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  1. Censored word list on Microsoft Seeking to Patent Automatic Censorship · · Score: 1

    Microsoft plans to use this technology to censor out these highly offensive words:

    Apple
    iPod
    Google
    Firefox
    Opera
    Mac OS X
    Linux
    Open Source

    -- n

  2. Don't forget to bring a towel on Carrying Your IT Equipment With You? · · Score: 1

    A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker (or IT geek) can have

    -- n

  3. Re:Escape mode on Software Lets Programmers Code Hands-free · · Score: 1

    Ha, yeah, especially if you're writing regex's in Java and want a literal backslash.

    Friggin' "backslash" x 4 is a tongue twister. I can't even do it efficiently.

    -- n

  4. Re:Wow, this technology works! on New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads · · Score: 1

    Except that the second implication is incorrect (I think), because there is television that's free and free of commercials (public television). Not that it's any good..

  5. Re:Wow, this technology works! on New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.

    You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. If and only if (abbreviated iff) refers to "(If p, then q) and (if q, then p)", where p and q are propositions on the left- and- right-hand sides of the statement. People use it somewhat incorrectly for emphasis.

    -- your local logic nazi (hey, we have grammar ones, so why not :P

  6. That's one fast computer on Intel Unveils PC for Developing Nations · · Score: 1

    You can use it to develop nations? Holy shit, I want one. ... ...oh.

    Adjective, not present partisciple. Gotcha.

    -- n

  7. Under the Table!? on Under the Table of Rockstar's Table Tennis · · Score: 1

    Under the table...

    You found the secret game?!

    -- n

  8. Hey! on UNIX Security: Don't Believe the Truth? · · Score: 1
    OSNews can be considered as one of the worst sites on the Internet, nearly as bad as GameFAQs.com.

    I have a 5-digit UID on GameFaqs, you insensitive clod!
  9. Suspicions! on 3 Email Chiefs Come to Dinner · · Score: 1

    The meal started as a lovefest for Gmail and Google's Paul Buchheit, with Microsoft's Kevin Doerr (no relation to the venture capitalist) and Yahoo's Ethan Diamond 'agreeing that much of the current excitement in the email world can be traced back to last year's debut of Mr. Buchheit's Gmail.'

    It sounds like somebody hired a GNAA troll to write this article, but thank god it didn't end up with Kevin Doerr "doerring" Paul.

    -- n

  10. If I had mod points.. on E-Paper On Cereal Boxes · · Score: 1

    You'd get one for the Calvin and Hobbes reference. Sweet.

  11. You know you're a programmer... on Goto Leads to Faster Code · · Score: 1

    ...when someone tells you to go to Hell, you are more indignant about the method than the destination.

    -- n

  12. Daryl Musashi on The World of Competitive Gaming · · Score: 1

    Daryl Musashi could kick his ass! Man, did you see him r0x0r in that X-Files episode? His strategies:

    • He stares straight forward and tries not to blink.
    • He shoots straight forward and attempts to hold back any facial expressions.
    • He doesn't aim, just holds his guns in a "really cool" way and holds the triggers down.
  13. Re:that's what i was thinking on Using Gravity To Tow Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Crew? Not a chance. There is absolutely no reason to send crew on a mission like this. It would just complicate a mission that computer controls could already do more than well enough

    I agree completely! It's so stupid to send humans on this thing, because, you know, NASA has never written any bugs in their software!

    Imagine what would happen if this thing decided to take a speedy course towards earth...

    -- n

  14. More than a month on Intel PowerBook Rumor Mill · · Score: 0, Redundant

    IIRC, Apple's been working on Macintels and OS X86 for years now. They just managed to keep it really, really quiet.

  15. Re:Power versus Frequency on World's Most Powerful Subwoofer · · Score: 1

    Power consumptions != SPL.. lots of aspects affect the output levels of a subwoofer, a major one being enclosure size.. When the enclosure becomes smaller, you need more power to deliver the same SPL (see this subwoofer.

    Because the rotary sub requires an infinite baffle installation, it really doesn't need all that much power, and the design appears to be pretty darn efficient.

    -- n

  16. DRM? on Automated TiVo to iPod formating · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait, hold on a second. I'm assuming that video iPods use some derivative of Quicktime, and Quicktime AFAIK has no DRM. Even if it did--or does--can this software translate over the embedded DRM? I think I hear lawyers madly typing up lawsuits.

  17. I can believe it. on Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With a name akin to Swift's famous "A Modest Proposal", I can believe that Thompson thought it to be satire all along. However, the bit about promising to donate to charity was uncalled for.

  18. Re:No, No, No.. you misunderstand.. on Major Microsoft Re-Organization · · Score: 1

    Just remember: As long as you downplay your own humor or insightfulness, you'll get modded up.

  19. Re:Be realistic on VW Goes USB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right, but I would really, really hope that said volume control simply reads data, like what the speedometer gets, and sets volume according to that. It's not like changing the volume slows your car down or anything...

    -- n

  20. Re:Quick People! on Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it now:

    "When you use Firefox, you are supporting terrorism!"

    It's the kind of funny that makes you want to laugh and cry simultaneously.



    -- n
  21. Flashback to horrible X-Files episode on Discussing Logitech's New Gaming Mice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone read what the marketing department put on the LCD console?

    Xerious: He's at the bunker.
    Scum: I'm on it.
    Xerious: Rally at me after.

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ, who comes up with this stuff? I suspect it's the same people who wrote the FPS X-Files episode...

  22. Re:That's not a subwoofer.... on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 1

    Too bad you can't buy that, but here's one that you might enjoy.

    -- n

  23. Re:Son of iPod? on Bill Gates Swears Vow Against 'Son of iPod' · · Score: 1

    Knowing Microsoft, it will be called MyPod.

    The irony is that none of the music you download would belong to you.

    -- n

  24. AES encryption under the hood? on Understanding Mac OS X Kernel · · Score: -1

    Correct me if I'm wrong (and I may very well be, as it's been over a year since I took cryptography), but isn't AES somewhat flawed? What are the reasons that it's used for page and FS encryption?

    -- n

  25. Eh? on Project Gizmo Challenges Skype · · Score: 0

    Did they challenge them again? Wow, Gizmo people are feisty...