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  1. Re:The GPL *should* go rounds with all this... on Novell/Microsoft Deal Punishment for SCO? · · Score: 1
    At best, all could ever accomplish is loosing your right to distribute the software at all.

    Which is fine for some, as long as everybody loses that right. Some would pee in the fountain, so long as it ruins the resource, and preserves monopoly privileges for the few.

  2. Re:A Terabyte... For How Long ? on A Terabyte of Data on a Regular DVD? · · Score: 1

    Hole-punching a regular DVD is just a good way to make the DVD go wakka-wakka-wakka in the drive (and ruin it, too). BTW, I used to own one of those hole punches. Good times...

  3. So this guy goes to pass me (hee hee) on Detecting Tailgaters With Lasers · · Score: 1
    He was driving a black Mustang, and must have thought he had the room, but he did not: a semi was stopped in his lane ahead.

    I swear I never sped up, but by the time he realized he couldn't swing over in time, it was too late. He squalled tires vainly, came within inches of swerving into me, collided full on with the semi's rear.

    The over-confident prick deserved it.

  4. Whaa? on Windows Vista and XP Head To Head · · Score: 1
    VISTA: A great deal of concerted effort has gone into making Vista the easiest operating system to network with others, especially other Vista systems, so that anyone, even without massive computing experience, can easily set up a wired or wireless network.

    While that sounds positively delightful, does Mr Iemma really know what he is getting himself in for? To start with, the NSW Government has now decided it is going to be an Internet Service Provider to compete with publicly run companies.

    I was following that until that very last paragraph... did I stray into another article?

  5. Re:Bad day for arachnaphobics on Acoustic Levitation Works On Small Animals · · Score: 1

    At least the spiders ain't barking.

  6. Me and Super Fridge on South Korea's Home of the Future · · Score: 1
    Me: OK, show all the recipes that use the ingredients inside you.

    Fridge: ...

    Me: Well?

    Fridge: Uh, nothing was found that involves a two-month old can of moldy pork-and-beans.

  7. Heard at the Innoculation on AIDS Can Fight AIDS · · Score: 1

    "Hold still now, you'll feel a little prick."

  8. A Bad Day At Work... on Phishers Arrested In Eastern Europe and US · · Score: 1

    beats a good day phishing. At least if you're these guys.

  9. Superman on Tracking Traffic Jams With Cell Phones · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he had a cellphone, this could really screw things up.

  10. Revenge on A Security Guide For Non-Technical Users? · · Score: 1
    They won't listen. This is for all the times they told you to ride your bike with a helmet and you ignored them. Or they told you not to climb that really tall tree, and you ignored them. Or "don't play with the illegal fireworks!" ...and you ignored them.

    Just consider yourself lucky they don't go around naked.

  11. Re:I know why they're really doing it on Microsoft Will Allow Vista Reinstalls · · Score: 1
    And many people are going to be PISSED when, after their Dell (or Gateway, etc.) motherboard gets fried, they find out they either have to buy another DELL certified part to replace it (big $$, for the same reason the theater's popcorn is expensive), or buy a $400 copy of Vista to go with their new mobo, as opposed to about $100 for XP.

    Home-built's already can hardly compete on price with the big box retailers, but now it's just going to be stupid. Unfair advantage to the big guys.

  12. Scorpion and the Toad on Microsoft To Announce Linux Partnership · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  13. Re:All this means... on Judge Says RIAA Can't Have Hard Drive · · Score: 1
    ...pornaholics go hand in hand?

    Usually there's something else in hand. Reminds me, I'm out of hand lotion.

  14. Re:Is it just me? on Jack Thompson To Face Contempt Charge · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's called "a disturbance in the farce."

  15. Re:A merit badge for _not_ doing something? on Boy Scouts Introduce Merit Badge For Not Pirating · · Score: 1
    A merit badge for _not pirating_

    I've never been in a Turkish prison. Where's my merit badge?

  16. Where do you NOT on Vista Licenses Limit OS Transfers, Ban VM Use · · Score: 1
    want to go today? Sorry, can't to do that. Nope, not that either. And don't even THINK you can do that. (Why? Because THEY... CAN!)

    Unless things change around here, who knows what all you won't be able to do in Vista 2011? Criticize Microsoft? Use it once your license "expires"? Or maybe it will only install on DRM-approved hardware, or only hardware manufactured by a limited number of companies who pony up a prohibitive licensing fee, driving the cost of hardware up? Hell, maybe the CD will erase itself once you install it, forcing you to buy it again! (And their crack marketing team will sell it to you as a "feature"!)

    The grand irony is that, like Greenland not being green, Vista is named for a word that implies or suggests freedom, a boundless future. Quite the opposite. They tighten the noose because they perceive themselves to have no competition. And this will continue until the public (the 98% of their customers) start to leave their product behind.

    Can't SOMEBODY put these pig fuckers out of business?

  17. Didn't know on The Next X Prize · · Score: 2, Funny

    they were encrypted.

  18. Re:Makes me wonder on Zune's Wireless Almost Totally Worthless · · Score: 1
    It is my nsho

    Oh, Not So Humble Opinion. At first, I thought that was some borrowed Japanese word.

  19. Can somebody post a list on House Approves Warrantless Wiretapping · · Score: 1
    of the treasonous bastards who voted for this pile of monkey shit? Would be nice to know who NOT to vote for in November. And who to send a hate letter to.

    The congress-bastards need to get acquainted with the concept of consequences of actions. Just as a three-year-old learns not to touch a hot stove.

  20. Re:WARNING on French Doctors to Perform Zero-Gravity Surgery · · Score: 1

    (Shhhh. I know. I was being ironic.)

  21. Re:WARNING on French Doctors to Perform Zero-Gravity Surgery · · Score: 2, Funny
    Warning. Your joke has been deemed too sophisticated/intelligent for /.

    Indeed. Most people here can't spell Manigot.

  22. Re:French AOL? on Free PC With French Broadband Connection · · Score: 1

    Spain should never get their own AOL. They'd be SOL.

  23. Re:Just go ahead and put a target on your ass on HP CEO Allowed 'Sting' on CNet reporter · · Score: 1
    it'll put a few women who have been victims of stalkers on your jury.

    And any good defense team will make sure that does not happen. They would argue, and rightly so, that those jurors might be biased against the defendant.

  24. Re:Why would we expect anything else? on Hotel Minibar Key Opens Diebold Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    Assuming there were a group of people conspiring to steal the next election in a most subtle way, the best way to publicly destroy their intended means is to coopt said means for the purpose of "electing" anybody who is currently on the ballot but is obviously not in the running. The errors would be blatantly obvious, and they would have no choice but to agree with the majority that the voting machines must go. (That, or validate RMS as the next POTUS, grumble, grumble...) They'd just have to fall back on their old plans of brain-washing the masses.

  25. Re:Corporations are psychopathic on Don't Be Evil — Hire It Done · · Score: 1
    to expect a corporation to not be evil is unrealistic

    Like expecting a dog not to lick its balls. Reminds me of the fable of the Scorpion and the Toad. Corporations become evil because it's in their nature to be evil.