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Daring to Dream: Apple & IBM

Anonymous writes "The Register has a comment piece of the marriage (speculative) between IBM and Apple. Although wildly speculative, it is not improbable. With IBM already supplying PowerPCs to Apple and Apple having not signed up to IBM's PowerPC consortia, there are hints in this get-together. Apple would also supply IBM with the "lifestyle" side of things. If it does happen, it would be most interesting."

523 comments

  1. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple & IBM Dreamteam
    First?

  2. Um.... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is laughable.

    1. Re:Um.... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't hear you laughing...

      Yeah, doesn't seem so laughable, does it?

  3. Can you imagine? by wcitechnologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine? The instabilities you've always wanted (on a Mac) but never thought you could afford?

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    1. Re:Can you imagine? by B747SP · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Can you imagine, a fleet of iBooks or Powerbooks that all, without exception, suffer uneconomical-to-repair hardware failures at precisely three years +/- three months of age?

      That's what an IBM/Apple merger means to me.

      In my extended experience, IBM are the experts at designing equipment to fail. Their gear simply cannot be relied upon in a commercial setting. Worthless junk, designed for the sole porpoise of stripping money out of commercial customers, that's my IBM.

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    2. Re:Can you imagine? by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 5, Funny

      designed for the sole porpoise

      When you put it like that, it does sound a bit fishy.

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    3. Re:Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that's why the 760XL I got on eBay doesn't work anym.... oh wait a second, it's working just fine!

      Thinkpads are some of the thoughest laptops on the market today, bare none.

    4. Re:Can you imagine? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had a dollar for every time IBM has been mentioned as a suitor for a tech company.

    5. Re:Can you imagine? by deaddrunk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeh that mainframe hardware really sucks, that's why large organisations are always suffering catastrophic losses of vital data. Oh wait.....

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    6. Re:Can you imagine? by wcitechnologies · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I had a dollar!

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    7. Re:Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good GOD that was so not punny...

      =:P

    8. Re:Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bare none? Me either! This exhibitionist society really hacks me...

    9. Re:Can you imagine? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      That's nothing, I wish I had a euro for every time IBM has been mentioned as a suitor for a tech company.

    10. Re:Can you imagine? by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      I wish I had a wish

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    11. Re:Can you imagine? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm impressed that the guy got not one but two fish references in one sentence. Not that a porpoise is a fish but ... you know what I mean.

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    12. Re:Can you imagine? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Psh, what about the ££???

    13. Re:Can you imagine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      brits'll get around to adopting the euro eventually

    14. Re:Can you imagine? by capmilk · · Score: 1

      Pounds, pff! How about Kilos?

    15. Re:Can you imagine? by camcloud1 · · Score: 0

      But porpoise aren't fish. They're mammals.

  4. Whoof by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just had a weird waking dream. Charlie Chaplain, on roller skates, was brandishing his cane at the Big Brother screen in the 1984 commercial.

    I need more coffee...

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    1. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who is this Charlie Chaplain you speak of? Some sort of priest on roller skates? You know what would be funny? If he dressed like Charlie Chaplin.

    2. Re:Whoof by bhima · · Score: 1
      I'm in central Europe (therefore it's late enough to be drinking wodka) and thought much along same lines... still it's a fantastic idea

      .... I need more wodka

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    3. Re:Whoof by adeydas · · Score: 0

      ya, this could put M$ out of business... ofcourse the apple-IBM merger would become another M$ in the process, so who cares...

    4. Re:Whoof by falkryn · · Score: 1

      wow, that's going back. now you're bringing up memories of the ibm junior (?) and such... Meh, I was a commodore man (well, boy really).

    5. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your dream better than the article submission's dream.

    6. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please explain how this is going to or could put Microsoft out of business? Is Apples market share going to magically grow from under 5% to over 80%? There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products and they are what are in high demand. Get a clue Apple will never kill Microsoft or grow to be anything more than a niche OS. If any OS does it, it will be various distributions of Linux as it provides no lock-in to a single distribution, it's free and can accomplish all of the same tasks. Apple products have the same lock-in that MS products do with very little advantage and all at a higher price.

    7. Re:Whoof by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please explain how this is going to or could put Microsoft out of business? Is Apples market share going to magically grow from under 5% to over 80%? There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products and they are what are in high demand.

      Well, I doubt it could do that, but that isn't the point. Huge as it is, one of the reasons IBM is (allegedly) getting out of the PC hardware business because the margins aren't big enough to make being in it worthwhile. While Macs have a smaller niche, Apple makes a higher profit per machine sold than most PC vendors.

      Anyway, consider the possibility of OS X on P-series workstations and workgroup servers. While it's doubtful there would be a massive paradigm shift, there are quite a few opportunities for expanding the Mac market share, and a whole lot of potential bucks to be made.

    8. Re:Whoof by goodzilla · · Score: 1

      Can anyone post a link to the big brother commercial i actually havent seen it

    9. Re:Whoof by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Ummm, I'm pretty sure more coffee isn't going to make Charlie go away - or the darn bugs crawling under my skin, for that matter.

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    10. Re:Whoof by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 1

      I don't think Apple's (or anyone's) market share would need to surpass 80% in order to hurt or even displace MS. If MS market share dropped to 50% analysts and others would have questions about MS's ability to compete & innovate. Their market cap would probably diminish significantly even if they still had 50% market share.

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    11. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:Whoof by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...various distributions of Linux...

      That is exactly a problem with LINUX's incompatible versions that only a geek can use. An ordinary user cannot go and buy off the shelf or order off the 'net many programs that will run on all versions of LINUX. Until the LINUX community standardizes as well as Windows or the Mac, LINUX will always be a system for professional expers, like most /. readers are.

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    13. Re:Whoof by suckmysav · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products

      You are right in saying that the defection by IBM from the Wintel market would in no way "kill MS", but then I doubt anybody is seriously suggesting that it would. MS is HUGE afterall. On the other hand, if you had read the article, you would know that IBM are in the process of selling off their PC business. Once they have done that they will have precious little reason to want to continue selling MS products. Consider these points;

      1) IBM are one of the most active
      Linux-on-server evangalists in
      vendorspace.

      2) IBM continues to harbour extreme
      bitterness over they way they were
      shafted by MS during the OS/2 fiasco.

      3) IBM surely desire to sell more of
      their own PPC chips, which are not
      supported by the MS OS, but are
      supported by both OS/X & Linux.

      Add these things together and I find it hard to imagine that IBM would either need or want to continue selling MS products. They might continue to offer some limited MS Server products with their low-end x86 server range alongside the Linux on PPC that they will be undoubtably pushing, just to maintain a "complete" product range but you can bet your bottom dollar that this will be a shrinking business for them and the sooner it dies the better it will be from their perspective.

      A marriage with apple would be VERY attractive to IBM. They could for the most part ditch Microsoft altogether and by doing so build up their own PPC CPU business. Apple would become their defacto PC arm, and with IBM pushing Mac OS/X on PPC into businesses you had better believe that a lot of PHB's would stand up and take that seriously as a viable desktop platform. You have the "business cred" of IBM coupled with the "cool factor" of apple and you have a force to be reckoned with.

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    14. Re:Whoof by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Bitterness between MS and IBM?

      you seem to have forgotten the extreme compeition between Apple and IBM in the early 80's!!!

      I mean the fact that IBM and Apple merging is kinda hypocritical, considering both companies past antagonism with each other.

      Make friends with the enemy of the enemy?

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    15. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. Imagine if IBM took over Apple's enterprise offerings. DAMN! And IBM sharing their Thinkpad IP with Apple. I just got goose bumps. God I'm such a dork.

    16. Re:Whoof by SilverMike · · Score: 1

      You are right on.. Also Linux runs on just about anything and could do it.... If Apple wants to sell hardware; sell it without OS X and let us install Linux... wow you say that would be expensive. Yes PC's are inexpensive today. Apple is still expensive.

    17. Re:Whoof by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Apple products have the same lock-in that MS products do with very little advantage and all at a higher price.

      I would agree with the first part of that statement, however if you are really saying you think OS X has very little advantage over Windows then I'd have to say you're an idiot.

    18. Re:Whoof by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Sure, they were in competition about 20 years ago.

      So what?

      Competition is one thing, being totally shafted by an alledged business partner is another. Besides, apple has been a customer of IBM's for many years now. There has been no sign of any bitterness between the two for a long time.

      And it looks like I was dead on target when I said that IBM would be looking to ramp up sales of their PPC chips too.

      Is IBM PC sell off preparation for a Power chip attack?

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    19. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple products have the same lock-in that MS products do with very little advantage and all at a higher price.

      Bollocks. Mod down parent comment as it is asinine.

      1. There is no lock-in with FreeBSD.
      2. Contrary to what Aaron Hillegass says, GNUstep and Cocoa are very compatible. Vis GNUMail.app - works great on both platforms.
      3. Apple use free (GNU) developer tools.
      4. Apple hardware is more bang for buck than x86 - so yes, it is directly cheaper too.

      The following article cites three articles at Linuxworld which disprove the myth about prices.

      http://rixstep.com/1/20041106,00.html

      And after all, after hearing from Ballmer how MS are best in the world at security, did you really think the 'cheap PC' was any more than just Redmond/Santa Clara spin?

      Finally - 'with very little advantage' - really? We're not witnessing more MS astro-turfing here, are we?

  5. 2400c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't IBM manufacture that machine for Apple?

    1. Re:2400c by thisgooroo · · Score: 1

      no. only the processor

  6. Big Brother by phloydde1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the first thing that would happen if such a merger took place would be that all the copies and references to the "big brother" superbowl commercial would somehow mysteriously disappear.

    1. Re:Big Brother by Squareball · · Score: 1

      Along with all of the lines like "Do you run IBM or Mac?" and "IBM PC Compatable"

    2. Re:Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What commercial? And IBM has always been at war with Microsoft. I think we need to update your inaccurate history book.

    3. Re:Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

      The commercial in question was an Apple commercial."Big Brother" was IBM. Microsoft had nothing to do with it.

  7. frsto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple + IBM = mmmmm....

  8. buy by oneishy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    so should I buy apple or IBM stock?

    1. Re:buy by Nerftoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More like, "which one should I short?"

    2. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Noone ever got fired for buying IBM.

    3. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...well, Steve Jobs might be, if this deal goes ahead. ;-)

    4. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUY! It'll help increase the value of my stock!

    5. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, I think, since it looks like the deal is far more lucrative for IBM.

    6. Re:buy by Loco3KGT · · Score: 2, Informative

      Statistically speaking the company getting bought out is the one that sees a stock price increase. Of course you may have already missed the boat on Apple's stock given it's value of $65.

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    7. Re:buy by wahsapa · · Score: 0

      i was THIS |----| close to talking my dad into droppping $$ into apple stock when it was at $12 back in 98 :(

    8. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know thats a joke but it might not be far from the point. IBM is dumping PCs cause the margins are too low. And despite the fact that Apple's exterprise systems are very cost competitive, they have high margins. They have also proven themselves very capable. If IBM were to take over Apple's enterprise products, that would be a huge boost to their acceptance.

    9. Re:buy by schuster · · Score: 1

      you're joking, but that's why I can't see this happening. Steve Jobs would never sell his baby like this. Why would he? Things are going so well these days. They might develop a close partnership, but no one is going to buy Apple.

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  9. Except... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.

    Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

    Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized

    Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

    Yeah, except for a few trivial things, it could happen. Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

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    1. Re:Except... by eno2001 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

      Cool! That would be akin to my lifelong dream of an asteroid passing the planet and infecting all bears with some kind of mutation that would make them as big as godzilla and give them a taste for people filled buildings. Life is too boring without that kind of thing happening more often.

      In other news... didn't Jobs market the Mac as being anti-suit, anti-corporate, anti-business, anti-IBM originally? Oh well, if we had republicans voting for Kerry and deomcrats voting for Bush this past election, ANYTHING is possible.

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    2. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.
      • # Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at? The article is based around the fact that the two companies are a natural complement to each other, and these points you make merely support that hypothesis.

    3. Re:Except... by four2five · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll give you the ego bullet hands down, and the cultural one is also valid but I would argue the first two. As the article states, apple has tried, with limited success, to get into the HPC and business side of things. The XRAID is, $ for $, some of the best cheap/dumb disk out there. With IBM filling the high - middle end, apple could come in on the low end of business hardward and help out. With IBM pimping Apple's business products they could gain ground fast.
      IBM growing it's services biz and apple not having one is okay, they compliment each other. Apple has a reputation for building easy to use interfaces on top of *nix hardware/software. I'ved used OS X server and it makes running apache/mysql/etc. a lot easier for a *nix novice.
      I've been a long time apple fan and I would be cautious of this merger. I'd hate to see apple's "style" or whatever you want to call it formed into the mainstream by the behemouth that is big blue.

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    4. Re:Except... by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's another: They knew that the Slashdotters were getting tired of the normal "Apple is going bankrupt" rumor and we needed to spice things up with a " is going to buy Apple" story.

    5. Re:Except... by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!


      I found a giant tree frog in my toilet one morning. When I tried to fish him out, he retreated down the hole and I had to get to work. He wasn't there when I got home. About a month later, moving a desk, I found his mummified body.

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    6. Re:Except... by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!


      I have just overcome my fear of sharks in the toilet. I hope you realize you've just ruined my life.

      -Peter
    7. Re:Except... by Otter · · Score: 1
      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

      Not only are there already clawed frogs, their genome is being sequenced. They don't normally live in toilets, though.

    8. Re:Except... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 0, Redundant
      IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none. Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      The optimal merger is not between two companies that do the same thing. The optimal merger is between two companies that do different but complimentary things.

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    9. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.

      The iTunes music store is a service, and is quickly becoming one of Apple's main money makers.

      Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      True. But this could be one of the "synergeies" the two firms are looking for.

      Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized

      True, but IBM of 1984 is not the IBM of 2004. Anyone here from Lotus/Tivoli/Sequent to comment on how well or poorly IBM has integrated culturally "different" businesses?

      Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

      Bingo. You're right -- ain't gonna happen :)

    10. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are these things comlimentary? Things, "You are a beautiful person for asking that. You complete me."

    11. Re:Except... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      Share customers, decrease overhead. Economies of scale - you go from 2 HR departments to 1.5 HR departments, because some people become redundant when the companies merge.

    12. Re:Except... by rwrife · · Score: 1

      I've got a clawed frog in my aquarium.

    13. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Anyone here from Lotus/Tivoli/Sequent to comment on how well or poorly IBM has integrated culturally "different" businesses?

      I can speak for Lotus. It worked well for a while, but now, IBM just re-brands everything as Websphere (taking a page out of the .NET book). Every once in a while, IBM wakes up and says, "Let's put some money behind Lotus!" But before the dust even clears, they have forgotten what they were marketing and go back to sleep with tiny dream bubbles that say --websphere-- floating above their PHB heads.

    14. Re:Except... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why not? One is mostly business oriented and the other is mostly consumer oriented, and both would probably like a piece of the other pie. The PPC chips are an existing bond. I think it might be a good idea.

      The real burning question of utmost importance is what do you call the beast?

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    15. Re:Except... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Ironic that anyone could have bought the company for almost nothing ($6 billion market cap figure $7 billion price tag, but you get a little over $5 billion cash) even a year ago, and there was no speculation of anyone buying Apple, but now that Apple is worth almost $25 billion everyone is speculating about a purchase.
      Personally, I thought SUN should have bought AMD and Apple last summer and given one last shot at a top to bottom proprietary hardware company. They'd be sitting a whole lot prettier then they are now.

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    16. Re:Except... by AtrN · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      To take them out of the game (although this isn't really applicable in this situation).

    17. Re:Except... by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      It might be considered an advantage as a services company to not sell certain types of hardware, especially if they are low margin. Customers will be more willing to bring you in if they know that you aren't going to be pushing your brand of PCs on them.

    18. Re:Except... by Ruzty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      * Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      Remind me again why Cisco bought Linksys? Oh yeah, to capture the small business and consumer market to complete their large business product line.

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    19. Re:Except... by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      • IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.

      iTunes? IBM could take iTunes, craft content distribution deals with major labels, and then later turn around and re-license their services and technology to other digital music suppliers, so that eventually 'digitial music' would mean 'IBM servers and services'. It could be a way of turning the digital music (and, presumably, movie) distribution industry into a commodity market with IBM at the helm.

      Aside from that, if IBM were to dump their PC business and buy Apple, they then end up in the exact situation they lost with the original IBM PC: what is (essentially) a proprietary hardware platform. Keep the consumer sales side going, push MacOS X machines for business use, and they'd have a big stick to swing at the Wintell Hegemony...

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    20. Re:Except... by Genady · · Score: 1


      An Apple/IBM alliance could be a good thing for both companies, but I don't see IBM shilling Apple iMacs to business. However selling into the Workstation market and lower end server market... that has some merit. Nobody yet knows what an IBM spin off of their PC division will look like, but you can bet it will impact their PC based workstation line. I'm willing to bet that should IBM sell it's PC Division it will be reluctant, or contractually prohibited from selling PC based workstations.


      I'm not talking about desktops here, but fairly high powered workstations but not as high powered (or as high priced) as POWER based workstations. The PowerMac G5 seems to sit comfortably in between these two platforms. What if IBM ported Mac OS X to POWER for their higher-end stations and in the deal sold PowerMacs on the lower end? What if they ported AIX to the PowerMac? Kinda makes you think doesn't it?


      The same can be said of the X Series of Servers. Intel based, sometimes Windows machines. Now, I think there's less of a chance that IBM would halt it's X-Series line, but... here's the prediction, what if IBM started selling XServe solutions a la Virginia Tech? I'm not real sure what Apple's support services can do as far as large supercomputer type installations, but I know IBM has been dropping X-Series based supercomputer clusters into Universities over the past few years. XServe would just be another product they'd be able to deliver for applications that could make use of the vector unit in the G5.


      It's all wild speculation. Still, a POWER based AVID system with a Fiber Channel Disk RAID running Final Cut Pro might go over pretty well at NAB or with the Movie Studios. It's something to think about.

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    21. Re:Except... by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Informative

      IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.
      Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      ...and both companies have long tradition in attempting to get a beachhead on the other side. Apple's beachhead on the b2b is the xServe, IBM tried many times to build their position on consumer market with "consumer" ThinkPads.

      Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized
      Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

      Both are overrated. IBM and Apple had to overcome their cultural differences dozen years ago when their founded the PowerPC joint effort. Even then it turned out to be surprisingly easy, although there is an anecdote about IBM engineers wearing jeans and T-Shirts and their Apple counterparts wearing business suits on their first meeting - both sides wanted so badly to please the other side. It's been a long time since then, Apple is no longer a bunch of jolly hippies, IBM is no longer a deadly serious behemoth. Whatever they do together, they do it pretty well, and they did many things together since founding PowerPC platform - to name the powerbook 2400 outsourced to IBM Japan and PowerMac G5. Steve's ego also was no obstacle in striking a deal with Disney, striking a deal with Apple (to buy him back), striking a deal with RIAA to start iTunes Music Store. So I thik all the obstacles you mention actually do not exist at all.

    22. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at? The article is based around the fact that the two companies are a natural complement to each other, and these points you make merely support that hypothesis.

      So you can surpass IBM in PC sales? Look at HP + Compaq.

    23. Re:Except... by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      With IBM recently putting their PC business up-for-sale, and Apple having ultimately plans of doubling their business (since Fred "stated" around when announcing his retirement), why shouldn't we assume a hot-and-heavy relationship between these two companies... They are compliments to each with regards to a B2B, but I think this relationship could potentially root deeper... they are a perfect match.

    24. Re:Except... by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "except" is right.

      One book by a well-known fund manager calls this type of merger "diworsification". It comes about from analysts sitting around all day long and engaging in fantasies about which firms might be "complementary." You know, like toothbrushes and toothpaste. Analysts aren't the brightest people (they'd be in engineering otherwise, heh heh) and as in the toothpaste example, they'll miss the fact that there are bigger differences and only incidental similarities between the victi..err, companies.

      In this case, IBM is actually divesting itself of much more complementary businesses, such as hard drives (Hitachi) and PCs (Lenovo, reportedly).

      IBM also has a nice business selling chips to Apple, and they're cutting edge in chips. This merger would get rid of those sales (in hard $$$ terms anyway).

      Furthermore, IBM is well invested, in legal and development terms in another OS, Linux, which happens to run on a somewhat larger set of hardware than OS X.

      IBM should just stay put.. well, maybe put out a POWER-based Thinkpad (only sold with no OS). But that's just my preference.

    25. Re:Except... by raytracer · · Score: 1
      Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      The alternative question is also sensible: why would you choose to enter a business where you have no demonstrated abilities?

    26. Re:Except... by rsborg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      To take them out of the game (although this isn't really applicable in this situation).

      Correct. That's what's happening in the ORCL vs. PSFT case. It's called a hostile takeover. Watch the poison pill court case, since this will indicate how merger-friendly the rest of the market will be. It could be a massive change in corporate legal defnse against mergers if poison pills are allowed to be removed for expedience.

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    27. Re:Except... by yardbird · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Find a slashdot-reading friend who hasn't read slashdot yet today.
      2. Show him the text of the parent post
      3. Ask him to guess in which front-page slashdot story this bizarre comment was actually relevant

      Hilarity ensues.

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    28. Re:Except... by wayne606 · · Score: 4, Funny

      > What if they ported AIX to the PowerMac?

      That's like buying a new Ferrari and replacing the seats with milk cartons and repainting it with spray paint.

    29. Re:Except... by Optic7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ABM? I Be Apple?

    30. Re:Except... by Genady · · Score: 1

      I woulda said buying a new Ferrari and welding armour plate onto it, but to each his own.

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    31. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify: by "get to work" do you mean immediately leave the bathroom, lock the door, and forget about it, or are you using a euphemism for finishing "essential business" before leaving the bathroom?

      Because the exact nature of the business, and whether you flushed, could make the story more dramatic, disgusting, or both.

      Just wondering...

    32. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop him back in water; don't frogs estivate?

    33. Re:Except... by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mummified?
      Do you also have a tiny Egyptian tribe living in your toilet?

    34. Re:Except... by XMyth · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Hilarity ensues." ??? WTF is this, fark?

    35. Re:Except... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Naming of I BM and Apple??

      Eat a bunch of apples, have a BM, name it after the appearance or the smell.

    36. Re:Except... by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except for a few trivial things, it could happen. Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too! Clawed Frogs you say?

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    37. Re:Except... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Which, in retrospect, gives a frightening mental image about frogs growing claws and living in toilets! Ouch!

    38. Re:Except... by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      This would look more like Daimler-Chrysler than anything you would want. There are too many cultural differences between the two companies.

      IBM: Shirt and Tie
      Apple: Black turtlenecks and Levi's (don't forget the Birkenstocks)

      IBM: Limos
      Apple: Fast cars

      IBM: Atlanta (ewww)
      Apple: Cupertino (ewww)

      IBM: Big and stubborn
      Apple: Little and stubborn

      --Mike

    39. Re:Except... by (+o+)+o+)'s · · Score: 1

      IBM is selling their computer company. They have no need to do anything with Apple because IBM wants to move more into B2B and less of B2C with the exception of teaming up with Sony to make the PS3. Trust my credentials ... IBM Employee ;)

    40. Re:Except... by 1010011010 · · Score: 1


      Not living, so much as Teriyaki style, but yes.

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    41. Re:Except... by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1
      I would agree to that. In fact, AIX on G5 would look just like this.

      Ok, so that's an armored Porsche, but still :)

      Nothing wrong with AIX. I use it daily, and I adore it. Nothing like the good 'ol mksysb bare metal backup/restore when you are doing DR.

      -WS

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    42. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm..

      How does the following fit ?

      1. IBM buying Apple
      2. Microsoft parting with Intel and siding with IBM for next generation XBOX (PPC?)
      3. Since there is no windows for PPC, Microsoft developing one for PPC

    43. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM tried many times to build their position on consumer market with "consumer" ThinkPads.

      The one time IBM succeeded in the consumer market, that success exceeded their wildest (wet, if IBM executives can even have them) dreams: the IBM-PC. Which did so well it got away from them, and eventually led to why they're now selling their PD division.

    44. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, we're not talking about Microsoft here!

    45. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

      You've never been to Jersey, have you?

    46. Re:Except... by Atryn · · Score: 1
      Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.
      I don't know how much this remains true today, but Apple has had strength in the Education market and this is something IBM could use. IBM handles outsourced IT for many education customers but otherwise needs a greater hold on that vertical.
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    47. Re:Except... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      1. IBM sells PC busines.
      2. IBM buys apple
      3. IBM recreates a new PC business but PC = PowerPC based machines, not intel.
      4. IBM takes over Microsoft
      5. Microsoft dies or becomes just an office/app/game company, and Windows finally dies or is called a mickey mouse OS.
      6. 5 million MCSEs so called engineers are out of a job or need retraining in UNIX/OSX.

      So how much profit does Apple make per machine? 23% or so? Why net let IBM make PowerPC desktop machines (mac clones) ONLY, no laptops, and sell for retail $500 to $1200, with a $150 "tax" that goes to apple. At the end of the day, apple will still make its 23% cut in each machine sold on average, but it would explode the amount of 'seats' out there. Making 23% on a current market share forever is not a great 20 year plan, if they have a goal to go 25%-50% market share in 4-5 years, then this is the way to do it. Millions of IBM clonse with $150ea going to apple, instead of microsoft. Surely Steve Jobs can see that you can make a tonne of money, even more so, if you have 10x more desktop sales by cloner(s). Apple could still design the 'look', but IBM could make 100million yearly. Apple could still make/sell its laptops with its higher profit margins than the desktops.

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    48. Re:Except... by Warhaven · · Score: 1
      Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?
      Simple. You buy out the competition. One of the easiest ways for a company to save money AND eliminate competition is for company A to merge with company B, fire 3/4 of company B, and then assign their duties to company A employees and what little remains of company B employees. (i.e. Linksys & Cisco)
    49. Re:Except... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      IBM: Shirt and Tie
      Apple: Black turtlenecks and Levi's (don't forget the Birkenstocks)

      No, more like:
      IBM: Denim workshirts embroidered with the IBM logo, dark blue jeans.

      You've got the Jobs uniform down, however.

      IBM: Atlanta (ewww) Apple: Cupertino (ewww)

      No, IBM is in Armonk, NY.

      They're both stubborn. Your point is?

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    50. Re:Except... by four2five · · Score: 1

      This could work but Apple would want some pretty significant say into what went into the clones. Apple actually did license clones back in the day. I can remember several companies making them, Starmax being one of the bigger ones. This didn't go the best as Apple had always been able to provide really good support/compatabilty when it controlled the hardware and could test on every possible iteration of that hardware. Once other companies started changing the hardware layout the support calls became a lot harder/slower. I think the financial gain apple saw from the licensing was not enough to offset the damage ot their image of reliability.

      Granted, IBM is big enough and strong enough to make high quality clones and support them well themselves but Apple is pretty proud of their G5 towers. I think it'd be pretty hard to get them to let go of that. Plus if they let the towers go what would Pixar run on ;)

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    51. Re:Except... by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      I need a point? This is Slashdot afterall.

      I realized the Armonk/Atlanta thing after the post button was hit. Didn't IBM move a lot of their administrative stuff to NC recently and left the big-wigs and some skunk-works in NY?

    52. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not ironic, it's business. Not to say Apple was worthless, but they were stagnating for a long time before the iPod. Now, with a combination of growth and the fact that they are debt-free, they are a very attractive company to buy.

    53. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on, grow up. Frogs might grow claws, but they'll never live in toilets.


      The pythons will eat 'em if they try.

    54. Re:Except... by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      >Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      To take them out of the game (although this isn't really applicable in this situation).


      You don't even have to be good at the field to do that. Case in point: G4 vs. TechTV. G4 sucks hard, and when they "merged", G4 decided that they didn't want any of that "quality" thing on their channel.

      Sorry, I know it's offtopic, I'm just venting....

    55. Re:Except... by evalencia1 · · Score: 1

      And why would IBM get this deeply involved with Apple, when they're just in the process of flogging off their PC business, in order to focus on their big iron and services? It's not as if the people who used to buy Thinkpads are gonna start buying Powerbooks if IBM are selling em.

    56. Re:Except... by steeviant · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except for a few trivial things, it could happen. Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

      I doubt it's gonna happen this way either, but I'm gonna pretend I think it's possible just to make conversation.

      IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.

      Apple having no services business means that there's an opportunity for IBM to sell their cutomers Apple servers using IBMs own low-end chips, creating a migration path to bigger iron from the same vendor, the differences between OSes means that such a migration would be difficult to manage, but even more so without big blue's help.

      Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      True, but there is some convergence between Apple and IBMs products (low end servers and SANs). Plus IBM are going to be needing to recommend a desktop vendor to their customers now that they aren't selling in that market anymore. Having a friend in the corporate market like IBM could easily give Apple's computers some credence, especially since they run a Unix OS now.

      Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized

      Apple and IBM have already formed some major alliances, and not all of them have fallen flat on their faces. I'm not entirely convinced that Apple couldn't work as a division of IBM. However, as a fairly recent (and mild) convert to the Apple religion it does worry me a bit to think of Apple being IBMified.

      It makes me wonder how many Apple jihadi are priming their explosive vests and making plans to travel to Armonk, NY as I type.

      Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

      That probably would be the biggest barrier to any kind of buyout/merger/alliance, but Jobs has proven during his time at NeXT that the ideas he holds nearest and dearest can change when faced with bankrupcy or buyout. Plus he's responsible for plunging Apple back into the dark depths of profitability and quite a few hit product lines since his return. I'd be more worried about him taking over IBM than causing a huge rift, given his current superstar CEO status and the history of the NeXT/Apple and Pixar/Disney episodes.

    57. Re:Except... by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      I thought CIsco bought Linksys to turn a company that producted good routers and wireless access points into a company that produces abosultely unstable shit.

      I have a Linksys Wireless router that crashes constantly. I've had to pull the plug at least a dozen times yesterday on it.

      I've flashed it. I've reset it. Nothing works. These wireless routers are truly pieces of shit.

      Sorry, pissed off today that I don't have access at home, and thought I'd rant a little.

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    58. Re:Except... by benedict · · Score: 1

      You can also take the capital that you had invested in your PC
      business, and invest it in something more profitable.

      --
      Ben "You have your mind on computers, it seems."
    59. Re:Except... by laird · · Score: 1

      You're missing the real value to IBM in buying Apple .. MacOS X is the best OS on the planet, and IBM can sell it to 10x as many people as Apple.

      Don't forget that many years ago IBM was all set to license NeXTSTEP as its standard OS for _everything_. Unfortunately (as I've been told by both IBM and NeXT employees over the years) at the last minute Jobs blew up the deal because he wasn't willing to give up control.

      Apple and IBM have worked together before. Admittedly the track record is a bit spotty (Taligent/Pink, PowerPC Reference Platform) but there's clearly an appeal in two of the leading non-Microsoft technology companies working together to challenge MS. I wouldn't be shocked if they tried it again.

    60. Re:Except... by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

      I'm moderating right now, I should be moderating now, but I can't, cause there aren't any entry for "creepy"

    61. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kind of what I thought,uhh, Mr. boobs, for several reasons. The main one no one has asked in the thread is "would" Apple sell itself and I think *not*. Nothing in it for them right now unless the majority of the high level execs all want to bail and get cashed out and move to brazil or something. In short, I ain't seeing it.

      They have always been an independent company (of sorts) and their personal mindshare and pride wouldn't allow it. They have a 25 year old fanbase now of fairly loyal users, again, people buy "Apples", they don't want a "pc" and if anything, IBM is the "pc". And the iPod IS making people take a look at their towers and lappies. And IBM just don't want to mickey mouse around with personal desktops any longer, it's a flooded saturated market, more headaches than profit. I smelled that coming when they dumped HDDs and went into that more exotic research phase with memory and storage. They gave up on "now" and are looking a decade or better down the road, and good for them, too, one of the few US based behemoths who are doing that.

      Apple makes a profit because they refuse to be a cheapest common denominator hardware vendor, period. If some doo dad says it works on a mac, by golly that thing will work on the mac, not like what you get in x86 world. That's a very profitable niche and they won't do anything to screw that up. They don't sell a lot of Hummers but they *do* sell every one they make, don't they?

      If anything "wild" were to occur (I am pure speculating now) I would put it in Apples court and *they* would get their own chip fab and be done with having to kowtow for their CPUs all the time. That has got to be getting old over there now. Expensive, yes, but they got the cash now for that if they chose to spend it. And if anything part deux, I would expect them to come out with "medium" iron machines sometime soon. It's the next logical step up for them. Whether that's a factory made cluster for the masses (a home wireless networked multi chunk rig that does everything) or a true large bit of industrial machinery I don't know, both maybe, but enterprise/business means lotsa chips and tons of RAM working very well together, no way around it. Cam and port all you want, there is still no replacement for displacement for basic reliable horsepower.

      ---zogger

    62. Re:Except... by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      god, i hope not. stupidest. automobile. ever.

    63. Re:Except... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      The iTunes music store is a service, and is quickly becoming one of Apple's main money makers.

      The iTMS is only there to help sell iPods--it doesn't make much money, and Jobs has even said that its goal isn't really to profit.

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    64. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe that's why IBM plans to sell its PC division.

    65. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you've been raped, virginity's no longer an option. But, through screwing, you can wind up giving birth to lots of new virgins, increasing the average virginity in the world. So, clearly, screwing for virginity, while non-intuitive, makes sense.

    66. Re:Except... by kl76 · · Score: 1

      > What if they ported AIX to the PowerMac?

      They did.

    67. Re:Except... by peterpi · · Score: 1
      Cool! That would be akin to my lifelong dream of an asteroid passing the planet and infecting all bears with some kind of mutation that would make them as big as godzilla and give them a taste for people filled buildings. Life is too boring without that kind of thing happening more often.

      Do you remember Rampage for the sega master system?

    68. Re:Except... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I didn't even read that far...

      I saw "O'Reilly" and "comment", closed page while shouting "no noo!"

      http://www.foxnews.com/oreilly ;)

    69. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      Why do you think IBM doesn't merge with the Coca Cola company then? After all, IBM doesn't make very good soft drinks, so it couldn't hurt, right?

      You have it exactly backwards. You merge with companies that do similar things to the ones you do, not the other way round.

    70. Re:Except... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      YES!!! I loved the rat myself. Used to play it a lot on an Atari Lynx.

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    71. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...I own a clawed frog. http://members.aol.com/sirchin/afc.htm

      It is one toilet bowl slip away form making your statement true.

    72. Re:Except... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Well, I was being a bit facetious in my ironic statement. Apple certainly has a hit with the iPod, but the strange part is that the company had no buzz before (which is crucial to a high valuation growth stock, even though there have been very few products announced that were not already out 1-2 years ago, or were not widely expected (think back to IBM's G5 literature of that era). The actual operation of the company really didn't change much from then to now, but they have that crucial buzz, and as the poem goes, "that has made all the difference."

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  10. IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    IB-Apple
    i(B)Apple
    Apple'BM
    iAppleBeMe
    BeMiApp le
    ?

    1. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you get when you cross Apple with IBM?

      IBM.

      Or maybe in this case iBM.

    2. Re:IB-Apple by Deinhard · · Score: 5, Funny

      IB-Apple - Too "ebonic"
      i(B)Apple - Too mathematic
      Apple'BM - Too scatalogical
      iAppleBeMe - Too narcissitic
      BeMiApple - Too valentine-y

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    3. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM: I'm Buying Macintoshes

    4. Re:IB-Apple by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      Q: What do you get if you combine Apple and IBM?
      A: IBM.

    5. Re:IB-Apple by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

      My choice would be iBM. It would stop the lawsuits from Apple records.

    6. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool!

      I can sit on the pot listening to my iPod, with songs from iTunes, all while taking an iBM.

      Excellent - the future has indeed never looked brighter!

    7. Re:IB-Apple by phthophth · · Score: 1

      What about:
      I(the Apple logo)BM
      ...you know, like the "I Love New York" logo.
      I think it has an organic quality to it.

    8. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpler than that...

      iBM

    9. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM... why it must stand for I Buy Mac :-)

    10. Re:IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'M AppleBee, but someone will say it's too stingy or too sweet.

  11. A wedding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's the bride? The apple users?

    1. Re:A wedding? by youngerpants · · Score: 1

      Yup, because they'll be the ones who get fscked over all this.

      Despite popular opinion, I really dislike IBM hardware. I've had to sit back and watch dozens of their shoddy server motherboards give up the ghost in a space of a few months.

      One thing that IBM do have which will sweeten the deal for Apple is their R&D

    2. Re:A wedding? by lpp · · Score: 1

      You mean the R&D which results in the hardware you are so fond of?

  12. Intel vs. Motorola? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    IBM: traditional Intel house
    Apple: traditional Motorola house

    Can this mixed marriage work?

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    1. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by pknoll · · Score: 5, Informative
      IBM: traditional Intel house Apple: traditional Motorola house

      IBM makes far more money selling POWER-based machines and their other non-Intel hardware than they do selling PCs.

      Apple computers now use chips made by IBM; the PowerPC CPU was a joint venture by IBM, Apple, and Motorola.

    2. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is now an IBM house.

      See how that works?

    3. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by pyite · · Score: 1

      Uhm, you do realize Apple uses IBM chips in their machines, right? They keep moving away from Motorola. Every so often they have a relapse, but there's a clear cooperation between Apple and IBM.

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    4. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point! IBM is also an IBM house. IBM is selling it's intel based PC business.

    5. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by bhima · · Score: 1
      If you hadn't noticed Apple is going to IBM for most of their new CPUs.

      And IBM has a lot more to offer/Sell than intel products (surely they'd rather sell POWER based anything) and all they are missing is a desktop product... like OS X (the best one out).

      Don't forget Cell & BlueGene/L!

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    6. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by Refrag · · Score: 1

      Apple has been an IBM/Motorola house since the foundation of PowerPC.

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    7. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > IBM: traditional Intel house
      > Apple: traditional Motorola house

      What millenium are you living in?

      IBM just announced that they're selling off their PC business (i.e. their volume Intel stuff).

      Apple hasn't been a "Motorola house" since they spurned the m88k as the successor for the m68k, the m88k, like 15 years ago, opting for IBM's Power architecture instead. Motorola had its hand in there too, but ob.conspiracy:

      http://trollaxor.com/text/conspiracy.html

    8. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So where can I buy one of these 3.4GHz 68060-based Amigas of which Trollaxor speaks?

      That has to be the most ridiculous piece of rubbish I've read in a long time.

    9. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by wren337 · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Yeah, for this to happen IBM would want to jettison their PC business.

      Oh, wait...

    10. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      IBM: Had one rogue division that used Intel chips.

      Apple: Standardized on IBM's PowerPC architecture 10 years ago (but made sure their old pals at Motorola were cut in on the deal).

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    11. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by connorbd · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the writer has the N64 and the GameCube badly confused -- the N64 was a MIPS system based heavily on SGI technology, while the GameCube is based on a later-generation PowerPC chip and an ATI chipset (not Radeon-related though -- they bought it from someone else). Not to mention the 603e was a hella sweet chip, and an IBM part to boot.

      Based on that alone, plus the spurious "future performance of the '060" argument (Apple had planned to go to the '060 but dumped it because the PowerPC seemed to have more headroom), I distrust this viewpoint. In any case, the Pentium Pro looked like a nonstarter when it first shipped, but the P6 architecture is still alive and kicking, powering some seriously heavy duty laptops, and rumored to be the core of the next generation of Intel x86 chips.

  13. In other news... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Vegas chance odds for Snowball vs. Hell have gone from 1:17500 to 1:225 on news regarding this merger. Business analyst Geoff Meitzer said, "This is the snowball's best chance since Sega announced they would be making games for Nintendo."

    ...

    Seriously, how implausible would this have sounded 15 years ago?

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    1. Re:In other news... by mccalli · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Seriously, how implausible would this have sounded 15 years ago?

      Not at all - this was being touted 15 years ago. The whole Pink/Taligent/Magic thing was an Apple and IBM alliance (I may get some codenames mixed up, anyone who knows the ones I'm looking for please jump in). I can remember reading this on the long since defunt UK weekly New Computer Express.

      It was actually more plausible then too. IBM were still a major power in the PC world, and Windows dominance hadn't completely taken over.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:In other news... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Or even better, 20 years ago. Surely we remember the classic "1984" commercial.

    3. Re:In other news... by jpavley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pink became the Taligent OS. There were several other projects in the Apple/IBM alliance: PowerPC, OpenDoc, and some secret ones that weren't/aren't public. You can still see the remains of the Taligent sign on Sunnyvale-Saratoga road across the street from the Apple campus in Cupertino.

    4. Re:In other news... by vought · · Score: 1
      You can still see the remains of the Taligent sign on Sunnyvale-Saratoga road across the street from the Apple campus in Cupertino.

      Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure you're wrong about this.


      The old Taligent building is across from DeAnza Three (20525 Mariani Ave.), the Mid-80s headquarters building. It is once again occupied by Apple, and they reskinned the old Taligent sign, but it is no longer recognizable as such. Packeteer, once in the building next to Taligent, has had a "phantom sign" out front for some time, and this may be what you're thinking of.

  14. That would make Apple a worthless brand by hisholiness · · Score: 1

    Most of the Apple hardcore loyalists would drop Apple like it had a big nasty worm.

    I doubt Jobs would sell Apple. And IBM getting rid of their PC division because it has no profit potential. I doubt they would be able to better manage Apple than Apple can by itself.

    I say this is a speculative unlikelyhood.

    cfs

    1. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it is up to Jobs to choose, it's the stockholders that make the choice to sell or not. And if the price is right Jobs can say whatever he wants to no effect..

    2. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is not about selling Apple to IBM, this is about a join venture between IBM and Apple. This would (probably) see IBM licensing OS X and selling it on workstations and high-end servers (or possibly porting WindowServer + Quartz etc. to AIX for the top end and including a Darwin binary compatibility layer like a more complete version of the one found in NetBSD). IBM would focus on selling to businesses (not really Apple's target market), Apple would focus on selling to home users.

      IBM would gain an OS that ran on their own CPUs (no money to Intel) and ran MS Office (important in the corporate world). Apple would gain money from every OS X workstation sold and, perhaps more importantly, a second source - making them more attractive to corporate customers (or, rather, making IBM workstations running OS X more attractive to customers) and the ability to sell expensive service contracts to these customers. Apple would also gain from increasing the volume of PowerPC 970 chips in production, since this would reduce the unit cost. Unlike the clone debacle of the '90s, Apple would not lose customers, since they would be focussing on a completely different market segment to their partner in the join venture.

      Of course, this is entirely conjecture.

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    3. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Most of the Apple hardcore loyalists would drop Apple like it had a big nasty worm.

      I doubt this. What percentage of Apple users would care if Apple got together with IBM. Fashion conscious people don't notice, tech people would not care.

      I doubt Jobs would sell Apple.

      Jobs may run Apple, but he sure doesn't own it. Apple is pretty profitable, and could be more so if partnered with IBMs enterprise customers. IBM already makes money off the chip sales, and Apple doing well helps them. They already can't keep up with the demand for chips from Apple.

      say this is a speculative unlikelyhood.

      That is probably true, but not for the reasons you cite. I would not put it past IBM to try to partner with some companies to make the PowerPC the choice for desktops. They might even be able pull it off.

    4. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the Apple hardcore loyalists would drop Apple like it had a big nasty worm.


      Why? I've used nothing but Macs (other than my TI 99/4A). What would a merger with IBM have to do with people leaving the Apple platform? If anything, IBM's economy of scale manufacturing should make Macs less expensive. That would be fine by just about every Mac user I know.

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    5. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you remember when Apple's customers dropped them so they could buy computers from Power Computing. I think what he means is that currently you are paying extra $$$ for the nice industrial design of a Mac, and also not getting the support we would like.

      So, suppose you could buy a less expensive computer that didn't have the nice industrial design, but did run OS X. Also, it had a better warranty and better support than Apple gives. Yes, this would cause me to drop Apple like a hot potato. I have only used Macintoshes except during the time that Power Computing was in business. Back then, I bought Power Computing for me, and for other Macs at my company.

      If Apple is going to license their OS, they better make sure they are prepared to compete in the hardware world.

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    6. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      If Apple is going to license their OS, they better make sure they are prepared to compete in the hardware world.

      Ridiculous! Apple would never again license their OS without protection from competition. It would be impossible for Apple to compete with IBM on hardware prices when IBM is supplying the CPU. That is just dumb.

      That is not to say that there will not be a partnership where IBM licenses OSX (although that is also unlikely). If anything IBM will provide services that include both Apple desktops/laptops and IBM servers, support, and services. IBMs bread and butter is service contracts, which would be a dream with a enterprise full of macs.

    7. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by sydsavage · · Score: 1
      BM would gain an OS ... that ran MS Office

      And how many seconds do you think it would take for MS to drop Office for Mac in this scenario?

      I wholly agree with your entire post, but I think that IBM and Apple would have to look to other sources for an office suite. And this could be a good thing, as they would probably choose to invest in putting the finishing polish on Open Office, and use whatever means possible to break the MS Office stranglehold.

    8. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by tyrione · · Score: 1

      That port happened during NeXTSTEP and IBM burned NeXT. It won't happen again. Either IBM uses OS X Server as it is and ports AIX tools to OS X Server or it won't happen.

    9. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for making my point.

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    10. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing IBM and Sun. OpenStep was implemented on OPENSTEP and (I think) Windows by NeXT, and on Solaris by Sun. IBM had nothing to do with this.

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    11. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      So, suppose you could buy a less expensive computer that didn't have the nice industrial design, but did run OS X. Also, it had a better warranty and better support than Apple gives. Yes, this would cause me to drop Apple like a hot potato. I have only used Macintoshes except during the time that Power Computing was in business. Back then, I bought Power Computing for me, and for other Macs at my company.

      Except IBM would be "porting" it to POWER-based machines, not commodity x86 hardware. I don't know what the pricing on IBM's POWER workstations is, but I've a feeling it's a lot more than x86 AND Macintosh hardware.

    12. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by msisden · · Score: 1

      Well............ the University I am working at right now is testing out a 5.4 Terabyte OS-X server, to decide if they want to put it into production. How this happened: Apple: "We're going to lend you this kick ass server for a while. If you like it, give us money. If not, send it back" Doesn't sound like they aren't targeting businesses to me. Especially since we are also reviewing whether or not to purchase a number of OS X workstations. As the number of regular users that use Apple products increases, so will the number of people higher up that will take notice. The more people that take notice, the more people are likely to consider using it themselves.

  15. Taligent by sparkhead · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do people not remember Taligent?

    1. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do people not remember Taligent?

      No.

    2. Re:Taligent by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny
      That link does not have the wag's backstory for the name "Taligent":
      • Talent without NT, and
      • Intelligent without Intel.
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    3. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Do people not remember Taligent?

      I do. I worked there. I was one of the system administrators.

      You should have seen how the Apple developers (the biggest portion of the developers were from Apple) responded when they all got RS/6000 machines on their desks! They hated them. It was a big honkin' square boxy machine with a clicky keyboard, and a command line. And though the monitor was color, when it booted up, the console looked like a green screen. But it was a PowerPC machine, which they did like. (We used IBM RS/6000 Model 250 machines, which were pizza box shaped 66 MHz PowerPCs. Some of the very first PowerPC machines ever made, I believe.)

      Anyway, after a while, sometime in 1994, IBM sent over a bunch of developers. They mixed with the Apple people OK, but they were definitely from two different worlds. The IBM people all brought OS/2 machines with them, and they were just as devoted to those OS/2 machines as the Apple people were to their Macintoshes. Plus they all dressed differently and thought differently. But not entirely differently. They managed to get some work done and build some cool stuff together.

    4. Re:Taligent by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hey somebody mod parent up! [I blew my mod points earlier this morning.] This is informative and casts a harsh light on all the other posts that are saying that Apple and IBM is like , well apples and oranges.
      I don't recall the dates of Steve Job's absence from Apple. Maybe all the Taligent drama played out while Jobs was off conceiving the Next Big Thing. The cultural differences and Mr Job's, uh shall we call it management style, are certainly impediments to a merger. If you think Apple won't be Apple without Jobs, then even a consumated merger will be between IBM and "some PC alternative that lost its magic"...I'm not so sure.
      Just keep in mind how often and in how many ways IBM has been bested by Microsoft and needs, for business and maybe more emotional reasons, to settle the score. Some readers here may be aware that one reason we all use Windows instead of OS2 was that Microsoft was handed the first-mover advantage at the dawn of the PC era by the fact that IBM was still reeling from a 7-year antitrust battle with the DOJ: IBM was forced to find an indepent company to provide the OS for their new PC...by the time they decided that they could push OS2, it was too late. That still stings. Now DOJ is just finishing up with Microsoft, and the cards are not all dealt yet in europe...an IBM/Apple hardware or software offering would not operate under such a cloud.
      The fact that Apple has for the most part strangled its market potential by keeping its hardware platforms proprietary and its systems, therefore, more expensive than the waves of cheap biege boxes that microsoft rode to glory would become an advantage to a company with the manufacturing might of IBM. A lesser partner for Apple would not have the "nobody ever got fired for specifying IBM"-mentality going for them. So the proprietary Mac realm, with nary an alternative platform, has been a huge if self inflicted limitation to Apple's market appeal but the IBM name could erase that deficit if only they bring out a few budget models at the bottom of the market. IBM is already making the CPU and has both the "Cell" processor and some low power consumption techologies that can extend the technical sexiness and superior performace of Apple products for quite a few years without increasing the costs. Apple [just ask its faithul users and investors] has been on the perpetual verge of gaining more marketshare: they certainly have mindshare exceeding their market penetration. Who would need much convincing that IBM would love to shove Gate's aside? Having shed their PC division [how many of those PC were sold with *nix on them?], what harm could they do themselves by energizing an alternative platform that, with a few impractical exceptions, demands an OS solution that Microsoft can't horn in on? Remember when you last had an idea for an application and had to choose whether to develop it for Mac or for Windows? You went where the money was probably. Users have a more complicated choice with some driven by price, some needing the security of the most stable vendor or the most supported OS and some more interested in the most elegant and powerful user interface. If all of a sudden the Mac is an IBM product, Apple goes from meeting one out of three to two out of three customer concerns...[and maybe the constant flow of news about Microsoft security holes will begin to soak in, but most PC users aren't reading that news]. The outcome would certainly NOT be the Mac/Wintel ratio suddenly capsizeing. But when you get your next application idea, the decision that could confront you might be more like: "do I develop for the larger but very crowded market with the platform that is peaked or do I bet on the momentum?" Remember, investors invest in momentum ( their guess about where the herd is headed). Users just want to be in the middle of a herd. As a developer, you have to figure out where your paycheck is coming from: investors or users.
      Also, IBM has learned how to digest companies slowly: witness Lotus and Rational...by the time the last sandal-shod Apple engineer has been driven nuts by some east coast guys that wear ties [nobody at Rational was wearing a tie when I interviewed there this spring], IBM will have long since assimilated all the Apple ideas that it can use.

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    5. Re:Taligent by g0at · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. "Taligent" obviously contains the letters NT. What am I missing? (The Intel bit is amusing, though.)

      -b

    6. Re:Taligent by tartanblue · · Score: 1
      by the time the last sandal-shod Apple engineer has been driven nuts by some east coast guys that wear ties
      I'm a developer for IBM and am in my office during normal business hours in North Carolina (East Coast). I'm wearing a t-shirt and jeans, as are a lot of my colleagues. It would be difficult to find anyone on the site (~13,000 people) wearing a suit coat or a tie. Your mid-nineties generalizations don't apply anymore.
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    7. Re:Taligent by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      did you note my experience at Rational? I know the white-shirt-and-tie is a hoary old myth but until engineers in a place as self-consciously iconoclastic as Apple actually meet a few managers from IBM, they are probably happier with the myth.

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    8. Re:Taligent by selderrr · · Score: 1

      They managed to get some work done and build some cool stuff together.

      It strikes me that you're talking of 'they', not 'we'... Were you one of the mac or IBM donuts ?

      :-)

    9. Re:Taligent by wheelbarrow · · Score: 1

      Taligent spent $300M and never shipped a product. It was the boon doggle of boon doggles. There was some cool technologu developed but there was never a good product vision. The final nail in the coffin was that Taligent was dead asleep when the whole 'www' thingy got big in 1995.

    10. Re:Taligent by APDent · · Score: 1

      From the article: IBM would give the same credibility to the Macintosh computer, and its Microsoft-beating operating systems as it provided for the PC in the first place, thereby opening the flood gates of corporate demand.

      Alternatively ... it would give "the same credibility to the Macintosh computer" as it gave to OS/2: credible (at the time), but not exactly opening "the flood gates of corporate demand."

    11. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It strikes me that you're talking of 'they', not 'we'... Were you one of the mac or IBM donuts ?

      Ah, the reason I said "they" is that I was referring to the developers. I was an IT guy, not a developer. I was from neither Apple nor IBM, and in a sense I didn't fit in culturally because I was a Unix guy in a big company full of Apple and IBM engineers whose minds were all focused on object-oriented frameworks.

    12. Re:Taligent by thisgooroo · · Score: 1
      They hated them. It was a big honkin' square boxy machine with a clicky keyboard, and a command line.

      Huh? afaik, the only OS running on them was AIX, and that came with X

    13. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taligent spent $300M and never shipped a product. It was the boon doggle of boon doggles. There was some cool technologu developed but there was never a good product vision.

      Partly true, partly not. They did ship a product. Instead of a whole new OS, it was an applications framework designed to go on top of an OS. Not a totally stupid idea, and I think IBM continued to sell the product even after Apple had pulled out.

      But, in my opinion, the problem with Taligent wasn't the lack of a good vision. One of the main problems had to do with this: at some point, back when it was the Pink project internal to Apple, Taligent was to be the long-term replacement for the original Mac OS. But it is hard to replace your whole OS, so they did development on Pink in parallel with updates on regular Mac OS. Now, Apple didn't want regular Mac OS to steal Pink's thunder, so the Mac OS folks were developing some cool features into Mac OS but were told they couldn't include them in OS 8 because it would take away from the appeal of Pink. This made the regular Mac OS developers pretty annoyed, and maybe even jealous.

      Then Pink changed from an internal project to a joint venture with IBM. The CEO was a guy from IBM. A bunch of Apple developers left Apple and became Taligent employees. Then there were delays both because the project's scope grew (now it would run on Apple hardware and hosted under IBM's AIX, and hosted under other things as well) and because it's hard work developing a whole new operating system / applications framework, especially a really ambitious one!

      Meanwhile, what's going on at Apple? Well, the Mac OS people are continuing to work (because that's what they're there for), and they are continuing to make improvements to regular Mac OS. Apple can't withhold features from the OS forever, so they add in some of the features that were part of the appeal of Pink. It becomes less of a pressing matter to try to move to Pink, and perhaps equally important, Pink (now Taligent) is no longer "our internal project that will be the next version of our stuff" but is instead "that software written by those other people that aims to replace our software with something completely different". Combine that with the attitude prevalent among Apple people (at the time) that anything Apple is good and anything non-Apple is contamination, and what do you think they are going to do? Also, on a more practical note, what is Apple's management supposed to do when regular Mac OS is good enough and this Taligent thing is very risky?

      The funny thing is, Apple wanted to replace Mac OS for forever, and after the failed to do it by replacing it with Taligent, they wound up going ahead and doing the same thing several years later with NeXTStep. OS X isn't just a port of NeXTStep to Mac hardware (by any means), but they are spiritually similar (name another operating system besides OS X and NeXTStep that uses NetInfo databases!!), and some of the same people worked on them.

      And on another side note, it was certainly not the original intent of Taligent to run as middleware rather than as a whole operating system unto itself, even though that's what Taligent eventually became. But NeXTStep went through a phase where it did exactly the same thing! If I recall correctly, there was a period in NeXT's history where you could not buy a NeXT machine, and their only real product was a middleware applications framework (OpenStep), which ran under several operating systems, including Solaris. So basically, both the big applications framework platforms (Taligent and NeXT) went through a middleware stage; the only difference is that NeXT then later made the transition back to a whole operating system.

      Another reason (in my humble opinion) for the failure of Taligent was that it was before its time. They were doing it in C++ because that was the only language efficient enough at the time. But C++ and C++ compilers sucked at the time. The l

    14. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaargh... please put spaces between your paragraphs. It's much easier to read that way.

    15. Re:Taligent by nikster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [working at IBM at that time, i suddenly had a huge RS/6000 on my desk. a very powerful machine running AIX. i managed to get Xwindows running, which seemed to be written by people out to prove that the command line is better than a GUI]

      anyway, one important thing has changed since then: Macs used to be based on OS 9 - very nice GUI with almost no technical merit. Now they run OS X, which, while still sporting a nice GUI, is technically the most advanced OS shipping. large parts of it are written in a dynamically binding OO language, for chrissake! it's heaven for techies.

    16. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Huh? afaik, the only OS running on them was AIX, and that came with X.

      Yes, it did come with X. But to do meaningful things with the machines, you still had to use the command line. KDE and Gnome didn't exist back then. CDE did exist, but I think HP had just released it, and it was perhaps still in beta.

  16. IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Apple gets the actual driver source code from nVidia and ATi for graphics cards. This might mean that Linux users might finally gets 3D graphics capabilites on PPC and maybe even some decent Radeon support on x86 for the 9500 series and up.

    1. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to be the way it's licensed to them is not compatible in any way with the GPL. So no.

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    2. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by ip_fired · · Score: 1

      That may be, but you'll notice Apple doesn't publish the source code to the graphics cards. IBM wouldn't be able to release it either (and you're not allowed to look at the code and then go and write something similar either).

      I guess they could make a binary driver for it just like they do on x86 linux now though.

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    3. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is # 11008548. I meant that, if anything, binary drivers like what nVidia makes now for x86 would become available. I doubt Nvidia or ATi will ever release GPL'ed drivers. But hey, binary is better than nothing. Unless you use Gentoo. In which case, this doesn't affect you.

    4. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM doesn't care, they stole the SysV code for linux, why not steal ATi and nVidias?

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    5. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM doesn't care, they stole the SysV code for linux, why not steal ATi and nVidias?

      Wow, this is pretty dumb even for a troll. What cave did you just emerge from? The grammar rules are slightly different this century, too.

    6. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by ip_fired · · Score: 1

      I hope you aren't serious. And if you are, go and read Groklaw a little bit. It's an eye opener.

      IBM didn't steal any code from SysV, they paid AT&T a lot of money to have a perpetual license.

      And, the code that is in question, IBM wrote. Just because SCO has a messed up idea what a "derivative" work is, doesn't mean that they are right.

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    7. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      *SSSH*, we don't say that until AFTER the trial, stupid!

  17. Would never happen... by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not only are the companies' cultures VASTLY different and would never mesh well, there isn't a feasible synergy among the two. It would not make business sense I believe.

    1. Re:Would never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there isn't a feasible synergy among the two

      I must admit I'm not very familiar with the Management language, but isn't that exactly the same thing you said in the first part of the sentence?

    2. Re:Would never happen... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well comparing to IBMs old PC market vs Apple shows the big divide in culture.

      Take a look at IBMs ThinkPad Line. Look at a Newer Thinkpad model verses one 5-10 years ago. They look almost the same (the new ones my be a little smaller but it is still a black angular plasic box. Now compare apples line for ibooks and powerbook. From the Toilet Seat design and Black Box to Shiny Metal and White Plasic. I am not saying one is better then the other but a dramitic difference in culture between IBM and Apple Apple designed for the always changing demmands of the more liberal customers. And IBM makes products for the more consertive customer. It has always been that way. If IBM and Apple were one side or the other would probably give after time.

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    3. Re:Would never happen... by Mattintosh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uhhh, do you use a hair sharpener, or is it just naturally pointy?

      By the way, both companies have a heavy-duty nerd culture in the depths, hidden away where no one sees it much. Apple glosses it over with hippie chic. IBM uses yuppie chic instead. Underneath that *ppie chic, they're more alike than anyone wants to admit.

      Basically, the only groups that would have to be kept separate would be the marketing departments. And even then, the marketers wouldn't be stepping on each others' shoes, since Apple sells end-user gadgetry and IBM is now a server-room iron and polish vendor.

      Even armchair PHB's miss the clue boat. Jeez...

    4. Re:Would never happen... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      On the contrary---Apple is one of the world's best design houses when it comes to UI and hardware you just want to sit and look at all day.

      And what's been everybody's biggest beef with Linux? That the user interface Isn't There Yet. Apple's UI, though, is the There everybody wants to be. Except for the mouse thing. I want two buttons and a wheel. IBM could probably convince them to do that.

      To me the Big Clue that this might happen is that IBM is looking to sell its Intel-based PC business. It's not that it hasn't been lucrative---they just don't want to have two competing lines.

      It's speculation, of course. But I'm getting paid the boucoup bucks for my opinions, so I'm going to give you the best ones I have.

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    5. Re:Would never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, other than ibm being populated with retards and apple having smart people, sure.

    6. Re:Would never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a 2 button mouse, and scroll wheels works very with with OS X out of the box.

      It just doesn't come standard.

      I can't for the life of me understand it, but that is the way it is.

    7. Re:Would never happen... by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      >Except for the mouse thing. I want two buttons and a wheel. IBM could probably convince them to do that. /aol

  18. They're probably just waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Apple's going to say anything, they'll prolly do it at MWSF, or whatever their next conference/gathering of the faithful is.

  19. Yawn - next rumor, please. by dgrgich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can anyone actually see Mr. Jobs actually going for this? I think that this rumor has as much credence as the old saw about Apple switching to an Intel/AMD processor for new Macs.

    There is absolutely NO way that Steve would let this happen. Apple is EXACTLY where they want to be - they may occupy a niche in the PC market but they are trying -- and succeeding -- at being the BMW/Porsche of personal computing rather than GM. They are making money hand over fist, increasing shareholder wealth at a nice pace, and doing all of this with some kick-ass products. Going to IBM would flark all of that up quicker than fast.

    1. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      Can anyone actually see Mr. Jobs actually going for this?

      [Steve Reality Distortion Field, engage!]

      Yup, sounds like a great idea.

    2. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW is on pace to unseat VW as the sales leader of Europe.
      Why would Apple not want everyone to use their products? They must struggle for both quality and volume to be a truly good company.

    3. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by archen · · Score: 1

      I could see Jobs going for this. Why did/does Apple offer discounts to schools and such if they ONLY want to be the "BMW" of the home computer market? Because they need the mindshare. One of the biggest factors that determines what people use at home is what they use at work. Right now Apple is poised in a unique position in having the most user friendly OS along with a Unix back-end. That gives the IT department power and flexibility, while it gives users a nice system to use. If IBM could manage Linux on the servers, and Apple on the desktops, they really might have a winner if it all actually works together.

      Well that's all speculation, but I think in the end IBM is just going to step away from the desktop business for a while. You have cheap commodity hardware with little margin, and it's driven by an OS which you have no control over (Microsoft). It's probably a better move just to concentrate on servers and services and wait to see how the desktop arena pans out.

    4. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Can anyone actually see Mr. Jobs actually going for this?

      Mr. Jobs has one share of stock in Apple. One. Granted, he probably controls a rather impressive proxy, but if IBM moves to buy Apple, I'll gladly put a "yes" vote behind my shares, and offer them for sale to IBM.

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    5. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      IBM wants to GET RID OF IT'S PC BUSINESS. Why in the world do /.ers keeping coming up with IBM buying Apple or a Merger or a Joint Venture?? Did ya'll forget everything you read Friday about IBM over the weekend? IBM needs CHEAPER products not more expensive, and buying/mergering/venturing with Apple isn't going to get there. This is NOT a decision with ANY basis in technology it's purely costs driven.

    6. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Can anyone actually see Mr. Jobs actually going for this?

      If he can see it as IBM coming to him, I can see him going for it, and grinning from ear-to-ear the whole time. Originally he considered IBM to be "the enemy". The marching army of shined shoes and suits, against his culture of sandals and T-shirts. (It just so happened that he was so focused on beating IBM that he didn't see Bill Gates and Microsoft as competition until they were firmly entrenched.) This would be something like a symbolic surrender of the IBM culture to the Apple culture, if the speculation in TFA is anywhere near prophetic.

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    7. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by univeralifepadre · · Score: 1
      Apple is EXACTLY where they want to be - they may occupy a niche in the PC market but they are trying -- and succeeding -- at being the BMW/Porsche of personal computing rather than GM.
      Land Rover, Volvo, Jaguar and Aston Martin are all owned by Ford. GM isn't as good an example, but they do own Saab and Hummer.
    8. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by myov · · Score: 1

      Apple is EXACTLY where they want to be ... at being the BMW/Porsche of personal computing rather than GM.

      And Microsoft is the Yugo!

      (couldn't resist...)

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    9. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      IBM wants to GET RID OF IT'S PC BUSINESS

      IBM want to get rid of its current PC business. The question of whether it will be replaced by anything is still open. For that matter, so is the question of them selling at all.

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    10. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      So, Chevrolet, Buick, GMC, Pontiac, Saturn, Cadillac, Oldsmobile dont count? :-)

      I'll grant you that most of those aquisitions happened a while ago. But....

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    11. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Correct. They left once before and came back. I think they will sell, but it might take a bit to get the right price or deal in place. Track record is when Sam says he's going to sell, he sells.

    12. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by Solstice · · Score: 1

      [Steve Reality Distortion Field, engage!]

      I believe the proper syntax for that call is:
      [Steve realityDistortion: YES];

    13. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how boring, hes been in the business for years, and all he has to show for it is a 5% market share and shrinking. Apple cant ramp up and compete with everyone, it probably needs IBM to grow bigger. It cannot recreate what IBM has done for 30 years. Sometimes a more business partnership is better. Im not saying afull on takever of 49% takeover would happen, but even just deals/licenceing is enough as it gives you an 'exit' plan if you want out.

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    14. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by drew · · Score: 1

      Well, Porsche would be nowhere these days without Volkswagen. If you look at it from that perspective, it makes sense.

      Apple sells the "Porsches"- the more expensive consumer systems featuring Apple's famous attention to design and detail.

      IBM sells the "VWs"- average gray low cost business workstations with a more corporate look and feel (that now is free of the need for a MS supplied OS)

      The market for VWs is 20 times the size of the market for Porsches. While Apple may be quite happy to occupy Porsche's position in the computer market, they could do much better with a VW to support them, as the much higher profits that result from volume selling of a VW can be used to finance the technological enhancements in the next generation Porsche.

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    15. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by toph42 · · Score: 1

      Plus or minus at least five million...

      Are you sure you're not mistaking this with his $1 a year salary?

      From the SEC filing: "In March 2003, the Board awarded Mr. Jobs five million restricted shares of the Company's Common Stock, that generally vest in full on the third anniversary of the grant date."

    16. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Mr. Jobs has one share of stock in Apple.

      You're a bit out of date, there. He swapped a pile of options for shares about two years ago. You can look it up in the SEC filings.

      -jcr

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    17. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by SenorCitizen · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that Porche is, in fact, *not* owned by Volkswagen, but is an independent public company?

    18. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Land Rover, Volvo, Jaguar and Aston Martin are all owned by Ford. GM isn't as good an example, but they do own Saab and Hummer.

      And Opel, Vauxhal, Holden.. as well as a large stake in several other automotive companies..

    19. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by drew · · Score: 1

      apparently not. my mistake. sorry....

      however, my statement still holds if you substitute lamborghini, bugatti, audi, etc. for porsche. many high end cars are only made possible by the backing of a mass market car manufacturer.

      not that i think any of this is necessarily likely. just an observation that it could be good for apple.

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    20. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Are you sure you're not mistaking this with his $1 a year salary?

      Evidently so. Thank you for pointing that out.

      When Mr. Jobs returned to Apple, he did in fact acquire a symbolic single share of the company. When he had been booted way back when, he sold off all his shares, then founded NeXT. I think I took it for granted that he didn't acquire further shares.

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    21. Re:Yawn - next rumor, please. by akronwebdesigner · · Score: 1

      I agree. Its kind of a nice fantasy, but I would expect more to see IBM just push the Power platform on their own, maybe license some OS stuff from Apple? It doesnt make such great sense from a marketing POV, although from a tech-sharing one it might. Apple clearly has great marketing powers in the design and "lifestyle" market, and the IBM name still means a lot to people. IBMApple wouldn't be so slick - too many competing concepts in that idea.

  20. Apple Not Signed Up? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    I think it's odd that they're saying that Apple isn't signed up on the PowerPC "consortia." I was under the assumption that IBM was going to provide the G5's, as Motorola proved to be inadequate for the task; since Motorola was having trouble making enough G4's or whatever. Well, that would be interesting. I mean, personally, I think IBM and Apple make the best laptops around. Both are sturdy and reliable; they both just work.

  21. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that ironic.

  22. And Also... by moonfarm · · Score: 1

    IBM is selling it's computer division to a chinese company, getting out of the personal PC business.

  23. Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    While such a "marriage" (read: merge?) would provide benefits for both companies, Apple could lose it's "cool" image that has helped it dominate the digital music market. IBM isn't known to be hip. Although us geeks know they are way cooler than MS, the general public envisions men in business suits when they hear IBM mentioned.

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    1. Re:Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Apple could lose it's "cool" image that has helped it dominate the digital music market. IBM isn't known to be hip.


      Fashion designers wear suits too, only they look good doing it, instead of like broken-down salarymen. Picture the Board at IBM showing up wearing bespoke mauve mohair suits, silk carnation through the lapel, and razor-sharp mod cuts draped across their faces, and you'll understand the effect this merger could have in IBMs corporate "culture".
    2. Re:Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think that's exactly the point of such a partnership. IBM would sell OS X machines in boring boxes to industry, Apple would sell shiny machines to home users. Unlike the last time Apple tried licensing their OS, they would be selling in completely different market segments.

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    3. Re:Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fashion designers wear suits too, only they look good doing it, instead of like broken-down salarymen. Picture the Board at IBM showing up wearing bespoke mauve mohair suits, silk carnation through the lapel, and razor-sharp mod cuts draped across their faces, and you'll understand the effect this merger could have in IBMs corporate "culture".

      Yeah, foo and bar become FUBU. You read it here first.

  24. Supply IBM with the "lifestyle" side of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the condoms, kind bud, and etchings? Just talk to that guy in the black turtleneck.

    From the Steve Jobs Collection of products. It's a good thing.

  25. Apple & IBM by Refrag · · Score: 1

    They've been partners for many, many years. Long before IBM started producing the G5 for them. The G3 that Apple used in their iBooks were IBM CPUs and Apple, IBM, and Motorola were joined in the PowerPC consortia at the birth of the architecture.

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    1. Re:Apple & IBM by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not forget that all the PowerPC's (from the 601 on) were built in partnership with IBM. They are based on IBM's POWER line after all. Remember when the common hardware reference platform with IBM and Apple was going to be the future?

      Then there are all the software ventures they've worked on together. Apple and IBM have been pretty tight for a good decade now.

      IMO working together as separate companies, each doing what they do best in the way that works best for them, is a much better fit for both companies.

  26. No way by smcd · · Score: 1

    IBM would be competitive with Apple in the desktop PC market so they'd have to sell....WAIT A SEC....

    IBM sells...

    1. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it would be stupid unless there was a really amazing new CPU.... ah!

  27. Lemmings commercial by purplejacket · · Score: 1

    If this happens I'd like them to do a remake of the famous lemmings commercial. And I'd like it to be honest: if Apple and IBM can merge, how was such an enormous gulf spanned over time?

    1. Re:Lemmings commercial by Tassach · · Score: 1
      how was such an enormous gulf spanned over time Money. Lots and lots of money.
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    2. Re:Lemmings commercial by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Microsoft. Intel.

    3. Re:Lemmings commercial by urbaer · · Score: 1

      If this happens I'd like them to do a remake of the famous lemmings commercial.

      They could just play it backwards... suits flying backwards out of a gorge with comical 'woo's and 'yahha's could work...

      But, personally I'd like to see a sequel to the 1984 commercial. Possibly one where all the people in the audience who were under Big Brother's spell suddenly awake... and decide to attack the athlete with cries of "Hey! I was watching that!" Maybe Charlie Chaplin saves her while he's listening to an iPod... mmm... maybe not.

  28. Ali-G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ali-G would call it "AIBM"

  29. Change from RUMOR to WILD SPECULATION by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The basis of this whole story is that Apple is absent from the PPC Consortium roster? Yikes!

    For all we know, some editor could have forgot to put Apple's name in there. Or maybe Apple is still sitting on the fence about it, who knows. But this isn't even a "rumor" yet.

    1. Re:Change from RUMOR to WILD SPECULATION by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't say anthing about this, but
      actually this is a rumor. See posts from Morpheus
      on this site, he has been very reliable in the past.

      Here's an idea, what about an IBM-branded iMac or
      PowerMac G5, similar to the HP-branded iPod?
      That could make it easier for macs to get accepted into the corporate market?

    2. Re:Change from RUMOR to WILD SPECULATION by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      For all we know, some editor could have forgot to put Apple's name in there. Or maybe Apple is still sitting on the fence about it, who knows. But this isn't even a "rumor" yet.

      Or maybe it's not in Apple's best interest to have others out there selling massively parallel PowerPC compute clusters. I'm not that if BlueGene is available at Sears yet, but XServe is expensive for what's really a blade environment.

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  30. Good point by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That would free Apple of it's tiny following to pursue the other 99% of the market. Not bad!


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  31. There was a time when DEC and Apple were ... by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 1

    I remember back in the late 80s there was a time when DEC and Apple were talking. DEC haveing never built a "PC" or home computer that cought on. Apple haveing no Server class systems.

    There were wispers of Vaxen as BIG MACS or MAC as a little VAX.

    My contact at the time (VP level if I remember correctly) would not talk about it in a mammer that suggested that there was something to it.

  32. Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by d_jedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's about all this is.
    Mark my word, it ain't gonna happen.

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    1. Re:Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we'd much rather all be under IBM's thumb again.

      Hoorah! Can't wait.

      It's no biggie, Macs will never replace x86, simply because x86 is an open architecture.

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    2. Re:Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, just another piece of random Apple speculation. No other tech company draws fantastic speculation as much as Apple does. Sadly, it's the same speculation all the time: "Apple is about to do something big that will propel them into the dominant market position -- MS will have no chance against this new behemoth!" The rumours all have the same underlying thread of desperate hope of mass acceptance to them (x86 OSX is coming! the fastest and the best OS! the world will join us!). But none of the many earth-shaking Apple rumours I've heard have happened yet, so I doubt this one will happen either.

      Mac guys just love to talk about Apple as if it were a deity, and dream of the day Apple loosens control enough to beat MS once and for all.

    3. Re:Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      x86 is an open architecture.

      As is PowerPC.

    4. Re:Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He meant "open as in goatse."

    5. Re:Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's why there's SOOOO much competition brewing. Right.

  33. ridiculous by jhwang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM exists to serve corporate customers. Large corporations are not clamoring for apple (I say this as the happy owner of an iBook).

    IBM has to have compelling reasons to think it can make money by convincing either (1) corporations to buy macs or (2) consumers to buy from IBM.

    Let's look at the price tag. Since Apple's current market cap is $25 billion dollars, IBM would have to pay something in that range to purchase Apple.

    To put things in perspective, IBM is expected to receive $1-2 billion from the sale of its existing PC business. IBM has about $10 billion in cash in the bank.

    Does IBM have the money? Only by issuing more debt (IBM has about $22 Billion in debt already) OR by purchasing Apple using IBM stock which would dilute shareholder value.

    Does IBM have the will and/or stupidity to pursue such a deal? NO.

    1. Re:ridiculous by Razzak · · Score: 1

      Let's look at the price tag. Since Apple's current market cap is $25 billion dollars, IBM would have to pay something in that range to purchase Apple.

      To put things in perspective, IBM is expected to receive $1-2 billion from the sale of its existing PC business. IBM has about $10 billion in cash in the bank.

      Does IBM have the money? Only by issuing more debt (IBM has about $22 Billion in debt already) OR by purchasing Apple using IBM stock which would dilute shareholder value.


      Well, the debt level only matters if their net income is relatively low. With EBITDA at 15BN and Gross Profit at 33BN, they could easily raise enough capital through debt. As for using shares to purchase the company, that only dilutes shareholder value if it's a bad purchase. It would not be as profitable as using debt to pay for the purchase, but if it's a successful merger the shareholders would profit either way.


      Does IBM have the will and/or stupidity to pursue such a deal? NO.


      Heh. While you're certainly entitled to your opinion, people have thought many business decisions in the past have been stupid that have turned out to be brilliant. This is certainly a high-risk acquisition, but taking on MS is never easy.
    2. Re:ridiculous by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Companies are looking for a platform that runs MS Office, and has lower virus risk / support costs than Windows. This means OS X. They are not buying Apple, because Apple does not have the brand recognition in corporate circles. IBM does. An IBM workstation running OS X would have a potentially huge market.

      It is also far more likely that this a join venture rather than an take over would happen. Apple licenses the OS to IBM, IBM creates business-oriented Mac-compatibles complementing Apple's home-oriented lines. IBM and Apple get to point at each other as a second source (the main advantage x86 PC vendors have over Apple or IBM trying to sell POWER/PowerPC kit).

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    3. Re:ridiculous by platos_beard · · Score: 1

      There's no reason I can think of why the Apple's legendary ease of use (i.e. low training costs) are more valuable at home than the are at work. But marketting-wise, Apple has no clout with business.

      If you could create a B2B market for Apple without driving away the existing fan/customer base (which is a pretty darn stable base), that's worth something. Apple joining forces with IBM is one of the few ways I can imagine that happening, but the cultural divide is a pretty big barrier to overcome.

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    4. Re:ridiculous by javaxman · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have to agree, it's a pretty silly idea. I expect more, possibly closer IBM/Apple partnerships, but don't really see the business case for a merger.

      Still, I think IBM could pull it off ( IFF Steve Jobs wanted them to ), technically. IBM's market cap is something like 6 times Apple's. What such a move would do to IBM's stock price is an interesting question.

      Still, until Steve Jobs starts knocking on doors looking to sell Apple, it's just silly to talk about stuff like this- it's just not going to happen unless it's Steve's idea... rrright. That's what he's been building the company up for, a sale! Ha!

      Ok, now that I think about it like that, this is the dumbest story slashdot has covered since, uh, the last really dumb story... which would probably that one about the big "young people use the internet" news...

    5. Re:ridiculous by retinaburn · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does IBM have the will and/or stupidity to pursue such a deal? NO.


      As an IBMer I can say that we often have enough of both to get much done :)
    6. Re:ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to buy every share to control the company.

    7. Re:ridiculous by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Still, until Steve Jobs starts knocking on doors looking to sell Apple, it's just silly to talk about stuff like this- it's just not going to happen unless it's Steve's idea... rrright. That's what he's been building the company up for, a sale! Ha!

      Considering Steve has his iTunes and iPod business going great guns, perhaps the Mac business isn't as important to Apple as it once was.

      Maybe Steve is looking to sell his PC division, too!

    8. Re:ridiculous by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Maybe Steve is looking to sell his PC division, too!

      I was about to start laughing really, really, hard, but hey, he sold off the hardware division at NeXT, so he's sold off PC hardware divisions before!

      Of course, NeXT's hardware division wasn't making money. Apple's is. It's just not going to happen.

      But as long as you're cooking up insane scenarios, you could get really wacky with this and spin a scenario where IBM buys Apple's PowerPC desktop-production ( thus giving themselves an entire line of PowerPC-based hardware ), and Apple sells OS X ( for Intel and PowerPC ) and iPods and other 'digital lifestyle' software and hardware products... although IBM shouldn't need to come to Apple to buy that stuff...

      har har it just gets more crazy... I wouldn't bet on any of this stuff, let's put it that way.

    9. Re:ridiculous by SEE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Mac unit is making money. What it isn't doing is showing any growth. With the exception of 2000 (4,558,000 Macs sold), Apple has been selling roughly 3 million Macintosh units a year every year for the last ten years.

      It's a steady buisness, but from the perspective of the growth part of the company (iPod/iTunes/iTunes Music Store), it's a millstone that stops them from being a growth stock. A supply of cash to finance further growth and product development without the headaches of maintainging a stagnant (however profitable) division would be of real benefit . . . .

      So sell the computers to IBM, the apps and OS to IBM or anyone else willing to buy it, make Apple Computers a high-class tech retailer, and spin off iPod as its own company with plenty of cash to fuel growth (and no more Apple trademark to draw Apple Corps lawsuits).

      Steve Jobs would probably be happier running a digital toys company anyway.

    10. Re:ridiculous by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      Still, until Steve Jobs starts knocking on doors looking to sell Apple, it's just silly to talk about stuff like this- it's just not going to happen unless it's Steve's idea...
      Well, I'd say look at Peoplesoft. The shareholders WANT Oracle to buy them out. Management is entrenched and doesn't want to give up the ship. Long drawn out lawsuit and proxy battle expected. Hilarity ensues.
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    11. Re:ridiculous by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Steve Jobs would probably be happier running a digital toys company anyway.

      Digital toy, as opposed to computer? The difference being??

      Well, it's pretty clear IBM ain't buying Apple anyhow... though it's an amusing rumor.

  34. the new chic by zoloto · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hitching up with Apple would provide IBM with a real inroad into the fast growing 'lifestyle' market, something the men and women in blue suits kind of missed. Perhaps most of all, it would be a way for IBM to get even with Microsoft for all that bad blood over the early versions of Windows, which IBM partnered in, and apparently accidentally part-funded. Remember that what IBM got out of that for its money was an operating systems that chairman Gerstner famously named Warp, which turned out to be the speed at which it hurtled into oblivion.


    I can see teh future of IMB/APPLE laptops being the new chic. High class execs and those that want the style and performance of IBM/APPLE will buy these. Hot damn, I can picture this being the downfall of Microsoft. Now I'm not one to point a finger at anything *nix or not and proclaim the death of MS, but with this I can see it actually happening within the better half of a decade.

    I'd buy it.
  35. you lose it by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mesh? Feasible? Synergy?! Higher than 10% buzzword-to-intelligence ratio. Post ignored.

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    1. Re:you lose it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Synergy I'll give you. But "mesh" and "feasable" as buzzwords? You're really reaching, here.

    2. Re:you lose it by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not to mention that it ignores the buzzword that rules them all: Diversify!

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  36. Short neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    IBM has very little to lose considering it's size and product diversity. IBM will open a whole new market for apple and if apple is the target of a takeover it will command a premium, thus the value of the stock will go up.

  37. random evangelism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not know and I do not care what Apple does vis a vis IBM. All I care about is that they continue to put out the best portable and desktop computers on the planet.

    For shits and giggles, I tried to stress test my (fantastic) new iMac G5. I set a fullscreen background image from my iPhoto library. Then I ran a fullscreen DVD on top of that. Then I ran a 90% sized quicktime video on top of that. Then I placed a mostly-transparent Terminal on top of that with a half-second top update rate.

    And nothing hitched, stuttered, garbled, or in any way misbehaved.

    And this was at 1600x1200x32bpp. On the second monitor. Off of a single 1.8Ghz G5.

    Show me any software stack or hardware solution or WHATEVER that works even remotely as well as this fantastic machine, and I'll buy somewhere else. Until then, viva Apple and IBM. I don't care who buys what or whatever, just keep selling this platform and millions will come around.

    1. Re:random evangelism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urm my gentoo box running on a dual SMP athlon 1.2ghz latest KDE and Xorg (with translucency and compositing enabled) can perform similarly well. I've performed similar tests to the one you describe several times before.

      Having said that I have never seen anything that multitasks as well as AmigaOS did all those years ago - even by todays standards.

  38. Next Merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Apple will finish talks with Big Blue as soon as it finishes merging with Sony, Palm, Disney, and HP (in that order).

  39. Anyone remember Bash Big Blue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An old game for MacOS 6 and 7... the IBM logo would pop up all over the screen; the goal of the game was to click on the logo before the next one would pop up. Failiure meant that your mac's screen was filled with those evil IBM logos... ah, how times change.

  40. I think I speak for all of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I speak for all of us when I say Fish use electric power to destroy mass media!

  41. IF this was by harryoyster · · Score: 1

    If this was to occur this would be one of the best mergers in recent time. This would give IBM one of the best quality product lineups in the portable / fad market. If this merger went through it would also allow IBM and Apple to boost the PPC system. Perhapse even adopt the AMD-64 as people have reported in the past but its very unlikely. Go For it!

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    1. Re:IF this was by Blimey85 · · Score: 1
      Perhapse even adopt the AMD-64 as people have reported in the past but its very unlikely.

      People are still talking about Apple using AMD chips? Are you nuts?!?!!? Why the hell would Apple want to go backwards? Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the G5 processor kick the shit out of the competition? That's what Steve Jobs says anyway...

      And how would this allow IBM and Apple to boost the PPC system? Is there anything preventing them from doing that now? I think they are working on that as fast as they can, since it's already in their best interest to scale up the technology. I do agree that this would be a great merger though.

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    2. Re:IF this was by harryoyster · · Score: 1

      There has been some speculation that the Apple camp was looking at the AMD Processors. I agree it would be a bad move. It was _speculation_ thankfully :)

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  42. Very, very old, obligatory joke by nsayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q. What to you get when you combine Apple and IBM?

    A. IBM.

    Shamelessly stolen from Apple Confidential.

    1. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am thinking iBM ;)

    2. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am thinking iBM ;)

      eh, the internet Bowel Movement?

      Or is that /.?

    3. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, this joke isn't actually from the last time that rumors about an IBM/Apple merger was discussed.

      It's from the time before that!

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    4. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      I am thinking iBM ;)

      Isn't that what Steve does in the executive washroom?

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    5. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by droleary · · Score: 1

      Q. What to you get when you combine Apple and IBM?

      Based on what has already happened in past mergers, I think those in the know would say:

      A. NeXT

    6. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shure
      Ibm only.
      and apple die.

      Remember 1988, 89, 90
      - 09/89 - Ibm got a 10 m$ license from NeXT computer.
      - 10/90 - Ibm show Nextstep on their risc machine.
      http://www.islandnet.com/~kpolsson/works tat/work19 87.htm
      What they did with the macosx father ?

      Ibm sell pc division ?
      They never got a penny from this business.

      Do you really think ibm will abort Aix operating system , for
      macosx ?

    7. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      1. Misunderstood the parent.
      2. Incoherent.
      3. AC.

      That's a hat trick. Of course, it's a pointy hat.

  43. IBM selling PC division by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so why on earth would they want to get involved with Apple?
    Its all about return on capital and as the Ipod thing fades (at least from a margin standpoint) Apple once again reverts to a niche player without great prospects for increased return on assets or equity.

    This is not to say that Apple wont make money or continue to evolve, it just doesn't make sense financially for IBM to be involved.

  44. My Christmas wish... by karmaflux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is an iBook with a trackpoint.

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    1. Re:My Christmas wish... by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Maybe even a mouse with more than one button?!!

    2. Re:My Christmas wish... by 59Bassman · · Score: 1
      OH YEAH!

      I really like OS X. I have considered a PowerBook. But the Trackpoint of my IBM laptop is so much easier to use (IMHO) than the touchpads...

    3. Re:My Christmas wish... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Hint: "Ctl", next to the Command (Apple) button *is* the second mouse button, if you feel more comfortable having one. Frankly, as someone who uses both a PC and a Mac, the overall Mac interface is designed so that you don't need a second button, while a PC needs it a bit more.

    4. Re:My Christmas wish... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Steve to karmaflux: "You keep your filthy clit-nubs away from my Powerbooks!"

    5. Re:My Christmas wish... by p4ul13 · · Score: 0
      Amen brotha!

      My Thinkpad T30 (currently running Fedora Core 3) has a trackpoint and a touchpad. I have never intentionally used the touchpad. I'd love to get a powerbook someday, and that day would be sooner if the pointer device wasn't a touchpad.

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  45. IBM sells PC business by doghouse41 · · Score: 1

    And I'm sure that this rumor has nothing to do with the news that IBM is trying to sell it's "Ibm PC" business. Could it be that it sees more margin in Apples than PCs?

    1. Re:IBM sells PC business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you'd read the article you'd see that's the sole basis on which this rumor is being proposed

  46. Google is also involved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, IBM will buy Google, which in turn will buy Apple.

    The combined company will be called "Garbble".

  47. Deja Vu by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1


    Who here remembers rumors about Apple merging with Sun back in the early 90's? Didn't happen...

    1. Re:Deja Vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The most ridiculous rumour I heard was Apple merging with NeXT. You may remember the latter company, they made a bunch of overpriced workstations during the 1980s which were marketed using the astonishing strategy of pricing them really high (like $10,000 a pop) and then refusing to sell them to anyone but students.

      By the mid-nineties, they were pretty much dead, yet rumours persist to this day that NeXT might "take over" Apple.

      Where are they now?

    2. Re:Deja Vu by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      True, but Sun and NeXT (the company that was paid to take over Apple) did jointly release the OpenStep specification (or OPENSTEP - I can never remember which is the OS and which is the spec). For a while, Solaris came with a copy of OpenStep, and code written for NeXT machines could be compiled on Sun machines without modification. The OpenStep API is still present in OS X, called Cocoa.

      This partnership didn't go much further, since Sun made servers and workstations, and NeXT made workstations. If NeXT had made home PCs, as Apple does, then their product lines would have complemented each other nicely. Currently, Apple is well known for its home machines (iLife, digital lifestyle etc.) while IBM is known for reliable workstations and servers with a good Price/Performance ratio. IBM would like nothing more than to sell more POWER/PowerPC machines, rather than give a significant cut of their profits to Intel, but they don't have an OS that can do it. They have AIX (well respected at the top end), and Linux (buzzword of the day), but these both fail the most important requirement for corporate use - they don't run MS Office. OS X does. IBM workstations running OS X would be very attractive corporate customers (IBM has the brand recognition, and it would be an alternative to Windows - something a lot of companies are looking for after the recent spate of vulnerabilities).

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  48. ...and leave analysts scratching their heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM gains little by playing favorites with Apple. Apple is great at user experience - but at a premium. How does this help IBM? I don't think companies have such long term resentment - it's all about money. Does it help them to add a 3rd major UNIX-like OS to their portfolio? Remember their Linux investments in RedHat and SuSE? Does it help IBM to partner with Apple, who has a weak web services strategy? Remember those web services alliances with Microsoft and webMethods? A move like the one you described would place a big strain on those partnerships and leave analysts scratching their heads for no good reason.

    I think that this recent dumping of the PC division is a repositioning in order to clobber Sun in the upcoming "Solaris vs. Linux in the datacenter" war and also to become the world's first true mass market grid computing utility company.

  49. Rumors, Rumors every where by Efialtis · · Score: 1

    Earlier we read a story on /. where IBM was selling their Computer side of business... WHy would they get involved with Apple if they are planning on selling? Maybe Apple is looking to buy? --E

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    1. Re:Rumors, Rumors every where by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      They're dumping the PC side of the business. Their workstations, minis and mainframes will continue to be manufactured by IBM for IBM.

      If IBM takes over Apple, then IBM will be manufacturing PowerPC based desktop computers. However, if IBM doesn't, then it will be manufacturing PowerPC based desktop computers. I guess the difference will be whether they go out the door running GNU/Linux or Mac OS X.

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  50. both companies on way to oblivion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, people. Computers are ho-hum commodity items. No serious person really gives a damn about the latest "fastest pc in the world" anymore. Sure, there are your righteous reality distortion field types and your "you can't get fired buying IBM" droids, but they are dying breeds.

    In business investing, the cutting edge eventually turns out to be a sinkhole: railroads, airlines and ... now ... computers.

  51. No way. Not with IBM dumping the PC division by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, IBM is exiting that business. Given that the iPod is taking off while Apple desktop market share remains tiny, Apple's direction is becoming clear. The computer business is becoming a drag on the stock, tying up too much capital without generating revenue in proportion. At some point, Apple will probably sell off its computer business and become an entertainment products company.

    1. Re:No way. Not with IBM dumping the PC division by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or maybe this is why they dumped it.

      Honestly, people, think outside the box once in a while.

    2. Re:No way. Not with IBM dumping the PC division by Queer+Boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple has held onto their operating systems with a stranglehold. I doubt they'll ever sell of their desktop business, selling computers is what makes them money. They have the best margins in the industry.

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  52. Right, except for the delivery problems by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Apple having not signed up to IBM's PowerPC consortia, there are hints in this get-together

    That might have something to do with IBM's near incompetence dating back years. They've never been able to supply the # of chips Apple needs to meet demand for systems. High end G5 systems have been trickling out the door because there simply aren't enough processors from IBM to satisfy demand. IBM always drags their feet with the latest mhz bump, and the delivery rate is probably because of yield problems on the higher speed chips.

  53. IBM selling off PC Division by REDSECTOR1 · · Score: 2

    IBM and Apple merger would be interesting, especially in light of the fact that there are talks about IBM selling off their PC division ... http://www.theregister.com/2004/12/03/ibm_pc_jv_le novo/

    1. Re:IBM selling off PC Division by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 one priority to a company is making money, period. If (which would be a good idea) IBM sells off it's consumer pc biz and picks up Apple's (already in full swing) they don't have to do anything other than collect more profits from a company already self sufficient. more money enables both companies to grow.

  54. It would not be an aquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple becoming part of ibm would be bad for everyone. Apple and IBM are so different in culture, so forget about a good marriage. But IBM selling Apple desktops and building software to manage the desktops is where IBM wants to go. If you haven't looked recently windows on the corporate desktop is a bad idea. IBM could sell on CIO fear about virii and spyware.

  55. BMW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're saying that Apple owners are jerks?

  56. New logo by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Probably be the Apple logo with horizontal lines through it, kinda like a sliced up apple. Wait that doesn't sound good.

    Or is this just Apple's way of taking over everything that start with the letter I? Ipod, Imac, IBM.....

    1. Re:New logo by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Say hello to iBM. That's about how such a merger would smell, I think.

    2. Re:New logo by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're close: it'd be the Apple logo with Aqua stripes in it, which are close enough to the IBM stripes. Alternatively, a snowball surrounded by the fiery depths of hell is being considered.

    3. Re:New logo by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the old (pre-Bondi-iMac) logo?

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  57. Worst merger ever! by csoto · · Score: 1

    IBM is about doing everything for you. Apple is about stroking your ego. Thery're totally incompatible ideals.

    Granted, I think both companies have brilliant ideas, and spinning off PCs is a great idea for IBM, since they care more about a few $1 billion contracts than several million sales in which they made all of $20 profit.

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  58. Another Load... by fearboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You'd think that by now, more people would've figured out a basic trait of Steve Jobs: he's got his own will, and he'll hit eject before he compromises it. A lot of people think that means he has a huge ego, and maybe he does, but that's not the point - he's spent an awfully long time trying to make the world see things his way, and he's not going to stop just because someone offers him a pile of cash.

    A lot of industry writers don't seem interested in understanding Apple's motivation (which of course means trying to understand Steve), so they ascribe standard corporate motives, and we end up with wild-ass rumors like this. But of course that doesn't work, and they're wrong a lot (they're right sometimes too, but how many crazy rumors have you heard?), and so the industry looks at Apple like they're the crazy unpredictable man-child of computing. Who happened to get lucky once or twice with the iMac and maybe the iPod. Won't happen again.

    But the thing is, they don't want to be on par with other manufacturers, and they don't want to beat them at their own game. Apple wants to change the rules and beat the others at Apple's game. That's the approach they've taken for a long time - iPod being probably the best example. It's also why Apple won't release a sub-$1000 machine, even though it might mean huge market share.

    So in short, the article's another load of poorly thought-out crap. The idea that IBM could/would buy Apple is like saying that when you hit the lottery, your boss will be cleaning your house - the transaction has to go both ways, and as willing as IBM may be (and I'm betting they're not), Apple won't bite.

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    1. Re:Another Load... by jvagner · · Score: 1

      I've long argued that Apple should release a sub-$1000 machine just for the annual upgrade fees that would come with it. Everyone can argue that Apple is a hardware company, but $120 once or twice a year from a bigger customer base would probably help them in their machine anyway.

    2. Re:Another Load... by jvagner · · Score: 1

      uh, not machine, "mission".

    3. Re:Another Load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think that by now, more people would've figured out a basic trait of Steve Jobs: he's got his own will, and he'll hit eject before he compromises it.

      I think you mean "he'll drag his ego to the trash before he compromises it."

    4. Re:Another Load... by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      he's spent an awfully long time trying to make the world see things his way, and he's not going to stop just because someone offers him a pile of cash.

      This albeit-unprovable hypothesis finds some support in the fact that he draws a salary of $1/year...

    5. Re:Another Load... by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      Come on Steve, tells us what's next.... ;-P

    6. Re:Another Load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just one side note, they do have sub (u.s.$) 1,000.00 boxen. it's the eMac. sure, they ain't cool like the PMG5 or the new iMac G5 but good enough for basic computing. and if rumor is right, the eMac will be a G5 chip soon enough as well.

    7. Re:Another Load... by ggvaidya · · Score: 1
      ... a basic trait of Steve Jobs: he's got his own will, and he'll hit eject before he compromises it.

      Steve Jobs? As a thousand UI designers keep screaming, he'll actually scare everybody by dragging his will to the trash can. This will cause it to eject.

      Honestly, who thought of that one?

    8. Re:Another Load... by gobbo · · Score: 1
      he's spent an awfully long time trying to make the world see things his way

      I seem to remember (pls correct me) that when Jobs returned to Apple his work computer was a ThinkPad running OpenStep; I guess you could say that 'his way' has included running OS X on IBM hardware already.

    9. Re:Another Load... by justins · · Score: 1
      You'd think that by now, more people would've figured out a basic trait of Steve Jobs: he's got his own will, and he'll hit eject before he compromises it.

      Don't you mean, he'll drag it into the trash can?
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    10. Re:Another Load... by nsayer · · Score: 1
      It's also why Apple won't release a sub-$1000 machine...

      Like this one?

      I mean, come on, people. Check your goddamn facts, please.

    11. Re:Another Load... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      So does he get a paycheck for 4 cents every two weeks (So like 2 cents after taxes?) or how's that work?

    12. Re:Another Load... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      ...he's spent an awfully long time trying to make the world see things his way...

      I think you may be talking about Bill Gates here. Steve Jobs has spent an awfully long time seeing the world to figure out how to make great products.

      Also, strong ego is not a bad thing. It does not have to mean "jerk." For instance, I would say Linus Torvalds has a strong ego. He knows the direction he wants to go and he isn't swayed from his goal by just anyone with an opinion. Ego only equates to "jerk" for those individuals who are truly insecure.

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    13. Re:Another Load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha zing!

  59. IBM PowerPC consortia by levin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple is one of the original three to develop the PowerPC architecture in the AIM (Apple, IBM, Motorola) alliance in the first place. I would imagine that their membership/input would be defacto in IBM's eyes. The fact that they aren't on the list to sign up doesn't mean they aren't already involved in this group, and it isn't really compelling evidence that Apple and IBM are set to merge.

    Don't get me wrong, I think that'd be pretty cool and may happen. I just don't see this as very good evidence given the circumstances surrounding PPC and Apple's seminal involvement in the architecture.

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  60. Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A great company taking over a crappy one. No matter how you wrap it, sh*t is still sh*t.

  61. Dare to dream... by ksc · · Score: 1

    ... of being able to use my iBook as my primary workstation at work...

    1. Re:Dare to dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is already possible within IBM. Someone put together versions of the client tools most IBMers use for OSX, so for those who have the hardware it's cetainly possible. IBM managers are more relaxed about these things laterly, IMHO.

    2. Re:Dare to dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where? How about a link to the site? Is it on w3?

      I would love to be using my iBook at work!

    3. Re:Dare to dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://ehngsa.ibm.com/~mlowry/public/mac-downloads .html

    4. Re:Dare to dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks!

  62. I don't see it. by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is just speculation to get attention, as near as I can gather. "IBM and Apple should merge!" sounds neat if you don't look at any of the context, but if you look at the actual products they sell it doesn't make really much sense at all. IBM targets almost exclusively corporate customers. Apple targets almost exclusively consumer customers. There's no good way to tie these two things together at all, especially since the existing product lines of each have no particular relevance or connectivity to one another. Okay, yeah, like the article mentions, IBM doesn't have a presence in the "lifestyle"/enduser demographic. Why is this a problem? That's just not their market.

    About the only obvious place the products could tie together is if IBM wanted to sell macs as corporate desktops. But as far as I'm aware when IBM sets up corporate desktops, it's just to sell their server infrastructure and such-- that is, IBM's push isn't "we'll sell you all this infrastructure stuff and give you better corporate desktop machines as well!" it's "we'll sell you this infrastructure stuff and it will work with the corporate desktop machines you were going to sell anyway!" In fact as far as I'm aware despite IBM's great use of Linux in the server space they have yet to use anything but Windows on the desktops their solutions people set up-- they're transitioning to Linux desktops internally, but haven't shown signs that they want to try to change the general corporate-desktop status quo. Given all this, it would seem from IBM's perspective suddenly springing "and you should switch to macs for your desktops!" on their customers would make things a lot harder to sell. So I don't think that Apple's systems have much relevance to IBM. Conversely, I don't see IBM selling DB2 en masse to the end-user consumer market.

    Meanwhile the article's support for itself is full of nonsense, for example:

    Then of course there is Darwin, Apple's version of BSD Unix at the heart of its Mac OS X operating system, which would nicely provide IBM with a non Linux semi-open source alternative, and one that is focused on its on benchmark beating P (sorry G) 5 microprocessor

    Why on earth would IBM want a non Linux semi-open source alternative? First off IBM has been making lots of money out of actually just selling Linux; second off if they needed an alternative to Linux they sell several "real" UNIX derivatives themselves; third off Darwin is very highly specialized for the needs and APIs of OS X, and many of the design decisions therein don't make really a lot of sense except in OS X's context. If IBM wanted to repackage BSD they'd have done it themselves by now.

    I could maybe see it making sense if IBM tried to integrate their products better with Apple's-- I.E. trying to twist things so that XServes can be dropped into a IBM infrastructure package, or trying to sell packages of G5s as modeling boxes and IBM hardware as a render farm to places doing industrial graphics work. That would be neat, and definitely wouldn't hurt the situation for either company. However I don't see there being some kind of "missing puzzle piece" either Apple or IBM could fill in by working with the other the way the article seems to imply, and the article doesn't give me good reason to think there is one.

    1. Re:I don't see it. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why on earth would IBM want a non Linux semi-open source alternative?

      MS Office. The main reason you aren't seeing IBM-made POWER/PowerPC workstations in offices is that they don't run MS Office. If they did, then they would be a lot more popular. There is no version of MS Office for Linux or AIX (I'm not counting Crossover, since it's not supported by MS - something important to corporate customers). There is for OS X.

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    2. Re:I don't see it. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      (I'm not counting Crossover, since it's not supported by MS - something important to corporate customers)

      I'm not counting Crossover, since it requires an x86 CPU. Which would kind of miss the whole point.

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    3. Re:I don't see it. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      "Why on earth would IBM want a non Linux semi-open source alternative?

      MS Office. The main reason you aren't seeing IBM-made POWER/PowerPC workstations in offices is that they don't run MS Office."

      That doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, that doesn't get IBM any less reliant on Microsoft, but instead makes them reliant on BOTH Microsoft and Apple to sell their PowerPC-based architecture. Don't you think it would be more cost-efficient for them to work with Novell to get OpenOffice more up-to-snuff?

      Now, I'm not saying IBM isn't happy to have Macintoshes making the PowerPC architecture more prevalent, but what good would it do them to buy Apple? Either IBM would change Apple to make it more IBM-ish, which would hurt its success, or IBM would have no effect on Apple, in which case, why buy it at all? Perhaps IBM would do well to recommend Apple to their customers, but their best-case scenario would be to push a IBM-hardware/Novell-software solution.

      I suppose I could see IBM licensing OSX to run on IBM PowerPC laptops and desktops, but why? I mean, why would Apple want to do that, when they make their money on hardware? Why would IBM want to do that when OSX has such a small market share? And why would I want to buy an OSX IBM laptop instead of a Powerbook?

      All around, I see IBM continuing to support Apple as one of the big distributers of the POWER architecture. I see IBM continuing to support Novell, since if Linux gets a big market share, the POWER architecture becomes more feasible for laptops and desktops. But I doubt IBM has plans to buy either company.

  63. Not a merger, how about partnership? by nokiator · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Even though IBM's market cap is in excess of $160B, Apple's current valuation of $25B is a bit too much for a straight merger. A close partnership which involves IBM reselling some Apple products under IBM brand name is more likely.

    IBM has wanted to get rid of Microsoft for the last 20 years or so without much success. Microsoft takes a big chunk of the profit in the low margin corporate PC business which does not leave much money on the table for HW vendors. IBM is a company that built its brand recognition on (at least perceived) quality, reliability and security of its products. Being forced to rely on a Microsoft OS as the most user visible part of a corporate IT solution is a disaster. The latest round of security problems with Windows XP and IE over the last year may have pushed IBM over the edge.

    For the server side of the corporate IT market, IBM can rely on Linux or internal IBM OS variants. For desktops and notebooks there is really no option to Microsoft since the death of OS2.

    If IBM chooses to offer Apple desktops and notebooks as part of their corporate solution portfolio, this will immediately make Apple products more acceptable from the perspective of CIOs. OSX user interface is easy to learn and use and OSX already supports the Microsoft Office suite, which is pretty much the only desktop (un)productivity suite used by most corporate customers.

    1. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

      I don't have mod points, but if I did I would mod this up.
      Many posts here are assuming "marriage"=="merger" or
      an outright purchase, which doesn't make alot of
      sense from either company's perspective.
      But, some kind of partnership does make sense.
      They are already working closely together on the PPC, What about some other possibilities:

      IBM-branded iMac, similar to the HP-branded iPod
      License OS X for iSeries/pSeries/whatever (Power5 systems)
      AIX on Xserves (snickers)
      Apple-branded full bigass Power5 servers
      Compatible PPC970 blade products
      Cell PPC-based Powermacs

    2. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

      And with Power5 being able to run multiple OSes in different virtual partitions concurrently (via Hypervisor, etc)
      One could be running Linux for Apache,
      AIX for whatever that's for,
      And OS X for Photoshop.

    3. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apache is installed with OS X (even the client) fool. Any business with more than one computer will not be putting Photoshop and a web server on the same machine anyway.

    4. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've hit the nail on the head. It would make no sense for Apple and IBM to merge, but it would make sense for IBM to push Macs as desktop systems. OS X on the desktop provides a good complimentary operating system for Linux workstations and Linux and AIX servers. Apple also has experience in designing desktop computers and a pleasing UI that IBM has never been able to develop. IBM would also probably be able to port their own software to OS X with minimal effort. I doubt IBM would be quite as interested in selling Xserves, but they probably would be willing if that was what the customer was asking.

    5. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by nokiator · · Score: 1

      Most of the new corporate PCs being sold are notebooks. IBM had a pretty good product in this space with the ThinkPads. Apple also has very good notebook platforms. The partnership may be primarily in the context of IBM reselling Apple notebooks. The challenge is how to manage the transition. Most companies will end up with a large base of ThinkPad (and other brand) Wintel notebooks and phasing in PowerBooks will be non-trivial. However, if there is one company that can manage something like this (both in terms of convincing the customers and delivering the solution) it is probably IBM. Also, note that IBM will make additional profit with every unit sold if IBM processors and chips are inside these boxes. A PowerBook transition to G5 may somewhat be tied-in with a deal like this.

    6. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by wren337 · · Score: 1


      I could see IBM pitching OSX desktops to sit beside their linux servers. OSX is the premier unix desktop. Imagine a partnership where Apple lets IBM license OSX installed on cheaper hardware. Although that seems unlikely given apple's past, but you can see the appeal to IBM. And I'm sure there are some CIOs who would migrate to osx via IBM, you hear stories of successful linux rollouts.

      It makes just enough sense to imagine it, I just don't see them getting over the hump.

    7. Re:Not a merger, how about partnership? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admittedly this is a very narrow area of interest, but perhaps a partnership such as this might result (among other things) in a "PowerPad" or a "ThinkBook" laptop, designed by Apple, but running on, say, an AMD64 chip.

      I've always liked IBM's laptops. Owned/used several, though I am currently using a Dell. Apple's most recent Powerbooks are the most well-designed ever to hit the market. So much so that I've been seriously considering dumping wintel and crossing over. Probably won't happen yet (for a number of reasons), but I'd love a laptop as mentioned above. Powerbook design, AMD64 processor, and the capability to run either Windows or Linux (I know, there are options to run Linux on PowerPCs). But the fact is that some people prefer Windows, but like the Apple deisgns.

      Flame me if you like, but something like this may really catch on with those "in-betweeners".

  64. See IBM / Red Hat or IBM / SuSE more likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but still not very likely at all. As others have said, IBM is all about services now, and linux in general and free software specifically allows greater IBM/industry and intra-IBM communication. Why would they go backwards to Apple's OS?

    Also...why, after exiting one consumer business, would they do an acquisition that puts them back in that same place, but in a small niche? Doens't make sense.

    The higest profit margin side of hardware is servers. Not iPods or G5s.

  65. Didn't I see this movie? by Piquan · · Score: 1

    It's like, When Harry Met Sally!

    IBM: The first time we met, we hated each other.

    Apple: No, you didn't hate me, I hated you. And the second time we met, you didn't even remember me.

    IBM: I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends.

    Apple: We were friends for a long time.

    IBM: And then we weren't.

    Apple: And then we fell in love.

    Speaking of Meg Ryan romantic comedies, in You've Got Mail, the bitter business rivalry was echoed in their choice of computers: Joe used an IBM, and Kathleen used a Mac.

    1. Re:Didn't I see this movie? by npistentis · · Score: 1

      Not one, but TWO Meg Ryan romantic comedies you've now referenced. Just reading that post made my eyeballs smoke.

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  66. Bite the Big Apple? by JumpingBull · · Score: 1

    This would be a sensible match; probably because of the culture differences, but also the similarities.

    The easy, "what's different?", part first.
    East vs West coast external cultural differences aside what is left is b2b and b2c (business, consumer) channel differences. The "standard" IBM business model for the PC helped to spawn an industry, Apple differentiated itself through the human element and ease of use aspects in order to survive in an extremely cut-throat industry.

    Desktop publishing as such did not exist, except in that most arcane of markup languages, TeX.
    Then came a usable page descriptive language (PostScript), a nice user interface from the Xerox Palo Alto Research establishment and the ability of Apple to produce first the Lisa, and then the Mac.

    DTP was the killer app for that platform, just as Visicalc was for the Apple II. (and indirectly, IBM and the PC)

    This value-added benefit makes Apple a lively contender in introducing new technologies with sufficient margin to support a dealer channel to the consumer.

    And the similarities?

    Both IBM and Apple are known in their respective fields for dependable, "boring" products and services.
    Both have inculcated unique corporate cultural elements (belonging) in their employees.
    Both have memorable CEO's with some idea of where the better opportunities are liable to present themselves.

    Whatever direction they take, both organizations can learn from each others best practices.
    Whether they choose to do this, or not, depends on the ability to spin^h^h^h^h convince the Corporate Investors that this would be a Good Thing, and lead to more Return on Investment aka Profit.

    Money will Boldly Go, where Egos Fear to Tread.

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  67. Excuse me? by LordNimon · · Score: 1
    Although wildly speculative, it is not improbable.

    Actually, I would say that anything that is "wildly speculative" is definitely improbable.

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  68. Apply Apple's design knowledge ... where? by chiph · · Score: 1

    Apple is famous for their design skills. But since IBM is no longer (or will shortly no longer will be) selling any personal computers, where could that be applied? Giant all-white mainframes?

    Chip H.

    1. Re:Apply Apple's design knowledge ... where? by ktlyst · · Score: 1

      The professional skin is anodized aluminium, not white plastic.

    2. Re:Apply Apple's design knowledge ... where? by alfredo · · Score: 1

      It isn't just the outer appearance where their designs excel. Open up a G5 and look at it. Look at the new iMac G5. Look at how they put together their servers. Beauty is more than skin deep with Apple products.

      Their price/performance numbers with their servers is as good as it gets.

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  69. News Flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in: Rush Limbaugh recently used the phrase "Cunning Linguist" on national talk radio today, about 12:45PM EST. We now return you to your /. discussion already in progress.

  70. Interesting... by demon_2k · · Score: 1

    The x86 still dominates and other architectures are not that often being used for anything other then specialised jobs. When an average joe needs a new computer, he goes an consults the "experts" at a near by electronics store and ends up buying a P4 HP or a Dell.

    Most people where I live see IBM and Apple as companies with potentian but still on the sidelines as compared to the x86 where Indel and AMD dominate. And I don't think IBM wants to compete for the x86, they have been there before...

    An Apple and IBM marriager would make things interesting. One the one side, they have been dealing with eachother for quite some time now. And on the other they are not really compeating with eachother as both compete for different market shares.

    I think that they are already working closely.
    Would it really make a difference? I don't think it would.

  71. Who are they uniting against? by obender · · Score: 1

    After spending the day trying to figure out how to port a JBoss (LGPL) application to WebSphere (IBM closed source) all of a sudden I have no simpathy left for these closed source entities. They can fight each other, they can pretend to be on our side but they still remain the same old themselves.
    Many people describe experinces going from non free to free and say it's not all that rosy. I can assure you that going the other way is a lot worse. Gives you a new feeling of what the FSF stands for.
    As the companies are consolidating we are approaching a world where we will be free to choose only between Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola in an IT sort of way.

    1. Re:Who are they uniting against? by retiarius · · Score: 1

      an ibm/apple joint-venture is no more farfetched
      than an opposing microsoft/sun tagteam JV.

      alignments in subarenas are already at hand,
      e.g. the apple/cisco/ibm multimedia alliance...

      it's coke vs. pepsi alright, with FSF being
      some orthogonal drink, like herb tea.

  72. bluecore by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Taligent

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  73. Data by simpl3x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree with the assessment, but will play the devil's advocate. Under one circumstance, this makes sense. The return of the data center to the center of the computing universe. Almost everything we do now is network facilitated on a consumer level. Music, video, information... The ipod is nothing if not a terminal with storage. Mobiles are arguably the next level of the computing space.

    The old Moto/Apple/IBM alliance of mobile device platforms with services for consumers would supply the platform for extending the iTunes style of services through the computing environment. I spent Sunday getting my girlfriends router back up, and a couple of days a few months ago rebuilding her adware infested Dell into a clean terminal for writing, communicating via email, and surfing. Why?

    The world is ripe for change, and these three supply the basics for rebuilding the consumer computing space. Apple provides a clean consumer environment with such very useful technologies such as ZeroConf for transitionaing between home, work, and the road (cell/wi-fi/wired networks). IBM can supply the scalable data services, and Moto the cellular technology.

    This makes more sense than the rumors regarding Sun and Apple!

    1. Re:Data by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I spent Sunday getting my girlfriends router back up, and a couple of days a few months ago rebuilding her adware infested Dell into a clean terminal for writing, communicating via email, and surfing. Why? ...because she is really good in the bed? or kitchen? or cuz you are just a nice guy ;)

  74. A better idea by blamanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rather than a merger of companies, a merger of interests. Darwin/AIX.

    IBM currently has in AIX an operating system that they've invested a lot of development time in, but aren't getting much traction with. Partly because of that they've been focussing more on Linux.

    Apple has a relatively recent server line, and an operating system based on an open license, Darwin. If IBM put it's AIX and Linux technology in to Darwin, they'd have a OS with a much wider user base, and Apple would get a server OS with a much stronger reputation behind it.

    IBM sells more chips, Apple sells more servers, and both get an upgraded OS (IBM would probably not use OS X/Aqua, just Darwin) with a lot of tried and true capabilities. Win/win.

  75. I have no problem with this concept by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Merger or not, imagine IBM Power5/Power6/whatever servers running OS X. Wow -- IBM pumping R&D money into OS X.

    Or high-end Macs being sold through IBM, just like iPods are now being sold through HP.

    This doesn't seem like such an absurd reality to me.

    1. Re:I have no problem with this concept by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Apple already spends a ton of money on OS X R&D. The more the better, but they are disproportionally large in their research spending.

      Apple does end-user experience and awesome software to compliment a solid hardware package.

      IBM does business class hardware and support contracts. Software is an afterthought to complete the hardware.

      The two just don't mix well, ya know?

  76. Enterprise/business sales by mveloso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM doesn't have to buy Apple to sell Apple products.

    Why would IBM do this? For one reason: customers are asking for it. Maybe IBM is seeing a lot of customers who want to migrate from Windows. IBM can't sell anything to them because IBM doesn't have a lot of other options. Desktop Linux is a joke (sorry). Nobody wants to wait for it to mature.

    If IBM signs on as an Apple reseller, then suddenly there's a viable Windows desktop replacement that IBM can sell.

    What does Apple get? Sales, lots more sales. IBM becomes a large business channel partner, and Apple can keep ignoring the business market (which is pretty much what it's doing now). Apple tries to make enterprise plays, but it really doesn't have the infrastructure or mentality needed to succeed in the enterprise space.

    What are the problems with this scenario? There are a bunch:

    * It's unclear that Apple could meet the increased demand.

    Apple has problems getting enough inventory to feed its own demand. This apparently is due to IBM's poor G5 yields.

    * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people

    There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

    * Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers.

    This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).

    * Apple's product cycles are too fast

    The buying cycle for business computers is months. Apple's product cycles are a bit too fast, and they'll pop a new box out before the sales cycle is done, requiring readjustment of the sales contract. It's silly, but this is a logistical problem that needs to be fixed. At a minimum, older product needs to be available for shipment/purchase if newer models are released.

    * Apple hasn't successfully run a channel operation before

    Well, the edu channel was OK, but got whacked recently. Their dealer channel is competing with the Apple store. And basically, Apple may not be able to run a channel very well, being a consumer company.

    Don't get me wrong, the benefits to Apple would be huge. The benefits to IBM, the business world, and humanity would also be huge. But it's one thing to float an idea, and it's another to make it successful.

    1. Re:Enterprise/business sales by njcoder · · Score: 0, Redundant
      This would be interesting considering there is talk that IBM will be selling it's PC business to China

      Maybe they're going to switch to selling macs instead?

      I don't see it happening but it's an interesting coincidence to see these speculations published on the same day.

    2. Re:Enterprise/business sales by csoto · · Score: 5, Informative

      I am going to refute this quote:

      * Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers.

      This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).


      I have met with many product managers, marketing managers, etc. and have been asked very specific questions about existing products, such as suggested improvements to existing products (down to, is it worth $100 to have X integrated, $50, $etc.) or known issues keeping us from achieving our goals (such as advanced IT training). In most cases, the majority of our requests were actually met, albeit in later products, or non-free "upgrades" to products (the same case with most proprietary software, unless you have a maintenance contract).

      So, to say that they don't listen is overblown. True, Apple is focused on the consumer/prosumer markets. But, I have been flown in to Cupertino twice to specifically address our needs. The first time, I was not expecting much. But when I saw most of our needs met by the next invitation, I was really pleased with the changes. Having just met with their Pro Apps product manager and sales director, I'm confident that they hear our message and might even do something with it.

      Apple has sucked in the past, but they suck less now...

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    3. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people

      There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses.

      Sure there is (well at least the first two, but I assume the third exists as well).
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    4. Re:Enterprise/business sales by mveloso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple sells it, I've known people who have bought, it and it was pretty much was unavailable.

      It was for xserve, and "they didn't have the parts in-stock."

      Doh!

    5. Re:Enterprise/business sales by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think IBM would have to start selling Macs, per se; I could instead see IBM selling PPC business workstations and Thinkpads with OS X. Now that would be cool, especially if they went back to the OpenStep look. They could have the friendly-looking, candy-GUI Macs for consumers, and slate gray OpenStep workstations for businesses. This would allow them to differentiate enough so as not to cannibalize Mac sales, but still have a common software platform for compatibility.

      Maybe I got some bad crack or something, but I think it's a good idea....

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    6. Re:Enterprise/business sales by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM's not stupid. They are going to sell their version of the iPod.

      1.) IBM's iPod will be Black and blue.

      2.) It's going to have a baby-tie around it. And you can never take it off!

      3.) It'll come with a case that looks like a business suit.

      4.) It won't be called iPod anymore. I'll just have a serial number.

      5.) iPod will be resized to fit in a T-shirt chest pocket only.

      6.) It'll play some monotone corporate tune everything it turns on.

    7. Re:Enterprise/business sales by justins · · Score: 1
      Apple has problems getting enough inventory to feed its own demand. This apparently is due to IBM's poor G5 yields.

      Baloney. They had more than their fair share of production problems back when their CPUs were coming from Motorolla.
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    8. Re:Enterprise/business sales by DansnBear · · Score: 5, Informative
      * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

      Well, I can say that your wrong on that point. I purchased an xServe from apple for my company, and I also got a 3 year support contract with it. lets see what it covers:
      AppleCare Premium Service and Support Plan. Integrated service and support for Xserve or Xserve RAID hardware and Mac OS X Server software

      One number to call for help, day or night

      One team to diagnose hardware failures and software configuration issues for fast problem resolution

      Up and running telephone and email support

      Up to three years of technical support using advanced remote management and monitoring tools

      24/7 priority access to senior technical support staff by telephone and email

      30-minute response on email and telephone calls

      Onsite hardware repairs with 4 (four) hour response time Provides consultative phone and email support for advanced Mac OS X Server integration and migration issues.

      Yes, i have had to have my xServe serviced, and they were there in the allotted time, And I also get excellent detected phone support. That was all for my own personal business. I also work for a school:
      Well, the edu channel was OK, but got whacked recently. . .

      Maybe you have not had the opportunity to work directly with Apple's education channel, but it's a little more then ok, and far from whacked. For the last 5 years, I have been purchasing computers for my program directly through the education channel and am pleased with thier service. I have an education sales agent assigned to me that helps me coordinate all my purchases, and an educational consultant to help me build solutions to work in my special environment. They've even provided me with possible funding sources for certain purchases.
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    9. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM is exits vanilla PCs because mass-market consumer and business devices have (forseeably) become commoditised. Apple pours resources into leading-edge premium home digitainment devices (e.g. the iMac and probable set-top box/ wifi minitablet), innovative consumer gadgetry, the digital media ecosystem and becoming enterprise-ready, because they are and will continue to be profitable, developing market segments. IBM doesn't need Mac hardware; they've got everything they need to build it themselves, and their profits are now from consulting and best-in-class basement iron. They need the most advanced, secure OS, and a hardware manufacturing license. Apple has the goods but lacks enterprise credibility/ market share. Something's afoot... I smell it.

    10. Re:Enterprise/business sales by tyrione · · Score: 1
      Where to begin with this heresay?

      * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people

      There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

      This perceived lack of ability is by design, not by Apple having the incapability of tackling this market space. Why would I say this? I worked at NeXT and Apple Enterprise and it wasn't the lack of talent or skilled personnel but the focus of Apple, at the time, was on B2C solely. They always planned the future to tackle B2B, but only after the B2C was sustainable. Get used to it when it happens. And when it does I'll be first in line to reapply to Apple and help. The enterprise was what made it fun at NeXT.

      Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers. This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).

      Talk about ignorant dribble. The company that has the best HID specifications in the industry can't develop for the business markets? Get real. They haven't even begun to show what they can do. The point that Steve is stressing is to get Xsan, Xserve Raid, Xservers and OS X Server, plus who knows what else, certified from the Federal Levels on down, BEFORE, they hit the industry heavily. To do otherwise would be suicide. Steve hates to sell VAPORWARE. Promise them a little and over-deliver is his focus.

      I'll stop here because the comments are pure speculation based upon Apple during the years when Apple lived off the Fruit of its brand.

      It amazes me that you didn't perceive a joint venture where the Consulting Services of IBM and Apple would develop tiers, together.

      If Apple does bring 2005 as the year of the Enterprise than expect quite a few new job openings, but know that the key positions will have already quietly been filled.

    11. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Now that would be cool, especially if they went back to the OpenStep look

      That's what they should have done 10 years ago. You might be right this time though. The original Mac OS X server without the aqua interface was perfect for it, too bad they got rid of a sure thing...

    12. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The benefits to IBM, the business world, and humanity would also be huge.

      You mean "mankind". "Humanity" refers to 'the condition or quality of being humane' and is therefore an abstract concept. As is your sentence makes no sense gramatically.

    13. Re:Enterprise/business sales by pmonje · · Score: 1

      Do you mean interesting as in That's mentioned in the first line of the article posted? and coincidental as in That's the whole reason for the article? Or do you mean that it's an interesting coincidence that you didn't read the article and you don't know what you're posting about?

    14. Re:Enterprise/business sales by njcoder · · Score: 1

      I would have to say the latter :D

    15. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem only with Motorola.

    16. Re:Enterprise/business sales by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That's not OpenStep; that's Classic Mac OS. This is OpenStep (or rather, GNUStep, but that's close enough).

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    17. Re:Enterprise/business sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      * It's unclear that Apple could meet the increased demand.

      Apple has problems getting enough inventory to feed its own demand. This apparently is due to IBM's poor G5 yields.

      Then IBM'd better increase the G5 yields.

      * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people

      There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

      But IBM does. If IBM ever becomes a business partner, then IBM will have enough clout to tell Apple what their needs are and Apple will listen or else losing all that huge orders and increase in marketshare in business and the important mindshare amongst the IT people.

      * Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers.

      This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).

      I disagree. Many features in Mac OS X are asked by users. Furthermore, if IBM tells Apple that it can sell 1M eMacs if eMac comes without the monitors, do you really think Apple will say no because it clashes with their style? Probably they'll just introduce yet another category in their product grids.

      * Apple's product cycles are too fast

      The buying cycle for business computers is months. Apple's product cycles are a bit too fast, and they'll pop a new box out before the sales cycle is done, requiring readjustment of the sales contract. It's silly, but this is a logistical problem that needs to be fixed. At a minimum, older product needs to be available for shipment/purchase if newer models are released.

      Business do not have to buy the newest computers. Apple typically has stocks in the distribution channels long after discontinuations. Another point is, if there is an incentive to continue making older models, why shouldn't Apple do it? The only reason Apple doesn't do it now is because they lose money for having older models in stock.

      Basically, most of the objections come back to IBM willingness to become a partner. I suspect very much that Apple will play along, creating a new division to work with IBM and business sector. Winning IBM's confidence is a big boost, creating openings else where, just like it did linux.
  77. Another alternative by uthanda · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since we're all in the wild speculation mode, what about this as another possiblity: IBM licensing Mac OS X and working with Apple to produce business-class OS X systems with IBM branding. (sort of like what HP did with the iPod)

    As has been stated here often enough, Apple does not really have what businesses need in a machine: inexpensive (relatively) headless machines that can be dropped into an office cubicle. And there's a good reason for that. An Apple workstation for $800 or so would cut into their Power Mac /iMac sales.

    However, if IBM were to release one only available to businesses it might satisfy this need while allowing Apple to protect their core business. IBM could then add their own software or add-ons to integrate with their server line. Maybe even ship the systems with Office pre-installed for businesses.

    Whether corporate America would buy into it or not is another story, but it makes for an interesting thought.

    1. Re:Another alternative by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      DING-DING-DING!!! If I had mod points, I'd give you one. There used to be an adage in the industry: No one ever got fired for buying IBM. That attitude is what early big-iron computing and it helped Wintel steal the initiative in personal computing. The company still has that "We're button-down grown-ups who know what we're doing" attitude. And, if you notice, they've been working hand-in-glove with Apple ever since the formation with Motorola of the consortium that developed PowerPC.

      IBM would provide Apple with the cover it needs to withstand any onslaught from Microsoft (who would put on its ass-kicking shoes, anti-trust or no anti-trust), and Apple would provide an operating system that scales.

      Just as HP is making a killing from selling co-branded iPods, I think IBM would probably clean up selling co-branded x86 notebooks and desktops as well as POWER-based enterprise products.

    2. Re:Another alternative by burns210 · · Score: 1

      If the stipulation was something like:

      IBM will only sell in medium/large bulk, not individual users. And they donate/give R&D money to Apple+IBM for business class software and such.

      The only problem would be IBM getting the design/graphics labs that Apple has owned for so long. High end graphic workstations are Apple's bread and butter.

  78. What do you get when you cross by Lonesome+Squash · · Score: 1
    A riddle from one of the last 30 times this rumor circulated: "What do you get when you cross Apple with IBM?"

    "IBM."

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  79. unmitigated disaster by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cultural hell that was the merger of IBM and Lotus would be nothing compared to this.

    Also, Apple is the ultimate end-user oriented company. They sell, talk, and work directly to the end user desktop. IBM has proven over and over that they've great at mass manufacturing new technologies at great expense and even more great at inventing new ones. The stink, however, at direct customer interface. The smaller the point of contact the worse they are.

    IBM did great with Fujitsu and Dell -- selling components for PC's (in Dell's case, tons and tons of Travelstar and Deskstar drive) but try to go buy one directly from IBM yourself. Its very hard. They just don't know how to do deal with people.

    This isn't the kind of company that could absorb those skills from Apple either. Apple would dissapear with the great IBM universe and never be the same.

    no, Apple works best as a swift and lithe innovator. Let IBM make the guts, let the Apple folks package it and sell it.

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    1. Re:unmitigated disaster by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      Also, Apple is the ultimate end-user oriented company. They sell, talk, and work directly to the end user desktop. IBM has proven over and over that they've great at mass manufacturing new technologies at great expense and even more great at inventing new ones. The stink, however, at direct customer interface. The smaller the point of contact the worse they are.
      This brings to mind a much better approach: Apple buys IBM! IBM becomes Apple's manufacturing arm; Apple remains designing the actual products and doing user-centered design.
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  80. Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at? The article is based around the fact that the two companies are a natural complement to each other, and these points you make merely support that hypothesis.

    You're missing the point. The grandparent post was talking about goals. You are talking about capabilities.

    What you want to do is buy a company that does something that you aren't good at. What doesn't make as much sense is to buy a company that does something that you don't do. That is what IBM buying Apple at this moment would be. IBM isn't good at what Apple does right now. But it isn't trying to be good at what Apple does right now, either, and becoming good at what Apple does right now wouldn't help the things IBM does do.

    The article, like you, mistakes selling different things for being a natural compliment. "Natural compliment" assumes that putting these two things together would make them stronger than the sum of the strength of the two as separates. Instead IBM and Apple merging would fit together like oil poured on water; yeah the boundary between the two would be nice and clean, but you might as well just keep them in different containers.

  81. Sony by FerociousFerret · · Score: 1

    Of course this is an unfounded rumor. We all know that Sony is buying Apple. Duh!

  82. is he serious? by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

    Just think how many positives for IBM such a marriage would provide. IBM would give the same credibility to the Macintosh computer, and its Microsoft-beating operating systems as it provided for the PC in the first place, thereby opening the flood gates of corporate demand.

    That is about the biggest load of shit I have seen since Biff crashed into a manure truck in Back to the Future.

    Of course it would be nice to have an Apple on my desk at work, but I think this guy is doing more coke than Tony Montana.

    And then there is Apple. Could the Icon of Counter Culture ever merge with THE Corporation. Nah!

    I don't know anything about this guy except his short bio, but he definately does not understand the Apple business model.

    Hitching up with Apple would provide IBM with a real inroad into the fast growing 'lifestyle' market, something the men and women in blue suits kind of missed.

    They didn't miss it. They just didn't have the right brand image to take advantage of it. The IBM iPod. Come on. It could have been the coolest thing ever and it wouldn't have made dollar one. The only thing people know about IBM is, well, IBusinessM. I can't think of the last consumer popular product IBM created. DOS? Who wants an MP3 player from International BUSINESS Machines. I think I would be more likely to buy one from Nike.

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  83. Sups division using processors they do not make by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    As the other poster noted, it could be supporting evidence. I'm sure IBM would like to sell more computers that make use of the PowerPC chip.

    While I don't think there would be a merger, look at the older story about future Cell processors arriving. It would be good for Apple and IBM if Apple sold some cell processor computers, and also could make inroads into the enterprise market to have nice Apple corperate desktops.

    I'm not entirely sure about that though since it would seem to go against IBM's investment in Linux.

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  84. New motto by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    "Think EBCDIC"

    Can we start the IBM+Apple jokes now?

    I'll start:

    IBM iPod: the exact size of a brick. programmed over serial port.

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  85. One correction - sub $1k computer is eMac by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Informative

    They actually do have a sub-$1000 computer - it's called the eMac.

    Basically though I agree with the point you are making.

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    1. Re:One correction - sub $1k computer is eMac by dwightk · · Score: 1

      you forgot the iBook

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  86. Oh really? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    While a merger did not happen, there is significant support for Sun from Apple in terms of a great degree of Java integration into OS X. A similar partnership between Apple and IBM could yield some good stuff for both companies.

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  87. IBM rumored to be...... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    IBM rumored to be selling their PC business....
    IBM rumored to be "merging" with Apple......
    IBM rumored to be ready to deploy Cell processor by 2005....

    Hrmmm....I am beginning to think these Cell processors kick some mighty big ass and IBM needs an established consumer avenue to distribute them.

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    1. Re:IBM rumored to be...... by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

      Other than Sony, in the new PS3?

    2. Re:IBM rumored to be...... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Yes, The chip is slated to be implanted into just about everything by the end of 05 beginning of 06 according to IBM & Sony. There is no end to press release coverage http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=IBM+Cell+Powe rPC+2005&spell=1

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    3. Re:IBM rumored to be...... by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

      I find it very interesting that MS and Sony will be using IBM processors in their next-gen gaming systems.

  88. ahem by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

    1 down, 1 to go.

  89. transfer! by Barleymashers · · Score: 1

    cool, maybe if this happens I can transfer from the boring IBM job to a cool one at apple...

  90. Mmmmm Pot & Beer by CrazyWingman · · Score: 4, Funny

    How has no one yet brought up the old adage:

    IBM was created by guys who drank beer.

    Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.

    Careful when mixing substances!!! ;)

    1. Re:Mmmmm Pot & Beer by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny
      IBM was created by guys who drank beer.
      Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.

      I think you may be slightly off...

      IBM was created by guys who drank martinis.

      Apple was created by guys who dropped acid.

      /whoa, look at all the pretty colors...

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    2. Re:Mmmmm Pot & Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How has no one yet brought up the old adage:

      IBM was created by guys who drank beer.

      Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.

      Careful when mixing substances!!! ;)

      Beer then grass, you're on your arse.
      Grass then beer, you're in the clear.
    3. Re:Mmmmm Pot & Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM was founded by Quakers. No pot, no beer!

  91. It think the problematic word here... by Frogbeater · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...is merger.

    Did Apple and HP merge? No.

    HP is selling iPods. Not a merger, a stretegic partnership.

    IBM and Apple could never exist under the same management but they could sell the same products to different people (i.e. HP iPod.) Apple isn't letting anyone build competing hardware but it is letting them sell the same hardware to groups of people that it can't reach alone, in the case of HP that would be windows users, in the case of IBM it would be businesses.

    Apple has clearly shown how to impliment open source in their business practice (please feel free to bash on this point, but they are a profitable company integrating open source concepts into their business strategy with success) which IBM is surely interested in, and it isn't windows.

    Did anyone read the article on CELL processors?

    Hello, they're based on 970s.

  92. a milder perception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if the dream's fullfilled they will be referred to smothing more feminine?

  93. who'll be top dog here? by zpok · · Score: 1

    I really don't get it. Would Apple buy IBM, or would IBM buy Apple?

    While the latter is possible, it would be rather pointless for both, like a zebra trying to mate with an emoe.

    Interesting maybe would be some sort of closer cooperation with Darwin, or Apple buying the PC part of IBM, or having closer cooperation there. It would maybe get some cheaper "business machines" out running OS X. and give Apple a boost in Server sales.

    All pretty far-fetched, but hey, it's the season to be jolly :-)

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    1. Re:who'll be top dog here? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I just pictured a striped emo kid...
      Lord...

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    2. Re:who'll be top dog here? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      or Apple buying the PC part of IBM

      That would be a bit difficult, as they've just sold the PC division to an Asian company, and why would Apple want that anyhow? I'm thinking that IBM will find some way to fit Apple and OS X into the void left by selling off their PC division, but not by buying them out. Perhaps IBM might act as a reseller, maybe even with their own case designs? (But not clones, as Apple has already been there, and decided that it didn't really want to do that.)

      Just as long as whatever happens, Apple doesn't fsck up things like they did with Motorola. Motorola was using Macs up through the clone days, then (mostly as a response to Apple pulling the plug on cloning, IIRC, but then MacOS 8.1 wasn't exactly "enterprise class", either), Motorola got rid of all their internal PPC desktops, and didn't even seem to care that they were using CPUs made by a competitor.

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    3. Re:who'll be top dog here? by zpok · · Score: 1

      See? Even if it worked, it doesn't make sense... but yes, it'd be interesting to watch... ;-)

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    4. Re:who'll be top dog here? by zpok · · Score: 1

      Oh well, then I guess it really is all speculation. I don't see Jobs starting all that sh*t again. Then again, hell already froze over once ;-)

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  94. AAAIR: Another Apple-Amd-IBM rumour by B5_geek · · Score: 0

    Remember about several months ago there was a strong rumour that Apple would start using AMD-64 chips in it's product line?

    Considering IBM is making a bunch of those chips AND gave AMD the 90nm process on a golden platter, I think this new story fits nicely with a possible x86-64 move by Apple.

    Disclaimer: I don't like Macs, and I don't like how the UI is a candy-coated, spoon-fed, bile that is forced upon the users who use them.

    I think the hardware and capability of Macs are awe-inspiring. I remember unpacking my brand-new 386DX-40, and seeing my buddy use his Mac to edit full-motion video as if it were a VCR+camcorder.

    I suspect that PC's are just now getting to the level of capability that Macs have honed in on years ago. All we need now is a UI.

    IBM: OS/2 Runs DOS better then DOS & Windows better then Windows (But got royally screwed when win32 code started showing up.) RIP

    OS/2 Tight, efficient, secure.
    Mac-OS?? Tight, secure, (and for most efficient)
    Linux: only OS with a hope of dethrone'ing MS

    Imaging the market-share potential of an x86-64 operating system plus a Macs "fit & finish", plus open-source roots.

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  95. ehh, whatever. by rhesuspieces00 · · Score: 1

    maybe if disney gives eisener's spot to steve, and steve abandons apple (how many companies can you CEO at once?), then maybe this could happpen. otherwise, no way. jobs would never go for it. evil geniuses dont like to share.

    just as well in my opinion. IBM would homogenize apple. it would be like the gil amelio days all over again.

  96. Hey, they stole my speculation by Wingsy · · Score: 1

    I posted the same dream right here on this forum just a couple of days ago. Where's my lawyer......

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  97. End of Mac OS, or Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM ["and Apple"] would have to drop support for one of them.

    Otherwise they are competing with themselves, which tends to be bad for business, as you bad mouth one for the other.

  98. just wondering.... by Bart+van+der+Ouderaa · · Score: 1

    how good mac os x would run on a cell processor....
    (see http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/12/05/ 2332221&tid=137&tid=136&tid=10 )

    nahhh, ain't gonna happen...

  99. Agreed--unmitigated disaster by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    There is a second point to which I don't see addressed either. The Corporate policies in place at Apple actually fly in the face of IBM's corporate policies. Apple encourages freedom of thought open spaces and believes in making the workplace fit the worker. IBM is about Thinking inline with Engineering and linear thought, utilizing space to it's maximum and making the employees walk in step to the corporate tune. Neither of which I am saying is bad or good. Just that the two styles are so opposed that it would be like anti mateer and matter colliding. The two could never exist together. One would certainly destroy the other's ability to produce new work in their established manner.

    1. Re:Agreed--unmitigated disaster by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      Its probably fair to say that IBM would claim that they are all for freedom of though.

      In fact, each of their employees, when asked, would also say that IBM is all for freedom of though.

      After, a memo was circulated indicating that this was the stated policy. ;-)

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  100. Jobs and stocks by p0w · · Score: 1

    According to Bloomberg, Jobs owns 5 million shares currently. 1.244% of all shares outstanding...

  101. Its been done already by NullProg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look up Taligent and Pink, circa 1993. IBM/APPLE has been working together now for over a decade.

    Enjoy,

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  102. IBM would become iBM by unsinged+int · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be amusing to say the least.

  103. Reseller agreement, anyone? by sys49152 · · Score: 1

    I'm late to this story, but it seems that all the posts above assume a merger between IBM and Apple, and rightly dismiss the idea. And even though the Reg piece is based on a flimsy foundation, there's every reason to assume some kind of reseller or cooperative marketing agreement between the two.

    Most people here will agree to the soundness of OS X as a desktop machine (forget about servers for a minute). So when a customer asks IBM to help it review its desktop strategy, why shouldn't IBM recommend OS X? It's solid as a rock, virus free, easy to use, and *nix based -- meaning it plays well with others, i.e. the other OSes IBM markets.

    Maybe IBM will even become an authorized reseller just like HP resells iPods. In fact, I've been wondering about this since OS X came out; it just makes perfect sense to me for IBM, Sun, and others who concentrate on the server room to recommend/resell Apple for the desktop. It's certainly more ready for primetime than Linux.

  104. We've been here before, folks by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Does this mean that Sun isn't going to buy Apple? Or was it Disney that was going to buy Apple? I heard that Sony would be smart to buy AppleIt's all so confusing... .

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  105. Wrong...check the financials. by Ruger · · Score: 1

    Check IBM's latest financial statement.

    The Personal Systems Group generates much more revenue and gross profit than IBM's entire Technologies Group (which includes microprocessors). It's not even close.

    Now, if you're talking percentage PTI, you probably have a point.

    Ruger

    1. Re:Wrong...check the financials. by pknoll · · Score: 1

      Compare Personal Systems to the other section on that financial statement you linked - the one that says "Systems Group". That's where all the POWER technology is (excepting the xSeries stuff).

    2. Re:Wrong...check the financials. by Ruger · · Score: 1

      Systems Group is the Server and Storage productions organization, not the Microprocessor Group that develops and manufactures the Apple processors.

      IBM uses the G5 processors in some of their servers, but chip sales are not included in the Systems Group numbers. All Microelectronics are part of Technology.

      Ruger

    3. Re:Wrong...check the financials. by pknoll · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sigh. Allow me to rephrase my objection to the original post, then:

      IBM is not a traditionally Intel-based house.
      Apple used Motorola processors for a long time, but many (soon to be all) of the processors they now use are manufactured by IBM, and were developed jointly with IBM and Motorola.

      This marriage is not as mixed as TFGeditor seems to think. The inference in his original post was that IBM was strongly Intel and Apple was strongly Motorola, neither premise is true today, if either ever was. That post attempted to show dissention where there is none. I attempted to illustrate this by pointing out two facts, which I will now recap in detail:

      1. IBM makes more money from POWER technology than they do from Intel technology, which, based on the financials you linked, is certainly true. IBM makes money on POWER and its related PowerPC line through the System group AND the Microprocessor group (through sales to Apple and others). You can add in some percentage from Global Services and the software support contracting, since much of this income is predicated on the sale of IBM server hardware, including RS/6000, AS/400, zSeries and ESS SAN technology, and that heavily leverages POWER.

      2. IBM and Motorola helped develop the line of microprocessors that Apple now uses. Demonstrably true; the AIM group (Apple, IBM, Motorola) was established to do just that.

      As far as your replies to my posts, I'm afraid I've now lost what point you were trying to make.

  106. iMac in Black! by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 4, Funny

    Basically IBM would change the plastics to black and focus on selling to corporations.

    I will be first in line for a iBM 17" PowerBook(black anodized aluminum).

    1. Re:iMac in Black! by chochos · · Score: 1

      You mean there's going to be a U2 Special Edition Powerbook?

  107. what comes next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ok just imagine this went down and apple had the capital and market push to again drop something revolutionary. after all, the parts seem to be coming online over the last few years:

    the iHome. for slightly more than the price of a high-end pc you get a home server (xserve without enterprise stuff) , a few dumb terminals (imacs with no guts), airport, airtunes, and 1-3 mini-ipods. it all runs from a tricked out pre-installed OS X server and all the ical/isync/iapps goodness. also includes an apple-ized X10 control program complete with apache served web interface so you can monitor and adjust your house from work. maybe a few starter X10 interfaces with links to more.

    all pakaged and run through the apple human interface and industrial engineering teams so it ends up in pretty apple box with quality apple instructions. at compusa for under $5k. THE yuppy and high-tech family must have.

    apple's engineers should be given a green light, good things will happen if so. but selling to IBM is huge, i can't say i'm a fan of it. i'd rather see apple pull off the iHome on their own.

  108. Correction #2: iBook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  109. I can see teh future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and itz teh leet.

  110. Um, no. by chadjg · · Score: 1

    To make a blanket assertion that computers are "ho-hum" commodity items, and that "no serious person gives a damn about the fastest pc" is an error.

    Firstly, most ordinary business computing needs can and should be met by ho-hum commodity computers. But I work with people that do buy the fastest machines and they are very serious and rational about their choices. It is really a balancing act between the cost of capital and the incremental cost of paying people. Artists of many kinds cost businesses so much money that the suits will do almost anything make their days more efficient. That can mean buying the latest G5 monster that would be wasted on the front office types that really only need an AMD K6 level machine. It's really a cold blooded choice, not a pecker contest. If the suits are smart.

    Sure, there are the nuts that thrive in the Jobs righteous reality distortion field, and will buy his junk just because, but there are many, including myself, that don't.

    I run Windows 98 for gaming and just installed Fedora Core 3 at home, but you'll have to bludgeon my skull into a paste to get my G5/OS X goodness away from me for work purposes, and I have absolutely no emotional or financial investment in Apple/Jobs whatsoever. For my purposes, it's that important.

    Secondly, computers may look like ho-hum commodity machines, and they really should be, but they aren't. Quality and durability still matters. eMachines may put a Pentium IV screamer in their boxes, and old Farmer MacDonald can put a gold ring in his pig's snout, but that doesn't change the essence of the beast. I just can't go along with the assertion that computers are commodities.

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  111. Re;Another option (was IB-Apple) by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    I personally like...

    IBAM!

    International Business and Apple Machines.

  112. Re:AAAIR: Another Apple-Amd-IBM rumour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I suspect that PC's are just now getting to the level of capability that Macs have honed in on years ago. All we need now is a UI."

    Uh, for 100% of computer users, the UI *IS* the computer. What are you doing with yours? Reading memory dumps over serial?

    And candy-coated spoon-fed bile? Have you even been NEAR a macintosh in the last four years?

    "I think the hardware and capability of Macs are awe-inspiring. I remember unpacking my brand-new 386DX-40, and seeing my buddy use his Mac to edit full-motion video as if it were a VCR+camcorder."

    Oh, I guess not. Macintosh System is dead. It is LONG dead. Deader than your beloved OS/2. Most of the OS conventions and implementation has changed.

    And OSX isn't going to x86-64, period. Face it... your PC simply isn't going to run a quality OS or application stack in this decade or the next. Try a Mac or stop spouting.

  113. if only sony would get in the picture.... by asimetrix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Apple, IBM, and Sony would all team up, we might actually see a drop in windows market share-but thats only if they can converge nicely into a streamlined unit providing desktops, servers, services, and game systems unbeatable in the wintel world.

    1. Re:if only sony would get in the picture.... by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      If Apple ... and Sony would ... team up

      Apple actually got Sony to build the first Powerbook (third the weight of the Mac Portable; not matched for size by Apple for 10 years).

      With the PowerPC being used in the Xbox 2, it's more likely to see IBM, Apple and, er, Microsoft join up for gaming.

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    2. Re:if only sony would get in the picture.... by asimetrix · · Score: 1

      Did not know Xbox2 was going ppc- excuse idoicy~

  114. Wow, All the news is starting to make sense by neomage86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This theory seems to bring together several loose threads floating around. First, were the rumors last week that IBM was selling it's PC division to some firm in Asia. Next, was the fact that these new cell Processors will be amazing, but Windows doesn't like anything but x86. IMHO, it seems that IBM is planning on selling their wintel PC division, and own the PC market later with cell processors run a new improved Mac OS. Think about it, the only reason Macs never caught on were because people didn't use them at work (didn't want to learn something new for home), and they were too expensive (Apple couldn't take advantage of Economies of Scale the same way Dell can). IBM will make Macs rollout well in large enterprises. People will be able to buy them for their home. And they will be orders of magnitude faster than their Wintel counterparts which are stuck on x86. I don't want to say it, but the combination of a new hardware platform(Power Cells), and a viable alternative in the corporate and home enviroment [IBM/Mac], and the server market [IBM/Linux] may spell the end of the Windows monoculture. Or I may just be getting my hopes up. I'm allowed to dream, aren't I?

    1. Re:Wow, All the news is starting to make sense by dokebi · · Score: 1

      Or I may just be getting my hopes up.

      Yes, yes you are.

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    2. Re:Wow, All the news is starting to make sense by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Wow. Quite the armchair executive now arn't we?

      Let me just make my first comment: no.

      Now, let me elaborate:

      You are aboslutely wrong.

      First, Apple is trading at rediculously high prices, with expectations to top $100 bucks a share at its peek. So buying in the near future(foreseeable) would be rediculous.

      Next, IBM sells divisions that are unprofitable and grows divisions that are traditionally profitable. All their moves are as business-oriented as can be. Which is fine, but don't act as if they have this invisible hand guiding them. They are a true company, they go by the bottom line.

      IBM's culture (suits) versus Apple culture (not-suits) would just not merge. It would just be a broken relationship. Why go through it?

      Apple decided not to go by the Econ of Scale, they wern't forced into it. They choose the luxury line of computers so they could provide a unified experience, Dell provides the low/medium end that ships with another companies OS. Dell has MUCH less control over the end' experience' (for better or worse, you might say) than Apple does with the Mac.

      Apple has consistantly moved away(Jobs) from licensing the OS. They don't want to be that kind of company. That is there poragative.

      You are allowed to dream. Personally, I would rather see a Sun+Apple merger with a multi-platform (nextstep-esque fat binaries & Java) workstation / server system. That is just me. It won't happen either, but I can dream too.

  115. Like HP Ipod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM branded Apple hardware like HP branded Ipods?

  116. Two buttons and a wheel? by SlightlyOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Try this experiment:
    Unplug your mouse
    Walk to the nearest mac, Take your mouse with you.
    Unplug the Mac's mouse.
    Plug yours in.
    It works doesn't it? and the wheel, too. No reboot needed. So, yes, they already did this. You just need to provide the mouse.

    1. Re:Two buttons and a wheel? by deuce868 · · Score: 1

      Forget plugging in mice. How about getting the thinkpad trackpoint going on some Powerbooks. :)

    2. Re:Two buttons and a wheel? by kjd · · Score: 1

      YES, PLEASE.

      Yeah, it isn't as pretty, but touchpads drive me nuts.

    3. Re:Two buttons and a wheel? by NetFu · · Score: 1

      This brings up a good point -- the never-ending debate over tracksticks versus trackpads.

      I'm the head of I.T. in a company with about 250 people (don't get the wrong idea, I actually talk to most of those 250 people). This is always a debate, and has always divided users about 50-50 in the past 14 years I've been doing my work. But, in the past 3-5 years, the percentage of people who prefer trackpads and the number of laptops that feature a trackpad with or without a trackstick has increased dramatically.

      I would even go as far as to say that more than 80% of the people working for us hate those little tracksticks. The most common question I'm asked by a new employee or a person receiving a laptop replacement for a desktop is, "It doesn't have one of those little eraser-head mouses, does it?" The most common comment is, "At my last job, I had to carry an external mouse with me everywhere, and I hated that!"

      IBM never offered laptops with anything other than a trackstick, compared to Dell who offered BOTH the trackpad and trackstick on every laptop. Recently, IBM finally gave in and started including both on at least some of their laptops. I think that signalled a nearing of the end to the great trackstick-trackpad debate.

      From my experience, people who have used laptops for more than a few months (or more than an hour a day) prefer the trackpad. Years ago when tracksticks were more popular than they are today, it was much more common for people to dock their laptops in their office where they did most of their work. Consequently, they didn't spend that much time actually trying to use the built-in trackstick/trackpad, so using the trackstick was the quickest to use because it had the shortest learning curve.

    4. Re:Two buttons and a wheel? by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Except that I'd be interested in buying a mac laptop.

  117. In other news by milatchi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Steve Jobs walks on water! (see article on pg.2)

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  118. Re:buy .. whichever you promote on slashdot by pbhj · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really matter which you buy as long as you promote it on slashdot with a story that has at least a modicum of believability.

  119. So will this make a mac... by gandell · · Score: 1

    PC or Mac compatible? Or both?

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  120. IBM Apple by JoeyCanolie · · Score: 1

    Didnt i read a few days ago that IBM was looking to sell there small PCs for a couple billion. For more cash for apple or to get rid of small pcs for macs???? I may have to do the same...

  121. Why buy when you can license? by crovira · · Score: 1

    IBM is NOT going to buy Apple. Apple is not going to sell out to IBM. BUT that doesn't mean that they could not work out a cross-marketing/cross-licemsing deal.

    Apple would design the IBM products, which would run on PowerPC platforms (NOBODY's got more experience) and kick-ass. IBM would get the products built by whoever (like, do you really see IBM making CELL based games to run on a Sony box? I thought not.) and would market them as IBM branded boxed 'solutions.'

    This would be a good thing.

    Steve Jobs is not an issue. He's a collaborator designing great IBM PowerPC boxes which are made by whoever.

    IBM makes $
    Apple makes $
    We get cool shit
    (and, incidentally, we get rid of M$, who's stuck on 64 bit boxen.

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  122. man bites dog? by pbjones · · Score: 1

    after decades of IBM buys Apple stories, could this be an Apple Buys IBM story? At this moment in history the two companies could link together. interesting times. I have just sold my very large collection of Mac stuff to a single collector and I'll end up with a single g5 iMac, after years of collectiing. 13 straight years of developer CDs, only missing 6 from the set. All gone... And now Apple and IBM may faux merge... I'm sure that the end of the world is neigh

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  123. M$ should buy IBM PC Division by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ should buy IBM PC Division so they can be a total solution provider for WinTel platform. They could try to be what Apple is on a grand scale and be the ones to bring order for rapid technical advancement on the WinTel architecture/platform.

    talk about the hate and fear that would generate for M$,

  124. Let's not forget... by boola-boola · · Score: 1

    that Motorola still supplies chips to Apple as well. I can't see this happening, EVER, especially since Apple's primary customer is the end-user, and IBM's is other companies.

  125. Re:AAAIR: Another Apple-Amd-IBM rumour by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
    Um, no. No matter what your or anyone else's wet dreams of running OS X on a $100 beige box motherboard may be like, Apple is not going to switch to an x86 CPU. They've already been through one CPU change, it took like five years to finish, and it was rather painful. Then they've gone through an OS change, which also took five years and was another rather painful transition.

    Neither developers nor customers will stand for yet another such change, just as things have finally settled down. Besides, there is absolutely NO REASON for them to switch, except possibly for parts availablity. They don't have enough market share to need that many more parts, and they already have 64 bits without 20 years of x86 instruction set baggage, thank you very much. You have failed to produce any reason why Apple would switch other than that it would make AMD fanboys like you drool about being able to run OS X on the l33t g4m1ng b0x they already have.

    Even if Apple did go x86, they wouldn't use a PC BIOS. They'd use Open Firmware, and the disks would use the same disk partitioning that Apple has used since before 1990. It would not run on an ABit board from Fry's, and Apple would make no effort for it to be easy to do so, nor would they sell boxed OS X for non-Apple computers.

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  126. It's not as funny when you think about it by Kaseijin · · Score: 1
    "Taligent" obviously contains the letters NT. What am I missing?
    Talent - NT = Tale
    Intelligent - Intel = ligent

    Put them together, and it's close enough if you squint. "Talent without Lent" doesn't manage quite the same pith.
    1. Re:It's not as funny when you think about it by g0at · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks, I get it now. (I was thinking along the wrong line -- in that the word conformed to being both without NT and without Intel, as opposed to being a combination of same.)

      -b

    2. Re:It's not as funny when you think about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talent - NT = Tale
      Intelligent - Intel = ligent

      Put them together, and it's close enough if you squint. "Talent without Lent" doesn't manage quite the same pith.


      I think the combination is done phonetically, instead of letter by letter.

      The e in Tale is probably silent and if you combine that with Ligent, the ending l and beginning l sounds close enough to a make single l.

  127. From The Register... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GOTCHA! Geesh, we love you guys, but you are so predictable it just makes us laugh our asses off.

    Myself & Ian were at the pub last night saying we post this whole speculation thing.... Apple.. IBM... blah blah blah, and we would watch the mac heads go nuts over it. You guys are just so gullible!

    But we love you anyway. Ian, I owe you a pint of the Guiness old man! You were right - they are completely hopeless! ...

  128. Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM? by SimHacker · · Score: 2, Funny
    A: IBM.

    That joke was more ironic in the 90's, when I was working at Kaleida (a joint venture of IBM and Apple).

    -Don

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  129. Only an idiot thinks Apple is up for sale by tyrione · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any one who believes this clearly never worked in a Steve Jobs company.

    Nor do they know their history. Back when NeXTSTEP was natively ported to IBM systems it outperformed AIX. That was not cool to the suits so they promptly forced it to run at the interpreter level and buried the joint venture.

    Steve never forgets. And to the dickwad that claims his ego is enormous I say, "Feelin' inadequate still?"

    1. Re:Only an idiot thinks Apple is up for sale by chez69 · · Score: 1

      do you have any sources for this, or did you just pull it out of your butt?

      sorry to sound testy, but there is so much BS around here i'd like to see facts.

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    2. Re:Only an idiot thinks Apple is up for sale by jcr · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "run at the interpreter level"?

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Only an idiot thinks Apple is up for sale by mpaque · · Score: 1

      > What do you mean by "run at the interpreter level"?

      He's probably talking about running it atop the virtual machine.

      Most of the older IBM boxen ran a virtual machine abstraction, which then ran the desired OS. It was an interesting approach, unless you needed to support a hardware device IBM hadn't allowed for. Then it became painful.

      The NeXTSTEP port lived atop the iron. (No, kids, it never shipped. NeXTSTEP 1.0, even!)

  130. Isn't it obvious? by drew · · Score: 1

    ABM

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    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ABM

      Anti-Ballistic Missile?

  131. elsewhere in the news... by b3s · · Score: 2, Funny

    scott mcneally, bill gates and steve jobs all become best friends and go golfing together every thursday; osama bin laden admits that george bush is really a nice guy; and aliens really did abduct elvis, now he's back, and he's going on tour... when did /. become the national enquirer?

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  132. Howard Stern Ipod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is apple teaming up with Sirius radio for a satelitte ipod?

    http://engadget.com/entry/1234000547022729/

    1. Re:Howard Stern Ipod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd give my left nut for a IPOD with siruis satellite built in.

  133. What do you get when you cross IBM and Apple? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...IBM.

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  134. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  135. Re:AAAIR: Another Apple-Amd-IBM rumour by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    It was never a "strong rumor" that Apple would use AMD chips. It was a quack analyst, Enderel I think, that speculated that in a column. Anyone who's read any of his musings on Apple knows he's a quack and his comments are, to date, always wrong.

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  136. Totally different corporate cultures by redwoodtree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry folks, this would be an unmitigated disaster. If you've spent any time with employees of IBM and Apple (in a professional setting) you will know that the cultures are wildly different.

    IBM is still all about sales, employing thousands of technical salespeople, they have a whole fleet of techies in each theatre of operation devoted to on-site support, technical "deep dives" and so on. Apple is trying to do the consumer thing, their consumer touch points are the Apple stores and their entire marketing campaign is aimed at young, hip, urban folk.

    The marriage of these companies would undoubtedly alienate one or both sets of employees. Jobs could not be on top (running pixar, apple AND IBM??) and Apple could not operate how it does, with micromangers roaming the halls making last minute design changes and changing the direction of projects on the drop of a hat.

    Anyway, this seems like wild speculation to me and if it's true, more power to them. But I see very bad things for a marriage of this type.

  137. Re:"lifestyle" by steeviant · · Score: 1

    If you're referring to being fucked up the arse, I think Windows users are the ones lubing and bearing the buttocks every time they start their PC.

  138. It's better to remain anonymous... by aristus · · Score: 1
    than to know what you are talking about.

    G. Poster was referencing the book 1984, where "Big Brother" comes from, and the practice of denying that alliances ever shifted... "we have always been at war with Eurasia", etc.

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  139. Ugh, just shut up please by tekunokurato · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay, look, I *really* don't mean to troll here. This would NEVER happen. EVER. AAPL right now has a P/E of 95--it's the stock's highest valuation since the bubble, and it's above the consensus price targets according my little friend Bloomberg over here. This means that IBM would have an extremely difficult time getting a decent return out of such an acquisition, and you can trust me (if you can trust an M&A banker at all -_^)--IBM doesn't like to pay huge multiples.

    IBM could gear up and go all consumer on our asses if it wanted, but it's not going to because the company is committed towards moving away from things it is historically weak in. It could gear its PC unit up-scale and sell value-added, noncommoditized PCs if it wanted, but it doesn't because they're not particularly useful to enterprises.

    It would NOT be possible for IBM to suddenly leverage Macs from 5% to 80% market share, and if it tried such a pitch to a valuable customer, well, HP would be up one valuable customer and IBM down one Sales Manager and one Palmisano.

    1. Re:Ugh, just shut up please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It won't happen with the financial numbers as they are today. However, a few strategic partnerships later would make a merger much more realistic.

      Imagine if Apple was able to cut their production costs due to a sweetheart deal on hw technology from IBM giving them both better and cheaper in the personal computer market. Imagine if IBM deployed cross platform (linux, aix, big iron) business solutions coupling the Apple GUI and usability with the reliablity, support and power of their traditional server offerings.

      Now imagine what the MS/x86 vs. Apple/IBM market share would look like a few years after the above occurs. Personally, I would be shocked if three years after the above occurs, that Apple/IBM joint venture had less than 50% penetration in both the home and business markets. What would the feasability of a merge be then?

      Of course if the above occurred I wouldn't care whether or not they merged, since both the beast from Redmond and the crappy x86 architecture processors would be rotting in their conjoined graves.

  140. Where's the news? by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    Do news organizations usually draw up a wild hypothetical situation, go on wildy about "the benefits to everyone", and call it news without one shred of evidence or citation. Where is the leaks of backdoor meetings?. ...the quotes from analyst anticipating the move? ...Apple announcing its yet again allowing Mac clones or selling its hardware unit? Comon...something!!! This belongs on a rumor site where they do this every day.

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  141. time for OS/2 to rise ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dump OSX and replace it with OS/2 Warp PowerPC edition! ;-)

    Yeehaw, good by aqua, presentation manager here I come.

  142. That's no Moon, it's Steve Jobs! by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    ""The Register has a comment piece of the marriage (speculative) between IBM and Apple.

    Good luck getting around that massive ego named Steve Jobs. I'm thinking an AOL-TimeWarner style meltdown, personally.

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  143. AIX ported to IPod... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    Since we've entered the wildly speculative zone this kind of thing makes a lot of sense.

  144. IBM exiting PC business to make room for Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might explain why IBM is exiting the PC businesss. IBM seems PC's as low growth product.

    Are they dumping PC's to make room for Apple? This would take IBM compatible to a whole new level!

  145. Not a Merger But maybe cross licensing. by eadint · · Score: 1

    What would happen if a corporation could lease their (OS X) PC's with IBM legendary service, and support. also what would happen if IBM server applications were ported over to OS X. imagine IBM offering a Business based version of an imac but at half the price. not only would you be free of MS but it would be possible for lower end mass produced OS X based computers to be purchased.

  146. Sun & Microsoft next ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if IBM buys Apple, would that pave the way for IBM to buy Sun?

  147. I guess it really would.... by Audacious · · Score: 1

    ...make IBM mean "I Buy Macintoshes"! ;-)

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  148. And how long would Microsoft support Office on OSX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    once they realized it was used to switch people from Windows to *X for good ?

  149. Steve Jobs on IBM Hardware [Thinkpads] by sagefire.org · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If I remember right, when Jobs came back to Apple, a big deal was made about him (or was it his daughter) using a ThinkPad.

    When asked about this, he said something like, "Once Apple builds a better machine, I will buy it."

    Other rumors like this had Jobs booting up OpenStep and using Omniweb instead of MacOS 8-9.x.

    I tend to believe these rumors. Jobs has always been the idea man. Holding to an ideal as a challenge for his engineers to outdo him seem right.

    Anyway, earlier posts saying that contracting with IBM so that Big Blue can sell machines using its own PowerPC chips instead of Intel/AMD stuff does make sense in a way. Maybe such a deal would be contingent on IBM increasing PPC production, who knows.

    IBM could ship servers running some *Nix variant (maybe even based on Darwin [yes, now I am dreaming]) that is optimized for interplay with MacOS on the desktop. End users, get Photoshop and MS Office on their Macs, IT guys get *Nix security, IBM sells its chips, I don't see a loser here.

  150. What is in Apple's pipeline? by shawkin · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this rumors might be based on what new products Apple has shown IBM.
    If Apple has a killer home video delivery system about to ship...

  151. Wrong... Check Apple's Financials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The unit sales in the Apple Form 10-K for Fiscal Year 2004, filed on December 3, 2005, show what the breakdown of Freescale (Motorola SPS) versus IBM.

    The unit sales from the 10-K are as follows:

    • Power Macintosh : 709k
    • PowerBook : 785k
    • iMac : 916k
    • iBook : 880k


    Of all of these product lines in FY2004, only the Power Macintosh and iMac G5 models use IBM microprocessors. The Power Macintosh line is only 21.5% of the entire Macintosh unit sales. Furthermore, the iMac G5 is a small fraction of the total year iMac unit sales because it was only introduced in August. The Q404 results statements show that there were 229k iMac units sold that quarter when the iMac G5 was introduced, but does not differentiate between iMac G4 and and iMac G5 sales. Even if all the iMac unit sales in Q404 were counted as iMac G5 (which they can't be because it was only introduced in August and Apple's Q4 ended on September 25), the vast majority of iMac sales were iMac G4, and therefore not using IBM microprocessors. The same handwaving can be done about the iBook G3 -> iBook G4 in October 2003, but there were no shortages of iBook G4 as scandalous as IBM's inability to deliver G5 microprocessors.

    I would say Apple is strongly PortalPlayer because the total iPod unit sales is
    4416k (and PortalPlayer has 100% of Apple's market), which is greater than the 3290k units for the entire Macintosh product lines put together.
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  153. IBF by scruffyMark · · Score: 1

    International Business Fruit

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  154. Divide and Conquer? by Cooknn · · Score: 1
    Could the new iPod Division be a clue?
    More than 20 years ago Apple had three divisions - Apple II, Lisa, and Macintosh. Why have separate divisions? "Because it's easier to shut one down," --Steve Jobs.
    It's also interesting to me that recently Apple lost it leaders in Hardware and Support - Tim Bucher, who until mid-November ran Apple's Macintosh hardware engineering and Mark Wilhelm, who served as vice president of AppleCare. Something is definitely brewing at Apple - but it might not be what we are dreaming of.

    See http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20040520. html for the article where I found the Steve Jobs quote.

  155. xBSD by tqft · · Score: 1

    runs on just about every cpu you can think of.

    Why should Cell be any different?

    If Cell is the future of IBM hardware maybe the rumours are more to do with IBM/Apple co-operation on starting the port process. Ie Aple looking forward to when G5's aren't the bees knees.

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  156. missing piece by ryanw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see a lot of people talking about possible reasons for this news to be true. IBM wanting to get rid of Microsoft, IBM being so corporate focused, etc. I also see reasons why there is "a snowball's chance in hell" that IBM would want MacOSX. Such as IBM could just repackge BSD or use their own AIX. BUT, there is something that nobody has mentioned yet.

    I'm sure IBM HATES putting "Intel Inside" stickers on their laptops and machines they use for desktops. Throwing a PowerMac under a desk at a client's operation is a DOUBLE win for IBM. Eats into Microsoft and it doesn't say "Intel" on it anywhere.

    IBM and Apple have one major thing in comon. They both sell HIGH quality solutions which come with a pricetag. Sure, Apple has some sub $1000 solutions, but there are venders out there selling sub $300 systems which totally lack quality. Sellings systems with such a pricetag requires consumer confidence and a "NAME". Receiving a product purchased from IBM having a sticker on it that says "Intel Inside" is a HUGE blow to IBM.

    I don't know about you, but I was shocked to see the POWERMAC G5 when it was released. My VERY FIRST thought of the Powermac G5 was "This looks like as if Apple had designed a system for IBM." I don't know exactly why I had that thought, maybe it was all the hype around the IBM PPC 970. But if you look at a powermac, it looks like the combination of eligance but the look of power. In otherwords, Apple + IBM.

  157. So would I... by sethstorm · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...but I'm on the side of Big Blue. If this does indeed happen, I hope they dont nix their RS/6000 line or make it anything like the Xserves. I dont mind dropping 10k on a machine, but I dont want to pay 10k to get the Apple glitter, philosophy or operating system. I'll take my robustly built machines, the operating system "made by aliens", SMIT and make things work.

    Until I see Apple supporting something like the GXT6500P or come out with something glitter free, they might as well not exist. The merger might make at least one of those things come true, and I'm betting on the glitter.

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  158. If IBM can make a buck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always said that Apple would do a lot more business with Fortune 1000 companies if IBM could make a buck partnering with Apple some way. IBM still is a powerful marketing force in large companies. Look at how they promote a free operating system, Linux. They wrap all kind of services around it and make billions (note the B) each year from it. Big company's I.T. still love IBM and will buy what they sell and recommend. In fact they think if IBM doesn't endorse or sell a product, what good is it? For example, our company uses Lotus Notes Mail --- I like to say that its the best email product money can buy...from IBM.

  159. On what, Credit? by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    IBM has more revenue per day that many world economies. Apple cannot buy IBM as a manufacturing arm.

    Also, Manufacturing is becomming a commodity item to be done in countries that are growing out of the developmental stage and into the technology one. Its a step in the growth of a country's economics.

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  160. silicon valley is a romantic soap opera by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Last week it was MicroSoft and Sun as lovey-dovey partners. This week it is Apple and IBM. Breakups and marriages all the time. You'd think we were on daytime TV or high school :-)

  161. Remember Rampage? by valkraider · · Score: 1

    How about Rampage World Tour for the GameCube (also originally on the N64)? No "remembering" needed.....

    As a side note there have been "Rampage" titles for:

    Commodore 64, Atari 2600, Atari 7800, Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), Sega Master System, GameBoy Color, Sony Playstation, Nintendo 64, PC, Sega Saturn, Atari Lynx, Amiga, Amstrad CPC, and Arcade. (I may have missed one or two)

    Additionally there have been spin-offs, like Rampage puzzle games, and Jurassic Park-Rampage Edition....

    But a great rampage style game in a modern context is Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee

  162. IBM and Apple music to my ears iTunes is iBMTunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe IBM can see past the music phenomenon. High guys and drunk guys can both appreciate music. The iTunes music store is not going anywhere and will not be easily superceeded by Microsoft. Multiply the branding of Apple to a netflix type movie service in the next 3 - 5 years will have little brother looking like big brother when it comes to paid content. All that digital content has to be hosted somewhere, and while Apple could do it their ownership of the Quicktime standard provides and enviable large scale growth opportunity.
    Its not about boxes anymore. In 10 years Apple's entire computer operations (MOBO's chip selection) will probably be outsourced with only the design of the cases coming from Cupertino. How many people know that CompUSA is owned by a mexican conglomerate.

  163. So let me get this straight . . . by Veccio · · Score: 1

    IBM is going to divest itself of it's somewhat profitable but evidently declining PC division to acquire a consumer electronics darling?
    While Apple's Personal Computer division is doing well enough with regards to $$$$ (if not market share) how would this improve IBM's bottom line?
    Sure, they have the iPod and it's a 'hot' product (mostly because of the coolness factor) but the corporate clash would be something like Quaker Oats taking over Snapple. That went over well, didn't it?
    I don't see why IBM wants to make a splash in the "living room" when they already make a killing in the "board room" (and the Server room) and selling their services and hired 'guns'.
    Besides, how is owning Apple (and ongoing competition in hardware and media formats) going to foster their close relationship to Sony and the Cell processor?
    The sheer numbers would dictate that their relationship with Sony / Toshiba would be much more important to their bottom line than some pipe dream that would end up alienating Mac devotees anyway.

  164. Re:And how long would Microsoft support Office on by GORDOOM · · Score: 1

    "And how long would Microsoft support Office on OS X once they realised it was used to switch people from Windows to *X for good?" quoth an anonymous coward.

    This is a very good point indeed, and becomes even better when you consider the following:
    Microsoft Office 2004 for Mac does not support most of the new XML-based "secure" document formats that were introduced in Office 2003 for Windows. The only one it supports is the new XML-based Excel spreadsheet format.

    I'm not sure to what extent these new formats have gained acceptance among actual users of Office 2003, but if they do gain significant traction, then all Microsoft needs to do is refuse to add support for them to Office for Mac OS X and Apple is in serious trouble.

  165. Great points there... by Arru · · Score: 1

    ...and even if the marriage never takes place, the casual relation of the two companies is most likely to grow. All spelling trouble for microsoft while making a lot of penguins happy on the way.

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  166. Apple and IBM Travisty you say? by distortion311 · · Score: 0

    Thats like saying cats and dogs are currently under dealegations to join together as the same species. All landmarks of what is a PC and what is a MAC would be inexplicably scewed. I cannot say I look forward to something like that. ~Distortion

  167. new product-line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - ThinkPod (listen different)
    - iBMac (consumer business mac)
    - PowerPad U2 (G5 powerbook, red backlit trackpad)
    - 30th anniversary macIBMosh (eminem special)

    innovations:
    - one-button-trackpoint-keyboard (use trackpoint-triple-click-up for B)

  168. Hooked on Phonics by Kaseijin · · Score: 1
    The e in Tale is probably silent
    It isn't when I say "talent", but that's just me.