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  1. Re:Skills needed on IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    As is a nationality requirement[1]. It never gets enforced.

    [1] Certain military/police things excepted.

  2. But the same woes reman on IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Ramen, like noodles? Roman, like Julius Caesar?

    Perhaps they're talking about unabandoning a ship?

  3. Re:Is there anywhere on Earth on IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    Where demand for skills doesn't outstrip supply?

    An unsustainable situation. One or more of the following will occur:
    * Consumers will learn to live without it.
    * Sellers will increase because people will be attracted into doing it.
    * The price will shift until demand and supply balance.

  4. Re:Skills needed on IT Leaders Will Struggle To Meet Future Demands, Study Says (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    4 year college degree, and 5 years experience in a technology that has only existed for 14 months and cannot be taught in a classroom outside of business anyways.

    And be under 20 years old, left handed and a Sagittarius with garde 3 piano and a brown belt in judo.

    I saw an ad like that once - maybe it was a typo but you'd have had to be admitted to college two years early and finished in half the time AND been working overtime while doing it.

  5. Yeah, imagine not being able to do anything for 8 hours. Crazy!

  6. Re:Dagny Taggart did it on Apple Patent Hints At Wirelessly Charging Your iPhone Via Wi-Fi Routers (appleinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Is it? The bit where the poor take over the government and piss off the rich seemed pretty far-fetched to me.

  7. Cretin. X oxide (or anything else ~ide) isn't X.

  8. If I was the cynical kind, which thank the Lord I' on Should Banks Let Ancient Programming Language COBOL Die? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    If I was the cynical kind I might be tempted to think that this Dunderloon character is selling something.

  9. Re:COBOL isn't hard to learn on Should Banks Let Ancient Programming Language COBOL Die? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Then they should start them on a basic but okay salary and systematically increase it at 20% a year every year for as long

    Ever heard the story of the philosopher, the emperor and the chessboard?

  10. Re:Startup: A Silicon Valley Adventure on Ask Slashdot: What Are Your Favorite Books On Entrepreneurship? · · Score: 1

    Collections of cautionary tales like that one make excellent books on starting a business.

    On that note, it'd be rude not to mention Boo Hoo.

  11. CSS in COBOL? on Should Banks Let Ancient Programming Language COBOL Die? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to do CSS in COBOL?

    I think someone might have tried.

  12. More likely he's a cheese monkey.

    It's actually correct to write it that way in French, retarded though it is.

  13. Re:Speak up sheeple! on British Cops Will Scan Every Fan's Face At the Champions League Final (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    You're fucked for not being a sheep.

    In Cardiff it's the other way round, lookyou.

  14. Re:Unrealistic for you, maybe on Most Millennials Have an Unrealistic View of Their Retirement Prospects, Analysts Say (hsbc.com) · · Score: 1

    that provide for general welfare, has to be taken in the meaning of the day

    So the second amendment means you can have a musket, and nothing else?

  15. Is there anything they *do* have a realistic view about?

    Not designing UIs, that's for sure.

  16. Re: So move to Chicago. on Gamers in Hawaii Can't Compete... Because of Latency (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    Strewth. Also blue ruin!

  17. Re: Yeah, go ahead, blame TRUMP! on Oregon Fines Man For Writing a Complaint Email Stating 'I Am An Engineer' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Inheritance is income. Sort of.

  18. Re:DST? on Murdered Woman's Fitbit Nails Cheating Husband (nydailynews.com) · · Score: 1

    Found the defense attorney!

    Disclaimer: was thinking the same thing myself.

  19. Re:Russians HACKED the US election on Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales is Launching an Online Publication To Fight Fake News (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Why did the dyslexic illuminatus have his sheild vaccinated?

    He was immunising the escutcheon.

  20. WP:LOL!

  21. Re:Fail upwards on Marissa Mayer Will Make $186 Million on Yahoo's Sale To Verizon (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    A man would have got twice as much!

  22. Re: He was fired at President... on Microsoft's Nadella Banks On LinkedIn Data To Challenge Salesforce (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Cut him some slack. His predecessor might not have trained him properly.

  23. Re:Layout broken on How Online Shopping Makes Suckers of Us All (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Why is there a large margin of white space on the right?

    I see what you did there.

  24. As long as they don't mention the person's name they're fine.

    The Bible reading at the start of "Number Of The Beast" by Iron Maiden isn't Vincent Price; he wanted too much money.

  25. Re:this isnt a surprise on Linux 4.11 Delayed For a Week (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    do{
      do{
        if (bar}{bigbreak = true; break;}
        if (!foo){break;}
      }while(somecond1);
      if (bigbreak){break;}
      # shit you want to skip if bar goes here
    }while(somecond2);

    Or something like that.