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Detecting Tailgaters With Lasers

stoolpigeon writes "Police in Arizona are using laser range finders to detect and ticket tailgaters. An officer can now measure not only the speed of passing vehicles but also how close they are to one another. The detectors described in the article are built by Laser Technology Inc., a company that provides lasers for traffic control, engineering, and even tactical/military solutions. The article mentions how tailgating is connected to many accidents and incidents of road rage; this observation fits my experience."

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  1. Tailgating by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1, Informative

    My experience, too. Tailgating is far more dangerous than mere speeding. So to with wanton lane changing, but that could be more of a CA thing.

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    1. Re:Tailgating by Iamthefallen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tailgaters aren't that bad, I can live with them behind me.

      It's the fuckers that are really close in front of me I can't stand. How the hell am I supposed to be able to stop in time going 80mph when that guy is just 10 feet in front of me?!

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    2. Re:Tailgating by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always wanted a little TV in my car's back window, so I could show video of cars smashing into each other, bloody bodies flying into the air, etc which could be played when people follow me too closely. Either that or a pneumatic arm with a ballpeen hammer on the end to put holes into the hood of cars following too closely.

    3. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like they say, there are only two types of drivers:

      The assholes in front of you, and the assholes behind you.

    4. Re:Tailgating by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Oh, so *you're* why I always store 300 kilos of concrete blocks in the trunk of my car.

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    5. Re:Tailgating by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My idea was a flashing neon sign that says, "back off!"

      Problem is, everybody thinks they're a perfect driver, and get very weird when anybody tries to tell them otherwise. Hence all the road rage incidents connected to tailgating.

      My strategy is to slow down, but subtly, so they don't register that I'm pissed at them. I don't even brake, I just don't push the accelerator as hard as a normally do. Invariably the tailgater gets impatient and passes, without registering any change in my driving.

      It is, of course, frustrating to see bad driving and not be able to communicate your concerns to the other driver. But frustration is better than being targeted by a psycho.

    6. Re:Tailgating by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      You could always adjust your rear windshield washer to squirt backwards..... if you do not have a rear windshield washer, adjust one of your front ones to squirt right over the car. Nobody likes being pissed on.

    7. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could be bad for you =) should your vehicle ever decide to stop without them. hehe!

    8. Re:Tailgating by operagost · · Score: 2, Informative

      I just flick boogers.

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    9. Re:Tailgating by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about road rage?

    10. Re:Tailgating by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      >>>>"Did you miss the part about road rage?"

      Um no. that is why you'd never catch me doing it.

    11. Re:Tailgating by LWATCDR · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The real problem is that people don't know how to drive.
      My wife and I got hit in our brand new car Friday.
      We where stopped at a stoplight, the road was dry, their was no fog, it was on a well light six lane road and the lanes on both sides of us where clear.
      A 17 year old kid as he put it was not paying attention and locked up his brakes and hit us.
      He was charged with careless driving and allowed to drive HOME!

      Had we been crossing the intersection and he had T-Boned us it could have been fatal. If we had been crossing the street it could have been fatal. If I had been on my motorcycle it could have been fatal.

      Why did he get to drive home when it was obvious that he couldn't drive safely?

      If you are at fault with an accedent you shouldn't be allowed to drive until you learn how to drive. And I don't mean at one of the comedy or other stupid driving schools.

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    12. Re:Tailgating by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow safety and the issuance of tickets are related? Tickets are primarily a revenue generation system. Any traffic improvement is a mere secondary consideration. If this laser device costs X then ticket generation will increase till the moneys generated are at least X times 10. Then and only then will the program be deemed a success.

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    13. Re:Tailgating by Bastian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tailgating at night is particularly bothersome. I drove a subcompact car, and an SUV or truck on my tail with its headlights in my eyes is blinding. That's a really dangerous situation on the country roads, where I need to have enough vision to be able to watch for deer, fallen branches, etc.

      My usual approach is to just slow down to the point where I'm not overdriving my vision, but since this tends to anger the clueless fuckers behind me, they will often respond by getting even closer or turning on their brights, which just forces me to slow down even more. I don't know why they don't pass; apparently it takes an appreciable amount of intelligence to figure out that the guy who is currently driving at 30 but was going 55 when you first got on his tail is probably not going to speed up and it's easier to just get ahead of him if you really absolutely have to be driving 65 at night during deer season.

    14. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see http://ibooyah.com/ for details.

    15. Re:Tailgating by miyako · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't encounter many tailgaters, but when I do I employ a similar strategy. On my way to work today, I had someone who was following me closer than I've ever had ANYONE following me (I would be surprised if there was more than an inch or two between his bumper and mine). So, I sped up until I got next to a school bus that was doing 35 (on a 65mph highway) and slowed down - kept him stuck behind me and unable to get over for probably 20 minutes- I think the busdriver noticed what was going on because she could have sped up but seemed content to drive right along side me until she apparently had to turn off the highway.
      Of course, I really want to piss those people off, maybe they'll have a heart attack and die before they have a chance to pollute the gene pool too much.

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    16. Re:Tailgating by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
      So to with wanton lane changing, but that could be more of a CA thing.


      Trust me. No. I live near Detroit. Detroit drivers are the worst in this regard. Really.
    17. Re:Tailgating by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My idea was a flashing neon sign that says, "back off!"

      Like this one?

    18. Re:Tailgating by TWX · · Score: 1

      Why do people tailgate though?

      I do field service for a living. I can tell you that it's really, REALLY frustrating when you're petering along at 45MPH and some blue-hair pulls out in front of you and goes 30 in the left lane.

      I don't agree with the principle of stereotypes, but there are lots of groups that seem to have disproportionate number of slow drivers who remain in the left lane. I've always treated the road where, traffic permitting, slower traffic keeps to the right and faster traffic keeps to the left. Living in Phoenix, it seems that soccer moms, poor Mexicans, and seniors routinely don't follow these basic tenents. Contrast to that, young males and most people driving a brand-new, expensive truck or a lifted truck fall into the category of chronic tailgaters.

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    19. Re:Tailgating by Knara · · Score: 1

      Why did he get to drive home when it was obvious that he couldn't drive safely?

      Because we don't penalize people for traffic offenses that didn't occur. Rear-ending someone (as I am assuming happened through process of elimination, since you didn't state it outright) is a very common accident type, regardless of age. Asserting that someone shouldn't be driving because they _could_ have caused a serious accident in some other hypothetical situation that did not occur is stupid, since every one of us is potentially an accident waiting to happen (see a poster above who, correctly, asserts that everyone believes they're a good driver, and everyone else is an accident waiting to happen). He rear-ended you, no one was injured, and he got a ticket. That's how it should be, instead of your bizarre thought-experiment traffic law scenario.

    20. Re:Tailgating by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      A couple things from this post. First, you need to hit the brakes a lot harder than merely slowing down. You want to lock them up to really get their attention. But of course be sure to have a gun under your seat as this may piss em off. Next point (and you still need a gun for this), you really should be on the off roads during deer season if you are going to be shining deer. You probably don't want to be taking shots if someone is behind you as it may be the game warden.

    21. Re:Tailgating by toleraen · · Score: 1

      Two words:
      Sunroof + paintballs

    22. Re:Tailgating by markov_chain · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is why you always always always have to pay attention. Assume the car approaching from behind will not stop. You probably could have avoided that accident.

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    23. Re:Tailgating by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      My idea was a flashing neon sign that says, "back off!"

      A similar idea is for the sign to say "POLITE PATROL". Now, given the shock, they're probably just going to assume it says "POLICE PATROL", and hey, why take the risk?

      It's not illegal, because after all, you're not claiming to be the police, just the *Polite* Patrol. You just patrol politeness.

    24. Re:Tailgating by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      If he's going too slow, then how'd he get ahead of you in the first place?

      BBH

    25. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is tailgating you, you should probably get into the lane to your right, or pull over.

      It really doesn't matter what the speed limit is or what speed you're going, if you see someone that is going faster than you, or you know that they want to pass you, why not let them?

      From what I've seen of European drivers, people use the left lane to pass people and quickly get over once their pass is complete, or they see someone coming up behind them. Many Americans seem to have an ego problem with letting people pass them.

    26. Re:Tailgating by innosent · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I live in Florida, and can tell you, the Michigan drivers (that visit here) are the worst, with the Quebecois a close second. Seriously, though, the US needs to work on driver safety through education, not ticketing. Look at Germany, with no speed limits on most major roads, and with an expensive and lengthy licensing process [that never expires, but you can lose it], they have almost half the fatality rate per driver.

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    27. Re:Tailgating by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      My biggest annoyance is with people who park themselves behind me and engage cruise control, and then let their minds wander off. Whenever I have to slow down (LA traffic), they inevitabley find themselves panicking at about 1-2 feet from my bumper and slamming down on the brakes. This is why I leave EXTRA room when I see this kind of situation (someone tailgating) in front of me, or change lanes completely to either pass the situation, or let the situation pass me.

    28. Re:Tailgating by wealthychef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A better strategy is to just vary your speed by +/- 2 MPH in a continuous cycle. Then even if they don't pass, they have to give you more room. Try it. :-)

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    29. Re:Tailgating by iteyoidar · · Score: 1

      I had this same problem in my car. Now whenever an SUV/truck comes up behind me with the headlights I just flip the rear-view mirror up towards the ceiling, I can still see the headlights of all the cars behind me from the secondary reflection(or reflection coming off the surface behind the mirror, whatever) and it isn't nearly as bright. It's not like its possible to see anything past the headlights anyway on a dark road.

    30. Re:Tailgating by pll178 · · Score: 1

      I usually pull over to the side if a car is coming up fast behind me (especially on mountain and country roads). The benefit is two fold:

      1. I can use the lights of the car in front of me to see even farther ahead
      2. No blinding lights in my rear view mirror.

    31. Re:Tailgating by Erioll · · Score: 0, Troll

      How about, when you're being tailgated, there's maybe a reason? Like you're going too slow? And that's irregardless of what you think you should be going, the speed limit, conditions, etc. If somebody wants to get by you on the road, in 99.99% of the cases, LET THEM BY.

      Tailgating connected to road rage, etc? No kidding! They're tailgating because they're frustrated with drivers. They wouldn't BE tailgating if they could get by the driver in front of them easily, but when you have cars 3-4 across all going the same speed... well it's about the only way to get across to ANY of them that they're impeding traffic flow.

      Gridlock is different. That's not the same. But normal driving conditions, if you're being tailgated, YOU are the one going too slowly, so GET OUT OF THE WAY!

    32. Re:Tailgating by EvilMagnus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How? By running the red light and T-boning crossing traffic? Or by ploughing through the pedestrians on the cross-walk?

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    33. Re:Tailgating by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hear a lot of my friends complaining about nocturnal tailgaters - particularly, as you say, the SUV-type things. And yet, a lot of them give me a blank stare when I suggest that they use the anti-dazzle feature of their rear-view mirror.

      "You see that thing for hanging the furry dice off of? Flick it."

      "Wow..."

      Unless they're lucky enough to learn after work in a high-latitude winter, most people will never drive in the dark with an instructor. Which is pretty scary, when you think about it.

    34. Re:Tailgating by belmolis · · Score: 1

      But from GP's description of the accident, the rear-ending was totally unjustified. The consequences may not have been severe this time, but the kid was indeed not paying attention. It is understandable when people skid on unexpected ice or oil or something like that, but in this case the only reason for the accident was inattention, which is a symptom of a poor driver, not bad luck.

    35. Re:Tailgating by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Both his sides were clear; he didn't say anything about pedestrians, so if there were none, there should have been enough room to either: move ahead enough to let the kid grind to a stop; pull a sharp turn; or, in the worst case, briskly merge into the cross-traffic. I usually stop short of the line to allow room for this.

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    36. Re:Tailgating by belmolis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A completely unjustified assertion. It's funny how the offenses for which tickets are issued are for things that are dangerous, not randomly chosen things that would generate revenue. Quite a coincidence. Whenever I see this claim, I assume that the author is a poor driver in denial.

    37. Re:Tailgating by PunkFloyd · · Score: 1

      Oh, so *you're* the reason why gas is so expensive.

    38. Re:Tailgating by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      "Honest, officer! I ran that red light because I though the guy behind me wasn't going to stop in time."

      It doesn't work as well as you might think. :-P

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    39. Re:Tailgating by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I am well acquainted with the anti-dazzle feature of the rear-view mirror. Unfortunately, the side mirrors aren't so readily adjustable, and I like to pay attention to the road rather than fiddle with the mirrors. And when something big comes real close with its brights on, the anti-dazzle feature isn't enough.

    40. Re:Tailgating by Crunchie+Frog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod -1: Asshole. You are the problem.

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    41. Re:Tailgating by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I have your solution...

      a set of photo strobes facing out your rear window.

      One flash will GUARENTEE the ass will back off as he no longer can see.

      No I did not do this, I did grab the flash off my camera and fire it at the ass that though he was cool riding my bumper with his brights on 2 years ago. (how dare I drive the speedlimit in the slow lane!) for some reason he backed off and switched off his brights.

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    42. Re:Tailgating by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So, every time a car approaches me from behind, I should charge through the stoplight?

      May I have your address, so I can send you my tickets? Thanks!

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    43. Re:Tailgating by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I drove a subcompact car, and an SUV or truck on my tail with its headlights in my eyes is blinding.

      This might not even be tailgating- their headlights are so high that they can be a safe distance behind you and STILL be blinding. That's why I'm for a maximum hight limit on headlights.

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    44. Re:Tailgating by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... not to make a judgment or anything... but..

      It's possible that the dude with the SUV, hunting lights and a rifle rack isn't on the way to his local philosophy/literary group to discuss the presence of post-modern thought in the books of Charlotte Bronte. ;-)

      I could be wrong though...

    45. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So uh... where's this feature on my side mirrors?

    46. Re:Tailgating by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If I assume the car behind me will not stop, I'd constantly be driving off the road or running red lights or doing other crazy stupid things that will get me a ticket.

      Granted you need to pay attention, and always consider the possibility that every other driver on the road is a drunken suicidal idiot, but paying attention doesn't let you forsee the future. I was rear-ended by some kid while stopped at the end of a long rush-hour queue at a traffic light. I saw him and of course considered the possibility that he wouldn't stop, but he wasn't travelling that fast so it seemed like a normal, and as is typical in my town fairly late, stop. Now the stupid kid was the one not paying attention (or rather, he was paying attention to the flashy sports car in the lane next to him), but by the time I realized he was probably not going to stop, 1) it was too late and 2) there was nowhere for me to go.

      Lots of accidents are avoidable by paying attention. Some aren't. Especially those that don't have easy visual feedback. It's very tough to tell if a car behind you is decelerating, and you have no indication as to whether they are applying the brake -- though maybe there should be.

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    47. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just speed up or let them pass you? Sheesh...it gets awfully frustrating when people think it is their job to ensure that you drive 5 miles under the speed limit.

    48. Re:Tailgating by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      Consider the downside.

      He runs the light, T-bones cross-traffic. His excuse that it was to 'avoid being rear-ended' (for running a red and hitting someone) will not help him with the cops. Its' also possible that /he/ might be T-boned by cross traffic. All of a sudden he's looking at a 40MPH impact on his passenger side or driver's side, which is far, far worse than a (maybe) 10MPH rear collision for him.

      He doesn't run the light, gets rear-ended. It's 100% the fault of the driver who struck him, and he's in a more survivable crash situation. There's a chance he'll be shunted into oncoming traffic, of course, but if he's like you and has left enough space in front, /and/ he sees it coming, that will be minimized.

      This is all risk-management stuff, and people have different thresholds of what they consider 'acceptable risk' to avoid one type of crash whilst risking another. Me, I'd brace for impact and take the rear collision unless it was an out-of-control semi.

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    49. Re:Tailgating by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah - I usually get the bastards so close that I can't see their lights in the side mirrors!

    50. Re:Tailgating by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      ha, before i got rid of my benz, i used to use the rear fogs, basically the tail lights go to high power. jerk behind me sees a flash of red, while i keep going the same speed, instant back off. hehe. i miss that feature.

    51. Re:Tailgating by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I use it when necessary, but I don't like it since it drastically reduces the visibility of anything that isn't a blinding high-beam from a tail-gating SUV. For example the other idiot who only has his running lights on. What this means is that most of the time I'm using the normal mirror, and then suddenly some SUV comes charging up behind me and flashes his beams (or hits a bump in the road so their lights tilt across that perfect angle for maximum reflection into my eyes) and blinds me. I can then flick the switch, but those few seconds of searing eye pain can be more than enough to cause an accident.

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    52. Re:Tailgating by joggle · · Score: 1

      and you have no indication as to whether they are applying the brake -- though maybe there should be.

      Now there's an idea. It would be cool to hook up a small laser range finder that points backwards on your motorcycle. If someone approaches too rapidly from too short of a distance it would sound an alarm so you know to jump off your bike and hope for the best. I doubt such a device would be helpful for cars though since you can't accelerate the car or abandon it quickly enough, although I guess it could help you brace for impact.

    53. Re:Tailgating by Jerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been doing some limited experimenting with Pavlovian conditioning.

      Basically, you tune your speed to the amount of space between you and the tailgater. You slow down until they back off (usually they do), then you speed up. You stay fast until they start tailgating you again, at which point you let off your gas.

      One key is probably not to use your brakes, which makes this too obvious. I don't really want them consciously thinking about the fact that I am actively braking. That'll just piss them off.

      I'd say this works about half the time, and probably won't trigger any road rage. But the flip side is that it does fail about 50% of the time.

      I also don't know if I'm really "conditioning" that 50% or not, but as an engineering-type I say who cares if the logic is right if it works? 50% is still an improvement over 0%.

    54. Re:Tailgating by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Look at Germany ... That's true ... HOWEVER ... they also have some of the strictest traffic laws in the world. So, yeah, I'm all for a German like system ... but when the f-tard on my ass gets nailed for tailgating, I'd like the satisfaction of knowing he's gonna be walking to work for a minimum of 1 to 3 months. If government really wanted to save lives, they'd bump the speed limits to 90mph and hand out monstrous fines for dangerous driving. Of course, it's far harder to use judgment for traffic offenses than hanging pointing a laser gun out your window and waiting for the beep.

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    55. Re:Tailgating by Gigafrost · · Score: 1

      That only works if they're not shining in through the side mirrors, of course. When an SUV/truck is tailgating a small car it's possible for them to be shining in both mirrors at the same time. (I've had that happen to me a couple of times.)

    56. Re:Tailgating by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      I don't have cruise control, so I do this all the time. People still tailgate me.

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    57. Re:Tailgating by nuxx · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you are going over ~45mph most cars will produce plenty of overspray from their normal windshield washer sprayers.

    58. Re:Tailgating by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 1

      there used to be a maximum height for headlights i think it was 22 inches off the ground (i actually got a ticket for that with a kit car)

    59. Re:Tailgating by Bastian · · Score: 1

      I use the anti-dazzle. Still I'm blinded. Much of the problem is that my side view mirrors don't have an anti-dazzle option.

    60. Re:Tailgating by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      Huh? If you want to go faster, just pass me. I'm probably already going 5-10 over the limit, but I'm only going to be in the left lane if I am passing someone, after which I will get back over to the right lane. If it's a two lane road, I can't do much to let you by, and you're just going to have to wait until traffic is clear in the other direction so you can pass. In the meantime, BACK OFF!

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    61. Re:Tailgating by elphins.son · · Score: 1

      For some of us, driving home in heavy traffic at night... that's a daily occurrence.

      I have yet to find a good solution.

    62. Re:Tailgating by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      He was stopped at the traffic light, dumbass! How do you expect him to avoid that situation? Floor it and run the red light? Magically levitate? What?

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    63. Re:Tailgating by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A good countermeasure that I've heard of (but haven't tried yet) is to hit your windshield washers. If they're close enough to catch the overspray it generally will clue them in to get back further.

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    64. Re:Tailgating by CrossChris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Creative application of a photo flashgun is often effective at ridding oneself of tailgaters!

    65. Re:Tailgating by Requiem+Aristos · · Score: 1

      Partially true, except that the revenue stream can get addictive. Pretty soon, you have small towns with sudden speed limit drops, and intersections where the yellow lights keep getting shorter and shorter.

      What happens? Revenue goes up, accidents go up, and you get people clamoring for something to be done, which obviously means the solution is more lights with cameras, and even lower speed limits.

    66. Re:Tailgating by Bastian · · Score: 1

      I used to have good luck with weaving a bit in the lane when I saw someone was coming up quick on me. Nobody likes to be behind a drunk driver.

    67. Re:Tailgating by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing he means making sure deer don't run out in front of him, not "shining them" for hunting.

      Around here, the deer like to hide in bushes, and then run out right in front of you at the last minute. In the last year, I've had two deer come running out of brush at full speed, and run into the side of my truck, and numerous more run out in front of me, and stop. Luckily, the roads this usually happen on are very small dirt roads, with a speed limit of around 30mph, so I usually have plenty of time to avoid them.

    68. Re:Tailgating by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Must not count for trucks- my kid is 36" and I don't think he could even reach the headlights of a lot of pickup trucks out there.

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    69. Re:Tailgating by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      avoid them... avoid them... on a dark country road.... ya ain't from around hyar, ar ya boy?

    70. Re:Tailgating by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Sure, there is such a thing as a speed trap, but most tickets are not issued in speed traps. Enjoying the revenue doesn't mean that that is the motivation for the laws. For example, law enforcement just loves all the assets they confiscate in drug busts, to the extent that it arguably is corrupting the system, but essentially the same drugs were illegal long before asset forfeiture started, so it is clear that the drug laws are not simply a revenue collection mechanism.

    71. Re:Tailgating by porl · · Score: 1

      how about something like "the closer you are the slower i go". have i seen it somewhere or did i make it up?

    72. Re:Tailgating by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      It's not about the height - they have to be aimed properly. I drive an SUV and I've been blinded by Civics because the dumbass kids who rice out their headlights don't bother adjusting them correctly. I've also been blinded by old cars that have either been in an accident or something has caused one headlight to be out of alignment. Check your owner's manual, it tells you how to aim them and what the specs are (for example, X feet away from a wall, on level ground, the top of your beam should be Y feet from the ground).

    73. Re:Tailgating by 1tsm3 · · Score: 1

      The problem is tailgaters won't be able to see the license plate.

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    74. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What about the asshole cruising beside you, yelling all sorts of things out of his window about your mom?

    75. Re:Tailgating by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but 90% of my driving was learned from my parents. The instructor was simply there to pass you so that you could actually get a liscence. Driving in the snow is another topic alltogether, which is not even a part of driving cirriculum/testing.

      Some people are just not ready to drive as well, which is sad considering the lack of public transportation in america.

    76. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've done this a few times. And I've been stunned by who often it is that's tailgating. Word of advice--ignore them.

      I live around Lancaster, PA. Last year, westbound on Harrisburg Pike through East Hempfield, heading toward Salunga, had this car with his high beams on just riding my bumper then backing off, so I'd get blinded, then not.

      I got pissed, figure I'm not driving the next few miles to Mount Joy this way, so I pulled off the road to let 'em pass. First time I've ever done this. Know who passed? I'm gawking at the police car that guns past.

      Had a similar thing occur on Oregon Pike/Rt 272 heading north going through Manheim Township. No back and forth by the vehicle behind, but right on my tail and acting like he's going to pass, moving to the center line. I get sick of the behavior, so I pull over to allow them to pass. It's a police vehicle.

      There are other instances (I do a lot of night driving; late work). My suspicion is that's police officers doing their night rounds will often tailgate you in order to get you to speed up. If you are on the speed limit or under it by 5 mph, the more they do so. So be careful with the fast/slow approach, esp. in states that allow VASCAR, even if you are still under the speed limit (they'll use your speed up as an excuse to get a faster mph reading).

      Also, besides the 2 experiences above, Manheim Pike/Rt72, heading north to Maheim, had a large pickup trucking blinding me. I pull over, it bullets by. I resume. Up the road, pickup lights can be seen disappearing, still pulling away. Up the road, after a bend (where the pickup's rear lights were last seen), turns out to be a speed check, pickup apparently wasn't picked up. I'm doing the speed limit the whole way, I see a vehicle rapidly approach from the side that is clearly in a rush to get behind me (late night, sort of obvious), it does and then tailgates me for 2 miles. Vehicle turns off and I confirm in my rear view--it was a police vehicle. Subcompacts/compacts/small cars are targets not only for the abusive SUVers (there are many good SUV drivers, just that they are overshadowed by the asses) but also by police (small car, probably young, targetted as less likely to lawyer up (lack of funds by you means more funds for them)).

    77. Re:Tailgating by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

      You do a hand-brake turn and head-butt him.

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    78. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean,

      The dick in front of you, and the asshole behind you

    79. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all Cokes fault. Ever since they went to those sissy plastic bottles they won't take out a windshield. I loved the good old days!

    80. Re:Tailgating by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      The assholes in front of you, and the assholes behind you.

      ...and here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    81. Re:Tailgating by nrozema · · Score: 1

      My idea was a flashing neon sign that says, "back off!"

      I've found flashing brake lights which correspond to sudden changes in my vehicle's speed to be equally effective. ;)

    82. Re:Tailgating by StarvingSE · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Its not so much that people drive too slow, its that people like to ride their brakes, or brake for stupid fender benders on the side of the road. Try this little applet out for size to see the effects of it.

      Gawkers should have their driving privileges revoked.

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    83. Re:Tailgating by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      I usually do something similar to the GP (slow down a little). However, that said, if the tailgater starts tailgating someone else who's going slowly a little bit ahead of me, I usually match speeds with them and stay even with the tailgater for a while. Usually after a minute or so, I come up behind a slower car (most people seem to speed up when someone starts tailgating them) and have to give up, or I feel sorry for the person being tailgated and let the -gater out. Usually it ends up that they have to go the speed limit (65 here in CA, tho most people drive at more like 80) for a minute or two.

    84. Re:Tailgating by syousef · · Score: 1

      How about a "back off" sign that slowly extends 10 meters behind the car? Even better one that extends quickly *grin*

      I am just kidding though - I know that'd cause accidents and increase road rage.

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    85. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..currently driving at 30 but was going 55 when you first got on his tail is probably not going to speed up and it's easier to just get ahead of him if you really absolutely have to be driving 65 at night during deer season"

      Assuming you're talking about an 80k speed limit, both 30, 55 and 65 are all pretty slow. Just go ahead and pass him. If a guys going 30, just pass him on the next straight stretch.

    86. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How mature. You impeded the flow of traffic for 20 minutes. In many places that can earn you a citation, and rightly so.

      What was the payoff here? Losing 10 minutes of your own time? Putting yourself and others at additional risk by being tailgated for a LONGER time and by goading a driver who wasn't interested in safety in the first place?

    87. Re:Tailgating by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I do this too, though sometimes there is no good place to pull over, and sometimes, in bad conditions, the very fact that someone is on your tail makes it dangerous to slow down and turn suddenly, yet, if you don't know the road well, you may not be able to see a turnout until you are too close. I've been in this very unpleasant situation a few times in very heavy rain, so heavy that visibility was minimal, on narrow rural roads with no shoulder to speak of.

      Incidentally, California has a law that makes a great deal of sense (modulo the problem in the situation I just mentioned) that if five vehicles accumulate behind you, you are required to pull over and let them pass, even if you are going the speed limit.

    88. Re:Tailgating by dircha · · Score: 1

      "I always wanted a little TV in my car's back window, so I could show video of cars smashing into each other, bloody bodies flying into the air, etc which could be played when people follow me too closely. Either that or a pneumatic arm with a ballpeen hammer on the end to put holes into the hood of cars following too closely."

      How about instead you move to the right and allow him to overtake?

      If you are imeding the flow of traffic, you are part of the problem. It doesn't matter of the car behind you is speeding. It isn't your job to enforce traffic laws. In fact, attempting to do so can get you put in jail.

    89. Re:Tailgating by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I'll happily second that... My car is wide and low to the ground for stability, and therefor makes me the perfect 'target' for SUV headlights... I get it from my rear view mirror (anti-glare ftl), the side mirrors, and heck just all through my rear window filling my whole car and heading out my front window...

      Once in awhile I manage to show them how blinding it is, by playing with my side mirror til their light shines back into their face... They don't seem to liek that very much...

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    90. Re:Tailgating by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Here's my problem though- with headlights on the car behind me, a small car will "disappear" behind my trunk- but an SUV's headlights, regardless of how they're adjusted, shine over the top of the trunk right into the back window. It's really bad in heavy traffic at night.

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    91. Re:Tailgating by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm driving to my fiancee's parent's house about 600km away this coming weekend. Last time i did that there was roadwork and 40km/hr signs posted in an area that was usually 100km/hr. I was doing 40 when two large semi-trailers came screaming along at about 120. I just had enough time to duck onto the curb and get out of their way. Lucky I saw them in time in the rear vision mirror or I literally have no doubt we'd have died that day. I wish I'd have gotten their number plates. They were gone too quickly and I wasn't going to do 140 to catch up.

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    92. Re:Tailgating by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      If you do that, I salute you, and have no problem with you (except if you're barely passing the person, or going more than 2-5mph below the speed limit in the left hand lane in good conditions). There are still too many fucktards that think the left hand lane (in the US, I know it's different elsewhere) is the driving lane.

    93. Re:Tailgating by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      If there was nowhere for you to go, that is that. But if there was, you could've moved forward, and in case he did try to stop, maybe avoided the accident or at least reduced it. Granted, this kind of defensive driving may only help avoid a small fraction of accidents; and given that accidents are rare in the first place, probably doesn't reduce the overall accident count much. I'm a control freak though, and that's how I drive :)

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    94. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend money on signs or tv's when you have a deterrent built right in. punch your washer fluid button for about 10 seconds and let the overspray get them. repeat if necessary.

    95. Re:Tailgating by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Now that's an interesting idea- I must try it next time this happens. Hmm, seems to me another option (though this would block the middle mirror) would be to put up one of those foil sun shades in the back window at night.

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    96. Re:Tailgating by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I basically do the same thing when someone is tailgating.

      Of course, there was that one time when I tried to downshift from 5th to 4th when this dude was tailgating me, but I missed and went from 5th to 2nd instead.

      Boy, that guy behind me sure got pissed.......

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    97. Re:Tailgating by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      A 17 year old kid as he put it was not paying attention and locked up his brakes and hit us.
      He was charged with careless driving and allowed to drive HOME!


      Drive HOME?!?!? They should've locked his ass up without bail. That's the only way those kids will learn! Ruin their futures I say. Everyone's a criminal until they can prove otherwise!

      I know everyone likes to believe they were a perfect driver from day 1, but try to remember when you weren't sure when to start braking to make a turn, or how much to slow down. Try to remember the heart stopping moment the first time you hydroplaned or your car didn't do what you expected. That's why teenagers pay a higher insurance premium. Almost everyone learns by making mistakes. A few people learn from other people's mistakes, and we call those people wise, but even they need practice.

      If you're advocating better driver training, then I agree 100%, as driver's ed in this country is a joke. But unless there was malicious intent on the part of the other driver, the accident was just that, and he'll likely be a better driver for it. Yes, it could have been much worse, but it wasn't, and I'm sure everyone's thankful for that. If people were judged on what could have happened -- from narrowly avoiding a collision to not paying 100% attention to our kids -- then we'd ALL be in jail.

    98. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what the rear-window sprayer is for. I've only used it once when a dickhead came right up on my rear bumper and wouldn't get off when I tapped by breaks (the usual back the fuck up signal). He wasn't too happy when his stupid ricer got covered in water.

      I've thought about rigging up some kind of a device that pops up a big middle-finger, but I like your video screen idea better - it's a bit more direct. You could even use a laser system from the company in this story to create an automated system, as soon as it detects someone too close (based on your current rate of speed) it triggers the video screen.

    99. Re:Tailgating by stupidmonkey · · Score: 1

      I also like turning on my lights when it's just starting to get dark. If they're only 2 feet behind someone going 80mph, taking the time to distinguish between tail lights and break lights can be expensive. (I actually did it when I was being tailgated by a cop, he slowed down pretty quick ;)

    100. Re:Tailgating by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

      Warning, assholes in mirror are closer than they appear.

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    101. Re:Tailgating by duguk · · Score: 1

      I hate tailgaters, if someone is close up behind me, I get in the left lane (UK - and if I'm not already in that lane) and I slow down.

      There is no excuse for it. If I'm driving too slow, overtake. If I'm driving too fast, get into the right lane.

      So if you find someone you're tailgating is getting slower and slower, maybe its me. There's an overtaking lane for a reason, if its unsafe, maybe you're going too fast.

      Just because you have 'somewhere to be' is not an excuse to be an unsafe driver. I'm happy to go ten mph if it stops an accident caused by an idiot like the parent going too fast.

      Monkeyboi

    102. Re:Tailgating by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      That's my tactic, too. I was on the Washington DC beltway (75 mph average). It was just me going in the slow lane (about 70) and a lady started tailgating me -- oblivious to the other 3 empty lanes she could pass me in. So, I slowed down slowly... I got down to 40mph with her not noticing before I decided it was too dangerous for her & I sped back to 70. Amazing, though, that she was oblivious on her phone.

    103. Re:Tailgating by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If I had been able to go forward, that would mean I was at the front of the line at the light and thus would have been driving into the rush-hour traffic travelling perpendicular to me and would have gotten t-boned. Not my idea of a good way to reduce the impact of the accident.

      Of course even if there was a safe place for me to go, there's the matter of reaction time. I'm not going to drive off the road onto the sidewalk, pedestrians or no, just because the guy behind me might not stop. By the time I know he isn't, it's often too late to do much other than remind yourself that drunks survive accidents because they're limber and not tensed up.

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    104. Re:Tailgating by LordEd · · Score: 1

      If the TV is small, wouldn't the drivers have to get close to see what you are trying to show them?

    105. Re:Tailgating by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Depending on how well-lit the roads are where one is driving, it may not be enough to go to the low-glade setting on the mirror. On a dark rural road, low-light vision is very important, and there are few enough street lights (or none) that any oncoming car nearly blinds you (even when looking off the side), and lights in your mirrors are still too bright for comfort.

      When that big SUV tailgates me (admittedly, rare on deserted roads -- they usu jsut go around me ;)), I start wishing that I had a dimmer setting for my side-view mirrors, too. (I can point them outwards, at least.)

    106. Re:Tailgating by acherusia · · Score: 1

      And in the 6 years I've been driving on the fairly busy two lane road I use to leave my house, I've even seen one or two people actually follow that law! I may have been hallucinating, though.

    107. Re:Tailgating by Knara · · Score: 1

      But from GP's description of the accident, the rear-ending was totally unjustified. The consequences may not have been severe this time, but the kid was indeed not paying attention. It is understandable when people skid on unexpected ice or oil or something like that, but in this case the only reason for the accident was inattention, which is a symptom of a poor driver, not bad luck.

      What is a "justified" collision? Even if there was weather cops will often ticket you for reckless driving because you weren't "driving appropriate to the weather conditions". The fact of the matter is, there is a penalty for a certain infraction, and the offending driver received it in this case. Saying that "it could have been different" is pointless unless we want to start having probability-based infractions.
    108. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tailgating at night is particularly bothersome. I drove a subcompact car, and an SUV or truck on my tail with its headlights in my eyes is blinding. That's a really dangerous situation on the country roads, where I need to have enough vision to be able to watch for deer, fallen branches, etc.

      My usual approach is to just slow down to the point where I'm not overdriving my vision, but since this tends to anger the clueless fuckers behind me, they will often respond by getting even closer or turning on their brights, which just forces me to slow down even more.


      Which is why the latest automotive lighting product lines from Sylvania and GE pose a real hazard on the roads (not to mention the blinding effect of oncoming traffic). Sylvania's Silverstar and GE's Nighthawk products are a danger to public safety on the roads.

      I have already written a letter of complaint to Sylvania, GE is next on my list. I suggest you all do the same. Letters to local motor vehicle regulatory bodies is also a good idea. Many regions have no regulation on the total lumens emitted from the front of motor vehicles on public roads. Those that do, do not enforce them.

      If people need lights this bright to drive at night, then they should not be driving at night, its that simple. Either they lack vitamin A in their diet or their vision is just too poor. Licensing examinations should include a night vision test as well. These simple measures could save a lot of aggravation and a lot of lives.

      Write letters to Sylvania, GE and your local registry of motor vehicles. Do it now. With enough complaints perhaps they will see the light.
    109. Re:Tailgating by flibbajobber · · Score: 1

      Don't point all three mirrors directly backwards then. Point your wing mirrors wider - you have a much better overall view of what is happening behind you. (Really - Don't knock it until you've tried it. I used to be a "door-handler" but would never go back. And besides, I don't have an athritic neck so I can [and always do] turn my neck if I'm still unsure.)

    110. Re:Tailgating by Ziwcam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Huh? If you want to go faster, just pass me. I'm probably already going 5-10 over the limit, but I'm only going to be in the left lane if I am passing someone, after which I will get back over to the right lane. If it's a two lane road, I can't do much to let you by, and you're just going to have to wait until traffic is clear in the other direction so you can pass. In the meantime, BACK OFF! You, my friend, are the exception, rather than the rule. After spending nearly 6 years in Germany, its so frustrating to come back here and try to drive. Its bad on the surface streets, but even worse on the highways, compared to Germany.

      In Germany, people (tend to) get over as soon as they see you behind them, especially (but not only) on the highways. And on the highways, they don't wait for you to get right behind them, THEN try to find a spot to move over. If you're zooming along at 130 mph and they're only going 100, if they haven't moved over already as they're legally required, they'll get out of the way fairly quickly as soon as they see you.

      [SIGH] I miss that place.
    111. Re:Tailgating by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did you ever notice that people driving slower than you are idiots and that people driving faster than you are maniacs?

    112. Re:Tailgating by subnomine · · Score: 1

      About ten years ago as I drove from Las Vegas to Phoenix, I acquired the tailgating moron from ...what's deeper than Hell?

      She liked to ride my ass at 60mph, at 70mph, at 80mph...so I tried 45mph, 40mph, 35mph... I pulled halfway off the road on the right and waved my arms for her to pass. She didn't; she wouldn't. I sped up to 90mph and left her in my dust then I cruised at 70mph. She appeared in my mirror within 5 minutes and the cycle began again. I slowed down drastically and pulled right and waved my arm out the window. No pass?! I sped up to 90mph! (Who was the maniac here, me or her?) Finally, maybe 20 minutes later, in our third cycle of events, zipping along bumper to bumper at an exhilarating 45mph, I saw her passenger wake up. They had some sort of exchange and she passed me.

      By the way, the passenger was male. Is that relevant? Dunno. Maybe if he had been driving, I would have no story to tell.

    113. Re:Tailgating by cswiger2005 · · Score: 1

      *wince* I bet your poor transmission and engine got kinda pissed, too.

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    114. Re:Tailgating by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Actually there have been a few actual scholarly studies demonstrated by clear data governing purchase of equipment and an increase in citations. It is all about money
      One study I recall looked at voter approval/disapproval of bonds for such and again the relationship to citation rates. There is a clear and casual relationship: less money to the cops, more tickets.
        One shuch study (in regard to Red light cameras) was even reported here. Oh and for the record: my remark was vaild and not a troll. -and I personally have never gotten a speeding ticket.

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    115. Re:Tailgating by cswiger2005 · · Score: 1

      (a) There's a big difference between traffic tickets and confiscating illegal goods/drugs.

      (b) Go pick up a AAA magazine and look for a section they have every issue on the top-10 speed traps. There are counties which make over half their revenue from speeding tickets, generally involving a highway which suddenly switches from 55 or 65 to 35, with a cop 100 feet downwind of the traffic sign, catching everyone non-local who doesn't immediately brake. While you can fight the ticket, you will lose the first round in the local court and have appeal it outside the local county court before you have any real chance.

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    116. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pussy.

    117. Re:Tailgating by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      There was a car coming from the right at that time. Even so I was stopped at a stop light.

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    118. Re:Tailgating by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Dude I didn't say put him in jail did I.
      I simply said that he should have to take a driving course and pass before he could drive again.
      The idea is to prevent someone including the young man from DIEING or being seriously hurt.

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    119. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if he had been driving, I would have no story to tell.

      I'll bet you're absolutely right. For the most part, it seems to me that the male tailgaters are assholes who want to "win" the race at all costs. They'll pass as soon as they get an inch of room to do so, unless they've gotten so full of rage that they want to teach you a lesson by continuing to tailgate you, and you alone.

      The female tailgaters are idiots who are afraid to pass, because anything outside the norm of going straight in their lane is scary and uncomfortable to them. And yet they don't think twice about the much more dangerous practice of tailgating!

    120. Re:Tailgating by feight · · Score: 1

      I do the exact same thing; slowing down seems to quickly disarm them as you're obviously doing the opposite of their wishes. The most annoying ones are the those that tailgate even though there's an open lane. I - on the other hand - generally give a sign of my annoyance to the driver as they pass me. I've learned that something more disconcerting to an annoyed driver than a raised middle finger is a grown man making kissy-faces at them as they drive by. Most the time they don't know how to react and try to drive away as quickly as possible.

    121. Re:Tailgating by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Informative
      Gawkers should have their driving privileges revoked.

      I hear in several european countries, they bring out a big curtain to put around traffic accidents, to keep gawkers from slowing down traffic and causing a bigger mess

      Then you have really stupid people. A few years ago we had some paintings on a building by one of our highways (the kennedy expresway). I saw people stop their cars on the damn expressway, literally zero miles an hour in a traffic lane, to take a pic. The areas was close to a curve as well, so not a lot of long distance cisibility.
    122. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps having a fast car as well. If I'm in the fast lane leaving a reasonable gap between me and the guy in front of me (who's probably tailing the guy in front of him) and some asshole starts tailing me, I just is slow down (without brakes) just to annoy the asshole, then when he tries to pass on the right, I slowly hit the gas to keep up next to him. I have a 550 HP Mustang, so not many people can pass me quickly enough to actually get in front.

      Of course, this just makes things worse and the guy will be so pissed off he'll weave across 5 lanes just to get back in a few cars ahead of me.

      But it sure is fun!

    123. Re:Tailgating by trentblase · · Score: 1

      This is a movie you have to see: http://imdb.com/title/tt0089652/

    124. Re:Tailgating by arevos · · Score: 0
      Tailgating connected to road rage, etc? No kidding! They're tailgating because they're frustrated with drivers.

      The car ahead of you is driving slowly. Do you:

      a) Slow down to increase the distance between your cars, giving yourself a wider field of view and making it easier to overtake.

      b) Speed up and tailgate, restricting your view and making it harder to overtake, whilst simultaneously increasing the risk of a collision, which you'll wind up paying for.

      I propose that the root cause of tailgating is not because the drivers are frustrated, but because they are fucking morons.

    125. Re:Tailgating by xoyoyo · · Score: 1

      (US readers butt out, as you can pass on either side) What are you doing in the righthand lane to begin with? You're supposed to be in the lefthand lane at all times unless overtaking. Bizarrely the only country I've been to that obeys the overtake-then-pull-back-in rule is France. On autoroutes it's almost suspiciously well-mannered. And if you think UK tailgating is bad - try Germany. I have very nearly given up on atheism in the back of German taxis. 10 feet behind the vehicle in front at 150kph, where the vehicle in front is a truck so long its rear axles are still paying tolls in Belgium, is not fun.

      Having said that you're actually doing exactly the right thing by slowing down. Slowing down gently to increase the space in front is the correct response to tailgating as it gives you more time to react on behalf of the cretin behind. And then some twunt pulls into your carefully created safety space. On a motorbike being tailgated is much more exciting as I have much less mass to decelerate so can brake harder and quicker than any cage can (excepting porsches, must be some magical property of the red paint).

      (Plus which obviously being a biker I have supernatural reactions and the right to use the entire road surface up to and including the tops of cars.)

    126. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thought was to create a small plasma generator (not hot plasma, just ionize the heck out of some air) and launch a small jet of the stuff in a rotating magnetic field out of a port in the trunk. The stuff wouldn't last more than about 10-15 feet at highway speeds, but in that range it'd fry the heck out of any electronics, including the engine controller in most cars (thus both forcing the tailgater to back off, due to the sudden loss of all engine functions, and slapping him/her with a nice little repair bill to remind them not to tailgate). The only reason I haven't is that somebody would probably get mad enough to sick the police on me, and I don't particularly relish the side-effects of that encounter...

    127. Re:Tailgating by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      You do realize that in many states it's illegal to tie up the fast lane, right? Why not just move over and let the guy through? You can always move back into the fast lane once he's by.

    128. Re:Tailgating by sustik · · Score: 1

      A mirror or a prism in the back window may keep these idiots driving too close. I know someone who installed foglights in the back and turned it on when being tailgated at night. I do not condone that behaviour, the passive prism defence seems more appropriate.

    129. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine are motorized. Which are great! Especially when, often on interstates, you get someone running with highs just blinding you for miles. I keep adjusting the mirror position until it reflects back into their windshield, blinding them with their own headlights. Works 90% of the time.

    130. Re:Tailgating by archieaa · · Score: 1

      Of course the adult thing to do when you have a tailgater following you is to get out of their way. Change lane where posible or even find a drive way to pull in to to let them by. That being said what fun is it being an adult? I have for some time believed that if a semi truck is tailgating you, they are trying to kill you. As such you should be able return fire. I don't however think that the local police share this view. As always your mileage may vary.

    131. Re:Tailgating by tshak · · Score: 1

      No. People driving poorly are idiots. That could mean people driving like a maniac (weaving in and out of lanes at high speeds) or people casually cruising in the passing lane.

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    132. Re:Tailgating by maxume · · Score: 1

      It's a traffic violation here to 'drive' on the shoulder. I guess you could claim that you were going to stop and then changed your mind or something, but going 5 mph on a two lane highway is more compliant with traffic laws than moving onto the shoulder to let another car pass.

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    133. Re:Tailgating by pluther · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Did you ever notice that people driving slower than you are idiots and that people driving faster than you are maniacs?

      I have noticed that.
      But, fortunately, about 99% of the people on the highway with me tend to be driving at about the same speed.

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    134. Re:Tailgating by maxume · · Score: 1

      Go limp for the impact. If you brace for it, you are gonna break a bone somewhere, probably in your arm. Maybe try to put on your seatbelt and properly adjust your headrest in 2 seconds?

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    135. Re:Tailgating by topham · · Score: 1

      Idiot, she thought you were hot.

      You pull over the the side of the road and wave her in to the passenger side of your car.
      (Ok, it assumes she's attractive and appropriate age...

    136. Re:Tailgating by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I haven't figured out the exact wording yet, but I want a bumpersticker that reads:

      "The only safe and reasonable thing for me to do if you're going to follow so closely is to slow down."

    137. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody likes to be behind a drunk driver.

      Which is pretty stupid if you think about it. If you're in front of the drunk driver and you have to stop, there's a good chance they won't stop in time and will hit you. On the other hand, if you're behind them when they do something crazy, all you have to do is be alert and ready to stop before you get there.

    138. Re:Tailgating by sustik · · Score: 1

      I do not drive an SUV in fact annoyed by their lights like you. However not the height is the problem. The light can be adjusted to point at the road (gasp!). I have encountered several quite high 18 wheelers of which lights did not bother me at all.

      Another useful feature is: assymetric lights as is mandated in Europe. This means more light projected on the right of the road where stalled vehicles, people, deer may stand. (Deer from the left leaves you more time than from the right.) However, I saw assymetric lights in the US which were brighter on the left side!

    139. Re:Tailgating by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      Yes I did, long ago. I've also observed there are far more idiots than maniacs out there.

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    140. Re:Tailgating by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      I usually drive with my cruise control. If someone comes up behind me I just stay at 58 and ignore them. If it's at night I flip off the cruise control then then use the gas to ease the speed down until they get fed up enough to pass. If they have their brights on I don't ease it down; I just let it drop.

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    141. Re:Tailgating by kimvette · · Score: 1
      (US readers butt out, as you can pass on either side)


      Actually, here it is illegal to pass on the right, and illegal to use the left lane as a traveling lane; it is for passing only. The problem here is you get the dumbasses with the cruise control set to 55 because "55 is how I drive" or they might be gabbing on their cellphone or eating twinkies, and being totally incapable of multitasking, fluctuating between 45mph and 55mph, making maintaining a safe following distance behind them somewhere between frustrating and impossible.

      And then, there are invariably those with the cruise control set to 55mph in a 60, 65, or even 70mph zone (substitute 96.6kph, 104.6kph, or 112.6kph if you must) and REFUSING to budge, and take the polite flash to pass (which means "excuse me, I would like to overtake you, could you please kindly move to the right please) as a personal insult or challenge, and then if the right lane DOES open up and you decide to illegally pass on the right, they invariably suddenly discover their accelerator pedal and speed up.

      Yes, you know you're in America when you run into drivers who not only drive badly, but they go well out of their way to be discourteous. :(
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    142. Re:Tailgating by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      Fun experiment on a relatively empty freeway: Find yourself a tailgater, preferably of the "I just like someone else to set the pace and so I'll never pass" variety. Assuming you're on a 60mph freeway, speed up 1 mph every few hundred feet. See how fast you can get going before the tailgater realizes his speed, panics, and backs off.

      Back when I had my (dearly departed) Taurus SHO I got a guy up to 102 mph this way. It was amazing to watch the car drop back once he figured out what was going on.

    143. Re:Tailgating by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I read 'benz' in your comment and for some reason immediatly thought 'diesel.' My friend used to have a diesel Rabbit. When somebody tailgated him, he would just pump the accelerator in such a way that it would pump a big puff of diesel fumes into the front end of the tailgater's car.

      I have often thought of more active practices, like putting a device under the rear of your car/truck that you can use a control to release a squirt or two of brake fluid onto the car behind you, hopefully low enough that they don't notice. Brake fluid will dissolve a car's paint. It's a 'normal' thing to find on the road, and how were you to know that your vehicle was leaking some??

    144. Re:Tailgating by Zex_Suik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jerk, the PRIME reason you are being tailgated is because you are driving slower than them. Reasons to tailgate: --You are too slow in the fast lane (slower traffic keep right) --You are directly responsible for not allowing them to pass (rolling roadblock) --You pulled out in front of them and did not accelerate reasonably (you cut them off!) --You changed lanes in front of them without checking THEIR speed, and for no apparent reason --You are talking on your cellphone or to your passenger and have no idea what you are doing. It is not about CONTROL people, everyone wants to get to where they want to go, so just let them pass, give them some room, it's not that hard. Also do not do the +/-mph thing, use a steady rate of speed, it makes you more predictable and safer to be around. Also I live in AZ, first time I've heard of this and it is ridiculous. We have 'snow birds' here. Retirees that come here in the winter from the colder weather and our traffic is fcked up for months, it is very irritating especially when they do anything in the list above.

    145. Re:Tailgating by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

      On a drive from Denver to Chicago, I had some asshat in a BMW pacing me as soon as I entered Illinois. He (?) was going about 63, and I passed with my cruise at 73. It was midnight, and he stayed 3 or 4 car lengths behind. It was distracting, and not what I wanted after 12 hours of driving. I sped up to 95, lost him, and then slowed down to 73. Fucker caught up and hung on my tail again.

      Did this once more, and then finally exited the highway for a minute. Back on the highway at 73, passed the 63 mph asshat, and sure enough he was on my ass again.

      This time I simply called 911 and asked how to report a drunk driver. Gave the license plate (Michigan WOODY2) and car description, and about 4 minutes later an Illinois Trooper came out of nowhere and pulled him over. This was 79 miles into his asshattedness.

      If he was drunk, he got what was coming. If not, then he was delayed by about as much time as he saved by pacing me.

      I wonder if he saw me wave as the cop pulled up?

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    146. Re:Tailgating by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1
      Like they say, there are only two types of drivers: The assholes in front of you, and the assholes behind you.
      What about the assholes beside you while you're merging from an on-ramp?
    147. Re:Tailgating by weatherguy48 · · Score: 1

      I tailgate only when someone pulls out in front of me. If I'm going 65 MPH down a two lane highway, and you pull out in front of me and decide to take your sweet time speeding up, then I'm going to ride your ass until either I can pass you, or until you get up to the speed I was doing. If you don't get up to speed, then you had no business pulling out in front of me in the first place.

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    148. Re:Tailgating by LoRdTAW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I hear in several european countries, they bring out a big curtain to put around traffic accidents, to keep gawkers from slowing down traffic and causing a bigger mess

      Even that does not work. Some years ago while driving on the I80 in NJ there was a bad enough wreck on the side of the road to warrant a curtain. There were no lanes blocked and you couldn't see jack, just a few emergency vehicles and personnel. Never the less drivers still slowed down backing I80 for miles crawling at 15 to 20 mph.

    149. Re:Tailgating by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

      I believe what you describe is what I call the NASCAR effect.

      Last Spring I was on I20 rolling right along at 72mph. Then suddenly my speed jumped up 4 or 5 mph. What gives? There was this pickup truck a couple of feet behind he. He had entered my slipstream and gave me a boost. I like my car and life so I moved into the right lane quickly (we were passing another car at the time).

      Thanks,
      Jim Burke

    150. Re:Tailgating by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      I don't have cruise control, so I do this all the time. People still tailgate me.

      ..and yet you do it all the time anyhow. Innnteresting. :-) I guess YMMV, I have noticed it works great, because it requires people to pay attention, and most tailgaiting is just people not paying attention.

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    151. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      From your story, he was not driving with any indication of drunkenness. You should be incarcerated for filing a false police report.

    152. Re:Tailgating by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      The problem is in the US there isn't an actual law that the(for us left, for you right) lane is the passing lane,and you get idiots who play wingmanwith the car in the lane beside them. Thus cops never pull anyone over for it.

    153. Re:Tailgating by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Well what else were they supposed to do with him aside from allow him to drive home? The legal system has two options: Arrest or release. Without due process, nothing else could have (or should have) been done.

    154. Re:Tailgating by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      Typical immature /. moderation of an opinion they're too afraid to consider.

      Look, there are good and bad tailgaters, as well as good and bad tailgatees. It depends on the situation. If you are rolling along, blocking the highway in the left (or middle) lane, then you deserve to be tailgated, and possibly rammed. Neither provides a fully satisfactory outcome for the tailgater, however.

      OTOH, in the absence of the above condition, tailgating is definitely uncalled for, and is only done by assholes.

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    155. Re:Tailgating by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, I haven't.

      You can drive slower than me and not be an idiot: don't hog the passing lane, don't match the speed of the drivers in the lanes who are right next to you (thus creating a wall), and be going at least 60 mph when you merge onto a freeway.

      You can drive much faster than me and not be a maniac: just take the first opportunity to go around me (I probably won't be in the left lane, or will quickly vacate it when I see your speed) rather than tailgate, and don't change lanes close enough to me such that I panic.

    156. Re:Tailgating by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Maybe their needs to be a third option. His mother was their.
      The problem will not go away until I wasn't paying attention is no longer acceptable.

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    157. Re:Tailgating by scatters · · Score: 1

      Before I left the UK, I took my Advanced Drivers License (or whatever it's called these days), and the course taught a progressive reduction in speed until the driver behind is at a safe stopping distance.

      The sad reality is that everyone on the road thinks that they are more important and have busier schedules that everyone else on the road. This is evidenced by people who run red lights and stop signs, just to save a few minutes on their journey.

      The other sad reality is that most drivers have no idea what their reaction and stopping distance is, or how that distance is affected by different road conditions.

      In the UK, the Highway Code lists average stopping distance at various speeds, along with a relative number of car lengths. I didn't see anything similar on the Washington or Idaho license exams (granted I didn't have to take the lessons).

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    158. Re:Tailgating by kd5ujz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bounce a "D" cell battery off the road, into his radiator. The road slow it down on the first bounce enough to put a nasty dent into something, if not the radiator.

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    159. Re:Tailgating by Aldavis2 · · Score: 1

      Asymmetrical lights have been used in the US from the 60s, that why the old sealed beam bulbs are keyed. Each light throws most of the light to the right, also the light output on the right side is aimed higher. If you shine your headlights on a wall it will output a pattern like this ___--___--. What you were seeing just mis aimed light on the left.

    160. Re:Tailgating by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Some drunk drivers tend "focus" on another vehicle, and just follow what it's doing. I've heard of plenty of accidents involving drunks that focus on a vehicle on the side of the road and just drive right into it. Of course, sleepy drivers will do the same thing.

    161. Re:Tailgating by plasmoidia · · Score: 1
      Actually, here it is illegal to pass on the right, and illegal to use the left lane as a traveling lane
      Actually, that depends on what state you are in. In Alabama, for example, it is legal to pass on the right (though the driving handbooks do advise you to be careful when doing so, as it is illegal in some states and might catch an out-of-state driver off guard).
    162. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I tailgate only when someone pulls out in front of me. Two wrongs don't make a right.

      If I'm going 65 MPH down a two lane highway, and you pull out in front of me and decide to take your sweet time speeding up, then I'm going to ride your ass until either I can pass you, or until you get up to the speed I was doing. For god's sake, WHY? You're not getting anywhere any faster, the other car is still in front of you. All you're doing is being an asshole (whether or not the other car is driven by an asshole too is irrelevant), you're causing congestion (queues just wouldn't happen if people kept their distance), and you're increasing the risk for an accident (where YOU and YOUR car probably would take the worst damage).

      If something in front of you is moving slower than you are, then you ONLY have two acceptable options:
      1. SLOW DOWN to keep a safe distance
      or
      2. OVERTAKE

      The fact, or your opinion, that the object in front of you "really shouldn't be there or be moving at that slow speed" is totally irrelevant! If you're unable to accept and adapt to this, then you shouldn't be permitted to be on public roads.
    163. Re:Tailgating by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, don't tailgate if you aren't in the passing lane (I get these morons quite a bit - I'm not in the passing lane, the passing lane can even be open, and they prefer to ride my bumper. I don't get it). If you have to be in the right hand lane because your exit is coming up, deal with it. Don't tailgate someone in the passing lane if there is another car in front of them moving at the same pace. There is nothing the car in front of you can do to move faster, and tailgating them is simply dangerous and stupid. Also, if someone is using the passing lane the way its intended, but a little slower than you would like, don't tailgate them, because they intend to move back over when they are done passing and you'll be on your way. Tailgating them just pisses them off, and accomplishes nothing.

    164. Re:Tailgating by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      My strategy is to slow down, but subtly, so they don't register that I'm pissed at them.

      I drop the transmission into 3rd and slightly let off the gas while watching the mirror. If the tailgater really isn't paying attention, I'm prepared to accelerate of course.

      -b.

    165. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You should properly site George Carlin for that quote.

    166. Re:Tailgating by Jose · · Score: 1

      This is why you always always always have to pay attention. Assume the car approaching from behind will not stop. You probably could have avoided that accident.

      I can't wait until VR system become good/cheap enough to be used for driving simulations, *and* become mandatory for getting a drivers license. You can put learners into hundreds, or thousands of very dangerous situations that they may never actually see in their real life...but they can be at least somewhat prepared for it. teach them winter driving, wet weather, fog, city driving, etc etc etc. Tie that with graduated licensing and there will never be an accident again!! (k, yea, I've gone too far)

      it could be a huge business if you could get gov't to make it mandatory...one of you guys should do it.

      note: if you do pull it off, don't make it mandatory for people when they renew their licenses. I would be mad at you.

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    167. Re:Tailgating by alshithead · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you why your karma got pounded.

      1. If you're like me then your reflexes and driving skills are in the top 10%. That means the other 90% aren't capable of driving to our abilities.

      2. I recognize #1 and drive like a human being to keep from being in an accident because others' skills aren't on my level.

      3. Those who are skilled drivers and those who aren't both cuss you for being an aggressive, asshole of a driver.

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    168. Re:Tailgating by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      But how can you tell the idiots from the non-idiots? Hmm? The only way to be sure is to provoke them all by tailgating.

      Being a non-idiot (as we all are, of course) never pays. And the people who claim to tolerate non-idiots usually don't have enough patience for the non-idiots by the time they're done dealing with the other idiots on the road to actually prove that they aren't idiots themselves. It's a vicious circle.

      I found one way to mostly avoid it though : I don't drive during rush hour.

      Z.

    169. Re:Tailgating by alshithead · · Score: 1

      Thank you for showing the common sense that is missing from most drivers. I think it is WAY too easy to get a license here in the US. Common courtesy is non-existent and people pay WAY too much attention to tasks other than the one at hand...driving. I will only talk on the phone hands free and then only for a very brief conversation. I don't eat while driving, and I certainly don't shave, put on makeup, or read while driving. Skillful driving requires paying attention!

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    170. Re:Tailgating by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I found one way to mostly avoid it though : I don't drive during rush hour.

      My "solution" is to live in a small town that doesn't have regular back-ups. (Though they've figured how to significantly slow down sparse traffic!)

      You might be interested in my latest journal entry. (Any way to de-archive it, or do I just have to re-post it to allow comments?)

    171. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Reaction time implies that the driver is paying attention enough TO react. Many of them are too busy on the phone, eating, drinking, watching DVDs, playing with PDAs, notebooks, iPods, etc, to pay much attention to the act of driving.

      If you are in command of a multi-ton vehicle going down the road at 80mph, THAT should be the primary task.

      If the phone rings, let it ring. If it was important, the caller will call back later or leave a message.

      If a song you don't like comes on the radio, deal with it. Your life won't be the slightest bit less fun if you have to hear an extra song or commercial.

      If you can't eat and drive, put down the damn food. If you can't drink coffee and drive, drop the habit you addict.

      When crossing a railroad track, it's in your best interest to put down the damn phone, turn off the DVD, and look to see if you might be in danger of getting your butt run over by something that will hardly feel the bump when it hits your car.

      When coming up to a stop sign, stop you stupid idiot. Put down the phone. Push the brake pedal. Wait for the car to stop. This is easy. Try it. Warning: I do stop. Long and hard. If you tailgate, I drive slower and slower and stop longer and longer.

      Don't make me pullover and drop in behind you, unless you want to go deaf and blind. My car may look innocent but it packs the airhorn off a Freightliner and more foglights than are technically road-legal. And I use both.

    172. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been a while since I've had to study the driving books but I believe the rule of thumb here (USA) is that you add a car length for every 10 MPH over 25. At 25 or less, I think it's one car length as long as weather isn't a factor.

      As for getting tailgaters to back off, I'll simply down shift, slow down very briefly, and immediately accelerate. Nothing that would actually cause them to hit me, just enough to make them wonder if my tail lights work and get them to back off. Jim

    173. Re:Tailgating by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's much too small but it is the right idea. I want something big and impossible not to notice.

      How perfect it would be to flash "GO AROUND ASSHAT" as I slow down to pull to the right....

    174. Re:Tailgating by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      What about the assholes beside you while you're merging from an on-ramp?

      Those "assholes" have no legal observation whatsoever to move over. You're supposed to find a hole in traffic, match speeds, and move in. That's why it's called "merging" - you merge with the traffic already there.

      My local paper had an interesting article about this the other day. They came to the conclusion that the real assholes are those who expect an entire lane of traffic to move for them because they completely fail at driving.

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    175. Re:Tailgating by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

      I've got a rear view mirror that automatically dims relative to the light it sees.
      That's cool... but I still get burned with those side mirrors. :)
      Seriously, some people just tailgate on purpose to be jerks. There can be 5 cars each in every lane ahead of them, and they'll pick a lane, not even always the passing lane, and get as close as they can to the trailing car in that lane. These are the same people that will pull around behind you to the left from the lane to your right, pass you on the left, then take the exit 3 lanes to the right cutting off people, not starting to turn right until after the white lines start up closing off the exit. They think they're cool, they think they're driving a racing simulator. They don't understand what a danger they are to others, or maybe that itself encourages them and makes them feel powerful.

      Seriously, I feel like getting a camcorder and a friend to drive, taking video of these clowns including their license plates, and putting them on the web. But I know they'd shoot me.

    176. Re:Tailgating by fm6 · · Score: 1
      How about, when you're being tailgated, there's maybe a reason? Like you're going too slow?
      You're about the twentieth person to make that asinine comment. I avoid the left lane precisely because I got tired of dealing with assholes like you — and I still get tailgated.
    177. Re:Tailgating by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was just thinking of something as simple as front brake lights.

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    178. Re:Tailgating by WNight · · Score: 1

      Some people think they're better drivers than average. Of those, some are correct. It's really not hard to be safer than most - don't give in to road rage, don't use anything but stereo presets, if you're going to talk, don't dial the phone at least, don't tailgate...

      Really, I feel that if anyone misuses a tool in such a way as to do something that would have killed someone, if they had been there, that their license should be revoked, because, obviously, they would have killed someone.

      If you want to go practice crazy driving on empty roads and can have say that you drifted into the other lane because you were practicing extreme braking on an obviously deserted road, at least you were thinking about others. For someone who runs up onto the sidewalk at 20kph and crushes a parking meter while on the phone, we should bill them for the meter and take their license away as the result of an unsafe driving charge.

      Some people really are better drivers, and some really are much worse - I know some people who I've only ever ridden with once...

      I see no reason to give the idiots infinite chances until they kill someone, when it should be immediately obvious that they don't understand the task at hand and will eventually fail.

    179. Re:Tailgating by EricTheO · · Score: 1

      Thank you for saying what I often voice to others in a vehicle I am driving or riding in. I would add, to avoid the panic issue, that if you cut me off, at least be using your turn signal and don't drive slower than me once you are in my lane. Also in a traffic scholl years ago, a CHP Officer was teaching the class, reminded everone that an Onramp is also known as an Acceleration Lane. Too many people wait until the Onramp merges with traffic to start accelerating. This creates a very dangerous situation, i.e.- rear-enders, side-swipes from people trying to dodge the slow car merging.

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    180. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real problem in the US is that most people take their driving exams at the age of 16 then are never evaluated again as anything but more or less expensive to insure. A mediocre but passing grade on the exam at 16 leading up to a life of bad driving is just asking for an accident. People should have to retest every decade or so.

    181. Re:Tailgating by fm6 · · Score: 1

      There are some pretty stupid comments in this thread, but yours is by far the stupidest. Blinding other drivers, yeah, that's clever. Hope you have a good lawyer.

    182. Re:Tailgating by moogleii · · Score: 1

      Same with California.

    183. Re:Tailgating by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      I don't agree with the principle of stereotypes
      But of course you are going to do it anyway!

      poor Mexicans
      Most of the problems I have when driving are with White poople yakking on cell phones when they should be paying attention to their driving. Yet I am not stupid enough to say all White people are shitty drivers...
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    184. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even easier, hook up a switch to turn on your reverse lights. When a tailgater gets up behind you, slow down a little bit and flip the lights on.

      Usually they freak out and slam on the brakes. Problem solved. :-)

    185. Re:Tailgating by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      On a motorbike being tailgated is much more exciting as I have much less mass to decelerate so can brake harder and quicker than any cage can IIRC, the difference between a motorbike and a car is few meters at best. True, that few meters can be decisive, but it's not like "cages" are dramatically worse than motorbikes. And it's a lot easier to brake effectively on a car: just step on them. Motorbikes can be a lot harder. Compared to cars, ABS-brakes are not that common in motorbikes, and you need to balance between front-brakes and rear-brakes. In reality all that could mean that by the time car has stopped moving, the motorbike is still sliding forward, since the driver of the motorbike does not know how to brake properly.

      But, all motorbike-drivers are good drivers, right?
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    186. Re:Tailgating by Curien · · Score: 1

      In countries where people actually know how to drive, you are required to allow a vehicle to merge in front of you. A driver on the freeway is expected to realize that there is an upcoming merge point and vacate the rightmost lane if possible or slow down if necessary; vehicles ahead of him in the merge lane have the right-of-way. In these countries, the speed limit is usually higher than in the US and on-ramps are shorter; yet we seem to manage just fine.

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    187. Re:Tailgating by anagama · · Score: 1
      Of course the adult thing to do when you have a tailgater following you is to get out of their way. Change lane where posible or even find a drive way to pull in to to let them by.

      I remember once driving in S. Cal in a torrential downpour -- I'm from WA and a bit more used to wet driving -- anyway, I was on the freeway and it was like a giant puddle. I had slowed to 50 (this is when the speed limit was 55 BTW) because of the road conditions. I saw a person coming up behind me at a high rate of speed and I began slowing as soon as she was in the passing lane to let her get by quicker. Good thing too -- she hyrdoplaned right off the road and smashed into the bushes when she went from the outside lane to the inside. It's great when courtesy is properly rewarded.
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    188. Re:Tailgating by jnieuwen · · Score: 1

      > I have very nearly given up on atheism in the back of German taxis. 10 feet behind the vehicle in front at 150kph,
      > where the vehicle in front is a truck so long its rear axles are still paying tolls in Belgium, is not fun.

      Although 10 feet is indeed very close, there sometimes is a very good reason to drive closer than 2 seconds behind the car in front of you, when driving over 150kph on the German highway. If you keep the 2 seconds distance between you and the car in front of you this gap can be over 100 meter. Some people (mostly with yellow license plates and bikes on the top of their car) believe they can merge into that gap with their 100kph or less. So driving one second behind the car in front of you, which avoids this merging, is in fact safer.

    189. Re:Tailgating by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "You can drive slower than me and not be an idiot: don't hog the passing lane, don't match the speed of the drivers in the lanes who are right next to you (thus creating a wall), and be going at least 60 mph when you merge onto a freeway."

      Not in Memphis. 50 MPH is the limit on the ramps. Some of them are so sharp of a turn-off that quite a few SUVs going at that speed to get on end up flipping or rolling, or losing control and doing a side-dive into the k-rail. I see that about once a week.

      Unless it happens to be raining, then EVERYONE drives like they're in NASCAR!

      Have you ever traveled the I-240/I-55 Malfunction Junction after a rainstorm?? Ask ANY trucker - it's either that or Hwy.78 (aka Lamar Ave.) off to Shelby drive that will near kill your ass at any given moment! Crosswinds of great force (living on a bluff has disadvantages) idiot drivers on TWO cell phones with the radio blaring, speed-racer ricers (mostly white wannabes,) and all sorts of moronic drivers from Mississippi, usually driving pickup trucks. I daresay Memphis is worse than Dallas' LBJ, and I've lived in both places. California traffic seems weak compared to those nightmares.

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    190. Re:Tailgating by xoyoyo · · Score: 1

      But, all motorbike-drivers are good drivers, right?

      Didn't you read my post? We're all ex AMA racers with surgically enhanced nervous systems

    191. Re:Tailgating by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I believe if you're referring to the Kennedy expressway in Chicago, you're also referring to the building Lasalle Bank has painted frequently (which currently has a large mural of Chicago Marathon runners breaking through a brick wall). The painting/mural work is fantastic, but I think a poor location choice.

    192. Re:Tailgating by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      IMO the offenses for which tickets are issued track more closely with those offenses which are cheapest or easiest to detect. There are plenty of offenses which are dangerous which receive no attention at all simply because detecting them doesn't generate sufficient revenue to justify doing so. I'm all for enforcing the law, but the refusal of police forces to enforce laws that they cannot enforce while sitting at the side of the road munching a donut and slurping coffee or simply by installing a camera fills me with distaste for the whole worthless lot of them.

      Preventing tailgating is a good start. So long as they're not nailing the poor bastard who was maintaining a 2 second gap until some idiot changed lanes and reduced the gap to .5 seconds.

      Another would be to nail the idiots who change lanes when there's a motorcycle alongside them. Head checks people! (i.e. turn your head and take a look)

      Better yet, shoot the idiot who told my employers insurance company that motorcyclists are safer when wearing a high visibility vest.

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    193. Re:Tailgating by orangeyoda · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Bizarrely the only country I've been to that obeys the overtake-then-pull-back-in rule is France. On autoroutes it's almost suspiciously well-mannered." There's a reason behind this, on french roads the road signs are extreamly close to the junctions, along with very dangerous entry / exit ramps you have to pull back in to be able to get off the road safely, however the right hand lane is not very safe due to the junctions. Most UK / US / Germany junctions are like this

      <----/----\---< Exit ramp first , entry ramp after
      >----\----/--->

      Most french junctions are .
      <----\---/----< Entry ramp first, exit ramp after
      >----/---\---->
      So most of the time at junctions there is crossing traffic, entry trying to come onto the autoroute and traffic trying to come off the autoroute at the same time.
    194. Re:Tailgating by sustik · · Score: 1

      Google and wikipedia searches bring up:

      "You can blame U.S. road-sign regulations for some of the HID glare. U.S. signs aren't universally lighted and don't all reflect light the same. Thus, headlights have to throw some light upward and outward, to make sure you can read overhead and roadside signs, according to federal regulations.

      In Europe, home of most of the world's 2 million HID-lighted vehicles, glare seldom is mentioned. European road signs routinely and consistently are lighted, so headlights needn't beam up and, in fact, are required not to. That keeps the light out of other drivers' eyes."

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlight :

      "There are two different beam pattern and headlamp construction standards in use in the world: The UNECE ("United Nations Economic Commission for Europe") standard, which is allowed or required in virtually all industrialized countries except the United States, and the SAE standard that is mandatory only in the US. The differences between the two standards are primarily in the amount of glare permitted towards other drivers on low beam (SAE permits much more glare), the minimum amount of light required to be thrown straight down the road (SAE requires more), and the specific locations within the beam at which minimum and maximum light levels are specified. ECE low beams are characterized by a distinct horizontal "cutoff" line at the top of the beam. Below the line is bright, and above is dark. On the side of the beam facing away from oncoming traffic (right in right-traffic countries, left in left-traffic countries), this cutoff sweeps or steps upward to direct light to road signs and pedestrians. SAE low beams may or may not have a cutoff, and if a cutoff is present, it may be of several different forms. Proponents of each system decry the other as inadequate and unsafe: U.S. proponents of the SAE system claim that the ECE low beam cutoff gives short seeing distances and inadequate illumination for overhead road signs, while international proponents of the ECE system claim that the SAE system produces too much glare."

      The cars in the USA may have well used asymmetric headlights since the 1960. However, the exact specs of what is mandated are different from those used in Europe. My personal experience matches what is described above: to much glare to oncoming traffic in the USA.

    195. Re:Tailgating by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Isn't it a requirement to pass anyone going under 90mph in California?

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    196. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or by ploughing through the pedestrians on the cross-walk?

      Was it a farmer's market?

    197. Re:Tailgating by salec · · Score: 1

      Besides, that cab was driving closely behind fast moving huge, tall vehicle cutting the air in front, effectively in a sub-pressure bubble, saving quite substantial amount of fuel (knowing their psychology, probably no taxi driver on Earth could resist the opportunity to save on "expenses" side of trip for a bit of hazard).

    198. Re:Tailgating by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't curtains actually make things worse? People will still try and see around the curtain (if it doesn't go all the way round) or through (if not opaque enough, or if it touches the wrecked cars and shapes might still be visible). However, given how much harder it is to see anything that way, people will slow down even more. Even if everything is set up perfectly and indeed "you can't see jack", people will still try to catch a glimpse...

    199. Re:Tailgating by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I hate tailgaters, if someone is close up behind me, I get in the left lane (UK - and if I'm not already in that lane) and I slow down. Umm, that's basically what the tailgater expects you to do, you did the right thing! Usually people tailgate if there's a slowpoke before them in the passing lane who won't move. If he moves, well all is fine and dandy!

      It's those slowpokes that stay forever in the passing lane that are the problem.

      There is no excuse for it. If I'm driving too slow, overtake. Except that not all slowpokes are as considerate as you...

      If I'm driving too fast, get into the right lane. Tailgating because somebody is going too fast? How does that work?
    200. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's only under 85mph in California.

    201. Re:Tailgating by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Not in Memphis. 50 MPH is the limit on the ramps. Some of them are so sharp of a turn-off that quite a few SUVs going at that speed to get on end up flipping or rolling, or losing control and doing a side-dive into the k-rail. I see that about once a week.

      Sounds like an intelligent design, removing all of the SUV owners from the gene pool!

    202. Re:Tailgating by morie · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands, my experience is that if I leave a safe distance, someone will see this as "space" and will move his car in the gap, thereby reducing my safe driving to just "going back in the line one place".

      Then again, dutchman can't drive. Probably because they spend more time in traffic jams than actually driving at a normal speed.

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    203. Re:Tailgating by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Ah, but we have snipers behind the curtain !

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    204. Re:Tailgating by rwjyoung · · Score: 1

      I thought it went:
      Its not the asshole in front and its not the asshole behind, it's the asshole behind the man in front and in front of the man behind.

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    205. Re:Tailgating by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an intelligent design, removing all of the SUV owners from the gene pool!

      Especially if the SUV is full of their children!

      Ha. No.

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    206. Re:Tailgating by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      a) Slow down to increase the distance between your cars, giving yourself a wider field of view and making it easier to overtake.

      ... and allowing one more slowpoke into the gap?

      b) Speed up and tailgate, restricting your view and making it harder to overtake, whilst simultaneously increasing the risk of a collision, which you'll wind up paying for.

      ... and make it understood to the slowpoke before you that he is indeed a slowpoke? If you are too far away, maybe he honestly doesn't notice that he's holding up traffic, as you look as if you were quite comfortable with his slow pace...
    207. Re:Tailgating by geodescent · · Score: 1

      I'm from Dallas and the only worry I ever had about LBJ was the mattresses in the road at night. :-)

    208. Re:Tailgating by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1
      n the UK, the Highway Code lists average stopping distance at various speeds, along with a relative number of car lengths. I didn't see anything similar on the Washington or Idaho license exams (granted I didn't have to take the lessons).
      When I got my license here in Florida (10+ years ago) it was on there.
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    209. Re:Tailgating by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1
      If you're like me then your reflexes and driving skills are in the top 10%. That means the other 90% aren't capable of driving to our abilities.
      Having never met you nor seen you drive I cannot automatically deny your claim as false. For all I know you drive WRC. I will say though that, almost with exception, I have never met someone who did not overestimate his or her driving ability, and quite often to the point that they would likely think that they "are in the top 10%." Its natural for this to happen. I probably think I'm a lot better computer programmer than I actually am. The difference lies in the fact that a mistake caused by my overestimation of my coding ability will likely not lead to anyone's death. Overestimating your ability in a car can, and likely will eventually at least cause some sort of damage.
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    210. Re:Tailgating by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1
      Yes I did, long ago. I've also observed there are far more idiots than maniacs out there.
      Than the low of averages says you're probably driving too fast. :)
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    211. Re:Tailgating by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I also have noticed that 90% people during my dayly commute are driving with my speed (+-5mph) and exactly in the manner I drive, so your presumably ironic observation is actually not far from being absolutely true.

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    212. Re:Tailgating by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Inasmuch as I can google it out by myself that "gawker" is the term used much more often than the "rubbernecker", I prefer the latter. And my NYC driver manual uses it (I know, 'cause I had to pass the written test 3 times).

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    213. Re:Tailgating by garwain · · Score: 1

      >Tailgating at night is particularly bothersome In a compact car you are often blinded, but try a large pickup or industrial van, and these little buggers can completely disappear when they get too close.

    214. Re:Tailgating by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      The assholes in front of you, and the assholes behind you.

      To be more precise, most people who are still in front of me are driving too fast, and are therefore "maniacs." The people behind me were driving way too slow, so they are "morons."

      Most driving problems only occur when there is some maniac behind you that can't get by, or some moron in front of you that just won't speed up or get out of the way.

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    215. Re:Tailgating by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      c) I maintain my speed and switch lanes to pass, if possible. If I can't switch lanes, I match the slowpoke's speed at a safe distance until I CAN pass.

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    216. Re:Tailgating by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Having never met you nor seen you drive I cannot automatically deny your claim as false

      Or you could have asked him how many years he's been driving, how many accidents he's been involved in, and how many driving infractions he's been ticketed for...

      I have 20 years of driving under my seatbelt, with 0 accident and 0 ticket.

    217. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could play a bit with you're mirror until his lights reflects back in his own eyes.
      Definetly worth the effort!

    218. Re:Tailgating by strikethree · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Yet another post (about once or twice a year) that should be at +6 or higher. Sane. Rational. Reasonable. (choose any two? (sorry, couldn't resist) )

      strike

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    219. Re:Tailgating by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      My local paper had an interesting article about this the other day. They came to the conclusion that the real assholes are those who expect an entire lane of traffic to move for them because they completely fail at driving.

      Yes, the person getting on the highway is supposed to find the hole, but I think it's basic manners to get over to the center or left lane if you are able to do so and somebody is attempting to merge. I can't tell you how much it pisses me off when somebody matches my speed as I attempt to merge and hangs out in the right lane when the left lane is open for half a mile behind us.

      Most truckers are polite enough to get in the left lane if they see you merging. If a trucker can move his 18 wheel/75 foot long rig over then I think you can manage to move your SUV without too much trouble.

      If everybody drove with the manners of most professional truckers the roads would be a much nicer place.

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    220. Re:Tailgating by nametaken · · Score: 1

      A few years ago we had some paintings on a building by one of our highways (the kennedy expresway). I saw people stop their cars on the damn expressway

      Yeah, but it IS really cool. ;)

    221. Re:Tailgating by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Oh, and they do occasionally use the sheet here... only it's often held up by police or CSO's.

      The last I'd heard of that being done was when a train around here plowed through a lady's car that was stopped (broken down?) on the tracks. The worst part was that her phone was beeping in the car with a voicemail. Her husband had seen a bad accident and called his wife to see if she was ok. My buddy was on duty when it happened... he was holding the sheet. One of the most awful stories I've ever heard. :(

    222. Re:Tailgating by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      ...especially if you've plumbed the rear washer to spray brake fluid from your back bumper :D

    223. Re:Tailgating by theRiallatar · · Score: 1

      In many states, the onramp is about twenty feet long after a sharp righthand turn near the end. It may be intended to be an acceleration lane, but in practice, it rarely works. (I live in Pennsylvania and this could be a symptom of poor road design)

    224. Re:Tailgating by arevos · · Score: 1

      ... and allowing one more slowpoke into the gap?

      It may be a feature of the British road system, but I can't think of many ways this would happen. Generally speaking, slow drivers don't do a lot of overtaking, and oncoming traffic has priority at junctions. Perhaps this could occur at sliproads, but sliproads usually only run into multi-lane roads, so only the slow lane would be affected by this.

      ... and make it understood to the slowpoke before you that he is indeed a slowpoke?

      Uhuh. That's about as effective and intelligent as staring down the barrel of a gun to check if it's loaded. Secondly, if someone tailgates you, the advised and safest course of action is to maximise your stopping distance, which frequently means slowing down. Thus, tailgating a good driver will only cause you to slow down further, and tailgating an bad driver merely raises the risk of a collision, whilst simultaneously making it much harder for you to overtake.

    225. Re:Tailgating by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You can fit the same number of kids in a Monte Carlo, Tarus, or even a Honda...

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    226. Re:Tailgating by nschubach · · Score: 1

      What we need is to label the left most lane a passing lanes so people will hopefully realize that they are in the wrong lane. Think of it like the carpool lane markings.

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    227. Re:Tailgating by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1
      Or you could have asked him how many years he's been driving, how many accidents he's been involved in, and how many driving infractions he's been ticketed for...
      While those are good affirmative indicators, when present, of a bad driver, the absence of them does not a good driver make. What if he only drives once a week? Then if he has seven yrs. of safe driving that would be the equivalent of the average person's one or two. There are also other indicators. I have seen some very poor drivers who aren't ever IN accidents, but the defensive driving that others must do because of their actions cause accidents that they never even notice. Example: I was driving across a bridge yesterday on my way to work. A person about 100 ft. in front and to the right of me decides he wants to be in the lane to his right. So he gets over. What he doesn't seem to notice is that there is a car there. The person in that car had to slam on their brakes and turn the wheel to the right to avoid the collision. Only problem was that this was the far most right lane. After a second or two of almost losing control (turning left to not hit the wall of the bridge, turning right to not hit the person who cut them off, repeat) they regained and were okay. I could have easily imagined it not turning out nearly as well for that person and the person who cut them off wouldn't even have gotten involved. To assume that you driving poorly will only cause YOU to get an accident is absurd.
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    228. Re:Tailgating by TWX · · Score: 1

      When a large number of people of a given racial makeup decorate their motor vehicles with bad stick-on pinstriping, RWD-offset wheels on a FWD car, and pictures of Our Lady of Guadalupe, they marginalize themselves and draw attention to characteristics that make them different. And honestly, I'm a little tired of seeing these vehicles with Sonora or Chihuahua-issued license plates being driven badly and causing traffic problems.

      Cell Phones are a universal problem that cross racial and economic lines around here. I saw a guy who looked like he was competing against Sanford and Son, complete with beat up old truck, who broke down on a freeway offramp and got out his cell phone. It was the weirdest thing.

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    229. Re:Tailgating by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You can fit the same number of kids in a Monte Carlo, Tarus, or even a Honda...

      A Taurus seats 8?

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    230. Re:Tailgating by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Uhhhh, I modded the car to burn propane?
      No! Solar! I glued hundreds of old calculators all over it and hooked their solar power cells to an electric engine...

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    231. Re:Tailgating by nschubach · · Score: 1

      What SUV seats 8?

      Last I checked the Envoy and everything else I'd consider a "sport" utility has 3 seats in the back and 2 up front. The only thing that I've seen go above this are vans and those way oversized vehicles [Armada (8), Expedition (7), Escalade (7)]. I wouldn't even consider them "sport" utility vehicles. They should rightly get a commercial vehicle tag so you have to get special training to drive them so that you can operate them on the road without interrupting the flow of traffic.

      I pitty you if you have 6 kids. Maybe it's time to get some protection instead of complaining to everyone else about your problems driving an SUV on the same road everyone else has no problems with?

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    232. Re:Tailgating by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of the other kind of tailgating. The one with all the cooking and eating going on. Are the police going to ticket people for having their grills too hot? Too many grills in a small area?

      Oh driving tailgating... too close to lunch time

    233. Re:Tailgating by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i don't know if you remember when Dennis Rodman was painted up on there. I was coming from north and saw the idiots stop, stupid. It sucked because they had to repaint it for safety reasons, but before that they sued to have some great chicago people (Jordan, Joe Montegna)

    234. Re:Tailgating by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      My solution is to drive a crown victoria police interceptor in an area where most police vehicles are of the same type. I usually hold on to the left lane, because generally I set the speed limit. Now this works out nicely (for me) because I can drive 15-20 over and everyone else (including speeders behind me) drive more cautiously because they don't want a ticket. Essentially no one tries to overtake / undertake me and if I were to slow down, then so would everyone else - creating a bottleneck. That is all.

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    235. Re:Tailgating by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I've known people with subcompacts to put big mirror segments in the back windows of their cars. It's only upsetting to people whose big lights are up high.

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    236. Re:Tailgating by BytePusher · · Score: 1

      I've found one of the causes for the overestimate phenomenon is other drivers watching out for 'the crazy one.' The trouble is that while 'the crazy one' might not get into accidents often the accidents they do get in are high velocity. Many people are shocked that I've only been in one accident after 10 years of driving. I am too. However, looking back, the one accident I was in, which was not technically my fault (rear-ended going 0mph by a driver going 50mph fortunately my car was thrown up into the air as his slid under mine), could have been prevented had I been more cautious, aware and predictable. Good drivers do not get from point A to point B as fast as possible; They get there alive. All to often we feel overly safe while driving, because in general we humans are pretty intelligent, adaptive to various circumstances and self-preserving. However, when you think about the result of a near instantaneous change in speed, from 50mph to 0mph, on your body you realize that driving is a delicate dance with death in a crowded ball room and no one really knows how to dance.

    237. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I have friends who are really good shots and like to shoot out those fog lights of yours. Then they switch to paint guns...

    238. Re:Tailgating by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Last I checked the Envoy and everything else I'd consider a "sport" utility has 3 seats in the back and 2 up front.

      Those are mini-SUV's, for girly men. :)

      The only thing that I've seen go above this are vans and those way oversized vehicles [Armada (8), Expedition (7), Escalade (7)].

      You're missing an entire category, Suburbans, Durangos, etc. Have you seen those before?

      I wouldn't even consider them "sport" utility vehicles.

      OK, but everybody else does, so let's work with the generally accepted definition so language has meaning.

      They should rightly get a commercial vehicle tag so you have to get special training to drive them so that you can operate them on the road without interrupting the flow of traffic.

      The same can be said of full-sized pickup-trucks. Good idea.

      I pitty you if you have 6 kids.

      Nope. Some people do. And some people have a few kids and friends. I rented a Durango last weekend to take the extended family on a 3 hour trip to an amusement park. It got about 25MPG on the highway.

      The other alternative was taking a minivan that gets 19MPG and a Camry that gets about 35MPG. My solution was better on all counts.

      Maybe it's time to get some protection instead of complaining to everyone else about your problems driving an SUV on the same road everyone else has no problems with?

      Now you're just making stuff up - I never did such a thing.

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    239. Re:Tailgating by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Either that or correct speed is not the mean speed. Hooray for statistics.

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    240. Re:Tailgating by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Sections of I-95 have little 'fins' mounted vertically on the concrete barrier between north- and south-bound traffic. They're effective at preventing rubbernecking, and help with the rising and setting sun in your eyes. I couldn't find a picture of them, but they look like 2 ft long green wing-shaped pieces of metal that limit your vision of the opposite lane except directly to your left.

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    241. Re:Tailgating by GSwarthout · · Score: 1

      No, but George Carlin did.

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    242. Re:Tailgating by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Notice the SUV could continue driving...

      I have been in three accidents in my SUV. I have been rear-ended three times. Two at a traffic light and the other at a stop sign. My car was drivable and I continued on my way. All three cars that rear-ended me were towed away. One of them was drivable but the driver wasn't able to drive. They were too busy being arrested.

      The bad drivers that I have seen are most luxury car drivers (all types SUV, car, whatever), then if the people who don't drive according to the weather. If it is snowing, slow down. If it is raining very hard slow down. 4-wheel drive means you may be able to go in bad traction but it does nothing for stopping.

      Unless you have a SUV with big ass metal spikes on the tires and the wheels spin backwards when you press the break petal, you are not going to stop any better then the smaller cars on the road. In fact phyics says you need more space to safely stop.

    243. Re:Tailgating by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I certainly don't shave, put on makeup, or read while driving
      I agree that having a full wet shave while driving is a bit ostentatious, and also quite dangerous when your valet wraps the hot towel over your eyes.
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    244. Re:Tailgating by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      The thing I hate is when I get into the passing lane to let merging traffic onto the two lane highway. Then I attempt to get back into the slow lane, but the person to the right of me is right beside me. I try to slow down, but then he slows down all the way to 50. I try to speed up then he speeds up to 70. All the while the person behind me is pissed off at me because he can't do 90 in a 55, so he rides my bumper.

      Ah, the Christmas spirit.

    245. Re:Tailgating by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      My car was drivable and I continued on my way. All three cars that rear-ended me were towed away.

      See, that's why I dislike SUV drivers as a rule. You seem proud of the fact that you'd be OK in a collision, but laugh at the mess of everyone else's cars. You were lucky, sounds like your reinforced tank didn't kill anyone this time. Sure, the accident wasn't your fault, but had you been driving a more considerate vehicle, you might have shared the energy of the impact. Small cars have things like crumple zones that SUVs just tear through.

      The bad drivers that I have seen are most luxury car drivers (all types SUV, car, whatever), then if the people who don't drive according to the weather. If it is snowing, slow down. If it is raining very hard slow down. 4-wheel drive means you may be able to go in bad traction but it does nothing for stopping.

      But statements like that make some SUV owners redeem themselves. :-) At least you haven't got the entire invincibility meme going on!

    246. Re:Tailgating by Maran · · Score: 1

      A quick blast on the washers is especially good if the car tailgating is a convertable. An expensive one. With leather and suede seats.

      Yes, this happened to me. They backed well off after about a second. I was grinning for the rest of the day.

    247. Re:Tailgating by QuesarVII · · Score: 1

      It's asshole moves like that causing road rage. What if the guy's wife had just been in an accident and he was trying to get to the hospital? What if his house was burning down and he was trying to save his dog? There are countless GOOD reasons to be speeding like that, but there is never a good reason to pull what you did.

      I tailgate people, but only if there is no one in front of them and I've already given them a chance to move over. I do drive fairly quickly, but not too bad (do ~80 in a 65 usually).

      When someone comes up behind me and tailgates me, guess what I do? I move the hell over and let them by!

    248. Re:Tailgating by default+luser · · Score: 1

      In many states, the onramp is about twenty feet long after a sharp righthand turn near the end. It may be intended to be an acceleration lane, but in practice, it rarely works. (I live in Pennsylvania and this could be a symptom of poor road design)

      But this is an offshoot of Pennsylvania - you have poor road design because a lot of the roads are based off of old trails, and then you have the task of fitting roads through craggy mountain passes and narrow valleys.

      The good part is (at least in the Allentown - Bethlehem area where I lived), people make-way for merging cars. They see a car attempting to merge, click their turn signal and get into the left lane, giving it much more merge space. The turn signal is a clue to people behind the lead car in the right lane to get over, so the car merging ends up with a pretty clear lane.

      Now, this doesn't help when the highway gets backed-up, but neither does a longer merge lane (long merge lanes only slightly raise the capacity threshold at which a highway gets backed up). Once the highway reaches overcapacity, it will eventually get backed up by merging cars no matter how long the merge lane is. The only way to fix that is to add another traffic lane, or to artifically limit inflowing traffic.

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    249. Re:Tailgating by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      good point, but a simple observation of the driving skills of just the people I know shows a strong correlation...

    250. Re:Tailgating by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      I also like turning on my lights when it's just starting to get dark. If they're only 2 feet behind someone going 80mph, taking the time to distinguish between tail lights and break lights can be expensive. (I actually did it when I was being tailgated by a cop, he slowed down pretty quick ;)


      You can do a variation of this if you have a vehicle rigged up with a trailer brake controller and you are not towing at the time. If you engage the manual button to engage trailer brakes it will also turn on the brake lights weather your foot is on the brake or not.
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    251. Re:Tailgating by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Having known truckers, and driven big trucks myself, I'll tell you this, it's not manners, it's self-preservation.
      In any accident, the professional driver is going to be found at fault or presumed to be at fault because they are professionals. They should be able to anticipate every stupid moronic thing people do, because they're trained to recognize and avoid it.

    252. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How? By running the red light and T-boning crossing traffic? Or by ploughing through the pedestrians on the cross-walk?

      Double bonus points for that in Carmageddon!

    253. Re:Tailgating by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
      There is a third option - seize their license and issue a ticket for careless/reckless driving. They get their license back if they win in court; if they lose, they get their license back after paying a fine and attending driving class. Remember that driving is a PRIVILEGE, not a right, and can be suspended with evidence of an offense, NOT conviction of an offense.

      Drunk drivers get their licenses seized all the time at the instant they're arrested. Note that even a speeding ticket (in Virginia) is technically an arrest (it says so at the top).

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    254. Re:Tailgating by Copid · · Score: 1
      Those "assholes" have no legal observation whatsoever to move over. You're supposed to find a hole in traffic, match speeds, and move in. That's why it's called "merging" - you merge with the traffic already there.
      The flip side of that is that the people who are already on the highway should drive far enough apart that there *are* holes between them when possible.
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    255. Re:Tailgating by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Having known truckers, and driven big trucks myself, I'll tell you this, it's not manners, it's self-preservation.

      I would also assume that when you drive for a living you'd tend to develop a certain amount of "road etiquette". Flashing your lights to tell somebody else when it's clear to merge (truckers seem to appreicate this a lot), slowing down or moving over to clear room for somebody to merge, not riding in peoples blind spots, etc, etc. These are all things that I try to do as a courtesy towards truckers (and others).

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    256. Re:Tailgating by Copid · · Score: 1
      Because we don't penalize people for traffic offenses that didn't occur. Rear-ending someone (as I am assuming happened through process of elimination, since you didn't state it outright) is a very common accident type, regardless of age. Asserting that someone shouldn't be driving because they _could_ have caused a serious accident in some other hypothetical situation that did not occur is stupid, since every one of us is potentially an accident waiting to happen (see a poster above who, correctly, asserts that everyone believes they're a good driver, and everyone else is an accident waiting to happen). He rear-ended you, no one was injured, and he got a ticket. That's how it should be, instead of your bizarre thought-experiment traffic law scenario.
      Whenever you're ticketed for doing something reckless (running a red light, speeding, changing lanes without signaling, etc.), you're being ticketed because you *could have* seriously hurt somebody. That's the whole point. The severity of the transgression is based on how dangerous it was and how avoidable it was. If it was both seriously dangerous and avoidable, you're a bad driver and shouldn't be driving. I can't just drive home at 100 mph and run every red light and then say "No harm, no foul" to the cops who arrest me just because I didn't happen to kill anybody that time. Traffic law is about preventing accidents, not assigning blame to people after somebody gets killed.
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    257. Re:Tailgating by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Whoa buddy, you don't regular backups of your towns rural car carrying infrastructure!?! What if a tornado blizzard showed up and ripped up all the roads.

      Then you wished you'd taken a backup!

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    258. Re:Tailgating by miach · · Score: 1

      They are actually designed to mask the headlights of oncoming traffic at night so you don't get blinded. They aren't always positioned well enough to do that job though, and in some places aren't high enough to mask the lights from trucks and SUVs.

    259. Re:Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See #2 with emphasis on "drive like a human being".

      "2. I recognize #1 and drive like a human being to keep from being in an accident because others' skills aren't on my level."

      Even if I overestimate my abilities as long as I follow number 2 then I'm still trying to be a responsible and safe driver.

      I do see your point though and know many drivers (including my wife) who overestimate their driving skills. While it's difficult to be objective about your own skills in general, I think I'm not off base on this one.

      al

    260. Re:Tailgating by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      I don't do it intentionally. I can't keep a steady speed without cruise control unless I stare at my speedometer constantly. I would rather keep my eyes on the road, so I will often glance down, notice I am going 2-3 mph faster or slower than I was planning, and adjust accordingly.

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    261. Re:Tailgating by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's just another reason I left VA as soon as I could. VA doesn't see speeding as speeding, rather as willful endangerment of the welfare of others, AKA reckless driving. 80 in a 70? Reckless. Failure to use turn signals? Reckless. Tires chirped? Reckless. Which would all be fine and dandy if there weren't the other life-crippling pre and post-trial penalties that went along with it. "You'll have to find another way to work for the next month until your court date. Suck it up." Then your license is suspended for 6-24 months unless you're found not guilty, which is, let's be honest, unlikely. That might as well be a death sentence for single people who don't live in an urban environment. It can be hard to keep a job when you can't get there. Still need to get to work, but nobody's available to give you a ride? Well, you could try driving, but fortunately there are road blocks and other drivers to worry about, so even if you drive perfectly, you're still taking a huge risk. Oh yeah, if you get any of those reckless charges while your license was suspended, you're now a felon.

      Wisconsin is worse. Cops just sit around and run the license plates of every vehicle that passes.

      I know it's hard to believe that society wouldn't devolve into anarchy without such innane laws, but other states manage just fine without them.

      Driving may be a "privelage," just as home ownership is a "privelage," but that doesn't negate its importance in the lives of most people. Cracking down on driving offenses only make criminals out of otherwise healthy and productive members of society. It's an effective way to keep tabs on people (since almost every driver is stopped at some point, be it a roadblock or otherwise), and fees/penalties are a huge source of income for the state. I'm not saying driving shouldn't be policed, but VA has taken it, and continues it's journey, off the deep end.

    262. Re:Tailgating by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Gawkers? Do such people even exist in non-negligible quantities?

      You should slow down when you see emergency lights or stopped vehicles up ahead, especially if you were already speeding, because there's likely some kind of emergency or other hazard. I'm guessing that applet (which doesn't work for me) demonstrates that when the road is saturated with traffic just one vehicle slowing down a little bit can send a growing slowdown wave backward eventually resulting in a traffic jam. Thus, in heavy (but otherwise moving) traffic, normal and reasonable caution causes a traffic jam which clears up right after the road hazard, even without anybody gawking.

      After creeping for 15 minutes through a traffic jam you finally see open road ahead and a non-event on the side of the road, and swear at all the "idiots" who "stopped" to "gawk" at it, when in reality nobody did any such thing. And how do you know it's only a stupid fender bender anyway? You peeked as you went by, didn't you? Gawker!

    263. Re:Tailgating by funkdancer · · Score: 1

      I thought tailgating would be illegal over yonder.
      Worthy of filing a report I'd say.
      I would for sure if it happened to me.
      I'd certainly take it to court if an officer "busted" me for speeding if he was pushing me to go faster by tailgating.
      Then again I live in Australia.
      Not sure if we got more human rights or anything down here, but I'd be very surprised to see a tailgater win that one in court.

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    264. Re:Tailgating by funkdancer · · Score: 1

      I must admit the story I read here sometimes before about the local who was in a sport car being tailgated by a SUV/4WD, knew a sharp bend came up, proceeded to take it at maximum corner velocity without giving away it was coming. Needless to say the idiot behind him couldn't quite make it and hit the guard rails probably causing thousands of cosmetic damage to the car. Poetic justice.

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    265. Re:Tailgating by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I owned a 98 durango. it was perfect. it was all rounded and muscular and would go through deep water, over large objects, off road (it lacked about 1" of the clearance of a jeep). It was hit 3 times. Twice from behind (while not moving at a stoplight- result, their cars messed up- my bumper not even moved) and once from the front while stopped (the guy 30' ahead of me suddenly put his truck in reverse, backed towards me at about 20mpg and changed backwards into my lane). That needed a new bumper ($530 but covered).

      It got 13 to 20 mpg. Gas was .88 cents. It seated 7 adults comfortably with the rear seat open - and could have easily seated 2 adults and 6 children. It had a huge cargo capacity with the seats down.

      Unfortunately when it came time to get a new one (after 7 years and extended warranty gone so repairs were $2grand each), they had restyled it to be boxy and lowered the headroom so my head hit the cieling.

      So now I drive an Element (which only seats 4 but has nice high ceiling). I like it but it lacks the sheer MUSCLE the durango had.

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    266. Re:Tailgating by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

      It is morally wrong to let someone else com to harm through your action or knowing inaction (leading someone on to a certain disaster without warning).
      Don't forget that there are possibly dozens of other people on the road who might be affected by such an accident, as well.

    267. Re:Tailgating by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      On the Merritt Parkway in Connecticut, the speed limit is 55, traffic generally moves at about 70-80, and most entrance ramps were designed in the 1930s (part of FDR's make work programs) and have not been redesigned since they were built.

      At the end of many of the entrance ramps is a Stop Sign.

      The entire country is not like California. The rule for survival is to adapt to the behaviors of the locals, not to drive like you never left home and impose your driving style on the rest of the people sharing the road with us.

      "Accelerate on the entrance ramp to match the speed of the people in the lane you are merging with and choose the spot where you intend to merge, then clearly signal your intentions" is much better advice than "be going at least 60 mph when you merge".

      People in Pennslyvania who are still being taught in driver education to slam on the brakes at the yield sign at the end of the on-ramp should ignore the above advice.

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    268. Re:Tailgating by funkdancer · · Score: 1

      Well sorry my bum. If a kengaroo/deer/elk/icebear was to jump out in front of car #1, car #2 would slam into his rear as #1 hit the emergency brakes. Therefore #2 was immorally exposing #1 to increased risk for the entire duration of the session. It is not #1s fault that #2 was a POS driver. #2 got what he or she deserved, nothing else. That's why I wrote "poetic justice". Who knows, maybe this prevented #2 from tailgating, slamming into and killing (yep, not a fender bender that one) a motorbike rider in an alternate reality.

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    269. Re:Tailgating by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
      I have 20 years of driving under my seatbelt, with 0 accident and 0 ticket.
      For me, 21 years. No tickets and 1 accident in which I was determined to not be at fault at all. This is what happens when the driver of the semi that you are passing decides that he wants to be in the same lane you are in for no reason whatsoever (he was speeding, doing around 70 where the posted limit for trucks is 60, and there was no one directly ahead of him in the right lane), and wasn't paying attention to the world around him, and my car ended up wedged underneath his back trailer. Good thing I didn't have anyone riding with me.
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    270. Re:Tailgating by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
      and be going at least 60 mph when you merge onto a freeway.


      And conversely, if you have an exit coming up, please continue doing 60 or whatever the speed limit is until you are off the freeway and onto the off ramp (provided the off ramp has plenty of length for deceleration.) Slowing down to 40 - 50 a quarter mile before the exit gets rather annoying to everyone else who has to suddenly slow down behind you.

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    271. Re:Tailgating by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
      "Accelerate on the entrance ramp to match the speed of the people in the lane you are merging with and choose the spot where you intend to merge, then clearly signal your intentions" is much better advice than "be going at least 60 mph when you merge".


      And to add to that sound advice...

      If someone reduces their speed a little in order to provide you with a suitable gap to merge into, just fucking take it already. If you try to wait until the last possible second to merge, chances are, you will end up way behind the considerate driver who offered you that opening you refused, and he will be justified in giving you a hearty Ha-ha!

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  2. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like they could spend money on so many different things. . . . They need to catch speeders more than tailgaters."

    Umm, no. Tailgaters are worse. There can be a smart speeder. There is no such thing as smart tailgater. Becauses, it is not speeding that causes accidents, it's the person speeding needs to take extra caution. It can be done, even if it usually is not. Tailgating in-and-of-itself is dangerous.

    "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

    Talk about enlightening comments. :)

    Some of the comments there say that someone else will just pull ahead of you. Ahem, they will then get tickets. That's the point. Then they complain that they're close for a minute and get tickets, well, this complaint and the first complaint are opposites.

    I hope these tickets work. Next we can take on gawkers.

    1. Re:Moo by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, if they're going to tag people for tailgating, I want them to issue tickets to the clowns going less than the speed limit in the left lane, too; and those who speed up as you attempt to pass them.

      I think the best way to reduce road rage is to eliminate the butt-heads who get in my way :-)

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    2. Re:Moo by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Very very insightful. The only thing that keeps me from tailgating 24/7 is the hope that one day the prick in front of me doing 35 in a 45 will get a ticket for impeding traffic.

    3. Re:Moo by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What bothers me more than tailgaters is tailgaters who avoid EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PASS YOU, even when there is another lane going the same direction. If they're tailgating when there's no chance to pass, okay, they're annoying me, but I at least understand their position. If they're tailgating me while passing up every opportunity to pass, WTF?

    4. Re:Moo by stubear · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I shouldn't have to pass on the right. Get your pokey ass over to the middle or far right lane if you want to drive the speed limit or slower.

    5. Re:Moo by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I also hate people who add baseless assumptions to my post in order to make me look stupid.

    6. Re:Moo by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think that tailgating skill is a requirement to get your H1B....

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    7. Re:Moo by QuesarVII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely!

      People don't tailgate just for fun (at least not most of them)! I feel that if the car in front of me can get the hell out of my way, then the driver is obligated to. Tailgating someone when they have no where else to go is pointless and rude too though.

      I don't know how many nights I've driven home on our local 2 lane highway, seeing 2 cars driving side by side at the speed limit or just below, with dozens of cars lined up behind them wanting to pass. The front person in the left lane really should be ticketed for impeding traffic. If not for these bozos driving like morons, traffic would flow smoother, and there would be far less road rage.

    8. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Becauses, it is not speeding that causes accidents, it's the person speeding needs to take extra caution.

      I used to think that. Three accidents later, I changed my mind.

      When you go fast, you have less time to respond to the unexpected, and the results are more severe when the unexpected happens. Anybody who thinks they can speed safely is fooling themselves.

    9. Re:Moo by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the:

      1. Semis dueling down the interstate seeing whose cruise control will win. For FIVE MILES.

      2. Speeders who think the speed limit starts at 5 mph over and add an extra 10.

      3. Drivers who just like to hang out in the left lane.

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    10. Re:Moo by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      This thread has amused me and I am reminded of an excellent site.
      Its all about middle lane morons.

      For the Americans reading, please use a mirror but otherwise it should make sense.

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    11. Re:Moo by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      True. After moving to the US it took me a good three years before I could drive like a big enough asshole to survive in Jersey traffic.

      I am still hoping to be able to master Manhattan traffic one day, but I suspect you have to be born with that level of disregard for life, laws and manners. I don't think I'll ever be able to reach that level assholery.

      Warning people of how they will be expected to drive should really be a part of the process of getting an H1. And there should be some form of de-programming available as well to H1s (and other immigrants) that teach you how to drive normally again when you leave the US. I know every time I visit my parents they refuse to let me drive... or at least refuse to get in the same car as me.

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    12. Re:Moo by MBCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. I've wished for years there was some kind of system where I could press a button and report a complaint on a car. You could chose a simple complaint (tailgating, speeding, going too slow, running lights, etc) and then it would be tied to their license plate. These would be agregated and people who get high numbers of complaints (i.e., the worst drivers) could then be "investigated" and ticketed. Bonus points for putting a camera in every car and attaching a little video clip so you can show the guy weaving through 20mph rush hour traffic at 70mph being an idiot so he can be fined.

      As is the only way is to call the police and report it, but unless the guy is being REALLY unsafe, it's usually not worth the time (or they wouldn't go after the guy unless a cop just happened to be nearby).

      Say what you will about black-boxes in cars, the way the local college students drive I'd vote for them. Heck, forget the college students, look at the general population around here and they seem like a good idea (especially when it gets rainy or snowy and the idiots come out who thing you should driver faster to get home sooner).

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    13. Re:Moo by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      They don't tailgate "for fun", but a lot of people do tailgate without thinking about it. That is, they pull right up behind you, and then drive at your speed indefinitely even though the lane next to you is open for passing. If you pull over for them, you'll see that they pass you until the next slower vehicle, and then stay right behind it. In fact, I've seen cars tailgate 18-wheeler trucks. Some people just never learned what a safety distance is.

    14. Re:Moo by Knara · · Score: 1

      The speed limit is the *speed* *limit*, going less than it isn't illegal unless there's a minimum posted, AFAIK.

    15. Re:Moo by Whammy666 · · Score: 1

      The problem is often the result of the person ahead the tailgater driving far too slow in the passing lane. I would hope that the police would at least spend some of their effort enforcing the "obstructing traffic" laws as well as enforcing speeding and tailgating laws.

      We have signs all over the place on our highways which explicitely state that the "left lane is for passing only" and "slower traffic move right", yet there always seems to be some dickhead who thinks it's illegal to drive more the half the posted speed limit in these lanes. The result is that these assholes tend to bunch up traffic creating dangerous crowding and a high potential for accidents.

      Speed doesn't kill -- Inappropriate speed kills, whether too fast or too slow. But the slow ones are never cited. This is wrong. My experience has shown that excessively slow drivers in fast moving traffic are more of a hazard than 99% of the speeders out there.

      My cynical side believes that this whole program is just another form of revenue enhancement.

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    16. Re:Moo by Pandaemonium · · Score: 1

      Yes! Come on people! Keep right except to pass- is this not hard to follow?

      Speeding is in of itself safe. Statisically, as speeds increased on USA highways, ACCIDENTS WENT DOWN. Now, fatalities went up, of course (faster = death in accident), but accidents as a whole went down.

      In fact, tailgating IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM ON THE ROADS. Think of it this way- roads and cars are really just fluid systems. You have moving components in confined spaces. Tailgating increases the density of the road to the point where it can no longer maintain the same fluid rate- the road isn't getting bigger, and you're not getting there faster. Since the density of a road is a constant, something has to give way- you have more cars going slower, or less cars going faster.

      Tailgating CAUSES stop and go traffic. If you werent so fucking close to the guy ahead of you, you wouldnt have to STOP completely and go again in traffic. If you had more room in front of you, then OTHER people could change lanes to adjust and maintain the fluid flow of the road!!!!

      Try this trick next time you're in stop and go traffic: GO SLOW. Serious. determine the average speed, and let a huge space form in front of you in your lane. When assholes switch to your lane, you laugh- they are just still stuck in stop and go. But you.. with this big cushion... you EVEN OUT THE FLOW of traffic and never touch your brakes.

      Cops do this alot in major areas- they'll form a line blocking all lanes, force everyone to flow evenly, and work out the 'knot' in the traffic so to speak.

      So please- just dont tailgate. YOU DONT GET THERE FASTER, you just die quicker.

    17. Re:Moo by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      your spot on with that one.... you think NJ is the worst possible but NY is ten times worse. If you make a safe 'space-cushion' behind the person in front of you, two cars will jam into the area!

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    18. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most states actually do have laws that define what going too slow is. In some, it is something like 5 MPH below the limit (unless there are bad conditions). In CT, where I grew up, it is simply defined by traveling at such a speed that a line of cars form behind you. In the state of RI where I am currently residing, it is completely legal to exceed the speed limit so long as you can prove that it was to keep with the general flow of traffic.

    19. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, the middle lane is exactly where my state government has told me I'm supposed to drive, reiterated each time I've taken their friendly little defensive driving course to have a speeding ticket dismissed.

      In the right lane, they say I would need to constantly change back to the middle lane (or slow down / speed up) to avoid traffic entering and exiting. Of course I am supposed to stay out of the left lane except when passing. That leaves the middle lane, which is right where my state tells me to drive!

    20. Re:Moo by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      I loved driving in Italy. There is an orderly highway culture where people automatically yield the left lane as soon as they see someone approaching from far behind. The cutest example of this I witnessed was when I yielded to a VW Golf. The Golf yielded a minute later when a BMW closed in; finally the Beemer yielded when flashed by a recent Boxter. All this while I was doing 94mph!

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    21. Re:Moo by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, maybe you're just a driver that can't drive at speed safely. What leads you to believe that you are the benchmark for the rest of humanity?

      I'm not saying that speeding can be done safely, but I'm also not arguing that just because I can't do it, it can't be done.

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    22. Re:Moo by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      The speed limit is the *speed* *limit*, going less than it isn't illegal unless there's a minimum posted, AFAIK.

      Many states have a law to the effect of "slower traffic keep right" - that's irrelevant of speed limit. If you are slowing down other cars then you are legally required to change lanes to the right, even if, for example, you are going 10 over the limit.

    23. Re:Moo by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, I think it depends upon the situation. On I-80 between Reno and Salt Lake City, there is not a huge amount of traffic, high visibility, and very shallow turns. Twenty years ago, the speed limit along that strech of road was 60 miles per hour. Would it have been unsafe to go faster than that 20 years ago? What about now, when the speed limit is 75? Certainly, there is a danger to speeding, but driving over the limit is not necessarily that danger. The danger is in driving faster than the conditions allow. If the speed limit is 60, and everyone on the road is doing 60 (withing 5 MPH), then driving 90 is unsafe. So is driving 30, as other drivers will not be expecting such a slow vehical, and might be on top of you before they are aware of how slow you are going.

      Now, you have also stated that the effects of an accident while driving while speeding are worse. This is a slight misstatement of the facts, I think. The problem, again, is not that a person is speeding, but that they are involved in an accident while going fast. I could be abiding by the speed limit, and going 75, and any potential accident would be just as bad as if I were going 75 in a 60 MPH zone. The same is true about reaction times -- I have just as much time to react if I am 15 over the limit in a 60 zone as I do if I am driving the limit in a 75 zone.

      In city driving, I would agree that going over the speed limit is generally dangerous -- the speed limits tend to be lower because there are more cars, more pedestrians, more intersections, and, in general, more potential for problems. However, on the open highway, I don't think that speeding is the problem, so much as going at a vastly different speed than everyone else on the road.

    24. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and those who speed up as you attempt to pass them."

      Heh! I'm one of the types of people that do this. If I see some jackass speeding and driving pretty recklessly, passing on the left and then the right, I'll speed up and block those asses.

      And I don't feel bad about it.

      And I've rarely seen anyone speeding up when someone is passing except when the jackass is doing just this.

      So on behalf of the other citizens on the road, your welcome for impeding your driving, and blocking you in, and even being a jerk where others can get around, except for you, so that you don't kill someone else. You want to kill yourself, get a gun. Stay the fuck off my streets, jackass...

    25. Re:Moo by QuesarVII · · Score: 1

      People like that are the ones that should be ticketed. I only tailgate people when I can't pass them another way, and they have the ability to move out of my way.

      Tailgating 18 wheelers is a little bit different though. Some people do it to 'draft'. By staying close behind a large truck, the air currents will actually pull you along, greatly improving mileage. Plus, an 18 wheeler stops a LOT slower than a regular car can, so the danger from tailgating them is minimized.

    26. Re:Moo by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      It definitely can be illegal to go under the speed limit depending on the circumstances. I know there's a law on the books in Alaska that if you have 5 or more cars lined up behind you, you must pull over at the next available opportunity to let them pass. I have also known two people in the Lower 48 that have gotten pulled a total of three times for impeding traffic by going slower than the posted speed limit on busy highways and main roads.

    27. Re:Moo by Jerf · · Score: 1

      It's not really a nationality thing, IMHO, it's a rural/urban thing.

      Detroit drivers are (by my standards) assholes. By Boston standards, they are polite.

      Go 100 miles west of Detroit and I have no complaints about the drivers at all.

      I've heard hair-raising tales about a number of European cities, but I'd bet that in the rural areas the people are just as polite as the nicest US drivers. (Can't guarantee it, but I don't feel like I'm going out on a limb.)

    28. Re:Moo by grant420 · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more...

      You shouldn't have to get over, but unfortuantely in the US people are either oblivous or purposefully malevolent when it comes to getting over to the right for fast approaching vehicles. I'll never forget how angry my colleague from Germany became as he would get on someone's ass to try and force them to move over to the right and, being a$$hole - or just uninformed - Americans they, of course, ignored him. Meanwhile he's about to have a heart attack he was so mad!

    29. Re:Moo by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      UK roads may be slightly different, we are told to stay on the left and never undertake.
      We pass on the right, a person hogging the middle lane means a motorist will have to cross over all the motorway to overtake.
      Our motorways have slip roads to gain full speed, there is generally no real reason to be in the middle lane when near a junction (there is usually plenty of time for new vehicles to meld into the traffic without complication).

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    30. Re:Moo by xantho · · Score: 1

      Yeah? 66 in a 65 is cruisin' for a bruisin', eh? It's called science and math, and it works.

      Sorry, that was very obtuse. What I meant to say was:

      Yes, I agree that speeding is dangerous because the driver has less reaction time to perceived threats and impediments. Here's how that problem can be mitigated.

      1. Pay better attention. People who pay attention and are more alert are able to react more quickly than people who are relaxed or fiddling with their music, etc. Thus, they will be able to avoid problems on the road more quickly than drivers who are relaxed. It seems like there's a minimum reaction time that simply can't be crossed, but for people who are screwing off behind the wheel, simply getting rid of the distractions is easy, where someone who already pays a lot of attention likely cannot reduce their reaction time without a lot of effort.

      2. Expand the radius from your car at which you perceive a threat or impediment. Obviously, when you drive faster, you have less time to react. In this case, you need to pay closer attention to things that are farther away. This is difficult, of course, as the further your threshhold of impediments, the more impediments there are likely to be at one time. It goes without saying that if you're in a situation where you can't handle having to pay that much attention to that many things, then you need to slow down.

      If speed limits were fair, and not just revenue generators, then the speed limit would be set so that the threshhold of safety for most drivers would be such that dangers on the road could be adequately avoided, but many people, including me, would argue that the police have gotten used to making a certain amount of money from speeding tickets and some are not exactly willing to see that amount drop.

    31. Re:Moo by belmolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to tell you this, but 35 in a 45 zone is not impeding traffic. 45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions. If it is dark or foggy or raining heavily or snowing or for some other reason visibility is less than perfect, driving slower than the limit may well be highly desirable. Similarly if the road is wet or icy or covered with debris. Maybe the guy ahead of you has noticed some other factor that you can't see or haven't noticed, such as kids playing close to the road who look likely to run out into it or a vehicle broken down up ahead. Maybe the driver is not feeling well and does not feel safe at full speed. (In the long run, if this persists, yes, he should get off the road, but sometimes you suddenly feel sick, or you need to get to the doctor or a motel or find a safe place to pull over.) Maybe the driver is concerned about a problem with his vehicle. There are lots of reasons to drive less than the speed limit. People who think that the speed limit is a minimum are a problem.

    32. Re:Moo by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      If you're stuck behind a slowpoke, I will HAPPILY pass you on the right. Eat my dust :P

    33. Re:Moo by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      I believe that gp meant he was in the middle lane. At least I hope so.

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    34. Re:Moo by Knara · · Score: 1

      Maybe some do, not all, certainly.

      And the asshat who is 5 ft from my bumper isn't traffic, he's an asshat driving too close.

    35. Re:Moo by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1
      Well, if they're going to tag people for tailgating, I want them to issue tickets to the clowns going less than the speed limit in the left lane, too; and those who speed up as you attempt to pass them.

      No I think those people should be blown off the road with a rocket launcher. They are a menace on the road. I seen them block. Often when there's an ambulance coming all the tailgaters move over to let it through, but the bastard at the front who's causing the slow down will stick there holding up the ambulance as well. These people aren't group players.

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    36. Re:Moo by belmolis · · Score: 1

      In the jurisdictions I am familiar with, you can report dangerous driving. They won't bring charges just on the basis of your testimony (I don't know why not - they don't require professional witnesses in the case of, e.g., robbery), but if it is ongoing they may well send a patrol car to check it out, and if not, they will often send a letter to the registered owner of the vehicle. In some cases you're doing the driver a favor. One night here in British Columbia I was driving on Highway 5 between Little Fort and Kamloops, which is a single-lane (each way) undivided rural road that nonetheless gets a fair amount of truck traffic. The guy ahead of me was veering back and forth in the lane, at times crossing the center line. It was pretty scary. I called in a report to the RCMP. When I got home, I found a message from the RCMP saying that they had found the guy, stopped him, determined that he was too sleepy to drive, and got him to a motel for the night.

    37. Re:Moo by Bastian · · Score: 1

      What really astounds me is when I'm on a more-or-less empty divided highway, and someone will zoom up on my tail, hit the brakes to slow down to my speed, then whip the car into the left lane and accelerate back to their previous speed.

      What's with that? Is it just that these people completely fail to understand that one of the main points of passing is to avoid slowing down?

    38. Re:Moo by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Tailgating in-and-of-itself is dangerous.

      That depends on the definition of tailgating. No, this isn't a play on semantics. The comments so far clearly indicate that most people think they know what tailgating is: following "too close". That is not tailgating in all jurisdictions - there are different definitions in different areas.

      In some places, tailgating is when you follow close AND have to ride your brakes to do it. If the car in front of you is following a car and constantly applying and releasing the brakes, it is tailgating regardless of distance to the next car. The constantly changing speed of the car in front of you produces a potentially dangerous situation to those following it - your attention fixes to the car in front of you causing you to miss peripheral changes.

      There is another problem with technology like this. Local laws. For example, Idaho laws say that if someone is following "too close" YOU are to pull over to let them pass, especially if there are three cars behind you. Many states last I knew had the three car (or similar quantity) law. If you do not do so, YOU are the one breaking the law.

      "Too close" is a very broad concept that people are not taught, and varies with the conditions as well as the vehicle and driver. For example driving a sedan and following a motorcycle increases the range of "too close" because they can stop a helluva lot faster than you can. In the reverse case, it is much shorter (lower mass, more relatively effective brakes, and less net reaction time due to shorter finger/foot travel).

      This type of technology applied to a general rule is a really bad idea. It will take a rough guideline and turn it into a legally defined number that will more often than not be far from accurate, and often counter to reasonable estimation of the conditions. This will "alleviate" drivers from the need to actually learn what is safe and instead rely on a little readout to tell them.

      "But this is not onboard" you say? Right, it isn't. But how long before it becomes mandated? Consider that it is used like a radar gun. Consider that a cop sitting on the side of the road has allegedly precise measurement of what you are supposed to guess at. How long before some group rather than preventing the police from using it, say it is only fair you have that ability onboard and mandate it "for safety of the children". Consider what happens if someone challenges one of these tickets and the court decides (rightly) that it is not "fair or just" for the police to be able to measure something accurately and ticket you for something you can not measure. If vehicles did not have speedometers, and cops had radar and could ticket you for exceeding a speed that you had to estimate, would we think that a good thing? How long before either the cops could not use radar guns, or the cars had to have speedometers?

      Personally, I'd be challenging such a ticket. According to the article, it is not actually a crime to follow at less than two seconds, merely a recommendation. What authority is given to ticket for not following a suggestion? Particularly when the conditions make it a general rule of thumb?

      Now as to a certain claim in the article. A cop reports he has measured people at ".04 seconds" apart. At 60MPH that is a mere 3.5 feet. Are DPS cops so poorly trained and motivated that they could not see that at 60MPH someone less than four feet from the person in front of them is driving dangerously? What about slower? Well at 30MPH that is 1.76 feet. Honestly, that this cop needed the "Lidar" in any way to justify pulling those people over is a poor indication for the DPS, IMO. I find it difficult to believe that people pulled over for being 2-4 feet from the car in front to them at 30 and 60 MPH are genuinely suprised they are following too close.

      Just for reference, two seconds of distance at 60 and 30 MPH are 176 and 88 feet respectively. If your car is about 12 feet long that is 14.67 and 7.33 car lengths respectively.

      Perso

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    39. Re:Moo by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Ever see those signs on the highway that say "slower traffic keep right?" Those are laws too, which you are obligated to follow regardless of how fast the other people are going!

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    40. Re:Moo by joggle · · Score: 1

      True, but if he's on a two-lane road where passing is not possible the polite thing to do would be to pull over to the shoulder to let people pass (assuming he is going significantly slower than everyone else). I used to see this happen often on country roads in Texas.

    41. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what i recall and have read, when you increase the speed limit, the number of accidents went down ( i would say due to impatient drivers not being held up, or being "forced" to weave and tailgate, etc), what was the change in severity of the accidents? Higher speeds usually result in less accidents, but more serious/fatal ones when they do.

    42. Re:Moo by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Instead of trying to crack into my brain anymore:

      -I'm not the jerk slowing you down. If people are trying to go faster than me, I go miles out of my way to ensure they can pass. I'm in the left lane? I'll get out of your way long before you're close. Two-lane/two-way road? I'll pull over if necessary.

      -I was referring to *any* situation in which they can easily pass. That includes when I'm in the right lane and the left is free. That excludes when I'm in the left lane and it's hard to come around on the right.

      Believe me, where I live is the very source of roadblock drivers. Almost every morning on the freeway there will be semis 2-deep across all three lanes. Or there will be someone bottling up the left lane so people can't even go around. Or I'll be behind someone trying to merge at 40 mph(!).

    43. Re:Moo by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Maybe some do, not all, certainly.

      And the asshat who is 5 ft from my bumper isn't traffic, he's an asshat driving too close.


      You miss the point. The REASON the states have those laws is because people like you aren't clever enough to figure out on your own that getting out of the way is the safest thing you can do in that situation. Let the asshat past you so he can go be an asshat to someone else. Why would you want him to stick around if he is such a bad driver?

    44. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll start following that law when you start following the speed limit and tailgating laws.

    45. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This would be true if it was still 1970... But I can tell you now I generally follow the '+10 MPH in good wheather', 'Speed limit in rain/fog/other minor wheather', and '-10 MPH in snow'. It almost always works out to optimize my speed for conditions. Most speed limits haven't been changed since at least 1970 (and often 1940's or 50's), yet cars have improved drastically since then... Why are we still driving as if it was 1950 or 1970? Because the government wants to be able to enforce existing laws to recive increased revenue from people doing what makes more sense... Aka driving faster than rated 'speed limit' speeds. Of course they harp 'safety' as why they refuse to change limits, but cases of speeding increase and have increased since the mid-1970's because the 'old' speed limits are seen as more and more outdated...

      That said I know plenty of people who shouldn't drive because they aren't safe at any speed... But driving 30 mph (in what is now a 55 mph zone) wouldn't help them at all...

      I should also point out my simple +10 mph is often considered to slow by truly reckless drivers who often go +20 or +30 mph over the speed limit, change lanes without looking, switch lanes without signals, and a variety of far more dangerous habits...

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    46. Re:Moo by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      This is how it should be. Unfortunately, it is rarely, if ever, enforced.

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    47. Re:Moo by Pancake+Bandit · · Score: 1

      The danger of tailgating an 18 wheeler is that they may be unable to see you. You don't want to get into a collision with one of them.

    48. Re:Moo by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      It's basically just a mirror image here. Slower traffic keep to the right except to pass, don't pass on the right, and so forth. However, although we have entrance ramps plenty long enough to get up to speed, and plenty of room to merge, people still get onto the highway 15 or 20 mph below the speed of traffic, so if there are people trying to get onto the road, most people will move over to the left to let them in. Otherwise they will be overtaking anyway half a second later. People don't get the point about keep right except to pass, either, so people are forced to pass on the right, or not pass at all. None of it is ever enforced, so far as I can tell, so all that happens is everyone gets angry at the other drivers, and tailgates, alternates left and right passing whenever they find an opening, and so forth.

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    49. Re:Moo by belmolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is probably true that for certain classes of vehicle on certain types of road speed limits that were set twenty or thirty years ago are now lower than they need to be. What concerns me about relying on this to set the safe limit at, say, 10 mph above the posted limit is: (a) on an unfamiliar road, you don't know when the limit was set; it may be recent; (b) you often don't know the basis for the limit. That is, if the controlling factor was the physical condition and curvature of the road, it may be true that you can go faster due to the greater ability of your vehicle to hold the road etc. of your more modern vehicle, but what if the limiting factor is the driveway or school bus stop that you can't see around the curve? (c) Some people drive vehicles that don't stop as well, or don't hold the road as well, or whatever. This may be due to having an old vehicle or one that hasn't been well maintained or to the type of vehicle. Even a current SUV, for example, can't take curves at as high a speed as a compact.

    50. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      As for the rain and snow... I've seen way to many people who go far to slow and minimally adverse weather conditions... 1 inch of accumulation and clear lanes on the road to drive in (aka nothing more than a center 'ridge' of snow because no one drives in the center (normally) and yet traffic moves at 20 mph... For 20 miles... Or a sprinkling of rain and suddenly someone wants to drive 35 in a 55 zone... The these are examples from places that regularly get large volumes of snow... Their is no excuse for not knowing how to drive effectively in something that happens for 5 months of the year where you live...

      The worst was when I lived in Columbus Ohio... Which for those who have never lived there rarely gets snow and when they do it's never more than a 'dusting' as those from real snow belt regions would name it. Yet one such dusting caused a 10 mile commute (if that, from a apartment complex in the suburbs to a point just inside the actual 'city') to take 3 hours... Do the math yourself on the speed required for a 10 mile trip to last 3 hours... Even had a record number of accidents that day (but I still hope it wasn't blamed on 'snow', because you have to be dumber than dirt to have an accident from a dusting of snow going those speeds).

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    51. Re:Moo by Knara · · Score: 1

      To experience righteous glee of behaving in a perfectly legal manner (in all likelihood I am in the left lane because the right lane is driving slower than the speed limit, while I'm within a few miles of it on the top end; hey, speedometers have a margin of error, after all) while an asshat behind me is mad he can't aggregiously break the law by passing me? Dunno. Nonetheless, a short survey of this particular article thread shows pretty readily that people are under the impression that there's "speed limit" lanes and "speeding" lanes. Anything I can do to dispel that myth is probably worthwhile.

    52. Re:Moo by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 1

      As I understand it the states don't really have "overtaking lanes" whereas in the UK all lanes except the outside one are overtaking lanes.

      Quite a simple idea, the "overtaking lane". If people actually used it properly then congestion on the roads wouldn't be half as bad.

    53. Re:Moo by Knara · · Score: 1

      actually a huge number of speed limits have changed since 1970. I recall not 15 years ago driving on a good number of interstates got you a speed limit of 55. Now in many metro areas the freeways are at least posted to 65, and the rural interstates to 75+. Vastly different.

    54. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I feel that if the car in front of me can get the hell out of my way, then the driver is obligated to.

      Tailgating is rude, dangerous and illegal. What me to get the hell out of the way? Slow the fuck down and back off. I'll get out of your way when it's safe to do so.

      The safety of me and my family is much is more important then your need-to-speed. It's not your private racetrack.

      And plus, I'll see you at the next stoplight.

      I never purposely try to block somebody in-- it's not worth the aggravation and negative emotions. In the end, you feel angry, your life is shorter by a few minutes/hours/days and nothing was achieved, so why do it?

      However, if a driver comes up and tailgates me, as if to ask 'get the hell out of my way', I'm not going capitulate to their demands and sacrifice my family's safety. I'm not going to speed up or cut off some other driver simply because the tailgater wants to go faster.

      Usually this situation happens when I'm passing a slower driver on a 2 way freeway (Such as hwy 101 or I5 in California). As I am passing, a speeder comes up and rides on my ass, which I perceive as 1) They are a rude ass, or 2) they are on autopilot and aren't paying good attention.

    55. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      The last point is why SUV's, trucks of all sizes, and really anything beyond cars and bikes should continue to use current speeds (not that this stops the average SUV driver from thinking they are driving a high performance car)... Ohio is one of the few states to force seperate speed limits on vehicles, but that restriction is only intended for semis... It needs to apply to all larger vehicles...

      Besides SUV's and most trucks, anything in the last 2 decades is more than likely just fine with higher speeds... In fact this would give alot of stupid drivers an insentive to stop driving their gas guzzling SUV's they can't manage to drive anyways and return to cars...

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    56. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Interstates have in certain cases... But it varies by state and hasn't affected anything smaller... My state (Pennsylvania), for instance, raised the interstate speed to 65 outside of large cities, however while traveling through 'near city areas' of 'large cities' the speed limit is still 55 (not that anyone pays attention to that). No where in teh state can you drive 75 or more (legally).

      I've driven the same roads and highways for a number of years and no matter how often they rebuild or modify the roads they never change the low speed limits on most of them... None of these roads are at all dangerous to drive except in the worst winter weather... Heck one includes several miles of perfectly straight lanes... Marked 45 mph for reasons unknown...

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    57. Re:Moo by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      an 18 wheeler stops a LOT slower than a regular car can, so the danger from tailgating them is minimized.

      Tailgating an 18-wheeler also prevents you from seeing anything except the vehicle directly in front, which means that you lose the benefit of spotting an obstacle before the truck driver does. In fact, the truck might easily clear the obstacle because of its higher ground clearance, and it'll appear immediately in front of you with no warning. You also won't see if the truck is about to slam into a stopped truck in front of it. In other words, in many ways you are putting your life in the truck driver's hands.

      Like another responder below wrote, it might be one of the safer forms of tailgating. But it's not one of the safer forms of driving. It's hard enough to pay attention to the road, especially on long highway drives, without taking out every margin off your personal response time.

    58. Re:Moo by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      You are so right -- better to risk death over a meaningless point than to live a full life.

    59. Re:Moo by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Speed limits tuned to the vehicle do make sense, but it seems to me that they really need to be context-dependent in what might be an impractical way. For example, I drive an SUV. (Before you get upset, I live in northern British Columbia and among other things drive on unpaved logging roads.) It is clear that I should not take sharp turns at the same speed as most other vehicles. On turns, the appropriate speed limit ought to be a good deal lower for my SUV. On the other hand, on I-80 in Nevada in the absence of a strong cross-wind I can probably drive safely on a straightaway at about the same speed as other vehicles. The differential in this case should be a lot less, perhaps even zero. And of course, when properly set up, with studded winter tires and enough weight over the rear axle, I can safely drive faster on ice than most other vehicles.

    60. Re:Moo by natet · · Score: 1
      Some of the comments there say that someone else will just pull ahead of you. Ahem, they will then get tickets.
      Ahem, that's where you're wrong. You would get the ticket, because you were following too close to the punk that pulled in front of you. And, unless you have video evidence backing up your claim that the prick pulled in front of you, a judge is not going to throw out that ticket.
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    61. Re:Moo by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      I see that a lot too; I'm in southern France.

      I'm still learning the traffic laws (so I don't know if this is compulsory), but there's also a standard practice of leaving your left blinker on as long as you're in the passing lane.

      I love that -- what a perfect reminder that you're *passing*, not just driving in a different lane.

      They also use the white line on the side of most highways to point out "safe distance" -- it's long stripes instead of an unbroken line, and there are frequent signs saying "3 stripes distant: safe. 1 stripe distant: unsafe".

      Of course, there are still some tailgaters; the occasional moron who sits right on my ass even when I'm just tooling along behind the car in front of me... sometimes even the moron who'll do that when there's a passing lane open. But you find those anywhere... I would sure love to see them ticketed!

    62. Re:Moo by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, 45MPH is both the UPPER AND LOWER limit. This means devinely you do not go above or below 45 MPH in a 45 MPH zone.

      Also any excuse you can think up he can deal with in the slow lane. Passing lanes are for passing, if they are going to drive like an old lady they should get out of the way.

    63. Re:Moo by dircha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I hate to tell you this, but 35 in a 45 zone is not impeding traffic. 45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions."

      And I hate to tell you this, but apart from emergencies and hazardous weather, if you can not safely drive faster than 35 in a 45, you should not be on the road. It's as simple as that. With the technology in modern vehicles, if you, presumably a fully functioning adult human being can not drive 45 in a 45, not only are you a nuissance, you are a risk to the lives of other drivers on the road.

      If you must drive, in the interests of safety I recommend you mark your car as a slow moving vehicle following the regulations in your jurisdication for the transportation of implements of hubandry.

      Have you considered arranging for transporation? If you feel that you can not safely operate a motor vehicle, there are public and private services available in most areas to help you meet your transportation needs. A good place to get started would be a local nursing home or retirement housing complex.

      The exceptions are not the rule.

    64. Re:Moo by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Ever see those signs on the highway that say "slower traffic keep right?""

      Much easier to abide by when you're not being passed on the right, something else illegal in many states

    65. Re:Moo by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Won't cops get paid the same regardless of how many traffic tickets they give out? Or is that quota thing true?

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    66. Re:Moo by Lance_Denmark · · Score: 1

      I think what you mean to say is 'I crashed 3 times after I proved myself unable to give the thought and consideration to driving above the speed limit'. "Anybody who thinks they can speed safely is fooling themselves." Surely it would be even safer if the limits were lower? And safest of all when limits were at 0mph? Just because you are unable to drive at speeds in excess of 70mph, don't assume that some, if not the majority, of other people can.

    67. Re:Moo by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions.

      The posted speed limit is nothing more than notification that you're risking a speeding ticket by driving faster. I think I've only seen one speed limit sign in my life where the number on it approximated the maximum speed for negotiating the turn.

      The real speed limit is simply how fast you can drive given the amount of traffic in front of you and the road conditions. I drive I-94 daily, the posted limit is 55 mph, the real limit is 75 mph in the left lane. Heck, even 75 mph is slow if it's night and there's no traffic.

      Reality is that the speed limit is treated as the minimum speed by many, if not most, drivers. If you don't like it, tough, move to the right; but for the love of God don't obstruct traffic and then complain that everyone behind you is driving too fast.

    68. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new around here.

    69. Re:Moo by boarsai · · Score: 1
      Argh I hate that.

      Had some twat fly up the highway at a speed greater then the speed limit by a fairly hefty margin with his head lights on (in the middle of a hot summer day) then he changed lanes to sit on my arse for the next 10km (I was on the speed limit).

      If I sped up he'd speed up... if I slowed down he'd slow down, wouldn't overtake me on a relatively empty highway with perfect driving conditions.

      Some people just like to be inconsiderate pricks, had a chick in the car with him. No doubt he was showing her how retardedly cool he is.... look at me! look at me! I can draft!

      What cars need is a one touch rear bullbar button that swings a bullbar out from under the car... just a nice subtle hint for the retard on your arse. Personally I'd prefer a car from carmageddon but getting one of those road legal would be sadly futile.

    70. Re:Moo by xantho · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm not talking about quotas at all. They probably do get paid the same, but in a small town, it's quite likely that a 20% increase in speeding ticket revenue will buy the officers a new fridge in the breakroom, or more toys to play with in the cars or something. It's more than just salary.

    71. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I understand practical uses for SUV's, though I've always felt jeeps (and other 'small SUV's of the type) and pickups made more sense in genral than SUV's... I would tend to go even a step further and change the criteria we use to judge 'speed limits' besides using arbitrary and useless generic figures... How about speed limit signs with 'frequent high crosswinds' or curve speed limit signs that say '40 mph, sharp turn full sized vehicles use extra caution'.

      On the other hand I've seen alot of cases where 'studded winter tires and enough weight over the rear axle, I can safely drive faster on ice than most other vehicles' has proved vastly wrong... My car gets around better than most SUV's with studded snow tires and I don't even have snow tires of any sort on my car (they are all-season types, though new each year because I drive so much they wear out), but then my car is wide with a low center of gravity and weighs enough to give it good traction on the front and rear without having to weight it... Of course most people don't pick cars for winter driving they pick SUV's instead thinking they are inherently better... And since they have no clue, they end up not being able to leverage any advantage of a SUV in winter that they couldn't have had in a car...

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    72. Re:Moo by Knara · · Score: 1

      494/694 in minneapolis is 65 and was 55 most of the time I was growing up

      I-25 heading north through the Denver Tech Center (not sure how far south it goes) is 65 as well.

      I imagine it's similar elsewhere. Would be weird to only have it in those places. Anyway, yeah, I always wonder if those zones are "forgotten" in some fashion. There's some stretches of I-80 in nebraska where there's no road work for miles, but the orange "work zone fines doubled" are still posted.

      There's one I can think of though, when they laid I-35E in St Paul to go through a residential neighborhood, it was only allowed because that part was limited to 45mph. Now, granted, there's really no way someone could mistake it for a residential neighborhood anymore, but the speed limit still stands at 45mph.

    73. Re:Moo by Surt · · Score: 1

      Personally, I define tailgaiting as: I see your car instead of road as the first thing in my rear view mirror.

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    74. Re:Moo by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Ever had it happen to you while you were cycling? *That* is bothersome.

      - RG>

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    75. Re:Moo by theLOUDroom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions.

      Bullshit. 45 is just a number they picked. Most speed limits in the US are not chosen to be the maximum safe speed. (And it should be obvious the anyone who's not a total moron that the maximum safe speed for a Corvette and a double-trailer semi are going to be VERY different numbers.)

      There are lots of reasons to drive less than the speed limit.

      Yes, and most of them mean either:
      A) You're not paying attention and are therefore dangerous.
      B) Your ability to drive is impaired and are therefore dangerous.


      Sure there are some exceptions, pulling a trailer up a big hill for example, but the vast majority of the time it's some jackass talking on their cellphone. Do everyone a favor, if you just *feel* like driving slow, pull over every once in a while and let that huge line of cars by you. (It's really the only safe way to get rid of tailgaters anyways.)

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    76. Re:Moo by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the speed limit is the speed at which the 85th percentile of traffic is expected to maintain. It is neither an upper nor a lower bound on "safe" or even "legal" speed--but it is a published reference point such that law enforcement can cite your speed in excess of that number. Unless you've got a patrolman in a bad mood, you won't be ticketed simply for exceeding the speed limit (after all, the rule expects 15% of traffic to be in excess of the published limit); people are targeted for speeding when they're observed going faster than everyone else or when they are substantially above the posted limit. Speed traps are of course different; those are set up when the "rate of traffic" exceeds that 85% rule by an unsafe margin.

      That's the system in California and many other US states, anyway. Your municipality may differ.

    77. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 1

      On lower traffic roads, the limits haven't changed much because they are there for the protection of pedestrians, hard to see obstacles and the like, and because 45 mph vs 90 mph for 2.5 miles isn't something that matters.

      On freeways and such, the speed limits aren't going to go above 70 mph for a very long time. Think kinetic energy. It varies with the square of speed. Your car has to figure out how to absorb 65% more energy from your body at 90 mph than it does at 70 mph, and your body pays the price for the difference.

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    78. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 1

      The lower limit (45 mph) is posted all over the place on freeways in Michigan. People still drive like giant assholes, but it's pretty clear that someone doing 60 or whatever isn't violating the law.

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    79. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Just be careful not to go all the way to Chicago, right?

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    80. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've encountered people who thought that "The Butterfly Effect" was a deep movie. Perhaps the two are related?

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    81. Re:Moo by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      If you live in the city - and by city, I mean a place where there are tons and tons of on- and off-ramps with very short merge sections - the middle lane is the safest place to be if you're not going particularly fast. It frees up the right lane (US) for people who need access either to exit or to merge, and it leaves the left lane available for people going faster than you.

      The problem isn't the people driving in the middle lane. It's the people who decide to pass those people on the right (interfering with merging traffic) instead of the left (where they're supposed to). It's also the people who wait until the last second to switch lanes to get where they need to go.

    82. Re:Moo by scdeimos · · Score: 1
      I hate to tell you this, but 35 in a 45 zone is not impeding traffic. 45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions.

      Yes, it is the absolute limit and people should slow down when the conditions inhibit it (such as fog and driving rain).

      Police in New South Wales (Australia) used to routinely book people for obstructing traffic if they were driving slower than 10kmh below the signed limit. We started seeing Road Rage when they stopped. There's also a national road rule that when driving in a 90kmh or faster zone it's "keep left unless overtaking" - not nearly enough people get booked for ignoring it, though.

    83. Re:Moo by maxume · · Score: 1

      Dude, I saw that on a TV show! I can't remember what it was called. There was a lot of facial hair though.

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    84. Re:Moo by belmolis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hmm. Let's see. I point out that there are a wide variety of hazardous conditions, such as darkness, fog, and ice, in which it isn't safe to drive at the speed limit. You then whine about how I'm some sort of defective who shouldn't be allowed on the roads if I can't drive the speed limit in non-hazardous conditions, in others, in precisely the complement of the conditions I cited. In other words, you have stated no rational objection to anything I have said and have no foundation for your gratuitous insults.

    85. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well the stretch I'm reffering to is part of one of three major highways into the nearest big city... Probably 20,000+ cars a day (easily) drive that road... Yet it's 45 mph... It's hardly a residential area unless your worried about hitting cows either... It's all farmland til you get awfully close to the city which is still a good 12 miles away...

      So it can neither be forgotten, considered residential, or otherwise be subject to limitation... It's been the same since I was born at the very least... Police like to set speed traps there because no one in their right mind wants to do 45 on a 6 mile flat straightaway without even hills along it...

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    86. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      'Low traffic' roads doesn't really apply to alot of the ones I'm thinking of... To start with are three major roads that lead from the outlying towns to the largest city in the region... None are interstates, but they are major highways with easily 50,000 cars a day driving on them... Each passes through farmland situated between the outlying towns and the main city so pedestrians are hard to imagine... The worst 'ahrd to see' obstacles along any of those three is one section of road that passes alongside a stretch of wetlands which can overrun... And has giant warning signs about the possibility... The roads are upgraded and expanded (as much as they can be since people own land on either side fo the road) every 3 years to deal with an ever increasing flow of traffic... Yet the speeds haven't changed sicne I was born and in fact my parents remember them being like that from when they were teenagers... The roads have been enhanced alot in the last 40 odd years... I don't see why the speed limit should still be the same...

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    87. Re:Moo by Cromac · · Score: 1

      You'll forgive me if I don't take driving advice from someone with 3 accidents, presumably your fault based on your post. After well over 600,000 accident free miles I'll just have to rely on my experience that speeding does NOT cause accidents. Poor drivers cause, and get into, accidents.

    88. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Instead of just expressing my favourite profanity here at the person above's cluelessness and lack of experience I'll point out that if you don't know the road or don't know the vehicle well yet and don't know why it is a 45 you'll go slower, or if the road is wet, or if you are driving something with a high centre of gravity with crap brakes, tyres designed for other conditions (some 4WD tyres are crap on wet sealed roads) or other defects that were not there from design.

      Here's a story not unique and the poster above should have heard or seen several by now if they have grown up. I took a corner too fast on a mountain road under bad conditions while being tailgated - I should have known better and driven far less than the speed limit but I thought if I braked more the guy only two metres behind would slam into me. The fool behind me in that european sports car that could go quickly in those conditions didn't even stop to help or see if I was alive.

      Sometimes you have to take it slow - despite the smart arse comments ridiculing people above.

    89. Re:Moo by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, a short survey of this particular article thread shows pretty readily that people are under the impression that there's "speed limit" lanes and "speeding" lanes. Anything I can do to dispel that myth is probably worthwhile.

      There is no "traffic cop impersonation" lane either. The tailgater is being obnoxious and dangerous. You are doing the same and thereby making a bad situation worse, and almost certainly violating the law yourself.

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    90. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failure to pay fscking attention to your surrioundings causes accidents.

    91. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEAR HEAR!!!

      I keep wanting to know why people are so very brave to risk thier face being implanted in the back of my car, but are too much of a pussy to pass.

      I have to say this whole topic is one of my biggest pet peeve's. Why is it so hard to leave enough space between two moving vehicles? Though I personally don't care except when either a car comes flying up on me when I am doing the speed limit (with cruise control set) or when the car gets so close that I can no longer see the front tires / bumper / license plate. My solution has always been to slow down for tailgaters, and here is why: if speed == death then less speed == less death. In other words, I won't have a ton of someone else's bad habits shoved up my ass as far. Too me, tailgaters are adverse driving conditions, which we have established should be handled with caution.

    92. Re:Moo by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Then you're back in the city, of course. :)

      Detroit to Chicago is 280 miles.

      100 miles west of Detroit is about halfway between Jackson, MI (birthplace of the Republican party, not many other claims to fame) and Battle Creek, MI (headquarters of Kellogs and a nice airshow). Albion MI would be the closest (travelling on I-94), and you've probably never heard of that little town unless you live around here, and maybe not even then.

      (I post this not to argue with you but because I have found many people who don't live in America have a hard time comprehending how large this country is, especially Europeans. One of my uncles recently told me about a guy who flew into Boston from Europe, and asked for directions to St. Louis for a lunch meeting. Ouch. You can do that in Europe, especially with a fast rail connection; not so much here.)

    93. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah yeah. Everyone but the psychos slows down when the road is wet, when the road is icy, when there's snow etc.

      What this doesn't explain is why I regularly get stuck behind some loser in an ancient, beat up car or truck doing 35 down the 60mph freeway when the damned frontage road has a speed limit of 45 where he could have just as easily driven 35 without clogging up traffic. Or what about the dump truck who is probably loaded to twice its permit weight that can't even make it to 35 going up the side of an overpass? Bonus points if there's a trucker in an overloaded tractor-trailer passing the first guy uphill at 37mph in the left lane. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to allow wide load vehicles to share the road with rushhour traffic? And of course, the grannies and the gramps, but nobody would dare offend the grannies and the gramps, because while they couldn't find their gas with both feet and a map, they vote in droves.

    94. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      > if you, presumably a fully functioning adult human being can not drive 45 in a 45, not only are you a nuissance, you are a risk to the lives of other drivers on the road.

      I always like this argument, and I've heard it a lot : Basically, you are saying that by going less than 45 in a 45 zone *you* are a danger to the other people on the road (note : for a lot of people, going the speed limit is the same). How about this : if you can't safely drive around people who are driving slower than you, then maybe *you're* the one who isn't driving safely? If you can't safely avoid these other drivers, how the hell are you going to handle a deer, or a child (won't someone PLEASE think of the children?) or a sudden obstacle in your way?

      I'll agree that people who drive slower might be catalizers (sp?) for dangerous driving behavior, but they aren't the direct cause. Unless of course you believe that the slower person is responsible for the state of mind of the other drivers, and that these other faster drivers can't really be held responsible for their state of mind ...

      Oh, and before you call me a hypocrite, I do hate it when people drive 35 in a 45 zone. But hey, what's the safest way to drive? Get mad and try to drive into their pants? Or slow down, take a deep breath, and realize that I'll get to work 1 minute late ? I found that driving was much more enjoyable if I just take it easy and let them be .... until a tailgater inevitably joins us though :)

      One last thing, after all I just said, please note that I do always take extra care never to be in a situation where I can slow down other drivers when possible. I don't do it for the tailgaters, I do it for me :) The only situation where that does not apply is on two lane roads (one direction each way). In those cases, pass me already!

      Z.

    95. Re:Moo by panaceaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apart from GNAA ASCII art and first posts, if you can not comprehend what other commenters have written, you should not be writing your own comments. It's as simple as that. With the font size technology and translation software in modern browsers, if you, presumably a fully functioning adult human being, can not understand what a post says, not only are you a nuisance, you are at risk of looking like a buffoon.

      If you must write replies, in the interests of sanity I recommend you wear glasses following the recommendations of your ophthalmologist for your current reading conditions.

      Have you considered arranging for dictator? If you feel that you can not comprehend the contributions of other Slashdot readers, there are public and private services available in most areas to help you meet your reading needs. A good place to get started would be a local nursing home or retirement housing complex.

      The exceptions are not the rule.

    96. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Personally, I found out that most drivers are really clueless about their driving environment. On my way to work, there is a a stretch with a speed limit of 50 km/h (city zone) with four lanes. One one memorable day, I was being tailgated by such a driver, even though I was driving 10 over the speed limit in that zone (which is 'normal' in Quebec for city driving), with no other cars in sight in our direction. I then proceeded with a scientific experiment : after a short while, I changed to the left lane... and was promptly passed on the right by the previous driver... Now, you might assume that that nice fellow wanted to exit on the right shortly after, but then, you'd be wrong.

      Bottom line is, people just don't care about driving safely. We have airbags and insurance (and a nice no-fault policy). Who could ask for more?

      PS : Don't ever slow down and move to the extreme right of the lane to let those moron pass you, it just gets them angrier. Go figure.

      Z.

    97. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What bothers me more than tailgaters is tailgaters who avoid EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PASS YOU, even when there is another lane going the same direction. If they're tailgating when there's no chance to pass, okay, they're annoying me, but I at least understand their position. If they're tailgating me while passing up every opportunity to pass, WTF?
      Your point is valid only in cases where you are not in the passing (left) lane. If you are in the passing lane (didn't say you were, and this is hypothetical) and won't move over for faster traffic, then you are an ass munch.
    98. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What this doesn't explain is why I regularly get stuck behind some loser in an ancient, beat up car or truck doing 35

      Think of what you just wrote - that vehicle may not be safe at higher speeds. While they should get it fixed in the meantime it is better that they don't kill themselves or others. As for trucks - you have to live with it or follow routes where they don't go.

      The last time I borrowed a light truck from work to shift a couple of tonnes of old tapes and paperwork I had to drive like that since it was poorly maintained - the brakes were almost useless and the whole thing shook above 60km/h.

      Tailgating doesn't help - if you want to be an immense male organ on the road just sound your horn a lot instead, it's a lot safer for everyone.

    99. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      Then you are a complete moron. You drove in a manner you believed to be unsafe. Brake for the corners. If he's close, start braking a little early so you can do it a little more gently. Causing an accident in order to avoid an accident is just plaing stupid.

      Don't worry, my sister did the same thing once. So you have good company. I was run off the road once by someone that told the trooper "I saw him, but I hit him anyway." She wasn't amused when the trooper explained that turning on her signal doesn't give her the right to ram other drivers. But I was smart enough to make sure that she hit me before I left the road, and her insurance paid 100% for the damage. If you are going to let someone else cause you to crash (as that's how it appears in your description) at least make their insurance pay and hope their rates go up.

      Oh, and it's actually easier to retain control if you drive the way you want while someone bumps you, rather than steering off the road at high-speed (tires don't grip gravel/grass very well). Thankfully my sister had her crash long before mine, so I made the conscious decision to never point my car off the road to avoid someone. The results were far from pretty for her, and much better for me.

    100. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Then you are a complete moron. You drove in a manner you believed to be unsafe.

      I lost it and drove unsafely becuase I was stressed out by a guy that kept charging up to the bumper on a narrow road. A sudden sharp corner covered with mud and an idiot who has no chance at all to brake in time on my tail - the only choice was to brake gently and try not to lose enough control of the vehicle to end up on the roof. The agresive moron was that surged forward every now and again for a charge was less than two metres behind me - I was merely an idiot that didn't want to be rammed and took a risk that paid off with minor damage (that I fixed myself) as distict from possibly pulling a dead idiot and passengers out of a car in a steep gully.

      In hindsight it would have been better to stop the vehicle - get out - and risk getting bashed to tell the guy to wait until I could find somewhere to pull off the single lane road so he could get past.

      Go ahead - blame criminal dangerous driving by a tailgater on the guy in front who can't go fast due to the conditions.

    101. Re:Moo by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I hate to add to the self-righteous tone of this thread, but here goes...

      You are assuming that someone going 35 is physically incapable of going 45, instead of choosing to do so. There are any number of reasons why you would do this, from slowing down for a turn, unfamiliarity with the area, bicyclist or pedestrian along the road, blind curve, or just not being comfortable with the road - plenty of roads are badly maintained and kept.

      Only a fool would drive the maximum of the limit all the time, and assume that those who don't are "bad drivers".

      And how are you going to deal with tractors, construction equipment, or other slow vehicles allowed on the road?

    102. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      My skill or lack of it was not the issue. Everybody has the limits. My mistake was thinking I knew exactly how good a driver I was; I let my ego override my judgment. Judging from what I see on the freeway — and in this discussion — that's pretty fucking common.

    103. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Twenty years ago, the speed limit along that strech of road was 60 miles per hour. Would it have been unsafe to go faster than that 20 years ago?

      As a matter of fact, yes. Speed limits have been creeping up in the last few years because low speed limits are unpopular. Every time they raise the limit, accident rates go up. If you contact whoever does enforcement for that stretch of highway, you'll probably find that it's no exception.

    104. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you believe that the slower person is responsible for the state of mind of the other drivers, and that these other faster drivers can't really be held responsible for their state of mind ...

      Ah, nice try, but a false dichotomy won't catch me. I'm pissed off at drivers that that are inconsiderate. Period. Whether it's slow in the fast lane, too fast for conditions, driving the wrong way on a one-way road, whatever. The person going 35 in a 45? No real problem for me. However, what about the 10,000 people behind me? Is that comfort level for that one person worth the time they steal from everyone else around them? The really annoying ones are the people that like to drive beside someone else. Yes, I've been trapped behind people going 25 in a 50 for more than a mile, side by side. If one had sped up to 30 in a 50 to get in front of the other, then the 50 or so people they'd trapped in that time could have gotten up to insane speeds, like 40 in a 50. One turned off, and I was able to see both, it wasn't coordinated, it was one slow person and one person that drives the speed of the person next to them. She went 60 next to me on in the same 50 mph zone.

      I don't do it for the tailgaters,

      The State of Texas did a study that found that tailgaters are not a threat. The people at a 2-4 second following distance do the most damage by far. I had the ISBN for that back when I was in college and ran across it in the library, but I've long since lost it. It was an interesting read, concerning the fact that a car tailgating is too close to do any damage, aside from possibly causing loss of control, but the number of cases of this actually happening is small. So tailgating was declared more safe than a 2-4 second following distance (a very deadly distance if the person in front stops and the person behind responds very slowly.

    105. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I came away from all three accidents with somebody else taking the blame. One time I was heading down a mountain freeway when I saw the left lane blocked by a car that had spun out. Even though I was speeding, I was able to stop in time. But before I could merge into the right lane, along come somebody who was going even faster than I was...

      I had three episodes like that in just a few months. Even though it was somebody else's fault in each case, I had to ask myself why I was getting in trouble so much. It isn't enough to be in the right: you want to be safe. And always pushing the limits is not safe.

    106. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Great, you're Mario Fucking Andretti. With mere mortals, speeding causes accidents.

    107. Re:Moo by khallow · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have to get over, but unfortuantely in the US people are either oblivous or purposefully malevolent when it comes to getting over to the right for fast approaching vehicles. I'll never forget how angry my colleague from Germany became as he would get on someone's ass to try and force them to move over to the right and, being a$$hole - or just uninformed - Americans they, of course, ignored him. Meanwhile he's about to have a heart attack he was so mad!

      From what I hear, the US could learn a lot from Germany about real highways and how to drive on them. But since the US isn't going to do that, your friend really should just chill. It's not going to get any better for him.
    108. Re:Moo by khallow · · Score: 1

      Depends on the location. In most US states, driving in the center lane is valid and actually is often a good idea due to short merge lanes. Some places (maybe New Jersey? I don't remember) do require cars to stay to the far left. The dynamics would be like what you are describing then though the people hanging in the middle lane have probably grown up being told that is the safest lane.

    109. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The State of Texas did a study that found that tailgaters are not a threat. The people at a 2-4 second following distance do the most damage by far.

      They may do more damage when a crash actually occurs, but (1) they are vastly less likely to by virtue of actually having time to stop, and (2) the damage they cause is of an accidental or at most negligent nature, as opposed to premeditated malice of a tailgater (for which summary execution is a lawful response in many US jurisdictions).

    110. Re:Moo by khallow · · Score: 1

      If you can drive *safely* at 35 but not at 45 MPH, then I see no problem with the slower speed as long as you routinely turn off so faster traffic can pass you.

    111. Re:Moo by oostevo · · Score: 1

      ... 1. Semis dueling down the interstate seeing whose cruise control will win. For FIVE MILES. ... "... 1. Semis dueling down the interstate seeing whose cruise control will win. For FIVE MILES. ..."

      ha ha. Well done. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. I just recently drove across the country, and this was happening all over the place. At least every 15 minutes or so across the midwest, I'd run into two three-trailer-long semis side by side.

      I know it takes a long time for those guys to pass each other, but come on.

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    112. Re:Moo by Splab · · Score: 1

      Here in Denmark they raised the speedlimit on some of our freeways, lowered it on others and put a hefty fine on speeding and the accidents wen't down.

    113. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Go ahead - blame criminal dangerous driving by a tailgater on the guy in front who can't go fast due to the conditions.

      But you did go too fast for the conditions.

      I lost it and drove unsafely becuase I was stressed out by a guy that kept charging up to the bumper on a narrow road.

      And he was probably stressed out by a guy in front going 20 mph less than he wanted to go. I'm not blaming him and exhonerating him. I'm blaming you for being a myopic hypocrite. You had control over the situation. You should have braked and had him hit you. For one, he probably wouldn't have hit you. For another, you rewarded him for his actions by crashing and proving to him you are an unsafe driver and he was a safe driver.

      You should have just slowed down to a safe speed and driven it. If you completely ignore the person behind you, you will be safest. That's not to say that you should ignore the traffic around you or behind you, but if someone is disturbing you at all, you should ignore the offending behavior. Just to "prove" that is safer, try looking at the crash again. If you had driven as if he wasn't there, you wouldn't have run off the road. Whether he hit you or not, you wouldn't have left the road (presuming you have reasonable skills at retaing control of your car, which is questionable given that we know you've run off the road before).

      Well, since I think you'll go on the defensive, thinking this is an attack on you and your choices, let me say it another way. I've made mistakes. The only way to learn from them is to acknowledge that mistakes were made. Identify them. Decide what could have been done differently. Apply those decisions the next time. You appear to blame the person that didn't hit you and was able to stay on the road for your running off the road. That will leave you a perpetual victim of the bad drivers (which greatly outnumber the good ones). There are *many* things you could have done differently. Stopping was only one of the choices. What else could you have done differently?

      As an aside, I had I nice little Mazda Miata. I was on a road with a curve and a slight hill. Because the Miata was low, I couldn't see well enough to feel safe turning. The car behind me honked at me. I felt my blood pressure rising at that. Well, what could I do? Stay safe and get honked at? Go when I couldn't see far enough to guarantee safety? So I hopped out of my car. I walked back to him. He gripped his steering wheel like he was trying to choke it and had a look of fear on his face. I think he thought I wanted to beat him up or something. His window was cracked, so he could hear me fine and I said (in a very polite, but not patronizing voice), "Excuse me, but I can't see well enough to determine whether it is safe to go. When I feel it is safe to go, I will. I would appreciate if you wouldn't honk at me anymore. Thanks." And I walked back to my car, suddenly much calmer. And I turned when I was sure it was safe.

    114. Re:Moo by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK. It's still a pretty far leap from "I had a wreck one time" to "everybody should drive slower than I am capable of driving."

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    115. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When this happens to me, and it does happen frequently in the rural areas of AZ. As a matter of fact it happened to me tonight.
      I was in a 45mph zone that was reduced to 25 due to construction ahead. I continued to pace the car in front of me at about 38, leaving 2-3 seconds of distance as I always try to do. There was a full sized 4x4 pickup behind my volvo nearly touching my rear window. You know what I did?
      I pulled into the shoulder and slowed to 15mph and let him pass. Now he was the car infront of me's problem.
      Did I get angry? no.
      Did I care? not really. This happens a lot, even when doing 5+ over the speed limit.
      I cannot know why the driver behind me was so pushy or in such a hurry. It is not my business, and I didn't care to make it so.

      What is so difficult about pulling off into the shoulder and slowing down a little? I can understand when there is no shoulder. When this happens I turn on the hazzards, pull to the right as much as possible and continue to slow until the tailgater passes even if I have to slow to 1 mph. Works every time.

      I can bet that if you were not in your car, and walking with your family in the local shopping mall, you would get out of the way if someone behind you was walking faster and you would be polite about it.

    116. Re:Moo by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      "and those who speed up as you attempt to pass them." I don't mind those ones so much, it creates a gap behind them you can slide into. It's the ones that slow down the moment you back off that ought to be shot.

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    117. Re:Moo by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly (or perhaps not) the number of cars that any given road can handle per hour is related to speed and not it the way you might think. For example a road can handle more cars at 50mph than 70mph. So many busy roads have lower speed limits than you might otherwise thing simply to improve the traffic flow.

      Taken to the extreme the London orbital M25 has variable speed limits, so as the traffic volume goes up the speed limit is reduced to keep the traffic flowing.

    118. Re:Moo by elhedran · · Score: 1

      I'm out of mod points so I'll reply :)

      I fully agree. You can't blame your driving on anyone else. If the car tailgating you hits you can causes an accident its their fault. If you drove faster and had an accident without them hitting you its yours, even if their driving was more dangerous than your own.

      I like the idea of ticketing tailgaters not only because they are dangerous but because so many drivers will drive more dangerously in response. I know people who 'tap the brakes and try and frighten tailgaters'. Or 'slow down to half the speed limit to annoy tailgaters'. Unless you are in law enforcement other peoples driving is not your responsibility. Nor is your driving theirs.

      To dblll. We are not saying you are a bad driver, everyone makes mistakes. We are just saying you can't blame you going to fast on someone tailgating you. However I think you already said you would act differently next time so you have already learned from your mistake.

      My learning experiences come from over-taking and took two close calls for me to learn. Now I just make sure I leave enough time to make the journey even if the person in front of me is going 10mph under the limit. I also tend to leave more room in front of me than most other drivers I see. This means I get cut in front of more, but if it also means I avoid an accident I think I can live with that.

    119. Re:Moo by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      These roads are all long stretches (20 odd miles) and flow isn't really an issue... There is a constant flow of traffic both directions on these roads which rarely has pauses of more than 30 seconds (people turning off cross-traffic). They consist of (often) long stretches of open flat road that lasts 7 or more miles, with mostly hills as interruptions (PA is filled with hills) to the eveness of the roads.

      Even if someone tried to use the excuse that there is no point in changing the speed limit in those 7 mile stretches, you'd run into the fact that their are at least 3 speed limit signs restating the low speed limits in those areas... If they have signs already why can't they change those sections...? And the answer comes back to my first point... Governments don't want to change the speed limits on most roads. It has nothing to do with road conditions. It has nothing to do with traffic flow. It's purely a matter of potential income for the state or (more often) local governments.

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    120. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Take it as just face value - a little tale about tailgating being a bad thing in reply to someone complaining about slow drivers. Sometimes people go slowly for reasons and I gave one.
      You should have braked and had him hit you. For one, he probably wouldn't have hit you.

      We would have both gone over the edge and died - but I suppose that would mean a couple less bad drivers and an unknown number of passengers. By me going off a bit furthur we both lived. The right choice would be to not get in the situation to start with by stopping like descibed above but I stupidly felt safer in a moving car than stopping to confront someone that was obviously agressive and frequently charging up so close that I could not see them in any of my mirrors. This would have put the back of his vehicle less than six metres behind at those times. I've learned to ignore tailgaters more but in some cases they ARE idiots that are trying to kill you but don't really know it. Every single tailgater at speed does not understand the capabilities of their vehicle.

    121. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      We are just saying you can't blame you going to fast on someone tailgating you.

      I'm saying that is why I made the decision I did which is different to applying blame. It probably still was the best decision in a bad situation but I had a chance for a few minutes to get out of that situation before it happened. Instead I looked for a place to pull over while driving too fast for a road I didn't know.

      In a lot of places tailgating gets called dangerous driving on the charge sheet - that covers a lot of different behaviour.

    122. Re:Moo by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I agree people shouldn't hog the middle lane but often if you want to make progress at a reasonable speed that's where you end up since the left lane can often contain whole processions of caravans and morris minors barely managing 60mph.

      Whats annoying is people who remain in the middle lane when there is a huge gap in the left lane they could use or who are only going a few mph faster than the left lane.

      Whats really weird is where the lanes seems to flip over and the left lane ends up travelling faster than the right lanes, I was on the M5 down to Exeter last year and was working like that all the way from Birmingham to just past Bristol. I think is caused by moronic caravan drivers sticking to the middle lane and people who feel its an assault to their manhood to not drive in the extreme right hand lane despite the fact its so clogged with traffic that even the caravans are moving faster.

    123. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

      I wonder if the officer/reporter meant 0.4 second was less than half a second.

    124. Re:Moo by garwain · · Score: 1

      I normally drive a Civic Hybrid, and will draft at times (yes, it does give a noticible improvement in gas mileage), however, I will only ride that close behind a semi IF I can communicate with him. I have a CB radio for just this reason. When you are driving a foot or 2 behind something that large, you can't see anything in front, just his tailgate. The trucker, on the other hand can usuaully see a good ways ahead, and know what's happening, unless it's heavy traffic. Since he can see the road ahead, he can usually give warning if something is going to happen, and I can back off. Traffic lights are a good example. Can't see the light through him, but if he's burning it through on yellow, and I know, I can stop instead of being half way through a red light before seeing it. One time, I got one word over the radio that probably saved me. "Deer". The trucker had seen a deer in a field running, and as soon as I heard him, I started backing off, and 5 seconds later, he was breaking for all he was worth.

    125. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      > However, what about the 10,000 people behind me? Is that comfort level for that one person worth the time they steal from everyone else around them?

      That is not my point. You are blending two issues into this. I'm not talking about behing 'civil'. I'm talking about safety. The dangerous drivers is not the slow one, but the aggressive ones who can't cope with slower speeds (or faster speeds).

      I do agree that if there is ever 10,000 vehicules behind you, it's probably a good thing to let them pass :) But then ask yourself this : wan't can't they pass the obviously much slower vehicule? Bad road design? Too much traffic? I will admit that I never have that many people behind me in the rural areas, and when I go to the bigger cities, I usually drive along with the flow of the left-lane traffic. But that is besides the point.

      You could also ask yourself another question : Why don't we all agree on a limit, a magical speed limit, chosen by society somehow, at which we should all strive to drive at for a given road? Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems? :) After all, driving is a priviledge, not a god-given right.

      As far as the dangers of tailgating goes, I do admit that I would like to see studies on that subject. Tailgaters probably do less direct damage in a collision, but that depends on the vehicules and the situation. And if people are doing more damage when they are 2-4 seconds behind other cars, then that's another issue : they just aren't paying attention to their environment, which is just as bad as tailgating (IMHO), if not worse.

      Z.

    126. Re:Moo by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      (USA) I've found the middle lane to be the best lane to be in. I avoid the traffic getting on and off the highway in the right, and I don't block the speed loons in the left lane. If I'm taking a long trip with few exits, I'll go into the right lane until I have to pass someone.

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    127. Re:Moo by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Dude.

      You drove unsafely. You even knew at the time you were driving unsafely. Why do you think you are entitled to sympathy?

      Next time you have to choose between getting rear-ended and driving off a cliff, choose more wisely.

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    128. Re:Moo by karrde · · Score: 1

      Some of the comments there say that someone else will just pull ahead of you. Ahem, they will then get tickets. That's the point. Then they complain that they're close for a minute and get tickets, well, this complaint and the first complaint are opposites.

      There is definitely abuse for this problem. At 55 mph you are traveling 80.6 fps, so at the suggested 2 sec lag you are traveling 160+ ft behind the car in front of you, plenty of room for cars. You are in the center lane, some bozo from the left lane that just passed you cuts between you and the car in front, but closer to you. You pass the cop before you can ease off and give yourself distance. The guy in front is 1.6 sec behind the car in front, and you're only .4 sec behind behind him... guess who's going to get a ticket for tailgating.

    129. Re:Moo by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      had three episodes like that in just a few months. Even though it was somebody else's fault in each case, I had to ask myself why I was getting in trouble so much. It isn't enough to be in the right: you want to be safe. And always pushing the limits is not safe.

      I'll assume that you've taken a defensive driving course since then...

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    130. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm doing the speed limit, and you're in the line of cars behind me - you can kiss my ass, I'm not going out of my way simply so that you can break the law. You want to beef about the incorrect speed limit postings? Then take it up with your city council, not with me.

      It's fuckers like you who cause accidents.

    131. Re:Moo by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Raise speed limits on highways to reasonable levels. No one drives 55 on highways anymore and those that try to are as great a threat to safety as those who quickly cut between busy lanes without signaling.

      "Some of the comments there say that someone else will just pull ahead of you. Ahem, they will then get tickets."

      No, they'll hit their brakes and force you back. And if they don't hit their brakes you'll be tailgaiting momentarily until you create more distance. Of course the odds of a cop being there in the first place are low to nil.

      "Next we can take on gawkers."

      A state trooper once told me that seeing traffic slow down and back up on the OPPOSITE side of the highway during accidents bothered him so much that he wished he could fire a few shots at them sometimes.

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    132. Re:Moo by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Can we add people who drive in the breakdown lane a half mile or more to get to their exit during backups? I'm not talking about doing it a few hundred feet ahead. I've seen people who have actually had to pull over almost get hit by these selfish idiots.

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    133. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In a lot of places tailgating gets called dangerous driving on the charge sheet - that covers a lot of different behaviour.

      Well, being from Texas, tailgating is legal. The only requirement is that you not actually make contact with the vehicle in front. In other words, the Texas standard has you 100% at fault for your crash. If a cop wanted to cite someone for tailgating, they'd either have to be responding to a crash or they'd have to do what you suggest and call it something else.

    134. Re:Moo by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      That's not really true. I've seen irresponsible drivers who both speed and do less than the speed limit. Unfortunately, those who do under the speed limit are often more of a risk, since the "flow" of traffic is much higher than the 1 or 2 people going so slowly. I'm sure you can see why that would be bad.

      Maybe it's different because I live in Canada, but on our major highways in Ontario (i.e. the 401 through Toronto), the Flow of traffic is often much higher than the speed limit (speed limit: 100km/h, average flow is 120). Those who wish to do 100km/h or less may do so in the right lane, though doing less will get people annoyed. Those going faster do so in the left lane, and if a car that is going 90km/h suddenly appears in the left lane (i.e. the move over), it's going to cause a lot of shit.

    135. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Sometimes people go slowly for reasons and I gave one.

      Well, then your point was completely missed by your justifications for the outcome and blame placing. "I was on an unfamiliar road and went too fast for conditions. I should have gone slower, but I was distracted from safe driving by a tailgater. I know now that the situation is 100% under my control, but tailgaters can still cause a distraction." Instead, your story read more like "I got run off the road by someone that never hit me, never honked, in fact, did nothing other than follow me, but still ran me off the road." And yes, I think that you can be 100% at fault, even with a distraction. I've never seen a woman in a bikini walking along the road get held liable for a collision near her, but I know of more than one person that had a crash because of outside influences like a woman walking along the street.

    136. Re:Moo by jafac · · Score: 1

      . . . yeah, and when they finally DO pass you, THEN they slow down. They didn't need to get where they're going any faster - they just want to be IN FRONT. That REALLY pisses me off, because if you pass them, then they tailgate you again, so you're almost compelled to drive 20 over for an extended period, or stop and eat lunch, just to lose the bastard.

      Or, how about the asshole that's driving 10 under in the left lane, and when an extra lane opens up, SPEEDS UP!

      If I ever end up in a road-rage incident, surely it will be because of one of these jackasses.

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    137. Re:Moo by jafac · · Score: 1

      Hah- what I've learned after 25 years of driving, is that your punishment for driving more than 1 car-length back from the guy in front of you, is someone else slips in.

      Tailgaters are just protecting themselves from cut-off-assholes. I wish the cops would bust these jerks. There'd be a whole lot less tailgating if people weren't constantly afraid someone was going to slip into the 15 feet between them and the guy in front of them.

      It happens every fucking time. They speed up to slip into the gap, and once they're in front of you, they slow down. Fuck. That. Shit.

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    138. Re:Moo by TragicComic · · Score: 1

      "There can be a smart speeder." Are you high? Don't you understand the difference between the amount of damage occurs in an accident at 65 and an accident at 85? I'm sorry, but unless you are Spiderman and have some sort of spider sense, in all likely hood you don't have the reflexes to deal with emergency situations on a road (not a race course) at 85 mph. Just in case you didn't know it, traveling at 85 mph, you are moving at ~120 feet per second. That's ~ 10 car lengths... every second. I'm sorry, but a "smart speeder" is an oxymoron.

    139. Re:Moo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That's not my point at all. I'm not the benchmark, the posted speed limit is. Yeah, it's arbitrary, but that's the nature of rules. I'm sure there are people out there who can drive 300 mph without getting in an accident, but if you let one person do it, you have to let everybody do it.

    140. Re:Moo by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I drive 35 in a lot of 45s... when there's a light every 2 blocks and lots of people entering and exiting the road there's no point in driving any faster. That would only lead to me having to brake harder and more frequently, and I don't like to brake.

      Anyone who complains can either shoot me or shut up.

    141. Re:Moo by drew · · Score: 1

      It's not so much being an asshole as realizing that as the number of people on the road increases you have to be more focused on watching out for yourself and that no one will ever hit you given a reasonable opportunity to avoid it (exempting cab drivers).

      I live near Denver, which by many people's standards is a pretty large city, and the drivers here drive me crazy because they are far too nice to be driving in city this size. They'll slow down an entire freeway because the driver on the onramp and the driver in the right lane both keep slowing down further and further trying to let the other go first. Seriously, guys, just step on the gas and go- it's not that hard. I realize that my driving standards might be a little f*ed up, having first learned to drive in Southern California, and then spent 8 years in Chicago, but there's no reason I should have to hit my brakes when I'm 5 cars back from a guy trying to merge, and it's nearly unfathomable to me that one busy onramp can back up a three lane highway for over a quarter of a mile.

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    142. Re:Moo by drew · · Score: 1
      with his head lights on (in the middle of a hot summer day)


      You know, a lot of cars have their headlights on all the time now, right? Even my cheapo little Corolla has daytime running lights.
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    143. Re:Moo by NiteShaed · · Score: 1
      Taken to the extreme the London orbital M25 has variable speed limits, so as the traffic volume goes up the speed limit is reduced to keep the traffic flowing.


      Ah, but is that the real reason?
      "...the very shape of the M25 forms the sign odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, and means 'Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds.' The thousands of motorists who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as water on a prayer wheel, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil to pollute the metaphysical atmosphere for scores of miles around. It was one of Crowley's better achievements... and had involved three computer hacks, two break-ins, one minor bribery and, when all else had failed, two hours in a squelchy field shifting the marker pegs a few but occultly incredibley significant meters" -- Good Omens
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    144. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a bit north of the border, in Ontario, Canada you can be charged with (and even on appeal will still be convicted) of speeding 100 km/h in a 100 km/h zone when the average speed of traffic in that area is higher than 100 km/h.

      35 mph in a 45 mph zone, if it is anything like that highway in Ontario, is so dangerous a police escort would be required if you want to avoid prosecution.

    145. Re:Moo by Phiu-x · · Score: 1

      After 25 yrs on the road you seriously got to accept that fact. I mean, what's the difference if someone is getting in front or behind you ? Either way, they have to get into the traffic. Either way, its one more car on he same road as you. So what is it ? Personally I don't give a flying fuck about people doing that. Hell, that's why I try to keep about 2 cars lenght ... So they don't cut me off! I don't create the opportunity by giving them space , not by limiting it. Its less stressfull for me that way. I keep my 15 feet no matter what. At the end of my commute, maybe 4 cars managed to get before me. And I don't give a fsck about being 4 cars late... :)

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    146. Re:Moo by joshetc · · Score: 1

      Naturally when you are accelerating or deccelerating as a result of traffic / lights there is an exception. My issue comes from driving on multiple mile stretches in multiple lane roads where people insist on driving under the speed limit in the passing lane.

    147. Re:Moo by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I was stopped at a bar watching the traffic snarl in a mountain town and realized that nearly all of the people doing this were merging back onto the highway!! Ever since that realization I'll crowd the shoulder if I see someone trying this asshole move. The frickin tow truck couldn't get through to clear the wreck because so many assholes were clogging the shoulder!

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    148. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that in Texas it is legal to drive without seatbelts too but that still doesn't make it a sensible thing to do.

    149. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about behing 'civil'. I'm talking about safety.

      I believe the two are linked. If you are uncivil, and everyone around you is uncivil as well, then the chance of something escalating to unsafe is much higher. Claiming "Yes, I insulted his mother, sister and dog, but he's the one that hit me first" doesn't absolve you of complicity in the unsafe act. Civility on the roads will breed safety.

      Why don't we all agree on a limit, a magical speed limit, chosen by society somehow, at which we should all strive to drive at for a given road? Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems?

      Nope. Because, for one, the speed limits are set for the "safe" speed for impared drivers. Do you honestly think that a professional driver in a nice Ferrari can't go 110 mph on an empty West Texas interstate safely? Well, if you set the speed limit lower than safe, then you have admitted that speed limits are unrelated to safety. If you have a pile of laws that don't do what we are told they are supposed to do, then they have failed. Why should I follow a law that is a failure? I don't see many people following them. Perhaps a better question is, why do some drivers choose to drive unsafely (and yes, 55 in a 55 when everyone else is going 80 is unsafe on the part of the driver going 55) just to follow an arbitrary number that no one else is following? And why is there a hard limit on all roads, but a hard minimum only on very few roads, and that minimum rarely (if ever) enforced? Wouldn't it make more sense to come up with a recommended speed? That's what people treat the speed limits as, so why not adjust the law to match the actuality?

      I do admit that I would like to see studies on that subject.

      That'll never happen. As far as I know, there was one and only one study done about the effects of marijuana on drivers. The result of the study was that stoned people are safer than sober people. So the government decided it was best to only prove things that support their agenda. Since everything I've ever seen indicates that tailgaters are safer (don't ask me why, but that's what the numbers indicate to me), I don't see the government repeating the error from before. They only spend money to show how bad drinking and driving is, because they know the answer to that question. But for actually trying to identify new unsafe or safe things? That might result in counterintuitive or politically embarrassing results, so they won't pay for those studies, even if doing so may end up saving lives. They'll just run yet another study to show that drunks kill.

      Oh, and on that, the federal government does not recognize suicide as a cause of a crash. So, if someone were to try to work up the courage for a suicide with a little alcohol, then speed into a bridge support, it is caused by drinking and speeding. It doesn't matter if there is a note, a videotape, or such. The cause of the crash can't be anything other than what's on the list the government comes up with, and it would fall under alcohol related and speed related. This gives us numbers that are not accurate. If I drive home sober and a person in the back seat is drunk, and a pedestrian on the bridge above me falls onto my car, the crash can be accurately reported to be alcohol related, since a passenger was drunk. Using statistics that way harms the public by hiding actual risk factors in order to trump up the ones that are vilified. Just like "following too closely" is what is used to prove that tailgaters are unsafe, but I know of times that was checked when the person following was more than 5 times the recommended following distance back. There isn't a collection for "less than one car length," which is what I'd call tailgating, maybe up to 30 ft at highway speeds on a multilane road with no other traffic. But, just like running over a drunk pedestrian is used in the DUI statistics, and going too slow for conditions is used for speed related crashes, they like that following at a 10+ second distance will still be related in a manner that reflects on tailgating.

    150. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry I can't reply in full to your thorough post (since I have limited break time :), but I'd like to make one clarification to my original intent :

      I proposed that we inforce a single speed not because that speed is inherently safer than another, but because it would prevent a lot of situations where *perceived* un-civility arises. Let me explain with an example : When I drive the speed limit on a rural road (say 90 km/h), and I'm joined by a tailgater, who's being uncivil? Me for not stopping on the side of the road to let him pass, or him for tailgating? From my point of view, he started it. But from his POV, I did. For the vast majority of the people out there, being uncivil to someone is completely justified if the other started it... It usually degenerates fast from there :)

      As far as reflexes go, I only ask for one thing : if I have to slam on the brakes NOW for any reason (which never happened to me with cars following), the preceeding cars have to be able to stop without hitting me. Period. If you are a racecar driver and can do that even though you are an inch away from my car, then fine. But how can I tell the difference? From my point of view, and from experience, the vast majority of people aren't racecar drivers. And my chances of being hit by the preceeding cars is inversely proportionnal to the distance from my car :) So when I see a car 6 feet away from me, it is usually safe to assume that I'm dealing with another jerk who's being 'uncivil' (statistically speaking). It is very hard to keep cool when you perceive someone as a jerk. Inter-car communications would help resolve that :) We would see how civil people really are then, and I bet it wouldn't be pretty.

      So, where does that leave us? You're being uncivil for going too fast, and I'm being uncivil for driving too slow. Even if we adjust the speed limit to a higher value, this will still happen, so I don't think it's a good solution. What we need is better passing rules of engagement with strong enforcement. But I don't see that happening until each car is constantly monitored via GPS by the authorities...

      In the meantime, the only solution left is to rise above the crowd, and be civil to uncivil drivers :)

      Z.

    151. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Ooo, ooo, one last thing I forgot to mention following my train of thought : slow cars drivers are said to be rude because they are slowing other people down. Drivers who tailgate (and aren't racecar drivers) are being rude by endangering other people's lives. Assign weights and judge accordingly.

    152. Re:Moo by elhedran · · Score: 1

      It probably still was the best decision in a bad situation No, it wasn't.

      I looked for a place to pull over while driving too fast for a road I didn't know You were driving too fast. I don't really care why you made your decision, you made it. And you crashed, according to your own words. I can't see how you can claim that was the best decision.

      Maybe it will take another close call for you to learn that you were in error. I hope you and those around you survive it.
    153. Re:Moo by plover · · Score: 1
      Yes, because we all know that Traffic Vigilantes cause safety to happen, and that the people you are now forcing to drive the speed limit aren't going to mistake you for a self-sanctimonious assclown, pass you on the shoulder, and aggressively cut you off the first chance they get. Who knows, now that you've taught them how to drive they might not be so careless when cutting in front of you that they won't accidentally clip your front bumper some day, spinning you beneath the tractor trailer in the right lane you were pacing.

      "He enjoyed his righteous glee until the very end" makes for a pretty pathetic epitaph.

      Tell you what. You get trained, a badge, a gun, and a car with flashing red lights on the top, and then you can control how other people drive. Until that time, if you are serious about being safe and preventing accidents, avoid aggressive drivers. There are two proven ways you can do this: stay in the right lane unless passing, or stay off the roads altogether. If you find you're still being tailgated in the right lane, gently slow down until the traffic in the left lane is passing you, giving the tailgater ample opportunity to use the left lane to speed by you. But getting or staying in the way of an aggressive driver is likely the highest risk driving maneuver you can perform while sober (perhaps even higher than shoving a cell phone in your ear.)

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    154. Re:Moo by RealUlli · · Score: 1
      . . . yeah, and when they finally DO pass you, THEN they slow down. They didn't need to get where they're going any faster - they just want to be IN FRONT. That REALLY pisses me off, because if you pass them, then they tailgate you again, so you're almost compelled to drive 20 over for an extended period, or stop and eat lunch, just to lose the bastard.

      Happens to me all the time, too. OTOH, sometimes I exhibit a similar behaviour - when the person in front of me "feels" unsafe to me - i move up on them very slowly, but don't have a real reason to pass - they match my speed pretty closely. I usually overtake them, then slow down to my previous speed. The reason for doing that, IMHO, is that I don't want to have to keep watching out for them - I want lots of free space in front of me. I think that way, I don't have to concentrate on not hitting them, should they suddently slow down and can concentrate on not hitting other things...

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    155. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      slow cars drivers are said to be rude because they are slowing other people down. Drivers who tailgate (and aren't racecar drivers) are being rude by endangering other people's lives.

      It is an unsupported assertion that tailgaters are endangering anyone's lives. A slow driver is directly affecting other's lives in a negative manner. A tailgater, at best, has some potential for affecting others. Which one is actually doing something? I would rather see people who cause crashes tossed in jail than ban driving that some people might possibly be unsafe with a lack of evidence.

      if I have to slam on the brakes NOW for any reason (which never happened to me with cars following), the preceeding cars have to be able to stop without hitting me. Period. If you are a racecar driver and can do that even though you are an inch away from my car, then fine. But how can I tell the difference?

      You can't. So, you drive like they will stop. You must remain safe. Period. You can't control their driving, so quit worrying about it. You'll be safer driving however you want as if the person behind you isn't there than fixating on what is behind you. Perhaps if you weren't staring at your rearview mirror constantly you would have seen the thing that made you stop sooner.

      What we need is better passing rules of engagement with strong enforcement. But I don't see that happening until each car is constantly monitored via GPS by the authorities...

      I have a better solution. Make all traffic laws optional, then assign fault based on anyone breaking the traffic rules. Have causing a crash be a criminal offense. You don't need to monitor anything. The drivers will drive as safely as they feel necessary, and if someone drives unsafely and crashes, then they'll be punished for it. At the very least, it would get rid of the people that claim "I'm allowed to run people off the road that are breaking the law" or "I can drive in the fast lane at the speed limit because no one should be going any faster" or all the other things that illegal and unsafe traffic vigilantes come up with.

    156. Re:Moo by boarsai · · Score: 1

      I know the type of commodore he was driving, as far as I recall the headlights aren't hard wired on with that particular model. I'm also quite familiar with hard wired headlights, I have a GSXR 600... most bikes have 'em hard wired these days. I'm pretty sure it's a legality thing in our country (aus). I'm also aware of the ignorance of older drivers who know of such and generally like to bitch about motorcyclists with their headlights on during the day. The fact he had his headlights, coupled with speeding and riding my arse for no apparent reason suggested he was trying to be cool IMHO. You can make another deduction but that's mine and I'm sticking to it like a perpetulent child.

    157. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      > It is an unsupported assertion that tailgaters are endangering anyone's lives.

      Maybe we don't have the same definition of tailgaters : to me, a tailgater is someone who'll smash into me if a suddenly break. By definition, they are endangering me by removing the possibility to avoid something by breaking without being ran into. It's a fact that cannot be denied. What can be argued though, is what is this magical safe distance. Like you pointed out, it varies from person to person and from situation to another. However, I'll argue that there is minimum distance that is totally unsafe, however fast your reflexes might be. I guarantee you that 99% of the people out there can't stop when they are 10 feet away from me going 60 MPH. These are the ones that are worrying.

      > Which one is actually doing something? I would rather see people who cause crashes tossed in jail than ban driving that some people might possibly be unsafe with a lack of evidence.

      Ok, I'll bite. Now all we have to do is evaluate the worth of damages due to unsafe driving VS time lost to slow drivers. Apple and oranges really (if you value life in terms other than dollars). Personnally, I'd rather take my chances and accept the fact that I might not get to where I'm going in the most efficient way. I'd also bet that more ordely driving (bug-free computer controlled?) would get us home faster than the horrible mess of speeding cars we have now. I can't seem to find the website with the simulations on it. Darn weak google-fu. Oh, and do tailgaters get home faster than someone going the same speed but which keeps a reasonnable distance from other cars? I don't think so.

      > Perhaps if you weren't staring at your rearview mirror constantly you would have seen the thing that made you stop sooner.

      Hehehe :) Now you're extrapolating from your own distorted view of slower drivers. Here, let me try my own distorted goggles : Perhaps if you weren't so intent on reaching your destination as fast as possible, with complete disregard for other people on the road, you could get home with a lot less frustration an anger on your mind :p

      > or all the other things that illegal and unsafe traffic vigilantes come up with

      At least we agree on one thing. We're not there to Police the road, just to get home safely. Vigilantes are as bad as tailgaters.

      Z.

    158. Re:Moo by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And then you just slow down and reopen the gap.

      In the end, the guy 8 cars ahead at best saves 2 minutes at the light when you all get off the freeway.

      In some cases, they'll cut over into another lane to save time and you'll putter past them.

      Driving is a fun and cool activity and isn't a race unless you are just a minute or two late for something. If you're later than that, who cares - you are late already and a minute or two won't matter. If you are running early, who cares again.

      My only pet peeves is
      1) being nice and waving people in (who have their signals on) and they hesitate and hesitate and...

      2) People who drive to the very end of the merge lane and then basically ram the person there unless they stop. (and I guess the converse, being polite and trying to merge in and folks don't "zipper" with you but instead cut you off).

      But life is good... your radio is working... you've got your health.

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    159. Re:Moo by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Maybe we don't have the same definition of tailgaters : to me, a tailgater is someone who'll smash into me if a suddenly break. By definition, they are endangering me by removing the possibility to avoid something by breaking without being ran into. It's a fact that cannot be denied.

      How many times have you been rammed from behind? How many of those were from someone following too closely? How many times have you been tailgated?

      I will submit that if you have been tailgated frequently and have never had a collision with a tailgater, then you have just shown that tailgating is safe. It certainly is not a fact that a tailgater will necessarily hit you if you braked. I know many people that complain about tailgating in traffic with stop lights. They manage to slow for the next light without getting hit, so that indicates that the certainty you assign is not so certain.

      Apple and oranges really (if you value life in terms other than dollars).

      They are directly comperable. If you "kill" 80 years of man-hours, you have taken away the equivelent of one lifetime. Is it somehow better to take 1/4 of the life period from 4 people than 100% from one person?

      Perhaps if you weren't so intent on reaching your destination as fast as possible, with complete disregard for other people on the road, you could get home with a lot less frustration an anger on your mind :p

      Oh, I'm not frustrated. I have fun weaving in and out of traffic at three times the limit in bizzards. It is like my favorite jokes about the people with the Christian fish on their cars: They all drive so badly because they want to introduce you to their God.

      Oh, and do tailgaters get home faster than someone going the same speed but which keeps a reasonnable distance from other cars? I don't think so.

      Ah, but what if they do? If everyone tailgated, then the roads would have a higher throughput. When you leave a reasonable distance between cars, you waste space. With everyone tailgating, everyone will get home sooner. Two seconds isn't much savings, but when you talk about a freeway with 200,000 cars per day, that's over 200 hours per day saved (cars per day measured each way, but driven both ways). Tailgaters save everyone else so much time we should be thanking them.

    160. Re:Moo by Technician · · Score: 1

      Yes, and most of them mean either:
      A) You're not paying attention and are therefore dangerous.
      B) Your ability to drive is impaired and are therefore dangerous.


      Um what part of the world are you from. I've been to several countries and here are a few valid reasons.

      Portland Oregon, fog freezing rain, frost on overpasses and bridges, heavy rain with standing water

      Okinawa Japan, Typhoon rains.. Official motto for it is half speed double alert.

      Maine, at dusk animals in the road. In the summer along the coastline, tourists in the road.

      Hawaii, Dense smoke over highway and dense fog

      LA, Dense smoke over highway.

      I spun out a car in Maine doing 10 MPH in a 35 zone. The freezing rain was followed with just enough snow so the studs didn't bite. The morning sun brought the ice up to the wet point which finished greasing the road. If I was going the speed limit I would have had more damage then just a bent tailpipe.

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    161. Re:Moo by Technician · · Score: 1

      What bothers me more than tailgaters is tailgaters who avoid EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PASS YOU, even when there is another lane going the same direction. If they're tailgating when there's no chance to pass, okay, they're annoying me, but I at least understand their position. If they're tailgating me while passing up every opportunity to pass, WTF?

      If they are creating a hazard, I usualy switch on my hazard lights and remain on cruise control. They don't take long to figure out what the hazard is and take steps to fix it with no additional hints. Many tailgaters don't want the fact they are endangering some, pointed out to everyone on the road. Blinking hazard lights attract attention that they do not want.

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    162. Re:Moo by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Actually, where I live we get tons of snow.

      My point is that nearly all the valid reasons for driving below the posted speed limit are or become obvious to a person following in a fairly short period of time. The frustrating situation is when some jerk is driving inexplicably slow, only to find out when you do get a chance to pass that they're too busy talking on their cellphone to properly control their vehicle.

      Driving more slowly than necessary is quite often an indicator that something is wrong inside that vehicle. Then you're trying to guess whether they're distracted, drunk, or disabled. You have to assume they're dangerous and deal with that while also trying to find a safe way to pass.

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    163. Re:Moo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      OK - time for reading comprehension classes kids - start with your own posts and the bits you quote within them. Extra points for learning to play the ball and not the man.

    164. Re:Moo by walter.dufresne · · Score: 1

      Drivers who are intimately familiar with (and bored by) a particular commute are certainly more likely to tailgate on their "home" roads than those drivers who are new to those exact same roads. The familiar drivers project their expectations for speed upon the unfamiliar drivers.

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    165. Re:Moo by jafac · · Score: 1

      But life is good... your radio is working...

      No - fucking thing is broken!

      you've got your health.

      bad back. . .

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    166. Re:Moo by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Bad backs really suck.

      They can often be fixed if you can get to a specialist.

      I am merely a massage therapist but one of my happy memories of this year was fixing the local owner of a restaurants back. He was hitting himself with a hammer and I knew exactly what was wrong so I offered to fix it. And I did.

      What I didn't know was that it had been bad for 10 YEARS. And now it's fixed! He'd apparently broken 3 of those rubber hammers on it and was finally using a steel hammer so it wouldn't break.

      If you have never been, you might try going to a chiropractor just 2 or 3 times. It might be permanently fixed.

      The guys back has now been fixed for 4 months. One thing I can point to when I'm old, is that I cured another person's chronic pain.

      Best of luck with the back.

      Broken radio SUCKS tho.

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    167. Re:Moo by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      > How many times have you been rammed from behind? How many of those were from someone following too closely? How many times have you been tailgated?

      None :) I try my best to avoid situations where I'm being tailgated. It's not just always possible. But I think you didn't understand my point : I was speaking about statistics and the entire driving population. Otherwise, if I only think of myself, who never had an accident (minor or otherwise) in 15+ years of driving, with 170,000km on my present car, then I could therefore assume that my driving practices are excellent and that I should not question my driving! By the gods, I didn't even have accidents where 'it's all their fault!' :) ah faulty logic, where would I be without it :)

      > They are directly comperable. If you "kill" 80 years of man-hours, you have taken away the equivelent of one lifetime. Is it somehow better to take 1/4 of the life period from 4 people than 100% from one person?

      I disagree. There are a couple of things wrong with your assessment. First of all, you are comparing killed time with killed people? Wow... just... wow. I don't value my time above the safety of others. I think that it's better to all equally share the load of 'killed time' (which is rather small for an individual), rather than for one person to lose his life to an impatient driver. That's the reality of traffic. You have to share the road, and you'll always meet someone who goes slower or faster than you. I do realize that it applies to all the drivers out there, from the slower ones to the fastest ones. This means I always pay extra attention not to get in the way of other people ... up to a point. After all, the road belongs to all, not just the fastest drivers. Just like I have to cope with the inevitable bad driver, you have to cope with the inevitable slower driver.

      The second one, which also relates to the rest of your post, is the false assumption that tailgaters improve the flow of traffic. The studies I found indicated that they actually slow down the traffic! Here's a non-scientific report (sorry, I can't find the real ones only tonight, took me a while to find them the first time.. so you don't have to take my word for it, hopefully, your google-fu will be stronger than mine) http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/000911.html. And here's another : http://www.nature.com/news/1998/981126/pf/981126-8 _pf.html. And another : http://www.dctech.com/physics/features/0700.php.

      Basically, tailgaters tend to overreact to small changes in speed to the lead car. This leads to a domino effect where the preceding cars slow down more and more, creating a important slowdown in the traffic in the long run.

      So, in the end, not only are you endangering others (reduced reaction times, reduced visibility) but you are also slowing down traffic. I am therefore not thanking you :p

      Z.

      I grow tired of this. Thanks for the discussion :)

      > Oh, I'm not frustrated. I have fun weaving in and out of traffic at three times the limit in bizzards

      I liked that one :)

    168. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you shouldn't feel so diminished by someone pulling in front of you. That says a lot about your character.

  3. Possible problem by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Troll

    What if the people using the device selectively target who they pull over based on its readings?

    Oh, wait, that applies to everyone who will be using it.

  4. Laser Technology Inc by webrunner · · Score: 2, Funny
    The detectors described in the article are built by Laser Technology Inc.,


    Wow, what a name. Wonder how they came up with it? I guess they're just creative.
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    1. Re:Laser Technology Inc by wfberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      The detectors described in the article are built by Laser Technology Inc.,

      Wow, what a name. Wonder how they came up with it? I guess they're just creative.


      Yeah, but that name was already taken.

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    2. Re:Laser Technology Inc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The detectors described in the article are built by Laser Technology Inc.,


      Wow, what a name. Wonder how they came up with it? I guess they're just creative.


      First rule of a good business name: it should describe your product(s) or service(s).
    3. Re:Laser Technology Inc by kenwood720 · · Score: 1

      Wayne's World

      Wayne Campbell: Hey Tiny, who's playing today?
      Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles.
      Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?
      Tiny: They suck!
      Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

  5. They don't ticket for this anyway! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    They never ticket for this anyway. What is the point of detecting it, and how is it better than eyeballs,or even a digital picture?

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    1. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      You can't just glance at two cars and know if they rear car is following too close.

      IIRC, most laws define tailgating by the ~time~ between two cars, not the distance. In Utah, at least, it's the two second rule.

      So tailgating at 20 MPH is very different than tailgating at 80 MPH.

      The laser can calculate in an instant if the rear car is breaking the law and by how much. Much less subjective. By eye you could only pull over the most blatant tailgater's.

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    2. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by kaufmanmoore · · Score: 1

      Yes they do, be careful if ur comin through nc during busy driving times cause they have "aggressive driving enforcement areas" where they do crack down on tailgating (officially: following to closely). A laser would hold up much better in court than eyeballing it and even more than a picture since you wont need an "expert's" interpretation.

    3. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driving less than one car length behind another car at 70+ MPH is clearly tailgating and the police will just shoot the front car with his speed gun to see if he's speeding. I've seeing it hundreds of times. They don't pull over any tailgaters. Anyway, you should start with teh most blatant ones anyway. Of course.

    4. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      By eye you could only pull over the most blatant tailgater's.

      So? That's still enough to keep the nation's entire police force busy 24/7/365!

      By the way, apostrophes make things posessive, not plural!

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    5. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      So what does it take to keep the punctuation police force busy 24/7/365?

      Besides, the point isn't to keep the police busy. Just the opposite. It's to free them up to do more productive things.

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    6. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by Gunnut1124 · · Score: 0

      Police never = Productive. The point of the police is to impede things, not make them happen. If your police force is being productive, then they aren't ding their job correctly.

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    7. Re:They don't ticket for this anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, they most certainly do. My bank account is about $200 smaller because of a "following too close" ticket a couple years ago.

      I was going about 60 in a 65, heavy traffic, in the second lane (of four) from the right. Some moron in the right lane was going about 40-45, and everyone in my lane was passing him. I was maintaining a safe following distance, which was my first mistake. Mr. Moron saw the gap in front of me which wasn't large enough to acommodate his slower speed and decided to cut in front of me at the last instant anyway.

      Usually when this happens, they at least attempt to speed up quickly. Normally I can get away with a very light tap on the brakes so the tailgater behind me doesn't slam into me, and at the same time I don't get too close to the idiot who cut me off. But no, this guy proceeded to slow down even further after getting in front of me. So suddenly my safe following distance was drastically reduced and quickly heading towards nil. My choice was to either slam on the brakes hard and risk getting hit from behind, or ride up way too close to Mr. Moron. My second mistake was not slamming on the brakes immediately.

      By the time I increased brake pressure to slow down hard, I was already right on his tail, and the red lights were already flashing behind me. I'll admit that this guy's stunt irritated me so that I probably lingered an extra couple of seconds on his bumper, so wasn't a completely bogus citation. Just frustrating to get caught in a situation like that when I don't go around tailgating all the time like a lot of drivers I see. The cop wasn't a jerk at all, but very stern and unforgiving to the point that I knew there was no use in trying to explain my point of view.

      Doh!

  6. Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

    True. But it's a lot less than he thinks.

    1. Re:Hehe by internewt · · Score: 1

      I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

      True. But it's a lot less than he thinks.

      I thought the same. I think my brain cell is functioning, and I've done some numbers [1]. TFA doesn't mention speed, but at 40mph the vehicles would be separated by 28.2" (72cm), at 55mph (88.5kph) it would be 38.7" (98cm). That is pretty fucking close, though I've had dicks driving behind me closer. Why is it usually a BMW (with their front fog lights on) or a Merc that does this shit?

      [1] How fucking pathetic? Bragging on /. cos I've done some GCSE level maths....

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    2. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are pretty pathetic, that's for sure. There is a difference between 0.4 seconds, and 0.04 seconds.

    3. Re:Hehe by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Wow. this is why I hate people who can do calculus. here, let me help you.

      0.5 > 0.04.

      by a lot.

      sound better?

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    4. Re:Hehe by internewt · · Score: 1

      here, let me help you.

      Whoops, I worded my post badly, and so I've come across like I went to the Dubya school of maths!

      What I meant was that the AC was right to make a sarcastic remark at the stupidity of TFA's statement saying 0.04 seconds is less than half a second. Whilst saying 0.04s < 0.5s is correct, it sounded like officer Barbrady in TFA has a loose grasp on maths as he doesn't recognise the differences between 0.4 and 0.04, and so implied that 0.04s is nearly half a second.

      On the brightside, I could imagine that if you were stopped by this officer for speeding, then you could get out of a ticket by saying that what you were doing was OK because you were doing less than the speed of sound!

      The distances separating the vehicles I posted were based on the cars being 0.04s apart, and the distances sound "right" for tailgating; about 3 feet (not 3 yards). The legal 2 second gap is 50 times the distance that those 'gaters were caught doing!

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    5. Re:Hehe by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Wasn't meant to be insulting, just a funny jab at how you were overanalyzing the statement.

      0.04 s between cars wouldn't make them going faster than the speed of sound, either, but it'd definitely mean that you could step on both cars at the same time with the same foot. That's a rather blatant tailgater, collision imminent, captain.

      In any case I agree the officer was probably using Texan math. I've heard people say "point oh four" when they meant to say "oh point four."

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  7. California rules by wsanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're supposed to allow 1 foot for each 10 MPH of speed, you inconsiderate clod. And an extra 10 feet if you're watching a movie on the DVD player in the dash, and 10 more feet if it's a porn movie.

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    1. Re:California rules by CommunistHamster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yup, 10 feet seems about enough for the other motorists to avoid crashing into my "huge car"

    2. Re:California rules by L7_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      I always thought it was a flat '2 second' distance. However, most people can't translate seconds (a time unit) into a feet (a distance unit) using the most basic of physics so they come up with the 1ft per 10mph of speed. This flat time rule is the same as your fluctuating distance rule: the slower you are going, the closer you are (in that two seconds you cover less distance) and the faster you are going the further back you are.

      I like to look at a car's rear bumper, see it cross one of the dotted lines or reflectors in the road as a reference point and count in my head 'one one-thousand', 'two one-thousand' and if I pass that same reference point in the road before I complete that second 'one-thousand', then I know that I am too close. Much easier to actually calculate than the 1ft per 10mph. ;)

    3. Re:California rules by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That moist "splat" sound was the point hitting you in the forehead.

      Stand up. Stretch your hand up over your head. The distance from the floor to your hand is the distance they were JOKING ABOUT HAVING between you and the car before you at highway speeds. Does that sound prudent to you?

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    4. Re:California rules by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      The last time I worked for the BLM, they required us to take a safe driving course. They told us to use three seconds, rather than two (which is what I was taught when I started driving). My younger siblings are also being taught three seconds. It seems to me that the "experts" may be revising their thinking on this :)

    5. Re:California rules by dapsychous · · Score: 1

      So... at 50MPH I'm supposed to be 5 feet off of your bumper?

      Let's see, 5280 ft per mile, 50 miles per hour, 60 min per hour, 60 sec per hour

      5280 * 50 = 264000 ft per hour
      264000 / 60 = 4400 Ft per min
      4400 / 60 = 73.3 ft per sec
      5 ft / 73.3 ft = ~ .0682 seconds of reaction time.

      At 50MPH, that would only allow 0.0682 seconds of reaction time. The average human response time is about .5 seconds. So, [( .5 < .0682 ) <> 1] = CRUNCH!

    6. Re:California rules by LunaticTippy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dangit, you nearly had a perfect insult going there. Try this one instead:

      Stand up. Stretch your hand up over your head. The distance from the floor to your hand is the altitude they were JOKING AT. Does that seem like it was over your head to you?

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    7. Re:California rules by xantho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't use the 3 second rule. Use the 'shitload' or 'whole fucking lot' rule instead.

      Leave space like civil engineers use more beams and supports. Way overdo it, and let all the careless or crazy drivers be the ones to cause accidents.

    8. Re:California rules by L7_ · · Score: 1

      Egads, you're right. I didn't even look at the actual distance numbers, but the fact that people actually use distance numbers in thier calculations. =(

      However, I thought if that I am behind you trying to watch your DVD too, then I need to be at the *very most* 10 ft from you?

    9. Re:California rules by serbanp · · Score: 5, Informative

      I guess you're a little slow [sic]... Your math is very good if you're doing 50mph at 5ft from a freaking wall. Then it's good for the genetic pool to slam into it, you deserved that.

      In the real life, though, the car in front of you moves at the same speed as you. Since they can't decelerate in zero time, the math to compute the allowed reaction time is a little more complex.

    10. Re:California rules by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Uhm, why assume that the car in front of you is going to instantly accelerate to 0 mph? That's not even physically possible.

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    11. Re:California rules by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Uhm, why assume that the car in front of you is going to instantly accelerate to 0 mph? That's not even physically possible.
      Maybe not, but it can slow down ALMOST instantly to zero when it runs into a parked truck or a bridge abutment.

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    12. Re:California rules by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1


      A device that would display on the dashboard whether your car is sufficiently far back from the car in front by taking into account the speed of you, of the car in front and based on your driving history(displayed reaction time(trainable?))and calculate the required stop time based on your vehicle's published stopping distance.

      bonus points for image rec and know the car in front's published stopping distance.

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    13. Re:California rules by dapsychous · · Score: 1

      The math was slightly off, yes, but I stand behind the general idea of the calculation. Five feet is not nearly enough of a buffer between me and the car behind me. It is true that I forgot to take into account the fact the the lead car was moving, but even considering that, there is still substantially less than half of a second of reaction time available. Unfortunately, I have things to do and I don't have time to do all of the math right now. So, if you'd like to explore that particular little piece of algebra, please be my guest. I'll be the one slowly driving by on the left, looking at the vehicular carnage from the relative safety of my car.

    14. Re:California rules by Moofie · · Score: 0, Troll

      See below. You're wrong, I'm right. Thanks for playing!

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    15. Re:California rules by Eric+in+SF · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the reality of driving in California (and I suspect most other congested cities/areas) is that the minute there is enough space for another car to squeeze in front of you, they will. I've tried the 2 second rule, and it was a hilarious game of me constantly readjusting that distance as cars kept slipping in front of me.

    16. Re:California rules by Skater · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point (along with a lot of other people). Drivers KNOW they're following too closely, they just don't care or feel it's worth the risk.

      Everyone feels that their reactions are so good that they'd be able to stop in time if the car in front of them suddenly had to stop. There's also faith that the car isn't going to just randomly slam on their brakes, of course.

    17. Re:California rules by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So you were the asshole giving everyone cuts? :-)
      "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

      That was a gem. No shit 4 hundredths of a second is less than half a second. I really hope that was a typo and was meant to be 0.4, even then no shit on the math part.
      -nB
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    18. Re:California rules by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      You'd probably find that, even with an excess of adjusting, you might add 30 seconds to your drive. It's just a guess.

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    19. Re:California rules by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      You're a bit slower.
      If that car you're following hits a brick wall (or a stopped armored car, rig, whatever) then you have the time the GP post stated + the added time to cover the ground opened up by the elastic deformation of the car in front of you and whatever it hit, which while >0, is still essentially trivial.
      -nB

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    20. Re:California rules by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there's nothing like an annoying Doppler buzzer to get you to back off :-)

      I can see a select few racer geek hybrids trying to see how high a pitch they could get though, so maybe a non-doppler annoying buzzer would be better.
      -nB

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    21. Re:California rules by xantho · · Score: 1

      Yeah, seriously. If you have a 20 minute drive, and it takes you 22 minutes instead, so what? Besides, if traffic is that thick, your regulating traffic in one place can help prevent a traffic jam further up the road. Particle mechanics can be fun when you're one of the particles.

    22. Re:California rules by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I always thought it was a flat '2 second' distance.

      That is the reaction time not the stopping time.

      I can stop dead in less time than the idiot tailgating me in their SUV can take to react. So when someone tailgates me I slow down to leave a longer distance ahead of me.

      I can come to a controlled stop in less than 40m at 100 Kmh. Most drivers cannot. And 40m is considerably less than most drivers of SUVs leave despite the fact that their tires have three times the weight to slow down using about a third less contact area, brakes that are considerably less effective and a car with a considerably higher center of gravity.

      I would like to see strong measures against tailgaters and a requirement for new cars to be fitted with a warning indicator that states when you are too close to the car in front for your current speed.

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    23. Re:California rules by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No kidding. I'm a Masshole and I find driving around here frustrating because on the highway any time around rush hour, driving courteously and leaving sufficient following space is just license for three other cars to cut in front of you. :( I would love to move out of this state to somewhere in the midwest where people are at least slightly more courteous.

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    24. Re:California rules by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      I call BS. Only liars, pagans, and the mentally unsound use the x one-thousand method. EVERYOBE who knows ANYTHING uses the x mississippi method. thank you and good night.

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    25. Re:California rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah. Tailgating is dangerous, but let's not overstate the issue. The front car crashing into a stationary object is not a worry. For one thing, stationary objects aren't usually found in the middle of the road. Even if a stationary object is in the middle of the road, the front driver will have plenty of time to react, unless he isn't paying attention. The rear driver will have even more time to react (if it's big enough, like, say, a parked truck). The real danger is sudden, unexpected events like tire blowouts or pedestrian/animal crossings, which have a tendency to induce panic and loss of control. Consider what might happen if a pair of cars is going at 60m/s and are 2m apart (rough estimate of 5 ft). Even if the front car brakes as hard as possible and manages an acceleration of 30m/s^2 (highly unlikely), it will still be going at something like 55m/s at the time of impact, for a net velocity of 5 measly m/s. Not a problem unless the front driver is panicked and trying to turn hard.

    26. Re:California rules by don_bear_wilkinson · · Score: 1

      Pagans? I resent that remark!

      If you knew anything you'd realize that pagans don't use "x one-thousand". They use "x great-goddesses" :)

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    27. Re:California rules by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Even with the suggested time delay, if the car in from of you comes to a dead stop your're still going to hit unless you can avoid. It just probably won't be fatal at high speed.

    28. Re:California rules by adisakp · · Score: 1

      I love the math in the article - the following is a totally true statement:

      "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

    29. Re:California rules by raehl · · Score: 1

      Let's say you can decelerate 20 MPH in a second. Let's say it takes the driver behind you a full half second to react.

      29.33 f/s/s * .2 s * .2 s = 7.3 feet

      So, EVEN if your car is capable of decelerating 20 MPH in a second, and EVEN if it takes the driver behind you a full half second to react, so long as you don't slow down any quicker than the car behind you is capable of, you only need 7.3 feet of following distance. With more realistic numbers, 5 feet would work.

    30. Re:California rules by 5ynic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I fully agree with this - in real life, a big part of being safe in any given city/county is leaving the biggest space it is possible to leave without someone immediately filling it. When you move from somewhere with a relatively large value for this factor (in my case, rural England) to somewhere with a small value (Auckland, New Zealand - some of the worst drivers I've seen in the world and I've lived in over 10 countries) your first few days on the road is bewildering as people in the outside lanes literally line up to swoop into the gap you create as you back off, and back off, and back off....

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    31. Re:California rules by jpmrst · · Score: 1

      No, I don't want a device to tell me about the car in front of me. I'm pretty clear about the car in front of me. I want a device to tell the car behind me about the car behind me.

      Seriously: something mounted in the back window like the flat red brake light, hooked up to a radar that measures distance to the next car behind. When something is too close for our distance, it starts flashing "Too close!". If they don't give space, or get closer, it flashes a bit more brightly and quickly after a few seconds.

      After a few seconds more, it turns on the rear strobe.

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    32. Re:California rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can come to a controlled stop in less than 40m at 100 Kmh.

      I find that highly unlikely. Actually I find it impossible. You couldn't even stop that fast without even taking reaction time into account (more like 50-60m w/o reaction time). During just an exceptional half second reaction time you'll have traveled over 13 meters. Before you even hit the brakes.

    33. Re:California rules by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      You think people driving on the road today actually pay enough attention to be able to react in half a second? ... HA!

      Z.

    34. Re:California rules by sholden · · Score: 1

      Just ignore that .75 seconds is the usual reaction time for drivers. Plus the .75 seconds to actually notice that the car in front hit the brakes.

      People are slow...

    35. Re:California rules by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Not quite, here is a site for bikers that claims 1 second to recognize the problem AND react with the breaks. Second, based on their 15 feet sec^-2 deceleration that an average driver can achieve (that's have a g, not half bad) you will hit that driver after 1.1 second at 7.3 feet. In fact, no matter what your speed your brake distance will be exactly the other drivers break distance if you both can only do the same deceleration rate, but you will have traveled 88 feet (at 60 mph) in that second before you started breaking, so anything less than 88 feet and you will run into the next driver at some point during the breaking process.

    36. Re:California rules by alshithead · · Score: 1

      Continue to play that game and you won't end up hitting someone from behind. Just because you and I are the only ones who do that doesn't mean we aren't right.

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    37. Re:California rules by tcgroat · · Score: 1
      The math isn't terribly hard. If both vehicles decelerate at the same rate, and are traveling at the same speed, then you must apply the brakes before the front of your vehicle reaches the point where the rear of the vehicle ahead was when its driver applied the brakes. Until you apply the brakes you continue at the original speed, and cover distance=velocity*time. That is where the fixed time gap rule comes from.


      What does complicate the issue is whether the vehicle in front has better deceleration than you do. If you're in a big SUV with "light truck" tires, you have worse than average braking ability and need more than average following distance to avoid rear-end collisions.


      Another complication is that brake lights don't tell you if the driver ahead is making a minor speed correction or is braking hard because of something you can't see. There's not just one reaction, but at least two: one to see the brake lights and put your foot on the brake pedal, and another to recognize the car ahead is braking aggressively and you need to push hard on the pedal. Leaving enough time for the first reaction but not another causes the "accordion effect" in a line of heavy traffic, where a slight tap on the brake becomes a panic stop for those following several cars behind.


      Watching traffic beyond of the car in front of you helps you avoid this problem, but with the larger vehicles and dark tinted windows on the road these days it's becoming less and less practical as a defensive driving tactic. The accordion effect also makes flashing the brake lights for a tailgater a poor idea in heavy-but-moving traffic: you're causing more trouble for cars further back than for the tailgater behind you, as well as irritating the driver on your bumper. It's better to ease off the throttle just a little bit, encouraging them to go around you, and also giving you extra leeway so that both you and the tailgater can brake safely should the need arise.


      Likewise, be careful when following a tailgater: they have to brake more abruptly than the car ahead, and you must avoid hitting them (without being hit by the car behind you). If you hit the rear of a tailgater who locked up the brakes, guess who's getting the traffic fine, license penalty points, and higher insurance premiums?

    38. Re:California rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right..

      If for some magical reasons the car ahead of you came to an instant stop then reaction time would be least of your worries, you'd be worrying about a little thing called breaking distance.

    39. Re:California rules by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That moist "splat" sound was the point hitting you in the forehead.

      But luckily, at 70 mph, you didn't have time to feel any pain, since it tore your head clean off !

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    40. Re:California rules by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      If that car you're following hits a brick wall (or a stopped armored car, rig, whatever) then you have the time the GP post stated + the added time to cover the ground opened up by the elastic deformation of the car in front of you and whatever it hit, which while >0, is still essentially trivial.

      What he said. Braking distances are and should be worst-case scenarios. Having a matched deceleration from the car in front is best-case. The worst-case is hitting a pileup completely blocking the road. That's when you need to stop in (reaction time) + (braking distance).

      This is speaking as someone who had to do just that this morning, coming around a blind bend into a static wall of traffic. At least the break-pumping instinct kicked in (dunno how, my last car had ABS) and I managed to stop.

    41. Re:California rules by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Watching traffic beyond of the car in front of you helps you avoid this problem, but with the larger vehicles and dark tinted windows on the road these days it's becoming less and less practical as a defensive driving tactic.

      Thank god for that; I thought I was the only one that had an issue with this. I don't mind vans & trucks as that's unavoidable, but I curse anyone else who drives a car that stops me from viewing the road ahead. 4x4 owners, you know who you are and you are a danger to yourself and others.

    42. Re:California rules by computer_redneck · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Massachusetts and I live in Michigan. Well I do not believe I am in the Midwest even though they claim Michigan is Midwest... they drive worse here than Massachusetts. I just got back from being in Massachusetts for the Holiday week. One of my saving graces on my 1974 Chevy Blazer 4X4 (NOT an SUV) is that I have 3" tube bumpers custom made for it and cement filled as well as welded to the frame front and back with matching nerf bars. This basically means if you hit me you bounce off. I also unfortunately drive a Focus as well. Seems people have no problem cutting off me in my Focus but give me plenty of room in the Blazer. So trust me stay in Massachusetts... it really is worse out here in Michigan and Ohio. Though my wife says Virginia is actually quite nice to drive in.

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    43. Re:California rules by Don853 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you've ever been to New Jersey.

    44. Re:California rules by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was a flat '2 second' distance.

      Try 5 seconds and you'd be closer to the mark. Granted, 5 seconds is difficult to maintain during rush hour, but in regular traffic it should be attainable. Two seconds seems like no where near enough time to react to situations without having to panic.

      (But then I used to work for UPS and still have their defensive driving notes.)

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    45. Re:California rules by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Excellent point about watching more then just the car in front of you. I'll specifically change speeds to pass (or be passed by) large obstacle-type vehicles on the highway. I can't stand being stuck behind a vehicle I can't see through or around. Always feel like I'm about 0.5sec away from doom in those situations.

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    46. Re:California rules by nschubach · · Score: 1

      So you do what everyone else does and tailgate to keep that bastard from getting in front of you?

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    47. Re:California rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Try 5 seconds and you'd be closer to the mark.

      5 seconds? Maybe in Idaho or something. In the major metropolitan areas in this country, even 2 seconds is difficult to maintain sometimes.

    48. Re:California rules by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      10 more feet if it's a porn movie.
      only if there's a fivesome going on
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    49. Re:California rules by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      1ft per 10mph of speed.
      Either this is some sort of in-joke I'm not getting, or else Americans are the world's most insanely trusting drivers.
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    50. Re:California rules by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Thus the joke.

      The saying is 1 carlength for every 10 MPH. A carlength is more like 15 feet. At 50 MPH, that puts you at 75 feet, which is close to a 1s reaction window.

    51. Re:California rules by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      It's a joke about stupid, distracted Californian bad drivers (hence the "California Rules" subject line). The rule-of-thumb referred to states that you should have 1 carlength between you and the next car for every 10 MPH you're travelling.

      In my experience, morons are universal. An example: I live in Missouri, and we had a HUGE ice storm this week. There was an inch of ice on everything, an inch of snow on that, and another crust of ice on top of that. I was driving in it (I had to get my license plates renewed by the end of the month, or I would've stayed home like a sane person), and there was some moron that followed me down a fairly steep hill at 30 MPH and was so close that I couldn't see his headlights in my mirror. If I slid into a phone pole (bringing me to a full stop almost instantly), he couldn't have even skidded around me, much less get his car stopped before slamming into me.

  8. If they really want to improve road safety by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can just ban the SUV. No fancy lasers needed.

    1. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by AusIV · · Score: 1
      To a point, I agree. If I had mod points, I'd give some to you. I used to drive an SUV myself - but only because it was my first car and it was a gift. My mother wanted me in a big car so I'd be safe. Personally I thought I'd be safer in a car that stopped quicker and handled better so I could avoid accidents, but she didn't listen.

      As soon as I had the opportunity I upgraded to something smaller. Now the SUVs drive me nuts. Their drivers are generally rather ignorant - I can't tell you how often I have an opportunity to turn right on red, but can't see around the asshole waiting for the light to turn green, so I'm just stuck.

      I do think there are some legitimate uses for SUVs. If you genuinely enjoy off-roading, or need a larger vehicle for a hobby or work, I'm fine with that, but now you've got all these soccer moms who think they need an SUV for whatever reason. Fortunately gas prices are starting to correct these problems and driving the soccer moms back to their mini-vans, which aren't quite so bad.

      Not all people who drive SUVs are idiots, and certainly not all idiots drive SUVs. And besides, if you ban SUVs, the idiots will just find something else to drive, so the lasers will still be needed.

    2. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by the_wishbone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should say "Ban dumb drivers." Dumb drivers drive all types of vehicles, banning SUV's is not a realistic solution. If you want to make the roads safer, it's about education - not only classroom type stuff but extensive defensive driving education involving real driving. I've been in classes that simulate your tires locking up, your rear end spinning forward, teach you how to safely fall into a ditch (by having you ACTUALLY DO IT), teach you what to do in case of a blowout, teach you what to do when you hydroplane (yes, they sprayed the tarmac with water and actually made you hydroplane) and teach you how to get back on road from a shoulder safely without losing control due to your tires suddenly hitting pavement. Doing this kinda stuff helps you react a lot better when it actually happens (I've found that out firsthand).
       
      If everyone went through this type of education you bet we'd all be better off. Instead, we put little Susie through a short class, have her take a test, then drive around for an hour, and hand her a driver's license. A sixteen year old girl who just got her license but drives a Civic is far more dangerous than a grown man with years of driving experience in many types of situations, who is driving an SUV.
       
      I drive an SUV. I like to be able to COMFORTABLY carry five people, even on long trips. I like being able to put two mountain bikes inside. I like to offroad as a hobby about once a month, I like to go camping in remote places only accessible to 4x4's. All in all, I STILL use less gas than most people because I live three miles from work. Stop assuming that your needs and habits are the same as everyone else's, and people with SUV's are just wasting gas and making the roads unsafe.

    3. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      SUV drivers don't all waste gas (and all that stereotype), but they certainly make the roads less safe just by their very presence. If your bumper is not at the level to collide with my bumper, then one of us stands a good chance of driving over the other if an accident occurs. I'm not saying you don't have a right to use the road, just that our vehicles cannot safely share the road because they are designed to be incompatible.

    4. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by abshnasko · · Score: 1

      Ban SUV's? Maybe we should start banning other unnecessary things too... like the internet, so morons like you don't annoy the rest of us.

    5. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      A sixteen year old girl who just got her license but drives a Civic is far more dangerous than a grown man with years of driving experience in many types of situations, who is driving an SUV.

      The same man though is much more dangerous in an SUV than the Civic, which I believe is the point. He is basically improving his personal safety at the expense of everyone else. When he drives in front of someone, he limits their view of the road ahead much more than a smaller car would, and yet he enjoys greater view himself by being able to see over smaller cars. When he crashes into someone, his greater weight and thus greater momentum mean that the other car better damn be big as well, otherwise they will undergo a much greater acceleration/deceleration and be likely to sustain greater injuries. Large cars are bad for everyone else on the road, so they should be limited as much as possible to just the necessities for industry. Perhaps they could be taxed heavily in order to subsidize smaller cars.

      (With the field of view thing, remind anyone of old style nobility? Riding on horseback whilst the peasants walked?)

    6. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      An SUV is NOT inherently dangerous. Should we ban semi trailers because they're so huge they pose a threat to everyone else? Should we ban school buses because they're also too big? Should we ban minivans too, because they're nearly as heavy as SUV's? (do some research on GVWR of a minivan compared to a midsize SUV, you'll be surprised) ... should we ban cargo vans because they're big, and tow trucks, and limousines, and anything over 3,000 lbs curb weight? This is exactly what's wrong with your (and the other guy that responded to my post) mentality - you focus too much on saying "well big cars are bad when we crash" instead of thinking about avoiding crashes in the first place.
       
      A young, inexperienced driver, in ANY car, is far more dangerous to everyone else than an older, experienced, skilled driver in ANY car, because they are MORE LIKELY TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT in the first place. I don't care if an SUV is "blocking a view" ... it's ALL about drivers ... a small car in the wrong hands may not block views, but it might be speeding, tailgating, and doing erratic lane changes, which is WAY more dangerous to the general population than an SUV driving SAFELY.
       
      Your argument is akin to saying "Ban sports cars, because they're fast and when you get in an accident, since you're going so fast, it's worse than regular cars that aren't going as fast." Fast car does not equal bad, dangerous driver. Large car does not equal bad, dangerous driver.
       
      It doesn't matter who drives what as long as inexperienced, careless, unskilled, reckless drivers are out there. THAT is what we should focus on if we really want to improve safety.

    7. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess: you drive one, right?

      Or, even better, you drive a pickup truck, because you need to carry all that stuff from your place to your parents' house.

    8. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      An SUV is NOT inherently dangerous. Should we ban semi trailers because they're so huge they pose a threat to everyone else? Should we ban school buses because they're also too big? Should we ban minivans too, because they're nearly as heavy as SUV's? (do some research on GVWR of a minivan compared to a midsize SUV, you'll be surprised) ... should we ban cargo vans because they're big, and tow trucks, and limousines, and anything over 3,000 lbs curb weight? This is exactly what's wrong with your (and the other guy that responded to my post) mentality - you focus too much on saying "well big cars are bad when we crash" instead of thinking about avoiding crashes in the first place.

      My argument is indeed that with more large heavy cars/trucks/minivans, the road becomes more dangerous, at least for people in smaller cars. If everyone drives a large car, maybe this is ok, aside from issues of space/fuel efficiency. I'm not arguing that this is a more important variable than the driver, but I am arguing that is important nonetheless. The reason I target SUVs in particular is that they've become pretty much a luxury car, not a necessity. There's clearly a tradeoff in the amount of good for society. I believe that its far better for a shop owner to drive their minivan to keep their business viable, but say if I work in IT, do I really need a SUV? Do I need a car at all? Also, how many of these SUVs are really going to make it offroad?

      A young, inexperienced driver, in ANY car, is far more dangerous to everyone else than an older, experienced, skilled driver in ANY car, because they are MORE LIKELY TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT in the first place. I don't care if an SUV is "blocking a view" ... it's ALL about drivers ... a small car in the wrong hands may not block views, but it might be speeding, tailgating, and doing erratic lane changes, which is WAY more dangerous to the general population than an SUV driving SAFELY.

      I completely agree that on average a younger, less experienced driver will be more dangerous than an older, experienced driver. Perhaps what you're missing is that these are two independent variables you can change, with are both significant. Ideally we would have skilled drivers and safe, small cars, which promote road visibility and cause limited collateral damage when they crash.

      Your argument is akin to saying "Ban sports cars, because they're fast and when you get in an accident, since you're going so fast, it's worse than regular cars that aren't going as fast." Fast car does not equal bad, dangerous driver. Large car does not equal bad, dangerous driver.

      Sports cars are also expensive gas-guzzling status symbols, BUT... you have a choice as to whether you go fast, and indeed it's illegal to go too fast. There are already laws in general about car speed. If you have an SUV, you can't choose to "drive lightly today, since I'm not going offroad". Also, sports cars are in general low to the ground, thus they don't detract from the visibility of others. I'd much prefer it if the trend was towards these cars rather than "bigger is better".

    9. Re:If they really want to improve road safety by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1
      They can just ban the SUV. No fancy lasers needed.
      Nah, they just need a much bigger laser with 'Kill-o-Matic 5000' embalazened on the side.
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  9. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bad traffic in Phoenix has significantly less to do with illegial imigrants who can't read English (sheesh...) and much more to do with the facts that:

    (a) Phoenix is too broad for it's own good. People live 30-40-50 miles from where they work.
    (b) Phoenix freeway and surface street infrastructre has lagged behind our phenominal growth (see above).
    (c) Phoenix is a melting pot. Nobody's actually FROM Phoenix. We're made of EX-somethings. Sure, there's a few natives, but it's NOT the norm.
    (d) We have a significant snowbird population (also, see above).

    Combine the overloaded bad infrastructure with a nation's worth of driving customs and a constantly supply of new (and seasonal) people, and you're looking at the bulk of what's wrong with Phoenix traffic.

    Speeds of 85+ are the norm on I-10 (and 17 and 101/202/60/51) when congestion permits it.

  10. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The speed limit is the same for BOTH lanes of the road. And "the appropriate 10 mph+ over the speed limit" is a bunch of crap. The only APPROPRIATE speed is to follow the limit as given.

    Let up on the accelerator there lead-foot.

  11. Now that is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Tailgating doesn't get anyone to where he wants to go even a milisecond faster. In fact the car in front needs to slow down to accomodate the unsafe driving situation. Tailgating must be one of the most dangerous bad driving practices there is, but I think tickets for it are rare because, without some kind of laser thingy, it's probably hard to document. I'm sure tailgating is a lot more dangerous than speeding.

    1. Re:Now that is a good idea by mortonda · · Score: 1
      In fact the car in front needs to slow down to accomodate the unsafe driving situation.


      In fact, this is *exactly* what I tend to do. Tailgating me only makes you go slower.
    2. Re:Now that is a good idea by GiovanniZero · · Score: 1

      I would probably be ticket for this because it seems like people going 60 in the slow lane like to get into the fast lane where I'm doing 80 and I end up tail gating that person for at least a few seconds because I have to slow down to accommodate their jackass driving style. These people should expect to get tailgated because they cut me off.

      Furthermore, speeding isn't what cause accidents, its people that go different speeds that cause problems. When someone goes 10 mph under the speed limit you are more likely to have an accident because everyone is trying to go the speed limit and finds themselves swerving out of the way to avoid hitting the slowpoke.

      Finally, they should talk about tailgating in terms of feet not seconds. Its difficult for a driver to judge how many seconds there are between him and the person in front of him. Feet would be a lot easier to estimate.

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    3. Re:Now that is a good idea by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 1

      They have cameras and special paintings on the autobahn in Germany. If you and the car ahead of you are in the white zone then you get a ticket based on your license plate. No matter who was driving.

    4. Re:Now that is a good idea by Knara · · Score: 1

      So, your solution to the fact that you're speeding (a traffic violation), is to commit another traffic violation in the process of trying to get around someone. You were dropped on your head as a child, weren't you.

    5. Re:Now that is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the arguments against going over the speed limit is that you have less reaction time
      when someone cuts you off. Speeding does cause accidents.

      One is often tailgated in the slow lane while you are driving the speed limit. What are you supposed to do if you actually want to obey the law? I guess you just have to put up the asshole 10 feet behind you.

      In my experience there are very few people going under the speed limit on a 4 lane highway.
      But there are plenty of jerks who will tailgate no matter what speed you go.

      I would love to see them start writing lots and lots of tickets to tailgaters and get as much revenue as they can.

    6. Re:Now that is a good idea by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      Distance depends on speed, which is why they use seconds instead of feet. Safe following distance at 70 is a much longer distance than safe following distance at 25 or 30.

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  12. Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 0, Troll
    I don't tailgate people just for kicks. I do tailgate them when they're going the wrong speed in the wrong lane, and refuse to get over... especially the ones that get pissy when you flash them.

    In Germany, I believe, they ticket lane violations as well as tailgating. Why not track the entire problem, not just half of it?

    1. Re:Only half of the point... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      What's the point of doing that? If someone tailgates me I slow down. Eventually it gets into their thick little heads that the tailgating's not doing anything.

    2. Re:Only half of the point... by JesseL · · Score: 1

      And tailgating helps your situation? If there's another lane that they could be using and won't, just use it to pass them. Being a dangerous dick doesn't help anyone.

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    3. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Informative

      sample question from the driving theory test in the UK (paraphrased):
      "You are travelling at the spped limit. A car comes up behind you and flashes their lights at you requesting to overtake. Do you:
      a) Speed up
      b) Slow down
      c) Maintain your speed
      d) Sound your horn"

      The correct answer is c. Frankly, when you go about trying to blind the person infront of you by flashing full beams into their rear-view mirror (particularly at night) for doing nothing more than following Driving Standards Agency advice, you deserve everything you get. Up to and including a stinger missile.

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    4. Re:Only half of the point... by the_humeister · · Score: 1
      I don't tailgate people just for kicks. I do tailgate them when they're going the wrong speed in the wrong lane, and refuse to get over... especially the ones that get pissy when you flash them.


      So, in other words, you're part of the problem.
    5. Re:Only half of the point... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Frankly, when you go about trying to blind the person infront of you by flashing full beams into their rear-view mirror (particularly at night) for doing nothing more than following Driving Standards Agency advice, you deserve everything you get. Up to and including a stinger missile.

      Safe driving is not about people getting what they 'deserve' it is about avoiding accidents. If you really think the guy behind you is a dangerous driver, then you need to do what it takes to put distance between him and yourself. In your example, I would slow down and make it easier for the guy to pass - the sooner he gets past and goes on his way, the sooner he is unable to cause an accident that involves my person.

    6. Re:Only half of the point... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the UK rules are when you're that person trying to overtake someone doing the speed limit.

      In my U.S. State, the correct procedure is to make an audible signal & to use your turn signal. In reality, everybody flashes their high beams & nobody honks their horn before passing. People would be confused if you honked your horn at them.

      I didn't even know that you had to make an audible signal in my State until I looked it up out of curiousity.

      You're right though, the correct response when being overtaken is to maintain your speed. I've seen people do some really wild things, from slamming hard on the brakes to jerking their car onto the shoulder.

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    7. Re:Only half of the point... by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The correct answer is also (e): if you're in the fast lane, move the fuck over and get out of the way!

      At least around here, I'd say the single biggest traffic problem is caused by people forgetting this.

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    8. Re:Only half of the point... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how things are in the US, but up here in Canada, if you hit someone's car from behind when they were not actually in the process of driving in reverse, then the collision is considered 100% your fault every single time. It's your insurance premiums that will take the hit for it. People who do this will end up paying more for the continued priviledge of driving, so the problem tends to resolve itself. Further, the insurance companies here have lawyers that show no mercy whatsoever on people who might dare to drive without adequate insurance.

    9. Re:Only half of the point... by Kazrath · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the truth.

      Most of these "Tailgaters" are tailgating ppl driving in the "passing lane". They really need to start ticketing these people then the tailgaters will not exist.

      I'm sorry but when your going under the speed limit in the passing lane your the idiot CAUSING the traffic problems. I honestly don't believe there is anything called "Road Rage" it is just people fed up with really poor drivers causing traffic problems.

      First off: Blinker on before you hit your breaks. (Prevent's rear end collisions)
      Second: If you have no one in front of you for 100 yards and 5 people behind you get the FUCK over.

    10. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen brother!

    11. Re:Only half of the point... by tilandal · · Score: 1

      It is pretty much the same thing here. It has given rise to a type of insurance fraud where someone will swerve into your lane and slam on the brakes trying to get rear ended. Often they will have a buddy tailgating you from behind so you can't stop in time.

    12. Re:Only half of the point... by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My reaction would be: am I in the far outside lane, which is where I should be if I am not passing? If so, I should do nothing; keep driving in the same lane and at the same speed. He can switch lanes and pass. If not, I should move over and let him pass. I should keep to the outside, as I am the slower traffic.

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    13. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DAM STRAIGHT! Now thats exactly right. Tailgating wouldn't exist if people understood and knew what the hell the passing lane is for. U should be given a friggin ticket speeding or not for riding the left lane without passing someone just like in Europe. Actually, in some countries its actually illegal to pass on the right they have such good driving habits.

    14. Re:Only half of the point... by cas_edi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of these "Tailgaters" are tailgating ppl driving in the "passing lane". They really need to start ticketing these people then the tailgaters will not exist.
      totally agree with this - here in the UK there seems to be a serious lack of understanding about the basics of motorway driving that creates a lot of the traffic problems and road rage.
      i could go into a long rant but thought it better to share the link to the Association of British Drivers that has an excellent resource about these kind of issues: http://www.abd.org.uk/
    15. Re:Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A split-second flash of the lights is hardly blinding. I never said anything about leaving the brights on, and that's not something I do, or recommend.

      Besides, not only is the de facto speed limit the relevant one, but furthermore, people who are driving more slowly in the left lane than cars passing them in the right lane are the ones who are the issue - and I'll promise you that those drivers are doing the wrong thing, according to a very similar question from the driver's handbook.

    16. Re:Only half of the point... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Ah... I had forgotten about that. The law has a provision for it though, by requiring people who are changing lanes to ensure that there is always sufficient room to do so before pulling in front of anyone. Basically, if you change lanes and the person behind you would have had to change speeds down to avoid hitting you, then _you_ become responsible for any rear-end collision, should one occur. Once you have successfully merged into the new lane, the lane change is technically considered "successful", and if they rear end you after that point then the person behind is at fault, as normal.

    17. Re:Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

      Just because I *can* pass someone on the right doesn't mean I should *have* to. I've never claimed to be a great guy for tailgating people. I'm just pointing out that people exacerbate the problem when they travel in the wrong lane for their speed (and then often act as if they're doing nothing wrong just because the other person is tailgating them, which is hypocritical.)

    18. Re:Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
      The point is twofold. First, tailgaters (as I am some times) are bad. Second, that fewer people would tailgate if people traveled in the lane appropriate to their speed.

      You're making the exact same argument against me that I just used: You're saying "if you weren't such a dick, I wouldn't be one either." True, but at least I admit that both drivers are being dicks in this case.

    19. Re:Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
      So, in other words, you're part of the problem.

      Never said I wasn't. I just said I'm only half of the problem - even less than that, because, for instance, if the car in front of me has a car in front of them, I never tailgate (and I don't tailgate anywhere nearly as closely as a lot of people do.)

      If people wanted to address bad driving, they'd address lane violations as well as tailgating. Hence the title of my first post.

    20. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First off: Blinker on before you hit your breaks. (Prevent's rear end collisions)


      Let me add: They make exits and turn lanes long for a reason. Get the fuck over before you break (if possible).

      Second: If you have no one in front of you for 100 yards and 5 people behind you get the FUCK over.


      I'm sorry you have found yourself driving behind my wife. After being passed on the right by about 20 cars, she'll still sit there because it's the carpool lane and we have two (or three) passengers. Nevermind that we're not going any faster than the normal lanes.
    21. Re:Only half of the point... by arevos · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder what the UK rules are when you're that person trying to overtake someone doing the speed limit.

      If they're doing the speed limit, why would you need to overtake them?

    22. Re:Only half of the point... by arevos · · Score: 1

      In Britain, any extra lanes on the road should technically only be used when overtaking other vehicles, so if you're in the fast lane and can move over, you should do it anyway. It doesn't operate quite that way in practise, but in my experience the problem you describe is not that usual over here. For instance, I don't see many people sitting in the fast lane of a motorway doing only 70mph, unless there are speed cameras about.

    23. Re:Only half of the point... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      The correct answer is c.

      Nonsense. Choice C allows the dangerous situation to continue indefinately.
      The right thing to do is slow down.... very slowly. Give yourself enough of a chance to react if they don't slow down. Eventually, you'll either be stopped (and therefore safe) or they'll pass you and be gone (in which case you're safe again).

      Allowing someone to follow you at an unsafe distance indefinately is just a stupid idea.

      As someone who drives a sports car half of the year, I'm especially sensitive to people with crappier brakes than mine following me at stupid distances. When the unexpected happens and you need to react, the last thing you need is additional hazards to deal with that could have been easily dispatched miles ago.

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    24. Re:Only half of the point... by BobDigiDigi · · Score: 1

      Here in Spain you can legally go over the speed limit by 10 or 20 Km/h (I cant remember which) to overtake someone. That means if the limit is 120 you can overtake someone at 140. Imagine the following situation: You're going throug a curvy road, and you want to take over the guy in front of you who is going below speed limit. You wait until you are allowed to overtake after the curves, but now he speeds up to the speed limit, and so on.

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    25. Re:Only half of the point... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is a trick the local police used to pull if it was close to the end of the month and they didn't have enough speeding tickets was to tailgate people and then book them for speeding when they sped up. The highway patrol cars were unmarked but were all the same model so people woke up after a while. After the police commisioner was jailed for other reasons this practice stopped.

    26. Re:Only half of the point... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry but when your going under the speed limit in the passing lane your the idiot CAUSING the traffic problems.

      Or even when you're the idiot going 10mph over the speed limit in the passing lane, which is (less than!) the slow lane speed around here.

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    27. Re:Only half of the point... by JesseL · · Score: 1

      Isn't it also hypocritical (and childish) to insist on exacerbating the situation, rather than just swallowing your pride and passing them on the left?

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    28. Re:Only half of the point... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

      Not hypocritical - I'm admitting it's rude. Besides, hopefully after enough people insist that they get out of the left lane (it's passing on the right that's the problem, btw) they'll actually learn to drive some day. I understand, it's a remote hope... but a man can dream, after all...

    29. Re:Only half of the point... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's kind of risky for the buddy - if their target is too quick, they could all too easily end up not getting hit and their buddy gets stuck with an accident that's 100% their fault. I figure they just find some random dude that's getting tailgated by some other random dude and target them instead.

      On the other hand, if you don't care about your car much and have good brakes, it does give a good way to deal with tailgaters.

    30. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ~Up to and including a stinger missile.~

      Strange, we have a similar question on the driving test in Belgium.

    31. Re:Only half of the point... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I actually do not give any regard for how close a vehicle is behind me with regards to how fast I travel or how quickly I may brake. If they collide with my rear while I am not changing lanes, then it's their own fault and their insurance will have to pay for it (or if they are inadequately insured, my insurance will cover it and the insurance company's lawyers will become ruthless pit-bulls until they get back whatever they had to pay out to me. I've heard of them even going after people on welfare or retirement pensions... they are _nasty_).

    32. Re:Only half of the point... by Gnavpot · · Score: 1
      Strange, we have a similar question on the driving test in Belgium http://members.chello.be/sf15772/vaag/wegcode.jpg.


      I assume that most of us have not learned Dutch (or Flemish or whatever you like to call it in Belgium). I haven't either, but combining my knowledge of English, German and Danish I reached this translation:

      Question 1: On the motorway, you are followed by a jet fighter which flashes to pass you:
      a) I stop drinking in the morning.
      b) I pull out in the left lane a little faster than usual to avoid him passing me.
      c) I take the next exit because (something with a rocket he fired in war), the military cannot be trusted.

      The picture in the test is hilarious, by the way.

    33. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      sample question from the driving theory test in the UK (paraphrased):
      "You are travelling at the spped limit. A car comes up behind you and flashes their lights at you requesting to overtake. Do you:
      a) Speed up
      b) Slow down
      c) Maintain your speed
      d) Sound your horn"


      Uh, this is definitely the UK version. The US version would include:

      e) Extend middle finger and engage with large caliber handgun as they pass
    34. Re:Only half of the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's going the speed limit, then he's going as fast as the "fast" lane allows.

      Maybe you mean the passing lane. Call it by the correct term and use it appropriately.

      1) Drive on the right (on the left if in the UK/Australia/Japan etc)
      2) Keep to speed limits

      Now, what was the problem again?

      Got a beef with the limit, take it out on them that's making the rules, not your fellow road users.

    35. Re:Only half of the point... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      then you need to do what it takes to put distance between him and yourself.

      Yup. A few taps with a .44 and there's six feet of dirt between them and the rest of us.

      Pretty simple really.

      Your pacifist ideals don't measure up when anybody and everybody fucks with you on a daily basis, often with no particular reason and when it is easy not to.

    36. Re:Only half of the point... by Tanispyre · · Score: 1

      Your assumtion that there is a fast lane is flawed. Most states have laws saying that if you cannot travel the speed limit to avoid the left lanes. I know of no state that then designates the left lanes as the fast lanes, there is only one speed limit for the whole road. In fact, many states have regulations stating the the inner lanes of a highway, or Interstate, (read left lanes if you drive on the right side of the road) are for through traffic, meaning those who do not need to exit/enter the freeway withing a couple of exits. By moving everybody who is not merging or traveling below the speed limit into the left lanes, means that there will be more space in the right lanes for people to manoeuver around, and move on or off the Freeway. I am sure all of us have been in a traffic jam caused by people crowding into the highways. If more people moved into the left lanes to give space to those coming on or off the road, some of these traffic jams could be prevented.

  13. I love tailgaters! by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Especially BMWs.

    (I have a tow-ball.)

    1. Re:I love tailgaters! by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      Heh Heh. The tow ball on my truck ripped the hood off of a VW Sirocco when he rear ended me after tailgating me on icy roads. My repair bill was $125 for a new bumper (I wouldn't have replaced it, but his insurance was paying, so I took it). His car was totaled.

    2. Re:I love tailgaters! by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Re:I love tailgaters! (Score:2) by bmwm3nut (556681)

      Nothing personal, BTW :)

    3. Re:I love tailgaters! by Flint+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Sometimes though the problem is the driver of a truck with a towball *forgets* he has a towball! I had a BMW parked in a lot and some truck decided to back into the space in front of me and rams my fender/hood with the towball. $3500 in damage...nice.

    4. Re:I love tailgaters! by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      ...but at least it happened to a BMW. :D

    5. Re:I love tailgaters! by Rix · · Score: 1

      If you have the cash for a BMW, you have the cash to repair it. Suck it up, princess.

    6. Re:I love tailgaters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't have to suck it up for any damage that someone ELSE caused to your vehicle, regardless of the make or model.

      Secondly, BMW are relatively cheap. You can pick up a used one that is 2 or 3 years at less than half the cost of new (like any car).

    7. Re:I love tailgaters! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Wow, perhaps the BMW was his personal dream. He didn't have enough to buy a new one every week, but wanted to get one as his personal gift for spending the years saving up for it.

      Thanks a lot ass hole.

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  14. wth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ive never needed a silly laser to see when someone is tailgating someone else! Way for the police to buy any new technology that comes their way despite its ridiculousness

  15. Leave it to us! by moore.dustin · · Score: 1
    We have all sorts of crap in Arizona for traffic now. Cameras are on the streets, intersections, and even the highways here in AZ. They even do the mobile van units to photograph speeders. While some may it works and lowers speeds, it is total BS. Everyone around here knows it is about the money and the new stations even report on the nice boost of income the cities have seen from photo tickets. As a result many(at least 30%) have some sort of flash reflective cover on their plate to prevent the camera from getting the plate number.

    Then again when it comes to tailgating, I am all for this new technology, especially if it remains the duty of an actual officer to issue the ticket. This photo crap has got to be limited to red lights or something.

    1. Re:Leave it to us! by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm all for photo-cop whenever it can work reliably. Set the threshold high so that only the worst (and most dangerous) offenders are ticketed.

      The point of a speed limit is safety. Revenue is a nice side-effect (and necessary, both as a deterrent and logistically).

      That frees up cops to do real police work. Heck, they may even have enough free time to enforce other laws, like immigration.

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    2. Re:Leave it to us! by JesseL · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, rural Arizona can be very forgiving for speeding. A friend of mine was caught doing 150mph in a 65 on his ZX-9 between Cottonwood and Strawberry. The DPS officer let him go with just a stiff ticket rather than hauling him off to jail and impounding his bike, and the same officer had given him a warning earlier that day!

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    3. Re:Leave it to us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a result many(at least 30%) have some sort of flash reflective cover on their plate to prevent the camera from getting the plate number.


      Which is not only ineffective to the point of useless (see several shows regarding traffic violations on Discovery) but illegal as well. Might as well just hang a big sign on your car saying, "Please ticket me."
    4. Re:Leave it to us! by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      Many of them have some glue-type stuff that goes on and cant be seen. I have never heard of anyone getting a ticket for having something like that. It is totally worth the risk if it saves you from even one ticket. I personally do not have one and have never been flashed as far as I know, but I have a few friends who have been saved from a "couple/few of them."

    5. Re:Leave it to us! by johneee · · Score: 1

      We used to have this in Ontario, and for a while there was a huge business in reflective coverings for licence plates. These covers were, of course, illegal, so there was that little bit of income for the cops as well...

      The thing was that I never noticed the speed going down when it was in, but I did notice it go up a whole heck of a lot the day after it went away.

      I have two comments about it. One: speeding may not be in and of itself dangerous, but it is a contributing factor, and makes accidents that do happen more serious. All else being equal (i.e. the reduced speed changes no other driving habits) people dricving slower absolutely makes for safer highways. Two: people were always on the lookout for minivans on the side of the road. It made people look better, which I also always think is a good thing.

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    6. Re:Leave it to us! by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      Man do I wish cops were like that here. I got busted doing 90 in a 45 on my GSXR (interstate at 2 AM) and got the full 12 points (which means automatic license loss here) as well as suspended 30 day jail sentence, depending on me not getting another ticket for a year.

  16. What I hate... by IflyRC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I try to be a safe driver. So, I drive with the intention of leaving a couple of car lengths between me and the car in front. What happens? Someone sees that as an invitation to merge on over!! Next thing I know my "safe space" is down to inches. Best thing to do then...I upset the guy behind me and slow down opening up more of a gap trying to manage between not letting someone over and making sure I have some room to stop.

    1. Re:What I hate... by terrymr · · Score: 1

      That's one of my pet hates right there ... if you leave a gap somebody else decides to drive in it.

    2. Re:What I hate... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if you hate it, it is still the best tactic.

      If you leave a 2 car gap (enough for another car to barely fit in) ahead of you and someone squeezes in, traffic will slow down; the car ahead of you will slow down out of fear of the guy behind him and the guy who cuts in will slow down so as not to "tailgate", assuming they have any sense. However if you are slower than the lane to your left and faster than the lane to the right, the only people "cutting in" are people leaving the fast lane or speeding up from the slow lane.

      As an aside, I leave a 3 car gap open AS an invitation to merge! It means people can easily leave the fast lane or easily move into the faster lanes. If traffic is good, then who cares if someone comes in? If traffic is bad, what's the loss if everyone is already crawling at 10mph?

    3. Re:What I hate... by MojoStan · · Score: 1
      I try to be a safe driver. So, I drive with the intention of leaving a couple of car lengths between me and the car in front. What happens? Someone sees that as an invitation to merge on over!! Next thing I know my "safe space" is down to inches.
      Maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment, but why is this so annoying to you? I agree it's annoying when a car "merges on over" just "inches" in front of my bumper (rarely happens). It's also annoying when a car "merges on over," then drives slower than the car that was previously in front me (a little more common, but still rare).

      However, the vast majority of the time, a car that's merging in front of me just wants to drive in my lane at the same speed, or is only there temporarily (avoiding a tailgater, changing two lanes, getting off at the next exit, etc). In fact, I use "safe and comfortable merging space" as my guideline for safe following distance. I like to leave enough space between me and the car in front ofme to allow another driver to comfortably merge in front of me without me having to slow down suddenly (to make more room) and wave my hand outside of my window to tell the merger it's "okay" to merge in front of me.

      I upset the guy behind me and slow down opening up more of a gap trying to manage between not letting someone over and making sure I have some room to stop.
      I think the "guy behind me" can usually see the person merging in front of me. If that person is not tailgating me, then I don't think that person should be upset. Again, maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment. There are a heck of a lot of annoying drivers out there.
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    4. Re:What I hate... by strider44 · · Score: 1

      That's a very good point. The reality is when you go 110kmph then letting someone in won't change how fast you get to your destination very significantly. Letting twenty people in won't change it significantly.

      As an aside, I hope people know that the amount of gap you're supposed to leave should be proportional to the speed you're going, I hope people aren't *that* bad at maths here like a lot of people on the road are...

    5. Re:What I hate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, the problem with your point is that it's sound in THEORY... but in reality you've got morons merging from a slower lane to a faster lane WITHOUT SPEEDING UP. These imbeciles think that it's fundamentally faster to be in a fast lane... even if they're still going just as slowly as the other lane. Meanwhile, we need to slow down because some idiot has just cut us off and has reduced the speed of an entire lane of traffic by 10mph. Someone needs to round up these mouth-breathers and put them on a rocket ship to Uranus.

    6. Re:What I hate... by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, there should be about two seconds between you and the other car, which means you don't even have to do math! You just have to be able to count to 'two Mississippis'. Sadly, that seems to be more than most people can do :(

      Z.

    7. Re:What I hate... by kreyg · · Score: 1

      I usually try to leave at least a 2-second gap. That generally means that if anyone does pull in front, I don't have to jam on the brakes. The people you find annoying are probably also obsessive lane-changers, and will be gone in a moment anyway.

      It's also comforting to remind yourself that, for a 20-mile trip, the difference between 50mph and 55mph is about 2 minutes. I'm about 10 miles from work, or about a 1 minute difference. An accident will mess up your whole day / week / life.

      I shoot for whatever the traffic is flowing at (which is often above the posted limit, but also often under) and try not to freak out at the maniacs crossing three lanes of traffic without signalling so they can get stuck two cars ahead of me.

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    8. Re:What I hate... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I try to be a safe driver. So, I drive with the intention of leaving a couple of car lengths between me and the car in front. What happens? Someone sees that as an invitation to merge on over!! Next thing I know my "safe space" is down to inches. Best thing to do then...I upset the guy behind me and slow down opening up more of a gap trying to manage between not letting someone over and making sure I have some room to stop. You're doing the right thing. Keep doing it. In fact, leave a little extra space in front of you, to allow people to merge in front of you more safely. If people won't stop merging in front of you, get out of the left lane for awhile.
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  17. I need a laser to wich says get out of the way :) by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    Well i've been thinking a couple of times now to create a device to project a text on a front driving car, so i could say speedup, or i could sa Get out of the way you slow driving people, or to say your light is broken, or to say watch out there cops overthere. :)) no i'm not speeding, it's just that i live in democratic country and i have voted for a diference speed, and i still represent my fraction hahaha :))

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  18. Why? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

    We seemed to have stopped wondering and asking why people behave badly in the first place.

  19. How many times do I have to tell you, officer? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not tailgating, it's drafting! Have you seen the fuel prices these past few years?

    1. Re:How many times do I have to tell you, officer? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yup, about 6.83 dollars the gallon at the moment (hi, welcome in the Netherlands).

    2. Re:How many times do I have to tell you, officer? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "It's not tailgating, it's drafting!"

      Then you should do it behind something large, like a bus or a semi, something that creates a large vortex and has an obnoxiously long stopping distance. In other words, not my Hyundai!

    3. Re:How many times do I have to tell you, officer? by ElAsturiano · · Score: 1

      BRA - VOOOOO!!! you took it right off my lips! (or fingertips... whatever)

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    4. Re:How many times do I have to tell you, officer? by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. My car gets 37/41 miles per gallon according to the dealer. I've filled my tank after long drives and that seems pretty accurate to my actual gas mileage. Now one time I drafted trucks on the expressway all the way from Grand Rapids to Chicago and back. I ended up getting 43.6 miles per gallon, which is the most I've ever gotten with my car. I only had to fill up my 11.9 gallon tank to full before leaving and not once during the drive there or back.

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  20. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our laser range finding overlords.

  21. Tailgater's don't cause accidents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drivers that slam on their brakes do. Why not just let the person pass?

  22. How do they tell the speeder from the tailgater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The driver with the retinal damage gets the speeding ticket and the guy with the intact vision gets the tailgating ticket.

  23. Road Rage. by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    Good now all we need to do is attatch a missle to that laser....Problem solved...right guys?.....r....right?

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  24. One word on tailgating - by El+Torico · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:One word on tailgating - by gumpish · · Score: 1
      Caltrops
      On the off chance that you are serious or some impressionable idiot might read your comment, unless you have devised some delivery method that either ensures all of the caltrops are absorbed by the target's tires or somehow become inert if the target misses, the unused caltrops will remain on the road and will pose a lethal threat to innocent drivers (and motorcyclists) behind your target.
    2. Re:One word on tailgating - by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      so you would suggest putting a 4 second charge on the caltrops to blow the trops into four parts (bonus points if you disable the car in a more permanent fasion)

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  25. Liars by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    "The majority of the reactions I get from drivers are that they don't realize they are tailgating."

    Pyeah, right...

    1. Re:Liars by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      It's possible. I've been tailgated when there's no room for me to go anywhere. I can't imagine what they might be trying to accomplish.

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    2. Re:Liars by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Yep, and 70% of drivers think they're in the top 30 percentile.

      Just because you don't get into an accident doesn't mean you're driving safely. Now get off the damn phone and stop swerving into my lane.

      Problem with flipping the bird to a jerk like that is he doesn't see it anyway, he's still dicking around on his phone... (2 stoplights later even...true story...)

    3. Re:Liars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it's true. Most unsafe drivers have no idea what they are doing is wrong and refuse to believe otherwise. I have a friend who's wife is a horrible tailgater. She's always on someone's ass. She even totalled her car once because, according to her, "The guy in front of me stopped too fast." I guess it's his fault she was so close. I was riding with her one day and the Jeep she was tailgating drove and the shoulder for a second to splash her with a puddle. A little while later he did it with another puddle and she said, "I think he's doing it intentionally." I said, "Probably because you're tailgating." She said, "No." Bad drivers never learn. I'm not sure even tickets would help, as they'd blame the cops, but I'd rather see them get tickets than carefull drivers going fast, just because the cops have these cool guns for measuring speed.

    4. Re:Liars by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

      They're not trying to "accomplish" anything, it's just a byproduct of the perpetual ego trip that so many people seem to be caught up in. They don't care that you can't move, they want out of their way. Period.

    5. Re:Liars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A girl I went out with managed to hit the slowing-down car infront, in the rain, at a pedestrian crossing. Not much damage to the cars, fully comp insurance, so financially not the the end of the world. But the stupid cow could just not accept the fact that had she been driving further from the car infront, especially as it was raining (locked up and slid..), the accident could have been avoided. There were a million reasons why she was close, and to justify it, like that she was adjusting the radio/lights/something in the car, looked up and the car was braking. Of course, had she left a bigger gap in the first place, looking away from the road for a sec might have not ended up with an accident. Another was that she normally drove down the road at that speed, demonstrating her logic that as she had been OK in the past, she would be OK with that behaviour in the future.

      With greater expirience of the road my self now, I think that she had the common problem many drivers have, that is to "follow" the car in front. They simply just don't watch the traffic and road far enough ahead, often not past the bumper of the car infront. I should think that these people are also major players in the lane abuse game on motorways.

  26. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The speed limit is the same for BOTH lanes of the road. And "the appropriate 10 mph+ over the speed limit" is a bunch of crap. The only APPROPRIATE speed is to follow the limit as given."

    Absolutely. And brush after every meal. And don't eat too much. And not too many sweets. And exercise. And respect each other's opinions. And don't talk back to your elders.

    These are all important rules that someone needs to enforce. So that we're all happier.

  27. need these in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mount them on the center median with cameras and ticket people for (a) tailgating and (b) driving slow in the left lane.

  28. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by caffeinatedOnline · · Score: 1

    You, Mr(s)AC, obviously have never driven in Phoenix. 10mph over the posted speed limit is the norm on any of the many freeways crossing the metro area. It's not speeding, it's keeping up with the flow of traffic. I have witnessed many a highway patrol vehicle driving 10 over the speed limit and as long as the traffic is moving, not pulling people over who go past them (as long as they are not flying pass). It's not leadfoot, it's survival!

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  29. Does this work by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Is the ticketting reducing the number of accidents?

    If it fails to do this then it's taxation rather than law enforcement.

    1. Re:Does this work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you prefer your taxes to go up, or penalize a social group of proven asshats?

    2. Re:Does this work by green1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      >> Is the ticketting reducing the number of accidents?

      if you are referring to the tailgate-detector tickets, nobody knows yet as there hasn't been enough time to find out.

      if you are talking about speeding tickets and red light camera tickets. the answer is absolutely. many studies have shown that with higher enforcment of speed limits and red lights people DO change their driving habits, slow down, and obey signals. Further it has been proven that whith the slower speed of traffic not only are there fewer collisions*, but they are also less likely to involve injuries and death. I know the public perception is that it's a tax, but this is a really simple tax to avoid, don't break the law, and you will NEVER be caught doing so.

      reference:
      http://www.dft.gov.uk/stellent/groups/dft_rdsafety /documents/page/dft_rdsafety_029193.hcsp
      http://ip.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/9/4/302
      http://www.tfhrc.gov/safety/pubs/05048/index.htm
      http://www.esafety-effects-database.org/applicatio n_15.html
      and others... (google is your friend)

      *I won't use the word accident in this context because the majority of the time it is no accident and any intelligent person can see exactly why it happened

    3. Re:Does this work by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer my taxes to go up.

      Asshatism is a little too subjective. I'd be concenred that I might qualify under some definition.

    4. Re:Does this work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never be caught ? ha. i've been ticketed for 68 when i was doing 55.
      cops can whistle into their radio mikes and use other shit to get the radar speed to where they want it to be. they just dont care. why? cos 99% of the time the ticket is going to be reduced to a parking fine.

    5. Re:Does this work by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about tailgate detectors.

      I did hear of an attempt to reduce tailgating by automatically flashing cars when they were too close. This meant that people would slam on the brakes when they got close causing the guy who was tailgating them to crash into them.

      But how many serious accidents does tailgating cause? Cars are quite good with rear end shunts. And dents can be fixed. People require a little more work.

  30. a different solution by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    If cars came with LED sign-boards on the front that said things like "MOVE OVER AND LET ME PASS" (but in reverse for the mirror-effect) whenever a button is pressed, perhaps fewer people would use tailgating to communicate that point.

    Really, I hardly ever have tailgaters on me. But I don't drive slow in the passing lane. And I don't go slower than the damn speed limit on 1-lane roads.

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    1. Re:a different solution by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Oh, bullshit. I gave up driving in the left lane (except to pass) because I got tired of dealing with assholes like you. I still get tailgated all the time.

    2. Re:a different solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should either go faster or move over.

      So you think people shouldn't be driving so fast? Well, they are so stop complaining and get out of their way!

    3. Re:a different solution by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Good. You shouldn't have been in the left lane (except to pass) anyway. How did you get your license without knowing that?

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    4. Re:a different solution by fm6 · · Score: 1

      We can trade non-sequiturs all day. Doesn't change anything.

  31. yawn by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    like that doesn't already happen with radar guns for speeding, or license plate frames, or things hanging form your rear view mirror.

    heck, i got pulled over once for 'taking a left turn too hard', then having my car searched for drugs (none found as none were there)

    this device isn't going to make any difference one way or another as far as your comment is concerned.

    1. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a bad cop is a bad cop wherever they are. A device may make his targetting easier as it gives him an excuse, but it's not like he needs it to be afforded his opportunities.

      For example, I was at a 4 way stop recently. I stopped (vehicle in front) and pull up and stop after the vehicle in front of me went through the intersection. The cross traffic vehicles took their turn. Vehicle opposite me had right of way, but flashed their lights and yielded to me. I take my turn after checking all clear. Vehicle on left appears, rolls through stop sign, nearly collides with me. Turns out its a police car.

      Lights go on, police car does a U turn in the middle the intersection. I pull over. Know what the police officer says (and citation reads)? I'm not kidding--failure to stop at a stop sign.

      Now it's mhy word against his, which means in my area (southcentral Pennsylvania) means the driver loses to the "word" of the police officer. Reason why I'm now putting webcams in my car; I've already got a PC in there, so I figure for the cost of the ticket and/or lawyer retainer, I could have put a few webcams in there and at least had the proof to find an officer impeached or perjured himself.

  32. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can replace "Phoenix" with "Atlanta" and you'll get exactly the same situation. I drive 25 miles to work, and the right-most lane goes around 70mph in a 55mph zone. I'm not a slow driver, so that's not a problem for me. However, I do keep my distance. As a result, I get constantly cut off by others, and it usually takes me a few seconds to regain my distance. If during that time I'm clocked as being too close to the car in front of me, I could easily get ticketed even though I didn't tailgate. (Almost said that I didn't do anything wrong, but I'm not that sure about that. A judge told my friend to drive closer to the car in front of him after a driver tried to cut my friend off and he tapped the driver's back corner, sending him into a spin. According to that judge, it is wrong to give people the opportunity to cut you off.)

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  34. Wow, really new technology -- not! by dens · · Score: 1

    It always amazes me when we see some "new" technology like this in the U.S., when it's usually something that has been used in other countries for a long long time. For example, red light cameras that give tickets have been used in Germany since I was a kid (and that's been a while now ).

  35. In related news... by blincoln · · Score: 1

    ...Chicago is preparing for business to grind to a halt as the entire city's population is simultaneously pulled over to be ticketed for using the "two-meter" instead of "two-second" rule.

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    1. Re:In related news... by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      I guarantee you nobody in Chicago is using the "two-meter" rule. "Two-yard" rule, maybe.

    2. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two second, two meter, if NASA can't get imperial to metric conversions right, how can you expect the rest of us to?

    3. Re:In related news... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I'm confused, you used Chicago and ticket in the same sentence. I can understand if you meant the Chicagoland area, but not the city proper. That's one of the things I love about the city, you won't get hassled for a ticket unless you're doing something really egregious. Now the suburbs... Sheesh. I swear the cops have nothing better to do than fsck with motorists.

    4. Re:In related news... by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      Depending on what the traffic is like, 2 meters may very well be 2 seconds...

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  36. Will there ever be an end? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Will there ever be an end to all the money, effort and legislation directed at making it more efficient for police to arrest, ticket and fine you? Seems to me we could, at some point, direct some of our resources somewhere else. Why for example is virtually every highway in the US under construction until eternity? Isn't getting that job finished at some point maybe something we should do? Come down to Wake County NC courthouse. Every single day the building is in firecode violation because Wake County hands out 10's of thousands of tickets a week and arrests thousands. Why don't we just call all this what it is - a revenue source.

    1. Re:Will there ever be an end? by tilandal · · Score: 1

      Each year more then 40,000 people die and more then 2.5 million people are injured on US roads. Someone dies in a car accident every 12 seconds. Less then 3000 people died in the September 11'th attacks. Where do you suggest we spend the money?

    2. Re:Will there ever be an end? by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Apparently there is no shortage of bright ideas from well-meaning people which will make it easier for the police to collect taxes.

      We've had velocity taxes for decades. Now some people on this board support the idea of get-tough policy on Vehicular Proximity Tax collection. What's next? A Jalopy Tax for any vehicle over ten years old? Or how about an Operator Vestimentary Tax for those who aren't up to code with what they wear while driving? We already have a Remote Communication Conversation Tax in some states, so why not a Vehicular Enclosure Air Quality Tax for those who smoke while driving? Or a Conveyance Collation Tax for those who snack while on the move? There is no end to the all the imaginative ways we could tax ourselves. Think of the possibilities!

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    3. Re:Will there ever be an end? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      We've had velocity taxes for decades. Wow, so the orientation of your speed vector factors into the ticket? "But officer, I was going 55 mph at 90 degrees, and the speed limit clearly allows for 55 mph anywhere from 0 to 180 degrees." Here I thought it was only the speed component of your velocity that mattered.
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  37. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    Bad traffic in Phoenix has significantly less to do with illegial imigrants who can't read English (sheesh...) and much more to do with the facts that:

    Most people there can't write well-formed English? :-P

  38. Here's an interesting ratio by benhocking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take the number of people driving below the speed limit to the number of people who are tailgating. My estimate is that this ratio is about 1:5000.

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    1. Re:Here's an interesting ratio by firehawk2k · · Score: 0

      That's because there's one granny driving at 20kph, with a long lineup of 5000 waiting to pass her

      Haha!

    2. Re:Here's an interesting ratio by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

      Driving the speed limit and traveling in the correct lane are rarely correlated.

    3. Re:Here's an interesting ratio by Boogaroo · · Score: 1

      Today was interesting. EVERYONE was at least 5-10mph over the speedlimit and driving comfortably.
      There were still people who insisted on going 80+ and tailgating. Sometimes there were big empty lanes to pass, but they wouldn't use them; insisting that everyone move instead. Other times people would cut off the people in the right lanes to pass before people could even merge right to get out of their way.

      Sometimes the best thing to do with extreme speeders is nothing. If you can't see them early enough to get out of the way safely, the best thing you can do is nothing. If things stay consistant then they can make their choices.

  39. Little White Rabbit by dapsychous · · Score: 1

    Here's an easy solution to being tailgated that ALWAYS works for me.

    1. Wait for a tailgater to get within two seconds of your bumper.
    2. Immediately yell "OH, MY GOD THE BUNNY!" and slam on your brakes.
    3. As soon as the driver realizes what has happened, speed up and let him know he's number one.
    -- or --
    3. Exchange insurance information and file a claim.

    Viola! No more tailgater.

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    1. Re:Little White Rabbit by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
      Here's an easy solution to being tailgated that ALWAYS works for me
      You either drive a bigger piece of shit than I do, or you enjoy doing battle with insurance companies.

      About twelve years ago, I drove a 1967 Toytota Corona. My favourite anti-tailgater trick, once I discovered it, was to:

      1. Wait for a tailgater to get dangerously close to my bumper and stay there (no point doing this to someone who lost attention for a moment - I think gross negligence should be punsished, but I don't think the net should be cast too wide)

      2. While keeping my right foot on the accelerator so as not to lose speed, press the brake pedal with my left enough to turn on the brake lights without actually having any significant braking effect - and waggle the steering wheel rapidly an extremely short distance left and right to make the back of the car sway a little and look like I'm stopping suddenly.

      The advantage my trick has over yours is that there's little risk of the tailgating cretin's vehicle coming into contact with yours.

      The "I thought I saw a road-hazard" argument was the one I planned on using if ever called on the matter - a small box on the road that must have been blown off as I or the car behind me passed it. You don't want to hit a box - you've got no way of knowing if it's empty or full of bricks until it's too late. Bunnies? Hell, around here we'd get a commendation for taking one of the furry little ringbarkers out. Same with foxes.

      It's not that I was travelling slowly - the speedo was reasonably accurate according to the highway speed checkers, so I tended to sit on the limit (exactly mid-way between 60 and 65 was close enough to 100 in metric). I think they just thought "Smallish, older car" and assumed that they should be able to travel faster than I could.

  40. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've corrected spelling and/or grammar on the internet! You win!

  41. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by BIZKeT · · Score: 1

    Um... People driving the speed limit in the far left lane are obeying the law. The slow lane is not for people doing 60, but people doing 50 or 40 in a 60 zone.

    And just to be an ass... It warms my heart to piss of folks when I do the posted speed in the fast lane. To see all your little faces get scrunched up in anger. All I can think of is how you will have a heart attack soon while you drive 20 mph over the speed limit while talking on your cell phone, drinking your coffee and eating your breakfast. Leaves more room on the road for me later.

  42. Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by gumpish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On divided highways, tailgating rules should not be enforced in the fast lane if the state law requires slower traffic to keep right. In such cases, people holding up traffic in the fast lane should be pulled over and cited.

    In all other cases though, I support the enforcement of laws against tailgating.

    1. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by tilandal · · Score: 1

      This would be true if everyone in the left lane wasn't already braking the law by speeding.

    2. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Newsflash, laws are meant to be broken. Those people doing 75 mph in the left lane are okay with paying the speeding ticket.

    3. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      What you said:

      On divided highways, tailgating rules should not be enforced in the fast lane if the state law requires slower traffic to keep right. In such cases, people holding up traffic in the fast lane should be pulled over and cited.

      In all other cases though, I support the enforcement of laws against tailgating.


      What I heard:

      "This law should apply to everyone but me."

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    4. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I could see it if you were tailgating a car cruising in the passing lane that isn't passing anyone and there is no one in front of it, particularly if they don't move over when there is a chance to.

      However, if your tailgating someone who is stuck in the same situation you are (car in front of them moving slow in the passing lane so they can't go any faster), you deserve your ticket.

    5. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by tilandal · · Score: 1

      So you are saying if I am ok with 5-20 years I have the right to cut off your hand?

    6. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by tilandal · · Score: 1

      From http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/pdf/nrd-30/NCSA/TSF20 04/809915.pdf Speeding is one of the most prevalent factors contributing to traffic crashes. The economic cost to society of speeding-related crashes is estimated by NHTSA to be $40.4 billion per year. In 2004, speeding was a contributing factor in 30 percent of all fatal crashes, and 13,192 lives were lost in speeding-related crashes. Motor vehicle crashes cost society an estimated $7,300 per second. The total economic cost of crashes was estimated at $230.6 billion in 2000. In 2000, the cost of speeding-related crashes was estimated to be $40.4 billion -- $76,865 per minute or $1,281 per second.

    7. Re:Shouldn't be enforced in the fast lane. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Either the person in the left lane is not speeding, and so the people behind him aren't, or the person in front is speeding as well as blocking traffic and should be cited for going too fast and too slow. Either way, the person in front is the worst of all the ones there.

  43. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by nuOpus · · Score: 1

    Whats funny is that the speed limit on the 60 is 65 mph, so people drive around 75-80 even the cops. I HATE it when there are snowbirds that drive 55 mph because that is the freeway speed in their state. THOSE people cause accidents. Like you say ... its survival. Going 65 on a day when EVERYONE is doing 80+ is pretty dangerous too. Heck, often I race a cop going 90 mph all the way home on the US60 in Mesa.

  44. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by DAharon · · Score: 1

    I agree with you; people driving in the "fast" lane really piss me off. But I would just like to say that you are in the wrong too. Maybe you are just using slang, but there is no such thing as a "fast" lane! There is a PASSING lane, that's it. If you are not passing anyone, you have no business being in the passing lane. No matter what your speed. And that is, what I believe, to be the crux of the problem. For some reason people think that the left most lane is the "fast" lane, and since they don't want to think of themselves as slow, they MUST be in the "fast" lane.

  45. How About the Left Lane Squatters? by IgnacioB · · Score: 1

    Spiffy technology, but how about the left lane squatters out there? For every person that's following too close what are the odds that the person in front should be in the right lane because they're not actively overtaking somebody.

    1. Re:How About the Left Lane Squatters? by icecow · · Score: 1

      You mean the guys that hang back away from the convoy of tailgaters in front of them?

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    2. Re:How About the Left Lane Squatters? by IgnacioB · · Score: 1

      No. I'm talking about the ones at the front of the convoy in the left lane with nobody to the right of them....or not actively overtaking the traffic on the right. The ones that are breaking most state laws that say quite simply, "Keep right except when passing."

    3. Re:How About the Left Lane Squatters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting point - except that Arizona doesn't have that rule as a law. You can pass in either lane. The left lane is not just for passing.

    4. Re:How About the Left Lane Squatters? by IgnacioB · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, they do! It is law 28-721 with pertinent part copied: A. On all roadways of sufficient width, a person shall drive a vehicle on the right half of the roadway except as follows: 1. When overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction under the rules governing the movement.

  46. more often than not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's foreign drivers who've immigrated who ride tail on the road...
    because in their country you get out of the way if you are holding up traffic...
    instead of slamming on your brakes because 'You were there first and are going the speed limit'...

    If people practiced common courtesy and paid attention while they drive a LOT less accidents would occur of ANY KIND

    1. Re:more often than not... by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Bullshit you racist bastard. In my experience its usually the guy in the 2-ton pickup with the American flag decal in the back window and the fake testicles hanging from his trailer hitch. You know, the guy with the fuck-the-world because I have no self esteem attitude?

  47. Damn tailgaters! by dmatos · · Score: 1

    My favourite method of dealing with tailgaters is to send them into a panic by tromping on my brakes hard enough to make the car dive, but for a short enough period of time that my speed does not change measurably.

    Get the fuck off my tail.

    And while you're at it, take out those goddamn ultra-bright blue headlights.

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  48. Heavy Traffic by SQLz · · Score: 3, Funny

    In heavy traffic, if you constantly change lanes, tailgate anyone in front of you, shake your fist in fury, you will get most places a lot faster.

    1. Re:Heavy Traffic by mark-t · · Score: 1

      This is only because you scare the out of every other driver on the road, and they are willing to give you clearance to do what you want just so that you don't accidentally hit them.

    2. Re:Heavy Traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In heavy traffic, if you constantly change lanes, tailgate anyone in front of you, shake your fist in fury, you will get most places a lot faster.

      You mean places like the mortuary?

    3. Re:Heavy Traffic by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Popping off a few shots in the direction of the car in front of you also helps to move things along.

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    4. Re:Heavy Traffic by pedalman · · Score: 1
      In heavy traffic, if you constantly change lanes, tailgate anyone in front of you, shake your fist in fury, you will get most places a lot faster.
      If you are the old guy with the walker in the opening scene of Office Space, you'll get there even faster.
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  49. About goddamn time! by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    I hope they roll this out nationwide.

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  50. Every Overpass... by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think their should be a solar powered sensor array on every overpass on our major highways.

    It would detect:

    * Speed
    * Distance to vehicle in front
    * Sniff for drugs
    * License plate to match against APB list (not stored)

    An array of cameras would record video and pictures of offending vehicles and issue tickets.

    If drugs are sniffed, the same vehicles are watched for at subsequent overpasses to determine which one it is.

    The system should use off-the-shelf hardware and be open source.

    The highways would be safer, and law enforcement agencies would have more time and resources to devote to what really matters.

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    1. Re:Every Overpass... by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      1984 called, it wants its police state back.

      "Lose Weight and Feel Great with Isagenix [isagenix.com]"

      Ah looks like you are a spammer too. I assume by your "sniff for drugs" line, you are just trying to destroy the competition? I mean who needs real drugs when you can give them overpriced placebos in shake form!

      The only way to lose weight is to EXERCISE and eat properly. Some overpriced spaceage shakes are at best a dirty hack, and at worst dangerous to your health. Aparently, they also brainwash you to believe in the poice state! Who knew?

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    2. Re:Every Overpass... by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      So are you opposed to speed limits, or just their enforcement?

      By sniff for drugs I mean technology.

      Read the definition of spam.

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    3. Re:Every Overpass... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Move to England. They're already pretty damn close to that situation, and the rest of us Americans don't want it!

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    4. Re:Every Overpass... by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      Laws should be enforced, or fought to be removed, but not ignored.

      Either speed limits are a good idea and should be enforced, or take away our freedom and should be removed.

      What difference does it make whether a cop pulls you over and tickets you, or a machine tickets you?

      Police departments are way understaffed and underfunded, and have way better things to be doing than driving around being traffic cops.

      I would much rather have the speed limits and tailgating laws enforced and have the highways be safer and more enjoyable to be on. Tailgaters are very dangerous and annoying (and the source of a great deal of road rage). Tailgaters getting tickets is a good thing.

      What do we lose? Privacy? No, not really. The right to break the law and get away with it? Show me that in the constitution.

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    5. Re:Every Overpass... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I say we eliminate speed limits and punish the hell out of people who get into accidents. Some of us are capable of driving safely at 90 mph.

  51. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't piss me off... I'll just run into you... got to love once a year 'accident forgiveness' insurance!

  52. But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by dircha · · Score: 5, Funny

    In traffic, leaving more than a single car length between you and the guy in front of you gets you cut off. It's an invitation for some asshat in the next lane over to cut in. You know the type.

    I tell ya... roof-mounted laser gun turrents. "We've got a Jetta at 3 o'clock! Get in there and keep him occupied until I can engage the damned lightdrive!"

    That and enemy symphathizers - traitors. You rode that bumper like an animal in heat and kept the Jetta out of your lane. But what's this? The Jetta pulls ahead and that weak-willed pansy Corolla two cars ahead lets him in, after all your work! "Dammit man, we're trying to hold a line here. Get on that fucking bumper and ride it for all you're worth you fucking pussy!"

    Where did these people learn to drive? Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?

    1. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by dmatos · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I keep trying to explain to you, lasers will do no good. Some asshat in front of you cuts you off, so you lance his car with a beam. Good for you. Now there's a pile of molten slag in your path that you have to avoid, which you can only do by cutting off someone else.

      What you really need is an RPG. With luck, the explosion will launch the fragments of the offending vehicle completely out of your path.

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    2. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by minion · · Score: 1

      Where did these people learn to drive? Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?
       
      On a serious note, do you know they are no longer teaching kids that you SHOULD pull out into the intersection when turning left, when the light turns green? They instead tell the kids to sit there, and not pull out an inch unless they can for sure turn. You know how many kids I've been behind lately that just continue to sit at the damn light during rush hour? They never turn. Of all the stupid things to teach someone!
       
      Sure, if the light had a turn only arrow, that may work, but not all left turn lanes do. The only thing it does do is make everyone behind that person have very strong homicidial thoughts.

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    3. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Just depends on where you live. In Vancouver, Canada, there are very few left turn lanes on the major thoroughfares, so you'll always have 3-4 cars waiting in the intersection and turning left right when it turns red. (I've seen this in NYC too).

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    4. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      gas, brake, honk... gas, brake, honk... honk, honk, punch... gas, gas, gas

    5. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by dircha · · Score: 1

      "gas, brake, honk... gas, brake, honk... honk, honk, punch... gas, gas, gas"

      But don't forget the finger!

      brake, honk, finger, gas.

      The honk+finger strike is a well known combo.

      Honking first gives your normal finger attack a +2 bonus to hit and grants a 30% chance to daze your target for 1 round on a successful attack.

      Just the other day some level 3 Accord merged in front of me from the shoulder on an on ramp. I was all like "WTF N00B?!" I broke out the honk+finger. Finger connected and I won the roll on the daze. Passed that n00b up and he didn't know what hit him. PWN3D!

    6. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It makes sense though, as I've seen people get trapped in the middle of an intersection by pulling forward while waiting for a break. What happens is that when the light in their direction turns yellow, which should be their chance to get out of the intersection - instead you get a stream of cars zooming through the yellow. Then the light turns red, and several cars run the red light. By this time, the cross traffic has gotten the green light and they start pulling into the intersection, and get in the way of the vehicle who is still trying to execute their turn. And it turns into a giant mess. I've learned that for some intersections at certain times of the day, you'd best to stay put until you can make your turn.

      As much as I hate red light cameras, they really need to set them up in some places. People running red lights when the light has been red 3-5 seconds is just plain dangerous.

    7. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by toddestan · · Score: 1

      What you do is aim for their driver's side rear tire (I'm assuming he cut you off in the left-most lane). When the tire blows out, most likely they will end up losing control and going into the median. If you're lucky, they'll flip over, giving you a chance to hit their gas tank. Works quite well, actually.

    8. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Just depends on where you live. In Vancouver, Canada, there are very few left turn lanes on the major thoroughfares, so you'll always have 3-4 cars waiting in the intersection and turning left right when it turns red. (I've seen this in NYC too).

      I noticed that when I lived in Phoenix AZ too, almost no left turn arrows anywhere. Here in Oregon we're not so stupid, which is part of why we have such better drivers.

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    9. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by geodescent · · Score: 1

      This is a huge problem in Gainesville Florida. I've seen people blatantly run red lights several seconds after the fact. It's an issue because everybody doesn't want to wait, as traffic backs up for miles due to poor city planning.

    10. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by jafac · · Score: 1

      By this time, the cross traffic has gotten the green light and they start pulling into the intersection, and get in the way of the vehicle who is still trying to execute their turn.

      Which is illegal.
      Even on a green, you don't proceed through the intersection until it is cleared. Such behavior is a recepie for gridlock.

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    11. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by TragicComic · · Score: 1

      "On a serious note, do you know they are no longer teaching kids that you SHOULD pull out into the intersection when turning left, when the light turns green?" "Of all the stupid things to teach someone!" In Arizona, the average speed of vehicles that are involved in red-light running accidents is 65 MPH. Most of those take out people who have scooted out into the middle of the intersection and are trying to make left hand turns after the light has turned red. The last place you want to be after the light turns red is in an intersection in Arizona. It's amazing watching this thread and all the people who talk about driving like it's no big thing. Driving has killed somewhere in the neighborhood of 150,000 people since 9/11. Where's our war on driving? Why aren't our politicians talk about this every day.

    12. Re:But leaving more than 10ft gets you cut off by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      It makes sense though, as I've seen people get trapped in the middle of an intersection by pulling forward while waiting for a break. What happens is that when the light in their direction turns yellow, which should be their chance to get out of the intersection - instead you get a stream of cars zooming through the yellow. Then the light turns red, and several cars run the red light. By this time, the cross traffic has gotten the green light and they start pulling into the intersection, and get in the way of the vehicle who is still trying to execute their turn. And it turns into a giant mess. I've learned that for some intersections at certain times of the day, you'd best to stay put until you can make your turn.


      In most US states, the person turning left at a non-arrow green light that has moved into the intersection has the right away after the oncoming traffic has gotten a red light and the crossing traffic gets a green light. They pretty much own the intersection. Now in the case of people running the red light oncoming, eventually they will stop and you can usually encurage them to stop by easing into their path.

      The problem I see is not somone getting trapped in the middle but more somone that has simi-eased into the intersection and when the light turns yellow for them they just sit there rather than moveing all the way to the middle and even start easing to the left which kind of lets all other drivers know who is next. Depending on the size of the intersection, more than one can do this. If you don't get out there and make your intentions clear, the crossing traffic will start coming.
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  53. Three cheers for that! by Deadplant · · Score: 1

    Farking tailgaters should be tasered along with the ticket.

    oh, and while we're on the subject...
    - turn on your damn headlights@!!! (no, your farking daytime running lights are NOT your headlights dumbass)
    - learn how to farking merge onto a farking highway damnit!!! Stop trying to merge going 20kph slower than the highway traffic!

  54. Drafting by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not tailgating, I'm Drafting. The extra 5% gas savings, is awesome, AND I have the benefit of saving the planet from greenhouse gases.

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    1. Re:Drafting by Jello+B. · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if you turn left and right really fast, you get blue sparks.

    2. Re:Drafting by trentblase · · Score: 1

      No, that's drifting.

    3. Re:Drafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir, are a retard. congrats.

    4. Re:Drafting by Technician · · Score: 1

      I'm not tailgating, I'm Drafting. The extra 5% gas savings, is awesome, AND I have the benefit of saving the planet from greenhouse gases.

      On a long trip, I tried drafting a semi truck. I figured he was unlikely to stop quick. With the big windbreak, the savings is closer to 20% Went from about 50MPG to 60 MPG in a Prius. The downside is the new rock chip in the windshield. :-(

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    5. Re:drafting by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      that air would then come in behind the vehicle, and give it a pressure returning push as it fills in from behind.

      To some extent, true. Empirically, drafting still saves energy, though and theories can't change that fact.

      -b.

  55. Defining stupidity by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    I just touch my brakes so that the brake lights go on, but the car doesn't slow down.


    This drives some tailgaters nuts. One of them pulled up beside me at a red light and told me I just about caused an accident. This perhaps should have taught him something about his own habits, but given that tailgaters are pretty much by definition stupid, I'm not optimistic.

    I don't recommend this strategy unless you box or something.

    1. Re:Defining stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done a similar thing with a slight twist. I tap the break to light up the break light and also hit the accelerator. This results in the tailgater seeing the break light and a speed change. They usually react long before they notice that I sped up.

    2. Re:Defining stupidity by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe how many people responded to my post with smartass crap like yours. You're all need to learn to read a post before responding to it. Here's the gist: ROAD RAGE IS DANGEROUS. When you see somebody driving badly, the last thing you want to do is humiliate them. It will not change their behavior, except to make them even angrier and nastier.

    3. Re:Defining stupidity by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
      Touching the brakes so that the brake lights come on causes people to naturally back off. They get a little nervous cause they figure I might slam on the brakes at any time (they can't tell that I only taped the brake lightly).


      This is hardly "humiliating." Most probably just think I use the brakes too much. But they do tend to back off a little.

      Might I suggest that this practise actually does more good than harm, given the danger that tailgaters put me in.

      But that aside, I've always believed in standing up to bullies (i.e., tailgaters). One of the reasons they tailgate is because no one calls them on it. Avoiding confrontation because "it'll only make matters worse" is nonsense.

    4. Re:Defining stupidity by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Call it what you want. The fact is, a lot of road rage incidents are linked to unsubtle signals like flashing your brake lights. It may not be a rational response, but road rage never is.

      It's hard to accept that you can't "educate" other drivers, but the simple fact is that you can't. As I said before, nobody accepts that they aren't a perfect driver, and get really bent out of shape when somebody tries to tell them otherwise. And not being able to accept that is itself a kind of road rage.

  56. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    umm..no. it is a passing lane not a "fast lane". get yer stupid ass back in the "slow" lane and use the "fast" lane for passing. in germany you would get a ticket for driving at any speed in the fast lane if you were not using it just for passing. thats the way it should be in the states but stupid drivers just annoy everyone instead. use the far left lane just for passing dickhead.

  57. I can't believe this! by MicrosoftRepresentit · · Score: 0, Troll

    What was that quote again? Those who are willing to give up freedom for safety don't deserve either! Thats just fine if you want to join the mindless ranks of sheep, but I'm not going to let The Man continue to control my life. Theres got to be privacy concerns here too, America becomes more and more of a police state every day. I'm getting out of here. Or at least I would if I lived there and not here, in the UK.

  58. rampant tailgating by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Tailgating is really dangerous. In a state where tailgating is rampant (PA), I am all for the enforcement of laws to curb tailgating. Alongside of this, there needs to be enforcement of laws relating to driving too slowly in the left hand lane or beneath the speed limit. Driving too slowly also makes for a road hazard. That said, after age 65, there should be manadatory bi-annual driver testing. This would give the law some power over irresponsible senior citizens. When it is time for me to give up my car, I shall do so without complaint. Speaking of which, I was caught behind one today going 10 mph underneath the speed limit and refused to yield to a flashing of the lights.

    1. Re:rampant tailgating by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      Why start at age 65? Why not every 5-7 years? Young people probably need more tests then the elderly especially right after they get their licenses so they can break their habits before they start.

      But to me the number one thing that would reduce accidents is revoking licenses for drunk driving/ driving under the influence of drugs. One strike and you're out. I'm sorry if you like to drink and think you are safe after a few beers, but if you really need to drink then please either walk or get a cab. Driving a 2 ton death machine while impaired is not excusable. This should also apply to pot, crack, cocaine, even if prescribed.

    2. Re:rampant tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a doctor that will prescribe pot, crack, and cocaine? Hook me up!

  59. Good thing I RTFA! by Wazukkithemaster · · Score: 1

    I was wondering what they had against football, beer and portable grills...

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  60. Re:I need a laser to wich says get out of the way by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

    Scrolling marquee LCD display hacked to print the text in mirrored reverse.

    But I'm sure there's some law that would break, plus I'm too lazy to bother trying.

  61. Not so funny as true. by phorm · · Score: 1

    How the hell am I supposed to be able to stop in time going 80mph when that guy is just 10 feet in front of me

    This is modded funny, but it's actually sad but true. I've had quite a few incidents where I've had good clearance in front of me, only to have some dipshit speed up from nowhere, pass me, and then slow down to sit close on my nose. The more annoying ones are those that like to hang around blind spots etc.

    For the nose-sitters, they're often of the variety that first tailgates, and when they finally do pass they will just pull up close in front of you. It quite worries me actually, as sometimes in these conditions I have little room to slow down and back off (aka another a**hole tailgater behind me) and thus if the jerk up front suddenly needs to slow or stop I'll be hitting his end and likely be held at-fault.

    1. Re:Not so funny as true. by dapsychous · · Score: 1

      Solution: nanoscale tactical nuclear weapons.

    2. Re:Not so funny as true. by rednip · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For the nose-sitters, they're often of the variety that first tailgates, and when they finally do pass they will just pull up close in front of you.

      I call them weavers, they weave in and out of traffic as if it's a NASCAR race. I try not to give them enough space to pull out in front of me. Often I reduce my normal two car-length gap to one when I see one approaching. It's not hard to see one coming up from behind, but the ones who are already in the right lane are hard to judge. However the guy who is tailgating a 'slow' moving car in the right lane is usually a weaver who tried to exploit a gap in the right lane and got trapped there. My general rule is (unless there is a left hand exit), I don't allow people to get in front of me, from the right hand lane, but I do allow it from the left lane, if there is no real space behind me.

      Also, I've seen plenty of 'weavers' turn into pacers (and stay steady with the car to the right) when they get to the front of the pack, as it seems that their biggest concern isn't keeping a good speed, but being 'first'.

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    3. Re:Not so funny as true. by Skreems · · Score: 1

      And despite all their hard work, 15 miles later when you pull off the highway, they're sitting all of 5 cars ahead of you at the exact same exit light. I always have to wonder if they realize that they're being complete assholes and not even getting there measurably sooner for it.

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    4. Re:Not so funny as true. by dch24 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've actually seen some good tailgater tactics that are legal (in CA...although there were no cops around). YMMV, heh.

      1. Trucker with load spotlights and an empty flatbed trailer. Tailgaters get 5,000,000 candela right in the eyes. Also works for people coming from behind with their brights on.
      2. Weave a little like a drunk driver (other posters on this thread already mentioned this one)
      3. Pop the trunk. However, your trunk should be empty, since littering is illegal.
      4. Sometimes they really get to me. Then I have a few fist-sized rocks. Roll them out the sunroof and they'll fall off the back. This is definitely illegal.
    5. Re:Not so funny as true. by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      You think they're working to get 5 car lengths ahead? They're so engrossed in their cell phone conversation, they don't even know where they are.

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    6. Re:Not so funny as true. by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes they really get to me. Then I have a few fist-sized rocks. Roll them out the sunroof and they'll fall off the back. This is definitely illegal. You know, I laughed out loud when you added the definitely illegal disclaimer. Then I realized that you sort of needed to, because some people might think that's okay.

      Reminds me of what my brother does. He rides a motorcycle, and people are real pricks when you ride a motorcycle, so he keeps a bag of ball bearings on his bike.
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    7. Re:Not so funny as true. by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      I disagree that is has anything to do with being first - more likely, after speeding to get to the front of the pack (assuming no radar detector) they realize that they're speeding all by their lonesome and as such are easy targets for traffic cops.

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    8. Re:Not so funny as true. by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, I've seen plenty of 'weavers' turn into pacers (and stay steady with the car to the right) when they get to the front of the pack, as it seems that their biggest concern isn't keeping a good speed, but being 'first'.

      I do this (American btw), and I usually stick to the right 2 lanes to do it. My goal isn't to be first - it's to have the most options available in front of me. I don't like sitting in someones blind spot, I also don't like properly pacing my lane and getting trapped in by your "weavers".

      If being out front means having more response options available to you - then I'm out front.

    9. Re:Not so funny as true. by whoa+buddy · · Score: 1

      The ball bearings sound like a good idea, but I've noticed that even loose change works well. You know all of those pennies in your console? They sound much louder at 80mph!

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    10. Re:Not so funny as true. by nolife · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's an idea, let the weavers assholes be themselves. Why would you purposely close the gap or actively prevent someone from getting in front of you? If you are driving too slow for them, let them be in front of you and eventually they will do it to someone else and be gone and you can go about your own business and not have to worry about them at all.
      I've often wondered why people play that gap closing game myself. If someone whats to weave in and out of traffic, let them go, as others have stated, in heavy traffic, it is not an effective means of making better progress anyway. You may feel they are being unsafe and maybe this is your chance to exercise your 4000LB weight around too as an equalizer? Closing a gap and disrupting the flow of a weavers is NOT safe either. If you want to play it safe, maintain your existing speed and gap and let the weaver go about his business. The weaver is not being as safe as he could be but closing the gap is not the safest thing you could do either.

      On that note... I live on a corner with a hidden intersection on a semi rural 2 lane state road. I see people pull out in front of cars all the time. One time a car pulled out in front of someone and that someone slammed on his brakes and laid on the horn until he came to a complete stop. After he came to a stop, he started yelling at the other person that pulled out in front of him as that person was driving by him in the other direction, the need for a complete stop was completely unnecessary. Hey, shit happens, get over it. Well now that he was at a complete stop and half way around a hidden corner and attempting to make his point known to a car that was no longer within hearing distance, he got rear ended by a third car coming up behind him on that hidden bend. Okay, technically he was not at fault because he got rear ended but his blatant actions had put himself in a very unsafe situation regardless of what the law states. I see a lot of people trying to be "safe" and educate other drivers on the road but in reality, they are being unsafe themselves. Just like the guy that hits his brakes when someone is tailing him. If you don't want to be tailed, move the hell over. I know a car is a big powerful glob of various metals and plastics but using that psychological power to force your driving ethics on others is NOT safe. Considering that the person is not going to change their habits because of your gap closing you have absolutely NOTHING to gain. Gee, I've been driving like a weaver for 20 years and today someone closed the gap on me. I learned a lesson and I am never going to be a weave again!

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    11. Re:Not so funny as true. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I saw a flatbed driver deal with an asshole tailgater with the spotlight method. That was the most amusing thing I've ever seen on the highway at night.

      The second most amusing was an asshole in a white Corvette (a '93 or thereabouts) driving about 130mph, coming up on traffic, passing in the breakdown lane with a broken-down car parked ahead, noticing the park car at the last possible second and spinning out in front of everyone when avoiding the parked car. THAT was amusing, although if the driver had slid off the road I'd have felt worse for the car than for the driver.

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    12. Re:Not so funny as true. by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Not actually a bad idea. The relative speeds between the two vehicles shouldn't result in anything lethal; hell, it might not even bust a hole in the radiator, or chip the windshield. But the sound will definitely catch them off guard.

      Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to place a small object ejection device on your car. Place it near a tire, so you're just "kicking up" rocks. To shoot objects, use a solenoid. Make it so it tries to bounce it off the ground, and use a potentiometer and a MOSFET to control the power, and another pot hooked up to a servo to control the angle of ejection. Imagine doing the testing so that you can set reasonable values for the pot's min and max..don't hit your own car!

      This way they don't see you throw it out the window.

      PS: your sig is hilarious

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    13. Re:Not so funny as true. by rednip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If being out front means having more response options available to you - then I'm out front.

      Except for breaking, as all the cars are stacked up behind you, perhaps many of then tailgating each other, sure in a pile up you'd have the 'best' chance of surviving, unless a semi plows through the lot of you. Besides, we really do see you blocking up traffic, and I'll bet that you've seen more than a few people pull out in front aggressively, it's not 'random' you've pissed them off for the last 5 miles. Classic deadly Road Rage is most often a response to poor/inconsiderate driving such as yours, the left hand lane is the 'passing lane' which means one should never 'keep pace' with a car to their right. Stacking up traffic behind you is a pile-up waiting to happen, sure you 'might' not be involved, but other drivers feel this danger, and will then act aggressively against you when they can. Some fearful people cocoon to threats, others swing out in rage. Ironically, it's likely you see it as 'they did not see your car, further reinforcing your 'rule', however it's a wonder you have gotten shot yet.

      Personally, I get a little 'spooked' when some does try to pace me, in particular the 'open' highway, if something like a deer runs into the road, it likely that we'll both try to avoid it by a combination of steering and breaking, and what are the chances that we'll do that at the same pace? I try my best to stay at a steady 10 mph over, moving over to the right to let faster drivers pass, and when I know that I won't be trapped in the right hand lane. Unlike others I really don't mind someone else passing me, but if I pass them again, I try not to let them ahead of me again.

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    14. Re:Not so funny as true. by rednip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you purposely close the gap or actively prevent someone from getting in front of you

      I don't stop people from passing me altogether, but when traffic is stacked up, the space between me and the car that I am following is the minimum space I like, a nice 'safe' two car-lengths (nearly three if I'm doing over 60). You weavers seem to think that is a invitation to make my 2 car lengths of space into a half a car(or less). Tell me how that is safer? I see it as a choice between 1 car-length behind a car which I 'know' or 1/2 behind some new driver. Unless there is a pacer in front of me it doesn't last long, and most know what I'm doing. If there is a pacer, I tend to just slow down as traffic will get dangerously stacked up, sometimes I'll even consider the next exit for a stop, as pacers are the trigger for most weavers.

      Despite my best effort sometime people do get into that space and I give them the proper space require in front of me, but it slows down traffic behind me, I can't tailgate them. Sometimes they still do get ahead of me, and since my primary job is to keep myself safe, I slow down by 5 mph, what's the difference, well, times that by the number of cars which they 'force' to give space. It slows down traffic, thus making more people more aggressive, and increasing the number of weavers. Have you ever wondered why on some road traffic is either going 70 mph or crawling along: Often it's the number of people switching lanes ahead of you, and others giving them the proper space that they need to be safer.

      Perhaps your breaking reactions are perfect, and you can perfectly time a car's speed, but the rest of us have two choices, either over-break, or slam into the other car. Also, you might not realize it yet, but some people who are put in a situation where they come to fear for their lives, react aggressively. Most people who commit deadly road rage acts are not the original offender, but someone who over-reacted to what they saw as a threat to their lives, it's actually a natural human response to a threat.

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    15. Re:Not so funny as true. by floodo1 · · Score: 0

      Wow, thats not extreme or anything. I mean I can totally think of millions of reasons why you would need this.

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    16. Re:Not so funny as true. by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      The rules out on the east coast have been for years that the right lane does 45 mph and the left lane does 85 mph (Or faster.) The game is played thusly: Hop into the left lane and get right on the ass-end of the guy in front of you. Less than a car length or you'll get cut off. Eventually you'll end up out in front. That makes you a big target for the first cop to come along so you hop into the right lane and let all those guys pass you again. Once the line has gone by you hop back out and put your nose back on the back bumper of the guy in front of you. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Try driving from Miami to Atlanta up a public interstate sometime and you'll be able to verify that those are, in fact, the rules. It's much more mellow out west, though it is frustrating when you've got two lanes of traffic that won't even run the posted speed limit (Which is 75mph once you leave Denver.) Once you get out into Wyoming, Montana or Utah traffic ceases to become a problem anyway. You're lucky if you see another car on the road in any given hour-long period.

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    17. Re:Not so funny as true. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to place a small object ejection device on your car. Place it near a tire, so you're just "kicking up" rocks. To shoot objects, use a solenoid. Make it so it tries to bounce it off the ground, and use a potentiometer and a MOSFET to control the power, and another pot hooked up to a servo to control the angle of ejection. Imagine doing the testing so that you can set reasonable values for the pot's min and max..don't hit your own car!

      Or just drop some caltrops. No reason to go high-tech when there's a tested and true method :).

      And of course this is all just theoretical talk, I'd never advise anyone to do anything illegal, no matter how deserving the victim might be and how many lives it might save to get him off the road.

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    18. Re:Not so funny as true. by loco123 · · Score: 1

      You can also go WOT with the left foot gently pressing the brake. The guy behind will brake instinctively, while you pull away. They will get the message.

    19. Re:Not so funny as true. by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      You were supposed to run out in the street and say, "HAW haw...."

    20. Re:Not so funny as true. by catfood · · Score: 1
      If you don't want to be tailed, move the hell over.

      Brilliant idea. Works all the time in single-lane construction zones, or when you're trapped in the fast lane, or when you're inexplicably being tailed in the slow lane.

    21. Re:Not so funny as true. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Trucker with load spotlights and an empty flatbed trailer. Tailgaters get 5,000,000 candela right in the eyes. Also works for people coming from behind with their brights on.


      Definitely not legal. As dangerous as a tailgater is, a blind driver is worse. If he causes an accident it'd be your fault.

      The things you talk about remind me of something the great racing champion, Jackie Stewart, said about driving. He said that to be a great driver you have to be completely emotionless. I always try to remember this, and strive never to react emotionally to anything that happens on the road. My job when I drive is to get where I'm going in one piece without adding to the danger of anybody else on the road. Period.

      Most of the time (e.g., being cut off) the threat has passed by the time you react to it. Tailgating is a tricky problem, but reacting aggressively only makes the situation worse. What I do is get out of the tailgater's way. I change lanes if I can. If I can't do this, I gradually slow down to the minimum safe travelling speed to reduce risk, then look for my first opportunity to change lanes. Usually, this prompts the tailgater to pass. Following this policy has never got me to my destination measurably later than I would have otherwise, and I believe that it has kept everyone on the road a bit safer. There are no other relevant goals to pursue.

      There is zero good that the emotion of anger can do for you when you are behind the wheel. There is never a situation in which indulging in bahaviors it prompts increases the safety of you and your passengers or gets you to where you're going significantly more quickly. But angry behavior not only endangers you, but creates risks that would make you late, in more sense than one.

      Bear in mind that angry reactions are like potato chips: most people can't stop at one. Once you react in anger, the state of anger becomes refractory.

      I believe in pouncing on the first signs of anger like a hawk. I remind myself that the other guy is an undisciplined and self-indulgent driver. I, on the other hand, aim to be a disciplined and responsible one. A bit of smugness is not out of place here; you can't feel smug and angry at the same time, and smug doesn't really hurt anybody.

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    22. Re:Not so funny as true. by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      My little brother claims to have a variation on your rocks technique - though I've never tried it myself. YMMV.

      Use gummi bears instead - lick them and throw them out the sunroof. They apparently hit the tailgater's windshield at 60, 70, whatever and are effectively glued in place. (Bro claims it'll burn out the motor on the guy's wipers if he tries to remove them that way - I dunno.)

    23. Re:Not so funny as true. by pedalman · · Score: 1
      Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to place a small object ejection device on your car. Place it near a tire, so you're just "kicking up" rocks. To shoot objects, use a solenoid. Make it so it tries to bounce it off the ground, and use a potentiometer and a MOSFET to control the power, and another pot hooked up to a servo to control the angle of ejection. Imagine doing the testing so that you can set reasonable values for the pot's min and max..don't hit your own car!
      Or you could just mount one of these in the trunk.
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    24. Re:Not so funny as true. by nastybastard · · Score: 1

      You lost me at "Trucker with load"....

    25. Re:Not so funny as true. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Weave a little like a drunk driver (other posters on this thread already mentioned this one)



      I'm... going to assume this was meant in jest. Judging from the other options it sounded like this was meant to be humorous. But in case someone takes it seriously, I was listening to a talk show this morning where the host was interviewing an officer from the CHP, and he mentioned that the CHP is actively encouraging people to dial 911 on the cell phone to report anyone showing symptoms of driving under the influence. So weaving a bit may discourage that tailgater, who can then call the cops and get you pulled over.

    26. Re:Not so funny as true. by nolife · · Score: 1

      So ignore it. If you do not want to ignore it, do the only thing you can do safely... slow down a bit. You can give me all of the hypothetical situations that describe how dangerous some tailgating is but you also have to consider how your driving is affected because you are constantly looking in your rear view mirror and your mind is overwhelmingly preoccupied and frustrated with the guy behind you. I got rear ended by a gap closer before, he was so occupied with preventing someone else from getting in front of him at the on ramp merge, he did not notice I was slowing down because of the traffic in front of me stopped. Of course that story does show tailing is bad but I assume that the preoccupation with something else was even worse then his tailing attempt. I am not trying to justify tailing but I do understand there is a huge range of what some drivers consider tailing.

      As for actual road rage.. Not everyone is out to get you and not everyone treats driving like a game. I'll admit I tail sometimes, I'm a weaver on occasion but there is no connection between my driving and frustration at people driving around me. I just want to get where ever I am going at a speed I feel comfortable with. If I am tailing someone, I'm not making faces at them, trying to flash an ego light, or swearing at them. I do not automatically assume they are doing on purpose or even if I think they are, I don't hold it against them and I do nothing differently. I simply, think, wow, that's odd. I go about my business and when they move or I can make a move, I go around them. Plain and simple. No eye contact as I pass, no horns, no grudges, no quickly moving over in front of them. On the flip side. There is always someone out there more aggressive then me too. I give them room. I'll even speed up and pass whatever it is I am passing faster so they can move on. I have a unique situation where one of my cars headlights are extremely bright. I get flashed way too often on two lane roads and even after passing people going the same direction as me on interstate highways. Some people will even get right in behind me after I pass them and turn on their high beams for minutes. I'll flash my lights once to try to show them I acknowledge their concern but other then that, I flip up my mirror and completely ignore them. I have nothing to prove and I chalk it up as yet another person trying to "educate" me on proper driving knowing that the driver is a complete idiot. Yes, I've had the headlight aiming checked and I've noticed similar model cars as mine coming the other way and yes, they are extremely bright.

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    27. Re:Not so funny as true. by catfood · · Score: 1

      Tailgating isn't bad because it's distracting.

      It's bad because it's a death threat.

      Ignoring the two-ton pickup behind you doesn't make it go away.

  62. dear shortsighted law enforcement bureaucracy: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if you're going to build a complex laser system to track tailgating vehicles, you could have easily have invested another $100 and just got a stronger laser to allow said system to ignite and destroy tailgaters. save us all a lot of time and hassle

    signed,
    the taxpayers you serve

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    1. Re:dear shortsighted law enforcement bureaucracy: by atvspid · · Score: 0

      Great idea. If I didn't have such bad karma I would boost this up.

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  63. Hardly anyone realizes this but... by AP2k · · Score: 1

    Driving 60, as opposed to 55, only saves you 1 minute if you drive 12 miles. Thats right, unless your driving a very long distance or really fast, 10 mph doesnt make that much of a difference at all and saves you so much on gas.

    Its amixed bag with my Fiero and tailgaters. On one hand, nearly everyone blinds me because the car is so short. On the other hand, if someone was to rear-end me, I have 500 lbs of engine to stop them. =)

    1. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And saving 1 minute gives me 1 more minute to sleep and not be late for work. But the way i drive, i can sleep in an additional 5 minutes in my 12 mile commute (actual distance is like 11.4 :P)

    2. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by 45mm · · Score: 1

      Driving 60, as opposed to 55, only saves you 1 minute if you drive 12 miles. You sound like my driver's ed teacher. But he also said "yellow light means caution, not step on the accelerator" ... and lost his credibility immediately.
    3. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by acherusia · · Score: 1

      Let's see... So my work is twenty-five miles away. By going ten miles an hour over the speed limit, I save approximately 8 minutes, round trip. Every single day. Multiply that by however many days a year I work, and I'm saving a hell of a lot of time by going the speed of traffic. Okay!

    4. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear you are so completely busy that you waste less than 10 minutes a day on other things...

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    5. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by TheGrinningFool · · Score: 1

      Driving 60, as opposed to 55, only saves you 1 minute if you drive 12 miles. But it saves you five minutes in an hour; and if you're on a 600 mile haul, it'll save you about an hour. Or something like that. And that's at 60 -- the savings really start to rack up when you exceed 80mph.
    6. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by jafac · · Score: 1

      It saves you 5 minutes an hour.

      AND over the course of say, a half-mile segment, maybe it saves you a second or so, and if that second legally gets you through an intersection before the light turns red, and delays you an additional 5 minutes, or drops you behind a pair of dump-trucks driving 20 miles under the speed limit and dropping gravel onto your hood, you really DO come out way ahead in city driving by speeding moderately.

      If it didn't work, people wouldn't do it.
      Most may not REALIZE exactly how it works (getting you ahead of the traffic-signal stop-phase) - and the feeling may be subtle, and it may not work 100%, but it does work, and most drivers know this instinctually.

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    7. Re:Hardly anyone realizes this but... by TheGrinningFool · · Score: 1
      I've read this a few times, and I'm still not quite sure if you're being sarcastic or not; you seem to be arguing both sides of the case.

      Well; either way. I wasn't referring to short hops -- if I even both to speed on those, I'll do it because it makes driving more engaging. (Though there /is/ something to catching a light while it's green... the problem with it is that you usually only catch it in time to stop at the next light.)

      I was primarily speaking of highway driving over long distances.

  64. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is no such thing as a fast lane and a slow lane, one is the driving lane, the other is the passing lane if your not passing someone get the fuck out of my way and if your are just driving in the left lane, not passing, you are breaking the law

  65. Rednecks by polyex · · Score: 1, Troll

    I moved to the "Bible Belt" recently because of a business opportunity. ugh. Well, its hard to ignore the huge number of pickup trucks and SUVS which besides being slow as hell, are impossible to see around at intersections, turning lights etc. It seems like driving for what is essentially a milk truck (SUV) and being a redneck go hand in hand and we have a huge population of rednecks. None of this really bothered me, but I did notice all the damn tailgating that goes on as well. I have a friend who has lived here much longer and I asked him what was up with all the tailgating and he told me every one of these Rednecks fancies himself as Dale Earnhardt "The Intimidator". Suddenly what I had been witnessing made perfect sense. The thing I could never figure out is if you want to drive like your in a race, why drive something that has the aerodynamics of a bard door?!?

    1. Re:Rednecks by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Those bard doors aren't very aerodynamic, but they can sure carry a tune!
      They also get to cast spells once they hit level 2, provided they're pretty enough.

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    2. Re:Rednecks by LinuxIsRetarded · · Score: 1
      The thing I could never figure out is if you want to drive like your in a race, why drive something that has the aerodynamics of a bard door?!?
      Do you have a cold?
    3. Re:Rednecks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weeelll we just ain't as smart as you yankess so we buy trucks to go to our cross burnins and snake handlin' meetin's
      but hey my daughters pussy is tighter than your boyfriends ass.
      MOVE BACK UP NORTH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU YANKEE FAGGOT!

    4. Re:Rednecks by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      I, too, live in the "bible belt", and have noticed the same problem. In addition, have you noticed that they consider using a turn signal as a sign of weakness?

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    5. Re:Rednecks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Weeelll we just ain't as smart as you yankess so we buy trucks to go to our cross burnins and snake handlin' meetin's
      but hey my daughters pussy is tighter than your boyfriends ass.
      MOVE BACK UP NORTH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU YANKEE FAGGOT!


      Yes, you're pretty much typical of the asshats encountered down south. Please, try to pick your knuckles up when walking, and if you make another remark I'll kick your sister in the jaw thus severing your minute manhood.

      Does anybody know how we can get intarweb access cut to the south?
    6. Re:Rednecks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOVE BACK UP NORTH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU YANKEE FAGGOT! Ah, homophobic Southerner, what a cliche! Wow, there are some morons out there, grown men and women pretend as if there is any such thing as a southern confederacy in this day and age beyond a bunch of racists hiding behind "Heritage not Hate". I may have news for you, if you were born in the United States since the Civil War, you were born a 'Yankee', the confederacy lost and DOES NOT EXIST anymore. We (people born in the United States) are all Yankees, despite what weird little racist world you want to live in (Heritage not Hate? Give me a break, who are you kidding?)... Most of you jerks try to wave an American flag and at the same time thumbtack that Confederate rag on the back of your truck, a flag representing a group that tried to overthrow the United States. Talk about conflicted.,

    7. Re:Rednecks by polyex · · Score: 1

      ugh, last time I post without my glasses on.

    8. Re:Rednecks by polyex · · Score: 1

      I noticed that in Nashville, TN, when I was there for about 8 months. No turn signals. I think it stems for the attitude, if you are the only one on the road, why bother?

  66. Now, WHat do We Do about the Slowpokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is dangerous is the A-hole who is going slow in the fast lane or the old fart that cannot guess which pedal is the gas pedal. Yes tailgating is dangerous but so is going unreasonably slow, 1 driver going 50 MPH that is in front of about 6 others who are running late for work can cause a dangerous situation.

  67. Defeating caltrops... by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

    Besides that, the GP forgot that the way to defeat caltrops is simply to scoot up closer to the slow turd dropping those things. That way they bounce around and don't settle under the tires of the tail^H^H^H... err... drafting driver.

  68. Detect Tailgaters with Lasers? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Well hell, y'all don't need no fancy "lazer" to find your way down to my Tailgater...shooot, you can smell my bar-b-q all the way from the fifty y'ard line and y'all don't need a "lazer" to know that these here ribs are the finest all Texas...Yeeeeehaaaw!

  69. I agree by phorm · · Score: 1

    The fast lane is not the above-the-limit lane. When I'm in the fast lane because I'm overtaking the righthand traffic while doing the limit, I should not have some dickhead speeding behind me and chomping on my rear end. By the same token, when I'm doing 15km/h to overtake said slow cars, and said dickhead is *still* tailgating me, and then flips me the bird when I move over (when it's safe) to allow his passing, he deserves to have his license pulled.

  70. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You are NOT obeying the law if your state has a 'Keep right except to pass' type law on the books. Illinois, for instance, is one of those states.

    So, either keep out of Illinois or take off that stupid paper hat, get off your high hobby-horse and get your sorry slavish-speed-limit-obeying butt into the right lane.

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  71. how bout tasers by atvspid · · Score: 0

    This would work well in Florida except that our police no longer enforce traffic laws.

    Idiots tailgate when they can see over the car in front of them.

    I had a small car and people frequently tailgated me even though I usually drive 10-15 mph over the speed limit. One day I rolled down the window and asked a tailgating bmw driving punk how fast I am supposed to drive....well my wife freaked because she was afraid I would end up getting shot ( road rage thing...also popular here in Florida).

    I told my wife that there were two choices. I buy a gun or a larger vehicle.

    So, I got a 6500 lb, 3/4 ton pickup with a Cummins diesel that smokes pretty good if I mash the peddle. For some reason I never have anyone tailgating anymore....

    ( and i get better mileage)

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  72. Disappointed by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

    Man, once I read the title I got really excited. I mean, who wouldn't love to have some frickin' lasers for "detecting" tailgaters?

  73. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is only somewhat true. That left lane is also a safer lane to be in than the right lane (or two), especially in metropolitan areas. Why? People merge in and out of traffic from on- and off-ramps in the rightmost lane(s). Driving on a 60 mph highway in a lane where people are getting on and off at 25 mph is a good way to get picked off.

  74. amazing police mental math by pitu · · Score: 1

    "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

    1. Re:amazing police mental math by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1
      "I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

      Even better than that, how far apart would these two cars be??? Assuming this is on the highway at 60 mph, 0.04 seconds is 3.52 ft. In police math, that's less than 50 feet from each other.

  75. Insurance by phorm · · Score: 1

    Which won't help you much if you're found to have criminal liabilities, nor prevent your license being pulled.

  76. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's your attitude, then you're an idiot. The left lane is for _passing_. That's the only time you're supposed to be in it. It's not your job to enforce the posted speed limit, that's the job of the police. All you end up doing is forcing people to pass you on the right. Which is itself dangerous, because that's where slow/merging traffic is supposed to be.

    Try visiting Europe some time to find out how to drive properly...

  77. Stupid People Kill People, Not Guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty funny that when Montana went to no speed limits for four and a half years, their accident and death toll rate decreased. When there are no speed limits, people pay more attention to their surroundings then they do the speed limit and looking for cops. Guns don't kill people, stupid people kill people. Same for cars. Speeding in a car don't kill people, stupid people kill people. The highway engineers of Montana proved in a forty page document to the state government that removing the speed limit saved lives, but because of our screwed up political, corporate run government, they forced Montana to reinstate the speed limits. Same with these stupid red light cameras, at the same intersections, there were more accidents after the cameras then before. And we wonder why German pays more attention to tailgaters then speeders on the autobahns, interstradas, and the like.

    Cheers.

  78. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by iteyoidar · · Score: 1

    That works on roads without a lot of traffic, but if you look at a busy 2-lane section of the interstate you might see a mile long line cars, trucks, semi's, houses being moved etc. all clogged up in the same place. So then you get the people who want to pass them: the ones who want to fly through at 90+mph combined with drivers want to go the speed limit and end up taking 10 minutes before they pass the whole mess and get back in the right lane. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but on a busy section of the road if you tried to actually use the passing lane *only* for passing you'd end up swerving in and out of the traffic all day. Conclusion: All highways/interstate sections need at least 3 lanes!

  79. Tailgating is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As someone else pointed out, it's a form of drafting so it saves fuel.

    Plus, sometimes, if you're trying to help somebody out, you come at their bumper from an angle and then just a light tap and you slide into the lane. You spin the other guy out, and it he's any good, he can probably avoid hitting anything deadly.

    It's a normal part of driving. If you can't handle it, you have no business on the road.

    1. Re:Tailgating is fine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      As someone else pointed out, it's a form of drafting so it saves fuel.

      It only saves fuel for the person behind. It costs the person in front more fuel. If you're a team, you can save fuel overall, but drafting to save yourself fuel at the cost of some stranger's is being an asshole, and a dangerous asshole to boot.

      Plus, sometimes, if you're trying to help somebody out, you come at their bumper from an angle and then just a light tap and you slide into the lane. You spin the other guy out, and it he's any good, he can probably avoid hitting anything deadly.

      WTF? "Helping" somebody out by making them spin out while on the road at speed so he can "probably avoid hitting anything deadly"? Seems like the best way to avoid that is to not tailgate so that nobody gets hit at all! Seriously, WTF.

      It's a normal part of driving. If you can't handle it, you have no business on the road.

      No, it is not normal other than that lots of idiots like to do it. There may be some exceptional cases in which you and somebody you know agree that it is best under particular circumstances, but there is never a good reason to tailgate a stranger. If you do it "normally", you have no business on the road you dangerous moron.

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    2. Re:Tailgating is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, did you see that blur? That was the joke passing you in the fast lane.

    3. Re:Tailgating is fine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      *shakes fist* Slow down, you crazy kids!

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    4. Re:Tailgating is fine by egr · · Score: 1

      I think he was talking about NFS

    5. Re:Tailgating is fine by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      As someone else pointed out, it's a form of drafting so it saves fuel.
       
      It only saves fuel for the person behind. It costs the person in front more fuel. No, actually the back of your car creates drag, too - so when a car is drafting another, some of the burden of drag is divided between the two. But the rear car does benefit more...

      How on Earth would drafting cause the lead car's drag to increase? It makes no sense...
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    6. Re:Tailgating is fine by Poeir · · Score: 1

      You can also use this technique to warn people about the serial killer in their back seat.

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    7. Re:Tailgating is fine by karnal · · Score: 1

      I would think that if you're actually "assisting" the car behind you, then your car will have more drag - you can't just draft and expect the car in front not to have to expend more, right?

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    8. Re:Tailgating is fine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      How on Earth would drafting cause the lead car's drag to increase? It makes no sense...

      It's only really significant when the lead car is something that creates a powerful vortex behind it, like an 18-wheeler. The draft behind the truck can actually pull you along, and in this case it is the truck itself that is effectively towing you. I did this myself in a little Tercel through the mountains of Wyoming. When I was at the correct distance behind it, the truck would quite literally pull me pull me up hills that my car couldn't scale very fast itself. Of course the trucker probably didn't appreciate this, since I was in fact increasing his load.

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    9. Re:Tailgating is fine by khallow · · Score: 1

      The car behind you is filling a void that otherwise would be left by your passage. It's very possible that there is less drag to the front car too.

    10. Re:Tailgating is fine by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are taking energy out of the vortex of swirling air, and taking advantage of the turbulent air which can in some cases slide over your vehicle easier. By the time your vehicle gets to the equation, the truck is out of the equation.

      Same reason airplanes want little sub-vortices on the top of the wing and disrupting it (like with ice) causes problems.

      In my experience, the vortex that "pulls" is so far back from the truck at highway speeds (1 - 3 truck lengths) that there is no way you are causing harm to the truck efficiency.

      Truckers don't like it if you are close because they can't see how close you are once you are out of mirror range. Not because you cost them fuel.

  80. Never Around When You Need Them by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I want my car to snap pix of all the things that come close to it, including cars and people. All the time - while I'm driving, while I'm parked. And stream them to my server over the 3G airwaves and the Internet. Why should these attackers escape me when I'm least able to look at their license plate and memorize their digits/features?

    And why should the cops be the only ones tracking license plates?

    BTW, where's the webpage lookup for plate#s and VINs so I can find these assholes who cut me off, and send them a bill from my psychiatrist?

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    1. Re:Never Around When You Need Them by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "I want my car to snap pix of all the things that come close to it, including cars and people. All the time - while I'm driving, while I'm parked"

      I'd pay money to have that installed in my car. NO ONE ever thinks that they are at fault in an accident. I think you hit on a really good idea there man, you should develop that into a commercial product.

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    2. Re:Never Around When You Need Them by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I've thought about that. Basically a couple of very wide angle cameras, one pointed forward and one pointed backwards. Probably mounted right above the windsheild/rear window so they get a good view, and less likely to be damaged in an accident when you need them the most. In the car, install a device to capture the images to either a large flash drive, or possibly some kind of digital tape (a running harddrive may not survive a crash). Set the camera to run whenever the ignition is on, plus maybe a few minutes after the car is shut off. It would really do wonders if you had to prove that someone else actually caused the accident. It may even be a good idea to install a third camera pointed at the instrument cluster if you wanted to show you weren't speeding. And if you could have it activate for a few minutes when the car is off with a motion sensor, it would also do wonders to catch vandals, or people who run into your car at a parking lot and drive away. Given today's technology, it wouldn't cost more than a few hundred in hardware, and could easily pay for itself the first time you need it.

      My other idea would be to put a small camera at the end of the radio antenna, pointed forward, with a monitor in the dash. Being able to look past the cars ahead of me in traffic without driving a large vehicle would be a nice feature to have.

  81. ZOMG by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    lazerz pew pew
    Uploaded to my god damn moon toaster with teh lazerz ftw!

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  82. courtesy by oman_ · · Score: 0, Troll

    People just need to use common courtesy when driving. If someone behind you wants to go faster than you then MOVE OVER. Even if you don't have an extra lane there is usually a shoulder.

    If we all cooperate there is generally little reason for anyone to get angry or participate in road rage.

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  83. My nutty idea by tkrotchko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I run into a tailgater, I (... and don't criticize me if this seems wacked out or dangerous) I pull to another lane. Then they go on by.

    And if I'm on a road that is 2 lanes, and I get a guy 2 inches from my bumper I (... get this...) I pull off the road for two seconds as soon as I can and let some other person deal with them as they rush on past..

    Seriously, I want to concentrate on driving, not whether some nutball in back of me is going to slip up and ram into me because he's got anger management issues.

    To my way of thinking, guys who slow down in front of tailgaters have the same mentality as the tailgaters, they only express it differently.

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    1. Re:My nutty idea by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, I want to concentrate on driving, not whether some nutball in back of me is going to slip up and ram into me because he's got anger management issues.

      Bingo.

      Safe driving is not just about avoiding accidents, more importantly it is about avoiding dangerous situations.

    2. Re:My nutty idea by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1
      "Police in Arizona are using laser range finders to detect and ticket tailgaters.

      This is pretty simple really, living in Arizona 50% of the time the tailgator is A police car, I figure at least 10% of the rest are probably unmarked/off duty police cars, so really not much of a hassle, have the ticket pop out of the gun, cop swipes his credit card, no need to even pull anyone over.

      often being on motorcycle, I prefer to pass the car in-front to ditch the speeder, since pulling off the road (is gravel on many 2 lanes) is dangerous also. That becomes a issue when it is a ticket giver tailgateing.

      in my pickup, I really don't worry too much about smaller vehicles tailgating, if they hit me I am unlikely to lose control, and if I hit the car in front of me, hard to blame the guy in the middle (although in AZ, at least one won't have insurance, so it'll still be a claim on me.)
    3. Re:My nutty idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just ignore the tailgater. You see, I have a steel bumper. Most people have plastic bumpers. Guess who's at fault for any accident. And guess who has the damage too.

    4. Re:My nutty idea by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, basically, that's the right way to do things. However, your strategy doesn't really apply to me. My encounters with tailgaters almost always occur when I'm driving a middle lane on a freeway with three or more lanes each way, which is how I spend most of my freeway time. I avoid the left lane precisely because I'm tired of what goes on there. People don't tailgate me because I'm holding them up. They tailgate me just because they're in the habit of driving close. My strategy is designed to encourage them to pass without pissing them off.

    5. Re:My nutty idea by floodo1 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, most people aren't such victims that they think they are. Do something, like get out of the way = problem solved.

      The real question here is, how and when are the police going to use this?
      Are they going to use it against people that are just part of a speedy flow of traffic, and happen to be "too close".
      I suppose they need this though, because what other evidence can they present to support that you where actually tailgating.

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    6. Re:My nutty idea by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1

      "Police in Arizona are using laser range finders to detect and ticket tailgaters.

      This is pretty simple really, living in Arizona 50% of the time the tailgator is A police car, I figure at least 10% of the rest are probably unmarked/off duty police cars, so really not much of a hassle, have the ticket pop out of the gun, cop swipes his credit card, no need to even pull anyone over.
      I'm surprised no one else has pointed this out.. The worst tailgaters here in WA state are definitely cops. My theory is that they want to encourage people to speed in order to meet their quota, but I have no evidence.. The law here is that less than 2 car-lengths or 2 seconds is tailgating. I can't count the number of times I've seen cops breaking this law. Damn it's annoying.

      Last year the WSP started riding in the cabs of long-distance freight trucks watching for people cutting off tractor-trailers on I-5, I thought that was a great idea; about 6 or 7 years ago I saw somebody in a little pontiac cut off a big rig, and their rear fender caught the front of the truck. Man that was ugly. Always check your blind spot.

      Oh, and one more thing about driving here: there is a reason you're supposed to pass on the left! No rational driver expects a car to be driving faster on the right. That's where the vast majority of exits are, so that's where you slow down to take them. Many's the time I've been driving +5 over the limit in the middle lane with only one car coming up behind me and an open road in front - and the asshat behind me picks the right lane to pass.

      That's not as bad as waiting until the last possible moment to merge, though. There's a set of reversable lanes heading through downtown Seattle which are clearly marked. Heading southbound during the afternoon past the UW is always a pain in the ass. Invariably there are people who stay in the lane (which is clearly marked as closed like 4 times starting at least five miles from the exit) until they run out of road. They have to stop to wait for somebody to let them in, when they could have merged any number of times. Fucking morons. Sure, you passed a lot of traffic on your way to stopping on the freeway- but you had to stop! And you made me and about 2000 other people stop so you could "save" about 20 seconds. Disrupting the flow of traffic on a freeway is the worst thing you can do.

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    7. Re:My nutty idea by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That is what I do too. I respect people in a hurry. Incredibly enough, even stupid reckless aggressive maniacs that dominate the roads in Russia, follow this rule as well.

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    8. Re:My nutty idea by jafuser · · Score: 1

      That's not as bad as waiting until the last possible moment to merge, though.

      I presume that they do this on purpose, especially when traffic is slowed or stopped. They get to end of the merge zone so they can get in line as far ahead as possible. I can somewhat excuse this behavior for the people who are legitimately entering the highway, but then there are the ones who were already on the highway and switch out of the main lanes of traffic into the onramp merge lane and abuse it to cut ahead as far as possible. Some chump always lets them back in too. >:(

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    9. Re:My nutty idea by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      When I run into a tailgater, I (... and don't criticize me if this seems wacked out or dangerous) I pull to another lane.
      It's wacked out and dangerous if the other lane is oncoming traffic!
    10. Re:My nutty idea by amemily · · Score: 1

      Its not just Seattle, here in Spokane all three lanes of I-90 from Argonne to Sprague during morning rush hour is usually brought to a halt due to idiots on the Sprague westbound onramp gunning it to 60 and expecting people to stop and let them merge at the end of the lane instead of properly merging when people open up space for them.

    11. Re:My nutty idea by Technician · · Score: 1

      To my way of thinking, guys who slow down in front of tailgaters have the same mentality as the tailgaters, they only express it differently.

      I was on cruise control in the right lane and had an idiot ride my bumper even though it was clear to pass. I saw it as a hazard and turned on the hazard lights. He got the ideal.

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  84. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by camperdave · · Score: 1

    The speed limit is the speed limit for the whole road, not just one lane. If you are doing 10 mph over the speed limit, regardless of which lane you are in, you are in violation of the law. There is no such thing as fast lane where you can go faster than the speed limit. The "do not pass on the right" comes from single lane roads, where passing on the right means passing on the shoulder. Pedestrians, cyclists, horseback riders, etc. could be using the shoulder and would not not be visible to the passing vehicle until they were fully onto the shoulder, at which point it would be too late. On a multi-lane highway, this safety issue does not exist, and passing on the right is fully acceptable (except where specifically prohibited).

    Having said that, there are jerks in every lane. I usually drive one lane to the right of the leftmost lane, unless that is the rightmost lane. It seems like the real jerks avoid this lane.

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  85. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by g1zmo · · Score: 1

    Urban sprawl isn't just a Phoenix phenomenon. Everything you describe ('cept maybe the snowbird thing) is the same here in the Coruscant starter kit known as Dallas/Fort Worth and pretty much every large American city not named NYC.

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  86. Misleading headline by JFMulder · · Score: 1

    Detecting Tailgaters With Lasers
    I was scrolling the main page quickly and read "Detecting ALIGATORS with lasers" instead and "laser-mounted sharks" detecting aligators just popped inside my head. I need to get out more.

  87. Mario Kart by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wish that my car was equipped like the ones in Mario Kart, so I could drop a banana peel or turtle shell to clear out tailgaters.

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  88. Massachucetts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suddenly all of the Bay States cried out in unison, "This wiked fucking sucks"

  89. UK solves tail gating and cheaters in one by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1
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  90. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    The speed limit is most certainly NOT an excuse to drive dangerously.

    In Texas there is a law that states that if you fail to maintain the flow of traffic, you can be fined.
    That means that if you are driving ONLY 1 mile per hour above the speed limit and at least 5 cars are going around you to pass you, you can be given a ticket for driving TOO SLOW even though you are going ABOVE the speed limit!

    Why such a bizarre law in Texas?

    Because we're not fucking shitheads. THE RULES OF THE ROAD ARE THERE TO PROMOTE SAFETY. IF, AT ANY TIME, ANY RULE WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO FOLLOW TO THE LETTER, DO NOT OBEY THAT RULE! YOUR FIRST PRIORITY WHILE DRIVING IS SAFETY.

    Basically, you're ALLOWED to drive 65 in the fast lane ONLY if doing so would not create a dangerous situation. Due to the fact that many accidents have been attributed to unnecessary lane-changing, if you force multiple drivers to change lanes to overtake your vehicle, you are creating a dangerous driving situation and you can be held liable for ANYTHING that goes wrong in your personal nonviolent protest against speeders.

    DO NOT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE. EVER.

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  91. I live in Arizona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I live in Arizona, and let me be the first to say that this state has a very real problem. The problem doesn't lie with the folks who tailgate, it lies with the states inability to implement traffic control measures through education. To this date, most of the folks on the highway have not a clue that the far left lane on a multi-lane highway is by design, a passing lane. For the most part, only the commercial drivers, and folks who have moved to AZ from other states understand this concept.

    I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been stuck in traffic, all due to one moron who is driving 55 in the passing lane. Arizona is one of the fastest growing states in the country, and it is high time they get with the program.

    Another wonderful thing Arizona likes to teach their drivers is that when approaching a stop light or sign, you should be able to see the bottom of the tires of the car in front of you (vs. the license plate in most other states). Imagine the effect of that when there are 25 cars waiting at an intersection. My estimate is that equates to well over a car length between every car. The result; the last car in line has to travel twice as far to clear the intersection. Not only that, but add a left turn lane, and you get even more bottlenecks. Now apply this to a short light. It's maddening!

    From a safety stand point, their laws are great, except for the fact that more and more people are being shot on the road nowadays. Sooner or later, the state is going to have to wake up and realize that they are not "small-town USA" anymore.

  92. On the Road in CA and AZ by Raland966 · · Score: 1

    Spending money on something to detect tailgating is a joke. People that need to be ticketed for tailgating are INCHES off the vehicle in front of them at speeds anywhere from 40 to 100 mph so nothing hi-tech needed here. I have been rearended twice in four years (Cal 1, AZ 1) and neither time was the other driver tailgating me. Both times I was setting at a stop and the other driver failed to notice the stopped traffic and hit me at speed. Getting drivers to put down the cell phone and not let live rabbits loose in the car (for real) seem to be more of a problem than tailgating or speeding.
    As a general rule, I don't mind people following me a little close since I try and look far enough ahead that I can brake early. I do hate having to tailgate the car in front of me just to keep people from continuously passing me on the right and merging into my already minimal braking area.

    Failing to yield is the single most dangerous trend on the road. This really ticks me off because these drivers are never ticketed and they are rarely victims of the hazardous conditions they create. A lot of people are getting hurt and killed because of these selfish people. I can appreciate their point. They are (usually) driving the speed limit while camped in the leftmost lane. However this isn't a perfect world and it's a fact that a majority of the drivers today are going 10-15 over the posted speeds so like the sign says "Slower traffic keep right".

    If you're interest in more emperical data from someone who recently racked up 25,000 miles on I-5,I-8, and I-10 over the last 4 months I'm happy to share......

    -Ralph

    1. Re:On the Road in CA and AZ by Creepy · · Score: 1

      this just reminded me of a friend from Philly -

      Geez man, for a few minutes there you were so close I thought you were gonna rear-end that guy.

      what? I was giving him 2 feet!

      It's the 2 SECOND rule you idiot!!

  93. HALLELUJAH! by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 1

    I live in Tempe, which borders Phoenix. Until yesterday, when it was stolen, I drove a '68 VW Camper. (White with a black stripe 'round the middle, pop-top, AZ Lic 828-HNG. Today or tomorrow I'll be posting details here: http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_cat.php?cat _id=53.)

    And the tailgaters here are a menace you simply wouldn't believe.

    I've been driving to a gig at 7:00 on a Sunday morning. I'm in the right-hand lane on a five-lane freeway, going the limit. There aren't any other cars for a quarter mile either side of me...except for a fucking asshole in an SUV yakking on a cellphone five feet off my rear bumper.

    And then said fucking asshole will pass me on the right through a gore point.

    No, I'm not exaggerating. I've actually had that happen to me. And the exact same thing regularly happens, without the Sunday morning nobody-else-on-the-road setting.

    Frankly, I'm absolutely amazed I'm still alive.

    What I also find fascinating is that nearly every single fucking asshole who tailgates me is yakking on a cellphone and will turn down literally dozens of opportunities to pass me, sometimes for miles on end....

    Sure makes me wish I had a rocket launcher, and the (lack of a) moral standard to use it....

    Cheers,

    b&

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    1. Re:HALLELUJAH! by tilandal · · Score: 1

      http://www.driveandstayalive.com/info%20section/st atistics/stats-usa_indiv-states_per-capita_2002.ht m Arizona is apparently only the 13'th worst state. Just be glad you are not living in Wyoming.

    2. Re:HALLELUJAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then said fucking asshole will pass me on the right through a gore point. What? Did Al invent those too?
  94. Wait... seriously... by popo · · Score: 1

    No one else has ever slammed on the brakes and sued for neck injury? Come on.

    You all had me going.

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  95. Who's the asshole? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you think all the other people behind you who weren't tailgating deserved to be punished too?

    Driving doesn't have to be about making the other fucker pay. That attitude is why I hate driving so much. It even affects me sometimes. I've had that angry feeling boil up and done stupid things several times, but I'm not proud of it. The thing I'm least proud of is the tailgater who got me so angry/scared that I popped down a gear causing him to rear-end me. Yeah, he totalled an expensive car and was 100% "at fault" but I felt kinda bad about it. I do wonder if he still tailgates so badly.

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    1. Re:Who's the asshole? by spitefulcrow · · Score: 1

      I've done that and regretted it. Haven't caused anyone to hit me yet though... The worst thing I've ever done to screw with a tailgater was when I downshifted from 5 to 4 at ~75MPH and dumped the clutch. No accident, but hopefully the guy driving the $80,000 Porsche learned a lesson. I learned that this is a good way to freak out all of your passengers. Won't be doing that again... I've grown out of my stupid-driving phase.

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    2. Re:Who's the asshole? by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      I did similar to that riding my motorcycle on Colesville Rd out of downtown Silver Spring MD. If you've been there, you know. Its a crappy, reversible lane 35mph hell with traffic lights and everything. So I get out of the downtown core and kick it up to about 40mph when I realise this beemer is RIGHT ON MY ASS. Mind you, there are at least 3 lanes outbound and I'm well ahead of the bulk of the traffic -- he's got plenty of room but is still riding so close I could almost reach back and touch him. So I kick it up to almost 50 and he's still there right behind me. We're cresting a hill and I know the light timing, its going to be red. So just as we come over the hill, I drag the back brake a touch -- just enough to turn on the brake light -- while I ease off the throttle. I'm watching in my mirror as he fades back, adjusts to my slow rate of braking and then closes right back on my ass again. Then I nailed him with a full handful of front brake dragging it from 45 mph to about 20 in nothing flat. Then I release the brake and gas it enough to keep him from rear-ending me. I will never forget watching him light up all four tires and fish tail it into the curb. I calmly pulled up to the light and snickered as he pulled it off the curb and back into traffic, but hung back from me a good 200 feet from then on. Oh what joy!

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    3. Re:Who's the asshole? by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      Sir, I am in awe of your tactics. Bravo.

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    4. Re:Who's the asshole? by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I commute on Colesville Road, what do you ride? I'll look out for you.
      I know too many people who have been rear ended on their bikes to applaud your tactic, however. It's going to hurt you a lot more than the car driver if anything happens. That stretch of Colesville is lethal enough as is.
      Ride safe!

    5. Re:Who's the asshole? by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      well I did ride a 1991 Suz. Bandit 400, bright red, V&H pipe etc, but now ride a '93 Bandit 400 with a yosh pipe and full jet kit. But in between bikes, I moved to Spokane, so I'll be seeing you in my dreams ;) My Colesville adventures were 1995-99.

      I agree completely, it was a dangerous maneuver. I definitely would not recommend it to anyone at anytime. Having said that, at the time, I had the experience, and skills. I was confident. And the bike could definitely handle it. I had no fear of the bike failing. helps that it was clear and dry too. Basically, it was an ideal situation to teach the guy a lesson and I took the opportunity. Don't try this at home kids!

      anyway, rubber side down!

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  96. Mod parent up- he understands physics by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    This is not common enough, even on /.

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  97. Tailgating 18-wheelers by sshore · · Score: 1
    In fact, I've seen cars tailgate 18-wheeler trucks. Some people just never learned what a safety distance is.

    Tailgating an 18-wheeler is one of the safer forms of tailgating. The truck can't stop faster than your car. Even if the stop should catch you off guard and you impact, it won't likely throw the truck off the road (due to mass), or your car (due to being pinned under the trailer). Much better than, say, a GMC Suburban tailgating a Chevy Sprint.

    The worst thing about tailgating, as I see it, is that it requires much more attention, both from the tailgater and the driver in front. That means much less reserve capacity for important things like obstacle avoidance - obstacles like potholes, deer, pedestrians..

    1. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tailgating an 18-wheeler is one of the safer forms of tailgating. The truck can't stop faster than your car.

      Actually, a lot of 18-wheelers can. Especially if they are not fully loaded. I don't remember what they call the brakes, but they are a different beast than on your car or air brakes like you see on a bus.

      Even if the stop should catch you off guard and you impact, it won't likely throw the truck off the road (due to mass), or your car (due to being pinned under the trailer).

      Yeah, people get killed because their car wedges itself under the trailer and cleaves the top off the passenger compartment. I think most trucks are supposed to have guards that are low enough to prevent this, specifically to prevent this from happening, but I don't think all do because I still hear about it happening from time to time.

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    2. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by jZnat · · Score: 1

      It's called a Jake brake. Some roads don't allow the use of them (they're loud), though.

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    3. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by sshore · · Score: 1
      Yeah, people get killed because their car wedges itself under the trailer and cleaves the top off the passenger compartment. I think most trucks are supposed to have guards that are low enough to prevent this, specifically to prevent this from happening, but I don't think all do because I still hear about it happening from time to time.

      This sounds more like a high-speed impact than a tailgating accident. A tailgater would have a fairly low speed relative to the back of the truck.. unless they really weren't paying attention and didn't even hit the brakes, in which case all bets are off.

      Some trucks are using something other than airbrakes now? I'm interested to see more about this. Off to the wiki!

    4. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Tailgating an 18-wheeler is one of the safer forms of tailgating

      Poll time! Now - is the person who wrote this:

      1/ An inexperienced driver or a city only driver?

      2/ Somewhat of an idiot?

      3/ Has shares in a glass company and is looking for profit?

      If it is on the road and you are too close behind it ends up getting thrown at your face. You also can't see what is going on in front of the truck.

    5. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Some trucks are using something other than airbrakes now? I'm interested to see more about this. Off to the wiki!

      Yeah, I first became aware of it when I was following a truck which had a sticker on the back which said something like: "Warning! This truck is equipped with brakes which allow it to stop much faster than a normal car! Maintain a safe distance!" According to the other respondant, it's called a Jake Brake, and it uses the engine to brake.

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    6. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by sshore · · Score: 1

      Tailgating 18-wheelers is not safe. It's safer, though, than tailgating a Civic that can stop on a dime, crumples like a can on impact, and pushes like a sled into oncoming traffic.

      Sorry for the confusion.

    7. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      I think the real issue is mass vs contact area of the tires doing the braking.

      A lightly loaded 18-wheeler, using all methods of braking, has a *very* short stopping distance.

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    8. Re:Tailgating 18-wheelers by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      To clarify a bit, a Jake Brake isn't a magically powerful brake. It is used to avoid overheating of brake pads, especially on long downhill stretches. It's most often used to maintain a constant speed while descending a grade.

      An empty trailer will stop surprisingly fast. You have 18 wheels worth of traction.

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  98. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by 45mm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good points. But it's not the "fast lane" ... it's the "passing lane". If you're not passing in the "passing lane", you're obstructing the right of way ... this is a traffic violation in most states, regardless of speed.

  99. You can leave space but not allow incoming traffic by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I try to be a safe driver. So, I drive with the intention of leaving a couple of car lengths between me and the car in front. What happens? Someone sees that as an invitation to merge on over!! Next thing I know my "safe space" is down to inches.

    The key is to not have so much space that it's an invitation to invade. You can still be a pretty safe distance back without letting too many people in.

    Another thing to do is temporarily close up the space a little when a likely space-filler is coming up on your right - you don't even need to really fill the space, just accelerate a bit so it looks like you are about to close it up. Then a lot of people will not come in. But don't open up too much of a gap behind you either or they'll just fill that - and tailgate you.

    Of course, do let people if if they use the turn signal - people that are just looking to move lanes randomly won't really use a turn signal anyway so you are not letting in the "wrong" people very often.

    Tailgaters are the thing I most fear on the highway, I have personally avoided several accidents by being observant as to tailgaters behind me and knowing where runoff points were on a road when traffic came to a sudden halt in front of me and the guy behind didn't have enough room to stop. One of them slid to a halt about halfway through where my car would have been if I had not gone completely off the side of the road (happily where it was safe to do so).

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  100. In Related News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the percentage of traffic violations commiteed that are by women increases drastically.

  101. OT sig by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I was looking at your sig's website and found some hilarious things. Do you suffer from "Death and Buttock Numbness?" "Death and Inattention?" "Death and Limping?"

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  102. Fewer tickets more Suspensions by tilandal · · Score: 1

    There is too much of an emphasis on ticketing in the US. We need to work on a 3 strikes your out principle. #1) Warning #2) Ticket #3) License suspended for 1 month. Mandatory safe driving class before you can get another one. Driving is not a right. Its a privilege. When 95% of drivers on US highways are breaking the law its time for tougher enforcement. 43,443 people were killed on US roads in 2005 and 2.7 Million were injured. The expense for these accidents in medical care, lost wages, cleanup, etc, run in the billions, if not trillions, every year.

    1. Re:Fewer tickets more Suspensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      driving is a right not a privilidge. its in the constitution -- right to travel freely across state lines.

    2. Re:Fewer tickets more Suspensions by tilandal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can take a bus, plane, taxi or just walk. Driving is not a right.

    3. Re:Fewer tickets more Suspensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember though, warnings and suspensions don't bring in revenue.

  103. Bke lane by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    No, by heading off to the side - most roads unless you are in Europe have enough space at the side of the road (a sholder or whatever) that you easily have enough space to get off and let the fool behind you panic stop right through where you would have been. I have avoided several accidents in just this way - the key is always going off to the side, it's the only thing that will save you.

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    1. Re:Bke lane by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1
      I was driving behind a brand new 700 series (~3 car lengths with both of us at 50mph; compare to the local (los angeles) practice of 80mph bumper to bumper) and she signals to make a right turn. Light turns yellow and she slams on her brakes. I make to pass on her left, and she starts moving back into center of lane (with signal still blinking right...). I slam on my brakes and check my options. SUV to the left, curb to the right, no room on either side of her within the lane. Well thanks to bmw crumple zones and japanese superiority/reliability my toyota ended up with $8 in damage (needed touchup paint on bumper and the adjustment pin replaced for right headlight, but not one dent), and the bmw required $5,000 in repairs. Tore off her fender trying to squeeze to the left of her without hitting suv, all the while pumping brakes. To quote her statement to the accident investigation po, "the light turned orange [sic], and orange means stop." *grumbles about FOBs* The po hand delivered the report to Records to make sure I didn't get a ticket on that one.

      So anyway, yea. It also depends on what kind of car you're driving (and what's being driven in front of and behind you). Those bmws have killer brakes. And in fender benders (or *cough* shredders) those nifty crumple zones that many modern cars have can be counter productive.

      Oh, and try to avoid ever driving behind any vehicles that are in the $100k+ category.

    2. Re:Bke lane by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      I believe his description was this:

      Three lanes of traffic.
      He was in the center lane (lane #2) at the stop line.
      The stop line had a pedestrian crossing, so assume you've got 10' of clearance in front of the stop line before you're into cross traffic.

      Car approaches from behind.

      Now, to avoid the collision /and/ avoid moving into cross-traffic, he would have had to do a /hard/ left or right turn, from a standing start. Not impossible, but that would have taken seconds to execute. Not enough time, I think, to complete the maneuver before impact. You'd have to:
      - Notice there was a car behind you.
      - Notice that is was approaching fast.
      - Notice (make a judgement that) it's not going to stop in time.
      - Decide he's not going to turn left or right to avoid collision.
      - *Then* move and turn.

      Again, you may have tried that. You might, even, have succeeded. You may just have presented your flank for him to hit instead of your rear. Who knows?

      I'd have just braced for impact, unless it was a big-rig.

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    3. Re:Bke lane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote her statement to the accident investigation po, "the light turned orange [sic], and orange means stop."

      Well, I don't know about LA/California, but where I live, that is true. You are supposed to stop at a yellow light unless you cannot stop safely in time. Of course, almost no one does that...

      The fact that you hit the other car suggests that you were following too closely for the speed at which you were driving.

    4. Re:Bke lane by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      The fact that you hit the other car suggests that you were following too closely for the speed at which you were driving.

      Nice Mr A. Coward!

      What it means is that seh signaled to turn, then ditched at the last moment leaving him with no options - he wasn't supposed to have slowed down because she was supposed to not drift back over!

      There are some situations you can't avoid hitting something, and in this case it seems he did pretty well just slightly retouching his bumber - it's not like he plowed through her.

      I'll bet you're a real winner on the highway.

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    5. Re:Bke lane by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1
      Following the rules to a T will get you killed, or at least increase your chances of accidents. As my old driving instructor (at a licensed driving school) told me years ago when I was learning how to drive, "unofficially, the only time you should signal in Southern California, NY, or Texas is when a cop is near by. Or when you're taking your driving test." I still signal 90% of the time, but the underlying general message stuck with me. You have to judge what is safest for each situation, and that path is not always the law abiding one.

      And in response to The fact that you hit the other car suggests that you were following too closely for the speed at which you were driving., bs. It is the same as if I'd been driving by a long line of cars, and one of them pulled out in front of me suddenly. I cannot assume that every one of those cars in the line might do that (I would have to travel at a crawl in a 25-65mph zone, depending on the road, and that is itself illegal), so I have to trust that other drivers have enough intelligence to look before merging. That is one of many holes in the 2-3 second rule that is now being "enforced" by these Arizona cops.

  104. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by 45mm · · Score: 1

    People driving the speed limit in the far left lane are obeying the law. In many cases, yes. However, the far left lane is also called the "passing lane" ... using the passing lane and not passing is called "obstructing the right of way", which is a traffic violation in most states, regardless of the posted speed limit.
  105. Not nearly as efficient by mattcoz · · Score: 0

    as using bratwurst and beer, and I speak from experience.

  106. how about a "Tactical" laser to stop tailgating by Locutus · · Score: 1

    you know, one which determines the distance between the following vehicle and itself, uses speed, road conditions, and weather reports and if it's found to be too close it burns a hole in the following vehicles radiator. ;-) And to not be such a 'bad guy', the system could flash a strobe light 3 quick bursts(aka warning shots ) before letting the laser loose. ;-)

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  107. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    In Texas at least, there are plenty of roads with 55+ speed limits where no lane is designated as a passing lane.
    Instead, it's just socially accepted that the left lane is always for faster traffic, and is thus, the "fast lane."

    But then in Texas there are also plenty of long, long roads where it just wouldn't work to have a lane for passing only.

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  108. Ignorance... by ksattic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your ignorance astounds me, but I won't let it bother me. I'll exercise the right I have in Colorado to pass on the right to get past you. Many people here insist on driving in the fast lane 5-10mph below the limit because it's easier for them - they don't have to deal with people entering the highway in the right-most lane.

    Even though it may be legal in your state to drive at the speed limit in the left lane, it's not clever. If you are doing it solely to annoy other drivers, then you do not deserve to have a licence. You are a danger and a nuisance.

    To correct you, the fast lane is for overtaking, and is an additional lane to use when the others become full. That is all. You have no business being there if the other lanes to the right of you are empty.

  109. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
    I drive 25 miles to work, and the right-most lane goes around 70mph in a 55mph zone.

    I live in Atlanta too, and you're exactly right: the slow lane goes 70, the fast lane goes 80, and the HOV lane goes 70 again (except when it goes 55 because of a bus). And, of course, half the reason the slow lane goes 70 (instead of 55) is that drivers wanting to go 90 are passing on the right (especially going in and out of the HOV lane because of the aforementioned damn slowpokes and busses!).

    Of course, if people would simply get out of the damn left lane and HOV lane unless they're actually going faster than everybody else, there would be much less of a problem.

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  110. You're following too closely. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    So, I drive with the intention of leaving a couple of car lengths between me and the car in front.

    You're following too closely. Avoiding accidents is more about time than distance. You should be leaving about 2 seconds between you and another car if you want to be safe. 55 miles per hour is about 80 feet per second, so you should have 160 feet between you and another car. Cars are about 16 feet long or less, So that's about 10 car lengths.

    At 55 miles per hour, 2 car lengths is only .4 seconds. So you're following WAY too close.

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    1. Re:You're following too closely. by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      This is something I try to tell people and have a hard time getting across. They just don't get that there are scenarios where the guy in front of you will stop very quickly. Even if traffic is moving cleanly as far as the eye can see, it doesn't take much of a screwup at 65 mph for someone to wind up sideways on the freeway. And if it happens when people are driving 10 feet apart as they often do, you don't wanna be in the mix.

    2. Re:You're following too closely. by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      You are neglecting the fact that it is 80ft/s to a stationary object. Another car is subject to the same forces as you are, so they will continue to move forward at 80ft/s as well. You just need to be far away enough to compensate for your maximum reaction time.

      Unless they hit a brick wall. But then, you should've seen that coming from far enough away.

    3. Re:You're following too closely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 75MPH like it is around here in the Bay Area, 2 seconds would be *220* feet. You'd have 17 Toyota Yaris cars cram in front of you before you knew what happened!

    4. Re:You're following too closely. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      You are neglecting the fact that it is 80ft/s to a stationary object.

      And you're neglecting the fact that human beings don't have instant reaction times. It takes time for your brain to process the visual information, realize that someone is stopping, determine how FAST they're stopping, then make the decision to slam on the brakes hard, soft, etc. That's why you really should have 2 seconds to fully react.

      Another car is subject to the same forces as you are, so they will continue to move forward at 80ft/s as well

      Different cars have different stopping distances. That light little car with the excellent brakes and tires is going to stop a lot faster than a lincoln town car, or your giant SUV. This also adds to the distance you should maintain.

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    5. Re:You're following too closely. by khallow · · Score: 1

      And let us not forget the old truck with fading brakes that is tailgating you.

    6. Re:You're following too closely. by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      You are neglecting the rest of my post, where I said the distance should be your maximum reaction time. And you put forward the 80ft/s timing, obviously physics demands that this is not a constant due to speed, weight, and all those other things that are factored into momentum.

      In any case, 160ft of space between cars is far too extreme as is tailgating.

    7. Re:You're following too closely. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      You are neglecting the rest of my post, where I said the distance should be your maximum reaction time.

      And you're ignoring your own point. This HAS been studied, and the best advice has always been 2 seconds. Maybe 1.5 seconds, or 1.7 seconds is OK, but it's easier to just round it up to 2 seconds as the rule has to be easy for people to follow.

      In any case, 160ft of space between cars is far too extreme

      And the disadvantage of keeping a larger distance between you and someone else is exactly what? You're simply wrong, and there's about 30 years of experts that disagree with you.

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    8. Re:You're following too closely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and that's okay.

  111. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually according to the law of several states (MI, TX, and MD to my knowledge), the only APPROPRIATE speed is to go with the flow of traffic -- even if traffic is going over the speed limit! It is drastic deviations from the speed at which traffic is moving that cause the most problems. You should be going the speed limit, but if the limit is 65 and everyone else is going 90 you will only be making things worse by staying at 65. Actually, when I was in MD I travelled a stretch of highway where this was exactly the case. Nobody did less than 80 MPH, the middle lane was 90 and the left lane was for those who wanted to go fast. Sticking to the speed limit would have been insanely stupid, and any fool tootling along muttering "well I'm obeying the law" was, in fact, wrong. And dangerous.

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  112. DETERRING Tailgaters With Lasers by The+Relentless · · Score: 1

    Now that is what we need! pewpewpew

  113. They just need a little more power by rkuris · · Score: 1

    If you just mount the laser on the back of your vehicle and increase the laser power based on your vehicle speed, then those pesky tailgaters will find a hole in their radiator or, even better, right through their engine block.

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  114. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by 45mm · · Score: 1

    You're right ... it depends on the state's specific traffic law language. I still prefer "passing lane" regardless, as it doesn't invoke the thought that "I'm going to get there the fastest if I use the 'fast lane'".

  115. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Requiem+Aristos · · Score: 1

    Define "appropriate". In most American jurisdictions, speed limits are set artificially low. (I.e., proper traffic engineering is to follow the 80th percentile rule for setting the speed limit.)

    This also makes it harder for most people to realize the purpose behind the "slow traffic keep right" laws, which is to set up a speed gradient across different lanes, with all cars in a given lane travelling at the same approximate speed.

    Speed limits don't save lives; those speed gradients do. Raising freeway limits to an appropriate level, or removing them entirely, would significantly reduce freeway fatalities. It's why Montana saw a large drop in fatal accidents when they removed the speed limits, and a similar huge jump when they were forced to reinstate them.

  116. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no no, passing on the right is wrong on multi-lane highways too: Because the driver's seat is on the left side of the car.

    Your visibility when merging to the right is much less than your visibility when merging left.

    The idea behind this is that when changing lanes you shouldn't have to worry about someone roaring up on your right.

    Of course you do have to worry about it, because of asshats, but in general the more people that remember and stick to this rule the fewer accidents.

  117. You're talking about modding drivers by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd suggest in addition to this metamoderation. If you mod too many drivers unfairly you don't get as many mod points. Drivers with excellent "carma" could drive at +2.

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    1. Re:You're talking about modding drivers by nacturation · · Score: 1

      But run over my dogma and it's time to slow down, cowboy?

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  118. Computer science meets traffic by eric.t.f.bat · · Score: 4, Funny

    The road is a bubble sort. Assholes get to bubble forward, sensible drivers pull back. This is good because, coincidentally, forward is where all the accidents are.

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    1. Re:Computer science meets traffic by Technician · · Score: 1

      The road is a bubble sort. Assholes get to bubble forward, sensible drivers pull back. This is good because, coincidentally, forward is where all the accidents are

      And the good drivers are just stuck in the traffic snarl behind the accident.

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  119. Polite Notice by Kelson · · Score: 1
    A similar idea is for the sign to say "POLITE PATROL". Now, given the shock, they're probably just going to assume it says "POLICE PATROL", and hey, why take the risk?

    In this vein, I remember seeing some remark about unofficial "no parking" signs using the phrase "Polite Notice." Turns out you can find a number of samples online (mostly on the first page -- it seems to go off topic once it hits page two).

  120. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Knara · · Score: 1

    No, it's speeding. The highway patrol is free to ticket or not ticket at their discretion, and they can also drive whatever speed limit they desire while on duty (without being reckless of course). Just because everyone else is speeding, doesn't mean it's legal, regardless of whether or not there's a cop with a ticket gun out there.

  121. Nahhh. by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just start ticketing people who brake for no reason on the highway.

    In fact, there's hardly ever a reason to brake on the highway.

    If you have to brake on the highway, either you did something wrong, or the person ahead of you did.

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    1. Re:Nahhh. by GamerCowboy · · Score: 1

      I disagree- sort of. In ideal situations, there's no reason to brake on a highway. The problem with ideal is that it just doesn't happen. Yes, it's mostly because of people doing something wrong but these incidents happen so frequently (in my city, all the time) that I don't think it would be prudent to say that there's hardly any reason to brake.

      Ticketing people for braking is hardly a good policy. A better target would be those who impede traffic by driving too far below the average speed.

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    2. Re:Nahhh. by morpheus800e · · Score: 1

      If you have to brake on the highway, either you did something wrong, or the person ahead of you did.

      Or there's debris that has blown onto the highway, or an animal, or anything else that you don't want to run over.

    3. Re:Nahhh. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Nah, the guy ahead of me is fine. It's the fool 10 cars ahead of him that caused the trouble. It only takes one.

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    4. Re:Nahhh. by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't live in deer country.

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    5. Re:Nahhh. by drew · · Score: 1
      If you have to brake on the highway, either you did something wrong, or the person ahead of you did.
      ... or there's a tunnel a mile ahead of you.
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    6. Re:Nahhh. by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      Or the highway has design flaws. The offramp on the freeway exit I take to get home is too short for the amount of traffic that now flows on it, especially at rush hour. You have to start braking on the freeway or you'll run into a whole line of cars all the way down the offramp.

  122. So this guy goes to pass me (hee hee) by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    He was driving a black Mustang, and must have thought he had the room, but he did not: a semi was stopped in his lane ahead.

    I swear I never sped up, but by the time he realized he couldn't swing over in time, it was too late. He squalled tires vainly, came within inches of swerving into me, collided full on with the semi's rear.

    The over-confident prick deserved it.

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  123. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like the pop bottle out the sunroof at your windshield trick. Backs off punk kids who think they have balls like you really quick.

  124. Not a problem - if you are close enough by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll just register as one long vehicle.

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  125. Idiotic measure by serbanp · · Score: 1

    This is all good and dandy, but the description of tailgating in the traffic law is so vague and prone to interpretation that the law application is certainly arbitrary. Imagine following the speed limit regulations in a world where no car has built-in speedometers.

    Tailgating is dangerous. However, to penalize it properly, the cars should have some sort of standardized sensor (based on radar or something), that lets you know when you're too close. If, despite the warning, you're still too close, a ticket for tailgating is warranted. Very similar to checking your speed and deciding whether driving with 80 on a 65 freeway is worth.

    To me, this measure looks like a HP cash cow and will do nothing to eliminate the tailgating problem.

  126. Solution... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Tailgaters frustrate people because they don't know what to do to get them to back off. It's really quite simple...

    When someone is following too close, gently beigin releasing the accelerator over the course of just a few seconds. Slowing down too quickly is dangerous, but gradually slowing is extremely safe.

    They usually will go around, or get the message and back off. Until they do, continue slowing down, until the (short) distance they've left is a safe distance at the speeds you're traveling, even if you have to drive 20MPH on a 55MPH road for a couple miles until they get the hint.

    Do not accelerate, or continuing at your current speed when being tailgated, either is very dangerous. Also, it should be noted that unmarked police cruisers regularly tailgate to try and get you to speed (they say it's for pacing your vehicle, but a safe distance would work just as well in that case), so accelerating when tailgated is also likely to get you ticketed for speeding.

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    1. Re:Solution... by thewils · · Score: 1

      That's a great method. Another one is to gently touch the brakes just enough to turn your brake lights on and accelerate slightly at the same time. By illuminating your brake lights you get said tailgater's undivided attention and you have now just opened up quite a large gap behind you. I've done this a few times and the tailgater will generally avoid you afterwards - especially if you repeat the process.

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  127. WTF? by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    Do we really need a machine for this? I can see a tailgater with my eyes.

  128. Tailgating is a requirement on some CA freeways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you don't drive very close to bumper of the car directly in front of you, you can expect a slew of motorists to agressively (and dangerously) cut you off sans turn signal

  129. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good grief, what sort of empty roads do you drive on anyway, that there is any possibility of leaving the leftmost lane open?

    Guess you've never driven anywhere where there is any actual traffic. When all lanes of the 405 North are full no one is going to leave a lane open "just for passing".

    By "full" we mean four-six lanes in each direction, all going at 80mph, all way too close to the bumper of the car in front of them.

    Even at 2-3 am, you won't find few enough cars to "leave a lane open" as you suggest.

    Dealing with so little traffic as you do, you should relax. No point in getting pissed at nothing.

  130. Detecting? by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 1

    Why, when blinding tailgaters with lasers already works so well?

  131. I'm all for this one by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    And I hope they spend all day writing tailgating tickets, especially if the one in front is doing at least the speed limit. I've got no problem at all with people flying down the highway. Have at it. I'd even favor raising the speed limit to let them go even faster.

    But nail them to wall for tailgating, especially trucks. That's not just rude, it's damn dangerous. The really annoying ones are the trucks that ride your tail, then pass, only to drop way below the speed limit on hill so you can rinse, lather, and repeat for miles. Makes me want to drag that sob out of the cab and beat the living hell out of them. Threatening me with 80,000 lbs of metal going 70 mph is one thing, but threatening my family with that same weapon should be an automatic CDL suspension.

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  132. Thought it said "DELETING Tailgaters with Lasers" by shwonline · · Score: 0

    I'd be all for that

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  133. Forget reporting complaints... by spun · · Score: 1

    I want a paintball gun and some paintballs filled with glass etching cream

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  134. better communication would help by belmolis · · Score: 1

    A partial answer to this and various other problems would be better communication among drivers. Wouldn't it be helpful if you could tell the guy behind you that he's too close and making you nervous? You might explain that you can't go any faster because the vehicles ahead of you aren't, or that you are driving slowly for a reason and will pull over to let him pass as soon as you can do so safely. Existing communication systems are very primitive and limiting: (a) I'm planning on turning left/changing lanes to the left; (b) I'm planning on turning right/changing lanes to the right; (c) I'm braking. You can't even distinguish between "I'm just keeping myself from speeding up any further on this hill" and "I'm coming to a dead stop in order to make a right-angle turn off". I'm not sure what would be a better system. Maybe a more articulated system of lights, or maybe something like CB, but set up so that you could send the message to, e.g., the person behind you.

    The closest thing I've experienced to this is on logging roads in British Columbia, where everybody has a logging truck radio. On active logging roads, you are required to announce your position, but on some roads there is a lot of back and forth on the radio and it can be quite helpful.

    1. Re:better communication would help by mvdwege · · Score: 1
      A partial answer to this and various other problems would be better communication among drivers. Wouldn't it be helpful if you could tell the guy behind you that he's too close and making you nervous?

      I think you are right. I ride a motorcycle (I have no license for a car) daily, and therefore I can use signs to communicate more easily. I find that a short wave backwards to a tailgater makes them back off, whereas tapping my brakes (the usual 'back off!' signal) just tends to make things worse.

      Then again, riding defensively also means things like being courteous and moving over as soon as possible, not hogging the passing lanes. If after getting a friendly back off signal the tailgater sees me moving out of his way, or even just speeding up so I can merge out of his way a couple of cars further down, they'll usually keep their distance.

      I do however find myself occasionally behind a middle or left lane hogger, and these are really irritating people. Even if there is enough room on the right, they won't move, and they'll hog the lane for kilometers at a time. Usually these are the same idiots that want to pass trucks at 90 km/h (national speed limit is 120km/h with lots of stretches of motorway at 100, 80 for trucks nationwide). Even a short friendly flash of the high beam (and I mean a single short flash) won't make them move over. I'd still prefer passing on the right over tailgating, even though that is illegal here, that usually gets the point across.

      Mart
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    2. Re:better communication would help by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I've never ridden a motorcycle (my dad is a neurologist) but I have the impression that some drivers actually have it in for motorcycles. They seem to think that motorcycles ought not to be on the road and that they are easy to bully. I've found the same thing riding a bicycle.

    3. Re:better communication would help by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      In most cases, I think what appears to be hostility is merely ignorance of the particular dangers motorcyclists are exposed to by sharing the road with cars. In vanishingly small cases I think there is some resentment against motorcycles and their riders, but I do not want to ascribe to malice what is due to mere ignorance.

      Of course, there is the philosophical point whether or not the ignorance is willful, and therefore malicious. I think it would matter a lot if car drivers were obligated to get their motorcycle license as well, preferably before they got their car license.

      Perhaps that might also get some of those that use a car for a single person commute to consider the alternatives. Using good gear, the only downside to commuting by motorbike is the 10 minutes getting in and out of gear. Which is nicely offset by not being stuck in jams and always having a parking space (filtering and parking anywhere, as long as you are not obstructing other traffic, is legal in most of Europe).

      Mart
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  135. Quantification by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    The courts require something quantitive. A police office saying "the accused was driving real close to the car in front of him" doesn't cut it. The courts want to know precisely how close, and how the police officer knows this.

    1. Re:Quantification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and cops never fib radar readings on tickets, do they?

    2. Re:Quantification by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
      Right, and cops never fib radar readings on tickets, do they?
      Never said they didn't, although one hopes it's rare and that the equipment makes it difficult.


      Your point escapes me. What's this got to do with the fact that courts like things to be measured?

    3. Re:Quantification by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

      BS. The courts have always gone by the officers opinion. Its always the officers opinion. Cops can flat out lie and the courts will take their word unless yu can prove them wrong. Besides, tailgating is a function of velocity. It varies for speed and road conditions. Road condition apprasial is always a human estimate. One way or the other some constants are ignored and some variables are over emphasised.

      This is a waste of tax money.

  136. Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm going to be the contrarian here. Most tailgaters I see (including myself, of course) have legitimate gripes. If you have nobody in front of you and a queue of cars behind you, chances are you are going too slow!

    I always try to be aware of my surroundings, including looking in the rear-view mirror. If I'm in the left lane and there is someone approaching from the rear, it's easier and safer to reserve moral judgement about their character and do the smart thing--pull to the right at the earliest possible opportunity and let him overtake me. Why can't everyone manage to do that? See, when I happen to be the one in an unusual hurry, 9 times out of 10, the guy in front of me in the left lane is totally oblivious of my presence. To wake him up, I either have to drive dangerously close, pass on the right, or hit him with a few high-beam blasts. It's a no-win situation for both of us.

    Same with a single-lane road. If you simply must drive slow and enjoy the view, have the courtesy to pull to the shoulder when people approach who actually have a destination they are looking forward to reaching.

    Sure, there's the occasional idiot who gets in the left lane and tails everybody within inches, making them all pull over one by one, but these tailgaters are in the minority.

    Please hang up the phone, be aware of your surroundings (especially the people behind you), and keep up with the flow of traffic. In short, drivers should be participants, not obstacles.

    1. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by endlessoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's jerks like you that people hate when driving on the road.

      Flash your high beams right in someone's rear-view? That's dangerous. Drive "dangerously close"? How is that justifiable in any situation? Oh, but it's only to "wake him up".

      Try telling that to the cop that arrives on the scene of the rear-end accident that you just may have caused.

      Driving like a prick is never ok.

      That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

    2. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll join in to say that nothing EVER justifies endangering the lives of the people in front of you! That's what you are doing when you tailgate, you leave no room for error, which can only end badly if the person in front of you needs to brake for some (hopefully) legitimate reason.

      I do agree that we all have to share the road, and that the left lane is for passing. I actually try my best to never be in a situation were someone will tailgate me when I pass (I don't do it for you, I do it for me). But on single-lane roads, I found that *whatever* the speed I drive, there is always going to be a tailgater waiting there for you. Always! Pull to the shoulder you say? That's even more dangerous most of the times! In low-traffic situations where it is not dangerous, you shouldn't have a hard time to pass me when I go the limit. Hell, I'd even slow down for you if it would help (but I know it doesn't).

      So please, respect my wish to drive the limit. You'll soon get an occasion to pass me (if you aren't one of those pansies who can't pass unless there is 10 miles of road free ahead of you), just bide your time a little. Sharing the road isn't just a mantra for those who drive slower. I feel your pain and I'll do my best within reason to let you get on your merry way.

      You know, if everyone drove the same limit, you know, a magical limit chosen by society somehow, then those problems would not arise. We could probably even cut cost on highways since we wouldn't need 4 lanes for passing cars :) .

      Z.

    3. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by willpall · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Flash your high beams right in someone's rear-view? That's dangerous.

      Actually, whenever someone behind me flashes their lights, and I am in the fast lane, then I take it as a request for me to switch to a more appropriate lane and allow them to pass. A request I always honor. Someone flashing their lights is a helluva lot less rude than them hanging on my ass, and gives me an opportunity to notice them (since I obviously didn't notice them the first place).

      The problem with people on the road today is that they always ascribe the worst possible attitude to others' actions. I interpret others' actions in the politest way possible.

      And no, a quick flash of the high beams is not dangerous, c'mon.

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    4. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by adolf · · Score: 1

      I suppose that the basic sentiment of your argument is that "driving like a prick is never OK, as long as you're trying to go faster than me."

      In which case, prick, I can only retort that you, sir, are an asshole. Get the fuck out of the way, and let the passing lane be for passing. It is not your purpose to establish or discredit cause, justification, or merit for other drivers to operating their vehicles at a greater velocity than your own. Nor, it is not your entitlement to establish a "safe" speed, nor to adopt vigilante methods of enforcing any posted speed limit.

      Rather, you do have a legal obligation to be driving in the right-most lane permitted by your surroundings, unless you are passing slower traffic.

      Just. Like. Everyone. Else.

      So pass that traffic, and move the fuck over. You'll find that other drivers are immediately far more polite as a result.

    5. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by sineltor · · Score: 1

      Most tailgaters I see (including myself, of course) have legitimate gripes. They might have legitimate gripes but there are extremely good reasons why tailgating is dangerous and (at least here) illegal. Its very simple:
      The person in front of you can see more than you can
      If a child walks out on the road, you won't notice. The car in front of you will see the child and brake suddenly. You will run into the back of their car and push them into the child. No matter how inconvenient slow drivers are, there is no excuse to tailgate.
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    6. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Draknor · · Score: 1

      I generally agree with you, but I think you are giving a little too much credit to some idiots on the road...

      On a two-lane highway, I'll stay on the right unless I'm passing, and I'll try to pass quickly (but I'm not going to floor it as soon as I switch lanes; if someone's coming up fast behind me I'll wait until they pass before I change lanes).

      But (as many others have posted), there are plenty of idiots who will tailgate you in the *right* lane, for no other reason than they are not paying attention (or are just an ass). I've had that happen to me -- plenty of room to pass, but they'd rather tailgate me. I don't appreciate that.

      However, on a one-lane road, if I'm going about the speed limit, then no, I'm not getting out of your way. If I'm not going fast enough for you (but I'm going about the legal limit), then you can slow down & wait for an opportunity to pass me. If there isn't one, tough luck -- you can follow me at a safe distance.

      If I feel someone is tailing too close (with an opportunity to go around), I just let off the accelerator. I don't usually have to slow down too far (10-20mph) before they get pissed enough to speed up & pass.

    7. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by radja · · Score: 1

      whatever gave you the idea that you have the right to go at the maximum speed allowed? if someone in front of you is driving slower, just wait until you can safely pass them. otherwise: tough. if I want to drive 100 km/h where 120 is allowed, I can do that and I'm not going out of my way because someone behind me wants to be home 30 seconds earlier.

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    8. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by SirSmiley · · Score: 0

      sorry but in Ontario, it is taught to flash high beams when approaching an oncoming car to pass in poor lighting conditions, i guess they had it wrong on my drivers test when i took my motorcycle test (you have to redo the car part even if you have a full licence, to get bad habits out of you). This is not an excuse to blind people by leaving them on, it is a simply high low flash and then you signal and pass

    9. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People drive three inches from the back of my car even if I do follow the speed limit. I see no reason why I should get speeding tickets to keep them happy.
      However, I live in Norway, and have had the extremely satisfying experience of having people driving behind me, urging me to go faster, for a mile, then finally being able to pass me, they speed up, and drive straight into the forest at the next turn, forgetting that we live in a country with ice covering the roads 40% of the year =D
      "Are you okay? Do you need help? Should we call a tow truck?" HAHA!

    10. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      If you have nobody in front of you and a queue of cars behind you, chances are you are going too slow!

      Oh fuck off. It is wrong to tell someone what to think. Maybe you're wrong. "You're going too slow". "You're driving the wrong car". "You believe in the wrong faith". What next, Herr Hitler sir?!

      Same with a single-lane road. If you simply must drive slow and enjoy the view, have the courtesy to pull to the shoulder when people approach who actually have a destination they are looking forward to reaching.

      I do however, agree with you on this point. In the same ways as tractors do, cars should be required by law to pull over if they're driving less than (e.g.) 80% of the speed limit, and/or if there are more than (e.g.) 10 cars behind you. The problem is, how would you enforce this? :-)

    11. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by 00Dan · · Score: 1

      I hate assholes like you. Nothing worse than being in an unfamiliar neighborhood, with dark roads, and in front of some ignorant prick who lives in area. You could navigate the roads blindfolded, I don't know where I am or where I'm going, and I have no idea if that turn up ahead is a gentle one or a 90 degree turn. FARK YOU! I hope you force someone off the road into your grandmothers house.

    12. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by rukkyg · · Score: 1

      /agree

    13. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by rukkyg · · Score: 1

      Clearly you do not live in an area where traffic signals have been invented, any that 30 seconds can balloon in to 5 minutes if you hit a red light at a busy intersection. And while I acknowledge the right for you to go under the limit, you must acknowledge my right to view you as a moron. Most speed limits around where I live (east Pittsburgh suburbs) are far too low given the actual road.

    14. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by xtr_982 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up- I totally agree.

      A brief flash of the high beams is a request to move over temporarily. It is *not* rude, nor is it dangerous. It's the tailgating that can be dangerous, so just move over when somebody clearly wants to pass.

    15. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being dangerous isn't good, but people should be curteous to those that want to go faster than they do. It works both ways. Being high-and-mighty driving 45 in the fast lane to teach those evil speeders is no better.

      People should take a page from morotcycle riders. Guys/gals on cruisers like the twisty scenic roads just like those on sport bikes. 9 times out of 10 when the sport bike inevitably catches up to the cruiser, the first time there's a safe opportunity to pass the cruiser will wave them around. They guy on the cruiser knew he was holding up the sport bike and didn't want to ruin his run through the "twisties."

      Of course there are some cruisers that love to try to keep those "reckless-youngsters" behind them ... they get the 1-handed 1-foot 100mph wheelie passing on the right over a blind hill treatment :) (j/k)

    16. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by D2!R2 · · Score: 1

      I'm a pretty aggressive driver on the highway. I find that a lot of people who sit in the fast lane are not paying attention to the road by smokin a cig or talkin on the phone. I have no problem with them doing that but when they won't get out of the left lane no matter what I get mad. They have the sign that says "slower traffic keep right" for a reason. I can completely understand traffic and only having one lane but if I drive in the fast lane and someone is on my bumper, i'll get over ASAP.

    17. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      Certainly in the UK, flashing the headlights is legal, specifically as a way to "alert other road users to your presence".

      If I'm flying up the outside lane and someone's out there doing 10-15mph less than I am, a quick flash-flash "Hello, I'm here" to get his attention - while he still has time to move out of the way - makes it easier for both of us. That holds true whether or not either of us is above or below the speed limit.

      Sitting on someone's bumper and blinding them is a different kettle of fish, I'll grant you, but flashing your headlights at someone is not necessarily dangerous. Nor does it necessarily make one a prick.

    18. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Ok. Your point is valid. What is the solution to the asshole serenely cruising slowly along in the fast lane blocking anyone from passing?

      There was a video of some guys up near Seattle, IIRC, who were all going the speed limit, but driving next to each other to purposefully create an impassable wall. The traffic that built up behind them was incredible to watch. Do you think that this situation is acceptable?

      In Germany, the person in the left lane would be ticketed. The left lane is for passing, not watching the scenery go by. If the police will not enforce this rule, it is left to the citizens to do so. Arguments about safety and legality are not germane (get it? germane, germany, hahaha, nevermind) to the subject once the police abdicate their responsiblity to enforce the rules.

      strike

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    19. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by geodescent · · Score: 1

      This doesn't work when punks like you pull these stunts on single-lane roads. You can kiss my sweet ass if you think I'm going to break the speed limit just so you can get to Krispy Kreme faster.

    20. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by equiraptor · · Score: 1

      While I agree that people shouldn't sit in the left lane moving slowly, etc., I think your method of dealing with it is flat out stupid.

      Tailgating is never justifiable. NEVER. Not because the person in front of you is moving slowly, not because you don't like which lane they're in, not because you want to get somewhere faster. It's dangerous and it puts innocent people at risk (including third parties on the road, not just you and the vehicle you're tailgating).

      I love to move quickly. Hell, I race my car (SCCA Solo II). Since I started racing I discovered exactly how much distance it takes my vehicle to stop, and it's a hell of a long distance, even for a 2300 pound car on sticky tires (most family sedans are closer to 3000 pounds, with some over 4000). I've lost any desire to tailgate thanks to the realization that I could very easily kill myself or someone else just because I want to get somewhere a little faster.

      It's better to just leave a lot of space between you and the idiot than to try to "wake him up" with dangerous stunts. Yeah, you'll get where you're going a bit later. If getting there ASAP was really a life-or-death situation, call an ambulance. Otherwise, protect your and others' lives by creating space rather than removing it.

    21. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Seig Heil Adolf Neo-Hitler of the Road! BOW (and move out of his way) Before Him.

      Seriously.

      Go. Fuck. Your. Mom. In. The. Ass. (i did)

      You are the asshole here. Not the guy going slower than you want.

      For one, he could be passing at a decent rate, just slower than YOU want him to.

      He could be going fast just like you, too bad you want to go a bit faster! Who's right? Your rate of speed while breaking the law, or his rate of speed while he breaks the law.

      He could have just moved over to let a truck merge (not all merge lanes are engineered correctly, in fact most are NOT). On a two lane divided highway, he's now in the left lane maybe going faster, maybe going slower, maybe going the same speed as the truck.

      Dunno about your universe, but in mine, what I might hit is in front of me when travelling down the highway so I control where I go, how fast I go, and how far away from those in front I am. Anybody behind me can get fucked for all I care, what happens behind me is not in my control and therefore not my responsability to fix. It IS in your control so it IS your responsability to fix it. The dangerous situation is created by you, not by the guy in front of you.

      You arrogant fuck assume there are never any good reasons to end up in the left "fast" lane, which is simply not true.

      Along comes Adolf the self described breaker of telecommunication laws to set him straight! By god he will flash the aryan race high beams to get that slow person off of his lane.

      Go fuck yourself. Have fun replacing my car with insurance money and getting dragged through court when I slam on the breaks in front of your ass do to the box of kittens running across the road.

    22. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by jafac · · Score: 1

      if I want to drive 100 km/h where 120 is allowed, I can do that ...

      Yes you can. And you are STEALING valuable time from someone else. Time they could be spending playing with their kids, or working on a cure for cancer, or torturing kittens. Happy?

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    23. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually the grandparent is correct, if you are too sleepy/under influence/not concentrated or whatever to notice that there is a line forming behind you, _you_ are the danger for everyone else.
      The best thing is try to wake you up in that case. Not by driving too close but by using horn or high beams.
      There is no excuse for not letting faster going traffic past you.

    24. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Actually flashing your high beams in some states is recognized by state code. In Va the car in front of the lights is supposed to yield to the faster car.

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    25. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      The problem with people on the road today is that they always ascribe the worst possible attitude to others' actions. I interpret others' actions in the politest way possible.
      That's an excellent point, and useful for more than just driving. I subscribe to a sort of modified Hanlon's Razor that goes something like this: "Never ascribe to malice or stupidity that which you don't understand." It's pretty hard to make a complete assessment of a stranger's motiviations in one second at 60 miles per hour.
    26. Re:Slow drivers--Know Your Surroundings! by Technician · · Score: 1

      If you have nobody in front of you and a queue of cars behind you, chances are you are going too slow!

      Very seldom does someone have nobody in front of them Sometimes people make that statement if there is a blank space of maybe 20 feet in front of someone. Someone driving properly at 60 MPH is driving a mile a minute. The space required by driving 2-3 seconds behind someone can just seem like nobody in front to a cronic tailgater. Watch the car in front of you. Watch them pass into the shadow of an overpass. How many seconds passed before you also passed into the shadow? .5, 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5, 3? What was the space between you and him. Did it look like there was nobody in front of you?

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  137. What??? No Car Analogies?? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    Now I'm lost. A thread about driving! What bad analogy do I use???

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    1. Re:What??? No Car Analogies?? by egr · · Score: 1

      something that has to do with programming?

  138. Heh, this should be fun by Rix · · Score: 1

    Hit the breaks as you come up to it, saving yourself a speeding ticket and giving the guy behind you a tailgating ticket.

  139. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "slow lane" is for people who aren't actively passing people. The "fast lane" should more appropriately be called the "passing lane", and is for people who are passing. They should move over, pass, and get back into the "slow lane" until they catch up to the next person that is driving slower than them.

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  140. Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One trick is to quickly brake ever so slightly and throw your rear fog lights on at the same time making it look like you've slammed your brakes on hard. That tends to sort the men from the boys.

    1. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by JavaManJim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thats probably a common thing.

      1. I did that (once only - I'm not totally evil) several years ago on a wet road. That is tapped the brakes to light them up. The rapidly approaching small truck braked hard and the road camber (curved road surface) moved him into the ditch. What a nice surprise.

      2. Then my geology teacher came to class one day and said he tapped his brakes which sent some stupid #$% into the ditch. He was so grimly pleased I realized right there I never wanted to date his beautiful daughter (even if I could have).

      Thanks
      Jim the B!

    2. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      1. I did that (once only - I'm not totally evil) several years ago on a wet road. That is tapped the brakes to light them up. The rapidly approaching small truck braked hard and the road camber (curved road surface) moved him into the ditch. What a nice surprise.

      2. Then my geology teacher came to class one day and said he tapped his brakes which sent some stupid #$% into the ditch. He was so grimly pleased I realized right there I never wanted to date his beautiful daughter (even if I could have).


      Might not be the case in the US, but in the UK the official Highway Code suggests braking as a resolution to tailgaters, so I guess the only 'evil' part of it is finding glee in someone else flying off the road. Must admit, though, it's pretty common to find glee in other people's self imposed misery :) (see Darwin Prize!)

    3. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by alshithead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did this once. I turned on my lights while letting up on the accelerator...no braking. This made my rear running lights come on and it appeared I was braking. The car behind me nearly lost it at 65 mph. They locked up their brakes. Upon reflection I decided that I didn't want my actions to cause the death of someone else even if they were being an asshole.

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    4. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by scatters · · Score: 1

      I just read the Highway Code at http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/index.htm

      There is no reference that I could find to braking as a resolution to tailgating. I don't know if you're suggesting that it condones hard breaking, or a light application of brakes in order to gradually reduce speed. Panic breaking for no reason is certainly illegal is Washington State, and in the UK it's probably covered under the careless or inconsiderate driving law, which carries a GBP2500 fine. It also runs the risk of the person not reacting in time and slamming in to you. No amount of personal satisfaction should be worth the risk of causing a serious accident.

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    5. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by anagama · · Score: 1

      Once I was driving on a mountain road in S. California. It was narrow and windy and ran along the ridge of the mountain. Suddenly, a white sports car was right on my ass. I was going about 25 (probably the speed limit) and enjoying the view on this lightly traveled road. I pulled off in a turnout to let the asshole go around me. One mile later, I saw the car off the road smashed into a small tree. In fact, it was the only tree within 100' in either direction of it. On the other side of the tree was some 1000's of feet of very steep incline. I laughed as I passed and tooted my horn at the very lucky teenage driver.

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    6. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by edwazere · · Score: 1

      Prove there wasn't a deer/rabit/fox/bird/child in the road.

      The insurance companys are pretty clear about fault in accidents - the car behind is at fault.

      As a driver it is your responsability to be able to react to what the car in front does.

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    7. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      in the UK the official Highway Code suggests braking as a resolution to tailgaters In Luxembourg, there is an overriding principle that you should not deliberately cause an accident, even if you're otherwise in the right. For example, if you do have right of way, and you see that right before you somebody bolts out of a stop road, you should still do your best to brake and avoid collision, rather than continue as if he wasn't there.

      So a recommendation for some potentially dangerous practice in a Highway Code just for purpose of "teaching a lesson" to other drivers seems a little bit bizarre to me... Usually, such behavior is frowned upon.

    8. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2

      Similar thing happened to me, a guy was tailgating me in a snowstorm because he had an all wheel drive Subaru. I guess he's one of those geniuses who thinks that 4WD nullifies the laws of physics. Finally, he illegally passed me and about 3 other cars in front of me. About a mile up the road there was the Subaru at the bottom of a huge ditch on the side of the road. I pulled over and asked him if he was OK and if he needed a cell phone. He was fine and had a phone with him. So I told him that this was what you get when you drive like a dumbass.

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    9. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by rahrens · · Score: 1

      I apologize for being so late to the discussion, but I couldn't let this pass: ...but when you passed him up and tooted your horn YOU probably violated the law, as most states have a Good Samaritan law requiring you to stop and render assistance!

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    10. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by YomikoReadman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Negative, ghostrider. Good Samaritan laws don't require you to do anything. Their purpose is to protect you in the event that you stop to lend assistance which is within your ability to render from a civil suit following the incident.

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    11. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      I think the point is to reduce the speed of traffic to make it safer and so that the "two second rule" becomes easier to maintain. Not hard braking.

    12. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

      That little truck was speeding toward me on a very slick pavement. My gentle warning of tapping the brake light saved me from a rear ender. It was with mixed emotions that I observed him sliding into the ditch; yes he deserved it for ignoring safety on the highway (the glee part), then the unhappy part was sliding into the ditch was too much, if he could have braked himself he should have.

      Thanks for all the instances you folks have provided of this going on. I certainly will be most careful myself for the lone tree or lone rock that sits quietly beckoning by the side of the road.

      Thanks,
      Jim the b

    13. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      You are very very wrong. Check this out - a man was charged with murder for a road rage accident where he slammed on his brakes in order to punish someone. The car behind him flipped over into oncoming traffic killing 2 innocent people. And the bastard is going to jail for life.

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    14. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know California laws, but other states are not so lenient. Many do require you to stop and render assistance, even if that is getting help.

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    15. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      On Nov. 8, investigators said Reynolds was chasing a Toyota 4-Runner when he swerved in front of the vehicle to cut him off and then slammed on his brakes.

      There's a difference between braking and getting in front of someone and then braking. In Portugal at least, the car behind is responsible for keeping a safe braking distance, and it to blame for any crash resulting from a violation of this principle.

      Now, if you overtake someone, get in front of them and then brake, they obviously can't be held responsible for not keeping the distance.

    16. Re:Fog lights == Removal of tailgaters by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. However, this person had a history of aggressive driving, including sudden braking to deter tailgaters. In this incident the victim was tailgating the suspect and the suspect slammed on his brakes. The victim passed the suspect, infuriating him, at which point he passed and slammed on his brakes again.

      Obviously the "brake to teach tailgaters a lesson" mindset can be toxic and can be taken too far.

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  141. I must still be living in football season, by Jaysu · · Score: 1

    because I immediately pictured several people chillin in a parking lot by a stadium. Then I pictured someone walking around with a laser "detecting" these people.

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  142. The Midwest and Tailgating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes the problem is not the tailgater, it's the driver in the front . . .

    Here in the midwest, it's possible to have a two or three lane highway and have all two or three lanes taken up by people driving the *exact* same speed. Half the time, one of them will pull out in front of you (in the left lane) if you try to pass them. I never can figure out if it's just a little passive agressive behavior or if they have some issue with my speed (although often enough I'm in the speed limit when this happens). Regardless, these people haven't figured out the left lane is the passing lane . . .

  143. Slowing down != punishment by AusIV · · Score: 1

    When I'm being tailgated, I go the speed limit, and not one bit above or below (even if I'd been doing 5 over before). I'm not about to let the person behind me make me speed up and make me responsible for an accident. I flash my break lights at the person as if to say "back off" and I try to give them an opportunity to pass if that's what they want to do, but if they're going to stay on my tail, I'm not going to play their game, I'm going to play it safe.

    1. Re:Slowing down != punishment by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      'm not about to let the person behind me make me speed up and make me responsible for an accident.

      Excessive speed does not cause accidents. It is poor decisions that cause accidents. When you choose to prolong a dangerous situation more than is necessary, you are making a poor decision. You can't control what the other guy does, but you can control what you do, so it is your responsibility to do whatever you can to minimize the chance of an accident.

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    2. Re:Slowing down != punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F=M*A

      You do the math

    3. Re:Slowing down != punishment by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1
      Excessive speed does not cause accidents. It is poor decisions that cause accidents.
      While essentially true, that's about as accurate as saying "No one ever dies for any reason other than there heart stops beating." You are simply looking at the immediate cause. What you really need to look at is the primary or first cause. What makes people make poor decisions? Certainly lack of skill could be one, but to ignore speed as a factor is foolish. Going 2x as fast means I have 1/2 the time to make a decision, and thus increases the chance of making a poor decision. Also physics plays a role. You have a lot more choices on how to maneuver a car at 30 mph than at 60 mph.
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    4. Re:Slowing down != punishment by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      You don't specify, but if you get out of the left lane while this is going on I salute you. If you stay in the left lane you're punishing innocent drivers.

      I don't tailgate, but I see a lot of tailgaters on the road. Many times someone will get angry about the tailgation and go slowly in the passing lane, pacing a RV or big rig to "teach them a lesson" and I sit behind all this at a safe distance, marveling that their little pissing contest is inconveniencing scores of innocent drivers. I've even seen this idiocy cause a wreck.

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  144. Slow driver in left lane by sustik · · Score: 1

    If you ever wondered why some drivers insist on driving below the speed limit on multilane highways in the leftmost lane (or just driving slower than the cars around) I tell you a story that will enlighten you.

    I sat in the passenger seat of a car once while we drove on a 5 lane highway in the leftmost lane with speed +-2 of the limit. I started to feel uncomfortable when the second car passed from the right (we could have headed for a left exit I thought earlier). This kept repeating, and moreover the other drivers looked at us when passing from the right, they could make eye contact only with me of course.

    I was taught that if you are passed from the right it is as being "shamed", like a big note stuck on your car announcing that you are a jerk. So, finally I could not take this anymore, and asked the driver why we not move over to the right. The driver said: " I belong to this lane." I knew that I do not belong in that car...

  145. Ha ha ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "45 is the absolute limit under optimal conditions. "

    Yeah, if you hit 50, your car might burst into flames and you'll kill children, and probably hurt the environment too!

    Man, you're so cute when you try to across all stern and serious and crap like that. It's like a Little Rascals episode.

  146. Flipped off my math professor... by AHarrison · · Score: 1

    so I was driving down the road one day after dark and I ended up getting stuck next to three big rings who were all doing between 65 and 70 in the slow lane of a two lane highway. So as I am slowly passing them at just over 70 this person starts tailgating me. So I tap my brakes, trying to get them to back off. No luck. Finally I pass this train of big rigs and get over, and this guy goes flying by at like 75. So I slam my hand, one finger up, against the window.

    The next day I walk into my math class and my math professor says: "Hey, were you the one who flipped me off last night?"
    I stand there stunned for a minute, figure out what the hell he is talking about, and then I respond "Oh, were you the asshole tailgating me?"

    True story

  147. tanstaafl dude... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    It's not saving any greenhouse gasses.. maybe from YOUR tailpipe.. but more are coming out of the tailpipe in front of you.

    ps- that vehichles fuel bill has gone up as well..

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    1. Re:tanstaafl dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? That's not how drafting works.

    2. Re:tanstaafl dude... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      It's not saving any greenhouse gasses.. maybe from YOUR tailpipe.. but more are coming out of the tailpipe in front of you.


      Actually, incorrect. The air has already been displaced, and will be displaced anyway by the forward car, regardless of whether someone is drafting or not. The next car is just taking advantage of that fact, so it will have less drag without affecting the front car. To use an extreme case, use a piece of cardboard to fan the air. Then use two pieces touching each other to fan the air. The second example really isn't much harder than the first, is it?


      -b.

  148. Coke bottles, windshields, etc... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Freeze 'em.

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  149. Secret to make roads safer by aber · · Score: 1

    Ticket anyone driving on the fast lane that is not overtaking.

    Slow drivers on the fast lane are the problem, as a bunch of people here have pointed out (only to be moderated as trolls -- get a clue mods). The fast lane is for overtaking traffic. You have no bussiness being there if you're driving slower or the same speed as the cars on the other lanes.

    Road rage episodes, while not excusable, usually happen out of frustration of this special type of slow drivers. Don't know what their mindset is, I can only guess that they have some sort of selfrighteousness complex that allows them to think that, if they believe they are driving correctly they're granted the right to interfere with others that in their view are driving incorrectly.

    Remove slow drivers on the fast lane and you'll not only make roads safer but improve traffic as well.

    1. Re:Secret to make roads safer by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      "Slow drivers in the fast lane are the problem"

      Slower than what?

      Slower than you?

      Slower than the guy behind you with the faster car?

      Are you seriously so goddamn arrogant you can't tell "slower" is a relative term that will always end up with assholes like you getting in conflict with other assholes? Are you so dumb not to see this? What is fast for you, will be slow for others. What is slow for you, will be fast for others. That's just how it is.

      Yet here you are declaring slower (than you) are the problem.

    2. Re:Secret to make roads safer by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously so bloody arrogant that you won't even give someone the respect of reading what they actually wrote?

      Parent poster stated clearly that going slower than the right lane was the issue.

      Too bad I am posting in this thread, you deserve several -1, Troll mods.

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  150. Reevu helmets by funkdancer · · Score: 1

    The very day these helmets get Aussie approval I'm getting one: http://www.reevu.com/

    I need to do the chicken thing with my Dainese armored leather jacket to see straight back in my GSXR600k4's mirrors.

    That's why I always without fail filter to the front of the traffic to avoid the possibility of being rear ended. Sure my bike is bright yellow with intense red leds but still I'm much smaller than a car. And cars get rear ended often enough --- this is potentially fatal on a bike.

    When coming up on slow traffic that I can't comfortably split into I will leave tonnes of space to the front, and drive watching the rear mirror until I see that the driver behind is slowing down.

    I for one welcome our new laser equipped tailgater booking overlords.
    With open arms.

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  151. Quality by cortana · · Score: 1

    Internet link of the year. Congratulations. :D

  152. - Deterring - Tailgaters With Lasers by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1
    Rats, I misread! It is "detecting" not "deterring"

    Had the CC out already...

  153. No need to be a jerk... by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

    If the minivan going 50mph 5 ft. in front of you rear ends a stationary tractor trailer, you can use zero as a decent approximation of the deceleration time. Thats part of what you need to consider for stopping time separation distance. Of course, no one in the world follows proper separation.

  154. Too many slam on their brakes at the last moment. by danpbrowning · · Score: 1

    Assume the car approaching from behind will not stop. You probably could have avoided that accident.

    Several years ago, I was idling at a red light in Idaho during the Christmas shopping season. Traffic was greater than usual, so the line at the stop light had 20+ cars, much more than normal. Screeching tires and a split-second later the back-end of my Camry was smushed to bits. The driver had just barely touched their brakes, but I thought that I could have avoided it if I had been paying more attention.

    For a while I was careful to notice any vehicle that approached quickly. Shortly I realized that it was futile. Too many drivers race to their position and slam on the brakes at the last second.

    It's impossible to detect danger when so many drivers incorporate it as a regular part of their driving behavior.

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  155. Thank You Arizona by webheaded · · Score: 1

    I live here and man am I happy to see this, I am tired of asshole tailgaters. Sometimes you're in the left lane for a reason and to be honest I ALREADY speed enough as it is, so the tailgater behind me is USUALLY the asshole weaving in and out of traffic. If I see someone wants to pass behind me and isn't totally tailgating I will usually try to move, but the moment you tailgate me, I slam on my breaks every minute or so until they finally go AROUND me.

    I'm also tired of people that drive so damn slow on the freeways. They ALWAYS have to move over into the left lanes and 20 people will whip around them and they still won't budge. People that do that should be banned from the road. If you're not going to speed like there's no tomorrow, you do NOT belong in the left lane. Period. Drive slow with everyone else in the right lanes and quit holding of traffic like an asshat.

    That being said, I just wish it was harder to get a license. People here drive like retards and it is really just annoying to have to deal with all these idiots. Maybe the state should require everyone to take a GOOD driving class or something and start handing out more tickets for driving like a pregnant cow. Weaving in and out of traffic in a blind rage while going 100 miles an hour is not driving well, nor is stopping in the middle of the road to look at a god damn accident. Wait to see it on the news and move your damn car, its not like this is some new crazy thing, someone being in an accident, espcially since none of you can drive. Chances are that based on the fact that everyone here generally drives like a moron, you've probably seen a few accidents and there's nothing new to see so just move along.

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  156. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urban sprawl may not be just a Phoenix phenomenon, but Phoenix does it better than anyone else. D/FW, L.A. and others are very bad, but Phoenix is extraordinary. And so many people here are opposed to the impending light-rail system. It's painful, I tell you.

    Also, cyclists are getting taken out here like clay pigeons. See this: http://azbrumbys.com/

  157. remote controlled - external water cannon by jerbenn · · Score: 1

    I have designed a 'water cannon' that is triggered by a simple switch housed in the cab of my pickup truck. The 'water cannon' is a small device that is powered by a small compressed air tank, and when the button is pushed inside the cab, a servo opens the valve to the air tank and propels 2 liters of water up over the tailgate and gives the tailgater a nice shower. This works particularly well when the tailgater happens to be driving a convertible. I am not sure about the legality of this...........and I suspect someday that I may do this to the wrong person and get shot......hopefully it is with a paint ball, and then I can return fire!

    1. Re:remote controlled - external water cannon by jerbenn · · Score: 1

      Has anyone else devised any methods to ward off these predators?

    2. Re:remote controlled - external water cannon by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's a very simple one: obey the law and yield the way to faster traffic. Works every time.

    3. Re:remote controlled - external water cannon by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's a very simple one: obey the law and yield the way to faster traffic. Works every time.

      Oh really? Can you explain that to the assholes who tailgate me, while I'm in the *right* lane, driving the speed limit (or +5-10), with *2 open lanes* of roadway to my left?

      Some people are just assholes (or idiots not paying attention, which is just as bad).

  158. brake lights by AubieTurtle · · Score: 1

    I often thought about rigging up my brake lights to a switch so I could make it appear to the tailgater that I've slammed on my brakes without actually doing so (because actually hitting the brakes could end up with the tailgater ramming into me). It's almost certainly an illegal modification and if someone ended up dead (such as the tailgater panics, hits the brakes and loses control and hits another car) because of it, I'd have a hard time dealing with that. So I've given my car to charity. You all can have the highway wars. I live in the city and walk or take transit everywhere now. It's amazing how much lower my stress level is and how little I miss the places I use to drive to now that I've found lots of new places to go to. I know most people don't want that, but it works for me.

  159. In The Future... by Form-o-Stuff · · Score: 1

    Someday the headline will be "destroying tailgaters with lasers."

  160. Do you think? by Form-o-Stuff · · Score: 1

    Maybe once GPS and traffic cameras see all the streets, we'll get tickets and insurance rates not based off individual violations, but more accurate "safeness levels," not based off speed limits or no u-turn signs, but off of how many times you actually endangered anyone. That's really gonna save my bill to the Department of Revenue a TON.

  161. Who are all these people in your journal?!?!?! by TechnoLust · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Quickly Circle! Stop writing anything interesting!

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    1. Re:Who are all these people in your journal?!?!?! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I just realized, this is like the Seinfeld where George made the eggs with lobster - but in this case I'm getting people who avoid the front page to read it without realizing what they've done.

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  162. Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...it's either idiots who were never properly instructed on driving/passing etiquette, or assholes who just refuse to get the fuck out of the way.

    Lesson 1: The leftmost lane is for passing. All those signs on the freeways that read SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT weren't painted and posted for your edification...they're the law. When you just drive along in this lane, you are just as guilty of criminal activity as someone exceeding the posted speed limit.

    Lesson 2: Someone blipping their high beams a couple times as they approach you is NOT being a prick. They're politely informing you in the most expeditious manner available (it's not like they can walk up and tap on your window, you know) that you are obstructing the flow of traffic.

    The fact that they had to flash their lights at you in the first place is a testament against you. It means that you either didn't have enough situational awareness to spot their approach before they flashed you, or that you saw them coming and (for whatever reason) you decided that you weren't going to move aside. At this point, you're looking like an idiot, or a prick, or both.

    So, what to do now? The ball is in your court...either speed up or move aside and let them pass.

    I simply cannot understand why some people refuse to yield the way. You don't get brownie points for trying to prevent other drivers from speeding. Furthermore, you have absolutely NO idea what is motivating the driver behind you...there could be a medical emergency involved, and your prissy ass might be impeding their progress to a hospital. Why take the risk to yourself, your vehicle, and possibly others' lives? If you just get the fuck out of the way already, the tailgating "problem" disappears.

    Long rant cut short: there is NO SUCH THING as a tailgater. There are only pious, self-righteous assholes who refuse to get out of the way of people who have the audacity to move faster than them.

    1. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Not true. When the freeway is busy enough to fill all lanes to capacity, i.e, no more than 3 or 4 carlengths between cars in all lanes, there is no safe way to "move faster"

      When there is only one lane and no safe way to pull aside or to pass, flashing the lights does no good.

      In these cases, the tailgater is the pious, self rightous asshole.

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    2. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      In rush hour situations, when all lanes are "filled to capacity", it's rather difficult to tailgate anyone, genius. It's bumper-to-bumper all around.

      Use a little common sense...the devices in TFA aren't being deployed into rush hour gridlock, and nothing I spoke about in my post applies in that situation either. I didn't think it necessary to explicitly spell that out, but thanks for proving once again that my presumption of general human intelligence tends toward the naively optimistic.

    3. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Learn to read what people write, which is why you don't understand the TFA.

      I defined "at capacity" as 3 to 4 carlenths between cars, thus NOT bumper to bumper, but rather cars moving at freeway speeds.

      If you know anything about traffic and freeways, you would know that most cars moved per time period is 50 mph.

      Tailgaters in any situation are dangerous. You cannot react that fast to stop in an emergency, no matter how many times you have seen Top Gun, and if you are too close the driver in front of you may not see your headlights anyway.

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    4. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by gosand · · Score: 1
      .it's either idiots who were never properly instructed on driving/passing etiquette, or assholes who just refuse to get the fuck out of the way.

      Hmm, or neither. I have been tailgated many times, and I live in AZ. On the freeway, when it isn't bumper to bumper, speeds can get up there. And no, I don't drive slow, I have been passed doing 85. :) If I am going 15 mph over the speed limit, I am not going to endanger myself or anyone else on the road to quickly get out of your way because you are doing 30 over. Period. Hey, I don't mind getting out of your way if you are going faster than me, but don't rush me. If I am in the left lane, and I am going faster than the rest of traffic, let me get by and get over. Don't try and pass me on the right just because you might be able to squeeze in. Don't cross 4 lanes, pass everyone on the right and fly up the right lane. Settle the fuck down.

      These are the types of things I see every day in AZ. Traffic can stop in a hurry, for good or absolutely no seemingly good reason. Tailgaters cause accidents because they get the red mist, where all they can think about is going faster faster faster and getting around people. They don't think clearly, and they are too focused on their own interests.

      And I have been properly instructed, and have been to several high performance driving schools on racetracks in the Midwest. The more I know, the more I know that there is a place for driving like an ass - it is on the track.

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    5. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, shit for brains, tailgaters ARE the fucking problem...they never learned to drive safely.

      You tailgate me, I'll slow down EVERY FUCKING time because YOU are creating an unsafe situation...if you get pissed off and do something stupid and even MORE unsafe, I'll follow you and punish you more.

      You won't like it. You'll never be that sorry again.

      Idiot.

    6. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long rant cut short: there is NO SUCH THING as a tailgater. There are only pious, self-righteous assholes who refuse to get out of the way of people who have the audacity to move faster than them.

      Tailgaiting isn't as likely to get you killed as your asshole attitude is.

    7. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      More tough talk from the AC set.

      If your alleged concern for safe driving situations weren't pure pious bullshit, you'd never display such a puerile behavioral response...you'd adopt the safest course of action for all involved, namely yielding the right of way to faster moving traffic.

      Instead, you out yourself as an infantile pissant who would rather escalate what you've already determined to be an unsafe situation than take the more rational course of action to defuse it before any incident occurs. Then again, if you were truly so concerned with maintaining general safety and complying with the laws, you wouldn't be creating an obstacle in the first place, now would you?

      And some free advice: before you start being really stupid and thinking it's a good idea to actually follow/punish anyone, you might want to invest in some kevlar clothing. Or better life insurance.

    8. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      How about you come out from behind that skirt, little coward, and explain just why my attitude is asshole?

      It isn't the people speeding who create traffic jams...they motor on down the road to get where they're trying to go as quick as possible. If it weren't for the self-righteous pricks taking it upon themselves to block the left side of the freeways, there wouldn't even be any tailgaters.

      It's quite plainly codified in black and white: if you are moving slower than other traffic and have been visually or audibly signaled by an approaching driver, then you are obligated to yield to the right and allow them to overtake you. It doesn't matter if you're already moving at the speed limit or not.

      But don't take my word for it...check Texas Transportation Code, Chapter 545, Subchapter B. This concept was apparently important enough that it be the first set of rules enumerated in the vehicle operating code. Most states have similar statutes in place, and most civilized nations either observe these rules of driving behavior by ordinance or by simple courtesy.

      Depending on various conditions, speeding may or may not constitute dangerous driving behavior. Someone deliberately and knowingly antagonizing another driver by intentionally making themselves an obstacle to traffic flow, however, creates a dangerous situation every single time it happens. So, put your money where your mouth is. For the greater safety and sanity of everyone on the road, just obey the law and get out of the speeders' way when they come up behind you. You can laugh yourself silly when you see them pulled over a few miles down the freeway.

    9. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      The fact that they had to flash their lights at you in the first place is a testament against you.

      . . . and there I sat, in the in the stark judgement of the high beams, flashing their mute testament against me.

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    10. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't know what fantasyland you're living in, but your definition of "at capacity" needs serious rectification with reality.

      If there are 3-4 car lengths between cars traveling at freeway speeds, and you're refusing to yield the passing lane, then not only are YOU the asshole, you're also not even on the right side of the law. Like I told the AC below, check the transportation code. In Texas, it's Section 545 Subsection B.

      And like I also told him, speeding in and of itself doesn't create a dangerous situation...it's dependent upon the circumstances. However, a self-righteous prick who takes it upon himself to obstruct faster traffic by intentionally violating a law himself does create a dangerous situation every time he does it. And the fact that he knowingly endangers motorists around him through such sophomoric behavior destroys any credibility he might have claimed for being concerned about safety and well-being. The logic is pretty clear: the least dangerous course of action for all involved is to simply obey the law and yield the right of way to the faster traffic.

    11. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Very poetic...now move it on over, Thoreau. You're holding up the flow! :-)

    12. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Excellent troll. My take is that when it comes to assigning blame for a rear end collision, the tailgater will get it. And that's really the legal definition of what is safe or not. Ultimately, if you're following someone too closely, you're putting both of you in a dangerous situation and the law recognizes that.

      Furthermore, you have absolutely NO idea what is motivating the driver behind you...there could be a medical emergency involved, and your prissy ass might be impeding their progress to a hospital. Why take the risk to yourself, your vehicle, and possibly others' lives? If you just get the fuck out of the way already, the tailgating "problem" disappears.

      If it's a medical emergency, call an ambulance. Almost always faster and safer. And you don't have to worry about some nutcase taking you out just because you tailgated them or a cop pulling you over. Also there's your hazard lights. If I saw a car zooming down the highway with their hazard lights flashing, I'd get out of the way.
    13. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      I love ad hominem attacks, it means you have no arguement, just a big mouth.

      Go read your own laws, it is 1 second of lead time per 10 feet of vehicle with 4 seconds trailing time minimum. At 65 mph that is 15 feet per second or 60 feet between vehicles, or 3 to 4 carlengths given a Ford Taurus is 16.5 feet. At the maximum for Texas, 80mph, it is more like 4 to 5 carlengths to leave a 4 second trail.

      Yes, I know you are a bad ass with hairtrigger reflexs, but you can't cheat Newton. Some day he is gonna pound your bad ass into the ground with the first law of motion.

      With any luck, you won't take a better human than yourself with you.

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    14. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      I'll take ad hominem over ignorance any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

      You, on the other hand, seem to have no concept of the meaning of the phrase, nor of what you speak in general. I didn't base my response upon an attack of your character as a person...I just pointed out your narrow-sighted idiocy as an amusing aside.

      The substance of my response was in the factual text of the law, which I was kind enough to cite for you down to the subsection. While I see some numbers in your response, alongside an inexplicable exhortation to familiarize myself with my own law, I have to inform you that nothing you posted is found anywhere in the Texas transportation code. You, however, might want to have a look at Section 545.062 of that publication.

      Of course, if you believe me to be in error here, please be kind enough to cite the chapter and section of the transportation code from which you're deriving your information, and I'll be more than happy to provide you a prompt apology for wrongfully calling you out as an ignorant blowhard.

    15. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      I do agree with most of what you say.
      All except the "NO SUCH THING as a tailgater" part.
      If someone is driving 1 foot behind you then I call that a tailgater.
      They may be "pious, self-righteous assholes" but they also tailgate.
      That and being really unsafe if only a foot.

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    16. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by bi_boy · · Score: 1

      I was totally with you until the last 2 paragraphs or so. While I do agree that people in the fast/passing lane impeding traffic are very annoying there is no justification making an already crummy situation worse by either tailgating or turning on your high beams which may simply make them driver slower because you're blinding the fuck out of them.

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    17. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      If I saw a car zooming down the highway with their hazard lights flashing, I'd get out of the way.

      Speaking of trolls...you could also try *not* being a sanctimonious prick and simply moving aside whenever anyone comes zooming down the highway, hazards flashing or not.

      As for your helpfully witty remark about calling ambuances, did you bother to stop and think that it might be possible for such an emergency to arise (gasp!) while people were already in the car driving someplace?!?! "Yes, dear, I realize that your left arm just went numb and there seems to be an elephant sitting on your chest...please be patient while I look for a place to stop so we can call the paramedics!"

      The point is that you simply cannot know, yet you needlessly assume the risk of presumption every time you feel compelled to sit on your imaginary moral high horse and impede another driver's progress. Not to mention (again) that by so doing, you also commit an equal infraction of the law as the speeding driver...guilt compounded by the fact that you knowingly and willfully engaged in dangerous behavior.

    18. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Come on, people. I never said anything about blinding other drivers with high beams.

      A simple flash or two as you're approaching is a standard visual signal to alert other drivers to your presence and intent to overtake them.

      Anyone who *keeps* their high beams on with the intent to annoy/blind the driver in front of them is just being a jackass himself...and as you mentioned, creating a hazardous situation.

    19. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Draknor · · Score: 1

      The substance of my response was in the factual text of the law, which I was kind enough to cite for you down to the subsection. While I see some numbers in your response, alongside an inexplicable exhortation to familiarize myself with my own law, I have to inform you that nothing you posted is found anywhere in the Texas transportation code. You, however, might want to have a look at Section 545.062 of that publication.

      While you are correct, the GP did not (presumably) find those numbers in Texas law, Section 545.062 clearly states that 'tailgating' is illegal:

      545.062. FOLLOWING DISTANCE. (a) An operator shall, if following another vehicle, maintain an assured clear distance
      between the two vehicles so that, considering the speed of the vehicles, traffic, and the conditions of the highway, the operator can safely stop without colliding with the preceding vehicle or veering into another vehicle, object, or person on or near the highway.
      (emphasis added)

      So you are both correct -- 'driving' (as opposed to 'passing') in the left lane is illegal, and 'tailgating' is illegal. People who do one, or the other, are both creating a hazardous situation on the road, and both bear full responsibility for their own actions. Two wrongs don't make a right, and claiming that "but they were going too slow in the left line!" is no excuse or justification for tailgating.

    20. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      For the greater safety and sanity of everyone on the road, just obey the law and get out of the speeders' way when they come up behind you.

      Do you seriously mean to suggest that the people who impede your ability to break the law by speeding (deliberately or otherwise) are in fact the real problem? The posted speed limit does *not* apply to all lanes except the leftmost one. If someone driving the speed limit is in your way, deal with it. It is just as much your responsibility to obey the traffic laws as everyone else's.

    21. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're in such a fucking rush that you need to break the speed limit several times over, and if you happen to think the overtaking lane is full of "pious, self-righteous assholes who refuse to get out of the way" you may as well just overtake from the inside. Oh wait, then you'd be breaking the law, right? Sheesh, get a helicopter or something.

    22. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there are people who tailgate even when there's only one lane with not even a shoulder to pull over to. And holding up traffic in the passing lane should be a ticketable offence... unfortunately, it's not where I live. More and more these days people don't understand the concept of "I want to pass you, please temporarily move over".

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    23. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      If it's a medical emergency, call an ambulance. Almost always faster and safer. When a woman is having a baby, you don't sit around and wait 15 minutes for an ambulance to show up.
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    24. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, you have absolutely NO idea what is motivating the driver behind you...there could be a medical emergency involved, and your prissy ass might be impeding their progress to a hospital.

      This happened to my aunt once. She had cataract surgery, and one of her retinas became detatched after she got home. Her brother was driving her to the hospital, and some jackass wouldn't let him pass - the guy kept driving the same speed as the car in the right lane.

    25. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not my job to stop you from speeding, how is it your job to stop me from driving in the "wrong" (according to your evaluation of the road) lane?

    26. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by serial_crusher · · Score: 1

      In general I agree with you, but I take exception to your statement that there's no such thing as a tailgater. It's a common phenomenon that some assclown gets in the left lane and drives 20mph, so a long line of cars forms behind him. If that's the case, DO NOT tailgate the guy in front of you unless you're second in line.

      My general rule is that I make it obvious that I want to pass, then I wait for the guy to reach a spot. Once he has room to get in the right lane, I give him 5 seconds before either I tailgate him, or pass him on the right if I can. I shouldn't have to resort to either of those.

      Also, if you're not the second guy in line, don't try to pass anybody on the right. I love it when the left lane is getting cock blocked and some idiot tries to fly around the right lane and squeeze his way in two cars down from where he was before. That makes the problem worse.

    27. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      Roger that. It's not just a TV cliche. It happened to me.

      My wife almost had our last baby in the car, only by about 5 minutes. Thankfully, we were driving at 4am, so there was no traffic to deal with. If it was 5pm instead of 5am, I would hate to have been behind one these arrogant losers who think it's their job to police you, or daydreaming clods who are simply not aware of anything other than the trees and/or cell phone buddy.

      I didn't want to drive fast, but I had to drive 90mph because the contractions were two minutes apart in the car. I decided then that if a cop saw me, I'd ignore him and let him chase me. I'd rather go to jail for an evening than have the baby in the car.

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    28. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      But don't take my word for it...check Texas Transportation Code, Chapter 545, Subchapter B. This concept was apparently important enough that it be the first set of rules enumerated in the vehicle operating code. Most states have similar statutes in place, and most civilized nations either observe these rules of driving behavior by ordinance or by simple courtesy.

      Now hold on just a bit, there, Pardner. I checked my state's driver's manual and the manuals from some neighboring states. I was shocked and surprised to find that driving in these states is not regulated by the Texas (Yaa-hoo!) Transportation Code. None of these states has a mention of the need to "move over, little dogie" when being signalled by another driver. In fact, I found no mention of signalling to another driver, visibly or audibly, of one's intention to pass.

      They do provide for the left lane of a multiple lane highway being used for passing slower traffic. They do not state that one must evacuate the left lane, real pronto-like, cowboy, when being overtaken. To the contrary, they emphasize the need to merge right more cautiously, so as not to cut in on other drivers. One manual even makes a special note of travelling at the speed of traffic even when they are moving too slowly for your taste.

      I'm sure you're totally right about Texas, Slim -- I'm taking your word for it, since the cowboy code doesn't allow lying. The attitude is definately borne out by Texans driving in my area. But now we know why -- it's required by law.

      One final note: non-accident-related traffic jams aren't generally caused by not having enough lanes for everyone to get from point "A" to point "B". They are due to intersections with other roads. Changing lanes, merging and exiting acutally cause the slowdown, because the interchange is almost always the lowest capacity node in the system. The fewer unnecessary lane changes, the better traffic will move for everyone, not just you. You're not the only one driving with a pregnant lady about to give birth and a dog having a heart attack.

      OK, I lied, one more point: http://www.dmv.org/ has links to driver's manuals and traffic codes from 40-some states. They'd also like to sell you DVDs on driver's ed, etc. I have no financial interest in this site.

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    29. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Why not? Is there something inherently special about giving birth that requires the woman to be exposed to danger?

    30. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by khallow · · Score: 1

      I didn't want to drive fast, but I had to drive 90mph because the contractions were two minutes apart in the car. I decided then that if a cop saw me, I'd ignore him and let him chase me. I'd rather go to jail for an evening than have the baby in the car.

      I don't know the context here, but it sounds crazy to me.
    31. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Speaking of trolls...you could also try *not* being a sanctimonious prick and simply moving aside whenever anyone comes zooming down the highway, hazards flashing or not.

      Actually, I generally try not to be a sanctimonious prick on the highway (it is a much more dangerous environment than Slashdot) and yes, I get out of the way when someone comes up from behind. I even use turnoffs when cars back up behind me on single lane roads. I'd try harder (and maybe eat some shoulder) though if I saw the hazards flashing. That's the benefit of communication. I understand that various actions, like travelling slowly in lefthand lanes or causing 20 cars to back up behind you, do create an unsafe situation. But that never justifies tailgating.

      As for your helpfully witty remark about calling ambuances, did you bother to stop and think that it might be possible for such an emergency to arise (gasp!) while people were already in the car driving someplace?!?! "Yes, dear, I realize that your left arm just went numb and there seems to be an elephant sitting on your chest...please be patient while I look for a place to stop so we can call the paramedics!"

      Answer this, where's the hospital? Odds are, you'll need to ask directions anyway, unless you happen to be in an area that you already know. Might as well get the ambulance. They know the way. It seems counterintuitive, but I doubt driving there is that much faster unless you already happen to be on the road and already know pretty well where a nearby hospital is.

      The point is that you simply cannot know, yet you needlessly assume the risk of presumption every time you feel compelled to sit on your imaginary moral high horse and impede another driver's progress. Not to mention (again) that by so doing, you also commit an equal infraction of the law as the speeding driver...guilt compounded by the fact that you knowingly and willfully engaged in dangerous behavior.

      It's not equal. I don't force the tailgater to ride my bumper. Even if I drive slow in a passing lane, it's not acceptable to tailgate. And as I mention in my original post, law enforcement routinely assigns blame to the tailgater. Even if the slow car was doing something illegal, it's hard to prove unless the officer gets that driver to admit to something. So it becomes the tailgater's word against the other guy with the tailgater already having done something wrong in the eyes of the law.
    32. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      lesson 1: spoken like someone that's never been to a city like Minneapolis... the traffic "engineers" there had the brilliant idea that sometimes the left lane is for exits. The attempt at passing a law to make the left lane a passing lane fell apart because of this. For that matter, they also designed the beltway system to always fork a lane towards the cities at regular intervals, so it's a constant merge if you want to stay on the beltways (sometimes left, sometimes right).

      as for lesson 2, since when did the US get an autobahn? last I heard, they shut the only one down (Montana). If it's an emergency, zip around on the shoulder (except in Boston, where I've noticed it's always an emergency, so you have to use the sidewalk ;)

      hey - I can rant on this too -

      it really bugs me when some impetuous fool rides my bumper and flips his headlights on and off incessantly while trying to go 170 miles an hour in a 65 during rush hour and thinks that there is a chance in hell that I can find 3 inches (much less 10 feet) of space to merge into the right lane.

      and BY THE WAY, if I am in the left lane and am next to another car going the speed limit on my right and you race up behind me and "tailgate" (since you say there's no such thing) trying to get me to merge right (which I can't due to the other car), I legally need to SLOW DOWN to stay within the government provided legal limits, and 99% of the time when I slow down, you merge to pass me on the right, even if I have my signal on to get in the that lane.

          If it bugs you so much that some of us don't want to break the law, why don't you write a bill, take it down to city hall and get your faithful congress-people to sign it making the US freeways into autobahns? Quite honestly, I'd be perfectly happy going 170MPH and getting to work in 1/3 the time, but I find speeding tickets a waste of money and time. So stop nagging me on how to drive and enjoy the extra paper you get in your pocket for your failure to obey the traffic laws your representatives in government created to protect you and save on oil.

    33. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be confused here. We were talking about tailgating, not rear ending someone. Maybe you somehow thought the 2 were the same. Associated perhaps, but certainly not the same. I've seen plenty of rear endings at stoplights, no tailgating involved (unless in your world the fraction of a second where the car approaced and then rearended the other car counted as tailgating).

      If someone does rear end you, thay are the cause of the accident, and they get blamed. But I can tailgate you all day and not rear end you. I can almost guarantee my brakes are better and my reaction time is faster. So why don't you want to accept that and move out of the fast lane ? There's nothing else you can do to prevent being rear ended anyways in that situation so why are you so focussed on it. I live over 45 miles from my job and drive it every day. I put over 30,000 miles on my car every year, over 25,000 traveled at over 70 mph and in the fast lane.

      I'm not sure where you live, but where I live the nearest staffed ambulance station is over 15 miles away. I'd bet a large sum of money I can get to the hospitable before the ambulance gets to where I was.

    34. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      I can tell you hundreds of incidents where I have been driving along a road at 2 AM where cars/trucks/SUV's come up RIGHT behind me and camp there. I am not in the left lane, there are two lanes available, and I am usually going ~7 MPH faster than the speed limit. What would cause those people to follow RIGHT behind me?

      I'm sorry, but I am not a pious, self-righteous asshole who refuses to get out of the way.

      There IS SUCH A THING as a tailgater.

    35. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Yes, I seriously mean to suggest just that.

      I could think of a hundred different reasons wherein it might be prudent or even necessary to exceed the posted prima fascie speed limit.

      However, there is only one explanation for deliberately impeding the flow of faster traffic: you're a self-righteous prick.

    36. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I'd think that any cop would have pulled you over, took one look at the situation, and given you an escort to the hospital. Which you then thank them for by calling the local newspaper or whatever, and they jump all over that sort of sweet human interest story.

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    37. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Here is the physical law covering how far to trail a car safely:

      www.udel.edu/mserc/mfme/overview/MFME%20Math%20Ove rview.doc

      It is meant for 9th graders, so I am sure you can understand it.

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    38. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by khallow · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused here. We were talking about tailgating, not rear ending someone.

      No, we're not confused here. Tailgating is a big cause of high speed rear end accidents. And in those cases, the tailgater gets it.

      f someone does rear end you, thay are the cause of the accident, and they get blamed. But I can tailgate you all day and not rear end you. I can almost guarantee my brakes are better and my reaction time is faster.

      Or you can tailgate me and eat bumper before you have time to blink. It's a lottery out there. Your brakes and reflexes aren't that good. You're just lucky.

      There's nothing else you can do to prevent being rear ended anyways in that situation so why are you so focussed on it.

      Because tailgaters endanger other people. But you had a point earlier. Getting out of the way is a valid way to get from getting rearended. I do it all the time. And when I drive in heavy traffic, I make sure I have some space (2 seconds worth) in front of me especially since odds are that someone is tailgating me.

      I'm not sure where you live, but where I live the nearest staffed ambulance station is over 15 miles away. I'd bet a large sum of money I can get to the hospitable before the ambulance gets to where I was.

      Sure. You can contrive situations where the ambulance isn't quite as fast as speeding along the roadways. There's still the matter of safety. I still say that the ambulance would be better. After all, they put miles on that dwarf anything you do.
    39. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      I had thought about that, but things were so far along that I wasn't going to pull over. This wasn't "oh, my wife just went into labor, we'll have a baby in a few hours", this was "the baby's head is popping out".

      You know cops, they pull you over, stop, and 10 minutes later they saunter over to the car. The baby was born, out, done, over, only a few minutes after we got in the hospital.

      Perhaps we could have called 911 if we got tailed to explain the situation, but then again, me dialing a cell phone at 90mph didn't seem very safe.

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    40. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      When you speed/tailgate, you seriously endanger not only yourself, but everyone else around you. There is no excuse for it. Impeding the prick who speeds up behind you and then proceeds to ride your ass as if he somehow has supreme authority over everyone on the road is not a matter of self-righteousness - it's a matter of respect. That person is exhibiting absolute arrogance and a total lack of respect for the safety of the drivers around him. Such a person deserves everything they get, up to and including a nice big mouthful of airbag.

    41. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      People like you shouldn't be allowed to breathe, much less operate a vehicle on public roadways.

      It never occurs to you pious assclowns that there just might be another explanation for someone wanting you to move out of their way to let them pass, besides your presumed assessment of their incredible arrogance and disrespect of your safety. You know absolutely nothing about the driver behind you or his motivations, yet you deliberately behave in an admittedly dangerous manner based purely on some assumption? Please turn in your license and exit the gene pool before you cause further contamination.

      Were you a middle child or something? Mommy and daddy not love you enough? Save this bullshit for therapy...keep your goddamned inferiority complex off the public roadways before you wind up getting yourself or someone else injured or killed.

    42. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      The fact that you have now resorted to unbridled insults is proof enough that you have serious rage and adequacy issues (and probably an alcohol problem - perhaps even a DUI or two). You are also proving to be rather successful at outing yourself as just another short-tempered, self-centered, mediocre driver who has no more business on the highways than you have expressing your twisted views on how they should run in conformity to your selfish desires.

      It never occurs to you pious assclowns that there just might be another explanation for someone wanting you to move out of their way to let them pass

      Even in an emergency, tailgating is still dangerous behavior which has the potential to seriously injure or kill not only you and/or your passenger(s), but other innocent drivers as well. Besides, how much more often do you tailgate simply because the speed limit just isn't good enough for you than because of an actual emergency? It seems to me that you are trying more to justify your own contempt for those who don't have something to prove by running down everyone else on the road.

      Let's not forget that if you rear-end someone, it's *your* fault. I am perfectly within my rights to slam on the brakes to avoid a dangerous situation. It is your responsibility to ensure that you have adequate distance to stop before running into the car in front of you. If that is too much for you to handle, I would suggest that you expedite your Darwin Award before you find yourself behind me and lose the opportunity.

    43. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's only proof that I've ceased to consider you a person worthy of rational explanation or discourse due to your own repeated demostrations of stupidity in the face of reason. It's a simple cost/benefit analysis that puts your position on the losing end every time, yet you refuse to acknowledge it.

      Unlike the speeder who creates the potential hazard by his action, you make the delibertate, conscious decision to act out against him in a manner that will undoubtedly create a hazardous situation, or make an existing one worse than it already was.

      And the most amazing part of it is, you will state these positions and then label me as being self-centered and harboring rage/psychological issues...probably completely oblivious to the enormous hypocrisy therein. Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. Welcome to Stupidville, Population: You.

    44. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's only proof that I've ceased to consider you a person worthy of rational explanation or discourse due to your own repeated demostrations of stupidity in the face of reason.

      Subjective claims do not help your arguement. In fact you are just as likely to be oblivious of your own diminished rational and intellectual capacity. Your personal attacks, given your limited opportunity to judge me as a person, are laughable. Go, crawl back under your bridge, troll.

      Unlike the speeder who creates the potential hazard by his action, you make the delibertate, conscious decision to act out against him in a manner that will undoubtedly create a hazardous situation, or make an existing one worse than it already was.

      Nevermind the obvious fact that I never once stated that this is behavior I choose to exhibit. Regardless, it takes both parties to escalate the volatility of the situation, and if you persist in claiming that you are intelligent, as well as an asshole, than you must at least concede that tailgating is not a completely innocent activity. A little accountability might serve you well.

      And the most amazing part of it is, you will state these positions and then label me as being self-centered and harboring rage/psychological issues...probably completely oblivious to the enormous hypocrisy therein. Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. Welcome to Stupidville, Population: You.

      It's called sarcasm. You're too focused on attempting to find fault in my argument that you are completely incapable of realizing how ridiculous I've shown your uninformed attacks to be.

      I'm not a hateful person, but I can't say I'd be disappointed to see you tangled between a couple of cars on the side of the road. And the beautiful part is that you'll have brought it upon yourself. Karma's a bitch.

      By the way, steers and queers: which are you?

    45. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Long reply cut short: you are either a troll or a dangerous idiot.

      Just a point or two to consider: why do you think the cops are trialling this? Do you think there could be a correlation between tailgating and accidents? Why do think that might happen? Whose decision/action made it dangerous?

      HTH.
      Justin.

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    46. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Long reply cut short: you are either a troll or a dangerous idiot.

      Since you managed to contribute absolutely nothing to the discussion, I conclude that you qualify as both. TFP.

    47. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't the people speeding who create traffic jams

      No, it's the people speeding who cause accidents, which then cause traffic jams. Wake up. You're not a good driver, by the sounds of it. You've been taught wrong.
      Traffic jams don't kill people. Speeders do.

    48. Re:Tailgating is NOT the problem... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Rhetorical questions are nothing, eh? And that makes me dangerous in some way? Weird. Nice soundbite, crappy logic.

      So, if you aren't trying to bait further, you're not trolling... therefore you /are/ a dangerous idiot. Good to know.

      Thanks to you too.

      J.

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  163. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The speed limit is the same for BOTH lanes of the road. And "the appropriate 10 mph+ over the speed limit" is a bunch of crap. The only APPROPRIATE speed is to follow the limit as given.
    This crap gets modded "Insightful"? Here's a free clue for you, dipshit: the left lane is a passing lane. If you're in the left lane and somebody wants to go faster than you, you move the fuck over. And, since you've got a stick shoved up your ass about following the law to the letter, the law requires you keep right except to pass.
  164. Practice civil obedience! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Drive the speed limit in the left hand lane! Cops can ticket you if you're going 10 miles over the limit, even if you're driving the speed of traffic (had it happen). Do you know any other law where people get so pissed at you just for following it, and forcing them to follow it too?

    Speeding regulations aren't laws so much as a lottery in reverse.

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  165. Student Drivers by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1
    Unless they're lucky enough to learn after work in a high-latitude winter, most people will never drive in the dark with an instructor. Which is pretty scary, when you think about it.

    I don't believe most student driver are brought on the highway, at least based on the numbers of people I see trying to merge at only 30 MPH. Unfortunately, far too many people change lanes without using turn signals, or illegally block the passing lane in a vain attempt to slow others.

  166. You guys are all really bad at this. by raehl · · Score: 1

    So far, you're all wrong.

    For starters, this 'if it hits a brick wall or stationary tractor trailer it'll stop in 0' thing is stupid. If you are going 50 MPH 5 feet behind a car when you notice the car suddenly stops because it has hit a stopped tractor trailer, you are going to die. But if there is *NO* car in front of you when you notice the tractor trailer stopped 15 feet in front of you, you're STILL going to die. The problem is you're not noticing a stopped tractor trailer. When you've got 15 feet to stop your car, how far ahead of you the car that's going to hit the trailer first is doesn't matter. Even if there isn't a car at all, you're still toast.

    So first problem is, none of you have properly understood the problem. We've already established that if the car in front of you stops because it hits something, following distance IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. Either you are able to stop your car before hitting that object or you're not. Hell, having a car in front of you might even buy you some extra time if it pushed the stopped car forward or out of the way.

    If the car in front of you decelerates, there are two things you need following distance for: Covering the time you're going faster than the car in front of you because it's started decelerating and you havn't reacted yet, and covering the time the car in front of you is going slower than you are because it's already decelerated some AND may be able to decelerate faster than you can at all.

    For example, a motorcycle following a tractor trailer needs little following distance, because it can stop much quicker than the tractor trailer can. But a tractor trailer following a motor cycle needs a LOT of following distance, because the motor cycle can decelerate much quicker than the tractor trailer.

    To compute needed following distance correctly, your following distance must be the greater of:

    Max Rate of Deceleration of the Lead Vehicle * (following driver's reaction time)^2 **

    and

    (Following Vehicle Stop Distance - Leading Vehicle Stop Distance + Following Vehicle Velocity * Following Vehicle's Driver's Reaction Time) ***

    So, at 5 MPH, 5 feet might be sufficient for a motorcycle following a tractor trailer, but definitely not the other way around.

    ** This is how much farther the following car will travel than the lead car before the driver reacts and stops decelerating. The quicker the lead vehicle can decelerate, the more space you need to react and start decelerating before you hit the lead vehicle.

    *** This is the total stopping distance needed. Note that if the following vehicle decelerates quicker than the lead vehicle, only the first equation is relevant - if you havn't hit the lead car by the time you start decelerating, you're not going to. But if the lead vehicle decelerates quicker than the following vehicle, then you need extra following distance to absorb the difference in stopping distance.

    1. Re:You guys are all really bad at this. by Jose · · Score: 1

      For example, a motorcycle following a tractor trailer needs little following distance, because it can stop much quicker than the tractor trailer can. But a tractor trailer following a motor cycle needs a LOT of following distance, because the motor cycle can decelerate much quicker than the tractor trailer.

      Don't forget line of sight. Yes a bike can stop *much* quicker than the tractor trailer...but there is going to be a lot of times where that biker can only see the back of trailer...and thats it. something Very Bad could happen 2 or three vehicles up, which the tractor trailer would slam into..greatly shortening it's stopping distance. sure the truck driver would hit his breaks..the biker would see it..and start slowing down as well, but chances are the biker would not be applying the breaking-force needed at that moment because they can't see shit.

      obviously the above is an extreme example (tractor trailer vs motorcycle), but the same thing holds true for small sedan vs medium/large truck. Visibility is hugely important. it helps get you that extra little bit of time to react.

      the key thing is to not just look at the car directly in front you, you need to be situationally aware. Know what is going on 3 cars in front of you, if there is someone to either side of you (in case you *need* to swerve) etc etc. There is much more to driving then what is going on in the 20 feet in front of you.

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    2. Re:You guys are all really bad at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Stuff happens.
      It's a creepy feeling to be three or four car lengths behind an Excursion to find that instead of stopping for traffic, they decided to continue at the present speed and find saftey in the next lane. Now you're presented with even -LESS- time to react than the SUV had.

      Admittedly, That situation made me think twice about following even remotely close to the vehicle infront of me. It's scary when you realise just how bad a situation like this could become.

    3. Re:You guys are all really bad at this. by alshithead · · Score: 1

      Nit pick all you want. The only thing I care about is being able to stop in time. Luckily for me and others, I am very aware of my abilities and the stopping ability of my vehicle. I then add a significant measure of safety. Because of that, I have not and will never run into someone from behind. Of course that hasn't prevented someone from running into me but my safety margin was enough to keep them from pushing me into the vehicle in front of me. 99% of the time if you run into someone from behind it is YOUR fault.

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  167. Really funny flash animation describing that :) by Acer500 · · Score: 1

    You mean something like this:

    http://www.alzmedia.com/flash/view/yesandno

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  168. Can they ticket slowpokes, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the cause of most of that tailgating? Those podunk slowpokes going 5mph below the speed limit in the fast lane... Seriously - they're as much a hazard as the tailgater. Move over if you're not passing someone, dammit!

  169. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    I like the .32 semiautomatic rounds fired through your front fenderwell as I'm forced to pass people like you on the right. Usually takes all the piss and vinegar right out of little anonymous cowards like you really quickly.

  170. Plenty of time by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Now, to avoid the collision /and/ avoid moving into cross-traffic, he would have had to do a /hard/ left or right turn, from a standing start. Not impossible, but that would have taken seconds to execute. Not enough time, I think, to complete the maneuver before impact. You'd have to:

    Having avoided a collision in the snow when some chucklehead came up on a stopped line I was in when he was going way too fast, I would say there is plenty of time to complete that move. If you are paying attention you should have a good five to ten seconds to go wherever you like because you see a car coming from behind, and you can tell when they are not paying attention/going too fast to really stop.

    If you hear tires sqealing, it's too late. You must look and react before then, but it can be done. That is defensive driving and as I've said, I have avoided several incidents that WERE rear end collisions before I acted - some of them from dead stops.

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    1. Re:Plenty of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may fly in hazardous conditions, but in normal stopping conditions a vehicle stopping at full capacity can stop before you have enough time to get out of their way.

      This assuming normal 45mph traffic and anything SUV size or smaller.

      Of course - if it is ice, your tires may well just spin =) So who knows.

      I tend to avoid trying to execute maneuvers that stand a good chance of making me the one at fault.

  171. moving over doesnt work by majortom1981 · · Score: 1

    Changing lanes doesnt always. I had a guy tailgating me and I changed lanes hi then followed me and stopped in the middle of a 2 lane highway and got a gun and proceeded to follow me. of course as soon as he saw me get my cell phone and call the police he drove away.

    This is a real story and you cant always avoid road rage no matter what you do.

    1. Re:moving over doesnt work by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this kind of crap happens, too. Thankfully, these incidents are the fringe exceptions rather than the general rule.

      Most speeders that I know, myself included, aren't looking to get into pissing contests with other drivers...they just want to tool down the road doing 75, 80, 85mph without some jerkweed blocking them for no reason other than his self-delusional fantasies about stopping a bad guy from breaking the speed limit. My personal take is that I don't care if you either speed up and stay in front of me, or move over and let me pass...but don't block me just to block me. Leave the policing to the police.

      If you're in the left lane refusing to move over for a faster driver, then you're the asshole, even if you're already going the speed limit. If you get the situation you describe where you're already over to the right and he still on your bumper, then HE is the asshole, not you. You did exactly the right thing in moving over and then pulling out the cell phone. And for pete's sake, if someone acts like that don't ever stop and confront them or lead them to your house...just stay on the line with the dispatcher and keep driving. If you mention that you think you saw a weapon, it won't take long for a patrol unit to find you.

  172. Laws by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    In Kuwait, we're fined 50 K.D. (almost $150) for going over speed AND we pay 10 extra K.D. per 10 km -> going 120 on a 80km street = 50 + 40 = 90 K.D. ($270)

    The gov. profiting quite well too, since they're abusing the idea of installing cameras, so instead of installing them in a visible place to force drivers to slow down, they HIDE them and police officers back at the HQ monitoring, holding popcorn, yell out "GOTCHA!"
    So, now, whenever I'm in a new street, I got by the law and watch for cams & incase I see one, I point at it and do the "GOTCHA" face, just in case ;p

    Now, tailtagging!
    I don't like it, but sometimes it has to be done & there's nothing more effective than an off-road vehicle with Xenon lights! (and it's so cute when the dude in front of you is bald! Hehehehe)

    P.S. :: If people are tailtagging me, I just hit the brakes hard & let them crumble in fear! -- The law here says: If you're hit from the back, it's ALWAYS their fault.

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  173. Dear Chris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Chris,

    Does a lot of life seem terribly confusing to you? Like... there's something going on, like a joke or something, and nobody told you about it?

    Anyway, I'm dying to ask. Is "Chris" a girls name or a boys name?

    1. Re:Dear Chris by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Anyway, I'm dying to ask. Is "Chris" a girls name or a boys name?

      Your loneliness saddens me.

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  174. Tailgaters getting caught by DopplerDeffect · · Score: 1

    As an Arizona citizen directly affected by this, I say about time!

  175. its about maintaining a safe following distance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you get it, it's strictly about safety. The car behind me WILL stay the safe, peroper following distance behind my car for the speed at which we are traveling -- if they won't use the safe distance for our speed, I will use the safe speed for their distance.

    Nothing personal ... strictly safety man, strictly safety.

    1. Re:its about maintaining a safe following distance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you get it, it's strictly about safety. The car behind me WILL stay the safe, peroper following distance behind my car for the speed at which we are traveling -- if they won't use the safe distance for our speed, I will use the safe speed for their distance.

      Nothing personal ... strictly safety man, strictly safety.


      Oh really? Safety? You're sure? Well, let me ask you a question: if you speed up, won't they?

      The correct answer is: "Yes they will."

    2. Re:its about maintaining a safe following distance by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I don't think you get it, it's strictly about safety. The car behind me WILL stay the safe, peroper following distance behind my car for the speed at which we are traveling -- if they won't use the safe distance for our speed, I will use the safe speed for their distance.

      Nothing personal ... strictly safety man, strictly safety.


      Oh really? Safety? You're sure? Well, let me ask you a question: if you speed up, won't they?

      The correct answer is: "Yes they will."

      Of course, he meant going slower, not faster. Short distances go with slow speeds.
  176. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    American city not named NYC.

    NYC is pretty spread, too - remember that NYC isn't *just* Manhattan - there's Bklyn, Queens, Bronx, and Staten Island. And the really urbanized area extends at least 15 miles outside of city borders into NJ, NY, and Long Island. Then another 20 miles of suburbs.

    -b.

  177. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Speeds of 85+ are the norm on I-10 (and 17 and 101/202/60/51) when congestion permits it.

    Yup. I do just shy of 100 miles a day up & down I-10/202/101 every day (50 miles each way) and I can confirm that we really are too spread out for our own good. Hopefully the light rail will help with that somewhat, but...

    That said, several other comments here are right about good driving habits--let those idiots that want to pass, even if they're being a total jerk about it, don't tailgate, and keep your speed reasonable for conditions (going 85 on I-10 is perfectly reasonable if it's not congested).

    In fact, making sure you don't tailgate is also a good way to help speed your way through those "traffic waves" or slowdowns you see on I-10 at times. They persist after the accident or lane restriction is removed because people end up driving too closely once everyone gets stopped and then have to hit the brakes a lot, creating nasty ripples along the road that take ages to die down.

  178. High Powered Lasers by rossz · · Score: 1

    I would much rather have a couple of high powered lasers facing to the rear. That way I can deal with those idiot tailgaters myself. A couple in front would be good, too, if they are powerful enough to vaporize that asshole doing 50 in the fast lane.

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  179. lane merging by amigabill · · Score: 1

    OK, so two conspiracy ideas.

    First, you're getting on the highway and merging into traffic. The guy that ends up behind you was fine with the previous person in front of him, but when you merge in between them now he's screwed.

    Second, one cop mans the spacing gun and another merges in front of you just as the gun checks on your distance to the new car in front of you.

    Hopefully after the first few court things they'll find a need to define what is OK and what is not, and figure out that there may be some situations where measuring that (like merging traffic before there's time to spread out again) that this won't be blatantly evil.

  180. It's not just detecting tailgaters... by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

    It's detecting the ones with lasers. =D

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  181. Don't Retaliate! (Unless you like jail time) by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    All you folks making jokes about brake-checks, ball bearings, spotlights, etc. as ways to deter tailgaters: Don't. The vast majority of you are joking about it, I hope. It's the small fraction who aren't who worry me. Doing ANYTHING to intentionally distract another driver is assault. Depending on the state, it can be FELONY assault (or a crime with essentially the same elements but a different name). So maybe you're tempted to tap the brakes and let the jerk know he's too close. If he slams on his brakes in a panic, spins out and wrecks himself and four other cars, killing a car full of people whose only fault was to be nearby your mutually idiotic behavior, you're the one who is going to jail for vehicular manslaughter, or worse. Sorry - didn't mean to go into a diatribe, but this is one recurring topic where I see people letting their imaginations get ahead of their common sense.

  182. I live and drive in Phoenix... by merc · · Score: 1

    and I can explain the tailgating issue here succinctly (although I think mythosaz did a fairly good job of summing up many of the issues).

    We have a lot of elderly drivers here -- we like to call them snowbirds. It gets really cold up north in Minnesota or Wisconsin so they all come here during the winter and relocate for the season. Now I really like older people but the reality is that many of them have a hard time keeping a normal pace on the roads here. Phoenix is just as bad as Los Angeles, in fact you could Phoenix L.A. traffic in training, but I digress.

    Tailgating is a response to people blocking the passing lane. The reason this is done is a stimulus response to driving behind slower impeding traffic. Drivers here by nature do not want to let someone ahead of them because when they have they have been rewarded by some white haired driver with Montana plates driving 15 MPH in a 45 zone.

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  183. Did YOU do the math? Obviously not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps YOU should do the math. After ~35mph, there is really negligable difference in automobile accidents (from a risk point of view, as in percentage of and severity of injury or death), hence why impact tests typically stop after 35mph.

    All you're doing is pissing off the guy behind you even more, making him more reckless. If you don't know how to safely handle that situation, you should not be on the roads, let alone in the passing lane. (Hint: Get the fuck out of the psycho's way, before you cause an accident.)

  184. This is how to drive: by thedarb · · Score: 1

    I) Someone tailgating you?
        Step 1) Run your window sprayer... and let it run... and run. When they get tired of the spattering on their window, they finally move.
        Step 2) That didn't work? Slam on your brakes for a split second and scare the hell out of them.
        Step 3) Now they're mad? When they go to pass, swerve sharply to scare them again. Now follow them until they get so scared they drive 90 on a back road to get away.

    2) Someone going slow in the left or left-most lane (NOT counting HOV, HOV is not the "Fast lane", it's the HOV lane!)?
        Step 1) When you finally see they won't move, go around them on the right and then do the things above to them once in front.
        Step 2) Once in front of them again, simply stop in front of them over and over. Not hard, do it slowly. But make them scared. They won't pass you for fear of chase.

    Now, there are reasons some people don't drive the speed limit:
        1) Freshly rebuilt engine, drive no faster than 50 for first 1000 miles. SO STAY IN THE RIGHT LANE!
        2) Weather is nasty. Drive in a middle or right lane. Let the morons in their "invincible SUV's" fly by on the left and kill them selves up ahead.
        3) Other technical difficulties.

    But never ever ever ever drive slow because you are impared some how. If you are impared, stay off the dang road all together! This means you, you drunk! And you, you druggie! And the dork on cold meds. And the guy the Doctor told not to drive for (insert problem here). This means you, Grandma & Grandpa! etc etc.

    If *YOU* aren't ready to be fully a god behind the wheel, don't get behind the wheel.

    You need to be ready to swerve, brake, accelerate, dodge, down shift, e-brake, turn in the direction of the skid (Thanks Cosby!), basically be expecting people to try and kill you and avoid it. If you aren't ready for all that, call a cab, the wife, a friend, or hell, even ask a cop. The majority of cops, despicable as they may be, are going to respect a person who says, "I know I'm not up for driving home, can you help?"

    Oh, one last thing... stay the hell out of my safety following distance. It's there for safety, to brake in time. You fill it up with your keister, I'm not going to move back to make you safe. You just ate the safety zone, so live with the danger until you give it back by moving out of my lane. It's a following distance, not a merging space.

    Ahhh, much better.

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    1. Re:This is how to drive: by Draknor · · Score: 1

      *applause*

  185. Yep, you're right! by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely correct...people who would tailgate drivers in the right lane are the assholes themselves, totally in the wrong.

    Generally speaking, though, they tend to represent the exception rather than the rule. Most tailgating is the result of some asshat blocking the passing lane.

  186. Re:Don't Retaliate! (Unless you like jail time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Care to post some references to cases where people received jail time for a brake check? ..I didn't think so (otherwise you would have included them with your original post).

    Yawn. Another troll.

  187. When they're hellbent by IlliniECE · · Score: 1

    What do you do when they're hellbent on killing you. I was going down the freeway once in the rightmost lane.. The road was clear, no ramps nearby.. And this guy behind pulls up behind going more than 100 (i'm doing about 65), and he just keeps speeding until he's within centimeters of my rear. Obviously, more than anything, i dont *want* a collison. So, i switch lanes. He follows. Switch again. He follows. Again.. Fortunately, by this point another man on the road saw this and got pissed of and started boxing the guy in, and he finally gave up. I hate driving....

  188. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Draknor · · Score: 1

    Not to be an ass, but what proof do you have that driving above the speed limit, to match the flow of traffic, is legal?

    I've been reviewing the Texas code, and the closest I came is this:

    545.363. MINIMUM SPEED REGULATIONS. (a) An operator may not drive so slowly as to impede the normal and reasonable
    movement of traffic, except when reduced speed is necessary for safe operation or in compliance with law.
    (emphasis added)

    And the code has this to say about maximum speeds:
    545.351. MAXIMUM SPEED REQUIREMENT.
            (a) An operator may not drive at a speed greater than is reasonable and prudent
    under the circumstances then existing.
            (b) An operator:
            (1) may not drive a vehicle at a speed greater than is reasonable and prudent under the conditions and having regard for actual and potential hazards then existing; and
            (2) shall control the speed of the vehicle as necessary to avoid colliding with another person or vehicle that is
    on or entering the highway in compliance with law and the duty of each person to use due care.

    545.352. PRIMA FACIE SPEED LIMITS.
            (a) A speed in excess of the limits established by Subsection (b) or under another
    provision of this subchapter is prima facie evidence that the speed is not reasonable and prudent and that the speed is unlawful.
            (b) [lists speed limits of various types of roadways]


    Now IANAL, but I would find it hard to make a case that someone driving 65 in an 80+ traffic flow is breaking the law. Creating a dangerous situation? Yes, given the circumstances - but its dangerous because everyone else is driving at an unlawful excess speed.

    (My argument is largely academic, because I drive with the flow of traffic or sometimes faster, as the situation & my mood suits; but I've yet to see a statute anywhere that clearly spells out driving above the speed limit to keep up with the flow of traffic is legal, despite many people claiming this is so).

  189. Re:Don't Retaliate! (Unless you like jail time) by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    To renew the car's registeration book, the car has to be checked by the DMV. During that check-up, the following is what's checked ::
    * Rear lights are working when hitting the brakes
    * Front wind-shield has no cracks
    * Car has no bumper-stickers
    * All car's parts are the same when it was bought (e.g. can't change rear lights to a new funky look)
    * No dark-shades on the windows
    * No white smoke from the exhaust

    Other than that, they don't care, even though the facilities & man-power is available...

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  190. Another bright spark policing the roads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I've seen people at 0.04 seconds. That is less than half a second," he said.

    Well... That's more like half a centisecond but obviously that's too high level for this chap

  191. Topper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Don't make me pullover and drop in behind you, unless you want to go deaf and blind. My car may look innocent but it packs the airhorn off a Freightliner and more foglights than are technically road-legal. And I use both.

    And MY car feature protruded axles with grinders on the ends, feet-long steel horns on reinforced bumpers and harpoon-on-a-chain launchers with electric winches on the front! I also have platform to stand on when I safely hook the car in front, and "vampire rod" to puncture their fuel tank and pump the gasoline out into my fuel tank.

    Wait a sec, ... what year is this?

  192. and on next week's show.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Destroying tailgaters with lasers.

  193. Please use your turn signals! by ed1park · · Score: 1

    agreed. At night, instead of high beams, I usually use my left blinker and leave it on for a bit. Not so useful during the day. But that will usually get their attention, along with a combination of changing lanes back and forth in a relaxed manner, while using my turn signals.

    BTW, my biggest pet peeve are people who change lanes without using turn signals. Especially when I'm on my motorcycle.

  194. Jeep: 4 - Tailgaters: 0 by AetherBurner · · Score: 1

    Since I have owned my Jeep, I have been rearended four times by the unknowing. I almost had #5 last week (squealing wheels - bobbing front end). Out of the four, three have decided to total their cars using my rear bumper. The worst damage that I have had was a bent bumper. This is honestly a good idea citing the tailgaters. It will help prevent the clueless from visiting my bumper, but in some ways, I would prefer Darwin to remove them from the road. It will make the road safer for the people who try to follow the rules.

  195. Is all this technology really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen... if you're in the stadium parking lot, and you see a big dude in a Cardinals jersey cookin' up burgers in front of his Winnebago, sipping on a PBR... you've got yourself a tailgater.

    It isn't hard, people.

  196. Much better (geekier) idea by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to place a small object ejection device on your car.

    Look up HERF guns. RF transmitters that zap any electronics in the vicinity. Simply have a rear facing horn over the emitter and you can disable anyone behind you. You'll knock out their engine management system and stall the car. Dangerous however, it could cause them to crash if they are a poor driver which is quite likely if they are tailgating you.

    Normally, I try to avoid these kinds of drivers. You sort-of develop a sixth-sense on which cars around you might be dangerous. Just give them room and try to either get away from them, or let them past. I notice issues most with SUVs and BMWs. It's the sort of inconsiderate, self-centered trash that drives these cars that leads to the problem in the first place.

  197. I suppose you're trying to be funny... by benhocking · · Score: 1

    But seriously, I'm fairly certain they are highly correlated. I drive the speed limit, and I'm always in the correct lane. It is very, very rare that I have had to pass someone going slower than the speed limit, but when I have - they are in the correct lane probably close to 99% of the time.

    If you think otherwise, you're probably suffering from confirmation bias.

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    1. Re:I suppose you're trying to be funny... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
      Yes, but the de facto speed limit, which is really the important one (both to cops and drivers, in terms of safety) is the one that matters. So if everyone in the right-hand lane is going the actual speed limit, then any person going the speed limit should also be there (barring any trafficky weirdness.)

      I think that anyone who's at the head of a long line of cars in the left-hand lane should generally get over, unless they're also going substantially faster than anyone to their right, for instance.

      I wish I shared your confidence in other drivers... and it may be just since I drive in Massachusetts, with a particularly high concentration of idiots, but no, confirmation bias isn't really the issue. It's just that a lot of people are really bad/uneducated/inattentive drivers.

  198. you are wrong by jerbenn · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you are driving..........but 90% of the time, regardless of the lane I'm in, and yes......I do drive between the speedlimit and speedlimit + 5, I still get tailgated. Hence, the invention of the water cannon! Works every time.............except in the extreme cold....tends to cause a problem then.

  199. Good! by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I have been long-time proponent (since I learned that it works in Germany) for the system that would replace stupid speed limit laws with strict laws for tailgaiting - a major source of traffic accidents involving more than one vehicle (let me say it straight: I do not care much about people who cannot fit into a turn on an empty rural road after reading the 25mph sign - they deserve to die, if they are so stupid).

    This is step in the right direction. Let us embrace our German heritage :-)

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    1. Re:Good! by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      .. and before anyone replies, I am talking strictly about freeways - roads without sharp turns, traffic lines, stop signs and whatever obstacles are invented to make my life on the road miserable.

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  200. Re:Jeep: 4 - Tailgaters: 0 by east+coast · · Score: 1

    but in some ways, I would prefer Darwin to remove them from the road.

    This actually doesn't help unless the offending driver dies in the accident. My guess is that none of your four accidents involved a fatality.

    The only thing this does is reinforces the idea of "I need a bigger vehicle" in the eyes of the offending driver. Honestly, most people who own these SUVs out there do it for two reasons: they're insecure weenie boys or they feel safer knowing that when they come across the family of four in a Ford Fiesta they can run them completely over if the car slows down a bit.

    So for these drivers that have wrecked into you are probably upgrading. Sure, in the short term their driving habits may change a bit but if they're over the age of 23 this probably will not be a long term effect. The next time they come across you you may not be so lucky as they may very well be driving the 12-liter Suburban Grande Flagship instead of the oh-so-humble Honda Civic.

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  201. Drafting vs Tailgating by ehud42 · · Score: 1
    It only saves fuel for the person behind. It costs the person in front more fuel. If you're a team, you can save fuel overall, but drafting to save yourself fuel at the cost of some stranger's is being an asshole, and a dangerous asshole to boot.


    Ok, I'm going to ignore the flaimbait here, and try to avoid pointing out that the gp post was tongue-in-cheak. (hmmm not doing so good so far...)


    I need to point out a technical error in this comment. Drafting does in fact help both vehicles. The front vehicle travelling alone has a large buffer of air it is plowing through in front and unless its really sleak / tear drop shaped will have a big turbulant low pressure zone behind it. Both are slowing it down.


    Having a second vehicle tuck into the turbulant low pressure zone moves effectively removes the effect. The 2nd vehicle obviously has little to no pressure up front, but is still dealing with the negative pressure on its tail, while the vehicle up front only has the pressure of the air up front to deal with.


    Not being an expert on fluid dynamics / friction, I won't comment on how much of an improvement the vehicles gain, but this is one of the reasons 2 or 3 NASCAR vehicles in a tight pack out front can pull away from everyone else. If there was no benefit, or worse a penalty for the car out front you wouldn't see the group pull away from the pack.


    However, I suspect that to get any benefit when tailgating / drafting, you need to be extremely close to the vehicle - way to close for most peoples comfort.

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    1. Re:Drafting vs Tailgating by drew · · Score: 1
      However, I suspect that to get any benefit when tailgating / drafting, you need to be extremely close to the vehicle - way to close for most peoples comfort.


      It depends on the size and shape of the vehicle. It's generally possible to draft off of a large tractor-trailer without being closer than most people are comfortable with, but it's still probably a bad idea, because while you may consider the following distance to be quite safe, you are still in the semi driver's blind spot.
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  202. Defending slow going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if it is a winding single-lane road and you've never been there? If you can't tell what is around the corner, you will go slower in case there's a hairpin or house stuck out the way. You, however, may know the road like the back of your hand and know that after this turn it goes straignt for a half-mile then turns a corner to go up a steep hill so you'll need to go down a couple of gears.

    I'll go slow you can wait.

  203. Road Rage by Gonzodoggy · · Score: 1

    If you're going to have laws about road rage, you also need to have a Dumb Ass law. After all, get rid of the obliviot going 50 mph in the fast lane and road rage incidents will decrease dramatically.

  204. Not true in Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Illinois has a law on the books (has been for at least a year) requiring you to not remain in the left lane, therefore allowing faster traffic to pass you, when on a highway. The only exception to this (of which I am aware) is when an emergency vehicle is in the right lane, requiring you to go into the left lane to give the emergency vehicle/police car some extra space.

  205. Different cultures of drivers by benhocking · · Score: 1

    There's no doubt that different regions have different types of drivers, and I agree that if you're not passing someone you should get over, but how exactly do you define "substantially faster"? IMO, if you're passing someone to your right (and you're driving at least the speed limit), you need not make any apologies for not going "fast enough" for the people behind you. Sometimes this is complicated somewhat by hills and tractor trailers, of course. (I live near the Blue Ridge Parkway, where this might be a bigger issue than in Massachusetts.)

    Also, I should confess that these days I only get on the highway about three to five times a year. I used to commute ~20 miles to work each way when I lived in Atlanta (~5 years ago), but now I commute <1 mile to work each way (via foot) now that I live in glorious Charlottesville.

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    1. Re:Different cultures of drivers by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
      how exactly do you define "substantially faster"

      More than 2-3 miles an hour, I suppose.

      I think we were disagreeing on what "passing on the right" means - I mean it as in "passing to the right of the other car" - I think you mean "passing with them on your right" in which case we're basically agreeing.

  206. Glass-etching cream, eh? by grant420 · · Score: 0

    Glass-etching cream? Come on, sister it's called Hydrofluoric acid. Yeah - an acid, not a cream. Let me guess you "hated" chemistry right?

    1. Re:Glass-etching cream, eh? by spun · · Score: 1

      I loved chemnistry, dolt. Obviously you have never worked with glass. Try researching the things you write about before responding. I just went to google and typed in "glass etching cream." It took all of five seconds. If you had bothered to do that you would know that there is an actual product called "glass etching cream" and then you wouldn't look like an idiot.

      One thing about most acids is this: they are not generally viscous. Two things about creams: they are viscous, and they can be acidic. When etching glass, you don't submerge the glass in an acid bath. That would take a lot of acid for any decent sized piece of glass. No, after putting on the resist, you smear on some cream, wait a while, then wipe it off.

      The funniest part of your reply is your obvious assumption that because I used the word "cream" I must be a girl. Hilarious.

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  207. MOD THIS UP!! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I've been in that situation many times. I've gotten lost, I'm trying to find a certain street in the dark, and some @$$ is riding my rear bumper! Naturally, I'm not going to handle a road I don't know as quickly as I drive the roads in my area.

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  208. Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean insurance for women will now cost as much (or more) then it does for men of the same age?

  209. Tickets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally they can detect when someone is in front of me, blocking a whole line of traffic, and pull them over and give them a warning for driving so freakin' slow in the fast lane.

    You too can save lives- get the F@#$ out of the fast lane if you have someone tailgating you. Its that simple! Get over, let them pass, then resume your moronic insistence that you must block the faster of 3 lanes.

  210. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Not to be an ass, but what proof do you have that driving above the speed limit, to match the flow of traffic, is legal?

    None, so I could be wrong. Certainly I've never heard of anyone getting a ticket for going the speed limit while everyone else was going faster, but then again I've never heard of anyone getting a ticket for going under the 45 mph minimum. I have heard of people getting out of speeding tickets by saying that they were just matching the flow of traffic, but second hand annecdotes aren't exactly legal arguments.

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  211. Oh for heaven's sake ... by scotbot · · Score: 1

    ... won't someone think of the frikkin' sharks? How are we meant to fix them to our cars without upsetting those pesky treehuggers.

  212. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My sorry slavish-speed-limit-obeying butt IS in the right lane, so why the fuck am I still being tailgated?

  213. Priorities, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, reading these comments it seems the priorities of the driving public have gotten completely fsked. On the pro-tailgaiting side, I see people arguing that their "right" to get somewhere fast is more important than everyone's right to a safe driving environment. On the "I'll drive slow if I want to and block the left lane" side I see people arguing they have a "right" to punish aggressive drivers and a "right" to drive in any lane they please because they own the freeway, which is more important than than everyone's right to a safe driving environment. Bullshit on both counts. It is neither your right, nor your responsibility to deal with bad drivers. Let the police do their job. Your first priority as a driver is always, always driving safely, period. That means leaving sufficient stopping distance ahead of your vehicle (and don't worry about people merging in...this is another benefit of good following distance, because it allows merges to happen smoothly, which improves traffic flow). This also means moving over to let faster traffic pass, when possible. Above all, it means respecting other drivers' decisions, instead of attempting to punish them because you personally feel they're going to slow/fast/plaid. Again, let the police do their job. Your only job on the road is to drive safely.

  214. my solution to the tailgating problem by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

    I drive a convertible (it's something you can do year-round here in the desert).

    Anyone who tailgates me gets a booger flicked on his windshield!

  215. AZ perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main problem with photo based law enforcement is that it only targets Arizona residents. And isn't that illegal. In the Valley of the Sun, there are numereous vehicles with out-of-state and out-of-country (Mexico and Canada) license plates. Guess which country most of the hit and run drivers come from and don't have insurance?

    It is a bad idea to replace live police officers to save money, and it is insane to do in Phoenix. But the politicians need their money.

    And when are they going to full video so that can actually see what really occurred.

  216. Tailgating - A Problem and a Symptom by mdrebelx · · Score: 1

    I love this thread. I'm sure I will be repeating some of what has been said but here it goes anyhow. I live in Maryland which is ranked as one of the worst traffic areas in the nation. I regularly drive I-95 which is four lanes wide in my area. After 20 years of driving these roads I have thought long and hard about bad driving and the causes - tailgating included. I personally believe that one of the biggest causes of traffic issues - jams, road rage, tailgating, accidents - on the highways (this does not apply to local roads) is improper use and respect of the lanes. The Maryland Driving Manual clearly states that the left lane is the passing lane. Can someone please explain to me why the right lane is typically completely empty and all the cars are crammed together and even tailgating in the three leftmost lanes? My only conclusion is ego and ignorance. What a wonderful combination. Tailgating is a serious problem. It is dangerous and can lead to accidents. But I strongly believe that tailgating is largely a symptom of the frustration of drivers that find the passing lanes jammed with left-lane hogs that are to lazy to change lanes or to full of ego to yield to faster moving traffic. What reason would there be to tailgate if the person desiring to go faster could easily go around slower moving traffic by using the passing lane as it was intended? Now for you egomaniacs that think you have a God-given right to hog the passing lane because you are doing the speed limit or even over it, you WILL NOT stop speeders and you are only creating a more dangerous situation as you are pissing people off. So what if you are right about the speed limit. First, you are wrong to stay in the passing lane, especially if you are not passing anyone. Second, is being right worth being a contributing factor to a situation that might get someone killed? I personally believe that people should be given tickets for impeding traffic if they are causing people to pass them in the right lane. I am willing to bet that if people started taking a more active role in keeping traffic moving by staying to the right unless they are passing slower traffic that many of the other problems would start to go away.

  217. Your Miata story by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I am impressed by the way you handled that. The world would be a better place if more people would defuse situations instead of escalating them.

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  218. icy roads by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I've seen it go both ways. One time on a road trip through nebraska, a sudden freezing rain/sleet turned to slushy snow and the roads were awfully slick. It was a carnival-like atmosphere - all the spinning vehicles, flipped-over SUVs, pickups in ditches. It went on like this for a hundred miles. I kept thinking people would slow down, but they didn't. A giant dualie would blow by me on the 2-lane country road, start spinning and go into the ditch. Repeat every 5 minutes.

    It's as if the wrecked vehicles were invisible to everyone but me. One dude even flipped me off right before he slid off the road. I just kept going 30 in a 65. It was funny, but people could have been hurt. Property damage was definitely extensive.

    My favorite part was seeing 3 oncoming vehicles spinning at the same time 2 behind me were spinning. I had to go on the shoulder to avoid getting hit and the spinning trucks all narrowly missed each other. Like some farmer ice ballet.

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  219. There's more to it than just "2 seconds" space by default+luser · · Score: 1

    Yes, you have to tailgate just to keep traffic flowing - if you slow down enough to allow 2 seconds of space, you only tempt the "chronic lane changer" who just can't help themselves. These people darting in-and-out of traffic only perpetuate traffic backup by re-creating the same wave effect that started it in the first place. From another perspective, it's also wasteful to leave that big a gap in-between cars when traffic is heavy, because if everyone does it, you reduce the overall carrying capacity of the lane significantly.

    So, how can you drive safely without a sizeable safety buffer? Here's my take:

    Even if you're driving in thick traffic, you can usually see several cars beyond the one in front of you. I think of this as a "virtual" 1-2 seconds stopping distance. Yes, keep an eye on the guy in front of you, but pay attention to all the cars beyond that as far as you can see. This is your virtual buffer zone - if one of them hits the brakes, you should do the same and take advantage of your advanced warning. This makes sense when you consider the following:

    * The possibility of the car in front of you going from 65 mph to 0 mph instantly is virtually zero. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime (or less) freak event. Most people can live with those odds (I certainly can).

    * The car in front of you, even if they slam on their brakes, is not going to stop *significantly* faster than your car. All that really matters is a buffer zone ~10 feet to make up the braking differential, and a decent reaction time buffer so you have time to apply your brakes (your "virtual" 1-2 seconds stopping distance).

    Sure, I drive with a REAL 1-2 second buffer whenever possible, but in heavy traffic it's just not possible. Using this method makes you a safer driver overall, because even when you have a large buffer you find yourself looking at more than just the car in front of you.

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  220. Don't cut me off by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that when I'm driving my 1981 diesel datsun pickup with massive rust and front-end damage NOBODY cuts me off. The vehicle practically screams "Worthless" and "Couldn't care less" and all the bumper damage indicates that it wouldn't be the first time I've rammed something. People give me plenty of leeway, which is good because I can't stop very well in it. When driving my new looking compact car, people cut me off all day long unless I follow closer than I think is optimal.
    It's truly like night and day the way drivers act around me, depending on which vehicle I'm in.

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  221. ASSHOLE. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Actually, you should try getting a ticket and going to traffic school. This happened over half my life ago (when I was 16), and we learned such things directly from the mouth of the government, including: You have NO OBLIGATION IN THE SLIGHTEST to move out of the left lane, or go a single MPH faster than the speed limit. And, you CAN drive up to 10 MPH below the speed limit. Every speed limit is a 10MPH range. 55 means 45-55 is acceptible. You're so incredibly self-righteous you're willing to redefine reality to suit you.

    You get behind me, I slam my breaks, you rear end me, I sue you, end of story.

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  222. so....... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    ........how do people in the right lane get over, if by law they have to be going slower (becuase they cannot pass) than the lane to their left? The kindness of strangers? What strange world do I keep hearing about, where passing on the right is illegal? I've never been to that world, but it sounds like a fascinating voyage.

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    1. Re:so....... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "For example, try playing Half-Life on the PS2 sometime. It sucks horribly, mostly due to the low resolution"

      It is possible to be in the right lane, going faster than the person in front of you, but slower to the people in the lane to your left. I have often found myself moving into the left lane to pass somebody in front of me, but then was unable to move back into the right lane because of the steady stream of traffic using the hole I'd like to get into to pass me on the right.

      "What strange world do I keep hearing about, where passing on the right is illegal?"

      It's the world I was taught about in the early 1990's in a driver's ed course sanctioned by the State of Maryland. In it I was taught that, while passing on the right was legal in Maryland, it is not in all states of the Union. Consider it an extension of "Slower traffic keep right."

      Google.

  223. how the fuck is TEXAS a reference for SANITY? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    The only state to succeed from the union TWICE in order to keep slaves.

    The only state with over a million slaves^H^H^H^H^H^Hprisoners.

    Yes, Texas law should be a model for everything.

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  224. Re:So........ by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    So my job is to imagine reasons why I should let you control my actions, when I am driving lawfully (or speeding 10MPH over the limit!)? Yes, you're definitely an asshole, and everyone else seems to have come to this consensus. I'll brake, you'll rear-end me, and I'll sue you. It will be fun. Bring it.

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  225. Passing ... right by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Actually, I define "passing on the right" the same way you do, but I define "passing someone to your right" to mean that the person you are passing is to your right. So, yes, we're basically agreeing.

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  226. The fact that you believe that by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Indicates that you are one of the tailgaters. In fact, tailgating goes on in 100% of the lanes, and about 75% of cars do it 100% of the time. You are one of them, an asshole, don't realize this, and thus can make the false claim that all tailgating is only slow people in the right lane. In fact, you are probably part of the problem yourself without realizing it. Hypocracy sensors are reading off the scales....

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  227. Traffic School by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Actually, in my Virginia court-mandated traffic school (got clocked speeding when I was 16), they made it a big point to specifically tell us that YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO MOVE OUT OF THE LEFT LANE, *OR* GO A SINGLE MPH FASTER THAN THE SPEED LIMIT.

    Then again, Virginia > Texas.

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  228. gumdrop land with sugar-faries by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Where I drive, all lanes are full all the time. There isn't the luxury of an empty lane just for you to use to pass me. Who's laughing now?

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  229. okay... say this happens.. how do i get caught? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    You're lying in a ditch, bleeding. I've continued to drive away. How exactly are you going to prove that I did it on purpose? My own testimony? The data recorder in my car? There are valid reasons to hit a brake any time. Can you prove that the car in front of me didn't break? No, you can't.

    No one is ever going to be convicted of anything like this, ever, unless they incriminate themself.

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  230. Re:Don't Retaliate! (Unless you like jail time) by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    That depends on your state. Pennsylvania, my state, does a little more. Some, like Maryland, don't do jack until you try and sell the car.

  231. New Sport: Laser tailgating frame-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once folks figure out where all the laser traps are, the new sport will be to cut in front of other cars just before driving through the trap. They get a bogus ticket! ha ha ha!

  232. More erroneous assumptions on your part... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Typical behavior of the short-sighted and small-minded, so I can't claim any surprise. But fallacies abound, so I'll point them out anyhow...

    First, you've made the (incorrect) assumption that you know anything about me at all, but that never stops your type from attaching labels. Then, you exhibit a classic fallacy of those who lack confidence in their convictions by asserting that your (ignorant, uniformed) opinion is shared by some majority. Even if this happens to be the case, it has no bearing whatsoever on the validity of anything you've said. As intelligent Americans know firsthand, being part of the majority doesn't exempt you from stupidity.

    Furthermore, your equally ignorant assessment of your chances of bringing suit against someone who rear-ended you demonstrates how little you really know. For the purpose of discussion, I'll make the assumption for you that you actually survive the collision, but this is by no means a foregone conclusion. The investigating officers would cite the other driver for following at an unsafe distance, and then would cite you for obstructing the flow of traffic. If the evidence demonstrates that you braked for no reason other than to antagonize him, such willful and intentional disregard for both the rules of the road and the safety of others will get you arrested for reckless driving or assault with intent to cause death or bodily injury.

    You'll have precisely zero ground for any legal action against the other driver, as you willfully engaged in the assholery that directly precipitated the collision. This would hardly be a concern to you, however, as you'd likely be occupied with posting bond and getting what's left of your car out of the impound lot. Fun indeed.

    So, be my guest...slam on your brakes next time and create a rear-end collision. If you survive, come back after you've disposed of all the court proceedings, and let us know just how much fun you had. Be sure to keep coming back to let us know how much you're enjoying your new, higher insurance premiums...assuming, of course, that your underwriter doesn't drop you outright.

    1. Re:More erroneous assumptions on your part... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Where to start? First off, I'm lazy, so I'm not going to do any work over you. I don't remember what I said, and I don't really care if I used fallacy X or fallacy Y; I find the pointint out of logical fallacies as a bit pedantic and avoiding the true substance of things, though sometimes it is certainly of some benefit. I can't help but think, however, that a lot of what you said applies to yourself as well. Especially what you said about the 'majority'.

      But that's not worth my time debating.

      I'm here to respond to your laughable series of events here. First off, most rear-endings are survived. I had to stop from laughing at your "if you survive the collision". Um... While accidents kill more people than terrorism, the average accident is survived, and this goes for rear endings too. 40,000 fatalties a year dividied by 50 states divided by 365 days is about 2 deaths per day per year. I'm pretty sure there are probably well over 100 rear-endings in each state per day, but I am far too lazy to try to find numbers to back this up. It's common sense based on what I've personally observed. So no, I think you're nowhere close in being sensible when you say "if you sruvive the equation". Oh, you think I'd hit the brakes so hard as to smoosh myself? All you need to do to cause someone to rear-end you, in theory, is decrease the mileage differential by about 5-10MPH. Accidents are pretty damn surviveable at those speeds, especially if it was only a 30MPH situation in the first place! (Virginia traffic sucks.)

      But here's the part where you've completely lost your sanity:

      would cite you for obstructing the flow of traffic

      bwahaha. hahahaha. hahahaAAH.. haahHAHAHA. So now anyone who gets rear-ended is automatically cited for obstructing the flow of rtraffic? WRONG. Have you EVER heard of ANYONE getting a ticket BECAUSE THEY WERE REAR-ENDED? Or do you think this conversation is about passing someone in the left lane, because IT'S NOT. That's YOUR personal battle. That's NOT what the article is about. The article is about TAILGATING, not PASSING. Tailgating happens on all roads at all times. People get rear ended constantly; it's one of the most common accidents. BTW, I got rear ended in march, the police came, and nobody got a ticket, so how does that fit into your carefully-constructed fantasy world?

      Okay, next you say: "if the evidence demonstrates that you braked for no reason other than to antagonize him". Are you reatarded, or do you realize that THERE WOULD BE NO EVIDENCE? You can't prove intent. A child ran to the edge of the road, and I braked because I don't hate children. End of story. The simple fact of the matter is that if you are following so close that you can't stop -- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER A CHILD IS REALLY THERE OR NOT. One could have been there, you are the hazard, and I will be the one to make you pay. Personally. Check payable to me. Virginia finds the person who rear-ends in fault nearly 100% of the time.

      P.S. Oooh, don't let the high premiums GET me! Fortunately my wife & I make a 6-figure combined income so I don't have to worry about such banal things. I can afford to be an asshole.

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    2. Re:More erroneous assumptions on your part... by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      I had to stop from laughing at your "if you survive the collision" If you'd spent less time futzing around with statistical nonsense, you'd know it isn't really a laughing matter. If you're hit from behind with considerable force, it's not difficult to envision all manner of lethal consequences...like being driven head-on into an oncoming traffic lane, for example. As I mentioned, your survival is not a foregone conclusion. Have you EVER heard of ANYONE getting a ticket BECAUSE THEY WERE REAR-ENDED? It happens all the time. Just because you like to speak out of your ass without bothering to avail yourself of the facts doesn't mean those facts don't exist and aren't accessible. do you realize that THERE WOULD BE NO EVIDENCE? Looks to me like you've been too busy being an asshole to keep up with current events. You lose...go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect jack shit from anyone.

  233. so in other words by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    You quoted something as being illegal when it's not even illegal in your own state! Way to slant the debate. I'm from Virginia and passing on the right is fine. There are sections (I-81) where there are posted signs for slower traffic to keep right. But this is not posted on most highways here.

    The first google link is a post from 1995 saying that "New Jersey is one of the FEW states left to still have this law on the book". Wikipedia, as well, provided 0 examples of a state that enforces this, though it said it's still on the books in Massachusetts (which we fondly call 'mass of two shits').

    Seems to me that if you'd done half the research yourself you'd have realized you were wrong. But to make an argument that "most places are X" when EVEN YOUR OWN STATE is not X just proves that you are a tailgaiting apologist in my book.

    If you find a chart of current laws, that encompasses all 50 states, I'd be happy to review it and declare myself wrong, if more than 25 of those states actively enforce what you claim.

    "Prove me wrong, children. Proove me wrong."
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    1. Re:so in other words by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "You quoted something as being illegal when it's not even illegal in your own state! "

      Not that I live in Maryland any more, but another topic that came up as "legal here, not legal elsehwere" was the then-legal blood-alcohol content of 0.10 when your home state was already at the lower 0.08.

      "I'm from Virginia and passing on the right is fine."

      Is a hazard to others with the intent to harass, intimidate, injure or obstruct another person and commits at least one of the following: failure to drive on the right side of highway, failure to drive in lanes marked for traffic, following too closely, failure to yield right of way, failure to obey traffic control device, passing on right, speeding, stopping on a highway.

      Source. I'll grant you that it's the only offense that will net you an aggresive driving conviction that isn't illegal outright, but I woudln't exactly call including it on the list of things any one of which can get you written up for aggressive driving as "being fine with it."

      "Wikipedia, as well, provided 0 examples of a state that enforces this, though it said it's still on the books in Massachusetts (which we fondly call 'mass of two shits')."

      From Wikipedia:

      In some U.S. states such as Massachusetts, although there are laws requiring all traffic on a public way to use the right-most lane unless overtaking,

      Nice slam on Massachusetts and those other states like them, but which are those "some states?" Accoring to the NHTSA:

      The following states reserve the left lane for passing: Arkansas, Connecticut, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nevada, New Jersey, Ohio, Oregon, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and Washington. However, restrictions vary from state to state. Check with your motor vehicle department.

      How does your foot taste?

      "Seems to me that if you'd done half the research yourself you'd have realized you were wrong."

      I've apparently done more than you have. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you hadn't assumed both that you know the traffic laws of your own state and that laws against passing on the right are a fabrication. You could have spent some time yourself to verify the validity of your filippant comments, but instead you left yourself open to equating yourself with those you insult.

      "But to make an argument that "most places are X" when EVEN YOUR OWN STATE is not X just proves that you are a tailgaiting apologist in my book."

      1. I never said "most."
      2. Yes, state driver's ed courses teach traffic laws from other states, because (ZOMG) roads cross state lines and it's a common courtesy when you have your state's driver's licenses respected via the "Full Faith and Credit" clause.
      3. Non sequitur. This entire thread started because I pointed out that slower traffic does not have the opportunity to keep to the right when people are busily passing on the right. I at no point stated that those passing on the right would be better off tailgating; if anything, relying on my own personal experience from religiously setting my cruise control at the speed limit, I'd rather those impatient drivers to both get off my ass and give me half a second to move into the hole to my right instead of using said hole to pass me.

      "If you find a chart of current laws, that encompasses all 50 states,"

      And why is the burden of proof on me again? Why must I be the one to inform you of the laws that you must abide by?

      "if more than 25 of those states actively enforce what you claim."

      Again, I never said "most." And no matter how many states it's le

  234. drafting by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    the leading vehicle reduces the density of the air in front,
    normally, no drafting (as nature abhors a vaccuum) that air would then come in behind the vehicle,
    and give it a pressure returning push as it fills in from behind.

    now when drafting the lead vehicle is only pushing air out of the way with no rush of air filling in behind the vehicle to apply pressure to the rear.

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  235. because this is a pet peeve by non · · Score: 1

    i've driven in several countries outside of the US. in france, where the speed limit is 130kph (~85 mph for those that don't know metric), traffic in the left lane move at ~ 150 (95), and assholes that think you're not moving quickly enough are going > 160 (~100). i say assholes, because these people expect you to get out of the way _just_ because they're behind you, regardless of whether or not its convenient for you. (BTW - i tend to drive on the high side of legal just about everywhere, but i like to relax when i'm doing it). in germany, well don't stay out in the left hand lane unles you're *really* passing everyone, which means > 220 (~135). in greece, stay out of everyone's way unless its a rental ;)

    but you haven't seen left lane hell until you've driven on the Long Island Expresway, or anywhere in the NYC metro area. tailgating? i was on the hutchinson (look it up on maps). there was a 6-car pile-up in the left hand lane. the vehicle the worse for the wear was a mazda brand-new family van, which undoubtedly had the latest in ABS, and probably outbraked the vehicle in front of it to a stop. the problem? it was followed by a 70's lincoln continental, which at 2 tons+ and no ABS undoubtedly ploughed right into it and sent it into the vehicle in front. the topper of all the toppers? less than ten miles down the road i'm in the left lane, exceeding the speed limit with someone tailgating me despite the fact that there's nowhere to go *and* i'd like to go faster if i could, we come across another left lane fender bender.

    the rule? at least 4 car lengths at 90 (55) in perfect conditions. any closer than that and you *are* tailgating. at 110-120 (~65-72) add another car length. there's a reason for it; i might have to brake very suddenly, and if you are any close than that you will bust my rear-end (i don't actually go in for that, mind you).

    finally, use your turn indicators; they're the only method you have to convey your intentions. stay right unless you're actively passing someone, even if it seems to inconvenience you. my speeding does *not* give you the right to illegally impede me (ie, staying in the left-hand lane even though you're not passing). give the person in front of you time to pass the vehicles to his right and safely move over; if he/she doesn't give them a quick flip of the high beams.

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  236. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by zobier · · Score: 1

    We have a blanket keep left unless overtaking rule on all roads 80+ (km/h) down under and fuckers are always driving well below the speed limit in the passing lane here! In your case, however, the person behind you is obviously a total asshat.

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  237. heheh by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    I'm well aware of those, which is part of the reason I haven't been eager to replace my 1993 car. :)

    You just said getting rear-ended is like getting in a head-on collision. I think this speaks for itself. Do not pass Go, go directly to high school physics.

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  238. Weavers (was: Not so funny as true.) by olden · · Score: 1
    Here's an idea, let the weavers assholes be themselves. ...
    Er... no.
    I suspect that most weavers can't be bothered checking their mirrors -- let alone their blind spots -- which makes them dangerous to everyone, especially motorcyclists such as myself.

    I'd generally rate tailgating and weaving higher risk (to others) than speeding, and I wish the police were to act accordingly. While I cannot consider the "push-button zap-everyone" convenience of today's radar-guns a good thing, the fact some can now measure the gap between vehicles can IMHO only help in educating the worst tailgaters out there.
  239. Hukt on fonix can werk 4 u 2 by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Wow...apparently you need remedial reading comprehension classes in addition to driving lessons.

    It's known as "context." In this case, the context was: like = e.g. = such as = for example = as in, etc.

    As in, "the force of the rear-end collision drove little Johnny's car head-on into the oncoming traffic lane, where his 1993 shitbox was obliterated by a loaded 18-wheeler traveling at 75mph."

    Idiot.

  240. huh? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Huh? What? No.. If someone is tailgating me, and I tap my brakes just enough to cause them to ding me and make their insurance go up, no. That is not under any circumstance the same amount of kinetic energy exchange as a head-on collision. THAT IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. You said "if you survive" which was so laughable.

    Any intelligent reader has already made conclusions about you. The fact that you defended such a stupid statement actually makes you look even stupider than you already did.

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    1. Re:huh? by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      If you actually interpreted that scenario to mean that the rear-end collision itself might be fatal, then you're even stupider and more short-sighted than I originally credited you with being.

      The point was that being hit from behind introduces the very real probability of loss of control of your vehicle, with serious injury arising from resultant secondary (or even tertiary) collisions involving other vehicles, barriers, or stationary objects.

      Just as it doesn't occur to peabrains like you that there might be circumstances beyond your awareness that might drive people to speed, you have now demonstrated three times that you're incapable of fathoming the concept that a "simple" rear-end collision might precipitate a fatal chain of events. Idiot.

  241. show me the stats. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Because I, and everyone else with common sense and experience, know you are wrong. Most rear-endings are not fatal, period. So saying "if you survive" is indeed laughable because you usually will. I know tons of people who have been rear ended (including me and my wife). I know very few people who were killed in such accidents (0 to my knowledge). Of course, it's hard to know dead people.

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  242. a small, cherry-picked example by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    http://www.dot.state.oh.us/roadwaysafety/GoalsandO bjectives.htm "The total number of fatalities dropped from 1,417 in 2002 to 1,278 in 2003. ......... The number of rear-end crashes increased from 101,551 in 2002 to 102,122 in 2003, an increase of 0.5%".

    That's 100,000 rear endings in JUST ONE STATE, and only 1400 fatalties FOR ALL KINDS OF ACCIDENTS.

    Certainly looks to me that you would survive a rear-ending about 99% of the time.

    You, sir, are still causing me to laugh. You tricked me into doing a LITTLE BIT of work, true. But I'm still laughing. Joke's on you.

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  243. Geez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not 1 foot per 10 mph. It's one car length per 10 mph.

  244. Re:Not the Tailgaters Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's how it is in Mexico. The left lane in a 2-lane (4-lane both ways) highway is *only* for passing; they even have signs every now and then reminding you of this fact.