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Giant Ice Shelf Snaps

Popo writes "Sattelite images have revealed that an ancient 66 square-kilometer ice shelf, the size of 11,000 football fields, has snapped off from an island in Canada's arctic. The Ayles Ice Shelf was one of 6 major shelves remaining in Canada's arctic and is estimated to be over 3000 years old. The collapse was so powerful that earthquake monitors 250 km away picked up tremors. Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."

529 comments

  1. Drinks all around! by RuneSpyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does 3000 year old ice make a good margarita?

    1. Re:Drinks all around! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think good Tequila and mix will make the margarita better than 3000 yr old ice. Besides, that ice has been outside for a long time with penguins, polar bears and what nots crapping all over it. That is NOT good eats!

    2. Re:Drinks all around! by butterwise · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, a real good margarita consists of good tequila, fresh lime juice and triple sec - not a mix.

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    3. Re:Drinks all around! by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Amen to that! Using a mix is for lazy people....And doing it right really doesn't take that much effort.

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    4. Re:Drinks all around! by sean_ex_machina · · Score: 1

      Glacier ice keeps your drink colder and cold longer than regular ol' ice machine ice does. Disappointingly, even here in Alaska nobody has tapped into this vast potential market yet.

    5. Re:Drinks all around! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiously, it is still an untapped market because perhaps Alaskans dont WANT to be colder? I can hear the chatter in the nearest Starbucks:
      Fred: It's only 40 below zero outside. I wished it was colder
      John: Well, this is this untapped glacier ice that could make it colder.
      Fred: Amazing, too bad its melting.
      John: Yeah, have another Latte. I'm freezing. Damn Global Warming.

    6. Re:Drinks all around! by naoursla · · Score: 1

      And don't squeeze the lime too much or the drink will be bitter.

    7. Re:Drinks all around! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Alaska had better start tapping that market before their ice shelves go the way of Canada's. I mean, Montana is in danger of losing its chance to sell ice cubes made from glaciers in Glacier National Park!

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    8. Re:Drinks all around! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      lime is sour, not bitter

    9. Re:Drinks all around! by Vreejack · · Score: 1

      It's bitter if you squeeze it too much. That was his point.

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    10. Re:Drinks all around! by budgenator · · Score: 2, Informative

      the bitter comes from the membrane around the sections in citrus fruit, you can take a grapefruit sections, peel off the membrane from the sections and the remaining fruit is surprisingly sweet and not at all bitter. I often eat grapefruit that way, like most people eat oranges.

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    11. Re:Drinks all around! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      That's only because there is more ice, in a volume of glacial ice, than there is in machine ice. If you took machine ice and compressed it in a hydraulic press a few times it would squeeze out the air and vapor bubbles you'd see little difference

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    12. Re:Drinks all around! by budgenator · · Score: 0

      is that -40 Fahrenheit or Celsius? LOL

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    13. Re:Drinks all around! by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Actually a REAL good margarita consists of good tequila, fresh lime juice, and Grand Marnier. If you dont want orange brandy in your drink and insist on triple sec use Cointreau. Cointreau is technically a triple sec but it is nothing like the cheap orange syrup that is sold as triple sec, it is also 80 proof instead of the usual 46 proof for triple sec.

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    14. Re:Drinks all around! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Going back a few years, glacier ice was all the rage in Japan's trendy bars because it "pops" as it's melting, people were paying for the stuff in preference to normal ice in their drinks. The reason for the continous popping is the trapped air in glacial ice is under greater preasure than manafactured ice.

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    15. Re:Drinks all around! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Try it with grand marnier in place of triple sec.

      If you are diabetic- melt xylotol in the lime juice and don't use sugar.

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    16. Re:Drinks all around! by wizzat · · Score: 2, Informative
    17. Re:Drinks all around! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      at least two people got it.

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  2. Overlooked by sporkme · · Score: 2, Insightful
    TFAs:
    Using US and Canadian satellite images, as well as data from seismic monitors, Copland discovered that the ice shelf collapsed in the early afternoon of August 13, 2005.

    At the longest and widest spans, the remains of the Ayles shelf are about 15 kilometres long and five kilometres wide. The fragment is between 30 and 40 metres thick.
    This makes me wonder what else might have been overlooked.
    1. Re:Overlooked by thesnarky1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's not the point! The point is that global warming caused it and we're all going to die!

      Erm... at least, I assume that's why it was overlooked. Personally I believe in this little scientific thing called "sun cycles" where the sun warms and cools... aka the Ice Age, to now (with multiple other minor Ice Ages in there).... that's been warming even before Bush started driving an SUV...

      Can we cut the Global Warming nonsense and call this what it is, instead of using it for political reasons, please?

  3. How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    11,000 football fields. Yeah, there's an easy-to-visualize image. What a helpful comparison.

    1. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and do they mean it in US football fields or the rest of the world 'football'. The rest of the story is in metric, so - who knows?

    2. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Canadian football fields. It is a Canadian publication, and a Canadian ice shelf, so they must be Canadian Football Fields. 100 meters, not yards.

    3. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Meh, the measurement is used often enough that it should be a standard unit by now.

      We really should be using hides instead--what's the tax value for an ice shelf?

    4. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Tucan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah Google, what can't you do?

      66 (square kilometers) = 630.89552 square furlongs

    5. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have to imagine a single football field where the dimensions are 105 times larger. A first down now is now roughly a kilometer. This is the kind of football field that Godzilla, King Kong, and Mothra would use (though Mothra would cheat by flying over the other team).

      I think I have an idea for the next Godzilla movie:

      Make a sports epic movie combined with crappy sci-fi.
      ???
      Profit!

    6. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      I guess the tax value of an ice shelf would be about 4 baby seal pelts.

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    7. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Informative

      58 sq km

      So a bit bigger than Bermuda (zoom out) but a bit smaller than San Marino (zoom out)

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    8. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Ziest · · Score: 4, Informative

      66 square kilometers == 25.5 square mile

      About half the size of San Francisco

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    9. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by jaypeg · · Score: 1

      I was ok visualizing the first 10,008 football fields, but then I got distracted, lost count, and the entire image vanished. Guess now's a good time to buy that Arizona ocean view property.

    10. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by pluther · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but if written on in 12-point type, how many Libraries of Congress would that be?

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    11. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      And if packed into styrofoam cups, how many times could they go around the world?

    12. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      if it helps thats assumes an average 35 meter thickness about 2.5 kilotons (given 66 kilometers in size and 1 kilogram per cubic meter)

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    13. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm sorry, but how big is that in Library of Congresses?

    14. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by operagost · · Score: 1

      It's about 367,000 Volkswagens, or a quarter of a Texas.

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    15. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be a grammar troll, but its "Libraries of Congress."

    16. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Dave9876 · · Score: 1

      You're off by quite a bit there.

      1 cubic meter is 1000 litres. 1 litre is 1 kilogram (of water @ 0 degrees C?). 2.5 megatons sounds more likely.

    17. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by JohnWiney · · Score: 1

      Would that be a CFL football field, or one of those puny NFL ones?

    18. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Monsuco · · Score: 0, Troll
      About half the size of San Francisco
      Now if only San Francisco would break off of the US we would be good.
    19. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Canadian Football Field Dimensions

      • Playing Field Length: 110 yards
      • Each Endzone: 20 yards
      • Overall Field Length: 150 yards
      • Field Width: 65 yards
      • Notable differences: 3 downs not 4 (so more passing, the reason why Flutie, Moon, and other CFL graduates can scramble well); no 'fair catch' (the defense has to give 5 yards, and the receiver has to field the ball); Goal Posts are at the *front* of the endzone (the ball is still in play if a field goal is missed... more interesting that way);CFL has 12 players on the field, NFL has 11 players on the field.
      • Goal posts are the same as in the NFL (with the exception of where they are located)
      • More info here.
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    20. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian ice shelf. Units in metric. I'd say CFL field.

      Go Blue.

    21. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by pluther · · Score: 1
      And if packed into styrofoam cups, how many times could they go around the world?

      I suppose that would depend on whether the cups were being carried by African or European swallows.

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    22. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by testadicazzo · · Score: 1

      dude, aren't you embarrassed to show you don't know the difference between losing and loosing every single time you post a message

    23. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by kazad · · Score: 1

      Here's some more helpful conversions:

      66 km^2 in miles^2 = 25.48 miles^2
      66 km^2 in furlongs^2 = 1,630.89 furlongs^2
      66 km^2 in rods^2 = 2,609,432.82 rods^2

      Shameless plug: I made these using http://instacalc.com/beta/, a new tool I've developed. Feel feel to play around for all your conversion/calculation needs :)

  4. Ungrateful scientists by Elentari · · Score: 5, Funny

    It lasted a good deal longer than any shelf I've ever put up.

  5. Happy Feet... by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dang it! I thought we told those Penguins that they couldn't keep dancing like that!

    1. Re:Happy Feet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I also thought we told those penguins they don't live in the northern hemisphere!

    2. Re:Happy Feet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penguins don't live in the north.
      Yes, i killed the joke!

    3. Re:Happy Feet... by dakirw · · Score: 1
      I also thought we told those penguins they don't live in the northern hemisphere!
      Tell that to the penguins in the zoos and aquariums of North America. :)
    4. Re:Happy Feet... by Surt · · Score: 1

      They're dancing hard!

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    5. Re:Happy Feet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try telling that to Tux, apparently he's been having too many parties lately.

      *me ducks* ;)

  6. Won't someone think of the ice caps?! by Das+Auge · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If only we could have stopped global warming 10,000 year ago! Then those of us in the northern US states could've skied year round!

    1. Re:Won't someone think of the ice caps?! by firenurse · · Score: 0

      Maybe we need to put Santa on a diet. Ho about North Beach Diet.

    2. Re:Won't someone think of the ice caps?! by Archiviste · · Score: 1
      If only we could have stopped global warming 10,000 year ago! Then those of us in the northern US states could've skied year round!
      And those of us in northern Canada would be frozen solid, you insensitive clod !
    3. Re:Won't someone think of the ice caps?! by tmossman · · Score: 1

      Both of you?

  7. Non Global-Warming Activity by nharmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, is there anything happening in the arctic or antarctic regions that IS NOT the cause of Global Warming?

    1. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by nharmon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I mean the result of, RESULT OF! Oh good lord.

    2. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 0, Troll

      well, there's that one guy who likes to rape penguins.

    3. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "climate change" because it's politically incorrect to say global warming..

    4. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1

      Well, he can go to the arctic and rape all the penguins he wants to.

      They, however, are in the antarctic.

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    5. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by eln · · Score: 1

      You swore you'd never tell!

    6. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by DShard · · Score: 1

      Seriously, is there anything happening in the arctic or antarctic regions that IS NOT the cause of Global Warming?

      I guess global warming is causing reading comprehension to recede as well.

    7. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Surt · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that guy went crazy because his brain cooked in the 0.6 degree warmer weather.

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    8. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Alchemar · · Score: 4, Informative

      The increase in radiation is caused by the hole in the ozone layer, but I think everything else is pretty much due to global warming.

    9. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      You and you are both right. Feedback loop, and all that...

    10. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Pollardito · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Seriously, is there anything happening in the arctic or antarctic regions that IS NOT the [result] of Global Warming?
      well, the tripling of the manatee population in the last 6 months is probably due more to Conan getting them revved up with spicy hornymanatee.com pictures than global warming. come to think of it a sufficiently large population of horny manatees could cause the ocean to rise in temperature this much by itself
    11. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Seriously, is there anything happening in the arctic or antarctic regions that IS NOT the [result] of Global Warming?

      No. Without global warming, the arctic and antarctic ought to be stable on human timescales. The fact that there is anything happening down there at all is bad news.

    12. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by cygnus · · Score: 1
      Seriously, is there anything happening in the arctic or antarctic regions that IS NOT the cause of Global Warming?

      ...

      I mean the result of, RESULT OF! Oh good lord.

      blaming global warming on penguins? you're astroturfing for Microsoft, aren't you? :)
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    13. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Gertlex · · Score: 1

      I suck at reading... I read that as 'NOT caused by Global Warming.'

    14. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought we closed that hole in the ozone layer a decade ago!

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    15. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      you say that like your sure that the ice shelf didn't begin to break off 10,00 years ago. The truth is the strain could have been building for a long time; nobody knows it's suspicious but not proof.

    16. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by sanso999 · · Score: 1

      Hey...you were watching the same PBS show as me!

    17. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      The amount of ice in Antarctica seems to be increasing. Of course, that may actually be due to global warming, but the predictions where that global warming would decrease the amount of ice in Antarctica.

    18. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by wtarreau · · Score: 1

      I mean the result of, RESULT OF! Oh good lord.

      It's both a result and a cause. The more ice will melt, the darker the area will become and the less it will reflect sun's light, which means that it will heat faster and faster. We would need to find a way to make some
      foam on the sea so that it starts reflecting light again and maybe we would get it colder again. Easier to say
      than to do...

    19. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how, exactly, is the above a troll? really, i'm having a hard time figuring it out. it seems to me to be an attempt at absurdist humor (maybe slightly offensive), not a troll. anyone care to explain, please? i have mod points, and i want to know why this was modded this way.

    20. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought we closed that hole in the ozone layer a decade ago!

      what with? brown paper and sellotape??
    21. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Taagehornet · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's growing fatter and fatter

      NASA and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) scientists report this year's ozone hole in the polar region of the Southern Hemisphere has broken records for area and depth.

      Overall however, the layer appears to be recovering.

    22. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      Yes. Scott's hut is being cleared of snow before it collapses.

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  8. less ambiguous units please! by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    the size of 11,000 football fields

    NFL? Canadian? European kickball?

    Besides, this is a nerds site. Don't make athletic references.

    Volkswagen Bugs or Libraries of Congress would be more appropriate.

    1. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't think 25 square miles sounded dire enough.

    2. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      "the size of 11,000 football fields "

      The "football field measuring stick" is usually used when the object being measured is somewhat the size of a football field (1 football field, 5 football fields, etc). At 11,000 football fields, perhaps they could have used a different measuring stick. A better measuring stick would probably be the "rhode island."

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    3. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny
      Besides, this is a nerds site. Don't make athletic references.

      Ok, imagine 11,000 of thoose fields the Jocks chased you across trying to give you a wedgie.

      Is that better ?
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    4. Re:less ambiguous units please! by mhokie · · Score: 1

      For something of this magnitude, I'd sugggest VW Vanagons.

    5. Re:less ambiguous units please! by DShard · · Score: 1

      66 km^2 is about 2% of Rhode Island since it is about 3,144 km^2. But if you are trying to make it sound big, your measuring stick should definitely be _smaller_ than what your measuring.

    6. Re:less ambiguous units please! by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      They clearly give the amount in KM that fell off. When I read the article a few days ago, I just assumed that they put in the football fields for americans considering that they don't really understand kilometres.

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    7. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it's roughly 1/100th the size of Rhode Island.

      Or approximately the same area as the town of 65,000 in which I grew up.

    8. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Clazzy · · Score: 1

      Besides, this is a nerds site. Don't make athletic references. Surely the distance it takes for an electron to pass through a superconductive material at room temperature with a 100V potential difference in one second would be a much better way! Those damn article writers just have no idea about anything, do they?
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    9. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the length of RI's coast line, but that may be too big as well.

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    10. Re:less ambiguous units please! by DShard · · Score: 1

      How can you compare an area to a length? It really doesn't matter how long the cost line is cause your missing a dimension there. If your going to measure it that way I vote Libraries of congress like the GP.

    11. Re:less ambiguous units please! by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      the size of 11,000 football fields
      NFL? Canadian? European kickball?


      Sounds like you don't use the footballfield as a unit of area? And here I was calculating how many kiloounces per microfootballfield an ice shelf can withstand.

    12. Re:less ambiguous units please! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a 'rhode' island?

    13. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      The smallest state in the US. States are often used as a measuring stick in the US.

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    14. Re:less ambiguous units please! by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1

      If i did my math right that would be 459.651343 libraries of congress
      http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/travel/wash/dc79.htm

    15. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      Rhode Island is also if I remember correctly the size of the ice block breaking of in "Day after tomorrow". Which is probably why it's used in this context.

    16. Re:less ambiguous units please! by statemachine · · Score: 1

      1024 Internets

    17. Re:less ambiguous units please! by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Informative
      66 km^2 is about 2% of Rhode Island since it is about 3,144 km^2. But if you are trying to make it sound big, your measuring stick should definitely be _smaller_ than what your measuring.

      A better "island" for comparison would be Manhattan, which is 51 km^2 (making the broken ice shelf around 25-30% larger than Manhattan Island). Not only is it a unit which is quite close to the area in question, it is also a place where many people actually might have a decent feel for how big that is.

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    18. Re:less ambiguous units please! by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I thought they used Connecticut as the reference in the film...

    19. Re:less ambiguous units please! by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1

      Its hard to imagine a football field trying to give me a wedgie..

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    20. Re:less ambiguous units please! by bmo · · Score: 1

      "What the hell is a 'rhode' island?"

      It's a unit of measurement.

      http://www.quahog.org/factsfolklore/index.php?id=1 2

      It's a state.

      http://www.ri.gov/

      It's where a lot of famous people call home

      http://www.quahog.org/factsfolklore/index.php?id=7

      Got a problem with that?

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    21. Re:less ambiguous units please! by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      Conneticut is a city in Rhode Island.

      Seriously. You're one of those people who talk about the CONTINENT of Australia, too, aren't you? What's next, the continent of the United States?

    22. Re:less ambiguous units please! by budgenator · · Score: 2, Funny

      see what you get when an Australian newspaper reports about Canadians seeing an Ice shelf break using American satellites, a triple conversion whammy, imagine converting NASA spec football fields into Canadian football fields then into Australian football fields; It's a wonder anybody has landed anything on Mars!

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    23. Re:less ambiguous units please! by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I didn't refer to Connecticut as a state, I just asked if I remembered a quote from the film incorrectly. And yes, I do refer to Australia as a continent, because it, unless I was misinformed, is a continent. It just also happens to be a country that takes up the entire continent, so the two terms are interchangeable. Also, I refer to America as a continent, not a country.

  9. Well... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."

    So what was the cause 30 years ago?

    It's a fair question, yes? Like when I hear "such and such place recorded the highest temperature in 150 years this week!" I think "What caused the previous high 150 years agp?" My brain has a pesky habit of continually asking questions. All those X-Files episodes, I guess. Trust no one. Ideologues hate me.

    1. Re:Well... by huckda · · Score: 1

      Why are scientists so quick to point fingers all the time?

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    2. Re:Well... by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's my thought. a 1300 years ago it was so warm in England that english wine was better than french wine. I am not going to worry about Global warming until that happens again.

      So the ice shelf is 3000 years old. That means 4000 years ago it was so warm that it couldn't form.

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    3. Re:Well... by scribblej · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That could just mean they've only been measuring for 30 years; it's more honest than saying 'in recorded history!' -- although if it is the case, they should say both to make it clear.

      While you're asking good questions, add this one on: How is it that this thing is only 3000 years old? In geological timescales, that's nothing. The "blink of an eye." If it only just developed in the first place, why should we care that it's gone away again?

    4. Re:Well... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's their job? With respect to the GP, we would indeed not be bothered, but two things would warrant "pointing the finger." The first is increased frequency, and the second is a mechanism that we know could cause something of this kind. If these are observed, then being curious is probably the correct response.

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    5. Re:Well... by FhnuZoag · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As for the 150 years thing, it's because they had no thermometers 150 years ago, so their records only go back 150 years.

      And in this case, the 30 years figure is because observations of this kind done with satellites has only been possible for 30 years, and any prior event would be impossible to measure.

    6. Re:Well... by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm no environmental scientist, but surely there would need to be many such events measured before we could really start saying what caused it.

      Is this a natural cycle? How long has this particular event been brewing? Have there been any other factors involved that can be discovered? These questions need to be answered before causes can be decided.

      I am concerned about global warming, but I am also concerned about political motivations determining hypothesis, or special interest groups leaping on events and trumpeting them as being caused by their particular bugbear.

      Such things do not good science make, and we need good science to get to grips with the causes of these events, lest we wander too far from the truth of it.

    7. Re:Well... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      " Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."
      So what was the cause 30 years ago?

      Probably a set of major contributing factors that did not include climate change, as can be inferred from the quote.

      :P

    8. Re:Well... by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      They still make wine in England today. And some people think that it tastes better than French wine. And Africa, where it is a whole lot hotter than France, doesn't make good wine at all. How 'good' wine tastes is no indicator of global temperature conditions.

      The thing is, we do not *want* to return to the situation of over 3000 years ago, because it is not a situation in which modern civilisation has arisen.

    9. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 2, Informative

      that's my thought. a 1300 years ago it was so warm in England that english wine was better than french wine. I am not going to worry about Global warming until that happens again.

      This is a very naive view. The problem is that most of our current civilization and infrastructure has been developed in the past few centuries during which the climate was not that warm. This infrastructure is fragile - it would not take much sea rise or change in rainfall patterns to cause major problems for a significant proportion of humanity.

      You may not need to worry, but the hundreds of millions (if not billions) whose lives rely on our current climate would probably need to worry if things changed to the way they were 1300 years ago.

    10. Re:Well... by qortra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what was the cause 30 years ago?

      Maybe it was a climate change? The climate changes all the time for various reasons, some of which we know, and most of which we don't.

      I get the feeling that when you see "climate change", you assume that somebody is trying to push an ideology(specifically, Global Warming). I don't think this is the case. It's a fact that there is climate change, and it's a fact that the current climate change includes a increase in temperature, but not everybody claims that this is a result of human civilization. Temperature can only change in two directions, so there's a 50/50 shot that temperatures rise instead of fall.

      Moreover, these scientists never specifically target global warming as a factor in the climate change which they merely suspect as a cause for this collapse. Read the following:

      The researchers suspect climate change may have played a role in the collapse but said they cannot definitively say it is a result of global warming.

      Maybe the people who wrote the article are trying to push the ideology, but the scientists aren't. They're only claiming that the increase in temperature which we have observed might be responsible for the demise of ice. Seems reasonable, no?

    11. Re:Well... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "Probably a set of major contributing factors that did not include climate change, as can be inferred from the quote."

      Like what - really big polar bears coveringing by the thousands and dancing a stomp in unison?

      No, really... that's a whole lot of ice, and Canada isn't exactly known as a geological hotbed of earthquakes or volcanoes, so...?

      Not saying it's not possible for an earthquake to be the cause, but ruling out a huge factor such as climate entirely seems rather absurd, all things considered.

      /P

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    12. Re:Well... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      It depends - what are you looking to find out when you get the answer? A better understanding of heat waves? Of local climate patterns? Of global climate patterns? Of crop growth? Of migration patterns? Of chaos theory? Of ice shelf tectonics? Of human habitat impact? Of randomness? Asking a question without knowing what you intend to learn is worse than no question - it's mindless wandering.

      So I'd like to ask you: what topic did you have in mind?

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    13. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what was the cause 30 years ago?

      It's a fair question, yes? Like when I hear "such and such place recorded the highest temperature in 150 years this week!" I think "What caused the previous high 150 years agp?" My brain has a pesky habit of continually asking questions.


      The problem is, you need to ask the right questions - you are asking the wrong ones. What matters is not what caused an area of ice to break off 30 years ago. The correct question is: "How much faster is the ice breaking off now than then?" Just because it has taken 30 years for an area to exceed the previous record, does not mean that no ice has been breaking off since.... in fact, warming might might mean that smaller pieces break off more often, explaining the long time to break the record!

    14. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing that this whole industrial revolution thing started just a year or two ago and we managed to get the filters in there before the planet got too nasty. Man, I can't imagine what the world would be like with combustion engines and smoke stacks clogging up the air if it was left running unchecked for centuries.

    15. Re:Well... by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most of us are familiar with the frog illustration - supposedly if you throw a frog into boiling water, he will jump out, but if you put him in cold water and gradually raise the temperature, you can boil him without him being disturbed.

      We are the frog, and global warming is the means by which we are being boiled. We are the latter.

    16. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't that fragile. No amount of climate change is going to erase the rotary engine, mathematics, electricity, etc.... away and leave us back in the dark ages. Well, no climate change due to global warming anyway... The people you are most worried about are the ones who still live the same way we did 1300 years ago, so civilization isn't the most solid argument against global warming.

    17. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 1

      It isn't that fragile. No amount of climate change is going to erase the rotary engine, mathematics, electricity, etc.... away and leave us back in the dark ages. Well, no climate change due to global warming anyway... The people you are most worried about are the ones who still live the same way we did 1300 years ago, so civilization isn't the most solid argument against global warming.

      Not just them. Think of the major cities that would be threatened by even a few metres rise in sea levels. London, New York, Tokyo, just to name a few Things would be a little bit troublesome for our economies if any one of those was seriously damaged by flooding, for example.

      I don't think there is any chance of humanity regressing to the dark ages; but life could become very difficult for a vast number of people.

    18. Re:Well... by synonymous · · Score: 1

      Not really impossible, Seismographs been round for at least a hundred years

    19. Re:Well... by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      While construing a once in 30 year event as evidence for global warming isn't necessarily correct, neither is calling it an ideology instead of a theory (and one that's fairly well substantiated by less shaky evidence).

      Or maybe I should decide that relativity is an ideology and not a theory because some people decide that their subjective experience of time is evidence that it's true.

    20. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I live in a state that was formerly about half covered by a glacier, I would like to thank all the ancients that drove their suv's without a care so that they would cause global warming to provide those that followed with a glacier free land... Man, back in their day, gas must have been like $0.01 a gallon.

    21. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      The researchers suspect climate change may have played a role in the collapse but said they cannot definitively say it is a result of global warming."


      So...even the researchers working on the issue say that they don't know if the cause is 'global warming', whatever that might be defined as, or something else. If the cause is the 'something else' then maybe the same thing happened 30 years ago, too.

    22. Re:Well... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      >>>>" Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."
      >>>So what was the cause 30 years ago?

      >>"Probably a set of major contributing factors that did not include climate change, as can be inferred from the quote."
      > Like what - really big polar bears coveringing by the thousands and dancing a stomp in unison?
      > No, really... that's a whole lot of ice, and Canada isn't exactly known as a geological hotbed of earthquakes or volcanoes, so...?

      This is basically an argument from incredulity: that if climate change were in fact not occurring, then NO ice should ever break off the sheet, because you, Penguinisto, cannot imagine why that would possibly happen.

      >Not saying it's not possible for an earthquake to be the cause, but ruling out a huge factor such as climate entirely seems rather absurd, all things considered.

      I think the issue here is what is meant by "climate change". Climate changes locally all the time. Globally, temperature is just a sawtoothy function over time that has gradually risen over the decades. This is what they're talking about when they rule it out. Nobody can rule out "climate change" in general which includes local changes and proximate causes. There could have been a warm summer that year over that part of Canada just by chance.

    23. Re:Well... by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      sometime around 800, france was so hot that it's wine wasn't very good, and England was just warm enough to make it's wine better than France's.

      That was my point. apparently I was being too subtle for you. That England has been that warm in the "recent" past. While CO2 emmissions might be speeding up the normal cycle, fact is that weather temperatures go up and down. if the ice shelf is 3000 years old then it's younger than the pyramids and younger than the jewish religion.

      let's put it into perspective shall we.

      So ancient jews weren't civilized? or do you mean technologically advanced? There is a difference. I will assume you meant they weren't technologically advanced.

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    24. Re:Well... by agentcdog · · Score: 1

      OK... the earth has NEVER been at a standstill. It's kind of a stupid thought, once you ponder it. Why on earth would we expect the earth to suddenly stop changing and evolving because we're used to how it is right now? The earth is in a state of constant flux, not equilibrium (see flip-flopping magnetic field for one example). Sure, it hovers around something of an equilibrium, but even that is subject to change. Of course we don't WANT it to change, but we really need to be preparing for the INEVITABLE changes that will take place. Some day the earth will be cooling. Some things will be quite bothersome to deal with. In the meantime, scientists are trying to discover the mechanisms for change to better predict (and hopefully mediate) changes. They can't STOP changes.

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      If I understand Dirac correctly, his meaning is this: there is no God, and Dirac is his Prophet. -Pauli
    25. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 2, Informative

      So...even the researchers working on the issue say that they don't know if the cause is 'global warming', whatever that might be defined as, or something else. If the cause is the 'something else' then maybe the same thing happened 30 years ago, too.

      No. You are misinterpreting scientific honesty. "Cannot definitively say" does not mean "don't know".

    26. Re:Well... by qortra · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but animal analogies are neither here nor there. I was making a very simple claim that the scientists interviewed by the writers of the article are making no ideological claim one way or the other concerning Global Warming. For that matter, I am making no ideological claim one way or the other regarding Global Warming. Nobody is. The only claim being made is that climate change might have caused the collapse.

    27. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A few meters is a HUGE rise in levels that we see no indications of. That's a massive quantity of water. London, New York, Tokyo could easily compensate through a variety of means (dikes, pylons, fill-dirt, etc...) It's the average coastal homeowner that would take the brunt of the cost, but most of them have the means to absorb it, especially given the drawn out period of time it would occur over. Modern western civilization has little to fear from rising sea levels. The 3rd world is where the problems lie.

    28. Re:Well... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So NY and london get their subways cleaned up from the filth. The cities will first erect damns and walls. Then the people will move out. The cities will die, but new ones will be built.

      it's called the circle of life. Birth, growth, spouse children, death, and then the children go on. Cities do the same thing. isn't amazing that the cities that have lasted the longest are the farthest from rising waters? Rome, Jerusalem, Beijing

      Wow it must be a conspiracy or something. should I blame the aliens, Atlantian's, or the illumanti?

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    29. Re:Well... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      That's because it all depends on what you mean on 'know'. If you're talking in the scientific sense, then knowing something is pretty strong, if you're talking in the common day sense, then knowing is a bit stronger than a 'gut feeling', but vulnerable to lies like 'knowing there are WMDs in Iraq' and things that contradict 'common sense'.

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    30. Re:Well... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fun with statistics:

      365 days per year, 150 years of temperature records, and a wild-ass assumption that a 10 degree variation is "normal" for a given day of the year.

      Given those numbers, how many record high temperatures would this predict for 2007?

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    31. Re:Well... by jaypeg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they can core sample the ice and from its density, oxygen content and who-knows-what-else, determine a lot about temperature/melt cycles going back a lot further than 150 years.

    32. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Well, London is already experiencing an increasing need to use the Thames Barrier to prevent flooding.

      My point is that things are fragile. Just imagine the impact on economics of one of the cities I mentioned was flooded.

    33. Re:Well... by mgrassi99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What struck me was that the article mentioned the ice formations being about 3000 years old. Leading me to believe that over 3000 years ago, it was warmer, and then it got colder. And now its getting warmer again. Sooooo....can we prove that it truly is global warming now, and not part of some other cyclical change?

    34. Re:Well... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      The effect wouldn't be that great. All the companies and banks etc in those cities could just relocate somewhere higher. It's not like there is much serious infrastructure there, it's just office buildings.

    35. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 4, Informative

      Go watch Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth". He presents data gathered by scientists that use ice core samples to infer temperature and CO2 cycles over the last 650,000 years. The data as he presents it is pretty compelling. If you choose, you can then do more research on your own to determine the veracity of that data, but it will help answer many of the questions you pose.

    36. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      No need to imagine... we have New Orleans as an example ;)

      1) It was catastrophic. Most cities are not 50 feet below sea level, so they could not possible flood on such a short time scale, so this is a worst case scenario.

      2) Even in this worst case scenario, where a major city went down completely in the blink of an eye, when looked at from a larger economic standpoint, it's hardly a blip.

      Now granted, NO is no NY. But in NY, only the waterfront is likely to be affected, and gradually over the course of years, not days. We have the engineering means to compensate given that timescale... hell, we have the engineering means to build a major city 50 feet below the ocean in the first place! Even if we procrastinate and did nothing as levels began rising, when Battery Park started going under water, I guarantee you that the entire Manhattan coastline would be shorn up in a matter of a year or two. Cost is not an issue... we rebuild the entire Missisipi delta every few decades as a matter of course. A few hundred miles of concrete dikes is a drop in the bucket.

    37. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if it's cyclic warming and cooling, it's still global, so it's still global warming. Though it may be natural and cyclic.

    38. Re:Well... by 4iedBandit · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not just them. Think of the major cities that would be threatened by even a few metres rise in sea levels. London, New York, Tokyo, just to name a few Things would be a little bit troublesome for our economies if any one of those was seriously damaged by flooding, for example.

      Um, no. The world will not grind to a halt because a few cities experience some flooding. Will it be inconvienient for some of the population? Sure. But to think that it would be some kind of economic catastrophy? Sorry, but I'm not buying it. If humanity has become so inflexible that a little flooding throws everything into chaos, than we are well overdue for evolution to wipe us off the planet.

      Am I failing to see the big picture? Not at all. I just believe the world economy doesn't consist of a few metropolitan centers of which I would guess much less than 10% of the world's population inhabit.

      Climate Change is real. Saying mankind is the cause, or that it will be our doom is nothing more than fear mongering. I'm more affraid of the people who want to try and stop the climate change cycle. The planet is not a static system, nor should it be just for the convienience of mankind.

      As a disclaimer for my calous attitude, I don't own any ocean front property and will not shed a single tear for people who stand to lose it. That however doesn't mean I'm not studying the topography and making educated guesses on where the next beach front paradises are going to be...

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    39. Re:Well... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the question is: why has it taken so long for the planet to start to warm again to what are the more reasonable mean temperatures it's had for most of its history (if it is indeed doing so)?

      http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Holocene_T emperature_Variations.png

      or, if you prefer a larger timescale:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:65_Myr_Climate_ Change.png

      Oh wait, that question is so so hurtful. I must be paid by the oil firms or something.

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      -Styopa
    40. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Am I failing to see the big picture? Not at all. I just believe the world economy doesn't consist of a few metropolitan centers of which I would guess much less than 10% of the world's population inhabit.

      Actually, it does. The consequences to the world economy of, say, an earthquake that devastated Tokyo would be appalling.

      Climate Change is real. Saying mankind is the cause, or that it will be our doom is nothing more than fear mongering.

      And I think this statement sums up so much about the troubled psychology of so many climate change deniers. Because they worry about doom, they deny that we are causing it.

      First, some science. We are causing it. We are pumping vast amounts of greenhouse gas into the atmosphere.

      Secondly, no-one is talking about 'doom'. We have been through two world wars in the past century, and climate change is unlikely (at least in the short term) to result in that amount of devastation. However, it will cause serious problems.

    41. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      erect damns
      God damns. We erect dams on rivers.
    42. Re:Well... by 4iedBandit · · Score: 0
      The consequences to the world economy of, say, an earthquake that devastated Tokyo would be appalling.

      Been there. Done that. That's just Japan, but major quakes have caused severe damage in other parts of the world. Tragic? Yes. Severly damaging to the local economies? Yes. However, to say they had major consequences on the economy of the whole world? No.

      And I think this statement sums up so much about the troubled psychology of so many climate change deniers. Because they worry about doom, they deny that we are causing it.

      Correlation is not causation. Let me say that again; correlation is NOT causation. Would the world climate be changing if mankind was not here? Yes. This is undisputed. So what makes you so sure that mankind is all of a sudden the cause? If we are the cause then without mankind the climate would not change, yet science has demonstrated that the climate has been changing for quite some time, in cycles of heating and cooling long before mankind could possibly have any effect. Is it likely that mankind has some effect on the climate? Sure. But when you state that mankind is the cause you are making far more assumptions than hard science can support.

      First, some science. We are causing it. We are pumping vast amounts of greenhouse gas into the atmosphere.

      I just thought I should point out that your statement contains no science what-so-ever. Plenty of conjecture, sure.

      Secondly, no-one is talking about 'doom'. ...... However, it will cause serious problems.

      Well statements like severe economic consequences world-wide sure sound like 'doom' to me. Will climate change cause problems? I have no doubt. Will they be serious? I guess it depends on where you live and what you consider serious. I will continue to take issue with people who think mankind is the sole cause of climate change.

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    43. Re:Well... by BluedemonX · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or, you can note that many of the "facts" in that film are incorrect, such as the misattribution of the loss of the Kilimanjaro ice cap to "teh global warming" when we know it was deforestation leading to drier air in the area that's the real culprit.

      And correlating CO2 and temperatures is correlation. Perhaps there's more CO2 in the air when temperatures rise, post hoc ergo propter hoc error maybe?

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    44. Re:Well... by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      No, it just means that the ice that broke off is 5000 years old, nothing more. The structure itself might be much older.

      Even if it's actually the structure itself that formed 5000 years ago, that may not be because of temperature, it may be because that's when the glacier reached the water.

    45. Re:Well... by wonkobeeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Quote:
      I'm no environmental scientist, but surely there would need to be many such events measured before we could really start saying what caused it.

      I believe that you are not a scientist. A scientist does not need "many such events measured before.. saying what caused it". Scientists create a guess at how they think things work. This may or may not be based off of observation. This is called a hypothesis. They then attempt to prove it or disprove it via experimentation. Those theories which are disproved disappear. Some theories simply cannot be proven correct, and then you must simply accept that they:
      a] accurately describe the system (as we know it)
      b] have not been shown to be incorrect in any experiment or simulation
      c] are theoretically and mathematically consistent

      Global warming is one of these. If you wait to prove it correct beyond all nay-sayers belief, then it will be too late. We only get one planet - we don't have another one to experiment upon or to fall back upon if this one gets screwed up. The theory suggests that certain things are more likely to occur, which have been coming true, and at a faster pace over recent years. The future predictions are even more alarming.

      As a registered Green, I think that it would be reasonable to state that the planet will do just fine with unchecked global warming. Remember: There are lots of hot, planet-sized rocks in this universe of ours. The _life_ living on our planet, however....

      There is almost no debate about global warming in the scientific community.

      Quote:
      Is this a natural cycle? I am concerned about global warming, but I am also concerned about political motivations determining hypothesis, or special interest groups... Such things do not good science make.

      Go get yourself a copy of "An Inconvienant Truth" on DVD. It will answer the above questions, as well as other questions you did not think to ask. If you don't have Netflix or a friend who has it, then go and check out your local public library. I bet they have a copy or two out for people to check out (mine does).

    46. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but people can "calculate" average temperatures based on various measurements of things found in ice cores, soil samples, etc. You can't include those measurements to support global warming and then exclude them to defend global warming. And if they only have temperatures for the last x number of years, why not just say "the highest ever recorded" or something?

    47. Re:Well... by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to core drills, we've the highest CO2 levels in over, I think, 60 million years. And the higher levels map precisely to the amount of CO2 and methane we've been pumping into the air, along with the reduction of the ability of the biospher to convert the CO2 to O2 and carbon, due to, oh, cutting all the damned forests down and killing the phytoplankton in the oceans that do the other half of the recycling. We've jacked the greenhouse gases and are slowly crushing the recycling system. It doesn't take an engineer to see what happens after that. We warm up, and warm up catastrophically. That means a lot of things. The Gulf Stream may move. BAD. Europe freezes. Deserts grow. Water dries up worldwide at an increasing rate. Wind patterns change. Storms change. Food supply goes down, and God ain't even providin' for those we have now, sorry Popes.

      What else does it mean? WARS. Lots and lots of wars. Wars almost always are about resources, and shrinking resources and accelerating ecological catastrophe means mankind goes apeshit. Hell, we've just killed 600 thousand people just to control the oil spigot to Asia. Imagine what people will do for livable land and a water supply. Hell, water holes worldwide are being PURCHASED by American speculator right now -- Enron was big into water supply futures before the bastards went dead, but others took their place. Raw capitalism may ignite war long before real changes occur, because the truly evil men in this world will start charging fortunes to access water supplies around the world. We're gonna need a really big army to keep off all the people who are going to want to kill us.

    48. Re:Well... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      No, it can't be proved, but temperatures and especially CO2 levels, are hitting levels that, according to analysis of the same ice, hasn't happened in literally hundreds of thousands of years. Of course, it could all be the biggest coincidence in the history of the planet (except for the formation of life, of course).

    49. Re:Well... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Now granted, NO is no NY.

      But what it is is a major port for the southeast, and don't forget all the oil rigs that got nailed at the same time.

      hell, we have the engineering means to build a major city 50 feet below the ocean in the first place!

      Nah, the French quarter is above sea level, and the poor parts weren't 50 feet below sea level when they were built.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    50. Re:Well... by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      >So what was the cause 30 years ago?

      Well, hell. This was the 1st thing I thought, too. I even have mod points, but you're already +5. Oh well, day late and a dollar short... phooey.

      My compliments on a good point.

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    51. Re:Well... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why should we care that it's gone away again?

      Because it serves someone's political interests.

    52. Re:Well... by Decaff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Been there. Done that. That's just Japan, but major quakes have caused severe damage in other parts of the world. Tragic? Yes. Severly damaging to the local economies? Yes. However, to say they had major consequences on the economy of the whole world? No.

      Sorry, but that is nonsense. Kobe is not Tokyo.

      Correlation is not causatin. Let me say that again; correlation is NOT causation. Would the world climate be changing if mankind was not here? Yes. This is undisputed. So what makes you so sure that mankind is all of a sudden the cause? If we are the cause then without mankind the climate would not change, yet science has demonstrated that the climate has been changing for quite some time, in cycles of heating and cooling long before mankind could possibly have any effect. Is it likely that mankind has some effect on the climate? Sure. But when you state that mankind is the cause you are making far more assumptions than hard science can support.

      No, only more assumptions than your assumptions support.

      Of course correlation isn't causation. And, of course, climate would be changing if mankind were not here. The issue is how fast things are happening. Climate change is now happening beyond what the normal natural cycles predict.

      Here are some established hard scientific facts:

      1. CO2 is a greenhouse gas. Increase CO2 concentration and you warm the planet. This is well established, and there is no doubt about it.

      2. Mankind is increasing CO2 at a dramatic rate. Mankind is pumping CO2 into the atmosphere at a rate that is way above anything that is happening in Nature - more than decomposition, more than volcanic activity. There is a large turnover of CO2, but the amount we are producing is overwhelming it.

      So, for you to be right, either:

      1. CO2 has ceased in some way to be a greenhouse gas, or

      2. The CO2 mankind has produced is some sort of 'magic' CO2 that has special properties.

      Which of these is true?

    53. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the 150 years thing, it's because they had no thermometers 150 years ago, so their records only go back 150 years.

      Ummm, yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that, and then mod you down.

    54. Re:Well... by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Am I not now? How interesting. I don't rely on documentaries for my facts. I rely on research, published papers.

      A hypothesis is often created on little evidence, but then it needs experiment and proven evidence to back it up. Without evidence it's merely faith or a belief based off personal conviction, that's a road to certain failure.

      "There is almost no debate about global warming in the scientific community."

      Wrong, oh so very wrong. What there is in the US is being subdued by the American government. Global warming need not be proved to realize that we are messing with the planet. Relying on poor evidence and supposition is a sure way to take the wrong route and screw things up. What if, for instance, there is an additional cause that we don't know anything about yet? What if we settled on Global warming without sufficient proof, and miss something else that drives us to extinction?

    55. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

      http://www.environmentaldefense.org/documents/3566 _AbruptClimateChange.pdf -- a report commissioned by the DOD and presented to the Oval Office.

      Summary: If the arctic conveyor shifts, we can expect nuclear war within 20 years.

    56. Re:Well... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Remember that ice flows. 3000 years ago was probably when the ice was deposited in the interior of the ice sheet. It took this long to reach the part of the ice sheet that broke off.

    57. Re:Well... by Traiano · · Score: 1

      I have a specific concern with moral "centrists" that take this let's-not-believe-anything-until-the-facts-are-in position. While this type of attitude is generally prudent when analyzing astronomy, it poses an imminent danger for the issue of the environment: by the time we *know* what has gone wrong, we could very well have waited too long. The question I would very much like the scientific community to address is "Balanced against the risk of ignoring the issue, when does the information we have sufficiently justify a policy change?" This might be a very difficult and potentially subjective question to answer, but I'm just sick and tired of politicians clinging to this "wait and see" shit.

    58. Re:Well... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      TFA talked about climate change, not global warming

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    59. Re:Well... by vought · · Score: 1

      But what it is is a major port for the southeast, and don't forget all the oil rigs that got nailed at the same time.



      But what it is is a major port for the southeast, midwest, and all navigable rivers drained by the Mississippi, as well as truck traffic on I-10 - and don't forget all the oil rigs that got nailed at the same time.

      There. Fixed that for you.

    60. Re:Well... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, I-10 itself got nailed during Katrina. You think that if the ocean rises enough, they'll have to route it further inland? We don't want underwater interstates...

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    61. Re:Well... by alshithead · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing out the fact that some areas will get colder. Too many people want to point to areas that are showing no increase in average temperatures or have seen new low temperatures as proof that global warming is not happening. The information that I have read that seems to be most reasonable states that some areas will get colder while most will get warmer. Also, most areas are likely to see an increase in severe weather. Weather contains too many variables to easily predict anything more than the next couple of days' conditions with "some" accuracy.

      Personally, looking at overall trends it seems to me that the risks we face certainly warrant taking steps to reduce CO2 emissions. Our current largest CO2 sink is our oceans. What will we do when they can't hold any more CO2 and the ocean ecosystems collapse? Ocean invertebrates can't form shells or chitin without the proper pH range and sea water pH is directly affected by CO2 content.

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    62. Re:Well... by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your skepticism made me realize something. Man seems to be the only living thing on the planet whose actions have no effect on its environment.

    63. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American government is suppressing scientific dissent against global warming? That's a laugh.

    64. Re:Well... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Would the world climate be changing if mankind was not here? Yes. This is undisputed.

      Thats a fallcy. The correct qustion might be: Would the world climate be changing as fast as it is now, uncompared in history, only based on CO2 emmisions of human industries if mankind was not here? No, of course the answer is: NO! And that is indisputed ... Yes. This is undisputed. scratch this.

      But when you state that mankind is the cause you are making far more assumptions than hard science can support. Uh oh .. so, if you are to lazy to read up sciense reports, what is your educated guess what might be the case for global warming?

      angel'o'sphere

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    65. Re:Well... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      TFA talked about climate change, not global warming
      A change in climate that leads to an average increase of temperaure on the planet (globe) aka a warming of the globe, is called in layman terms "global warming".
      OTOH, if the change in climate would be a decrease in temperature all over the planet you might call it global cooling. But, this is a matter happening in 15.00 years again when current CO2 levels have been absorbed by plats, if they get absorbet.

      angel'o'sphere

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    66. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can prove that the results are the same.

    67. Re:Well... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Concurrancy does not imply causality.

      We know that CO2 does have an impact on atmospheric temperatures, and it easy to argue that humans are having SOME impact on climate change. It is, however, difficult to argue to what extent we are influencing it.

      CO2 is not the only "lever" which modifies global temperature. The earth has been both far colder and warmer than it is today, and those changes occured without any human influence. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that by the time we have enough data points to draw a valid conclusion, it will be too late to act.

    68. Re:Well... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      It isn't that fragile. No amount of climate change is going to erase the rotary engine, mathematics, electricity, etc.... away and leave us back in the dark ages.
      Why do (certain) people place absurdly high requirements on what would justify action on global warming? Ok, the earth will not be annihilated and neither will civilization. What does that have to do with it? The highest reasonable requirement for action is that fixing it ends up costing less than not fixing it. In other words, cutting pollution and CO2 emissions won't put us back in the dark ages either, so why all the kicking and screaming?
    69. Re:Well... by jschoenberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it better that it's a cyclical change? If it's cyclical or not, most humans will die if the climate changes drastically. Are you saying that we should not try to do anything about it and just die like lemmings because its cyclical?

    70. Re:Well... by Darth · · Score: 1

      As for the 150 years thing, it's because they had no thermometers 150 years ago, so their records only go back 150 years.

      The modern mercury thermometer was invented just under 300 years ago. I guess that isn't the reason for the "150 years thing", eh?

      And in this case, the 30 years figure is because observations of this kind done with satellites has only been possible for 30 years, and any prior event would be impossible to measure.

      Well, considering how trivially easy it was to prove your first assertion incorrect, I'm certainly not going to trust that you know what you are talking about here.

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    71. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      The action to take is not well understood. Pollution reduction is a good thing, but it carries an economic cost. Pollution can never be eliminated, and the costs associated with reducing it suffer from diminishing returns. So, while a recommendation to buy smaller cars couldn't hurt, an overly costly reduction in CO2 emissions would have a negative economic impact yet without knowing precisely what the solution is, may fail to have any impact whatsoever on the trend.

      So, IMO, first, BREATH. It's not a doomsday scenario. We are going to live through this even given the worst case. In most predictions we will likely get through it almost unscathed, the scope of the problem only adding noise to the statistics of tragedies we cope with continuously in the forms of earthquakes, meteors, plagues, etc... Secondly, continue to study this issue... we should learn all we can about the causes of the trends, means to potentially change the trend, the precise effects of the trend, and the precise effects of manually changing the trend, along with the costs associated with those efforts. Only when those things are well understood should we start looking at widespread costly options. Thirdly, STOP POLITICISING THIS ISSUE! This goes for both sides of the issue. You don't understand it, I don't understand it, and I know this because the frigging climatologists don't understand it! Running around screaming how the sky is falling so that your politicians can get more votes through panic than the other guys politicians can through fearmongering isn't helping anyone. Sure, if a comet were going to crash into the planet in 3 years, we might be best off screaming our heads off to *DO SOMETHING!!!*. But a giant comet this ain't. It might damage some property values, cause some poor people to relocate, and ruin some damn fine wine, but in the big scheme of things, it's just not that big of a deal. We're going to survive, so, with that in mind, instead of doing just something, let's figure out how to do something smart. When that *smart* option is revealed, it won't be a mainstream political issue because every other option will look stupid.

    72. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is the reuptake rate of CO2 for the planet in proportion to the increased production? How does this rate change in proportion to the % CO2 in the atmosphere? What is the contributing factor of H2O in the atmosphere? How about less abundant pollutants, what do they contribute? Of the ones that contribute, what are the sources? How about the balance of other major gasses (O2 and N2), how do their relative proportions affect the reuptake of the primary contributors? What portion of the trend can be attributed to other factors, such as solar cycles? Can you account for all sources of CO2, and give an accurate rate of production for them, including the natural sources? What are all the consequences of the trend, accurately and in detail? What are the costs of those consequences? What are the proposed actions to shift the climate trends? What are the costs associated with those proposals? What are the concequences, climatologically of those proposals, and the accurate prediction of the new trend, along with the costs associated with the outcome? Which of those proposals' costs, combined with the affected trend's costs exceed the cost of the trend if left to it's own devices? Finally, of the remaining proposals, if any, which is most cost effective, in dollars, lives and quality of life?

      We have difinitive answers to few, if any of these questions. Until we do, screaming that we should *DO DOMETHING* no matter how stupid, costly, hazardous, ineffectual, and potentially damaging that something may be, is just political posturing, same as denial of facts is.

    73. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The action to take is not well understood. Pollution reduction is a good thing, but it carries an economic cost. "

      If reduction in energy requirements via energy efficiency is used then it might have an economic benefit, and also a benefit in terms of
      energy security. Things like improving home insulation to reduce requirements for heating or air conditioning, more efficient cars,
      car pooling, etc., need not have a heavy economic cost, and may have no cost. For those actions that do have a significant cost more
      thought it required.

    74. Re:Well... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I merely asked the question to spark discussion. Mission accomplished. :)

      Believe it or not, there's poeple out here like me who don't have hidden sgendas.

    75. Re:Well... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Did Algore present any of the opposing data or was it just a giant unwatched commercial for globalbedwetting? Can we trust anything Algore says after his many inflated,bombastic claims like inventing the internet? Could it really be his wife just pulling the puppetstrings now that the PMRC is dead and she has free time on her hands?
      Could it be the toxoplasmosi in his beard playing bodysnatcher?
      I think it best to leave science and Algore in different references.Especially since it's been seen,they're mutually exclusive of each other.
      Personality cults and science do not mix.
      Would you trust the health of your child to Jane Fondas reccomendation?
      Would you buy a car at Charlie Sheens approval?
      Eat breakfast cereal endorsed by the Baldwins?
      No, my gullible friend you can't believe what you see on T.V.,read in the papers and have been taught in school.Nowhere to hide,nowhere to run.
      Worst of all are reports of scientific discovery (notice I didn't say "evidence")bought and paid for by those pushing the agenda indicated by the research.Performed by gradstudents hoping to gain the approval of their exhippie professors who are paying on the Mercedes and planning their Mediterranian cruises.
      Don't believe it unless you did the research yourself and then question your own accuracy!

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    76. Re:Well... by matrem · · Score: 1

      You seem to assume that the earth was in some sort of equilibrium, which we are now returning to. This is not true. The earth does not have stable atmospheric and climatic conditions, meta-stable would be a more accurate way of describing it.

      The variations of the climate on a geological timescale are enormous events, that have caused large-scale extinctions, up to 98% of all species. Of course the earth is likely to be repopulated every time, but that doesn't mean that climate change is a good thing. Right now we are doubling the amount of CO2 in the air in a few centuries, and it is a scientific certainty that this will have a significant effect on our climate. What's your point? That some other species will become dominant after us, and it's all part of the "natural process"?

    77. Re:Well... by Urkki · · Score: 1
      that's my thought. a 1300 years ago it was so warm in England that english wine was better than french wine. I am not going to worry about Global warming until that happens again.

      Local conditions are no indication for or against global warming. Consider the Gulf Stream for example... Global climate is linked to something as big as the Gulf Stream, that's for sure, and current speculation is that the link mihgt be inverse, colder global tempereature would mean colder arctic, which could mean stronger Gulf Stream, which could mean warmer England. And vise versa, too warm arctic might even cause Gulf Stream to stop altogether, freezing northern parts of Europe (what is warm for Arctic is still freezing).

      Or then not... My point is, you can't tell if warmer, more wine-friendly England means global warming or global cooling, it could be either.
    78. Re:Well... by shalmaneser1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      correction: the medieval warm-period at its hottest ~1000ad was colder than now.
      certain isolated geographical may have been warmer ( eg. england ) but the average global temp at the time was at about the same temp as the 1970s.
      right now is the warmest period on record for a long time.

      oh. and england started growing grapes for wine last year.

      http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2004 /12/werent-temperatures-warmer-during-the-medieval -warm-period-than-they-are-today/

    79. Re:Well... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      So have you reduced your carbon emissions to zero yet? I guess not, since you're still breathing!

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    80. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...Ideologues hate me.


      Erm, maybe it's not because they're ideologues, maybe it's because you're so full of yourself thinking you're so clever for asking lots of dumb questions to which everyone else has already figured out the answers.
    81. Re:Well... by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Those things that have little or no economic cost, however, are highly unlikely to reverse any major climate trend. That doesn't mean they aren't good things to do, of course.

    82. Re:Well... by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      The correct question is: "How much faster is the ice breaking off now than then?"

      Is that the correct question? How about "Are ice shelves breaking off faster, slower, or at the same rate now as they were then?" Your question seems to show a bias toward the belief that ice shelves are breaking off faster now.

      And if you can decisively answer that question, then the next question might be "What is the cause of this change, if there is one, in rate?"

    83. Re:Well... by marsu_k · · Score: 1

      It's a nice metaphor, although it's a myth.

    84. Re:Well... by enodo · · Score: 1

      My goodness the parent is a strange and silly post. The first chart being linked to shows clearly that while there are certainly climate fluctuations on the order of centuries, they are only of 1 degree or less - less than the warming already observed in the 20th century. Not surprisingly, it also shows that 2004 was far hotter than any time in the last 12000 years. The other thing it shows is that far from it taking a long time to warm up, the spike in temperatures leading to the dot at 2004 is essentially unprecedented. As for the second chart - first of all, it shows O2 concentrations, not temperature. Even if we assume (as the text below the chart disclaims) that this is a proxy for temperature, so what? The label on the chart immediately preceding big dip in temperature is "antarctic reglaciation". As ice forms on land, the sea level falls, the earth becomes more reflective, and all of these things lead to lower global temperatures. (In fact, the continents are also moving, making super long temperature comparisons pointless.) Does the parent think that it's "normal" for Antarctica to be free of ice, as the chart shows it was 20 million years ago? Keep doing what we're doing, and we'll be well on the way. What I don't get is why so many people think that they know more than the climate scientists. Talking points of the sort in the parent do nothing to disprove the major point: that CO2 and methane are greenhouse gases, that they warm the earth in entirely predictable ways, and that the predictions (in many cases 20 or more years old at this point) are being shown to be correct.

    85. Re:Well... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      On what basis do you assert that the change will be slow? So far it has been, but that's not evidence that things will continue this way.

      E.g., it has been observed that liquid water is leaking from *under* the Greenland ice cap. That implies that the ice cap is lubricated. If some major part of it starts to slide the friction will create heat, melting more ice near the base. This could quickly lead to a large amount of ice moving from being supported on land to floating. What's large? Nobody knows what a reasonable guess for how much could move at once. Probably not all of it, likely less than half. How much less? ??

      It could happen that the next event is a 2 foot rise in the ocean level, all at one go. *!NO!* coastal city is prepared (or not that I know of). And 2 feet isn't the maximum. It's a "small chunk". And that small chunk would cause much ice that hadn't been about to leave to quickly depart (since now it's base was under water, and it's starting to float).

      We don't know how rapidly the change can come on. We've records that some of the past shifts have been "very quick", but paleontological dating usually considers anything that happens in only a century to be too fast to measure.

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    86. Re:Well... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, human beings live in New York, London, and Tokyo!

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    87. Re:Well... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The problem with Al Gore, and many other "environmentalists," is that they are only interested in solutions to climate change that further their social policy goals. If we don't find a solution that involves a reduction in personal SUV sized transportation, involves zero increase in nuclear power, and is administered solely through government regulation, they don't want anything to do with it. It's not about fixing the environment so much as it is inflicting lifestyle changes on people.

      If they stopped treating climate change as a tool for social engineering and more like an actual engineering problem, not only would we be making some forward progress, but people would be more likely believe them.

      That's the funny thing about liars. You tend to disbelieve everything they say. Even the true stuff.

    88. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Gore also includes a Wooly Mammoth in the pictures of animals that have gone extinct due to human action. Granted there are some theories that early man drove them to extinction 10,000 years ago, but I found its inclusion in that set odd.

      CO2 and temperature is correlation backed by theory. I am not a climatologist, but I do put strong trust in today's peer-review scientific process. I pointed out the documentary as a good starting point for sources of data to study. Maybe it is all wrong. There is a part of me that strongly agrees with the guy at XKCD.

    89. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Do you disbelieve everything produced by the scientific community or do you do a tremendous amount of independent research? I'm guessing the former since it involves more slack.

    90. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. I do not remember any solutions being presented in "An Inconvienent Truth" -- just data supporting human-caused global warming -- and a story about his father quitting tobacco farming after Gore's sister died of lung cancer.

    91. Re:Well... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The credits to "An Inconvenient Truth" were overlaid with a series of "things you can do to help" type suggestions, along with a URL for more information.

    92. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, which solution to climate change has Al Gore rejected?

    93. Re:Well... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right.I suspect most "scientific" research of straying outside the bounds of the classic rules of science.Who's gonna stop 'em? The science police? Mr.Wizard? Review will only spawn another opinion and will be refuted in popular media.
      What can you trust? Nothing! Ones intuition and a crap detector is the last hope for anyone! Waaaay too much discovery and contradicion a short time later,have I seen in my lifetime.No one can know anything new with any certainty at all. Political agendas have ruined colleges which produce scientists and a fair amount of research.(not to mention ruining other disciplines as well).Might as well have a drink,my friend,and break out the chess board,nothing but the creature comforts carry any meaning any more.

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    94. Re:Well... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I saw An Inconvenient Truth too.
      I don't know that Al Gore actually gave solutions, but he did give ways to lessen our impact on global warming. Those I remember:
      1. Use compact fluorescent bulbs. Replacing five incandescents with CF bulbs in your house can reduce CO2 emissions as much in a year as removing your car from the road for that time.
      2. Plant trees. Trees absorb CO2.
      3. Get one of those thermostats with timers. Tell it to lower temps in winter and raise them in summer in the times when these are the least bothersome. Lowers CO2 at the powerplant. (Jimmy Carter's suggestion--cool all the time in winter, warm all the time in summer--would probably be even more effective, but it would probably be less popular.)
      4. Change your furnace filter regularly. Clean furnace filters lower CO2 emissions.
      5. Cover your hot water heater with an insulating blanket. This lowers CO2 emissions, presumably at the power plant.
      None of these strictly require government involvement.

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    95. Re:Well... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      I do not remember any proposals for large government programs in the movie.

      I do remember him talking about CA passing CO2 emission legislation and the American automakers suing the state over it. Technically, that is more reporting and less proposing.

    96. Re:Well... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I have not seen "An Inconvenient Truth", so I would not know. Al Gore's body of work is much larger than that single movie, and he has proposed solutions elsewhere, including in his presidential campaign and in his books. Some of his suggestions are ridiculous and draconian, to the point where they make fascists look like moderates.

    97. Re:Well... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Are you asking about a particular technology? Because that is not what I am talking about. He has rejected market based approaches in favor of regulatory approaches.

      Technology wise, in the past he has opposed nuclear power as a replacement for coal.. Of course on other occasions he has also supported it, so it's hard to say what he actually thinks on the matter.

    98. Re:Well... by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

      RE: CO2 and temperature is correlation backed by theory.

      But correlation isn't causality.

      And as I said before, if it's such a slam dunk that GW because of human action is true, why lie?

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  10. Collossal by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And it only took a year and a half for anyone to notice. It must have been quite amazing. No wonder Florida has disappeared under the waters.

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    1. Re:Collossal by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      No wonder Florida has disappeared under the waters.

      Oh, cool. I hand't noticed. Now that'll make the next election so much easier.

  11. Northwest Passage by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

    If only all those explorers could have waited a few hundred years...

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  12. A river in Eygpt by edwardpickman · · Score: 0

    Got to wonder at what point the government surrenders and admits to human induced climate change? It's like down turns in the economy, things like the housing market. They deny there's a slow down until they can anounce recovery well they never admitted to the slowdown in the first place so what are we recovering from? If they are waiting for the climate to improve on it's own before admitting to global warming they are likely to have a long wait. Even a minor shift can take hundreds of years to reverse and this one isn't looking minor so it can take thousands of years. Do we have to loose coastal Florida or New York City before they admit there's a problem?

    1. Re:A river in Eygpt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does everybody forget the SUN? The source of 99.999% of the heat on earth varying in its output by a teeny tiny fraction of a percentage of it's output couldn't possibly make the earth warmer or colder could it?

    2. Re:A river in Eygpt by vought · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why does everybody forget the SUN? The source of 99.999% of the heat on earth varying in its output by a teeny tiny fraction of a percentage of it's output couldn't possibly make the earth warmer or colder could it?

      So, your hypothesis is that the sun, which has been massively consistent in heat output for the past 60,000 years according to core samples, waited to turn up the heat until the precise moment in geological history that human beings started putting 70 million tons of CO2 into the atmosphere?

      Seriously - watch an Inconvenient Truth. It won't kill you and you might actually learn something.

    3. Re:A river in Eygpt by mark-t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Got to wonder at what point the government surrenders and admits to human induced climate change?

      While it would be absolutely foolish to dispute the reality of global warming, many of the arguments for it actually being human induced are somewhat specious, simply because global temperature records do not go back for enough to make a statistically meaningful analysis of the cause.

      I'm not saying that we aren't the cause, but before the last ice-age this planet was a whole lot warmer than it is right now, and it managed to chill eventually. This whole thing could just be part of the normal geological cycle.

    4. Re:A river in Eygpt by bob65 · · Score: 1

      Why does the government have to "admit" to human induced climate change? We live on this freakin' planet, just like any other plant or animal - of course we're changing the climate. The climate (and environment in general) is there for us to change, to utilize, for our survival. Maybe there are other ways of dealing with the unpleasant effects of global warming on humans than simply preventing it?

    5. Re:A river in Eygpt by vought · · Score: 3, Insightful

      70 million tons of CO2

      Should be 70 million tons of CO2 a day. But I'm sure it's the sun "surging" or something. Let's organize a space mission to toss giant ice cubes into the sun!

    6. Re:A river in Eygpt by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      People don't forget the Sun. Certainly solar forcing is a major factor in climate models. However, variations in solar output alone can't explain the warming trend we currently see. See, for instance, this review.

    7. Re:A river in Eygpt by Penguinisto · · Score: 0
      Two things you forgot when rattling off that number:

      1) The Earth's atmosphere weighs in at roughly 441,000 billion ^ 10 tons (or roughly 4.41 million billion tons, using British/UK counting of "billion", meaning a hell of a lot more than what most Americans would think upon seeing such a number).

      2) Plants, Ocean/River/Lake Water, Precipitation... all of it removes or dissolves CO2 from the air, and prolly not at a trivial rate.

      If you're going to lash out with a really big number, at least put it in perspective, yes?

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    8. Re:A river in Eygpt by vought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're going to lash out with a really big number, at least put it in perspective, yes?

      Well, you didn't bother to. Why should I?

      The point of my post is that we have fewer carbon sequestering plants each day while the rate of CO2 deposition into the atmosphere is growing each day. There's evidence the CO2 deposition into the oceans is causing them to become more acidic, affecting calcium carbonate-dependent sea life - i.e. all of it.

      Yes, oceans and trees absorb CO2 - at a constantly declining rate due to the finite capacity of water to hold dissolved carbon at atmospheric pressure and biological constraints - and in case you hadn't noticed, there are fewer trees globally every year - and usually because they're burned, which puts that C)2 right back into the atmosphere.

      The earth's capacity to self-sequester C02 is declining at an increasing rate while we are depositing CO2 into the atmosphere at a constantly increasing rate. Is that clear enough for you?

    9. Re:A river in Eygpt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Got to wonder at what point the government surrenders and admits to human induced climate change?"

      Maybe in 2009, if we're smart enough to elect Al Gore. Our *current* government is too busy telling geologists not to say how old the Grand Canyon is.

    10. Re:A river in Eygpt by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Do we have to loose coastal Florida or New York City before they admit there's a problem?

      I haven't been pedantic in a while, so:
      1. Incorrect use of loose.
      2. You can't lose Florida coastline, unless it recedes to above Florida's northernmost border.
      3. unless #2 happens, the Florida coastline has merely changed.

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    11. Re:A river in Eygpt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've got data to support your belief that the energy output of the Sun has not varied one iota (or fraction there of) in the last billion years or so that there have been warming and cooling cycles on earth?

      Just out of curiosity, what do sunspots do anyway?

      Shouldn't we seek to fully quantify/qualify the blowtorch under the pot before we decide on the frog's effect on the boiling water?

      BTW: I read the bible too, why am I still an atheist?

    12. Re:A river in Eygpt by RevMike · · Score: 1

      Why does everybody forget the SUN? The source of 99.999% of the heat on earth varying in its output by a teeny tiny fraction of a percentage of it's output couldn't possibly make the earth warmer or colder could it?

      So, your hypothesis is that the sun, which has been massively consistent in heat output for the past 60,000 years according to core samples, waited to turn up the heat until the precise moment in geological history that human beings started putting 70 million tons of CO2 into the atmosphere?

      Actually, the variation in the sun's output is estimated at 0.7% (source) However, this study fails to take into account the experimentally demonstrated effect discovered by Svensmark at the Danish National Science Center.

      The "Svensmark Effect" is that cosmic rays penetrate to the troposphere. Here they create ions that help induce cloud formation. The cloud formation directly reflects some radiation back into space cooling the earth. During periods of high solar activity, substantially less cosmic ray radiation penetrates to troposphere, increasing the amount of water vapor in the air. Water vapor is, of course, a much more effective greenhouse gas than CO2.

      So this is a positive feedback effect. Small variations is solar output create small changes in energy absorption, but they also create larger changes in cloud cover and water vapor. 85% of the warming blamed on industrialization can be explained by small solar variation similar to that measured, in combination with cloud cover changes similar to those observed.

    13. Re:A river in Eygpt by dapsychous · · Score: 1

      Let's organize a space mission to toss giant ice cubes into the sun! Yeah! I mean, we've got all this extra ice just floating around the arctic now...
    14. Re:A river in Eygpt by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Wrong. We don't need Victorian thermometer readings to know what the temperature was at any period in the past. We've tree rings, percentage of carbon-14 absorbed during a year, ice cores, shorelines, fossils, yadda yadda. If you want to get a list from someone who has a good memory and has done his homework, rent Albert Gore's (President, real world) "Inconvenient Truth". He's got it all down, including how we know what we know and what's going to happen. For instance, glacial melt is happening a HELL of a lot faster than we knew possible because we've discovered water flows in melted channels under the glaciers, flows which come from the warmup and themselves speed up the warmup. Now we have some idea how the earth got out of it's glacial phases so often and so quickly.

      Unfortunately, we're not in an ice age, so we are in big trouble. There may have been a warmup scheduled, but we've put teflon under the skids with our cow herds and petroleum, wood, and coal burning. Not a good idea to pump kerosene into a forest fire...

    15. Re:A river in Eygpt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_dioxide#Concen trations_of_CO2_in_atmosphere

      Read that *carefully* before you state useless FUD again. Put your numbers in perspective, yes?

    16. Re:A river in Eygpt by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Two can play this game.
      Yes, Florida will always have a coastline unless it is completely submerged. There may come a point where its coastline is shorter, but as long as it exists, it will have a coastline.
      There are important settlements built on the current Florida coastline, however: fine places like Miami and Fort Lauderdale and Tampa Bay and Daytona Beach and Pensacola. If the ocean level rises sufficiently, all these fine cities will be underwater. People who are literally building houses on beachfront will soon have to take boats to their property....

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    17. Re:A river in Eygpt by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "Well, you didn't bother to. Why should I?"

      Ah, but I did... that 70 bn tons is but a drop in the bucket compared to the overall size of the entire Atmosphere. Compare that to factors which mitigate atmospheric CO2, and while not perfect, it is a perspective. Denial doesn't make that automatically go away, y'know... ;)

      "The point of my post is that we have fewer carbon sequestering plants each day..."

      Oh? Considering that North America has a growing number of overall plant life (as compared to, say, 1900), it tends to mitigate the ever-holy Amazon (not to mention the actual shrinkage of the Sahara Desert as it surrenders to plant life, coupled with various other places... it's a toss-up, really if one were to guess, given current information). Given all that, your premise (that we're losing plant life at some sort of alarming rate) is rather fallacious.

      "...at a constantly declining rate due to the finite capacity of water to hold dissolved carbon at atmospheric pressure and biological constraints..."

      IIRC, we're supposed to be losing ice (as in - the premise of this article?)... as it turns into water. Also, the act of evaporation sends largely CO2-free water back into the air (assuming the CO2 was otherwise fixated by soil or plant processes before evaporation). Water absoprtion isn't exactly the zero-sum game you paint it to be.

      This all means that the alarmism may not be (I said may not be, not is not, as no model is complete enough to tell for sure) ...warranted.

      /P

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    18. Re:A river in Eygpt by PoconoPCDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that we aren't the cause, but before the last ice-age this planet was a whole lot warmer than it is right now, and it managed to chill eventually. This whole thing could just be part of the normal geological cycle.



      I've read more than a few of these /. debates over whether or not humans might or might not be "responsible" for global warming. What was the human population of the Earth 650,000 years ago? A tiny fraction of what it is today, correct? And were these humans able to do the sort of things that todays humans can do on a global scale, like burning rain forests, pumping huge quantities of CO2 into the atmosphere, hmmm...the short answer is NO!



      Going to the wiki, the current population of the world is 6 billion. When I was nine, in 1961, the population was only three billion people - it has doubled in my lifetime.



      So it's just a freakin' coincidence that CO2 levels have gone through the roof in the period since the early 1800's?

      Yeah. Right.

      World Population

      1 billion in 1802

      2 billion in 1928

      3 billion in 1961

      4 billion in 1974

      5 billion in 1987

      6 billion in 1999

      6.4 billion NOW
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    19. Re:A river in Eygpt by El+Gruga · · Score: 1

      Lets organise a space mission and toss the broken-off ICE SHELF into the Sun!

  13. Re:unprecedented evile having its way with US? by jspectre · · Score: 1

    huh?

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  14. Ah yess... by sgt.greywar · · Score: 1

    Global warming had to be the cause, not the fact that this was *an ice shelf the size of 11,000 football fields!*

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  15. Why I should be a highly paid spin consultant. by brennanw · · Score: 4, Funny
    Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor.


    The implication is that 30 years ago there was a larger event. So if a smaller sheet of ice broke off now than the one from 30 years back, doesn't that mean the problem is going away? :)
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    1. Re:Why I should be a highly paid spin consultant. by Decaff · · Score: 1

      The implication is that 30 years ago there was a larger event. So if a smaller sheet of ice broke off now than the one from 30 years back, doesn't that mean the problem is going away? :)

      No, things aren't that simple, because what matters is not just how large the events are, but how often they happen.

    2. Re:Why I should be a highly paid spin consultant. by orzetto · · Score: 1
      The implication is that 30 years ago there was a larger event.

      IMHO it's more likely that 30 years ago they did not have satellites to measure these events, so they cannot say when the last one happened.

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    3. Re:Why I should be a highly paid spin consultant. by burgess · · Score: 1

      That's not the implication, that's your inference :)

  16. Outstanding by tfiedler · · Score: 0, Troll

    Man it's about time that worthless chunk of ice fell of the island. This world needs some change for a change, melting ice caps and glaciers are a good thing and I can't wait to see more beachfront property opening up at the top of the world! Think of the land rush! I'm getting in early.

    Global warming, climate change, blah, blah, blah. I know the knee jerks like to make alarmist press about the warming of the world (slashdot being filled with knee jerks), along with their peak oil theories, and what not, but really, Really, why should we care?

    Stop polluting and spouting CO2, or ... Nice messages and heck, I even support some of them, but save me the indigination while we're all tapping away on our keyboards, jamming with our ipods (or a zune or zen if you're an idiot) and in general consuming stuff at viral levels.

    Yeah, I'm rambling so mod me down. Meanwhile, I'm saddling up my cow and going riding! Methane man on the way.

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  17. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the third millennium. Nobody argues anymore that global warming isn't happening. The debate is whether or not it is caused by man or something else.

  18. Re:I can't wait..... by Elentari · · Score: 1

    Anything can look like a "clearly obvious fact" if it supports your own opinion. God forbid that nature should contribute to unexplained and random events involving large lumps of ice, given that it's usually so predictable.

  19. 11,000 football fields? by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many hockey rinks is that?

    1. Re:11,000 football fields? by Caffeinate · · Score: 1
      Well, the size of the shelf according to the article was 66km^2. An NHL hockey rink according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_rink is 0.001586 km^2. Therefore the ice shelf is the size of 41614 hockey rinks, which is enough for every game played in the regular season to be played on a different rink until 2022.

      Now if we're talking international rinks, that's something entirely different . . .

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  20. Sensationalism at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."

    From the article:

    "The researchers suspect climate change may have played a role in the collapse but said they cannot definitively say it is a result of global warming."

    MAY HAVE and CANNOT DEFINITELY SAY

    Someone is spinning again...

    1. Re:Sensationalism at its finest by vought · · Score: 1

      Looks like another Slashdot article was posted to the ADHD Nazis at FreeRepublic again.

    2. Re:Sensationalism at its finest by brouski · · Score: 1

      While you're jerking off and hitting F5 at DailyKos waiting for it to refresh, why don't you post it there as well?

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    3. Re:Sensationalism at its finest by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      It's called "Science". When an asteroid is dead on target to hit the earth, scientists will say that it may hit, and they will not definitely say that it will, but they will not bet you, 'cause they'll be drinking up the bar waiting for the end. A "theory" is not the same in science as it is in your world. A scientist who says "this is so", well, he doesn't exist. He will say the preponderance of evidence is for it. In the absence of any other evidence, he'll bet it is so. Global warming is so.

      However, a rightist will have no problems stating God exists and needs to be placated by begging ritualistically and following the writings of genocidal maniacs. Somehow, they don't see themselves as spinning a fantasy.

  21. Geography lesson by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny
    that ice has been outside for a long time with penguins, polar bears and what nots crapping all over it


    I agree with you that the tequila is what makes a good Margarita, but you are wrong about your crap. Penguins do not frequent the same ice as polar bears. Repeat with me, polar bears are in the North, penguins are in the South. Not, they do not meet at the tropics.

    1. Re:Geography lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But they may meet in badly managed Zoos!

    2. Re:Geography lesson by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Perhaps, we should place a few polar bears down in Antarctica to keep the penguin population down and keep the bears alive.

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    3. Re:Geography lesson by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      The penguin population in Antarctica doesn't need polar bears to keep it down. They have seals. The seals in the Antarctic aren't like those cute white fuzzy baby seals in Canada (or at least I hope they aren't); they are like Jaws.
      The penguins in Antarctica also got knocked down a few years back when a loose ice shelf somehow wedged itself into one of their normal passages to the sea...

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    4. Re:Geography lesson by gronofer · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not, they do not meet at the tropics.
      Penguins live on the equator at Galápagos, although this doesn't invalidate your statement.
    5. Re:Geography lesson by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "Penguins do not frequent the same ice as polar bears."

      I beg to differ. I've been paying attention to the Coca-Cola commercials and see that polar bears and penguins do hang out. Of course, the bears are always trying to sleep and the damn penguins are always having raucous parties with Beach Boys tunes blaring.

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    6. Re:Geography lesson by Curate · · Score: 1

      They meet in Coca-Cola commercials all the time!

  22. 11,000 Football field by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping to get a quick translation of football fields to Rhode Islands, but Google couldn't help me. Anyone else with a better calculator available?

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    1. Re:11,000 Football field by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      Rhode Island is 1214 square miles or 33844377600 square feet.
      A football field is 58000 square feet x 11000 = 638000000 square feet for the iceberg.
      Rhode Island is about 584524 football fields.

      So the iceberg is about 1/53rd of the size of Rhode Island.

  23. Henry Hudson should have waited by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Had he just spent a little more time at the pub, he could have waited for events like this to happen, and finally open up that Northwest Passage he was hired to look for. Just got impatient, I guess.

    Btw, in more normal units, it's roughly 25 square miles, or 1600 sq furlongs. Thankfully it's ice, so nobody has to mow it, though I feel for the zamboni operator charged with its upkeep. (I presume a sheet is flat ice, and therefore probably covered in hockey players this time of year)

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    1. Re:Henry Hudson should have waited by redcane · · Score: 1

      No, in Normal units, it's about 2 560 000 square rods. The only other normal measurement of length is chains.

    2. Re:Henry Hudson should have waited by gronofer · · Score: 1
      Had he just spent a little more time at the pub, he could have waited for events like this to happen, and finally open up that Northwest Passage he was hired to look for. Just got impatient, I guess.
      But where would the USA be without Henry Hudson, and where would global warming be without the USA?
    3. Re:Henry Hudson should have waited by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      So I wonder what it weighed in KiloStones?

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  24. Re:I can't wait..... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with global warming. The earth has been warming up for the last 10,000 years. Good thing too, else we would not have been here.

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  25. Carrier has arrived by fancyasian · · Score: 1

    i for one welcome our new polar bear overlords.

    1. Re:Carrier has arrived by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid there won't be any polar bear overlords anymore.

    2. Re:Carrier has arrived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i for one welcome our new polar bear overlords


      The ice is melting, so why would polar bears inherit the earth?
  26. Re:I can't wait..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    "This is the third millennium. Nobody argues anymore that global warming isn't happening. The debate is whether or not it is caused by man or something else."

    I guess George W. is not a nobody, not to mention Stephen Harper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Harper) as they both have argued that global warming doesn't exist.

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  27. Cavemen had Hummers? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Yah know, those cave men must have lit huge bon-fires to warm their caves and bring on the end of the last ice age 10,000 years ago... Maybe they all had Hummers...

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    1. Re:Cavemen had Hummers? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, you see it's like this.

      Natural climate change is like riding an angry bull and not having a rope to hold onto.

      Anthropogenic climate change is the same, except you're hitting but bull on the head with a ball peen hammer.

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  28. Because we all know by bagboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that in 20-30 years ice this thick must have melted (as a result of global warming)... Puhlease.... It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick to melt to a shelving point... So either global warming has been going on long before previously thought or this shelving was not necessarily "caused" by global warming but rather than an ongoing process of many many years....

    1. Re:Because we all know by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that global warming has only been going on for 20 years?

    2. Re:Because we all know by orzetto · · Score: 1
      It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick to melt to a shelving point...

      Your source for this claim being...?

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    3. Re:Because we all know by Ambitwistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that in 20-30 years ice this thick must have melted (as a result of global warming)... Puhlease.... It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick to melt to a shelving point... As another poster pointed out, global warming has been going on for longer than 20-30 years, it's closer to 100. And as another article on this event noted, the Canadian ice shelves have decreased in size by 90% over the last century.
    4. Re:Because we all know by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
      It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick to melt to a shelving point


      Got a source for that? Or are you just making shit up?
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    5. Re:Because we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, it only take the ice on the lake near my house a few weeks to melt the meter or so of ice that manages to cover it every winter.

    6. Re:Because we all know by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      If by "we" you mean "people who aren't educated in climatology", then yes.

      Otherwise, no.

    7. Re:Because we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who the fuck moderated this anything but "retarded"

    8. Re:Because we all know by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Did you even watch al gores movie? He has documented evidence of an ice sheet that scientists claimed would take 20 years (or some large amount I forget exactly) to melt, and it ended up melting between 2002 and 2004. They attributed this to the bottom thawing out turning to water, and breaking up/sliding the whole ice sheet into the sea. So thats two years, for a similarly large area (if not larger I really dont remember the exact numbers.). How do you know how fast glacial ice melts? Were you around the last time large portions of ice melted?

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    9. Re:Because we all know by darthlurker · · Score: 1

      Puhlease... Ice shelves flow by gravity-driven horizontal spreading on the ocean surface. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_shelf

    10. Re:Because we all know by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Did you even watch al gores movie?
      No he hasn't of course. Could have opened his mind. Damn commie propaganda.

      The way I remember it, though, is that puddles forming on the surface have a lower albedo, hence absorb more heat, which causes the ice shelf to break up quicker than previously thought.

    11. Re:Because we all know by Decaff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Puhlease.... It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick to melt to a shelving point.

      No, it doesn't. All it takes is for some surface meltwater to percolate down through the ice. Below the ice, it can act as a lubricate, allowing fast movement.

    12. Re:Because we all know by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      And you have evidence for this claim?

      It seems like an unlikely scenario in any case. Water doesn't exactly make a good lubricant for sub-freezing ice, it has terrible viscosity performance below 32F!

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    13. Re:Because we all know by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      the OP clearly confused "the period of time since we first suspected that there is global warming" with "the period of time over which global warming is suspected to have been occurred" (i'll use the speculative wording so as not to offend the oil companies and their minions)

    14. Re:Because we all know by Decaff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you have evidence for this claim?

      Yes, of course I do, otherwise I would not have posted the claim. Here is an example.
      http://www.agu.org/pubs/crossref/2005/2004GL021387 .shtml
      "Evidence for subglacial water transport in the West Antarctic Ice Sheet through three-dimensional satellite radar interferometry"

      I think the appropriate question here is, given that this is a well-documented and understood phenomenon, what are your political motives for questioning it?

      It seems like an unlikely scenario in any case. Water doesn't exactly make a good lubricant for sub-freezing ice, it has terrible viscosity performance below 32F!

      That is not the point. It has to do is have better viscocity performance than pure ice.

    15. Re:Because we all know by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Regarding the breakup of the Antarctic Larsen ice shelf, Wikipedia has the following to say: "The leading ideas involve enhanced ice fracturing due to surface meltwater and enhanced bottom melting due to warmer ocean water circulating under the floating ice."

    16. Re:Because we all know by gwait · · Score: 1

      Global warming has been going on since the industrial revolution.

      There is a lot of real science left to do,
      and if our CO2 output is contributing we need to deal with it.

      With fanatics making wild claims on both sides of the argument, it is
      extremely difficult for anyone to come to a reasonable understanding of the current state of research.

      It's (almost) funny how many times the "Hockey Stick" graph has been discredited, credited, repeatedly, but it seems
      fairly obvious that 1: World population has exploded, and 2: People generate CO2 gas both directly and through surviving.
      So duh, there's more CO2 going into the air from humans than ever before.

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    17. Re:Because we all know by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I'd add that pools of water on ice ("stripes") makes a runaway process. Water absorbs drastically more heat than ice. I think this effect was featured in the Inconvenient Truth aswell, when large sections of ice melted in a single season because of this process.

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    18. Re:Because we all know by MartinB · · Score: 1
      It takes more than 20 years for ice this thick

      Evidence please..? Or are you just making this up on the basis of your own prejudices.

      to melt to a shelving point..

      Ah, I think you're answering my question here. Ice shelves don't 'melt to a shelving point.' Meltwater collects at the surface, then migrates rapidly to the base, causing breakup.

      Do please try to avoid the trap of your own small-scale assumptions.

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    19. Re:Because we all know by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Here is an example.

      As near as I can tell from the abstract, that paper is about "uplift and subsidence", i.e. sinkholes, caused by pockets of water embedded in the glacier moving around. Did you just look for any article about glacial hydrodynamics and think that I wouldn't know what those "big words" meant?

      given that this is a well-documented and understood phenomenon

      As near as I can tell, this is still only your assertion. I'm not an expert in these fields, you might be, but you are bad at picking citations at least, if this indeed is "well documented and understood".

      what are your political motives for questioning it?

      Your political motives are obvious. My motives are mainly scientific. I have little vested interest in the current energy cartels and industries. Alternative energy study is even a hobby of mine. I am opposed to using the violent force of the government to accomplish some social goal, but I don't think that's very relevant unless you are claiming that such measures should be put into place. I think we can solve any warming problem through technology. It's very important we have a rational discourse on it in any case, so that we know where to place our development priorities as a society.

      Anyway, back to the science:

      You've made a tenuous assertion that a) Humans have caused warming, b) This warming has caused increased surface melt, c) This surface melt is accelerating the breakup of glaciers, through a hydrodynamic process that is non-intuitive. Further there is the implication that d) this accelerated breakup even matters, or is bad in some way.

      I might even conceed "a" to you, though I don't think there is sufficient evidence to determine the degree of human caused warming (it might be insignificant). "b" follows from "a", but "c" is an extraordinary claim. This leads us to where I called you out.

      For "d" I'll invoke the law of unintended consequences and assume that it is bad. It may not be, but with that much volume of stuff moving around, it's probably going to affect *something*.

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    20. Re:Because we all know by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1
      Citation: Zwally et al., Science 297, 218 (2002):

      The near coincidence of the [Greenland] ice acceleration with the duration of surface melting, followed by deceleration after the melting ceases, indicates that glacial sliding is enhanced by rapid migration of surface meltwater to the ice-bedrock interface. However, Bindschadler, Science 311, 1720 (2006) states that, although this effect does exist,

      Penetration of surface meltwater to the glacial bed in Greenland can lead to seasonal flow acceleration, but the annually averaged increase in speed is only a few percent. In the case of Helheim Glacier, the relative intensities of warm summers were not associated with the observed changes in glacier speed. And surface melting is uncommon for any of the Antarctic glaciers cited here. On the other hand, surface meltwater is implicated in ice sheet fracture, due to its pressure as it seeps into crevasses. (Ice sheet thinning is also involved, of course.) I'd have to dig up the references, though. I recall modeling which indicates that filling a crevasse as shallow as 6 meters deep with meltwater can cause the sheet to crack all the way through to the bottom.

    21. Re:Because we all know by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the (relevant) citations. I knew something smelled a little fishy with the original posters assertions (and implications). It is good to know what is actually documented.

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  29. 11,000 football fields by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How many Libraries of Congress is that?

  30. TERRORORRISTSS by SydBarrett · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you look closely, you can see where explosives were planted near the base. There is no way the self could have collapsed on its own. And isn't it strange how no penguins came to work that day?

    Canada should totally start rebuilding that ice shelf just to show those terrorists that NOBODY messes with Canada, eh?

    1. Re:TERRORORRISTSS by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      TERRORORRISTSS
      If you look closely, you can see where explosives were planted near the base.


      I think it was a secret government plot, just like the WTC. But I hadn't known the Canadians were in on it!

    2. Re:TERRORORRISTSS by flewp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it was an effort to kill off all the black bears whereas the polar (white) bears habitats survived just fine.

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  31. Oh shit by Rodness · · Score: 1

    As the movies have taught us, when an ice shelf snaps the entire northern hemisphere freezes solid. All y'all up there in the northlands are f**ked. And where I live in San Diego, housing costs will soar. :)

  32. How much evidence do we need? by MarkByers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What percentage of the ice has to melt before you are prepared to say that there is enough evidence to make a conclusion?

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    1. Re:How much evidence do we need? by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, but one event is not enough for a conclusion to be made. I know this is definatelly true.

      This is not the same as saying I approve of global warming. I'm merely saying more data is required. I would be quite happy if the US and other lesser polluters stopped ripping into the ecosystem, but last I checked I'm not a global power, so I am unlikely to be able to stop anything the power hungry are doing.

      Such feeling aside, my point remains.

    2. Re:How much evidence do we need? by brouski · · Score: 1

      What does the percentage of melted ice have to do with determining the cause of the melting?

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    3. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you said you weren't an environmental scientist, so how can you be in a position to say that more data is required? How do you know that this is "just one event"? There are plenty of other sources of data on ice melting in the Arctic.

    4. Re:How much evidence do we need? by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not an environmental scientist, but I am a scientist, accustomed to developing hypothesis and establishing the correctness or otherwise of same.

      How many vast Ice sheets have cracked recently? I haven't heard of many. This may be a natural event, it's certainly on a scale we are not normally accustomed to envisaging. To definatelly point to a cause for a thing, it must be seen more then once, preferably many times. What if, for instance, Ice sheets crack constantly? Until the 19th century there was little interest in keeping an eye on Ice in the arctic, that's not much time for events on such a large scale to be observed.

      Ice is melting all over the arctic it seems, and there are tentative links to global warming. However no-one has proven that these are not natural events slightly speeded up.

      I'm not interested in getting the facts from whatever group can shout the loudest, or who succeeds in worrying the most people, I'm interested in knowing the precise cause, or combination of causes, before resorting to being scared to voice a variant opinion.

      This is aside from my views on pollution. Even if it weren't allegedly messing with Ice sheets I'd still think pollution was a bad thing. I am very wary of jumping to conclusions though.

    5. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Not an environmental scientist, but I am a scientist, accustomed to developing hypothesis and establishing the correctness or otherwise of same.

      Hey, me too!

      How many vast Ice sheets have cracked recently? I haven't heard of many.

      Well, think of if this way. If you had heard of many of them cracking up, we would be in very serious trouble!

      Ice is melting all over the arctic it seems, and there are tentative links to global warming. However no-one has proven that these are not natural events slightly speeded up.

      Sorry, but you are way out of date here. These are not 'slightly' speeded up. They are dramatically seeded up here. The links to global warming are not tentative - ice melts on that scale because of global warming.

      I'm not interested in getting the facts from whatever group can shout the loudest, or who succeeds in worrying the most people, I'm interested in knowing the precise cause, or combination of causes, before resorting to being scared to voice a variant opinion.

      Then do what any sensible scientists does - do a literature survey.

      I am very wary of jumping to conclusions though.

      I shared your opinion ten years ago. The time of uncertainty about all this has long past, I am sorry (and very sad) to say.

    6. Re:How much evidence do we need? by rucs_hack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Then do what any sensible scientists does - do a literature survey."

      While I'm writing up my phd? Oh please god no.

      Anyway, this is slashdot, real scientists do not belong here. We should immediately disguise ourselves by saying L0L a lot, and making 'in russia' jokes, or they'll get us..

      But seriously, I never claimed to be up to date, evolutionary algorithms and biological systems are my domain. Although thrust from Ice melt on comets is an additional interest at the moment. Probably that doesn't apply here.

      "I shared your opinion ten years ago. The time of uncertainty about all this has long past, I am sorry (and very sad) to say."

      Well if the US would take the lead and quit with the vast scale of pollution then perhaps there would be reason to be more cheerful. However, on my original point, what proof exists that this was definatelly caused by Global Warming? I'd be willing to acept that it was if there were proof, but I cannot see how it could be proved on just one event of this type.

    7. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, on my original point, what proof exists that this was definatelly caused by Global Warming? I'd be willing to acept that it was if there were proof, but I cannot see how it could be proved on just one event of this type."

      If you are in science and you are, in fact, writing up your PhD in an inductive logic based realm, then surely you must be aware that things cannot be conclusively proven. That is only for areas of deductive logic. I cannot prove that tomorrow, the earth will rotate such that the sun appears to rise. I can show from past observations that this is likely to be the case.

      Too many non-scientists don't understand this. It would be a shame to think that a scientist can also miss this point.

    8. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      While I'm writing up my phd? Oh please god no.

      Having done that, you have my sympathies!

      I'd be willing to acept that it was if there were proof, but I cannot see how it could be proved on just one event of this type.

      But, you see, it isn't just one event of this type. It is thousands of measurements of decreasing ice thickness and spread.

      This is why one can't comment without a good literature survey - there is a mountain of evidence to example.

      Anyway, good luck with the PhD!

    9. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Ice is melting all over the arctic it seems, and there are tentative links to global warming. However no-one has proven that these are not natural events slightly speeded up. With respect to this particular ice shelf, TFA says: "The researchers suspect climate change may have played a role in the collapse but said they cannot definitively say it is a result of global warming."

      However, if you look at the Arctic (and Antarctic) in general, it is indisputable that the rate of melting increased substantially starting in the last 100-150 years, coinciding with global warming.
    10. Re:How much evidence do we need? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you are way out of date here. These are not 'slightly' speeded up. They are dramatically seeded up here. The links to global warming are not tentative - ice melts on that scale because of global warming.

      Warming of the earth in the recent past is a fact. "Global Warming," or human initiated carbon emission based climate change, is up for debate contrary to conventional wisdom.

    11. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Informative

      How many vast Ice sheets have cracked recently?

      I believe that the Larson A and B ice sheets, in Antarctica, broke up within the past decade.

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    12. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Warming of the earth in the recent past is a fact.

      True.

      "Global Warming," or human initiated carbon emission based climate change, is up for debate contrary to conventional wisdom.

      Interesting. So please could you provide some new scientific evidence as to how pumping vast amounts of CO2 into the atmophere, enough to double the concentration in the near future, does not cause global warming? (Sorry, I should have said "Global Warming") If you think this is 'debatable', then presumably you have some new facts about this matter that are not available to the vast majority of scientists? This is your chance to provide them. Perhaps you have some 'unconventional wisdom' about the properties of the CO2 molecule?

    13. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      First, the higher the percentage of ice that is already melted, the lower the percentage of ice that is still there to study why it's melting.
      Second, the higher the percentage of ice that is already melted, the less time we have to do anything about the cause of melting if we do learn it.

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    14. Re:How much evidence do we need? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Global warming: agree
      Global warming caused by man: do not agree.

      Main reason: Global warming on other planets and moons in the solar system points to external cause.

      Are we contributing to global warming? Probably a little.
      Is it worth the huge cost for the tiny portion we are causing? Not sure at all. Too many prior panics in the past.

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    15. Re:How much evidence do we need? by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Warming of the earth in the recent past is a fact. "Global Warming," or human initiated carbon emission based climate change, is up for debate contrary to conventional wisdom.

      Actually, you're about 50 years behind the research. Global warming has been documented for over a century, and 50 years ago there was a lot of scientific debate over the causes. But two significant things have happened over the past several decades: The warming has accelerated rapidly, and scientific evidence has accumulated to the point that there's no longer scientific debate over the basic explanation (though there are still lots of fine details that will make for many dissertations).

      The warming up to 50 years ago was probably mostly due to natural cycles, though human input had a small effect. The warming of the past few decades is not due to natural cycles; it is almost entirely due to human input. (Some models say that we cause around 110% of the warming; the planet should be cooling slightly now. ;-)

      When I was a kid in the Seattle area back in the 50s, something I read repeatedly was that the general area (from northern California to mid British Columbia) had been cooling slightly for some decades, and local glaciers had grown longer. This was considered interesting because it was well known that most of the world was getting warmer. Nobody knew why that small area and a few others had been cooling. But around 1970, the cooling stopped, the glaciers started retreating, and the area joined the rest of the world's warming trend.

      People who think this is something new to scientists simply haven't been paying attention. We do have much better data for the past 30 or 40 years, but there's enough data from previous centuries to make the story fairly clear. A lot of scientific work has been done examining the data and building theoretical models to explain the data. It's now difficult for scientists to go along with the desires of politicians to ignore the growing problem that's mostly of our own making. The "debate" now in scientific circles is over the fine details of what's happening to the planet.

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    16. Re:How much evidence do we need? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm interested in knowing the precise cause, or combination of causes,

      Tell you what: let's have one Earth where GHG emissions are eliminated, and a second Earth where GHGs continue to be produced at their current, increasing, pace. Then we can see if it is a precise cause, based on whether or not each Earth becomes uninhabitable.

      You can live on the second one.

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    17. Re:How much evidence do we need? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I'm not interested in getting the facts from whatever group can shout the loudest, or who succeeds in worrying the most people, ... Honourable.
      ... I'm interested in knowing the precise cause, or combination of causes, before resorting to being scared to voice a variant opinion.

      However its your responsibility to digg the answers out. Not the crowds responsibility to educate you. As long as you make posts like the previous ones, preceeding the one I citated from, you wont be respected ;D

      Even this post is more or less in all your statement simply wrong. Quote: Until the 19th century there was little interest in keeping an eye on Ice in the arctic ... I don't knwo your country, but mine is a sea faring nation since 2000 years, and the surounding countries as well ... most of the "European Continent" is sea faring since at least 4000 BC ... and be asured, every captain of his ship is concerned about ice in the water, ice bergs, and shelf parts breaking away.

      angel'o'sphere

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    18. Re:How much evidence do we need? by neura · · Score: 1

      You do realize that nowhere in this article does it mention that the ice melted. Only that the shelf broke off. Not slowly, but abruptly, as shown by the registration of the vibrations from the event 250km away.

      Also note that the blurb on slashdot is specifically written to provoke "alarmist" responses and states things that are nowhere to be found in the article itself. Scientists are pointing fingers at global warming? The article says global warming may have something to do with it, but they're not sure if it has anything at all to do with it, let alone how much of a factor it was. Yet the blurb posted by whatever person looking for attention says scientists pointed to global warming as a major contributing factor. Just where did he read that? It's definitely not in the article he's referring to. Neither is any ice melting or rising sea levels. Only the possibility that this new ice island may wreak havoc with structures built in the area.

      Read the article before posting.

      Make sure your facts are facts.

      Think about how easy it might be for someone to argue your claims.

      It's really that simple.

  33. can I take a shot. by Brigadier · · Score: 2, Insightful



    I think I see where your going with this ie. is it a new event or just a re-occuring event. I'm a guess and say the first. You figure 30 years ago the ice shelves/glaciers were as much as twice as big as they are now. It all comes down to proportion. let say 30 years ago ice shelves represented about 500 square miles of area (ficticous number) this number proportionally wasnt' much. now lets reduce the total square footage of ice sheets by half, then break of the same amout. Yes it's the same as 30 years ago but proportionally it is significantly larger than in the past.

  34. Spelling Error Overlooked by Editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Author: Sattelite images have revealed that an ancient 66 square-kilometer ice shelf...

    Article: Satellite imagery shows the ice shelf breaking away.

    I would have thought an error like this would have been caught by the editor, apparently not.

  35. 4th and 2 to go by bobbonomo · · Score: 1

    Canadian football (not soccer) is still in yards. Like: 4th and 2 (yards) to go. (Yes 4th)

  36. Re:I can't wait..... by Jerry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We're also in the "Third Cycle" of modern Doomsday predictions. It's only "Popular Opinion", driven by an incessant output of articles repeating the party line. There was a time when "Popular Opinion", enforced by the political power of the time, said the world was flat. "Popular Opinion" is rarely right, if ever.

    Prior to "Global Warming" and its bogus Hockey Stick "study" it was Glaciation and/or Nuclear Winter, complimented by the Club of Rome "studies". In the last 25 years Time Magazine has had it both ways, but the solution is always the same: "Progressive" policies (read: Socialism/Communism).

    It's common for the Extreme Left, and their fellow travelers in the Media, to invent disasters from selected data so they can save us all by the application of Socialism, at the expense of our personal liberties, of course.

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  37. Re:unprecedented evile having its way with US? by Divebus · · Score: 1

    You have to read it with a Rap groove. Then it still doesn't make sense.

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  38. Re:I can't wait..... by vought · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with global warming. The earth has been warming up for the last 10,000 years. Good thing too, else we would not have been here.

    So, the rate of warming means nothing to you?

    Let's take your assertion as truth. The earth has been warming for 10,000 years. It's warmed X degrees globally in that time.

    For the sake of argument, let's say that in the past forty years, the temperature has again increased by X degrees. Do you see the problem now?

  39. Re:I can't wait..... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
    This is the third millennium. Nobody argues anymore that global warming isn't happening. The debate is whether or not it is caused by man or something else.
    I don't think that debate even matters, it's a silly blame game. I think the debate that really comes down to making a difference anywhere is "do we have governments pass legislation/treaty/etc XYZ in an attempt to counter this climate change" or do we have governments do nothing. And the big questions in that debate are: "how much are global warming's effects going to be a problem, how soon, and to whom", "what does XYZ actually accomplish, how much does it cost to whom, and is it worth it?, and "what's going to happen to address the problem otherwise?".

    The first question is really the focus of things like Al Gore's movie (which has been criticized by better men than me for exaggerating risks and playing up fear, uncertainty and doubt). The second is the focus of debate about, say, the Kyoto Protocol, whether it will actually accomplish anything with developing nations growing their economies, whether the costs are going to cripple anyone... The third is the realm of things like hybrid cars (hardly mainstream yet, but getting closer day by day - because it makes sense, and people will like it) and the electric car (still waiting for the uber-batteries after all these years, and a failure since it doesn't really make sense) and better insulation and more energy-efficent homes and lighting (LED lighting? still not hitting it big, but breaking into the Christmas light market).

    Oh, and things like corn-based ethanol, a topic which is very good at demonstrating the power of lobbying and the superficial appearance of "environmental friendliness" and other such fluff to obtain big fat government subsidies for people who are after them ... which is about what you can expect to see if you think the government should spend lots of money on "alternative energy"...

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  40. hockey rinks by bobbonomo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hard to say. There is no standard size hockey rink: just a minimum size and maximum size.

  41. 3rd and 2 to go by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Canadian football only has 3 downs.

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    1. Re:3rd and 2 to go by bobbonomo · · Score: 1

      Yes you are correct. I wasn't paying attention.

  42. useless information in this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I need to know how much this weighs. In terms of Volkswagens.

    1. Re:useless information in this article by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Volkswagens?? I knew it, Hitler (and Godwin be damned!) is still alive, lurking on Slashdot as AC, plotting for strange new nefarious plans!

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  43. Size analogy translation by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1
    size of 11,000 football fields


    So how many Olympic sized swimming pools or libraries of congress is that?

  44. Re:Military question by dhasenan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is off-topic, but it's interesting.

    Two old MiGs against a dozen Corsairs--who do you think would win?

    But since MiGs go for millions each, even older ones, and a Corsair would cost maybe a hundred thousand, you can afford a dozen WW2 planes for each enemy MiG. And it's simpler to maintain a Corsair than a MiG. You do need more pilots, but since each plane costs less, your pilots can train more.

    I suppose it's simply a governmental / military desire to have the biggest and the best, even if that means you have less of it. Illogical, but no less true.

  45. Sea Level? by Mizled · · Score: 1

    Does this mean the Sea Level will rise?

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    1. Re:Sea Level? by wes33 · · Score: 1

      why don't you ask Archimedes?

    2. Re:Sea Level? by Mathonwy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The sea level will probably not rise from this, actually. (much) If it was an ice shelf, then that usually means that it is a large floating mass of ice, connected to a land mass. That means that it is mostly being supported by water already, and so when it melts, the amount of new water it adds will be offset by the fact that there is no longer that much ice sticking in to the ocean. Floating ice melting never changes water level. (Watch ice melting in your soft drink, for examples of this.)

      Not to mean that we shouldn't be concerned about this however... If this sort of thing is happening, then sooner or later ice that IS on land will start melting... And while all of the north pole could melt with no change in sea level, (since it is floating) once Antarctica starts to go, (since it has land under it) that's when it's time to start seriously considering selling any beach front property you might own...

    3. Re:Sea Level? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Floating ice melting never changes water level.
      That's almost correct. Floating ice melting can change water levels slightly when the ice that melts differs from the water. These big ice shelves are freshwater, while the water around them is seawater. The differences between the two kind can shut down currents and change water levels.
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    4. Re:Sea Level? by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only, somewhat small, caveat (besides salinity differences between sea ice and sea water) is that if the north pole is devoid of ice then most of Greenland, Baffin Island and Ellesmere island will also be devoid of ice raising the sea level 20 feet at least.

      Say goodbye to Miami, most of southern Florida, a lot of Manhattan, and whatever is left of New Orleans.

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  46. How many elephants does it weigh? by Shky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because 11,000 football fields is easier to imagine than 66 square kilometers.

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  47. Great news! by sponglish · · Score: 1

    Hook the ice shelf up to some powerful tugs and drag it down to Australia! They're having a drought y'know and could use the fresh water

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    1. Re:Great news! by redcane · · Score: 1

      Yeah! and then when all the diesel fumes from the tugs increases global warming, well just go tow in a big cube of ice from a comet. And then successively bigger chunks of ice from comets as needed.

    2. Re:Great news! by sponglish · · Score: 1

      Dude, you've got to unbunch your undies over global warming. The Earth's temp doesn't rise when you run your mower or have a barbeque. The worst that could possibly happen is we get a few degrees warmer (woohoo!), the ocean a little deeper, and we could finally stop worrying about those pesky ice ages every few millenia.

      At its worst, when CO2 levels were some 20 times higher than today, average temps were 22 deg C (74 deg F). Plus temps remained that high for millions of years after CO2 levels dropped to near current levels, so it's not the highly sensitive feedback system GW proponents generally claim. Warmer than we're used to, but there's always A/C! Because face it, we're not causing this warming spelll, it's been in the cards for a while now and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

      As for the ocean's getting deeper, do you realize that if we could make a law forbidding people living closer than 20 miles to a shoreline, we'd save hundreds of thousands of lives today! Take the step of moving people from the vulnerable shorelines and you take away the biggest impact from GW.

      Anyway...seriously, the amount of diesel fumes would be trivial in comparison to the amount of fresh water delivered. Plus we could develop nuclear tugs! It's all good.

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    3. Re:Great news! by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      The previous poster was jokingly making Futurama references. Perhaps it is your undies in a wad.

    4. Re:Great news! by sponglish · · Score: 1

      Oh, Futurama....never watched it so I supposed he was making a point. Was it funny when they said it on the show?

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    5. Re:Great news! by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      Sure. It wasn't preachy at all. The plot of that episode actually involved plopping a giant ice cube in the ocean, completely ridiculous.

  48. I'm guessing the write up in Nature by andy314159pi · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing the write up in Nature will be brief. It may, in fact, be as short as this: OH SHIT.

    1. Re:I'm guessing the write up in Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      lol

      good one

  49. Al Gore by cowtamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly the cause is Al Gore and his liberal whiners who are jelaous of the success of the hardworking oil industry... :)

  50. Giant Ice Shelf Snaps... by eremitic · · Score: 2, Funny

    What an inconvenient truth.

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  51. There is no global warming by Glacial+Wanderer · · Score: 1

    This global warming this is obviously a hoax put together by the major thermometer companies of the world. 1) Slowly adjust new thermometers to read warmer temperatures. 2) Scientists notice the the temperature is going up. 3) Scientists buy more thermometers. 4) Profit!!!

  52. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The left is not who I'm worrying about when it comes to curtailing personal liberties.

  53. Re:Military question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, when you said off topic you really weren't kidding!

  54. Re:I can't wait..... by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you see the problem now?

    Yep, they've seriously underestimated the needed capacity for the International Space Station.
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  55. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can't wait for the anti global warming types to downplay that CLEARLY OBVIOUS FACT that global warming is the cause.

    I don't want to disappoint you, so I'll just say tut tut, this is not at all clearly attributable to global warming.
    If it were, then it's clearly obvious that someone would have predicted it. Since no one did, then it can hardly
    be attributable to this thing that you seem so sure of.

    If you insist on attributing it to the result of carbon dioxide being blasted into the atmosphere at unprecedented
    rates, then I'll have no choice but to ask why you have chosen to position yourself as an enemy of freedom and progress.
    That's what the ultraconservative lunatics who happen to be politically savvy would do with you on a debate floor.

    Seriously though, we're way past having any more "anti global warming types". Anybody who is "anti global warming"
    is an absolute crackpot and should be treated as such. Don't even begin to give them their due, or acknowledge that
    they can downplay anything. As soon as you see one open their mouth, just start pointing at them and laughing.
    There are now enough of us that know what's going on that we'll join in.

  56. Why only 3,000 years old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it warmer between the last ice age and 1,000 b.c.?

  57. Re:I can't wait..... by MECC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    at the expense of our personal liberties

    Funny how on the extremes of both ends, personal liberties are what we lose. How do we stay in the middle? Also a good question if you're stranded on a melting ice shelf...

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  58. Re:I can't wait..... by joebok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah - and like the time when they invented the threat of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq so they could save us all - at the expense of our personal liberties, of course.

    Oh wait - it wasn't the LEFT that did that, was it? It's the extremes that are the problems. True liberals and true conservatives both care deeply about personal liberty.

  59. Re:I can't wait..... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's common for the Extreme Right, and their fellow travelers in the Media, to invent disasters from selected data so they can save us all by the application of Fascism, at the expense of our personal liberties, of course.

    Extremists are extremists.. plain and simple.
    The only difference is which liberties they want you to surrender & why.

    To be fair, sometimes they ask you to do it for the common good
    and not because of some boogeyman.

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  60. 3000 years old... by LiTa03 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...and is estimated to be over 3000 years old
    Almost as old as earth itself...
    1. Re:3000 years old... by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

      I'm also very confused by this, because according to my reading, it is actually older than the Earth itself. I can only suspect fowl play, and with 10,000 football fields worth, there's a lot to go around.

  61. Re:4th and 2 to go by slashbob22 · · Score: 1

    Canadian football (not soccer) is still in yards. Like: 4th and 2 (yards) to go. (Yes 4th) Indeed. 110 Yards == 100 Meters.
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  62. Been There Done That by sycodon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe he should have worked there longer. Follow this link.

    http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic39-1-15. pdf

    In 1984 this study was done in Canada. The first page kind of says it all.

    " Between 1959 and 1974 a total of 48sqkm calved off from Milne and Ayles ice shelves. In addition, the Ayles Ice Shelf moved about 5km out into Ayles Ford"

    Not quite 66 sqkm but close. And it sounds as if the shelf broke off rather recently within a few decades, and somehow reattached itself. No mention of that in the story, but there is a significant emphasis that the ice is 3000 years old and ancient. Making it seem as if this has been the same for 3000 years. Next at the bottom left of the first page.

    "The largest observed ice calving occurred at Ward Hunt Ice Shelf (just north of Ayles) where almost 600SQKM, broke off between 1961 and 1962.

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    1. Re:Been There Done That by xutopia · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those historical figures are for small bits or simple melting. They aren't for large blocks the size of this one popping off.

      " Between 1959 and 1974 a total of 48sqkm calved off from Milne and Ayles ice shelves. In addition, the Ayles Ice Shelf moved about 5km out into Ayles Ford"

      "The largest observed ice calving occurred at Ward Hunt Ice Shelf (just north of Ayles) where almost 600SQKM, broke off between 1961 and 1962".

    2. Re:Been There Done That by Random+Utinni · · Score: 2

      Did you really just compare 66sqkm in a singular event with 48sqkm over a period of 15 years and suggest that the two are close to equivalent? The article notes that, one, this was discovered by comparing recent satellite images (which suggests a sudden event), and two, that the calving created shockwaves recorded at very distant locations (again, suggesting a single event). Thus, it's 66sqkm in an instant, compared with a little over 3sqkm per year. Doesn't seem equal to me.

  63. Mod parent down by Socguy · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why the parent was modded insightful, funny would be pushing it... It's logic seems to be on the flawed side, setting up a situation like this:

    1. Something of a large magnitude happened thirty years ago when global climate change wasn't really an issue.
    2. Something of a large magnitude happened recently.
    Therefore, because things of a large magnitude have happen in the past uninfluenced by climate change, climate change is not playing a role in current events of large magnitude.

    Now I'm no expert but I don't see how this conclusion actually follows.

    To answer the question of what happend thirty years ago; Simply a large chunk of ice fell into the ocean. Why, I don't know. Maybe it grew too large to support itself. The fact is that climate change impacts the frequency and magnitude of natural events. The last time a comparable event occurred was 30 years ago, and who knows when the one before that occurred. But I would be willing to bet money that the next one, and the one after that, are not 30 years away.

    1. Re:Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a bunch of morons everywhere. Thus there will be morons with mod point.

      Hell, most of the American's don't think that evolution is a fact even though you can see it! Actually see it happening. That tells you something... Even if that iceberg (that's what it is now) dropped on their fat (from lipids, not brains) heads, they would still question if it was an iceberg.

    2. Re:Mod parent down by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I never actually made that conclusion. I simply asked the question.

    3. Re:Mod parent down by Socguy · · Score: 1

      True, but it was a question designed to lead the reader to that conclusion. I simply spelled it out.

  64. Critical thinking = idiocy? by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How does asking a sensible question and thinking critically make you an idiot?

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    1. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, in the time it took him to think of it and post his question, he could have answered it through research.

    2. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does asking a sensible question and thinking critically make you an idiot?

      Only an idiot would ask a question like that...

    3. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because if he stopped to actually THINK about it instead of just being standoffish, stubborn and doubtful, he would have realized that 1) SATELLITES are a relatively NEW invention (climate sats doubbly so, ~30 years) and 2) 150 years is a long ass time to keep temperature records and probably corresponds with the invention of thermometers meeting the scientific method (ie scientific weather measurements).
      Oh and most importantly, he misreads "largest event of its kind in 30 years" as "not since 30 years ago has an event like this occured" which is just lazy. Does it make sense that they only have 30 years of sattellite data? YES! when you actually *think* about the words in the sentance instead of blindly trying to poke holes in it to prove that: "My brain has a pesky habit of continually asking questions. All those X-Files episodes, I guess. Trust no one. Ideologues hate me."

      The things that pass for critical thinking now adays... Im sure the poster is just young and egotistical, but still I hate seeing this kind of crap modded up (not that your sig begging the oppressors to stop keeping you down, doesnt inspire a like-minded rant in and of itself).

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    4. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by Kagura · · Score: 1

      It wasn't obvious that the op could've answered it through research, that is why he asked.

    5. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by andm461c · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you are being unfair.

      If someone tells you: "We haven't got a better football player for 20 years!", you think: "Mkay, so there *was* a better one before that!", no?
      If there were no one better, the time mentioned would be longer.
      It's only logical.

      If you do not know when thermometers were invented, and do not know when satellites were invented... For what reason would you think in another way?
      It's an incorrect way to write a statement in the first place - because it is misleading.
      A more correct way to express this would be: "We have the highest temperature yet measured." or "It is the biggest chunk of ice broken loose we have observed with our satellites."

      Yes, I am aware that the satellite part says "largest event in 30 years", the above is just an example.
      I think that can be forgiven though - don't you?

    6. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How does asking a sensible question...make you an idiot?


      For expecting a sensible answer on Slashdot.
    7. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's an understandable misunderstanding. The meaning of "largest event of its kind in 30 years" especially in the media usually does mean "not since 30 years ago has an event like this occured". There are similar phrases like "we're one of the top five" which almost always means they're number five in that ranking even though technically it could mean that they're better.

    8. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone tells you: "We haven't got a better football player for 20 years!", you think: "Mkay, so there *was* a better one before that!", no?
      If there were no one better, the time mentioned would be longer.
      It's only logical.


      not if football was only invented 20 years ago. kinda like the satellite situation above...

    9. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by lahvak · · Score: 1

      How does asking a sensible question and thinking critically make you an idiot?

      It doesn't, however, the post displayed no critical thinking. It was critical all right, but it clearly wasn't a result of thinking. The lack of thinking showed in the question:

      "What was the cause 30 years ago?"

      while the original article never implied that there was any cause 30 years ago. The proper question would be for example "What happen 30 years ago?". I wouldn't do as fat as calling the author of the comment an idiot, however, the question certainly does betray a serious lack of thinking.

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    10. Re:Critical thinking = idiocy? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If someone tells you: "We haven't got a better football player for 20 years!", you think: "Mkay, so there *was* a better one before that!", no? If there were no one better, the time mentioned would be longer. It's only logical.

      No, it's not "logical". It's not grammatical either. The speaker may simply be stating the limits of his knowledge. He may not know anything about footballers of 20 or more years ago.

      How about "He was the most famous TV presenter of the last century". Does that imply there was a more famous presenter before 1900?

      Scientists who carefully state the limits of their knowledge are often misinterpreted like this.

  65. Why it's only 3000 years old by mangu · · Score: 1
    How is it that this thing is only 3000 years old? In geological timescales, that's nothing. The "blink of an eye."


    It's not older because it's floating. Ice is less dense than water, so it floats. In an ice shelf, snow falls on the top every winter and ice melts in the bottom all the time, unless the sea is shallow and the shelf become so thick and heavy that it hits bottom.


    The shelf thickness will be constant when conditions are such that the mass of ice that melts every year from the bottom is equal to the mass of snow that falls on the top. If more ice melts than snow falls, the shelf will become thinner. In this case, perhaps less snow was falling on the top, or perhaps the sea water flowing under it became warmer, so the shelf became too thin to whitstand the stresses caused by currents.

    1. Re:Why it's only 3000 years old by towermac · · Score: 1

      So it takes 3000 years for a snowflake to melt off the bottom. Cool.

    2. Re:Why it's only 3000 years old by teaserX · · Score: 1
      So it takes 3000 years for a snowflake to melt off the bottom. Cool.
      Here's an interesting thought: The ice in the structure is only 3000 years old but the structure itself may have been there for millions of years.
      Now it's gone.
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  66. Re:Military question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Two old MiGs against a dozen Corsairs--who do you think would win?

    Indeed. However the MIGs are on the same side as the corsairs would be, Ethiopia.

    I think that in situations like Somalia and Afghanistan, old bombers would be highly cost effective. Especially for countries that don't have much or any air support in the field to begin with (UK, Canada, Netherlands, etc).

  67. I'm Still Overlooking.... by Slugster · · Score: 2

    Is there a good phot of this anywhere, with a helpful set of outlines or what? I am seeing the news article photo, and yet somehow I see a bunch of craggy areas, a bunch of brown areas, a bunch of snow.
    Oh the horror!!!
    Which way is anything here?
    Somebody please draw a diagram on this image which indicates 1) the north pole, or the direction it is in, 2) the island, 3) the shelf, and 4) the direction of said shelf's geologically-sudden departure....
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  68. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jerry, you're a retard.

    IT'S THE LIBURAL MEDIA VERN!!!

    We've heard it before dumbass and nobody but you and your angry dittohead friends believe it.

  69. Meanwhile here in the Australia... by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1, Troll

    We're in the middle of what meteorologists described as a "once in 1,000 years drought", had our hottest December night on record (minimum 27C/81F) and a 4 days later it snowed on xmas day.

    Climate change?

    That's just a myth put about by people who believe what they see when they look out their window!

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    1. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You do know what the word "climate" means right? It has little to do with exceptional events, in case you really are that dense.

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    2. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      To add to the local anecdotes, Europe experiences one of the ever recorded warmest winters so far. The weather resembled something close to what you'd expect in October a few weeks ago, and even though its getting colder now, my family spent christmas in disbelief at the lack of snow and warm weather.

      I remember my grandparents telling me stories about the huge snow year after year at winter, how they were walking/going somewhere in 50cm snow, etc. In the last couple of years we barely had any amount of snow and I can't remember a time when we had more than 20cm.

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    3. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by ACDChook · · Score: 1

      You really should clarify where those readings are taken. In Geraldton, West Oz there are a few weeks each year where the minimum will be above 30C/86F. So don't make it sound as if a minimum of 27 is some sort of record for the country. It's just an average summer night over here.

    4. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm aware of the difference between 'climate' and 'exceptional events'.

      I'm also aware that there's been an awful lot of 'exceptional events' lately, both in oz and elsewhere - you may have noticed the loss of one of Americas major cities not too long ago.

      The disruption of usual climate, and an increase in 'exceptional events' is exactly what the climate experts have been predicting due to greenhouse warming.

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    5. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      It really got strange in England. For a while, it was like it had just skipped to spring: birds nesting and hatching chicks, plants flowering, etc.
      And then, after that, a thick, freezing fog shut down Heathrow Airport.

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    6. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You all sound like the biblical people. Exactly like them. You know that right?

      If you create a prophesy, you will start to see "evidence" of it being fulfilled. This is especially true if the prophesy is about exceptional events.

      I reject their dogma, and I reject yours too.

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    7. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      And you sound like some of the smokers I knew back in the 1980's.

      No matter how much scientific evidence piled up to show the harmfull effects of smoking, they kept on bleating...

      "but you can't prove all those cancers were caused by smoking, those people might have got cancer even if they didn't smoke"

      There's none so blind as those that will not see.

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    8. Re:Meanwhile here in the Australia... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      The risk from smoking is often overstated. However, there's a big difference between smoking, which has obvious and immediate negative effects (coughing your lungs up every morning, loss of endurance, etc) and something like global warming climate change.

      For one, it's easy to stop smoking and see if those effects go away. That's science. It's not so easy to stop producing greenhouse gasses and see what happens.

      In addition, it's not like anyone was saying smoking was good for you in the 1960s, however the climate experts of the time were indeed warning about a global ice age back then.

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  70. Re:I can't wait..... by vertinox · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with global warming.

    What if global warming doesn't stop?

    As in... We have surface temperatures of 200F?

    Would you have a problem then?

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  71. Re:I can't wait..... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Prior to "Global Warming" and its bogus Hockey Stick "study" it was Glaciation and/or Nuclear Winter
    Why do you declare it to be bogus? You see, in the 20th century science has grown up. The study of science became scientific too, theories have been developed as to how to do good science, Thomas Kuhn, Karl Popper, Lakatos, etc. told us what is science and how it works. It is a powerful mechanism, not comparable to the middle ages where dissenting opinion was supressed, and science only existed as an underground entity next to religion.

    I would have to mention that realclimate "debunked" the global cooling myth. It was never considered as a mainstream scientific belief, it only existed because of the popular press. The press gets most things wrong, can't distinguish between global dimming and global cooling. As for Nuclear Winter - thats the least of our worries if that many nukes were to be detonated in order to either cause an effect or not cause like that. It is a doomsday scenario, quite unlike global warming.

    It's common for the Extreme Left, and their fellow travelers in the Media, to invent disasters from selected data so they can save us all by the application of Socialism, at the expense of our personal liberties, of course.
    I have for a long time realised that categorizations like left or right don't make sense in the case of 80% of the population, especially across countries. Some of my ideas for an optimal society have socialist touches, but I also believe that personal liberties are not contradictory with them, quite the opposite. Even though the classification is quite flawed, I have to add that most of the civilized world is "extreme left" compared to the USA. Facts have a liberal bias and all that.

    Anyway, back to the topic. Global warming is not the popular opinion. Or if it is, it is irrelevant. It is the peer reviewed mainstream scientific consensus. Science is powerful, and self checking. Many scientists have tried to falsify the conclusion that global warming is happening, but didn't manage to, thus we accept it as our standing theory in relation to the projected temperature change of the planet. That's how science works, by testable theories.
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  72. Huh? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years...

    We had global warming 30 years ago? I thought we were all supposed to fear global cooling back then.

    Seriously, if we had an event of this size a mere thirty years ago, it obviously isn't the one-of-a-kind end-of-the-world-in-twenty-years event the media is portraying it to be. What is the frequency of such events?

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    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh geez. First off, global cooling was not a climatologist thing -- it was a guy-selling-a-book-on-talk-shows thing. The whole scare was based on a conclusion by a reputable climatologist that the Earth was long overdue for a glacial period. Certain doomsayers took that and began shouting "OMG! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH!!!! BUY MY BOOK!!!1!!one" on TV, while real scientists started wondering why we were still in a temperate period.

        Secondly, no, it does not imply that a bigger sheet broke off thirty years ago. It implies that 30 years ago we started watching these things, so we don't know when it happened before that. Like a "150-year high temperature" which doesn't mean it was hotter 150 years ago, just that we have no numbers for before we started recording the weather.
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    2. Re:Huh? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Informative
      We had global warming 30 years ago? I thought we were all supposed to fear global cooling back then.
      Go thank the press for that. Scientists didn't say that there is global cooling, the press conjured the "theory" up.
      What is the frequency of such events?
      Note, this is scientists speaking. When they say "this is the largest event of its kind in 30 years", it is NOT equivalent with saying "last time an event like this happened was 30 years ago". They are only saying, that from the events in the last 30 years, this is the largest so far. They don't say anything about what happened 32, 35 or 3500 years ago, because they might not have the data to confirm that such event like this DIDN'T happen. It is entirely possible that such event didn't happen in the last 2000 years, but then you have to verify or falsify this assumption with evidence.
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    3. Re:Huh? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      We had global warming 30 years ago?

      If the industrial revolution meant anything at all to the CO2 levels, yes, we had?

      Seriously, if we had an event of this size a mere thirty years ago, it obviously isn't the one-of-a-kind end-of-the-world-in-twenty-years event the media is portraying it to be. What is the frequency of such events?

      I'm not sure about the frequency, but if it happened now, and also just 30 years ago, and besides this were quite rare, it could be an indication of an accelerating global warming at the poles. So I agree it would for at least this reason be interesting to know how frequently these things happened in the past, preferrably before the industrial revolution at least. It could be helpful for us to judge how responsible we might be, although two ice shelf breaks is admittedly not too much to go on to draw conclusions.

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    4. Re:Huh? by Decaff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We had global warming 30 years ago? I thought we were all supposed to fear global cooling back then.

      No, we weren't. That was simply media misreporting of recent discoveries of the timings of ice ages.

      Seriously, if we had an event of this size a mere thirty years ago, it obviously isn't the one-of-a-kind end-of-the-world-in-twenty-years event the media is portraying it to be. What is the frequency of such events?

      That doesn't matter. What matters is the overall frequency of all events which indicate melting. The frequency is high, and increasing. Within my lifetime (if I have a long life) the Artic will be free of ice in summertime. Will you still be doubting global warming even then?

    5. Re:Huh? by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      I thought we were all supposed to fear global cooling back then.

      Quit drinking the fox news/rush limbaugh koolaid and start reading science and history. The science world NEVER said that cooling was coming. OTH, The shopping stand tabloids (national inquiror) did say that. But so what? Only idiots swallowed that line or make use of it.

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  73. Re:I can't wait..... by vertinox · · Score: 0

    Or...

    It's common for the Extreme Right, and their fellow travelers in the government, to invent disasters from selected wars so they can save us all by the application of Fascism, at the expense of our personal liberties, of course.

    But seriously... If popular opinion is not correct, then are you saying democracy (or representative forms of government) is not correct either?

    I don't support socialism a bit, but if a nation got together and 95% of the people wanted it... Would not democracy entail that it is right to do so?

    Otherwise we might as well be totalitarian.

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  74. I believe Ali G put it best by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Anyhow, u iz gotta fink bout de problems in de world coz u iz gotta sort dem out innit. Look at da envirolment - global warming is so bad, dey say in 100 years time, all de rainforests will be gone and all de ice caps will have melted. Actually, 100 years time, we ain't gonna be around den, so don't need to worry about dat one.

    Exactly the mentality at least 52% of Americans have.

    1. Re:I believe Ali G put it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you have quite a skill at pulling random percentages out of your arse.

  75. Even more interestingly... by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1

    ...this apparently happened in August, 2005, and we've just realized it now.

  76. English Vineyards by enodo · · Score: 2, Informative

    The English vineyards bit is a standard contrarian talking point. The problem is that (a) it's not clear that vineyards tell you anything about climate (rather than economics) and (b) at any rate there's far more wine growing in England now than there was in the past.

    See the discussion here

    http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2006 /07/medieval-warmth-and-english-wine/

    I have never seen a reference that claimed that English wine was "better" than French wine, so that seems to be new and made up.

    1. Re:English Vineyards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English wine production continued past the start of the Little Ice Age (1350 or thereabouts) up until the point it was killed off by the dissolution of the monasteries in the 16th century.

  77. Re:Military question by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

    "since MiGs go for millions each, even older ones"

    No they don't. It took me about two minutes of Googling to find a MiG 21 MF for $60,000, and a two-seat trainer (more in demand) for $88,00, and these prices were for one-offs: if you are willing to buy in lots of ten or more, you can get them from various ex-Eastern bloc countries for a _lot_ less (around $11,000 each, although you'll need to add transport costs).

    So your WWII planes (which cost a _lot_ more than $11,000 in flying condition) would actually be facing off against several MiG-21 MFs each, which given the MiG's climb rate of 58,000 ft/min, max. speed of Mach 1.8, on-board RADAR, and twin Vympel K-13 air-to-air missiles, would find your WWII fighters and blow the lot of them away before their pilots knew that there was even a threat.

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  78. Re:unprecedented evile having its way with US? by dheera · · Score: 1

    you might as well try inserting adsense code into your comment while you're at it.

  79. can somebody explain by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    From what I know of physics, ice sticks out of the water as much as the density of the ice is less than the water around it. (10% or so) So when the ice melts, shouldn't the sea level stay the exact same?

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    1. Re:can somebody explain by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      There is a continent under the South Pole. You know, terra firma and all. Of course, if the climate changes a lot, we might lose a little coast line and a few islands around the equator, but we'll have some nice ski resorts in antartica!

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    2. Re:can somebody explain by Cocoshimmy · · Score: 1

      Not if the Ice is stacked. If the ice is floating then yes, it would remain at the same level. But if the ice is over frozen ground or stacked on other frozen ice then I believe that the sea level would rise.

      I could be wrong though.

    3. Re:can somebody explain by BitchKapoor · · Score: 1

      I don't think the melting of frozen ice on top of other frozen ice that's floating should be any different than one big piece of floating frozen ice which partially melts. In either case, the remaining frozen ice weighs less and thus displaces less water, but contributes that same weight of water in its place. I understand salt water vs. frozen freshwater can make a difference, though?

    4. Re:can somebody explain by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      That's nice. What about the NORTH pole.

    5. Re:can somebody explain by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
      From what I know of physics, ice sticks out of the water as much as the density of the ice is less than the water around it. (10% or so) So when the ice melts, shouldn't the sea level stay the exact same?

      It would if the salinity of the water and the ice were the same. In this case the salinity of the ice is less than the salinity of the ocean. Lower salinity means lower density and lower volume. Melt the ice and the salinity of the ocean ends up lower, so the density ends up lower, and the volume increases, raising sea levels.

      It's not as big an effect as it would be melting ice lying on land, but it is an effect.

      It's temporarily offset by the effect of the ice cooling the surface waters (which makes them more dense), but that effect doesn't last. The salinity effect takes much longer to fix.

      Lower salinity has problems of its own. The lowered salinity of the arctic ocean could also affect ocean currents by preventing low salinity cold water at the poles from sinking into the more saline deep ocean. The big fear for Europe and the U.S. is that this might shut down the atlantic conveyor system (i.e. the gulf stream is a part of it). If that happens, Europe will get really cold, and tropical waters will get warmer. It would probably resemble another mini-ice age. A cold Europe would challenge world food supplies. Warmer tropical waters would (temporarily) raise sea levels in the tropics and probably make for a century or two of nasty hurricane seasons.

      Let's hope it doesn't happen.

    6. Re:can somebody explain by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
      Lower salinity means lower density and lower volume.
      Oops, that should say higher volume.
    7. Re:can somebody explain by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      What about it? It's already sitting in water. It melting wouldn't have a lot of effect on humans.

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    8. Re:can somebody explain by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It's already sitting in water. [The Arctic polar sea ice] melting wouldn't have a lot of effect on humans. It wouldn't directly raise global sea levels. However, it's hasty to conclude that it definitely wouldn't affect us much. The albedo of the Earth would decrease, accelerating global warming. (To what extent, I haven't calculated.) And melting all the Arctic ice would quite possibly shut down the North Atlantic thermohaline circulation (especially if it's in conjunction with melting of the Greenland ice), which would have a noticeable climate impact: along with subsidiary effects, it would cool Europe relative to the rest of the world. (Which might be a good thing, if so much global warming happens that the whole North Pole melts.) There might be other more indirect effects that I haven't thought of, but probably someone has studied this.
  80. Re:Military question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of MiG? Are we talking MiG-15/17 or something newer? Those old MiGs are pretty damn cheap I would think.

    Not that it matters. Even a lowly MiG-15 would blow the hell out of those Corsairs. A MiG-15 would be easily more than 50% faster. That's a hell of a difference. The Corsair wouldn't even be able to get behind a MiG to get a single shot in.

    And since you're talking "millions" for the MiGs then that would buy much newer versions that would completely shred the Corsairs before they even saw the MiGs.

  81. Actually, it's more like having slid underneath... by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 1

    and biting the bull's balls to hold on.

    Though I don't follow the PBR all that closely - that move might be the "ball-peein' hummer" of which you speak.


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  82. This sounds like algore .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like algore ....

  83. But but but by Vindaloo · · Score: 1

    I just saw a Coke commercial at the movie theater with polar bears AND penguins...And the penguins played with the baby polar bear. Coke wouldn't do that if it weren't true, would they?

  84. Re:I can't wait..... by ROMRIX · · Score: 4, Informative
    .... for the anti global warming types to downplay that CLEARLY OBVIOUS FACT that global warming is the cause.

    That is not the point, global warming is a fact, global warming is the cause of melting ice, global warming is the cause of warmer oceans. That is not what is being contested.
    What is being contested is the cause of global warming. There are two podiums here, one is for arguing the cause is man made, the other is for arguing that it is a naturally recurring event.
    The first has little evidence to support it other than (slightly) higher co2 levels in the atmosphere. The second of which has strong evidence recorded in, what else but the ice itself as well as in fossil records.
    You cannot argue that there have been global warming events in the past but you can argue that man couldn't have been the cause then.
    So I guess we are in agreement? Global warming is a CLEARLY OBVIOUS FACT.

  85. A 728,000 inch monitor by Shihar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me put that football measurement into something a slashdotter can relate to. It had the area of screen on a 728,000 inch monitor.

    1. Re:A 728,000 inch monitor by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 1

      Let me put that football measurement into something a slashdotter can relate to. It had the area of screen on a 728,000 inch monitor. Is that tube size or visible area?
  86. Melting Ice Shelves by ultraslacker · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting paper (pdf) that goes into more details about ice shelves and their collapse and/or calving significance - http://www.arcticnet-ulaval.ca/pdf/asm04_Mueller.p df

    To sum it up, shelf collapse has been an ongoing natural change (we have been on a warming trend, with the 1930s and 40s seeing high global temperatures) quite possibly augmented by human activities.

  87. Gobal Warmal? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 0

    But you have to agree as long as we have a massive chunk of ice fall in to the sea every now and then, it should cool the seas...

    Thus solving the problem of global warming once and for all!

    "But..."

    ONCE AND FOR ALLLLL !!!!

  88. Political motivations by mangu · · Score: 1
    I am also concerned about political motivations determining hypothesis, or special interest groups leaping on events and trumpeting them as being caused by their particular bugbear.


    It weren't scientists who started bringing political motivations into this subject. It has been known for many years that the presence of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere causes what has been called the "greenhouse effect". The fact that burning fossil fuels causes climate change had been perfectly well established and was a consensus among climate scientists, until the government of the USA started throwing their weight around.


    Good science allows one to predict global warming from fossil fuel burning. Bad science, wandering from the truth, is when politicians start picking at straws and claiming more studies are needed until they find a stooge who is willing to sell his scientific integrity for thirty pieces of silver in the form of federal grants.


    For an example of particularly bad "science", check this site. Notice the use of sentences like "Only 13 percent of the scientists responding to a survey..." and "More than 100 noted scientists, including ...". That so typical of "bad science" that I'll risk a Godwin here and mention an anecdote where Hitler ordered a study made to prove Einstein was wrong. The paper was signed by dozens of scientists. When Einstein was asked about it, he answered "If I were wrong, one scientist would be enough to prove it".


    How would you like to defend your thesis, to be able to present it before a board of scientists, or to have a poll conducted among a number of unspecified people claiming to be scientists? Which method do you think is better science?

  89. Where was that? by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ..about 800 kilometres south of the North Pole.

    At the north pole, isn't every direction south?
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    1. Re:Where was that? by dotbenjamin · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, and not just funny - he is 100% correct, and it screws with my mind!

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    2. Re:Where was that? by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..about 800 kilometres south of the North Pole.

      At the north pole, isn't every direction south?
      Hmmm. Well, there's "up"...
  90. Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Once again, Slashdot evinces its scientific illiteracy by placing scientists in a monolithic block of true believers. Not even climate scientists, either. Just "scientists."

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    1. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by jdp816 · · Score: 0

      Isn't that because science is irrefutable? "A scientist says [blah], it must be true!" And then we get another article 3 months later proving the opposite. With science. Science is about debate and testing and rethinking assumptions. Writers who make the lump of "scientists say" are conveniently ignoring the debate of other scientists. It's the debate that keeps us from believing in science as a religion. You can't debate religion without being branded a heretic. You can debate science and be a crank, but you just might be right. With religion you might never know the truth. Too many people treat science like a religion with a constantly changing tome of "factual knowledge".

    2. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by dbIII · · Score: 1
      placing scientists in a monolithic block of true believers

      Probably fairly acurate - since about the only people who loudly deny climate change now are creationists or a minority of the people out to make a buck from industries that produce a lot of carbon dioxide.

    3. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      Of course that's not true. Does make it easier to create such straw men, though, less cognitive dissonance.

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    4. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, you must be a member of that monolithic block.

    5. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Forget the "straw men" bit - please name a scientist in a related feild that opposes the idea of climate change.

    6. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean global warming, not climate change, which no one I know of disputes. Robert Balling, Robert M. Carter, William M. Gray, Sherwood B. Idso, Richard Lindzen, Patrick Michaels, S. Fred Singer, Frederick Seitz, Roy Spencer and Henrik Svensmark. Come on, being lazy, I easily found that on Wikipedia. As the idea of a scientist that opposes global warming is such an alien idea to you, I'm led to think you haven't bothered to study the issue one bit, therefore have no knowledge of the arguments for and against global warming, and are just parroting what scant and uninformative detritus you pull in from the newswires. Not going to go further with you on this. You need to go out and do some groundwork before coming up with an opinion.

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    7. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I assume you mean global warming, not climate change

      You have the words to go on above - pleas use them and not assume different ones.

      It's amazing how much you can get out of making the wrong asumption there and how much you think you can tell about me from it - ever thought of fortune telling or horoscopes? A couple of short sentances and I'm pulling "uninformative detritus you pull in from the newswires" - there's some words for saying things like this about people which are not based on what people have said.

      We still have to convince the creationists that the climate is changing before we can go any furthur.

    8. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1
      [I]We still have to convince the creationists that the climate is changing before we can go any furthur(sic).[/I]

      What makes you think that a significant number of eco-alarmism skeptics are creationists?

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    9. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      Oops, I got confused on the HTML. Too many forums use brackets instead.

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    10. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's not all you are confused about - please actually read what I wrote - of course the creationists are not "eco-alarmists" they are the exact opposite and believe in a static universe.

    11. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that creationists were eco-alarmists. I said your side was. Creationism in no way necessitates the existence of a static universe. I don't think you understand your own arguments, if you misunderstand your opponents.

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    12. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I understand hypocracy - look up at your earlier post about "straw men" and consider what you have written later - making things up about me of all things. Making things up and attacking people based upon it is a childish argument, as I think you rightly trying to point out.

      I make a comment that a journalistic error isn't too bad and suddenly I'm taking sides? I suppose that's Slashdot these days. Have a happy new year and have more interesting and important things to focus on.

    13. Re:Bring on the Buzz Words by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      You never brought up any errors in journalism until now, and without a description of what the error actually is. Your statements are not even coherent anymore. It's also rather petty of you to snipe that you're going off to focus on "more interesting and important things," when I tried to end the thread awhile back. You also seem to have a problem with Slashdot. The problem isn't Slashdot and I (Slashdot managment doesn't even like me), it's with you.

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  91. Do you live in the mountains or something? by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are you claiming it snowed in the summer there in Australia? That's like it snowing in the Northern Hemisphere on June 25th. Ergo, I'm assuming you must either live in the mountains and/or very far south. Even if you live in Tasmania that's not as far south as Minnesota is north. I'm not at all familiar with Australian weather, so forgive any ignorance on my part. (Actually, I'm not really familiar with Minnesota weather, either.)

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    1. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by okster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah it was in the mountains, but the point is that here in australia we have tiny mountains, hell, our biggest mainland mountain (mt kosiusko) has a path to the top. There are none that have snow the year round. And none that get any snow in summer. Until now.

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    2. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by KitsuneSoftware · · Score: 1

      It may not be a mountain, but it snowed in Canberra the first December my uncle moved there. The Australian climate is weird. Or possibly just the Canberra one, which is what my cousins thought.

    3. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by enos · · Score: 1

      It's spelled Kosciuszko.
      I find it funny that it's named after a Polish national (Tadeusz Ko&#347;ciuszko) who is also a US hero because he helped out in the revolutionary war (built West Point among other things). So the highest peak in a commonwealth country is named after someone who fought against the commonwealth.

      (btw, the Aussie pronunciation of it totally butchers the name. It's ok, though, it still sounds cool and being Polish you get used to it and can sympathize :)

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    4. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      To clarify:

      The record December night I mentioned was here in Melbourne, about 38 degrees South, a similar latitude to San Francisco which is about 38 N.

      The snow was in the nearby 'mountains', which aren't very high, there was snow down to about the 1000 metre mark.

      There was also snow in Hobart Tasmania, about 43 South, roughly equivalent to Boston.

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    5. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by Xiroth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even during the winter snow is extremely rare in the lowlands (last time it snowed here in Melbourne - at the southeast corner of the mainland - was last year, but the time before that was a couple of decades ago {source]}). During summer, there's generally no snow anywhere. The snow that fell in the mountains is what is generally associated with the middle of winter (in fact, last winter there was next to no snowfall), so after days of heat (around 100F) that allowed the spread of fires so bad that smoke covered pretty much the entire state, the snow was highly strange (if welcome for the firefighters, as it allowed them to be home for Christmas).

    6. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have seen it snow in mainland America on July 4th. Just have to be at altitude (copper mountain Co).

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    7. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by okster · · Score: 1

      Well, you are right about the spelling (oops - it was late what can I say) But I thought he was a Lithuanian who explored around there. Ahh the wonders of wikipedia... It was named by Strzelecki in honor of Kosciuszko. S. was Polish and K was a Polish-Lithuanian. I was told by a Litho mate of mine that Kosciuszko is a Lithuanian name.

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    8. Re:Do you live in the mountains or something? by enos · · Score: 1

      It could very well be a Lithuanian name. Lithuania was part of Poland for a long time and there is a lot of mixing between the two. I think the territory was taken away after WWII, but I'm not 100% on that. Poland got picked up and moved a few hundred km to the west after WWII. A good chunk of Ukraine was also Polish, Lviv was a big Polish city. A lot of people got forcibly moved, sometimes killed, by the Soviets. I know about Ukraine because I'm from that region, but I wouldn't be surprised if Lithuania got similar treatment. So yeah, we are a mix of various things..

      BTW, next time an Aboriginal person tries to tie racism to Europeans kicking them around, tell them that it's not racism. We do it to our own people too. We're just assholes ;)

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  92. Re:I can't wait..... by authority69 · · Score: 1

    I don't think that debate even matters, it's a silly blame game. Why is that silly? If you're going to counter something, it's a good idea to know the initial cause. If man isn't causing it, take all the man-made measures you want, it's not going to change anything. Let's just say it's cows farting. How is the Kyoto Treaty going to stop cow farts?

    Is it man? Is it cows? Is it volcanos? Is it aliens? Is it something we don't even know about? I'm a "Creationist," but I also believe that the Earth is billions of years old. This rock has survived that long, it's somewhat arrogant to think that we humans are going to be able to destroy it in a relative blink of the eye. What caused the Ice Ages? Was that the lack of people, cows, and volcanos? What caused the Ice Ages to end? A sudden increase in people, cows, and volcanos? What were temperatures like in the days of the dinosaurs? Perhaps we're going back to dinosaur weather. Maybe the reptiles are causing it! They need warmer weather so they can overthrow us silly warm-blooded humans.

    Identify the problem *then* apply the fix. In that order.

    That's my big problem with the Al Gore crowd. You have yet to prove to that man is causing it and can therefore actually do something about it. You just assume man is the problem. I, for one, am not ready to give up hundreds of years of human advances for a liberal guilt-trip. My conscience is clear.

    I'll keep burning my fossil fuels, thank you. I'm not going to pay 10x as much to heat my home or drive my car just because you're feeling bad about maybe being a cause of rising global temperatures. But I also realize that fossil fuels are limited so I fully support alternative energy sources. Build hydro-electric plants. Put up wind farms. I don't even care if they block your precious view of the ocean in Massachusetts. I think wind farms to quite nice to look at. Put solar panels on every rooftop. Pave the roads in solar panels if you can. And until you prove that a coal burning power plant is killing all life on Earth, I'm gonna burn coal too. Or, since I'm an evil capitalist, come up with a cheaper alternative to fossil fuels. Then you don't have to try to legislate your guilt on me, I'll do it because it's cheaper.
  93. i would like to have the audio on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to add it to the end of a spa cd or a dentist office music cd.

  94. Football fields by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2

    Are people really so dumb as to need every size estimate in "football fields?"

    1. Re:Football fields by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

      "Are people really so dumb as to need every size estimate in "football fields?"

      Unfortunately, considering the state of public education in the U.S. over the last 2 or 3 decades.... YES!

  95. Its all about perspective by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Either 11,000 football fields
    Or 1/50th the size of Rhode Island

    Which one seems bigger to you?

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    1. Re:Its all about perspective by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Or 22000 hockey rinks!

    2. Re:Its all about perspective by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Either 11,000 football fields
      Or 1/50th the size of Rhode Island

      Which one seems bigger to you?


      I think the real question is, which one will more Americans understand?

      Plus, this came out of Ohio State. It should not be surprising that they use such a unit of measurement, because approximately 1/2 of the school's budget is dedicated to sports, as opposed to education.

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  96. "Football Field" is the standard unit of area? by TrebleMaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to convert the area to square smoots but then my calculator collapsed into a horizontal line and I couldn't read the answer.

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  97. We are dead! by extern_void · · Score: 1

    That should be enough to make us pay some atention to the _real_ global warming.
    It would be funny to make some cool drinks, but would be even more funny to see
    surfing in Everest....
    Serious, it is _very_ sad.

  98. Re:I can't wait..... by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I guess George W. is not a nobody

    He has bad habits of not taking advice from experts (so he wouldn't know in the first palce) and dishonesty when it is politically expedient.

  99. Correction: you dropped a digit by dickeya · · Score: 1

    66 (square kilometers) = 1,630.89552 square furlongs

    And you can't have a furlong without 40 rods:

    66 (square kilometers) = 2,609,432.83 square rods

    1. Re:Correction: you dropped a digit by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      "I get forty rods to the hogshead and thats the way i likes it."

      - Abe simpson.

  100. Re:Military question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In WW2, the US devoted about 38% of its GDP to the war effort. That's the equivalent of roughly 5 trillion dollars per year in today's terms, something like ten times the size of the current US defense budget.

    Simpler aircraft had something to do with it, but so did the amount of effort devoted to production. No doubt some improvement would be possible thanks to modern manufacturing -- lasers, robotics -- but I don't think we're orders of magnitude better at banging on sheet metal than we were then. (And I'd bet we're not nearly as good at woodworking, if you should decide you want to build Spitfires or Mosquitos.)

  101. A solution for climate change. by pr0digy25 · · Score: 1
    Stop reproducing. When will people realize that 6 Billion+ people are going to give off alot of heat.

    Even the machines know it to be true.

  102. what season is it up here again? by davek · · Score: 1

    wait wait wait... this was in canada, right? NORTHERN canada. I'm in upstate NY and its fscking cold. In the middle of winter. Ice is breaking off, in the middle of winter.

    damn. I've just been convinced.

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  103. Re:I can't wait..... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Both of these are nutcases so they don't count, regardless their fame. :-p

    Seriously, that a global warming is going on is easy to get evidence of, the hard part is what and who's causing the bulk of it.

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  104. You should be banned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only have you applied logic to a question posed on Slashdot, but you also spelled (and used) the word "loose" correctly.

    In some countries that'd get you arrested. Well, okay, the United States.

  105. Wow! by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor.

    And here I just thought the melting point of ice was going down.

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  106. It is clearly #27 by LibertarianWackJob · · Score: 1
    The problem is #27

    27. Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles.
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  107. Sad by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it depressing how each relevant news item causes an almost identical repeat of circular arguing from the standard positions on Global Warming. Nothing as yet has caused a "tipping point" of reconsideration from the average population. I'm just not hearing it from the charismatic speakers of divergent groups that Yes Indeed This Is A Problem.

      This doesn't cause me to doubt it exists, or that we've caused it. It causes me to doubt that anything will seriously change. Business As Usual.

      This shelf detaching (and then refreezing later) is a potential for Greenland. If we get a sudden few feet in ocean water (unlike an ice shelf, Greenland's ice will move from land to ocean), then an extended European winter, mass fishing industry havoc and the economic ripples everywhere - it may wake everyone up.

      Or it may not. History has shown that death itself is the most effective societal teacher.

    1. Re:Sad by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Europe already has mass fishing industry havoc. Never mind increases of winter--they have shortages of tasty fish. The related economic ripples likewise are already starting. The havoc increased winters will cause will have to come from other directions.

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  108. Millions of Slurpees by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    A Library of Congress is generally believed to be 10 terabytes of printed ASCII text. However, I don't think anybody ever wrote anything on that ice sheet. A better comparison may be how many slurpees can be made from it. So considering that it may be 20m thick and 20 sq km in size, while a slurpee is 500ml, then that would be about 80 million slurpees. Not even enough for everyone in North America...

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  109. VW Beetles by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    A Volkswagen Beetle weighs about 810kg. So a 20sq km ice block, 20m thick, would be about 100,000,000,000 VW Beetles...

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  110. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really. Global warming is being caused by humans pumping CO2 into the atmosphere. There is debate on this but not serious scientific debate. Bigger temperature changes had happened in the past but probably not on these time-scales. In any case, all the proposed natural phenomenons have been ruled out as insufficient as a cause for the observed warming.

    But the real question is why do people like you keep making arguments that are obviously wrong. I mean it should be obvious to anyone that the fact that natural global warming had happened in the past is a very weak argument for the case that the current warming has natural causes.

    On the other side we know that CO2 and temperature levels have strongly correlated in the past. We know a physical mechanism by which rising CO2 levels lead to rising temperatures. So it seems reasonable to conclude that warming is caused by the rising CO2 levels and, by extension, human activities.

    If someone wants to challenge this he should at least put forward some alternative mechanism. Increased solar activity doesn't count, it was shown to be insufficient. When you ruled out all the unlikely explanations you must accept that the most likely one is indeed true.

  111. So just how many.... by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    ...volkswagons full of backup tapes is that? Does someone have a VWDU (VW-Data Units) to Football Fields conversion charts? Also, are we talking about European football where they kick a ball with the foot, or US Football where they play with a foot shaped ball?

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  112. The 3rd world is where the problems lie. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    yeah like New Orleans

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    1. Re:The 3rd world is where the problems lie. by Procyon101 · · Score: 1

      New Orleans was a problem of poor maintainence, not incapable technology.

  113. Chains, collars, and roving gangs...oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the climate shifts, and everything goes to hell, will it be a Mad Max world?

  114. Which of these is true? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's that the absorption of IR due to CO2 concentration is nearly at saturation and has been for quite a while.

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    1. Re:Which of these is true? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,

      I should post this anonymous probably ....

      Perhaps it's that the absorption of IR due to CO2 concentration is nearly at saturation and has been for quite a while.

      This is by far the stupids (uneducatest/moronic/dull/dumb) comment I have ever seen ....

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    2. Re:Which of these is true? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      his is by far the stupids(sic) (uneducatest(sic)/moronic/dull/dumb) comment I have ever seen ... yet you didn't even attempt to refute it, all you would have had to do is link to a image like this or perhaps this well you could have if the graph from NASA actually didn't support the idea of saturation. Also a little critical thinking would show you that if I was correct, and the recent changes in CO2 (as in last few decades) have had little effect on the current warming trend, and the warming trend is in fact an effect of CO2 increases over the last few centuries, the the dribbles and dabs of the Koyoto treaty, which even the signatories aree only pretending to meet, will do as much godd as everybody sitting arround a campfire singing "KUMBYA"!

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    3. Re:Which of these is true? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      yet you didn't even attempt to refute it Why should I? It's utter nonsense, like: outeside it is colder than at night.
      You did not write anything to support your nonsense either. Albeit your other posts are quite interesting. How could the IR absorbtion ever be saturated, thats impossible. You probably have at one point a balance between absorbtion and emmisions ... thats all.

      angel'o'sphere

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    4. Re:Which of these is true? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      How could the IR absorbtion ever be saturated, thats impossible
      take a piece of glass and coat it with a few atoms of aluminum and you get a "one-way" mirror which can be used for lens for your sunglasses, but you can't see through a sheet of aluminum foil even considering that if you shine enough photons on it long enough eventually one or two will make it through; some where between the two extremes, the amount that gets through is insignificant compared to the amount reflected or absorbed. The argument isn't about if it's about how much. The CO2 absorbs very specific frequencies the percentage of energy at those frequencies reaching the ground is close to zero and which means more importantly that those frequencies radiated by the warm Earth to the cold outer-space and the enrgy able to be carried away at those frequencies is also close to zero right now.

      There are lots of very good reason to transition to a low-carbon output renewable energy economy, I just don't see CO2 caused globalwarming as one of them.

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    5. Re:Which of these is true? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Now I understand what you ment ... The CO2 absorbs very specific frequencies the percentage of energy but I wonder how a guy able to write such stuff has so less clue ...

      ... I just don't see CO2 caused globalwarming as one of them.

      The Greenhouse effect is not based on absorbtion, but on reflection. CO2 does not (in an relevant amount) absorb IR, it reflects IR back to earth. So sunlight passes through your "example mirror", gets phase shifted on the ground to IR, the IR gets emitted by the ground and reflected back to earth by the CO2 and other gases.

      There is nothing to believe here, it's a fact of physics.

      angel'o'sphere

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  115. You're joking, right? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of a planet called Venus? Do you think the 450C temperatures are due to something other than massive amounts of carbon dioxide?

    1. Re:You're joking, right? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Venus wouldn't be a good example of what man-made CO2 would do to a planet, the planet has really been through hell, it's been smashed hard enough that moons have broken off only to crash back into the planet, one may have actually reversed the planets spin. It's not hard to imagine such an event fracturing the planets tectonic plates and releasing vast amounts of carbon from the outer core, in a volcanic fire-storm that boiled the seas and sent columns of steam into the atmosphere where solar radiiation hydrolysed it into hydrogen and oxygen allowing the hydrogen to escape into space and the oxygen to fuel the carbon fires below. Now Venuses atmosphere is 90 times that of the Earth; we could never do that, at least never by accident.

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  116. Why do melting icebergs raise sea level? by Wills · · Score: 2, Informative
    The pure water from a melting iceberg is less dense than sea water. How much less dense depends on temperature. The water from a melting iceberg will probably be around 1Celsius. Pure water at 1C is 2.5% less dense than sea water at 1C.

    Imagine you could contain the pure water from a fully melted iceberg inside a sphere. In the same way an iceberg floats and sticks out of the sea, the ball of pure water would float in the sea with 2.5% of its volume sticking out above the sea surface. If you let the water out of the sphere, the 2.5% volume of pure water that was above the sea level inside the sphere will spread out across the planet's oceans, raising the global sea level.

    The iceberg mentioned in the article was 40metres thick and 66 square kilometres in area, so the ice volume is 2.6 billion cubic metres. Ice is 8.3% less dense than pure water liquid , so when the iceberg melts, the volume of pure water will be 2.4 billion cubic metres and 2.5% of that is 60 million cubic metres. The world has 360 million square kilometers of ocean, so adding 60 million cubic metres of pure water will raise average global sea level by 0.17 microns (thousandths of a millimetre)!

  117. Maybe it isn't us... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    Although the source wasn't one Slashbots would likely find credible, I read once that symptoms similar to global warming here had been recorded on a number of other planets in the solar system. If that were true, it would tend to imply that terrestrial global warming was not due to human presence, since we aren't present on the other planets.

  118. Old story....sorta... by lpq · · Score: 1

    The ice shelf collapsed 16 months ago...

    It just took a while for the news to reach us....

  119. Re:I can't wait..... by helioquake · · Score: 1

    The two causes you mentioned are not necessarily mutually exclusive. The question is rather if we accelerate the rate of increase in mean temperature anomaly. The Sun is still and will always be the dominant factor for changing the weather on Earth.

  120. How fucking many football fields? by Atilla · · Score: 1

    Uhh... Is it 11,000 american football fields or standard football fields? Has anyone ever played football on that ice shelf? Do polar bears play football?

    so many questions left unanswered....

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    1. Re:How fucking many football fields? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      I wanna know why everyting is always measured in football fields, football stadiums, statues of liberty, olympic swimming pools or empire state buildings... I mean being a geek and all, I really dislike football, and I don't do swimming sports, and for that matter, I don't get out of the house enough to have a first-hand experience of the size of various buildings and monuments. /satire

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  121. This just in: Slashdot taken over by Exxon Mobile by catchblue22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me who is wondering why these GW denier posts are continually being modded up. I'm shocked at the way these skeptics arguments seem to dominate any discussion here. Are we nerds really this stupid?

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  122. Re:I can't wait..... by ROMRIX · · Score: 1
    The Sun is still and will always be the dominant factor for changing the weather on Earth.

    Barring of course global thermo-nuclear war, asteroid impact, massive volcanic eruption, El niño and La niña... Not necessarily in that order.

    (I'll give you those last two.)
  123. global warming presents risk to oil production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the new island formed by the 66-square-kilometre fragment, which could be up to 4,500 years old, could present a serious risk to oil platforms in its drift path in the spring. ...

    Well, if we would hurry up and run out of out, then we could use Wind, Water, and Solar, (just like was used before the Oil age).

  124. Stop using Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just start using cow fart......Uhhhh..... Methane.

  125. Re:I can't wait..... by jschoenberg · · Score: 1
    "What is being contested is the cause of global warming. There are two podiums here, one is for arguing the cause is man made, the other is for arguing that it is a naturally recurring event."

    Either way, a majority of humans will die, so what is the point of debating the cause of global warming? How about we all concentrate on a solution instead of arguing a theory that we may not be ever able to prove or disprove?

  126. Re:I can't wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you insist on attributing it to the result of carbon dioxide being blasted into the atmosphere at unprecedented
    rates, then I'll have no choice but to ask why you have chosen to position yourself as an enemy of freedom and progress."

    So let's say that I'm working a machine that will, in some magical way, spread freedom and progress throughout the world. The only problems are that this machine are that the machine produces an inordinate amount of smog and the room the machine and I are in has no ventilation.
    My question to you is, should I not care that I will die? Freedom and progress are important things to be sure, but, to quote Keynes, "In the long run, we are all dead."

  127. 3rd world / Bangladesh by dancingmad · · Score: 1

    As another poster mentioned, the third world is going to get hit hard by this. Take Bangladesh for example; through no fault of those people, their country is going to end up underwater all so you can drive your SUV. That's not humanity'f flexibility, that's par the course for the western world.

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    1. Re:3rd world / Bangladesh by peragrin · · Score: 1

      You can't blame an SUV for something that is going to happen either with or without the SUV.

      You have missed the point. The ice caps will melt no matter what we do. They were melting before the industrial revolution. If the Shelf was 3000 years old that means it has melted before. 6000 odd years ago the bible tells the story of Noah, and a Giant flood. Maybe 6000 years ago an ice shelf in that location also snapped off and melted flooding the earth. Over time it reformed, and it is snapping off again.

      6000 years ago that ice shelf didn't snap because of the SUV I was cruising round in.

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    2. Re:3rd world / Bangladesh by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Since I forgot an important point.

      My sister lives in downtown Boston, Her apartment would be flooded out in such a rise of water. I have a cousin in California who would also be directly affected.

      It's not that I don't care about the lives that would be lost, I am saying that the CO2 emissions have only sped up a naturally occurring process. A process that would happen anyway. And whether the lives lost are ones you personally know or not is the only deciding factor to worry about. It could happen tomorrow or in 500 years. either way it will happen.

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    3. Re:3rd world / Bangladesh by kalaf · · Score: 1

      But if you push the natural cycle out of whack...

      Just because it happens naturaly doesn't mean we aren't altering it. The ice re-formed last time. Maybe it won't this time, or it will take a lot longer. Maybe it will reform right away, and build to a much larger ice age than we otherwise would have experienced.

    4. Re:3rd world / Bangladesh by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      "6000 odd years ago the bible tells the story of Noah, and a Giant flood. Maybe 6000 years ago an ice shelf in that location also snapped off and melted flooding the earth."
      I've read that part of the Bible. Are you suggesting that an arctic ice shelf melted and flooded the entire world? Or even just the entire Middle East? Mind you, this melted arctic ice shelf would cover even the mountains in the area.
      Of course, you may be right. It may have happened. But that would be one huge ice shelf.

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  128. Obligatory Simpons Quote by dancingmad · · Score: 1

    African Delegate: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
    British Delegate: We can't take that chance!
    African Delegate: You always say that! I want to take a chance!
    Hank: "Collapsed on its own"? You sch... (takes a breath) ...you got seventy-two hours. See ya.

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  129. Someone please explain... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    how relatively minor changes in the already tiny amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is responsible for this?

    CO2 is about 0.04% of the earths atmosphere, humans might conceivably changed that value to 0.041%, so what ?

  130. Re:4th and 2 to go by lanc · · Score: 1
    #include stdsig.h
    error: #include expects "FILENAME" or <FILENAME>
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  131. Re:This just in: Slashdot taken over by Exxon Mobi by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Is it just me who is wondering why these GW denier posts are continually being modded up. I'm shocked at the way these skeptics arguments seem to dominate any discussion here. Are we nerds really this stupid?

    Same people who spam the site whenever "evolution" or "gun rights" comes up. Guaranteed 800+ posts, all exactly the same as last time the trigger words were uttered. Whenver Taco et al want to spike pageviews, they can just do an article with one of those topics mentioned, however little connection it actually has with the story, and watch the creationists/global warming deniers/gun nuts blurt out their "talking points", getting a similar reflexive response from their opponents.

  132. Re:I can't wait..... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    from the article at the end:
    "The researchers suspect climate change may have played a role in the collapse but said they cannot definitively say it is a result of global warming."

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  133. what kind of article title is that?! by Ernest · · Score: 1

    Arctic ice shelf collapse poses risk: expert

    Whose English is that ?

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    1. Re:what kind of article title is that?! by PoconoPCDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm bored, so I'll bite.

      Artic Ice Shelf collapse (subject) poses risk: (verb) expert (Person who said - Artic ice shelf collapse poses risk.)

      Rephrased from the headline - An expert said yesterday that the recent collapse of an ice shelf in the Artic poses a risk to humans.

      Headlines - sentences - the former, complete, the latter, succinct.

      Got it?

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    2. Re:what kind of article title is that?! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      It's reporter's English.
      It translates to "An expert says that the collapse of an ice shelf in the Arctic poses a risk."
      Though I suppose it could mean "The collapse of an ice shelf in the Arctic poses the risk that an expert will show up."

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    3. Re:what kind of article title is that?! by Ernest · · Score: 1

      Well, look at what bordom leeds to!

      Your reply is clearly and obviously correct. Except it didn't really answer my question. But then, I must admit, it wasn't really a question. More of a general remark about the bizarre article titles we get now a day. These short sentences are evidently fuelled by the speed peoples want to scan through article headlines for keywords which spark their interest.

      Actually, in your rephrase, you could have left out the 'recent'. Although geologically 'recent' still applies, 16 months ago is, at least to me, old new.

      Ernest.

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    4. Re:what kind of article title is that?! by Ernest · · Score: 1

      Both your 'interpretations' are obviously correct. The first one theoretically, and the second one, well ... that just reality, right ?

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  134. Re:I can't wait..... by matrem · · Score: 1

    I shouldn't respond to a troll, but here goes...

    Climate change has always occurred, which has been properly recorded. This is on a geological timescale. Timescales are important. To give you an idea: if one ice-age cylce would take one day, such that the ice-age occurs at night, and the warm intermediate period would occur during the day, then the global warming we are seeing now would take only 45 seconds. Different timescale.

    Your statement that CO2 levels are slightly higher is bull. They have risen over 30% and doubling of the CO2-level with respect to pre-industrial levels will likely take place early this century.

  135. Re:I can't wait..... by ROMRIX · · Score: 1
    Your statement that CO2 levels are slightly higher is bull. They have risen over 30% and doubling of the CO2-level with respect to pre-industrial levels will likely take place early this century.

    I was comparing to historical highs that span hundreds of millennia. The highest being around 300ppm and current levels at 360ppm. I really don't think we'll hit 600ppm this century, but I could be wrong.
  136. Ancient? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    When discussing geologic conditions, newspapers should be forced to adopt a geologic timescale. 3-5000 years old is not ancient dammit.

  137. Ok, not thermometers, but meteology by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1
    There's a big difference between having thermometers, and an organised meteological service keeping temperature records using accurate equipment at the same location for a period of time. According to wikipedia:

    The arrival of the electrical telegraph in 1837 afforded, for the first time, a practical method for gathering quickly information on surface weather conditions from over a wide area. This data could be used to produce maps of the state of the atmosphere for a region near the Earth's surface and to study how these states evolved through time. To make frequent weather forecasts based on these data required a reliable network of observations, but it was not until 1849 that Smithsonian Institute began to establish an observation network across the United States under the leadership of Joseph Henry [1]. Similar observation networks were established in Europe at this time.


    Note that the dates are pretty much precisely 150 years ago.
    1. Re:Ok, not thermometers, but meteology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to wikipedia:

      Well, I'll wager Wikipedia is wrong, because NOAA says Jefferson had been at it in 1776 and that the Smithsonian didn't take the reigns until 1890. And the last time I visited Monticello, they made sure to mention what a weather buff ol' TJ happened to be.

  138. Re:4th and 2 to go by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected: it is indeed 110 yards, which is 100.584 meters. As others have said, it is ten yards in three downs.

  139. The "hockey stick" was bogus by Sara+Chan · · Score: 1
    Prior to "Global Warming" and its bogus Hockey Stick "study" it was Glaciation and/or Nuclear Winter
    Why do you declare it to be bogus?
    Because it was bogus. One of the things that came out of the investigation by the congressional committee was the evidence that Michael Mann knew, before submitting the paper, that the hockey stick was not correct. Specifically, Mann had calculated the r^2, which was zero (i.e. no statistical significance), and also had additional data that contradicted the hockey stick. There is also the heavy reliance on bristlecones—which were likely responding to CO2 rather than temperature—although that might have been just incompetence.
  140. One thing to remember by Rito25 · · Score: 0

    One thing to remember is that we came out of a little ice age about 600 years ago, so who know mabey in like another 600 hundred years we will get a another ice age.

  141. Re:I can't wait..... by Jerry · · Score: 1

    If I wanted your opinion I'd ask Noam Chomsky.

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  142. Informative? my ass. by FallLine · · Score: 1
    Exactly the mentality at least 52% of Americans have.
    HAHA - 52% of Americans voted for Bush therefore 52% of Americans hate the environment and an completely uneducated, GET IT? HEHHAHAO

    And you claim the Bush voters are the ignorant ones? Did it ever occur to you that intelligent and caring people might have different opinions on the matter? I voted for Bush. I care about the environment. I am far from ignorant.

    I, for one, do not believe that Kerry or any of the Democrats had the political will to do anything really significant to address global warming. What's more, I do not trust them to do it in a way that is least damaging to the economy. Talking vaguely about hybrid cars and other such pie in the sky technologies won't get us very far. How about really getting behind nuclear energy? Expressing strong support for carbon trading? Supporting significant gasoline taxes (OK, neither party supports this one) instead of trying to push them down when they go up slightly? How about acknowledging that a couple more hybrid cars on the road isn't going to make a real big difference? How about admitting that most Americans overwhelming purchased faster/heavier/less-efficient cars despite cars getting 2x the MPG being offered by industry (instead of just blaming it on the car companies)? How about admitting that maybe there are bigger issues at stake than just the nominal proposals made by the Dems on the environment? How about acknowledging that the science on global warming is far from well understood (especially several years before)? How about admitting that dramatic cuts in carbon output in the short term will require a dramatic changes in lifestyle for most people in the West and that it could potentially have devastating effects on the world economy?
  143. MOD PARENT UP by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1

    Important facts.

  144. Old news?? by slashchuck · · Score: 1
    From the New York Times article:
    A 25-square-mile shelf of floating ice that jutted into the Arctic Ocean for 3,000 years from Canada's northernmost shore broke away abruptly in the summer of 2005, apparently freed by sharply warming temperatures and jostling wind and waves, scientists said yesterday.
    Why has this taken over a year to surface as news?
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  145. GW Denial Spam: Change Threshold to View All by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    For any article about climate change, I change my threshold to see all the articles. Slashdot seems to have become a major target of global warming denial spam. It also seems the moderation is biased in favor of the denial spam, such that the key denial spam posts are marked as insightful. By viewing all posts, I get a far more realistic idea of the discussion.

    So in a sense I am putting up a bit of a white flag to the GW denialist public relations campaign, and so they have achieved part of their objectives. If you want a real discussion, go to realclimate.org . You'll still see the denialist spam there, but it is responded to convincingly by experts knowledgeable in the field of climate science.

    I believe it is a strong likelihood that much of the GW denialist spam is connected in some way to oil interests. Oil companies face billions of dollars in losses if their primary product is regulated. Anyone who doubts that such oil interests wouldn't provide a paltry few million dollars to protect their future profits by funding people to post denialist spam to discussion groups such as Slashdot is I believe quite naive. It's just self interest.

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  146. Re:I can't wait..... by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    Scientists are not arguing that we are going to destroy the world. They are saying that we are going to change it in serious ways that could make human civilization less tenable. I am aware of geological events of the past, and the Earth has gone through much worse events than us. For example, there is evidence that the Earth was at one point covered almost entirely with ice, a state that would have wiped out most life. Comets have hit the Earth, causing mass extinctions, including of that of the dinosaurs. Ice ages have come and gone, wreaking havoc on the lives of many species.

    Evidence indicates that if we continue to emit carbon dioxide at current rates, we will change the climate in significant ways. In the Earth's past, the most recent period when carbon dioxide levels reached the predicted levels was likely about 50 to 60 million years ago. During that time, the polar regions had a climate that was almost tropical (as evidenced by tropical plants found in polar sediments). Such a change would significantly modify weather patterns, and would likely make our current agricultural systems difficult to sustain. Imagine what would happen if the yield of global crops dropped by 10% or more. Do you think that this would not have an impact on civilization?

    And if you have been taught that man is too small to impact the Earth, that only God can do that, then you should imagine what would happen if the president decided to press the launch button for America's nuclear arsenal. What kind of an impact would that have? The fact is that man can have an impact on the climate. If you believe that God created the Earth, then our current actions could hardly be viewed as good stewardship of His creation.

    Enlightened environmentalists are not arguing that we give up our modern technology. Far from it, they are arguing that we should learn to use the gift of energy more efficiently. Believe me, it is possible to reduce our consumption of energy while preserving our standard of living. If you could buy a car that was indistinguishable in most important ways from an older car except for its high efficiency, why would you want the older version?

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  147. What now? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
    What does that have to do with

    "Perhaps it's that the absorption of IR due to CO2 concentration is nearly at saturation and has been for quite a while."?

    More carbon dioxide = more greenhouse effect. Period.

    1. Re:What now? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      What that means is that the absorbtion isn't linear, CO2 absorbs certain specific frequencies of infrared light, at low amounts of CO2 (or anything) the bands of absorption are very sharp, if 100 ppm of CO2 absorbs 90%, 300 ppm absorbs 95%, 1000 ppm CO2 absorbs 97%. On Venus the partial pressure if CO2 is around 1,197 PSI on Earth the partial pressure of CO2 is around 0.005,586 PSI, high pressure causes the sahrp bands to widen, look at the difference between a high-pressure sodium light and a low-pressure sodium light, the L-P Na light is almost monochromatic and creepy, the H-P Na light has a visibly broader spectrum.
      Koyoto limits the increases in CO2 added to the atmosphere, if man-made CO2 is destroying our environment we'd have to take CO2 out of the atmosphere.

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