Actually, "Global Warming" has been happening for about 18,000 years after most of North America, Europe and Asia were under ice for more than 100,000 years....:) Problem is that the Egocentrical Humans that portray normal climate functions as a disaster, assume that the temperatures that were steady and realivent back about 100 yrs ago were the norm. There is no Norm, there is only change. Even if we all die a horrid fiery death because of the earth heating up from various solar cycles, there will STILL be changes of cooling and heating even after ALL HUMANS have been wiped from this planet for 100,000+ years... Until our little sun goes boom. WE DO NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
We are insignificant on the face of the planet. for people that believe "Global Warming" is a true threat then please do us all a favor and stop breathing so that you can limit YOUR impact on the climate.
Ahh... Then I'm not supposed to worry about suspicious packages, either? Darn...
Maybe they need to get better speakers on the train, because it did sound horrid and we did have a hard time trying to make it out... I think we didn't get it all untill the 3rd time she made the announcement.
But I still hold to that we are all suspects if we have cell phones and mp3 players... It adds a nice touch of Paranoia to the average day.
" According to the report, cell phones and digital music players have been used to transfer plans related to criminal activity, and therefore presumably could be grounds for suspicion. Podcasting is also suspicious. "
Wow.... "THEY" (ie, the "man") really fear us... I was @ DC for Cherry Festival just last week. I didn't understand why they made an announcement on the subway ("Metro" for the knowledgables) about how we were not to have our cell phones and digital music players out on the train, and to report supicious packages. I didn't understand the cell phone / mp3 player part till I reall the above. And as far as supicious packages go, all packages are supicious now-a-days if they are not mine.. How many times do you hear about donuts and flower/chalk being blown up by police because someone dropped a box and didn't get back to it in time...
I thought we would get "Change" but I guess not yet...
Now... Now... Thats not very green... Horse Farts contribute to greenhouse gasses, plus all the tractors to cut/bail the hay, and then to ship the hay to your place wastes carbon...
If you haven't figured it out, the only way not to waste the carbon is to just put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
There ya go, no you don't look stupid in a PUMA either... Now all your environmental friends will be green with envy.
Not only this solution result in a smaller carbon footprint, but at the same time, the bodies of the enlighened could be bundled up into piles and used to fire a steam turbine and generate some electricity. Thus eliminating our need for Coal or Gas as a carbon source.
You may need extra special scrubbers to get rid of the burnt hair smell, but a small price to pay for the future of true "GREEN" energy.
Please feel free to encourage all environmentally enlighened individuals to pursue this Grand Sacrafice so that all may see and learn of the true enlightenment that comes with being in harmony with Nature.
I think they ripped the ending off of Douglas Adams.... Which book was it where the hair dressers and such are marooned on a planet and mix with the natives to eventually become Arthors great ancestors or some such.... But instead of hair dressers and such, they just marooned all the alchy's. Of course, now it explaines a lot and why I have an uncontrollable urge to drink and throw bottles agains bulkheads, but thats just me.
Supposedly my new leader will lead a Green revolution and we will upgrade power, etc, to save the planet. Yet 2Million (est.) people flocking to one location and belching carbon along the way (directly or indirectly) seems to be rather counter productive to the message(s) put out their by the greenies that contributed a lot of grease to get this ball rolling...
I wonder for the record if anyone will state how much estimated carbon was used to gather... how much to protect those gathered, and last of all, how much trash they all leave behind.
I predict no coverage of these things other than thousands of "Ooohs and Ahhhs..." by the Genuflected masses... (And that is just the Media folks, not to mention the other people actually there to see this.)
Sure, Google searches heat tea, but wouldn't it have been better (and safer?) for everyone to stay home and watch it on TV/WEB?
Unless... Maybe the SUN and WATER vapor is the real source of 98% of all Greenhouse effects???
I willingly share my dollars with a few charities I've chosen, where they can do good locally... I do not support THEFT of one person's money to benifit another. This seems to be how our current tax system is geared. If I (and hopefully you and the rest of America) had more money in our pockets we could all make a collective impact. Sure, it wouldn't fund someones pet projects etc... but that wasn't the goal in the formation of the United States of America, or did you forget that little dockument called "The Constitution" Trust me, "$13.4 billion lifeline to the General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC" Pisses me off to no End, along with the 700Billion Finacial bailout, and the proposed 845Billion "Stimulus Package" that is before Congress and about to be railroaded through to the new President.
Besides the cost of the solar panels, what is the envrionmental cost? How much Carbon burned to make them? How much chemicals and what % is recovered vs. "lost" in the process? I really DOUBT Solar panels are very efficient when ALL aspects are taken into account. Of course, not many energy resources are, I'd have to admit the Laws of Conservation will see that energy is always lost from one form to the next...
So, WHAT do YOU do to improve things? Are you a scientist researching better panels? or just a schmuck like me trying to get by in life and bitch about it the whole way through?
"....years. Alas, that's the price one pays for being an early adopter. But when I look at my power bill, I still have a nice, warm feeling inside. "
Isn't that the "REAL" reason to be green, for that "Warm feeling inside"... Proving once again that environmentalist are more in tune with their "feelings" than the real hard core science of how our planet works.
Hey, I got a fuzzy feeling for you... I didn't WASTE $40K that will take 40 years to recoup energy savings --- If not more, the #'s were kinda fuzzy logic in the original article. PLUS, he was using rebates and federal tax credits, so WE paid to help him do this or it would NOT be anywhere near cost effective... Thats a wealth transfer out of my wallet by "UNCLE SAM" - THEIVES! On Top of all that, he stated it would save 6.6Tons of GHG... I can suggest you save that by shutting down your frick'n computers at night! or turning thermistats down while out of house, or quit going to starbucks for latte's!!
WHEN are people gonna wake up about this SCAM. I hope they one day come up with the magic bullet of 90% efficent pannels, etc, but till then you are just thowing your money away that could of helped your family or some poor person that needed some assistance. In the mean time, I'll let Ed Beagly Jr. & Jay Leno D7ck it out to see who has the biggest solar pannels and turbines.
Hey, Come on... We are people at SLASHDOT... That used to mean "technology folks" that were usually involved in security, technology, and BOFH's... The RULE IS: NO Personal Communications Device. NO exceptions. Sorry you don't like the rules, Now enforce it. I think that is in the BOFH Rule book someplace.
If he can't live with this rule, what about the rest? What are we to think if he constantly considers himself "above the law?" This is just a start of the trend that eventually leads to corruption. (IF it already isn't so.)
Besides, All you might need is a laser and bounce it off of the screen when he's using it and anyone could read it... (oops, wrong tech? Does that work for LCD's?)
Shh... I'm buying the stock Now... I'm sure it will be ripe for a microsoft move soon, if they haven't already absorbed it. You know, "Resistance is futile" and all...;)
Total human contribution in greenhouse gases -.28%! And.117% just in CO2! An insignificant number! "Human activites contribute slightly to greenhouse gas concentrations through farming, manufacturing, power generation, and transportation. However, these emissions are so dwarfed in comparison to emissions from natural sources we can do nothing about, that even the most costly efforts to limit human emissions would have a very small-- perhaps undetectable-- effect on global climate."
So, As you see, ALL of humanity can only contributes.117% of CO2, so Global Warming is FRAUD. Created by the likes of AL Gore who sells himself 'Carbon Credits' and uses as much energy in his Tennisse mansion in one day as I do in 17months living in my house. Created for the Eco-Weary that are worried that they have it too good and must stake some blame in the missery of anyone else not doing as well on the planet and justify their place.
If you REALLY worry about the enviornment, and you REALLY feel that you have that great of an impact on it, then please do the responsible thing and quit exhaling, perminatly. The rest of the world MIGHT notice once your gone....
WHEN are you people gonna wake up to this Cult of Green.
Not to discredit your story, and I myself have had similar experiences, but the subconscious does work on some amazing levels!
I remember as a child the local school made anouncements to for an anti-trash type poster contest. I made one and submitted it like most kids do in Jr. High... 2 weeks went by and I didn't hear anything... So I called an asked what was up. It turned out that someone had won and they disqualified mine because it was almost an exact duplicate of their current logo and graphics. The said I had just copied the mural that was on the side of the building of the company that had sponsored the contest. ??? What ??? I had submitted an original work of art... So I had my dad drive me there and I about choked when I saw my art and slogan on the building.
Now, One could argue that either 1) I "Remote Viewed" the poster or 2) My Subconscious reproduced their art. To this day, I think it is #1 because that was on a whole other side of town that we didn't drive through very often, but at the same time I cannot say 100% that I NEVER drove past that building, If I did, I never counsciously noticed it. (Very easy to do at that age back then...)
So, what I'm trying to say by the above example is that the mind is wonderful at putting all those pieces together and tell you something you missed on a coiunscious level.
BUT, I don't disclude other things... How many times have you tried to called your partner/mate/lover and gotten a busy signal and hang up... only to have the phone ring and they said how they couldn't get you 2 seconds earlier because your phone was busy. (As you were calling them.... Que the creepy music now...) The human brain is an awsome piece of machine that we don't know more than a few % of how it works.
Thats actually Wrong... I'm not a green freak (as can be attested by a number of my posts and the truth that real environmentalists commit suicide to lessen their impact on the planet...) BUT: I'd love a hydrogen vehicle... I don't care about the carbon being released by burning hydrocarbon fuels, etc... (Heck problaby more Carbondioxide released by brewing and drinking of beer...) I think we need a way to be free of the grasp of forign powers (some not so friendly) on our infastructure. My alternative to Hydrogen vehicles would be CNG (Compressed Natural Gas) and even the CNG has home filling units available now. and CNG is something we have plenty of HERE at home (if you're a Non-USA Reader... Pardon the egocentricity of my post.)
Wind and Solar are ok ideas, but they can't be put into my tank...
So I put forward that for national security and protection of our transportation infastructure, that we need to CONTINUE to look for Hydrogen and/or CNG solutions for our transportation needs.
I've told my representative the same, but she replied back with a form letter about how solar is the future, etc... etc.. etc.. Even a solar panel on the roof of my car would probably just run the radio and airconditioning fans...
I used to read Slashdot and try to post seriously. For some reason, readership intelligence has dropped, so I'm forced to pander with comments like the above. I may have over reached for the funny, but I was stretching it for the people that didn't understand. Someday I may have all my comments archived into one volume and the collective works could be a best seller. But in the mean time, I'll just keep working for "Big Al" breaking kneecaps for a living.
Oh, I'm sorry, I digressed... What was your complaint about?
All Right! Lets land a colony and start a casino! Hopefully we don't find anyone living under the Ice already! Of Course if we do, we'll invite them in on an all you can eat Sunday Buffet... As long as it isn't all the HUMANS YOU CAN EAT!:)
Likewise, there is an assumed argument being made that the hazard for the environment doesn't happen until after humans have distrubed the lead from it's natural environmentally stored location.
Quick, The sky is falling... or so I've been told.
Closer examination of my car revealed the tires leave marks on the ground if it soft enough or if I come to a sudden stop or extreme speed. This could give away the type of car you own to anyone. News at 11.
Still to come tonight:
Other tell-tales signs still not exstinquished in commen life are:
Your gate may give away your gender. your address may give away your residence. Your phone may give away your location. Your CD's may fingerprint your burner. Your IP Address may give away your computer location. Your fingerprint may give away your identity. Your paper trail ballot may give away your vote. your googles may give away your fetishes. your government may give away your tax dollars.
All these breaking news items will be revealed... Sometime soon, I can't say when, as that would give away my work schedule.
From the News for Paranoids, Good Day.
al;ksdjfl;aksdj................
Umm.. you mean he wasn't on the net, he phoned this in? Your serious? Good God, Man! How will we track him now? A Trace... Hmmm... eficient, but time consuming. I don't have time to wait for a judge. Lets just wait until he includes an expose of us with a picture. Yes, then we can back track the res. and multiplex it by the doohicky and figure out what camera he used.
YES! THE CAMERA! Then we'll call up the manufactures, find out where they are sold, narrow down the distribution points to the timezone that he calls in. From there we can cross reference with the memory stick size and figuer out what walmart he bought the camera from. Then it is just a matter of going through a few receipts to find a non credit card transaction for the camera, because he doesn't want traced - so it should be obvious. Now we have it narrowed down to the store, and we can watch a few minutes of security foottage to find him and view him going to the vehicle. Unless he gets on a bike, you still need a license plate and THEN WE WILL HAVE HIM!!!!!........ What. Damn... Round up the boys, were looking for a scanner! And I want the Tin-Foil Sales figure results for a TEN-Mile-RADIUS in Five!
---- Tune in next week when our mark decides to buy Tin-Foil, with exact change at the self-checkout! ----
Slashdot Mirror
Actually, "Global Warming" has been happening for about 18,000 years after most of North America, Europe and Asia were under ice for more than 100,000 years.... :) Problem is that the Egocentrical Humans that portray normal climate functions as a disaster, assume that the temperatures that were steady and realivent back about 100 yrs ago were the norm. There is no Norm, there is only change. Even if we all die a horrid fiery death because of the earth heating up from various solar cycles, there will STILL be changes of cooling and heating even after ALL HUMANS have been wiped from this planet for 100,000+ years... Until our little sun goes boom. WE DO NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
Here, Have a test:
http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/GlobWarmTest/start.html
We are insignificant on the face of the planet. for people that believe "Global Warming" is a true threat then please do us all a favor and stop breathing so that you can limit YOUR impact on the climate.
Ahh... Then I'm not supposed to worry about suspicious packages, either? Darn...
Maybe they need to get better speakers on the train, because it did sound horrid and we did have a hard time trying to make it out... I think we didn't get it all untill the 3rd time she made the announcement.
But I still hold to that we are all suspects if we have cell phones and mp3 players... It adds a nice touch of Paranoia to the average day.
" According to the report, cell phones and digital music players have been used to transfer plans related to criminal activity, and therefore presumably could be grounds for suspicion. Podcasting is also suspicious.
"
Wow.... "THEY" (ie, the "man") really fear us... I was @ DC for Cherry Festival just last week. I didn't understand why they made an announcement on the subway ("Metro" for the knowledgables) about how we were not to have our cell phones and digital music players out on the train, and to report supicious packages. I didn't understand the cell phone / mp3 player part till I reall the above. And as far as supicious packages go, all packages are supicious now-a-days if they are not mine.. How many times do you hear about donuts and flower/chalk being blown up by police because someone dropped a box and didn't get back to it in time...
I thought we would get "Change" but I guess not yet...
"Better yet, just get a hourse."
Now... Now... Thats not very green... Horse Farts contribute to greenhouse gasses, plus all the tractors to cut/bail the hay, and then to ship the hay to your place wastes carbon...
If you haven't figured it out, the only way not to waste the carbon is to just put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
There ya go, no you don't look stupid in a PUMA either... Now all your environmental friends will be green with envy.
Not only this solution result in a smaller carbon footprint, but at the same time, the bodies of the enlighened could be bundled up into piles and used to fire a steam turbine and generate some electricity. Thus eliminating our need for Coal or Gas as a carbon source.
You may need extra special scrubbers to get rid of the burnt hair smell, but a small price to pay for the future of true "GREEN" energy.
Please feel free to encourage all environmentally enlighened individuals to pursue this Grand Sacrafice so that all may see and learn of the true enlightenment that comes with being in harmony with Nature.
I think they ripped the ending off of Douglas Adams.... Which book was it where the hair dressers and such are marooned on a planet and mix with the natives to eventually become Arthors great ancestors or some such.... But instead of hair dressers and such, they just marooned all the alchy's. Of course, now it explaines a lot and why I have an uncontrollable urge to drink and throw bottles agains bulkheads, but thats just me.
Frak... now I've gone and blown it..
Slow computer @ slashdot /= news for nerds. Stuff that matters.
Really, Get off of my computer... I officially would like to state I will NEVER read slashdot again for letting this get into the main stream.
Good Bye, I will miss the days when you actually counted for something in my life.
Oh how sad that last statement really sounds.
Paranoia much? Fucking wingnut.
HAH!.... I should take that as a compliement considering poster is so Paraniod as to post A/C...
Wingnut... Wingnut... I love it... I'm gonna have to get a new username now!
Just because I've had some wool removed...
Supposedly my new leader will lead a Green revolution and we will upgrade power, etc, to save the planet. Yet 2Million (est.) people flocking to one location and belching carbon along the way (directly or indirectly) seems to be rather counter productive to the message(s) put out their by the greenies that contributed a lot of grease to get this ball rolling...
I wonder for the record if anyone will state how much estimated carbon was used to gather... how much to protect those gathered, and last of all, how much trash they all leave behind.
I predict no coverage of these things other than thousands of "Ooohs and Ahhhs..." by the Genuflected masses... (And that is just the Media folks, not to mention the other people actually there to see this.)
Sure, Google searches heat tea, but wouldn't it have been better (and safer?) for everyone to stay home and watch it on TV/WEB?
Unless... Maybe the SUN and WATER vapor is the real source of 98% of all Greenhouse effects???
I agree, too bad I can't register myself in a tax haven country and get away with it... :(
I willingly share my dollars with a few charities I've chosen, where they can do good locally... I do not support THEFT of one person's money to benifit another. This seems to be how our current tax system is geared. If I (and hopefully you and the rest of America) had more money in our pockets we could all make a collective impact. Sure, it wouldn't fund someones pet projects etc... but that wasn't the goal in the formation of the United States of America, or did you forget that little dockument called "The Constitution" Trust me, "$13.4 billion lifeline to the General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC" Pisses me off to no End, along with the 700Billion Finacial bailout, and the proposed 845Billion "Stimulus Package" that is before Congress and about to be railroaded through to the new President.
Besides the cost of the solar panels, what is the envrionmental cost? How much Carbon burned to make them? How much chemicals and what % is recovered vs. "lost" in the process? I really DOUBT Solar panels are very efficient when ALL aspects are taken into account. Of course, not many energy resources are, I'd have to admit the Laws of Conservation will see that energy is always lost from one form to the next...
So, WHAT do YOU do to improve things? Are you a scientist researching better panels? or just a schmuck like me trying to get by in life and bitch about it the whole way through?
"....years. Alas, that's the price one pays for being an early adopter. But when I look at my power bill, I still have a nice, warm feeling inside. "
Isn't that the "REAL" reason to be green, for that "Warm feeling inside"... Proving once again that environmentalist are more in tune with their "feelings" than the real hard core science of how our planet works.
Hey, I got a fuzzy feeling for you... I didn't WASTE $40K that will take 40 years to recoup energy savings --- If not more, the #'s were kinda fuzzy logic in the original article. PLUS, he was using rebates and federal tax credits, so WE paid to help him do this or it would NOT be anywhere near cost effective... Thats a wealth transfer out of my wallet by "UNCLE SAM" - THEIVES! On Top of all that, he stated it would save 6.6Tons of GHG... I can suggest you save that by shutting down your frick'n computers at night! or turning thermistats down while out of house, or quit going to starbucks for latte's!!
WHEN are people gonna wake up about this SCAM. I hope they one day come up with the magic bullet of 90% efficent pannels, etc, but till then you are just thowing your money away that could of helped your family or some poor person that needed some assistance. In the mean time, I'll let Ed Beagly Jr. & Jay Leno D7ck it out to see who has the biggest solar pannels and turbines.
Hey, Come on... We are people at SLASHDOT... That used to mean "technology folks" that were usually involved in security, technology, and BOFH's... The RULE IS: NO Personal Communications Device. NO exceptions. Sorry you don't like the rules, Now enforce it. I think that is in the BOFH Rule book someplace.
If he can't live with this rule, what about the rest? What are we to think if he constantly considers himself "above the law?" This is just a start of the trend that eventually leads to corruption. (IF it already isn't so.)
Besides, All you might need is a laser and bounce it off of the screen when he's using it and anyone could read it... (oops, wrong tech? Does that work for LCD's?)
Shh... I'm buying the stock Now... I'm sure it will be ripe for a microsoft move soon, if they haven't already absorbed it. You know, "Resistance is futile" and all... ;)
Have you heard? Green is the new you...
Numbers released by the U.S. Department of Energy:
Role of Atmospheric Greenhouse Gases
(man-made and natural) as a % of Relative
Contribution to the "Greenhouse Effect"
__________% of All Greenhouse Gases__% Natural__% Man-made
Water vapor -_________95.000%____94.999%___0.001%
Carbon Dioxide (CO2) -__3.618%___3.502%___0.17%
Methane (CH4)_________0.360%_____0.294%___0.66%
Nitrous Oxide (N2O)_____0.950%____0.903%___0.047%
Misc. gases ( CFC's, etc.)_0.072%____0.025%___0.047%
Total________________100.00%_______99.72%____0.28%
Total human contribution in greenhouse gases - .28%! And .117% just in CO2! An insignificant number!
"Human activites contribute slightly to greenhouse gas concentrations through farming, manufacturing, power generation, and transportation. However, these emissions are so dwarfed in comparison to emissions from natural sources we can do nothing about, that even the most costly efforts to limit human emissions would have a very small-- perhaps undetectable-- effect on global climate."
http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/greenhouse_data.html
So, As you see, ALL of humanity can only contributes .117% of CO2, so Global Warming is FRAUD. Created by the likes of AL Gore who sells himself 'Carbon Credits' and uses as much energy in his Tennisse mansion in one day as I do in 17months living in my house. Created for the Eco-Weary that are worried that they have it too good and must stake some blame in the missery of anyone else not doing as well on the planet and justify their place.
If you REALLY worry about the enviornment, and you REALLY feel that you have that great of an impact on it, then please do the responsible thing and quit exhaling, perminatly. The rest of the world MIGHT notice once your gone....
WHEN are you people gonna wake up to this Cult of Green.
Not to discredit your story, and I myself have had similar experiences, but the subconscious does work on some amazing levels!
I remember as a child the local school made anouncements to for an anti-trash type poster contest. I made one and submitted it like most kids do in Jr. High... 2 weeks went by and I didn't hear anything... So I called an asked what was up. It turned out that someone had won and they disqualified mine because it was almost an exact duplicate of their current logo and graphics. The said I had just copied the mural that was on the side of the building of the company that had sponsored the contest. ??? What ??? I had submitted an original work of art... So I had my dad drive me there and I about choked when I saw my art and slogan on the building.
Now, One could argue that either 1) I "Remote Viewed" the poster or 2) My Subconscious reproduced their art. To this day, I think it is #1 because that was on a whole other side of town that we didn't drive through very often, but at the same time I cannot say 100% that I NEVER drove past that building, If I did, I never counsciously noticed it. (Very easy to do at that age back then...)
So, what I'm trying to say by the above example is that the mind is wonderful at putting all those pieces together and tell you something you missed on a coiunscious level.
BUT, I don't disclude other things... How many times have you tried to called your partner/mate/lover and gotten a busy signal and hang up... only to have the phone ring and they said how they couldn't get you 2 seconds earlier because your phone was busy. (As you were calling them.... Que the creepy music now...) The human brain is an awsome piece of machine that we don't know more than a few % of how it works.
Thats actually Wrong... I'm not a green freak (as can be attested by a number of my posts and the truth that real environmentalists commit suicide to lessen their impact on the planet...) BUT: I'd love a hydrogen vehicle... I don't care about the carbon being released by burning hydrocarbon fuels, etc... (Heck problaby more Carbondioxide released by brewing and drinking of beer...) I think we need a way to be free of the grasp of forign powers (some not so friendly) on our infastructure. My alternative to Hydrogen vehicles would be CNG (Compressed Natural Gas) and even the CNG has home filling units available now. and CNG is something we have plenty of HERE at home (if you're a Non-USA Reader... Pardon the egocentricity of my post.)
Wind and Solar are ok ideas, but they can't be put into my tank...
So I put forward that for national security and protection of our transportation infastructure, that we need to CONTINUE to look for Hydrogen and/or CNG solutions for our transportation needs.
I've told my representative the same, but she replied back with a form letter about how solar is the future, etc... etc.. etc.. Even a solar panel on the roof of my car would probably just run the radio and airconditioning fans...
Just my .02 worth...
Didn't I see this in Sliders, but I think in that world they were "Cromags" or some sort...
Maybe I'm ready to slide now, before they break loose and take over the alternate realities.
I used to read Slashdot and try to post seriously. For some reason, readership intelligence has dropped, so I'm forced to pander with comments like the above. I may have over reached for the funny, but I was stretching it for the people that didn't understand. Someday I may have all my comments archived into one volume and the collective works could be a best seller. But in the mean time, I'll just keep working for "Big Al" breaking kneecaps for a living. Oh, I'm sorry, I digressed... What was your complaint about?
All Right! Lets land a colony and start a casino! Hopefully we don't find anyone living under the Ice already! Of Course if we do, we'll invite them in on an all you can eat Sunday Buffet... As long as it isn't all the HUMANS YOU CAN EAT! :)
Likewise, there is an assumed argument being made that the hazard for the environment doesn't happen until after humans have distrubed the lead from it's natural environmentally stored location.
Quick, The sky is falling... or so I've been told.
Yes! I'm gonna buy all the gold I can and corner the next energy market!
Can I have your babies? Or vice versa? Either would be cool.
Sorry, No. My wife would wonder where they went to... Could I offer you a Cat?
Ahh... That must of been you I saw at the park!
Good Gawd man, the poor lady didn't know what to think, haveing a bald, fat, nude man run up and take her holiday snap like that!
You left so sudden, she didn't get your number. For the picture, I believe.
Cherios....
Closer examination of my car revealed the tires leave marks on the ground if it soft enough or if I come to a sudden stop or extreme speed. This could give away the type of car you own to anyone. News at 11.
Still to come tonight:
Other tell-tales signs still not exstinquished in commen life are:
Your gate may give away your gender.
your address may give away your residence.
Your phone may give away your location.
Your CD's may fingerprint your burner.
Your IP Address may give away your computer location.
Your fingerprint may give away your identity.
Your paper trail ballot may give away your vote.
your googles may give away your fetishes.
your government may give away your tax dollars.
All these breaking news items will be revealed... Sometime soon, I can't say when, as that would give away my work schedule.
From the News for Paranoids, Good Day.
al;ksdjfl;aksdj.... .... .... ....
Umm.. you mean he wasn't on the net, he phoned this in?
.... ....
Your serious?
Good God, Man! How will we track him now?
A Trace... Hmmm... eficient, but time consuming. I don't have time to wait for a judge.
Lets just wait until he includes an expose of us with a picture.
Yes, then we can back track the res. and multiplex it by the doohicky and figure out what camera he used.
YES! THE CAMERA! Then we'll call up the manufactures, find out where they are sold, narrow down the distribution points to the timezone that he calls in. From there we can cross reference with the memory stick size and figuer out what walmart he bought the camera from. Then it is just a matter of going through a few receipts to find a non credit card transaction for the camera, because he doesn't want traced - so it should be obvious. Now we have it narrowed down to the store, and we can watch a few minutes of security foottage to find him and view him going to the vehicle. Unless he gets on a bike, you still need a license plate and THEN WE WILL HAVE HIM!!!!!
What.
Damn... Round up the boys, were looking for a scanner!
And I want the Tin-Foil Sales figure results for a TEN-Mile-RADIUS in Five!
---- Tune in next week when our mark decides to buy Tin-Foil, with exact change at the self-checkout! ----
Bummer, I'm dead... Now what?