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  1. Re:it is a really cool project on Thinktank Aims To Crowdsource Government Earmark Analysis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    contrary to popular opinion, the big difference between lobbyists and ordinary voters isn't money (although money matters), it is access to information on a timely basis. Putting information online will have a huge impact on the legislative process.

    One problem, though, is that there can be an insanely short time between when a bill comes out of committee, and when it's put up for a vote. One vile lesson that both Democrats and Republicans have learned is that members will vote on a bill (rather than abstain), even if they have only several hours to review thousands of pages.

    Unless this crowd-sourcing can review bills fast enough for even well-intentioned legislators to be aware of important reasons to vote 'no', I think it will do little good.

    Anyone interested in this issue should check out Read the Bill.

  2. Re:Question of human nature on Apple Tries To Gag Owner of Exploding iPod · · Score: 1

    Okay, so my post got modded down -3 as a Troll.

    If someone could explain to me why it's a troll, I'd be grateful.

  3. Re:You guys would bitch if on Microsoft Redefines "Open Standards" · · Score: 1

    You guys would bitch if MS was giving out free blowjobs.

    Knowing Microsoft, the free blowjobs would come with a free dose of the clap.

    I've told me friends to wait for Microsoft Blowjob 1.1.

    You just get too many bugs with the first edition.

  4. Problem on RadioShack To Rebrand As "The Shack"? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The main problem is that a "shack" usually connotes a cheap, run down house. Not really the image they should try to project.

    (I know "clam shack", "radio shack", etc. don't really have such a connotation. I'm just talking about the word "shack" when it's used all by itself.)

  5. Re:"Standard" incompatible with "software patent" on Microsoft Redefines "Open Standards" · · Score: 1

    In short, if a standard CANNOT be implemented by GPL'ed software, then it CANNOT be an open standard. Why? That's because the GPL is by far the most popular open source software license; nothing else even comes close.

    You're somewhat begging the question:

    1. The GPL is an "open" software license.
    2. So if a program is compatible with GPL, the program is "open".

    But you don't explain why the GPL's definition of "open" is the one we should accept. So I think you're begging the question regarding what "open" means.

  6. Question of human nature on Apple Tries To Gag Owner of Exploding iPod · · Score: -1, Troll

    So, large corporations like Apple, Microsoft, those in the RIAA and MPAA, etc. seem to have really hurt lots and lots of people. (And that's ignoring Union Carbide etc.)

    Considering the huge number of people harmed by these corporations, I would have expected at least a few people to go postal on them and bomb / shoot-up their headquarters. But that seems to just not happen.

    I'm not advocating violence - I'm just trying to understand why we're seeing none, when I would have expected at least one ruined person to want to exact revenge.

    Any ideas why?

  7. Re:How? on New HIV Strain Discovered · · Score: 1

    There are stories of primates raping humans.

    Who said it has to be bestiality?

    I'd be skeptical of such stories, because they could plausibly be (shudder) bestiality rape erotica.

    Not saying it definitely never happens, I'm just saying the wretched, amazing human imagination strikes me as the more likely cause of such stories.

  8. How? on New HIV Strain Discovered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How would HIV be transmitted from a gorilla to humans?

  9. Re:Swell... on Ridley Scott Directing Alien Prequel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been prepping my sons (3.5 years and 7 months) for their first viewing of Alien/Aliens since birth by grabbing their entire face with my hand. They think its funny... at least for now.

    I hope you're done having kids. Because if you ever explain that that the baby will come out of mommy's belly...

  10. Re:Swell... on Ridley Scott Directing Alien Prequel · · Score: 1

    That's silly... we all know nuking them from orbit is the only way to be sure.

    Heh... in the small number of my nightmares involving nukes, they were never part of the solution.

  11. Re:Swell... on Ridley Scott Directing Alien Prequel · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least I had a few years without Xenomorphs showing up in my nightmare.

    (IIRC, the nightmares involved having a pulse rifle that ran out of ammo.)

    Funny, I would have thought the most recent ones would have involved Jean-Pierre Jeunet directing another movie. :)

    Why do you think my clip was empty???

  12. Swell... on Ridley Scott Directing Alien Prequel · · Score: 1

    At least I had a few years without Xenomorphs showing up in my nightmare.

    (IIRC, the nightmares involved having a pulse rifle that ran out of ammo.)

  13. Generosity on 10th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 2, Funny

    But seriously, we are asking for a nice token gift and some public acknowledgment. It's the least you could do.

    ... if you value email access.

  14. Re:Hrrm on Student Suing Amazon For Book Deletions · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company that sold it didn't have the rights to it in the US. The legal publisher complained and Amazon pulled the book.

    Yes, but Amazon's solution to the "books" already sold may have been illegal.

    For example, if they had sold a paper copy of 1984 illegally, they aren't allowed to burn down the house of anyone who purchased it. Certain actions remain illegal, despite the fact that they're address the copyright issue.

  15. Illegal on RIAA Says "Don't Expect DRMed Music To Work Forever" · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So they're knowingly defrauding the buyer by intentionally selling something not fit for purpose?

    I assume our wise and courageous Justice Department will hand down indictments any minute!

  16. RTFA!!! on McAfee Leaks Conference Attendees' Personal Info · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually READ TFA.

    Turns out the summary was pretty accurate.

    Just thought I'd mention that.

  17. Re:I hope they sell... on First MS Retail Stores Will be In Scottsdale, AZ and Mission Viejo, CA · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Clippy the Action Figure!

    "It looks like you're carrying a shotgu... oh dear."

  18. science? on Tetraktys · · Score: 1

    While Brown seemingly lacks the scientific and academic background needed to write such fiction, Juels has a Ph.D. in computer science from Berkeley

    Does Computer Science really qualify as "science"? It seems much more like mathematics to me.

    One place where CS might be considered a science is in the empirical characterization of software/computer systems. But even there, the nearly complete lack of statistical rigor shown in C.S. papers suggests a big difference between computer scientists and, for example, physicists.

  19. Pretty big caveat on Linus Calls Microsoft Hatred "a Disease" · · Score: -1

    I don't care who it comes from, as long as there are solid reasons for the code, and as long as we don't have to worry about licensing etc. issues

    Given Microsoft's history, his caveat seems to make the rest of his statement irrelevant.

  20. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 0

    And Taco bell is environmentally friendly as they use non-organic material out of which to construct their food.

    There, fixed that for ya.

    I used to be like you, until I realized that prescriptive grammarians have no special authority. Languages evolve. This is a well-accepted evolution. I think you need to accept that and worry about more important things in life.

  21. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought our food chain was Sun -> Corn -> Cows/Pigs/Chickens -> Cows/Pigs/Chickens -> Dinner.

    We have a backup system:

    ??? -> Taco Bell -> Dinner.

  22. Embarassing on People Emit Visible Light · · Score: 1

    The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day,

    Thank goodness. I thought it was just me who had nocturnal emissions.

  23. Re:How about "Robots Only" on White House Panel Seeks Input On Spaceflight Plans · · Score: 1

    What you get with a manned space program over focusing on more specific problems is side benefits which are difficult to quantify before hand.

    Here's how I'm looking at it. Suppose that the benefit from some massive endeavor is the sum of its intended benefits + its unplanned benefits.

    Then which do you think is more likely to pay off, in terms of that summed value: Mars exploration, or (for example) the eradication of poverty? It would take a pretty damn amazing side-benefit from a Mars trip to outweigh the benefits I'd expect from eradicating poverty, or cancer, or unsustainable environmental pollution.

  24. Re:Poor Title on F-22 Raptor Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Okay, fair point. But there's a middle ground between the US going bankrupt, and being able to afford to keep a fleet of F-22's ready for battle.

    My point, perhaps badly stated earlier, is that our government continues to pursue reckless fiscal policies. China's continued purchasing of U.S. debt gives us more and more rope with which to hang ourselves. Unless we smarten up, we'll eventually be unable to afford maintenance on the F-22's, and they'll become inoperable.

    This is the manner in which I can see China disabling all of our F-22's without firing a single bullet. And at that point, we're no longer the super-muscular opponent described in Absolut187's post.

  25. Re:How about "Robots Only" on White House Panel Seeks Input On Spaceflight Plans · · Score: 1

    We don't send people out there because it's easy. We do it because it's hard.

    Eradicating poverty, genocide, child molestation, global climate change, and mercury in fish are also hard tasks. I suggest we rank our "hard" projects intelligently.