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Massive Martian Glaciers Found

Kozar_The_Malignant writes "Scientific American is reporting that 'data from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter point to vast glaciers buried beneath thin layers of crustal debris.' Data from the surface-penetrating radar on MRO revealed that two well-known mid-latitude features are composed of solid water ice. One is about three times the size of the City of Los Angeles. This certainly makes the idea of establishing a station on Mars far more plausible."

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  1. Time to move... by kainewynd2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And it's about time. Now we just need to get some "volunteers" to get on a spaceship...

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    1. Re:Time to move... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it's about time. Now we just need to get some "volunteers" to get on a spaceship...

      Me first!

    2. Re:Time to move... by Lallander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll go as long as I can get internet access.

    3. Re:Time to move... by symbolset · · Score: 5, Funny

      Valentine Michael Smith?

      Weren't you born there?

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    4. Re:Time to move... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Meanwhile, sometime in the future:

      "Owners of the Martian Pirate Bay today mocked a letter from Earth lawyers. 'Ooh, you scare us like the quidlap-iko after sunfall. We have news for you, your laws don't apply here. So stuff it up your ozone hole!'"

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    5. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We got you covered.

    6. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Me first!

      Yes indeed, you first! I'll be satisfied to have myself cryogenically frozen (Did I happen to mention you first for that too?) and thawed out in a generation or three when the colonization effort is well under way. Guess I'm not much for a.) getting slowly cooked by solar radiation b.) constantly worrying about a hole the size of a pinprick sucking all the atmosphere out of the ship, c.) either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end or waiting for my fellow shipmates to do the same and d.) finally arriving at my destination which is even less hospitable and almost certainly more dangerous than life on the ship.

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

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    7. Re:Time to move... by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

      In Kim Stanley Robinson's novel of Mars colonization Red Mars , the author suggests that any colonists would have to be somewhat eccentric. That's not because of the dangers they will face, but because they are leaving behind friends, family and the general wider human society for the rest of their lives. Administrators would have a bunch of misfits on their hands and would have to assign expert psychologists to handle the situation.

      But as for the dangers of radiation, you just build underground, though of course working on the surface will expose you to a lot.

    8. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

      So maybe we can send enough materials for 6 months of life for 4 people. Then send 8 criminals and make a reality show out of it. See who survives and how and use that data for future missions. Or send equipment for 4 people to be able to sustain themselves indefinitely and send 8 people.

    9. Re:Time to move... by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so."
       
        Replace mars with the new world and it holds true. Your points a, c and d also hold true. For b if you change it to sinking then you are right there too. I'm pretty fucking sure the first people on mars will be remembered as heroes for a loooooong time.

    10. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Valentine Michael Smith?

      Weren't you born there?

      I wish I had mod points for this!

    11. Re:Time to move... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      If I were to plan an appealing Mars mission, it would involve landing robotic craft with prefabbed habitats two years (or more) before humans are scheduled to arrive. The robots could send back images and data about how nice and cozy the habitats are (or are not), and they might even get busy harvesting water from the local glacier.

      Not as appealing as the idea of landing on a beach and being treated as gods, but that didn't really work out to be so easy, either.

    12. Re:Time to move... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Sign me up.

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    13. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great series, admittedly I had the first part of Red Mars in my head while I was typing that post up. Anyone for eating dirt and joining the new Martian cult? ;-)

      Building underground is probably best idea to avoid radiation (this is probably a good idea for a moon base as well), but I would hope that by the time we are seriously considering manned missions to Mars that we have better protection against radiation.

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    14. Re:Time to move... by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

      "I'll go as long as I can get internet porn".

      There, fixed that for you...

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    15. Re:Time to move... by usul294 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Send the most useless third of the population first, but make sure to keep at least one telephone sanitizer back here at home.

    16. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Why is this being modded flamebait? Your points are all valid (I'll even give you a if you're talking about dying of exposure) in regards to the new world. The folks who made the trip would probably be the first to tell us it was hell. Also, nothing says you can't be a hero and still have a deathwish ;-)

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    17. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Administrators would have a bunch of misfits on their hands and would have to assign expert psychologists to handle the situation.

      Sounds about right considering that the "volunteers" will most likely be prisoners that will be drugged into submissive conformity. If we ever find a planet suitable "as is" for colonization and colonists can pack up and disappear into the wilderness of the planet and essentially survive on their own, then you can expect some volunteers that are more then willing to escape from the planet earth.

    18. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people have The Right Stuff. Some don't. Plenty of people stayed home when the Americas were colonized too, and generally led happier, easier lives. Except for that whole 30 Years' War thing.

    19. Re:Time to move... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Or leaving a worse shithole. There are places in the news every day that I'd prefer less than Mars given a choice. Hell even in the USA if it's a way out of poverty I bet a lot of people would jump at the chance. You might not be getting the best educated but no one would work harder and with more dedication for a steady job and a chance at a new life.

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    20. Re:Time to move... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't be any problem as long as you don't mind the 6 digit ping times.

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    21. Re:Time to move... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Send the most useless third of the population first"

      And shut down slashdot? - Never!!!

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    22. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but it sounds like a lot could go wrong with it. If something did go wrong just how costly would it be in terms of money, resources and time? Think about how costly the rover missions have been, and then probably quadruple that amount (if not more). I mean, we're not talking about roaming with a relatively small robot, we're talking about establishing semi-permanent housing for people which can't have any mistakes in the construction process. Two years also sounds like a very long time to have the habitats established before the arrival of humans, I would say 10 months maybe (I think I remember 9 months being the estimated travel time to Mars?) which would give us enough time to call the project off if there was a problem.

      It also isn't a bad idea to harvest any kind of water we can from glaciers, as well as any other resources we can dig up while we're there. I would say that that that approach would be absolutely necessary to a successful manned mission. This goes along with what I was saying earlier about the cost of the pre-established habitat. Whatever supplies we sent ahead would be extremely expensive monetarily as well as in terms of storage and fuel spent getting it there.

      All in all it would be an extremely costly and dangerous prospect, and there would have to be some serious gains to be made to make it worth anyone's time. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for exploration in the name of science, but it doesn't change the fact that a mission such as this wouldn't be a walk in the park.

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    23. Re:Time to move... by ahodgson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a tad worse than the new world. No air and no food. Dust that will corrode anything. Poor mineral deposits. No open water. Basically, complete alien and inhospitable environment. Being second best in the solar system is a pretty low bar.

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

    24. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You act as if we couldn't deal with what you mentioned. It isn't that hard.

      First, we create and launch the mars ship in an orbit similar with the space station. Empty of course. Then we use the shuttle and a few Soyuz trips to shuttle rocket thrusters, and so on to the ship. But before loading that, we line the walls of the ship with a marshmallow like green slime tire sealant substance that when at normal pressure remains pliable but when under pressure like leaking being forced through a small pin hole, it hardens and seals the leak. Then we load a plastic tube in the main crew compartment in case a larger hole happens so the crew can make efforts to get in. Then on one trip, we layer reflectice substances at angles to deflect the radiation into pockets that can convert it to energy of some usable sort.

      Next, we create a scientific work load full of menial and repetitive tasks like cleaning the hydroponic systems and reprogramming different lander options into the landing craft as well as rehearsing exiting, docking, landing and launch sequences. after that, we load up a couple of Xboxes and Playstations with a network play ability and the ability to download new content that being sent to them while in flight. Finally, we launch a scout rocket to ferry fuel and supplies, spare parts, and a launch craft (to get off the planet) that will be waiting in orbit for us to dock with. Perhaps another complete with probes and several rovers or something similar.

      Then after all that is done, we send the crew up, start preparations, they change orbit, slingshot around the moon and go off on their way to mars. 10 to 15 hours a say are devoted to work of some kind, another 2 or so to personal hygiene and maintenance around the ship, the rest to entertainment like playing halo or something or watching the latest flick that has been beaming up to them over the last week. Outside the entire work and hygiene thing, it wouldn't be much different the most geeks life in the basement. it will be fun, trust me.

    25. Re:Time to move... by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      It is worse, but at this point the people would know what they are getting into. We have a lot of data about the environment. The first explorers to the new world didn't even know where it was. A hospitable atmosphere obviously wasn't a concern, but the presence of easily accessible food certainly would have been.

    26. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmm, given the choice between living in abject poverty and being sent to a frozen hell with an unbreathable atmosphere with an almost zero chance of ever returning and giving up everything familiar and even remotely comfortable I think I would take the abject poverty. Living in a sterile tincan (or a hole in the ground) and not being able to step outside without an airtight, insulated and heated suit for the rest of my life doesn't exactly sound appealing. There is always a chance you can get out of poverty (especially in the US), and even if people did jump at that chance to go they would be out of their minds..... then again that was the point I was making to begin with ;-)

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    27. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me first!

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

      I'm sure that's what people said about all of the explorers that it took to find the americas too. Exploration costs lives, that's what makes it truly a frontier. The only thing we are missing is a good economical reason to be going. Columbus wasn't coming here just to explore, he had profit on his mind.

    28. Re:Time to move... by egr · · Score: 5, Funny

      if you make spaceship look like a basement some wouldn't even notice that they were going to Mars

    29. Re:Time to move... by lendude · · Score: 1

      I suspect fixing "I'll go as long as I can get internet access" to read "I'll go as long as I can get internet porn" is redundant...

      after all, internet=porn (plus some other irrelevant stuff).

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    30. Re:Time to move... by DogAlmity · · Score: 1

      Volunteers? Starship? Rock on!!!

      Look what's happening out in the streets
      Got a revolution Got to revolution

      Though technically they were still an airplane at the time.

    31. Re:Time to move... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      no one is going to be sailing to Mars in a 15th century galleon or caravel. the reason our "New World" is Mars is because technology has advanced a fair bit since the 1400's.

      our astronauts aren't going to be stricken by scurvy, nor are they going to contract polio, malaria, or other now preventable diseases. they also won't die form bacterial infections that killed millions of people before antibiotics were discovered. that means a small cut or cavity won't turn into sepsis or bacteremia and kill you.

      astronauts are also not at risk of getting lost due to a lack of modern navigation technology. in fact, any trip to mars will likely be backed by billions of dollars of science/research, technology, and years of extensive preparation and planning. and any candidates for Mars exploration or colonization will be specially chosen for their educational and technical background and given additional training on top of that. so they're likely to fare a little better than the average 15th century explorer.

      and even people who climb Mt. Everest bring their own oxygen, food & water. why would astronauts going to Mars need to worry about no air/food? if we were going to send anyone to colonize Mars they'd be living inside of a space habitat. they're not going to be dropped off on Mars butt naked without any supplies or shelter. in all likelihood by the time we send our first manned mission there'll already be some kind of habitation module, sustainable power plant, chemical oxygen generator, and usable water supply.

      any astronaut going to Mars is going to have a much longer life expectancy than the average 15th century European, much less a 15th century explorer. aside from perhaps the psychological strain, going to Mars would be a cakewalk compared to traveling to the New World in the 1400's.

    32. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll all die of a virulent disease from an unsanitary pay phone! don't you read?!!

    33. Re:Time to move... by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      Sure you can . . . but it's going to be a little laggy.

    34. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's send the Puritans, again.

    35. Re:Time to move... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      No bears or poisonous snakes on Mars at least. Or pissed off natives who are sick of your evil shit.

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    36. Re:Time to move... by tzjanii · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well that shouldn't be a problem, just create some sort of low-cost clone to do the grunt work on the off-world colonies... something that we can just pump out thousands of, replicate them somehow?

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    37. Re:Time to move... by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Getting to that ice will require a team of hard-drinking, undisciplined misfits and renegades who know a lot about drilling and can learn all the space travel crap on the side.

    38. Re:Time to move... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed, you first! I'll be satisfied to have myself cryogenically frozen (Did I happen to mention you first for that too?) and thawed out in a generation or three when the colonization effort is well under way. Guess I'm not much for a.) getting slowly cooked by solar radiation b.) constantly worrying about a hole the size of a pinprick sucking all the atmosphere out of the ship, c.) either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end or waiting for my fellow shipmates to do the same and d.) finally arriving at my destination which is even less hospitable and almost certainly more dangerous than life on the ship.

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

      What if they throw in a free mammoth?

    39. Re:Time to move... by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

      ... that we know of.

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    40. Re:Time to move... by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      Well, when you compare the technologies available that time, is it much worse? They had a good chance of getting sunk in a storm. Their navigation capabilities were far from accurate. Information on the new world was sparse. Getting there and ensuring you could produce the necessary amount of food and shelter to live was far from a guarantee. I really think they're pretty close to the same.

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    41. Re:Time to move... by tirefire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why move to Mars? Gee. Maybe because it's ANOTHER. FUCKING. PLANET. I'm only 19 years old. By current health standards I'm maybe 1/4 of the way through my life. And I'd give the rest of my life up, right now, for a one-way ticket to Mars. I don't care if I wouldn't come back to Earth, I don't care if I'd only live for a week or two on Mars before my food ran out. It's MARS. Issue me a cyanide pill and I'll clock myself out right before my life support fails. I'll be dead and you'll be alive. But I'll have done more in my one week on Mars than any other 6+ billion people will ever accomplish in their pathetic little lives on Earth.

    42. Re:Time to move... by Saffaya · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are forgetting we still haven't actually resolved the problem of preventing crew irradiation during their travel to/from Mars.
      That is a show-stopper, 100% chance of being irradiated beats the off-chance to get a new world disease.
      Shielding rises the mass of the vehicule, which is already a problem that forces us to a slow travel due to our limitation to chemical rockets.

      We need to switch to a different and better propulsion system like a nuclear one in order to escape this quagmire of Shield/mass+length of travel compounded problem.

    43. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things I will not go to mars without.
      o At least 1 woman going with me.
      o Lots of ramen soup
      o at least 3terabytes worth of pr0n and the same amount in music
      o at least 10 computers with 20 monitors
      o all the solar panels that will power ^
      I know I'm missing some things but I refuse to think about this further.

    44. Re:Time to move... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Having been here since 1965 I now want to go back.

    45. Re:Time to move... by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      "c.) either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end"

      Like any mom's basement dwellers are going to have a problem with this. ;)

    46. Re:Time to move... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well you only live once you know.

      Stephen Baxters novel Titan was basically an essay putting forward your POV.

      As a counter point, most of us endanger ourselves every day. Life in space has not turned out to be enormously hazardous. Returning to Earth is.

      I would take the risk.

    47. Re:Time to move... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      It's a tad worse than the new world. No air and no food. Dust that will corrode anything. Poor mineral deposits. No open water. Basically, complete alien and inhospitable environment.

      So... a republican convention then? ;)

    48. Re:Time to move... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure they would. Latency would go through the roof.

    49. Re:Time to move... by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out the Mars Direct proposal championed by Robert Zubrin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Direct.

      Not only did it involve pre-setting equipment and habitats, it's launch framework was shuttle-derived, thus precluding a need for new (potentially troubled) launch system. Such a shuttle-derived system is reflected in the Direct proposal: http://www.directlauncher.com./

      For my money, the whole Ares launch system is a waste of time, money, and effort, too. We could probably be on Mars in ten years if they followed the Mars Direct/Direct Launcher path.

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    50. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a long running one ! Eight years seems a good figure to aim for.

    51. Re:Time to move... by Noodlenose · · Score: 1
      So Kim Stanley Robinson was pretty much spot on with his predictions.

      Plenty of glaciers to turn Mars into a blue world?

      NN

    52. Re:Time to move... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      The old problems are gone but there's a whole host of new ones.
      Radiation wasn't a problem for the settlers of the new world, produvcing their own air wasn't either.
      Some of the colonies in the new world basicly ran on fresh bodies. Each wave of colonists arriving just in time to replace the dead and sure up supplies for the next winter.
      Part of what kept it going was that people in europe had no idea how bad things were when they signed up.

      Hopefully we'll be better prepared for mars but a few disasters could kill the whole project since we'll be watching it on TV half an hour after it happens.

    53. Re:Time to move... by emj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually you would only gain 30%-50% by going nuclear. There are apparently experiments with plasma that could be used as propulsion, using a cannon from earth. That would allow you to not bring lots of fuel.

      That's really SciFi though, I wonder if they even have done something similar on earth except with water in amusement parks attractions.

    54. Re:Time to move... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      There is a major difference between earth and space exploration. On most places on earth, you could just dump a few hundred people with no training or equipment, and at least some of them will survive and find a way to live there. On Mars, you can't. I'm sure a lot of people died colonizing America, but the place was basically livable. The first people we send to Mars will be stuck in there habitation module until we send them more equipment or bring them back. Only when we get to the point that we have such advanced industry on Mars that it can produce the kind of equipment you need on Mars (solar panels/nuclear reactors, water and air recycling, radiation shielding, mars suits), then it is really a colony. I hope we will get there, but the approach will be very different that earth colonization.

    55. Re:Time to move... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Telephone sanitizers: 2nd class, and Management Consultants first?

    56. Re:Time to move... by aliquis · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are these things you call friends and human society? Once family usually die away from you unless you reproduce so no issues there either.

      Give me someone to play games with and a collection of fleshlights and lube and I'm all set.

    57. Re:Time to move... by lxs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they also won't die form bacterial infections that killed millions of people before antibiotics were discovered. that means a small cut or cavity won't turn into sepsis or bacteremia and kill you."

      Unless a strain of bacteria turns up that is resistant to every antibiotic you have on board and you are several light minutes away from an alternative, in which case it's bye bye mr.astronaut. We really haven't evolved that much from 15th century explorers. Take away this vast safety blanket of civilization and we're just as resourceful, and equally helpless as any explorer in the past 50000 years.

    58. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the time they had a Total Recall on Mars? And then when they wiped out themselves with all those nukes?

      Maybe we'll find some fossils...

    59. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hear Mammoths are pretty cheap, though the space ship might need to be a bit big. And kept cold. And you might have to clone cave men as a food source.

    60. Re:Time to move... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0

      If that someone is a member of the gender of your preference, you won't need the fleshlights ;)

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    61. Re:Time to move... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Condsider yourself signed up. You sound like exactly the sort of rational and sane person we'd like to send. A lot of applicants seem to suffer from paranoid meglomania but, hurrah !. You show none of the early signs so welcome to Mars young man and your new life.

    62. Re:Time to move... by Ed_1024 · · Score: 1

      How about some hairdressers and telephone sanitisers? Wouldn't need any of those retro-rocket thingies, either...

    63. Re:Time to move... by antirelic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dont want to be too harsh on the parent, but these are pretty false comparisons. To begin with, the "New World" settlers werent in "danger" of contracting diseases from the "New World"... the diseases were from the "old world". This is like saying that our astronauts would have to worry about gang violence on mars. No... gang violence is on earth.

      The reason a Mars to New World comparison is a poor comparison is pretty simple. The "New World" had "human beings" already there, thus proving that living there was completely viable. Just because the inhabitants of the "New World" werent white Europeans, doesnt mean the "New World" was somehow inhospitable. No, the whole New World concept is quasi nationalist and insultingly Eurocentric.

      A more accurate comparison would be talking about how 14th century Europeans colonized Antartica. Of course, that didnt happen.

      Anyone willing to go to Mars would have to be either divorced from the reality of their likely demise.

      - You dont need to worry about being lost, because there is nowhere to go. Your on Mars. Each spec of martian terrain is just as unwelcoming to earth life as the next.

      - You are completely reliant on technology for your survival. Back on earth, the planet kept you alive, now you are relying on equipment created by the lowest bidder (thats right). If that machine that makes your air happens to blow up, catch fire, etc, you are dead with almost no means to manufacture another. No moving, no anything. End game.

      - Dont like your job? Dont like your room mate? Want to see a movie? No. You are stuck in your job, which is to do science and survive. Thats it until someone comes to relieve you, and that is if someone comes to relieve you because...

      - Civil war, economic collapse, Plague, zombie apocalypse (left 4 dead ftw), angry congress criters, etc., back on earth means that no rocket ships are coming to get you, resupply you, etc.. Now you are just going to whittle away and die! Yeah! Thats right, there will be no way for people stuck on mars to exist without resupply from earth... not with current technology (or foreseeable future).

      I still think we should do it, but it would have to be done right. Not small bases like everyone recommends, but overkill to the extreme. Large initial colonies to support just a small amount of people. Human beings need space, downtime, and certain levels of freedom to avoid the nastiness that comes along with confinement. The price tag would have to be one that would be shared with the entire world as no one country would be able to do it (though the $700 Billion going to wallstreet would be an excellent down payment).

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    64. Re:Time to move... by ti-coune · · Score: 1

      >Pluses for no hostile natives, though

      Hostile natives ?

      How much of this period of our history have you read about ? Do you just have the "indian shooting arrows at white men" picture in your mind ?

      Any idea of how many "hostile natives" got killed by europeans directly in wars our indirectly through contagious diseases brought over from Europe ?

      I know you did not intend to hurt anyone with this little phrase, but you do contribute to the cliches people hold about this period of our history.

    65. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no women.

    66. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, reminded me of HHTG too :)

    67. Re:Time to move... by Alarindris · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Kim Stanley Robinson's novel of Mars colonization Red Mars , the author suggests that any colonists would have to be somewhat eccentric.

      Check. I break up quotes and respond to separate parts of a post.

      That's not because of the dangers they will face, but because they are leaving behind friends, family and the general wider human society for the rest of their lives.

      Check. Give me a connection to play WoW and were rolling.

      Where do I sign?

    68. Re:Time to move... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      Replace mars with the new world and it holds true.

      No it doesn't. Not even close. Why? Because technically, given enough time, the European Invasion forces could have WALKED almost the entire way to "the New World" by way of Siberia and then taken a very short boat ride across to Alaska, and then WALKED down through Canada.

      Interestingly, when there was more ice around, people did EXACTLY that and had already filled the continent with people 12 - 14,000 years prior to the European Invasion, and were living rich and colourful lives in the mean time for hundreds of generations.

      There isn't remotely enough air on Mars, and what is there isn't breathable, and you can't walk anywhere near it, and it has weather not that different from Antarctica, at its best.

      So, no, the people who go to Mars are idiots, just typical human douchebags off to plant a flag someplace, to pound their chests like the hairless apes they are.

      Quick Answer: there will be no Mars Colony. Not now, not ever.

      RS

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    69. Re:Time to move... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Check. Give me a connection to play WoW and were rolling.

      Now that's the hard part. Unless you're willing to put up with a six-minute ping time?

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    70. Re:Time to move... by solferino · · Score: 1
      Send the most useless third of the population first...

      Hey, it worked for Australia!

    71. Re:Time to move... by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      So, are you saying that NO natives were ever hostile to the coloners?

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    72. Re:Time to move... by pla · · Score: 1

      either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end or waiting for my fellow shipmates to do the same

      Thus the obvious need to send hardcore geeks (with interests in medicine, architecture, and alternative construction methods) as the first colonists.

      Confined to a small space for months on end? No problem, as long as the ship has a nice library of games (and perhaps a LAN for when the crew feels like "socializing" via a deathmatch). No interaction with other humans? Puh-lease, I strive for that here on Earth, and rarely get it (ever wonder why so many geeks have seemingly paradoxical offline hobbies like mountain climbing and hiking? You don't get many visitors on the face of a cliff).

      And for our side-hobbies, geeks tend to produce some of the best work outside a true professional in that field. Personally, I've done some damned fine finish-carpentry work, myself; I have geek friends who excel at skills ranging from metal-smithing to animal husbandry.


      As for points A, B, and D... Well, a properly-designed ship negates all of those, and serves as an initial habitat until the crew can build something better.


      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

      I may have self-destructive tendancies, but certainly no death wish... And I'll gladly go to the front of the line to join that first ship's crew.

    73. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a tad worse than the new world. No air and no food. Dust that will corrode anything. Poor mineral deposits. No open water. Basically, complete alien and inhospitable environment. Being second best in the solar system is a pretty low bar.

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

      It could have hostile natives though... some flesh eating bacteria

    74. Re:Time to move... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      Check. Give me a connection to play WoW and were rolling.

      Now that's the hard part. Unless you're willing to put up with a six-minute ping time?

      And that's the shortest, it would gradually increase to 44 minutes.

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    75. Re:Time to move... by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      And shut down slashdot? - Never!!!

      It's okay, Vint Cerf's wonderful new Interplanetary Internet will allow everyone on the ship to carry on posting during the journey.

      I wonder who'll get the frist post from interplanetary space?

    76. Re:Time to move... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      I hear Mammoths are pretty cheap, though the space ship might need to be a bit big. And kept cold. And you might have to clone cave men as a food source.

      I don't know which is the worse failure:

      • You posted anonymously.
      • You think mammoths are carnivorous.
      • You missed a blatant Blade Runner reference.
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    77. Re:Time to move... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Problem with a 10 month lead time is the orbit cycle... If we're going, we're going, and there's a minimum amount of preparation that's going to be needed - sending the housing one conjunction ahead of the people allows for not sending the people if the housing gets screwed. Yeah, it would be nice if the world could all unite to join the mission, might even be what the economy needs, instead of WPA projects picking up trash and building parks we could tool up for the Mars mission with a secure spending plan that everyone can get comfortable with so they can start handing out loans again....

    78. Re:Time to move... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it's not as easy as a person with the opposite sex passing the same general area. There is more to it.

      Maybe it would be enough if there is only 2 members of the human species involved. I don't know, but on planet earth, no, there seem to be more factors involved.

    79. Re:Time to move... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      For my money, the whole Ares launch system is a waste of time, money, and effort, too. We could probably be on Mars in ten years if they followed the Mars Direct/Direct Launcher path.

      Yeah, but perception is all there is. The shuttle has two black eyes now, so it's getting retired. Besides, an Ares just looks like it could be redirected to rain down a 1000 unit MIRV with any kind of warheads we choose. I'm really surprised that W didn't order a new Saturn V to be built and tested in response to the emerging "new world order" that includes Indian moon probes and Chinese nationals in space. NASA probably convinced him that the Ares would be more impressive and could be delivered just as fast.

    80. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

      I think that most accounts of first contact show that the natives were not actually hostile...until they had an experience with a self-interested Colombo and co....

    81. Re:Time to move... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's necessarily true. I think there are a lot of ordinary people who would like to have a chance to be pioneers. Most of these people would be scared of being cut off from everyone they know and losing their comforts, but I think those fears can be dealt with.

      The first colony will also have to be supported with regular drops of food, water and materials. Morale building items could be included with these. These could be things like luxury foods, a crate of letters from children, movies, video games, board games, in-door sports equipment (e.g. a ping pong table), and decorative items.

      The colonists would always have something to look forward to. Also, they should at least have basic email so they aren't completely cut off from society.

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    82. Re:Time to move... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With a small number of people and no animals, it's highly unlikely new strains of dangerous bacteria would evolve.

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    83. Re:Time to move... by phorm · · Score: 1

      astronauts are also not at risk of getting lost due to a lack of modern navigation technology. in fact, any trip to mars will likely be backed by billions of dollars of science/research.

      One of the common memes I've read of in various books (but futuristic and historical-fictive) is the tendency of local populations to wax and wane in their attention to "remote" colonies depending on local issues. Yes, the initial program might gain a lot of funding and attention, but what happens 5-10 years in when the government has changed, local issues have arisen, and the people are no long so interested in the program...

    84. Re:Time to move... by rapoZa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

      Didn't the natives help the first european settlers survive the first few years?

    85. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a question that's always bothered me about having yourself cryogenically frozen:

      Who would bother to thaw you out?

      There you are, laying there dead for all practical intents and purposes, and reviving you would only yield somebody with antiquated skills and moral notions unsuited to contemporary living. Imagine resurrecting a footsoldier from the Crusades. What would be the point? Who would do that?

    86. Re:Time to move... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      I dont want to be too harsh on the parent, but these are pretty false comparisons. To begin with, the "New World" settlers werent in "danger" of contracting diseases from the "New World"... the diseases were from the "old world". This is like saying that our astronauts would have to worry about gang violence on mars. No... gang violence is on earth.

      That isn't entirely true. Syphilis is thought to have been a 'New World' disease that was brought back by Columbus and spread rapidly through an entirely susceptible European population.

    87. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Don't you think that if we could've cryogenically frozen any number of major historical figures and brought them back now that we would jump on the chance to do so? Think of the historical value there would be in speaking face to face to say, Aristotle or Plato (to name a couple off the top of my head). Even if we were to resurrect a foot-soldier from the Crusades (to use your example) we could learn a great deal from them.

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    88. Re:Time to move... by DaFallus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pluses for no hostile natives, though.

      ... that we know of.

      Nah, they left after they traded the entire planet to us for one lousy bead.

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    89. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you'll never make first post on /.

    90. Re:Time to move... by dword · · Score: 1

      Now we just need to get some "volunteers" to get on a spaceship...

      I propose that we send all first posters!

    91. Re:Time to move... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      To begin with, the "New World" settlers werent in "danger" of contracting diseases from the "New World"... the diseases were from the "old world". This is like saying that our astronauts would have to worry about gang violence on mars. No... gang violence is on earth.

      I hate to be the one to break this to you, but North America was not a sterile environment. I promise you that Indians got sick before Europeans ever came on the scene. I mean, the biggest difference between the two groups is that one made the trip from Africa to North America more quickly.

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    92. Re:Time to move... by IchNiSan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heroes for a while. Until the history books are finally able to tell the true story about the heroes enslaving martians, giving the martians horrible diseases for which their immune system has no protection, and massacring martians in large numbers in the name of converting them to the "true" religion.

    93. Re:Time to move... by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      I'd go in a heartbeat. Ever since I was young I've wanted to be one of the first people to go to Mars. Life didn't turn out like I'd dreamed of (Programming instead of Air Force Pilot) but if given the chance, I'd still make the sacrifice. I would do anything to go on that first trip.

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    94. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      To quote Tyler Derden: "Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. From now on, all those with shaved heads: 'Space Monkeys.'"

      Honestly, live another 10 years or so and you'll see there is a lot worth living for. A wife, kids, a career; these are all things that most people crave whether or not they want to admit it. A trip like that one is a huge decision, and I wouldn't be so quick to throw my life away just to be able to say I did it.

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    95. Re:Time to move... by DoomHaven · · Score: 1

      *Unless* we actually got a WoW server *onboard* the ship. Then we would have phenomenal ping times, as well as a lack of gold sellers/spammers/scammers.

      And after killing Arthas, we'd get to land on Mars :D

      What's really sad about this thread is I haven't read any "Total Recall" references. For shame. For shame indeed.

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    96. Re:Time to move... by fprintf · · Score: 1

      I grok what you did there!

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    97. Re:Time to move... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      That depends a lot on what technologies we have by the time we colonize Mars.
      Torchships - assume we can sustain a continuous 1 G acceleration in space, presumably from a fusion drive. Mars is (very roughly, and allowing for some time to transfer from a more conventional rocket at a space station or similar limited version of torchship technology where we aren't allowed to run the fusion drives in Earth's atmosphere, etc) a week away. Plus, you can likely move a big payload, one where a few pinprick sized holes become trivial. Some of the Orion drive designs postulated doing a lunar colony in one shot, 1,000 crew, living quarters, machine shops, power plants, vehicle bays full of lunar rovers, several years food, water, and fuel, with only very limited recycling assumed. With controlled fusion, we ought to be able to equal moving an advanced Orion type payload all the way to Mars and not just the Moon.
      Anti-radiation pills - any cheap generalized anti-cancer drug or easy to tolerate treatment makes that level of radiation exposure much more tolerable. We're not talking levels where the mutation rate goes up (much), and so the radiation effects would mostly be cancer.
      Putting Psychology on a firm footing - You get to go with a group you can both trust and enjoy being with (or you are one of the ones left on Earth). The psychological stress isn't really travel time based, even if it still takes months, it's the spending years, maybe the rest of your life, with those same people once you get there. Probably you could have a very sane, cooperative bunch of people in the colony, and they could still suffer a great deal of stress if the political situation back on Earth flared up enough, so this could actually be the biggest obstacle. You don't just need a sane crew, but sanity world wide back home, especially if the colony isn't self sustaining yet.

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    98. Re:Time to move... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      You play on a Localized Server? WoW would probably donate the software for the publicity. Now the ship design params just need to include support for 25 Man raids.

      Carnage Bloodbreath: Need Tnk 4 Blackrock Spire?
      Leroy Jenkins: I gotta patch another damned meteor hole. BRB.
      Carnage Bloodbreath: So that's what that noise was.

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    99. Re:Time to move... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      as well as a lack of gold sellers/spammers/scammers.

      I'd send them off first, along with the marketing executives and telephone sanitisers.

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    100. Re:Time to move... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      The chances are a million to one.

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    101. Re:Time to move... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      exactly. and it should be noted that most of the antibiotic-resistant "super bugs" that we're starting to see today are due to the abuse of antibiotics. many doctors over-prescribe antibiotics just to placate their patients, so people end up taking antibiotics for flus & colds despite their being viral infections. antibiotics are also put into animal feed because it makes livestock grow much larger. even the use of antibacterial soap can cause bacteria to evolve resistance to certain types of antibiotics that work similarly to its antibacterial agent(s) (like Triclosan).

      astronauts traveling to mars would actually be safer from multiresistant bacteria than someone on earth. there are no hospitals in space (or on mars) to serve as breeding grounds for super bugs. and without the abuse of antibiotics there's nothing to trigger the development of antibiotic resistance in any bacteria the crew might bring with them or encounter. in short, without the use of antibiotics, there's nothing to create antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria.

    102. Re:Time to move... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      and even people who climb Mt. Everest bring their own oxygen, food & water. why would astronauts going to Mars need to worry about no air/food?

      Do you seriously mean to suggest that Mars colonists are going to bring all the air, water, and food they need WITH THEM? Do you have any idea how much mass you're talking about? The only way this could possibly be done is in some sort of Biosphere II type environment... and we don't know how to do that.

      astronauts are also not at risk of getting lost due to a lack of modern navigation technology.

      Three words: Mars Climate Orbiter.

      our astronauts aren't going to be stricken by scurvy, nor are they going to contract polio, malaria, or other now preventable diseases. they also won't die form bacterial infections that killed millions of people before antibiotics were discovered.

      No, they'll get radiation poisoning instead.

      People intent on doing this Mars colonization thing need to take these problems seriously. Yes, technology has advanced since 1492. The problem is also orders of magnitude more difficult.

    103. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... but... then who will lead us?!

    104. Re:Time to move... by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Why waste weight on movie/video games? Admittedly a link to Mars would be very low bandwidth, but if it's always on, why not just use any excess bandwidth on the link to send stuff to mars. A suitable high latency tolerant protocol probably already exists. And if you had spectrum to spare, the bandwidth could be increased. That being said, flash memory is quite compact/light.

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    105. Re:Time to move... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Guess I'm not much for a.) getting slowly cooked by solar radiation b.) constantly worrying about a hole the size of a pinprick sucking all the atmosphere out of the ship, c.) either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end or waiting for my fellow shipmates to do the same and d.) finally arriving at my destination which is even less hospitable and almost certainly more dangerous than life on the ship.

      Sounds about like colonization on Earth during the age of sail. Except for "B" being ocean leaking in rahter than atmosphere leaking out. I guess we all know how badly that all turned out.

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    106. Re:Time to move... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      a- Not a problem with a modest amount of HDPE shielding and strategically pointing the thickest parts of the ship (the main thrusters?) towards the sun.

      b- What is with people and vacuums? The ship will be at something like .8-.9 atmospheres. Outside will be about 0 atmosphere. Take a submarine down 32 feet underwater and you've recreated the same pressure differential. A good post a month back or so figured out that a small hole in the ISS would take several weeks to drain all the air out (you have to account for the decreasing pressure difference).

      c- If a bunch of 19-year-old submariners, 17th-century fur trappers, and overwintering south pole scientists can deal with it, so can you.

      d- Your habitat upon landing will most likely be nicer than the ship. In all likelihood it will be the first long, hot shower in gravity that you've had for a long time. The comfort of walking on your feet. Looking at a sky. Oh, and your living modules would most likely be completely assembled and tested by the time you arrive.

      Deathwish? Ask the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of soldiers still alive today who volunteered for combat duty. I deploy back to iraq in a week, and I was the first name on the sign-up roster. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, but it could very well go wrong with you, too, if only you worked on it a bit.

      -b

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    107. Re:Time to move... by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Or not. There is a wide diversity of people on this planet. Some of them can legitimately and sanely say that they are willing to take very high risk (i.e. likely death), high reward (known for all time as first person on mars) opportunities. They exist in the military (esp. special ops) and emergency response teams already. Can't say that their personal lives are all that great, but they love what they are doing.

      Recently, there was a biography of Roald Dahl (author of James and the Giant Peach). When he was younger he was in an RAF in a squadron that suffered massive casualties. He and his comrades kept going up even though they knew there was a very good chance of them dying on each mission. Was he insane? No, he just made a decision that risking his life was worth it. People in the military do that sort of thing.

      No, I wouldn't do it. But some people would and they get the opportunity to become famous (or dead trying), and accept the chance happily.

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    108. Re:Time to move... by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 1

      That bead being a massive diamond...

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    109. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, sometime in the future:

      Thanks! Now I really have a headache!

    110. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check. Give me a connection to play WoW and were rolling.

      Where do I sign?

      $ping google.com
      PING google.com (64.233.187.99) 56(84) bytes of data.
      64 bytes from jc-in-f99.google.com (64.233.187.99): icmp_seq=1 ttl=239 time=240000 ms

    111. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      a- Not a problem with a modest amount of HDPE shielding and strategically pointing the thickest parts of the ship (the main thrusters?) towards the sun.

      I'm assuming you're talking about High-density polyethylene? That is great for living quarters and fully enclosed spaces, but what about EVAs? Astronauts will almost certainly be required to leave the ship to perform some kind of maintenance or other activities along the way, not to mention that once they reached Mars they would also (presumably) be active on the surface of the planet for extended periods of time. If it was a long term mission (years or decades) the chances of being affected by radiation go up drastically. I'm not saying it is impossible to survive, but I don't think that using HDPE is going to mitigate the overall risk.

      b- What is with people and vacuums? The ship will be at something like .8-.9 atmospheres. Outside will be about 0 atmosphere. Take a submarine down 32 feet underwater and you've recreated the same pressure differential. A good post a month back or so figured out that a small hole in the ISS would take several weeks to drain all the air out (you have to account for the decreasing pressure difference).

      A few weeks is more than enough time for all of the air to leak out, especially on a mission that would take months just to reach Mars.

      c- If a bunch of 19-year-old submariners, 17th-century fur trappers, and overwintering south pole scientists can deal with it, so can you.

      There is a huge difference between making a months-long trip through a vacuum to another planet in a relatively small vessel and being on a submarine or trekking through the arctic or antarctic. The submariners can always surface (in a breathable atmosphere at that), 17th-century fur trappers didn't have to worry about radiation (and could always scavenge food) and scientists in the south pole could always leave if they wanted to. Once you're on that ship and under way there is no turning back and you better hope to hell that everything is functioning the way it should and will continue to function.

      d- Your habitat upon landing will most likely be nicer than the ship. In all likelihood it will be the first long, hot shower in gravity that you've had for a long time. The comfort of walking on your feet. Looking at a sky. Oh, and your living modules would most likely be completely assembled and tested by the time you arrive.

      True enough, assuming that your base and quarters were all set up ahead of time, which I think is a safe assumption because it makes sense that we would plan for that. However, explorers would still be faced with being confined inside most of the time, and even when they were able to go outside it would always be within an airtight, insulated suit, and I as I mentioned earlier they would have to worry about radiation exposure in the long term. Not to mention that Martian dust would get into everything, including the living quarters and your lungs.

      Deathwish? Ask the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of soldiers still alive today who volunteered for combat duty. I deploy back to iraq in a week, and I was the first name on the sign-up roster. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, but it could very well go wrong with you, too, if only you worked on it a bit.

      I have nothing but respect for the men and women who volunteer to go over there, that really takes balls of brass. Really man, I hope you come back safe :-)

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    112. Re:Time to move... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup...
      UH HUH.

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    113. Re:Time to move... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      the "New World" settlers werent in "danger" of contracting diseases from the "New World"... the diseases were from the "old world".

      Oh? Don't I recall correctly that syphilis came back to Europe after the explorers "fraternized" with the local women?

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    114. Re:Time to move... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick... but replicants are not clones, they're androids with artificial intelligence.

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    115. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't solved the "irradiation problem" for EARTH yet, you get it everyday you live, and will till you die, that Evul Horribul RAD-JAYSHUN! Oh nooooooooooooooooooes!

    116. Re:Time to move... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Well, in response to a: I would say that we already do EVA's, and we have done them outside the earth's magnetic field. We could probably use the information gleaned from those experiences to make the EVA's on the way to mars more survivable. EVA's could also be performed so that the activity took place on the shade side of the ship, or when the ship was behind a planet.
      We already have professions that cause mild exposure to alpha- and beta-radiation and we've come up with novel abatement strategies. Also, one other strategy that I've seen discussed would be to shield the ship within its own ionized cocoon, much like earth. I don't know the feasibility of that.

      B: As you said in a:, EVA's would be possible. The shuttle already carries materials needed to repair minor leaks- we already have that covered. The spacecraft would likely be constructed with en-route repairability in mind, much like submarine, so the marsnauts could take of things on their own.

      C: My point with those examples was that they were all usually very far from help and at the same time they were in pretty dangerous situations. The submariners could always surface, except when they don't (thresher et al.) The trapper didn't have to deal with radiation, but he did have to deal with cold, disease, hostile natives, wars going on around him sometimes, etc. If he slipped on a rock and broke his hip, he would die. Period. And the south pole scientists actually can't leave during the winter. And from what I understand, the winter crew is sort of... special. So you're right about that part.

      D: yeah, it would basically suck. Life sucks here on earth a lot, too. I just got done removing all the insulation from my house; it gets everywhere, including the lungs. My water lines were frozen solid this morning; I had to come to work to shave. I have to sleep in insulated coveralls. However, I accept this as a necessarily crappy part before the good part. I imagine that I could put up with slightly worse if the payoff would be so huge; and sending humans to live on another planet would be one of the biggest payoffs in all of human history. I and probably everyone I know will be forgotten 20 years after we die; going to mars would make you a part of one of history's great milestones. Highways, mountains, holidays, and maybe even countries, stars, and planets will be named after you. It may seem kind of hokey, but I've heard from many parents that having kids affords them a chance at living on after they die. This would be like having 6 billion kids who are actually *happy* with the way you did your job.

      I really enjoy my life here on earth, but I also enjoy smoking, drinking, eating pizza, etc. Those are all things that I will have to give up soon for (my) greater good. I don't like being shot at, but I can sacrifice some of my 'safe' time if it's for the greater good. I am by no means a utilitarian, but if people like me volunteer for dangerous or painful experiences, they should not be held back by those who won't. There are bigger things than me; I believe the human race should have every opportunity to grow and mature. It would be a shame if human exploration was halted by religious, ethical, or political reasons.

      We let people eat and drink themselves to death in this country and call it 'consumerism'. We need to take the next step and let people explore and science themselves to death if they want. Humanity can gain so much more than plus-sized coffins and reruns of sitcoms.

      Your argument, although I can see how it is somewhat valid, could be applied in slightly different language to every risky human endeavor we've ever undertaken. It will always be the case that life is risky.

      -b

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    117. Re:Time to move... by ti-coune · · Score: 1

      no, that's not what i said.
      i don't think anyone can say that NO natives were ever hostile to the coloners,
      imagine how many thousands they were. How could this possibly be.
      So i'm not sure why you are asking this question.

    118. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Send the most useless third of the population first

      That would certainly make it harder for them to do the stupid fucking "first post" crap.

    119. Re:Time to move... by Limburgher · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with both of you, and posit and this can change from one period of your life to the next. 15 years ago, I might have signed up to go to Mars. Now, with a wonderful wife, 2 incredible kids, a job that I actually enjoy and a couple engaging, rewarding hobbies, and I wouldn't consider it unless I could take all that with me. Safely. So it's pretty unlikely.

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    120. Re:Time to move... by apoc06 · · Score: 1

      well, if you build the actual shuttle+ shielding in space, the lack of gravity in space partially eliminates the handicap that extra shielding-mass would put on propulsion efforts.

    121. Re:Time to move... by jlowery · · Score: 1

      Send the most useless third of the population first...

      Yes, do unto other planets what the Golgafrinchams did unto ours.

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    122. Re:Time to move... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The emergence of the Earth's vast and comparatively strong magnetic field solved this problem a long time ago. Neither Mars nor the spacecraft are going to enjoy this luxury any time soon.

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    123. Re:Time to move... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      I think that getting a decent transfer rate to Mars is going to be a non-trivial problem. I've read that NASA only gets 2kbps when transmitting data to the Mars rover.

      The loss of signal strength due to distance is massive. To get a decent transfer rate you'll either need a huge dish or a laser transmission. Even with that, you won't get any signal when you're facing away from Earth.

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    124. Re:Time to move... by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      either losing my sanity in the confines of ship I can't leave for months on end or waiting for my fellow shipmates to do the same

      People have spent as long as 437 days in space. Whether you're on Mir (as Polyakov was) or in a ship going to Mars isn't going to make a lot of difference to morale. Might be better going to Mars, as at least you have a sense of progress instead of just being trapped circling forever.

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    125. Re:Time to move... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Why waste weight on movie/video games? Admittedly a link to Mars would be very low bandwidth, but if it's always on, why not just use any excess bandwidth on the link to send stuff to mars.

      Because that makes you a filthy pirate! The RIAA will be by to sue you shortly for even suggesting such outrageous actions. ;)

    126. Re:Time to move... by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      I don't know, do NASA really need more than 2kbs right now? You normally design for what you need. It would be more expensive, yes, but it would be needed in order to send scientific data back - everyone says this will be a one way trip.

      Some form of QPSK modulation to overcome the noise and weak signal, a clever protocol that breaks everythin into blocks sends all the blocks at once and only failed blockd are re-requested and a system of satellites. I reckon it could be done. Only problem is mentioned by your sibling poster.

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    127. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, people who are able to isolate themselves from the real world for significant periods of time without becoming ineffective (I leave opinons of their sanity to others) as well as teleoperate might be ideal for the first crew.

      I'm sure a couple game servers could be sent along without difficulty (perhaps decommissioned astrogation computers?) and Mars would likely have a magnificent wireless network, what with all the spectrum there to be divided at will.

    128. Re:Time to move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the 40 minute ping times...

    129. Re:Time to move... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      colonists would have to be somewhat eccentric. That's not because of the dangers they will face, but because they are leaving behind friends, family and the general wider human society for the rest of their lives.

      So we send teenagers that have no friends and like to play video games instead of socializing?

      Administrators would have a bunch of misfits on their hands and would have to assign expert psychologists to handle the situation.

      Does that mean if we don't send teenagers that have no friends and like to play video games instead of socializing we will be stuck with that task here?

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    130. Re:Time to move... by Smallphish · · Score: 1

      VASIMR gets us there (NEP or SEP). Water shields the crew.

    131. Re:Time to move... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Not trying to insult the natives.

      How about, pluses for no indigenous intelligent beings to compete with, exploit, exterminate, war with and against, and eventually displace?

      Geez.

    132. Re:Time to move... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      You should lurk on science forums more often if those are your fears, and put less credence in Hollywood's version of science.

      a) You are slowly being cooked by solar radiation here on Earth. Cosmic radiation is even getting you right now. The reality is that the radiation problem is more of a minor hurdle. But misinformed or non-informed people fear it because Hollywood tells them to.

      b) DId you know the space station leaks? yet they manage. Again, "Hollywood Science" FTL.

      c) If you can;'t hack small confines for months at a time, then stay here. Believe it or not, most people who do those things do not go nuts. Some do, and Hollywood capitalizes on that very small subset. Even those who do, tend to do it alone.

      d) Mars is far less inhospitable than hard vacuum of space. It *has* and atmosphere. A dome with a diameter of a mere 50 meters would take days to weeks to deflate if you fired a 50 caliber bullet into the dome, for example. The atmosphere it does have provides magnitudes more radiation and temperature buffer than you'll find in open space. Plus it actually has resources. Open space is well, just open space.

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars will not have a deathwish. Those types of people make missions of any kind other than suicide ones (and even some of those) a disaster waiting to happen. Perhaps you should not judge everyone by your foibles, ignorance, and insecurities. We know more about Mars and how to deal with it's challenges than did Columbus about where he was going. Columbus couldn't take 99% of what he was going to need, and as a result had serious and fatal problems. By comparison a trip to Mars, or even settling Mars is a relatively far less challenging for mankind thing to do than setting out blindly across the Atlantic was for the Vikings, Chinese, Japanese, and Europeans.

      So stop insulting everyone who doesn't share your "fearful", misinformed, and complacent wish by saying they must have a death wish. Were just not as ignorant and complacent as you, that's all. Seriously.

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    133. Re:Time to move... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      It's a tad worse than the new world. No air and no food.

      The ocean did not provide water, and very little food. Think that might have been crucial? Perhaps that is why they took food and water (and rum) on the ships?

      Dust doesn't corrode things.

      "No Open water" This one always cracks me up, it demonstrates serious ignorance and bias. Go ahead, get in a boat, go out to sea for a few weeks and try to live off the salty seawater you will get. Try to cross the Atlantic w/o taking your own water or desalinisation equipment. Be sure to have your will filled out first.

      So much for "open water" being a plus. Mars has the mineral deposits we need to sustain settlement. The ocean does not. Traveling the oceans even today requires taking our own food, fuel, water, and shelter. If you want to "live off the sea" you need special equipment. And you have to deal with whatever air you get, at whatever temperature it happens to be.

      Taking our own air is far less of a problem than taking food on the exploration and colony ships the old world sent out centuries ago. We can actually grow our own food on a scale large enough to provide for the people going.

      Of course it is an alien environment, but that doesn't mean it is a bad idea, or impossible, or even "really fucking hard". In an interplanetary craft we'll have power, communication, connectivity (lag will suck though), climate controlled atmosphere, food (and the ability to preserve it other than just salting meat for example), an array of entertainment options, medical knowledge and supplies, water, the ability to grow additional food, etc.. If we run into unknowns we'll almost always have the intellectual resources of the folks at mission control and whomever they can get to help.

      Compared to say Columbus, it'll be a walk in the park. Forget about Hollywood's take on Mars and go learn the realities of it. The challenge is only grander in scale, not difficulty.

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    134. Re:Time to move... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Unless a strain of bacteria turns up that is resistant to every antibiotic you have on board and you are several light minutes away from an alternative, in which case it's bye bye mr.astronaut. We really haven't evolved that much from 15th century explorers. Take away this vast safety blanket of civilization and we're just as resourceful, and equally helpless as any explorer in the past 50000 years.

      As if all bacteria is bad. News flash: it isn't. Travelers will undergo group isolation to acclimate themselves to what each other has before going. Further, if a mysterious killer super bacteria that is resistant (which doesn't mean immune) to everything we have pops up you are as good as dead here on Earth as well. That's the meaning of not being able to treat a deadly bacteria. But again, this is just the boogeyman of bullshit suppositions. The PP is still right. Getting a cut won't lead to amputation or "turn into sepsis or bactaremia and kill you". Your mythical super bug notwithstanding. Hell, I can postulate that a mythical superbug could land on Earth via meteorite and be immune, not just resistant, to all our technology and wipe out all of Earth. But just like yours, such is the realm of Hollywood and bad science fiction, not science reality.

      We are far more resourceful than explorers of the past. We have communication methods that do not involve traveling back to your starting point for example. We can take enormous amounts of information with us as well. We can take the necessary machinery and tools to craft new things and effect repairs that were not available to explorers of the 1400s for example, or even the 1800's or early 1900's. It isn't a matter of evolution, it is a matter of capability. If you want to argue that we are no more capable than we were 500 years ago, feel free. But don't expect us to agree with that untenable position. Modern day explorers have far better navigational equipment and capacities. For example, sailors couldn't navigate under cloud covered skies with much accuracy in the 14th century. Today we won't have that problem - even on Earth.

      Now if you meant "take away all of our vast array of know-how and technology that we have built up over the last 50k years" then sure, but wtf would be the point in such a stupid comment?

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    135. Re:Time to move... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      "You are forgetting we still haven't actually resolved the problem of preventing crew irradiation during their travel to/from Mars."

      No, we have. Indeed, we've even determined it isn't the giant problem Hollywood and the general public people make it out to be.

      "That is a show-stopper, 100% chance of being irradiated beats the off-chance to get a new world disease."

      Did you walk outside today? Congratulations, you got irradiated. Ever flown transcontinental or transoceanic? Again, you got irradiated. Go read up on the actual science and you'll find that the problem is lesser than imagined, and easily solvable w/o exotic (to today) technologies or materials. Cosmic radiation accounts for about half of the radiation your body will experience over your lifetime.

      According to BIER (which determines/states the statistical chances of getting cancer over 30 years) and the amount of radiation likely to be received counting solar flares during transit, spending months on Mars, and getting back the chances for a male astronaut to get cancer over the following 30 years of life rises from 20% to less than 21%. Females are slightly higher due to the increased risk of breast cancer.

      Oh, that's huge, right? So scary! Let us put this in perspective. If you were a career Trans-Atlantic airline pilot, a 25 year career would give you more than half of the expected radiation dose of a two and a half year conjunction mission to Mars.

      But what about the solar storms? What about sudden doses? Radiation sickness occurs when an burst of radiation around the 75 rem mark is experienced. It varies by individual, but 75 rem is the generally accepted level for immediate or prompt radiation sickness to occur. In a vessel shielded with basic known and proven technology and methods, the most a traveller will experience in a normal range solar flare is about 5 rem, and is accounted for in the above noted 50 rem over 2.5 years conjunction profile mission total.

      We can't *prevent* irradiation here on Earth, either. Cosmic rays and local material radiation and all. Indeed it has been found that the body seems to actually need some radiation.

      TL;DR: Radiation isn't the bogeyman made out to be, it isn't as lethal as the PP said, and isn't a quagmire.

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    136. Re:Time to move... by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      This will be sooooo much fun.

      You are slowly being cooked by solar radiation here on Earth. Cosmic radiation is even getting you right now. The reality is that the radiation problem is more of a minor hurdle. But misinformed or non-informed people fear it because Hollywood tells them to.

      "Minor hurdle" sure isn't the terminology that NASA seems to be using when they speak about radiation. In fact they seem to be fond of the term "show stopper". Also according to the same article I just cited: "A 2-1/2-year trip to Mars, including six months of travel time each way, would expose an astronaut to nearly the lifetime limit of radiation allowed under NASA guidelines.".

      Fact: The earth's (eroding) ozone layer protects us from a number of different types of harmful UV radiation.

      Fact: Mars has no ozone layer to speak of, and has absolutely no magnetic field. In 2001 Mars Odyssey detected radiation levels 2.5 times higher than that found on the International Space Station.

      DId you know the space station leaks? yet they manage. Again, "Hollywood Science" FTL.

      Yes, they manage, and it helps a lot that if worse comes to worse they can always just hop the next shuttle back to good old planet earth for all the air they could ever need. No such option on a 6 month trip. On the trip you'd also have to worry about having enough supplies for repairs.

      If you can;'t hack small confines for months at a time, then stay here. Believe it or not, most people who do those things do not go nuts. Some do, and Hollywood capitalizes on that very small subset. Even those who do, tend to do it alone.

      I hate to break it to you chief but this issue has been given serious consideration. Just because it was mentioned by Hollywood at some point doesn't mean that it isn't a valid concern. I'm sure the folks who actually go on the first trip will be acutely aware of the dangers of crewmates losing their nerve along the way.

      Mars is far less inhospitable than hard vacuum of space. It *has* and atmosphere. A dome with a diameter of a mere 50 meters would take days to weeks to deflate if you fired a 50 caliber bullet into the dome, for example. The atmosphere it does have provides magnitudes more radiation and temperature buffer than you'll find in open space. Plus it actually has resources. Open space is well, just open space.

      Yes, Mars *has* an atmosphere, one which is less than 1% of the surface pressure of earth and composed of 95% carbon dioxide. As to your assertion that a 50m dome would "take days to to weeks" to deflate I'd like to see some citation on this. With such a huge difference in air pressure I am much more inclined to believe that there would be rapid, significant air loss, not to mention that the temperature (which averages between -60 and -50 degrees Celsius) would quickly affect any inhabitants and equipment within such a structure.

      Seriously, the first people to go to Mars will not have a deathwish. Those types of people make missions of any kind other than suicide ones (and even some of those) a disaster waiting to happen.

      Because, you know, astronauts have never been known to lose it.

      Columbus couldn't take 99% of what he was going to need, and as a result had serious and fata

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  2. Recall... by zazenation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get your ass to Mars...
    Get your ass to Mars...
    Get your ass to Mars...

    1. Re:Recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest that we don't go considering what happens to people

    2. Re:Recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GED CHUU AAASS TO MAAAAS

  3. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why the need to spell out water ice? Shouldn't H2O be implied and if it's something else (methane, ammonia, etc) then spell it out.
    Just wondering.

    1. Re:Why? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      CO2 ice...

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    2. Re:Why? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      because scientists don't like to use vague and imprecise language.

      if "ice" means "water ice," then what do you say when you just want to refer to ice of any kind?

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean dry ice?

    4. Re:Why? by GorgarWillEatYou · · Score: 2, Informative

      Solid

    5. Re:Why? by hkmarks · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Ice" and "metal" have different meanings in planetary science than regular old chemistry. "Ice" can refer to any solid "volatile" substance (water, ammonia, methane, hydrogen...) and "metal" (IIRC) refers to other solids (carbon, silicon, iron...). Since lots of carbon dioxide ice has been found on mars in the past, it's worth making the distinction.

      Also, when you're talking about the makeup of stars, "metal" refers to everything other than hydrogen or helium.

      IANA astronomer, planetary geologist, etc.

    6. Re:Why? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 0

      then what are you going to call solids?

      you're just digging a deeper and deeper nomenclatural hole by using imprecise (and in this case outright incorrect) terminology.

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      then what are you going to call solids?

      Why, "CowboyNeal", of course!

    8. Re:Why? by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Have you taken high school chemistry yet?

    9. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hydrogen ice? I'm pretty sure the hydrogen in the cores of extremely massive celestial bodies is called hydrogen metal.

    10. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carbon isn't a metal you insensitive clod!
      To the parents: get your definition of ice right. I know, I'm citing Wikipedia, but I dare anyone to contradict their definitions by citing more "credible" sources.
      You're so lazy you won't even search it on the "master-of-all-omissions, Wikipedia, yet you quickly jump into a discussion trying to contradict others without even knowing what you're talking about. Fortunately for you, you're half right (there are many substances that are considered to be ice if they're in solid state).

      This is why /. sucks.

    12. Re:Why? by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Nah, "ice" just means it's the solid phase of $whatever.

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    13. Re:Why? by hkmarks · · Score: 1

      Metal in the context of the makeup of stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallicity) is basically a quick way of distinguishing population I (at least some "metal") and population II (early, [almost] no "metal") (or III [very early, no "metal") stars. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal#Astronomy)

      Different from metallic hydrogen, which is hydrogen that takes on properties of (chemical) metal at high pressure, i.e. conductivity, since it loses hold of its electrons.

      (I'm actually not sure now about my definition of "metal" in terms of planets -- I know that "ice" is distinguished from something else but I can't remember what. Maybe "rock" or something. I believe "ice" refers to the substances themselves and not just in a solid state, so you can get "ice volcanoes" and stuff. It's important mainly because lighter elements make up ices, and ices make up much of the outer solar system.)

  4. Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick! Send Arnold to activate the alien terraform device!

    1. Re:Total Recall by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since we're on the subject of Total Recall, and I the only one who noticed that Indiana Jones IV completely ripped their ending off Total Recall?

      The better question is why haven't you had a memory block installed for IJ4 like the rest of us?

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    2. Re:Total Recall by taff^2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't forget. Try as I might I can't get the image of Indy being raped by Stephen Speilberg and George Lucas out of my mind.

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    3. Re:Total Recall by Ren+Hoak · · Score: 4, Funny

      If "IJ" means Indiana Jones, as I think it does, this whole argument is flawed as there have only been three Indiana Jones movies. The original Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and Last Crusade.

      IJ4? Sheesh. Like that'll ever happen.

    4. Re:Total Recall by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Something went wrong during my session at the brain butchers. The long and short of it was that I had to pull a red, glowing ping pong ball out of my nasal cavity. Bad, bad day.

      Thanks, George and Stephen.

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    5. Re:Total Recall by Averyge+Joe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like who would they get to play Indy since Harrison Ford would be way too old?

  5. Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, could you convert that to Libraries of Congress, if you don't mind?

    1. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      LoCs are data size. CoLAs are a measure of land area.

      Everyone knows that - it's taught to kids before they are even 30 shark nipples high.

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    2. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by Facetious · · Score: 1

      Though, indeed, the Library of Congress is in fact an actual structure with a measurable volume. So if we assume the Library of Congress has a volume... Ugh. I just can't be bothered.

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    3. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by c_forq · · Score: 1

      All these years I thought shark nipples were a measure of area, well I guess you learn something new every day.

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    4. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that San-Diegos are used for power measurements!

    5. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Height only, and the standards body uses a constant water temperature so as to ensure accuracy.

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    6. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these years I thought shark nipples were a measure of area, well I guess you learn something new every day.

      That explains why you keep parking your car on my property. My plot begins precisely 83 ocelot sphincters from your fish-ward wall. Get a tape measure that works!!

    7. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Step One: Assume a spherical Library of Congress. (The rest is left as a trivial exercise.)

    8. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you have confused shark nipples with tits on a boar.

    9. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Sharks don't have nipples... but if they did, we could probably assume them to be a similar size to the nipples of mammals around their size. A quick check reveals that to be around 1cm "tall" at most, but more generally around 0.8cm. So, you're saying that before I was 24cm long, I was taught about LoCs vs CoLAs? I really doubt that! MAYBE before I was 125 shark nipples high, but that's pretty borderline there.

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    10. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      CoLAs are a measure of land area.

      No, that's a measure of calorie content. The standard unit of land area is the Belgium, although the Wales is commonly used in the deforestation industry.

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    11. Re:Three times the size of City of Los Angeles? by pla · · Score: 2, Funny

      LoCs are data size. CoLAs are a measure of land area.

      Sorry, I just can't take and study seriously if it doesn't measure land in "size of Rhode Island"s.

  6. Funny they mention LA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, and the City of Los Angeles is already planning a Clarke-style elevator to get into LEO. Just what's needed to bring big chunks of Martian glacier out of those cargo ships and down to thirsty Angelinos.

  7. Fossil water by RsG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's interesting to me, is that they mention in TFA that this ice can't have formed recently. The current Martian climate won't allow it. Meaning that the glacier was laid down ages ago when such formations were still possible, got buried beneath the debris, and has basically been sitting there since.

    Forget water harvesting, I'm more interested in studying the ice in situ. If there ever was life on Mars (which is independent of the question of whether there's life there now), the odds are good we'd find evidence of it frozen in the glacier. Cold preserves, objects frozen in ice erode slowly, and the living things generally need water to survive.

    Of course, anything that ever lived on Mars would likely have been microscopic. I doubt we'd find anything as big as a terrestrial animal. It'd still be the first evidence of life outside of our own planet though, which is a pretty frickin' huge deal.

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    1. Re:Fossil water by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since current atmospheric conditions wouldn't allow ice formation (it would just sublimate) -- at some point in the past, Mars must have had a decently thick atmosphere, which probably got blown off by some natural catastrophe -- maybe the crunch-up of the hypothetical next-planet-out (now known as the asteroid belt).

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    2. Re:Fossil water by Facetious · · Score: 1

      So kind of a Total Recall meets Encino Man movie might be in the works?

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    3. Re:Fossil water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point. The age of the deposits is fantastically interesting.

      I doubt we'd find anything as big as a terrestrial animal.

      Should we doubt that? Even if say life on Mars didn't go far beyond primordial, do we know enough about biological scale to say for certain that the early life would have to be small? And we know the small can form complexes, such as corals do.

      Mars just got a heck of a lot more interesting anyway.

    4. Re:Fossil water by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      The theory that the asteroid belt is the remains of some planet is an old one that has long since fallen out of favour.

    5. Re:Fossil water by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are a couple reasons I wouldn't expect anything large. The more obvious reason is that, if there were large native lifeforms (plant, animal or what have you), they'd be the first to die off. Generally, the bigger you are, and the higher up the food chain, the harder an ecological catastrophe hits you.

      Since Mars hasn't be suitable to most forms of life for ages, and since it seems likely it became gradually less and less habitable as time wore on, it stands to reason that larger hypothetical Martians would be long gone. Small, survivable life forms would stick around a lot longer, possibly even to the present day. The odds of finding something frozen in the (geologically) recent past are a good deal better than the odds of finding anything from a couple hundred million years ago.

      The less obvious reason is that I doubt there ever were large Martian lifeforms. There's a world of difference (pardon the pun) between being totally ecologically sterile and being Earth-like, and while I'd wager that Mars probably had something alive sometime in it's history, I doubt it ever got much past bacteria, and maybe simple plants. Too cold for one thing, and too dry. I've seen a couple different theories about how Mars was in the past, but nothing I've read suggests abundant heat, or water, or a thick atmosphere.

      Granted I don't like to assume that the standards for life on Earth are the same as the standards for life elsewhere, but since we don't have any other basis for comparison, that assumption will have to stand. Plus, if living things adapted easily to extreme cold and scarcity of liquid water, you'd expect the poles here to be host to a larger variety of life. A world only slightly more hospitable than Antarctica doesn't seem like the best place to find big fauna.

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    6. Re:Fossil water by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know, but even if it's a failed planet -- might whatever reason it failed also be why Mars now lacks a proper atmosphere??

      I suspect once we get more data, we're going to find that a lot of what we thought about Out There... ain't so :)

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    7. Re:Fossil water by IHateEverybody · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know, but even if it's a failed planet -- might whatever reason it failed also be why Mars now lacks a proper atmosphere??

      Our atmosphere is protected by the Earth's magnetic field because it deflects the ionized particles which make up the Sun's powerful solar wind. Earth's magnetic field is produced by the rotation of its liquid outer core. Mars by contrast has a completely solid core and no magnetic field. Combined with its smaller size and lower gravity (about a third of the Earth's gravity) this lack of a magnetic field is the reason why Mars' atmosphere eroded away.

      The reason for the "failed planet" that produced the asteroid belt is probably Jupiter. Jupiter's gravity is strong enough to pull material out of asteroid belt on a regular basis. If you combined all of the material in the asteroid belt, the resulting "planet" would be less massive than Mercury.

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    8. Re:Fossil water by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      What if there's more water, deeper down? Maybe it's warmer.

    9. Re:Fossil water by Bill+Currie · · Score: 1

      The reason for the "failed planet" that produced the asteroid belt is probably Jupiter. Jupiter's gravity is strong enough to pull material out of asteroid belt on a regular basis. If you combined all of the material in the asteroid belt, the resulting "planet" would be less massive than Mercury.

      Less than Mercury, plus whatever Jupiter has pulled out of the asteroid belt since the "breakup".

      My point is that, assuming your statement is correct (I myself don't doubt it), the asteroid belt has been shrinking for a long time (probably as an exponential decay). How long ago did the belt form, and what size was it then?

      Of course, there's also the question of if the belt was ever anything other than a collection of loose rocks left over from our dust cloud.

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    10. Re:Fossil water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penguins

    11. Re:Fossil water by harry666t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Disagree.

      Some of the asteroids in the belt have natural satellites of other asteroids. The resulting tidal forces would've destroyed them in a few millions of years, so the asteroid belt couldn't have been there much longer than that.

      Related: "The Bell", a nazi project from the WW2, and Iapetus, Saturn's artificial satellite that could've been used as a weapon (pay attention to its shape -- it's *not* spherical!).

    12. Re:Fossil water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it's less likely to be true than our other theories doesn't make it wrong, you insensitive clod. (yes, I'm the same AC that posted a comment above with the phrase "insensitive clod" in it)

    13. Re:Fossil water by IcyHando'Death · · Score: 1

      A few of quibbles...

      First, size is only very loosely correlated to position on the food chain. Consider the elephant, only one step up on the ladder, or the sequoia at the very bottom. In fact the biggest organisms on Earth are fungi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armillaria_ostoyae). This doesn't really address whether size has anything to do with ecological vulnerability though. As it happens vulnerability is more closely correlated to a species' degree of specialization and to the resiliency of its ecosystem.

      Second, if nothing you've read suggests abundant water in Mars' past, you must have missed this: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/11/18/146252. Also you should not assume a thick atmosphere is a requirement for higher life forms. It's accepted that the higher life forms on Earth arose first in the oceans.

      Third, although we know the surface of Mars to be cold, we also know that it has a molten core (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE3D8133FF934A35750C0A9659C8B63). Somewhere between these extremes may well be a habitable zone within the rock. Mind you, I'd have to agree that any life found there would have to be of a very basic nature. Even on Earth, we only find bacteria in such niches (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10336-gold-mine-holds-life-untouched-by-the-sun.html).

    14. Re:Fossil water by BananaBender · · Score: 1

      Not having a magnetic field is not necessarily dettrimental to the planet's atmosphere. If Earth's magnetic field failed, the atmosphere would be ionized and would self-magentize. The resulting magnetic field would deflect or redirect the solar wind.
      The best example is Venus: it has an enormously dense atmosphere, yet it has no Earth-like, rotation-based magnetic field to protect it from the solar wind. What scientists have found is the effect described above: Venus has an atmospherically-created magnetic field on the sun-facing side of the planet.
      Planetary atmospheres disappear because of a low planetary mass, not because of the lacking magnetic field, IMHO.
      (Sources: http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/1979Sci...203..745R, http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/1984GeoRL..11..267C)

  8. Mars Gambling! by sjs132 · · Score: 2, Funny

    All Right! Lets land a colony and start a casino! Hopefully we don't find anyone living under the Ice already! Of Course if we do, we'll invite them in on an all you can eat Sunday Buffet... As long as it isn't all the HUMANS YOU CAN EAT! :)

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    1. Re:Mars Gambling! by jd · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've a better idea. Let's swap one of the glaciers for LA, and then open the casino on top of the Martian ice. It'll be closer, there's less risk of being considered edible delicacies and it'll solve most of the environmental problems in one go.

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    2. Re:Mars Gambling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      groan

    3. Re:Mars Gambling! by sjs132 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to read Slashdot and try to post seriously. For some reason, readership intelligence has dropped, so I'm forced to pander with comments like the above. I may have over reached for the funny, but I was stretching it for the people that didn't understand. Someday I may have all my comments archived into one volume and the collective works could be a best seller. But in the mean time, I'll just keep working for "Big Al" breaking kneecaps for a living. Oh, I'm sorry, I digressed... What was your complaint about?

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    4. Re:Mars Gambling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For some reason, readership intelligence has dropped, so I'm forced to pander with comments like the above.

      This reminds me of the morons who start an overused joke with "obligatory" as if that made them less of a lame wad. Two wrongs don't make a right.

  9. SciAm sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    (American Scientist is much better)

    The original NASA press release is at

    http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/MRO/news/mro-20081120.html

  10. Find life already damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I'm getting sick of all these teasers. I just wish the scientific community would hurry up and announce that we've found life on mars.

  11. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the nerd innuendo you will ever need.

    1. Re:Slashdot by phillous · · Score: 1

      in-YOUR-end-o

  12. Total Recall by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    Since we're on the subject of Total Recall, and I the only one who noticed that Indiana Jones IV completely ripped their ending off Total Recall?

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  13. I know what we'll find there... by molotovjester · · Score: 1

    A Frozen Throne, Frostmourn, and the Lich King.

  14. Bring 'em to Earth by ohxten · · Score: 1

    I say we bring 'em to planet Earth and tell Al Gore to find another argument.

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    1. Re:Bring 'em to Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we can send al gore to planet mars

    2. Re:Bring 'em to Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok we don't need even more water on this planet. I think we're good. :P

  15. Phoenix mission a waste? by Dr_Banzai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if this discovery had been made a few months earlier if they would have altered the course of the Phoenix lander to try to touch down on the glacier. Or is the crust on top of the glacier too thick for Phoenix to get through? This seems like a prime target for future missions to analyze the ice and look for signs of life.

    I think we need to send Bruce Willis and a crack team of oil rig workers to do some drilling on Mars...

    1. Re:Phoenix mission a waste? by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2, Informative

      Phoenix was designed to dig a few inches into the ground. The glaciers in the linked article are probably buried a lot deeper. It actually would be more realistic to send Bruce Willis and his oil drillers to Mars to dig for ice than it was to send them to the asteroid in that movie....

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  16. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, about that air pressure problem...

  17. Oh... by baKanale · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...so that's where they went? To mars?

  18. hey by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    we can put mammoths there

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  19. Conclusive Proof by gaderael · · Score: 1, Funny

    We'll finally have conclusive proof that Spiders originated from Mars.

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  20. Wow... all we need now by bbroerman · · Score: 3, Funny

    All we need now is an ancient reactor to melt the ice and produce a dense atmosphere...

    Seriously, though, that movie did suck...

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    1. Re:Wow... all we need now by AndrewStephens · · Score: 1

      Seriously, though, that movie did suck...

      Never in any field of human endeavor have so few words been arranged into a sentence so incorrect.

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    2. Re:Wow... all we need now by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      I got three boobs that says did was good!

    3. Re:Wow... all we need now by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > All we need now is an ancient reactor to melt the ice and produce a dense atmosphere...

      > Seriously, though, that movie did suck...

      You didn't get the point of the movie. There were no ancient reactors. He never even went to Mars. It was all a simulation pumped into his brain. All you need to know to understand the movie is shown in the first 10 minutes.

      The original story was titled 'We Can Remember It For You Wholesale'.

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    4. Re:Wow... all we need now by bbroerman · · Score: 1

      Possibly, there were other aspects of his time on Mars that would not be part of the simulation, but may or may not have been made up by his brain... They left the possibility of it having been real... Too many subtle clues going both ways...

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    5. Re:Wow... all we need now by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      If you watch the beginning of the film where they are putting 'Ah-nold' under for the memory implant you can see some things on the screen that nobody could possible know about if the entire movie actually happens. For example the technician says 'blue skies on mars... thats new'. The movie ends with blue skies on mars. The screen behind the tech has an image of the TOTALLY SECRET UNKNOWN TO ANYONE ancient Martian atmosphere generating machine.

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  21. That's actually an interesting idea by Alicat1194 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

    One of the problems with sending people to Mars is how to get them back again. If we could find volunteers who have a shortened life expectancy (terminal cancer, etc), would it be terribly unethical to send them? No need to worry about return/retrieval, and if you're already dying, you've got to admit that it'd be a heck of a way to go.

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    1. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      If we could find volunteers who have a shortened life expectancy (terminal cancer, etc), would it be terribly unethical to send them?

      I wouldn't think it would be unethical as long as they are fully aware of what it is they are being asked to do, but would they necessarily be the type we would want to send on a mission as important and costly as this would be? It would be commendable if someone decided to dedicate their remaining time to such a cause, but what happens if their illness takes a turn for the worse and the mission ends prematurely? Any goals which were dependent on their survival up to a certain point couldn't be met, and the whole thing could be a wash.

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    2. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could use people who are sentenced to life in prison. Living free on Mars might be better than being a prisoner on Earth. Of course, if they manage to establish a very successful colony, we'll have to deal with the revolt that ultimately turns into a revolution and an independent Mars nation.

    3. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeh, just look how quickly Australia became a republic free from Great Britain's influence~

      Of course, even if they were to form a separate nation - no big deal. The Australia comment was sarcasm (hence the sarcasm punctuation), but despite not being "truly" independent, they pretty much are for all reasonable intents and purposes. Their independence hasn't really caused any major problems for the world and I don't see that it'd be any different for a Mars colony. Whether they gain independence through violence or politics is largely irrelevant and we'd just end up with one more nation in our (now interplanetary) civilisation.

      All that is rather an aside from the point though - I don't think we'd need to "use" anyone for colonisation... we could just ask, "hey, who wants to go?" and there'll be PLENTY of volunteers. Even though I'd never see anyone I know again, I'd jump at the chance (I've already lived in 5 different countries in my life and pretty much "started again" several times... a new planet is just the next big step from that).

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    4. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom has terminal cancer, you intensive clod!

      I don't think people with terminal cancer will be able to do more than pop pain pills and wait to die. There are people much better suited for a one way trip to the fantastic planet. I'd love to go, it would be an honor.

    5. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by emj · · Score: 1

      I've already lived in 5 different countries in my life and pretty much "started again" several times... a new planet is just the next big step from that).

      Problem is if you want to start again on Mars there is not much you can do.. And one of the cool things about starting again in a new country is the new culture and people you meet. You are not going to get that on Mars, it's completely different.

    6. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I certainly wouldn't be going alone... this is under the assumption that a small "colony" or research group (at least 20 people, but over 100 preferred) is forming and I get to be a part of it. While it would be my LAST ever move, it'd be big enough that I think I'd be okay with that. One last new group of people to get to know, and a new "culture" would definitely form pretty quickly I'd say.

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    7. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by zummit · · Score: 1

      What about the ethics behind leaving behind or burying a dead person on mars? [Contamination?]

    8. Re:That's actually an interesting idea by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Except terminally ill people aren't going to be terribly reliable in that they could croak any moment, such as shortly after launch, thus wasting the resources spent. Further, they may be less motivated to do things that prevent premature death.

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  22. OT: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.

    Fight Club will never be the same.

  23. Opportunity Knocks by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like we should be taking a new look at the "Mars Express" concept. This just screams for a direct look-see by real human beings. And we could really use a project that would kick-start a new wave of technological innovation.

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    1. Re:Opportunity Knocks by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      "And we could really use a project that would kick-start a new wave of technological innovation."

      I agree with the sentiment, but I think that perhaps right now isn't the time for mankind to be focusing it's scientific and engineering resources on manned missions to mars. Someday, yes, but we really have soom looming crises right here on Earth that need addressing in the short and mid terms.

      For example, I propose some candidates:

      * Restart and actually *finish* this time, the Integral Fast Reactor project (which was started in the 80s, work progressed for about a decade, had gotten a lot of practical results, and was about 3 years from completion when the Clinton administration decided to moth-ball the project. The IFR was a new fission power-plant design that was dramatically safer (this was shown, experimentally, to be true, not just theoretically), and which included on-site fuel reprocessing which would both increase the amount of energy we extract from the fuel dramatically, while also causing the final waste products to be much safer/less toxic than traditional nuclear waste.

      * Pebble Bed nuclear reactor technology (which might make it possible to have safe small-scale nuclear reactors, for things like commercial ship engines (which could double as portable emergency electric generators; think of something like sailing one or two of these ships to Florida or the Gulf Coast after a hurricane, switching the engine power from driving the screws to driving electric generators, and hooking the generators up to the municipal power grid (well, what's left of it anyhow).

      * Fusion research - this is a bit longer term research program (already underway, but apparently underfunded, so that practical results may take a very long time indeed). Fission with IFR and/or other new safer and more efficient designs could certainly help fill the gap until we have fusion research, but fusion would seem to be safer and more 'renewable' than fission, if it could be made practical.

      This is only, I'm sure, a small sampling of the types of practical R&D programs which we could fund for terrestrial applications. Not that I'm against a manned mission to mars, in the long term (I think it'd be great), but there are some very pressing problems like a looming energy crisis, which we really need to take care of before, I think, our economy can really bear the burden of more 'academic' scientific pursuits of the scale that a manned mission to Mars would be. You don't really 'need' a space project to drive scientific and engineering progress. Yes, a space project *can* drive them, but mostly that is a function of the space project making funding available. There's no reason we can't make funding available for research and development for practical, immediate-benefit terrestrial applications.

  24. Go figure. by Ranzear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee, who would figure a massive surface object on Mars would be hidden under and obscured from study by... dust?

    Now let's find that giant face, maybe the Raelians were right after all...

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  25. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? How is GorgarWillEatYou digging a nomenclatural hole? Also, what imprecise terminology? Solid, liquid, gas. That's it (unless you want to go into plasmas and Bose-Einstein condensates, etc.). Ice is a special word that's used for the solid form of water (usually the crystalline form, but I've heard people talk about amorphous solid water as amorphous ice). It's sometimes generically used for the solid form of things that are are normally liquids or gases here on earth, but if you really want to avoid imprecise (or possibly outright incorrect) terminology, you won't call anything but solid water ice. In fact, you should probably avoid even that if you really want to avoid being imprecise.

    1. Re:Huh? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      from Wikipedia:

      Ice is a solid phase, usually crystalline, of a non-metallic substance that is liquid or gas at room temperature, such as ammonia ice or methane ice.

      ice clearly isn't synonymous with solid. ice may be a solid, but not all solids are ice. one is a subset of the other. just like a whale is a cetacean, but it would be idiotic to say cetacean is synonymous with whales when not all cetaceans are whales.

      like i said earlier, if you're going to refer to ice simply as solids, then how do you distinguish ices from all solids (which includes non-ices)?

      the term ice only becomes imprecise when you start conflating it worth other words/meanings. that's why the article says water ice. how is that imprecise compared to just calling it "ice"? and how is equivocating "ice" with "solid" more precise when you're replacing a term with its proper superset?

    2. Re:Huh? by emj · · Score: 1

      Yes but the distinction is only important for scientists, and it might be seen as "complicating the language". Another way of writing it would be to mention the dry ice in the polar regions, and make comparisons, that would probably stop people from going "wtf of course it's water ice".

      This all depends on your target audience, I'm not sure what Scientific American readers want.

  26. Bring your waders... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

    In response to this finding, Al Gore has called for a full investigation into the potential catastrophic effects of man-made interaction with said glaciers, and also for an investigation into how he might exploit these potential effects to bring himself more fame, money, Nobel Peace prizes, and maybe a friend, this time.

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  27. Is there life on Mars? by Star+Particle · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a God awful small affair
    But it's needed to breathe the air
    The scientists all wanted to go
    But the big wigs kept yelling "No!"
    And while the journey did last a year
    The cosmic rays could be quite severe
    And while the trip was a sadd'ning bore
    Going to Mars is no easy chore

    Spaaaaaaace men
    Fighting in their rocket
    Oh man!
    Look at those Martians go
    It's the freakiest show
    Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaars?

    1. Re:Is there life on Mars? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaars?

      <gene>Oh shut up you ponce.</gene>

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  28. internet? by sunshinekiller · · Score: 1

    Would there be internet, because i would get really bored.

  29. Indeed, so we can by mrbobjoe · · Score: 1

    start the reactor

  30. bad news by Random+Destruction · · Score: 2, Funny

    $ ping www.google.ca
    PING www.l.google.com (209.85.171.103) 56(84) bytes of data.
    64 bytes from cg-in-f103.google.com (209.85.171.103): icmp_seq=1 ttl=242 time=1282654 ms
    64 bytes from cg-in-f103.google.com (209.85.171.103): icmp_seq=6 ttl=242 time=1589264 ms

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  31. Nitrogen by tyggna · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think we should just start sending up high-payload conventional explosives to Mars. Releasing nitrogen into their atmosphere would make it so the planet could hold heat for a longer time, and conventional explosives are all Nitrogen-based. If we could do that, and there's already glaciers on mars--then that'd be the first step to terraforming it to be a habitable planet. Granted--that'd take hundreds of megatons of nitrogen, but it'd be cool to say, "we tried blowing up mars, but all it did was make it more habitable."

    1. Re:Nitrogen by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      Okayyyyyy.

      Gotta say, at least you get points in my book for novelty.

      But, ya know, I can't help but suspect that the cost-benefit ratio would be just a tad unpromising.

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    2. Re:Nitrogen by Turnpike+Lad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mars's atmosphere is about 1/1000 the density of earth's. I think we should just dig a big hole about 1/1000 the area of Mars's surface (about the size of Iowa), many miles deep, and let the atmosphere collect there. Then we'd have a region with the pressure of Earth, and due to its much smaller area it would be easier to bring in the right amount of various gases to create a breathable atmosphere.

  32. Uniform Density: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hint: Assume the spherical Library of Congress can be mapped do the famous spherical cow of uniform density by an isometric isomorphism.

  33. Let the colonization begin by karldavidson · · Score: 1

    Time to send in Bear Grylls!

  34. Bad measurement!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Everyone knows that - it's taught to kids before they are even 30 shark nipples high.

    Bah, why aren't you using metric!? Those kids are only 23.8 laser shark nipples high.

  35. Off World ! by Verius · · Score: 1

    Announcer: A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

  36. Except for by ldsviking · · Score: 1

    Marvin the Martian.

  37. I Personally would jump at the opportunity by acris · · Score: 1

    Now if only i didn't need a lifetime supply of thyroid medication, the only problem i could see is it becoming a bit lonely so i guess i would have to hope they send women too. i don't consider it a death-wish at all really, i consider it more of an opportunity to test my limits. if death is a result, then so be it. but if i were to survive until i die of old age, then i would die knowing that i was one tough son of a bitch. I am pretty sure I am not the only one who looks at it this way. All it really comes down too is finding a reason to send someone there, cause there will always be someone who will want to go.

  38. Charles? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the first people to go to Mars would almost have to have a deathwish to do so.

    WHAT? Charles Bronson is going to Mars?

    Hmm. Is this our insurance against hostile aliens or something?

  39. How To Get There by BlueStrat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Establish moon base, mine water-ice, build solar-powered magnetic rail launcher and ore smelter.

    2. Combine water with mixture of moon regolith plus mined magnetic materials, freeze into projectile, use rail launcher to send into low moon 'parking' orbit.

    3. Use mirrors in moon orbit to melt regolith/metal/water mixture from projectiles in 'parking' lunar orbit. Form into desired hollow and radiation-resistant Mars transport. Build necessary habitat inside. Attach VASIMIR propulsion which will use hydrogen extracted from water from which ship is mostly made. Attach Mars lander made mostly from materials mined on moon. Use oxygen from from hydrogen fuel extraction for breathing during trip. (You could even do roughly the same thing on Mars for return trips, or at least refuel/re-shield with sufficient supplies sent ahead on unmanned vehicles to get started.)

    4. Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars!

    5. Profit!

    Probably much I've missed, or am mistaken about. Sounds good to me, though.

    Cheers!

    Strat

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  40. hurry up then by emj · · Score: 1

    Willis is about 50 years old now, we need to sen that oil rig now!

  41. Ice is common elsewhere.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This certainly makes the idea of establishing a station on Mars far more plausible."

    Hey, I know a planet (ok, satellite) where ice is much more plentiful.

    Europa and Encelidus, for a starter. You want water - they've got planet-loads of it. Liquid, as well...

  42. I'll go. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'll leave in six months with whatever I can fit in a 3 meter cube if that's what I'm offered. Even if I knew that I would be dead six months after I get there, as long as I would know that I could do useful work making it easier for the next person to get there, I would go.

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  43. And your grounds for this conclusion are...? by RustinHWright · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds about right considering that the "volunteers" will most likely be prisoners that will be drugged into submissive conformity.

    Citation needed.

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    1. Re:And your grounds for this conclusion are...? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's probably been reading the history of Australia.

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    2. Re:And your grounds for this conclusion are...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia?

  44. Radiation in transit. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    We have plenty of ways to shield from radiation in transit.

    1.) Send robots to the moon first to mine ore and make shielding. This shielding is then boosted up to space (using fuel also made from moon rock) and put it around the vessel.

    2.) Crew travels in a meditative state most of the time (monks do it all the time and the training isn't that big a deal) and water tanks for the trip are shaped to surround the smaller area in which that great majority of the time is spent.

    3.) Crew is composed of older people who accept that it's a one-way trip. This is being discussed more every year and personally, I think that it's the right way to go.

    4.) Send a crew entirely of gamers, give them plenty of compressed munchies, use an even smaller enclosure than the one suggested above, and leave them to six months of uninterrupted gaming.

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    1. Re:Radiation in transit. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>4.) Send a crew entirely of gamers, give them plenty of compressed munchies, use an even smaller enclosure than the one suggested above, and leave them to six months of uninterrupted gaming.

      Sign me up!

      Of course, the lag for Team Fortress would mean just playing Engineer, but that's acceptable.

    2. Re:Radiation in transit. by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 1

      You forget the newer means of radiation shielding based upon cloaking technology. An EM waveguide surrounding the ship would simply cause any high-energy particles to be diverted around the craft, and use their own energy to do it. I myself will wait for a working Bussard Ramjet singleship so I can volunteer for seeding planets orbiting G3-4 stars in our local group for future colonization. The basis of the technology is essentially the same as the shielding, just having the output focused into a fusion pinch-point. Then you get the benefit of shielding as well as propulsion, all from one piece of hardware.

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  45. Infections are not that likely as killers. by RustinHWright · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Speaking as a guy who spent a month in the hospital a few years back fighting one of the worst drug-resistant infections in the world (a nasty kind of c.dif) what you're talking about just doesn't happen that much to healthy people. Not only that, much of how medical technology fights infection (rehydration, boosted nutrients, etc) doesn't actually depend on knowing what the infectious agent is.

    No doubt, there are exceptions, but among healthy adults the odds of the kind of thing that you mention are much lower than more simple things like losing oxygen.

    Make no mistake, this is still a damned risky proposition. But so is bungie jumping. Hell, so is driving on New Year's Eve. Life involves risk. Pioneering even more so. The real question is not "is there risk?" but "does the likely gain outweigh that risk?"

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    1. Re:Infections are not that likely as killers. by lxs · · Score: 1

      I guess you're right. Even after years of operation and near continuuous occupation the mostly closed systems of Mir and ISS haven't given rise to nasty diseases as far as I'm aware so the technology of climate control is mature enough at this moment.

      I agree that the risks are worth taking, but let's not kid ourselves, for all the technology we have today, the risks are still very real.

      That's part of what makes this kind of exploration exciting.

    2. Re:Infections are not that likely as killers. by disordr · · Score: 1

      I guess you're right. Even after years of operation and near continuuous occupation the mostly closed systems of Mir and ISS haven't given rise to nasty diseases as far as I'm aware ....

      And if NASA had found some "alien" bacteria I still highly doubt we would know anything about it.

  46. Define "thin"? by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

    Seriously, TFA just mentions it's "thin", but does anyone have a clue just how thin it is? A meter, a few, tens of meters?

    Also, I'm kinda curious how would one go about exploiting it. Something like a surface coal mine? That would need some heavy machinery. I'm thinking that one could take advantage of the fact that ice melts, but can't come up with any plausible solutions.

    1. Re:Define "thin"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, TFA just mentions it's "thin", but does anyone have a clue just how thin it is? A meter, a few, tens of meters?

      From the real article in Science:

      All of these radar-based observations indicate that LDAs consist of massive ice covered by a relatively thin debris layer. The thickness of the surface debris layer cannot be observed because the vertical resolution of the radar is too limited or the lower interface is too gradual to produce a detectable reflection. For the former case, we estimate the layer to be less than 10 m thick.

      Basically, the radar can't see the debris, because either it's too thin for the radar to resolved or because there's no sharp line between the debris and ice to reflect the radar. From the photographs we can see it's not ice on top, but it's hard to say more.

  47. Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars. by RustinHWright · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Undoubtedly, the quantities of materiel for a Mars base would be huge. What I can't understand is why nobody is ramping up to spread that job around. Seems to me that there are plenty of companies, states, countries, and so on, who would be delighted to get the chance to spend millions of dollars to have their stuff being used by a Mars crew. And it seems to me that we now know both how to get missions to Mars and how to have them work together.

    Why is nobody trying to convince Wisconsin to start their own Mars mission to send five kilos of cheese into Mars orbit along with some clothes from Lands' End and fifteen or twenty kilos of brats and cheese bread? We know that UW Madison has some kickass space scientists and plenty of engineers. Or what about having developing nations pay a fifty or sixty thousand dollars a kilo to get their signature products added to a vessel to then be built and launched by one of the umpty-dozen New Space companies? There are plenty of options.

    The smart thing to do at this point is to start pushing non-federal entities to start their own launch programs to launch their own payloads to Mars orbit where they can either wait for landing instructions (safely a few hundred miles or more from the base) or to be ferried down by some purpose-built vehicle.

    Not all supplies are high tech. There is no reason that we need to wait years and years before we'll be ready to send low-G cheese, for crying out loud. The vacuum sealers sold in every supermarket today are more high-tech than the gear used to prepare consumables for the Apollo missions. Thousands and thousands of kilos of supplies would fit into this category. Clothes. Food. Bedding. And on and on. And, frankly, there are plenty of ways to structure the contracts so that Mars crew aren't obligated to use what is sent. Something would have to be pretty damn bad to get left in the cold but there's no reason that option can't be included.

    And think about it. This way the logistics work is spread around, too. And the cargos can launch at high-G, travel at near-ambient temperatures in low-atmosphere vessels, and in a dozens of different ways, be a hell of a lot cheaper to send then trying to get everydamnthing shipped in a human-capable vessel. Sending everything in one vessel is like shipping a package by buying an airline ticket for it. This would provide the option of "parcel post".

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  48. Then let's send him dead. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    Afaic, we should be shipping dead bodies to Mars as fast as people will pay to do it. They're excellent biomatter, they provide useful colonies of microorganisms, and they give rich people a means to contribute to the settlement of other parts of the solar system. Same goes for shipping bodies to the Moon and, for that matter, the more stable Lagrange points.

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  49. UNDERGROUND CITIES by sanman2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So find some ice-filled underground caverns and make the first colonies there. Build some large graphene "world domes" above them, as greenhouses to grow crops in. Mars is very geologically stable, so humans can expand their presence underground like an expanding ant colony, while building large graphene bubbles topside for agriculture.

    1. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Build some large graphene "world domes" above them

      Considering the largest piece of graphene they have been able to make so far has been a few square centimeters, it still doesn't seem like it will happen anytime soon. I'd say a better option may just be carbon fiber geodesic domes with layered plastic composites in the gaps. It may not be as effective as graphene, but it is certainly more doable in the short term.

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    2. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't a better technology be something that can be built out of locally available materials with technology compact enough to fly there in a spacecraft? I'm not sure what it would be, but I'm guessing it probably won't include carbon nanotubes or anything like them unless we're talking about going there in 2080 or something.

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    3. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      In order to create foundary/processing equipment of a scale and efficiency that we could send to Mars, we will need to employ nanoscale manufacturing techniques. So no, I don't think that would be accomplished faster than creating lightweight composite materials here and sending those. Again, this would be for the initial colonization. Anything larger scale than the original outpost will certainly need to rely upon locally available materials. Remember, before the pioneers built their sod houses they housed themselves in the materials provided with their prairie schooners.

      (Also they bought hundreds of cases of ammo back east and shot a crap-ton of buffalo of which they could only carry 150lbs. Then everyone got dysentary after the axle broke attempting to ford the river.)

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    4. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Just use transparent aluminium. It's cheap and plentiful...

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    5. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Water ice is a wonderful construction material. Solid as stone and self-sealing at reasonable depths.

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    6. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      You double dumb-ass!

      *ducks*

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    7. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Considering the largest piece of graphene they have been able to make so far has been a few square centimeters, it still doesn't seem like it will happen anytime soon.

      Or they could shrink people so they are very, very small.

    8. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by Atiniir · · Score: 1

      (Also they bought hundreds of cases of ammo back east and shot a crap-ton of buffalo of which they could only carry 150lbs. Then everyone got dysentery after the axle broke attempting to ford the river.)

      I knew we should have caulked the wagon and floated it across.

    9. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by sanman2 · · Score: 1

      The early domes would be composites, sure. But I'm talking about when the colonization and spread of humanity across Mars really takes off, then we'd be using graphene domes, which would be stronger and thus larger, as well as more transparent to let light through for crops. Aerogel could also great too, since it's also light and transparent, and can better absorb small meteor impacts. Maybe a composite of both graphene and aerogel could be best.

    10. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by sanman2 · · Score: 1

      Well, carbon is a locally available material, since the Martian atmosphere is made up mainly of CO2. But I'm saying that the safest human existence would be underground, where there the walls are plenty thick to keep the air in. Personally, I'd be paranoid about fire safety, since one careless spark could kill everyone in an enclosed environment. You'd probably want everything to be made out of non-flammable materials that wouldn't react with oxygen.

    11. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by sanman2 · · Score: 1

      Well, since all that nanobot stuff is just fantasy nonsense, how about robust biological organisms instead? I'm sure that we could engineer/adapt some extremophile organisms to the Martian environment over time. These in turn could reprocess local ores, minerals, etc into raw materials in a usable form. For instance, there are bacteria known to be able to manufacture substances in the form of tiny pellets. Such pellets could then be supplied to 3D printing machines, which could in turn create parts in any imaginable geometry.

    12. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by sanman2 · · Score: 1

      Living in caves could be a good start - the natural walls provided by Mother Nature. Just seal the openings. I'd imagine that the elderly might like it on Mars, with its more convenient lower gravity. People could live there in their retirement, and spend their retirement years building a better world for future generations. That might be a very satisfying thing for older, skilled people to do.

    13. Re:UNDERGROUND CITIES by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Everyone assumes one can grow plants in any old dirt. You not only need soil; but more importantly, you need the proper microbiology in the soil for the plants you are growing. Unfortunately, too many people in charge of things are more concerned with proving the existence of life on other planets then the advancement of humanity. If they would be replaced by people less concerned with ideology and more concerned with the future we would be able to take microbiology to mars. IMHO Until someone can figure out a way to prove to an ideologist something that can't be proven, or get rid of ideologists all together, Mars colonies will never happen.

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  50. What will really happen... by freedom_india · · Score: 3, Funny

    No you dumbass. That's how scientists think. Here's how we will *actually* there:
    Let's go over it one more time shall we?
    1) Chinese space probe to mars discovers enormous deposits of Gold/Pure Gasoline/or some valuable shit
    2) Chinese probe hacked by NSA, findings sent to Obama/Palin who decide to act on it.
    3) NASA budget quadrupled, Congress told there would be riots in cities if Godless Chinese were to conquer the Final Frontier.
    3.a Father jonathan, O'reilly and Rove talk about "bringing the rich to the People of the Free World and Defending Mars against enemies of Freedom."
    4) Congress passes a law authorising use of necessary means to "Bring the Riches of Free Planet Mars to democratic nations of the World."
    5) Senate vetoes the proposal stating that it lacks medical insurance for mine workers and their children.
    6) Congress appropriates $152 billion to pay for Miners Medical Guarantee Plan.
    7) Senate passes the law with 3:1 vote majority. McCain abstains stating it doesn't contain enough protection for PoWs. Ron Paul votes against it, stating "Until the Fed is abolished, real Gold Standard cannot be established even with HUGE martian reserves."
    8) President signs the law.

    9) NASA hires 31,000 new contractors on open bidding. KBR cries foul.
    10) KBR is guaranteed an exclusive-yet-non-binding contract to supply food and refreshments to all passengers to Mars.
    11) NASA completes a massive extension to the Space Station at a cost of $1.2 Billion. Station now contains $800 toilet seats and $450 Hamburgers supplied by KBR.
    12) NASA shortlists 12 astronauts: 9 Men with EVA hours of 500 min. 3 Women with EVA hours of 400 min.
    13) The Gay & lesbian Association Against Defamation files a suit in SCOTUS against NASA alleging discrimination against Gays To Mars
    14) Citizens of NYC and SF hold candle-light vigils in Support of GaysToMars. O'reilly darkly hints against subversion of Space.
    15) A riot breaks out in NYC between Cops, Gays and Neocons resulting in 20 dead (all gays), 13 injured (cops) and 56 arrested (neocons).
    16) NYC mayor bans further such demonstrations for 90 days, is promptly sued by ACLU & EFF. Ban upheld by NY Supreme Court. ACLU appeals and the appeal is upheld. Ban revoked. NYC police commissioner resigns.
    17) NASA trains 12 astronauts: 3 Men, 6 women(!), and 3 Gay/lesbian combo. ACLU sues citing discrimination against men(!). Case dismissed with costs.
    18) Russia launches 5 HUGE rockets from Baikonaur. The rockets discharge their payload on moon. One destructs.
    19) Russia launches 6 HUGE rockets again to moon. The rockets cargo is Von Neumann machines that assemble a self-sustaining life station to be launched with Ion engines to Mars.
    20) Russian president resigns after it was found he was secretly aiding China(!) China vehemently denies. Russia vehemently denies. NSA defector states NSA engineered it.
    21) Space station launches a triple stage rocket built by Northrop Grumman, GD and GE. The launch is a success. Unfortunately the 10 of 15 electronic toilets fail due to the shock. Apparently some unknown indian software company had written the software for the same. The president issues a Presidential order excluding non-US companies from building spaceships for US.
    22) Mid journey to Mars, a sex tape involving the 3 lesbians and 3 straight men is leaked. The Gay community is dismayed and outcasts the lesbians. Congress hauls NASA commissioner over coals. GAO inquiry finds KBR had overbilled NASA by $350 billion. the GAO report is re-classified and GAO denied funds for subsequent investigation.
    23) Spaceship arrives at Mars. Protest Rallies and Victory Rallies clash in SF and NYC killing atleast 300 people in riots. Fox covers it truthfully.
    24) First American on Mars lands to find the martian soil green with moss.
    25) A Huge Terminator rolls into camera, greets the man in Russian and waits for response.
    26) The american responds in English, whereupon he is vaporized instantly by the Terminator which

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    1. Re:What will really happen... by neumayr · · Score: 1

      lol
      That's a pretty promising outline for a novel you've got there. I'd like to read it..

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    2. Re:What will really happen... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Sorry.
      I was pretty pissed off when Billionaire banks get OUR tax money and we end up cutting our head with a chainsaw...
      Plus Governments usually function this way: Throw enough money at problem.. like throwing gasoline at a fire. Of course at a certain pressure the volume of gasoline will be too large for the fire to continue burning and will flick out...

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    3. Re:What will really happen... by mmalove · · Score: 1

      "Fox covers it truthfully".

      You had me going until this one.

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  51. MRO videos by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a pity that NASA chooses to use quicktime as their movie format. I can't even get mplayer to open the streams.

    1. Re:MRO videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like all US Government agencies, they are required by section 508 to provide text captions with their videos. Quicktime does this, flash doesn't (at least that I know of).

  52. BETTER THAN ISS by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    Well, it might be a bleak existence over time, but it's no different than being trapped on ISS, or stuck on a U-boat, or even in Antarctica. I personally would devote every moment to expanding the comforts of home onto the new soil. That means non-stop building, "barn-raising" (more graphene domes), tunnel-pressurizing, etc. You could spend all your time designing self-sustaining eco-systems, the way an urban planner designs new neighborhoods. And yes, make money off it. When vital resources are located, then you find a way to create sustainable colonies/eco-systems near that spot. Maybe tourism would become a big driver. Even if people won't want to live there for long, they might be very eager to visit for short periods of time. A booming tourism industry could arise, once the travel costs come down.

  53. Re:Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Cool idea, but the only incentive I'm seeing is promotional at this stage, and that requires an exuberant economy.

    More interesting than sending 5 pounds of cheese is devising a way to make cheese from the available raw materials on site... far fetched? yes. far more useful? of course.

    We don't want our Mars settlers eating Soylent Green.

  54. science! its working hard by nimbius · · Score: 1

    to get Arnold Schwarzenegger out of the state of Cahlifourniahgh. the real question isnt whether or not he could start the reactor in time, but whether or not time travelling robots can live on mars...

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  55. now all they need is... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    oil.

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  56. Re:Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

    Why is nobody trying to convince Wisconsin to start their own Mars mission to send five kilos of cheese into Mars orbit along with some clothes from Lands' End and fifteen or twenty kilos of brats and cheese bread?

    There is no reason that we need to wait years and years before we'll be ready to send low-G cheese, for crying out loud.

    So, really what you're saying here is that when future travelers to Mars arrive and are asked why they came they can legitimately say "For the cheese." (I'll be really surprised if anyone gets that reference ;-) ).

    Leaving aside your obviously pro-cheese stance (Would Martian cheese be red instead of green?) I agree with you that private industry and cooperating countries will probably be the key to future exploration. I don't believe any single entity would be able to handle the effort of continuously sending supplies to a permanent station on Mars (certainly not the US in its current economic state). On the other hand, what would be the major incentive to get private and other entities involved? Bragging rights? Advertising space? I can imagine it now:

    Wisconsin Cheese Company: We have cheese on Mars and all the interplanetary billboard space we could ever need!

    I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that there doesn't seem to be much in the way of resources or economic gain to motivate organizations to work together in order to make a major manned mission to Mars worth it.

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  57. True by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not necessarily in the sense of "little green men" so much that there is still some possibility of hostile native bacteria, and definitely of unknown hostile environmental conditions.

  58. Oh, stop it. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    All the nerd innuendo you will ever need.

    Well, you get some geek speak around here, but all I'll ever need? Hardly. --And actually, I have to say, I enjoyed Slashdot a lot more ten years ago before everybody got married and their wives pecked the fun out of their lives so that they wouldn't be embarrassed to take their hubbies to muted social gatherings. Now half the geeks I know walk around looking strained, pretending that life isn't fun, while putting on a false show of scowling at those who have the guts to enjoy themselves.

    Too bad. I've been lucky. My GF's have dealt with my geek obsessions gracefully. The best part is when I find out their fathers are Star Trek or D&D fans, and then we can rap while the girls head to the kitchen to talk about girl stuff. But the BEST of all is when each side admires the other regardless.

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  59. Earthlike comparison by phorm · · Score: 1

    Too cold for one thing, and too dry

    One of the common assumptions about life (even intelligent life) anywhere else in the universe is that it would have to meet earth-like characteristics or conditions.

    Hell, on earth we continually find species in odd places that *astound* scientists. Didn't they find some aquatic life in a superheated area near some oceanic vents (basically almost an undersea volcano temperature-wise).

    So, we might not find "earth-like" life out there, but that still doesn't rule out something unexpected.

  60. Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hauser: "Now, this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars!"

  61. Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colonise Mars with a couple of Agrophobics... living in the confines of a cramped craft wouldn't then be so much of a problem

  62. more like original Stargate by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Aliens responsible for creating ancent empire - Stargate and IJ-4.

  63. Comparisons to the new world are not very apt by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    A rather important difference being that in, say, Jamestown, you didn't need freaking life support systems to walk outside. All you needed to do was bring your farm implements, seeds, and livestock, and you were in business. And even then, the first colonists barely made it, even with periodic resupply. Given that our track record of maintaining "biosphere" type systems on earth has been mixed at best, I wouldn't give too much for your chances on Mars. Colonizing North America: dangerous. Colonizing Mars: yes, truly suicidal, at least for now.

  64. Ok, I'll bite. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    What's the likely gain? Specifically, can anyone make any money from this? If the answer is no, you're left with stuff like prestige for country that launched the mission, and increased scientific knowledge. There's a limit to the risks people will take and the money they'll spend in exchange for this.

    If you think there is money to be made, well, make the case. Bear in mind that getting stuff out of earth's gravity well, into Mars', and back again, is almost unimaginably expensive (and for the return trip at least, technically very difficult to accomplish). Also bear in mind that Mars is mostly made out of the same things as earth: iron, oxygen, silicon, etc.

    1. Re:Ok, I'll bite. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Well, not all of us think about it in terms of money. I for one think that I would be very tempted to do this, even knowing it would be a one way trip. Maybe its not quite worth it to me... But say I had a terminal illness. Would it be worth losing 6 months of life expectancy to be the first person on Mars? Hell yeah.

  65. Re:Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that there are plenty of companies, states, countries, and so on, who would be delighted to get the chance to spend millions of dollars to have their stuff being used by a Mars crew.

    There's this thing called "return on investment". I'm a manager at a very large engineering company, and anyone at our outfit who proposed spending millions of dollars to send stuff with our logo on it to Mars would get laughed out of the room. I doubt our company is alone in this.

    Why is nobody trying to convince Wisconsin to start their own Mars mission to send five kilos of cheese into Mars orbit along with some clothes from Lands' End and fifteen or twenty kilos of brats and cheese bread?

    You're kidding, right? For starters, because the taxpayers would string up the legislature if they wasted tax funds this way. And even if you managed to persuade them to do this, you'd only need to do it, what, a million times before you had enough food (and the ever important Squall jackets) necessary to outfit a Mars colony for any length of time?

  66. Any guesses as to what all that might cost? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Answer: more than all the governments on earth put together could afford to spend. Just the first part of step 1 - "establish moon base" - is ludicrously expensive.

  67. Re:Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars by icebrain · · Score: 1

    There's this thing called "return on investment". I'm a manager at a very large engineering company, and anyone at our outfit who proposed spending millions of dollars to send stuff with our logo on it to Mars would get laughed out of the room. I doubt our company is alone in this.

    That's because you're an engineering company. An outfit like Nike, Underarmour, Apple, etc. that makes consumer products, and spends lots of money on advertising, might go for it.

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  68. Brainsur by alainq · · Score: 1

    It seems like the Yip Yip Martians have been around

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yip+yips&page=2

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  69. Ahnold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade... start the reactorrrr...

  70. Total Recall Movie by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 0

    Now if we can just build some sort of contraption from the movie Total Recall and give Mars an atmosphere. (I realize the movie is fiction and it probably doesn't work that way in real life)

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  71. marstransport.com by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Hey A friend and I volunteered to be the first prisoners in the Martian penal colonies. But no one took us seriously and we couldn't get a hold of any serious explosives so we gave it up.

  72. Then I want a pony. by RustinHWright · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks to me like you're just a wee bit confused on this whole cost factor. How many kilos of mass do you think the first group will be bringing with them, anyway?

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  73. To quote David Brin... by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    "We're monkeys! We'll go!"

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  74. Promotion is *always* worth money. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    You think that promotion "requires an exuberant economy"? You have GOT to be kidding me. Take a look at any history of advertising stunts during the Great Depression. Hell, just search for "depression glass". Not only that, such a plan would appeal to all sorts of motivations. As I said in the post I linked to, not only would this be something that the citizens of some places do if only to show how cool they are (anybody care to deny that Texas would jump at an excuse to have their own space program?) it would also give a structure in which high tech states like North Carolina could develop their own expertise and networks.

    India got their moon program done for a hundred million dollars. Care to tell me that Texas A&M couldn't get a small payload to Mars orbit for less? Especially in partnership with a few dozen local businesses and schools?

    I agree that food making technology is important, but first of all it takes time. The longer we wait to get that right the longer the delay before a Mars crew has what they need. Secondly, it's subject to breakdown. Do you really want to be that far from support when your algae tank shuts down? Third, have you ever tried to live on synthetic foods? I've got a jar of Marmite and some vegan "sheese" right here if you want to try it. Especially in a confined space with limited stimuli, good food, nice bedding and clothes, and so on, get very, very important. Ask anybody who has served on a submarine, especially a boomer crew, and they'll talk your ear off about it. To the extent that boomer crews talk about anything ;->

    Note, also that I'm not just talking about food. I'm talking about any resource that is low tech enough that supply can be decentralized. Not only does this include what I mentioned above, it even includes sheets of insulating material, robots for greenhouse work, and all sorts of useful things that NASA then doesn't need to pay to get out there. What you suggest and what I suggest do not have that high a substitution effect. They pull from different funding sources, use somewhat different pools of labor, are best suited to different time scales, and, to some extent, would provide different resources to Mars crews.

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  75. Remember the space soda can. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    Back when the Coke-Pepsi wars were red hot, there was a fierce bidding war over who would get the rights to engineer and provide the first cans of soda to be used in space. The resulting project was the center of quite a lot of advertising; maybe you saw some of it. And from what I read in the advertising trades, this project was looked upon by those in the field as a hell of a good investment and one that they would have been delighted to repeat.

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  76. Re:Then spread the job of getting supplies to Mars by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    You didn't read what I wrote very carefully, did you? I didn't write just "something with a logo on it". I wrote about sending some of an actual distinctive product to then be used by people on Mars. Do you have any idea how much your own suppliers would spend for this privilege?

    "The Mars team uses Fluke temperature sensors. Shouldn't you?"
    "On Mars they enjoy real Wyoming free range beef."

    You want to make sarcastic remarks about Squall jackets? Dude, do you have any idea of the cred Lands' End got in their early days from having their stuff photographed being worn by sailing teams? Personally, I was over at J. Crew for some of that time and I can guarantee that the folks who ran J.Crew in those days would have jumped at such a chance. These days I live in Portland. As the poster before me noted, have you ever heard of our little local outfit, Nike? They spend a few bucks now and again to get their gear seen being used by high profile people. Certainly no more than half a billion dollars a year. Maybe you've seen some of it.

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  77. Wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Space.com

    http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/081119-tw-magnetic-shield.html#comments

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    Ruth Bamford of the Science and Technology Facilities Council's Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in England and her colleagues conducted tests on a miniature plasma field in the laboratory with similar properties to the wind of charged particles in space coming off of the sun (the source of much of the most harmful radiation to humans). When scientists set up a magnetic field inside this artificial solar wind, they found that the magnet created a bubble where no radiation could enter.

    "We switched it on and there it was," Bamford told SPACE.com. "When we put the probe in we found out there were no particles inside the little bubble. If a spacecraft had been somewhere in this bubble it would have been protected from this beam. That was lovely to see."

    Bamford detailed her findings in the Nov. 4 issue of the journal Plasma Physics and Controlled Fusion.

    The engineering details of how to use this technology on a spaceship must still be worked out. Moreover, the portable magnetic shield could only protect against particles coming from the solar wind, while other kinds of harmful particles, such as high energy gamma rays and X-rays, wouldn't be affected. Still, the technique is promising, since particles from the solar wind are extremely dangerous, especially during solar storms, when the wind plasma flares up and sends out surges of radiation.

    "The protons [from the solar wind] apparently are the greatest concern for the health of the astronauts, because of their large concentration during storms, and because the particles are large enough to break DNA down," Bamford said. "In the early Apollo missions, the astronauts were very lucky to not be in space during a radiation burst. There was a storm between Apollo 16 and 17, which would have been fatal if the astronauts had been in space."
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