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  1. Re:Bungalows on Cop Fakes Body Cam Footage, Prosecutors Drop Drug Charges (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    People like you are the reason there are youtube videos on how to configure samba.

  2. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" on FCC Considers Fining Stephen Colbert Over Controversial Trump Joke (rollingstone.com) · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he was talking about plumbing?

  3. there are better and wittier ways of making the same point.

    If we wait long enough perhaps somebody will post one.

  4. Or perhaps he thinks Consistently is it's^H its name.

    David, one of the fattest gits to waddle the streets of Wigan, ...

  5. I agree. When I see cooperate I think it's a barrel-maker's wages.

    After the break: for no apparent reason, when I see misled my first instinct is to rhyme it with sizzled.

  6. Re:This is just silly on The World's Most Valuable Resource is No Longer Oil, But Data (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    The real value of Oil (or anything really) is the difficulty in producing it, and rarity.

    Tommy-rot. The value is what you can use it for.

  7. Hardly surprising, those shitfuckers are exactly the kind of ratbastard cunts that write it.

  8. Well it can't be the Russsians on Days Before Election: Macron Campaign Says It Is the Victim of Massive, Coordinated Hacking Campaign (cnbc.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's not the Russians. They don't have a horse i this fight.

  9. Yebbut that was fiction like.

  10. That's the kind of thing up with which I will not put.

  11. I understand that nobody can read any more. But you have to show them a video because they don't understand "First, I opened the right front door and looked under the seat. Then I opened the glove box and I found ..."?

  12. Consistently, one of the most popular courses at Harvard

    In my day you wouldn't get into Harvard if you used commas like that.

    Not even to look around.

  13. It's CS, not an MBA.

  14. Re:I do know about you on Dormant Diseases Frozen In the Ice Are Waking Up (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    It's a public service that I offer the world.

    I can think of another that might be better appreciated.

  15. Re:More idiotic click-bait on Dormant Diseases Frozen In the Ice Are Waking Up (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Barbara Hudson?

  16. Re: No worries about Andromeda Strain on Dormant Diseases Frozen In the Ice Are Waking Up (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    One up the shitter and she won't drop a litter.

  17. Re:English Speakers Say EU Is Losing Importance on EU Leader Says English Is Losing Importance (politico.eu) · · Score: 1

    What time of day was it? If it was after 14:00 he was probably drunk, and if it was before 12:30 he'd be hungover from the previous day.

  18. Re:what a moron... on EU Leader Says English Is Losing Importance (politico.eu) · · Score: 2

    the irregularity of our verbs combined with the multitude of testes

    Indeed. When I speak Spanish people often say it's a load of bollocks.

  19. Re:What the hell? on Cloudflare Helps Serve Up Hate Online: Report (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Every step away from populism is one step towards facism, oligarchy, dictatorships, and other tyrannies.

    Hitler and Mussolini were populists. Le Pen and Trump are.

    Think you got a sign wrong in your calculations.

  20. Re:OT - but why are comments bunched up on the lef on Lawsuit: Fox News Group Hacked, Surveilled, and Stalked Ex-Host Andrea Tantaros (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    On Firefox I get a stripe like what I'm told is called "a half Brazilian" at any zoom level where the text is readable.

    It's OK on chrome. However it was working on FF before, I haven't upgraded it or anything.

    Perhaps some genius is being the clever dickie with the user-agent header.

    Are we back to the days of "This site best viewed with Nutscrape Nevergetthere"?

  21. At the shop on Justice Department Opens Criminal Probe Into Uber (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shopkeeper: what can I get you?

    Me: I'd like a dozen softwares and three hardwares, please.

  22. Re:More idiotic click-bait on Dormant Diseases Frozen In the Ice Are Waking Up (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I'm skeptical that viruses that targeted Neanderthals could also infect modern humans.

    Plenty of disease that attack humans can either live in animals or have close relatives that do, & flatheads are much more closely related to us than we are to ducks.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  23. Re:Oh hell no. on Managers Should Start Texting Job Candidates, Says Study (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm an odd combination of agile[1] and clumsy, plus there are a lot pickpockets round here. My phone, wallet and keys are all on lanyards. The only way one of them can gan doon the netty is if I go with it.

    [1] not in the shitty excuse for a methodology sense.

  24. Re:As much as I can't stand on Court Rules In 'Sextortion' Case That Phone PINs Are Not Protected By Fifth Amendment (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    In the context of the US government it's true, as it is the basis of the government's legitimacy.

    That's like saying the Bible is true because it's the word of God, and it's the word of God because it says so in the Bible.

    I bit you believe that too.

  25. It's accepted that 'files on a computer' is the equivalent of 'papers' in the constitution. Did the concept of an unopenable cabinet exist back then?

    No, it didn't.

    So, the intention was that with the appropriate warrant (yadda yadda oath or affirmation yadda yadda things to be searched for) they could look at the documents in the cabinet.