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  1. This protest violates my patent! on Sites Shut Down to Protest Software Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am issuing an immediate cease and disist order re: my patent #654335436543

    Which states in part:

    "A method or system for demonstrating political opinions through an electronic medium."

    You bastards all owe me money!

  2. Re:Poison on Nietzsche's Toxicology · · Score: 1

    No, people are just stupid.

    It's just as funny as when the guys from the Man Show were walking around getting women to sign a petition to ban "Women's Suffrage". Every woman they asked signed it.

  3. Re:Poison on Nietzsche's Toxicology · · Score: 1

    Wow!

    That's a lot of work for a joke.

  4. S'wounds! A nit-picker you be! on OpenLindows.com: Wherefore Art Thou? · · Score: 1

    8^)

  5. Re:Poison on Nietzsche's Toxicology · · Score: 1

    Everything IS poisonous.

    Toxicity is completely dependant on dose not the substance. Too much water will kill you.

  6. REAL Tech writer blunders... on Hall Of Technical Documentation Weirdness · · Score: 1

    Like the time we at Borland International (circ:1991ish) released our Quattro Pro product with a nice image on the back of the box illustrating a new macro language added to the product.

    The code snippet in the image was a macro that logged you into our R&D server including addresses, passwords, etc...

  7. Re:Hook 'em while they're young on Big Company on Campus · · Score: 5, Funny

    It works for the U.S. tobacco companies, so why not?

    At least the tobacco companies products work.

  8. Kudos to Futurama... on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Esp:

    The episode where Bender gets fired out the torpedo tube while the ship is moving at full speed making it impossible for the ship to catch up to him.

    Frye (as Captain Yesterday) jumping over a railing after a falling gemenoid and Lela says "Frye, you can't fall fast enough"

  9. Re:Save enery on Zalman TNN 500A - Complete Heatpipe Cooled Case · · Score: 1

    Maybe I sound very European when I say this

    You do. Arrogant and self-righteous.

    Hey everybody! Europeans are the only people that are sensible and environmentally conscious.

  10. Experience... on Ph.Ds in IT - Good or Bad for a Career? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take it from a guy that's been in I.T. for 15 years and doesn't have a degree in anything... it's easier if you have an education. Though A PHD might be a bit much for the average I.T. shop.

  11. Re:What is 35mm equal to? on Sony Shoots For 4-Filter CCD, 8 Megapixel Camera · · Score: 1

    The quality and resolution of 35mm photographs has a lot to do with the film you're using. If you're talking about presentation on screen it really doesn't matter. The difference shows up when you print.

    The lower the ASA the more grain and finer resolution you get with film. Not to mention the placemenet of the grain on the film is analog so the detail is much finer than digital to begin with.

    The digital cameras are getting better (CMYK is a pretty big step in the right direction) but I think it's going to be a while before they surpass film.

    I used to be in the wide format digital printing business and it's quite possible to get a quality print (assuming the image is in focus and a low speed film was used) at 60" wide from 35mm film.

    Of course the image is still only as good as what you're digitizing it with: negative scanned at highest resolution CMYK on Agfa Argus II (this typically produces a 6-8 hundred meg tiff file) and printed at highest resolution on HP5000 60" CMYK printer.

    There's no way you can get a print that big from anything but the most expensive studio quality digital cameras (currently).

  12. Re:Old News! on Online Document Search Reveals Secrets · · Score: 1

    Thought I'd follow that up with a link from the hourse's mouth:

    http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?ur l= /library/en-us/dnword2k2/html/odc_ProtectWord.asp

  13. Old News! on Online Document Search Reveals Secrets · · Score: 1

    The fact that MS "productivity" products store user information in the files they produce hit the news very shortly after MS Office '95 came out.

    It seems no one much cared back then because MS has obviously left this serious security flaw in their software.

    Imagine that?

  14. Dare I say it? on US Military Develops P2P Wireless Network Sniffer · · Score: 4, Funny

    WAN-mines?

  15. Re:It happened at 4:11 on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    That's funny! Right up there with "need another seven astronauts". Bad taste... but funny.

  16. Re:Blame Canada on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    Ya' gotta' keep da' Labats cold somehow dare.

  17. Re:EM Pulse Weapon? on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 3, Informative

    No.

    There would be no cars or anything else working if it was a pulse weapon. Not to mention if the pulse was large enough to take down an area that large a goodly portion of the organic material around the target site would most likely be incinerated.

    Y2k and terrorism are no where near as catastrophic as simple bad planning and lackadaisical execution.

  18. Re:Toronto's on the East Coast? on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    They moved it because Homer was burying waste from all the surrounding cities in the old abandoned mines beneath the golf corse... oh wait... that was Springfield.

  19. Re:Study Chaos on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    I understand that, and I'm not so much disagreeing with you as discussing the meaning of "true" and that reality is perception... and thus perception is reality.

    In mathmatics, physics, etc... there are always rules that are "made up" and accepted to make the answers fit our observations.

    Zeno's paradox for instance (my first introduction to infinite scaling) has always facinated me. Mathmatics that "prove" that something we observe in the real world cannot "truly" be. It's close to zero, we'll just call it zero.

    http://mathforum.org/isaac/problems/zeno1.html

    Huh, huh... math is cool.

  20. Weapons? Why doesn't my car run on this. on Stimulated Gamma Decay Weapons · · Score: 1
    The experiment released 60 times as much energy as was put in, and in theory a much greater energy release could be achieved.

    Why aren't Gamma Reactor Power Plants going up all over the country?

  21. Re:123456? on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    A recent study (who's origin escapes me at the moment) found that 1234 is the most common ATM PIN code. Who'd a thunk it?

  22. Re:Study Chaos on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    Nothing is truly anything. If Chaos theory teaches us anything it's that all measurements are approximations. Chaos doesn't preculde randomness. It tells us within what scope/scale that randomness exists. If it's beyond our ability to predict then it is random.

  23. Re:Lava lamps? on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    I've been generating random numbers based on the viscosity of my bong water for years. It's not a very portable solution however... esp when I have to fly somnewhere. 8^)

  24. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? on Renegade Reverse Engineering - John Woo Style · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    He stinks on ice!

    I can't believe there is someone soooooo bad I'd rather see Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeve.

  25. Re:Fark: Obvious on SCO Execs Dumping Stock · · Score: 1

    I shot a baby this morning and just laughed and laughed.

    Let's talk about respect. Way to insult everyone here when you only had a problem with a message from one person. What else can be expected of an anonymous coward?