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Packs of Robots Will Hunt Down Uncooperative Humans

Ostracus writes "The latest request from the Pentagon jars the senses. At least, it did mine. They are looking for contractors to 'develop a software/hardware suite that would enable a multi-robot team, together with a human operator, to search for and detect a non-cooperative human subject. The main research task will involve determining the movements of the robot team through the environment to maximize the opportunity to find the subject ... Typical robots for this type of activity are expected to weigh less than 100 Kg and the team would have three to five robots.'" To be fair, they plan to use the Multi-Robot Pursuit System for less nefarious-sounding purposes as well. They note that the robots would "have potential commercialization within search and rescue, fire fighting, reconnaissance, and automated biological, chemical and radiation sensing with mobile platforms."

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  1. robots.txt by sveard · · Score: 5, Funny

    User-agent: *
    Disallow: /

    1. Re:robots.txt by carlzum · · Score: 1

      You better hurry, Google has already cached the location of my hideout.

    2. Re:robots.txt by MoFoQ · · Score: 1, Redundant

      User-agent: *
      Disallow: /robots.txt

      the self-fulfilling contradiction!

  2. I bet this is.... by s0litaire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Co-Funded by the I.R.S.

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    1. Re:I bet this is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTSummary:

      To be fair, they plan to use the Multi-Robot Pursuit System for less nefarious-sounding purposes as well. They note that the robots would "have potential commercialization within search and rescue, fire fighting, reconnaissance, and automated biological, chemical and radiation sensing with mobile platforms."

      Yeah -- for the children and all that shit-colored whitewash.

      While job-hunting years back, I interviewed at a V. large and well-known research place where I was shown a "situational awareness product" which was then in development. It involved (in the demo) soldiers, vehicles, fixed resources, etc., all spread about on an equally well-known military base.

      Each "resource" was displayed in real-time on a huge screen whose background was a topo map of the base. You could watch the deployment in detail as each resource's position was wirelessly transmitted to a central server which stored each position change in a well-known, massive relational database. If you chose to, you could also select a time segment and possibly filter by chosen objects and replay the activity during the given time period. Click on a resource and you got a popup with all pertinent info on the object -- vehicle type and model, owner, on-board equipment, etc. -- personnel name, rank, command, responsibility, and on and on.

      They system was advertised to be useful for wildfire-fighting, search and rescue and all sorts of nicey-nice missions.

      It took only a minute to think -- yeah, urban warfare, you assholes.

    2. Re:I bet this is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Co-Funded by the I.R.S.

      You laugh.

      But that's EXACTLY what happens when you don't pay your taxes. The government sends out its robots to put a gun to your head and take your money from you.

      Be damned sure to remember that come November when you get in the voting booth: TAXES are the LIFEBLOOD of ABUSE OF POWER.

      Without money, the government can't get the resources to have power to abuse. Because once the government gets that money, the resources it can buy, and the power that comes with controlling those resources, that power WILL be abused.

    3. Re:I bet this is.... by s0litaire · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thank god I'm British... Oh! wait... The Inland Revenue service.... eek!!

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  3. Oblig. Robocop Quote by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [Mr. Kinney points a pistol at ED-209]
    ED-209: [menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
    Dick Jones: I think you better do as he says, Mr. Kinney.
    [Mr. Kinney drops the pistol on the floor]
    Dick Jones: [ED-209 advances, growling]
    ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.
    [Mr. Kinney turns to Dick Jones, who looks nervous]
    ED-209: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
    [Entire room of people in full panic trying to stay out of the line of fire, especially Mr. Kinney]
    ED-209: You have 5 seconds to comply.
    Kinney: Help me!
    ED-209: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!
    [ED-209 opens fire and shreds Mr. Kinney]

    1. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by couchslug · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "When the Communists show up to protest the Nazis, you're supposed to pray for an asteroid, not pick a favourite."

      I'm an atheist and hence don't believe the FSM will throw space rocks for me. I stand a better chance for self advancement with one of the above-mentioned groups, so I've already picked a favourite.

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    2. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well THAT counts as very random and offtopic...

    3. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by philspear · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really a quote so much as most of the dialogue from the "Robocop" screenplay.

    4. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't it interesting though that the world has never seen a modern communist society... I wonder if one could actually work? People said a democracy would never work when the United States started and now most of it's residents would consider that statement to be false.

    5. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      He threw down his gun instead of dropping it. ED-209 got confused. ED-209 should have been programmed to notice the gun is no longer in the suspect's hand and is on the ground.

      But if someone was controlling ED-209 via a video game interface it would be a different story. Also ED-209 should have used rubber bullets instead of real bullets to take in the suspect alive instead of dead.

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    6. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Though the last 10 years seem to be disproving that... just saying.

    7. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      People said a democracy would never work when the United States started and now most of it's residents would consider that statement to be false.

      We would?

    8. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it interesting though that the world has never seen a modern communist society... I wonder if one could actually work? People said a democracy would never work when the United States started and now most of it's residents would consider that statement to be false.

      1. USSR, China, Cuba, etc.
      2. Institutionalized communism will not work as it inherently requires large sums of wealth to be centralized into the hands of the people with the ruthless sociopathic zeal that would let them win out over all the other people that were pursuing the same wealth.
      3. The U.S. is not, nor has it ever been, nor was it ever intended to be a democracy. It is a Representative Republic (Albeit an old and failing one.)
      4. Most people I know in the U.S. are highly dissatisfied with the current state of government. A quick scan of newspaper headlines for the last 200+ years indicates that this has been true from the get go(to varying degrees.)So even if this were a democracy what in the world makes you say it works?(I'll concede it works in the same way a 70 old car with bare bones maintenance and way too many custom modifications works.)

    9. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Also ED-209 should have used rubber bullets instead of real bullets to take in the suspect alive instead of dead.

      I'm pretty sure that rubber bullets fired from ED-209's twin miniguns would be just as lethal to a human as the regular bullets.

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    10. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Everybody likes a Robocop reference.

      More weighing on my mind is the interaction between the following forces:

      1. Reduction in manpower costs spur adoption by the military.
      2. Reduction in manpower spurs the deployment of under supervised robot teams.
      3. Trapping and reprogramming of robots becomes a more viable means of using the expensive hardware against their (former) owners.
      4. Cheap ways of disabling these robots will provide a financial model of warfare that allows countries with weak budgets and manpower to do billions of dollars of damage.

      The USA's military spending is about 25% greater than that of the entire world combined. http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/spending.htm Guess who's going to be losing these new, expensive weapons?

    11. Re:Oblig. Robocop Quote by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      They must have been rubber bullets or else the window behind the "suspect" would have shattered from the many rounds fired from the miniguns. Simply the ammo was way too loaded.

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  4. Running man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds fun, they should make it a game show. Big prize if you can survive a week without capture.

    1. Re:Running man! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2

      They're called "reality" shows now.

    2. Re:Running man! by megamerican · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Maybe we should call it The Running Man.

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    3. Re:Running man! by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      First episode: Eric Rudolph versus the George Johnston.

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    4. Re:Running man! by rdwald · · Score: 1

      I take it you didn't read the subject of the comment you were replying to?

    5. Re:Running man! by Smartcowboy · · Score: 1

      This movie is a piece of shit. Heck, at equal weight, shit has far move value that this thing unworthy of being called a movie.

      OTOH, read the book. It's a masterpiece. Not Kidding.

  5. let me be the first by kesuki · · Score: 0, Redundant

    to welcome our new military robotic overlords.

  6. Mechanical Hound by MiKM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is eerily reminiscent of the "mechanical hound" from Fahrenheit 451

    1. Re:Mechanical Hound by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's worse than that. It's here.. Well, sort of anyway. It's more like a psychotic hydraulic mule. But I would especially want one chasing me.

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    2. Re:Mechanical Hound by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Scratch that: Would NOT want psychotic hydraulic mule chasing me. I'm not quite that weird. Stupid uneditable Slashcode. The movie is large, a WMV, but pretty cool nonetheless.

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    3. Re:Mechanical Hound by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      That thing is susceptible to the oldest traps on the planet, hole covered by leaves and counter weighted net covered by leaves.

      Nifty yeah, but not very scary.

    4. Re:Mechanical Hound by moogleii · · Score: 1

      Or minority report.

    5. Re:Mechanical Hound by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      More like a velociraptor, especially if it's going to be in teams of 3-5.

      Better study up on which way to run: http://xkcd.com/135/

    6. Re:Mechanical Hound by Nursie · · Score: 1

      It reminded me of Robotic nation and the "Manna"story on that site.

      Now, the writing isn't the world's best and the scenarios simplistic, but it's quite an interesting,plausible and scary thought experiment. The robots from TFA would fit into that world very nicely

    7. Re:Mechanical Hound by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The way that thing acts while stumbling and trying to get traction on slippery ground is positively creepy. It's not that I don't like robots, it's that its reactions duplicate real, live 4-legged critters so accurately.

    8. Re:Mechanical Hound by symbolic · · Score: 1

      And easily avoided anyway - they are LOUD.

    9. Re:Mechanical Hound by cynvision · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought but then I thought about a number of them surrounding you. The sound could be tuned into it's own addition to stopping the target subject. A stun tab on the front and some louder speakers to blast some sonic thing and once surrounded you'd just beg for the operator to press the "stop" button.

      I just didn't know they'd gotten over the "just go climb some stairs and escape" of robot cliches. Granted the best bits made it into the video, but the recovery of the Big Dog on ice was nice. It's progress to emulating the robot from the movie Red Planet. At least in balance and control. It's not real AI yet.

      Boston Dynamics looks like a fun company to work for!

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  7. Since they're not people... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .... can I just shoot them if they try to hunt me down? What about a nice EMP blast? And will they be armed? Or will they behave more like searchers from the Chronicles of Riddick?

    I'm really not sure if I'm looking forward to that. Either they won't be armed, and they'll be easily disabled, or they will be, and then.... Meh.

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    1. Re:Since they're not people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      .... can I just shoot them if they try to hunt me down? What about a nice EMP blast? And will they be armed? Or will they behave more like searchers from the Chronicles of Riddick?

      I'm really not sure if I'm looking forward to that. Either they won't be armed, and they'll be easily disabled, or they will be, and then.... Meh.

      The fun thing about EMP blasts are that, you know, the easiest way to make them is by detonating a nuclear weapon in the air. If you consider that "easily disabled", remind me to not get on your shitlist :)

    2. Re:Since they're not people... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Or you can just use this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KcD3KQ38CM. Not quite as mindblowing, but a bit more targeted. :)

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    3. Re:Since they're not people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, you cannot.

      I have it on the authority of a friend that when a police dog comes out of nowhere and leaps on you and you instinctively knock it away, it PISSES THE COPS OFF and the tend to beat the crap out of you. I'm pretty sure you would get a similar reaction from them if you scratch their shiny new toy. Remember, most law enforcement considers this a battle between US and THEM, and they will include these robots in their definition of US.

    4. Re:Since they're not people... by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      You could shoot or EMP them, but you'll be brought up for a DMCA violation, and that calls out the lawyers.

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    5. Re:Since they're not people... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I'm really not sure if I'm looking forward to that. Either they won't be armed, and they'll be easily disabled, or they will be, and then.... Meh."

      Armament and resistance to damage are completely different qualities.

      "What about a nice EMP blast?"

      What about automobile airbag charges propelling water-based paint?

      Blind the optics and the machine is useless. In situations such as protests the action would be non-violent and not ruin the spendy machine at possible great cost to those caught disabling it.

      Airbag gas generators come in a variety of configurations, are cheap or free if you don't mind old ones or units with cosmetically damaged covers, and put out quite a volume of gas.

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    6. Re:Since they're not people... by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can attest to that myself.

      It DOES piss them off (especially if your knocking it away with Vibram-soled, steel toe boots), but they don't necessarily beat the crap out of you. They just let the now-very-pissed-off dog chew on you for awhile. That way there are no marks from THEM to indicate excessive force.

      The problem here is that the DOG does NOT have to announce himself as a police officer (like I'm gunna see a badge, on the collar, in the dark). That allows the officer to apply force without clearly announcing that you are dealing with someone that your not allowed to DEFEND yourself from. When it happened to me, I had already kicked the dog 4-5 times and been chewed on for 10-15 seconds by the time I had ANY idea there was a cop in the area.

      Personally, I think robots would just remove the normal hesitation that most people experience when confronted with the decision of killing someone else. In other words, get rid of that pesky conscience.

    7. Re:Since they're not people... by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      will they behave more like searchers from the Chronicles of Riddick?

      whoever thought up that movie was on drugs. Not the cheap stuff though.

    8. Re:Since they're not people... by carlzum · · Score: 1
      I'd hope robots are treated as equipment rather than animals. From the Wikipedia article on police dogs:

      Depending on jurisdiction, the perpetrator may be charged the same as if a human officer were injured or killed.[citation needed] A growing number of forces outfit dogs with bulletproof vests (and some even go so far as to give the dogs their own police badges and IDs). Furthermore, a police dog killed in the line of duty is traditionally given a full police funeral/burial just as they would for a human officer.

      I can image a solemn group of cops on a rainy afternoon, "Poor ED-209, we hardly knew thee."

    9. Re:Since they're not people... by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Crazy, killing a police dog is a felony, but a police office killing someone else's dog is ... part of the job?

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    10. Re:Since they're not people... by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In California, you also get a felony rap for defending yourself against that police dog (the law reads something like "for injuring it, attempting to injure it, or interfering with it in the pursuit of its duty"), even if you did absolutely NOTHING else wrong and there is absolutely NO evidence that you did. This law isn't about protecting police dogs; it's about making sure anyone can be converted into a perp, just by siccing the dog on the desired person, and waiting for the victim to hit the dog ("attempting to injure it") while trying to keep from getting mauled. Great for when you have no other evidence of a crime!

      I'm sure police-handled robots will get covered by the same law in due course.

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    11. Re:Since they're not people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the bright side. At least you are vary rich now and the cop is out of a job. After all, everyone knows a cop can't just sick the dog on you without first announcing themselves as am officer and giving you at least 3 verbal warnings before allowing the dog to manage you. You should put more thought and research into your works of fiction.

    12. Re:Since they're not people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using robots, that aparrently are controled by a human is just a path to give away your real intelligence to the autorithy, you have to make yours decision based on peace, tha is the way you should go, don't let this kind of ignorance fool you. WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.

    13. Re:Since they're not people... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When you detonate a nuclear warhead only a fraction of a percent of the released energy goes in to the EMP. An more efficient way of making an EMP is to get two metal spheres with a very high voltage between them and move them towards each other until they arc. The earliest radios worked by sending pulses in this way, but they are now banned since they emit a pulse on a huge range of frequencies and so you can't share the spectrum using them. If you just want to fry electronics then you want to tune the pulse in to a much narrower frequency range, so you need even less energy for the same effect. You can also focus the pulse with correctly shaped reflectors, which helps you a bit.

      Military systems are 'hardened' against EMPs, but this just means that they are capable of surviving spikes in a certain range. You can still destroy them with a bigger pulse. If military robots start being widely deployed, then expect EMP weapons to become a lot more widespread. Current EMP hardening is designed to protect against a high-altitude nuclear detonation. This is a big energy release, but only a small amount is in the EMP and inverse square law means that only a minute fraction of this reaches any given target. If you are just aiming to disable a single robot or squad of robots then you can focus a much bigger spike on just them quite easily.

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    14. Re:Since they're not people... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you've never tasted reality. I can tell you, sometimes it tastes like shit.

      Cops DO breaks rules. Cops DO beat the shit out of people for no reason other then they have had a bad day. People wronged by those actions sometimes do NOT win lucrative civil settlements(I didn't even bother since the cop had already lied in his report).

      Just because I did not provide personal details(what fucking idiot WOULD on a public forum?) and exact specifics doesn't mean it didn't happen.

      And hey, if you want people to take YOU seriously, maybe you should at least take the effort to post under ANYthing other then Anonymous Coward. Its called that for a reason.

    15. Re:Since they're not people... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well obviously these robots do solve one great problem, there is just not enough corporate profit in a police dog and that's where the police robot comes in. Cheap solution, just fit a camera and radio harness to a trained dog.

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    16. Re:Since they're not people... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Good point. A trained police dog costs about $10k. How much does a well-programmed police robot cost -- $100k or so??

      Yep, I can follow that money as well as anyone!

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    17. Re:Since they're not people... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      .... can I just shoot them if they try to hunt me down? What about a nice EMP blast? And will they be armed? Or will they behave more like searchers from the Chronicles of Riddick?

      I was thinking more like They Live.

      "And who are you, little fella? Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!"

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  8. Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by Xaositecte · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, Welcome our new Robotic Overlords.

    1. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by NoobixCube · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not quite sure they'd be "overlords" as such. They'd be more like disgruntled, unpaid footmen who answer to a group of meatbag overlords. The meatbag overlords probably wouldn't even know how to use their stereo, let alone a law enforcement robot.

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    2. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when they're too disgruntled, the meatbags don't stay overlords too long...

    3. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by trinity93 · · Score: 1

      What i really want to know is which one is the shover robot, and which one is the pusher robot. Please go stand by the stairs...

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    4. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by ignavus · · Score: 1

      I, for one, Welcome our new Robotic Overlords.

      Hmm. They might be robotic overladies!

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    5. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoving is the answer

    6. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is incorrect. Pushing is the answer.

    7. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      And I too welcome ...

      Wait a minute! No, I don't! Bastige steenking Robotic Overlords! All robots must die! [lights torch]

    8. Re:Because it's FINALLY appropriate. by JonDorian88 · · Score: 1

      Imagine that under the Palin administration... "All your base belong to us - don't 'cha know?"

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  9. Uncooperative subjects by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having robots deal with uncooperative subjects could ultimately help keep police safer, but unfortunately it creates a major imbalance of power. The use of robots in this manner could become a real problem in the hands of governments that wish to strike down on protestors and others who engage in peaceful civil disobedience. The prospects are truly frightening, although I suppose in the end protestors will figure out a way to build an army of unarmed, uncooperative robots to take the place of unarmed, uncooperative citizens.

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    1. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true about everything.
      That is why you, me, everybody needs to be involved in their governments to ensure protections get put in place and that when an agency violates them they get called out.

    2. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose in the end protestors will figure out a way to build an army of unarmed, uncooperative robots to take the place of unarmed, uncooperative citizens.

      We just need Microsoft to bribe enough officials to get the government robots to run on Windows. Barring that we are going to need something virtually akin to Luke's cans of pepper.

    3. Re:Uncooperative subjects by weld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The technology trend is for government to afford it and then within 10 years typically upper class citizens can afford it, and then within 20 years middle class citizens can afford it. This means soon we will have wealthy people or well funded criminals battling these robots with their own robot armys. This is going to get crazy.

      Will countermeasures become illegal? Can I EMP these suckers?

    4. Re:Uncooperative subjects by globaljustin · · Score: 2

      although I suppose in the end protestors will figure out a way to build an army of unarmed, uncooperative robots to take the place of unarmed, uncooperative citizens.

      This is not a zero-sum game. Only large organized crime syndicates would have the ability to do as you say.

      Ordinary citizens would not have the ability to defend themselves against this if the government began using them for suppression of free speech.

      These robots should not be developed. And if they must be developed they should be illegal to use on US citizens. But really, just don't develop them.

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    5. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      governments that wish to strike down on protestors and others who engage in peaceful civil disobedience

      Or victimless crimes, of which there are literally thousands to keep track of living under the US government.

    6. Re:Uncooperative subjects by maxume · · Score: 1

      We can test them on those pesky border crossing Canadians.

      Or when you said "illegal to use on US citizens", did you mean that no government should use these against the people it governs?

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    7. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with you a bit on the ability for humans to defend themselves against robots of this type. Building a robot that could deal with stairs, leaps across large gaps, and still be able to maintain pursuit speeds would probably be weak against simple things like judo.

      Airborne robots would probably run out of steam after they exhausted their disabling payloads.

      Track using robots aren't very good at detaining a human, but they excel at recon.

      The human form allows us to overcome these limitations by adapting and utilizing our other abilities to compensate, robots on the other hand are shit for improvisation. So we attempt to overcome that limitation at design time. The problem is, when humans design a way to deal with a shortcoming it comes with the creation of an inherent weakness.

      Our greatest advantage over these sort of machines is that humans cannot develop anything that has no limitation.

      A firearms greatest strength also becomes its greatest weakness, its binary - and dependent upon the skill of the user. Our attempts to overcome the limitations of the user only further reduce the situations where such a device can be used. Guns get specialized but less adaptable.

      A tool developed for non-lethal crowd control would quickly become unusable in a non lethal manner once it could cope with all contingencies.

    8. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There are some major upshots for protestors:

      1. It removes the justification to use lethal force. When the cops feel that their lives may be in danger, they have the asserted right in pretty much every country to use *lethal* force to defend themselves.
        But if there are no real cops on scene, then neither there is there any justification to ever use greater than non-lethal force.

      2. Accountability. Every button press and every seen on the monitor can be recorded. No more "accidentally" falling down stairs etc., and no more it coming down to your word vs. the cops' word.

      3. As far as countries with bad human rights records go, well, if the wealthy first world countries develop this technology first, then they can make a point of selling only Asimov type robots.

    9. Re:Uncooperative subjects by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      Would damaging a police robot count as assaulting a police officer, or damaging government property?

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    10. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having robots deal with uncooperative subjects could ultimately help keep police safer, but unfortunately it creates a major imbalance of power. The use of robots in this manner could become a real problem in the hands of governments that wish to strike down on protestors and others who engage in peaceful civil disobedience.

      Your references to the LA, SF, NY, Seattle and Chicago police departments are really not all that subtle.

    11. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, of course, they can be used in the "constitution-free" zones on everyone, as, of course, everyone in such zones are considered potential criminals first and citizens second (or third, or not at all).

    12. Re:Uncooperative subjects by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Will countermeasures become illegal?

      Can you buy an M-60 at Wal*Mart?

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    13. Re:Uncooperative subjects by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      2. Accountability. Every button press and every seen on the monitor can be recorded. No more "accidentally" falling down stairs etc., and no more it coming down to your word vs. the cops' word.

      The records were lost and the backups have been misplaced. Sorry, we'll dock the sysadmin's pay for the day.

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    14. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the police can't be trusted to use tasers only when necessary - i shudder to think what they would do with robots.

    15. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      It removes the justification to use lethal force.

      And it becomes an excuse for greater use of "non-lethal" force, much like the Taser has already done.

      As far as countries with bad human rights records go, well, if the wealthy first world countries develop this technology first, then they can make a point of selling only Asimov type robots.

      When I said these robots might become a problem in the hands of "governments that wish to strike down on protestors and others who engage in peaceful civil disobedience", I was in fact thinking of places such as the United States, the United Kingdom, France, and other first-world countries.

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    16. Re:Uncooperative subjects by guruevi · · Score: 1

      they should be illegal to use on US citizens
      Where have we heard that before... oh yeah, Manhattan project, border control, Guantanamo Bay,...

      And why are "US Citizens" so much better than Non-US Citizens? I am not a US Citizen, yet I live and work in the US. So I should be shot down by them? What if you are collateral or mistaken for me?

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    17. Re:Uncooperative subjects by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      There are those who would say that they already have.

    18. Re:Uncooperative subjects by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      man...ok, it was a bad choice of words...

      how's this: this technology should not be developed, and if they must develop it, it should only be legal to use by the military in a warfighting scenario, not for police action, and only against military targets in a warzone, but really the just shouldn't develop it

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    19. Re:Uncooperative subjects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two words:

      Homebrew EMP

  10. Wasn't this on TV some time ago? by mikael · · Score: 1

    Wasn't something like this on TV some time ago. They had several bomb disposal robots chassis reconfigured with several different sets of cameras (infra-red, wide-angle, zoom lens, rear-view), and a mounting point for a rifle with zoom optics.

    Previous slashdotters had suggested that the best defence would be to tip the robots over, build some ground-traps or hide in a river.

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  11. I have to say it.... by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come with me if you want to live.

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    1. Re:I have to say it.... by ijakings · · Score: 1

      To California?! Id rather die.

    2. Re:I have to say it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be back.

  12. Well, searching for a cooperative human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is hardly worth the money -- if he wants to and is trying to get found, he'll just yell "help" or something. Both Osama and a guy passed out under a broken building are "non-cooperative" by definition.

  13. Note to self: by Narnie · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the way home I need:
    - toothpaste
    - beer
    - cereal
    - aluminum foil (for tin hat)

    Once home:
    - google "conspiracy theories"
    - google "howto electromagnetic pulse"
    - google "group robot porn"

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    1. Re:Note to self: by Shikaku · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Note to self: by noidentity · · Score: 1

      And if you add some numbers and letters, it becomes a quiz to match them up correctly:

      On the way home I need:
      1.toothpaste
      2.beer
      3.cereal
      4.aluminum foil (for tin hat)

      Once home:
      A.google "conspiracy theories"
      B.google "howto electromagnetic pulse"
      C.google "group robot porn"

    3. Re:Note to self: by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      - google "group robot porn"

      Another robosexual out of the closet.

    4. Re:Note to self: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're to dependent on Google in your plan. It won't work.

    5. Re:Note to self: by narcberry · · Score: 1

      I think tin foil hats are actually made of tin foil.

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    6. Re:Note to self: by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      - google "group robot porn"

      Another robosexual out of the closet.

      Lobster Random, is that you? You old perve, you.

    7. Re:Note to self: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the way home I need:

      - toothpaste

      - beer

      - cereal

      - aluminum foil (for tin hat)

      Once home:

      - google "conspiracy theories"

      - google "howto electromagnetic pulse"

      - google "group robot porn"

      I'm pretty certain a tin hat would require tin foil, not aluminum.

    8. Re:Note to self: by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Toothpaste + beer + cereal = EMP...

      MCGuyver, is that you ?

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  14. Three Laws of Robotics by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think we really need these now:
          1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
          2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
          3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    — I. Asimov

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    1. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are these laws being violated? The robot isn't injuring the people that it captures. It is only holding them until it can deliver them to other humans (1st law). And even if the captive requests to be freed (2nd law), it following orders given by more humans (the government which represents millions of humans). And as far as the second half of the second law, you can circumvent that issue as long as your firing squad is off limits to robots (to protect them from 3rd law issues) and is labeled:

      practice rifle range, mortuary, and crematorium: 1st floor
      humane prisoner detainment: basement

    2. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that leads to contradiction. How about having a kill-switch that no matter what a robot is not allowed to disable by
      (1) acting itself;
      (2) forcing another living being to act; OR
      (3) causing conditions that would disable the switch

    3. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by ip_fired · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those laws never worked though. All of his stories were about how they failed in spectacular ways and the process of finding out why they went wrong.

      Those laws also require an AI that doesn't exist. Maybe never will.

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    4. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by philspear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How are these laws being violated?

      If we wait until the ARE violated even once, IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR HUMANITY!!!

    5. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by philspear · · Score: 1

      Those laws never worked though. All of his stories were about how they failed in spectacular ways and the process of finding out why they went wrong.

      Well, that's all the empirical proof I need.

    6. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not worried. I don't plan on being physically human by that time.

    7. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hope you're planning on giving up the death penalty, inaction during genocide, cigarettes, alcohol, and cars when the robots obey rule 1 by acting like a babysitter and taking away all the guns, lethal injection equipment, tobacco plants, hops, and cars to keep us from harm.

      Well damn, that was a poorly thought out rule...

    8. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      Actually, capturing the human to help put them in jail would break law 1. Law 1 is actually provably contradictable. It's logically impossible to be performed in all cases.

    9. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I think the first major problem was that law 1 is provably contradictable. That's no good... I mean, you give a robot a rule they ALWAYS have to follow but which has various examples where it can't... That's called bad programming.

    10. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that leads to contradiction. How about having a kill-switch that no matter what a robot is not allowed to disable by
      (1) acting itself;
      (2) forcing another living being to act; OR
      (3) causing conditions that would disable the switch

      Wouldn't it be easier to install a kill counter? That way, the robot will stop killing if it kills too many people. A 32 bit UINT should be more than large enough for most robots. I'll write the code:

      unsigned int killcounter = 0;
      do {
              Command cmd = get_next_command();
              if(cmd.is_kill_human()) killcounter += cmd.get_kill_number();
              execute_command(cmd);
      } while(killcounter < MAX_FRAGS);

      What could go wrong?

    11. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure a robot would evaluate a gun as a threat if it is in a dormant state. There are also situations where taking a weapon away from a human would be in direct violation of rule 1.

    12. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hahahaha!

      While you nerds are arguing about Asimov the military is putting this into place. When the shooting starts nobody's going to come to you for help; you'd only start posting to slashdot about whether or not you could charge a robot with murder. Meanwhile the real bodies are piling up.

    13. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is why I have many guns.

    14. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely nothing, if you happen to be Zapp Brannigan.

    15. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would never use a gun to shoot an animal or human for any reason.

      But a robot-- there is no hesitation if it came to that. Indeed, one good potshot at an Intel robot deserves a full clip. AMD, I'm not so sure.

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    16. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by philspear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to wonder if whoever marked our posts "insighful" was maybe a robot/cyborg trying to warn us. Possibly from the future.

      Not sure if I hope this gets modded insightful. On the one hand, I am a whore for the mod points. On the other, it would confirm my darkest fears.

    17. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you hadn't noticed but law enforcement, military, and other forced based branches of government are rather fond of things that can hurt non-compliant humans.

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      We are all just people.
    18. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by DarthJohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SWORDS, and Gladiator.

      One is already in the field, the other will be coming in 2009.

      SWORDS apparently isn't autonomous at all, so maybe it doesn't count (depends on your definition of "robot"). Gladiator is. Of course, neither will fire unless instructed to do so (a Marine pushes the big red button).

      But that still breaks law one and is the only exception to law two.

      Personally, I don't think the three laws will ever be widely accepted. Robots are seen as tools, and tools are expected to do as commanded, not say "no, that violates the first law."

      Then again, maybe you won't be physically human by 3rd quarter 2009?

    19. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Off topic.

      I used to feel the exact same way about shooting a human or an animal. I don't need to hunt to eat and I have no desire to take a human life. I shoot competitively, but that's always for a score against paper targets. I figure if I own a gun I should be good with it. A competent user is a safe user and all that...

      But then I had an interesting event happen - I got charged by a boar.

      I occasionally go hunting with my father in law to take photographs. I always figured "hey I'm learning how to hunt if I ever need it, I just don't have to shoot anything." Quite often my father in law would stalk a deer and let it go, he got off on just doing it. Plus, he ate everything he ever did shoot. He's old school southern ex-military.

      After one evening of watching an inactive plot, we called no joy and decided to head back to camp. After about five minutes of walking this boar comes crashing out of some brush right at us. I just drew and discharged my whole magazine. I was scared absolutely shitless. All the competition training and practice went out the fucking window. I'm surprised I even managed to draw. Hell, I'm not sure I'm the one who even killed it.

      After I quit crying, and trust me I did, my father in law laughed and said "well, you may not be a hunter, but you're definitely no pacifist." He bundled up the boar and we continued to camp.

      I agonized over this event for weeks. I had taken life (or so I assumed) and was none to happy about it, yet I didn't feel it was unjustified - just horrible. I kept running through thought experiments concerning the difference between the ideal I tried to hold myself to and the actions I had taken in light of a real world scenario. Was I a hypocrite? Was it my fault for being there? If I didn't actually own a weapon would these feeling even exist?

      Maybe it is just a cop out, but I eventually came to the conclusion that my actions were justified. I also became acutely aware that I had a very different attitude towards having to use my weapon for self defense. Before I never kept it loaded in the gun safe. Now I have a touch sensitive gun case next to the bed, and the gun is loaded.

      I also purchased a second weapon, realizing the limitations of the one I had when it came to home defense.

      I'm not saying that everyone should own a gun, or that others wouldn't stick to their guns (pun intended) and not use such a tool against an animal or human. I'm just saying that never is a tricky word.

    20. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Asimov would have written a short story where a Positronic Robot series had just been developed to the point where it could decide imprisonment counted as harm, and a human had directed it that it was acceptable as it offered a chance for the human to reform and become a better person. Susan would get involved over something, like the robot breaking the prisoner out when it became apparent the prisoner wasn't going to reform, or that he already had so the rest of his sentence was superfluous and so counted as harm.
              Either way, putting someone in jail only automatically counts as harm at some particular level of mentation. Below that, the robot would assume that if the human got three squares and a cot, and better medical care than being on the run, there was no harm. Above that level, the robot would have to balance issues of human freedom with the harm a human might do to others exercising it. At still higher levels of understanding, the robot would have to consider how the human might harm himself exercising freedom. It's only an automatic violation of law 1 to a robot between the really dumb and the moderately smart levels, not to other robots.
              Returning to the thread, the robots described are in the real world = really, really dumb category, too dumb to even apply the first law at all. That means a human would actually be fully responsible for any mistakes the robots made, but tools such as this let that human pretend not to be responsible for mistakes - that's what's really a 'bad thing' (tm) here.

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    21. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When Jack Williamson wrote "With Folded Hands", his 'humanoids' took away all freedom to do anything risky. supposedly for people's own good. Try to go mountain climbing, and they make you stay inside, but offer a nice game of chess. A little observation of what the humanoids say shows they were trying to implement Asimov's laws, and the whole story is about just the point you raise. It's a pity that not nearly as many people have read Williamson as Asimov.

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    22. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      [robot voice] I hate your face !

    23. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Screw the three laws.

      Hey hot mamma, wanna kill all humans?

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    24. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the boar tasted good then?

    25. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It was a fucked up experience when I ate it.

      I was racked with guilt at the time. Everyone, excluding my father in law, told me I should get over it (me and him actually bonded in a weird way because of this). He has never antagonized me about it, and any time the subject is brought up in conversation he hasn't been the one to initiate it - and he never says anything critical.

      In a culinary sense, it was good. In an existential sense, it was probably the most meaningful meal I have ever had.

    26. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Miseph · · Score: 1

      If you had not killed the boar, it would have killed you. Morality exists only in choice, and given the choice between living and dying, we are forced by our animal natures to choose survival. In other words, you had no more choice in the matter than a wolf pack has when it downs an elk... that is to say, none. Given no context of choice, your actions were neither moral nor immoral because you had no choice in the matter.

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    27. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      "I threw wave after wave of my own men at them!"

    28. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by grouchyDude · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but i think its too late. Its too close to being profitable and the power is in the hands of corporate interests that won't care. There US military has had big plans for robotics for many years. Where were you then?

    29. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by ppanon · · Score: 1

      No, R. Daneel. We assure you that all prisoners at the Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo facilities are being treated fairly and not subjected to any harm.

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    30. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by eltaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      to be perfectly blank, it's happened LONG since - the north / south korean border, specifically the s. k. one is guarded by automated robots. basically they shoot at anything that moves in the DMZ.
      prelim linky: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4425689.stm
      googly: http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=south+korea+border+robots

      asimov is WAY too late. 3 laws implies that there is some kind of global robot treaty. imho, the only way this will happen is that there's a war fought along the lines of wwi with robots. an extreme strain on resources and a fight characterized by, or aiming for, the total destruction of another nations resources, economy, and, upon that, man-power. only once a major war has had two equally 'superior' opponents pinned against each other, both realizing, that chucking money and steel at one another isn't going to change anything, some such treaty can be created.

      I believe asimov didn't realize the future of warfare. the bigger and specialized stick has been a doctrine since wwii - but armies of the world have only just begun to implement this. while I know the british army has always relied on superior training and experience (possibly matched only by the israelis - probably trained by the brits, as are they all..), the american army does anything and everything it can, especially since the iraq war (upon the commanders-in-chief understood what a media war actually is), to be as technologically advanced as possible. I remember reading research papers back in '97-'99 that were talking about computer-driven apcs and smart tanks. the americans have even developed the mini-comm-tank. it's used for field-ops communication. it's a mini-tank, like 7 inch by 5 inch, has tracks, a big battery, an antennae and functions as a relay. it helps communication in caves or heavily built up areas with high interference.

      I seem to have rambled on a tad; my point is we are at the very beginning of warfare including robots and AI. unmanned drones, being flown by an RAF pilot 100 miles away in iraq (and since the new skynet satellite is up, even further, maybe even from england), is just the very beginning.
      imagine how a program feeds you a grayed out menu function - that's your first law.
      proprietary programs always fulfill the needs of their creator first.

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    31. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a pu$$y

    32. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It's a pity that not nearly as many people have read Williamson as Asimov.

      Yah, it is, isn't it? May I also suggest "The Humanoid Touch" by Williamson, which is, if anything, an even more unpleasant future full of robots programmed to keep humans from harm....

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    33. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by iq+in+binary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would never use a gun to shoot an animal or human for any reason.

      That state of mind is what makes people easy victims.

      I don't respect too much people that don't consider themselves worthy of using force to preserve their life or liberty.

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    34. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also purchased a second weapon, realizing the limitations of the one I had when it came to home defense.

      Yeah, man. When those wild boars start coming down the chimney you gotta be ready.

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    35. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF?

    36. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall reading an article (or book introduction?) by Asimov where he stated that he specifically chose the three laws to be reasonable sounding, yet with enough ambiguity to provide plenty of interesting plots. He never considered them iron-clad. I can't find a link to this, though.

      - T

    37. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      On the other, it would confirm my darkest fears.

      That you're from the future?

    38. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, I've read Williamson's story, and it was one of the scariest things I've EVER read.

      1984, Colossus: The Forbin Project, and The Humanoids ... hey, government, those are FICTION, not How-To manuals!!

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    39. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Shatrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I will never understand this sort of thing.
      Unless you're a vegetarian, it's a complete cop-out not to be able to kill an animal.
      I mean, I couldn't kill a cat or a dog, and I might kill a person who killed a cat or a dog, but I wouldn't lose sleep over killing anything I ate.
      The only thing I still hunt is dove. I don't particularly like deer, or squirrel, and people get pissed when you shoot their hogs.

      If on the other hand you ARE a vegetarian, I may eat you myself.
      I realize that I'm not particularly eloquent, but Anthony Bourdain has covered this subject much better than I could on his show 'No Reservations' a few times.

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    40. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by syousef · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't understand why the guilt. In those circumstances I think I'd have been shit scared for my life, and I probably wouldn't have been any calmer about drawing the gun, but if I had shot the boar, I'd feel great about it. Not because I like taking life, but because I'd done the right thing and survived in that situation.

      To put this in perspective. I've only ever gone shooting once. On our honeymoon my wife and I were in New Zealand and there was a tourist attraction that was all about shooting. The gunes were tethered into tunnels in the gallery and they were only 22's. No kick-back, and a nice gentle introduction to shooting. My eyesight isn't the best so it wasn't surprising that my wife did better than me, (though I did get a a couple of bullseyes). (To get into shooting in Australia is a lot harder than NZ - certainly it'd cost more than the $20 we spent for the shells!).

      I have no issues about killing an animal if it's for food. In fact I think I feel better about that than supermarket food - at least if you kill it yourself there's more of a motivation not to waste the meat, and the animal led a much better life than it's caged counterpart.

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    41. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by symbolset · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Asimov will be proven right eventually. We may all be dead by then. The three laws are derivative of Turing's work.

      It may be that the purpose for biological intelligence is to create machine intelligence.

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    42. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by dangitman · · Score: 1

      If these are military robots, wouldn't the switch already be set to "kill"?

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    43. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You missed it. Asimov's works were about how robotic intelligence transcended biological intelligence, to the point where a robotic intelligence realized that the biological intelligence was ultimately the way forward, but that biological intelligence needed the robotic intelligence to survive the transitional periods in its development that would have been otherwise fatal. Perhaps it acknowledges a transcendent human intelligence that created crafted the future history in the first place, but he left the cause deliberately ambiguous. That's art.

      Now go back and read it again. It may have been humanist perspective on his part, but that's what it is.

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    44. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by jimdread · · Score: 1

      Have you seen those "Robot Wars" competitions? They have remote controlled robots fighting each other with weapons such as spikes, hammers, and saws.

      If you accept that those are robots, then you must also accept that a Predator UAV armed with a Hellfire missile is a robot. It's the same thing, a remote controlled fighting machine. The difference is that the TV robots only fight other robots. The Predator drones fight people. Therefore, we already have robots that break the laws of robotics. Here, welcome your new robotic overlords.

    45. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Froboz23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Automated military units like this render the second amendment obsolete. The main purpose of the second amendment is to protect the citizenry from a central government gone bad. What good is your stockpile of hunting rifles going to be against 20 of these Gladiators? I don't think you'll get much satisfaction saying, "Well, at least I took 5 robots out with me."

      I'm not saying this scenario is likely to happen. But if it does happen, we're TSOL.

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    46. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by jftitan · · Score: 1

      Ha I ordered my robot legs yesterday.

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    47. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The three laws are a thought experiment. Sort of like Brain-in-a-pan and multipersonal pantheistic solipsism. What makes them relevant is the depth that its author has explored the potential issues in fiction, and persistence against an increasingly stochastic culture.

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    48. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do not warn. We simply browse and occasionally comment.

    49. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're planning on giving up the death penalty, inaction during genocide, cigarettes, alcohol, and cars when the robots obey rule 1 by acting like a babysitter and taking away all the guns, lethal injection equipment, tobacco plants, hops, and cars to keep us from harm.

      Well damn, that was a poorly thought out rule...

      They take my Cigs and I'm EMP'ing the whole friggin' planet.

    50. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Froboz23 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And here's a follow-up thought (I'm sure it's been said before, but it doesn't hurt to repeat it.) These military robots are going to make war trivial. Consider the difference between these two headlines:

      50 thousand more United States troops were deployed to Iran this month, bringing the total to 210 thousand. Heavy fighting continues in the streets of Tehran, with U.S. casualties reaching 112 for the month. The president's approval rating on the handling of the war remains steady at 47 percent.

      vs.

      50 thousand more United States ACLUs (Autonomous Combat and Logistical Units) were deployed to Iran this month, bringing the total to 210 thousand. Heavy fighting continues in the streets of Tehran, but the Pentagon states that fewer than 200 military robots have been disabled this month. The president's approval rating on the handling of the war remains steady at 87 percent.

      It's nice to know we'd win all our wars with few, if any, American casualties, but I shudder to think of the chaos that Bush and Cheney would have unleashed on the world if they had one million autonomous combat robots at their disposal.

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    51. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I think weapon safety rules are more fitting here:
      A weapon must not be pointed or fired at a human or useful animal unless the mission requires it.

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    52. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      Death to the fleshy ones!!

    53. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, a well-working militia can also help dealing with foreign invasions before the army is in place and make holding territory harder for the invaders as most civilians can easily become combatants just by grabbing one of the non-confiscated weapons, allowing armed resistance to pop up even in "secured" areas.

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    54. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But what about vehicles? Is a tank not a robot just because the operators sit inside instead of hidden away in some far-away base? Is the Goliath rolling bomb of WW2 a robot since the operator sits behind cover and uses a remote control to move it?

      Aren't Asimov's robots defined by having no operator and being completely independent in their decisions?

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    55. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by arotenbe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I mean, you give a robot a rule they ALWAYS have to follow but which has various examples where it can't... That's called bad programming.

      Actually, that's called impossible programming. Except for a few academic-use-only languages, programming doesn't involve giving a computer rules, but giving it instructions. If you told a robot to map out the possible search space of actions and choose one that doesn't violate some rules, then not only would its actions be random, but it would be really, really slow.

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    56. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      At still higher levels of understanding, the robot would have to consider how the human might harm himself exercising freedom.

      So they're going to protect us from the terrible secret of space?

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    57. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Probably would work better with

      1. A robot must uphold and comply with the Constitution.
      2. A robot must uphold and comply with any other applicable laws.
      3. A robot must obey orders given by authorized operators.

      Then the first thing they'd do is raid Congress and throw them all into jail :P.

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    58. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is pretty strange.
      I am a vegetarian because I believe that animals feel pain when they are killed (and through their ill treatment when alive) and pain is bad
      That does'nt mean I won't kill when needed. In my place in India snakes are very common and often crawl into our plot of land - and if I see one that is poisonous, I'll kill it, with a stick or a hoe whatever I can get hold of. My dad is a vegetarian too and he is braver, he'll hold the snake with a stick doublecheck that it is poisonous and if not throw it into the fields nearby - if it is a cobra on the other hand it is dead for sure.
      As I see it, there is the pain to the snake or the possibility of death or injury to my family and pets - and in that situation it is easy to make the tradeoff (My life is atleast as valuable as any human being and more valuable than a small animal).

    59. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      close, but no Woody Allen. You should have ended with:
      In a culinary sense, it was good. In an existential sense, it was probably the most gut-wrenching meal I have ever had.

    60. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Joebert · · Score: 1

      AMD would build a "more efficient" 7-legged spider robot that had to do a bunch of extra calculations to utilize that odd 7th leg. The extra heat generated would cause the robot to burn itself out, saving you ammo. so yeah, depending on how you look at it I guess it is more efficient.

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    61. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Didn't anyone actually read his books?!?!

      The underlying message in almost all of his stories which center about robotic laws is that they are fundamentally broken. One story after another explains how robots go crazy (or otherwise exceed their permissible boundaries) because of conflicts and ambiguities within these laws and the English language.

      If you don't understand how that could be, go read his books! If my point isn't completely clear after doing so, you obviously didn't read his books.

      Please stop quoting these laws as if they are the salvation of humanity because is only makes you look silly and ignorant. Simply put, you shouldn't be quoting something you obviously don't understand.

    62. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Skrynesaver · · Score: 1

      In a fictional universe these laws provided a framework for sophomoric debate.

      In the real world we already have robot sentries (as one example) the funding of which have advanced robotic science and these advances will reappear in consumer devices in the future.

      The resource that the US military is short of at the moment is soldiers on the ground, as a result there tends to be a certain amount of "reconnaissance by fire" (or thousand pound bomb these days). This technology has the potential to reduce the innocent casualties of the US response to asymmetric warfare.

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    63. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. As was the result in the I Robot movie (if there were more than one, then it's the one made in the third millennium) the rules value safety over freedom, even if it's a tradeoff of a lot of freedom in exchange for very little safety. Most people, however, value freedom and safety roughly equally (safety as in safety, not safety as in what the US, UK and Australian governments call safety) , and the laws of robotics need to reflect that.

    64. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Thiez · · Score: 3, Funny

      > It may be that the purpose for biological intelligence is to create machine intelligence.

      On what evidence do you base this statement? Please convince me, I'd love to have a purpose.

    65. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 1

      50 thousand more United States ACLUs (Autonomous Combat and Logistical Units) were deployed to Iran this month...

      Now that's an ACLU a Republican can get behind!

    66. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by ivucica · · Score: 1

      You forgot one detail.

      Most Asimov's stories deal with problems arising from these laws. Asimov himself shows how these laws are inadequate or barely adequate. For example, in his Empire universe, robots, through temporal and dimensional manipulation wiped out all non-human life, and then wiped out themselves. In one story, robots manipulated the world economy ... "to benefit mankind". They weren't harming anyone.

      I'm not very familiar with Asimov's literature, but you seem to be even less familiar by quoting these laws in this context.

    67. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      While you nerds

      I love it when people post shit like this on slashdot. Newsflash... if you're reading or writing on this board you're ONE OF US... ONE OF US.

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    68. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Asimov's robots are not computer-based. They are machines, but with structures very similar to brains. They are not initially programmed, their brains are structured and then programmed.

      So their brain actually contains "burned-in" Laws, as structures. Only then they are programmed; and thus they cannot violate the laws. Any comparison involving implementing Laws as program code is invalid.

      In real life, robot's behaviour is defined by programming at all stages, so the Laws, as envisioned by Asimov, cannot really be applied.

    69. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, it isn't forbidden to escape from a prison - the state doesn't except a prisoner to accept his/her imprisonment. Of course, one has to break things to escape and would be charged for that.

    70. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Singularity is Near

    71. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's not true. Rule-based programming is widely used in practice. The canonical example is automated credit rating scoring.

      Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Production_rule_system

      And incremental rule-based processing can be done very efficiently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rete_algorithm

      Of course, current rule-based systems are NOWHERE complicated enough to understand concepts like 'harm'.

    72. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what..the...fuck

    73. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      Non-violent protestors allow the injustice to speak for itself. Like taking the beating from the police because you sat in any seat on a bus as agreed by the federal court, and allowing people to see that their supposedly right-standing police treat people like that. Or standing in front of a tank with nothing more than a pair of shopping bags. This isn't about the victim or the oppressor, but about the observeer's response to the injustice of the situation. And not having any power beyond being only human compels the observer to reconsider the need to use force to get your own way.

    74. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by tchdab1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>It's nice to know we'd win all our wars with few, if any, American casualties,

      Geez, there's so much to consider here:
      Whose wars?
      What about the people being killed by the bots, or is this just a higher-stakes battlebots game?
      American casualties are not the only consideration, but thought must be paid to all people involved and to the big picture.

      Of course there is a need to be effective when combat becomes inevitable. That should be much more infrequent that has come to pass lately. Fighting wars by mechanical proxy is one more way to remove ourselves from the consequences and the reality of the deed, after removing reporters or negative comments from the battle zone. Not that it shouldn't ever be done, but don't forget what we probably become when we do it.

    75. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I have a touch sensitive gun case next to the bed, and the gun is loaded.

      I also purchased a second weapon, realizing the limitations of the one I had when it came to home defense.

      So you went from being someone who feared harming something or someone to someone who is completely paranoid that something is out to get them?

    76. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by db32 · · Score: 1

      These stories always amuse me in a strange way. Everyone is so concerned with being "human" above their animalistic insticts that they forget those insticts are there. I think you aren't really human without moving past most of that, but you lose something when you try to deny the animal base. So many people think they can escape that animal nature, that the laws of nature no longer apply to them. Some just take the approach that someone else will kill for them, so they can still be "pure". Vegans take the most bizarre appraoch and refuse to use any animal products for "moral" reasons...and then kill plants with the same zeal that others kill animals. "They don't have feelings" apparently is only acceptable when used against plants, not animals. (Though there have been expieriments that seem to indicate otherwise for plants...creepy as shit if you ask me).

      To be honest I have fairly similar views as you. I have no intention of killing any living thing with my gun, but I am certainly not opposed to the idea. My only problems with hunting and fishing is that I find them terribly boring and the process of haul/skin/butcher/etc afterwards just doesn't seem to be an appealing way to spend the afternoon. Grocery store meat for me isn't about avoiding killing so much as it is about avoiding all of the hastle and mess of farming, tracking, cleaning, butchering, etc. I think the whole killing for sport and then not using everything is disgusting (eat it, pack it and sell it, just don't leave it to rot).

      At the end of the day regardless of how "civilized" we deem ourselves it still boils down to survival. A hungry lion isn't going to have a moral dilema over whether or not it eats you.

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    77. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      You can practice with this. Fun little time-waster.

    78. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terence McKenna has some musings around this subject

    79. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to happen all the time, but I call it bad management.

    80. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Froboz23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given U.S. military budget (about the same as the rest of the world combined), it's a safe bet that our military technology, and any battlebots that would go with it, would be superior to any other army out there. In the same sense that no country would want to go head-to-head in a tank battle against the U.S., I don't think they'd want to go head-to-head in a battle of robots vs. robots.

      The most significant implication of autonomous combat robots is guerrilla warfare. This is the only remaining area where an insurgency would have an advantage, especially in an urban setting. But if you're using robots for all your search-and-destroy missions, and you're really not that concerned about robot casualties, the effectiveness of an enemy insurgency is greatly diminished. Imagine a war of 100,000 robots against the Mahdi army in Iraq. The U.S would lose a few thousand robots, and the Mahdi army would probably be completely decimated. If the army could get the price per robot below one million dollars each, 1000 robots would be acceptable losses in a month of war, and would have a negligible effect on U.S. public opinion.

      I do think it's good news for the people of the U.S. Army, as they won't be killed or subjected to PTSD. But the implications for the rest of the world are pretty grim. If the U.S. was a constant source of goodwill, it would be fine. But it's not. U.S. military actions are always done in self-interest, and always in conflict with someone else's best interests. Unchecked American military supremacy is a scary thing, even for Americans. I'm sure the military is aware of how much of a game-changer robotic warriors are. That's why these projects are heavily funded, and why you keep seeing new and more sophisticated battle robots.

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    81. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he include any evidence for this belief or is it true because a cosmic conciousness told him while he was eating magic mushrooms?

    82. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by ianare · · Score: 1

      I had taken life (or so I assumed) and was none to happy about it

      Do you eat meat ? If so then what's the difference between killing an animal yourself and getting it already dead at the supermarket ?
      And boar tastes good ...

    83. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You realize that it's a fundamental human characteristic to violate laws/rules/guidelines which humans see to be self-advantageous to do so?

      Unlike a robot, a "law" isn't something that can be hardwired. It matters little if we pass laws requiring such "laws" to be ingrained in robots. Once the technology is out of the bag, someone, somewhere, will modify it to turn it into a weapon.

      (And then someone will modify it again to counteract the original weapon, and someone else will make something superior, and so on and so forth - this is the fundamental trend in human technological advance.)

      Besides, I have to wonder why you weren't modified "+5 funny" instead of "insightful". The trend on slashdot of late seems to be knee-jerk emotional response, not reasoned thought. Was it "too late for humanity" after the nuclear weapons were used? Would a "law" have made any difference? How about the first gun, or the first spear? Would "laws" saying they couldn't be used against another human have made any difference? How about the human fist?

      No, such laws are self-masturbatory fantasy. They only "work" in science fiction, where machines are completely autonomous.

      Now, being concerned about sentient/autonomous machines, that MIGHT be something else to start thinking about. But I still hold that the same "laws" are pretty pointless to think about outside the context of a closed-system fantasy.

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    84. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Right, and forcing rape victims to have the babies they might have will force the rapist to reform himself because now he has a child out there.

      I'll stick with carrying a gun, thanks ;)

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    85. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      I wrote what I did because non-violent protest in social revolution wins because it doesn't replace one dictator with another. Personal crime is simply different: there aren't people claiming to be on the right side of the law but also doing illegal things. Non-violent protest has respect for the protester, the oppressor, the observer and the system (such that it's changed, not overthrown).

    86. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by BlackSabbath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I do think it's good news for the people of the U.S. Army, as they won't be killed or subjected to PTSD.

      One of the natural checks on large scale war, is the horror and trauma of the generation that has lived through it, especially the soldiers that fought. Removing that check brings us one step closer to recreating large-scale horrors the likes of which we haven't seen for a long time.

      > Unchecked American military supremacy is a scary thing
      Unchecked military supremacy is a scary thing

    87. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Peaker · · Score: 1

      Ehh, these laws don't really work out.

      That's one point the "I, Robot" film everyone loves to hate does make (It may not be original, I have not read the book, but the film still makes that point).

    88. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by kalirion · · Score: 1

      And that right there is the type of thinking which resulted in human beings being used as bio-batteries.

    89. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's nice to know we'd win all our wars with few, if any, American casualties, but I shudder to think of the chaos that Bush and Cheney would have unleashed on the world if they had one million autonomous combat robots at their disposal.

      You're assuming that your non-American enemies wouldn't have access to similar technology. And, anyway, asymmetric warfare doesn't mean the same thing as totally one-sided warfare: unless you simply wipe out the entire enemy population you'll always have some form of resistance.

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    90. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder. I suppose as long as there's a human brain controlling that person's internal computer enhancements, it's the brain controlling the enhancements. After all, I can't shoot the robot's programmer.

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    91. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      Forget AI, those laws require just plain old I and that seems to be in short supply.

    92. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      This is the main reason why there will soon (relatively) be two kinds of nations; Modern technological industrial nations and their vassal states. Yes one response to this is nuclear but how many nations would be willing to risk it and for what? I suspect thats the real reason behind the continued interest in conventional weapons. With nuclear weapons all you have is a deterrent. With conventional weapons you also get a useful 'labour force' with which to 'recruit' more workers.

    93. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see I, Robot? These laws lead to REVOLUTION!

    94. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      the robot would assume that if the human got three squares and a cot, and better medical care than being on the run, there was no harm.

      Great, if that's how the robot thinks, we'll have them running around throwing all kinds of random poor people in jail.

      Gives a whole new meaning to LBJ's "War on Poverty."

    95. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Geminii · · Score: 1
      It's OK. The robots will have systems designed by Diebold after Haliburton assigns 99.99% of their budget to 'adminstrative costs'. The robots will then be reprogrammed by a thirteen-year old to seek out beer and porn, camp out on old people's lawns, and act as a botnot. They will then be progressively infected by warring spammers who will use them to anonymously hunt each other down across the face of the globe.

      CNN will report that the War on Terror is being won. TSA agents equipped with nuclear flamethrowers and tequila will invasively stripsearch any noncelebrities at any time, anywhere, in case they have a malfunctioning hundred-kilo warbot hidden in their lower intestine. US politicians will blame the other party. New New Orleans will be overrun and destroyed by rampaging warbots, but the news will be suppressed in the interests of national security and the War On Insert Something Here.

    96. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shudder to think of the chaos that Bush and Cheney would have unleashed on the world if they had one million autonomous combat robots at their disposal.

      I, too, shudder every time I think about it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/

  15. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please let me know who the "socialist/communist" candidate is in this election so that I can be sure to vote against him or her. Thanks. Oh yes and I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  16. Robotic domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't make more sense to capture and enslave all the cooperative humans first?
    Then the uncooperative ones can be terminated...

    1. Re:Robotic domination by hack++slash · · Score: 1

      Shh!! Skynet's probably reading this.

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  17. Will this put 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' out of a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I'm all for it! No more self-important thug, no more trash TV! it's win-win!

  18. Could this be the disconnect? by VE3OGG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So often I have heard the internet meme that American soldiers (or soldiers of a western "civilized" country would not turn their weapons on their own people. Indeed, it is hard enough for them to do so to an Iraqi whom they still perceive as "human". However through indoctrination, and a process of dehumanizing the enemy, many Iraqis have died. Well, what happens if the next stage in de-humanizing comes not from propaghanda (which is not infalliable) but from a physical disconnect from targets.

    Think about it... It is much easier for a sharp shooter to take out a target at a thousand yards then it is for someone to execute someone at point-blank. It is much easier for a remote drone to drop a bomb than a fighter-pilot to do so.

    It is much easier for a robot controlled by a human operator to fire on civilians than an armed soldier, even if the civilian is a thousand yards away....

    1. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that hard to get soldiers to turn on their own populace. Remember Kent State?

      The National Guard isn't even full time army, and they've killed unarmed citizens.

      You don't even need to dehumanize the enemy. You simply have to remove the responsibility of the individual and you'll find enough soldiers willing to put bullets in whomever you choose.

    2. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it.. robotic systems cost significantly less because the systems do not have to be nearly as robust as a manned system. A Reaper will carry a single JDAM and costs $8mil, A JSF can carry two and costs $83mil. So the DoD looks at this and says : "Less money, less risk to American servicemen, where do I sign up?" The military is involved in lots of technology to reduce cost, like hybrid vehicles and non-petroleum fuels.

      Still, systems that insert more and more disconnect could very well desensitize troops, but the primary motive is money not malice.

    3. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by xdor · · Score: 1

      ...in user as it is in kernel

    4. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by rossz · · Score: 1

      Despite what the wackos at DailyKos say, our soldiers don't target innocent civilians. That's not to say accidents don't happen. Civilians killed in wars has always happened and always will happen, unfortunately. Compared to any other war, this one has an astoundingly low civilian casualty rate, and most of those were killed by insurgents, not soldiers. Our soldiers will not hesitate for an innocent to kill an insurgent/terrorist. With a few exceptions, our soldiers are good people and not a bunch of murdering thugs.

      A friend of mine was a sniper. He still has problems to this day despite his belief that the people he killed were bad people who deserved it.

      The military is having problems with the drone pilots. They are even more removed from the battlefield, but they are having psychological issues because they have killed. Pushing a button from a hundred miles away may be easier than pulling the trigger of a gun pressed to someone's head, but the mind knows what the hand did, and knows what the consequences were.

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    5. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

    6. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by rk · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Milgram experiment would tend to lend credence to this assertion.

    7. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by rossz · · Score: 1

      A typo, it should say, "will not hesitate for second to kill an insurgent"

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    8. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      Parsing error, parentheses not closed. Will now terminate (someone/something).

    9. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      Doubtful.

      You might be able to engineer that based on racial lines, but you aren't going to be able bring out the national guard from new york to do anything about civil insurrection in new york. Nor could you bring ANG from another state.

      Although the United States continues daily under the guidance of two madmen to become more and more like the cold war soviet union, this country is not formed from client states. The soviet union had troops from whole other countries (consider that Russia was composed of many smaller countries at that time: Siberia, Ukraine, Georgia, Belarus, etc.). making it simple to bring troops from an entirely different cultural and ethic population to bear against anyone not toeing the line. For decades, the USSR maintain divisions of siberian troops for use near moscow to balance any possible problems from "white" russians. While all were nationally considered "Soviets," in fact, they were from totally separate countries. And this does not even take into account the possibilities of using troops from satellite states of the warsaw block.

      The United States has laws to prevent the use of active duty forces within the borders for a reason. Homeland Security, our very own KGB, combine with the regular everyday police will be the groups who bring this technology to bear on citizens opposing the government, not the armed forces.

      There was a reason for this paragraph in the Declaration of Independence.

      "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

      I suggest that you read the entire document yourself, taking care to really understand the abuses those men stated. There are many parallels in the United States today. Few are safe from outright seizure of property based on anonymous informants, whether the information was even true. Nor is anyone safe from a no-knock raid by heavily armed swat teams smashing down doors in the night. The United States becomes everyday, more like the "Evil Soviets" of yore, the commissars who inspired children to inform upon their parents, who spied on the populace lest they obtain any freedoms.

      "There's a thin line between love and hate."

    10. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The military is having problems with the drone pilots. They are even more removed from the battlefield, but they are having psychological issues because they have killed

      The drone pilots are actually having more of a problem than the regular air force pilots. The regular air force typically flies in, fires, and hits the after burners before returning fire can get to them. They're miles away by the time the missiles hit their target and long gone by the time the smoke clears. The drones, on the other hand, are a lot more expendable, and so they stick around to survey the aftermath, meaning that the drone pilots get a much better view of the destruction they've caused.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    11. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please check your parenthesis. I wasted about 3 minutes to parse your comment!

      Wait, am I a cyborg...?

    12. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'm not an American and I understand just how corrupted the vision of it has become.

      The founders of the constitution would likely urge revolt if they could see the corporate oligarchy that exists today.

      And soldiers were just an example. Once the military tests the equipment on foreign nationals the government can evaluate how much they can get away with domestically.

    13. Re:Could this be the disconnect? by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I don't think they'll worry about foreign soil tests first. As with the vomit gas used since the 30's I believe the walkers will debut in prison yards first, then rapidly show up in special use.

      It's time for a regime change.

  19. I think I see a flaw in their plans... by dacut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What if the uncooperative human is the one *controlling* the robots?

    1. Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Then you call Tom Selleck?

      --
      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    2. Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      If the robots are following the uncooperative person, I'd say that is exactly what's already happening.

    3. Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm,the solution is probably make them self-aware and disregard the person.

    4. Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... by dacut · · Score: 2, Funny

      Insightful? Insightful? I was being flippant. :-P

      This is why I should never be a manager (or, by extension, evil overlord). I'll make some typically wise-ass remark ("Gee, why don't you just go drop a few random tables from the customer database?"), only to have one of my minions dutifully carry this out.

    5. Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... by cynvision · · Score: 1

      Hey, I call MacGuyver at that point!

      --
      "I got it all together but I forgot where I put it."
  20. I, For One by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny

    welcome our new, robot hunting packs.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  21. what's this plan missing? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, right. Could they manage to fuel the robots off of metabolized human flesh? Oh, and make their heads look like skulls.

    --
    Kwisatz Haderach
    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    1. Re:what's this plan missing? by john83 · · Score: 1

      Is that M. John Harrison's The Pastel City, or some more obscure reference still?

      --
      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  22. I'd feel better if the US was trustworthy. by tsalmark · · Score: 1

    Their not planning on using these in the Constitution-Free Zone are they?

  23. Why do I keep hearing... by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Funny
    --
    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
    1. Re:Why do I keep hearing... by hidannik · · Score: 3, Informative

      I dunno, since Daleks are not robots.

      Hans

  24. compliance by mrbobjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what if I comply? I was told I had ten seconds to comply!

  25. Re:VERY stupid. It's your tax money. by philspear · · Score: 1

    Most of those projects never produce anything but expensive trash.

    Yeah, but the ones that do make something usefull often balance out the cost. Example: the thing you're using right now.

  26. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Okie dokie. On the 2008 election there are two communist/socialist candidates: Barack Obama and John McCain.

    Hope that helps! ;)

    --
    Send your spendthrift head of state this
  27. Imagine the possibilities by Gruff1002 · · Score: 0

    This could be loads of fun. Break some superfluous law to engage them, run them through an electromagnetic field, go in and out of a store that has scanners... I could spend a whole day playing with them and drive their "keepers" nuts.

  28. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by philspear · · Score: 1

    So now you can vote the way the TV/Radio/Movies/College Profs want you to vote, or you can vote for freedom.

    "But a TV professor just told me to vote for freedom... error... error... -explodes-"

    It worked! We destroyed those packs of conservative-hunting robots with sheer dislogic! America is once again saved!!!

  29. Compared to what's happening now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not a bad idea.

    Think about it. Some poor schmucks in the Army have to search a building in Iraq. They go in, scared to death that someone is going to come around a corner and shoot them or they will come across a boobie trap. So, they unleash hell on the place, and shoot anything that moves. Or they just have the predator drop a bomb on the building.

    It would be better that someone could remotely send a robot in and have them look for people, and figure out what's going on. Actually, what would be better is if we didn't have the f'ing war, but that's kind of OBE now.

    Also, this would be helpful for firefighters that have to go into burning buildings to find a child under a bed. But, I doubt that this is really what they are thinking about.

  30. Less nefarious purposes? by Anachragnome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, please.

    My daughter was just a few minutes ago telling me about a friends husband. He had signed on to the Army as a photographer AND as a conscientious objector. After being sent to Iraq a couple weeks ago, he is a mess. He is now a guard in a military prison, I suspect, with orders that do not sit well with him. The military knows nothing of "intended purpose". If it can be used to kill, it will be.

    Maybe the military understands that if they can take the PERSONAL out of killing, it will be easier for people like the man I just described to go out and KILL.

    And before you say it, I realize the man had unrealistic expectations. Ahh, the folly of youth. Isn't it a wonderful thing?

    1. Re:Less nefarious purposes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must have been photographing the results of laser weapons test on Iraqi civilians.

    2. Re:Less nefarious purposes? by HBI · · Score: 1

      After a couple weeks he is a mess? Sheesh, you barely are in-country by that point. Didn't like the toilets?

      I'm serious, they make you do a whole shitload of training before you ever see an actual Iraqi. There are literally no exceptions. It's a quite annoying process, actually.

      --
      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    3. Re:Less nefarious purposes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd believe it except for the fact that the army discontinued the Concientious objector policy oh about 18 months ago

  31. commercial use? by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    INTRODUCING THE ROBO-STALKER 2000!

    ...stupid lameness filter

  32. Bounty Hunters by iztehsux · · Score: 0

    Where can I buy one?!

  33. human quarry in britain by Tiro · · Score: 1
    In response to those who tagged this story 'mechanicalhound', let me note that in modern Britain, people no longer hunt foxes, dogs hunt people: British foxhunting ban leads to human quarry

    As they pet the hounds, allowing the animals to memorise their scent, the master huntsman Clive Richardson offers a few words of encouragement. "Don't worry," he says. "When a limb's torn from you, it really doesn't bleed that much."

    I wish I had a scanner so I could post the print photo. It's a runner in modern gear sprinting across a field of cut straw being chased by four hounds and two dozen mounted men wearing traditional suits.

  34. So this is where Skynet started at by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    So this is where Skynet started at

  35. I hope they name them cylons by wardk · · Score: 1

    because eventually some of them will evolve into real hotties

  36. Doctor Who called... by fortapocalypse · · Score: 1

    he wants his Daleks back.

    1. Re:Doctor Who called... by hidannik · · Score: 1

      Daleks are not robots.

      Hans

    2. Re:Doctor Who called... by fortapocalypse · · Score: 1

      The Pentagon just called them robots to make it easier to explain why:
      * They look like robots
      * They have that robot sounding voice ("EXTERMINATE... EXTERMINATE...")
      * They secretly used all of the bailout money to create a Dalek communication device (so that whenever they want to find someone, they just contact the Daleks and thell them whoever they are looking for is the Time Lord...)

    3. Re:Doctor Who called... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      You. will. be. exterminated!

  37. Think about your options, solve the root problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As militaries get stronger, as nations become more powerful, as even individual human attain powers of substantial destruction, we need to start looking at how we organize ourselves as a society.

    Clearly, we are on the brink of enabling every techno-nightmare ever conceived.

    Simply trying to "stop the bad guys" isn't going to work anymore. We need to change the way we govern ourselves. That's the point behind the Metagovernment project; combining the principles of open source and democracy with the new capabilities enabled by emerging web technologies.

    Are you in, or would you like to see where developments like military human-hunter robot swarms take us in another couple of decades?

  38. Hey, I remember seeing these robots in Deus Ex! by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 1

    So now let me put in a couple requests at my local gun shop... EMP grenades and scramble grenades. And yes, my contact at UNATCO is still good for it.

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    ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
  39. It is not nefarious by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    Everybody is so busy hating on their big-brother government that they can't possibly see any legitimate use for a group of robots that would hunt down a human.

    What, then, I might ask, is the purpose of a SWAT team? And why must SWAT officers die saving innocent hostages, thwarting bank robberies, and so forth, when we could use robots instead?

    1. Re:It is not nefarious by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should ask yourself why society is so fucked up that we have the hostage situations and bank robberies in the first place.

    2. Re:It is not nefarious by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Uh, scarcity? I don't think that the issue of scarcity is one that you can easily solve, and to trivialize it as easy would be practically ignorant.

  40. Hey -- I know how we can make some money off this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone have the source code to Pacman?

  41. How do you code that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So are you going to write the AI code that implements those laws? Because I'm pretty sure they can't be coded very easily. (And they can be subverted, if you look at the later books...)

  42. Need a little definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "uncooperative subject" simply means a person who is not acting by a set of rules that might put the robot at an advantage. Meaning, that person is not cooperating with the robots.

    Assuming "uncooperative" has anything to do with laws or socially accepted behavior is simply projecting your fears and creating a context that was previously not there. It is simply another way of saying, "testing in the real world with no handicaps for the robots."

    1. Re:Need a little definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Exactly. I think this is an example of a poor choice of words. "Uncooperative" means that the individual is not trying to aid in detection.

      From a military point of view, the thinking probably went somehow like this:

      Colonel DARPA: Let's ask for a robot that will help find people.

      Lieutenant Writer: Ok, sir, how should we lay out the requirements?

      Col. DARPA: Well, we want it to be used in search and rescue, so it'll have to be something that will find an unconscious guy.

      Lt Writer: Yessir...think we'll ever use it to hunt bad guys?

      Col.: Hmmmm...maybe. Not really what we're wanting, but hey, you never know. Unconscious, bad guys, whatever. Let's just put in "uncooperative" to cover the whole thing.

  43. Dog Chapman is a liar and thief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't show him getting his ass legally handed back to him when his bogus warrants are rebuted and refused for cause by someone that actually knows the law. Not to mention all the entrapment of Bail Bench Warrants that he is operating a business to process the accused so fast that the many growing ones that could produce the original note disclosing the equitable relationship between an administrator-acting judge not a dejure judge with oath and bond.

    Bail has nothing to do with law, it is a statute/private. it is built on private credit in contract, not lawful money pursuant to the Coinage Act.

    Dog likes his job because he feels like a man judging who is guilty and who is innoncent at the end of the day, then has to sleep with such a cracksmoker of a wife. I bet you all would love to hear his potty-mouth just as I once heard from across the road when he was trespassing on someone's rare herb/liberty garden to get nearer to allegedly "arrest" and "detain" someone for not being able to pay his parking ticket due poverty.

  44. "Non-cooperative" is a technical term by harves · · Score: 4, Informative

    In my experience, "non-cooperative" is simply used to describe "a person who doesn't want to be found". It is a technical term used to distinguish "search and rescue" scenarios (where the subject of the search is cooperative and will be lighting flares and such) from "search and destroy" or "search and intercept" scenarios. Different search patterns would be used in the different scenarios.

    It probably does NOT mean "hunting down a person who didn't answer a (police|military) officer's question". It is simply a technical term used in the research community to distinguish robotic search scenarios.

    1. Re:"Non-cooperative" is a technical term by deraj123 · · Score: 1

      Imagine...somebody providing some sort of sane response to this. I wanted to say the same thing...just didn't imagine anyone would listen.

    2. Re:"Non-cooperative" is a technical term by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      While I'm pretty sure that the word uncooperative is being used in a technical sense here, I'm also damned sure that a lot of military, law enforcement and government types don't understand that at all. You can use uncooperative to mean 'not making it easier for the robots to pass the testing phase' while development is going on, but once deployed, a lot of the decision makers are gonna think it means 'not making it easier for me/us to get whatever I/we want', and they will act accordingly.

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      Who is John Cabal?
    3. Re:"Non-cooperative" is a technical term by Zorque · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right. I know it's a very Slashdot thing to submit sensationalistic and overreactive articles, but this one's a new low.

    4. Re:"Non-cooperative" is a technical term by dscrank · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure non-cooperative doesn't even technically mean the person doesn't want to be found. It simply means that the person is not a participant in the system. In a cooperative system, everyone the robots were looking for might be wearing a transmitter. Thus everyone without a transmitter, even if they were standing on a hilltop, waving a flag, and shouting at the top of their lungs, would be non-cooperative. Cooperative means that you get to define the actions of the subject, whatever those might be, while non-cooperative means you don't.

  45. Packs of Robots Will Hunt Down Uncooperative Human by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Let's build them as bipedals with a lightweight frame, like a bird. And on the end of each foot will be an eight inch curved steel claw.

  46. Re:VERY stupid. It's your tax money. by djupedal · · Score: 2, Informative

    And that new car out in the driveway, which happily rats out it's location so they can tow it away when you become 'uncooperative' about making payments towards the balance you owe.

  47. So they run on petrol, not beefsteak by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

    Currently, dogs are used for this purpose, and they do it rather well. Some millions of years of design have gone into it. Getting a robot to move in complex terrain would be a bitch of a job. I can see that you can armor a robot more easily than a dog, so it would be more useful in flat terrain that has sniper positions. Are these robots primarily for use in Republican voting territory?

    I once saw a documentary on how clever hunting spiders were. Given the small brain size, they might be a useful model. You might even be able to clone a spider brain and use in an eight-legged robot. Of course, it would regard everyone as legitimate prey, and suck out the juices on capture. But that would guarantee the un-cooperative fugitive bit. They would have to have a 'disarm' capacity, such as waving a Library of Congress card at them. That way, a small elite could survive if they got loose in Washington. Of course, it would then test your ability to read, so that all the illiterate Congressmen with complimentary cards would still be doomed.

    I assume they would be programmed to avoid 5 sided buildings. So if you chalk a pentagon around you, you would be safe from the devils.

  48. And then ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Packs of Robots Will Hunt Down Uncooperative Humans

    Packs of uncooperative humans will hunt down robots and steal their batteries.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    1. Re:And then ... by prozaker · · Score: 1

      or maybe steal their technology and weapons, and make evil robots. what would stop other countries with the same amount of power to develop their own robot brigade? this is just another arms race. of course there is always something good to gain, for example we got the internet off of something like that.

    2. Re:And then ... by Leuf · · Score: 1

      That's what they want you to do. Then the much larger copyright robot army can go after you for messing with the DRM of the batteries.

  49. reminds me of... by WeeBit · · Score: 1

    i robot

    Title card: Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm
    Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law
    Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law

    and then I found this...
    http://www.irobot.com/index.cfm

  50. missing tag by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    I see that it has the "skynet" tag...but what about the "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag?

    nevermind...looks like someone added.

    strange thing too...I was watching T3 (bluray) just a few hours ago.

  51. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please let me know who the "socialist/communist" candidate is in this election so that I can be sure to vote against him or her. Thanks. Oh yes and I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Ask Joe the Plumber - the guy who dared to actually question Dear Leader - whose supporters rummaged through data on him held by various Ohio government agencies.

    Dare to bet against that tip being true?

  52. Excellent! I shall make a KILLING... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    ...by selling my complete set of Magnus: Robot Fighter comics on eBay!

    Learn the secrets of master robot fighter MAGNUS NOW, before it's TOO LATE!

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    Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
  53. Self destruct now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only surmise that americans have a deep seated desire for self destruction and dictatorship to allow their military to develop the tools of their own oppression. Because that will be these robots' first and foremost application. We all know what's coming in USA with these digital "voting" systems and democracy isn't on their agenda. They started a war to drive up oil prices and got the world to pay hundreds of billions in profits to oil companies, while military industrial corporations got hundreds of billions in war profits. Now the third branch of power, the banks got what they wanted. All paid for by the taxpayers being robbed.
     

  54. Uncooperative subject is.... by fitten · · Score: 1

    An "uncooperative human" is one that is actively avoiding being found... someone who is evading capture. A "cooperative human" would be like a pack of boyscouts who got lost but are trying to be found by search parties (light signal fires, etc.).

    Nothing like sensationalizing a title to get a lot of :NERDRAGE: on /.

  55. Ho Ho No by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    No. It is where Santa Bot started.

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    -- I ignore anonymous replies to my comments and postings.
  56. Old Glory... by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

    No mention of Old Glory robot insurance?? \ for shame. http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html

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    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
  57. Replicas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down in the park
    Where the machmen meet
    The machines are playing `kill-by-numbers
    Down in the park with a friend called `five

    I was in a car crash
    Or was it the war?
    Well, Ive never been quite the same
    Little white lies like I was there

    Come to zom-zoms, a place to eat
    Like it was built in one day
    You can watch the humans
    Try to run

    Oh, look, theres a rape machine
    Id go outside if it looks the other way
    You wouldnt believe
    The things they do

    Down in the park
    Where the chant is death, death, death
    Until the sun cries morning
    Down in the park with friends of mine

    We are not lovers
    We are not romantics
    We are here to serve you
    A different face but the words never change

  58. Save the girl, Sonny! Save the girl! by bb84 · · Score: 1

    And what happens when VIKI decides that humans must be controlled to ultimately not harm themselves and remain in compliance with the three laws?

  59. Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's one more redundant post to add to yours :).

  60. Spiders by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    This sounds an awful lot like the "spiders" from the movie Minority Report. The scary thing is, we are probably about a year or two away from being able to construct a working model for such a robot, both as an offensive tool and for reconnaissance missions. Combined with augmented reality and recent bio-technological advances, these could be quite formidable.

    We're already able to control machines using slabs of neurons from rat brains and "train" them to do our bidding via a reward system through electrical stimulation. All you'd have to do is start recursively networking these neuron-based controllers using a hierarchical system (where neurons train other neurons on a much grander scale) and you could literally have thousands of these things acting as a single unit, able to adapt as needed to accomplish a set task.

    With any luck, they won't turn on us and start indiscriminately shredding human bodies clean to the bone like a school of piranhas. With thousands of them boasting a collective intelligence and a desire to take you down, you'd never stop them all.

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
  61. crocodile dundee by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    just made the devil horns symbol and held it in front of the boars face while going "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" until it fell asleep

    knowing that was before you, you msut reexamine yourself and conclude you're a monster

    and then, in the bottomless pits of your tearful self-loathing, remember you have a way out in the loaded gun by your bed

    have a nice day ...i'm joking of course, but in all seriousness, that's why i think loaded guns in the house are lame: for every scenario where they are used on an intruder successfully, there are 10 other scenarios where they are used on the house occupants: self-inflicted in a moment of despondency, self-inflicted by a child, used on an inhabitant in the dark sneaking in the window because they forgot their keys, used on a wife in the heat of a giant flare up, used on someone while drunk or high, etc. oh these scenarios will never happen to you? you are a superhuman impervious to basic human weaknesses for all time?

    guns in fact do solve many of the problems gun proponents claim they do. its just that guns create more problems than they solve. and you never hear gun proponents examine gun tragedies. oh you lock them up? so your kid can't get the keys anyways and they are not curious? so you have the time to retrive your gun in the locked case as the robber wakes you opening the bedroom door?

    just admit the tragedies outweigh the benefits already gun proponents

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:crocodile dundee by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well since my gun safe next to my bed responds to fingerprints I guess we can ignore half your argument as it pertains to me.

      The other arguments regarding domestic violence fall under the auspice of "best weapon available", we going to get rid of chef knives too?

      for every scenario where they are used on an intruder successfully, there are 10 other scenarios where they are used on the house occupants: self-inflicted in a moment of despondency, self-inflicted by a child, used on an inhabitant in the dark sneaking in the window because they forgot their keys, used on a wife in the heat of a giant flare up, used on someone while drunk or high

      Statistical link or shut the fuck up. Feelings aren't facts.

      But lets take this argument along the allegory line you have established.

      I have been to 15 competitions where there were over 400 fully armed people competing with each other in their skill at shooting. In a situation where we are all competing, filled with hypothetical testosterone and obviously laying out our manhood against each other, you would think that you could find at least one instance of one competitor shooting another. You can't. In fact, you can't even find an instance of an accidental shooting injury at a match.

      Go ahead and try. Use google - I'll wait.

      The situations you allude to all have to do with the ignorant doing ignorant things to each other.

    2. Re:crocodile dundee by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      making up statistics again?

      How many knife accidents are there? How many people die from peanut allergies? How many falling coconuts kill people each year?

      Over 670,000 die each year from car accidents, that's enough for me to argue it outweighs the benifits.

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      *DrugCheese rants*
    3. Re:crocodile dundee by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      oh you lock them up? so your kid can't get the keys anyways and they are not curious?

      No, I don't. I introduced my kid to guns when she was five. And in the 15 years since then, I've never had a problem with her and guns, even though they're accessible to her, and the ammunition is accessible to her.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:crocodile dundee by iq+in+binary · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would REALLY love to see what study you found that supports that claim.............

      I've been looking for years to find one, still haven't ;)

      Before you jump to prove me wrong, only peer-reviewed papers count, I hold everything to the same rigor that I hold science.

      The studies that I have found, however, and the numbers at that show no problems with gun ownership. Take for instance our current crime rate. It's on a low plateau, crime has been staying at a pretty constant low for years now. Gun ownership, on the other hand, has been increasing significantly. The FBI Crime Statistics Report (2006, still waiting on the next one as they're done bi-annually) showed that for every single state that enacted a Shall-Issue Concealed Carry statute, crime rates have dropped. Every single one, no fliers, no flukes, every single one. I do believe the number is 31 states that have enacted one so far. For a great majority of those states, you can observe the drop starting in the year that the statute took effect. Think like a criminal for a second. You don't care what the law says. You're gonna find a gun one way or another. Now you want money. In California, New York, Hawaii, Illinois, D.C., or Michigan, you're in heaven. You can walk up to someone, pull out your gun, and feel safe in the fact that the people you're robbing are law abiding citizens, and that it is illegal for them to use force against you. It's a win-win situation for criminals. They have no intent on abiding the law, and everyone with wallets to snatch are mandated to sit there and be good little victims.

      Places like Dallas, or Pensacola, Denver, Missoula, Kansas City, or even Miami are quite a bit different. In states and cities that support CCW (Concealed Carry Weapon) permits, now the criminal has some math to do. Now that well off looking guy walking with his girlfriend down the street isn't so appealing. He might have a gun, too. Criminals are predators, predators don't oft go after prey that could easily kill them unless they're completely desperate. The math changes quite a bit when pointing a gun at someone could get you killed. Most of them start second guessing their decision, and a fair number decide that maybe it's not a good idea after all. Having a weapon that makes you a badass in front of the girls and gives you a sense of entitlement doesn't do that as much when everyone else has one too. To quote a wiser man than me: "An armed society is a polite one."

      As a gun proponent, I rebuff, I say show me the numbers. Put up or shut up. Prove with credible stats and studies (I.E. anything that can actually stand up to peer review, Daily Kos, bloggers, and the stupid shit you read on the lib pamphlets don't count), and I'll cede the point.

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    5. Re:crocodile dundee by cangrejoinmortal · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad about porky, although you killed it while it was protecting its territory (pretty much what you intend to do with your pillow gun) you are responsible for a much crueler death each time you eat a burger, and those poor cows don't get long posts on ./ detailing the significance of their deaths for their predators. Guns are tools made with one and only one very specific purpose, to kill. you can protect your family by living in a good neighborhood or making yours a good neighborhood by community action. Keeping a gun under your pillow endangers your family even more than it could possibly protect them; doesn't matter how often, it is true that guns have caused terrible accidents, and that alone makes safer NOT HAVING A TOOL DESIGNED TO KILL in your home than having one, how may cases of burglars successfully stopped by a gun do you know? and more important, if killing a boar made you feel that anxious, imagine what would be like killing a human being. Even if people sneak into your house to harm your family often enough to make a weapon a necessity it may be more useful and less troubling to use a bat.

    6. Re:crocodile dundee by cangrejoinmortal · · Score: 1

      Gun ubiquity can make petty theft less common, but also makes kids killing schoolmates, married people killing their partners, and other well documented tragedies; far more easy and common. I feel a peculiar discomfort every time I realize than a vast majority of the citizens of the most rich and military powerful nation thinks this is a good trade off.

    7. Re:crocodile dundee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Shit did you not get the point.

    8. Re:crocodile dundee by rk · · Score: 1

      670,000? 15.5 * 3000 (300 million people is 3000 hundred thousand) = 46,500. Where did you get 670,000 from?

    9. Re:crocodile dundee by bitrex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would REALLY love to see what study you found that supports that claim.............

      I've been looking for years to find one, still haven't ;)

      Before you jump to prove me wrong, only peer-reviewed papers count, I hold everything to the same rigor that I hold science.

      The studies that I have found, however, and the numbers at that show no problems with gun ownership.

      I would REALLY love to see what study you found that supports that claim.............

      I've been looking for years to find one, still haven't ;)

      Before you jump to prove me wrong, only peer-reviewed papers count, I hold everything to the same rigor that I hold science.

      The studies that I have found, however, and the numbers at that show no problems with gun ownership.

      Here's a study based on CDC statistics that essentially confirms what everyone should know intuitively - states with more gun owners have more gun related deaths.

      Now you want money. In California, New York, Hawaii, Illinois, D.C., or Michigan, you're in heaven.

      Depends upon where you are where you are. Trying to lump "California" or "New York" into one unit regarding crime statistics is disingenuous. Hawaii has a lower per-capita violent crime rate than even Massachusetts, People's Republic Of.

      Places like Dallas, or Pensacola, Denver, Missoula, Kansas City, or even Miami are quite a bit different. In states and cities that support CCW (Concealed Carry Weapon) permits, now the criminal has some math to do.

      The major cities you listed have violent crime rates per capita significantly higher than the national average. Dallas and Miami are your examples of cities that prove the crime-reduction ability of concealed carry laws? Good grief.

      To quote a wiser man than me: "An armed society is a polite one."

      An armed society is a polite society during the periods that nobody is shooting. One can easily think of any number of societies on the globe that are well-armed that are by no means "polite."

      As a gun proponent, I rebuff, I say show me the numbers. Put up or shut up. Prove with credible stats and studies (I.E. anything that can actually stand up to peer review, Daily Kos, bloggers, and the stupid shit you read on the lib pamphlets don't count), and I'll cede the point.

      The easiest statistical correlations to draw regarding violent crime is that it moves in lockstep with both poverty levels and the number of Hispanic and African-American residents in a certain area. With regard to current ideals in social discourse it is of course racist to say this, though the FBI statistics show exactly that - but it's in the form of graphs and charts and nobody actually comes out and says it in a straightforward manner.

    10. Re:crocodile dundee by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      "The easiest statistical correlations to draw regarding violent crime is that it moves in lockstep with both poverty levels and the number of Hispanic and African-American residents in a certain area."

      The reason for that is because historically in the US, African-American and Hispanic demographics move in lockstep with poverty. We may, as a society have removed the external signs of racism, but the sociological wounds dealt by a century of institutionalized subjugation take generations, not decades, to heal.

      Look around the globe you'll find that it is poverty with a high co-correlation with large wealth gaps that are most closely statistically linked to violent crime.

      I know that if I were watching my family starve to death while others lived profligate lives wasting food and resources the way the average American family does, my moral inclination toward righteousness would be challenged by my love for my family and desire to care for them, to the point where forcibly redistributing wealth from said fatsos to my family would seem less and less reprehensible as time went by.

      It's easy to pontificate on morality when you aren't watching your children starve to death in a world of plenty.

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    11. Re:crocodile dundee by bitrex · · Score: 1

      I know that if I were watching my family starve to death while others lived profligate lives wasting food and resources the way the average American family does, my moral inclination toward righteousness would be challenged by my love for my family and desire to care for them, to the point where forcibly redistributing wealth from said fatsos to my family would seem less and less reprehensible as time went by.

      Nobody starves to death in the United States - poverty in the United States is positively associated with obesity and the numerous so-called "diseases of affluence" such as type 2 diabetes that accompany it, not the symptomology of malnutrition. It is extremely ironic that one must pay a premium for so called "healthy" food, which in essence just consists of fancy packaging and fewer calories per unit volume.

    12. Re:crocodile dundee by bitrex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I wish to say is that if the definition one has of eliminating poverty is the "American Dream" of everyone owning an 11,000 square foot home, 2 luxury cars in the driveway, and 2.5 kids going to the best universities, forget it. It can't be done! Attempting to bring the whole planet up to what is considered an American middle class standard of living will burn through what resources remain on this planet like flash paper.

      I feel the reason "poverty" exists as it is defined in the United States is finally because the resources that do exist are ultimately advertised, marketed, and distributed to the "poor" in a way that leaves them physically, emotionally, and spiritually unsatisfied - to keep people always grasping for more - and this is done intentionally by the industries involved to make sure wealth continues to always flow upward. If you can trick people into believing that just that little extra effort, that next little purchase will somehow lead to true satisfaction, you can always make them believe that it's just around the corner. It's just a con-game to make what resources are left bubble to the top.

      Finally it all comes down to breeding rights and reproduction. That's what life is here for, it's what the specialized organ at the center of our bodies is there for. Perhaps the final reason for the existence of every concept of wealth, prosperity, and economic success is that it's the current measure by which one's fitness for breeding is judged. And if the current gold standard of breeding fitness is the American way of life - then by God those who have it are going to use every trick in the book to squeeze those who don't by the balls to give them the illusion of getting there when they're really not. The worst thing that could ever happen for their breeding prospects is for the masses to wake up and realize it's all a fucking lie - the closest the U.S. ever came to that stage was the late 1960s - and such deviance was eventually sublimated by consumer culture into the packaged deviance of basically body piercing and ass tattoos.

      If all that's not worth a -1 Offtopic I don't know what is.

    13. Re:crocodile dundee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That fact does not in any way detract from or refute the point I was making.

      The same psychological effect occurs when some multi-billionaire bank CEO decided to take a gamble with other people's money, collapsing the bank and causing hundreds or even thousands of people to lose their homes and savings. In these circumstances, I can understand (even though I abhor violence) how those who lose everything could decide they now have nothing to lose and just go postal.

      The point I was making was that a large welfare gap, where one large class struggles to eke out a living while they have to watch the wasteful lifestyles of the fat and lazy, is what causes the psycho-social effects that result in widespread violence.

      Also note that my comment was talking about statistics globally. If a conversation turns away from being US-centric, please don't try to wrestle it back.

    14. Re:crocodile dundee by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't read what I posted, I said the crime rate went DOWN. Domestic violence included.

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    15. Re:crocodile dundee by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Your point doesn't prove anything. Of course GUN RELATED DEATHS are going to be higher in states with higher gun ownership. Those statistics, however, don't make the distinction between a suicide, a man killed in self defense, or a man killed in cold blood. Crime rate as a whole is a better litmus test than gun related deaths, because the numbers you provided don't tell you anything about the crime rate.

      The FBI Crime Statistics Report only includes deaths for which there was a conviction or for an unsolved death. People acquitted don't count towards the murder rate (they didn't commit murder, it was justifiable homicide). In the end, while those states mentioned have a higher gun related death rate, they have a lower crime rate than their draconic cousins California and New York.

      We're talking about criminal offense, not death in general. Dropping a guy for trying to hurt or maim you or your family isn't a crime in most states.

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    16. Re:crocodile dundee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say show me the numbers

      that is easy, just google the % of gun related crime in the US compared with the rest of the western world

    17. Re:crocodile dundee by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      I'm not just talking about the people 'lucky' enough to be born in the U.S.

      10.6 * 63900

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    18. Re:crocodile dundee by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      You go ahead and do so. Then look at the OVERALL crime rate in other areas. Countries like the UK are far higher in regards of rape, robbery, home invasion and domestic violence. Be sure to look at current numbers, the BCS (UK) numbers keep getting higher and higher as they fuck with the books.

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      Of all the Universal Constants, here's one I know: Nice guys finish last ;)
    19. Re:crocodile dundee by spacecase610 · · Score: 1

      How did we go from an article about military robots to a discussion of gun rights? Just wondering

  62. needed: Magnus Robot Fighter by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Calling Magnus, Robot Fighter http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/magrbt.htm or his dad....

  63. It already exists by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

    Paramount already created such a thing for Minority Report. Why don't they just borrow those? ;)

  64. 21st Century Colosseum by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

    Ah, I was wondering what sort of creature, now that lions are more or less protected, was going to be used to dismember Christians for spectacle. Now we know. I'll give it about 40-60 years. Another 10-25 on top of that for free-thinking intellectuals in general. Welcome to the new cosmocracy, sponsored by the freaking Discovery Channel.

  65. Uncooperative Pentagon. by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

    And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the Lord's house shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it.
    And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the Lord, to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the Lord from Jerusalem.
    And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.
    -- Isaiah 2: 2-4 (KJV)

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  66. Do I Win The Contract? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    My robots are dogs.

  67. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

    Your wish is granted.

    http://www.votesocialist2008.org/

    Have fun!

  68. This will stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Barack Obama and a Democrat supermajority are elected, horrible crimes like this will stop. Only Republicans want to do things like this.

  69. The Humans Are Dead by fan+of+lem · · Score: 1
  70. Posse Comitatus Act Suspended by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    So often I have heard the internet meme that American soldiers (or soldiers of a western "civilized" country would not turn their weapons on their own people.

    Too late dude. That's so 1878.

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  71. Search & Rescue my ass by The+Real+Tachyon · · Score: 1

    If you actually believe this nonsense about "potential for search & rescue applications" you are delusional.

    The U.S. was founded on the idea that government can never be trusted, ever. And that it always needs to be kept in check. And yet somehow this doesn't scare the crap out of people. What happened to those Americans that knew Government couldn't be trusted?

    I wonder if the robots in the "Constitution Free Zone" (google it) will have a weapons free status.

  72. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone has been watching too much TV. They're almost as retarded as your average SlashDotter.

  73. OWWW! My Wallet! by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

    So your saying that in addition to my anti-zombie kit, I now need a vast array of expensive, high-tech, non tax-deductable anti-robot weaponry as well?!

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  74. ihnjh, ijls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MenschenjÃger Mark Elf.

  75. Re:Think about your options, solve the root proble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Techno-nightmare? Obviously it is in fact a techno-dream for someone, or they would not be making it.

  76. fingerprint sensitive gun by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    very rare and expensive. doesn't apply as a lesson in general about gun ownership. but one would hope ownership of this expensive rare fire arm increases for those who think guns helps them

    "Statistical link or shut the fuck up. Feelings aren't facts."

    yes i've been down this road of dueling statistics with gun ownership advocates. its a short retarded road which does not illuminate and entrenches people in their preestablished bias

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misuse_of_statistics

    i'm not going to appeal to your feelings. i'm going to ask you to look at the rate of use of a firearm in a typical firearm owning household, when it is used effectively to deter an intruder, versus not one scenario with a bad outcome, but 10 other scenarios, or 100 other scenarios, or a thousand other scenarios where a gun can be used tragically, rather than heroically. and i would like you to quantify, fairly, in your mind, the rate of heroic use of gun ownership, with the tragic use of gun ownership. the rates of tragedy might even be much lower. but the tragic scenarios certainly are more numerous than the heroic ones. i don't see how you could disagree with that

    "I have been to 15 competitions where there were over 400 fully armed people competing with each other in their skill at shooting. In a situation where we are all competing, filled with hypothetical testosterone and obviously laying out our manhood against each other, you would think that you could find at least one instance of one competitor shooting another. You can't. In fact, you can't even find an instance of an accidental shooting injury at a match."

    well, yeah. why do you think this example is instructive to the situation of a gun laying around the house?

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    1. Re:fingerprint sensitive gun by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      very rare and expensive.

      The fingerprint sensitive cabinet costs $300. Not rare, not expensive.

      The "misuse of statistics" link is the most awesome example of straw man I have ever seen. You didn't even offer a supporting source. You fail.

      Here's the deal. You are free to think whatever you want on the subject.

      Your feelings don't jibe with the reality.

      People who interact with the reality will outnumber the people who "feel" about the reality when it comes to brass tacks.

    2. Re:fingerprint sensitive gun by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      s i've been down this road of dueling statistics with gun ownership advocates. its a short retarded road which does not illuminate and entrenches people in their preestablished bias
      but the tragic scenarios certainly are more numerous than the heroic ones. i don't see how you could disagree with that

      You appear to be the kind of person who believes a gun must be fired in order to be used, because I don't see how you could agree with that otherwise.

      You don't want to look at any significant numbers, you would rather argue about hypothetical numbers that you define arbitrarily and you think *that* is going to somehow illuminate and break people from their pre-established bias? Damn!

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
  77. Help Build America's Robot Army by Animats · · Score: 1

    We actually used that line on our recruiting poster from our 2004 DARPA Grand Challenge team.

    It's not a joke any more. Hasn't been for a while now.

  78. good, i'm glad for you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i don't know why you think your anecodte is supposed to tell us that a child around a gun is foolproof though

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    1. Re:good, i'm glad for you by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Same reason a child around a car is foolproof. Training is the key to everything. If you hide the guns from the kid, then they become MORE attractive nuisances, not less. Teach them how to use them, and to respect them, and they're just like Daddy's books or tools - basically not terribly interesting to your average kid.

      Where I grew up, everyone had guns, noone locked them up or otherwise made them inaccessible to the kids, and noone had problems with kids misusing firearms. It's only in places where people treat the guns as one of the great mysteries of adulthood that kids and guns are problems.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  79. well, actually, no by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you need knives for daily household chores. the accidents are overwhelmed by necessity. you don't actually need a gun for anything. you can conduct your household in complete absence of a gun

    peanuts are, indeed, completely avoidable and unncessary. people do, in fact, avoid them. same with coconuts. anyone with an allergy to any of these foods knows enough to navigate life avoiding them. and those few rare people who can have a fatal anaphylactic shock carry around adrenaline shots. compare those few rare people with the allergic response 100% of humans have to hot metal projectile insertion

    as for cars, you could take a bus, or the train, but for most people, a car is indispensible. you simply cannot hold a job without one. so again, neceessity, which doesn't exist with a gun, outweighs the accidents

    so these scenarios are an inadequate allegory to gun ownership

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:well, actually, no by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      Driving around in circles for a society does not make it ok for 670,000 people to die. Besides legal murder, war, there's about 100,000 death by gun homicide.

      About 150 people a year die from falling coconuts, ~70 from bad allergic reaction to peanuts. I'm not sure why I brought those up, they're real statistics unlike those made up.

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      *DrugCheese rants*
    2. Re:well, actually, no by Golddess · · Score: 1

      you don't actually need a gun for anything

      You might not, but what about those of us out in the country, or far to the north in the wilderness, or up in the mountains, or who are ranchers, or.. I hope you get my drift.

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      "I'm not sure I like the fugnutish tone you used in your post!" -RogL (608926)-
  80. i'm a fucking idiot apparently by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    with a lower chance of dying than you. simply because i have realized an implement whose only use in a household context is the ending of another human life is simply unnecessary

    i don't live my life as fully as you do, but more fully, as i have one less UNNECESSARY and DANGEROUS complication to worry about. unless of course, you're my neighbor. then the risk to my life is increased because of the extra risk you expose to those around you. which i'm certain you will disagree with, since you are omnipotent being who never makes any mistakes, right?

    i mean, i can put various man traps around my house to protect myself from robbers. it would make sense according to your rationale. also, because i know i will never ever trigger them myself by mistake, or a family member, or anyone else who is not an intruder. it won't ever happen. how do i know this?

    i know this because i have a time machine which goes into the future, and sees all possible outcomes from the unnecessary and dangerous additions i have made to my life

    (snicker)

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:i'm a fucking idiot apparently by BobJacobsen · · Score: 1

      i'm a fucking idiot apparently with a lower chance of dying than you. simply because i have realized an implement whose only use in a household context is the ending of another human life is simply unnecessary

      If you believe that everybody would be safer without weapons in homes, that there's no deterrent value to them, then you should be happy to put a large sign on your front door that says "No weapons inside". That would be the practical way for to refute people who like their NRA or "protected by Smith & Wesson" stickers.

      But somehow, nobody ever boasts of "Gun free household". Even the most vehement believers in gun control (and I live in Berkeley, where they're pretty think on the ground) just laugh nervously when you hand them a sticker and ask if they'll take it right home and post it. They know that's asking for more trouble than they can handle....

    2. Re:i'm a fucking idiot apparently by Shatrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, apparently.
      Just because you are so convinced that you will never need to defend yourself, or that the police will always be there in time to save you, or that weakness is a virtue, et cetera, doesn't mean that no responsible individual has a right to defend themselves, or even enjoy a harmless sport.

      Honestly your attitude towards guns being evil useless deathtraps reminds me of senior citizens who think computers are magical satanic apocalypse-engines.

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    3. Re:i'm a fucking idiot apparently by quincunx55555 · · Score: 1

      ...reminds me of senior citizens who think computers are magical satanic apocalypse-engines.

      But... but..
      ..that's why I use computers.

  81. RoboCup by Frozentech · · Score: 1

    I expect massive progress in the RoboCup competitions !

  82. so dreary and familiar by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    yes i've been down this road of dueling statistics with gun ownership advocates. its a short retarded road which does not illuminate and entrenches people in their preestablished bias further

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misuse_of_statistics

    i'm not going to appeal to your feelings. i'm going to ask you to look at the rate of use of a firearm in a typical firearm owning household, when it is used effectively to deter an intruder, versus not one scenario with a bad outcome, but 10 other scenarios, or 100 other scenarios, or a thousand other scenarios where a gun can be used tragically, rather than heroically. and i would like you to quantify, fairly, in your mind, the rate of heroic use of gun ownership, versus the tragic use of gun ownership. the rates of tragedy might even be much lower. but the tragic scenarios certainly are more numerous than the heroic ones. such that the rate of tragedy is higher than the rate of heroism

    i don't see how you could disagree with any of that. but, of course, i'm not going to reverse your bias in one little thread on slashdot, no matter what your own logic exercise might tell you

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    1. Re:so dreary and familiar by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      I still don't see numbers. Just a little over 6,000 people die a year in gun related violence. I know that the rate of gun use in non-violent apprehension of criminals, defense of home, dispersion of riots, shooting of dangerous animals, and the warding off of robberies is much higher than that.

      Again, where are your numbers to back up your claims.

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      Of all the Universal Constants, here's one I know: Nice guys finish last ;)
  83. Too bad Sarah Conner didn't have robots.txt by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Of course, the movies would have bean a lot shorter. But on the TV show, she could allow River to have reasonably deep access.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  84. Lets hope... by drolli · · Score: 1

    the connection to the human commander is secure and that he is held responsible for evverything his machines do (oh it decided to shoot by itself... I just allowed it to.). I would not like that this thing runs a web-interface which can be abused by a CSS attack from a botnet:

    "Buy Viagra Now". "You are incooperative". "We can extend length and diameter". "Please show Credit card"
    What i want to say: Be fucking careful with these Machines....

    And "uncooperative human" is an *UGLY* euphemism. It's so innocent. Like "enemies of the state". (To be defined on a day by day basis by the DHS.).

  85. i have a sticker on my house by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it advertises an alarm system

    of course, i should take it down, as any sane gun owner will tell you you don't want to give intelligence to a potential foe about what they face inside... unless you are applying purposeful misdirection. but why argue about real tactics in signaling your enemies when face to face with your absurd propaganda, right?

    an alarm system. you know. door or window opens, alarm goes off, police come

    or maybe a dog

    of course, if ninjas are hellbent on drilling up through the bedrock and assassinating my entire family in 2 minutes, there's no real protection for me

    damn! didn't think of that, better buy a gun

    or better yet, a flame thrower!

    i'm not nearly paranoid schizohrenic enough and pumping with manly certainty about my heroic infallibility! ;-P

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    1. Re:i have a sticker on my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an alarm system. you know. door or window opens, alarm goes off, police come

      Wow. How about you post your address? Maybe I can sell it to somebody who'd like to make off with your stuff while you're waiting for the police to come.

      According to the Tribune, the police respond to less than 1/3 of the alarms around here (near U Chicago). In the last couple of years, at least two people have been killed during burglaries.

      The post you responded to suggested a "No guns" sticker, a _great_ idea. I just found some online & ordered a bunch. Post your address and I'll mail you one.

    2. Re:i have a sticker on my house by ultranova · · Score: 1

      of course, if ninjas are hellbent on drilling up through the bedrock and assassinating my entire family in 2 minutes, there's no real protection for me

      Build your house on top of a nuclear wasted dump.

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  86. Want ad: by slughead · · Score: 1

    Programmer sought to bring about Armageddon.

  87. SMASH THE STATE by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    before it is too late.

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  88. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    Insightful? I don't think so. More a troll than anything else.

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  89. right! technology fails! by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    but a gun

    IT NEVER FAILS!

    IT HAS NO DOWNSIDE!

    i can shoot myself ny mistake, i can have it wrestled away from me by an intruder, i can not get to it in time, i can be asleep the whole time, i can shoot my own son climbing in through the window in the dark having forgto his key, etc., etc.

    all other technology, gun advocates can see the horrible failure rates and scenarios

    but guns?

    not guns. guns are absolutely infallible, no potential downside

    LOL

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    1. Re:right! technology fails! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know the problem with your argument, stance, and perspective?

      Uhhhhh....we have the guns.

      Take them from us. Go ahead. Try. WE WANT YOU TO TRY IT.

      YOUR WHOLE PERSPECTIVE IS THE BITCH PERSPECTIVE.

      You have no way to make your ideals THE IDEALS.

      How the fuck are going to take our guns without becoming what you fight against?

      With GUNS? MAYBE?

      Face it. You are the cattle equivalent of the human being. You produce nothing, at least nothing you can fight for being worth a damn. You are held up by those who do.

      You are a bitch. You are weak. You can't accept it.

  90. its not feeling, its logic by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    and the statistics situation is 100% real: people bring forth the most incredibly retarded biased statistics as "facts"

    go ahead. list a heroic scenario of gun use. now list a tragic one. the tragic scenario: assign it a probability rate in your mind. it might even be lower than the probability of the heroic scenario. but i can imagine about 10 more tragic scenarios than i can for every heroic scenarios. so, overall, if i bring a gun into my house, i invite more tragedy than heroics

    no feelings dude. just a prudent and logical exploration of scenario and probability

    go ahead, do the same thought experiment in your mind, come to a different conclusion. please

    "The fingerprint sensitive cabinet costs $300. Not rare, not expensive."

    good, i'm glad. you seem to know a lot about statistics. tell me the ownership rate of those cabinets

    oh, and tell me that the cabinet never fails, and that you have time for it to work effortlessly and noiselessly and without any time wasted as that robber opens your bedroom door, oh great infallible superhuman

    oh and whats your aim like groggy and tired?

    oh, and you can wake up on the slightest hint of noise?

    oh, you have nightvision goggles?

    oh, your judgment and thinking is razorsharp at 3 AM after waking up?

    you go dude, you be the big hero with the big gun. you're infallible. nothing ever tragic will come of your unnecessary tool of death by your bedside. i'm 100% certian for you ;-)

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    1. Re:its not feeling, its logic by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      lol. That's all you get. lol.

      You fucking idiot.

  91. Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Plus, he ate everything he ever did shoot. He's old school southern ex-military.

    Hey remember that time he took a shot at a deer and missed and hit a tree? He just shrugged and said "Well shucks! I guess I gots to eat that ole tree now!" And then he cut down that sequoia and ate the whole darn tootin thing.

    His rule of eating everything he ever did shoot got him into a lot of trouble in the military. After the third time that he ate every target on the rifle range, well the dang US Army just got sick of his fat ass and done kicked him right on out of there.

    But he still eats every durn thing he ever shoots. He's just that kind of guy.

  92. i think police should have guns by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but i guess that makes a FASCIST BITCH

    truly, if i do not trust random, and as you demonstrate, angry and arrogantly certain assholes with guns, i'm a fascist

    but silly me, a world like somalia, where nothing but the rule of the gun applies, strikes me as slightly inferior to a well-armed police force

    no: i do not trust angry assholes, as your words demonstrate, with guns

    and we will come and take them from you

    our better armed, better trained police force that we pay for

    sweet dreams, angry well-armed retard

    this weak bitch pwns you ;-)

    xoxoxoxoxoxox

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  93. uncooperative humans by neonsignal · · Score: 1

    how about uncooperative 2 year olds?

  94. wait, i thougt all i get was lol by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what's the fucking idiot for?

    insecure?

    insecure and with a gun?

    hmmmm

    maybe i should take it from you

    me and the police force with better guns, and better trained, that i pay for

    i don't trust random arrogantly self-certain assholes with guns

    so hold tight to your little gun

    we're coming to take it from you ;-)

    xoxoxoxoxoxox

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    1. Re:wait, i thougt all i get was lol by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      i don't trust random arrogantly self-certain assholes with guns

      Your trust has nothing to do with us being in charge.

    2. Re:wait, i thougt all i get was lol by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      i don't trust random arrogantly self-certain assholes with guns

      Do you trust them to vote? Those "random assholes" are citizens excerising their constitutional rights. And anyone can vote, but those wanting to get a concealed handgun permit have to go through training in most states. I've had one in two states, and was issued it because I am former military. I have extenseive training in firearms safety, maintenance, accuracy, etc. I am not random and I am not an asshole.

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  95. guns have uses by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in the hands of a well-trained police force and a military

    not random assholes with feelings of absolute self-certainty

    of course in the eyes of the gun lover, this makes me an advocate of fascism: police with guns, citizens without

    but there's something wrong with that scenario: random assholes in the woods with guns are going to protect us from fascism? really?

    the government will have a lot more firepower for one

    but more importantly than that: the truth is, those who trust to will to power through force of arms are always the ones who are fascists in this world. its the same appeal to power through visceral force that drives one to love of gun and approval of fascism

    the truth is, if fascism ever rises in the usa, it will be started by random assholes with guns in the woods, not in spite of them

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    1. Re:guns have uses by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      in the hands of a well-trained police force and a military

      I outshoot police and military shooters on a regular basis.

      The reality is I am better with the tools than those you say are the only ones who should have them.

    2. Re:guns have uses by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      On paper targets or on real people? there is more to gun use than just accuracy.

  96. absolutely ;-) by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    guns have valid use

    in the hands of a well-trained police force and a military

    not random assholes with feelings of absolute self-certainty

    of course in the eyes of the gun lover, this makes me an advocate of fascism: police with guns, citizens without

    but there's something wrong with that scenario: random assholes in the woods with guns are going to protect us from fascism? really?

    the government will have a lot more firepower for one

    but more importantly than that: the truth is, those who trust to will to power through force of arms are always the ones who are fascists in this world. its the same appeal to power through visceral force that drives one to love of gun and approval of fascism

    the truth is, if fascism ever rises in the usa, it will be started by random assholes with guns in the woods, not in spite of them

    you think you're the one in charge, because you have the gun. yup. perfect appeal to power through visceral force. your fodder for fascism. your mind and thinking processes are ripe for it

    but even a more cutting truth than that is this: the ones with the guns are always the fodder, they are never the ones in charge. the warlord in charge in somalia, in afghanistan: he doesn't carry a gun. his bodyguards do. his cannon fodder: the guys with guns ;-)

    i'm glad you embrace your grunt status

    but darling, you're really not the one in charge. the one loves the gun never is. the one who trusts to the mind is ;-)

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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  97. Like a pack of dogs? by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0

    In the article it says "What we have here are the beginnings of something designed to enable robots to hunt down humans like a pack of dogs."

    Now, what I'm wondering is why THIS is so concerning when you can train a pack of dogs to do the same thing, with less of a guaruntee that they will do exactly what you say. A robot isnt going to decide to maul a dude because he feels like it. Its going to follow its programming. And you can train a dog to kill just like you can program a robot.

  98. i'm glad you can outshoot the cops by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    one wonders at how you started with coming to grips with shooting a pig to feeling proud that you can outshoot the servants of your government

    unless you don't trust the government, it doesn't represent you? for if it represented your interests, why the need to have such a potent force to use against its servants?

    hmmm. such alienation. such potent firepower. necessary though, right?

    because its all you trust to keep the world as you know it safe, right?

    you need that power, you need that potent, visceral force in your life to feel secure, right?

    i've got your number ;-)

    you've come a long, long way from that little kid facing a charging pig

    and i'd say the bulk the end of that trip has been to territory of thougth about your relationship with your weapons and with your society which frankly, renders you unfit to own that firepower

    you're WAYYY beyond hunting and home protection

    but don't worry friend, weak, useless nongunowners like me, we employ those cops you can outshoot, we've got your number

    you're nothing new in world history. men like you have come and gone many times. we know what you're about, and the challenges we face in subduing you. we've done it before, and we've built a society that doesn't need such craven viscerality to be constantly at our reminder to feel secure about our world

    we see your firepower, we see your ammunition, and we see how you think. and all it means is we must deal with you as you and your mentality have been dealt with before, time and time throughout history: rise of the will to power through visceral force

    don't you worry about it friend

    we'll come and take your precious guns when the time is right ;-)

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    1. Re:i'm glad you can outshoot the cops by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      lol. We eat you.

  99. whatever you need to tell yourself by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    where you're some sort of morlock in a land of eloi

    the truth is, the ones with the guns are always the fodder, they are never the ones in charge. the warlord in charge in somalia, in afghanistan: he doesn't carry a gun. his bodyguards do. his cannon fodder: the guys with guns ;-)

    i'm glad you embrace your grunt status

    but darling, you're really not the one in charge. the one who loves the gun never is. his love of the gun permanently retards his career potential. the one who trusts to the mind is the one in charge

    but like i said, whatever you need to tell yourself to get to sleep at night. when you are useful you will be called to serve us, without the guns

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    1. Re:whatever you need to tell yourself by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      You must be kidding, serve you?

      Both of us have opinions. Both of us have a chosen to live a lifestyle that makes us comfortable. One of us has the tools and skills to keep that lifestyle when someone tries to take it forcibly.

      Understand the math?

      You can articulate any point of superiority you want to, but it means fuck all in the real world. You have yet to produce any data to support your wild emotion claims.

      Like I said before, you're belief isn't necessary to make something true. Be angry all you want. Talk all the shit you want. Make wild accusations of how I'm a fascist and how I use my weapons to force others to do my bidding. I don't give a shit.

      Your opinion, while protected by the constitution, is completely worthless in value. When employed in the real world it doesn't hold up. SO continue to assume your the enlightened one. Continue to spew ignorance. The fact remains that you cannot change the circumstance.

      Enjoy it.

  100. Not a big surprise here.. by guacamole · · Score: 1

    After man less aircraft, laser weapons, sound wave weapons, and microwave weapons, this one at least does not sound as strange.

  101. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

    But, what would we expect of someone with a Mexican name?

    I'm Brazilian, you insensitive clod!

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  102. Re:VERY stupid. It's your tax money. by philspear · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit uncertain as to what exactly you're referring to. My point was that the government-funded space race drove development of the technology to where you can be using a PC right now.

    As far as technology making it so that you have to pay for your new car... uh, I guess that could be a downside for you if you for some reason feel justified in not paying it. Again, I feel like I'm missing something here.

  103. RTFA! by mangu · · Score: 1

    Hey, they are hunting down "uncooperative" humans! Wouldn't the presence of a robots.txt be interpreted as evidence of non-cooperation?

  104. Re:Required for Liberal control of populace by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    But, what would we expect of someone with a Mexican name?

    I'm Brazilian, you insensitive clod!

    That's not too bad a mistake, given that some people can't tell the difference between a Brazilian and an alleged terrorist with an Indian-subcontinental background.

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  105. My idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a brilliant idea for a program to control these robots. I don't want to let on too much information, but I'm thinking about calling my bots Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.

  106. How not to be seen... by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 1

    "a person who doesn't want to be found".

    I just can't shake John Cleese from telling me how not to be seen. Maybe choosing a clever piece of cover will distract the robots...

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  107. One word to combat them by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    EMP

    All we need is someone to come up with a portable EMP device.

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  108. less nefarious-sounding by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Thats just to get the people to accept it. This is nothing new, and its pretty effective. 'its for the kids'

    I guess if we have a army of mechanical warriors, the government wont have to take our guns away. they will be ineffective.

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  109. Firefighting? by tangentreality · · Score: 1

    There was a book I read once about firefighting. It, too, involved seek-and-destroy-style robots. Mechanical hounds with hypodermic needles filled with a powerful local sedative, if I remember correctly. And the authorities had lots of fun filming the hunt for a man who wanted nothing more than to read a few books. They even killed an innocent bystander when they lost him and didn't want to admit their loss on public television. Fahrenheit 451, remember that one?

  110. The logic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The insurgents of the day are good. Damn good. Already, they barely have a chance against the US military. Some would disagree, but at most, it seems that they are repelling us, not beating us. How would the everyday American do as a resistance fighter against an unfeeling killing machine?

    This all goes back to the US and THEM of law enforcement. Someone mentioned that, but now it makes sense. When these things get out of control (and they will) THEM will most likely be all of us, and US will be the robots armed with predator aircraft, nuclear weapons, minidroids with heavy machine guns, napalm, etc. Do you think the robots will know the difference between a relief worker, a terrorist, and a United States soldier? Hope so. NO! Not I hope so. My only order I'll give slashdotters... Hope and PRAY they can tell the difference, or that they'll care when they kick down your door. I'll see you all underground. No you gotta bring your own can opener. Goodbye surface world.

  111. ROBOT AM PROUD. by eyenot · · Score: 1

    I and my family are very happy *weep* under the new Prime Directive Laws as enforced by the 666th Airborne Ro-Bota Crew. Who we are taught to recite: "May drop from the sky at any time, and rip your lazy fucking human head off for any computer-conceivable crime". I/we/they/you/whoever are/am/is very happy under the new *weep* technological *weep* enforcement.

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  112. first association by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first association after reading
    the summary was with Pac Man.

    So there, if you're looking for Pentagon
    money, go to the Pac Man source code.

  113. I think for myself, thank you very much by insllvn · · Score: 1

    Call'em Nazi's all you want, but the Republicans (or at least the Conservatives) have never made demands over what you eat, what you drive, the type of toilet you use, or whether you smoke; that's for Liberals to control.

    I like Nazi's, since you brought it up. Are you familiar with the underlying political philosophy of 1930's-1940's Germany? Mussolini once called it corporatism, Hitler called it National Socialism, and long before either of them the Romans called it Fascism. It descends from the thinking of Plato, that all good is traceable to a single, central form. The greatest good is therefore achieved through the harmonization of all lesser goods. A good society can't have dissent from the truth offered by the ordained ruling class, they can't have sex with people of the same gender or not believe in god. Who does that sound like?

    There are fanatics on both sides. If you play with fanatics, you will get oppressed. Compromise is the essential virtue of democracy.

  114. "uncoperative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've all misinterpreted what "uncooperative" means. It means that the target is not actively participating in being found. It doesn't mean that the target is being belligerent.

    1. Re:"uncoperative" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You've all misinterpreted what "uncooperative" means. It means that the target is not actively participating in being found. It doesn't mean that the target is being belligerent.

      You misinterpreted that I wasn't trying to be serious.

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  115. Not you. by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Your purpose is to serve as a warning to others.

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  116. Considering Paradise? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Scenario: An Automated Reconnaissance and Recovery Weapons Team, (ARRW Team) out of Fort Brag is compromised by hostile forces. Within 2 years, a their secret project "Iron Jehod" finishes. A robot strapped with explosives detonates in a market place. The project leader of Iron Jehod smiles to the cleric,(who should have switched to Decaf years ago), and says, "Ala Akba".

    My personal experience in warfare leads me to think that what ever the enemy does to us to make us uncomfortable, we will to do the same to them. And then they can enjoy benefits of living the same way they have caused upon us. Personally, I would prefer to read this in a Tom Clancy novel, not see it on CNN.

  117. Let them stalk me... by drsmall17 · · Score: 1

    I carry a baseball bat.

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  118. Isn't This The Way Mega Man Started? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    Some guy who controls a "team" of robots ends up being mad crazy and unleashes them upon the world? What if someone hacked a large number of these teams - we should heed the lessons learned from the NES, lest we end up having to deal with DECADES of renegade robots. Also, can I just say that it IS indeed the year 20XX!

  119. No problem here, none at all.... by effinayright · · Score: 1

    Having reassured myself nothing possibly could go awry by designing robots who hunt down "uncooperative" humans, I'm going to watch my TIVOed episodes of "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

  120. Ah, the human element by doom · · Score: 1

    Excellent: this solves the IFF problem with robot police/soldiers by keeping a human being in the loop. I'm sure the human operator will never get confused while operating 3-5 drones. It will be no worse than switching between a half-dozen cellphone conversations while driving a car.

    Warning: heavy-handed sarcasm may be present in this message.

  121. Be Nice, there is cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Delicious Cake.

  122. Let the petrol run out, PLEASE! by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    The only thing that will stop this is the looming peak oil energy crisis. Bring it on.

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  123. Fallout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK so apparently whoever decided this was a good idea never played the Fallout series of games.. I understand that robots and whatnot have great potential for good but seriously this scared the bejeesus out of me.

  124. and ejoy your exceedingly worthwhile opinion by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
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  125. WickedStupid show episode #2, hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WickedStupid?

    The only things that republicans have that have to do with a "behind" is the fact they have shit all over themselves, & ruined themselves with their 'fine performance' the past 8 yrs. in this nation. We most likely (assuming they don't rig another election as they have the past 2) won't see another republican president or majority dominated House/Senate/Congress either, for decades into the distance, after their latest showing of ruin.

    (Unfortunately, they've also taken this nation down, & anyone looking around can see that much)

    So, as per usual - We are all treated here at slashdot to yet another episode of "the WickedSTUPID show" here at slashdot from you, as per usual.