User: Lost Penguin

When the data will be available...

On: Military's Satellite Meteor Data Sharing May Soon Resume

It's coming back online in 2012, December 22nd.

Repeat from 1937?

On: Weather Balloons To Provide Broadband In Africa

Oh, the humanity....

Don't panic

On: A Supervolcano Beneath Mt. St. Helens?

It connects to Yellowstone, and will soon be a second moon.

Already been done?

On: Research Vehicle Reaches the Bottom of the Ocean

Didn't the Titanic already make this journey? /Oh, you meant "and returned". //My bad...

Hmmm

On: Malware Found On Brand-New Windows Netbook

Some malware comes pre-infected with Windows.

http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Releases/11/Schedule

New Vista error message

On: US Army Will Upgrade To Windows Vista

Do you want to allow the application Chinese hacking?
Press OK to continue...

Re:Jamming.

On: Australia, UK To Test Vehicle Speed-Limiting Devices

Jam the GPS and you car stops. /Never drive on cloudy days.

Re:I got betta!

On: College Police Think Using Linux Is Suspicious Behavior

But they dressed his computer like this.

The best major:

On: Best Grad Program For a Computer Science Major?

Stripper.

Partners?

On: IBM Files Patent For Bullet-Dodging Bionic Armor

They are starting a joint venture with Tazer International. /You will duck and twitch.

We know when it will really start.

On: Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed

December 21, 2012.

Microsoft MAY be targeting Ubuntu?

On: Microsoft May Be Targeting the Ubuntu Desktop

Chickens may have feathers.
Dogs may bark.
Geeks may view Slashdot.

This is why Windows should be banned.

On: Virus Infection Hits UK's Ministry of Defense, Including Warships

Bill Gates a terrorist, it's more likely than you think.

Decisions, decisions

On: Trying To Find White House Missing E-mails

Hmmm, get busted for deleting email or treason?
Not a hard choice for Bushies.....

SCO Speak translation:

On: SCO Proposes Sale of Assets To Continue Litigation

'We believe there's value in these assets and in order for the business to move forward it's imperative we separate it from our legal claims and we allow our products business to move forward,'

Nobody wants to buy any of our stuff since we started trying to sue over other peoples work that we gave away.

Social Networks?

On: Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists

Isn't the CIA a social network?

Only one thing to say.

On: Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow?

"Thanks for all the fish."

Helllooo.... FCC ... um, Stopsign.com ?

On: FTC Kills Scareware Scam That Duped Over 1M Users

If I go to stopsign.com it will detect all sorts of Windows nastyware on my Linux box.
They have ads on Direct TV.....

"New" rocket.

On: Pieces Coming Together For NASA's New Spacecraft

1970 called, they want their technology back.
When are we getting rail gun launch systems?
Single Stage to Orbit?
Aurora?

Ha!

On: Next G8 President Wants To "Regulate the Internet"

If they plug the tubes, Linux (and FreeSWan) will be the plunger.
It may be a good thing for them to try.
We need more DNS based opportunistic end to end encryption.

I liked the first part!

On: Bush Demands Amnesty for Spying Telecoms

Bush Demands Amnesty!

Re:What would John McClane do?

On: Bush Demands Amnesty for Spying Telecoms

"He'd catch the terrorists first, worry about paperwork and suspensions afterwards."

Yet, his childhood "pal" Osama Bin Laden is still free.
How long has Bush been "Pal'n around" with terrorists?

Since the Republicans want to blame Obama for Ayers misdeeds, this is a legitimate question now.

Re:In other words...

On: Groklaw's PJ Says SCO's Demise Greatly Exaggerated

^^^^I came here to say that.
Of course this is Utah, so it might look better after the blast.

WTF

On: Worm Attack Prompts DoD To Ban Use of External Media

Removable storage has been banned from classified networks for years.
Why ban what is already banned, the "double-secret" ban?

The best defense?

On: D.I.Y. Home Security

Claymore FTW.