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  1. I have to say it.... on Packs of Robots Will Hunt Down Uncooperative Humans · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come with me if you want to live.

  2. Re:RAID-10 on Why RAID 5 Stops Working In 2009 · · Score: 1

    RAID 55?
    Too Expensive to use nine drives for the capacity of two?
    The question is how vital is the data, divided by your own laziness to perform backups.

    (I back it up every 5 minutes to /dev/null!)

  3. Dumb article on Why RAID 5 Stops Working In 2009 · · Score: 1

    RAID is not a backup solution.
    For those administrators who think it is, you should keep your resume on the array.

  4. Solved on Recovering Moldy Electronics? · · Score: 1

    Simple really: Gamma burst.
    The "Nuke it from orbit" approach.

  5. The rest of the story on Toshiba Battery Charges In 10 Minutes · · Score: 1

    "Toshiba Battery Charges In 10 Minutes"
    Explodes in 11 minutes....

  6. 'try back at a later time' on US House Limits Constituent Emails · · Score: 1

    I would 'try back at a later time'; like at Election time, in the ballot box.

  7. It might help: on Hubble Finds Unidentified Object In Space · · Score: 1

    If only there was a short acronym to describe strange flying objects like this.

  8. I don't get the whole fundies chain of thought. on LHC Flips On Tomorrow · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1) God created everything at once, word for word as in the bible.
    2) Evolution is wrong, it never happened.
    3) The scientific process is wrong. (Because it disagrees with idea #1 and 2)
    4) Cars never "evolved" from model Ts.
    5) Churches never "evolved" from caves.
    6) TV evangelists do not exist. (TV did not evolve)
    7) Religion never evolved, all hail Ra the Sun god.

  9. "The article doesn't mention women" on Possible Monogamy Gene Found In People · · Score: 1

    That's because there is no monogamy gene in women!

  10. Hmmm, a guess on Ratio of IT Department Workers To Overall Employees? · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "35,000 employees, over 5,000 IT employees"
    A totally Microsoft Vista shop?

  11. Unless: on As of October, FBI To Allow Warrantless Investigations · · Score: 1

    You can claim "Executive Privilege".

    I know who "should" be investigated... /Every NeoCon in office

  12. Why the vouchers on Microsoft To Buy $100M More SUSE Support Vouchers · · Score: 1

    Now Microsoft support does not need to deal with Vista.

  13. We know the drill.... on Microsoft Investing In "Open Source" Lab In Philippines · · Score: 1

    Embrace.
    Extend.
    Extinguish.

  14. He fell down? on Apparent Suicide In Anthrax Case · · Score: 1

    It sounds like he may have fallen down an elevator shaft full of bullets.

  15. Snakes in a drain? on Giant Snake-Shaped Generators Could Capture Wave Power · · Score: 1

    Somebody get these m*f*'n snakes off this m*f*'n drain...

  16. 13th amendment? on eBay'er Arrested For Attempting To Sell His Vote · · Score: 1

    Bring back the original 13th amendment as another number;
    The first 13th amendment was overwritten by the new 13th amendment against slavery.
    It said basically; any politician selling his vote (to a lobbyist?) would lose his citizenship.
    How many politicians would be left? /Not every one at once now; no pushing....

  17. Re:Hear a stranger breathing? on Guide to DIY Wiretapping · · Score: 5, Funny

    You sneeze while on the phone with your friend, and hear "gesundheit".... twice.

  18. obligatory on First Ethernet Switch In Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    In space, no one can hear the NIC scream.

  19. Next "terrorist" attack? on SCOTUS Grants Guantanamo Prisoners Habeas Corpus · · Score: 1

    I look for the NeoCons to assassinate a Supreme Court Justice or two, then retry the case.

  20. Re:Okay. Here's *MY* blog entry, Senator on McCain Asks Supporters To Campaign On Blogs · · Score: 1

    From your link:
    "Young Trojan Republican Club"?

    Is this the safer version of the "Wide Stance" club?

  21. Simple solution? on Pentagon Wants Kill Switch For Planes · · Score: 1

    Stay in Iraq; keep on devaluing the dollar.
    Next year the Airlines can't afford to fly.

  22. Hard drive encryption? on H.R. 4279 Would Establish Federal IP Cops · · Score: 1

    I have avoided encrypting my hard drive, due to performance; sigh...

  23. Asking about earthquakes while in China on "Understanding" Search Engine Enters Public Beta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your screen goes black; "Don't Panic"

  24. Does Ballmer Need To Go? on Does Ballmer Need To Go? · · Score: 1

    I could care less if he goes, I hope he wipes if he does... /Yeah, I went there...

  25. Taser death. on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    Taser deaths are murder in the 3rd degree at least.
    Taser International is fighting a future criminal case through these civil cases now.

    Three cops tasering someone at once is a murder attempt.