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Don't Be Evil — Hire It Done

MarkusQ writes, "The NY Times among others is reporting that Google is ramping up its lobbying clout (registration or bugmenot required). The 'Don't be evil' search engine company has hired the infamous astroturfing and dirty tricks firm Direct Connect, Inc. You may remember DCI from their recent attempts to pass off their 'Penguin Army' video as a product of some lone wit, unconnected with their client, Exxon. Or their involvement in Microsoft's 'even dead voters love Microsoft' campaign. With a staff of veterans in the biz (such as Chris 'Swiftboat' LaCivita and Jim 'Electioneering' Tobin), led by Tom 'Big Tobacco on the Dole' Synhorst, I'm sure DCI will be able to give Google whatever they're paying them for. The question is, what are they paying them for? And does 'Don't be evil' imply 'Don't pay professionals to be evil for you?' Or could there possibly be a non-evil reason to hire these clowns?"

332 comments

  1. sorry by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    No can do...

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    1. Re:sorry by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      -1? Look at his uname, deserves at least a +1 funny

    2. Re:sorry by claudiaslashdot · · Score: 1

      This doesn't sound like the Google of old, at least one of it's owners would never hire evil on his own. On the other hand, if faced with Microsoft's long record of dirty tricks that I know of first hand living in San Diego where MS stole Stacker's double-store disk space saving technolog. Later foreced to pay for it by the courts that would never have happened had not other smaller companies like Symantic helped pay Stacker legal bills. The point being, MS is such a power house, Google would be safer simply having evil on it's payroll even if they didn't indulge in dirty tricks.

  2. Not what you think by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps Google is just trying to balance out their lobbying efforts?

    When you start handing out money to both sides of the aisle, you can get better results.

    IIRC, Google was mostly throwing money at Democratic party people.

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    1. Re:Not what you think by dingDaShan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A very wise person said that "even evil people can do good things (though they may not realize it)" History says that DCI was arguably evil in the past, but does not indicate future evilness.

  3. Surprise! by yourestupidjerks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Corporations do shitty things to increase their profit margins! Shocking, I know! Come on, do people honestly believe that Google is some sort of sintly organization? Their goal - no, their legal responsibility - is to maximize the profit of their shareholders. Same as any other company. Get over them already.

    1. Re:Surprise! by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're assuming the phrase "maximize profit" implies "any way possible." But that's not the case. They can choose what they consider an ethical route to maximizing profit and still avoid being sued by shareholders. AFAIK no company has ever been sued by shareholders for not lobbying the government.

    2. Re:Surprise! by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, according to the terms of their incorporation, they promise to uphold certain principles above shareholder value, and they have no legal responsibility to reneg on this promise.

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    3. Re:Surprise! by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, according to the terms of their incorporation, they promise to uphold certain principles above shareholder value, and they have no legal responsibility to reneg on this promise.

      Except, of course, that this a fairy tale. No such "terms" exist which are in any way enforceable. The only laws governing corporations which apply to corporate activities are that which the Federal Securities Commission enforces. In which profits of the shareholders are always to be put before any other "principles".

      Principles can be put in motion in a business but only in the rare cases when the business is privately held, family owned or in some other special way enjoys the complete concensus of its shareholders, which usually implies small organizations.

    4. Re:Surprise! by bigpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Corporations do shitty things to increase their profit margins! Shocking, I know! Come on, do people honestly believe that Google is some sort of sintly organization? Their goal - no, their legal responsibility - is to maximize the profit of their shareholders. Same as any other company. Get over them already.

      And they can only maximise their profits in unethical ways? That seems not only cynical, but plain wrong. Business is about business relationships, you want to be as trustworthy and consistent as possible, otherwise you have the potential to scare off both customers and other business relationships. Yes power usually corrupts even the noblest of intentions, but to imply that maximising profits is incompatible with ethical behavior right from the start is not a redeemable point of view.

    5. Re:Surprise! by Conspicuous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly, thank you for being the one person here perpared to state the blindingly obvious.

      The attitude people on this site have to companies like Google and Apple confuses me deeply.

      If this was a story about Microsoft hiring an organisation known for dirty political lobbying there would already be 500 comments (rightly) slating them for using their power and prividge to try and influence the regulatory process. But if it's Google or Apple..... suddendly all your cynicism goes out of the window to be replaced with something along the lines of "But they're nice guys right? They couldn't possibly try and screw us."

      Wake up slashdot, any major corporation is only after one thing, cash. If "do no evil" was anything more than clever marketing the shareholders would have every legal right to seek the removal of Larry Page et al and have them replaced with people who will seek to maximise profits.

      Google has already shown with regard to China etc. that "do no evil" is absolutely nothing more than clever marketing anyhow.

    6. Re:Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget that corporation is a product of government (i.e. coercion), not free trade (i.e. voluntary association). Let's realize where the root of this problem is -- it certainly isn't found in act of two parties agreeing on voluntary trade for mutual benefit.

      The concept of profit (or money for that matter) is neither good nor evil: it's simply a tool. The concept of a special "right" to employ coercion (as all governments necessarily hold), on the other hand -- if that doesn't raise the red flag, then you'd better re-take Human Nature 101.

    7. Re:Surprise! by floppydiskparty · · Score: 1

      The point is that Google set a lofty standard for themselves. "Do no Evil" doesn't allow excuses. Maybe they should change their motto if they want to be the "same as any other company"

    8. Re:Surprise! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you think all lobbying is evil. Doesn't it make any difference what you are lobbying for?

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    9. Re:Surprise! by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      They can..., but they are still a public company responsible to a group of investors with essentially one thing in mind: returns. If a U.S. college basketball team scouts for really, really tall people in Indonesia and offers them full-ride scholarships and does their visa paperwork for them, is that dirty pool? Some may think so...but if they do it and get away with it, is it still dirty pool if the competing schools do the same in order to compete?

      I don't agree wholesale with the "it's the only game in town, so you gotta play" chestnut, but there are always two sides, I suppose. I'm quite certain they had meetings about what the public would think (and how long the /. threads would get), but they still made the decision, and presumably felt that the burst of negative PR would be worth the long-term benefit.

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    10. Re:Surprise! by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. If Google are using this money to lobby for net neutrality, to stop pressure on themselves to reveal private information about their users, and to clear the way for free municipal wifi, then how is this any less than fighting fire with fire.

      Doesn't sound too damnned evil to me.

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    11. Re:Surprise! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      According to this, insiders hold about 30%, so it's not like they're totally beholden to the mutual funds.

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    12. Re:Surprise! by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      In which profits of the shareholders are always to be put before any other "principles".

      As far as I know, thats a Milton Friedman quote from the New Yorker, not a law. IANAL, but as I understand it - a corporation has a legal duty to behave in a manner dictated to it by the voting majority of shareholders. I will agree that in most corporations this is something along the lines of "make us a shit ton of cash!" In this case the voting majority would be the founders and the CEO. Google was set up with dual class shares. Class B (10 per 1 voting) are not available to the public. As long as these three don't feel like suing themselves, they can do whatever they damn well please.

      Like I said before, IANAL - but I have yet to have anyone show me where a corporation is legally bound to maximize shareholder profits before all other considerations.

    13. Re:Surprise! by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Companies will generally use any legal way possible to maximize profit. Since many laws still permit unethical tactics, there are far more legal tactics than ethical tactics available for a company to use.

      If a company limits its tactics to the smaller set (ethical tactics), it will lose when competing against other companies that are only limiting their tactics to the larger set (legal tactics). Therefore no company will ever want to limit itself only to what is ethical. That's the nature of competition -- if you don't use every power at your disposal, you'll lose to someone who did.

      And as we've seen before with companies like Enron, some companies don't even limit themselves to tactics that are legal.

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    14. Re:Surprise! by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Load of crap. The "voting" shares are all held by the three main guys, and documents filed with the SEC make it perfectly clear to any investor doing due diligence that increasing shareholder value is *not* the primary goal. You want to buy a share of Google and sue them for not maximizing shareholder value, you'll be laughed out of court.

    15. Re:Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting Freudian slip of the finger "sintly" for "saintly"

    16. Re:Surprise! by drew · · Score: 1
      If "do no evil" was anything more than clever marketing the shareholders would have every legal right to seek the removal of Larry Page et al and have them replaced with people who will seek to maximise profits.


      They would have every legal right, but I suspect they would have a hard time getting anywhere. In case you forgot, the voting shareholders at Google are basically Larry, Sergey, and the other guy whose name I've forgotten. So one of those three would have to piss off the other two something fierce in order to be removed by "the shareholders".
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  4. Just because.... by sugapablo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just because you hire a firm known to have pulled dirty tricks for dirty companies like Exxon and Microsoft doesn't mean that they'll necessarily pull dirty stuff on behalf of all their clients.

    If pulling crap would make their client angry, they won't do it. Not to mention, that irrespective of "dirty tactics" the firm might be simply the best at getting the job done.

    Don't imply that Google is or will be doing anything wrong with this company until some negative action is taken. This company will do what it takes to make their client happy. If "Do No Evil" is what makes Google happy, then they will do their job within the confines of that model.

    Let's just wait and see.

    1. Re:Just because.... by wirq_1047 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately for right or wrong you are judged by the company you keep. It's not always fair but it is a cold hard fact of life.

    2. Re:Just because.... by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand, there's plenty of us that think that paying a company to work for you, knowing that they have a tendency towards dirty and underhanded tactics... That's the same as supporting that company's tactics. And the same as supporting 'evil'. Most people that were worried about their image simply wouldn't deal with a company that had done these things. This is especially true when politics are concerned.

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    3. Re:Just because.... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "don't be evil" is diametrically opposed to ""dirty tactics" the firm might be simply the best at getting the job done."

      You either have integrity, or you do not.

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    4. Re:Just because.... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Don't imply that Google is or will be doing anything wrong with this company until some negative action is taken.

      Thanks, I was actually feeling a bit iffy about having hired Tony and Guido to handle my collections, but you've put my mind at ease.

      KFG

    5. Re:Just because.... by Score+Whore · · Score: 1
      Just because you hire a firm known to have pulled dirty tricks for dirty companies like Exxon and Microsoft doesn't mean that they'll necessarily pull dirty stuff on behalf of all their clients.


      So even though I was a partner with Pablo Escobar in a used car lot, as long as our used car business dealings are legit I'm in a good place ethically? Sorry, homey don't play that game.
    6. Re:Just because.... by mordors9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you do business with an evil company, you are enriching it. You are rewarding it for its prior bad deeds by choosing them for your business relationship. So in essence you are serving to increase the incentive to do evil in the world. I also don't know why any of this is surprising. As soon as Google decided, for business reasons, to climb into bed with China and begin restricting freedom of access to information for the Chinese people they showed that they were amoral at best.

    7. Re:Just because.... by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry but Google posted a lovely page about banned books and supporting the freedom to read while censoring pro-human rights web sites in China.
      Looks like more of the same talking out of both sides of their mouth.
      It wrong to judge on looks. But judging by actions, well Google has lost the right to the motto of do no evil in my book.

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    8. Re:Just because.... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately for right or wrong you are judged by the company you keep

      Exactly. As TFA says, these guys are friends with Karl Rowe et al. They're the kind of people they have to influence, so Google hires people who know them. If Google needed to influence the Dalai Lama, they probably would have chosen a different firm.

    9. Re:Just because.... by Life2Short · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you might have drunk a little too much, your Kool-Aid moustache is starting to show...

    10. Re:Just because.... by Mastema262003 · · Score: 1

      So you are implying that Direct Connect's image will most likely be improved by it's association with Google?

    11. Re:Just because.... by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1
      So even though I was a partner with Pablo Escobar in a used car lot ...
      Yuk, I don't think we wanted to know that, but whatever floats yer boat ;)
    12. Re:Just because.... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the quote exactly... something to the effect, "The greatest wisdom is required to use injustice justly." from "A Scanner Darkly" (the book not the movie, but the movie was good to)

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    13. Re:Just because.... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1
      Maybe also, if a Google executive is busted with a hooker in his front seat, he can claim her hired her to as a mechanic.

      What would be the point of hiring a company who's only service appears to be astroturfing to do something other than astroturfing?

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    14. Re:Just because.... by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Kind of like claiming that your country is all about freedom and democracy, then using countries not bound by that claim as a rendition destination for torture and other violations of your own country's laws.

      I think this is the knee-jerk part of this story: Google hires the same firm that the GOP has used for dirty tricks. It's a subconscious association, and it requires conscious examination (like this discussion) to figure out what's actually so--and what there is to do.

      BTW, the motto is "Don't Be Evil," which IMHO is far more profound than "Don't Do Evil."

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    15. Re:Just because.... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Welcome to bussiness. Google can either fight their opponents on level ground or loose and go out of bussiness.

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  5. kdawson by bheer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wo, since when's kdawson a Slashdot editor? Anyhow, if he does half the job he did with TBTF, /.'s going to rock soon.

    All the best, Keith!
    --former TBTF reader

    1. Re:kdawson by ijakings · · Score: 0

      WHAT?! ./ rocks now! Now i say. Sir i find your insolence disturbing, i challenge you to a duel *Pulls out white glove*....

  6. Thanks by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just love how innovative companies like Google are forced to spend all this money on lobbyists just so Congress doesn't screw them over. Why isn't it all spent on making a better product? Because some people gave the government so much power beyond its strict Constitutional limits, which given enough time would mean lobbyists would be fighting over all that juicy government money and to shackle their competitors. "It's okay though, we can give the government all this power, we just have to, you know, limit the lobbyists!" YOU CAN'T. With that much money at stake, they will steamroll over whatever petty contributions limits and ethics rules you set up.

    Companies can compete on the market, or in lobbying ability. Thanks, voters, for making the latter so ripe.

    1. Re:Thanks by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most companies operating in the world have to pay off government officials in one way or another in order to operate successfully. Why should it be any different here?

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    2. Re:Thanks by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most companies operating in the world have to pay off government officials in one way or another in order to operate successfully. Why should it be any different here?

      Just a guess -- maybe because "is" is not the same as "ought"?

    3. Re:Thanks by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just love how innovative companies like Google are forced to spend all this money on lobbyists just so Congress doesn't screw them over. Why isn't it all spent on making a better product? Because some people gave the government so much power beyond its strict Constitutional limits, which given enough time would mean lobbyists would be fighting over all that juicy government money and to shackle their competitors. "It's okay though, we can give the government all this power, we just have to, you know, limit the lobbyists!" YOU CAN'T. With that much money at stake, they will steamroll over whatever petty contributions limits and ethics rules you set up.

      That's because there are no true small government types in government anymore. People keep voting for politicians who "bring home the bacon" and who pile all sorts of regulations on business. But if a major function of government is to regulate business and find various ways to extract money from them, then it creates an incentive for businesses to lobby government. Getting favorable treatment from the government becomes a competitive advantage, only because we live in a society that insists on micromanaging the economy.

      Don't want businesses lobbying government? There's an easy solution: get government out of the business of micromanaging businesses.

      A great way to end corruption would be to make government as small (and transparent) as possible.

    4. Re:Thanks by bigmammoth · · Score: 1

      Extending governments control is mostly done for corporate interest. The government is not powerful because "the voting people" made it so. When federal government exerts undue influence over the lives of its domestic populations it's generally to benefit corporate interests. The concept of shifting regulatory structures to the "free market" is not a panacea; concentrated power will always be corrupt. Free completion is always confused by existing power structures and the existing systems economic controls. They can muscle out innovation by being left unregulated to undermine the innovator by exploiting their market position or by using the government to regulate, there is no perfect system....

      But shifting regulatory structure towards local control is a good start. The problem is corporations have undue influence on resisting the process of localization. This is most apparent on the trans-national scale where trade agreements are being framed in such a way that localized control essentially negated and governments can be sued in a private international court for going against corporate interests. 1

      Sorry got off topic I guess.... but the basic point about trying to define a constitution and not allowing the government or corporations to exert undue influence is a difficult but important task.

    5. Re:Thanks by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Really? Government intervention is mainly to the benefit of corporations? What about the corporate tax? What about Social Security? What about rampant inflation? What about triple-and-quadruple taxation of investment on the grounds that "only rich people invest"? What about the rampat jury awards, completely disconnected from any harm or liability? What about taxation of foreign-earned profits? What about tariffs of their inputs? What about forced "negotiation" with strikers they'd rather fire? What about non-recognition of constituional rights of those acting in the interests of a corporation on the grounds that "coporations don't have rights"? What about mandatory audits of records without suspicion of wrongdoing? What about the blanket right to veto personnel decisions on grounds of "discrimination"? Wha...

      Oh, I forgot -- you only consider evidence that affirms your prejudices.

      I wonder what it's like to be you. Demanding ever more government powers, wondering why they get hijacked... You must be one of those guys who's like "Jeez, why doesn't Frodo just use the ring?"

    6. Re:Thanks by zifferent · · Score: 1

      Don't want businesses lobbying government? There's an easy solution: get government out of the business of micromanaging businesses.

      A great way to end corruption would be to make government as small (and transparent) as possible.


      Then businesses can screw over people directly, without all that messy government interference.

      ...And as a matter of fact the smaller something is the more things can be hidden. The more people are in on a secret, the more likely it's going to be shared outside of the secretive cabal.

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    7. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A great way to end corruption would be to make government as small (and transparent) as possible.


      It would also be a great way to end America. Let's pray it never happens. What you want to do is manage corruption, not attempt to "end" corruption, which is an impossible agenda if we're still talking about Homo sapiens sapiens.
    8. Re:Thanks by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      No matter how strictly you interpret the constitution, the commerce clause seems to be something which flagrantly effects Google. The Internet is an institution which by design crosses state and national borders all the time, therefore much of Google's business seems to be within the realm of "Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes." Perhaps you are right in the general sense that if government was smaller lobbying wouldn't be as much of an issue, but I'm not sure your point is valid in this case.

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  7. "Do No Evil" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And does 'Don't be evil' imply 'Don't pay professionals to be evil for you?'

    Actually, some would even say that it implies that you "Don't fatten the coffers of companies that do do evil". Even if you aren't planning on using them for evil purposes. It's not like they are the only game in town and Google should have more than enough clout to pick someone who was, at the very least, less "evil".

    But that just goes to show what I've said all along, Google is all about marketing and making money. "Don't do evil" was perhaps one of the best conceived marketing slogans ever for a tech company. They know their market very well. Some, like me, would consider their ad spreading technologically incremental search "core" evil in and of itself. How much better is my web using experience due to Google, well, other than Groups (which they purchased) and Map, not much.

    Just wait, the "real" Google will slowly show their hand and then everyone will understand.

    1. Re:"Do No Evil" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh...you said "do do evil"

  8. This seems like a very stupid movie by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

    In the old model of computing, the nerds were sort of like priests who went into a special room in which the unwashed masses were not permitted, to go commune with God (the computer.) They therefore became a sort of priestly elite, honored for their special place in society. Of course, only certain societies really felt this way... But the nerd priest made way for the nerd expert, and while the grapes-on-divan factor is lower, it still keeps geeks in a position of some power. The masses still want to be told what to do, because humans are pack animals.

    Thus, when someone wants to know how to find something on the web, they ask a geek. And up to now, the geeks have been telling them "use google!" But that can change any time, and begin the inexorable loss of market share to someone else.

    I have a feeling that google is riding on a wave of hubris, and it puts them at risk of crashing on the rocks of reality. Or some other such metaphorical bullshit.

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  9. The Political Machine by sheldon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Machine Politics is about graft. You vote for me, I'll give you a job. You don't vote for me, I'll make sure we pass a law to put you out of business.

    Google probably started talking to some politicians about Net Neutrality(or something else that effects their business) and the politician said "Huh? I can't hear you. Maybe you ought to drop my buddies at DCI some ka-ching to help fix my hearing problem."

    See: K-Street Project

    Washington DC has vastly increased in size in the past six years, and it's all been lobbyists, shills and political hacks. Lot's of people profiting at the tax payers expense.

    1. Re:The Political Machine by partisanX · · Score: 1

      You're talking about THEIR party, not MINE. My party isn't the problem.[/end sarcasm]

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    2. Re:The Political Machine by sheldon · · Score: 1

      The party that's the problem, is always the one which is in control.

    3. Re:The Political Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're alluding to an indirect relationship.

      It may even be a direct one.

    4. Re:The Political Machine by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Washington DC has vastly increased in size in the past six years

      Why only go back 6 years? Oh, I know.

      Face it, Washington DC has vastly increased in size continually since it first became the nation's capital. Sorry, this is not something we can blame exclusively on George Bush and the Republicans.

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    5. Re:The Political Machine by partisanX · · Score: 1

      That's the way people seem to see it, that's for sure. It only seems that way though, because the one that's "in control" is the one that falls under greater scrutiny and gets more attention.

      I'm not going to say that both parties are rotten to the core because of massive expanse of professional lobbiest, as I don't want anyone arguing with that statement. So I'll just take a pointer from the major media(thanks to Jon Stewart) and ask "Is the rapid expanse of the lobbying industry involved with both parties a sign that both parties are corrupt and rotten to the core of their black and darkened hearts?"

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    6. Re:The Political Machine by sheldon · · Score: 1

      If one guy steals $50 million fifty times.

      And another guy steals $50,000.

      Are both equally corrupt?

    7. Re:The Political Machine by sheldon · · Score: 1
      Why only go back 6 years?


      Because strangely enough, that's the time period in which the lobbying has really gotten out of hand.

      Face it, Washington DC has vastly increased in size continually since it first became the nation's capital. Sorry, this is not something we can blame exclusively on George Bush and the Republicans.


      Oh you are arguing that it's really logarithmic, and that while it was slowly building, it just happened to be a coincidence in that last six years that it got out of hand.

      Wow, what a way to whitewash what has been happening.
    8. Re:The Political Machine by partisanX · · Score: 1

      Would you want either one of them in charge of your money?

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    9. Re:The Political Machine by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 1
      Washington DC has vastly increased in size in the past six years, and it's all been lobbyists, shills and political hacks. Lot's of people profiting at the tax payers expense.

      Thank God that one of the major 'planks' of the Republican's platform the last election was "Less big government".

      Who knows what might have happened if they didn't promise that... </sarcasm>

    10. Re:The Political Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why only go back 6 years?
      Because strangely enough, that's the time period in which the lobbying has really gotten out of hand.
      If I'm not mistaken, what many slashdot readers would posit is the single most egregious result of "out of hand" lobbying (the DMCA) was passed in 1998, under Clinton.

      The Democrats might be slightly less evil that the Republicans (as in $999,994 is slightly less than $1m), but Clinton's administration paved the way for the abomination known as the Bush administration. Without the advances in polling and spin control that Clinton's administration pioneered, Bush et al would have never had the idea that they could get away with so much.
    11. Re:The Political Machine by Darby · · Score: 1

      but Clinton's administration paved the way for the abomination known as the Bush administration.

      Hardly.

      That honor belongs to the Reagan administration.

      Massive deficits? Check
      Massive corporate corruption? Check
      Torture camps? Check
      Terrorist training camps? Check
      Massive acts of treason? Check.

      Please. Clinton wasn't tearing up the road, but it was already laid when he got in.

    12. Re:The Political Machine by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      ... it just happened to be a coincidence in that last six years that it got out of hand.

      Got a reference? Or is this just something "everybody knows"?

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    13. Re:The Political Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because your not old enought to remember past 6 years doesn't mean he isn't right.

    14. Re:The Political Machine by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Be a patriot: Murder a Republican.

      Nice. Perhaps we should all just wait for N Korea to kill us all with the nucleur technology Clinton gave them. Talk about treason.

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    15. Re:The Political Machine by Darby · · Score: 1


      Nice. Perhaps we should all just wait for N Korea to kill us all with the nucleur technology Clinton gave them. Talk about treason.


      Or perhaps you could realise that 2 wrongs don't make a right.
      Especially you should try to understand that "he did something bad too" doesn't excuse treason, torture and murder.

    16. Re:The Political Machine by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Nowehere did I say Bush was a saint, nor did I say he's done nothing wrong. I was merely pointing out that politics is dirty business and neither party has a monopoly on bad or evil behavior. There is a tendency around here to blame everything on Bush and the Republicans - as if the world were an idyllic place 6 years ago before Bush took office. I am old enough to have lived through many presidencies and what I can say from my experience is that in most cases the second term is usually a disaster. Maybe they get drunk with power. Whatever, neither party has covered themselves with glory.

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    17. Re:The Political Machine by jafac · · Score: 1

      Or google may be working to make sure that when the "Net Neutrality" laws are passed, that they're passed in Google's favor (ie. fake "net neutrality" - like "clear skies" "no child left behind" "patriot act" etc.)

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    18. Re:The Political Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.opensecrets.org/lobbyists/

      Hmm, looks like an increase to me.

    19. Re:The Political Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, an insult, and a whitewash.

  10. If You Can't Beat em, Join em by Atomm · · Score: 1

    Nuff Said....

  11. can we just agree by iocat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    that Google is really no longer a company that does no evil? Their business model is basically: "give us all your personal information and we'll store it on our servers. Nothing to worry about here! We're the company that does no evil ...unless the Chinese goverment asks us to."

    The "it's all for the greater good" line sure wouldn't feel nice if you were the person who ended up tortured in some Chinese prison because Google gave up the contents of your gmail, or spreadsheet.

    Anyway, I realize this post is coming off trolling, and I apologize, but I'm sick of the double standard vis-a-vis google vs. any other large company. Judging them by their actions, not their words, they are not significantly different these days than Microsoft (these days -- not necessarily MS's historical actions).

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    1. Re:can we just agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, according to the press, Yahoo and MSN hand over email to the Chinese police. Google stores email & blogs outside of China and takes governments to court to keep government fingers off of personal info. You were talking about a double standard? Or do companies who say outright "oh, we're just in it for the money" get a free pass, ethically speaking?

    2. Re:can we just agree by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Google's real motto is to make money by producing the least annoying, most effective advertising.

      In the advertising world, annoying == evil. With that terminology, google does no evil.

      But in the REAL world, evil means a lot more. At best, google can claim they are less evil than most.

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  12. Guns for Hire by patrixmyth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Google didn't hire them, then there's every possibility that a competing interest would hire them instead. There's a lot of legislation bouncing around that affects Google directly and its users indirectly by weakening privacy laws. When the lynch mob is headed into town, you better hire gunslingers, not the local minister.

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    1. Re:Guns for Hire by multisync · · Score: 1
      If Google didn't hire them, then there's every possibility that a competing interest would hire them instead.


      What makes you think Google hiring them precludes their competitors from hiring them as well? The summary stated that Microsoft has been a client.
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  13. Possible reason - redefine evil itself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys and the politicians they work with are powerful enough to change the definition of "evil" itself. Just as the government does it with torture and terrorism (only evil when the other guy does it), the government can do it with whatever Google wants. Google wants to spy on users - simply pass legislation to redefine it as "good" not "evil" - and Google will be still doing no evil.

  14. When in Rome. by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You would have to be a fool to try to take "high road" tactics with the US administration and congress. That's not a anti-republican jab, that's true no matter whose asses are in those seats. The game isn't played nicely there.

    If we have to play dirty to protect net neutrality and the last semblances of online privacy - then we should get the dirtiest fuckers out there.

    Sometimes the ends justify the means.

    1. Re:When in Rome. by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you could cure cancer by killing one person, wouldn't you have to do that? Wouldn't that be the brave thing to do?

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  15. Never happened by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

    Us: "Really? Google? You guys are jumping on the guerilla marketing bandwagon?"

    Google: "Hey! Look over there! A unicorn!"

    Us: "Where?"

    Google: "Guess it was just a regular horse . . ." (You know you love that movie)

    Us: ::Searching for "google + DCI"::

    Interweb: "404"

    C'mon, you thought they'd only do it in China? I mean, they are doing this in an effort to gain the sympathies of our current regime...

    And speaking of guerilla marketing, this article was disturbing:

    Confessions of a guerilla marketer

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    1. Re:Never happened by chroot_james · · Score: 1

      Searching google for google and DCI works fine...

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    2. Re:Never happened by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

      By, "doing this" I meant hiring DCI, not censoring the internet. Sorry for the confusion. My dialogue was meant to be a farsical hypothesis of things to come.

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    3. Re:Never happened by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      And speaking of guerilla marketing, this article was disturbing:

      Confessions of a guerilla marketer


      By the way, that website is further proof (as if it was needed) that graphic designers shouldn't do web design... They just won't understand that web isn't WYSIWYG: "but it looks fine on my computer".
    4. Re:Never happened by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

      I always wonder if things that I read at work (IT manager KNOWS Firefox is in every way superior, uses it at home, won't let me put it on my desktop) translate from IE to real browsers. Sorry about that.

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      "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -Gary Larson
  16. Nothing personal, just business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because they do dirty tricks doesn't mean they are evil, they are just doing what they are hired for. If MS wants a voting ad thats what they will get, if Google wants something a lot tamer they can do that too.

  17. Google is not being Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just hired someone to do it for them.

  18. Not necessarily bad... by electrosoccertux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People at /. tend to mistake the prospect of being in power with being corrupted. The correlation% between the two is very high, but just because you have power or money does not mean you are evil.

    I still think Google will be using their powers (or monies in congress) for good. It's ok to look to gain more power if it benefits others. Regardless of what the depressing "LOOK OUT!" books tell us, no one in history has managed to obtain that level of power, and keep it [if they had, we wouldn't be talking about this now]. I think Google may be the first company that sees not just the next several financial quarters, but the next several hundred. They're too smart to fall for the lock-your-customers-in-and-rape-them business method that is so popular now days. If you want to be a dictator, the people have to like you. If you want to remain dictator, people have to still like you and your policies. Regardless of what evil wants, it seems that it cannot have what it desires without some good. In this case, that good will be keeping us happy. I know this flies in the face of Huxley and BNW, but if we die happy, what gives?

  19. How Effective Do You Think A "Don't Be A.... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    ...Naive Adult" campaign would be for the following types of people:

    1. Anyone who believes "evil" can apply to a corporation?

    and

    2. Anyone who believes a company when they say they won't be evil?

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  20. But astroturfing is what they DO by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just because you hire a firm known to have pulled dirty tricks for dirty companies like Exxon and Microsoft doesn't mean that they'll necessarily pull dirty stuff on behalf of all their clients.

    This is a little disingenuous. Direct Connect is an astroturfing company; that's what their people are good at. They make things (like the Microsoft letters, or the Swiftboat ads, etc.) that are specifically designed to look like they are coming "from the people" when they in fact are not. While they have many ways of going about it, it seems to be the only service they provide.

    If someone hires a high-priced specialist, it seems reasonable to assume that they want the specialist's services, doesn't it?

    --MarkusQ

    P.S. For the record, I like Google. A lot. I used it to dig up most the links in the story. But that doesn't mean that I blindly trust them and everyone who works for them, or want to possibly sit quietly by while some quislings pervert them from within. It is much easier to keep a basically honest company honest then to bring one back from the dark side once they've gone over.

    1. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Direct Connect is an astroturfing company; that's what their people are good at.


      DCI is a full spectrum political consulting, PR, and telemarketing firm; while some of the work it has done certainly has been "astroturfing", a lot of it seems to be routine political consulting and marketing.

      DCI is not an "astroturfing" company, but like most political consulting firms, most of their work doesn't make headlines. Its only when they are caught doing something controversial, like astroturfing, that anyone notices them.

    2. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Informative
      DCI is a full spectrum political consulting, PR, and telemarketing firm; while some of the work it has done certainly has been "astroturfing", a lot of it seems to be routine political consulting and marketing.

      They sure are. As they put it themselves "Whatever the issue, whatever the target--elected officials, regulators or public opinion--you need reliable third party allies to advocate your cause. We can help you recruit credible coalition partners and engage them for maximum impact. It's what we do best." The services they provide include:

      • Astroturfing (see links in story)
      • Push-polling
      • Telemarketing (as you mentioned)
      • Grass-tops (their term, not mine, but I can guess)
      • Fake blog and video production (see links in story)
      • Journo-Lobbyists
      • Spamming (see previous links)
      • Junk mail (dead tree spam) (their original line)
      • and employment services

      What they don't seem to do is anything legitimate, or at least non-slimy. Got any examples you'd like to share?

      --MarkusQ

    3. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by nine-times · · Score: 1

      They make things (like the Microsoft letters, or the Swiftboat ads, etc.) that are specifically designed to look like they are coming "from the people" when they in fact are not...[snip]...If someone hires a high-priced specialist, it seems reasonable to assume that they want the specialist's services, doesn't it?

      Sure, it means they want to use the specialists for something, but for what? Would it be so bad if someone organized "grass roots" campaigns that were pro-OSS, pro-net-neutrality, etc. I mean, there are real grass-roots efforts, so even if these guys blew it a little out of proportion, it wouldn't exactly be false.

      The way I look at it is, lobbyists are there. There's no doubt that Microsoft is lobbying Congress to make laws that would favor Microsoft and hurt Google, and if Google needs to hire a lobbyist in order to make their voice heard, that doesn't seem unethical to me, as long as their voice is an ethical one.

    4. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by W.Mandamus · · Score: 1

      Considering the ads that are running against Net Nutrality on local cable, I can see Google do this. "What is Net Nutrality? It means that you pay more for big companies like Microsoft and Google."

    5. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Direct Connect is an astroturfing company; that's what their people are good at. They make things (like the Microsoft letters, or the Swiftboat ads, etc.) that are specifically designed to look like they are coming "from the people" when they in fact are not.

      The Swiftboat ads involved people who actually served during the time that John Kerry did and desired to state their opinion of the illegitimacy of his military decorations and military service in general - exactly who do you think such statements should be coming from?

    6. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Swiftboat ads involved people who actually served during the time that John Kerry did and desired to state their opinion of the illegitimacy of his military decorations and military service in general - exactly who do you think such statements should be coming from?

      The whole point is, the ads didn't come from such people, though they were designed to appear as if they had. That's what astroturfing is all about.

      They were, in short, highly sophisticated trolls.

      --MarkusQ

    7. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      The Swiftboat ads involved people who actually served during the time that John Kerry did and desired to state their opinion of the illegitimacy of his military decorations and military service in general - exactly who do you think such statements should be coming from?

      Who indeed.

      One of the veterans who says Kerry wasn't under fire was himself awarded a Bronze Star for aiding others "in the face of enemy fire" during the same incident.
      Perhaps Kerry's commanding officer should make a statement.
      Elliott, who had been Kerry's commanding officer, was quoted by the Boston Globe Aug 6 as saying he had made a "terrible mistake" in signing the affidavit against Kerry, in which Elliott suggested Kerry hadn't told him the truth about how he killed the enemy soldier. Later Elliott signed a second affidavit saying he still stands by the words in the TV ad. But Elliott also made what he called an "immaterial clarification" - saying he has no first-hand information that Kerry was less than forthright about what he did to win the Silver Star.
      http://www.factcheck.org/article231.html

      In general, the people serving directly with Kerry would be in the position to remark on his service, except in in the cases where those people are proven liars with a political agenda.

      Bottom line, the problem with the Swiftboat ads is not in their truth. The problem is the truth didn't matter--it was ALL about politics.

      Think there's some question about Kerry's service? How about a guy who lost 3 limbs in the same war? How about a guy who spent a couple years as a POW? All were 'swiftboated.'

      And even if the worst said about Kerry's service is true, it stills compares rather favorably to the service records for George 'stopped showing up physicals when they started giving drug tests' Bush and Dick 'I had other priorities' Cheney.

      To bring it around on topic, to do business with people who make it their job to defame and disparage real American heroes does NOT fall under the guidelines of "do no evil."

    8. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      The "vets" in the story by their own admission had no personal knowledge of the events in question

      and the men who put Kerry in for his Silver Star were not personal witnesses to his supposed act of valor - does that make their original award proposal less valid? Do you think they were going on what they were told? Do you think the men in the other Swift boats involved in the same action, regardless of their proximity to Kerry's supposed heroism, might have some experience and knowledge of the character of the man and whether he would be deserving of such an award? Who'd be the better judge - those that worked daily with Kerry or the higher ranking officers that had never met the man and simply signed a document placed in front of them, believing that their underlings had vetted the application?

      Some of the "vets" were Bush staffers

      Ah yes - Ken Cordier - though he spent six years as a guest in the ever lovely Hanoi Hilton, God forbid he publicly dare speak his opinion about Kerry - because Ken had the audacity ot serve with a group of other veterans in attempting to advise the Bush campaign about veteran issues. That rascally devil - what would he know anyway, having all that paid vacation time courtesty of the North Vietnamese.

      The ads were put together by DCI employees

      Yep - imagine hiring a public relations person to put together an advertising campaign. The veterans should have bought a cheap 8mm camera and taped and deployed the whole campaign themselves.

      The ads were funded by the Republicans, not by the vets

      Of course they were funded by Repulicans! Do you think the Domocrats would pay for such a thing? There's a difference between being funded by Republicans and being funded by the Republican Party - but the articles do their best to minimize the distinction.

      The affidavits they used were modified from what some of the vets had said

      But they were not modified after they were signed. The affidavits were the signed statements of the veterans in question. There is no legal requirement that one write the statement that one signs - only that one make an attempt to understand and agree before signing. The one member, George Elliot, has much more ink thrown around about the fact that he felt bad about signing the first affidavit, but it's always casually mentioned in passing, at best, that he signed a second one reaffirming his first. It's mentioned that he's refused to talk to reporters - odd that, as we know how the press strives to maintain itself as completely neutral in politics (snicker).

      They were, in short, highly sophisticated trolls.

      Trolls, eh? Those men who appeared in the Swift Boat ads did so of their own free will. They served in various roles, many of them documented and widely witnessed as herioic, as POWs, as fighter pilots, and, get this, as Swift Boat personnel, during the same period and in the same places and in the same war as John Kerry - and they wanted their voices heard too - yet they continue to be lambasted for having the audacity to challenge Mr. Kerry's effort to make himself seem like a war hero for the express purpose of being elected president.

    9. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      How about a guy who lost 3 limbs in the same war?

      Max Cleland did not lose his limbs in a combat action. Go read what he was doing when the grenade exploded.

    10. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by jthill · · Score: 1

      Would it be so bad if someone organized "grass roots" campaigns that were pro-OSS, pro-net-neutrality, etc.

      Why, yes, it would be. [F/]OSS succeeds or fails because it actually is or isn't better. Net neutrality succeeds or fails because people do or don't actually care enough to badger their representative. "It's OK if we do it because we're the good guys" is what evil looks like in the mirror.

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    11. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by nine-times · · Score: 1

      F/OSS succeeds or fails based on how much support (of one kind or another) projects get. People don't support projects that they don't know about or that they think are "doomed to fail". People understanding "what's at stake" with open standards (as opposed to Microsoft's standards) would go a long way towards opening doors for F/OSS to be used.

      Net neutrality succeeds or fails based on who has the best lobbyists. There aren't enough "people" who understand the issues involved well enough to badger anyone, and that's assuming that our representatives care about people badgering them instead of just listening to lobbyists anyway.

      "It's OK to do it because it's OK, and we have to do it because our opponents are doing it," is how you keep from losing.

    12. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Man your owning up this thread markusQ...

      Theres only one question, which alternate search engine do *YOU* work for?
      (kidding! :)

      ps: is it yahoo?

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    13. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
      Theres only one question, which alternate search engine do *YOU* work for? (kidding! :)

      No, I'm a programmer for a small (and struggling) game company. But I use Google a lot and I happen to be an American, so I have a vested interest in keeping the system as honest as I can.

      Oh yeah, and as the mail server admin I hate spammers. I mean that. When I was a kid a neighbor once threw a dog turd at me, and I still bare him less malice than spammers. Also telemarketers. And push pollers. And jerks in general.

      *smile* So I'm shining light on these pinheads for the purely personal joy of doing the right thing, of having all my motivations line up on the same side of an issue and being able to act on it.

      --MarkusQ

    14. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=19657 1&cid=16105445

      A difficult revelation

      This is a little disingenuous. Direct Connect is an astroturfing company; that's what their people are good at. They make things (like the Microsoft letters, or the Swiftboat ads, etc.) that are specifically designed to look like they are coming "from the people" when they in fact are not.

      Folks, I've got some hard news to tell you. MarkusQ is an astroturfing user.

      That's what he's good at. He submits stories that are specifically designed to look like they are coming "from the people" when really they are not. His opinions about some PR firm being "evil" "clowns" are not actually shared by the general public.

      Who can tell what motivates his fear and hatred of an obscure firm that practically no one else has ever heard of? Perhaps he is jealous of his more successful rivals in the world of astroturfing. Or maybe he is just being paid by the opposing team to spread their own filthy propaganda around. Or he might simply be a doodoohead. Does it even really matter?

      There is one thing I can tell you, though. MarkusQ is clearly evil. Google should not hire him. Ever.

      This post was sponsored by the Council of Conserv^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Concerned Citizens. (c)2006

    15. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by initialE · · Score: 1

      I hereby propose the idea that everyone in this thread is an astroturfer. :p

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    16. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My client disagrees with this comment!

    17. Re:But astroturfing is what they DO by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Max Cleland did not lose his limbs in a combat action. Go read what he was doing when the grenade exploded.

      So what if it was the result of enemy action or an accident? It was still in the field during a war, and it certainly doesn't invalidate the Bronze and Silver Stars he earned in Khe Sanh.

      You really know how to make yourself look like a jackass, don't you?

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  21. a philosophy major's take by witten · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's look at this question from a philosophy angle. Let's say Google is bent on doing good, or at the very least, committed to avoiding evil. If they then employ or otherwise use the services of someone, like a lobbying organization, with a history of doing evil, is Google doing evil?

    There are two possibilities here. One is that the lobbying organization with a track record of evil does no evil while being payed by Google. The other is that the lobbying organization continues its standard practice of evil behavior while on the clock for Google.

    In the first case, one could perhaps argue that paying someone who used to do evil that no longer does evil is giving them a new start, a chance to make things right. However if the lobbying organization doesn't do evil on behalf of Google, but still does evil on behalf of other clients, then one could argue that Google is supporting the evil-doer financially, even if it isn't contributing to evil directly.

    Let's examine the second case. If the organization actually does commit evil directly while on the clock for Google, and Google is aware of it, then one would have a difficult time arguing that Google is not at least guilty of contributory evil.

    Of course, none of this says what good or evil actually are. I'll leave that as an excercise for the reader.

    1. Re:a philosophy major's take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant stuff. Kant and Heidegger would be kissing your philosophical pheet if they were still around.

    2. Re:a philosophy major's take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only assume you're being sarcastic. It struck me re-digested common sense vomited up with a few big words and a false sense of authority.

  22. Typo in summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Near the bottom it says "clowns" when it obviously was supposed to say "assclowns".

  23. Net Neutrality would be a good reason... by chroot_james · · Score: 1

    Probably just the start for them too.

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  24. If you still buy the "don't be evil" B.S... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's 2006. If you still buy Google's "don't be evil" B.S., I have a rich friend in Nambia who wants to meet you.

  25. Oblig Star Wars reference re-imagined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Palatine: The Dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to by unnatural.

    ...

    Anakin Googlewalker: Is it possible to learn this power?

    Palpatine: Not from a Jedi, but only from a corporate PR/lobbyist Sith Lord.

    Anakin Googlewalker: (shudder)

  26. Non-evil? Maybe... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Or could there possibly be a non-evil reason to hire these clowns?"


    Given the lobbying firepower being deployed by the anti-net-neutrality side, if Google, usually portrayed as pro-neutrality, is serious about a pro-neutrality stance as something more than a quixotic PR stand, it needs the capacity to go toe-to-toe with the cable and telephone industries.

    And that means you need people that are familiar with the broadest possible spectrum of lobbying tactics, capable of advising on how to counter them, and capable of deploying whatever tactics Google is willing to go with in response.

    Anything less is bringing a knife to a gun fight.
    1. Re:Non-evil? Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Guns for show, knives for a Pro!" :-)

    2. Re:Non-evil? Maybe... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Your's is the first truly insightful post in this thread... ideology is great as a guiding force, but sometimes the path leads you through some true evil. As an example, most Americans agree that killing innocent civilians is wrong, but few criticized the firebombings of Japan and Germany in WWII. The ends can indeed justify the means. Ask yourself, would you rather see Google succeed by paying Washington or by paying Verizon, Comcast, etc.? Really... that's the choice. I'm glad to see them in the fight.

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    3. Re:Non-evil? Maybe... by flathead_iv · · Score: 1

      Also, any company you hire is a company that your opponent can't.

      (Assuming the company has at least some ethics.)

    4. Re:Non-evil? Maybe... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      And on the way down that path, google loses its honour. Is a dishonourable victory better than a loss?

      For the greater good! The ends justify the means!
      These mantras may help you sleep at night, but deep down you know, part of you is dead. At least, shot with a gun, is a quick death. A life lived without honour ; The slow death of the righteous soul.

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  27. What's the story exactly? by Gorimek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The submission seems to say "Google may do something evil in the future, let's start the backlash now so it's over with".

    Wake me up when there's something real.

  28. I do not get the Google lovers by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

    I really fail to understand this irrational love affair some Slashdotters have with Google The Corporation.

    Let me refresh your memory on some basic principles of large corporations:

    1. The only purpose of a corporation is to make money for its shareholders (and/or CEOs in case of badly broken business communities such as the USA)
    2. Large corporations are artificial "persons", whose "personality" is 100% amoral, their "life's" purpose being point #1 but any "humanizing" influence which some of their staff might once had on them is long since overpowered by the sheer size and the amounts of money and investments involved.
    3. In fact, should large corporations be real people, their behaviour would fall into the category of a "perfect sociopath" as for the purpose of achieving their main goal, they will attempt to rob their customers of all of their money (if they can get away with it) and drive their suppliers and workers into indentured slavery (if they can get away with it).

    Based on these rather basic points, people who believe corporate propaganda about "doing no evil" or "being ethical" can only be described as naive dolts. All of the corprate policies are a mere device put in place at any particular moment by the CEO for the sole purpose of making money and can be changed or revoked as soon as they become invonvenient or a more profitable way is found.

    In other words: why won't you people wake up and realize that you are giving your trust and allegiance to someone else's way of making money? How brainwashed and inane can you get?

    1. Re:I do not get the Google lovers by Xuranova · · Score: 1

      Did you steal your list directly from "The Corporation" or is it just a coincidence?

      Also believe it or not, people can make money and not screw over everyone in the process. Google comes as close to this as a comnpany of their size can at the moment. That's why people love them. They aren't about firing large amounts of staff just to make quarterly expectations.

      People love comapnies that treat them right. There are people who love companies based on how they treat others. Google has done a decent job managing both sides of the PR spectrum.

      Smile a little. When they merge with MS then come back and complain

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    2. Re:I do not get the Google lovers by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Also believe it or not, people can make money and not screw over everyone in the process.

      That is true, but increasingly unlikely as the size of the business and a number of large and insititutional shareholders increase. Also as a corporation grows its managment usually ceases to be that of "principled" individuals and becomes that of career CEOs and executives who have only one common thread on their CVs: making more profit wherever they go. In an environment like that the company will become an amoral entity I described. It a virtual inevitability. Its in the rules of the game. The very mechanics of the thing make it so. All the "do gooders" within the corporation are simply powerless to stop this juggernaut of increasingly callous profit-taking once it gets rolling.

      Google comes as close to this as a comnpany of their size can at the moment.

      Really? How come they are hiring slimeball political manipulators then?

      I have news for you: the only reason Google appears to fit your criteria is because a situation has not occured before that forced them to make a choice between their "principles" and a large amount of money. Now it has. And they are choosing the way a corporation would: political corruption peddling to make more dough for themselves.

      They aren't about firing large amounts of staff just to make quarterly expectations.

      That stage of corporate life-cycle is down the path. Google is too young for this yet.

      Google has done a decent job managing both sides of the PR spectrum.

      And that is all: PR. Not to be confused with reality.

      Smile a little. When they merge with MS then come back and complain

      They do not have to merge with MS to behave like all the other behemoth corporations. Also, who is complaining? You confuse simple pointing out of some basic facts of life with complaining. If I say that heavy objects fall down hard on my foot when I drop them, does it mean I am complaining about gravity?

    3. Re:I do not get the Google lovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only purpose of a corporation is to make money for its shareholders (and/or CEOs in case of badly broken business communities such as the USA)


      That's totally not true. A US Corporation is supposed to do whatever it is that it's shareholders's goals are. If your shareholders happen to be mutual-funds, VC, etc; then what you said is a sad truth, they're in it for the money. OTOH if your majority shareholders are pacifists your corporate goals may not include war-profeteering, etc.

    4. Re:I do not get the Google lovers by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      That's totally not true.

      Actually it is very true. The profitability of shareholders is in fact in the law governing publically traded corporations.

      OTOH if your majority shareholders are pacifists your corporate goals may not include war-profeteering, etc.

      That is a silly illusion. And do you know why? One of the fundamental principles of modern capitalist economy is that one can sell/buy a stake in a company on an open market, i.e. a stock exchange. Ever hear of those? And you cannot trade shares on an open market if there are extra strings attached. That is a company cannot be listed on a stock exchange if what you say is true: ergo it would only apply to privately held companies, or family businesses, which indeed can be governed by principles other then pure profit, unlike the publically traded corporations. Essentially as soon as you get a VC involved or you do an IPO, all bets are off, you no longer are in control of what the corporation can behave like.

    5. Re:I do not get the Google lovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Corporation can be not for profit. There are many associations that are incorporated that are about making money for the shareholders. If the shareholders don't want evil they don't have to have evil.

  29. They ( in this case China is a different matter) haven't done evil yet. They paid money to a company. That company has done bad things, but hasn't done any for google yet. Maybe google is paying them to do good. If people paid thime to do good, they wouldn't have time to do bad. Sort of like methadone.

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  30. more Google news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's not quite on topic, but I notice Google's new "for profit" philanthropy program hasn't been mentioned, and I thought it would've been a hot topic for this forum. I'm personally all for it; by changing the emphasis on a business model from "making money" to "helping people", you're doing a good thing, whether you make money on it or not.

  31. It's a scribner's error by tktk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Google's real motto is "Don't? Be Evil!!!"

    (Shamelessly stolen from the Simpsons)

  32. Interesting spin by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps Google is just trying to balance out their lobbying efforts?
    When you start handing out money to both sides of the aisle, you can get better results.
    IIRC, Google was mostly throwing money at Democratic party people.

    This is an interesting take on the issue. In submitting the story, I intentionally focused on the part I object to (DCI's long history of unethical conduct) and did not mention either party by name. But, as you point out, there seems to be a sad assumption underlying this story (and reflected in many of the news reports about it) -- that the only way to gain influence with the Republicans at present is through corruption.

    Think about it...Google hires a corrupt astroturfing firm, and your immediate response is that they are trying to balance out their lobbying efforts--that the way to balance out giving to Democrats is to give to Slimeballs too. I'm not saying that you originated this take on it; it seems to be pretty much universal.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Interesting spin by thrillseeker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there seems to be a sad assumption underlying this story (and reflected in many of the news reports about it) -- that the only way to gain influence with the Republicans at present is through corruption.

      You certainly did your level best in your "summary" to make it seem so.

    2. Re:Interesting spin by 1stpreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not to mention the links were all about the money coming out of or into the Republican party...


      With no bias I might add... ;-)

    3. Re:Interesting spin by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1
      ...that the way to balance out giving to Democrats is to give to Slimeballs too.


      You are making an unnecessary distinction. They are all slimeballs - some more agreeable to your own sensibilities than others.

      As for Google - the moment they became a publicly held company, they became pawns to the larger economic struggle to maintain and improve shareholder value.
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    4. Re:Interesting spin by hummdinger02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is indeed interresting. They are all slimeballs. Both sides raise very similar volumes of cash in vary similar ways. Neither is more or less corrupt than the other. It is always the party in the forefront that takes the heat at any given time. Yet in the shadows of that the other party is making the same deals. If you believe either party has somehow maintained a morale high ground you are being misled.

      It is very sad Google would put money in the banks of these sorts of people. Even if their intent is good. . .I do not believe the ends justify the means.

    5. Re:Interesting spin by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You certainly did your level best in your "summary" to make it seem so.

      Could you perhaps quote the part of the summary that mentions any political party directly (not by way of an entirely-relevant project on which DCI has worked)?

      Because, put simply, I don't see anything partisan in the FP.


      And for the record, I call myself neither a Democrat nor a Republican - I consider myself a "moderate anarchist". As all governments exist for the sole purpose of slowly removing "real" freedoms from its citizens (new laws, by definition, make something you formerly had the freedom to do, now illegal), I consider "downsizing" the one and only viable political strategy.

    6. Re:Interesting spin by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is indeed interresting. They are all slimeballs. Both sides raise very similar volumes of cash in vary similar ways. Neither is more or less corrupt than the other.

      Sorry, but our death and torture schools and camps all over central America, Eastern Europe, and the Arab world prove you to be a liar.
      The K Street project which institutionalized bribery and corruption as the third house of congress prove you to be a liar.

      Yes, theyre all slimeballs but there is no competition whatsoever if for no other reason than that the Democrats just aren't as good at treason and corruption as the Republicans are.

      If you really can't see a massive difference in scale, then you had better send your moral compass back to Cracker Jack because it's badly broken.

    7. Re:Interesting spin by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      So it seems I've been modded up then back down. My comment had nothing to do with the quality of the lobbying firms Google was hiring.

      From Page 2 of TFA:
      "Because some Republicans still view the company as Democratic-leaning, citing the 2004 election analyses that showed nearly all its employees' contributions went to Democrats, the company will be careful, [Harry W. Clark, managing partner of the Stanwich Group, who has just been hired as a management consultant for Google... Mr. Clark is a tightly connected Republican who worked in the Bush administration] said, to spread its wealth around."

      TFA is essentially rehashing things that have been already said about Google: namely that Google has been left leaning and was trying to resolve that appearance of bias.

      The only new information is the names of the lobbying firms Google hired.

      It's unfortunate that Google decided to hire a skeezeball like DCI, but I really wasn't commenting on DCI. Just that Google wants to get some influence with both sides of the aisle.

      Think of it this way: Within five years, Google's advertising revenue is going to eclipse the combined music sales of the RIAA companies.

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    8. Re:Interesting spin by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      Google shares are dual class, with only three people owning B class shares. Those three just happen to be the founders and the CEO.

      That means that only three of them get to dictate the direction of the company. So they are not part of the larger economic struggle to maintain and improve shareholder value in the manner you imply. This company isn't run by a bunch of shareholders dictating company policy to maximize short term gain. Three people make the decisions regarding policy, and should be held accountable for them. Learning how the whole machine works is a better course of action than spouting off an argument that was fed to you.

      Also, before someone rehashes that Milton Friedman quote - please find a law that states the same.

    9. Re:Interesting spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who cares why Google is hiring DCI. The very fact that they are supporting this group by hiring them means further use of Google is supporting them. I prefer to vote with my actions and what I use in my life. If you like DCI then go on with google. If you don't then use an alternative of your choice. Every action has consequences even for those who deny it.

    10. Re:Interesting spin by hummdinger02 · · Score: 1

      I am not interested in a flame war so I will refrain from poking at you as "liar."

      Sorry, but our death and torture schools and camps all over central America, Eastern Europe, and the Arab world prove you to be a liar.

      I would highly advise you to read your history books. Don't forget the part about WWII. This was the time where a Democratic president signed the legislation to intern Japanese Americans. Many lost homes, died due to conditions and were horribly mistreated. Should we even discuss where a democrat built the atom bomb? Or maybe where a democrat authorized the ONLY EVER dropping of atomic weapons? I can throw rhetorical examples at you all day.

      The K Street project which institutionalized bribery and corruption as the third house of congress prove you to be a liar.

      Are you kidding me? You seriously think the K Street project was what institutionalized bribery? Lobbying is crooked from the top down. BOTH parties! The K street project was put in place to counterbalance the very thing it did foster. CORRUPTION!!! You seriously think that democrats are sitting on the sidelines and the republicans are the only hands greased by lobbyists. WAY before the K Street project look up some history on trade unions. Traditionally they back democrats and traditionally they are ripe with murder, bribery, corruption and organized crime. I could throw 100 examples at you of scandals and bribery between democrats and trade unions. Think Jimmy Hoffa. . . Trade Unions are the democrats corporation. The democrats get a chance to act high and mighty as if they are for the little man AND YET still get the money and perks.

      Yes, theyre all slimeballs but there is no competition whatsoever if for no other reason than that the Democrats just aren't as good at treason and corruption as the Republicans are.

      No they are all crooked. They all lack moral direction and they all try to use rhetoric to divide you and I. Divide and conquer my friend. It is a good way to rule. It is a very bad way to be ruled.

      If you really can't see a massive difference in scale, then you had better send your moral compass back to Cracker Jack because it's badly broken.

      My moral compass did not come from a candy box thanks. My moral compass says the lesser of two evils is still evil. Whether one party or the other is a bit less evil looking on the surface I still know I can't trust them. Both parties are so closely matched in their lack of ethics and morality that I really can't tell the difference. But the moral compass is fine because it still tells me both sides are wrong.

      I made it all the way through without calling you a liar or even saying you were lacking in moral and ethical direction. That is because I am not judging you. Take a moment and digest that. Try it on for size when you disagree with someone.

    11. Re:Interesting spin by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      My argument stands.

      The simple fact that shares were issued creates a pressure on the people running the show to maintain or increase the value of those shares - in fact I would say there is more motivation when the people running the show own controlling stake in the shares. Not only do stocks raise money for the company upon their issuance, banks watch stock performance to determine the viability of the endeavor, thus allowing the company to have access to new sources of money - needed in order to grow - or to increase thier margin with the stock exchange.

      If they don't maintain the value of the shares - regardless of the type of share - the company will be beholden to lay out a significant sum of money if confidence drops and everyone dumps their shares on the market(probably exaserbating an already bad situation).

      Whether shareholders overtly put pressure on a company to increase value or not is irrelevant. The simple fact that a company issued stock that is circulating and publicly traded creates pressure on a company to increase value or risk margin calls that can impact the company's bottom line - or in extreme cases lead to insolvency.

      Once Google joined the system, by issuing stock, they did become part of that larger economic struggle - and if they don't maintain the stock value they will be beholden to the stock exchange for significant sums if their stock tanks. If they don't maintain the value of their stock - then they shouldn't have joined the game to begin with because it will cost them if they fail. Ipso facto they will attempt to maintain and increase their stock value.

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    12. Re:Interesting spin by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      You changed tone of argument.

      To maintain stock prices is one thing. To link to the corporation as a means of aligning google with people who have bought (and sold) rights to rainwater is another altogether. The original argument doesn't stand. Google is anything but a pawn. Their stock is worth much more than it was before their IPO. Thats VERY far from a margin call. That is unless they are taking out loans against their stock, in which case their morons.

      They also aren't directed by a bunch of "me first" asshats. The founders stated this was by design so they wouldn't end up being forced to make ethically compromising choices for the purpose of increasing their stock value.

      Nope, any ethically compromising choices are being made by the big 3 there, no one else. I'm not going to let them off the hook by attributing their policies to the "overwhelming forces of the market."

    13. Re:Interesting spin by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      My message was not to 'let them off'. My message was that by playing the game by the rules of the securities market, by definition they will have to do what it takes to keep the value of their stock up or suffer the consequences.

      If they are getting involved in lobbying activities, they are doing the same thing as other companies to provide a more favorable environment - which in turn keeps their stock value up.

      Is that right or wrong? That depends upon the means they use to get their ends - which is the crux of this discussion.

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      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    14. Re:Interesting spin by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

  33. Check out Google's wrongdoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's here: http://malfy.org/

  34. What do you mean? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't about campaign contributions to parties, this is about hiring a company of professional astroturfers and generally dirty-tricks experts. You know, people who _are_ the evil kind that Google supposedly distanced itself from.

    You can't balance _that_ like that, or not so easily. This isn't D&D. You can't say, basically, "oh, I've done 3 good deeds this month, for 4 'good' alignment points total, so I'm entitled to gut two orphans for 2 'evil' points each." RL doesn't work that way. Al Capone's kitchen soups, very good deeds as they may be, don't simply balance out that he was an evil psychopath the rest of the time.

    But more importantly, Google's motto doesn't work that way. It says "do no evil", _not_ "keep the balance by doing as much evil as good stuff". So exactly how and what are they, in your opinion, balancing there? Surely not their motto and promise.

    I don't care if it's for Google itself or for some political party or whatever. Evil is evil. Evil done to "balance" something else is still evil by any definition. And hiring evil people to do evil for you, is still doing evil.

    We have a long history of laws and precedents, in both criminal and military justice, saying just that: you're personally responsible for the people you paid or commanded. We've had plenty of Mafia Dons trying to claim basically, "see, I never hurt a fly. It was my subordinates that shot people and threw people in lakes with cement shoes. But me? I never personally even slapped anyone." And society eventually decided that, no, it doesn't work your way. If _your_ goons did evil stuff, _you_ are responsible for that.

    Or we had military commanders willing to claim basically, "nah, I never shot a civillian. It was my soldiers that shot and raped civillians. I was just standing there and watching them." And again, society decided that it doesn't work that way. If they're your subordinates, you're responsible for them. It's your duty to stop them if they do something evil.

    So, ok, astroturfing isn't subject to criminal laws or anything, but from a moral standpoint it's the same thing: if Google pays to get action X done, Google is morally responsible for it. You can't claim the moral high ground by just paying others to do your evil stuff.

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    1. Re:What do you mean? by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 1

      But more importantly, Google's motto doesn't work that way. It says "do no evil"...

      Evil as defined by the morality of whom?

    2. Re:What do you mean? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The non-evil, of course.

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    3. Re:What do you mean? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1
      Google.


      That is the way it works. It is what allows Union Carbide to have an environmental policy, AOL to have a privacy policy, VA Linux to have a mission statement. They wrote it, they get to manipulate its meaning to fit the situation at hand.

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    4. Re:What do you mean? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1
      So are you evil?

      You are using SOME sort of electronic device to make your post, a device that uses electricity that pollutes and a devices that has at least some componets built by people working in poor conditions. Many people consider pollution and child labor evil.

      My point is that you can not be black and white about stuff like that. Google didn't say "Don't do anything bad...ever". They said "Don't be Evil", and I think MOST people understand being Evil as both deeds AND INTENT.

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    5. Re:What do you mean? by ajs · · Score: 1
      This isn't D&D. You can't say, basically, "oh, I've done 3 good deeds this month, for 4 'good' alignment points total

      What the hell game are you playing?! D&D has never had any mechanic even remotely like that.

      But more importantly, Google's motto doesn't work that way. It says "do no evil", _not_ "keep the balance by doing as much evil as good stuff". So exactly how and what are they, in your opinion, balancing there? Surely not their motto and promise.

      What's to balance? Someone found that google hired a firm that they had a political problem with. Google also does business with Doubleclick and Sony. However, they attempt to interact with these companies in an honest and forthright manner that will not harm the interests of their users or otherwise harm the community at large. If doing business with companies that have "done evil" made one evil, then Google would have no choice but to go out of business. Hell, they certainly wouldn't be able to pay taxes. They do their best within the constraints that the existing market provides them, and that's leaps and bounds better than anyone else in the industry does.
    6. Re:What do you mean? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the central theme of Shakespeare's 'Henry V' is precisely this: whether a monarch is responsible for the actions of the grunts, or whether they are. Shakespeare claims that they are, and the monarch is mostly blameless, but that's probably because he was trying to get in with the Queen. Modern judicial usage seems to allocate the blame pretty equally all the way up -- that's precisely what Saddam Hussein is currently being tried for -- although I notice nobody other than the actual perpetrators seems to have gotten in trouble for prisoner abuse in Iraq, to name one recent incarnation of this question.

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    7. Re:What do you mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't D&D. You can't say, basically, "oh, I've done 3 good deeds this month, for 4 'good' alignment points total

      sorry, but D&D doesn't use "alignment points"...

    8. Re:What do you mean? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      Al Capone's kitchen soups, very good deeds as they may be, don't simply balance out that he was an evil psychopath the rest of the time.

      Oh! He was a corporate CEO!

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    9. Re:What do you mean? by zenhkim · · Score: 1

      > Or we had military commanders willing to claim basically, "nah, I never shot a civillian. It was my soldiers that shot and raped civillians. I was just standing there and watching them." And again, society decided that it doesn't work that way. If they're your subordinates, you're responsible for them. It's your duty to stop them if they do something evil.

      Exactly -- and it's the commander's responsibility to answer for whatever crimes and outrages his underlings succeed in committing. As my Army vet buddy, a retired master drill sergeant, pointed out repeatedly, "You can delegate authority, but you CANNOT delegate responsibility." Or as former president Harry Truman famously indicated with a sign placed on his Oval Office desk, "The Buck Stops Here."

      Sadly, any equivalent sign on the current president's desk in the White House would have to read, "Being President Is Hard: On Vacation" -- given that he has failed to own up to *any* of his mistakes and has devoted more of his time to relaxing on personal vacations than any other US president in history.

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    10. Re:What do you mean? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      I always liked Dilbert in this situation:

      Dilbert: I do so have a personality!
      Dogbert: Let's not start this whole 'Zero is a number' debate again.

  35. Third Party Evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The question is... does 'Don't be evil' imply 'Don't pay professionals to be evil for you?'"
    Let's see if HP gets away with their "pretexting" and wiretapping and you'll have your answer. Having a third party getting their hands dirty for you allows you to plead ignorance if you really, really, have to.
    1. Re:Third Party Evil... by catalina · · Score: 1

      ...allows you to plead ignorance if you really, really, have to.

      Ref: see Poindexter- "Plausible deniability"

  36. Outgrowing the "Don't be Evil" Motto by unPlugged-2.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am glad to actually get a comment before the masses of Slashdot jump on their new favorite villain Google.

    But let's be honest. The "Don't be Evil" motto was made when Google was a startup of 50 or less people. Everything is based off an ideal in a startup because you want to change the world. In order to do that you need passionate and idealistic people. It was the same in the two startups I have worked for as well and it will be the same in my current startup. Nobody changes the world without some ideals. Nobody wants to work like crazy without a sense that you are going to be doing something profound, something worthy. Everybody wants to be a knight in shining armor. Maybe that is a bad side effect from the amount of RPG's good software developers play.

    The unfortunate part of it is when you become a big corporation you are pulled in a lot of directions and sometimes the ideals you were founded on take a back-seat. This becomes especially true when you are publicly traded and have wall street to deal with. The fact is Google is now headed by more than just the two founders as a matter of fact I think they are probably just content to sit back and do what they do best develop new technologies. The actual Google is run by a bunch of savvy businessman who are there to leverage every single aspect of the company and a large part of that is lobbying.

    Software patents - check
    Using their user's information for competitive advantage - check
    Being secretive about changes to their product - check
    Being one of the most secretive but somehow comes across open and sharing company - check

    I think it's time to take the "Don't be Evil" slogan for what it is, just clever marketing. There is simply nothing most of us can do. I am tied into Google probaby more than others and I don't care because if it wasn't them it would be somebody else who is analyzing my data, hosting my emails, storing my chat's, selling me viagra (oh wait not that last part).

    1. Re:Outgrowing the "Don't be Evil" Motto by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Good points. The famed Google statement (motto seems kind of strong since they never seemed to do anything to actively follow it) is at best a historical anachronism of pre-IPO Google, Inc. Kind of like the framed photos of the "first $1 bill" at the local hot dog stand. Kind of like "Invent", or "Think", or any of a number of dusty relics of corporate history.

    2. Re:Outgrowing the "Don't be Evil" Motto by AVee · · Score: 1

      ...and I don't care because if it wasn't them it would be somebody else who is analyzing my data, hosting my emails, storing my chat's, selling me viagra (oh wait not that last part).

      Now that's a nice self fulfilling prophecy. State often enough it's unavoidable, act as if it is unavoidable and you will be right eventually.
      You could also use the services of companies who do respect you privacy, you could choose not to accep...

      No, wait, you're right!
      Now send me 500 dollar. You now it's unavoidable!

  37. There's nothing wrong with hiring evil people.. by niceone · · Score: 2, Informative

    ..as long as you get them to do good stuff. Worked out great for the CIA and Osama afterall.

    1. Re:There's nothing wrong with hiring evil people.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's the dumbest comment i've seen in this thread so far. congrats.

    2. Re:There's nothing wrong with hiring evil people.. by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Let everyone be judged by the company they keep.

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  38. Corporations are psychopathic by mspohr · · Score: 5, Informative
    There is a basic conflict between the legal and financial mandate for a corporation (make a profit for the shareholders) and all type of "evil" behavior that facilitates the profit.

    It is very admirable that Google is attempting to bridge this divide but the effort is ultimately futile. Google has shown that when it gets down to the bottom line, it must choose profit (i.e. China).

    Hiring this lobby firm is just what is necessary for business as usual in the good old USA capitalist system. You buy youself whatever laws you need to maximize your profit. I love Google just as much as the next person but to expect a corporation to not be evil is unrealistic.

    The Economist (a pro-capitalist magazine) has some more information on this: http://www.economist.com/business/displayStory.cfm ?story_id=2647328

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    1. Re:Corporations are psychopathic by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      to expect a corporation to not be evil is unrealistic

      Like expecting a dog not to lick its balls. Reminds me of the fable of the Scorpion and the Toad. Corporations become evil because it's in their nature to be evil.

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  39. Define Evil by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    If taken at face value then "Do no evil" is an absolute that can not be achived, as there is no definition for evil itself.

    For example is is Google evil for providing valuable services to computers when we know that the production process for computers is harmful to the evironment?

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    1. Re:Define Evil by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Harming the environment isn't evil. SUV drivers are at the forefront of the fight against evildoers.

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  40. Don't kill their liberal high man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you are seriously killing the liberal buzz. Lay off, we were having fun...

  41. Beta... by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    "Don't Be Evil" was one of Google's many beta products. They worked out the kinks for the final release, entitled "Don't Always Be Evil, But Sometimes is OK", which was unveiled shortly after the IPO.

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  42. Slashdots Thursday Morning Liberal Tantrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Seems a bit grouchy here...

    What on earth does this have to do with anything?

  43. Corporate slogans by TheAmazingJambi · · Score: 1

    Anyone who truly believes any corporate slogan is a fool.

  44. Wake up by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    The submission seems to say "Google may do something evil in the future, let's start the backlash now so it's over with".
    Wake me up when there's something real.

    You can wake up now. Google actually did something; they hired an astroturfing company.

    They may not have known that's what it was; I'm still holding out hope that some new hire did this as his or her "career limiting move" and tomorrow we will here about them firing DCI without ever using their services. But they actually did it.

    The point is, our best chance to act is now, before they go too far down that path. Although it may be hard to resist the dark side, it's a heck of a lot easier to resist than escape. And the best way to help someone resist is to turn the light on, bright. Going to sleep while your roommate looks over contract proposals from the devil (because nothing bad has actually happened yet) is not a survival trait.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Wake up by brusk · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Saying they haven't done evil yet is like saying they have a hit man on payroll but he hasn't actually killed anyone yet.

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  45. Get over it by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    "Don't be evil" went out the window the second they became billionaires.

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  46. Speculation by reverend_rodger · · Score: 0

    Has anyone seen those "Net neutrality is evil!" commercials on TV? It's entirely possible that Google hired the company to fight back against the telcos and their ads against net neutrality.

  47. Interesting connection. by operagost · · Score: 1

    Saying that the Penguin video must have been made for Exxon because they're a client of DCI is a rather tenuous connection. I think they have other clients-- and the fact the video was traced to a DCI employee still doesn't prove that it was an official company product.

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    1. Re:Interesting connection. by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1

      Good point! It seems to me the whole penguin video thing is based on the fact it came out of DCI's offices, which doesn't conclusively mean it was a product of theirs.

      Thing to remember is that employees of DCI probably live and breathe PR: putting a spin on things, being persuasive, getting your message heard, evoking a response from the public that meets your viewpoint. That's what they're good at, and quite likely it's etched each of their psyches to some extent.

      It wouldn't be unusual for a DCI employee to have some personal campaigns going on in the background. Maybe they cooked the video up at home and posted it from work.

      Just an alternative view - I accept it is unlikely!

  48. Google should hire a paladin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paladins can Detect Evil at will, an unlimited number of times per day, for free. If you want to be on the watch for evil or you have a mission statement of "Do No Evil" it really makes sense to have a Paladin around to check on things. Why Google doesn't already have a Paladin in their party yet, I have no idea.

    And a ten foot pole, too. You should always have a ten foot pole in your party.

  49. reason by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    "Or could there possibly be a non-evil reason to hire these clowns?""

    Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer.

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  50. Think Different! by neoconspirator · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's hard not to be evil when you have shareholders (and a private party plane)

    http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB11522278853 6400097-i72SXBBTMX_EPvtfDIn9uNjtiss_20070707.html? mod=blogs
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  51. FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a completely fabricated bit of liberal FUD. How is this a story?

  52. If you are going to fight in the pig pen.. by Jack+Sombra · · Score: 1

    you cannot be afraid of getting dirty, because you opponents will not be Google has a lot of political battles on the horizon, net neutrality, gov demanding their records so forth. Best way to win is to have as many politicians as you can in your pocket Most likely they have learned, don't sit and wait till they come after you, rather head them off at the pass

  53. Ad that is the point... by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 'The have to maximize profits' line is because in theory they have to obey the will of their share holders, also known as owners. To do otherwise is a breach of their fuduciary (sp?) responsabilities. It is assumed that the reason for purchasing the stock was for profit, and thus the need to maximize profits. Of course if at the time of the sale of those stocks, the company was being very loud about their 'do no evil' policy, it is reasonable to assume that the share holders (owners of the company) purchased their stock with the express purpose of providing a service to humanity while doing no evil. To go directly against the will of the stock holders is what is cause for lawsuit, not the lack of maximizing profits. In fact there is likely a case to be made that if Google chooses to 'do evil', they have breached their fuduciary reponsibility and thus are liable for 'damages'.

    Of course if we get to the point that the real reason for liability is forgotten and we, through precidence, decide that corporations must make profit at any cost, we will have then set up a situation where by definition, corporations are evil. That would be disasterous for our economy as moral people would only do business with sole proprietorships, and sole proprietorships have far less potential for growth. Not to mention that they also would require the concentration of wealth.

    1. Re:Ad that is the point... by khallow · · Score: 1

      To do otherwise is a breach of their fuduciary (sp?) responsabilities.

      So you are saying that it doesn 't matter what's in the bylaws of the company? Fuduciary responsibility takes precedence over that?
    2. Re:Ad that is the point... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I am not saying that at all. Obeying the bylaws is part of their Fiduciary responsibility. The question is... What do the bylows of Google say? Do they say "make a profit at all cost", or do they say 'make a good faith effort to make a profit while upholding the companies principals as stated in the the companies mission statement'?

      If the former, then they have publicly stated that 'do no evil is a lie'. If the later, they have a responsibility, and a legal requirement to 'do no evil'.

  54. Re: Metaspin by The+name+is+Dave.+Ja · · Score: 1

    Obviously, he works for an astroturfer hired by Yahoo!

  55. No big Deal by riversky · · Score: 1

    Bottom line is politics are dirty everywhere. Politics starts wars. Politics is a dishonest business no matter what society you live in. People that believe in the virtue of politians or their staffs are dangerously naive. It is about getting things done in ones interest. Google is buying the most effective and efficent way to do this. No different than any other business, NGO, non-profit, individual etc...does. I do it in my own business. Only with local officials. Lobby them, golf with them, remember big dates in their lives and boom, I get my permits, trade missions, etc...expedited. It is called getting things done. Google is doing this.

  56. Maybe they have a 'good' motive after all... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    I realize I may be giving Google a giant benefit of the doubt, but here goes.

    What if Google hired DCI and contractually bound them from taking on conflicting work but gave them nothing substantial to do? That would prevent the other side from hiring them, effectively taking them out of the equation.

    I've heard of rich defendants hiring the 'big gun' prosecutor's firm for something piddly, thereby preventing the 'big gun' from being able to proscecute them due to conflict of interest.

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  57. Out of all evil some good must come. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    It isn't a matter of bringing balance to the Force, but real life is also not like Star Wars where once you start down the path of evil you can only ever do evil things. Even evil people can do some good now and then. It doesn't necessarily redeem them, but being evil doesn't mean an incapacity for doing good.

    And in all practicality, if you're needing to counter dirty tricks, you need someone who knows them all.

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  58. Show me links about money flowing to the Democrats by FatSean · · Score: 2

    You imply that because the summary only gave evidence of Direct Connect's ties to Republican corrupton...that the author chose to not show evidence of Direct Connect's ties to Democratic corruption.

    So, show me those ties. Show me how Democrats use evil companies like Direct Connect to further their goals.

    Unless, of course, such ties don't exist and you're propping up a strawman...

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  59. Not all marketing firms are evil by Ankh · · Score: 1
    See for example First Things First, a graphic design manifesto first published in 1964 and re-issued 25 years later in 1989/2000 with 33 signatories. Here is a quote:

    We do not advocate the abolition of high pressure consumer advertising: this is not feasible. Nor do we want to take any of the fun out of life. But we are proposing a reversal of priorities in favour of the more useful and more lasting forms of communication. We hope that our society will tire of gimmick merchants, status salesmen and hidden persuaders, and that the prior call on our skills will be for worthwhile purposes. With this in mind we propose to share our experience and opinions, and to make them available to colleagues, students and others who may be interested.


    I don't know the particular people Google have hired to work for them. Most marketing firms do work they are paid to do -- it takes an awful lot of strength to go against that in a Capitalist world, especially when marketing is seen as the driving force behind sales and growth, and when continuous corporate growth is seen as so critical to success, e.g. by the stock market.
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  60. paraphrasing an old saying... by Churla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which was echoed by Sean Connery in the Untouchables.

    One must strive when fighting monsters to ensure that he not become the monster himself.

    I think that applies to if Google is going to hire astroturfing firms to try to influence congress. Appropriately enough I think a good reference to the old "ends justifying the means" argument can be made here as well.

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  61. Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is a multi-billion dollar tech-industry business, not a cute mom and pop shop. Get over it and don't put all your eggs in one basket.

  62. For Network Neutrality of course ! WHAT else ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    And it should have been done LONG ago.

    Lobbying, advertising and such are a WEAPON of political arena.

    What do you do, when an agressor with evil intent attacks you, your family, your town, or your country ?

    You DEFEND it.

    With what ?

    With WEAPONS goddammit.

    Wheres the evil in that ?

  63. Com'on people by Arwing · · Score: 1

    Would you still be critical if you find out they are working on getting net neturality law passed in congress? Or they are working to protect Google from government information request? I am all for the end justifies the mean, as long as end is a good end. In politics, you have to play dirty or you lose, so basically you have the option of furthering your (hopefully rightous) agenda by using some political tricks or let other people push their own agenda? All the rah rah hippie crap maybe have good intentions, but it takes some serious political hired gun to get anything done in this country.

  64. The problem with the motto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with the "don't be evil" motto is that it's too much like a "(no) vacancy" sign. All they have to do is drop the "don't" part.

    If they'd made it "do good", that would have been harder to change. But now all they need is a little white out, maybe they were thinking ahead?

  65. IT'S ALIVE!!! ALIVE!! ALI-I-I-I-I-I-VVVVE!!! by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just love how innovative companies like Google are forced to spend all this money on lobbyists just so Congress doesn't screw them over. Why isn't it all spent on making a better product? Because some people gave the government so much power beyond its strict Constitutional limits, which given enough time would mean lobbyists would be fighting over all that juicy government money and to shackle their competitors.

    The folks who gave Congress power to lean on Big, Gigantic Corporations like Google are the people who fear Big, Gigantic Corporations. According to my scorecard, that's usually been a Left-Wing plank. The folks who try to limit Congress's ability to make life miserable for Big, Gigantic Corporations like Google are usually depicted as Right-Wingers.

    The inability of the Congress-Monster to discern between Democrat-leaning darling-of-the-latte-technorati-crowd Google and some EEEEEEvil-Big-Bellied-Energy-Oil-Mean-Nasty-Republ ican-Contributor, the fact that Big, Giant Corporate Blood (and money) tastes the all the same to this Frankenstein, is, frankly, funny and ironic as hell.

    Not as funny as that whole "Do No Evil" corporate motto, but still pretty funny.

    1. Re:IT'S ALIVE!!! ALIVE!! ALI-I-I-I-I-I-VVVVE!!! by 51mon · · Score: 1
      The folks who gave Congress power to lean on Big, Gigantic Corporations like Google are the people who fear Big, Gigantic Corporations. According to my scorecard, that's usually been a Left-Wing plank. The folks who try to limit Congress's ability to make life miserable for Big, Gigantic Corporations like Google are usually depicted as Right-Wingers.


      I think the left/right thing will have to go. Even some very aggressively pro private enterprise, western governments have managed to end up with "bigger government" at the end of their term in Office.

      But then I've yet to deprogram myself from the propaganda about free enterprise, and revisit the facts. There are a lot of unhelpful memes out there -- and a surprising number of them seem to be tenents of someones economic theory, and all of them are a lot less 'obviously true' than that axiom about parallel lines not meeting.

      Governments should regulate markets, and prevent monopolies, if they do that well we've little to fear from big corporations. Only the extremists don't think governments should regulate markets, that is not to say some extremists haven't been influential.
  66. Obligatory Google reality check..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    I dig Google but Google is in transition. "Don't be evil" should probably be changed to "We do less evil than everyone else".

    Why?

    Google is a publicly traded company that's why and their only obligation is a return to their stockholders. If it means throwing money at both sides, they'll do it. If it means bowing to China, they'll do it. It's also why Apple should be using sweatshops to make their iPods.

    And before you start screaming about that, there are places in the world where sweatshops would be welcome, like Niger.

    Google and Apple are both cool(tm) but they aren't your buddy and they aren't your pal. They are publicly traded companies.

    1. Re:Obligatory Google reality check..... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      I dig Google but Google is in transition. "Don't be evil" should probably be changed to "We do less evil than everyone else".

      Ah, just like that cell-phone company that advertises "fewer dropped calls than our competitors."

      In other words, "We suck less than our competitors. We still suck, though."

  67. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Show me how Democrats use evil companies like Direct Connect to further their goals.

    The Democrats don't outsource that, they do it in-house.

    Why did the Democrat enter the cemetary?
    To thank his voters.

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  68. I chose the most non-partisan links I could find by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to mention the links were all about the money coming out of or into the Republican party...
    With no bias I might add... ;-)

    I'll have you know that I spend close to an hour writing the story submission, and pointedly looked for the most non-partisan links I could find. I specifically focused on their corporate activities (with the exception of the Tobin, who I included because of the criminal activity involved).

    For the record, I am a Republican, and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer, so don't assume that that means I will blindly ignore this sort of thing either just because "Republicans" are doing it. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't matter what color jersey you wear if you are acting to subvert our democracy.

    For me, the issue here is simple: these people are good at only one thing, trying to manipulate our elected officials into thinking that they are doing our will when in fact they are not. I assume that their party affiliation is as flexible as their ethics, and don't put any more trust in it than it deserves.

    --MarkusQ

  69. Not the evil, the stupidity. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Lift yourself up, lest ye be likened unto your enemies.

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  70. Beat the System With its Own Tools by VonGuard · · Score: 1

    Evil or not, these lobbyists are effective in making politicians do what they want. Traditionally, these pols have completely ignored nerds and computer enthusiasts, opting instead to pass stupid and impossible to enforce laws that limit everything from profanity on the Internet to streaming radio stations. So, I bet Google was sick of having no one on capital hill listen to its concerns about net neutrality. With DCI working for the good guys now, I bet congress starts listening.

    This is akin to hiring thugs to stop the mob from busting up your shop. Sure, they're mindless thugs, but they know how the system works and can use it against the bad guys.

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  71. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight by FacePlant · · Score: 1

    With big competitors like Microsoft, Yahoo, and Ask, and little competitors all up and down the web, and telecomm companies threatening to charge them more because they have huge piles of cash, Google needs to fight as dirty as those who would do them in.

    You don't bring a knife to a gun fight, and you don't hire "Up With People" to combat vampires.

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  72. sheesh by bunions · · Score: 1

    don't we as a society have better things to do than ferret out instances of hypocracy in every nook and cranny of public life? Is hypocracy really so awful? If a company strives to do good but sometimes fails at it, is that not better than to not strive at all?

    Google has done a lot of good: free awesome search engine, all the tools, the advocacy of actual standards, etc. So their political efforts are dirty - hey, you know, welcome to politics.

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    1. Re:sheesh by ChronoFish · · Score: 1

      *** Is hypocracy really so awful? If a company strives to do good but sometimes fails at it, is that not better than to not strive at all? ****

      If you claim to be good, but know you are bad, you're lying.
      If you claim to be good, but don't know you've done bad, you're a hypocrit.
      If you claim to be good, but see times that you need to be bad, you're political.

      Striving to be good and sometimes fail is fine. Striving to spin that you are good when you don't make an attempt to be so is bad.

      Google's "being bad" is political. They see the necessary evil for a possible greater good.
      This contrasts with Bush Admin's "being bad" (and most of our political system for that matter) is just flat out spins and lies that only serves their self interest.

      -CF

  73. That's the system by silentrob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look, "don't be evil" or not, this is politics they're talking about. The game itself is evil and behaving ethically will only get you ripped apart. That's the game. Don't wanna be evil? Don't play politics and let an evil organization with bigger balls than you ruin your life. Binary choice.

    Real saints don't exist. Life is shit, get over it.

  74. Two Words... by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Net Neutrality.

  75. Nice word! by loimprevisto · · Score: 1, Funny
    To do otherwise is a breach of their fuduciary (sp?) responsabilities.
    Fuduciary - It's FUD for fiscal matters! I *like* this word... I'll have to remember to use it next time someone brings up online payments or immigrant labor!
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    1. Re:Nice word! by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      It's actually spelt "Fiduciary", but I think I like the version you have better.

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  76. Lying is lying, period. by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sure, it means they want to use the specialists for something, but for what? Would it be so bad if someone organized "grass roots" campaigns that were pro-OSS, pro-net-neutrality, etc. I mean, there are real grass-roots efforts, so even if these guys blew it a little out of proportion, it wouldn't exactly be false.

    No. The ends do not justify the means. I happen to run linux on all my machines at the present (*sigh* my BSD box finally went the way netcraft always said it would), but none of my grandparents (all of whom are dead) ever did. If I found out that they were busy writing posthumous letters to our Senator, extolling the Tao of GNU, I'd be just as upset as if it was pro-Microsoft BS.

    The people can and should speak for themselves. Letting paid shills shape our public policy is a recipe for disaster, even if we happen to agree with them on the issue of the moment.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Lying is lying, period. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      That's why I said the question is "what are they going to use these lobbyists for?" Lobbyists are like advertisements. Sometimes they lie, sometimes they exaggerate, sometimes they put the facts in a certain light, and sometimes they just tell you the truth. If you're trying to sell something, you should consider using ads. First of all, your competition will be using ads, so you'll want your ads to make you look good. There might be many reasons why you, in fact, are good, but no one will know about it unless you advertise.

      The unfortunate fact is that, in American politics, lobbyists work much the same way. Congress doesn't know about anything until someone hires good lobbyists to do the "advertising" for it. They don't need to lie, but they will need to inform and convince, or else all the "grass roots" campaigns are just pissing in the wind. If you don't like the game, and you just want to take your toys and go home, don't be surprised if it becomes illegal to run any OS other than the latest version of Windows, any office suite other than Office, citing "security" and "protection of IP" as reasons.

  77. What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by raehl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if Google is paying for not-lobbying?

    Let's say you are trying to do good. But everytime you try to do good, some scumsucking lobbyists, who are very good at being scumsucking lobbyists, get in your way. How do you overcome that? Kill them? Can't do that, it's evil.

    But, you could hire them and pay to send them on permanent vacation. Then the next time you try to do good, and Evil tries to hire scumsucking lobbyists, they can't, because they're in Tahiti. On Google-paid permanent vacation.

    1. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by Don853 · · Score: 1

      The world supply of scum-suckers is far greater than Google's supply of money.

    2. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      um, except you're contributing to the economic viability of CDI, enabling them to hire more people. People that will be available for other jobs.

      Sortof like when you buy a steak at the grocery store, you're contributing to the economics of killing a cow. Not that particular cow - it's already dead. But you just paid for some grain for the next cow.

    3. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a crock....

      Lets try and make black look white to fit our pathetic gullible little universe.

      The whole do no evil thing is a load of horse shit, google is a corporation run by directors who have been selling off their stock as fast as they can. This is never a good sign of about the intentions of the directors.

      If Microsoft was doing everything Google has done and is currently doing everyone would be crying out for the US justice department to do something about them. They control the popularity of sites, they collect data on your searches, the emails you send, the desktop search facility sends back information to google on the contents of your hard disk.

      Personally I trust Microsoft more than I trust Google. Microsoft knows they can't get away with anything on the desktop, if they tried anything dishonest, tried to invade the privacy of their users they know they would be caught straight away by all and sundry. You simply can't hide packets across the internet. Google... they want everyone's data on their servers under their control, where they can pretty much do what ever they want to do with it.

      It's quite remarkable just how gullible the slashdot crowd can be.

    4. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      im evil GRRRR. google please send me to tahiti.

      (or the kitten gets it)

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    5. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      Man, I was beginning to think I was the only one who could see it.

      Search isn't the product - it is the honeypot used to sell searchers to marketers. Many love to argue that you can't have a monopoly on search because the ease of changing search engines. Crock of shit, but ok. How about a monopoly on search engine advertising? When you advertise to A little over 50% of US searchers and almost 70% worldwide, you are approaching a monopoly. The trend just shows it going up and up.

      Open your eyes people.

    6. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      The differences are Google is not a monopoly and for the average person, its very hard to escape using a microsoft desktop. So its not the same. Give Mac OSX or Linux ~30% market share and then come see me.

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    7. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

      Get a clue. When the Department of Justice demanded thousands of our search records who was more than happy to hand them over? Microsoft and Yahoo. On the other hand, who fought (and won) to keep our search records private? Google.

      I don't know when it became cool to Google-bash, but it's not deserved. Who knows why Google hired these people. But the fact of the matter is Google is way more trustworthy than any of the other big players. When Google said "Do no evil" what they really meant to say was "Don't be Microsoft". And they aren't. Google competes in the market place by hiring the best and brightest, by innovating, and by providing those products free the end user.

    8. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Trust needs to be proven. I trust Microsoft, because I know their model cannot possibly violate my privacy. Google, I'll give them data till the cows come home, all of it will be garbage. I use a google mail address to sign up for every single site liable to send me spam. I have a hotmail address for all my real email. My personal goal is to see google and every other sphinxter sniffing marketeer so overwhelmed with bullshit data that they choke on it.

      You just need to go through and read some of their license agreements, if you have a gmail account your emails are just as much google's as they are yours.

      I guess its a personal choice. I like to own my data, on my own machine. I'd rather pay Microsoft $100-$200USD every couple of years than give my data away, be hassled by ads and have marketeers know what size underwear i wear.

      Make no mistake Google does not give away stuff for free. You're paying with your privacy.

    9. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

      lol, you sure are the sunny-side up type, aren't you? I don't believe it, but I won't argue you. Atleast it's a unique viewpoint. BTW, nice sig.

    10. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by stienman · · Score: 1

      The whole do no evil thing is a load of horse shit, google is a corporation run by directors who have been selling off their stock as fast as they can. This is never a good sign of about the intentions of the directors.

      No, it's a sign of a wise investor. They are limited in the amount of stock they can sell in any given period, so they sell as much as they can when it's high, and hold onto it when it's expected to go high.

      Of course it could be that they're losing faith in their company, but enough lies outside of their control now that it would be monumentally stupid to leave a significant portion of their net worth in one company, even if it's theirs.

      However, feel free to go ahead and start your billion dollar company, and never sell your stock just so idiots on slashdot can have a warm fuzzy feeling about your intentions.

      -Adam

    11. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      But, you could hire them and pay to send them on permanent vacation.
      That's actually a very old business trick.

      When you sense a lawsuit coming, you get all the best legal firms in town on retainer. When the plaintiff tries to hire a top-notch lawyer, everyone tells them "sorry, it'd be a conflict of interest".

      (It's also a tactic rich husbands can use against their soon to be ex wives)
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      o0t!
    12. Re:What if Google isn't paying for lobbying? by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Oh and I'm sure google's refusal to hand over search data is completely out of self interest. That data is worth money to them, market researchers would give a mint to get a hold of it. If it suddenly became public domain Google would be losing out big time.

  78. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by cnelzie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can't possibly be a Republican.

        The Republican party does not value someone like you. Virtually everytime a Candidate appears to be someone like you, the GOP pushes them to the side and or dumps them entirely from the party. Moral and ethical behavior is not a core value in the leadership of today's Republican Party. You can thank Tom "The Hammer" Delay and many similar 'leaders' in the GOP for that course change.

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  79. Re:Typical...adhominem attack... by tbone1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why did I expect any better from wacko religious hate-mongers?

    1) I am not wacko. I consider politics, like religion, to be the playground of the small-minded and those who want wealth and power without the risk or merit.

    2) I am agnostic and distrust religion and religion-like "think", like socialism and causes.

    3) Hate monger? Where did I hate on that?

    Look, both name-brand political parties have a history of corruption, but generally speaking, the most corrupt have been big-city Democrat machines: Chicago, Kansas City, DC, etc etc etc. That joke is an old, old joke about the original Mayor Richard Daley of Chicago, one that my dyed-in-the-union-made-wool straight-ticket-voting Democrat grandfather thought was funny as hell. Lighten up, Francis.

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  80. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

    For me, the issue here is simple: these people are good at only one thing, trying to manipulate our elected officials into thinking that they are doing our will when in fact they are not.

    You state in your posting above that there seems to be a sad assumption underlying this story (and reflected in many of the news reports about it) -- that the only way to gain influence with the Republicans at present is through corruption.

    Apparantly you equate the legal practice of lobbying with the illegal one of corruption, such as kickbacks, hiring favors, passing legislation for campaign contributions, etc. Fine, I actually don't disagree with you - I think the whole practice is shameful - but we're talking about politicians here and our elected legislators do disagree with both of us - and the hiring of lobbyists and the lobbying of politicians is not considered corruption in our system of government - it's considered as the way things get done. I don't like it one damn bit either - but I don't accuse anyone who hires a lobbyist as subcontracting out their evil schema.

  81. Re:Typical...adhominem attack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    2) I am agnostic and distrust religion and religion-like "think", like socialism and causes.


    You forgot to mention Libertarianism.

  82. Sadly, no by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    Obviously, he works for an astroturfer hired by Yahoo!

    *Laugh* No, that would probably pay better. I actually work for a small software company that's having trouble making payroll this quarter, meaning there's no problem with my taking a little un-paid time to post stories to /. I just did it for the joy of seing my name up in pixels. Or my handle at least.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Sadly, no by The+name+is+Dave.+Ja · · Score: 1

      My apologies for being unclear. I didn't mean you, I meant the original poster TubeSteak. Smearing Google by implying their dubious ethical standards.

  83. Here's a CNN story about DCI and the Penguins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  84. Noone mentioned the Force by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Noone said that people can only do evil things once they start on a certain path, and I'm pretty sure that I had the example with Al Capone's soup kitchens in the message you answer to. So I'm not exactly sure where that came from, because it certainly didn't come from me.

    The point is:

    1. that Google's promise and motto is "do no evil". It's not "make up later if we do some evil stuff". I don't know if they'll do more good stuff later, maybe even make up for it, etc. It may even happen. But that's not the point. That's not what I was arguing. What they promised is to not do evil stuff in the first place. They better stick to that. I don't want them to make up for it later, I want them to not break it in the first place.

    2. that simply paying to get some bad deed done doesn't absolve one of the moral responsibility for it.

    If I were to go and get someone beat up, it doesn't matter if I do it personally or if I hire a pro to beat him up. If it's my decision, I fully bear the blame and the responsibility for it. At least from a moral perspective, I wouldn't be able to claim the moral high ground just because I paid someone to do it.

    And the same applies to Google. "Do no evil" does include "don't pay others to do evil." You can't claim the moral high ground by just paying a pro to do your astroturfing.

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    1. Re:Noone mentioned the Force by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      My point is just because Google hires someone who has done evil things doesn't mean they have hired them to do evil things for Google.

      You're assuming that since they've done evil things that that's what Google has hired them to do for Google for which Google will do penance later. Google may just want them to use their powers for good and not just evil.

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  85. Parent is nothing but a fanboi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either you work for DCi or you have been completely blinded by your irrational love for Google. Either way, you are not particularly interesting or insightful.

    IF I HAD MOD POINTS I WOULD MOD YOU A TROLL.
    Thanks,
    -Slashdot Community

  86. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    Apparantly you equate the legal practice of lobbying with the illegal one of corruption, such as kickbacks, hiring favors, passing legislation for campaign contributions, etc.

    No, but I hold DCI responsible for the illegal activities (forgery, electioneering, fraud, money laundering etc.) that they have done, as well as for the possibly legal but clearly unethical stuff (e.g. the penguin movie and the spam). I'd have little or no objection to them if all they did was lobby, straight up and honestly. But that's not what they do.

    --MarkusQ

    P.S. I also note that DCI has been tied up in some of the crimes you mention as well.

  87. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For the record, I am a Republican, and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer...

    How is that even possible?

  88. Got to be Net Neutrality by mogrify · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having seen some of those commercials sponsored by the telecoms denouncing Net Neutrality, I'd say they're planning a counterattack. Who better to help Google respond to intelligence-insulting, logic-reversing mumbo-jumbo astroturf scare tactics than the people who perpetrate such filth?

    I still can't believe how they're trying to spin an evil attempt by massive corporations to charge consumers more money for the same level of service... as an attempt to save consumers from an evil attempt by massive corporations to charge consumers more money for the same level of service. It makes me want to take a shower just thinking about it.

    The question is, if they use their power for good, is it still evil? I think we'll just have to see what they do....

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    1. Re:Got to be Net Neutrality by linefeed0 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that DCI has been retained by telecom companies (specifically AT&T) in the past, and the opinions published on their Tech Central Station astroturf site closely tracked AT&T's. Why would Google hire a company with a track record of working hard for the other side?

  89. A Few Points by E++99 · · Score: 1

    1) With the whole "net neutrality" issue having emerged, the survival of every large (and small) Internet-base corporations is in the hands of the US Congress.
    2) The US Congress is in the hands of witless cowards.
    3) Those witless cowards are in the hands of the professional lobbyists.
    4) The most effective tool of professional lobbyists, is to either incite the masses to make a lot of noise, or at least cause the appearance that the masses are making a lot of noise, to scare the witess cowards into action.

    Of course, it's not just DCI; the Democratic lobbyists have been doing this for years by hiring people to attend protests, etc. So the whole system is rediculous, but if Google wants to survive they have to play it. As for whether the whole "astroturfing" thing is evil... I guess the question is, is it evil to advertise pseudonomynously? I would say, of course not. There are a lot of good and valid reasons to publish a persuasive opinion under a pseudonym. For example, if you're Microsoft or Exxon, maybe you want people to consider the merits of your argument, and not prejudge it based on their preconception that you (Microsoft or Exxon) are intrinsically wrong and evil.

  90. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1
    I'd have little or no objection to them if all they did was lobby, straight up and honestly.


    Excellent pun!


    I can just picture some lobbyist showing up at Ted Kennedy's office with a plate of freshly baked cookies and a crayon drawn thank you card from the kids at the orphanage. My sides are splitting!

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    "Sacrifice for the good of The State" - The State
  91. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Er, wait, DCI have gone from making dumb home movies to fraud?? Can you actually prove the company has been involved in money laundering, fraud and electioneering? Because if you can it seems to me you should be doing something about it rather than posting it to Slashdot ...

  92. Old-school Republicans by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Republican party does not value someone like you. Virtually everytime a Candidate appears to be someone like you, the GOP pushes them to the side and or dumps them entirely from the party. Moral and ethical behavior is not a core value in the leadership of today's Republican Party. You can thank Tom "The Hammer" Delay and many similar 'leaders' in the GOP for that course change.

    It wasn't always that way. I keep hoping that someday it will change back. Of course, the first step is for those of us who still remember what values look like (not the word "values" printed on a campaign button, but actual values) to become a million little hammers, pushing back on the slime buckets that hijacked our party, making it increasingly uncomfortable for them to stay. There are certainly enough of us, though you wouldn't know it from the antics of our party's leaders and their morally bankrupt cheerleading squads. (Who knows, maybe they'll get sick of us and go join the Green Party.)

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Old-school Republicans by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Then you should be like myself and many of my friends. We're all ex-Republicans. And we all reside in what used to be a deep red state. (I say used to be, because I only know 2 admitted current Republicans out of 30 or so colleagues. The rest go from currently independent to massively anti-republican. Note that neither means "democrat".

      All I can say is this election is going to be interesting.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    2. Re:Old-school Republicans by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Then you should be like myself and many of my friends. We're all ex-Republicans. And we all reside in what used to be a deep red state. (I say used to be, because I only know 2 admitted current Republicans out of 30 or so colleagues. The rest go from currently independent to massively anti-republican. Note that neither means "democrat".

      I suppose I'm just to damned stubborn. I didn't change, the party changed, and I am to change it back. Quixotic, I know, but just because the Democrats let them get away with nonsense doesn't mean I'm about to.

      It's what Barry would have done.

      --MarkusQ

      P.S. As a friend of mine put it "Washington knows no furry like a fiscal conservative scorned."

      P.P.S. Or "A Democrat controlled congress wouldn't be bad. a Republican controlled congress would be even better. But either one of them would be an improvement over what we've got now."

    3. Re:Old-school Republicans by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      The only way the Republican party will go back to where you want it to go is if everyone like you leaves the Republican Party.

          Only then, when the current version of the Republican Party loses everything, will the few Republicans left in power realize that they done messed up. Of course, by then the Democratic Party may well be covering everything the Old Republican Party used to cover, you know like all that "stuff" from Teddy Roosevelt's time and then some.

          Until then, the longer you support those lunatics, by continuing to claim to be a Republican, the longer that change will be held off.

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      If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
    4. Re:Old-school Republicans by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      We'll see if November will bring that message or not. Is Deibold skewing results? WE'll find out for sure this election.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    5. Re:Old-school Republicans by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Until then, the longer you support those lunatics, by continuing to claim to be a Republican, the longer that change will be held off.

      I can give them ulcers. I can vote in the primaries. I can hold them accountable (elephants are known for their long memories). And come election day, I can vote for the best candidate regardless of which party they're running for.

      And I do. My name isn't Inigo Montoya, but I do my small part.

      --MarkusQ

    6. Re:Old-school Republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to see someone who can still believe in the system, but I really wonder if it'll help.

      There are two major problems with the US electoral system, as far as I understand it.

      1) Allowing massive campaign contributions.

      2) Setting regular dates for elections.

      The first, by far, seems like the worst idea. It's like legislating corruption.

      The second allows for proliferation of the first. If there was some randomization in setting the election dates - say to within six months - perhaps some of the more elaborate mudslinging and character assassination wouldn't come to be. There simply wouldn't be time to volley back and forth, if each party only had one month to blow through their war chest.

      Then, there's the fact that all major US media seems to be corporate, which is not so bad, except that seeking out and presenting the truth is already quite difficult; balancing it with the shareholder-driven thirst for profit only makes it that much harder.

  93. Ann Rand by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad I started reading "Atlas Shrugged" since the book is about this very topic. In the book, a nice benevolent guy runs a steel company that just wants to make better steel, and make a profit at the same time. But because his company didn't hire a "Washington man" the company starts becoming subject to stupid regulations and roadblocks since his competition spends more time lobbying than innovating.

    I don't know how the book ends. So don't spoil it for me, but it seems like this story is true to real life. If Google doesn't hire a "Washington Man" then, they will get beaten. It doesn't matter if they improve the world, create jobs, do good, and make a profit at the same time. If they topple somebody else's stagnating empire, then they must be stopped. And in today's oligarchy this is the only way to do it. This whole thing sounds just like the RIAA.

    I'm not sure if I would rather Google die honorably, or live with a poisoned heart. But I can guarantee you the stock holders have a definite opinion.

    And yes, I realize that this post gets an automatic "-1, Ann Rand" :-)

    1. Re:Ann Rand by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      So don't spoil it for me, but it seems like this story is true to real life.

      Yes! Because we all know how virtuous most corporate CEOs are. BTW, do not confuse the story with real life on either side. Rand draws nothing but cartoon characters in her stories. And, if you have the misfortune to read her "philosophy", just make sure you understand how stupidly black and white in a world of grays it actually is. Just remember: "A is a".

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      That is all.
    2. Re:Ann Rand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > If Google doesn't hire a "Washington Man" then, they will get beaten. It doesn't matter if they improve the world, create jobs, do good, and make a profit at the same time. If they topple somebody else's stagnating empire, then they must be stopped. And in today's oligarchy this is the only way to do it. This whole thing sounds just like the RIAA.

      Some other poster wrote: "BTW, do not confuse the story with real life on either side."

      She wasn't. Here's a story from today's business headlines: $600M, then $800M in bri^H^H^Hconcessions were offered by Exelon to various state/regulatory agencies to grease the palms and enable Exelon to take over PSEG at a pretty high premium, and the NJ bureaucrats held out for more. Finally, CEO John Rowe Shrugged. Glad I own EXC and not PEG today.

      P.S. It's "Ayn" Rand. But other than that, you're getting it.

  94. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Don853 · · Score: 1

    You can't possibly be a Member of the American Political System. The American Political System does not value someone like you. Virtually everytime a Candidate appears to be someone like you, the American Political System pushes them to the side and or dumps them entirely from the American Political System. Moral and ethical behavior is not a core value in the leadership of today's American Political System. You can thank Tom "The Hammer" Delay and many similar 'leaders' in the American Political System for staying the course that has been set for the last 150 years.

    I fixed that for you.

  95. re: "playground of the small-minded" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I consider politics, like religion, to be the playground of the small-minded

    When large-minded people ignore politics, politics - which affects life on many, many levels, from labor laws to healthcare to the quality of food we eat and what entertainment is open to us - is of necessity run by the small-minded. Open your mind just a little further and get out on the playground!

  96. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by 1stpreacher · · Score: 1

    You want to tell me that poloticians are corrupt bastards? I'm right there next to you. When a party is singled out, that's just stupid...

    Search "political corruption" (Google) and you get "Results 1 - 10 of about 28,000,000" ... I don't think it matters wether it's (R) or (D), but maybe that's just me?

  97. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    He probably meant "adult" life. You know, as in voting age?

  98. Guns shoot both ways by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Google didn't hire them, then there's every possibility that a competing interest would hire them instead.

    That's just silly. That Google has hired them doesn't preclude a competing interest from hiring them anyway.

    What? You think astroturfing scum are above talking money from both sides?

    1. Re:Guns shoot both ways by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Unless google signed them to an exclusive agreement, or required them to not do bussiness with certain other parties.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  99. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For the record, I am a Republican, and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer, so don't assume that that means I will blindly ignore this sort of thing either just because "Republicans" are doing it.

    Assuming you were conceived a Republican and given that American life is not sanctioned until born, then it stands to reason that you were a Republican longer than you were an American. Further, it would seem you lied to us in your post! Par for the course, good going REPUBLICAN! [j/k - a little]

  100. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's actually the case, what he wrote and what he meant are two entirely different things. I was a political moderate (fiscal conservative, but socially more left-leaning) long before I could vote, and remain so to this day, over a decade later. However, I wouldn't claim that I've been that way "all my life," because that's just silly.

  101. Their Only Evil If They Pursue Bad Ends by logicnazi · · Score: 0

    Hiring a lobbying company to convince people of your position is only evil if your position is evil. If you hired this lobbying company to convince americans to give more aid to the third world it most certainly would not be evil.

    Hell I don't even think outright lying in a good cause would be evil. If it was just too hard to explain network neutrality to the public and you had to tell a small lie in your PR to convince them it was bad I'm totally okay with it. Since we don't even have reason to believe google is having this company lie for them I see no reason to lambast them.

    Ultimately hiring this firm is only evil if you are using it's powers for evil. So unless you ahve reason to believe that google is trying to take away our freedoms or other evil aims there is no reason to critisize them.

    Also it is kinda absurd to critique a lobbying/PR firm for representing tobacco or other notorious clients. It's like calling a lawyer a bad person for defending a murderer. This is their job and it is important that everyone be able to get their side of the story out. Though for a long while big tobacco horribly misled and lied to us now the opposite is happening and it is being unfairly bashed in the media (for instance claims that it costs states tons of dollars. It doesn't it, and may actually reduce medical costs to the state by killing people early). Besides if you were going to hire a PR firm wouldn't you want the one who could shape people's opinions about the most notorious companies in the nation?

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  102. Requisite "Sneakers" quote. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

    Google: I cannot kill my friend. (turns to lobbyist) Kill my friend.

    I kid, I kid. As somebody else said, if Google is hiring these guys to help win the fight for net neutrality, and to help make sure the government can't force them to "do evil", then I wouldn't call hiring them "doing evil".

    --
    Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead, Zagreus sees you in your bed and eats you in your sleep.
  103. at what point did the US turn into Ferengi? by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    just curious...

    1. Re:at what point did the US turn into Ferengi? by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      You kidding? Have you -seen- the ears on our President?

    2. Re:at what point did the US turn into Ferengi? by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks!

  104. Havent you heard about... by mdemonic · · Score: 1

    ...fighting evil with evil? That wouldnt be so evil. Lets wait and see what their up to

  105. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Darby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the record, I am a Republican, and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer, so don't assume that that means I will blindly ignore this sort of thing either just because "Republicans" are doing it. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't matter what color jersey you wear if you are acting to subvert our democracy.

    If you're still a Republican at this point, then *you* by your support of these scum *are* acting to subvert our Democracy. Unless you're over 40, then given that you've been a Republican "all your life", you have always stood for exactly this sort of subversion of our Democracy.

    Wake up and take some responsibility for your actions.
    All that torture and murder based on lies and fear mongering? That's *your* fault.
    Be a man, step up and have an ounce of personal responsibility.
    Oh right, you're a Republican personal responsibility is like kryptonite to you.

  106. Not Sean Connery... by Petskull · · Score: 1

    "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
    --Friedrich Nietzsche

  107. Re:Typical...adhominem attack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Look, both name-brand political parties have a history of corruption, but generally speaking, the most corrupt have been big-city Democrat machines:
    Yea, like more than 50 years ago. What next, a joke about Ford Motor company on how the Edsel sucks? Hey, for balance you could make fun of Lincoln hat.
  108. News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, since when was some mundane decision GOOG took which was reported back in March News?

  109. Not the analogy I was looking for... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Sortof like when you buy a steak at the grocery store, you're contributing to the economics of killing a cow. Not that particular cow - it's already dead. But you just paid for some grain for the next cow.

    What if you don't buy steak, but instead buy all of the cows?

  110. Evil Clowns by ELiTeUI · · Score: 1

    Evil Clowns are cool.

  111. Googles chice of handlers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for article. In spite of all those who love to use the "they all do it" line remember that Google gained much of it's popularity by saying the opposite and wanting to be somehow different and more culpable for it's actions. Live by the sword die by the sword. Instead of arguing minutia I prefer to say it is no secret that this group has done much to provide other than truth. For those who admire dirty tricks and public manipulation this is welcome news, a victory for their "better than you because we win" view of life. I prefer to do the right thing than win at all costs.

    "If ye love wealth greater than liberty,
    the tranquility of servitude greater than
    the animating contest for freedom,
    go home from us in peace.
    We seek not your counsel, nor your arms.
    Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you.
    May your chains set lightly upon you,
    and may posterity forget
    that ye were our countrymen."
    -- Samuel Adams

    "How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!"
    -- Samuel Adams

    Thank you.

  112. Dot Org by Endorphyne · · Score: 1

    Hmm... First I hear about Google's new philanthropic venutre, Google.org and now I hear about them hiring DCI. I can't help but think they're connected, especially since Google.org is going to be a "for-profit" venture which gives them less restrictions in the lobbying arena.

  113. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by bangzilla · · Score: 1

    Re: "I am a Republican, and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer" - now how does that work? Past life expereinces in which you were an American perhaps, of are you counting womb-time as part of the time you have been American? And how can someone be Ruplican all of their life -- implies that there was no decision and that the badge of Republican was accepted, blindly, at birth....?

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    Rich people are eccentric. Poor people are strange. Me, I'd be happy with odd.
  114. Re:Society and morals by vertinox · · Score: 1

    And again, society decided that it doesn't work that way. If they're your subordinates, you're responsible for them. It's your duty to stop them if they do something evil.

    Let me introduce you to my little friend here...

    His name is Moral Relativism

    And he is alive and well and has been since the dawn of man.

    So what is evil?

    What me might consider ok or even good in our society might be the bane of all forbidden sins known to someone else's.

    You know... Like cartoons of a particular religious figure or killing cows or even saying bad things about the founder of your nation.

    However, not only does this digression happen between societies it also can happen interpersonal.

    As in... You kill a man and your neighbor is angry because he was his nation's hero and was father of 3, but others applaud you because the man had caused your nation death and destruction.

    The truth (if such a thing exists) is that there is no such thing as true evil or true good.

    Of course you can be really nice to people or an extreme asshole, but one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

    It just so happens that society changes its mind.

    If we were living in the 1950's and happen to live in the deep south in the USA and you were born and raised there and held common view with your society then chances are you would agree with segration. Same with Slavery if you were born in the South in the 1840's.

    Today we see these things as "evil" so I wouldn't be suprised if someone we see as evil today is not so evil in the future. And maybe we'll have some societal change where something we see as good today will be evil in the future.

    Therin lies the problem with good and evil. There are no methods for true definition that do not change.

    Sorry for the rant... I hope it wasn't evil of me.

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  115. right tool for the job by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    ha! right tool... I kill me. Cough sorry.

    Anyway. IMHO I think all of the grief the Dick Bushwaker administration has given Google has come full circle. Google decided to yank the stick out of the republicans hands and are positioning to give some blows back. The originator couldn't have dropped a better trail of crumbs.

    Next time please use whole grains. I'm getting tubby.

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    Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
  116. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Alchemar · · Score: 1
    "and have been all my life. But I've been an American for even longer"


    I've heard of "die hard" Republicans, but that's stretching it too far.

  117. Don't Be Evil by homey+of+my+owney · · Score: 1

    While anybody is watching... oops, now they're watching...

  118. If I were an evil corporation... by alexo · · Score: 1


    If I were an evil corporation, would I admit it?

    Would I shout from the rooftops: "behold, I am evil!"?

    Or would I try as hard as I can to strengthen the perception of being non-evil?

    Draw your own conclusions.

    1. Re:If I were an evil corporation... by pacalis · · Score: 1

      Clever, perhaps too clever. But of course, why climb to rooftops when you can transmit your beholden evil across a free WiMax network with context sensitive ads helping people get the things they need?

  119. Who do you want to win, Google or the telcos? by Snowtide · · Score: 1
    The phone companies are spending big money for a tiered internet where they get paid three times, charging businesses like Google, charging the end user and charging for tiered service, rather than now where they get paid twice.
    Who do you want to win, Google or the telcos? There is no room in this government for Do No Evil, money and lobbying carry the day. If Google is to survive and maintain the position they are in they need to use every tool in their arsenal that money can buy. You can bet the telcos and Goggle's competitors are. Right, wrong and long term technological progress mean nothing, money and lobbying is all.

    Look around at the examples, Microsoft, RIAA, defense contracts, etc.

    I say go for it Google, it's a dirty war and I wish you the best. I will be happy to gripe about some things Google does, but not this.

  120. DCI is in fact evil by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1, Informative
    Sure stick up for DCI Group.. Maybe you should do a little 'googling' first.

    The Hill March 29, 2006 Wednesday HEADLINE: Foreign-agent lobbyists amid uproars, duck for cover The brutal ruling junta of Burma dropped its last foreign-agent lobbyists, the Republican PR firm DCI Group, in 2003.
    We're talking Swift Boat Vets, McCain 2000 push-polling smear, good friends with Rove and PFA.

    Here's some links, you lazy bastard.
    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=DCI_Gro up
    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Tom_Syn horst
    http://mediamatters.org/items/200408260008
    http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/001250.p hp
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DCI_Group
  121. Darth Google! by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Obi-Wan Slashnobi: You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Evil, not join them! You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

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  122. Read my links by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Informative
    Er, wait, DCI have gone from making dumb home movies to fraud?? Can you actually prove the company has been involved in money laundering, fraud and electioneering? Because if you can it seems to me you should be doing something about it rather than posting it to Slashdot ...

    *sigh* And after all the trouble I went to to provide links. This isn't some "gosh I think they may have done it" speculation. Tobin, for example, is presumably telecommuting from prison at this very moment, since he started his ten month sentence in May. And the other charges are likewise documented in the links I provided. At this point there's no reason for me to tell the authorities anything because they already know.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Read my links by luaptifer · · Score: 1

      You make a great number of valid points, all liked to documentation.

      But there's way more to DCI than is obvious to the public. The operations they've been involved in are not rinky-dink. Google must've done some research to have chosen DCI, the array of companies that falls under DCI Group took home a substantial (but not double digit percentage) of the $900 million that Bush and the GOP spent in the 2004 campaign.

      I think they're going to have some trouble from rank and file employees who contribute substantially on the "D" side given the sorts of issues you've portrayed.

      From the research we've done it's become pretty clear that insiders to the Bush camp ain't clean and the DCI crew are all deep inside. By the way, did you know that DCI owns Techcentralstation.com, I didn't see that in your lead? Check out the disclaimer on their About Us page.

      Great piece! I'm inline with the sentiment that our government shouldn't be sold to those who can buy access and that's what it's all about. The Roll Call article mentions the lobbyists in the same breath as they describe Google's PAC. Don't think lobbying and campaign finance are parts of the same machine ;-)

      Unfortunately, it's those holding seats in the House and Senate who'd be the ones to "Reform" the systematic corruption and I just don't think they're gonna screw themselves out of much bigger salaries they know are coming after their term in office by undertaking real reform. At best, it'll be incremental.

      "Oh, I'll have to wait another 3 months to start on K Street."

      In any case, you've pegged DCI. I hope Goggle backs away from the brink.

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  123. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by msully4321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're both corrupt. Both parties look out for their own interest above the common interest. Just because you agree more with a certain ideology does not mean that you should believe that the political party claiming to also hold that ideology has any moral advantage over the other. To believe that is stupid and blind. Agree more with one party, fine, but don't fool yourself into believing that they are any less corrupt than the other.

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  124. "Or could there possibly be a non-evil reason?" by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are buying up all of their time so that they don't do any work for anyone else?

    If they did this long enough, their talents would become stale and thus ineffective, OR if they did this during crucial times (like a month before a national election) they could stem the tide of misinformation?

  125. Strawman by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending DCI Group. The question here is not whether DCI Group is evil (which they are), but whether Google is manifestly planning to do evil through a third party by hiring DCI Group.

    Entirely separate questions.

  126. Then it pleases me to be the first by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    As to the Force, it was an advance alluding to my comparison to Star Wars. You analogized to D&D, I wanted to call up a different analogy. (And I always thought since Episode One that the talk of Anakin bringing "balance to the Force" pretty much was saying, with post-Episode 4 hindsight, "We've got it too good; we need someone evil to fight against.")

    You shouldn't think that every response must derive solely from the points made in its antecedent posts or their posters. No one person gets to predetermine how each thread branches.

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  127. The Swiftboat ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...performed a true service for the American voters, showing Kerry to be something much less than the unalloyed war hero he was presenting himself as. If you run for President as "Mr. Viet Nam" you'd better have the service record to back it up.

  128. Re:Nice word! 1150 hits on search by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Google reports 1150
    Vivisimo reports 588
    and http://www.nashville.gov/finance/cafr99/a18_21.htm at the top.

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  129. Au Contraire by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Not meeting the enemy's challenge would result in loss of all what are revered.

  130. Has this guy ever heard of Waco? by nathacof · · Score: 1

    And society eventually decided that, no, it doesn't work your way. If _your_ goons did evil stuff, _you_ are responsible for that.

    Who's society is this guy in?
  131. Why take it out on the clowns? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

    Based on the description of DCI, I'm not sure Chuckles would appreciate the association.

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  132. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by gettingbraver · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you are one of the few remaining real Republicans. And I mean this as a compiment, as a former Democrat, who is now furious at all the bs that is going on. It's 3rd party now. I know my history, and the equivilant of the Bull Moose Party is desperately needed today. I have had it!

  133. Gosh, where to start... by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    Your rebuttal chock full of internal inconsistencies; for example, when the subject is the officers who awarded Kerry his medals we're to assume that they "simply signed a document placed in front of them" but for the modified affidavits that the vets signed thirty years later, we're to assume that they carefully read them and agreed with any changes since "there is no legal requirement that one write the statement that one signs - only that one make an attempt to understand and agree before signing."

    Or when the issue is DCI's involvement, on the one hand we are supposed to focus on the vets and not the company they hired (because it's the client that matters) but on the other hand, when the subject is who paid for the ads, we're supposed to ignore who paid for it because...it doesn't matter who the client was?

    But the key problem here is that you are pointedly inverting the sequence of events. The vets didn't hire DCI, and then go looking for republican donors to pay for their ads. The republican donors hired DCI who (as part of the astroturfing campaign they were hired to perform) paid private investigators to search for vets who would be willing to participate in a smear job on Kerry's record. Then, based on what they were able to come up with, they put together the ads and started a program to create a "controversy" (which the Democrats stupidly went along with) so that they ads could get the maximum amount of free coverage. It was a very professionally put together PR campaign, and the vets were nothing more than props, added to make it look like it was coming from the grass roots.

    That's the whole point of astroturfing in the first place.

    --MarkusQ

  134. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Second, Being a republican does nothing to subvert democracy. Simple association with an organization doesn't mean you are automaticly supporting the finge or worst things someone in that organization has done.

    Given that the criminal immoral actions are coming from the top, describing them as "fringe" is totally dishonest and/or insane.
    Further, it's not "simple association" I'm talking about. Republican voters chose to put those people in power. Their support is all that is keeping them out of prison or away from execution for their crimes.
    That's not "simple association", it's active collusion, it's cowardice, and it's treason.

    Seeing that you are a liberal, probably vote democrate, I can see your frustration, Your party has lost some big races in the past few years

    Typical of the inherently deeply dishonest approach spearheaded by your ilk.

    "Durrrrrrrrr... if you disagree with torturing and murdering innocent people you must be a Democrat".

    I deeply dislike the Democrats as well. That doesn't change the fact that the current Republicans are treasonous murdering torturing scum. All it takes is integrity to notice that, not a Democratic voter card.

    But I wouldn 't call you a pedifile because NAMBLA purports to be a democaratic supporter and tends to contribute to democrate campains. Or because thier news letters often have interviews with democratic legislators about pending laws that effect sexual offenders (mark leno is a recent one) and how they opose the evil republicans.

    But if I actively worked to give massive power to pedophiles and then ignorantly defended their pedophilic actions against all sense and decency as well as paying them to rape children, then that's a different issue. In fact it's the same core issue we're discussing minus the particulars of the crimes, so try to keep on topic and leave the red herrings and straw men at home.

    What torture and murder?

    You're an idiot. Bush has even admitted to the torture camps. Your new talking point is "torture is good it keeps the evil terrorists at bay". Seriously, keep up. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

    It definatly isn't my fault and I voted republican last election. I did so because the democrates and one green party official that ran were worse then the republicans I had to choose from.

    Yes, it absolutely is your fault. You voted for a known criminal traitor thereby allowing his crimes to continue and accelerate. It's called personal responsibility. Look into it.
    The idea that any of the candidated would have been worse than Bush could only be held by a fool at this point.
    The simple fact that the president and the congress are from the same party proves that one absolutely regardless of the people involved.
    Look at Bush's unbroken record of incompetence proves it as well.
    Wake up Sparky.

    How could any of the other candidates possibly have been worse?

    Hell, you knew full well how bad Bush was after the first term, so even crazy ignorance isn't an excuse.

    Picking the lessor of twp evils seems to be the norm in elections nowadays.

    And you're a miserable failure at even that.

    This reminds me of clinton's term in office.

    Delusional frothing Republican hate campaigns? Sure, just because they're in power doesn't mean they'll give up that tactic.

  135. Dictators by Hemogoblin · · Score: 1

    "If you want to be a dictator, the people have to like you." Ever read the Prince by Machiavelli? He argues that a dictator should actually prefer being feared than loved.

  136. You are full of shit. by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    First of all, he isn't a republican. Probably never has been. He just said that to not look objective with the story's tone, his slander of charectors and the closeness of one sidedness with his reply.

    How dare you. Do you suppose that just because I don't blindly support my party and every crook that decides to cloak his perfidy under its mantel I must be lying? That the very fact that I care more about principles than I do about party affiliation means I'm not really a Republican? For your information, it galls me a hundred times more when Republicans lie, cheat and steal because they are dragging my honour in the gutter when they do it. But gauging from the tone of your post such concepts probably don't mean that much to you.

    Odds are, I was voting for the Grand Old Party before you were out of diapers. And it's the sort of smear anyone you disagree with, win at all costs attitudes, from Nixon on down to people like you that have made the party what it is today. You do realize that the two main points of your post "He refuses to turn a blind to curruption, so he must not be a Republican" and "Voter shouldn't feel responsible for the people they put in office, or try to hold them accountable" are anathema to what used to be considered core Republican values--or even American values--for most of our nations history, don't you?

    Where exactly do you think this new age "Morals are for suckers, tee hee!" form of civic pride is going to get you, anyway?

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:You are full of shit. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      How dare you. Do you suppose that just because I don't blindly support my party and every crook that decides to cloak his perfidy under its mantel I must be lying? That the very fact that I care more about principles than I do about party affiliation means I'm not really a Republican?

      Not at all. It is your unability to seperate anyone other then yourself who hasn't done anything you consider "bad" and still a republican from any republican who has. If it is possible for you to be a republican, and not be some evil baby eating constitution ass wipping thug then why is it not possible for someone else to be the same. Even someone who was elected to office? Because your talking points don't allow it, that why.

      For your information, it galls me a hundred times more when Republicans lie, cheat and steal because they are dragging my honour in the gutter when they do it.

      Really? just when republicans do it or when anyone in power/office does it? This is what i mean. People are doing it. There is no republican party doctrine or mandate saying "to belong you need commit at least one crime against the nation". Yet you act as if there is. Total bullshit. This is an easy give away, voting for a republican in no way means you support everything some of the members of the party has done(good or bad). Being a republican does not automAticly mean you endorse some ones missteps. but yet you condem all of them except yastard ourself while trying to exhert that you are some how better then them because you woke up and won't vote ofr those evil bastards anymore. Your a shame at best, more likley a Democrate astro-turfer. I can guarente with most certainty you have never suported a republican or cared enough to become a republican party member. Everything your saying is taken right out of the democrate "were gonna win this time hand book".

      But gauging from the tone of your post such concepts probably don't mean that much to you.

      This is typicle, don't shoot the message, shoot the messenger. :) Thats ok, i forgive you, I know your brainwashed.

      Odds are, I was voting for the Grand Old Party before you were out of diapers. And it's the sort of smear anyone you disagree with, win at all costs attitudes, from Nixon on down to people like you that have made the party what it is today

      Even if it was true, i don't see how it is relevent because you now act as a democrate stratigist.


      You do realize that the two main points of your post "He refuses to turn a blind to curruption, so he must not be a Republican" and "Voter shouldn't feel responsible for the people they put in office, or try to hold them accountable" are anathema to what used to be considered core Republican values--or even American values--for most of our nations history, don't you?

      No, nothing in my post said that at all. I said that you cannot group everyone into the same class of people because a few do something you don't agree with. And it is a few of them doing what you don't agree with. But because your attempting to clump them all together, into the same class, and refuse to view them seperatly, I'm saying your not a republican but an astro turfer who is likley a democrate. And after a quick search, I couldn't find anything that says a core republican values is not holding some one in office acountable outside of some known liberal democrate blogs. Well, maybe you should have investigated that talking point a little before spouting it as fact. It certaintly was never in any of the literature i have recieved from them.

      Where exactly do you think this new age "Morals are for suckers, tee hee!" form of civic pride is going to get you, anyway?

      And what is the point od that? Oh yea, Thats the way the democrate stratigist are saying about the support for republicans. I

  137. There isn't enough Irish Spring in the universe. by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    n/t

  138. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by fredrated · · Score: 0

    No answers, just more perjoratives. Figures.

    Why did the Republican enter the cemetary?
    He didn't. He couldn't face the people he sent there, even in death, because he was a coward.

  139. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    If you're still a Republican at this point, then *you* by your support of these scum *are* acting to subvert our Democracy. Unless you're over 40, then given that you've been a Republican "all your life", you have always stood for exactly this sort of subversion of our Democracy.

    I am comfortably over forty, thank you. And I vote for the best candidate, regardless of their party.

    Wake up and take some responsibility for your actions.

    Why in the heck do you think I'm sitting here at my keyboard, trying to educate my fellow Americans, when it is a beautiful day out and I own a hammock? Why do you suppose I took the time to dig up all the links, submit the story in the first place, and then reply to as many of the comments as I could?

    All that torture and murder based on lies and fear mongering? That's *your* fault.

    Ah, so all the Democrats stood with Murtha? Backed Finegold? Filibustered every stupid move that this administration made, sacrificing their careers for the good of the country?

    I guess I missed that.

    Be a man, step up and have an ounce of personal responsibility.

    See above.

    Oh right, you're a Republican personal responsibility is like kryptonite to you.

    Grow up. There are millions of good and honest Republicans in this country. And there are millions of good and honest Democrats. Ignoring the dog catchers and such, we can count ourselves lucky if more than a few hundred of them are holding public office at the moment. The higher you go, the worse it gets.

    And you will never fix this by punching the guy who happens to be next to you, just because he has a different color jersey than you do.

    I'm assuming you're a Democrat, right? So rather than taking cheap shots at me, why don't you go rout out the bad apples in your party. Demand that the cowards step up to the plate instead of letting slide every time the forget and leave their spine at home. Vote in the primaries, for gods sake. For my part, I'll keep hammering on my own side, and maybe some day we can get back to having a real debate about who we want up there solving our problems instead of who we want up there causing them. I'll bet there are some good, hard working, honest Democrats out there, who are getting the tar beat out of them by the DLC and their corporate pals, or who have grown so gun shy that they start apologizing before the Republican noise machine has even warmed up. Why don't you go give them a hand instead of making snide remarks at people who, so far as I can tell, want the roughly same things you do?

    It's just a thought.

    --MarkusQ

  140. so i should scrap my gmail account? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    dammit! all the super top secret information i have sent through their servers!

  141. Here's what I'm assuming by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    What I'm assuming is that if a company offer _only_ various kinds of astroturfing services, then that says something about the interntions of whoever hires them. I don't know, and frankly don't care, if they'll do something good in the future. What they do here and now, the _only_ thing they offer, the _only_ thing that they ever proved, is highly unethical stuff. And that kinda gives a hint into the intentions of whoever hired them.

    You can assume that if I hire an highly expensive assassin, maybe I really want a gardener, or maybe I just want a bodyguard. Because that's what all the "maybe Google hired them for something good" arguments boil down to. But that's not how the RL tends to work. If I need a good gardener, I hire someone whose credentials say just that: gardening. If I need a good bodyguard, I go to someone or to an agency specializing in that. If, of all possible people and credentials, I chose to hire someone whose only credentials are being a hitman expert, that should at least make you wonder. There's a damn good probability there that that's what I'm actually looking for.

    And the same applies to Google. Sure, we can speculate that maybe they only wanted a honest to God PR campaign (as if such thing even exists), or maybe they wanted a marketting expert, or maybe they just wanted legal counsel, or whatever. In a purely theoretical world, that may even be possible, but in the real world that's not how it tends to work. In the real world, if you want a normal PR campaign, you go to some agency whose credentials and portfolio say they're PR experts. If you want honest marketting, you go to an agency which already proved its skill in honest marketting. If you want legal advice, you go to a lawyer company with a good reputation in that field. Etc. You don't go to someone whose _only_ credentials are astroturfing, and hope that they, incidentally, are secretly even better in an unrelated domain.

    And if someone hires someone whose only credentials say "expert astroturfer", I don't know, it should make you at least wonder. Because regardless of theoretical possibilities, in the real world there's a damn good probability that that's exactly what they're looking for.

    The argument that it's just for defense doesn't hold much water either. Defense, how?

    By recognizing an astroturfing campaign? That's pretty easy to spot on your own, if you're the leading search engine and suddenly a lot of supposedly normal people start swearing loudly that MSN is the best and only.

    By fighting astroturfing with astroturfing? As Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye will just make everyone blind." Fighting evil with evil does not a moral high ground make. Fighting terrorists by indiscriminate terror just makes one a terrorist too. Fighting a gangster with gangster tactics (intimidating civilians, extortion, cement shoe executions, etc) just makes one another gangster too. Fighting a liar by saturating everyone with one's own lies, just makes one a liar too. And fighting astroturfing by doing one's own astroturfing only makes one just another astroturfer.

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  142. "Don't be evil" by Monsuco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems that Google has gotten more attention for doing rather minor things just because they have the motto "Don't be evil". Google really does a good job of not being evil. Look at it this way. Google's summer of code has tremendously helped both new programers and FOSS alike. They helped several linux projects (famously for doing so with Ubuntu) along. They ported Google earth to linux. They ported picasa and helped Wine out a lot. They support the open Jabber protocol. They help Gaim. They have several webified apps. They support Firefox and ported their toolbar to Linux. They have encouraged the use of nonobnoxious text ads. They clearly disclose privacy information. They even fought with the government over disclosing this information (for those of you who are obsesivly parinoid, I though I would mention that). They have been a famous example of the power of Linux in buisness. Even their deals with China aren't evil. What do you think China would have done if Google refused to compromise. Would they have been like "OMG we much change to suit Google" or could they possibly have just said, "Hell, screw Google, just block em"? At least they get some information throught Google and MSN and Yahoo sure as hell did it too. WHat "evil" have they done? They hired a questionable company? So what? Guess what they are probably doing with this lobbying firm? They are probably fighting for net neutrality with this firm.

  143. Not a democracy... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    We don't have a democracy, we have a Constitutional-Republic with a democratically represented government.

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    1. Re:Not a democracy... by Watts+Martin · · Score: 1

      This is an example of what might be dubbed "political hypercorrectness." Yes, we have a representative democracy rather than a direct democracy. They're both still examples of democracy.

    2. Re:Not a democracy... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      The only thing democratic about our government is that we elect our representatives, and even that is not by the popular vote. Otherwise we are a Constitutional Republic.

      And it might seem like splitting hairs, but it DOES make a difference. A true democracy is 'two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner'.

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  144. Big biz likes big gov! by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    That's right... big business LIKES big government. Why?

    Because big government can legislate and regulate IN FAVOR of big business! If the government were small and limited, they wouldn't have the ability to make laws in or against anyone's favor.

    I am a Constitutional Conservative, but I am also a libertarian. The government that governs least, governs best!

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  145. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by luaptifer · · Score: 1
    DCI makes the dead write letters for Microsoft!
    the campaign was discovered when Utah's Attorney General at the time, Mark Shurtleff, received letters "purportedly written by at least two dead people . . . imploring him to go easy on Microsoft Corp. for its conduct as a monopoly.
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  146. The troll I was replying to has been removed. by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    Please note that the troll I was replying to above appears to have been removed/demoted.

    The "you are full of shit" and the agravated tone of my post were aimed at the post I was responding to, not the post which now appears to be it's parent.

    --MarkusQ

  147. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by jZnat · · Score: 1

    If most politicians are corrupt, and Republicans hold the majority in Congress, then it's safe to assume that the Republicans are more corrupt than the Democrats currently because there are more of them. It's logical. Once Dems get majority again, they'll be the more corrupt.

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  148. New slogan for Google by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    Do know evil.

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  149. Don't be evil? Says who? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google turned into an evil company roughly three years ago. Now they're just evil and hypocritical, like most big companies. They still have a fairly good search engine, but the veneer has long since worn off.

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  150. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1
    And I vote for the best candidate, regardless of their party.
    Are you sure? Or do you simply choose the best candidate in from the two major parties?

    I've read your other posts, so believe me when I say I'm not just trying to be a dick. It's just that I believe that choosing between "the lesser of two evils" is a very short sighted option. You should ask yourself two questions: Why are my options so limited? and what can be done to improve my options in the future?
  151. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to say Thank you! for your efforts. :)

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  152. If Hitler offered genocide and train-timetabling.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...would it be evil to hire Hitler to help the trains run on time?

    I mean, did Hitler have two bank accounts, one for "profits from Evil" and the other for "profits from Good", and promise not to use the latter's pot to embiggen(tm) the former?

    Did China's government promise not to use Google's technology to help repress its citizens? How many Benjamins of sold stock will you need to wipe your hands clean of human blood and suffering this year, Sergei? Or are you just following your motherland's example?

    And what do you offer the world? Prior art, dishonestly marketed; the buying out of naive academics to work on trivial services, stagnating innovation; a get-rich-quick scheme for domain kiters and scrapers. Even your proto-cult of personality and reality distortion field are a pale imitation of Jobs', though they function adequately on an angst-ridden Godless male youth yearning for earthly heroes.

    Google, welcome to your first step in the journey to figurehead of 21st century corporatism: like an epidemic, your astroturfers will identify sufficient susceptibles to promote the view that Google is another unelected body acting pro bono publico. Behold another Kingdom of Good Intentions, and its zealot-poodles.

    Here is my space.

  153. Non-Evil Politics by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    The only way to be completley non-evil in politics is to completley avoid politics. The name of the game is compromise, and that means sometime you have to piss off some of your friends.

    A corporation the size of Google cannot completley avoid politics, because politians are drawn to money and fame like moths to a flame, so they have to play the game.

    The least evil way to spend your money is to give it to people who support your causes and to ignore your detractors. You don't try to influence anyone, you simply try to keep those in power that agree with you and try to put in power people who oppose people who disagree with you. No quid-pro-quo, but it can accomplish the same thing over the long run. Leave actual influencing with the grassroots where it belongs.

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  154. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    Are you sure? Or do you simply choose the best candidate in from the two major parties?

    I can recall voting for quite a few Libertarians and Independents over the years, and at least one Green (I wasn't fond of his positions, but his opponent was a known crook--I'd rather an honest person I disagree with than a crook who tells me what I want to hear).

    When Cobb and Badnark were arrested at the debates, I publicized the issue every chance I could, called and wrote letters to various officials, and gave to both of their campaigns.

    I'm also a vocal advocate of alternative voting systems.

    If you have any other ideas of what I should do, let me know.

    --MarkusQ

  155. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1
    if you have any other ideas of what I should do, let me know.
    Not at the moment, but you just became my first "friend".
  156. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Given that the criminal immoral actions are coming from the top, describing them as "fringe" is totally dishonest and/or insane.
    Further, it's not "simple association" I'm talking about. Republican voters chose to put those people in power. Their support is all that is keeping them out of prison or away from execution for their crimes.
    That's not "simple association", it's active collusion, it's cowardice, and it's treason.

    First, i'm not aware of anything that has been done by by "all the people at the top" that is criminal. Imoral probably just as with past democratic leaders but nothing criminal. Now we did get a slanted rulling on the domestic wire taping of foreign terror suspects from a judge that even the oposition claims should have removed herself from the case before issueing a rulling that led even the oposition to question not only the motives but the rulling itself. Most people involved in the case think it would be overturned if ever apealed to a hirer court.

    And republican voters chose to put them in office because everything you find evil abut them is still better then the democrate oponants they had to chose from. If you think it is bad now, just wait untill your wish comes true. This isn't active collusion, cowardice, or treason. It is picking the best candidate for the job and picking the lessor of two evils. If you don't like it, then run for office yourself and we will hold you as the shinning example of a good politician doing the work of the people.

    Durrrrrrrrr... if you disagree with torturing and murdering innocent people you must be a Democrat

    I never said that at all, you did. I remeber asking about what torture happened and this moving the issue around is what i get. Good way to avoid answering the questions while attempting to make me apear in a group of ditto heads.

    I deeply dislike the Democrats as well. That doesn't change the fact that the current Republicans are treasonous murdering torturing scum. All it takes is integrity to notice that, not a Democratic voter card.

    Well, i was guessing that he was a democrate. He definatly isn't a republican and never has been. I can tell that by the post he has made not only in this thread but others as well. It isn't that difficult to search for post by him and see that. More importantly, I havn't found any evidence of the claim "Republicans are treasonous murdering torturing scum" in your reply or his. I just get another slanderous clouding the issue responce with some 'obviously your not smart' or 'your one of them' replies. In none of this have you or MarkusQ shed any definitive light on your acusations. You just respout them as if that makes them true then attemp to discredit me. Lets talk about the issues here.

    But if I actively worked to give massive power to pedophiles and then ignorantly defended their pedophilic actions against all sense and decency as well as paying them to rape children, then that's a different issue. In fact it's the same core issue we're discussing minus the particulars of the crimes, so try to keep on topic and leave the red herrings and straw men at home.

    It is the same argument your gave about the "if your a republican, your just as guilty" Voting for a democrate doesn't automaticly align you with pedofiles just the same as voting for a republican doesn't automaticly make your at fault for any wrong doings a republican might have done. I don't understand why you chose to rebute the major portion of my original post and then re-assure my corectness with this argument. Oh that right because it would effect you and not me. I guess that makes it all right then.

    You're an idiot. Bush has even admitted to the torture camps. Your new talking point is "torture is good it keeps the evil terrorists at bay". Seriously, keep up. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

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  157. Re:Show me links about money flowing to the Democr by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    You're from Chicago, aren't you?

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  158. Re:I chose the most non-partisan links I could fin by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    You can thank Tom "The Hammer" Delay and many similar 'leaders' in the GOP for that course change.

    I didn't know he pre-dated Nixon.

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