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Due Next Year: Dell's 19-inch Laptop

WheelRunner writes "Engadget is running a story about Dell's new 19-inch laptop. Sadly, it's too late for the only lap that could hold it, Marlon Brando's." Maybe if Apple would put a keyboard-containing lid (and a briefcase-style handle) on the 20" iMac, a market for car-battery backpacks would emerge.

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  1. f(x) = wit / 2 by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you must post fat jokes to the front page, could you at least make sure they're funny?

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    1. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      I don't belive that was a fat joke. If it was you are right it wasn't funny. On a side not who the hell needs a 19" laptop. why not buy a seguay(spelling) and just pack a desktop around?

    2. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by bigman2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey- I thought it was funny.

      Marlon Brando was one of the young, tough, sexy heros of American cinema in the middle of this past century.

      The fact that he ballooned up like a huge, over-inflated (yet not too tight) beach ball gives hope to men all throughout America.

      It also depresses the hell out of the women.

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    3. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Ibanez · · Score: 1

      Of make them about CowboyNeal. That would also be acceptable.

    4. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      The ratio of wallet thickness to waist size should remain constant, or preferably increase, to keep them happy.

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    5. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marlon Brando was one of the young, tough, sexy heros of American cinema in the middle of this past century. The fact that he ballooned up like a huge, over-inflated (yet not too tight) beach ball gives hope to men all throughout America.

      *How* exactly does it give hope? Hope for what? That tough sexy young heroic men can hope to grow old and fat?

      Okay.

    6. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

      Well it might fit on Rush Limbaugh's lap...

      *runs*

    7. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget Marlon Brando... a 19-inch laptop sounds like a strap-on marital aid.

    8. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      *lol* he's got a hot 22 year old wife maybe ? I'm still wondering too...

    9. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Kind of like Jerry Lewis

      Pic

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    10. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Oh Woodland, WA.

      What an absolutely boring little town.

      Nice people though. :)

    11. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Had" you mean. He's been dead for nearly a year.

    12. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by badasscat · · Score: 5, Informative

      On a side not who the hell needs a 19" laptop. why not buy a seguay(spelling) and just pack a desktop around?

      "Laptop" is a misnomer, and technically it's not even what Dell calls these things. It's a notebook. Notebooks and laptops are not the same thing and this is a perfect illustration of the distinction.

      A laptop is a computer you put on your lap.

      A notebook is a computer with a screen that folds down over the keyboard (with a form factor like a paper notebook, hence the name).

      A laptop may or may not have a folding screen (the earliest models didn't). A notebook may or may not be "lappable" - i.e. it may or may not be small enough, cool enough or light enough to hold on your lap.

      A 19" notebook is a portable PC, but I wouldn't call it a laptop. There's nothing wrong with this category of machine, IMO - I personally keep my notebook on my coffee table 99% of the time, and only carry it with me to a place (in other words, I don't have a need to bust it out in-transit on a train or a bus, I take it out on a corresponding desk or table somewhere else).

      Laptops are perfectly fine if you want a real go-anywhere computer. But this is not a laptop, and not everybody needs that amount of portability. Some people just need a machine to act as a desktop most of the time, but that still doesn't take up a lot of space and can be moved around easily when needed.

    13. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Isn't Woodland the town with the Bethel Baptist Church, The Rib Eye, and the infamous Uncle Sam sign on I-5?

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    14. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I believe so.

      They also have a safeway with a gas station. Pretty cheap if you have the soul sucking Safeway card.

    15. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Monkey · · Score: 1

      I believe Swanson has hack out for those with laps too narrow to handle this bad boy.

    16. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on you made all that stuff up about the definitions of laptop and notebook, right? I've been following these naming conventions with mild interest since buying my first laptop which didn't even have a hard drive! (no idea what it was, but it had a bluescale folding screen and 2 fdd's I do recall) and my view is they're just marketing terms. They became that the moment a portable computer was described as a 'notebook' in order to make it sound smaller and more appealing.

    17. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes he made it up, but it sounded pretty good, didn't it?

      Anyway, "notebook" may be preferred over "laptop" for legal reasons: "I burned myself when I put this computer on my lap!" "We can't be held responsible for your improper use of our machines" "You call the thing a LAPTOP so I put it on my LAP! What's improper about that?" "We don't call it a laptop. We call it a notebook. Nowhere in any of the information we provide do we suggest our machine is suitable for placing on a lap"

    18. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Alioth · · Score: 1

      At 19in, it's not a friggin' notebook! The paper note books that most people use are A4 sized and smaller.

      There is something wrong with a portable this size: it has all the disadvantages of a laptop and most of the disadvantages of a desktop, with few of the advantages.

    19. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would have been funnier if you had "wit(WheelRunner) = 1/2" as your subject

    20. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Excelsior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a side not who the hell needs a 19" laptop. why not buy a seguay(spelling) and just pack a desktop around?

      I can think of applications for portable computers that are larger than a laptop.

      For instance, imagine an artist with a portable canvas-sized touch-screen computer that he can paint or draw directly onto. He can take this to the park and paint his masterwork landscape. Or imagine a military commander with a portable table-top computer that can display maps with units, and allow commands to be relayed through screen taps. He takes it into the field, pulls out the legs, and begins commanding his troops.

      Far-fetched? Perhaps. But, it's time to stop thinking of computers in the limited ways we have thought so far. We would've never made the original laptop or the PDA with such limited thinking. I hope there is more to the future of computers than the mid-towers and laptops we see today.

    21. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to some people, they only call them "laptops" in North America. Everywhere else they're called "notebooks". This from a Korean friend.

    22. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I goofed on the HTML. I will hit preview, I will hit preview, I will hit preview....

    23. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      No...not Woodland,WA-

      Woodland, CA

      Another absolutely boring little town- just in a different state. And yes, I5 goes through here too.

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    24. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about your terminology (laptop vs notebook), but I do agree with your assessment: this is a desk top replacement machine. Its rather frustrating that people don't seem understand that large portables are just meant to be portable in a way that a tower is not.

      I predict a future where towers are the rarest form of computer, reserved for those that require extreme performance and customization. At this point only two people I know own towers (and one of those is my mom, with a 5 year old 400 MHz G4 tower). Every single other person has switched to laptops because they take up less space (I live in NYC), can be moved around, and look nice. One guy I know has a 17" PB, which he never moves, but he can move it if he needs to go to a LAN party or taker it to work --which is exactly why he has it.

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    25. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just wonder where were those "funny" dumbass mac fans when apple released the stupid 17" laptop plus the stupid tv ads.

      there are even 30 inch laptops around for a while, which can be folded in the middle, the screen can be flip to the other side so you can demonstrate something to a client. but it didnt work either.

    26. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you only know two people? come on... i find that hard to believe. if true, you must have a very small social circle.

    27. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Notebook' suggests a small book you would jot notes in. This thing is friggin huge. I suggest instead that it be called a 'tome'.

    28. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope that one day we can all look as good as brando ;)

    29. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that 'notebook' was a term that emerged as laptops grew smaller and smaller, a term to describe a category of machine smaller than a laptop. I'd definitely not use 'notebook' to describe anything like this 19" box.

    30. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by fakedupe · · Score: 1

      As far as the artist goes, if I saw someone in the park with a "portable canvas" I'd punch him in his pretentious face.

      Sketchbook + pens, pencils. They even have portable easels that fold up and strap to your back.

      But I'm biased.

    31. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's just refering to the Mac users. The only Apple tower right now is the G5 tower, which seems to be a pretty slow seller compared to the all-in-ones/notebooks/Mac Mini. Probably because they are quite underspec'd for the price (imho).

    32. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by back_pages · · Score: 1
      You for got to clearly mark your post with "To be read in the voice of the comic book store guy from the Simpson's."

      For crying out loud, could anything be more pedestrian and uninteresting than a discussion of the distinguishing features of "laptops" and "notebooks"?

    33. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude!

      Making fun of someone who is dealing with severe health problems is a sure way to bring some bad juju down on you and/or your family.

      Tsk, tsk. Don't come crying to us when some nasty disease (especially The Big C) hits you or your family in the near future. You invited it.

      I think that I had heard that his weight gain is due to Prednisone or some related drug.

    34. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Flendon · · Score: 1

      Actually I worked helpdesk in a company that used only Dells. We were strictly forbidden to use the term laptop to the customers. The reason we were given was Dell had been sued for this very reason and we didn't want to be held liable if another idiot burned himself.

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    35. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      Uh about your ideas......you don't need a huge screen. You can always just zoom in that is a bonus for computers.

    36. Re:f(x) = wit / 2 by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      Although you are no doubt right about portable computers replacing desktops until they can match a desktop in computing power no true gamer will use a laptop/notebook for gaming. If all you ever do is use office apps and surf the web then a desktop isn't what you need. However, the term Desktop Replacement is the most agravating thing ever. If you used it in conjunction with a normal sized notebook/laptop I would understand but a 19" laptop is just rediculous. If you are going to be taking your notebook to work and setting it on your desk and using a different keyboard and mouse and all why not just get a docking station and have a separate monitor to? Also if you have a 19" screen on your lap you will have to turn your head side to side just to look at the whole screen. So, stop with the love affair with bigger is better because in laptops/notebooks it isn't, better quality sturdier, more computing power and more lightweight are better but not bigger.

  2. Not a Laptop by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's not about being a laptop anymore, it's about having a portable workstation.

    Imagine some cretin in the cattle-class seats on a jet trying to open one of these things up.

    "Excuse me, mind if I take over some of your very limited personal space?"
    "No, mind if my baby pukes on you keyboard?"

    At some point I expect these things to come with telescoping legs so you could actually use it as a portable desk.

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    1. Re:Not a Laptop by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      I believe that happened with the Dell XPS workstations.. Come on an almost 3 inch thick laptop...

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    2. Re:Not a Laptop by conteXXt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmmm. doesn't sound too bad.

      A tripod like device that folds up (is lightwieght) and fits in a DTR pc bag.

      I would get one if the price point $20 CAD

      (hint, aluminium tubing sounds about right)

      I've seen many sillier products on the TV at night.

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    3. Re:Not a Laptop by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      err, sed s/workstation/laptop/g.

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    4. Re:Not a Laptop by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Imagine some cretin in the cattle-class seats on a jet trying to open one of these things up.

      Open one of those things up while seated? I'm still trying to visualize fitting that monster in the overhead.

    5. Re:Not a Laptop by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine some cretin in the cattle-class seats on a jet trying to open one of these things up.

      If you ever do have to put up with such behaviour, just be thankful that the aforementioned cretin will most likely get somewhat comprehensively sterilised thanks to the testicle-toasting heat pumped out by the 'laptop'...

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    6. Re:Not a Laptop by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      It's not about being a laptop anymore, it's about having a portable workstation.

      /me looks at screen...Looks at story...Looks at screen...Thats bigger than what I've got on my DESK RIGHT NOW. :)

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    7. Re:Not a Laptop by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      If you want a (relatively) thin and light gaming laptop (but definitely not cheap - a similarly specced XPS Gen 2 is MUCH cheaper), go for a Precision m70. Workstation-grade, too - so Dell's biggest mobile workstation is MUCH smaller than their gaming laptop (which is about as powerful).

    8. Re:Not a Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally that would be silly to have a laptop formfactor for a portable workstation. you can STILL ge tthe lunchbox formfactor ATX cases and put real hardware in there to get serious power as well as decent video + specalized IO boards.

      we recently bought one, it's just like a mini-ATX thin case with a 16" LCD built in on a swivel and the keyboard snaps in place in front of the LCD for protection when travelling. It's a dual processor 64 bit monster with a killer graphics card and 2 16 analog input cards with another PCI slot to spare.

      Awesome device for field number crunching and monitoring.

      buying a laptop for high end portable work is silly. you get 3 year old processor tech and 7 year old storage tech with no expandability and the graphic card makers cast off hardware from 5 years ago. Laptops are for portable with no power available use, or for low end computing needs like a CTO CEO or office worker.

    9. Re:Not a Laptop by dextroz · · Score: 0

      Sure think about it. Rather than increasis the thickness - you increase the area you get more power and screen size. so from 3 inches you go back to 2 but increase the screen size and use the extra area for adding more power. Also increased are and reduced thickness will make heat dissipation as easier problem.

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    10. Re:Not a Laptop by xlr8ed · · Score: 1

      That have some that does that now...it's generally referred to as "your lap"

    11. Re:Not a Laptop by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      same here... it's overkill... if i were to buy a laptop, it'd be about portability... i like having a desktop as my workhorse, but don't see the point in having a portable desktop. i actually like the 12" laptops... 19" has to weigh a TON (probably about as much as my tower).

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    12. Re:Not a Laptop by aclarke · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Well, Sony's notebooks haven't been called "laptops" in a while. I'm happy to say that I'm a Powerbook user now, but maybe 4 years ago we got a 15" Sony Vaio. It got so hot it would burn my legs if I wore shorts, so I called Sony to get some warranty work done on my "laptop".

      The woman's response was "that's why we don't call them laptops, sir". Apparently everything was within spec. Go figure.

    13. Re:Not a Laptop by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Worthy of the 5: Funny, but also insightful.

      My laptop, for example, is only ever used in exactly three places:
      my desk at work
      my desk at home
      my desk in one of our other offices

      I do not use it anywhere other than this.

      Nor do I carry it much; it goes in a bag in the car, or on a trolley in the airport.

      So the size of the thing is practically unimportant to me. I might draw the line at an Osborne one, but otherwise 19" sounds fine to me.

      When one of my users needs a laptop, I ask them one key question that immediately identifies which Dell to buy:

      do you need something really tiny (if yes, D410)
      do you need something that is cheap (if yes, D505)
      do you not care about either of the above (if yes, D810)

      It makes the whole process much easier.

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    14. Re:Not a Laptop by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Hehe.... yeah, I'm gonna trust my $3000+ laptop to a $20 tripod. I don't think so. I might trust my Manfrotto tripod to hold my laptop but it was a little more than $20.

      (It's been a while but I think it was about $100 USD when I got it)

    15. Re:Not a Laptop by Mignon · · Score: 1
      A tripod like device that folds up (is lightwieght) and fits in a DTR pc bag.

      Anyone up for modding their laptop with a camera tripod mount?

    16. Re:Not a Laptop by PennyLoafers · · Score: 1

      Dell sets up their operation with laptops designed as "Desktop Replacements." These heavy beasts, like my two year old Inspiron 5100, are really designed for home computing and not lugging all over the place. Frankly I'm not sure who would want a Dell laptop this large. This seems like a competitor to the 17" Powerbook or something, but I don't know how big a market there is for one of those either.

    17. Re:Not a Laptop by jspectre · · Score: 1

      two words:

      first class

      penty of room up there. and for anyone who travels on a regular basis and is most likely in the multitude of frequent flyer clubs your upgrades are free.

      not that i'd want to be lugging around a 19" computer. my 12" powerbook is very sweet for travel.

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    18. Re:Not a Laptop by multiplexo · · Score: 3, Funny
      The woman's response was "that's why we don't call them laptops, sir". Apparently everything was within spec. Go figure.

      Yes, the proper terminology is now "nut burner" or "testicle toaster".

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    19. Re:Not a Laptop by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

      Come on an almost 3 inch thick laptop...

      I hope I speak for the rest of the Slashdot community when I say that you have one of the sickest fetishes I've ever heard of.

    20. Re:Not a Laptop by khrtt · · Score: 1

      WTF is "somewhat comprehensively"? It's either "somewhat", or "comprehensively", you know..

    21. Re:Not a Laptop by EverDense · · Score: 1
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    22. Re:Not a Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you're partially almost nearly correct (sort of)...

    23. Re:Not a Laptop by homeslice3 · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the wireless / poo action on the toilet. My ThinkPad x31 at +- 3lb makes it handy for reading and I can still wipe my bum without having to lug a brick around.

    24. Re:Not a Laptop by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      I prefer to call them 'nut roasters'.

    25. Re:Not a Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really. cum-on-a-laptop pales in comparison to the chick with an octopus in her cooch. now *that* was some sick sh1t.

    26. Re:Not a Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have a pretty light Thinkpad. But I've never thought of bringing it along when I "drop the kids off at the pool."

      :^)

  3. Engadget misses the point by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think you'll see many road warriors adopting 19-inch laptops any time soon, but that's not the intended market.

    This laptop is designed for people who need casual portability, like taking the machine home with you at night or on a weekend.

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    1. Re:Engadget misses the point by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's also intended for huge people: my friend is a head taller than most people, and in his hands the massive Compaq x6000 looks like a mini-subnotebook.
      It's not just for fat people.

    2. Re:Engadget misses the point by BaudKarma · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In that case, it's probably much cheaper to get a laptop with a 15" screen and buy a seperate 19" monitor. You've got a laptop thats actually portable, and the big screen for when you're ready to sit down and work for a while.

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    3. Re:Engadget misses the point by Ibanez · · Score: 1
      Given how massive a 19-inch laptop would have to be it's doubtful you'd ever see one of these backbreaking monsters outside the cubicle, especially if it comes packed in the usual sleep-inducing Dell plastic slab.


      They didn't put it in quite the same words you did, but I'm pretty sure they didn't miss the point that much.

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    4. Re:Engadget misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. And judging from the many people I know that complain about how annoying and ugly they find most current desktop computers I really see a market for things like this.

      Anyway, want to make a bet about how many comments about how this computer isn't suitable as a mobile device we'll see and how many of those will be modded insightful?

    5. Re:Engadget misses the point by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I have the R3000 which isn't exactly a small laptop as well. I am not a huge guy but I am not small either. For me though was the resolution. I wanted higher than 1024x768 which is your typical laptop resolution but the only thing like that was the A21 which was a bit out of my price range. This was a bit large for my taste but it was easy to get used to. I would rather it be a little cooler than smaller as the exhaust on it can get quite... warm in certain spots.

    6. Re:Engadget misses the point by kyle_b_gorman · · Score: 1

      I'm a college student, and I'm amazed how many people (mostly girls) shell out big bucks for an underpowered 15" wintel laptop when they never, ever take it anywhere. As the proud owner of a great 12-incher, I honestly believe laptops are meant to run at 1024x768, and you can't really do that with anything much smaller.

      That's the one thing that keeps laptops from overtaking desktops for day-to-day use - the fact of the matter is that only 25% of the population actually wants to take their computer somewhere.

    7. Re:Engadget misses the point by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I recently bought an HP nx9600 for one of my engineers. He needed something that could run Solidworks and something he could take home on weekends and on the occasional trip to a customer site. He likes the screen so much he's done away with the 19" CRT that he used with his last laptop.

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    8. Re:Engadget misses the point by Have+Blue · · Score: 1
    9. Re:Engadget misses the point by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'5" and can palm a basketball. I use a 15" iBook because I liked the bigger screen, but I wish I'd gotten the 12" instead.

      I wouldn't be caught dead with a 17" pb or dell; I like portability, and frankly, the keyboards on smaller laptops are just fine.

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    10. Re:Engadget misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for HOME, not work. I would love to replace my bulky home computer with a laptop, and I know almost all of my girlfriends would too!

    11. Re:Engadget misses the point by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'7" and can only palm a really new basketball. I would love to have one of these 19" laptops, because having a good amount of screen area is important to me. My home display is a 22" trinitron flat screen crt. My laptop only has a 15" display, and it's 1600x1200 native, so there is little smooth adjustment between 800x600 and the full res. If I lose my eyesight, but not enough to need the large print menu at denny's, it's not going to be big enough. :)

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    12. Re:Engadget misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude with the Compaq is not just 6'6, he's about 300 pounds. he tried my 12" M300, and it was waaay too small - you need a huge screen for readability from a distance.

      HN

    13. Re:Engadget misses the point by dynoman7 · · Score: 1

      This laptop is designed for people who need casual portability, like taking the machine home with you at night or on a weekend

      Aren't those the same people who need casual portability when the occasional business trip pops up in their inbox? Do you really think they are going to leave their tried/trusted portable at work/home for a less than desirable loaner portable?

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    14. Re:Engadget misses the point by jonadab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > In that case, it's probably much cheaper to get a laptop with a 15"
      > screen and buy a seperate 19" monitor.

      Cheaper, yes, but...

      > You've got a laptop thats actually portable, and the big screen for when
      > you're ready to sit down and work for a while.

      Yeah, but then you're stuck with the dinky little screen half the time, and the hand-cramp-inducing, RSI-aggravating, profanity-provoking reduced-size keyboard all of the time, which is just plain wrong.

      With a 19-inch "laptop", you've basically got an ultra-portable mini-desktop that you can use *anywhere* (well, anywhere with a chair and a table or desk), that takes three seconds to set up and three seconds to take down and can also double as your main workstation so you don't have to worry about syncing. Going to visit your parents for the weekend? You just fold the thing and stick it in the car: no cables to unwind, no separate pieces to lug (except maybe a mouse, which weighs nothing and fits in a pocket), just grab it and go. You can use it at work, at home, at the relatives' place, at the hotel, ... anywhere. Well, not *anywhere* in the standing-in-line-for-the-waterslides sense, but anywhere with a table and chair, i.e., pretty much anywhere it's practical to use a computer anyway. (Okay, airplanes... but what percentage of the laptop-buying population *really* flies more often than three times a year or so?)

      This is not intended to displace the sub-14" laptop for people who really want to be able to use the thing balanced on one knee while horseback riding and are willing to maintain a separate desktop for indoor use. That's what nine-inch subnotebooks are for, or handhelds. The super-sized laptop on the other hand is aimed to displace desktops for people who would like to be able to move the thing much more easily.

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    15. Re:Engadget misses the point by Tarous+Zars · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
      My Father Recently moved to a different state where he works from home. But he often comes back for business or to visit the family. He has a 17" Powerbook, which serves wonderfully as a portable workstation. He never uses it in transit.

    16. Re:Engadget misses the point by crazy.tyae · · Score: 1

      This sounds perfect for non-tech middle-managers who absolutely must have a laptop, even if they're going to leave it at work every single night.

    17. Re:Engadget misses the point by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "This laptop is designed for people who need casual portability, like taking the machine home with you at night or on a weekend."

      Count me as one of those. I want to replace my desktop with a big laptop. It's not the portability I want so much, it's the "It's all there in one piece" aspect I like.

      It's worth noting, though, that I live in a small apartment. It's not like I've got an office to dedicate to my work station. So part of my desire is simply space savings. The other part is that I'm sick of having this huge ass tower with all these cables running all around.

      I actually found the iMac relatively appealing in this sense.

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    18. Re:Engadget misses the point by gatzke · · Score: 1


      My 17" Hp is a beast, but I still use it on the road a good bit. It is a power hog, lasting maybe 1.5 hours off grid. And it weighs a ton.

      Full size keyboard with full numeric keypad to the right. Only real complaint is they didn't make the keypress as deep as a normal keyboard. If you are building a 10 + lb laptop that is thick and wide and deep, you might as well add some thickness and give me a real desktop keyboard.

    19. Re:Engadget misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeechhh, link requires quicktime.

      Fuck that. I refuse to install that malware on my machine.

    20. Re:Engadget misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This laptop is designed for people who need casual portability, like taking the machine home with you at night or on a weekend.

      That's what they said about 17" laptops. How big is big enough?

  4. 19 inches? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful



    I only hope they make a carrying case large enough to haul this monster around in.

    A 19" laptop...a laptop computer that may violate the size requirements for aircraft carry-on luggage...not that's progress!

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    1. Re:19 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss has a 17" HP and we're on our second Kensington bag - at the time it was the only bag I could find that would fit.

      Luckily they have a lifetime warranty so when this one breaks (and it's already showing signs) I'll send it back and get another one.

    2. Re:19 inches? by bmalek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a Dell 17" widescreen laptop and have no problems carrying it around with the backpack that Dell offers. In fact, there is enough room for a 19" version (or at least enough that I will make room)!

      Now to only convince my fiancee to trade mine in for the new version...

      If you want portability, buy an IBM, if you want to show off... well the bigger the better, right?

    3. Re:19 inches? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They already have made cases which can hold 19" hardware - my pants!

      I have a short wooden leg, you see. Being a pirate and all...

    4. Re:19 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Now to only convince my fiancee to trade mine in for the new version...

      Yup go ahead, she needs bigger anyway.

    5. Re:19 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No of course they won't. They expect you to carry it under your arm as-is.

      What kind of stupid comment is this?

    6. Re:19 inches? by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A 19" laptop...a laptop computer that may violate the size requirements for aircraft carry-on luggage...not that's progress!

      Nah. This is old news.
      http://oldcomputers.net/kayproii.html
      http://oldcomputers.net/

      Proving once again how far behind the times Dell really is... :)

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    7. Re:19 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What kind of stupid comment is this?

      Apparently, it's the kind of stupid comment that idiots like you feel compelled to respond to.

    8. Re:19 inches? by michrech · · Score: 1

      You wanted HOW many *minutes* of battery time?

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    9. Re:19 inches? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Why not be portable and show off and get an Apple *book?

    10. Re:19 inches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your GF is your laptop?

    11. Re:19 inches? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      Yep, but turned out to be too high-maintenance for my tastes.

    12. Re:19 inches? by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 1

      Why not be portable and show off and get an Apple *book?

      Why not? Apple's low resolution screens. Really. I won't consider an Apple notebook until they get modern with their screen resolution.

      (For those that don't know, their largest notebook, the 17" powerbook, has a max resolution of 1440x900)

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    13. Re:19 inches? by ad1 · · Score: 1

      Had a 15" dell laptop and I hardly can carry it for travelling because of its weight. 19" laptop will weight like 12lbs?? It is better I get desktop with 19" flat panel and have some cash in the pocket.

    14. Re:19 inches? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's an odd thing to harp on. Especially considering the many other benefits brought by OS X. Does the resolution when using OS X really restrict you that much? I guess you're just more 'leet than I.

  5. Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that Brando quip was a new low.

    1. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Brando was alive, here is how he would have responded:

      What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
    2. Re:Man... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1



      I thought he would have just called timothy an errand-boy...

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  6. An integrator doing design..... by motorsabbath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dell doesn't do design work, they do integration work. This pretty much proves it, though I'm sure the 5 or so that will be sold (all to CEOs and CIOs) will make excellent conversation pieces. :-)

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    1. Re:An integrator doing design..... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Well, if it can successfully drive down the ridiculous cost of flat panels, then I'm all for it.
      The 'low yield' argument of yore to explain the high cost for flat panels always struck me as a WMD argument, even before I knew what a crock a WMD argument was...

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    2. Re:An integrator doing design..... by Surt · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you think this won't sell. I love my 17" widescreen laptop. It's a bit heavier than i'd like, but otherwise it's fantastic. I'd love an even larger screen, and 19" would be no impediment to backpack/shoulderpack as long as the weight doesn't rise much.

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    3. Re:An integrator doing design..... by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      well it really is a tough one..

      do they put out more monitors with drop pixles and expect them to be returned with complaints (which happens even now with the 3-4 per 100 that do make it through)

      OR do they cut their losses produce what panels they can and recycle the rest.

      so really its not so much a crock as much as good buisness sense, better to charge more now then pay later.

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    4. Re:An integrator doing design..... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, and it's certainly a different technology, but I'm incredulous that RAM, hard drives, and CPUs are happening on a smaller scale, and costs continue to drop, while these nagging pixels are so intractible.
      Certainly, costs have come down, but not enough for my cheapskate expectations.
      Truly, it doesn't take much knowledge to beat my meagre store on the subject.

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    5. Re:An integrator doing design..... by motorsabbath · · Score: 1

      It will sell, sure, but it's kinda "boutique" by Dell's Bic lighter standards. The price will hafta be high to cover the low number of units sold. Also, apropos to the automotive battery crack, how long will a battery last on this thing. It will look pretty on a desktop, I'm sure.

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    6. Re:An integrator doing design..... by onetwentyone · · Score: 1

      Very few PC manufacturers do real design work partly because they know there already is a market for the products they're making but mostly because they lack really strong design departments. Apple has managed to break away from the pack by actually hiring qualified industrial designers.

      The PC world could be a beautiful place with simple, ergonomic devices and interfaces if companies devoted money to hiring (and maintaining) a department of competent designers.

    7. Re:An integrator doing design..... by timster · · Score: 1

      Why does yield seem like a poor argument to you? Yield has always been a major factor in the cost of integrated circuits, since it drops exponentially as size increases. When you start making what is in essence a single microchip with an area of over a square foot that contains over five million transistors, defective units are going to hit your manufacturing costs pretty hard.

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  7. Weight by Stibidor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oy. How much is that beast of a machine going to weigh? The article calls it a "backbreaking monster." No kidding!

    1. Re:Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still going to be lighter than the 3-4 books I had to carry around with me in college. If I could manage it 2 years ago, I'm sure I can manage it now, too.

      It's not the end of the universe. Just think of it as another reason to get off your ass and get to the gym.

    2. Re:Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to the olde days -- remember the luggables?
      4"x16"x18", 20 pounds and a 6" screen.

    3. Re:Weight by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Maybe Dell bundles a muscular dwarf to carry the thing around for you.

    4. Re:Weight by Shag · · Score: 1
      Based on some rough calculations I'm estimating it'd be 9.5-10.5 pounds, and a similarly sized PowerBook would be about 8.5 pounds.

      My 17" PowerBook's screen is plenty big - I just wish it were 1920x1200 instead of 1440x900. If I got a larger screen, I'd have to pay first-class airfare to be able to use it on planes.

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  8. God I Really Hope by ultimabaka · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This "19" laptop" is actually something akin to 19". This may sound dumb, but "17" laptops" always look like they're 6" high by 25" long, and that just disgusts me. Yeah, that's probably what they're supposed to look like, but I personally don't see the point to it. It's bad enough that, according to TFA, the widescreen laptop market is supposed to be nearly 80% of the total laptop market, but if this "19" laptop" winds up being 6" high by 3 feet long or something equally annoying, I'm going to hurl.

    If I see a 19" laptop with something akin to a normal 19" flat panel monitor, I may consider it. But otherwise, forget about it.

    1. Re:God I Really Hope by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      16 inches long.
      10 inches high.

    2. Re:God I Really Hope by saider · · Score: 2, Informative


      The number refers to the diagonal of the screen. Most 17" notebooks have the 17" widescreen in the 1440x900 range.

      You want the 4:3 aspect ratio of a conventional ("normal") monitor.

      It just depends on the work you do. For some work (spreadsheets, video) the wider format is nioce because you can get more columns or longer timelines on the screen without having to scroll. But many programmers are going to favor the taller format because code is generally formatted vertically so the extra area to the side is unused.

      Also, long thin rectangles are generally easier to travel with compared to square-ish objects.

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    3. Re:God I Really Hope by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Depends on how you program-- the extra space can be filled quite easily with a man page.

    4. Re:God I Really Hope by mankey+wanker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a pivoting monitor and I can assure you that the computer screen was meant to be vertical, not horizontal. I assume you were going that way with your comment...

      So yeah, a screen that is even more horizontal is of little use. The problem is the presumed convergence of all things electronic. Now maybe convergence is actually happening, but most computer software and movie DVDs have vastly different demands on screen size.

      I love reading websites as if they were a vertical page of newsprint. Other stuff looks great that way too: digital comic books, MS Reader texts, PDFs, etc.

      Composing documents with a full page view is really nice too. If I were still doing legal research and writing, I'd probably find it indispensable - as it is it's really nice anyway. Horizontal never made any sense, it just meant lots of scrolling or pages too small to view in their entirety.

      And the problem will remain with us: movies look good in a wide landscape frame, reading is easier if the lines are narrower. No compromise except via pivoting screens.

    5. Re:God I Really Hope by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really think we should all start to reject the diagonal as a way of measuring TV sets and monitors.

      I don't know how many people I've seen who see an ad for a "40 inch widescreen" and say "wow, that must be HUGE," when in fact it's about the same height their old 32" 4:3 TV set, and most US TV broadcasts will be just about exactly the same size on it.

      Diagonal measurment has always been an obfuscating tactic by TV and monitor makers, even before widescreen systems started showing up. I think "width x height" should always be given, so you can know exactly what you are buying without having to figure out square roots in your head.

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    6. Re:God I Really Hope by smackjer · · Score: 1

      The ratio for widescreen is 16:9 (1.78:1). The point? More horizontal real-estate, which is great for graphic arts, coding, web surfing, and just about every complex task I can think of. Better DVD experience (at least for widescreen movies).

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    7. Re:God I Really Hope by michrech · · Score: 1

      I love looking at man pages -- especially this type of man page.

      I stay away from the woman pages...

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    8. Re:God I Really Hope by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I stay away from the woman pages...

      Not an emacs fan, are you?

    9. Re:God I Really Hope by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      You assume that most people in this country can do that kind of math in their head. If this were Korea or Japan, then maybe. But sadly, the majority of Americans are decidedly horrible at anything more mathematically complex than 2+2. My roommate this past semester was having trouble in Math 109, which is stuff I learned in my junior year of HS. Square roots might as well be Greek to most people here (pardon the pun).

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    10. Re:God I Really Hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to do square roots in your head for 3:4 aspect ratios. You just multiply by 0.6 and 0.8, respectively.

      Even so, it isn't as though that is very convenient when you could just give out two numbers.

    11. Re:God I Really Hope by Drakino · · Score: 1

      Most PC widescreen monitors are not 16:9, but instead 16:10. The Powerbook 17 inch falls under the 16:10 ratio, as do the Dell and Apple widescreen LCDs people lust over.

      The Powerbook 15 inch is odd though at 3:2, or 15:10. Most PC laptops I've seen with a "15 inch widescreen" are the normal 16:10.

    12. Re:God I Really Hope by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Yikes, and i thought the boss' 17" monster was over the top. The thing is bigger and faster (a real pentium4 2.6, no wimpy centrino or M stuff) than my desktops. Gotta say tho FLight Sim 2004 is a real jaw dropper, even with built-in video! Of course if he is on battery he better not plan on flying too far...

      I can see this selling for the wow factor.

      I think luggables may actually make a comeback, if we can't count the current stuff as luggables already. Boss's 17" is NOT going on anyones lap as others noted already, but its handy to keep coffee warm except they put the cupholder on wrong side.

    13. Re:God I Really Hope by Lorrin · · Score: 1

      I agree that much content is more efficiently/elegantly viewed in a tall & narrow format. However, I still prefer a wide-screen monitor. Why? Because most of what I do seems to involve viewing two documents at once. E.g. working on code and viewing API docs, writing an email and viewing the web page I'm writing about, working in a terminal window and viewing the notes I'm taking, etc.

    14. Re:God I Really Hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is interesting. More and more I find myself unwilling to read text lower than the top 1/3 of my screen (top of my screen is exactly at eye height).

      Maybe because of this, or maybe just one of my quirks but I hate sites artificially wrapping lines (as well as changing the default text size). I have things set how I like them.

      You can always narrow a window, but you can't widen a screen.

      Just curious, you don't happen to be a WinIE user, do you?

      nnooiissee

    15. Re:God I Really Hope by splatterboy · · Score: 1

      You don't work in a graphics related field, do you? Page layout or 3d work with room for palettes on a vertical format? The landscape screen format is the more flexible of the two - thats why it's still in use.

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    16. Re:God I Really Hope by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I don't like widescreen on the computer. With most web surfing I do, I find most sites have a column of text in the middle, with huge columns of nothing along both sides of it. With word processing, you have scroll more, or shrink the font down which negates the point of the wide screen. Most spreadsheets tend to expand down more, rather than horizontal. It's pretty neat if you do graphics work with large, horizontal images, but it's hell if you have to deal with vertical images. With a 4:3 monitor, in Photoshop your work area is squarish in shape when you take away the space used by the palettes, etc - which is a good compromise.

      I don't get the push towards wide screen. It just seems like a step in the wrong direction. Even for movies and TV, I really don't see the point.

    17. Re:God I Really Hope by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      No, I use Firefox and Opera.

  9. aargh...typo by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    not=now

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    1. Re:aargh...typo by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Not typo... freudian slip.

      That's not progress!

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    2. Re:aargh...typo by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      You're right...it's not progress.

      It's the opposite of that....what's the opposite of pro again...?

      Oh yeah...it's con.

      Which would make it congress.

      (Sorry...I truly could not resist.)

      ^_^

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  10. is it... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    made in India for 200$ or less?

    or is it just tech-supported there?

    1. Re:is it... by daeley · · Score: 1

      or is it just tech-supported there?

      Given the muscle mass of the average geek, I'd say you'd need three or four techs to support this laptop. ;)

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    2. Re:is it... by dgos78 · · Score: 1

      tech support:

      www.illwillpress.com/tech.html

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    3. Re:is it... by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      Of course it's made in India for $200 or less, sold in America for $3000 or more, and tech-supported in India by nice people who try not to sound Indian for more or less a pittance or a king's ransom, depending on your perspective.

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  11. Great Jokes by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...and well deserved by this silliness.

    I am sure that they will sell a few, however. One classmate lugs an 8lb PC laptop with 30min of battery life to class every day and plugs it into his wall outlet. He always sets his laptop on his desk, never on his lap. I'm sure he could do the same with this one.

    I guess the age of the luggables has returned...

    1. Re:Great Jokes by myspys · · Score: 1

      8lb? ha! that's nothing!

      i have one of these beasts. they don't even state the weight on that page!

      the "laptop" is around 7 kg (~14 lb) and the charger is around 1 kg (~2 lb), so when i travel with this beast i have to carry around 8 kg (~16 lb) with me!

    2. Re:Great Jokes by jmanforever · · Score: 1

      Well finally!!

      A machine worthy of replacing my Compaq Model 1.

      http://oldcomputers.net/compaqi.html ...about the same price too!

    3. Re:Great Jokes by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I guess the age of the luggables has returned..."

      Well, the iMac was really popular and these laptops could technically make a trip to Starbucks.

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  12. Had a few of these luggers by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Do not try taking it everywhere. I've found the best solution is to go to extremes. A good cell-phone and a good honkin' minitower. Well until we become cyberthalamuses (then we'll become the computer).

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    1. Re:Had a few of these luggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in their right mind has a personal cell phone tower???

    2. Re:Had a few of these luggers by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What shouldn't be too hard to do (and there are companies that do it - for $1000 for just the CASE!) is to put an LCD in an ATX tower's side panel, and (while making it look natural) strap a keyboard/mouse combo (something like Unicomp's Endura Pro/104 would do perfectly) to the side (so that it covers the LCD when not in use).

  13. a beast. by ohzero · · Score: 1

    At those size metrics, the best option to carry it might be to get an army of these little guys to help you out.

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    1. Re:a beast. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      They don't look like they could carry too much, as their nut sacks aren't big enough.

    2. Re:a beast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful, you'll make this guy angry :)

  14. Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Apple does it, it ROXORS! When DELL does it, it sucks.

    1. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SUXORS?

    2. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward wrote: "When Apple does it, it ROXORS! When DELL does it, it sucks."

      You spelled that wrong it is SUXORS!1! Apparently you are not the l337 haxorz we thought you were.

    3. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent post is not funny, or even insightful. It's informative, because it's actually true.

      iPod vs. Jukebox, anyone?

    4. Re:Remember kids! by Chode2235 · · Score: 1

      How do I mod this redundant?

    5. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont think you can moderate your own posts

    6. Re:Remember kids! by BurntNickel · · Score: 1

      How about this? Apple's 17 inch laptop is too big too. I have a 12 inch iBook and a 14 inch laptop would be a good size too. Much bigger than that doesn't seem too convenient.

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    7. Re:Remember kids! by rokzy · · Score: 1

      no, it's not true.

      there is a difference between doing something, and doing something well.

      if you're talking about the Creative Jukebox then it was portable-CD-player-shaped so had few benefits over an actual portable CD player, constantly crashed and had an apalling track selection interface.

    8. Re:Remember kids! by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Because DELL doesn't do it as well.

      I have a Dell laptop right now, and it's nice, but in terms of quality across-the-board, it doesn't approach the same ballpark as the PowerBook I had before it. I have the Dell right now because I need an x86 machine.

    9. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your single anecdote aside, you absoutely CANNOT deny that if Apple were to come out with a 19" laptop tomorrow, Slashdot would be full of mac-heads praising them for their BRILLIANCE.

      Apple can do no wrong. It really IS that simple.

    10. Re:Remember kids! by dfghjk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...and because it's an x86 machine it has far better processor performance than the G4 and a far higher resolution screen.

      Now, regarding quality my experience with Apple quality is that it sucks. Every Apple product I've owned has failed---the two macs each within a month of purchase. You may prefer the aesthetics of the Powerbook but I seriously doubt the quality is better "across-the-board". Frankly many of the parts are identical between the two and I can promise you that Dell does far more regression testing on their systems than Apple does. I've had nothing but good luck with Dell notebooks and have owned more than 6. After 10 days my Powermac failed and has been in the shop getting fixed now for two weeks. You don't have to put up with that shit on a Dell. Apple quality is a myth.

    11. Re:Remember kids! by BurntNickel · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much true.

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    12. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, anecdotes, anecdotes.

      I've been buying Macs since the original 1984 Mac (and I was buying Apple II's before that).

      Never had a single problem with any of the 10 mac's I've owned except:

      1) bondi blue iMac's flyback transformer (for the video) went POP during a thunderstorm. Cost to fix once I tracked down the model of transformer: $70 + an afternoon with the soldering iron (I'm an EE)

      2) early slot-loading iMac's mouse cable "broke" inside, so that if you bent the cable the right way, it wouldn't work. Cost to fix: Free (called apple, explained the problem, got a new mouse in the mail later in the week.. I didn't have to send the old one back, and the guy didn't ask me a bunch of stupid questions: "please reboot, reinstall the OS, etc...")

      My 17" PB is an absolute dream for instance. I love the way the screen comes OH SO CLOSE to the keys when you close the lid and squeeze it, but never touches it. Talk about tight tolerances!

      So if you've had problems with your Macs, sorry, but your experience is just one data point (as is mine, of course).

    13. Re:Remember kids! by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      Oh how I love anecdotal evidence.

      You must have really shitty luck to have two Macs fail within a month of purchase. You also have a shitty repair shop - a Mac repair should consist of calling Apple, asking for a box, and waiting a few days for turnaround.

      I'm not even going to touch your x86 means better resolution comment

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    14. Re:Remember kids! by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 1

      I'm not even going to touch your x86 means better resolution comment

      LOL. Why not? The highend Apple powerbook tops out at 1440x900 which is below what's possible and common* in the x86 world.

      *by common I mean that higher resolutions are not exclusive to ultra highend machines.

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    15. Re:Remember kids! by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between saying your x86 machine has a better resolution than Apple's current offerings and saying Dell offers better resolution.

      The former implies that Apple's resolution is weaker because they aren't using x86 chips

      Powerbooks are about due for an upgrade though, the 17" has been at the same resolution since its inception IIRC

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  15. Uses Intel's New Chipset by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Funny

    The massive laptop is actually part of a new chipset design by Intel - with the success of the small and light Centrino design, Intel wants to persue the larger laptop market as well. The new chipset, the Overcompenson is expected to do well among groups that purchase expensive sports cars, Hummer H2s, and respond positively to Enzyte commercials.

    1. Re:Uses Intel's New Chipset by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Sorry about your penis. Nice laptop, though.

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    2. Re:Uses Intel's New Chipset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay! A penis joke without the use of the word penis. Bravo! People around here should be taking notes.

  16. So..? by doctorjay · · Score: 1, Funny

    I got a 19" Laptop.... IN MY PANTS!

    1. Re:So..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the good doctor woke up, the sheets were all sticky and the cat ran away from home.

    2. Re:So..? by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      You're measuring with the wrong side of the ruler, that's cm not inches.

  17. wow by mattmentecky · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Slashdot...a website crawling with fat nerds making a FAT JOKE...the irony here is...very thick.

    1. Re:wow by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      You should how thick the irony is when an article about sex gets posted!

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    2. Re:wow by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      Thick. Hee hee.

  18. Re:f(x) = wit / 2? wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you must post comments critiquing a story's jokes, could you at least make sure they're funny?

  19. Ha by sammykrupa · · Score: 1
    hunchback-time

    You got THAT right!

  20. I for one... by GreasyBloater · · Score: 0, Redundant

    welcome our new Dell 19" laptop overlords.

    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I for one welcome our new Dell 19" laptop overlords.
      I think /. needs a new moderation category: (-1: Not funny)
    2. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one would moderate you funny if I had Mod points. I think this may be the funniest comment so far in this story... and being funny doesn't make it not true...

  21. It just all sounds... a little silly. by baryon351 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a friend's prediction of 2007's Powerbook 30"

    1. Re:It just all sounds... a little silly. by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      pwned!

      You're shit's gone down man!

  22. Too big by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TGIK got rid of his 17" powerbook after a few months. It was too damned big. It was no longer a convieniently portible device. it was a mobile workstation.

    I think it's awesome that tech has come to the point of making machines like this. But how long is it before more people that don't need/want/know how to upgrade their machiens have these instead of real desktops at thier desk, in mass numbers? Think how much easier in a corporate environment it would be to move someone from one cubical to another, if all they had was a 'laptop' and personal effects!



    1. Re:Too big by Malc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It'll be upgradable in the common ways that most "real" deskstops are. In a corporate environment, the most common upgrades are memory and diskspace.

      I have a Dell M60 laptop, which I use as instead of a desktop. I work from home for an office the other side of the country. Therefore this thing spends most of its life docked, but I can take it with me if I want to work somewhere else, or I can take it to the office on my occasional visits. I don't need ultra portability and this new machine would certainly appeal to me.

    2. Re:Too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dbaker still has his.

    3. Re:Too big by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      Actually, the 17" Powerbook is the only big laptop I can stand. Why? Because Apple actually put some effort into the design. Compare a 17" Powerbook to any 17" x86 laptop out there, and you'll notice that the Powerbook is much smaller. It's thinner too--hell, it's even thinner than my 14" thin-and-light Toshiba.

      It also weighs less than most 17" x86 laptops. Try lifting one...it's only about 6-7 pounds or so, which is light for a 17" laptop. I say "or so" because I just compared one to my laptop, which weighs just under 5 pounds, and the Powerbook was only slightly heavier.

      Granted, if I were getting an Apple, I'd probably get a 12" Powerbook instead, but I'd gladly take a 17" Powerbook over any other 17" laptop any day.

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    4. Re:Too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, if I wanted a laptop for upgradability, I'd go buy This.

      Dual processors, 16GB Ram, RAID, full length 64 bit PCI slot, all wrapped up in a mammoth laptop case with a 17" screen.

    5. Re:Too big by Shag · · Score: 1

      The 17" PowerBook weighs in at, if I recall, 6.9 pounds. And that's counting the battery and both spindles, since it doesn't have a drive bay. The lightest 17" PC notebook I've seen is something on the order of 7.85 pounds, and most are heavier still - heck, there are 15" PC notebooks out there that weigh in at more than a 17" PowerBook. A 17" Dell is likely somewhere over 8 pounds.

      A 19" screen is about 23% larger in area than a 17" screen, so a laptop would probably be about 23% wider and deeper as well, though the thickness might be kept the same. Assuming laptops of uniform density (but not, sad to say, spherical ones!) it would thus weigh about 23% more as well.

      So a 19" PowerBook might weigh about 8.48 pounds - which is probably about what a 17" Dell weighs. And a 19" Dell might weigh about 9.5-10.5 pounds.

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    6. Re:Too big by Shag · · Score: 1

      Erm.

      I meant "11% wider and 11% deeper, for a total increase in top-side area when closed of 23%." Just in case anyone else noticed that.

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  23. pretty big by moz25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a 15.4" widescreen (dell) laptop. That's more or less the ideal size if you're going to carry it around all day. I found the 17" version too big to use. The nice thing about their screens, though, is that they offer high resolution screens (like 1680x1050), while many other manufacturers are stuck in the 1024x768 range.

    1. Re:pretty big by Jac_no_k · · Score: 1

      I just got a Inspiron 8600 (15.4" screen) and the native resolution on the LCD is 1920x1600. Very nice for coding. Half Life 2 recognizes this by offering a 16:10 formatted view.

    2. Re:pretty big by moz25 · · Score: 1

      Cool, mine is the Inspiron 8600 too. You have the WUXGA variant apparently. I took WSXGA. I'm pretty content with the screen.

    3. Re:pretty big by theendlessnow · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I too own a 15.4" widescreen laptop from Dell... but it has 1920x1200 resolution. Very nice and yet still mostly portable.

      The 17" versions are huge.. 19" !! ridiculous.

      Soon laptop bags will become laptop carts if things continue this direction.

      Maybe the next generation 52" "laptops" will come with self propelled cases.

    4. Re:pretty big by Surt · · Score: 1

      I have the 9300 with 17" widescreen 1920x1200 ... it's fantastic for programming. It's definitely heavier than i'd like, but in no way too big.

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    5. Re:pretty big by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Some people don't want to lug it around all day. I would like to move my system around once in three months, and use it as a regular desktop otherwise.

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  24. Designed for Marlon Brando... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Designed for Marlon Brando... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tee hee. I used to live in her lap.

  25. a voice of reason here? by PONA-Boy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the idea of a "laptop" or "notebook PC" was so that it was portable.

    Isn't this sort of thing the reason docking stations were invented? portability for on-the-go and a way to simulate a regular desktop when you are in the office?? I mean, reallly!!

    -PONA-

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    1. Re:a voice of reason here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is portable...that is if you're not a pathetic weakling. quit yer bitchin. start lifting some weights and drink a protien shake or two a day. Maybe by the time this comes out, you'll be up to average strength and can carry it.

    2. Re:a voice of reason here? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      The arguement is that its occasional portabilty. Move it from your desk to the occasional meeting down the hall etc.

      Personally I think people who buy these things almost never move them off their desk. Its mostly just a space issue and looking cool.

      I had an Alienware gaming laptop, great piece of hardware but I never took it anyway except the occasional Lan party, because it weighed almost 9 lbs and sounded like a jet engiine. After about a year I finally gave into common sense and sold it on Ebay for about 1/2 what I paid for it and bought me a decent refurbed system with twice the power and a Radeon 9800.

      I'll hold out for a wearable gargoyle rig with HUD before I venture into the portable market again.

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    3. Re:a voice of reason here? by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I thought the idea of a "laptop" or "notebook PC" was so that it was portable.

      There's portable, and then there's portable, and then there's portable. My prediction is that it's the average-sized laptops (14.something-inch display) that will eventually fall by the wayside, because they're a poor compromise. They're not portable enough to use while standing in line, for instance. You can't balance the thing on one knee, either. And the keyboard isn't suitable for prolonged typing sessions. And you have very little screen real-estate. It is good for some things, but a subnotebook in the 9-inch range is almost as good for most of those purposes.

      If you're going to need to sit down and set the thing up on a table to use it anyway, you might as well use a 17"+ model, especially if the weight-to-diagonal ratio keeps dropping. Among other things, this gives you a full-size keyboard, so that you can touch-type and not need reconstructive surgery on your hands as a result. But it's *way* more conveniently portable than most desktops. For trips, you can easily pick the thing up, toss it in the car, and use it in the hotel when you get there. College students can take it home for the weekend. There's no rat's nest of cables to plug and unplug (with the accompanying end-user concern about getting things hooked back up correctly). Also, it's not so heavy that a small woman would be afraid she'd drop it (a common concern with moving desktop systems).

      There are still going to be some niches that the 14-15" laptop would still fill. It would fit on an airplane tray table, for instance, so people who fly a lot might want one for that. But for most people I would expect either a larger or a smaller option to be preferable, depending on their needs. Indeed, some people mind decide they want both, a 19"+ portable desktop replacement that they can carry into hotels and things and use at any table or desk, and an 8"-or-so subnotebook that they can carry in a large pocket and hold on an open palm in a pinch while hunt-and-peck typing with the other hand (or use a stylus or whatever). Plus maybe also a tiny model that also has a cellphone feature or can be worn as a wristwatch, for very simple on-the-fly tasks that don't require a lot of I/O. (Remember the calculator wristwatches that were popular in the 1980s? Imagine one that can also look up weather and stock quotes and stuff on the web, sync with your appointments calculator, and beep at you when you have an appointment coming up.)

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    4. Re:a voice of reason here? by 2short · · Score: 1

      I want to simulate a regular desktop when I'm NOT in the office.
      Obviously, people who carry their laptop around all day, and/or travel constantly probably won't want this. It will not, as some posters have suggested, be a status symbol for CEOs. The status symbol there is the tiniest, lightest machine.
      This is for people for whom "laptop" is not actually accurate. I never use mine on my lap anyway, and I go on one trip a year where I take it along. I move it around to different parts of my house all the time, but I'm thinking it's unlikely to be so heavy that I can't handle that. I've particularly noticed that a lot of non-geeks like laptops as home computers, because they want to use them wherever they feel like it.
      In short, this is a portable desktop computer; which I see plenty of market for. Don't compare it's portability to smaller laptops. Compare it's portability to desktops.

    5. Re:a voice of reason here? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      That's why there's a whole category of notebooks labelled "Desktop replacements".

      It would help if sellers clearly differenciated between the different markets (as they are starting to do).

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    6. Re:a voice of reason here? by rmm4pi8 · · Score: 1

      I think laptops in the 14-15" range will continue to exist because they appeal strongly to many of the major laptop constituencies. Road warriors, who drive much new laptop development, like them because they're reasonably light, fit in airline spaces, and have decent battery life, but have big enough screens and keyboards to work productively. Also, despite attending a university where cost is no object for most students, almost all laptops I see are of the 14-15" variety, because who wants to drag a 17-19" monster to class, starbucks, or the library? Yet at the same time, if you're taking notes every day in class, you want a laptop with a usably sized keyboard.

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  26. Heavy now was light way back when by WillAdams · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I bought my first laptop, a GRiDCase III Plus, it was ten and a half pounds, and was a featherweight compared to the ~30lb. luggables then available (Compaq, Otrona, &c.)

    Apple even had a carrying case for the 128K Mac when it first came out, which tradition is carried on in:

    http://eshop.macsales.com/item/LTA%20Projects/ILUG GERBLK/

    And there's even one for the Mac Mini:

    http://www.tombihn.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Scre en=PROD&Product_Code=TB0351

    The thing I'm faintly surprised / disappointed at is that no one has mad a combination carrying case and battery pack for a Mac Mini _and_ Wacom Cintiq (LCD integrated w/ a graphics tablet) which would get one a Tablet Mac w/o waiting for Apple to build one.

    William

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    1. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I bought my first laptop, a GRiDCase III Plus, it was ten and a half pounds, and was a featherweight compared to the ~30lb. luggables then available (Compaq, Otrona, &c.)

      I used to have to lug, in addition to my standard 70 pound pack, either a Pjunjar (portable drill for emplacing explosives in rock faces) or a GRiD mil computer, plus a 15 pound FN C2 with a 15 pound ammo chest pack for the 7.62 mm rounds.

      Up mountains. In winter and in freezing rain. For weeks and months. Silently. Sometimes helping up others who slipped before they went over the cliff faces.

      Don't get me started, this is sooooooo slack.

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    2. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Wacom Cintiq (LCD integrated w/ a graphics tablet)

      I can't believe they manage to continue selling these things now that tablet PCs cost less than half as much and actually include, you know, a computer...

    3. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      The Cintiqs have the same digitizer technology as Intuos tablets --- Tablet PC systems use Wacom UD technology I think it is, so no tilt, rotation &c. They're also available in larger sizes than Tablet PCs, w/ higher resolution and have a wider viewing angle than most Tablets.

      Also, when one replaces a Tablet PC to update the processor, one has to get an all new unit --- a Cintiq can be left on one's desk, and the CPU replaced.

      There was a very interesting overview and cost-benefit analysis contrasting the twain at http://www.tabletpcbuzz.com/ in the forums there a while back.

      William

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    4. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by Momoru · · Score: 1

      It probably seemed all the heavier considering you had to lug it through 15 feet of snow to school in your barefeet, and it was uphill both ways!

    5. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by sootman · · Score: 1

      "The thing I'm faintly surprised / disappointed at is that no one has mad a combination carrying case and battery pack for a Mac Mini _and_ Wacom Cintiq..."

      Maybe because Cintiq's are, like, almost two grand? I know a few companies that have them but not many people. Even the guy who draws Penny Arcade uses a 12x18" screenless Wacom tablet.

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    6. Re:Heavy now was light way back when by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      Uphill. Both ways. In the snow. Barefoot.

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  27. Portable? by raider_red · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Dell's going by the military's definition of "portable" which is any piece of equipment that can be moved by two soldiers. It's also sometimes used to refer to any piece of equipment that can be moved by a HMMT. You know, like a portable PATRIOT launcher.

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    1. Re:Portable? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      You don't remember the first Compaq or IBM portable computers do you?

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    2. Re:Portable? by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gotta love the old (and all too true) joke.

      "Man portable device does not specify how many men"

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    3. Re:Portable? by raider_red · · Score: 1

      I think I was six when those first came out. They were bigger than I was.

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  28. Ah yes by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... the luggable is back.

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  29. Laptops? Bah! by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    You young 'uns and your fancy schmancy "laptops". Us real men work good, old-fashioned desktops off our laps.

    Nothing builds character like a heavy duty Sun workstation carefully balanced on one's lap. To say nothing of more resilient balls.

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    1. Re:Laptops? Bah! by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      'Course, you could always go the route of this guy....

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    2. Re:Laptops? Bah! by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Nothing builds character like a heavy duty Sun workstation carefully balanced on one's lap. To say nothing of more resilient balls.

      You know what's heavy? A PowerMac G5. I went from a lightweight aluminum case PC system to a PowerMac G5 and I grunted the first time I picked it up. What do they put in there, bricks? My PC was less than 15 pounds but the PowerMac feels more like 40.

    3. Re:Laptops? Bah! by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      My PC was less than 15 pounds but the PowerMac feels more like 40.

      Actually... you're just about spot on:

      From Apple.com:

      Weight: Single-processor configuration, 36 pounds (16.4 kg); dual-processor configuration, 44.4 pounds (20.2 kg) (5)

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  30. Who wants a laptop that big? by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

    Seriously. What use is there for a monster like that? If you want something like that, just get a desktop.

    I, for one, am happy with my thin and light Centrino notebook. It's weighs 4.9 pounds, is 12 inches wide, 10 inches deep, and 1 inch tall, with a 14.1" XGA screen. It's incredibly portable...I carry it with me most places I go, it fits nicely on my lap, I can hand it off to someone to show them something on the screen. I can't do any of those with a DTR brick.

    I was somewhat skittish about buying a machine with an Intel processor (part of the reason why I started looking at it in the first place is that the only notebooks with an AMD processor and decent specs were DTR bricks), but my fears were unfounded--I have to say that this machine is perfect. It even runs Linux like a dream.

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    1. Re:Who wants a laptop that big? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would definitely be into a 19" portable if it was an AMD 64X2 and had an option for good graphics chipset w/ @ least 128 MB of dedicated RAM and 1600x1200 or greater resolution.

      It would probably spend 80% of the time as my secondary desktop system that I leave on fulltime for web browsing/net monitoring/ssh & rdp sessions/etc. and about 20% of the time as my mobile desktop/entertainment center for the rare occassions where I need to travel for work or am on vacation.

      I don't think I would ever spend more than $1500 on a laptop so I will never own one unless work gets extremely generous.

    2. Re:Who wants a laptop that big? by alta · · Score: 1

      Since you asked, I would want it.

      At work, I use a machine with 2 20" sony CRT's and a 15" Dell LCD)It works great, work area on one screen, pallets and toolbars on the other, results on the 3rd (Photoshop and dreamweaver)

      I also work at home, and don't have an office. We have a small computer desk, with just one screen, the kids are constantly pulling on it or otherwise messing it up. If I could replace it with this laptop, I could put it away when I wasn't using it, and not have to worry about the kids. I'd set it on the kitchen table, or on my LAP on the couch. I don't need to drag it around much, so I don't care how big it is. Hell, gimme a 21"

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    3. Re:Who wants a laptop that big? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Me, so long as the resolution is higher than 1920x1200. Want a dual core processor in it, too. Very valuable for photo editing on the road.

      Not everyone values small size in a notebook. Some require high function and are willing to tolerate a luggable.

    4. Re:Who wants a laptop that big? by Jisakiel · · Score: 1

      Allow me to make one question. Why the h**l would you need a DUAL amd64 for a secondary desktop which is going to be most of the time doing web browsing and ssh??? Goddamn, I think that with any P3-800 you'd have the power needed... Maybe some Dothan Pentium-M to allow it to run confortably any multimedia application could be enough, couldn't it?

      And, as you say, for some ocasional travel or vacation... I guess you can survive without Far Cry or Doom3 (come on, doom 3 on a sunny beach? LOL). Maybe Quake3 is enough? Or even nethack :D.

      Anyway with 1600x1200 a lot of webpages are going to display pretty weirdly (I swear, I do 1280x1024 myself).

    5. Re:Who wants a laptop that big? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want a dual core Athlon64 so I can render 3DStudio Max and Maia scenes while batch processing 100 32MB texture files in Photoshop CS and ripping Sonic Youth's complete discography to mp3 and still be able pull up high quality porn while I'm wasting time in my hotel room ;) I also have a feeling that the Athlon 64x2 Mobile (if one is ever available) will wind up spanking a P4 mobile in power consumption and am genereally partial to AMD processors ever since the Slot A Athlons came out.

      Funny you should mention a P3 800 being able to do all the things that I mention I use my current laptop for, as that is exactly what my current laptop has under the hood, and it runs ass slow with more than 3 Firefox tabs, Sniffer or Ethereal, and iTunes up (CPU averaging around 75 - 80% utilization, spiking to 100% quite frequently). Also, last time I checked, no one makes P3 800 laptops with 19" displays and it would be kinda short sighted and stupid to buy one at this point if they did.

      I can and do survive currently without games more advanced than Civ III Conquests or Fallout 2 on business trip and vacations (I don't even bother with the laptop when on vacation at this point). That doesn't mean I want to. Considering my current laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive or a video chipset that can even handle low bitrate VCDs stretched to 800x600 with a few RDP sessions and VPN running without jittering, an upgrade would be really nice.

      I have no idea what your talking about w/ webpages looking funny in 1600x1200, my POS laptop is the only thing I currently run at less than that resolution and I haven't noticed any weirdness with any site I've visited since the late '90s.

  31. Bah! This is small potatoes! by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, I used to carry around a big-arse artist's portfolio case with a three-foot wide drafting board and giant pads to do design sketches back in high school and the total weight was close to thirty pounds with everything in the case.

    Someone makes a three-foot wide laptop with screen to match, I am soooo there. Full size keyboard, graphics tablet, and folding joystick right in front of me, big-arse 32" or so screen in front of me, maybe even fold-out flat speakers. How is this too big? I'm sick of chiclet keyboards, undersized screens, cramming all that power into too small a space and creating an upside down hot plate to scortch my crotch with.

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  32. I claim patent for solar cell cover by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    to power the laptop.

    Cool, now try to patent that ...

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  33. Proposed name by chiph · · Score: 1

    The new Dell Hernia laptop!

    Chip H.

  34. The problem with miniturazation... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful


    This recent development underscores the main problem with miniturazation...that while we can continue to make things smaller and smaller, their interfaces (input - keyboard/mouse, output - screen/speakers) must remain large enough to be useful, and the larger, the better. Even if you totally discount other problems like removable data storage, the main problem of user interfaces will continue to stand in the way of true miniaturization.

    I'm wondering why we haven't seen a laptop marketed with a roll-up keyboard, fingertip mouse, and VR glasses? Freed of these constraints, the actual laptop could easily be made small enough to be wearable.

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    1. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      You've been reading Snow Crash again recently, haven't you? =]

      I'd want one of the computers, but more for the enhanced vision capabilites. heh

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    2. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      No, actually, I made the above post in all seriousness (although Snow Crash did rock SO hard, it gave me cancer, and then spontaneously cured me of said cancer, just to prove its awesomeness). ;)

      Seriously, when are we going to see decent, reasonably priced VR glasses/goggles? I'd pick up a set in a second, if they were available. Anyone out there with any info on this subject?

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    3. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by onetwentyone · · Score: 1

      There is a comfort factor in having a laptop with, at least, a comprablely sized keyboard. People like to work on things that are familiar to them and, speaking only for myself, I've worked on laptops with some dinky keyboards and I can't say I liked it. I don't have the largest hands but constantly bumping fingers and missing keys steered me clear away from such devices.

      VR glasses would be rather nifty but we're talking battery life here. If you're doing real work (and not just typing), any given laptop is gonna last you 2 hours tops.

    4. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Informative

      They haven't been pushed together afaik, but they all of course can be gotten seperately.

      Interactive Imaging Systems used to have two different displays. One was basically a VGA sort of output to a mini-screen you had to look inside a viewport to see and it appeared to the user like a 30" screen or so. But it was like using one of those old porno peep loop machines in the back of an arcade. They also currently have this lineup although they've pulled the vaporhardware thing before. Like with the aforementioned peep screen.

      Finger-ring trackballs are rarely seen, though TigerDirect was once carrying them and a local library issued them to their librarians' workstations. Only time I've seen them really.

      Fold up keyboards have been around a while.

      Like you, I just haven't seen anyone package everything together. Though Xybernaut still sends me amazing amounts of press releases about their products which I know of no one first hand using.

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    5. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by gkuz · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering why we haven't seen a laptop marketed with a roll-up keyboard, fingertip mouse, and VR glasses?

      Uh, because most people would rather not look like a dork?

    6. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Japanese market has a number of miniature laptop out there. The big factor is that making the kayboard smaller reduces the market for a given laptop in the US, where SUVs are big trucks are, alas, all too common.

      Check out dynamism.com for a bunch of laptops smaller than anything you'll find in the US.

    7. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by bigsimes · · Score: 1

      A roll up keyboard (somebody has created one which projects onto a surface which works) and the rest of it would be cool, but you would need to build comms and storage into it to do anything useful.

    8. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by kettch · · Score: 1

      I would be happy if the large notebooks (17 and now 19 inches) would actually use a larger size keyboard. We have all of the space, but these little tiny laptop keyboards with 3 or more inches of empty space on either side. It doesn't have to be a full 104 key keyboard, just maybe something a little more spread out. Perhaps they could use some of that room to put the keys in something resembling a familiar layout.

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    9. Re:The problem with miniturazation... by sootman · · Score: 1

      Hey TMM, were you in the john or something? Your post is, like, halfway down the screen. :-)

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  35. Past the ideal size by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    I think the ideal size for a laptop is the 15" Powerbook (or the 12" iBook/Powerbook if you want extra portability).

    The 17" one is just too big for daily use, and is more suited as a mobile desktop as people have mentioned.

    This 19" thing is going to be huge. It's just a desktop with a handle.

    There's no doubt it will be a pile of plasticy crap too - I've yet to see a PC laptop that doesn't look cheap and tacky. Even the fancy Sny Vaios (which also carry the hefty price premium) look cheap.

    1. Re:Past the ideal size by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >This 19" thing is going to be huge. It's just a
      >desktop with a handle.

      I think there's a market for that.
      I'd like to have seen this Dell have that monitor be a detachable, free standing thing. With a handle, sure. Why not? Compare it to, say, a micro-ATX box and a monitor. What's more portable?

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    2. Re:Past the ideal size by avalys · · Score: 1

      There's no doubt it will be a pile of plasticy crap too - I've yet to see a PC laptop that doesn't look cheap and tacky. Even the fancy Sny Vaios (which also carry the hefty price premium) look cheap.
      Ever seen an IBM Thinkpad? Their build quality is better than a Powerbook's.

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    3. Re:Past the ideal size by computerme · · Score: 1

      I guess you have not seen a powerbook because your statement is just false.

    4. Re:Past the ideal size by avalys · · Score: 1

      Right in front of me, I have a ten-month-old 15" Aluminum Powerbook and a six-month-old Thinkpad T42p. I use both of them every day.

      I would be in heaven if I could run Mac OS X on the Thinkpad. The Powerbook may look pretty, but the Thinkpad is better-engineered and better-built.

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    5. Re:Past the ideal size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, but I will say that the Thinkpad is the only x86 laptop where I can see where you're coming from when you say that.

      Admittedly I'm going off the old Titanium Powerbooks. I don't know what changes were made when they went Aluminum.

    6. Re:Past the ideal size by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I've seen (and repaired) plenty of Thinkpads from the inside and outside. I agree they have great build quality, akin to that of a tank in some respects, but they're no match for the Powerbook and iBook visually. More of a tatse thing I guess, but that's how I see it.

      Thinkpads look the same as most other PC laptops. I didn't comment on whether they actually /were/ cheap and nasty, just that they looked it.

      If I was forced to use a PC laptop, I'd be looking at IBM.

    7. Re:Past the ideal size by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Well, I had a Toshiba Dynabook not long ago. Small, paperthin, with a silvery aluminium finish. Nice indeed.

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  36. is it really a laptop? by tont0r · · Score: 1

    i mean, come on. with 19 inches, you are going to be large as hell and heavy as hell, after you factor in the battery its going to need. it really should just be considered more of a 'mobile desktop' rather than a 'laptop'. people hate carrying around 10lbs laptops. wonder what that will weight.

  37. What's wrong with it? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think that this is the greatest notebook to ever hit the market. Not only would you be able to get crystal-clear viewing of any movie you'd care to watch on the road, but your eyes wouldn't be damaged and you would get quite the workout! I, for one, am all for it.

    Sincerely, the American Association of Chiropractors.

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    1. Re:What's wrong with it? by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

      "What's wrong with it?" Well its a Dell namely... Maybe its just me but if you are gonna spend the money on a high end laptop you should go Alienware over Dell because its 1. A better product and 2. Usually significantly cheaper for a better mobo/chipset, cpu, vid card....

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    2. Re:What's wrong with it? by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      your eyes wouldn't be damaged

      That's a load of superstitious BS. You can't *damage* your eyes by using them as intended. You can *strain* then muscles connected to each lens, iris and the eyeballs themselves but this is only a form of fatigue and cannot result in damage.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with it? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      You know it was a joke, right? An homage to spurous product endorsements by various non-related groups?

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  38. Desktop Replacement by Beuno · · Score: 1

    There is such a thing as a "Desktop Replacement" market segment. I personally use my laptop as a Desktop PC all day hooked up to a 19" monitor and an ergonomic keyboard. At the end of the day I unplug it and take it home. I have my PC everywhere.

  39. Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by the_mutha · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Its obvious these laptops would be intended as desktop replacements.

    Think about it, in the PC world of today people:
    • don't have much space
    • want a computer they can move arround not just in their homes
    • want a computer that doesn't have 1000 cables connected to it
    • want an elegant and compact design (none of those plastic mod cases with ugly neon all over)
    • want a large screen

    A laptop with a 19" would fit perfectly here. Remember, Dell isn't where it is because its dumb. It does its research, and if its coming up with a 19" laptop, its because there is a market for it. Don't be fooled, airplane junkies won't be using this kind of laptop, they'll want something ultra compact with a long battery life.
  40. carrying case by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    I hope they make a carrying case better then what Toshiba has. I bought the Nylon extra large carrying backpack for my Toshiba s901 (and now for my dell 9100) each of which as a large honkin monitor. The straps are broken. THese things are heavy, and I am lucky if i get an hour to an hour and a half of battary life (running low demanding apps). But its well worth it when I can go to my friends and play all of my fav computer games (i.e. CS). It is also well worth it when I can do Flash designing on it without any probs. There will be a market for these - especially designers who are on the go.

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  41. Re:Not a Laptop, but a status symbol for m0r0ns by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Excuse me, mind if I take over some of your very limited personal space?"

    "No, mind if my baby pukes on you keyboard?"


    It's especially fun to recline your seat when someone has one of those open behind you and is going on about how important he is.

    Crunch.

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  42. It's called "exercise" by DogDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody is screaming about 19" being "too big". Am I the only member of Slashdot who can lift something heavier than a book? I mean, Jezus people... if you're too wimpy to carry around a tiny little thing like this, get yourself to a gym (or a doctor) immediately. I, for one, would *love* to get a few of these things if I could justify the $$.

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    1. Re:It's called "exercise" by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Uh, it's about portability, which encompasses more than just raw weight. Try opening that monster on a plane, even in business class (don't even bother in coach). Try picking it up and out of your bag for a quick note jot when you have a few minutes between meetings while you're waiting for a coworker in a lobby. Try placing it on a tiny round coffee shop table or lunch bar. Try pulling this thing out when you're running statistics in the lower hull of a huge tanker and your only "desk" is a steam pipe.

      I don't know about you, but where I use my laptop is never an ideal space - the smaller the machine, the better. If none of these things are problems for you, more power to you, but this thing is treading "desktop replacement" territory, NOT portable machine. Your experience may be with using a "laptop" mostly at a desk, or just bringing one to and from work. My experience (and most road warriors I know) are lucky if we have something as ideal as a desk to use.

    2. Re:It's called "exercise" by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Okay, He-Man, *YOU* lug this thing around (probably well over 10 pounds) with the AC adapter, cables, bag, and everything else you need to take with you. I guarantee your shoulders will be hurting, while everyone around you with a 15" laptop will be much more comfortable.

      And when they get home, they'll plug into the 20" LCD they bought with the savings.

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    3. Re:It's called "exercise" by Retric · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you use it. My 5'2" sister loves her 17" dell laptop. It let's her curl up in bed or while she is sunning her self outside as apposed to just using it at her desk. Basically she likes the continence of working wherever she feels like and was more than happy to trade off that vs. using her 9 month old 19" Sony flat screen. (Well, the flat screen is mine now hehe.)

      I don't know if she would want a 19" laptop but I don't think an extra 2" is going to make a big difference in how she uses it. Yea the 17" screen looks huge, but it's not vary heavy and it balances just fine on her lap so I think she could use a 19" laptop as long as the weight did not go up much.

      PS: Yea, I am a little sickened by how much teck my 14-year-old sister has, but such is life.

    4. Re:It's called "exercise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously missed the point of everything the parent of your point said. He/she uses it for actual portable work. Your sister does not.

  43. Portable vs. Transportable by alewar · · Score: 1

    That isn't a portable computer, but more a transportable one!!

    1. Re:Portable vs. Transportable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never heard of portable steam engines....

  44. I'm Excited by turbopunk · · Score: 1

    The biggest reason i haven't ever gotten a laptop is the keyboard layout. i've been using a standard qwerty keyboard for so long that i always get flustered whenever i try to find a control key on a laptop.

    Hopefully, Dell can use this as an excuse to put a full keyboard on a laptop. i'm sure you could get plenty of new sales for that fact alone.

    For the record, before everyone trolls me about it, yes, i know you can put a ps2 or usb keyboard on a laptop. It just kinda defeats the portability issue . . .

    1. Re:I'm Excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ctrl:swapcaps

    2. Re:I'm Excited by Faterson · · Score: 1

      The biggest reason i haven't ever gotten a laptop is the keyboard layout. i've been using a standard qwerty keyboard for so long that i always get flustered whenever i try to find a control key on a laptop.

      My no doubt lowest-end notebook Acer Aspire 1353LC sports a full-size keyboard, though it's just a 15" machine. Apart from the missing numeric keypad, every key is perfectly placed. You're right it's rare to find decent keyboard layouts; beside the Acer I've only seen a few HP notebook keyboard layouts that were tolerable. Even Acer's own parallel Travelmate line is deficient in this regard.

      The two tell-tale signs for determining whether a laptop offers full-size keyboard: there must be three (not just two) keys to the right of the L key, and there must two keys (to the right and to the left), not just one key, below the A key. Most laptop keyboards (and even many standalone keyboards) fail this test.

    3. Re:I'm Excited by turbopunk · · Score: 1

      i am a big fan of the numeric keypad, and i use it quite often. i've always been surprised by the number of people who do not use it. It is one of my two biggest factors in a keyboard. i must have a numeric keyboard, and the keyboard must not that the power management buttons. This is espicially true if the power management bottons are placed where real keys are normally placed. i've almost powered off a computer on several occations trying to hit the delete or insert key.

      i know all the correct keyboard shortcuts for all the Windows keys, et al. Those can be lived without. However, i've been using a standard qwerty keyboard since the early mid 80s. i use all the keys . . .

      Of course, i REALLY wish someone would standardize the damn \ key. It belongs above CR, not to the right of right shitf, or any other whacked out playe you think might be better to place it.

  45. Diminishing returns by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
    At what point does putting a larger LCD in a portable stop making sense and just putting a projector (e.g. DLP) in the portable start making sense? Seriously, if you want a large display, just carry around a roll-up movie screen! Plus in airplanes you could just project onto the seatback in front of you...

    Much smaller, lighter notebook. Ok, power consumption of projector would suck.

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  46. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    "Dell ain't dumb."

    You've obviously never dealt with their customer service dept.

  47. Nah, typical males. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everybody is screaming about 19" being "too big".

    This is Slashdot, a predominantly male-oriented site. Guys are used to screaming "too big!" at any mention of something larger then 6".

  48. So you're the dickhead who does that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like you should be given a parachute and a Greyhound ticket and told to continue their vacation another way.

    1. Re:So you're the dickhead who does that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Perhaps you should keep your yap shut. We don't care about your job, or how important you think you are in your little kingdom.

    2. Re:So you're the dickhead who does that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or am I seeing two peas in a pod arguing about how retarded they both are? You're both fucking stupid. No one cares how important GP is, and no one cares how unimportant you think GP is. People can talk and act however they want. You can ignore them too. Opening your mouth makes you just as bad as they are. And just as bad as I am.

  49. What's with the Apple obssession by geekee · · Score: 1

    "Maybe if Apple would put a keyboard-containing lid (and a briefcase-style handle) on the 20" iMac, a market for car-battery backpacks would emerge."

    Can't post a story about Dell without mentioning Apple?

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    1. Re:What's with the Apple obssession by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      "Can't post a story about Dell without mentioning Apple?"

      Can't Dell create a product that isn't a poor-mans Apple?

      Besides, we all know Mike Dell has constant Steve envy.

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    2. Re:What's with the Apple obssession by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Hardly. Sam Walton maybe. Michael Dell's success makes a laughingstock of Steve Jobs.

      Dell doesn't give a rat's ass about Apple. Their product lines bear little resemblence.

    3. Re:What's with the Apple obssession by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      No way! Dell practically copies Apple's every move! I don't know where to start. Read As The Apple Turns sometime. If Apple does it, Dell will most likely release a copy-cat that misses the point and has terrible usability. Dell-DJ? Dells laughable music store? Lets put color on our Dell cases!

      And really, Mike Dell, albiet extremly succesful financially, has no where the legacy Jobs will have. Jobs has more than enough money and has been involved with so much of what is important with modern computing. That whole PC revolution thing, GUI revolution thing, NeXT and revitilizing Apple Computer with products like the iPod, iTunes Music Store, iMac, etc.

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    4. Re:What's with the Apple obssession by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      "Their product lines bear little resemblence." ..try as they might.

  50. The PC version of an iMac? by Shivetya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    PC (read:Windows) have not had much success with alternative form factors whereas Apple has done pretty well.

    So, with a 17" and now a 19" version perhaps this is how the PC market emulates the iMac.

    I could see leaving one of these on the desk without having ANY intention of taking it anywhere.

    With USB thumb drives getting bigger and bigger it won't be long before I can take my desktop home without lugging the PC!

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  51. Why? by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    What is the point of a lap top this big?

    1. Re:Why? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > What is the point of a lap top this big?

      To have a portable computer that is decently powerful and has built-in video sufficient for presentations and/or entertainment?

      So if the alternative is lugging around a 20" LCD in a road case together with a smaller laptop, this might look like a pretty good deal.

      I know lots of people who carry projectors and so on. Why not a 20" portable? When you call it a "lap top" you frame it to sound unreasonable. You don't really operate it on your lap. If lightweight portability, and a form factor that works well when sitting at airport terminals and so on, is important, then there are plenty of other products to fit those requirements.

      But if you really want a big integrated screen, here's something for you.

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  52. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the Dell XPS Gen 2 and although not thin and light, it is pretty comfortable to lug around in the XPS backpack. I got it for its gaming and development capability, of which it excels in both. If there was a 19" version of if available today I probably would have gone with it.

  53. A tablet for artists? (with touch screen) by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Hear me out on this. I doubt they will do this since Dell it's a little too creative for Dell's business model, but imagine if this were marketed as a tablet pc aimed at artists/engineers. With a stylus and high rez touch sensitive screen you now have a decent sized portable system which I would think would be very useful for graphic artists. It's large enough to work comfortably on but also reasonably portable (if a bit heavy). It should be possible to cram a LOT of batteries into it to keep the battery life respectable.

    Possibly good for CAD work too for engineers who need a larger screen and occasional portability. I've done a lot of CAD work myself and I could see such a device being pretty handy. Graphic artists will have to comment about the utility of such a device for them since I'm not one.

    1. Re:A tablet for artists? (with touch screen) by splatterboy · · Score: 1

      I'm a graphic artist and I have a 15" Apple PB which is as portable as it is convenient. If I want screen space and greater power I have the G5 desktop with 21" dual monitors.
      But a 19" Dell? Portable?
      Sorry, no.

      Every Dell laptop I've ever seen (up to 14-15") has been a 2" thick ugly black slab of plastic that weighed 3 times more than my PB and had half the battery life... I have no desire to give myself a hernia trying to move a 19" (9-10 lbs?) monster to do 2-3 hrs of work. The 17" Dells are 7.5-8-5 lbs-according to Dell but they've felt heavier to me in the field, esp if you need to carry a backup battery.

      The idea of a 19" "portable desktop" is a bad idea as far as I'm concerned.

      Gamers seem to be the obvious candidates for this. They're the only people I've seen who are fanatical enough to lug a thing like this around - and they can plug in. Even the 17" PB is at the far reaches of portable (6.9lbs), and those I know who got one - and have to carry it around - wish they got the 15" PB instead. The weight's not worth the screen estate. CAD guys I know will hate (DO hate) the (lack of) battery life. Same for tablets.

      Plus - I'm an apple guy - so, sorry Dell.

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    2. Re:A tablet for artists? (with touch screen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't done enough Apple worhsip today?

      Ayayayay........

  54. Some will like it though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a suprising move, governor Arnold Swarzenegger has desided to become Dells new posterboy, vigoursly endorsing the new 19" laptop as "The laptop for real men":
    Arnold stated in a (self-written) press-release that:
    "This new supah-phowaful laptop computha by Dell is supah-big and not some fairy-ahss small regulah laptop. Finally I can use ah computha suthablah for me. Dell has made a Arnold-supha-extreme version with big, powhaful steel keyboahd and ah lasah-disc draivah. I don't wannah use those small cds and dvds when I watch Terminaitah on my computha!"

    1. Re:Some will like it though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, was that not funny. Good thing you didn't waste your karma.

  55. looks like a typo to me by utexaspunk · · Score: 1
    From the Digitimes article linked to by engaget:

    Compal Electronics recently received an order for a Dell 14.1-inch widescreen notebook for 2006, which will have shipments of about 300,000 units per month, the sources said. Compal also received an order for Dell's first-ever 19-inch widescreen model, which will be launched in 2006, the sources added.
    ...and that looks like it was taken from some sort of report or press release. And you are, hearing it fourth-hand. Looks to me like a typo, and that they probably meant 17". Don't you think they'd say "the first ever 19-inch widescreen model" and maybe mention something about how enormous that is, instead of merely saying "Dell's first ever 19-inch widescreen model"?

    oh yeah, and...

    I got yer 19" laptop right heeeeere...
  56. *Three* solutions to the obvious problem! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Yes; so long as they follow the conventional design, a 19" laptop is always going to be, in effect, a luggable.

    What is needed is (e.g.) flexible screen technology that allows you to fit a large screen in a smallish space, and to have it fold in the middle so it isn't any larger than (e.g.) my 14" Compaq laptop.

    This still begs the question of how it would unfold; and even if it could be unfolded, would it be usable on (e.g.) a train or an aeroplane?

    The other alternative is to have an inbuilt mini-projector, that you simply project against a suitable wall; and retain the existing 14" LCD for regular use.

    The final alternative is to have special glasses which superimpose a VR image on top of the real world; you type on a real keyboard, but you look at a virtual screen. This would require very accurate match-up for day-to-day use, as I suspect any noticeable 'juddering' of the virtual screen against the real world would cause motion sickness otherwise.

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    1. Re:*Three* solutions to the obvious problem! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1
      Hmm... I could think of a simple way to do this, but it would look ugly (in the same way that multimonitor systems look ugly - there's a seam)...

      This 19" monitor is going to be...

      (16x)^2 + (9x)^2 = (19)^2...

      16.5" by 9.3". Why not fold the LCD like (L is an LCD panel, B is the computer base):
      LL
      B
      (unfolded)
      In this case, each panel is 8.25" x 9.3" (12.4"). The right-hand panel would fold over the left, and then the lid would shut.

      Another option is this:
      L
      L
      L
      L
      B
      B
      (the LCD folds in half, the top on the bottom, then the whole thing shut)
      The only problem with that is that there'll only be about 5" to play with for the base. You COULD fold just the top QUARTER onto the main part, and then that would work.

      Any of these ways are going to have a seam, FWIW.
    2. Re:*Three* solutions to the obvious problem! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Any of these ways are going to have a seam, FWIW.

      Not if, as I said, the screen was flexible. It could wrap round like cloth. This would still require some sort of frame to hold the flexible screen and protect it from damage; and also to allow it some flexibility to bend back when necessary, and pull it taut when on display.

      That's not a trivial piece of design, but it's doable if the screen technology is already there.

      I also think it would be desirable to have the setup such that the screen 'overhang' was evenly split between the left and right of the keyboard (this was what I originally had in mind).

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    3. Re:*Three* solutions to the obvious problem! by blitziod · · Score: 1

      solution 3 is simple an easy to use WIRELESS 19 or 22 inch lcd display on a usable 12 or 15 inch laptop enabled with , say blue tooth?

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    4. Re:*Three* solutions to the obvious problem! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      No, that's solution 4; I already gave 3.

      And I doubt that *any* 19 or 22 inch screen is going to be 'portable' in the sense that I was discussing. You still have to take it with you if you want to use it away from home; the availability of others' screens might blur the edge a bit, but it's still not a truly 'portable' solution.

      It might be fine for a luggable, but as I mentioned, I was concerned with something to be used as a genuine laptop.

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  57. Nice Laptop - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry about your penis. . .I'm not sure if this joke is about the heat from this thing or people compensating.

  58. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by WarPresident · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled, airplane junkies won't be using this kind of laptop, they'll want something ultra compact with a long battery life.

    I agree. I'd love to have this 19" LCD laptop for days I want to work outside on the patio (with appropriate shade). However, when I'm commuting on the train, nothing has served me better than my Thinkpad 701C ("butterfly" keyboard, bright LCD, long battery life, footprint of a sheet of paper when closed). Sadly, it died, and the two that came after it sucked.

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  59. GREAT! Now... by TLouden · · Score: 1

    Now I can spend twice as much for something that I can't reconfigure/upgrade (hardware wise) which doesn't follow standards (I love dell). Move over lugging around a desktop because now I can lug around a 'laptop' that weighs just about as much.

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    1. Re:GREAT! Now... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You can upgrade both the CPUs, video cards, RAM and HD's in Dell's latest lineup of laptops (the XPS2 and i9300) so what are you talking about?

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    2. Re:GREAT! Now... by TLouden · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. In the past dell has provided non-standard hardware (different connectors, wrong size, etc.). As a result I stopped using them. I admit my knowledge of their practices is a bit outdated. Non-the-less, a laptop still requires hardware that you won't find at the local computer store (harddrives excepted) and I do know that dell still charges outrageous amounts to order upgrade through them.

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  60. 19" laptop ... tell me, by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Why, exactly, do we need a rack-mountable laptop?

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  61. 19" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is 19" the size of the screen or the size of the rims on this fat bling-bling POS? Don't forget the spinners...

  62. Indeed... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    while we can continue to make things smaller and smaller, their interfaces (input - keyboard/mouse, output - screen/speakers) must remain large enough to be useful

    That's why I grabbed me a superslim Toshiba three years ago. 12.1" screen thin as sliced cheese. You get them more powerful but no slimmer or lighter today :)

    Kjella

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  63. Luggable by Yankel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm gettin' the Kaypro and Osborne out of the basement. They're obviously worth something again!

    But seriously, we're really getting back to "portable computers" and "laptops" again, as opposed to "notebook computers."

    I guess the easiest way to shrink these things down again is to :

    1. swap the LCD for a projection device that displays onto your glasses.

    I imagine we're not quite there yet -- unless you want to look like "Lawnmower Man."

    2. Without that pesky monitor in the way, your nearly full-sized keyboard can fold in half for storage.

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    1. Re:Luggable by xtracto · · Score: 1

      That sounds good, but what about using the technology that lets you project a clear image in a transparent surface (I do not remember the name, but some of the big electronics houses uses it) and use it to "project" the image to a sheet of plastic or something like that?

      as for the keyboard, I remember sometime I saw a projected keyboard which was also projected to a surface, and you only had to tap the surface 'keys" to use it.

      Of course you would need to have the surfaces to project the keyboard/screen, maybe for the airplane is not good enough... maybe an unfolding keyboard could be better, along with an unfolding screen.

      Or direct brain wiring, that would be awesome lol.

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    2. Re:Luggable by Yankel · · Score: 1

      I'm not too keen on touch-sensitive surfaces. I prefer the feeling of a key being pressed. I know there's more mechanics involved, but still.

      How's electronic paper coming along? You can have your screen roll up.

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  64. Finally! A laptop that can satisfy women! by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 1

    A laptop larger than a porn star's member... finally. Millions women, many of them midgets, have been waiting for 19 inches.

  65. Dual Screen Laptop by SpinJaunt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..is what would make a killer Laptop, imagine!! that is probably what that Apple tablet patent is *really* for :)

    is it a bird, is it a plane, nope; its my dual 19" screen laptop!

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  66. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    If all you want is a laptop with a big screen to carry between work and home (and with a screen this big, you're gonna need to plug it in), why not just get a much smaller laptop with 2 separate 19" LCD displays for work and home? Docking and undocking laptops really isn't that much work...

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  67. Engadget by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

    Is this what Slashdot has come to? One news regurgitator site posting headlines that point to another news regurgitator site?

  68. Great for LANs by Armatich_Defiant · · Score: 1

    Better than a shuttle for portability at LAN parties. The crucial issues are cost and obsolescence (harder to upgrade). I would be very interested. Def

  69. 19" - Length or girth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoah! A 19-inch "laptop" plus the $$Billions?

    ... no wonder Mike D. is so popular with the ladies.

    Oh, you mean Dell Computer ...

  70. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a lot easier to carry an external HD back and forth and hookup to desktops than lugging a 19 inch. Plus you get a mouse which is always a benefit.

  71. SIZE matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign me up. I want one. I have a 17" Dell 9200. Its great and has replaced my desktop.

    Colleagues bitch that it looks like an aircraft carrier... Its really a desktop replacement that can be carried between home & office.

    I use a Sony Vaio ultra thin/light machine for plane trips, etc. Transporting that bad boy 9200 is too daunting.

  72. I Use a Luggable Workstation Every Day by Prototerm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How heavy might this sucker be? To get some perspective, consider the laptop I'm using right now, an Acer Aspire 1710. It has a 17 inch diagonal screen (not a widescreen), a full-size keyboard (with keypad) and standard desktop PC components (CPU, memory, and hard-drive). It barely fits into the Targus case I bought for it (it's kinda thick on one end), and weighs in at a hefty 16 pounds. It's great when I need to take a full-blown workstation with me to a client, because I don't have to play around with a more anemic beast (e.g., I have the luxury of a fast 250 Gig hard drive)

    Now, consider how much heavier a 19 inch machine might be. The screen alone would add significant poundage. Dell might use smaller and lighter components inside to shave some weight off, but you also need to look at the sheer size of the thing. If it ended up no heavier than my machine, the weight isn't a problem (IMHO), but I don't know about the size.

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  73. Apple has them beat by espergreen · · Score: 1

    No thanks. I already have one of these http://www.talics.de/wp-content/images/powerbook.j pg

  74. Specialized Uses by Nameis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see this model being a success for those who:

    1 - Are graphics folks and want the extra screen room. I work with some hardcore architecture faculty and students who can use all the display they can get.

    2 - Power users who prioritize power and features above design and weight.
    If you want something light and pretty, go get a Etch-A-Sketch, wuss. :P

    Now, if I only had enough in the budget to get one...

  75. Stop complaining about the size by howlinmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the sake of all that is held dear by geekdom, please stop complaining about how large it is. If it is too large for you, don't use it. For many people the size is just right. It slides right into place, and gets the job done better than a smaller one would. For some people, bigger is better.

    If you can't accomodate the size, don't buy it. If it looks like handling it would be uncomfortable, don't try to force it to fit. You won't be happy with the results.

    Some of us NEED something bigger to satisfy our needs. Those small 15 inchers just don't pass muster. Of course, it may not be appropriate to haul around out in public, but we don't care. It may not fit on the plane, so what. Somebody talked about not being able to use something this large in the hull of a tanker. That isn't the first place that comes to mind when I think of this gorgeous 19 inches of bliss. I think the office or home is more appropriate. I need 19" to meet my needs, so I would buy one. ;-)

    Seriously, though, this is not meant as a traditional portable laptop. It is meant to take advantage of the burgeoning laptop market, by taking the relative advantages of a laptop on to the desktop. Think of people living in smaller homes, or people who move, by car, between a couple of locations, but need the screen real estate. I believe there is a market for this, and I will buy one, if the $$$$ is right.

    1. Re:Stop complaining about the size by Cyno · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about you, but I'm going to wait for the 23" or 30" model. 19" is just too small, for a laptop.

  76. i'd take it if.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they make it weigh under 2 lbs I'd be all over it.

  77. Choice is good by Jarlsberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At the time of writing this, there are about 150 comments to this article, and most of them are composed of people who complains about the big size, the lack of portability, the weight etc... But hey, some people want a laptop with a big monitor, and this fits the ticket. Other people want a feather weight laptop with a 12" screen, and there are laptops for those guys too. Why complain about the size of the new Dell when there is ample choice in the market place?

  78. Because the ergonomics would suck by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    All that ultra-cool, really tiny stuff is fine -- but not for everyone.

    For most people, the ergonomics of that stuff bites. If I had to use one of those roll-up barf-proof keyboards for any length of time I would go nuts.

    Different configurations for different folks - and I think the market is doing that, albeit too slowly for the tastes of the "wearable" crowd.

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  79. Envy by soloport · · Score: 1

    Big cigars
    Hummers
    19" laptops

    Nothing says "compensating" so loud and clear :D

    1. Re:Envy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hummers and Cigars... makes me think of Bill Clinton...

  80. Brando by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not true. Orson Welles could also have supported Dell's 19incher.

    I want a 19 inch in my laptop, running Debian Woody.

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  81. Man Portable vs Luggable by arete · · Score: 1

    My feeling was always that man-portable meant that 1 person can carry each of the components alone... while luggable meant someone can carry it alone in it's entirety.

    A heavy mortar being "man portable" because it easily comes apart into 3 pieces. It also means you could carry it all yourself in some number of trips...

    So a typical desktop is man portable but not luggable even though most people probably can't safely carry a 21" monitor WHILE carrying a CPU, keyboard, mouse, etc. A typical fullsize rack is NOT man portable or luggable... and even a 25" laptop would be luggable. Actually, the flat panel iMacs probably qualify as luggable, too.

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  82. (Almost) Completely Unjustifiable by Moiche · · Score: 1
    I do the business professional thing. We all dock our laptops and attach big honkin' external LCD monitors to the docks. We all have desktops at home, and software to emulate our work desktop environment from home. The laptop is only useful during travel, and that's when we want them as small and as light as possible. Quite frankly, when we can start editing ".doc"s on our Blackberries, a lot of us will probably stop taking laptops on business trips altogether.

    For business purposes, the 19'' integrated monitor is inane. LCD screens are fragile, and they become more fragile the larger they get. The last thing you want when you're running to make a flight is to see your $2k 19'' integrated LCD laptop screen hit the ground and get pixel ebola. Not to mention the comments already made about the autoclave like heat coming off this monstrosity, and the inevitable hernias.

    Not to say people won't buy 'em. There are enough people around for some small minority to make incredibly useless purchases. But from a business point of view, this laptop is absurd -- and certainly doesn't fit in the new business tech chic. Around here -- smaller is better. Lighter too.

    The only purpose I can come up for one of these beauties? LAN parties. I guess someone should tell Dell about WOW.

    --Moiche

    1. Re:(Almost) Completely Unjustifiable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True techies could give a damn about chic....

      All I care about is functionality. I need display real estate and a 19" portable desktop provides this. 90% of the time, I use my current laptop as a 2nd desktop that is always on anyways. This is mainly because it winds up consuming alot less power than a second tower and doesn't add alot of fan noise to the mix.

      Haven't read the proposed weight of this thing but if it's less than 17 -20 lbs., no problem. Anyone bitching about "heavy" laptops that weigh 12lbs. needs to get more exercise.

      90% of the time I'm working on my current 12.1" laptop it's plugged into AC anyways. I have no need to win unplugged endurance tests. As long as this thing could provide a solid 6 hours of battery life and still have a DVD installed so I can watch movies/play games for a bit in the airport/on the plane, it works for me.

      I don't see the big corps out there making this their company standard laptop, but I think there probably is a pretty large niche market for desktop replacement portables with gargantuan screens.

    2. Re:(Almost) Completely Unjustifiable by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Same could be said for a 17" laptop or (pick your size). Bigger screens are useful in some applications and Dell is an unlikely manufacturer to enter an unproven market after all. Digital photo pros will like the large real estate as will video editors and Dell isn't hung up on the 100 dpi resolution like Apple is (meaning the size will actually be useful).

    3. Re:(Almost) Completely Unjustifiable by Lissa78 · · Score: 1

      For some users, a notebook with a 19" LCD is TOTALLY justifiable! A 19" screen is great for users with visual impairments. While it's not meant to be lugged around, it's great for people who need notebooks- students, professionals, etc who just need a little portability.

      I'm legally blind and I have many friends who are vision impaired as well. We all have the same complaints - 15" LCDs are too small and 17" widescreens aren't any better. We're the same ones with 20"+ CRTs & LCDs at home running 800x600.

      Finally, a 19" widescreen! YES! We'd be happy to see 16" from Dell too.

  83. I agree about the Powerbooks by arete · · Score: 1

    Although if they'd come out with a second button on a powerbook it'd be a lot better.

    Apple is NEAR the top in laptop construction. Not as tough as a real Toughbook and not as nice as a Thinkpad, but better than everything else. And usually with better battery life because the architecture is more conservative.

    However being able to use OSX is more important than any of those details. Anyone who hasn't seriously tried using OSX for a long period should definitely try it.

    Also, of course, IBM doesn't make the Thinkpads anymore...

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  84. Lack of conveniently portable LCD monitors by Kagami001 · · Score: 1

    A lot of people will scoff at huge "laptops," but the fact of the matter is, if you need a computer that you can move to abritrary locations and set up with no expectation of any hardware already being available at the location, this is currently the only practical way to carry a big screen around with you.

    It'd be nice if there were LCD monitors specifically designed for portability that could be used to create this effect with any laptop. Current LCD monitor designs, with their bulky bases and lack of any screen cover, are not exactly practical for this. Maybe they could open up like laptops and use the weight of the laptop to hold the base in place.

    You'd still need a way to deal with the laptop screen blocking the external monitor, though, unless you enjoy turning your head to the side. (We're already lugging two sizable pieces at this point; we don't want to add a keyboard to the mix on top of that.) Some variation of the tablet swivel-screen that covered the screen but exposed the keyboard would be nice.

    Heck, easily portable 20" LCD monitors would be nice even just for carrying around with extremely small form-factor PCs.

  85. What the hell is the point? by DrXym · · Score: 1

    The battery life could be measured in minutes if you tried to use it for anything heavy duty. And if you're not doing heavy duty stuff, what's the point of lugging a hulking great laptop around again?

  86. That's what they said about the seventeen inch one by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    This laptop is designed for people who need casual portability, like taking the machine home with you at night or on a weekend.

    I think it's just a blatant attempt at one-upsmanship on Apple's famous 17" Powerbook (yes, I'm aware there are other seventeen inch laptops in existance).

  87. Made for Urban Homes by tabdelgawad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think there's a big market for these 'desktop replacement' machines in cities where the majority of people live in small apartments. Don't underestimate the clutter of connections, cables, powerstrips, and peripherals necessary for a desktop pc.

    Also, you may not want to tote a 19 inch laptop on a plane, but you might drag it around the apartment or to the neighborhood starbucks.

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  88. Bunch of babies by kencurry · · Score: 1

    My first R&D project (mid eighties) - we had a test protocol that we had to fly out to.

    We used the Original compaq portable (the monster with the Green CRT and two 5 1/4 floppy drives)easily 20+ lbs.

    I carried that sucker all over LAX/Chicago O'hare because we were too paranoid to check it as luggage.

    Ah, back in the day. We were studs.

    looks how kids today whine about carrying around a 10 lb. laptop. ;)

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  89. Usability! by cookiej · · Score: 1

    I am tired of the aspect ratio of the screen going AWAY from vertically-focused tasks (lists, lines of code) toward the horizontally-focused who just want to watch and/or edit movies.

    They need to make a feature on a laptop similar to what I can do with my Dell 20.1" -- allow for 90 degree rotation. You can't beat it for long listings.

    How would this work? I don't know -- it's a hardware problem.

  90. whatever happened to that dual-head laptop? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    Jes' curious...

  91. At least by Morticae · · Score: 1

    At least they stopped selling the full Pentium 4 laptops. I have one of those things and after about 10 minutes of having it on your lap you have to stand up and walk it off. Probably had to replace too many melted keyboards.

  92. Stupid-laptops MUST BE SMALL AND LIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion there are two types of good laptops

    1) Light: at most two pounds 8.9-10.4 screen

    2) Medium at most four pounds 12.1-13.3 screen.

    Anything heavier than 4 pounds IS NO GOOD.

    If I want a heavy thing I buy (or build) a desktop.
    There are light desktop systems lighter than 3 pounds(ATOZ Mocha Pentium IV -2.8 pounds, iMac Mini)

    The main idea: Laptops MUST BE light and small, light and small, .....

    Low weight is not enough, small volume is also important (Example Sharp MM20, is great Sharp MP30, although only 2.8 pounds, is no good because it is too bulky.

    Apple Laptops would be great if they were lighter and smaller. Their lightest portable is 4.6 pounds which is WAY TOO MUCH. Apple engineers do not know how to build small, they should learn a thing or two from Sharp, Fujutsu, Sony, Toshiba and Samsung.

  93. But to contradict you by KingFatty · · Score: 2, Informative

    When TVs were only 4:3, then the diagonal told you exactly both the height and width. All you need is the diagonal when there is a fixed aspect ratio.

    Diagonal measurement never obfuscated anything before widescreens.

    Pre-widescreen, you would get the height and width exactly for all the 4:3 TVs, using the following:

    Height = 3/5 * Diagonal
    Width = 4/5 * Diagonal

    There are similar easy equations for the widescreen TVs, you just have to know the fixed aspect ratio and the diagonal. Nothing is obfuscated if you know the diagonal and the aspect ratio.

    1. Re:But to contradict you by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      A narrowscreen TV has a 4:3 ratio, thus the diagonal forms the hypotenuse of a 3:4:5 right triangle.

      A widescreen TV has a 16:9 ratio, and the diagonal forms the hypotenuse of a 9:16:18 right triangle.

      Thus, a 25 inch archaic style TV will have the same height as a 30 inch widescreen TV.

    2. Re:But to contradict you by Golias · · Score: 1

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      I rest my case.

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    3. Re:But to contradict you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up: Funny!

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    4. Re:But to contradict you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint to clueless moderators: It's a ROT13 joke.

      Hint to really clueless moderators: ROT13 is a classic "weak encryption" method which people on sites like Slashdot used to be able to recognize and get. Google it.

  94. Yao Ming... by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 1

    types with his thumbs on a 12" Powerbook like its a blackberry!

  95. 7 lbs is NOT LIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Light is less than 3 pounds. 7 Pounds is very heavy.

    1. Re:7 lbs is NOT LIGHT by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      That's why I said relatively - the XPS Gen 2 STARTS at 8.6 lbs.

  96. You Wuss! by kaje103 · · Score: 0

    Back in my day we had ENIAC's on our laps.

  97. woah! by VolcomPimp · · Score: 1

    If I had the money I'd definitly sell my Z80K and get one of those when it comes out!

  98. Portapotty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing will be as portable as a portapotty.

  99. A 19" laptop is almost the ticket... by SnuffySmith · · Score: 1

    Stick a cell phone and PDA in the thing, sell it with a belt clip, and then you've got a device you can use.

  100. 19 inch? so what? by netcrusher88 · · Score: 1

    Ah, so now Dell's making a 19-inch laptop. So what? A friend of mine has a 19-inch Alienware laptop. Its beautiful. The problem is, of course, with it's insane graphics and standard Pentium Extreme Edition, it has about one hour battery life and could serve as a space heater, despite its four fans. But then, who cares, so long as you've got a crazy good gaming machine in your lap... and your pants are on fire...

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    1. Re:19 inch? so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A friend of mine has a 19-inch Alienware laptop. Its beautiful. The problem is, of course, with it's insane graphics and standard Pentium Extreme Edition,

      The other problem is that it's Alienware... which means is junk.

  101. About Time by DoWeHaftTo · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting to see a briefcase computer for a number of years now as I like my screens big - though the scale of my new home setup of dual 21" 1600x1200 lcds is a bit further away in such a portable form as a briefcase.

    I did use (and still have) a laptop (15") for the last 3 or so years as my main machine - not sure I ever once actually put it on my lap though - so heat or weight there was not a problem for me.

    I think a 24" screen may be about the limit for a briefcase computer, until screen folding or rolling comes on the scene. Most professional men used to carry briefcases to and from work as a matter of course not that long ago (30 yrs? 20?) - and had been for decades, if not longer. No reason for it not to come back.

    Size and weight (and expense) are the main factors to improve on for now, but as we all know technology marches on, and now finally laptop tech, perhaps now that laptop sales are surpassing desktop sales and lcds are getting a lot cheaper.

    The most interesting thing to happen with briefcase computers will be social I predict. All of a sudden a rather major reason for rooting employees in a building together - where their big-screen desktop computers are rooted - just evaporates. Calls into question the need for a common building, or at least what kind of building, if everyone can carry their work world with them and access everything else they need remotely.

    Of course this issue is already playing out at the macro-level with national and international work teams/partners/clients/etc, but soon it will be playing at the micro-local-level too. Physical buildings are expensive...

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  102. screen aspect ration - was Re:God I Really Hope by speculatrix · · Score: 1
    Either you want a portrait screen with the same aspect ratio as an A4 sheet, or, a landscape screen with the x-y aspect swapped.

    The former allows you to edit a page at a time, the latter allows two pages side by side.

    One of the problems that the larger displays face is that either the illunication is uneven, or if you sit somewhat close to them the viewing angle varies across the screen and causes the perception of illumination to vary.

    A colleague has one of the huge Apple cinema screens, great for graphics work but is almost too big for text work as you have to turn your head to see the whole screen (given the cramped working conditions!).

  103. I've had a laptop for the past 7 years by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    At first we had a choice between laptops and desktops but since I worked from home alot I choose the laptop... As time progressed more and more people started getting laptops.

    For the past 4 years, every company i've been at a laptop is the standard. Its difficult to get a desktop anymore.

    Personally, my next computer for home will be a laptop. I'll use my old computers for servers but the main PC will be a large 'laptop' like this. Now that my wife and kids are starting to use the computer more and more it would be nice to get them out of my little dungeon of a workspace in the basement.

    I'd also like to be able to sit out on the deck while pluggin away at some code. Granted, I can use my work laptop but I hate dragging that thing back and forth every day. And plus, when they see me take it home they assume they can call me as well.

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  105. Sold Separately by SmilingMarsupial · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, some necessary hardware is not included.

  106. Battery Life? by kf6auf · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. They won't be needing all of your limited personal space for long until planes start really having power outlets everywhere since the battery will die by the time the plane gets off the runway. That is of course assuming that Dell bothers to put a battery in it; they might just think batteries hopeless and totally abandon them since this thing would eat through them like crazy. I'd almost rather carry a UPS, Mac mini, and 20" LCD around with me as I'd probably get about the same battery life.

    1. Re:Battery Life? by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Why a Mac Mini?
      Surely a 20"LCD G5 iMac and the UPS would be a better combo.
      after the iMac is self contained, no power bricks, no seperate screen, with bluetooth no need for keyboard or mouse cables. It's only 2inch thin anyway so it will pack with keyboard and other junk into a case about 4inch thick.

      Let's face it the iMac G5 makes a better lugable than a big mother "laptop" at the best of times. All it really needs is to an option replace the internal power supply with a battery and you have a damn fine portable.

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  107. Here's the keyboard by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    http://www.canesta.com/products.htm

    (I have no relation with the company, just think the idea is cool)

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  108. Latitude X300 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, a Laptop

    Gave that one to my girlfriend. Best $1500 (refurbed w/ employee discount) I ever spent.

    Fellas if you need a laptop try that one. Or a Thinkpad-w00t!

    1. Re:Latitude X300 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your gf gives an employee discount? What, are you her pimp?

    2. Re:Latitude X300 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the grandparent is saying that he paid only $1500 for his gf, including the employee discount. He bought her from the pimp he worked for.

  109. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IOW, yet another feeble attempt to clone the iMac.

  110. Odd by phorm · · Score: 1

    I remember way back when "notebooks" used to be the smaller versions of laptops, some being quite literally book sized (I know I had a 233MMX that used to fit in the leg-pocket of my cargo pants).

    Currently I have an HP Pavillion ZD7000, which is often referred to as a 'mobile desktop' - with a 2.8Ghz processor and crotch-roasting heat emissions (and about a 1-2h max battery life) I'd definately hesitate to call it a laptop.

  111. Packpack by phorm · · Score: 1

    I had a hell of a time finding a case that would fix my 17" widescreen. While I could use some standard laptop bags by removing the dividers etc, most wouldn't fit, and the thing really does watch on the shoulder-straps. Eventually I hunted down a laptop-backpack which has done a much better job of distributing the weight. It's a kensington "contour" packpack and even with only one shoulder-strap on I don't get the fatigue and numbness my previous briefcase-style laptop cases gave me.

    Not sure if they make laptop-backpacks for a 19" machine, but if they do you'll find it much more comfortable than a normal laptop case (more room for your tools/accessories too).

  112. Depends on what you do by phorm · · Score: 1

    17" monitor here, widescreen at 1200x900 resolution standard. It's great for graphics work, or even code eding where I get those long indents or lines. It's also very nice for when I need to have a process running a monitor or edit between two terminals, I put the monitor on the right and do my work with space to space on the left half of the screen.

  113. Parts list? by itomato · · Score: 1

    1 thrift store 35MM camera
    1 package 2-part epoxy
    1 hacksaw/dremel
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    1. Extract brass ferrule from cheap "Camon" camera.
    2. Prepare 2-part epoxy.
    3. Affix ferrule (optionally ferrule/camera-body substrate combination) to bottom of laptop
    4. Cure and compute.

    1. Re:Parts list? by itomato · · Score: 1

      That's actually pretty lame.

      The epoxy bond would have to be way good, or else the thing would tip right off that tiny contact point.

      Maybe some modification would be necessary to the laptop (holes drilled, back filled with epoxy)

      Oh well. I have thought about this before, just never planned it out..

      It would be brilliant for some company to engineer in such a thing, though.

    2. Re:Parts list? by log0n · · Score: 1

      Camera screw mounts are actually #10-24 if that helps :)

      (metric size 10, 24 threads (as opposed to 32))

  114. Perfect by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    for tradeshows where you want to demo your software to a group of people but don't want to lug around bunch of big monitors.

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  115. Better joke for Slashdot crowd by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


    Replace "Marlon Brando" with "Cowboy Neal".

  116. Just not big enuf by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    Because people wanna watch movies on their laptops, right? I am looking forward to the next-gen 42 plasma version of laptops with built-in 8" sub-woofer. Only if I can find a foldable version of lazy-boyz chair.

  117. 15" widescreen is the sweet spot by jalagl · · Score: 1

    I have a 15" Powerbook, and I love the size of both the screen and of the powerbook in general - I think it is indeed very portable.

    OTOH, I am starting a consulting business for which I'll need a Windows laptop... and the one I'm considering is a Dell 700m, 12" Widescreen. If you really need to be portable (I'll be going to several clients throughout the day for meetings and such), nothing beats these laptops.

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  118. Depends on the plane! by ugmoe · · Score: 1
    http://www.epinions.com/content_67462336132

    http://www.grandstyle.com/roomycoa.htm

    In a reprint of a Consumer Reports article, I saw the following stats, based on Delta, United, American, and US Air fleets.

    DC 9's and MD 80's have seat widths of 20 to 23 inches. Southwest Air's seats are 14 to 25% narrower than average seat widths on DC 9's and MD 80's.

    757's and 767's have 19 inch wide seats--10% roomier than Southwest Air's seats.

    747's have seat widths between 19.5 and 20.5 inches--12% to 16% roomier than Southwest Air's seats.

    L1011's have seat widths between 18.5 and 20 inches--7% to 14% roomier than Southwest Air's seats.

  119. Re:Not a Laptop, but a status symbol for m0r0ns by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    That might work if the seats in "cattle class" actually reclined more than 2 inches.

    If you're lucky, you might tip that heavy screen just enough so it closes on his fingers.

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  120. Re:Not a Laptop, but a status symbol for m0r0ns by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    That might work if the seats in "cattle class" actually reclined more than 2 inches.

    They recline quite a bit on Air France and British Airlines.

    Why? Don't you ever go anywhere interesting?

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  121. My 17' Powerbook by paragonc · · Score: 1

    I take my 17' powerbook to class everyday - its all i can handle. I enjoy my monsterous screen, but the main reason i bought it, is because i needed a laptop that would act as a desktop as well. I only have acceess to one mac (in other words im a poor art student) so its not an option for me to have a desktop and a laptop. My living space is tiny as well, so the laptop works great. all though i do miss my 8 bay slackware box back @ my parents house..........

    1. Re:My 17' Powerbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a 17-foot screen? That is pretty monstrous. Where can i get one of these?

  122. Fat big lap by RDFozz · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who weighs far more than he should:

    Actually, fat people do not necessarily have very big laps. Their gut covers what would be lap area in someone thinner.

    In addition, I at least have a problem sitting comfortably with my legs directly in front of me; they're usually forming a 90 to 120 degree angle. Not the best thing to try to set a computer (or just about anything else) on. There's a reason kids usually sit on one of Santa's legs, not his actual lap.

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  123. No more sore backs for Sys Admins by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    Any Sys Admin that has to lug desktops around the office for various reasons might just love these things. They'll be much lighter and easier to carry than a full desktop and monitor.

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  124. Confusion is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. I just completed ripping Sonic Youth's complete discography to ogg today.

  125. Main reason to buy a 19 inch laptop computer by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    especially from Dell, home of the overhot laptop ...

    is to provide heat in your cold dark apartment because you didn't fly to the Caribbean.

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  126. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    The main reason some people have desktop PCs at the office is to have a larger screen.

    But I suspect everyone here is overcompensating for something by demanding all this "bigness".

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  127. well, I'm 5 foot 5 and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..can palm a basketball too. Takes me two palms, but hey, it's a work around and got me any number of won bar bets for pitchers of beer...

  128. Re:Dell ain't dumb. Wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    want an elegant and compact design (none of those plastic mod cases with ugly neon all over)

    Remember, this is Dell coming out with this beast. It's going to be a bland black slab of plastic. Like IBM except with more things to break off.

  129. I'd buy one!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if Sony or Apple made it. Dell is crap. :-)

    But yeah I'd love it. I'm a big monitor whore. I cannot function with a monitor less than 19". My main machine is a Linux box with a 21" CRT (old, ready to be retired) and a 19" flat panel. Whenever I buy a computer I 1) max out the RAM 2) max out the screen size.

    I *finally* broke down and bought a 17" powerbook. Although the tiny screen is barely big enough for 3 side-by-side windows, I like the overall design and the portability. I'm thinking of getting the apple 23" as a secondary monitor so I can get some work done.

    I'd buy a 19" (or even a 23" for that matter) "portable laptop-like computer" in a heartbeat. My powerbook sits on my desk most of the day, unless I'm working outside, then I put it on a little $10 folding table I got that has a similar footprint. I'm not concerned about weight or heat output. And I'm a big guy with big hands so size is not a problem either.

    But it's really nice to have a big screen (or in the case of 19", a "medium" screen ;-), and still be able to close the lid and go in a flash.

    So c'mon Apple, let's see that 20-incher!

  130. Apple's new 30" Cinema-Book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming soon to an Apple Store near you... The Apple 30" PowerCinemaBook.

    A 30" CInema display with the guts of an Apple PowerBokk mounted on the back.

  131. Re:(better joke for the summary) by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    I've got 19 inches that could hold it!

    Are you the "Soviet Russia" that we've heard so much about? Could I have an autograph... or, better yet, imagine an Beowulf cluster of said autographs...

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  132. It's hard when marketingspeak mixes with jargon by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    The laptop vs. notebook thing doesn't really mean much of anything... everyone seems to use the terms interchangably depending on the connotation a marketing department wants for a particular model.

    I think notebooks are not really the word you want; I agree with others that it appears to be a more worldwide, generic synonym for laptop.
    It think it just means a fold-up PC... to differentiate it from other portables (like "handhelds" or "tablet PCs")

    But there _is_ an industry term that describes _your_ definition of notebook.
    It's DTR, or "desktop replacement".
    Meaning you use it as your desktop, but you can also carry it around.

    But DTR isn't a marketing friendly acronym I guess...

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  133. Stupid, stupid joke... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    The entire point of referencing a fat person's lap (and I'm 50 lbs overweight, so I can say this) is that they DON'T have room for anything to be put in their lap. STUFF SLIDES OFF, MORONS!

    Editors up to their usual /. standards, I see.

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    1. Re:Stupid, stupid joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and I'm 50 lbs overweight, so I can say this

      Well, you can say it when your mouth's not full of Cheetos.

  134. My Laptop by Kagura · · Score: 1

    I own a 17" widescreen laptop, and the thing is a monstrosity. Being in the military, I use it mostly as my desktop PC wherever I am in one place long enough. The carrying bag for my 17" laptop is just barely big enough to fit it, and the bag is huge. Adding another 2" may not seem like much, but it really adds a huge effect.

  135. ObStewie by sharkey · · Score: 1

    I was going to watch the movie, but now for the next five hours, you're my bitch!

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    1. Re:ObStewie by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I was going to watch the movie, but now for the next five hours, you're my bitch!

      I doubt it. I'm sure my martial arts training and long years of combat service in the military will make you sit back down like the little man you are inside.

      I ride the plane to go from point A to B, and read quietly or watch the movie, but if you bring one of those big laptops in and make a lot of noise, well ...

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  136. it's not the size, it's how you use it by chrish · · Score: 1

    The only good thing about these ridiculously huge laptops is that they keep meetings down to about an hour, max. The managers' laptops run out of battery, hey, the meeting is over, back to work!

    The 12" iBook G4 I picked up last fall to replace my ancient 15.1" Dell Inspiron 7000 is so much more convenient (much lighter, much smaller, over 4 hours battery life) I can't believe I ever put up with the Dell.

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  137. That's not quite fair by hawk · · Score: 1
    In his early days, before he was established, they could only afford one man to play him . . .

    :)

    hawk

  138. heat by hawk · · Score: 1

    Ahh, yes. The heat machines.

    I added 10M to the 4M that came with my powerbook 180 (yes, I know I'm dating myself).

    The size was just fine for a lap, but it couldn't be worn without heavy pants due to the heat put out by that memory. Not merely uncomfortable, but just plain too hot.

    And then there's the original MacPortable. Decked out in its carrying case, it came to 26 pounds. I hurt my shoulder lugging it through an airport . . .

    hawk

  139. yeah. by itomato · · Score: 1

    I forgot about the option to go out and buy a shiny new part.

    HULK SMASH!!

  140. Re:Not a Laptop, but a status symbol for m0r0ns by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    No. I'm American, we get hardly any vacation time to go somewhere interesting.

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