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  1. Re:The Iraq theater on What Examples of Security Theater Have You Encountered? · · Score: 1

    A couple years ago I had a co-worker from Jordan who has relatives in Iraq. He said on the one hand, they were thankful that we took out Hussein. On the other hand, they were angry and disappointed that we did almost nothing to secure the borders after we "accomplished" our "mission". Quite predictably, that allowed many (mostly NON-IRAQI) combatants to enter the country and foment the insurgencies. If they were pissed at us, it was because we did it half-assed, not because we did it at all.

    So, yes, I think we can safely say (pun intended) that the (mostly NON-IRAQI) insurgents are *there* because we are *there*.

  2. It could have been much, much worse... on Youngest Galactic Supernova Found, But No Aliens · · Score: 1

    At least they don't have to apologize for it...
    Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated

  3. Re:A delicacy on Spam Lawsuit's Last Laugh is at Hormel's Expense · · Score: 1

    I feel obliged to mention at this point, for our non Hawaiian friends, that crack seed is just dried fruit Are you sure?
    Have you ever tried planting it?

    You should see what my rapeseed did to the garden.....

  4. Re:For us non-english speakers on A Look At Free Reviewer Swag · · Score: 1

    Pray tell where do you find QVAR for $20 per month????
    The one time my insurance company messed up (well, OK, *I* messed up and tried to fill the prescription at a "non-approved" local pharmacy) they wanted to charge me $110 for *one* 7.3g bottle. (No, I didn't pay it!)

  5. Re:FALSE ADVERTISING!!! - wrong interpretation on Comcast Slightly Clarifies High Speed Extreme Use Policy · · Score: 1
    You said

    Yes, I know very well what an average is and then said, again,

    difference between advertised and actual performance So we have established that in your universe 1==0. Cool! Are there faeries, too?

    I'm done. You may have the last word.
  6. Re:FALSE ADVERTISING!!! - wrong interpretation on Comcast Slightly Clarifies High Speed Extreme Use Policy · · Score: 1

    Obviously you did not read the rest of the discussion. Maybe you should before calling someone dumb. I did. At threshold=1. You're being dumb -- about this, anyway.

    We are talking about them advertising a speed that appears to be approximately 100 times or more what they allow your average speed to be. "Obviously" they are not advertising an average speed. They are advertising an instantaneous speed. Your choice to interpret it differently does not constitute a legal obligation on their part.

    I wonder if Steven Wright holds any Comcast stock?

    I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."
  7. Re:Apartheid Works on Japanese Airline Rolls Out Wireless Chip Check-In · · Score: 0

    If you bring back Apartheid then the terrorists have won.

  8. One step closer on IBM Develops Technology That Could Store Data In Atoms · · Score: 1
  9. Re:Don't pick up that phone on AT&T Stops 'Time', Ends An Era · · Score: 1

    Third thought: I can make one! Let's see.... UKELELE! AAAUGH! Now I'll be hearing ukeleles playing Popcorn in my head for the next three weeks.

    Oh, no, wait. I guess it's just mandolins.
    "Nevermind".

  10. Re:Just FYI... on Server with Top-Secret Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    Oh and ONE MORE! Van Halen just got back together. With David Lee Roth.
    END! Umm... I forgot. Which one is the "fat lady", again?

  11. Re:Obviously firefoxs fault on Firefox and IE Still Not Getting Along · · Score: 5, Funny

    for example, could be set in the registry to "shutdown -s -f -t 0" Honestly, I read that as "shutdown -s -t -f -u" the first time.

  12. Re:Does it really matter? on Seagate to Drop IDE Drives by Year End · · Score: 1

    does this mean if I use IDE I can grow a beard now? You can try, but it probably won't help as much as waiting three more years.

  13. It's worse than recursion... on Military Running a Parallel Earth Simulator · · Score: 1
  14. Re:I hope they test it! on Boeing's New 787 Wings — Amazingly Flexible · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you remember the old WWII slogan: Loose Lifts Bring Rifts.

    Then there's a whole new meaning to "If you break it, you bought it!".

  15. Re:I don't think so. on Student Blogger Loses Defamation Case · · Score: 1

    But that's a homophone. And in California homophonia is a Haight crime.
  16. Re:Easy solution on Preventing Sick Spaceships · · Score: 1

    lady astronaut: "Commander, does this spacesuit make my butt look big?"

    Commander: "No.... it's the other way 'round".
  17. Re:Does it require _effective_ DRM? on A Reprieve For Net Radio? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Plaintext:

    I dunno about hackproof, so I'm going to apply it twice, just to make it harder to crack. Pwned!!11! I M teh 3117 haxxor!
  18. "Football Field" is the standard unit of area? on Giant Ice Shelf Snaps · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to convert the area to square smoots but then my calculator collapsed into a horizontal line and I couldn't read the answer.

  19. Re:Jesus Christ- GET OUT OF YOUR SUV! on Air Force Jams Garage Doors · · Score: 1

    Nah, he drives a 4WD Ford F150 with a lumber rack, just like most of the other carpenters I know.

  20. Re:Going to jail for that... on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1
    I suppose the closest you'd get, would be to quote "The baby...Human, mostly.", but that kinda ruins it by giving the ending away

    You know, for some reason that just doesn't work with Card's six-word opening sentence in Nor Crystal Tears:

    "It's hard to be a larva."

  21. Re:6w2 on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll be. Really? Imagine that!

  22. All things in moderation? on Panasonic May Relaunch In-flight Broadband · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Another reason I don't like cell phones on airplanes: The electromagnetic radiation causes "Troll" and "Funny" moderations to collectively transmogrify into "Underrated" mods after I hit the "Moderate" Button.

  23. Choosing your relatives on A Plasmonic Revolution for Computer Chips? · · Score: 1

    Oh, I miss the ground just fine.

    Tell me what to do about this planet that keeps jumping up and smacking me in the butt when I try to fly!

  24. Re:Union of Concerned Scientists on Scientific American Gives Up · · Score: 1
    The ONLY test that has ever worked was under a heavily skewed test, where the target's coordinates were GIVEN to the defense missile.

    Let's see, how to shoot down a missile:
    1. find out where the target missile is and where it is going
    2. send another missile there [1]
    3. hit it or blow up something close to it

    Seems like that was a pretty effective test of steps 2 and 3. What's wrong with that? Don't you ever test parts of a system before you integrate them into the whole?


    [1] No, not '???'
  25. Re:Moved from Geek to Manager 6 years ago on Geeks in Management? · · Score: 1

    4. Make the workplace fun. Carnation used to put on their milk "Content Cows Give More Milk". In other words, happy people are more productive.

    I always wondered what web developer Code Monkeys call their clients.