2300 pictures I'd be lost.

    Lost? Just get that imagination working, and you wouldn't need those 2300, er, pictures.

    -- n

  25. Finding other intelligent life (the hard way) on US Ready to put Weapons in Space · · Score: 1

    If there are species in space that share our territorial behavior, we'll be sure to discover their existence when our $2B interstellar lasers start "internally combusting" (as the media will put it).

    -- n