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  1. Maybe that's how she was able to read so many books.

  2. serviscope_minor is on holiday today on RIP: Prolific Amazon Customer Reviewer Harriet Klausner (1952-2015) (teleread.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    Your silence about all the MEN posting fake reviews says it all. Come and see the bias inherent in the system!

  3. Re:choices in jam (and other things) on Is Too Much Choice Stressing Us Out? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I remember reading something like this and jam was one of the examples given.

    It was in The Economist, I think. About five years ago.

  4. There you go, AniMoJo. I saved you the trouble. on Government Team Experiments With Paying For Small Open Source Tasks (gsa.gov) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I hope there are plans to include a statistically representative number (no, that's not a quota at all) of non-white, non-male, non-middle-class, non-hetero, non-cis, non-male bidders.

    There you go, AniMoJo. I saved you the trouble.

  5. The minutes of that meeting again on Square Enix To Concentrate On Remaking Their Back Catalog · · Score: 1

    CEO: So, guys. We've like totally run out of new ideas, right?

    [they mumble and fidget nervously]

    VP of Marketing: Hey, why don't we just do the same old shit ...

    [they mumble and fidget nervously again] ... only BIGGER!

    [they start to smile]

    VP of product development: Yeah, and with newer hardware how about MORE EFFECTS!

    All: Brilliant!

    CEO: Make it so. Bonuses all round, and the chocamochmochachoccas are on me!

    [Massive group hug]

    I just hope Hollywood don't get the same idea or we'll have to go back to making our own entertainment like we did in the war when there were no bananas.

  6. Re:Alternate ending on Square Enix To Concentrate On Remaking Their Back Catalog · · Score: 1

    non-anti-climatic

    I'm not sure weather I get your meaning.

  7. Horde the ammo and water!

    Is their a hoard common this whey?

  8. systemd automatically knows what time it is, but it'll only tell you in binary.

  9. Re:What if we make them legally responsible for bu on Oracle Fixes Java Vulnerability Used By Russian Cyberspies (itworld.com) · · Score: 2

    Oracle fixed 154 security issues here, which means they introduced 273 new ones.

    FTFY

  10. Re:Exit while you're ahead on Mythbusters Ending After Next Season (ew.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    That'd make a great finale - test whether it actually is possible to jump over a shark.

  11. Sort of like golf. on Mythbusters Ending After Next Season (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that's fun for them, and if someone offered me a wad of money for doing it I'd bite their arm off.

    But that doesn't necessarily translate into great viewing.

  12. Re:Rubbish.... on Should Japan Restart More Nuclear Power Plants? (thebulletin.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Japan should take the lead from Germany

    I think a cable reaching all the way to France would be very expensive, and I suspect the resistive losses would be prohibitive too.

  13. Frosty on DARPA Program Targets Image Doctoring (networkworld.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just check if some of the pixels are wrong. It helps if you've seen a few shops.

  14. What's the CPI and SPI on Only 8% of the Universe's Habitable Worlds Have Formed So Far (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Is this necessarily a problem? Has anyone looked at the project plan?

  15. Re:Old school on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Media Setup? · · Score: 1

    Human skin? We had to do with Australopithecus hides.

    Unless you got a particularly fat one it took three to make a tambourine. Puny little fucktards.

  16. Re:Company shouldn't have to pay for relocation on Noise Protests Close Paris Data Center (datacenterdynamics.com) · · Score: 1

    Better safe then sorry.

    If you were safe there'd be no cause to be sorry at some later point in time.

  17. I reckon these initiatives are close to outnumbering the people in the target groups. They'll have to start moonlighting to keep up with the supply.

  18. Re:No such confirmation had been made on First Cancer Case Confirmed From Fukushima Cleanup (nhk.or.jp) · · Score: 1

    If you'd meant "Someone from the Fukushima cleanup got cancer and a payout because that was in the contract" then there's a way of saying that.

    Can you work out what it is? Hint: it bears fuck all resemblance to what you wrote.

  19. Where? on Noise Protests Close Paris Data Center (datacenterdynamics.com) · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't exactly describe Montreuil as in Paris.

  20. Re:You're the problem on Bad Programming Habits We Secretly Love (infoworld.com) · · Score: 2

    Half a million Rupees. Paul my ass, we all know he was called Palanduran.

  21. Re:The Issue with programming. on Bad Programming Habits We Secretly Love (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Utter rubbish. I could write a novel following the of grammatical rules of English. Are you saying it would be the same as any other novel following the grammatical rules of English? Even if one was about KIng Harold and the other was about sentient turnips?

    If I wrote a program using no gotos, or only gotos, would it be the same as any other program using no gotos, or only gotos? Even if one was for finding prime numbers and the other was for finding duplicate files?

  22. Boiling water is HARD!

    It's not as hard as it was before it was boiled.

  23. Yep, simply login from your Iphone to flush from anywhere in the world.

    I see what you did there.

  24. Sous Vide means under pressure.

    No it doesn't.

    I bet you don't even know what language it is, you fat cunt.

  25. You still get a carry-over of coffee taste. It's slight but it's detectable and it makes anything that isn't coffee taste dreadful.