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Free PC With French Broadband Connection

robson writes "Neuf Cegetel announced the purchase of AOL France, an ISP that counts 500,000 broadband subscribers and the arrival of 'the box,' an Internet access terminal. Code-name: Easy Gate. It's a computer, working under the Linux OS. It's a router. It's a DSL modem. It's also a telephone. All in one. Easy Gate will be available from November, the actual 'box' consists of: an Intel 852 GM, 6 ports USB 2.0, 512 Mb of RAM and 512 Mb of Flash memory."

245 comments

  1. Bread? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read the topic as Free PC with French Bread Connection

    1. Re:Bread? by famikon · · Score: 1

      I read it as "free PC with french breadboard connection"

    2. Re:Bread? by klenwell · · Score: 1

      It does kinda look like a bread maker.

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  2. French this, French that by LonelyElf · · Score: 0

    French Fries

    French Cuisine

    French AOL

    Boy, with this order of invention, things seem to be going downhill!

    1. Re:French this, French that by dadioflex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      French fries > french cuisine? Wrong.

    2. Re:French this, French that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You switched around "French Cuisine" and "French Fries".

      I assume you never had something like "Coq Au Vin", but then you are probably American and truly prefer French Fries. Well, at least you aren't calling them Freedom Fries.

      I also have to point out the irony in your joke: what country does the acronym AOL contain again?

      Now go back down into your mom's basement and gobble up a loaf of wonderbread in despair.

    3. Re:French this, French that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, they don't call then French fries! they call them: fries!

    4. Re:French this, French that by LonelyElf · · Score: 1, Funny

      I WAS KIDDING !!!

    5. Re:French this, French that by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Very wrong, since 'French' fries are actually Belgian in origin.

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    6. Re:French this, French that by cazzazullu · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and the french in french fries has nothing to do with France, but comes from the verb "to french".

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    7. Re:French this, French that by Movi · · Score: 1

      Wrong, they callem them "pomme frites" (potato fries)

    8. Re:French this, French that by Nutria · · Score: 1
      Very wrong, since 'French' fries are actually Belgian in origin.

      But Belgium doesn't count. Hasn't anyone ever told you that?

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    9. Re:French this, French that by Fordiman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow. The last in the apprently long line to completely fail to get the joke. And this one's a flamer.

      Emphasis on the last five letters.

      Actually, I'm pretty sure there's a name for people such as yourself, who ignorantly sling insults while failing completely to pay attention...

      I'm also pretty sure that the term had been wrongfully ascribed to an entire subset of the human genome - mostly as defined by a particular set of appearance traits - causing it to be too politically charged to be used appropriately. Like it should be in this case.

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    10. Re:French this, French that by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      No, the parent is right - the French are great cooks and truly have superior taste. They will make fine slaves.

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    11. Re:French this, French that by PhB95 · · Score: 1

      No, even simpler [i]frites[/i], at least in everyday's language.

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    12. Re:French this, French that by PhB95 · · Score: 1

      Belgium, which I visited a number of times, at least the french speaking part, is that little "extra" to France which :

      - Has the great luck to be independant from France,
      - So does not get stupid laws made in Paris,
      - Preserves a lot of interesting characteristics in various domains.

      I always thought the "belgian jokes" we have around in France are born from jealousy...

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    13. Re:French this, French that by Nutria · · Score: 1
      I always thought the "belgian jokes" we have around in France are born from jealousy...

      Not that France counts for very much either, except as the screeching leader of the Anybody But America crowd.

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    14. Re:French this, French that by Isotopian · · Score: 0, Troll

      Belgium is actually the dirtiest word in the universe, and you should probably stop using it so much.

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    15. Re:French this, French that by daniel23 · · Score: 1


      as in 'frenchize'

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    16. Re:French this, French that by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      lol last time I heard "pommes-frites" it was someone's nickname in a french movie from the 1950's (I'm french btw)

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    17. Re:French this, French that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very wrong, since 'French' fries are actually Belgian in origin.

      Which makes them "pedophile fries".

    18. Re:French this, French that by Poltras · · Score: 1

      And Condoleezza Rice comes from China? (ok I'm out now)

    19. Re:French this, French that by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I WAS KIDDING !!!
      Ah, the Albert Speer defence.
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  3. 2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...French ready to surrender to linux, film at 11!

    1. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you know how many French soldiers died fighting the Nazi invasion? Do you know anything about the Free French Forces or the French Resistance? It is amazing how many Americans have this unhistorical belief that the French just gave up and accepted the Nazis - they fought just as hard as every other nation and lost hundreds of thousands of people in combat. More French soldiers died battling the Nazis than US soldiers.

    2. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Do you even know how to take an obviously rediculous joke in good nature?

      No. Apparently not. Par for the course on this new fangled intarweb.

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    3. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an obvious ridiculous joke to most Americans, nor is it in "good nature" - it's a "conventional wisdom" that leads to the acceptance of anti-French bigotry. The two nations are like siblings who sometimes argue passionately but are always there for each other, the spread of these anti-French sentiments are detrimental to the health of that relationship. These types of jokes propagate parochial attitudes which only further the weakening of French-US ties and are thus not in any way "good natured".

    4. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some things aren't so funny -- we're talking about people's
      parents and grandparents being shot, sent to concentration camps
      etc. "Heard the one about the plane which flies into the side of
      a building ...", you get the idea?

    5. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the fat american stereotype.

      Lemme give you a hint: everyone makes fun the the US. They rarely bitch. Why? They make fun of themselves.

      Learn it.

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    6. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      "Heard the one about the plane which flies into the side of a building ..."

      I did. That one was hilarious ^_^

      Honestly, if you can't laugh about it, you're doomed to whine about it for the rest of your life. Even jewish comedians make holocaust jokes, after all.

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    7. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know how the Vichy regime came to power? After the Germans invaded and most of the French military had been destroyed they deposed the existing Prime Minister (Reynaud) and his top people in the resulting chaos, Petain claimed power despite Reynaud never being legitamately deposed - it was a kind of coup. The US immediately recognized the Vichy regime, allowing them to claim legitimacy and consolidate power. It wasn't until the US finally decided to enter the war that they supported the Free French Forces and began providing limited supplies to the French Resistance - so by your logic the US are just as much collaborationists.
      In reality, the remnants of the army in France formed the backbone of the French Resistance, and the North African divisions formed the backbone of the Free French Forces. Most French people did not support the Vichy government and viewed Petain and Weygand as traitors. Almost every single Vichy leader was convicted of crimes against humanity and most were sentenced to death in French courts after the Nazis were expelled from the country, at the local level many were murdered when the Nazis were overthrown. Even as recently as 1993 a Vichy leader who had been acquitted in his trial after the war was re-tried for crimes against humanity (although he was murdered before his trial could be completed). The collaborationists were a small subset of the French who were empowered by the Nazi regime. The mass of the French people did not support them then and do not support them now. The US had it's own collaborationists and Nazi-sympathizers, people like Henry Ford, Charles Lindberg, and the leaders of IBM - none of them were ever brought to justice though.

    8. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by empaler · · Score: 1

      No, the US rarely bitches.
      Why
      They simply ignore other countries.

    9. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      ouch! I guess me not being American doesnt mean anything to you? Do you know how many jokes there are out there about the French surrendering? Are you going to flame them all? And what if I told you I know plenty about WWII (Having studied it n'all). And raise your hand if you thought that I might just be pointing the finger at it being the Americans invading France? - ok, no? No one got the 'A' in aol bit.....

      Oh and prison = GTMO (sorry for not making it clear enough) Perhaps I should have mentioned it was a joke I guess rushing a post in an attempt to be 'mildly lame' before leaving work wasn't the smartest thing I did today.

      NZruss ----guess which country NZ is.... do you know our history with the French? Starts with an "R" and ends with "ainbow warrior" (this is to the person who was trying to offend me with the WTC post below)

    10. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France lost 1.35% of its population in WWII.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualti es

      The U.S. legitimised the Vichy regime by recognising it. "At the time, however, the Vichy regime was acknowledged as the official government of France by the United States and other countries..."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vichy_France

      For you to try and minimise French suffering during the war by saying stuff like "they sucked" is disgusting. I'm certain if you were to say those things to a veteran who had been in France, he would regard you as a complete disgrace, and wonder why he had fought in the first place - was it really for the freedom of people like you? What a waste. And he would be right.

    11. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      Even jewish comedians make holocaust jokes

      If I hear a jewish comedian do this, I will laugh. There is no way I, or any non jewish person, should make a joke about it.

      If a US citizen was to make a 9/11 joke, I would be very surprised. I don't think you guys have got the same depth of history as they have. It is 5 years since most of you noticed that there are some groups of nutcases that want to kill you. Jewish people have had this for many centuries.

      Perhaps you do have comedians doing this. I've not heard any.

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    12. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you wrongly assume your interlocutor is French. Actually, I think the few French on Slashdot don't care much about the anti-French jokes, they're just used to them :). But some other Slashdotters are growing sick because it's been 3 years and it's redundant.

    13. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or invade 'em

    14. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More French soldiers died battling the Nazis than US soldiers.

      I'm not sure showing how much the French suck at something makes your point.

    15. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by daniel23 · · Score: 1


      until they decide to bomb it into the stone age.

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    16. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      We do.

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    17. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by empaler · · Score: 1

      I *was* going to put it in there, but that'd have crossed the line into flamebait.
      Sometimes they just bully people into being their allies, threatening to do as you say.

    18. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Finkelstokcterspinkl · · Score: 1

      Why'd ya post as anonymous coward??

    19. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      "Lemme give you a hint: everyone makes fun the the US. They rarely bitch. Why? They make fun of themselves."

      Sorry, is this "hint" in relation to some sort of question that I've missed?
      Because a hint actually pretains to giving away a small part of the answer to a question asked, not making a statment which expresses some point of view along with a retorical question.

    20. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Do you know how many French soldiers died fighting the Nazi invasion? Do you know anything about the Free French Forces or the French Resistance? It is amazing how many Americans have this unhistorical belief that the French just gave up and accepted the Nazis - they fought just as hard as every other nation and lost hundreds of thousands of people in combat. More French soldiers died battling the Nazis than US soldiers.

      (Disclaimer : I'm french and this is a sarcasm) No! The french just gave up in June 1940 because Pétain said so and that proves how cowardly they are. A chance that we the american were there to save them and win the war for them, and please don't tell me about how Great Britain and Russia helped with it because everybody knows that the american troops are the sole responsible for the victory over the forces of evil.

      And anyways you just have to look at the military history of France to see how cowardly they are by nature, their country was founded by cowardly barbarians and has always been lead by the worst cowards ever, such as Napoleon, no, really, these smelly frog eaters should be grateful that we stopped selling weapons to the germans and entered the war to save their sissy asses.

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    21. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Petrushka · · Score: 1
      do you know our history with the French? Starts with an "R" and ends with "ainbow warrior"

      Actually, it starts with "colonisation in the 1830s", and ends with "very strong trading links, a bilateral working holiday scheme, defence cooperation in the South Pacific, a bilateral air services agreement, and multiple visits in both direction by high-level politicians each year".

    22. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Informative

      maybe so many died because they sucked

      Or maybe so many died because they didn't wait until 1942 to fight, or maybe because they got actually invaded.

      Btw according to the wikipedia link someone else posted in a reply to you, about twice more american soldiers died from that war than french, but they also fought in the Pacific..

      Oh well, you're probably the type of american (what else could you be?) who thinks that latin americans speak latin and who thinks there are cheerleaders in french schools.

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    23. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by supermank17 · · Score: 1

      Just a quick note:
      The US suffered roughly twice as many soldiers killed in WWII as France did http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualti es

    24. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes but:
      - relative to the population, France had a 0.5% military casualty rate, the US 0.3%.
      - total casualties (including civilian) for France were 562,000, and 418,000 for the US (4 times less than France relative to the population).

      France declared war on Germany on 09/39 (after the invasion of Poland), whereas the US declared war on Germany on 12/41 (after Pearl Harbor). Cold feet?

      France has had more fatalities in UN peacekeeping operations than the US.

      Who is a coward again?

    25. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      ever since singing mephistopholes in la damnation de faust i've had a soft sport for france.

      and the large citroens are wonderful cars :) howie (thinking of getting a c6)

    26. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      They rarely bitch. Why? They make fun of themselves.

      Depends on who you talk to. There are plenty of hyper-sensitive bigots (sorry, "patriots") who can't cope with even minor, reasoned criticism or jokes. Particularly if money is involved.

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    27. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

      not fighting the Nazis, that's fighting the Japanese too.

    28. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Particularly if money is involved.

      Money, or Georges Walker "Enlightened Leader" Bush.

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    29. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by masklinn · · Score: 1

      There is no way I, or any non jewish person, should make a joke about it.

      Some french "indie" artist once said "Better laugh about it than not care."

      I'd much better have comedians cracking jokes about the holocaust, or the inquisition, or terrorist bombings (cracking jokes about terrorists is much more effectives than destroying sovereing nations in the guise of looking for them by the way) than people who just don't care, or try to deny facts.

      Perhaps you do have comedians doing this. I've not heard any.

      Look harder

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    30. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by masklinn · · Score: 1

      One word: collaborationists. Another word: Vichy.

      Why yes, because it's well known that no american individual nor any american corporation collaborated with the nazis...

      Oh well... how about actually learning history instead of just spouting off lies about things you don't know jack shit about?

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    31. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Addendum: this link doesn't split between european deaths against germany and deaths on then pacific front against japan.

      A fair comparison would be french body count vs (american body count versus germany).

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    32. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give the guy a break. It's obvious a lot of them died: they tried to surrender by running towards the German lines shouting in Frenchian: "Je me rende! Je me rende! Pomme de terre escargot rive gauche tour eiffel!"

      But the Germans couldn't understand them because they talk Germanian, not Frenchian, so they answered "Sauerkraut bratwurst schnapps sieg heil!" and shot them.

    33. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZZZT Wrong. "a colony is a territory under the immediate political control of a geographically-distant state" and New Zealand was never under political control of the French. - not through their lack of trying. I'm quite sure that is a Union Jack on their flag...

    34. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Like, for example, the way that the USA made the French invent a word for "inch" (France has used a mètre divided into 100 centimètres since time immemorial) rather than relabel disk drives and monitors being exported to France?

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    35. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by supermank17 · · Score: 1

      I agree... I couldn't find figures for just the European theatre. I do seem to recall that the European theatre was the more costly of the two, but I can't find any references and could well be wrong. Also, those figures don't take into account civillian casualties, of which France suffered considerably more.

    36. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      hahaha, yeah, my parents have never had anything but Citroëns (right now we have a Saxo and a C3). I like Peugeots too tho, although Citroën and Peugeot are pretty much clone companies now.

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    37. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Like, for example, the way that the USA made the French invent a word for "inch" (France has used a mètre divided into 100 centimètres since time immemorial) rather than relabel disk drives and monitors being exported to France?

      So, the French, living in France, a stones throw away from Britain, home of the Imperial system, never bothered inventing a french word for "inch", in spite of the millions of Brits passing through for hundreds of years.

      Wow, how unlikely.

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    38. Re:2006 is the year of linux on the desktop... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      BZZZZZT wrong. I never said NZ was a French colony, only that it was colonised by the French. Go and read a history book.

  4. Dellised? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Informative

    So it's basicly a company giving away a free low quality Dell PC.. not a bad deal but I expect they'll wan tyou ro return it when you end the service as is the deal with my "free" router.

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    1. Re:Dellised? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Funny

      ``So it's basicly a company giving away a free low quality Dell PC''

      Dell wishes their machines looked this good.

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    2. Re:Dellised? by 1010110010 · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Dellised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never had to return my "free" router. I have 3 various cisco models and a couple of trash-branded ones. No one had ever requested I return any of them.

  5. Neet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds pretty cool. Available in US?

  6. I Hope... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a computer, working under the Linux OS. It's a router. It's a DSL modem. It's also a telephone. All in one. Easy Gate will be available from November, the actual 'box' consists of: an Intel 852 GM, 6 ports USB 2.0, 512 Mb of RAM and 512 Mb of Flash memory."

    I hope it's secure. I don't need SPAM from 500K new sources.

    A win for Linux? Maybe encourage more mainstream plugin and webapp development? It's France and EU turf so it looks like a good thing on the surface.

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    1. Re:I Hope... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      It's a minor win for Linux. Despite the headline, this is not a PC, it's a "thin client". (In the original sense of the word, where the client did actual client-side work, as opposed to the graphic terminals that masquerade as "thin clients.) So this is just one of many systems that use Linux as an embedded OS. Nothing to sneer at, but not a major win either.

      What would be a major win is if this were a "real" PC, with a word processor, spreadsheet, etc., all running under Linux. Not going to happen any time soon.

    2. Re:I Hope... by boule75 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Errr... This is apparently a "real" PC as you say, with AbiWord, Gimp, a spreadsheet, and some other apps. And a browser & mailer certainly!

      Nice or original features:
      - the hot line apparently plan to seize control of the PC whenever one has an issue. Just like in any company indeed, just with much more logs.
      - they will not accept whatever hardware : they sell or rent some. I hope they will contribute to the drivers.

      Licensing & privacy issues are to be looked after.

      Some more information in French:
      http://www.easyneuf.fr/flash/ (the official launch date is October the 15th)
      http://www.silicon.fr/articles/16846/Neuf-Cegetel- lance-EasyGate-un-croisement-entre-une-box-ADSL-et -un-PC.html
      https://linuxfr.org/2006/09/22/21362.html

      By the way, have you heard recently that Free.fr was to invest 1.0 Bn Euro in the next years to provide ultra-high bandwidth access in big French cities (i.e. 50 Mbit/s by optical fibers, possibly with symetric data-rates, for 30 Euros a month with triple pay)?

      Maybe will I finaly lend a core to the CERN for free...

      Beyond HD-TV, I wonder if very high speed Internet access, multi-core personnal PCs and virtualisation technologies (not sure for this one) will allow us to share our CPUs and our disks. What would you think?

      And since this is now a many-stupid thoughts in one late post, let me put some more in it:
      - this reminds me of a ThinkGeek T-Shirt claiming "will work for bandwith": all you now need is 30 € a month...
      - I will be happy when Linus comes back to Europe. I do not even believe he thinks about it, but let's dream. Linus? 50 Mb/s nearly for free, both ways, with free phone to the US and half of the Free World? We've got good Belgian or Irish or German beers too, come on, come back!!!!

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    3. Re:I Hope... by Alarash · · Score: 1
      "Beyond HD-TV, I wonder if very high speed Internet access, multi-core personnal PCs and virtualisation technologies (not sure for this one) will allow us to share our CPUs and our disks. What would you think?"
      Well, if you consider that having a FTP is a share of CPU and disks, I'm pretty sure that a lot of people will "share" their 50Mb upstream line with people like RAZOR1911, L0L, XOR, RELOADED... Who needs P2P when you have an IPSEC FTP ? Not that I'd do that, of course.
  7. How do they do it?... by crazyvas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..Using the French Connection....

    1. Re:How do they do it?... by famikon · · Score: 1

      There was a dude in my highschool that we called The French Connection. Come to think of it, im not sure he was even French.. he didn't say much.

  8. Total cost of ownership by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hmm... considering AOL is not the cheapest, certainly not the best and by far not the most reliable service, and that box costs about a box of ciggies on the 2nd hand market, my guess would be that the TCOO is by far lower with another provider and a bought box after less than a year.

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    1. Re:Total cost of ownership by beckerist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point, and on top of that, I wonder HOW AOL will actually suppot Linux? A quick search of their website for "Linux" (anyone notice the bad coding?) only turns up AIM for Linux. Even Google has nothing to do with broadband connectitivity, only connecting via dialup...

    2. Re:Total cost of ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a broadband for under eu.50/month is not a bad deal in France (if you cannot mooch off your neighbor's unsecured wireless, that is), while a PC for eu 100 (for a flat screen +webcam +speakers) is even better where desktops routinely go for over eu 1500

      It's even better that they give it out with pre-installed Linux: download any of the 'FREE' 10,000's of apps; the problem is that 512MB of (flash!) hard disk is really going to cause some major grief for the users... they really should have given them a 10GB hard disk even if that costs a little more (unless they also offer a fs-mountable free online filevault of some sort: a great ploy to get the users to keep their account)

      By offering an internet 'terminal' I am guessing they are trying to appeal to the older generation of the French still using a BBS-like flavor of French 'internet' terminals from the 80's.

    3. Re:Total cost of ownership by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Actually it is N9uf (Neuf) Telecom, not AOL that is offering this. All that has happened is that N9uf has acquired the France division of AOL. http://www.groupeneufcegetel.fr/html/Presse/Neuf_C egetel_conclut_un_accord_en_vue_de_racheter_le_Fou rnisseur_d_Acces_Internet_AOL_France_a_Time_Warner _pour_288_millions_d_Euros.html

      I can't *yet* find information on their website (www.neuf.fr), but my French is iffy, so it might be that. I'll try again tomorrow morning.

      Neuf offer a 20Mbit service, including Cheap/Free calls internationally, Cable TV etc for 29.90 per month. Free (www.free.fr) also offers a similar connection, but IMHO the quality of service (at least in Nice) is not as good as Neuf.

      Where I work, we have a Neuf line already (DSL only, I think) and two Free lines (Free has a similar box, providing TV/Internet services). We are switching one of our Free lines to Neuf because our traffic demands are increasing...

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    4. Re:Total cost of ownership by Drachemorder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually it is N9uf (Neuf) Telecom, not AOL that is offering this. All that has happened is that N9uf has acquired the France division of AOL.
      Wait ... are you telling me that AOL surrendered to the French? Man, I knew AOL was lame, but...
    5. Re:Total cost of ownership by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      Well 9 and AOL have actually not that much in common.
      9 bough the french/european client base from AOL and plan to transfer them to their own infrastructure as fast as possible.

      So the service of 9 can be good or bad, but it is neither the quality or the fault of AOL that are at stake.

      The reasonning of 9 was just that if a couple of 100 000s of people where dim enough to use AOL (today) well they HAD to be good patient sheepish clients ready to be fleeced.

      The EasyGate on the other hand is for the 'really hard to fleece traditionalists', who are thinking, ok what it the easiest, cheapest, least irritating way to read and send mail and replace my Minitel (for yellow page, train schedule and tax returns).
      And NO I do not want to really learn it.

      So it is certainly not the solution for a "linux fan", but it might be the right suggestion for all the "linux fan grand(mothers|fathers)"

    6. Re:Total cost of ownership by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is what I am saying. AOL surrendered to the French. Shock, horror!

      FYI, here is some more info about it (in French): http://www.pcinpact.com/actu/news/31549-easygate-e asyneuf-internet.htm

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  9. How good is the ISP? by Ultra+Hits+Radio · · Score: 1

    They are offering a very good deal with their service, i would like to know how much it costs for it monthly and what type of speeds would you get on the broadband connection?

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    1. Re:How good is the ISP? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Apparently (link to French article), 39.90 euros a month with a one-time 150 euro fee, and the connection is 8 megabit (downstream only, I'm assuming), and you get unlimited phone calls to landlines in France. The subscription is for a minimum of 12 months.

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    2. Re:How good is the ISP? by Jett · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is a good deal. Cheaper than anything comparable I've seen in the US, and you get a free computer out of it.

    3. Re:How good is the ISP? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, Internet service is horribly overpriced in North America. Thanks to legislated monopolies that only have the illusion of being deregulated, broadband Internet service is virtually a non-entity where ultimately you're buying your DSL or cable service from the same provider*, and has actually become *more* expensive in the last 10 years, not less.

      * In Canada, for example, Bell Nexxia owns the phone lines. It doesn't matter if you're subscribing to service from Telus, Sympatico, or a local provider like Magma, Cyberus, or FreeNet in the Ottawa area, you're still buying the exact same 3mbit/800kbit service which ultimately comes from Bell Nexxia. Likewise, Rogers Telecommunications owns the cable lines, and it doesn't matter who you're buying the cable Internet service from, ultimately it is just a rebranded Rogers connection.

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    4. Re:How good is the ISP? by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      That's not a one time 150eur free, it's a guarantee and will be refunded on return. The upload rate is 1Mbps. IPTV coming early '07 (no need for a new subscription, same price).

    5. Re:How good is the ISP? by Jett · · Score: 1

      That is odd because you always hear about how Europe is more heavily regulated than the US, France in particular.

    6. Re:How good is the ISP? by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      In France, you typically get 20Mb/s down 1Mb/s up (depending on your distance to the DSL router) for about 30/month. That's about what every provider gives you these days (at least in reasonnably urbanized areas). This deal includes:

      1. An ip telephone where you just plug your phone in and it works. All calls to europe, northern america and most of asia are included in the deal. Calls to mobile phones in France and special numbers are not.
      2. TV broadcast, in MPEG-4, 3Mb/s 720x576 (DVD-res). This includes major channels. Additionnal channels can be added on a one by one basis, so if you're interested in sports you can add sport channels for 1/month each. That's just an example. Newer boxes includes HD as well. The box includes a s-video out, spdif out but you can also broadcast to any device on your LAN.
      3. Internet access (I believe either USB or 100Mb/s TCP/IP.

      That's the typical deal in France. That's what I have at home. And best of the best, you can get rid of the France Telecom (the historical operator) bill. So all of that is only 30/month.

    7. Re:How good is the ISP? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      France is heavily regulated, but as opposed to the US not all of the recent regulations are hand-tailored for corps (which sadly doesn't mean that all of the regulations are consumer-oriented).

      For example on the subject of DSL, service awfully sucked in France up until about 7 years ago (~1999): the only phone provider was the state monopoly (France Telecom) who also had a virtual monopoly on DSL (which meant that you either got slow, expensive -- though reliable -- DSL, or you went for cable). Then the government passed a law that forced FT to let anyone else use their phone lines, including the local loop (which meant that your DSL provider could either get rid of FT for the main lines, the "partial degrouping", or could get completely rid of FT all the way to the client's plugs ("complete degrouping"). As a result, prices dramatically dropped (mainly thanks to the ISP "Free", crappy customer service and under-average reliability but very high speeds and low prices, and drivers of many DSL innovations in france such as phone over IP, free phone to landlines, TV over IP and more recently HDTV over IP), the number of alternate DSL providers soared (right now, I think you can pick between 6 or 7 providers anywhere in fairly big cities, and in small villages -- if you happen to have DSL available -- you usually can choose between 2-3 providers) and the packs are usually fairly nice (in cities, you can get up to 10Mb+ for 20/mo, and up to 24Mb + phone + TV for about 30/mo)

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    8. Re:How good is the ISP? by anthony43 · · Score: 1

      Been with them (NeufCegetel) for 12 months now and they're OK.
      But...
      They only provide dynamic IPs (change whenever it wants, between a day and a a month) and they sometimes got router problems (at least in the Paris area).
      I'm not sure anyway that absorbing AOL France will make them better...

  10. Free Toaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My toaster runs on linux and has Brodband

  11. Yes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all of the French broadband users here.

  12. Cool by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's a computer, working under the OS, Linux. It's a router. It's a DSL modem. It's also a telephone. All in one.
    Where can I get my mom one of these? So she can call Bangalore instead of me? Seriously, if low-end machines like this were as ubiquitous as phones, it would save a lot of us a lot of spare time.
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    1. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where can I get my mom one of these? So she can call Bangalore instead of me? Seriously, if low-end machines like this were as ubiquitous as phones, it would save a lot of us a lot of spare time.


      Me too

    2. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not buy her a Dell? She'll still get to talk to Bangalore.

    3. Re:Cool by texaport · · Score: 1
      if low-end machines like this were as ubiquitous as phones

      20 years ago, Southwestern Bell had tens of thousands of people connecting little boxes with chicklet keyboards to phones lines to chat with each other -- based on the success of a previous French project to link people with similar hardware.

      A few years earlier the French also proved their trendsetting knack for technology with the red ALICE units that were 300 baud (300bps for rude Americans who cannot properly pronouce Emile Baudot's namesake)

    4. Re:Cool by Nutria · · Score: 1
      20 years ago, Southwestern Bell had tens of thousands of people connecting little boxes with chicklet keyboards to phones lines to chat with each other -- based on the success of a previous French project to link people with similar hardware.

      Compared to "millions of phone customers", "tens of thousands" of Minitel users isn't that impressive. And if it was all that popular (compared to French Minitel, which was popular), it would have been all over the tech press, and the other RBOCs would have emulated SWB.

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    5. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if it was all that popular (compared to French Minitel, which was popular), it would have been all over the tech press, and the other RBOCs would have emulated SWB.
      Let me guess this right - you're saying that, because what happened doesn't fit with your assumptions about how the press and market capitalism work, it didn't happen?
  13. My head asplode by iPodUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that it's linux means the slashdoters will love it, the fact that it's AOL they will hate it. The sheer conflict in the minds of the slashdot readers will cause more than one head to pop.
    Also, what kind of a name is "America OnLine France"? Shouldn't it be "France OnLine"? FOL? Hmmm....

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    1. Re:My head asplode by bohemian72 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I'd stay away from Spain OnLine.

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    2. Re:My head asplode by ijakings · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean FON?

    3. Re:My head asplode by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's not AOL, it's the company that just bought AOL's French division. No word on the processor. Some kind of Celeron, from the chipset, but I don't know whether it's the low power version. If it is, I'd be interested in one of these machines; quiet, low-power, and almost certainly cheap.

      It's worth noting that this business model is not that novel in France. Before the Internet, the French had a network called Minitel. A load of dumb terminals were handed out for free to French businesses and households, as a replacement for a printed telephone directory. This gave access to telephone directory listings and a number of commercial services. The 'phone company took a connection fee, and other, premium services could also be charged directly to the bill. This machine is a logical successor to the Minitel; it's a machine which (should) require no more maintenance than a dumb terminal, and can be used to access the network that many regard as the successor to the Minitel network. Presumably with only 512MB of local storage, the user is expected to keep most of their data (email history, etc) on the server.

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    4. Re:My head asplode by EVil+Lawyer · · Score: 1

      FYI, in France, it was always marketed/branded as "AOL France" -- never as "America Online France".

    5. Re:My head asplode by iPodUser · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what does "AOL" Stand for?
      It stands for America On Line. So AOL France really means.... You know what? Nevermind. You wouldn't understand. (You're not an AOL user, are you?)

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    6. Re:My head asplode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can get this 2 boxes for 30 euros a month too:
      http://adsl.free.fr/wifi/
      ADSL 8 Mo hub 4 ports ethernet or wifi

      the multimedia box is linked through ethernet or wifi too
      -Television: http://adsl.free.fr/tv/
      -40 Go hard disk with tv recording, timeshifting, ftp access to put divX (mostly xvid right now) -vlc inside and possibility to view tv and your own movies from a remote PC, possibility to configure one of your PC as media center and watch or listen from it through your tv or hifi
      -free phone (even to the usa and some other countries)

      See the logo on the bottom of the page: linux everywhere for many years
      name: free.fr

    7. Re:My head asplode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aujourd'hui Ordinateur en Ligne.

    8. Re:My head asplode by boule75 · · Score: 1

      I am not so sure they will keep many things on the server : they will attach USB-2 hard drives instead, since USB ports are happily provided.

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    9. Re:My head asplode by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      FOL? LOL!

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    10. Re:My head asplode by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Presumably with only 512MB of local storage, the user is expected to keep most of their data (email history, etc) on the server.
      Or an external USB drive.
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    11. Re:My head asplode by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You probably would, but I think this machine is targeted more at the not-so-tech-savy crowd, who would be unlikely to buy an external hard drive.

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  14. What Distro? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Anybody know what distro this beasty runs?

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    1. Re:What Distro? by chroot_james · · Score: 0

      Le Frog Linux.

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    2. Re:What Distro? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to PC Inpact (in French), it's a custom distro, all open source, and it includes Firefox, Abiword, Gnumeric, GIMP, Gkview, Ekiga, MPlayer, and Bizanga, among other things.

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    3. Re:What Distro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it figures that they would not use the Kraut Desktop Environment.

    4. Re:What Distro? by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Finally, something other than a bad french joke. I mean, I'm not one to get bent out of shape about jokes, but it's nice to see a serious comment.

      Mod parent up. Informative, if I'm not mistaken.

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    5. Re:What Distro? by schwaang · · Score: 1

      MPlayer, eh? One wonders whether they licensed any proprietary codecs for it.

    6. Re:What Distro? by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Fortunately no need; we have crappy laws too, but you can't protect/patent a format here (even if DRMs now have a legal value because of the infamous DADVSI law).

    7. Re:What Distro? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      Firefox? I think you mean IceWeasel didn't you get the memo?

  15. "The Linux OS". by urbanradar · · Score: 1

    I wonder what distro they'll use. A custom one, perhaps?

    1. Re:"The Linux OS". by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Just a guess, but Mandriva is French.

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    2. Re:"The Linux OS". by wwiiol_toofless · · Score: 1

      Think it's the lesser-known AOL distro, damn slow linux. You know the one that comes autoconfigured with a VPN to NSA data mining servers?

      I keed.

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    3. Re:"The Linux OS". by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Made from scratch (see my comment for details).

  16. "PC"? by User+956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Code-name: Easy Gate. It's a computer, working under the Linux OS. It's a router. It's a DSL modem. It's also a telephone. All in one.

    Well, so then it's not a "free PC", it's a "free internet access terminal". I doubt anyone's going to be running half-life or photoshop on that thing.

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    1. Re:"PC"? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Actually, it comes with GIMP, Photoshop won't run on Linux.

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    2. Re:"PC"? by dslauson · · Score: 1
      "I doubt anyone's going to be running half-life or photoshop on that thing."
      That's right, they'll be running Gimp instead.

      The specs on this thing may seem a little light by modern standards, but I'm running XP/Ubuntu dual boot on my laptop, with plenty of apps under each OS (yes, including both Photoshop and Gimp), and I've only got 256 MB memory and a ~1.5 Ghz processor. It's not lightning fast, and it's certainly no gaming rig, but it still gets the job done.
    3. Re:"PC"? by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Nawww, really?

      Besides, you'd be hard pressed to get PS working acceptably under linux anyway. But I'll bet the Gimp works.

      And no, it won't run counterstrike. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid not everyone's a gamer, and those who are, aren't necessarily into multiplayer.

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    4. Re:"PC"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am reminded of the I-Opener Netpliance debacle. (I still have one of those things, hacked of course.) I'm sure FOL is implementing suitable legal protection against those who would sign up for service and then back out just for the free hardware.

    5. Re:"PC"? by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >Well, so then it's not a "free PC", it's a "free internet access terminal".

      OK, then define "PC".
      That thing they are showing is a Personal Computer, in every way... only without a hard drive (it uses solid-state storage). And, it is also X86, making it at least mostly IBM-PC compatible.

      > I doubt anyone's going to be running half-life or photoshop on that thing.

      Neither is available for Linux, so that is moot. However, you could probably run many smaller games, and GIMP. The main obsticle with that type of machine is the lack of a hard drive... but they are probably going to have the user store most stuff (Email/pics/etc) on the server back at the ISP. In any case, it is probably just fitted to be an internet appliance... browser, IM, VOIP, Email, minimal desktop, minimal office applications, and a few games.... that would meet the needs of probably 75%+ of the population.

  17. Thank god the French were prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a good thing that the French have montiors lying around the house even though they don't own a computer, otherwise this deal wouldn't be that great.

    1. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nearly everyone in europe has monitors lying around... It's illegal to throw electrical equipment out improperly in the EU, you can only exchange your old model for a new model (there's a surcharge on all electrical goods as retailers just pass the cost on to the consumer...) or pay a special collection depot to take your kit. Yeah, that might sound annoying to an american. But on the plus side, we don't drink so much cadmium :-)

      I have 3 LCD panels and 3 CRTs at the moment. I only use 2 of the 3 LCD panels. Yeah, I'm reading /., but if anything I'm _better_ at shifting old kit than most because of geekiness. Chances are, if you're in europe and ask around your street nowadays, you can get several monitors, not to mention lawnmowers, washing machines, vacuum cleaners, cheese sandwich makers, fondue sets, soda stream machines and god only knows what else.

    2. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://ec.europa.eu/environment/waste/weee_index.h tm

      - The various EU countries have varying levels of actual compliance with this directive, but the parent post is essentially correct. If you're wondering why some electrical items (ones that are for both the USA and EU on one production line, say) have random stuff like "RoHS Compliant" and "WEEE " stamped on them, well, now you know.

    3. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's the same in some cities in North America, too. However, most people here are smart enough to find a dumpster to dump them in when nobody is looking. Or they get left illegally in a farmer's field in the country (popular option). Which is *clearly* *far* safer and smarter than throwing them out in the proper bin at the dump (/me shakes head at the stupidity of encouraging unsafe dumpster practices through higher taxes).

    4. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      "If you're wondering why some electrical items ... have ... 'WEEE' stamped on them, well, now you know."

      Gee, and I just thought the engineers were having fun.

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    5. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Why don't people just donate them to goodwill?

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    6. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      i dont think goodwill want broken monitors.

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    7. Re:Thank god the French were prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it was not illegal to dispose monitors in France, but it had to be done through special disposal services for recycling.
      But since last month, all computer and electronics sellers MUST accept to dispose old materials of the same type that those they are selling. This is even true for remote salers on the Internet, who must make an offer to return the old equipments.
      In addition, there's now a national tax pad on all electronic equipments for their recycling.

      Anyway, beside the ridiculous xenophonia that reigns in some comments, I don't think this is a bad deal and not even a bad commercial strategy: France is in the high-range regarding rates of Internet access at home in Europe. It has the cheapest Internet offers throughout the OECD (source: OECD).

      But there are still millions of users that ony want to use the "slow" Minitel terminal only because it is *fast* to get the information from it, and it is extremely easy to use, offers lots of services since long now (even if those services are also available on the Internet), and was cheap (free to get, and cheap to use for most simple practical searches). This is that population, which does not want to use and maintain softwares on their PCs that Neuf-Cegetel is targetting. What theywant to sell is not really the terminal, it's the service defined by its effective usage. So:
      * no maintenance
      * no need to revoke the phone line
      * fast boot
      * low energy used (30 watts, less than a single light bulb, and comparable to most DSL routers)

      Of course there will not be any monitor or keyboard, but Neuf says that this is not their strategy to build them, as there is no added value, and Neuf is not a leasing company. However, to help users configure their system with compatible devices, monitors, keyboards, mice and webcams will be proposed as options for sale (they are standard models usable on any PC).

      What they want to remove is the effective technological fence of the complexity of installation, and the fear of binding contracts (so no need to change the current phone subscription, which remains available even if the box is switched off).

      Note that the subscription prices are just the initial ones. It will probably be cheaper (notably the refundable warranty for the hardware will very probably decrease rapidly, keeping only the subscription price; for the kind of service offered, based on partial degrouping with up to 8 Mbps/800kbps over ADSL, it will follow the existing prices of other ADSL subscriptions in France for similar services, around 20 to 30 euros/month (about US $20). It may even go further and support ADSL2+ later, for those that will rent the additional TV/HDTV decoder (with about 200 channels).

      So yes, it can be said that this is a free terminal. The initial configuration will not have a hard disk only because it is fragile, noisy, and uses too much energy. But there will be additions. Notably for the coming TV/HDTV supplementary pack, connected via WiFi or CPL, and which will probably be a separate box with its own harddisk (needed for VoD which is a key commercial target), that will probably also include a WMA/MP3 player with a CD/DVD player/recorder (for music sales).

      We'll probably see also DECT USB keys (for connecting standard wireless phones, without using costly VoIP phones that still have lots of interoperability problems), possibly integrated later in the box, and anyway the USB slots are already there for connecting mobile MP3 players (but not WMA players due to DRM which is currently not integrable on a Linux box). But note that this box WON'T be sold, it will remain proprietary to Neuf-Cegetel, allowing a future agreement to support a DRM support module in the EasyNeuf box, or in the supplementary TV box.

      We'll also see Bluetooth keys (for connecting mobile phones or cameras to transfer photos to the Internet, for their development)

      The strategy is clearly "Plug and Play" (not to be confused with the terms used on Windows which is clearly not Plug and Play).

  18. GOLD! by ijakings · · Score: 1

    After AOL realised that there was no gold left in france they packed up their prospector costumes and their picks, sold out, and moved onto the next country. Boy, you sure know when a companys in it neck deep.

  19. A VICIOUS CIRCLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    > If I had known for sure I was going to be first post, I would have put in "frist psot woot."

    You're obviously accustomed to failure with made you cautious which made you FAIL. Better luck with your next failure because you're destined to fail like the miserable failure you are.

    1. Re:A VICIOUS CIRCLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you fail at insults. LOLLERSKATES

  20. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it. I'm moving to France.

  21. Return of the Minitel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The French had something like this long before the Internet became commercially available: Minitel. It was wildly popular because the device was given to subscribers for free.

  22. Lost in the translation by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Code-name: Easy Gate

    Interestingly enough, that word in French can also be translated to be "Maginot Line".

    1. Re:Lost in the translation by Feyr · · Score: 1

      that's not even remotely funny. in fact, all the french jokes stopped being funny 2-3 years ago

      really, get over it.

    2. Re:Lost in the translation by compro01 · · Score: 1

      well, the Maginot line was a pretty impressive piece of defense, though they never took into account the possibility of being flanked.

      kinda like having a foot-thick steel door, then someone breaking a side window to get in.

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    3. Re:Lost in the translation by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      well, the Maginot line was a pretty impressive piece of defense, though they never took into account the possibility of being flanked.

      Well, they did take into account it being flanked, but they didn't do anything about it. The work to make it unflankable was designed, but France lost interest after seeing the bill. The part that was built was done closer to the time when people were still motivated to defend from the Germans.

    4. Re:Lost in the translation by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I giggled. Grow a funny bone.

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    5. Re:Lost in the translation by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1
      The French plan was to let themselves be flanked through Belgium, but then to counter attack through there, letting much of the fighting happen on Dutch or Belgain soil, so that France wouldn't be torn apart like it was in WWI.

      The Germans went through too fast, however. France was very well prepared to fight WWI. Just in time to fight WWII

    6. Re:Lost in the translation by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      Mods - this is not supposed to be insightful, but funny!
      Do a search on "Maginot Line" if you don't know what it is and why it's funny when related to an 'easy gate'. Hint

  23. Much better by BlackIcejane · · Score: 1

    This sounds much better than the Free Dell you can get when you sign up for Teuls High speed here in Canada (alberta)

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    1. Re:Much better by XiticiX · · Score: 1

      Ummmm no. Not even close.
      http://promo.telus.com/tm/06/q3/highspeed/?BAC-cs0 6q3HSpeed&link=tcomhome

      Canadians know how to give free sh*t away. Just look at our trees and water!

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  24. French AOL? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be FOL then?

    1. Re:French AOL? by chroot_james · · Score: 1

      you're fol o' crap!

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    2. Re:French AOL? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

      Spain should never get their own AOL. They'd be SOL.

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  25. Cette chose suce ! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Je ne peux pas installer des jeux vidéo sur la machine.

    Luddites pour toujours !

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    1. Re:Cette chose suce ! by Nexcet · · Score: 0

      cette merde est nul !**

      chose... suce o_O

    2. Re:Cette chose suce ! by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      Ceci n'est pas une grande pipe.

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    3. Re:Cette chose suce ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Une grande pipe, non -- c'est un système des pipes!

  26. This Thing Is Pathetic! by ewl1217 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can't even compare this to an entry-level PC! It's worthless and hardly a wonder tht it's free. Just look at the specs:
    • Intel 852 GM
    • 6 USB 2.0 Ports
    • 512 MB RAM
    • 512 MB Flash Memory
    That Intel card is a decent graphics card, good enough for web browsing, and 6 USB ports are great. 512 MB of RAM is pretty good, but only 512 MB of storage space (with the flash memory)? I'm assuming this won't have a hard drive, considering that it's free and there's no mention of one. You can't even install Ubuntu (or similar) on this! All you'll get is a stripped down KDE or GNOME environment with Firefox/Konqueror and Kopete/Gaim (I'm assuming so much at least). You couldn't even have space for documents. Sure, there are USB ports, but flash drives aren't good enough for bulk storage, and external hard drives are just bulky. I know this is meant as a web browsing tool, and nothing more. Worse yet if that the second anyone has an issue with this, they'll most likely blame Linux. You would never see Windows on a PC like this, so people would just assume that Linux is just a step behind Windows. This is far from the free computer everyone has been expecting.
    1. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by SpiralSpirit · · Score: 1

      External HDDs are getting cheaper all the time. Sure its slower than an internal one, but for web data storage its pretty decent.

    2. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin client, web based office suite, more powerful than the PC I had in 1996 and maintenance-free no doubt.

      If this thing had an SSH client, I could do 75% of all my computer work using it and the other 25% I could do over an X session from my main desktop. Admittedly if I was into multimedia it may not be the greatest machine but it looks fine to me. I wouldn't want to run Gnome or KDE on the thing but that's just personal preference.

    3. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by mikerozh · · Score: 1

      You can boot from network. You can have a file storage in the network. You can run without any local storage at all. It is not an issue. However, I would never store my personal files somewhere outside of my home. But may be it is just me.

    4. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``You can't even compare this to an entry-level PC!''

      Right. Entry-level PCs look a lot uglier and make a lot more noise!

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    5. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``All you'll get is a stripped down KDE or GNOME environment with Firefox/Konqueror and Kopete/Gaim (I'm assuming so much at least).''

      Firefox, Abiword, Gnumeric, MPlayer, some mail client, spam filter, Ekiga softphone, and some unspecified, custom-built MSN client.

      ``You couldn't even have space for documents.''

      You can get all of the above in well under 512 MB, leaving plenty of space for documents. Multimedia would be a different story, of course, but you should be able to get a nice collection of songs on it.

      Of course, nothing prevents you from connecting an external storage device, e.g. some portable player.

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    6. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Slax does pretty well in 200M of space. And its KDE isn't even stripped (aside from the obligatory 'strip' command. I believe a lot of it is also UPX compressed, many config and static files are run through zlib, etc.)

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    7. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      "Admittedly if I was into multimedia it may not be the greatest machine"

      I had a 500MHz dell for a long while. It was great for watching BT-downloaded TV and listening to music.

      For ref, right now I have a retrofitted DVD player with a 1GHz mini-itx and all slim components doing much the same job (Running a modified geexbox) - except I wrote a script to autolocate the most recent episode of the shows I like to watch (via bittorrent), and deletes them after 7 days from the last watching.

      Not exactly a DVR, but not bad for someone who doesn't want to pay for some 84000 hours (24hr/dy * 7 dy/wk * 500 channels for digital cable or dish) of TV I won't be watching per week. I prefer to stick to the five or so I'm guaranteed to watch, and get the rest of my entertainment outside.

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    8. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Nope, the submitter just doesn't know the difference between bytes and bits. In France, bits are translated to bits while bytes are translated to "octets". It is indeed 512 MB of both RAM and Flash memory.

    9. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Intel card is a decent graphics card, good enough for web browsing, and 6 USB ports are great. 512 MB of RAM is pretty good, and 512 MB of storage space (with the flash memory) means this doesn't need a hard drive. You don't even need to install Ubuntu (or similar) on this! You'll get a stripped down KDE or GNOME environment with Firefox/Konqueror and Kopete/Gaim (I'm assuming so much). You have space for documents on-line. Sure, there are USB ports, and fortunately flash drives are good enough for cookie storage, and if you insist on bulk storage, there might even be the option of an external hard drive. This is meant as a web browsing tool, and nothing more. Better yet when people realise they have no issues with this, they'll most likely warm to Linux. You would never see Windows on a PC like this, so people would just assume that Linux is more reliable. This is the free internet access terminal everyone has been expecting.

      I guess it depends what you're after.

    10. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Koatdus · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      ``All you'll get is a stripped down KDE or GNOME environment with Firefox/Konqueror and Kopete/Gaim (I'm assuming so much at least).''

      Firefox, Abiword, Gnumeric, MPlayer, some mail client, spam filter, Ekiga softphone, and some unspecified, custom-built MSN client.

      ``You couldn't even have space for documents.''

      You can get all of the above in well under 512 MB, leaving plenty of space for documents. Multimedia would be a different story, of course, but you should be able to get a nice collection of songs on it.


      No.

      I suspect that what you will get is a browser in "kiosk mode" that connects you to your aol start page. You will be able to sign in to access "premium" content, chat clients, your aol serviced webmail and a news portal. They will probably also include some online storage and maybe even a word processer. You will also be able to surf the web.

      The premium content will include streaming music and video that looks like the current video that you can play if you go to www.aol.com. There may even be on demand tv or movies.

      With a usb port they may have plans for a webcam add on and ip video phones.

      The 512MB of flash will probably be used to cache content. There may be tie in's to music devices that will allow you to purchase music from the online music store and download it through the usb port to your mp3 player. The interface will probably not look anything like gnome or kde.

      The French Linux hackers will have a blast making it do all kinds of cool other things. (lucky dogs)
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    11. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. An external 3.5 inch drive on a USB2 or Firewire connection is as fast as a similar internal drive. There will be a little more CPU overhead with USB, but under normal conditions you couldn't even tell. Try it!

    12. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      AOL owns XDrive now. They are giving away 5GB of space to anyone with an AOHell or AIM account. You can buy 50GB for $100/year. Now I understand why they made the purchase. Actually it even works under Linux if you have a Java Virtual Machine installed and usable by Firefox.

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    13. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Lorkki · · Score: 1
      You can't even compare this to an entry-level PC! It's worthless and hardly a wonder tht it's free.

      You may not have noticed, but it's not meant to compete with the "entry-level" of the high-end gaming rig crowd, and certainly it's a far cry from worthless. Just about any box from the Pentium era would be well enough for browsing the web with a graphical browser, and this seems like it can do much more besides that.

      That Intel card is a decent graphics card, good enough for web browsing

      Really now, anything with 3D acceleration is already serious overkill for that purpose.

      You couldn't even have space for documents. Sure, there are USB ports, but flash drives aren't good enough for bulk storage, and external hard drives are just bulky.

      I suppose by "documents" you actually mean your gigantic MP3 and DivX collections, or that you live in a different reality from this one.

    14. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by adolf · · Score: 1

      Back to your cave, troll.

      The box is a web-browser and reliable, though rudimentary, general-purpose computer. It probably does these tasks rather well. It's not so much for running arbitrary software.

      I doubt that it even has critical moving parts.

      You want storage? You've already mocked the idea, but flash drives are cheap and absolutely perfect for personal data storage. Remember, 1 gig of data is still an entire fuckload, unless your data consists of games, Microsoft products, or a media library. With 1-gig flash drives at less than $20, I fail to see a problem.

      And external hard drives, bulky? The whole machine, fully equipped with its potentially massive conflagration of external USB Mass Storage Device, is still going to be extremely small.

      You want more options than that? Buy a real fucking computer. It's not like they're expensive anymore.

    15. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by CagedBear · · Score: 1
      Right. Entry-level PCs look a lot uglier and make a lot more noise!
      And after they out of warranty, require their users to have friends like us who will fix them in exchange for dinner. This thing sounds like as long as you subscribe to the service, the provider will maintain the system. I always thought WebTV was a great business model, just poorly executed and maybe a little before it's time.
    16. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Very true. I ran some tests, and found out my external 3.5" 7200 RPM 250 GB USB2 HD is about 50% faster than my internal 2.5" 5400 RPM 60 GB SATA HD for both read and write operations. Only negative is that it appears to take longer to access individual files. Anyone know if FireWire would be better in that aspect? Still, I find even running games from it is working without problems - of course, I've only run older games such as UT and Serious Sam, given that I'm limited by an Intel GMA 950 (MacBook).

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    17. Re:This Thing Is Pathetic! by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1

      This is not pathetic it is a cool appliance.

      It comes with Firefox, Abiword, Gimp, Gnumeric, Ekiga for videoconferencing, email, internet messaging, Xine for multimedia etc. in a pretty complete stack which uses 168 MB of the 512 MB Flash memory leaving 344 MB for your personal files that you don't want to store online. It has three graphical interfaces:

      Easy: For beginners with large functional icons for areas of interest.
      Ergo: Designed for kids
      Expert: For the computer literate and with an OSX type dock that looks a bit like E17.

      http://www.easyneuf.fr/flash/presentation_easy_neu f.html

      It shoul fill the old minitel niche, which was itself very cool in its day. And of course it can be used a an internet telephone. Oh and if anything goes wrong people won't blame Linux - they will use the free online support "Docteur Ordinateur" where they will remotely diagnose and repair your system.

  27. Minitel 2.0 by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see the French using Linux here, though I guess it may seem in a clearer decision in light of current Microsoft/EU tensions. The best part is probably the way French people say "Leenoox" which we'll now hear more often than ever.

    This is a really cool innovation for French people too leftist to run Microsoft but too poor to own a Mac, following in the proud tradition of Minitel -- which, humble as it may seem in retrospect, was pretty cool if you happened to be a Canadian teenager who'd never heard of the Internet before when he first saw the network in action. Ahem.

    My question: does it have an integrated bidet?

    1. Re:Minitel 2.0 by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1
      It's nice to see the French using Linux here, though I guess it may seem in a clearer decision in light of current Microsoft/EU tensions. The best part is probably the way French people say "Leenoox" which we'll now hear more often than ever.
      Actually, French people pronounce Linux just like Linus does.
  28. The New Minitel by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Informative

    If all of you Francophobes could untwist your shorts for a minute, you might realize that this is pretty much an updated version of the Minitel, which most geeks thought was pretty damn cool back in the days of expensive 300 baud dialup.

    Besides, it runs Linux.

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    1. Re:The New Minitel by andyr · · Score: 1
      you might realize that this is pretty much an updated version of the Minitel

      Minitel was introduced in 1982, to replace dead-tree phone books. Pre-internet, France had already converted their population to online lookups, chat rooms, soft pron, pay-as-you-use. The walled gardens of AOL, Compuserve, Prodigy left Minitel in the dust, and a year later there was Internet.

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    2. Re:The New Minitel by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >left Minitel in the dust, and a year later there was Internet.

      Agreed, but Minitel is still there, thriving, and making big Euros for France Telecom. On my laswt trip to France last spring, I found Minitel terminals still easy to find in hotels and such both in Paris and out in the country. Many internet cafes had Minitel V23 emulators on their machines. You can download your own emulator here.

      Personally, I think Minitel will survive, because it is particularly French. The latest thing seems to be porting it to mobile phones, which seems a perfect fit to me.

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    3. Re:The New Minitel by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Minitel and Ceefax are two of the most useful and under-utilised resources around.

      I'm still amazed the BBC doesn't re-publish Ceefax pages on the web.

      In France, many people still have minitel (especially hotels) and it's normally faster to look things up on.

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    4. Re:The New Minitel by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Just found this link www.ceefax.tv.

      For those in the states, page 101 is the news summary and 100 is the basic front page.

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  29. AOl + linux? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    When did this happen? I would love to convert a few people over to linux/bsd/etc but they are tied to AOL so they are pretty much stuck with windows.

    Can this be done here in the US somehow?

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    1. Re:AOl + linux? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Read the summary again: They -bought- the French AOL. It doesn't mean they're using the AOL services, just their customers.

  30. Re:It's not M$, so no BSOD... by swab79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and if it were American it would have the smoke screen of lies...

  31. Bubblepack computing by monopole · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another instance of bubblepack computing(like the gumstix, socket pc, OLPC etc.). So cheap it's a giveaway/impulse buy, Linux based with zero maintainence/zero service. Sure, not a gaming rig, but sufficent to do the primary functions of a PC these days websurfing and light office functions. Not likely to be a primary machine, but an excellent kitchen/bedroom terminal, perfect for hotel/public terminal axcess. While they won't replace the present PC they will crowd them out just as PCs did to mini's.
    What will be interesting will be when the /. crowd starts modding bubblepack computing for specialized apps (wardriving, geolocation, picture frames)

  32. I'd hit it by djuuss · · Score: 0

    It kinda looks like a frying pan with a LED timer. I'm a fan of french fries!

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  33. So? Telus has been doing this for awhile now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://promo.telus.com/tm/06/q3/highspeed/?BAC-cs0 6q3HSpeed&link=flames

    Free Dell Dimension 1100.

    It may not be a router, phone and modem all in one, and it certainly doesn't run Linux, but it's also a complete PC.

    1. Re:So? Telus has been doing this for awhile now. by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      But then you are stuck with telus for 3 years. Telus silently blocks ports such as 80,443,25,53 and a few more i cant think of offhand. They do not inform you of this untill after you buy the service and call to complain. Thats not worth a 4000 dollar computer let alone this piece of crap dell.

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  34. Yummy by CODiNE · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm gonna pop that lid top and steam me some rice in that baby. Yeaaaahhhhh... at last Linux has gone BEYOND TOASTERS.

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  35. Nintendo Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Specs-wise, though, it sounds about comparable to a Nintendo Wii.

  36. Wow... by brockbr · · Score: 1

    Wow - A Full 500 huh?

    1. Re:Wow... by dumbfounder · · Score: 1

      and they are so precise about it, they calculated it out to one thousandth of a user

    2. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Usa its common to us a "," but in Europe you will see a "." used instead.

    3. Re:Wow... by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      In the Usa its common to us a "," but in Europe you will see a "." used instead.
      That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. What do you use for a decimal point, a comma? I suppose a billion isn't a thousand million in your world either.
    4. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and Americans wonder why some people around the world seem to keep taking the piss:

      http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0286244/13.jpg?path =gallery&path_key=0286244&seq=27

      Venture out of your MacDonalds Monoculture and you might learn something.

    5. Re:Wow... by daniel23 · · Score: 1


      you remind of the man driving an autobahn on the wrong lane and when he hears a radio traffic warning about some guy driving in the wrong direction he mumbles: one - huh. thousands!

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    6. Re:Wow... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Yes: Continentals generally use a comma to separate the integer from the fraction (for example, "une pile de 4,5 volts"), or sometimes the abbreviation for a measuring unit (for example "1m72 de hauteur"). A comma is easier to write with a fountain pen (which are still in common use on the Continent, where ball-point pens are seen as vulgar) and harder to miss. Even some British engineers and mathematicians write decimal points that look more like commas, which is not a problem because neither engineers nor mathematicians put commas in thousands.

      Modern practice is to separate groups of three digits by (en-)spaces. Dots used to be used on the Continent, but this is seen as rather old-fashioned.

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  37. Ha by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    ROTFL Why anonymously? That was FUNNY.

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  38. Re:It's not M$, so no BSOD... by 42Penguins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And as long as it pokes at America and not France, it will not get modded flamebait.

  39. Really a "thinnish client" by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Since it is using 512Mb flash for storage, though you could add on more via USB perhaps, it sounds like this is more likely to be a "thinnnish client" than a full-blown PC. By thinnish client, I mean a device somewhere between a full PC and a thin client Xterm. In other words, something that you can also use to interact with local peripherals, but primarily uses back-end servers for its main function.

    Linux is pretty well suited to this model of operation. It can be stripped to a reduced configuration. Since most people won't be doing very complicated things on the device itself, the "Linux-ness" of the device should not become a usability issue for most people.

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  40. Photos + details by Daas · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those of you who can read french, here is the official annoucement :

    http://www.groupeneufcegetel.fr/html/Presse/Neuf_C egetel_lance_Easy_Neuf_et_invente_l_Easy_Gate_la_p remiere__box__associant_l_acces_a_l_Internet_haut_ debit_et_les_principales_fonctionnalites_d_un_ordi nateur.html

    They say it is an all-in-one service that will include the PC, the LCD screen, mouse, keyboard and webcam. Internet service (up to 8Mbits). Applications including web browser, e-mail reader/writer, instant messaging, an office suite and a multimedia reader. Security features will include a firewall, anti-virus, anti-spam, anti-popup and parental control. An easy to use interface and tutorials on how to use the internet. Support will be included and provided by Neuf Cegetel and they can remotly connect to the computer for easy troubleshooting plus updates will be automatically downloaded.

    The distro is a custom one but all sources will be available on their website !

    Seems better to me then a Windows PC...

    Hi-res pics : http://www.neufgiga.com/partage_neuf.php?folder=10 76782


    Daas

  41. Re:It's not M$, so no BSOD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point proven.

    Good day, sirs.

  42. It looks so good.. by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    I'd call mine 'Bill'
    since he'd be my 'Gate'-way to the internet :D

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  43. Not for you, maybe by plasticsquirrel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Typical Slashdot response. This computer is not meant for the average Slashdot reader. It's meant for old women who would like to browse the web or send their relatives email, but who don't want to deal with the nuisances of PC's and Windows. These people don't need a 120GB hard drive or the ability to install Ubuntu.

    And no, these people will not blame Linux if things don't work right, because they probably won't even know that their computer is running Linux.

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  44. Free as in Beer? by Pinky3 · · Score: 0

    Not even close. "150 euros & 39,95 euros per month. An extra100 euros buys a flat screen, webcam, keyboard & mouse."

    It's just like your free phone when you agree to pay $60 a month for two years to your mobile company.

    It's "Free" because it runs linux.

    Don't you guys on slashdot get this freedom thing yet?

    1. Re:Free as in Beer? by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      The 150eur are just the guarantee and will be refunded on return. The 100euros are to buy the flat screen/webcam/keyboard/mouse and that's optional. The 40eur/mo are the subscription fees (with their current adsl modem: 30eur/mo). So the rental costs 10eur/mo, included in the subscription, and is replaced on hardware failure (see my post for details).

  45. Insightful? by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

    HUH!!!

  46. My /. submission of last week on that item by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ... which was rejected; Posted here for details. (too many details?)
    Neuf, the third French ISP (in terms of subscribers), has announced (in French) today a new offer, "EasyNeuf" (still in French), aiming at reaching people who don't have a PC: a small PC-style "plug-and-play" appliance called NeufGate running GNU/Linux. It will include (optionnally) a monitor (different sizes available), a mice and a webcam for 99euros (with the 14" monitor) and cover most common usages: e-mail, instant messaging (MSN), web browsing (Firefox), videoconferencing (Ekiga), a spreedsheet application (Gnumeric), a word processor (Abiword), an image editor (the GIMP), a movie player (Mplayer), a PDF viewer, ... The OS is built from Linux (from scratch), runs kernel 2.6.17.11 and takes less than 100 MB (less than 168 with applications). It will feature 3 different GUIs: for novices ("Easy"), for medium users ("Ergo") and for advanced users (GTK-based with an OS X-style dock, so-called "Expert" mode). A parental control mode will be available, as well as different security features (firewall, antispam, etc). Usage will be restricted by Neuf so that people won't be able to install applications (or viruses!). On the hardware side, it will feature an Intel Celeron M 600Mhz, 512MB of RAM, 512MB of Flash memory and no hard drive. There will be 6 USB and 5 ethernet ports, and acting as a NAT router, it will share the connection with WiFi-enabled devices too. The modular design of the NeufGate will allow future hardware extensions (harddrives? DVR features?). The box will be rented (cost included in the monthly fees): the operating system will be automatically updated and most problems will be remotely fixed (some of them without having to call the hotline, as the box will report errors; it will be remotely controlled by Neuf technicians on demand [you will have to accept, as they won't be able to access anything other than your NAT/router settings otherwise]; and no, you won't be root ;)); in case of hardware problems, the box will be replaced within 48 hours (hotline will be free). A 2-hours online tutorial will help new users understand the basics. Of course, it comes with the current Neuf "triple play" offer: 8 Mb/s ADSL (down, 1Mb/s up), Telephony (mostly free, at least to landlines in most Western countries) and IPTV (to be available early 2007). All the software used in the NeufGate will be available as F/OSS on their community website soon. Oh, and the price? 39.90euros/mo, everything included (except the peripherals, ie monitor/mice/webcam which will be sold separately; you can use your own). More pretty pictures here (still, still in French). Now, isn't that what we can call Linux Desktop for Aunt Tillie? :)
    Btw, it will be sold through retail stores.
    1. Re:My /. submission of last week on that item by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why it will run Ekiga for videoconferencing, as Neuf Cegetel is the company behind the development of Wengophone, an open source, cross platform voip client. Maybe because they won't finish Wengophone in time...

    2. Re:My /. submission of last week on that item by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes...way too long, too many details, too many special characters ();:[]"' and zero line breaks. I didn't even bother reading it, my eyes just glaze over in despair when I look at your huge chunk of ascii.

    3. Re:My /. submission of last week on that item by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      This was my ASCII art, you insensitive clod! Granted, I miss the artistic touch.

  47. Sure it's funny... by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

    Bahumbug! As an American I am able to laugh at jokes using American stereotypes. They're natural and unless used in an insulting or deragatory manner they're harmless. As others have noted it's...ironic, I guess?!?, taking history into consideration.

    1. Re:Sure it's funny... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      im canadian, not french. and i'm all for laughing at yourself and all that, but no one has made an original french jokes in 3 years. as i said, get over it, it's not funny anymore

    2. Re:Sure it's funny... by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

      I'm splitting hairs here (it's not that big a deal) but it was rather original since this project "Easy Gate" is new. Aside from that I haven't heard an original poke at the French in a while.

  48. You know your humor has truly failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    when it spawns a discussion of recycling.

  49. AOL and Linux by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Something just doesn't feel right.

  50. This thing isn't bad by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

    Flash RAM and I assume a stripped down custom kernel means this thing is gonna boot faster than any hard drive based PC on the market. Think 10 to 15 seconds from power button to a login prompt. Consider the fact that most people think a computer is "fast" if it can boot quickly and open the programs they want in short order, not run benchmarks fast. Assuming it's got some way of pulling updates automatically, it should be leagues past other entry-level PCs in this regard. I don't see it really becoming "obsolete" in the near future either. If it's got no moving parts other than fans, it also has the potential to be quiet.

    For slashdotters, this thing would be great for network multimedia storage or a personal webserver (with an external USB hard drive), for teaching people Linux, as a small portable box to run emulated games off of, hell, put a USB wireless card on and turn it into a firewall/router.

  51. A "Gate" linux box? by Youx · · Score: 0

    How do you like it, Bill? Eh!

  52. Wow a full 512MB??? by Alb_Be · · Score: 1

    My USB Key has more storage space...at least you can buy a USB hard drive though.

  53. FWIW - Telus is offering a free Windows box by bigjarom · · Score: 1

    From the Telus site: "Get a Free DELL(TM) DIMENSION(TM) 1100 Desktop computer with TELUS High Speed Enhanced Internet on a 3 year Rate Protection plan" http://promo.telus.com/tm/06/q3/highspeed/?BAC-cs0 6q3HSpeed&link=myt

  54. Just tax everyone by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    Most households almost certainly dispose of a relatively similar number of old appliances and electronics.

    It makes more sense to up property taxes a hair and then provide the service to everyone in the county; much easier than trying to pick up a few dollars here and there.

    I have to drive to a neighboring county and pay to get rid of crts etc because my county is so assbackwards.

  55. Nice, if you're not picky about stellar specs. by cadu · · Score: 1

    The specs here aren't really important : the real geek/tinkerer gets happy coz it runs linux and on such a small form factor ...
    and would promptly start to mod it/compile new software/make it do things it wasn't prepared to do ;')

    Like linux wouldn't already run very smoothly on these....there are still people with pentium 2-266 and 128mb ram with xfce and firefox and etc :-) and those are still pretty useable :)

    By the way, here in japan almost all isps are doing the same thing, but you pay like 10,000/15,000y (hmm...98/140~USD) and you get one of those refurbished PCs, the point here guys is that the japanese society is one of the most (if not the most) consumist in the world, *refurbished* pcs here mean "1-year... 10-months used, user found a prettier box and bought it"....those refurbished are usually pentium-III 766 with 512mb ram....30gb HD and comes with a CRT and keyb/mouse if you want. Surely a temptation for any hardware geek that wanna run a lot of boxes on separate points of the house doing some pointless-but-could-be-automated-with-linux task :) eehehhehe....

  56. Something probably as cool as the Freebox by Quent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes this box looks like a big breakthrough for not so computer literate people looking for getting in touch with friends and relatives using today's technology.

    However, this almost comes like shadow over the Free Telecom's new Freebox which comes with router, Wifi-MIMO connection, HD TV tuner and something like 50 free channels and a total of 200, including all the international ones like CNN, BBC and many others, a VoIP phone system with free calls to landlines all over Europe (free calls to Australia, the US and Canada for instance!)

    I keep going: Possibility to watch TV on your computer using VLC or use it as a multimedia player to send video and audio stream to the box that then displays it on your TV and sends the sound to your HiFi system through the Optical connection. Ah yes also video on demand with films that you can replay and fast forward for 24hours just as a DVD.

    Of course it can provide very fast Internet connection (28Mb/s), obviously runs Linux and all that comes for the ridiculous price of 30 per month (they just lend the box to you!!!)

    All that to say, with such as competition on the ADSL market in France, no wonder why Neuf Cegetel is trying to catch with such an offer...

    1. Re:Something probably as cool as the Freebox by bedonnant · · Score: 1

      you should also mention the possibility of getting several 10Go web page accounts, access to all the juicy newsgroups, and the fact that whenever the service is improved, the price stays the same. When i first suscribed, i had a 8Mbit/s connection, and no tv channels. I now have a 28Mbit/s connection, and a shitload of channels. Still 30/month.

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      ~~~ Paf. Le chien.
  57. Only 64MiB of system memory? by kayditty · · Score: 0

    512 Megabits isn't much.

  58. Why the hell is this insightful ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I can accept that stupid people like to moderate funny the lukewarm joke about fleeing and WW2. But insightful ??? Francophoby and prejudice run an all time high on slashdot !

    By the way : easy Gate : "simple portail" in direct french translation. In french I would translate into "Accés simple" but this clearly would not be as nice a keyword as easy gate.

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  59. I've got some reassuring words for you by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    Good news. I think that most of slashdot, like myself, had no clue what "Maginot Line" means, and figured it was some insightful translation. I probably would have voted it insightful if I had mod points and hadn't read your commend, since I have no idea what "Maginot" means and like to pretend I reward people for being smart.

    In other words, great news. we're not intentionally offensive to the french, we're just really intellectually lazy.

  60. Hackintosh anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By any chance, could this free PC be OSX86-compatible?
    It seems to have a suitable chipset family.

    That would make it the cheapeast Mac ever! :-)

  61. You must be wrong by Lex-Man82 · · Score: 1

    nothing of interest has ever come out of Belgium.

  62. Jewish comedian about holocaust by Paolone · · Score: 1

    Woody allen in his first books wrote nice jokes about holocaust.
    Too bad I can't quote any of them on top of my mind right now.

  63. Price by lemenuisier · · Score: 0

    To get it, you have to enroll for 12 months, pay 150E of guarantee, and then 39,90E per month.
    Or you can buy it: 99EUR for the 14" screen, 429EUR for a 20".

    Who will want to pay this price for a "Super Minitel"?

  64. Wasn't This Attempted Before? by pedalman · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember this little jewel? It didn't last very long. I'm just glad I didn't have to support it when I was at He^H^H Dell.

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    Friends don't let friends line-dance.
  65. I thought two things when I read this title by uarch · · Score: 1

    1) I never wanted to believe Gates when he said "Hardware will be free" (or something to that effect) but apparently he was right. Yes, I know it's not really "free" but to the end user it might as well be - it's now something that is just bundled with a service.

    2) I remembered seeing part of a Bob Colwell (PentiumPro Cheif Architect) talk at Stanford sometime around '02 where he made a few comments about the PC & CPU industries turning into a commodity market where everyone competes on price instead of performance.

    It would be interesting to look at the long-range strategic plans from Intel and AMD side-by-side and see how they're adapting to this shift.

  66. PC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd have modded you a troll for casting about ignorant aspersions regarding Windows' progs, like Half-Life and Photoshop, constituting a Personal Computer. Please crawl back under your bridge, you sheeple twit.

  67. octet is not a french word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "octet" is widely used in french, but not only french. For instance it is used in most formal standards written in english.

    The first "byte" was 4 bits long.

    Check wikipedia.

    1. Re:octet is not a french word by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      Long time I hadn't had any "know-it-all" AC answer. (1) I never said that bytes always were 8bit-long; Seriously, who doesn't know that? Thank you, Captain Obvious. (2) Bytes are *ALWAYS* translated to "octets" in French. Read as: There is no word meaning "byte" other than "octet" in French, or "octet" is the official French translation for "byte"; and all "French bytes" are 8bit-long (so, in French, it would be "512Mo" and couldn't be confused with "512Mb", hence the submitter's mistake which as a translation mistake and not a conversion one). Next: Where did I speak of other languages? Did I say that "octet" was only used in French? Did I say that it was *only* a French word (actually, it comes from Greek and English took the word from French; just like triplet, quadruplet, quintuplet, sextuplet, septuplet or n-uplet [rare: tuple used instead]): No.

  68. official website - stop bad assumptions by verdy_p · · Score: 1

    Stop discussing here about assumptions. The EasyNeuf box is detailed here: http://www.easyneuf.fr/ (the first "Presentation" item in the side menu) The open-source development site will open here very soon: http://www.easyneuf.org/