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Apple Tries To Gag Owner of Exploding iPod

David Gerard writes "The Times in London reports that Apple attempted to silence a father and daughter with a gagging order after the child's iPod music player exploded and the family sought a refund from the company. Well, at least they're not Microsoft. Or something."

475 comments

  1. Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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    1. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by KDR_11k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple is going for the middle eastern fundamentalist market then?

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    2. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

      There's an app for that

    3. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's a leftover feature for military use that got into the consumer version! Get your ipod damaged in the middle of a firefight? Just chuck it at the enermy.

      http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/04/20/2312233/US-Military-Issuing-iPod-Touches-To-Soldiers

    4. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by laihduttaminen · · Score: 1

      hah, you can use them for self protection with correct timing of throwing an exploding one at a mugger trying to rob you.

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    5. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Its Apple's new product... the iHandgrenade...

    6. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by slarrg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I forget, how many virgins does one get for an exploding iPod?

    7. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by kimvette · · Score: 5, Funny

      You need to jailbreak the phone to install it though. Apple rejected it from the iTunes store because it duplicated their native functionality.

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    8. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by aplusjimages · · Score: 5, Funny

      iPlode is what you were looking for.

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    9. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by muyla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they hold the patent for exploding electronic apparatus or are they paying royalties to the army?

    10. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 5, Funny

      72 free downloads at Virgin records

    11. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by spintriae · · Score: 1

      That's why it's the hottest device on the market.

    12. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It Just Explodes.

      Apple may not have been the first to do this, but they were the ones who popularised it. They also make it easy: no need for complex buttons to press, Apple have pioneered the "open-hand" gesture, which causes the device to drop, and initiate destruction after a short time period.

      Other products may win out on paper in terms of pure feature lists, but it's the attention to little details, such as the seamless integration of a music player and a product that blows up in your face.

    13. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's DRM in action.

    14. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by CTuso · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

      There's an app for that

      There was... but Apple rejected it

    15. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ipod feature list:

      -large hd
      -quality sound ...
      -ability to play russian roulette; ipod style!
      -ability to play hot potato with something truely hot! ....

    16. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Epic Pricelessness.

      On the bright side, it doubles as a hand-held space heater!

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    17. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      I'm kinda partial to iXplode.

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    18. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Smooth+and+Shiny · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How I wish I had mod points. You, sir, are funny.

    19. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by von_rick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Until three shall you count, and the number of your count shall be three...

      Ref: The Hand Grenade of Antioch

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    20. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i heard it also runs on OSXplode.

    21. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Definitely iNcendiary.

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    22. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think Sony has prior art...

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    23. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the iRaq posters, one having an ipod like device mid throw.
      http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/warposter/

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    24. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can clean up afterward with their new vacuum; the iSuck.

    25. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I installed the more feature-laden iGnition

    26. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sure there is a lawyer somewhere that will be able to attach a price to this.

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    27. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by skine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Until three shall you count, and the number of your count shall be three...

      Ref: The Hand Grenade of Antioch

      We are the knights who... oh God, I'm so sorry,

      So sorry, the car just came too fast and

      She was right there and I saw her and then it was a blur and so much
      I ran to help didn't know what she wasn't moving I'm so sorry...

      Anyway, yeah, Knights who say "Ni."

    28. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

      72, but they're all Slashdotters.

    29. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by xero314 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can I trade-in my 72 downloads for a female virgin? Actually I'll just settle for any female around age 20 and less than 140 pounds

      140lbs sounds great until you realize she's 4'9". Never mind the fact that if you are chosing a partner based on age and weight you are bound to be very disappointed.

      Aside-

      I don't understand the male obsession with virgins. They're messy.

      They are also typically disease free, not played out, and won't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse.

      Aside -

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

    30. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by marafa · · Score: 0

      and that was funny .. how?
      being from the middle east .. i dont see the joke

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    31. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can teach them shit!

    32. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's 20 himself. Anyway, i'm mid 30s and I think agewise, I'd go for someone in their late 20s. And yes, not too big. Dunno how this got in an apple/legal thread.

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    33. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      I prefer twenty-eight year olds. For one thing, there's twenty of them.

    34. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I forget, how many virgins does one get for an exploding iPod?

      All of the Jonas Brothers.

    35. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by girlgeek54 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe not YOU. But someone.

    36. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      For the same reason they like virgins - they don't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse..... Or, alternatively,because they don't know what's normal.

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    37. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You mean natural selection weeding out people dumb enough to buy an el-cheapo mp3 player for a multiple of its worth, because it has a shiny logo? Niiiice! :D

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    38. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good news: your female request has been approved. She's 20 years old and 139 pounds.

      Bad news: The weight is in hex.

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    39. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Can I trade-in my 72 downloads for a female virgin? Actually I'll just settle for any female around age 20 and less than 140 pounds

      If you're looking for a quick romp in the sack, then looks matter. If you're looking for a lifetime relationship, than looks should be the very last thing you look at, because they won't last. Especially the weight. My ex-wife was slim and pretty at 19 when we got together, she's fat and ugly now. She must have gained another 150 pounds since the divorce.

      Viagra's for when she's too ugly for you to get it up for her. There's a good reason you get farsighted with age - you can't see the wrinkles as easily. I found that out when I got my eye's focusing lens replaced with a bionic one.

      About the virgins, I don't know - I've never had sex with a virgin.

    40. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. youth in females implies a much greater chance of healthy offspring.
      2. youth in males is looked upon as less capable of providing. yes the young warriors go out to hunt and fight, but the elder males (traditionally) were the ones who ran society.
      3. as a general rule, 20 year olds are quite a bit more mature than 16 year olds and they still haven't suffered from age yet.

    41. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I I had a nickle for every post that said this I could buy the servers that run Slashdot.

    42. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't mind I'm just gonna slide this 's' in there like.... that. There you go

      isPlode

    43. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      As someone recently said, "Good sex requires experience and enthusiasm. No amount of one can make up for a lack of the other."

      Old joke:

      Q. Why are women like screen doors?

      A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

      Hah -- captcha = swallows

    44. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like phaser on overload feature. Every portable device should have it!

    45. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by sorak · · Score: 1

      Come on now. I don't think you could afford both of them.

    46. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have been called iPomegranate, but that would be too long. So they went for iPod.

    47. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by cattrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't add uranium. That would be a nuclear bomb and, therefore, be against the itunes terms.

    48. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 1

      Bringing the wrath of Allah down on heathen infidels with a fiery inferno? There's an app for that.

    49. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      I prefer twenty-eight year olds. For one thing, there's twenty of them.

      That is soooooo way off topic and sooo not PC...but it still made me chuckle !

    50. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Ok maybe not, but I'm just so tired of the iSuck name being misused.

    51. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      This is why. They don't know shit, so they don't have all these stupid ideas, and there is a chance that you can get them interested in stuff other than clothes shopping/celebrities. Plus, of course, all the stuff you said!

    52. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      If you're disappointing with this year's model you can try next year's. The thing about 20 year olds is they keep making more.

    53. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a man who has pretty much no idea what a woman even IS.

    54. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Other products may win out on paper in terms of pure feature lists, but it's the attention to little details, such as the seamless integration of a music player and a product that blows up in your face.

      Bah. I like the Unix way of doing things: simple devices that do one job and do it well. I want a camera, phone, music player, and grenade. Not something that does all four poorly.

    55. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      They are also typically disease free, not played out, and won't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse.

      Works both ways, they also suck at intercourse.

      I'll take 72 Thai bar girls any day. 1. 4'9", 50 KG. 2. they know how to take care of men. 3. its guaranteed that they put out. 4. it will be significantly cheaper, I put a high price on my life.

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    56. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You "truely" need to learn how to spell.

    57. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by inmytaxi · · Score: 1

      Oh, they know I suck at intercourse. They all know.

    58. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very Nice !

    59. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was funny because bombing is a solution to almost all problems or everything that you do.

    60. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!'

      May I answer your statement with your own quote?

      '... and won't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse. '

    61. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Imagine that, Apple is just as evil as M$....so I guess the I am a man and you are a PC, should try a new one for this one...as they both put a gag on some poor fellow, and they exchange high fives once the fellow is gagged...that would make for a very funny commercial, although a very sad and true one!

    62. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are also typically disease free, not played out, and won't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse.

      Ah, you've never heard of gals who keep one whole intact while keeping the others very very busy?

    63. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd settle for one sleazy 35 year old if she looks decent

    64. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside-

      I don't understand the male obsession with virgins. They're messy.

      They are also typically disease free, not played out, and won't know enough to realize you suck at intercourse.

      Aside -

      I don't understand the male obsession with 20 year olds. They don't know shit!

      They are typically disease free, not played out, and don't realize you suck at intercourse.

    65. Re:Exploding ipod? Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

      Its a real danger and the makeipodgame.com shows that Apple are taking it seriously !

  2. It turned me into a newt! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Customer service is a cost. But it also buys goodwill when done right.

    It's sad that Apple has done this and marred their customer-centric aura. However, such settlement terms are really par for the course.

    1. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Arimus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What customer centric aura? Apple have been pulling stunts like this for a long time now...

      The only reason I have an iPod touch is, at the time I got it, nothing else really fitted the bill for what I wanted.

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    2. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an awful big leap to assume this guy is telling the truth.

    3. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, such settlement terms are really par for the course.

      Do you have examples of other companies doing this? Note, he wasn't asking for compensation, just a refund.

    4. Re:It turned me into a newt! by VoyagerRadio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple better watch this type of behavior; there's only so much fanboys will overlook. (Former/still kinda Apple fanboy here.) Google's been getting more and more of the "cool cred" that Apple established, and if Google's Chrome OS hits its stride, it may be worth taking a real good look at. Plus there'll be a much wider variety of hardware to choose from. Hmm...wonder if Google will partner with a device maker for a portable audio device?

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    5. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What customer centric aura? Apple have been pulling stunts like this for a long time now...

      The only reason I have an iPod touch is, at the time I got it, nothing else really fitted the bill for what I wanted.

      So you only purchased it...because you liked the product.?

      Sounds like apple made a product that you wanted. Sounds like they design with the consumer in mind.

    6. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Norsefire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because what could possibly go wrong with Android?

    7. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He didn't say they were customer centric, but that they had a "customer centric Aura". The first requires a corporate culture that cares about the customer, the second requires a marketing department that works very hard to make the customer think you care about them. Amazingly a lot of companies work very hard at the second even though the first is much easier to accomplish (and harder to lose).

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    9. Re:It turned me into a newt! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Apple customer support is notoriously spotty. Sometimes you call them, get to talk to a human, and they ship out a replacement that arrives within a day or two. Sometimes you don't. The first time my PowerBook needed servicing, it took about 45 minutes on the phone (most of it on hold, on a 10p/minute customer support line) to get them to send a box out to collect it. They said it should be back in a few days. A week later I called them and was told it had been shipped back and would be with me soon. Another week later, I called them again and was told that it had been returned to the repair centre because I wasn't in when the courier tried to deliver it. Next call, I was told that it had never made it to the repair centre (i.e. the first two things I had been told were outright lies) - that UPS had a signature for someone at the repair centre but it had never made it into their repair tracking system.

      After eight hour on the phone (at 10p/minute) and six weeks, they finally sent me a replacement (good thing I backed up the disk before sending it in...). The replacement was DoA - it didn't even boot, it just got hotter and hotter until you pulled the battery out.

      Two weeks later, they sent me another replacement. This one actually worked, but had the wrong amount of RAM. A few days later they sent me some replacement DIMMs to install. I did, and a couple of months later, one of the RAM slots failed (this having been one of the faults that I had originally posted the machine in to get fixed).

      The next repair, they replaced the motherboard with one with a slower CPU. Then they over-tightened the hinges so first time I opened it after getting it back one of them snapped. They then failed to honour this as a warranty replacement (luckily for me, the local computer shop that was handling the repairs decided to absorb this cost to generate some goodwill).

      But over the same period I had several Mac-using friends who had repairs happen without any trouble. The most irritating thing was that all of my complaints were met by being told that Apple is consistently ranked top for customer support in independent surveys. This may be true, but it doesn't alter the fact that they consistently and repeatedly screwed up in my particular case.

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    10. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've had the opposite experience, personally...

      I bought a 24" white iMac (2006). It worked perfect up until it was 2.5 years old, when I started having video issues with it. It was under Applecare, so I brought it into the local Apple store, and they fixed it on-site (took a couple days, unfortunately).

      Similar issues re-occured a few days after getting it back, then after a second repair it happened a third time. The computer DID work each time when I got it back, and the symptoms were different each time... so I can't really blame them. They replace all the major componants in the process too.

      However, after 2 repairs and 3 similar faults, they replaced the machine with a brand-new 2009 aluminum iMac - with bigger/better/faster everything. Even the lowest-end machine would have beaten my old one, but they gave me the mid-line one anyways. They even offered this without me pushing. On top, they even gave me a free mini-DVI converter for my second monitor because my old cable was a different plug on the old iMac.

      So - although I agree this incdent looks horrid, I would argue that they're certainly not as bad as the majority of corporations these days. I'm certainly a lot more brand-loyal than I was 6 months ago.

      MadCow.

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    11. Re:It turned me into a newt! by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      I think that reputation is not only due to marketing. They consistently make user friendly UI's, so as a user you feel the "computer cares for you".

    12. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MadCow42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also forgot to mention:

      They gave me a full year of normal warranty on the new machine, even though my original warranty+Applecare was almost expired. Most companies would have only warrantied to the original date.

      On top (again), they offered me another AppleCare plan for $129 to bring the warranty on the new machine to 3 years. I was impressed by that.

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    13. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I go through a lot of Apple hardware in the course of my business. Any time I have a problem I try to walk into an Apple store to get it taken care of. Their face to face CS is excellent, over the phone is pretty much the same as everyone else.

      This is not unusual for companies that position themselves as high end brands. If you can pull it off, pretend you are going to buy a Cartier watch in a Cartier store and they'll outfit you with a Cohiba to smoke and some high end scotch to drink while you make up your mind. Free shoe shine. Ridiculous stuff.

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    14. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Darkness404 · · Score: 0

      But for every headline making story of Apple doing something evil, there are just as many smaller stories about them doing something positive. In this thread already some guy was saying how Apple offered to replace his aging machine with a brand new one for no cost. Now would that happen to any other computer maker? I have heard other stories about how Apple when contacted after a refresh of the product line returned a newly purchased older product for the newer one. Although I haven't experienced these myself (only Apple products I own is an iPod touch and a Apple Keyboard, the new ones are nice) there is enough evidence on the 'net about these things that I don't really blame the fanboys, Apple does a lot more to please the average consumer than Dell, HP, Asus or Toshiba does.

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    15. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you're allowed to talk about this?

    16. Re:It turned me into a newt! by AlecC · · Score: 1

      However, such settlement terms are really par for the course.

      But they shouldn't be. The item was "not of merchantable quality" and should have been replaced or refunded, as normal business practice, without the customer needing to sign anything.

      In selling computers, and in particular software, there often arise case where it is extremely debatable where the fault is: the software doesn't do what the customer wants, but it is far from obvious whether the seller ever said it would. In such cases, to avoid complex negotiations which might lead to expensive litigations, the seller may well make a goodwill refund which he thinks he doesn't need to, and in such cases it is reasonable to ask for some agreement that the buyer will not badmouth the seller, whose non-admission of liability is quite reasonable.

      However, if fairly reported, this is not such a case. Any piece of consumer gear that bursts into flames unexpectedly is fundamentally flawed, and should be replaced without further ado. Apple is bringing practices valid in one field to a completely different field. When it sells iPods, it is a consumer goods seller, not a computer systems seller, and should behave accordingly.

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    17. Re:It turned me into a newt! by maxume · · Score: 4, Informative

      They offered you the opportunity to purchase the new extended warranty because their projections show it will be profitable.

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    18. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They gave me a full year of normal warranty on the new machine, even though my original warranty+Applecare was almost expired. Most companies would have only warrantied to the original date.

      If you're in the UK then they are required too do that. I think its the Sales of Goods Act that states all new items must
      come with a year guarantee even if its a replacement for another product.

    19. Re:It turned me into a newt! by TiberiusMonkey · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the two posters above me, Apple aftercare has been for me, brilliant and there is no "aura" about it for me.

    20. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Dishevel · · Score: 0, Troll

      How many Mac fanboys become less loyal over time?

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    21. Re:It turned me into a newt! by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Sorry, are you saying that Apple is the only electronics manufacturer that would replace a faulty product? What planet are you on? The thing *exploded* for christ sake!

      If it failed within 1 year of purchase it would be covered by statutory warranty and Apple would have to repair or replace it (if you see the photo in TFA you'll see repair is unlikely). If the product were bought in the last 5 years then Apple are required to repair or refund a portion of the purchase cost (not the full amount due to the product having been used for some time. For example if it were 2.5 years old it might be considered reasonable to refund half the original cost.

      However considering their product *exploded* I think the absolute minimum I'd expect from any manufacturer is a replacement.

      When laptop batteries started exploding a couple of years back Sony (amongst others) did a full recall, they sent me a replacement battery (RRP ~ £120).

    22. Re:It turned me into a newt! by timster · · Score: 1

      Their face to face CS is excellent, over the phone is pretty much the same as everyone else.

      I think this bears repeating, and I've found that it's generally true across industries. Humans simply find face-to-face work more engaging and provide better service that way. Heck, you'll get better service at a fast-food place if you come inside to the counter instead of using the drive-thru. Add in the substantial practical benefit of having the device in the hands of the technician and you get a double win. I wish more of the big consumer electronics companies would copy the model.

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    23. Re:It turned me into a newt! by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had a similar situation with the ill-fated (and downright cursed) 800 MHz G3 iBook. The problem did not occur until a year after I had made the purchase and my initial warranty had expired. It was a known issue, so they repaired it free of charge. Four times, about once a year.

      The last time it happened they advised me the repair program was coming to an end after several years and encouraged me to get an Applecare program for it. I was out of work at the time so I couldn't afford it. Turns out, if I had, they would've provided me a newer iBook should I experience the problem again (which I did) as they'd exhausted their supplies for the replacement logic boards.

      I got a little pissy with them when I called them up after the last instance, but they always remained understanding and professional.

      In the end, I found out what the problem actually was. I fixed it with a wedge of cardboard.

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    24. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Liking a product and it being the only one that fits your desired specs are two different things. I can think of a number of products that do what I need but I'm willing to live with reduced functionality from a competitor because they don't make me vomit slightly every time I use them.

    25. Re:It turned me into a newt! by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've had similar experiences. I actually bought the 12" PowerBook quite a while ago. I never had any trouble with that laptop and I found it to be incredibly rugged. The hard drive went bad after a few years of abuse and I replaced it and it still works today, despite the copious amounts of dings, dents, and scratches I've inflicted on it. I'm sorry to hear you didn't have the same experience I did with the PowerBook.

      However, a while back I bought a 13" MacBook. I really don't like large laptops and at the time the 13" MacBook Pro wasn't on the market. A few months after I got it the hard drive basically died on me. After quite a lot of work searching error codes and doing general research I determined that this was the cause. I don't remember exactly, but I believe you get 3 months of AppleCare Protection or whatever when you buy Mac from them. I believe four or five months had passed since I bought it, so I wasn't covered under that, but I still had a 1 year warranty. So I called Apple to tell them that the hard drive died and I need a replacement. I told them exactly how I determined it was the hard drive and that I really just need it replaced (user replaceable on the MacBook). After about ten minutes they explained that I can't call them for this sort of thing unless I wanted to buy a 1 year AppleCare Protection Plan. I told them that I wasn't going to spend money on something like that since it's covered in my warranty. They told me I could go into an Apple store to get the problem fixed.

      So I was kind of miffed at this point and a while later I went to an Apple store which was about an hour drive from me. I spoke with their pretentiously named Geniuses who told me that since I didn't have an AppleCare Protection Plan they wouldn't fix it unless I made an appointment in advance. However, if I bought the 1 year plan I could drop it off that day (see a pattern?). I politely told them that I live nowhere near the Apple store and this was a special trip and that I wasn't going to buy a plan just to have them honor the warranty. So they told me to call Apple again.

      So again I called Apple. This time the customer service rep said they would replace the hard drive. So they sent me an empty box to return my entire laptop in. After a while, not sure how long, they sent it back and everything was okay. The only really good thing to come out of this was they replaced the top plastic face where the keyboard is since the plastic had chipped away quite severely*.

      All in all I think Apple makes some good products. My PowerBook was an amazing laptop, at least for me, but the MacBook is apparently made without durability in mind. The real problem I have with Apple is their customer service which seems more interested in selling you the AppleCare Protection Plan than actually helping you. When I need a new laptop I'll almost definitely not get another Mac laptop simply because of the nonsense I went through.

      As always, your mileage may vary.

      *I'm not sure who thought it was a good idea to put relatively brittle plastic where the magnetic latches close, but a couple years later the plastic has chipped away on a large portion of that piece. When I got it back I made sure to close my laptop ludicrously carefully so it wouldn't chip, and it still did.

    26. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      I read "10p/minute customer support line" and realized what the issue was. You're living in a country that isn't the United States! Simply correct the error by moving here and you'll find Apple's tech support to be fast, courteous, and free both over the phone or in person at hundreds of retail locations.

    27. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Pshaw!

      Everyone knows you shouldn't date a robot...

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    28. Re:It turned me into a newt! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oddly, one of my desired specs for any product is "can use without vomiting slightly".

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    29. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sounds like they design with the consumer in mind.

      Delivering products that have the consumer in mind, and having corporate policies that also have the consumer in mind are two entirely different things! I'm sorry, Apple fans, but Apple is just as hognoxious as Microsoft in many respects. Better quality products? Sure, I suppose. Less bloodthirsty management? Nope.

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    30. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Darkness404 · · Score: 1
      No what I was saying was that Apple didn't just replace a faulty product, they -upgraded- said faulty product to the newest model. That would be like having problems with a Pentium 4 and Dell sends you a brand new Core 2 quad. That doesn't happen. Your argument is that they pay part of it, in many cases they do not, they send you a fully upgraded one. Look at this post by MadCow42

      I bought a 24" white iMac (2006). It worked perfect up until it was 2.5 years old, when I started having video issues with it. It was under Applecare, so I brought it into the local Apple store, and they fixed it on-site (took a couple days, unfortunately). Similar issues re-occured a few days after getting it back, then after a second repair it happened a third time. The computer DID work each time when I got it back, and the symptoms were different each time... so I can't really blame them. They replace all the major componants in the process too. However, after 2 repairs and 3 similar faults, they replaced the machine with a brand-new 2009 aluminum iMac - with bigger/better/faster everything. Even the lowest-end machine would have beaten my old one, but they gave me the mid-line one anyways. They even offered this without me pushing. On top, they even gave me a free mini-DVI converter for my second monitor because my old cable was a different plug on the old iMac.

      So, I'm not sure what in the world you are arguing.

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    31. Re:It turned me into a newt! by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with your methodology in determining that they are a good company from your experience is the fact that you paid twice as much for the computer. Of course they are going to be "nice" to you for paying 2x the cost, they love people like you. You could have gotten a similar experience (except without the wait or multiple returns) by purchasing TWO of the same non-Apple computer. When the first one started to go tits up, just swap it out for the second one and you've a) fixed the problem yourself, b) not had to wait for the repair.

      Alternately, you could have put 1/2 the cost in a savings account for those 2.5 years, earned some interest, and then purchased a new non-Apple computer that is 4x the speed as your previous one with 8x the RAM and 4x the hard drive space for the same or less than what you put in your savings.

      So yeah... just because they "treated you real nice like" doesn't mean they didn't rape you.

    32. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ShecoDu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The most irritating thing was that all of my complaints were met by being told that Apple is consistently ranked top for customer support in independent surveys. "

      The thing is, most of the time only happy customers get the opportunity to answer those surveys and disgruntled customers are shunned away.

    33. Re:It turned me into a newt! by NitroWolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dell.

      As much as I hate them, their warranty replacement is ridiculously simple and fast. Anytime I've had an issue with Dell components under warranty they ship a replacement out without arguing. They don't even require me to ship the item back first, they just ship out the replacement and include a return label that I put the broken part in and ship it back for free.

      I can fault Dell for many things, but warranty replacement is not one of them.

    34. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Blue+Stone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was disappointed in the response by Trading Standards, who compared to other consumer protection bodies around the world are generally good eggs:

      "The Trading Standards Institute said that it could not comment on whether such letters were standard across the industry, but that it could understand that Apple would want to protect its reputation by trying to reach a confidential settlement."

      Apple isn't trying to protect its reputation. Apple's reputation INCLUDES exploding iPods - albeit a pretty small number of them. What Apple's trying to do by gagging people whose iPods explode is FALSIFY its reputation; making it appear that the problem doesn't exist.

      I hate to say it but, there appears to be a little wriggling worm at the center of that nice shiny, tasty-looking apple.

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    35. Re:It turned me into a newt! by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      You said: "In this thread already some guy was saying how Apple offered to replace his aging machine with a brand new one for no cost. Now would that happen to any other computer maker?". I said this is common for anything inside the statutory warranty. I also outlined the UK statutory requirements if the product is older but less than 5 years old.

      It is common to replace a product with the current model. The statutory warranty is actually 2 years now (I forgot it had changed) which covers repair or replacement, not partial refund. Usually if it's not something very expensive then you'll get a replacement, and generally that'll be the current model.

      For example when Panasonic couldn't repair my projector they replaced my AX100 with an AX200 as that was the current model.

    36. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would agree with this sentiment, and as someone who owns a lot of Apple gear, I'd add that my experience has been pleasant insofar as the electronics works well, but their customer care leaves much to be desired. I also think Apple's iCulture of iSecrecy has gone iTooFar. The need to control every aspect of the user experience leads Apple to do evil things (whereas Microsoft, on the other hand, is just evil).

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    37. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Given the amount of repair work and parts replacement they did on GP's first computer, they probably offered him the new extended warranty to recoup some of their losses on the work they did for him before (not to mention the new computer they gave him). Apple made no money off GP, even if they did manage to sell him the second warranty.

      Otherwise, you're certainly right. EWP's are offered by companies because in the big picture, they're insanely profitable.

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    38. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Duradin · · Score: 1

      A damaged lithium ion battery exploding is just as unexpected as a gas can exploding after you set a flare next to it and then poke a hole in it.

    39. Re:It turned me into a newt! by nametaken · · Score: 0, Troll

      Customer-centric aura? Apple is among the more notorious customer-hating companies of all time.

      Hermetically sealed machines, chasing down their own fanbois for posting information, regularly silencing critics by force... the list goes on and on. Apple has a SHIT track record, and worst of all, doesn't care.

    40. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever once think that maybe to local computer shop was who you should have been blaming all along. Often the "replacement" systems are referbs from one that has been sent back. So every problem you had after the first was most likely cause by the local computer shop that you praise and not apple. Not an apple person myself, but dealt with similar issues with Compaq who was using Radio Shack to do the repair work. The solution was to have them send me the components and put them in myself.

    41. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's assuming you were born into the Apple Hegemony.

      I personally find OS X to be user unfriendly.

      Finder is the chief offender in making for a User Hostile interface.

    42. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Except that this isn't actually true. You can certainly get a computer for half the price, but it's never the same specs/quality of build, it's always lower. You can spec out comparable Dells, HPs, ThinkPads, whatever, and they always come out to about the same price as the Apple gear. I always used to buy commodity PC stuff, and every time I end up replacing major components (motherboard, ram, power supply, etc) within about three years. True, if I spent more on the PC it would last longer, but then it would cost the same as the Mac.

      The problem with Apple isn't that their stuff is overpriced (it isn't) it's that they don't offer any products at lower price points. Of course, Apple is managing pretty well with this strategy, so you can't fault them for sticking with it.

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    43. Re:It turned me into a newt! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Apple seems pretty good at retail operations, so I imagine they were making the offer in the context of the future, not with attachment to the past (a decent corporate policy will not include the silly mental attachment to sunk costs that we humans are so prone to, and I imagine the extended warranty was offered as a matter of policy, not on a case by case basis).

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    44. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Thats funny, one of my desired specs is not having my hand blown off or burned

    45. Re:It turned me into a newt! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Did you ever once think that maybe to local computer shop was who you should have been blaming all along

      No, why would I think that? I only used them for the last repair. All of the others were handled directly by Apple - I sent the machine in to them via a courier they organised (as I said in my original post).

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    46. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ZeroPly · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've had the opposite experience, personally...

      You bought something from Apple and it didn't burst into flame and/or explode?

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    47. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      I certainly agree... I wasn't an Apple fan before I bought the iMac, but I was looking for a quiet, compact desktop system. Their stuff is gorgeously designed and has a quality feel you can't get with most PC stuff.

      What really convinced me was their official support for Boot Camp. It took the risk out of trying Apple. I started running Parallels, having Windows on one monitor and OSX on the other... now I don't bother, and just run OSX. It was the smartest marketing strategy Apple has had.

      The "OSX Experience" has been very enlightening... not having to fight drivers, viruses, crashing, slowness... maybe I could have bought a computer for 1/2 the price, but it wouldn't have been even 50% as good of an experience.

      You get what you pay for... and I'm sick of the disposable crap that most companies want to sell you these days.

      MadCow.

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    48. Re:It turned me into a newt! by rickb928 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does it ever annoy you when on second down an NFL linebacker tackles a running back behind the line of scrimmage and comes up pumping his fist in the air, as if he single-handedly won the Super Bowl?

      Does it ever bug you when a major league soccer player scores into an empty net and runs the field with their shirt over their head, as if the Copa Mundial is theirs, alone, for eternity?

      And in both cases, they are merely doing their job to expectations?

      We're so ill-served by coporations that when one just does the right thing, we celebrate it as a happening. So much so that we even celebrate when one would offer to fix a problem they know about, have avoided a complete resolution to, and decries their supposed technological brilliance and superior engineering.

      I do this too. My new Bluetooth headset is fritzed. I was honestly suprised the company didn't even squeak, but asked me to mail it back for a new one. I was gassed. Then I realized, hey, they should do that, it was about 3 weeks old. Well, we'll see.

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    49. Re:It turned me into a newt! by teh+kurisu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had an iBook G4 that broke down during its 1 year warranty period. It wouldn't boot at all. I took it to the local Apple Authorised Service Provider and got it repaired. It came back, and worked for a few days, and then the same thing happened again. It went back for repair again, and this time it stayed for weeks. I'm told by the AASP that it went through a couple of motherboards during this time.

      Three weeks after the initial fault, I phoned Apple and asked for a replacement, but was told that there was no way that could happen and I would just have to wait for it to be repaired. I gave the guy an earful before I hung up.

      Four weeks after the initial fault, I phoned again. This time the Apple rep described my situation as 'clearly unacceptable' and immediately offered me the choice of a refund or replacement. (I took the refund and bought the latest higher-spec, lower price iBook, and pocketed the change. It's still going strong today.)

      Sometimes it really does depend on who you get to talk to at the call centre (and this goes for all companies).

    50. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue with what your saying is every other company out there does the same thing. If you run out of stalk of the old product that you need to replace then your only choice is to provide a newer model to the user. I have had this happen a few times with hard drives.
      When you have applecare it requires them to repair or replace if it meets specific requirements just as any other company would

    51. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between buying a product and liking the company. For example I might buy Comcast Cable or Comcast Internet, but it's not by choice. It's because they are the only one who makes that product in my area. I suspect the grandparent was making the point that he doesn't like Apple, but they just happened to have a monopoly on the touch-sensitive media player market at that time.

      Back to the article-

      "They're putting a life sentence on myself, my daughter and Ellie's mum, not to say anything to anyone. If we inadvertently did say anything, no matter what, they would take litigation against us. I thought that was absolutely appalling. We didn't ask for compensation, we just asked for our money back," he added.

      There's more than one way to get back your money. In this situation I'd file a dispute on the original charge through my credit card company.

      If that didn't work, then I'd buy a new iPod from Apple, wait about two months, and then return the exploded iPod to apple for a refund. Apple would probably refuse, so I'd end-up filing a credit card chargeback.

      Eventually I would win, and no I would not sign some confidentiality agreement. My mouth belongs to me - I will maintain my right to speak freely.

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    52. Re:It turned me into a newt! by moondawg14 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Excepting Syrup of Epicac, of course.

    53. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>They consistently make user friendly UI's

      Riiight. Until you try to use a right-button context option like "back" or "forward" or "copy" or "zoom image" while browsing around the web. On a PC it's ridiculously easy with a simple one-handed click, but on my Mac I have to pick-up my keyboard from the floor, hold down the apple key, and then click the mouse.

      User-friendly? No not really. Apple should have quit selling one-button mice with their Macs around 2000, and started including two-button minimum.

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    54. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MindspanConsultants · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you serious? Sure they'll send you a new one... and then another... and yet another, each time your brand new machine fails instead of doing good quality control at the outset. Then when you're one minute beyond the warranty period of the FIRST machine they sent you that was broken, you're SOL. The Internet is filled with Dell nightmares... here's mine: Dell's Quality Control and Service is Total Crap

    55. Re:It turned me into a newt! by SydShamino · · Score: 1
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    56. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>> EWP's are offered by companies because in the big picture, they're insanely profitable.

      That's for sure. My first new car includes a ~$1000 extended warranty, but I never used it. Yes the car did have some initial problems with the ignition wiring, and later with a broken wheel hub recall, but both of those were covered under the standard FREE warranty.

      I basically threw-away one thousand dollars for nothing in return. Pure profit. AppleCare is no different. If I had bought it for my G4 Mac, it would have been pure profit for them since the G4 never broke down.

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    57. Re:It turned me into a newt! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still hold by my original statement, I expect Syrup of Ipecac to make me vomit profusely.

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    58. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>In this thread already some guy was saying how Apple offered to replace his aging machine with a brand new one for no cost.
      >>>

      I'm not impressed. Apple is OBLIGATED by the Extended Warranty contract to repair or replace the broken computer. Yes they did upgrade him to a new machine, but I suspect that's because the old machine is dicontinued so they gave him what was available, and giving new was cheaper than paying technician labor to fix the old. i.e. It was just a business decision.

      If they didn't repair or replace this customer's machine, then they'd get sued for breach-of-contract.

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    59. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't exactly cause "slight" vomiting...

    60. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it failed within 1 year of purchase it would be covered by statutory warranty and Apple would have to repair or replace it

      Not true if the item was abuses. In this case, the iPod was dropped (see TFA).

    61. Re:It turned me into a newt! by TyFoN · · Score: 1

      Apple isn't the only one that replaces with a newer computer, my old acer ferrari (nutfrier) broke down after 3 years and they sent me a new Aspire 6920G that is infinitely(!:D) more powerful and can run all the latest games.

    62. Re:It turned me into a newt! by fedos · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if I'll vomit when using a product then it better be a considerable amount of vomit.

    63. Re:It turned me into a newt! by VoyagerRadio · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think we former/still kinda fanboys of Apple have overlooked and/or dismissed many of the customer service fails our favorite computer company has had over the years. I bought my first Mac from the UCLA computer store back in the mid-90s; the Apple Performa was fine but the Apple monitor was rotten. I took it back to the store and they told me they had it shipped back to Apple. When I got it back, it still had the same problem as before. I wanted so bad for my newfound relationship with Apple (and computers, in general) to work out -- plus, I didn't want to be without a monitor for another couple of weeks -- so I never did pursue this one any further. In fact, I continued to purchase more electronics and software from the UCLA computer store over the years (plus another couple of Macs). A less foolish man might have said, "never again, I'm going PC" -- but I was a fanboy, through and through.

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    64. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I wasn't quite so lucky. They did replace my MBP after their depot process returned it with a new problem 3 consecutive times (within a 2 month window). However, they didn't care that my DVI-video, DVI-VGA and firewire cables all were useless with the new MBP. My biggest concern was not how they dealt with me, but that their depot kept returning the laptop with a new problem. I could cut them some slack, but one problem was a loose screw rattling around. I can't imagine how they would not catch that, as long as they have an inspection process on their fixes. To top it off, they needed my original receipt for Applecare to issue a pro-rated refund for the swapped MBP. After they've depoted it 3 times for repairs and replaced it with a new one, they suddenly need a receipt before they can give me credit for a few months remaining AppleCare?

    65. Re:It turned me into a newt! by IAmAI · · Score: 1

      I was disappointed in the response by Trading Standards, who compared to other consumer protection bodies around the world are generally good eggs:

      "The Trading Standards Institute said that it could not comment on whether such letters were standard across the industry, but that it could understand that Apple would want to protect its reputation by trying to reach a confidential settlement."

      How can there be an incentive to produce safe products if companies like Apple can just cover up such instances? I think they deserve damage to their reputation; hopefully it will teach to ensure that their products are safe.

    66. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      I wonder about Apple's retail operations. They're certainly doing something right, as their stores are always busy to the point of being crowded, but whenever I've gone in to get something looked at, the lineup at the Genius Bar is far too long (i.e. they're taking appointments for the next day). That says that 1) too many users don't know what the fuck they're doing 2) too much of their stuff breaks or 3) they're intentionally understaffing their stores to create lineups. My guess is 1 and 3.

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    67. Re:It turned me into a newt! by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Such settlement terms are par for the course if you sue them. But if you ask for a refund? Just a "Hey, this thing you sold me blew up. Can I have my money back?" incurs a lifetime of legal liability if I tell anyone about it?

      May as well just sue them then, get a judgment, and be able to tell everyone about it. Or tell the world and then demand your refund (which you're still entitled to).

    68. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      I've had the opposite experience, personally...

      I bought a 24" white iMac (2006). It worked perfect up until it was 2.5 years old, when I started having video issues with it. It was under Applecare, so I brought it into the local Apple store, and they fixed it on-site (took a couple days, unfortunately).

      Similar issues re-occured a few days after getting it back, then after a second repair it happened a third time. The computer DID work each time when I got it back, and the symptoms were different each time... so I can't really blame them. They replace all the major componants in the process too.

      However, after 2 repairs and 3 similar faults, they replaced the machine with a brand-new 2009 aluminum iMac - with bigger/better/faster everything. Even the lowest-end machine would have beaten my old one, but they gave me the mid-line one anyways. They even offered this without me pushing. On top, they even gave me a free mini-DVI converter for my second monitor because my old cable was a different plug on the old iMac.

      So - although I agree this incdent looks horrid, I would argue that they're certainly not as bad as the majority of corporations these days. I'm certainly a lot more brand-loyal than I was 6 months ago.

      MadCow.

      I don't find this surprising. One would think that naturally Apple can afford to do things like this because they have their very own tax applied to your original purchase. Your last argument is moot because not many (if any?) other corporations impose their own tax on you for being their customer, thus increasing the price of standard off the shelf parts to the point of ridiculousness.

      Imagine if you paid that tax for elite status, the machine breaks down, they are unable to fix it, and like most other companies offer some sort of trade-in rebate on a new machine. In that case you would probably be asking yourself what the purpose of that tax was, if not making the assumption that it was an elite tax. Which is unfortunate in regards to the majority of people who don't fall into the same category as you.

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    69. Re:It turned me into a newt! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I personally find OS X to be user unfriendly.

      OS-X and Linux are user-friendly, they're just damned particular who they consider friends.

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    70. Re:It turned me into a newt! by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 2, Informative

      Configurable. There are actually 4 active "buttons" on the mighty mouse. In "System Preferences" - you can even launch apps/scripts with a single click...

    71. Re:It turned me into a newt! by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I buy car insurance and have never used it either, except I don't consider it getting nothing in return.

      Depending on the cost of the warranty it may or may not be worth it from a pure financial stand point.

    72. Re:It turned me into a newt! by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      Curious what you mean by "Local computer shop". I guess this is some sort of authorized apple dealer and not an apple store.

    73. Re:It turned me into a newt! by sexconker · · Score: 0

      No, he bought it because it was the only media player that supports tailoring bills. As a duck owner myself, I know how difficult it can be to get bills fitted manually.

    74. Re:It turned me into a newt! by sexconker · · Score: 1

      They just swap out motherboards with others they have lying in the back room. It's all refurbished crap, and that's why you always get recurring problems.

      Getting a free new laptop? You got fucking lucky. Apple Care didn't do shit for my girlfriend's iPod. They simply didn't give a shit.

    75. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say it but, there appears to be a little wriggling worm at the center of that nice shiny, tasty-looking apple.

      Drama queen.

    76. Re:It turned me into a newt! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There is no Apple Store in Wales (where I live). There is one shop that is an authorised Apple repair centre. It's actually not very local - it's in the next city along the coast - but I had a friend who worked there and she dropped the computer in for me. I thought it might be easier than waiting on hold for an hour and then having Apple collect the machine. They've since opened a branch near me, but they don't do repairs in the shop, they send them off and estimate about a 2-3 week turn-around.

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    77. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mal0rd · · Score: 1

      I also had a good experience like this in college. My iBook screen broke. I mailed it in and they fixed it. After a few weeks it stopped powering on. So they fixed it again.

      Then I was sitting cross-legged with my notebook and the angle put too much strain on the ethernet, snapping it off the motherboard.

      I tried to fix it myself with a soldering iron and after I put it back together it didn't work at all.

      So I called and said it was broke - no questions asked, they sent me the latest model. They even let me downgrade from the 14 inch (which was just too big) to the 12 inch and they let me use the difference to get RAM and hard-disk upgrades.

    78. Re:It turned me into a newt! by beowulf · · Score: 1

      Any piece of consumer gear that bursts into flames unexpectedly is fundamentally flawed, and should be replaced without further ado.

      Even a piece of gear that was out of warranty, broken from a fall, and capable of jumping 10 feet straight up into the air before exploding (according to the daughter)?

    79. Re:It turned me into a newt! by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's not the same as customer centric. A company that makes a just barely acceptable product but when there's a problem rolls out the red carpet and makes sure it is repaired or replaced immediately is still customer centric. A company that makes a popular and easy to use product but won't give you the time of day when there's a problem (or worse, threatens you with an army of lawyers if you breath a word about it) is NOT customer centric.

      Ideally, a company will be customer centric AND produce solid products with all the features consumers want.

    80. Re:It turned me into a newt! by sjames · · Score: 1

      I think Apple has a multiple personality disorder. It seems that there are many glowing reports like yours and an equal number of customer service horror stories. It's like there are two different Apples.

    81. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Did you mean au contraire?

    82. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded, except for the hate.

    83. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Soooo.... in addition to the $2000 I just spent on my Mac, I have to go out and buy a third-party multi-button mouse to replace the idiotic one-button mouse Apple gave me.

      Yeah, that's real user-friendly.

      Not.

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    84. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You paid for insurance, their bad design or lack of repairing skill meant they couldn't keep passing you off with a bodged system, and eventually decided to replace your obsolete machine. Guess what? Every fscking product insurance plan does the same thing, they simply don't try and brand is as something else.

    85. Re:It turned me into a newt! by maxume · · Score: 1

      The standard warranty isn't FREE, it is simply built into the base price of the item.

      And even if it is government mandated (there are often minimum warranty periods for new goods), you can be sure as shit that the company is factoring the cost of warranty service into the price that they are willing to offer the item at.

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    86. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I buy car insurance and have never used it either, except I don't consider it getting nothing in return.

      I don't have any car insurance (except the legal minimum). If an appliance like a computer or car dies, it's typically cheaper to just junk it (or sell it for parts) and buy a new one. Insurance is the more-expensive option: ~$1500 a year times 20 years accident free == $30,000 wasted if I had gone that route.

      A replacement car costs a mere $14,000 new, or $3000 used.

      I prefer my method of dealing with broken appliances since it's cheaper than insurance.

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    87. Re:It turned me into a newt! by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. The standard mouse since 2005 is called Mighty Mouse and has 4 configurable buttons - although you can't visually distinguish them (that actually is a flaw). Prices start at $999 for a MacBook, not $2000.

      I still prefer working on my Ubuntu desktop and laptop, though.

    88. Re:It turned me into a newt! by swb · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Ethernet jack on my 1st gen Intel Macbook went south after 9 months.

      The connector was bad because any cable would work as long as it was held with upward tension, but without the tension on the jack would fail.

      The Apple store told me they would need the computer for a few days for testing and that if they found something wrong they would fix it, but it would probably be gone for a week or maybe even two.

      After a year and a half, my Dell Vostro had power button problem (machine would only turn on without the battery plugged in and ignoring some weird self-test error). I called Dell and had a technician with all the replacement parts AT MY HOUSE at 6:30 PM the next day.

      Please don't tell me about how great Apple's service is. I personally would love a MacBook for consulting as I run into Mac stuff often enough that it would help a great deal. But at their prices and with their service, I can't afford to have two Macs so one can go away to the alchemy repair shop for a couple of weeks.

    89. Re:It turned me into a newt! by MightyE · · Score: 1

      The Mighty Mouse is made by Apple, and typically included by default with most non-laptop purchases (unless you specifically remove it from your configuration). If you got the mouse from Apple in the past four years (four years yesterday in fact, according to the Wikipedia article), you already have right-click, you might just not have turned it on in System Preferences -> Keyboard & Mouse.

      You can even define the behavior of the 3rd & 4th buttons. If you have a laptop, you can enable right-clicking on the trackpad (2 fingers on the pad and click, or if you use tap clicking, tap 2 fingers).

      Personally though I don't care for the mighty mouse, I tend to prefer Logitech mice.

    90. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      If that didn't work, then I'd buy a new iPod from Apple, wait about two months, and then return the exploded iPod to apple for a refund. Apple would probably refuse, so I'd end-up filing a credit card chargeback.

      Then Apple tells the credit card company that no, you didn't try to return that second iPod you bought, the serial number of the one you tried to return didn't match, and you don't get the money back.

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    91. Re:It turned me into a newt! by feandil · · Score: 1

      please, don't try to sound educated if you don't do it properly. it's "au contraire"

    92. Re:It turned me into a newt! by moondawg14 · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPICAC_(short_story)

      Stupid Kurt Vonnegut, messing up my spelling!

      Thank you, sir, for elevating the joke and not (explicitly) correcting my spelling!

    93. Re:It turned me into a newt! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Apple is not original in this one, the car companies pioneered this. Followed closely by the insurance/Medical industry. Is it any wonder that lawyers get around.

    94. Re:It turned me into a newt! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple's business model seems to be to produce things that people really want, but then screw them as much as possible for every penny they can get once they own one. A lot of companies look for ways to make more money once you own the product, but it seems that Apple is a lot more evil than most.

      All the people I work with have iPhones, and at first I though I'd quite like to own one. Actually, I still would, if they worked as well as they should. Problem is, all of them now have very poor battery life and would either have to rely on some cheap replacement battery kit off eBay and pry the thing open, or pay Apple a silly amount to get a new one fitted.

      Then there are the software updates, which seem to have changed the way basic stuff works and has them cursing it constantly. Most phone manufacturers only do bug fix and security updates, so the phone you buy has the features it has and works the way it works, and never changes. Apple treat the iPhone more like a PC, where you get constant updates and things change in annoying ways but there is little you can do about it (the transparent menu bar in Leopard or WGA in Windows, for example).

      Having to install iTunes on Windows is a big turn off too. The default install gives you iTunes, Quicktime, Apple Software Update and it's associated service, Bonjour (network media sharing), the Apple Mobile Device service, the iPod service, the DNS Resolver Service (wtf, Windows can resolve DNS), the iTunes Helper task and the iPod helper task. iTunes also refuses to play anything other than AAC or MP3, despite the codecs being available, and instead converts every file to AAC. I can understand it doing that when transferring to the iPod, but why do it when you just want it on your PC? Even asshats like Adobe and Real are not as evil as Apple when it comes to bloat.

      There are lots of other issues I could harp on about, but the bottom line is none of them will get a new 3GS at the end of their contracts. Windows Mobile may not be as flashy, but it is more open and the phones better spec'ed. I'm the same, after the experience I had with my 3rd gen iPod I'd never buy another one.

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    95. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Znork · · Score: 1

      I'm frankly surprised that they're still allowed to sell li-ion batteries. Vent with flame is starting to look like a standard mode of operation for them, and it's certainly not limited to some few manufacturers.

      They're a good argument for legislating the use of standardized and exchangeable batteries. Consumers really should have the choice to power their appliances and gadgets with the less incendiary options.

    96. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It used to be that every time I did something on our Mac I'd end up swearing at it. Lately, though, I think instead "Now how could I move this to Linux?" Lots of times this is very difficult because of proprietary applications with proprietary formats...but I've made a start.

      What's a good application for creating scallops and binding them to a circular path in an svg format file? (I.e., I'm having trouble doing that in Inkscape.)

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    97. Re:It turned me into a newt! by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      The iPod was dropped because there was smoke coming out of it!

    98. Re:It turned me into a newt! by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      Apple is like, holding your dick so you can piss right? But what you didn't notice, because you were too happy that your dick was even getting touched, is that they got their other hand on your balls and can just rip them off when necessary. Microsoft just fucks you in the ass, and for some guys that feels good you know?

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    99. Re:It turned me into a newt! by jazzkat · · Score: 1

      C64L,

      What happens if the brakes on your car fail and as a result, two other cars are wrecked in the accident? Undoubtedly the property damage and medical bills would be far higher than your state limits. Do you have deep enough pockets to reimburse the other drivers for the difference between your policy limits and the damage amounts?

      Are you prepared to file bankruptcy when the other guy's insurance company sues you for what they have to cover, over and above your policy limits (assuming he claims on his uninsured motorist policy)?

      Having state minimum coverage is nothing to brag about. The difference in price between state minimum coverage and a more responsible amount - say half a million dollars - is negligible if you have a clean record. It's irresponsible of you to make others on the road accept the financial risk of you causing an accident, just to save a few bucks. You shouldn't be on the road if the only amount you're willing to insure yourself for, is state minimum.

    100. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Trading Standards Institute said that it could not comment on whether such letters were standard across the industry, but that it could understand that Apple would want to protect its reputation by trying to reach a confidential settlement."

      Fuck that shit entirely! Protecting its reputation by reaching a confidential settlement is far worse than "protection". It's actively attempting to deceive customers about Apple's quality control.

      And the main reason for a confidential settlement is to prevent the next claimant from finding out what was previously considered a reasonable settlement award. It's also well-known that two different offers are usually made for settlement -- one is for a given amount if the plaintiff is willing to accept a sealed judgment. The second offer, much lower, is if the plaintiff declines to have the settlement sealed. It's like publishing a catalog without prices and charging the customer according to your estimate of his ability to pay.It also allows the company to make the fatuous claim that "they admit to no wrongdoing".

      In short, they're a bunch of duplicitous assholes.

    101. Re:It turned me into a newt! by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Hands down the worst analogy I've seen on slashdot.

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    102. Re:It turned me into a newt! by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      I aim to please ;p

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    103. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      The laptops still have only one button - I have one still, but its the one reason I'll never get another one.

    104. Re:It turned me into a newt! by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      I had a twelve-inch iBook with a G3 processor. After sending it to Apple twice because of an issue that Iater realized was graphics coprocessor delamination, they replaced it with a shiny new G4 model. I am typing on that very machine right now. It has had zero problems, like all the other Macs I've own except that one iBook, and I use computers for years (I've had 5 since 1988, not counting two old beaters I bought just to play with), since I don't give a damn about video game performance.

    105. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You just have to make sure the explosion made the serial number unreadable.

    106. Re:It turned me into a newt! by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      I think 3 oversimplifies it a bit, and it should read more like 3) they're only willing to staff up to a certain point for a free troubleshooting service.

      I don't think they want lineups at the "here's where people stand in line for problems with our product" counter, I think they want them at the "here's where people stand in line to willingly hand over big cash for our cool shit" counter.

    107. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure that's "au contraire".

    108. Re:It turned me into a newt! by JobyOne · · Score: 1

      I think it also has something to do with the fact that face-to-face techs are actually trained (however poorly), while phone techs seem to mostly just be reading lines out of a troubleshooting wizard-type-app.

      I once called Dell support and said "hey, my backlight is out on my screen, I need someone to come replace it." And the guy said "well, let's run through some quick checks." Two hours and countless stupid troubleshooting steps later (Is the power light on? Is it plugged in? Have you tried rebooting?, he said "looks like your backlight is out, we'll send someone to replace it." I said "yeah, that's what I said when I called."

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    109. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      And for the purpose of balance I offer my experience with Dells. I am responsible for purchasing hardware at several schools.

      I have bought over a hundered now, both laptops and desktops. Failiures, 1 desktop needed a new mother board. Thats is all the failiures.

      Even the now 4 year old cheap low end laptops are still going fine.

      No complaints here.

      And THAT is the problem with anecdotal evidence, there is always someone who has has a different expeience.

      So rant on Ray, but remember, you just might have been unlucky!

    110. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      You want a story about another manufaturer.

      Recently I had problems with a Samsung 19" analog TV/monitor. When it was not fixed within 2 months
      they replaced it with a 22" digital model.

      I was very impressed. Apple is not the only company to give good service, despite the fanboi claims.

    111. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Bloody hell, it exploded for goodness sake.

      Are you saying that a portable product that explodes when dropped is OK?

      Note how the fanboys are posting AC a lot on this thread eh?

    112. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Just as dropping a portable device and having it explode is unexpected! Point being portabole devices WILL get dropped and should not expode afterwards.

    113. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The problem with Apple isn't that their stuff is overpriced (it isn't) it's that they don't offer any products at lower price points.

      I dunno... two years ago, when I was looking for a new laptop, I could get a baseline MacBook Pro, or I could get a Dell with nearly identical specs (missing webcam, but it had a better video card and higher screen resolution) for $600 cheaper.

      One year ago, when I was telling people what I just told you, I looked up Dell's prices for laptops equivalent to Apple's then-current baseline MBP, and Dell was (again) $600 cheaper.

      This year, when I was telling someone what I just told you, I looked up Dell's prices for laptops equivalent to Apple's current baseline MacBook Pro, and Dell was $300 cheaper. That's in line with Apple's recent price reductions, more or less.

      Take from that what you will. Maybe I'm just better than most people at finding good deals on Dell laptops through their website... or maybe you just need to admit that Apple laptops are more expensive.

      I'm not saying you don't get anything for that price increase, if you like magnetic power connectors or whatever, or if you think OSX is really worth that $300 price hike. (But heaven forbid Microsoft charge $300 for Windows; that would be evil.)

      I'm just saying that it's factually incorrect (if not deliberately deceptive) to say that Apple doesn't charge more than their competitors for equivalent laptops.

    114. Re:It turned me into a newt! by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      Except that this isn't actually true. You can certainly get a computer for half the price, but it's never the same specs/quality of build, it's always lower. You can spec out comparable Dells, HPs, ThinkPads, whatever, and they always come out to about the same price as the Apple gear. I always used to buy commodity PC stuff, and every time I end up replacing major components (motherboard, ram, power supply, etc) within about three years. True, if I spent more on the PC it would last longer, but then it would cost the same as the Mac.

      The problem with Apple isn't that their stuff is overpriced (it isn't) it's that they don't offer any products at lower price points. Of course, Apple is managing pretty well with this strategy, so you can't fault them for sticking with it.

      Except that it is actually true. You show me a Mac at a given price point and I will show you a system around 1/2 the cost that will last just as long. I wasn't even talking about Laptops, but if you want to talk laptops, the price difference is may be slightly less drastic.

      If you bought commodity PC stuff and replace major components in three years, you're buying the wrong stuff. I've been buying commodity components for the better part of 25+ years and very rarely do I have a part fail before it becomes obsolete, and even then I have cards sitting in a bin in the closet that are 15+ years old and still work (An S3 graphics card comes immediately to mind).

      Lets talk about laptops, since that seems to be what you focused on. I will partially agree that commodity laptops fail before their time on occasions beyond what's reasonable, at least in my experience. However, for half the cost, I wouldn't really complain. If you spend an equivalent amount on a laptop, the cost is slightly cheaper with the same build quality. So yes, your argument carries a little more weight in the laptop arena, but then again, why would I spend extra on a Mac just to put another OS on it? Sorry, but OSX as a selling point is a non-starter for so many reasons.

      So again, you're back to the fact that equivalent hardware costs less (not 1/2 in the case of laptops) as the Mac version for no valid reason.

    115. Re:It turned me into a newt! by hey! · · Score: 1

      That's design; not service.

      The only way to make money with a device you sell for under $500 is the customers almost never call.

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    116. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I had a Logitech USB headset stop working. I called, they simply mailed me a new one for free without asking for the old one in return. The new one lasted quite a while longer than the old one.

    117. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Delivering products that have the consumer in mind, and having corporate policies that also have the consumer in mind are two entirely different things! I'm sorry, Apple fans, but Apple is just as hognoxious as Microsoft in many respects. Better quality products? Sure, I suppose. Less bloodthirsty management? Nope.

      Sorry, only someone who is an MS fan, or ignorant of what MS has done to the entire industry would compare the too. Sure, apple has done a lot of shit stuff, and this is one good example of that. But Microsoft has destroyed corporations through dodgy practices, forced us all to pay for there OS whether we want to use it or not, constrained entire industries to using there shitty browser ie6, and they are still stuck with it. Broken standards all over the place, tried to enforce those standards everywhere, lied, stolen, kidnapped (probably) to get where they are today. They are certainly the most ruthless company in the IT world.

    118. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      When I bought my laptop from Dell, I neglected to choose the higher screen resolution (since their "WSXGA+"-type markings are hardly clear about what resolution you're getting), and I wasn't really in the mood to stick with 1280x800. So I called and asked if I could exchange the laptop for one with the specs I had intended to buy, paying the difference.

      Instead, they shipped me the upgraded model at no additional charge, along with a prepaid return shipping label for the one I was going to return. Basically they gave me a $100 discount even though I was the one that screwed up (their website was at least partially to blame, but I'm certainly intelligent enough to know I should double-check things like that).

      So there's a good experience with Dell for you to keep in mind.

      I also have an 8-year-old Dell desktop (P4, 128MB RAM) that's still chugging along. Its processor fan died about six years in, but that's not surprising. I think a power surge was involved there (it ran without a surge protector for a long time), but I can't be sure, as I wasn't around when it happened.

      My now-two-year-old Dell laptop still works quite well (in Linux, anyway, Windows seems to be finnicky nowadays), and I've been somewhat abusive to it (unintentionally, that is).

      I've had Dell replace parts on a machine, back when I worked on campus. One replacement was all it took.

      I'm not saying your experience is invalid... I'm just saying that where anecdotal evidence is concerned, we all need a heavy dose of "YMMV". Yes, the internet is filled with Dell nightmares, but keep these things in mind:

      a) People tend to exaggerate their bad customer service experiences when they're relatively anonymous online,
      b) The people who have had good experiences rarely speak as often or as loudly as the others,
      c) If your bad experiences reflected the majority of peoples' experience with Dell, Dell wouldn't be in business anymore, because most people learn from getting screwed over, and they tell their friends.

      On-topic, and related: Apple spends a lot of money (and gag orders) keeping the general public happy with their products. We have no way of knowing what percentage of people are actually displeased with Apple, what percentage don't care one way or another, and what percentage love Apple no matter what unpleasant things they find Apple doing in their backyard.

      Dell doesn't do this quite as much. Their profit margins are presumably lower (statistic pulled out of a hat), so it's not surprising. That will happen when much of your core business is the lower-end computer market (and no, the Mac Mini doesn't count).

    119. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Apple better watch this type of behavior; there's only so much fanboys will overlook.

      I wouldn't be so sure. A friend of mine - who I generally consider level-headed - just demonstrated how much of a fanboy he really is when I showed him some articles about iPhone development shenanigans.

      While he agrees Apple could do better, he thinks most of the complaints (e.g. excessive NDAs, ridiculous inconsistencies in the approval process, the inability to share ideas with other developers, the high cost of entry to iPhone development, etc.) are crap.

      If those complaints are crap, I'm not sure what is left to improve...

    120. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Maybe you just pick the shittiest laptops on Dell's site:

      Dell Latitude = $1559.00
      MacBook Pro = $1699.00

      A hundred dollars difference, and the MacBook Pro uses DDR3 while the Dell Latitude uses DDR2.

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    121. Re:It turned me into a newt! by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      I picked laptops because it's the only place where you can make reasonable comparisons. I did the comparison between a Dell Latitude and a Macbook Pro elsewhere, if you care to you can go check it out. As for comparing desktops, there's just no way to do it reasonably. How do you compare a Mac Mini or an iMac to an HP atx box? You can't (at least, not if you're being honest with yourself. You may have noticed in my post up the tree there that I pointed out that Apple's product line was missing products at lower price points, and that's why.

      You may not place any value in a smaller footprint or an all-in-one (and frankly, I'd rather that Apple provided a mid-range headless desktop), but the fact is that they are built differently and use different (and more expensive) components than a desktop. This makes it hard to compare prices in any reasonable manner.

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    122. Re:It turned me into a newt! by macshit · · Score: 1

      This is not unusual for companies that position themselves as high end brands. If you can pull it off, pretend you are going to buy a Cartier watch in a Cartier store and they'll outfit you with a Cohiba to smoke and some high end scotch to drink while you make up your mind. Free shoe shine. Ridiculous stuff.

      It all kinda makes sense. Everybody, including the people who buy that stuff, knows that you're paying for a lot more than just the number of diamonds on your watch or the quality of construction. You're paying for an image (from other people's point of view), and for a "self image" (how the company makes you feel about yourself). Some people wanna feel like royalty and are willing to pay for others to make them feel that way. Fair enough. The markup is enough to cover it, and the greater the markup, the longer they can maintain the illusion.

      The thing about Apple though, is that (1) computers are a lot more complex and in the end have many more practical issues, and (2) they're not really high end like Cartier or whoever, they're more like a solid middle. The markup really isn't enough to maintain the illusion too far.

      [I loooove just walking through the high-end watch floor in places like Mitsukoshi head store (Japanese department store). There are like 10 salespeople for ever customer, and they are utterly perfect -- they will not bother you unless you want to be bothered (and then they're at your side in a flash, and helpful without being pushy), and yet still manage to make you feel like a king (walking down the aisle with a row of impeccably dressed salespeople bowing -- perfectly -- as you pass....)]

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    123. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Sorry, only someone who is an MS fan, or ignorant of what MS has done to the entire industry would compare the too.

      I'm neither. But I'm also not willing to give Apple a free pass just because they're less evil. Apple does not play nice.

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    124. Re:It turned me into a newt! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Hands down the worst analogy I've seen on slashdot.

      That may be, but I damn sure got a laugh out of it.

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    125. Re:It turned me into a newt! by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If you try the Small Business section of Dell's website you'll get a better price.

      Don't blame me for Dell's slothfulness in changing their laptops to DDR3 :P Apple's own switch was relatively recent, if memory serves.

    126. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple of Life and the Apple of Knowledge?

    127. Re:It turned me into a newt! by wazza · · Score: 1

      We're getting way offttopic here, but - ouch! Dare I ask what you're insuring that costs $1500/year?

      Even in Australia, that's the sort of money required to insure a sports car. Or a regular car, if you're 19 years old :>

    128. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      would agree with this sentiment, and as someone who owns a lot of Apple gear, I'd add that my experience has been pleasant insofar as the electronics works well, but their customer care leaves much to be desired. I also think Apple's iCulture of iSecrecy has gone iTooFar.

      Then why keep buying from them?

      When you purchase a product from a company this means that you purchase (and approve of) their support policies. It's not good enough to say well I like company X's product but their support and QA is terrible. I will not buy expensive electronics without the piece of mind that broken components will be fixed and that it has undergone proper development and QA.

      The need to control every aspect of the user experience leads Apple to do evil things (whereas Microsoft, on the other hand, is just evil).

      You have this backwards. MS is motivated only by greed which is not intrinsically evil. MS's evil results entirely from their greed, if saving kittens and giving out flowers was highly profitable then Microsoft would be the worlds largest kitten recovery and floral distribution operation on earth. Whereas Apple seeks control over its products and its customers, which is an exclusively evil act.

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    129. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      OS-X and Linux are user-friendly,

      OSX and Linux are nothing alike. Especially in the UI area. Linux GUI's like Ubuntu/Fedora are easy for an Windows user to move to as they have the same logical structure, Linux CLI is very familiar to sysadmins. OSX can lay claim to either, it has sacrificed logical function/structure for aesthetics.

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    130. Re:It turned me into a newt! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I go through a lot of Apple hardware in the course of my business. Any time I have a problem I try to walk into an Apple store to get it taken care of. Their face to face CS is excellent,

      Here's where your creditability goes out the window. Why the hell do you need face to face contact with a Customer Support rep for a warranty repair. It should be Next Business Day (NBD) on-site for businesses (at the very worst I expect collect and return). Apple's warranty support is the most business unfriendly I've ever had to deal with. Their advice is "just take it to an Apple store" which has two very important flaws, 1. why should I have to take time out of my workday to do this, I'm busy, I bill out for A$175 an hour and I paid for Apple to support me. 2. the nearest Apple store is 5000 KM away. Dell, Toshiba, Lenovo, Acer, Asus, Benq and even that paragon of customer service Sony have on-site and collect and return centres in Perth that are capable of NBD support.

      I don't deal with Customer Service/Support officers face to face, I deal with them over the phone or even email. With Dell's business line support (Vostro, Latitude, Precision) I fill out a form on the Dell site and they call me, normally within 2 or 3 hours. After that their 24 hour window to fix it opens.

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    131. Re:It turned me into a newt! by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>What happens if the brakes on your car fail and... accident?

      What if I acquire Swine Flu and die before I pass my genes to my kids? What if I have a heart attack? What if a meteorite falls from the sky and hits me on the head? What if my house catches fire and turns me into a charcoal critter? Life is risky. Face facts. "If you can't handle a bloody nose maybe you should have stayed home."

      >>>Do you have deep enough pockets to reimburse the other drivers

      Yes because all the money I did not spend making the Insurance company's CEO rich is in my bank. So in the very unlikely even that I cause an accident, I can afford to buy the driver another car and fix his broken arm.

      Insurance is just a scam to suck money from your wallet to the CEO and other managers' wallets. Don't fall for the scam.

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    132. Re:It turned me into a newt! by jazzkat · · Score: 1

      >>>What happens if the brakes on your car fail and... accident?

      What if I acquire Swine Flu and die before I pass my genes to my kids... if my house catches fire and turns me into a charcoal critter? Life is risky. Face facts. "If you can't handle a bloody nose maybe you should have stayed home."

      But there's a problem. In each of those cases, the entire risk falls on your shoulders - if any of those bad things occur, it's only you who suffers. In the case of car insurance, you are pushing a higher risk onto those who are driving around you. If something bad occurs in your car, then there are others besides yourself who will have to deal with the consequences. Your idealism is increasing the risk born to others.

      >>>Do you have deep enough pockets to reimburse the other drivers

      Yes because all the money I did not spend making the Insurance company's CEO rich is in my bank... Insurance is just a scam to suck money from your wallet to the CEO.

      Ok, let me get this straight. You're willing to risk, say, half a million dollars of your own money simply to avoid paying the insurance company $1200 per year? How does that make sense? It would make sense if the $1200 were to go to meteorite insurance (or insurance for something else just as unlikely to occur), but car-related calamities occur much more often, no matter how safe we like to think we are.

      You should really put your money where your mouth is and drop your insurance altogether. In its place, just buy a surety bond from the state - in Ohio IIRC if you buy a $30k surety bond you are considered to be 'self insured'. After all, if you don't want to give your money to the insurance CEO's you shouldn't give *any* money to the insurance CEO's.

    133. Re:It turned me into a newt! by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      But we are talking about commodity components, not pre-built systems if we are talking about desktops. You can't buy a good pre-built system - they simply don't make them. You can get boutique built systems that are good, but they tend to be Apple-Expensive.

      You can easily compare a Mac desktop to a commodity built system... just pick the same parts. Price = 1/2. You're paying 2x the cost for the OS and the little DRM chip that lets it run. It's an Apple tax, just like the Microsoft tax, just a hell of a lot more.

      So I just priced out a Lenovo Thinkpad vs a MacBook Pro. For essentially the same laptop, the Lenovo was about $450 cheaper - no small chunk of change. For the SAME price as the MacBook, I could get a far superior Lenovo in terms of performance and storage. The CPU could be upgraded to a quad core (not even offered on the Mac), the hard drive could be upgraded to a 7200 rpm or a solid state, could add a pantone color sensor and a Wacom digitizing tablet. These options aren't even offered on the Mac, and at a higher price point. If you wanted to go more budget, you could get that price down more than $400, but the Lenovo's are arguably one of the better built laptops on the market today, so going with your assertion that MacBook build quality is top notch (I won't argue with it, they seem decent from the few times I used them) - the Lenovo is comparable.

      Now, lets say you want to be safe, lets add AppleCare into the bunch - this gives you 3 years of P/L warranty. For the same coverage on the Lenovo? $101. So now the price difference is $700. Over $3200 for a 17" MacBook or $2500 for a Lenovo. 1/2 the price? No, not in the laptop arena, but $700 can buy you a pretty nice "backup" notebook - however, the extended Warranty on the Lenovo is Next Business day replacement - does Applecare offer that? Or do you have to wait until they fix it at their leisure?

    134. Re:It turned me into a newt! by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      That's some expensive car insurance you're buying. The other problem is that you're only looking at the cost of replacing your car. What about the other car if you're at fault? Medical injuries?

    135. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The laptops still have only one button

      And the Control-key is less than a pinky away from that button, and doesn't move much from there, if at all.

      Not to mention the two-finger-click on the last couple of generations of MacBooks

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    136. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The iPod was dropped because there was smoke coming out of it!

      Nope.

      Ken Stanborough, 47, from Liverpool, dropped his 11-year-old daughter Ellieâ(TM)s iPod Touch last month. âoeIt made a hissing noise,â he said. âoeI could feel it getting hotter in my hand, and I thought I could see vapourâ. Mr Stanborough said he threw the device out of his back door, where âoewithin 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the airâ.

      It makes no sense to assume that "dropped" and "threw the device out of his back door" (unless you have an agenda).

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    137. Re:It turned me into a newt! by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      The GP said dropped, I was just replying to that. My point is that it hit the ground because there was smoke ('vapour' apparently) coming out of it, which is a reasonable reaction when a piece of consumer electronics does that. It still shouldn't explode whether thrown or not. Break yes, explode no.

    138. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      That's nice for anyone who buys another one ;). I still think its retarded.

      Its not a pinky away btw - the *only* control button is on the left hand side of the keyboard and I use the touchpad with my right hand. So yes - I have to mouse with two hands on my mac powerbook.

    139. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      It might also depend on *when* you call. The Apple Care reps in Australia used to have monthly quotas/budgets for free repairs/replacement machines, if you got them early in the budget period you were far more likely to get a good outcome than if you were late in the budget period.

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    140. Re:It turned me into a newt! by Zey · · Score: 1

      ``[...] I believe you get 3 months of AppleCare Protection or whatever when you buy Mac from them.``

      A barest minimum 3 month warranty, eh? Now that's confidence in the quality of your product!

      If computers were cars, and Apple Macs were BMWs, I think I might stick to the Hyundai with the 5 year warranty ;-).

  3. What was that diturbance in the Force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, at least they're not Microsoft. Or something.

    It's as if a billion Fanboys all cried out at once.

    1. Re:What was that diturbance in the Force? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 5, Funny

      and were suddenly silenced... by a gag order.

    2. Re:What was that diturbance in the Force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will not be suddely silenced, will they?

    3. Re:What was that diturbance in the Force? by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      We need a tag where you can mark something as "Funnier than parent". ;)

    4. Re:What was that diturbance in the Force? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      ..and when that failed, they were silenced by small but potent explosive devices planted by Apple in each of their pockets.

    5. Re:What was that diturbance in the Force? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      You mispelled "Disturbance" in the title making it sound like you had a speech impediment. Which somehow made it much more hilarious.

  4. Picture by abigsmurf · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 11 year old wearing such heavy makeup (lipstick, mascara and other stuff I'm too manly to admit to knowing the names of) is far more worrying than the burnt out ipod she's holding

    1. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you never been to England then?

      make-up seems to be compulsory part of the school uniform from the age of 8 upwards

    2. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I take it you never been to England then?

      make-up seems to be compulsory part of the school uniform from the age of 8 upwards

      I welcome anything that takes your eyes off their teeth.

    3. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This thread carries the Pedobear Seal of Approval.

    4. Re:Picture by cptdondo · · Score: 3, Informative

      You must not have seen heavy makeup.... Try any of Avril Lavigne's followers.

      Anyway, that's obviously a staged shot, so the makeup was applied by the photographer's studio. Not surprising. Heck, I've had more than that pancaked on my face - when they were doing marketing shots for a control panel I built. (And, yes, I'm a middle aged guy.)

      What does that have to do with the ipod?

    5. Re:Picture by funkatron · · Score: 1

      It's an attempt to look older and it's hardly surprising when looking like a teenager means that you're threatening and therefore deserve an ASBO.

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    6. Re:Picture by synthesizerpatel · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think Homer put the make-up shotgun on 'whore'.

    7. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw the article. 11 year old ? Lipstick ? Wtf ?

    8. Re:Picture by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw the article. 11 year old ? Lipstick ? Wtf ?

      If it's hot pink, it's probably bubblegum flavored. What, no preteen daughter/niece??

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    9. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just glad we don't have big eyes...

    10. Re:Picture by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      Are you the inventor of the world famous gay panel ?

      Why was this modded -1 Troll? I was laughing my ass off :O

    11. Re:Picture by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Why would their teeth be touching your eyes? That's just Naaasty.

    12. Re:Picture by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I think she's cute. She could grow up to be one of those models who show off cellphones in Siemens commercials.

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    13. Re:Picture by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, different people obviously have very different senses of humor. I just found it incomprehensible. It might have been modded troll because there wasn't a -1 Stupid modification. Then again....

      What's a "gay panel"? (I'm not really that curious, but if I knew this I might have a clue as to why either you laughed or the other modded him troll.)

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    14. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You insensitive clod! Now I have to read the article.

  5. Is this uncommon? by Shag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Times has learnt that the company would offer the family a full refund only if they were willing to sign a settlement form. The proposed agreement left them open to legal action if they ever disclosed the terms of the settlement.

    I don't see where it says they can't say the iPod exploded.

    I do see where it says they can't disclose the terms of the settlement, which is absolutely normal and common as far as settlement language goes.

    Was there something newsworthy here that I missed?

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    1. Re:Is this uncommon? by mdwh2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never heard of anyone having to sign anything when given a refund (for whatever reason), let alone not being able to tell anyone about the simple existence of it (see later - it's not just the terms, but "agree that you will keep the terms and existence of this settlement agreement completely confidential").

      Did anyone claim "they can't say the iPod exploded"?

      Was there something newsworthy here that I missed?

      I find it ironic that when there'd bad publicity for Apple, we hear pleading that it's not newsworthy. Well, every Iphone story we get day after day isn't really newsworthy - the Apple publicity works both ways.

    2. Re:Is this uncommon? by rishistar · · Score: 1

      I don't see where it says they can't say the iPod exploded.

      From TFA:
      âoeIt made a hissing noise,â he said. âoeI could feel it getting hotter in my hand, and I thought I could see vapourâ. Mr Stanborough said he threw the device out of his back door, where âoewithin 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the airâ.

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    3. Re:Is this uncommon? by funkatron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Times has learnt that the company would offer the family a full refund only if they were willing to sign a settlement form. The proposed agreement left them open to legal action if they ever disclosed the terms of the settlement.

      I don't see where it says they can't say the iPod exploded.

      I do see where it says they can't disclose the terms of the settlement, which is absolutely normal and common as far as settlement language goes.

      Was there something newsworthy here that I missed?

      Even if a gag order is a normal part of a settlement, it is an unwanted part and an indication of a business which does not value its consumers. A business to asking someone to keep quiet in order to have a problem resolved is pretty arrogant.

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    4. Re:Is this uncommon? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I see that it exploded :) Where does anyone claim that the terms stated he wouldn't be able to say it exploded?

    5. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've never heard of anyone having to sign anything when given a refund (for whatever reason)

      That's because they've upheld their end of the bargain.

    6. Re:Is this uncommon? by Shag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A business to asking someone to keep quiet in order to have a problem resolved is pretty arrogant.

      To honest consumers like you and me and them? Sure. But the article notes that this is more common on older iPods (imagine that - fancy newfangled batteries are more prone to trouble as they get older?) and from a corporate lawyer's viewpoint, having settlements and their terms made public only increases the risk of people running 250V through their years-old iPods in hopes of getting a shiny new one.

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    7. Re:Is this uncommon? by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does seem like it was a standard settlement boilerplate, and the family misinterpreted it. Mind you, companies are happy to barf legalese at us when we can misunderstand it in their favour, so I'm happy to see someone misunderstand that legalese in a way that harms a company's PR.

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    8. Re:Is this uncommon? by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      having settlements and their terms made public only increases the risk of people running 250V through their years-old iPods in hopes of getting a shiny new one.

      There'll be even more people doing that, now that it's on the national news :)

    9. Re:Is this uncommon? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Right here:

      "They're putting a life sentence on myself, my daughter and Ellie's mum, not to say anything to anyone. If we inadvertently did say anything, no matter what, they would take litigation against us. I thought that was absolutely appalling.

      The father says "not to say anything to anyone". If you're familiar with logic, you'll note that the phrase "exploding ipod" is a subset of "anything". Basically, the guy and his daughter are acting hysterically, Apple gives them what they asked for (a refund) and since it was presumably outside of warranty they asked them not to talk about the settlement. I hate this kind of thing, but I do believe that this is a standard practice for settlements outside of court for ANY company not just Apple. The father is now reacting hysterically to this statement and the reporter has picked up on it in order to get some press.

      But sensationalist headlines and bogus stories against companies like Apple who favor the democratic party are typical for "news" organizations like the Times and Fox who are both owned by News Corporation, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

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    10. Re:Is this uncommon? by lalena · · Score: 1

      Your iPod explodes and Apple's settlement is a new iPod. To get the new iPod you have to sign an agreement allowing you to be sued if you tell anyone about the exploding iPod.

      Why wouldn't this make them "act hysterically"?
      You know Apple spent 10 times more than the cost of the iPod writing and delivering the legal papers that they were asked to sign. The new iPod should be a given. The legal documents would only make sense if there was added incentive to keep quiet.
      I wouldn't be suprised if Apple spent hundreds of thousands of dollars a year paying people to look for good & bad press about their company on sites like this one. $200 for hush money is a joke and an insult, and the family in this case knows it.

    11. Re:Is this uncommon? by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      If you're familiar with logic, you'll note that the phrase "exploding ipod" is a subset of "anything".

      Perhaps, but a lawyer would still plead you ended up with "nothing" so you could talk about it.

    12. Re:Is this uncommon? by LuvlyOvipositor · · Score: 1

      I propose a new /. law:

      Anything pro Apple/linux/democrat or anti microsoft/republican is both trustworthy and newsworthy.
      Anything anti Apple/linux/democrat or pro microsoft/republican is clearly sensational and fabricated.

      Bonus points if you can slip in a reference which puts the blame solely on Bush (or any past/present/future president).

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    13. Re:Is this uncommon? by xaxa · · Score: 2, Informative

      since it was presumably outside of warranty

      UK law requires the product to last longer than the manufacturer's warrenty. (And the article doesn't say how old it was anyway.)

      The Times isn't regarded as sensationalist in the UK (perhaps this is only relative to what we do regard as sensationalist, i.e. Daily Mail, Daily Express etc)

    14. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I thought it was a very disturbing letter,â said Mr Stanborough, who is self-employed and works in electronic security. He refused to sign it.

      Which I read as: consultant trying to raise his profile by trying to create a stink over legal boilerplate. Apple = guaranteed coverage all over the web. Or maybe I'm just too cynical to care about this stuff anymore.

    15. Re:Is this uncommon? by mea37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a lot of people aren't getting is the role the legal system is playing here.

      If this were merely a "refund" as you suggest, the courts wouldn't be involved at all. They are, becasue it's a settlement agreement. Apple is trying to get by with their end of the settlement being a refund of the purchase price, which is insane... but then the family doens't have to accept the settlement, do they?

      Which brings us to why this is not, as the headline, summary, and article all try to mislead you into thinking, a gag order. I do find it interesting that none of them actually use the phrase "gag order" - choosing instead "tries to gag" and "a gagging order" - strongly suggesting IMO that the author knows full well that it isn't a gag order, but is deliberately trying to mislead readers.

      Again this is because of the role of the court. A gag order is imposed unilaterally. The party subject to it doens't get to agree or disagree; they obey or they are in violation of a court order. If the family had agreed to and accepted the settlement (which they apparently didn't), then the court would enforce the terms they agreed to. If they tried to violate the confidentiality terms, then a gag order might be issued.

      Being offered a settlement you don't like is a world different from being silenced by an order of the court. It's also a world different from negotiating a refund without court involvement.

    16. Re:Is this uncommon? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I hate this kind of thing, but I do believe that this is a standard practice for settlements outside of court for ANY company not just Apple.

      This isn't a "settlement" really though; it's just a refund outside of the warranty period. Demanding silence in exchange for a refund is idiotic.

    17. Re:Is this uncommon? by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      " The letter also stated that, in accepting the money, Mr Stanborough was to âoeagree that you will keep the terms and existence of this settlement agreement completely confidentialâ, and that any breach of confidentiality âoemay result in Apple seeking injunctive relief, damages and legal costs against the defaulting persons or partiesâ. "

      Apple required that the very existance of a settlement be kept secret. Quite different than disclosing what they paid you.

      Oh, and better hope even the slightest details aren't released by accident, or that Apple doesn't _think_ they were cause your business could very well be in jeopardy.

      Still don't see a problem here?

    18. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Basically, the guy and his daughter are acting hysterically, Apple gives them what they asked for (a refund) and since it was presumably outside of warranty they asked them not to talk about the settlement. I hate this kind of thing, but I do believe that this is a standard practice for settlements outside of court for ANY company not just Apple

      I would readily accept that this is standard practice in the US. However, the rest of the world tends to ascribe much power stature to the courts. And, as you can R from TFA, this is about "Ken Stanborough, 47, from Liverpool".

      In the EU, courts are only considered a last resort when other ways of communication fail. For Apple to even imply legal action at the first encounter would already be offensive. On top of that insult, it's not just a simple transaction they're proposing, but a time-unlimited gag order (or "we'll sue-ya" contract). To use a car analogy, it is comparable to a police officer holding you at gunpoint while you simply try to report that your car is stolen.

      It's a matter of culture, and being a multinational company, Apple should have known that this would backfire.

    19. Re:Is this uncommon? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately in this litigious society companies have to cover themselves. Remember this is the same company that was sued a month after the iPhone was launched because the iPhone has a non-removable battery. In that case, the plaintiff was claiming (1) he didn't know that the iPhone battery is not user changeable, (2) there was no way to know, (3) in a few years when he has to take the phone in for service to replace the battery he will be out a phone for a while, and (4) Apple will charge him for a loaner phone. I haven't heard the current status of the case.

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    20. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      (imagine that - fancy newfangled batteries are more prone to trouble as they get older?)

      You say that like having a consumer device degrade into a bomb is commonplace.

      [H]aving settlements and their terms made public only increases the risk of people running 250V through their years-old iPods in hopes of getting a shiny new one

      Wow. Just...wow. The amount of delusions you're having to pile up to keep Apple guilt free in your mind is just astounding.

      Keep fighting that good fight!

    21. Re:Is this uncommon? by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wish I had mod points to bump you up. Monetary settlements generally have NDAs associated with them so the company doesn't go bankrupt as people compare what others received. In the case of an exploding iPod, having only delivered a simple refund, Apple should have left off the NDA so the next time this happens, they can say, "Standard settlement is the price of the iPod. Anything more than that and you'll have to go up against our lawyers for the next 10 years."

    22. Re:Is this uncommon? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Actually it is an indication that they hired lawyers. Lawyers are notorious for this type of boilerplate garbage. If you note, the story mentions they spoke with an executive. Executives don't work through the customer service stuff, they work through the lawyers. When you get that high up you start dealing with people that are more comfortable dealing with their lawyers than their customers. You deal with people that are spooked by customers calling and instead of "let us help you" dancing through their head they have "oh my god this guy might try to sue us!". Had this been resolved in the customer service area it probably would have been a pretty simple refund and life goes on.

      In the end, I say this is non newsworthy because people are ranting and raving about how 14 out of 173,000,000 iPods exploded and the fact that the company that is making them reacted with a panic. I would say their panic is justified, though handled poorly, because tech sites like this are continuing to make a big fucking deal out of 14 out of 173,000,000 iPods failing in a spectacular fashion. If I could be sure that every product I purchased had a failure rate that low I would be pretty happy.

      Apple could actually fix this pretty easily. "We are sorry about this, our lawyers were acting like fools, we would like to provide you with a brand new iThing and a $100 iTunes card".

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    23. Re:Is this uncommon? by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      What about those of us who tend towards pro linux/democrat, anti Apple/republican and guardedly netural on microsoft? Is there no love? I suppose I must blame Bush.

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    24. Re:Is this uncommon? by greenbird · · Score: 1

      It does seem like it was a standard settlement boilerplate,

      This wasn't a settlement. It was a refund for a product that didn't just fail but failed spectacularly. Strangely I can't recall a single time that I received a refund for a product that failed (or for any other reason for that mater) that I had to sign a settlement agreement. But of course since it's Apple doing it it's normal and expectable to attach legal settlement type conditions to a refund.

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    25. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me your comment is a joke.

      Because if it's not, you're an idiot.

    26. Re:Is this uncommon? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I have never met a scenario in which a company made the fulfilment of their warranty obligations conditional on the signing of a legal settlement. It's simply not normal.

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    27. Re:Is this uncommon? by funkatron · · Score: 1

      an indication of a business which does not value its consumers

      an indication that they hired lawyers.

      These are not mutually exclusive.

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    28. Re:Is this uncommon? by LuvlyOvipositor · · Score: 1

      Blaming Bush is the default in that switch statement ;)

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    29. Re:Is this uncommon? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I saying that Apple hires sleazier lawyers than SCOx really keeping Apple guilt-free?

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    30. Re:Is this uncommon? by omega_dk · · Score: 1

      How does that apply to lifetime warranties? Not that it would apply here, I'm just curious.

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    31. Re:Is this uncommon? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Certainly not, but that doesn't mean they are mutually required either. Just because a firm has lawyers does not indicate that the firm does not value the customers. In fact, I would say they have very little to do with each other since almost every business has lawyers working for them in some fashion.

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    32. Re:Is this uncommon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A business to asking someone to keep quiet in order to have a problem resolved is pretty arrogant.

      I remember when I was about ten years old that I saw a sign in a dry cleaners saying, "If you like our work, tell others. If you don't like our work, tell us."

      I didn't see that as a problem until I grew up. So what they want is all the good publicity you can get them by telling your friends. But you should keep your friends in the dark if the cleaner fucks up and gives you a hard time over the damages. Keep in mind that this is the industry which routinely posts signs saying they can sell your clothes for cleaning costs if not picked up in 30 days. (In case it's not obvious, this would mean that, after 30 days, they could sell your $300 jacket for $15 if that was their cleaning charge. No responsibility to you for the remainder and no obligation for them to go for the highest price and refund you the difference.) Tough shit that the law says they have to hold them for 60 or 90 days. They simply point to the sign and people will believe it. Hence the name "in terrorem clause" -- it's not legally enforceable, but it scares off people who don't know the applicable law.

    33. Re:Is this uncommon? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Anything like that is in addition to the rights under law.

      Also, the customer has a contract (or whatever the legal term is) with the retailer -- the man in the article should have got a refund from Argos. An extended/lifetime warranty would often be a contract with the manufacturer, which is useful if the shop shuts down.

    34. Re:Is this uncommon? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Okay, but I think it's unfair to criticise them for a quick quote. We also don't know the context - he may be talking about the context of the settlement.

      I mean, by your pedantic reasoning, you could say "Talking about what he ate for breakfast is a subset of "anything", therefore he's being hysterical because Apple aren't stopping him from talking about his dietary habits". Yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious, that's clearly not the context that he meant though.

      The article makes it clear what he is restricted from talking about, so I don't see any grounds for accusing them of being misleading, or hysterical.

      but I do believe that this is a standard practice for settlements outside of court for ANY company not just Apple.

      As I say elsewhere, I've never experienced or heard of having to do this for a refund. It is not hysteria to not want to open yourself to being sued because you happened to mention you got a refund.

      But sensationalist headlines and bogus stories against companies like Apple who favor the democratic party are typical for "news" organizations like the Times and Fox who are both owned by News Corporation, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

      What on earth? I hate republicans, but that doesn't excuse Apple. This is a UK story, and I doubt the person in the story, the girl, or the journalist give a damn (and statistically, I imagine they're more likely to prefer democrats if they have any opinion on US politics at all). Are you seriously suggesting that the guy gave this misleading quote, because he didn't like Apple's stance on US politics?

      What is bogus? We agree on the facts of the case, and nothing is misrepesented; you are just quibbling over the interpretation.

      Sensationalism follows Apple around. Usually the hype gives them free publicity - no point whining if they get more than their fair share of bad publicity too.

      And I'd say the Times is one of the least sensationalist media outlets - perhaps that's not saying much, but if that's your concern, there's nothing we can trust.

    35. Re:Is this uncommon? by funkatron · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't mean to suggest that employing lawyers indicated not caring about the consumer. I just meant that the conditions that were put on the refund could indicate both statements.

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    36. Re:Is this uncommon? by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      I hate this kind of thing, but I do believe that this is a standard practice for settlements outside of court for ANY company not just Apple. The father is now reacting hysterically to this statement and the reporter has picked up on it in order to get some press.

      I certainly hope signing legal papers isn't standard practice in asking for a refund!

      "We're sorry sir, but before we can refund those rotten tomatoes, we'll need you to sign here." Yeah, that'd go over real well in the grocer sector...

      For what it's worth, a settlement implies there was some sort of litigation threatened against Apple. I read the article, and I can't seem to find where litigation was mentioned. Were you, perhaps, reading it from another source?

      But sensationalist headlines and bogus stories against companies like Apple who favor the democratic party are typical for "news" organizations like the Times and Fox who are both owned by News Corporation, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

      -1, Offtopic. I'm not sure what that has to do with an exploding iPod or the fact that the father stated he simply asked for a refund. I wonder where the mods with some sense are today? +3 informative on a post that equates refunds with legal settlements? Yikes.

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    37. Re:Is this uncommon? by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      It does seem like it was a standard settlement boilerplate, and the family misinterpreted it. Mind you, companies are happy to barf legalese at us when we can misunderstand it in their favour, so I'm happy to see someone misunderstand that legalese in a way that harms a company's PR.

      I didn't get that from the article. While it's most certainly possible the family misinterpreted Apple's response, there is some indication that this same thing has happened in other cases. Assume the story has been reported correctly and the father did in fact ask for a refund, then Apple should not be absolved of guilt in this case. If he threatened to take legal action against Apple, then I could understand that the company felt the need to send out legal paperwork.

      I'm inclined to believe litigation wasn't something he was thinking of. It seems to me that he 1) asked Apple for a refund, 2) they sent back a notice that he could have a refund if he signed an agreement not to disclose the details of the refund or the existence of such an agreement, and 3) the father was so dumbfounded by this act that he felt it was more appropriate to take it to the press than to file suit.

      Sometimes public embarrassment can do a whole lot more good than litigation. Given Apple's recent behavior, I think a little corporate embarrassment might be a healthy thing.

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    38. Re:Is this uncommon? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1

      wouldn't be suprised if Apple spent hundreds of thousands of dollars a year paying people to look for good & bad press about their company on sites like this one. $200 for hush money is a joke and an insult, and the family in this case knows it.

      (since I have Kharma to blow, what the heck)

      And then maybe add some gushing comments on sites like this along the lines:

      When my 19 year old Apple IIC broke they didn't only fix it for free, but had it personally delivered by Megan Fox, who supplied me with a blowjob.

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    39. Re:Is this uncommon? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      You know Apple spent 10 times more than the cost of the iPod writing and delivering the legal papers that they were asked to sign.

      How do you know? That's probably a standard form they send out.

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  6. iDiots... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not publicly give the girl a refund and then reiterate the fact that this can happen with ANY Lithium Ion battery, and that the odds of it happening to you are about 1 in 11 million, and even less if you use a modicum of care. Instead they get to meet the Streisand effect, drawing huge amounts of attention to a COMPLETE non-issue, making themselves look like (Godwin alert) Nazis and making the minor tech failure seem like a huge catastrophic problem, surely hurting sales. It really blows my mind that a tech savvy company like Apple can still honestly think that it is possible to hide knowledge in this information age. iDiots...

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    1. Re:iDiots... by lawaetf1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And what do you propose to do with all those corporate lawyers if companies simply acted sensibly and didn't default to litigation for everything? The unemployment rate is already sky-high, we don't need a wave of unemployable, irritable suits hitting the streets.

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    2. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems lately that Apple is making a lot of stupid PR mistakes. Maybe Steve Jobs went completely crazy over the death of Michael Jackson?

    3. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There must still be a landmine problem in Bosnia or Kosovo or someplace.

    4. Re:iDiots... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      "And what do you propose to do with all those corporate lawyers..."

      Here is an interesting proposal

      .

    5. Re:iDiots... by Sockatume · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The article states that they dropped it first, at that. It wasn't a spontaneous battery eruption of the kind we got used to when that batch of bad cells went out 5 years ago. That Apple could appear in the wrong in that sort of scenario tells you how much of a PR fail that NDA was.

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    6. Re:iDiots... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      YES! I like it -- I was going to say food for the homeless, but that will work as well.

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    7. Re:iDiots... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Why not reiterate DO NOT DROP OR DAMAGE Lithium Ion batteries?

      Ken Stanborough, 47, from Liverpool, dropped his 11-year-old daughter Ellieâ(TM)s iPod Touch last month. "It made a hissing noise," he said. "I could feel it getting hotter in my hand, and I thought I could see vapour".

      This wasn't "doing nothing" and then exploded. He damaged the battery. I don't see why this is a story from any party.

    8. Re:iDiots... by TermV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you kidding me? Publically announce that your product exploded and acknowledge that there's a likelihood that all of your products may explode? Yes that would be a complete non-issue all right. Don't give up your day job. Apple did the right thing (for them, in the evil corporation sense) in trying to keep it secret, but did it in a way that treated the customers poorly. If they had treated the girl like a queen, like bringing her down to a store, presenting her with a new top of the line ipod, some Apple swag, free itunes download vouchers and other trinkets I bet they would have signed on the spot.

      I find it amusing how there's this presumption that Apple's shit doesn't stink and that they're some paragon of virtue simply because they're Apple. Then Slashdotters find out that it's just another sleazy corporation doing all the evil corporate things that every other company is doing. I can guarantee you that the person whose job it is to dispense the legal boilerplate is not up on the Streisand effect or any other Slashdot memes. It's not like this issue went up into this Jedi council of engineering PhD's for top level strategy planning.

    9. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech savvy? I'm sorry for scoffing but ever since the dawn of the PC age I've always looked down at Apple and Apple customers as non-savvy neanderthals. In more recent years Apple has tried to play the pretense game in order to hide their lack of sophistication, but those of us who have been around since the beginning know better.

    10. Re:iDiots... by alen · · Score: 1

      wife and I have 2 iphones, but it's funny to listen to the cult of steve thinking that Apple designs and makes every last piece of each of their products and how it has some magic pixie dust. if apple were to admit that the battery in the iphone/touch is a lithium polymer battery made by some other company it would rape their childhoods worse than the Star Wars Prequels.

    11. Re:iDiots... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I can guarantee you that the person whose job it is to dispense the legal boilerplate is not up on the Streisand effect or any other Slashdot memes"

      Why aren't they? The Streisand effect is only a Slashdot meme in name, it is fairly common sense that this sort of thing would happen in an age where information travels as rapidly as it does. Why doesn't anyone at the legal team think about things a little bit before they act? It would be in everyone's (yes, even the lawyers') best interest to use a bit of common sense in these sorts of things.

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    12. Re:iDiots... by TigerTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is Tech people aren't in the marketing department of Apple. It's normal Business School folks that just happen to be working at Apple. They don't have a clue about computers just as much as the average Joe American.

    13. Re:iDiots... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to be very similar, thinking that OS X users were being cushioned from the harsh world of real technology. Now I am a Mac user, and I'm happy to report that in fact I am being cushioned from the harsh world of having to hack the registry, of having to manually install drivers, of having to repeatedly alter system settings because something decided it would be fun to change them, of having to deal with people who say "just read the manual" when nobody has bothered to document it properly, of arcane command line switches that have no consistency between products. Instead, I can get on with being tech-savvy without the computer getting in the way.

      Don't confuse "tech-savvy" with "can find their way around the registry" or "knows which command line switch makes obscurelinuxtoolset run in the mode you would expect it to run in by default".

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    14. Re:iDiots... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      Why don't they consult someone from tech before making such a rash decision, though? Why not make a quick phone call, be like "Hey Bob, I heard one of these iPods just exploded, what's the deal with that?", instead of being like "OMGWTF DON'T TELL ANYONE OR WE WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN" right away? I think part of having good business sense would involve knowing when to trust the expertise of others and knowing not to try to act on things you don't understand. But I guess I am just projecting my logical and reasonable mindset onto others, it is easy to forget how out of vogue that is these days.

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    15. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You say that as if you are forced to do those things every day, when in reality they are unnecessary or, at best, very infrequent actions. You also forget that these things also make it possible to make your computer to work the way you want it to, not the way some company dictates. With an Apple, you either work their way or you don't work at all. With a PC, Windows or *nix based, you can pretty much customise anything you want.

      Besides, the truly tech savvy would never say that their computer getting in the way is a bad thing. Part of the joy of using a computer for a techie IS having the computer get in the way.

    16. Re:iDiots... by Enleth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's right, because an average person has the dexterity and movement speed of an industrial assembly robot and doesn't drop anything in a lifetime. So making everyday devices that explode when dropped is all safe and good.

      Well, except for the fact that people make mistakes, perform erratic, unintended moves, lose focus and, in the end, drop things as a part of their nature, so designing things that are widely available to everyone (including children) so that they can potentially explode when dropped is downright moronic and irresponsible. I'm not calling for an overprotective nanny state and I appreciate the value of darwinism and natural selection, but this has nothing to do with either of those - appliances intended for home use should be reasonably safe in all typical situations encountered in operation (dropping is one of them), and I'm pretty sure that even Albert Einstein dropped lots of things in his whole life.

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    17. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I just noticed your age. Feel free to disregard what I've said. I have been around computers and technology quite a bit longer than you've been alive, so my view on these things has a very long and eventful history that you would likely not be able to relate to.

      All I will say is while the very first Mac users were playing minesweeper and dragging their floppy icons to the trashcan to eject disks, I was reconfiguring circuit board jumpers, overclocking CPUs by resoldering new crystal oscillators to the motherboard, reflashing various EEPROMs and writing assembly language programs and drivers that interfaced with my PC's components at the hardware level. Part of the curiosity and drive to learn about such things came from the harsh world of the technology I was dealing with.

    18. Re:iDiots... by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea, let's save all those rats! I know, the rats don't set off the mines, but still.

    19. Re:iDiots... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, that's right, because an average person has the dexterity and movement speed of an industrial assembly robot and doesn't drop anything in a lifetime. So making everyday devices that explode when dropped is all safe and good."

      Umm... these devices don't just explode when dropped, there is a very small statistical chance that if dropped under the right set of circumstances they could explode. This is a very big difference. Even if it were a bigger risk, it is a fundamental limitation of the Lithium Ion battery tech and not the iPod. I would agree that Lithium Ion batteries are not perfect, but we don't have anything better and there is no way we could eliminate them without taking handheld electronics tech back a decade or more. Like I said before, the overall failure rate for iPods is 1 in 11 million (this figure obviously includes all the instances of grotesque abuse as well), which I would definitely consider to be more than reasonably safe, especially since they have not even had one case of serious personal injury or property damage. Please take your FUD elsewhere, I hear Fox News is looking for new commentators...

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    20. Re:iDiots... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      And what do you propose to do with all those corporate lawyers if companies simply acted sensibly and didn't default to litigation for everything? The unemployment rate is already sky-high, we don't need a wave of unemployable, irritable suits hitting the streets.

      I'm thinking we hear enough from PETA about live animal testing. Replace the lab animals with l*wy*rs, and we have a win-win situation.

      And not all the l*wy*rs, either. NYCL is a good guy, but 98% of his profession makes it bad for the rest.

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    21. Re:iDiots... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Obviously, they can just make a living suing the daylights out of each other for various imagined and trivial wrongs (much the same way they make a living now, just leaving the rest of us out of it) in a centuries long battle. There can be only one.

    22. Re:iDiots... by karnal · · Score: 1

      I was in an Apple store here a few days ago - probably for the second time ever. At any rate, an Apple-salesperson (don't know the "official lingo") talked to me and my wife for a while. I mentioned how thin the ipod touch devices were - and he showed me a video on how Apple redesigned their equipment to utilize the new (non-quick-changeable) battery technology.

      His impression was that Apple actually manufactures the batteries. I didn't believe him, since I figured Apple probably wouldn't be the best at doing that. They might be better at giving a physical spec to a manufacturer and letting them figure out the hard parts.... So, who's right? Does Apple truly make their own batteries, or are they manufactured third-party?

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    23. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is in the wrong for producing a hand grenade. Consumer products should not be at risk of exploding if mishandled. It is expected that I have to be careful with a grenade or be prepared to call the bomb squad. It is not expected that I have to be careful with my iPod or be prepared to call the bomb squad. Dropping an iPod should not be equivalent to pulling a pin from a grenade (and hoping it's a dud).

      dom

    24. Re:iDiots... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Funny

      "And what do you propose to do with all those corporate lawyers"

      Target practice.

    25. Re:iDiots... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Since my wife uses Linux, I can guarantee to you that Linux doesn't require arcane command line tools. Of course, that depends on what you're doing, and which version of Linux you're using. For her I picked Ubuntu LTS ... partially because I use Debian. The only problem is that she doesn't update the system. I probably *should* set up a crontab task to do it for her, but she gets nervous when ANYTHING changes without her having, say, opened a window. So I occasionally run the updates on her machine. She doesn't like it, but she's willing to accept it if *I* do it.

      Linux isn't ready for people like her, but neither is the Mac...which is what I used to recommend before they made their EULA abusive.

      If you want to delve into the arcana, then you can do it on Linux. If you don't, you don't need to. It may limit what you can do, but on other systems you couldn't do those things anyway. (Actually, you can do many of them on the Mac, because it DOES have a command line, and system commands with option flags. I may think the shell is primitive, but it works, unlike the last MSWind command line, which was missing many rather basic features. CygWin partially fixed that, but only partially, because some of them were inherent in the OS. (Possibly this isn't as limited in more recent versions of MSWind, but the version I used was even more limited than the MSDOS command prompt.)

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    26. Re:iDiots... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      And not all the l*wy*rs, either. NYCL is a good guy, but 98% of his profession makes it bad for the rest.

      I've worked in IT, and I've worked in law, and I think the ratio of jerks to nice people is about the same (around 1:1).

    27. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet that by turning the story from "iPod explodes" to "complainers silenced" they've made it nuanced enough that, while a paper like the Times might still cover the story, the TV news and the more low-brow papers won't bother. Or am I wrong in assuming that the referenced paper is similar to the NYT in breadth?

      But the real answer is that the Apple corporate culture is infected with secrecy. It's a disease with them. Ask someone you know who works for Apple in any capacity, including retail, how they are handling questions about Google Voice...AFAIK nobody in the company can say a word about it, and there is a number to transfer someone to if they ask.

      Given a choice between talking about something or not talking, they always choose keeping quiet. And they do this with security vulnerabilities, so why not with legal settlements?

      (btw, not just taking the opportunity to flame Apple, I own and enjoy the products. but as with Microsoft there is a difference between the individuals working there and the gangly medusa known as AAPL)

    28. Re:iDiots... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Umm... these devices don't just explode when dropped, there is a very small statistical chance that if dropped under the right set of circumstances they could explode. This is a very big difference. Even if it were a bigger risk, it is a fundamental limitation of the Lithium Ion battery tech and not the iPod.

      This is patently false, and constitutes either a complete breakdown in logic or deliberate disingenuity. There are many devices powered by Li-Ion batteries which will not burst into flames when dropped from a normal height onto any surface. They are designed such that the battery is protected from shock no matter how the device is dropped. Apple elected not to engineer the device correctly to protect the battery in favor of making a more attractive device.

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    29. Re:iDiots... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      So I'm interested to know what kinds of things you do with your computers. You see, I use both Windows and Linux, and I have observed the following:

      cushioned from the harsh world of having to hack the registry,

      I haven't had to touch the registery in something like ten years.

      of having to manually install drivers,

      If you buy any preconfigured machine, you don't have to (and often you can't). (If you build your own, you should expect to do so.)

      Of course, this isn't even a possibility with Macs; as far as I'm aware, there's no such thing as a legitimate third-party driver where OSX is concerned. Either OSX supports it out of the box, or it doesn't. I could be wrong on this, though.

      of having to repeatedly alter system settings because something decided it would be fun to change them,

      Now I'm not sure what software you install that repeatedly alters "system settings" (which is a pretty vague term), but between games, Firefox, Office, and Visual Studio I never have this problem.

      of having to deal with people who say "just read the manual" when nobody has bothered to document it properly, of arcane command line switches that have no consistency between products.

      Just so you're aware, OSX's unixy tools might have the same name as their Linux counterparts, but they often leave out command-line switches or use different switch letters than their Linux counterparts.

      And that's hardly a complaint against Windows, anyway, because rarely do you see the need to fiddle with command-line switches when running any Windows program. And in Linux, say the latest Ubuntu release, you don't need to fiddle with that stuff either.

      Don't confuse "tech-savvy" with "can find their way around the registry" or "knows which command line switch makes obscurelinuxtoolset run in the mode you would expect it to run in by default".

      Here, you're assuming that what you assume should be default is obviously the best default. What's best for you is often worst for someone else, so don't make assumptions if you can help it (unless you're writing the software in the first place, of course).

      It seems like your problem is "user error", not "program error"; it might be true that OSX shields you from some of that, but don't blame the OS for letting you break things.

      If you switched to OSX just to avoid the problems you've cited above, you could have used Ubuntu instead and saved yourself a nice bundle of money in the process.

    30. Re:iDiots... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      But we do need peace-keepers in Iraq and Afghanistan...

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    31. Re:iDiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fanboy alert! *loud siren wails*

  7. ign.com review of the iPod by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

    "it will blow you away" - ign.com

    ps, not really IGN

  8. youtube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant wait for the youtube video of someone reproducing this

  9. What kind of gag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what type of gag Apple is using. Checking out Wikipedia:Gag made me realize just how many there are!

    I'm quite partial to the muzzle gag myself.

    Perhaps they will be using their new product, iChoke!

    Oh, you're talking about another type of gag. My bad.

  10. The moral of the story by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    It made a hissing noise, I threw the device out of the back door, and within 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the air

    Moral: while it is cheaper, don't buy your iPod in Irak...

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    1. Re:The moral of the story by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Moral: while it is cheaper, don't buy your iPod in Irak...

      I'd say it's "Throwing your iPod may break it."

      Seriously. Apples lawyers are going to be all over this.

    2. Re:The moral of the story by ichthyoboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moral: while it is cheaper, don't buy your iPod in Irak ...

      Probably shouldn't buy an atlas or a globe there either.....

    3. Re:The moral of the story by tomcrick · · Score: 1

      ...don't buy your iPod in Irak...

      Q: Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

      A: He didn't have any CDs, he legitimately purchased all of his music through iTunes and kept it on a (non-exploding) iPod!

    4. Re:The moral of the story by sjames · · Score: 1

      More like dropping it may create a hazard to health and property requiring you to throw it into a clear area for safety.

  11. Apple vs. Microsof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always thought Apple was just as greedy and immoral as Microsoft.

    1. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always thought Apple was just as greedy and immoral as Microsoft.

      SOMEBODY has to pay for Steve Jobs' liver...

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    2. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Publicly-traded companies HAVE to be "greedy and immoral", otherwise they're not acting in the best interests of their stockholders. Mind you, I'm not saying this is a good thing; I think it's the cause of much that is wrong with the world today. I don't see an easy way to fix it though.

    3. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by oneirophrenos · · Score: 1

      I've always thought Apple was just as greedy and immoral as Microsoft.

      Sure, they are both for-profit corporations.

    4. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is being known as a company that issues gag orders when their products are dangerously defective "in the best interests of the stockholders"?

      You'd think building a good corporate image and excellent customer service would be in the best interest of the stockholders, since such companies are more successful long-term.

      This is one of the reasons I think we should have high capital gains taxes on ALL short-term gains. Do it on a sliding scale. 90% for a month, 80% for 3 months, 60% for 6 months, etc.. going down to zero for very long term investments.

      I bet these shenanigans would stop quickly if LONG TERM growth were rewarded, and short term gains ignored.

    5. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Someone probably had to pay for it with his life...

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    6. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is even worse. Their level of anticompetitive behavior outdoes Microsoft by an order of magnitude and always has.

      The only reason Microsoft gets more negative attention is because they are more commercially successful than Apple.

    7. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old bullshit rhetoric from the 60's.

      Treating your customers like shit is not "in the best interests of the stockholders". Being shitty rarely is.

      Stop repeating this "omfg, it's the SYSTEM maaan!" A company did a stupid thing and now they're eating the bad press on it.

    8. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      They'll do their capital gain via tax-less offshore companies, and own shares in those companies.

      Also, I guess it would be possible to build a derivative product that will have a long term gain correlated to a specific short-term gain of some stock.

    9. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by AustinFloyd · · Score: 1

      I always considered them amoral. It's not like they're trying to do wrong, they just don't care.

    10. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      You make a good point, though I certainly didn't mean to imply that Apple's status as a public company necessitated this particular behavior. My point is that being greedy and immoral tends to maximize short-term profits, which is what "The Market" focuses on. Your proposal certainly sounds like it would alleviate that.

    11. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Tanman · · Score: 1

      Except that then penny stocks would dry up and a lot of startups would die when people couldn't make money matching the risk involved.

    12. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      How is being known as a company that issues gag orders when their products are dangerously defective "in the best interests of the stockholders"?

      Because, as the rest of your post points out, stockholders only care about the short-term. They're only invested until the share price rises a few percentage points and then they plan on dumping the stock and moving on to another company. So they don't care if the company goes down in flames so long as they have a few good quarters first so the investors can make their money. Yes, "being known as the company that issues gag orders when their products are dangerously defective" is bad, but it would be worse (for the short-term investors) if the "iPods explode" story circulated all about and iPod sales plummeted. Of course, these same short-term investors won't see the fact that the story got out and is spreading as an inevitability. They'll just claim that Apple didn't do a good enough job of suppressing it.

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    13. Re:Apple vs. Microsof by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Apple is just as greedy, but not *quite* as immoral as Microsoft. Apple at least attempts to achieve technical excellence. They don't always succeed, and when they fail they're quite embarrassed about it, but they try. It's not much of a morality, but it's better than what MS offers.

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  12. Re:Consumer protection? by Arimus · · Score: 4, Informative

    What has America got to do with this story? Several pointers as to why this is a UK story (and no, despite appearances to the contrary we're not part of the US yet):

    1. Its a story from the Times - a major UK broadsheet newspaper.
    2. He obtained the iPod at Argos which I believe is not present in the US.
    3. He's from Liverpool - which, last time I looked, is in England in the context of this article.
    4. Trading Standards Institute is the UK consumer protection board.

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  13. Re:Question of human nature by Tony · · Score: 1

    Because they're not the government?

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  14. Re:Consumer protection? by Norsefire · · Score: 1

    Oops assumed because Apple is an American company, America can be substituted with whatever country it originates from and the question still stands. However, considering New Zealand copied most of British law I would be surprised if they didn't have a similar consumer legislation. In which case Apple could be in for very large fines.

  15. Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by larwe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really. Li-poly batteries in these applications have no housing except the housing of the device; they're a metallized plastic bag full of gelled chemistry goodness, basically. Crunch it the wrong way and you get an internal short and a runaway reaction, which produces a lot of gas - and the whole battery acts like one of those "popping bags" you can get at 7-11 and toystores.

    1. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Funny
      Crunch it the wrong way ...

      Woud throwing the device containing it out the back door suffice?

    2. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by larwe · · Score: 1

      Suffice for what? Gets it out of your house, sure :)

    3. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by DetpackJump · · Score: 3, Funny

      Crunch it the wrong way and you get an internal short and a runaway reaction, which produces a lot of gas

      Reminds me of that chalupa I had at Taco Bell last week.

    4. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by delt0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yea, and yet you are allowed to take them onto a airplane... But not a bottle of water.

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    5. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Suffice for what?

      Doing sufficient damage to the device so it explodes?

    6. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by larwe · · Score: 1

      Well, I have enough complication in my life without a DHS investigation, but I'm sure somewhere out there, some hacker is publishing a "HOWTO - make portable electronics into incendiary that will breeze through airport security". I don't fly any more. It's no longer worth the trouble.

    7. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      With enough force and against a particularly against a non-flat object, absolutely.

    8. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      Let's try this again (note to self: need more coffee):

      With enough force and against a particularly non-flat object, absolutely.

    9. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by larwe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Depends on the device's mechanical design, and how it lands. The most likely failure mode (I would think, from inspection of such equipment) is that the battery will deform under impact, and try to conform to the shape of some internal sharp pointy bit, or a tall component on the PCB underneath, and it will put just that little bit too much pressure on the battery's internal separator layers. But you will see in most cases this is not going to happen - the battery sits in a compartment with no sharp ribs, components, screw bosses or heads, etc. At least that is the case in Apple devices. In Chinese $1.50 MP3 players the battery is usually just stuck to some convenient surface with a bit of double-stick tape, and all bets are off ;) That was really the type of device I was talking about in my original comment, those engineers work on the "life is cheap" principle. Another possible failure mode would be if the case itself was cracked and a sharp fragment went into the battery, or if the battery compartment was so severely deformed that the battery's shape was compromised. All in all I think unlikely a simple drop/throw would cause this to happen. If the whole device got severely bent or crushed, though...

    10. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Viktor+Karlsson · · Score: 1

      I can live with the replacement water, but not with the replacement music so please please be don't speak of this again.

    11. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by marcansoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, chinese-designed devices. The really scary part about those is the charging electronics, if they even deserve to be called "electronics". Last one I tore apart had a diode and a resistor as the "charging circuit". For a li-ion battery. For the non-initiated: li-ion batteries require a smart charger for any kind of safe, reliable charging.

      The only reason that thing didn't blow up on every charge was because of the protection chip built into the battery. They were relying on it consistently tripping on every charge to avoid disaster.

    12. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by larwe · · Score: 1

      Eek. Maybe they were originally using NiCd or NiMH and just never bothered to change the charger design since "it kinda worked". I never feel 100% safe plugging one of those cheapies into my USB port, and I certainly never leave them charging overnight or when I'm out of the house. But just adding a smart charger chip isn't a magic bullet anyway; I was involved in a project where a [big name] Chinese OEM basically needed to add a battery charger to an existing non-battery-powered product I'd designed. Well, it never actually exploded, but several people had damaged furniture from melting appliances!

    13. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly....but a drop to the floor shouldn't (unless your say 10 -15 ft tall!), otherwise it really shouldn't be in a consumer product. My sons touch looks like he was playing football with it, so I better let him know much more careful or may explode some day.

    14. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 1

      From the article-

      "Ken Stanborough, 47, from Liverpool, dropped his 11-year-old daughter Ellie's iPod Touch last month. "It made a hissing noise," he said. "I could feel it getting hotter in my hand, and I thought I could see vapour". Mr Stanborough said he threw the device out of his back door, where "within 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the air"."

      Emphasis mine. The article doesn't go on to elaborate how far of a drop it was, but I'd imagine it must have been significant for the impact to rupture the Li-poly cells. If it was a reasonable drop, say 3-4 feet, off a desk, or slipped out of his hands to the floor, they may have an argument against Apple for the design of the device, or a manufacturing defect. If it was dropped down some stairs, or if he was upset with his daughter, grabbed the ipod and threw it across the room, or something beyond a "normal" drop distance, Apple shouldn't have any liability at all.

    15. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by erbbysam · · Score: 1

      This was something that was discussed in Bruce Schnier discussed in his book ( http://www.schneier.com/book-sos.html ). Preventing people from taking liquid onto an airplane is just going to end up with more booze sales and anybody who truly wants to get a liquid onto an airplane for horrible reasons is still going to be very difficult to stop.

    16. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

      That bottle of water is dangerous, I tell you! Have you not heard of the dangers of Dihydrogen monoxide? Besides, you could splash it in the pilot's eyes. Then, while he's temporarily blinded, he could push forward on the controls sending the plane into a death spiral. We must ban all water bottles on airplanes! Won't someone think of the pilots' eyes?!!!

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    17. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      Dude, 20 oz of water is 5.3*10^16 Joules! That's 12 Megatons!

    18. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Yes, you really need to be careful with any battery powered device if you drop it, particularly if it has just been on the charger. I've heard a number of stories about cell phones exploding under the same circumstances.

    19. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, right. No liability. Because one would expect a consumer Mp3 device to explode if you drop it "too hard". I think 99% of lawsuits are stupid and even I know you're completely wrong.

    20. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 1

      Another article now says that he dropped it down the stairs...

      And that he refused to send the unit to Apple for examination unless they sent someone to his house to collect it.

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    21. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I repair a fair few PDA with LiPo batteries. Some of the older IPAQs have a built in battery.

      Despite having to apply a reasonably large force, to break the battery free of the double sided tape locating it(Enough to bend thru 90 degrees)none of them have exploded.

      A google search shows no exploding IPAQs, and there are a hell of a lot of those around!

      Just as a test I will drop some of them from various heights and see what happens.

      The issue is not internal seals failing, the issue would be the outer metalized plastic failing allowing air to enter the battery.

      Fooom!

    22. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, sorta.

      If you've ever bothered to look into the engineering of these suckers, belt-and-suspenders doesn't even begin to describe the multiple levels of failsafe involved. It's nearly impossible to make one explode. You might get some alarming hissing, but they're supposed to fail that way. Hissing is what is supposed to happen after the bad thing that the half dozen safety features on the cell are supposed to prevent fail. The cells are are safety-vented like a pressure cooker, and the plastic jacket puffs up alarmingly but keeps things relatively tidy.

      Of course, sometimes your number just comes up on the Big Stochastic Roulette Wheel In the Sky.

      I can think of two possible ways this could indicate negligence on Apple's part. The first is if the design of the device defeated some of the safety measures. If the battery is supposed to outgas as it fails, and suddenly your case blocks the outgassing, you're going to get a bang. Another way would be in its choice of suppliers. There have been reports of unsafe li-ion battery cells and packs coming out of or sold within China. If I recall, that was implicated in a rare battery related cell phone death a year or two ago.

      The thing is, if it were me, my top priority would be getting my hands on the unit to find out what happened, whether it was my fault, and Act of God, or a fraudulent prank. I'd give the man his money back and then some, Move heaven and Earth, only give me the damn carcass so I can find out what the real story was.

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    23. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      Eleven year olds have no business owning an MP3 player. That's just disgusting. I bet he let's her wear slutty makeup and short mini-skirts, too. No wait, he only does it because she whined like a brat to get her way. Just because Hannah Montana has one, she has to have one, too.

  16. Re:Question of human nature by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    Proportions and statistics. As many people note, these kind of occurrence are quite rare. If you consider that every pissed off person has a one on a billion chance to go postal (that's still high!) he is more likely to go after his own school, hospital, city hall, company, church or the generally crowded street he takes every day. These are far more annoying in average that your regular high tech company. We hear a lot of complaint about RIAA trials on /., but in real life I hear more stories about people annoyed about a local administration.

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  17. Sensationalism ftw! by bidule · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The letter also stated that, in accepting the money, Mr Stanborough was to "agree that you will keep the terms and existence of this settlement agreement completely confidential", and that any breach of confidentiality "may result in Apple seeking injunctive relief, damages and legal costs against the defaulting persons or parties".

    Gag?! Sensationalism ftw!

    Where I come from we call that buying silence. Everyone tries for that stuff, if there wasn't Apple nobody would care.

    The real story here is that we have an exploding iPod and pictures of the result.

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    1. Re:Sensationalism ftw! by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      Well a good response to Apple would be:

      "Thanks for your offer, but no thanks. What I will do in regard to this offer, is to first publicize your offer to the whole of the Internet, and then go and buy my daughter another player, which will be ANY other brand BESIDES Apple.. Since we're only talking about a small amount of money, I'm thinking of the damage this attempt to bribe silence of myself and my daughter will do to Apple's reputation, FAR more than the cost of a no-strings-attached REFUND of the purchase price of the unit..

      Sincerely,
      An_Ex_Apple_Customer

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  18. Can happen with any li-ion battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but you hate-sick trolls and hypocrits just have to make sensationalism over it when apple's marketing division tries to cover up theirs. you sat silent when sony tried to cover up their disaster involving batteries. you say silent when dell did it. when lenovo did it. but now you point finger and gawk.

    1. Re:Can happen with any li-ion battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you insane? Do you read the same Slashdot that I have for the past 11 years? The people here are always all over any small problem with any product made by any company, ESPECIALLY Sony and Dell.

      These problems happen with Apple products far more often than any product by another company. In fact, one of the early Powerbooks was the first PC that I had ever heard of bursting into flames. The batteries might be capable of exploding on their own, but I'm going to fathom a guess that Apple's product design has a lot to do with provoking and exacerbating the problem.

    2. Re:Can happen with any li-ion battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > These problems happen with Apple products far more often than any product by another company.

      Bollox.

    3. Re:Can happen with any li-ion battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a typical unintelligent Apple drone response.

      This has happened to a number of iPods and at least one iPhone that I've read about. If you can, show me ANY other portable MP3 player that has had this problem. Anything from Sony, Dell, Creative, Microsoft, Samsung, Archos, iRiver, Diamond, Sandisk or even from the myriad of no name Chinese manfacturers?

      Nothing? That's what I thought.

  19. Re:Consumer protection? by wytten · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The evil corporation is American (go figure)

  20. Re:Question of human nature by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps now we'll see an angry mob turning up and throwing their Ipods at Apple HQ...

  21. Re:Consumer protection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the UK is part of the EU ... well kinda ... there should be some customer protection laws. Isn't a 2 year warranty mandatory EU-wide?

    The article isn't really clear what that contract/agreement covered. Maybe Apple - being a US company - instinctively thought they wanted to sue for damages and sent a run of the mill "we pay for all damages and then some, just shut up" letter instead of just sending a new Ipod?

  22. Re:Consumer protection? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Doesn't America have anything like the Consumer Guarantees Act? If something like this happened in New Zealand, Apple would be legally liable and have to fix the device or refund the money with no strings attached. If there had been consequent damage to other property they would have to pay for that too.

    Since this happened in the UK, it doesn't really matter if the U.S. has such a law. A U.S. Consumer Protection Law would not apply in the UK.
    Additionally, such a law would not stop a company from trying to get people to sign such a settlement. It would just mean that they have to make good even if the consumer refuses.

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  23. Re:Consumer protection? by xaxa · · Score: 1

    Doesn't America have anything like the Consumer Guarantees Act? If something like this happened in New Zealand, Apple would be legally liable and have to fix the device or refund the money with no strings attached. If there had been consequent damage to other property they would have to pay for that too.

    You misunderstand the law like most people. The retailer is liable, not the manufacturer. From your link: "The Act requires the retailer who supplied the goods to sort out any problems. This means a retailer can not tell you to take the problem to the manufacturer."

    The law is almost identicle in the UK. The article says the man took the iPod back to Argos (the shop), but they referred him to Apple (incorrectly, but they know consumers don't know the law).

  24. What if this happend on an airoplane? by kaptink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think Apple can brush this one under the carpet. What if this were to have happend inside an airoplane at 30,000ft. No so much the explosion but the toxic, carcinogenic fumes would inevitably be curculated around the aircraft explosing 100+ passengers and those in direct contact with the ipod could suffer serious burns, eye damage, etc. To place a gag order on those effected as a messure to cover up the defect is pure negligence and would leave them open to possibly pay huge settlements for future incidents. Seems smarter to issue a warning / disclaimer than to leave yourself open. I doubt it would seriously effect sales, people would still buy them anyway.

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    1. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While not trying to minimize the impact of this on an airplane, and certainly not trying to downplay the stupidity of Apple's apparent PR gaffe on this one...

      Li-Ion batteries contain a lot of energy, and they will (not may, WILL) occasionally do this. The frequency depends on the quality of the plant that manufactured the battery, but even the very best plant will put out batteries that will do this from time to time. Put any weight on the battery, or don't allow it to dissipate its heat while in use, and the battery suddenly becomes a prime candidate for a meltdown, and possibly a catastrophic one.

      Frankly, I'd be FAR more concerned about, say, your average "long battery life" laptop. If one of those suckers goes up, there's a lot more battery to go "boom", a lot more fumes released, etc. An iPod/iPhone has a small enough battery that any physical harm would probably be limited to the owner and maybe their seatmates, and the fumes would be dissipate pretty quickly. A large laptop battery could cause harm over several rows, and possibly even cause some minor damage to the aircraft (nothing it couldn't land with, but enough to cause a divert).

      Given the minuscule chances that any one battery will decide that it wants to go "blammo", the risk is about as statistically significant as hitting the lottery. If you short, compress or overheat the battery, you increase your chances somewhat, but still we're talking lottery statistics. But the risk is real, and it exists in every device containing a battery (and especially Li-Ion).

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    2. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by bobdobbs3 · · Score: 1

      I think the bigger threat on the airplane is when the Dad opens the back door to throw it out.

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    3. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will find that they didn't brush it under the carpet. At least not according to the article and few slashdotters who don't overreact at sensationalist headlines.

      It's still amazes me how quickly the misinformation can build up when people stop apply strict journalistic standards.

    4. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by machine321 · · Score: 1

      What if this were to have happend inside an airoplane at 30,000ft.

      Oh noes! What if a pregnant lady were listening to it during childbirth and the baby were harmed? What if terrorists start putting ipods in their shoes? What if somebody puts an ipod on a rocket for $8000, and it blows up and ignites the atmosphere?

      Stop living your life in fear of the unlikely.

    5. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god sir, stick with one naming/spelling convention. Be normal and call it "airplane" or be spiffy and call is "aeroplane". Don't be a poser and combine the two into the atrocity that is "airoplane".

    6. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not like your ipod could explode!

      Oh. Wait.

    7. Re:What if this happend on an airoplane? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      IF the laptop battery was LiPo you would have a point. Most laptops have Lithium ion NOT polymer batteries. Easy to confuse but quite relevant.

      L-ion batteries ususally have a metal case whereas LIPo have a metallized plastic case.

  25. Re:Consumer protection? by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    What has America got to do with this story?

    I think the knee-jerk assumption when you read about a large, American company building products that can maim or kill their users, then attempting to stifle free speech to protect their bottom line, is that it's a U.S.-centric story.

    Mostly because other first-world countries don't have our (U.S.) level of legalistic crazy-stupid.

  26. Hidden feature by nevvamind · · Score: 0

    Fanbois rejoice ! This ain't accident, its a hidden feature. Ipods do that if they find pirated songs on 'emselves OR (next iPods with more "firepower") if your found anywhere near a windows computer (in which case, appl says "you shall not live")

  27. Screw the exploding battery - the girl is scarier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really not the "get off my lawn" kind of guy, but if that girl is just 11, the thought of what she will look and be like at 16 scares the h*ll out of me.

  28. iTunes quota by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you don't spend enough money at the iTunes store. BOOM

  29. Re:Question of human nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the huge number of people harmed by these corporations, I would have expected at least a few people to go postal on them and bomb / shoot-up their headquarters. But that seems to just not happen.

    I'm not advocating violence - I'm just trying to understand why we're seeing none, when I would have expected at least one ruined person to want to exact revenge.

    Any ideas why?

    Maybe everybody doesn't have the nerd-typical way of dealing with small issues like their gadgets not working as expected and does not respond to it with a Jihad-like holy rage towards the maker of the gadget?

  30. Re:Question of human nature by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

    Because it isn't effective?

    People yell at the CS rep who answers the phone, but deep down they know that person isn't the architect of their circumstances. Even if you followed the Slashdot logic and held Steve Jobs personally responsible for this specific exploding iPod, it isn't like you can just walk into his office off the street.

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  31. Tell me again by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tell me again why Apple's not Evil ?

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    1. Re:Tell me again by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because they offered a customer a standard settlement with standard a "undisclosed terms" portion, just like any other large company wanting to avoid court action.

      They're only evil because people are looking for ways to point out their flaws and yell "aha! I told you!"

      Nothing to see here. Move along.

    2. Re:Tell me again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because their products are fashionable. Remember back in high school when the popular rich kids used to get away with shit that would have gotten anyone else in big trouble? Well high school never really ended, the game just got a lot larger.

    3. Re:Tell me again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Eric Schmidt -king and champion of all that is not evil- is sitting on Apple's board of directors.
      Wait... No.

  32. Re:Consumer protection? by slarrg · · Score: 1

    Well, America also copied all the existing case law from England when the United States was formed, too.

  33. David Gerard is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We at least need a partial disclosure of David Gerard with the hopes that in the future we get a rejection of submissions that include childish remarks like: "Well, at least they're not Microsoft."

    For one thing, David is good friends with Roy Schestowitz, the mastermind behind Boycott Novell among other things. This site also happens to be the feeding ground for everyone's favorite Slashdot troll: Twitter. You'll find David making comments in both places and even going to far as to drop in the IRC chat room on rare occasions.

    When he isn't trolling Slashdot to drop links to his website or editing Wikipedia to keep it free of people he can label as "shills", David is also responsible for shock sites such as lemonparty(dot)org (homosexual images) and other disgusting things he apparently thinks are funny. You might find that hard to believe without the proper context. Take a look at this unofficial collection of pictures. Yes, that is a man wearing leather pants standing next to a huge red-haired beast. Assholes like David are the kind of people that turn Slashdot into something the rest of us don't like.

    1. Re:David Gerard is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. These attacks on Boycott Novell are starting to get out of hand... has Microsoft or Novell hired a bunch of internet trolls to do PR for them?

  34. Re:Consumer protection? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    The manufacturer warranty is in addition to their existing statutory rights in the UK, which say that the company selling you the goods has to deal with any lemons (the key limits being wear-and-tear, misuse, and how long a product can be "reasonably" expected to last) so Argos would've been held responsible for refunding them or replacing the item. Presumably the alarming nature of the fault caused them to bring in Apple, and Apple took the unusual step of offering a refund themselves as a way of getting the NDA into play.

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  35. Reality check regarding Apple by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    It's important in times like these to take a little break from the hipster-doofus lovefest with Apple to remember one thing....

    Apple is a publicly traded company and as such their only obligation is to make a profit for shareholders.

    That means things like closing off Darwin, heading more and more down their proprietary path and to quell dissent or other actions that may hurt the Apple juggernaut.

  36. 1 in 11 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so,, if you sold, say, 1.1 billion lithium batteries you could expect a hundred people's houses to burn down.

    nice.

    1. Re:1 in 11 million by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      Ummm... no. I would expect 100 batteries to "explode", the vast majority of which would do little more than scare the pants off of the owner (which is the greatest harm that seems to come from the few cases of exploding iPods). It would take a seriously freak occurrence for one of these incidents to result in a house burning down, say 1 in 10,000 or so. That would mean that for every 110 billion batts sold, you could expect one house to burn down, which is probably about the same odds you have of winning the lottery every day for the rest of your life. Even if you go with 1 in 100 as a better estimate (which is clearly far too liberal), we are still only talking about one house fire per 1.1 billion sold, not bad odds. Are you saying that we shouldn't put wires in walls, or use gas stoves? Oh yeah, I forgot, we are used to those things and can properly put the risk in perspective. Humans are skittish herd animals that don't know how to deal with new things.

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    2. Re:1 in 11 million by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. But it might be close to winning the lottery once a month for 10 years. Depends a lot on what you mean by winning and which lottery, though. There *might* be a lottery that fits your estimate. (Which clearly varies depending on how long you're going to live.)

      P.S.: I *really* doubt your estimate of how often it would cause a house fire. I think you put the odds much too low. 1 in 100 is probably too low, though. Say 1 in 200 or 400. I imagine iPods are often stored in sock drawers or with homework papers. Or in the bed. And it depends on the range of explosion characteristics. If it mainly goes pop, then fires will be less frequent, but if it often starts to glow red hot, then they'll be more frequent. Of course white hot shrapnel would result in the largest number of fires. But I don't know. All I know is a report I heard about a notebook battery exploding. That one was on a wood surface and if it started a fire, it was quickly extinguished. But it clearly would have started a fire if there'd been paper around. iPods have smaller batteries, so they would probably be less dramatic, but it doesn't take much drama to start a fire, when circumstances are appropriate.

      Another thing is valuation. Of what value is an iPod that you should put your house at risk? True, it's not a large risk, but then is it that large a value? Electric wires are valuable partially because they reduce the risk of acetylene explosions. (Acetylene was a previously used lighting gas.) So adding electric wiring actually reduced both the danger and severity of fires. Possibly now we would replace it with propane or butane (or propanol or...), but now electricity is also valued for other reasons.

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  37. Re:Question of human nature by cowscows · · Score: 1

    I don't think you're making a particularly valid argument when you equate a handful of battery issues or suing over music downloads to releasing giant clouds of poisonous gas that kill thousands of people.

    It sucks if your iPod battery goes up, and it sucks even more if it burns you, but considering that nobody has been killed by one, or even horribly disfigured, or anything that interesting. Apple's handling of the issue hasn't been very good, but to suggest that people should be so outraged about it that they blow up a building is silly.

    Here's an interesting article about how many people the ipods have hurt, comparing it to other everyday items: http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/kit-eaton/technomix/chill-out-people-ipods-are-less-dangerous-socks

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  38. Burned out iPAQ by lars_boegild_thomsen · · Score: 1

    While not quite as bad as this - I had the battery on a 12 month old iPAQ expand to double size - enough to break the cover. That in itself is not interesting at all. What IS interesting however is that I actually thought HP would be interested in this (in order to prevent this from happening) but they were not - not at all. I contacted the local HP support, I wrote letters, faxes and emails - with absolutely zero reaction except I could buy a new battery if I wanted. They didn't attempt to stop me from talking - they simply weren't interested at all.

    Pics are here: ipaq pics

    While this one didn't explode it's definitely a faulty battery (the fault happened over a day or two) and I reckon it could easily have caused some damage to the surroundings if only it had been a tad more violent.

    1. Re:Burned out iPAQ by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I have seen that in IPAQ too, but a Google search seems to reveal no explosions. It seems the IPAQ battery has a stonger outer sleeve, which can handle great strees without rupturing, something Apple it seems dont have.

  39. Re:Consumer protection? by gnapster · · Score: 1

    None of those are certain to be obvious to someone in New Zealand. Plus, you are underestimating the penchant for British immigrants to the New World to name their settlements after Old World locations.

  40. Scary child in photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is one scary 11 year old. She could walk into a pub in downtown Glasgow, yell "STFU and sit the F down you worthess bunch of cross-eyed neanderthalls", then pat them down for drugs and smoke/snort those drugs right in front of them then walk out of the building slamming the door behind her so hard the glass breaks.

    And totally get away with it.

  41. no the real story is why has it become acceptable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    to hide the truth simply because it might hurt a corporation?

  42. screw they customer by hiddenharmony · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple is known to be arrogant and have a 'screw they customer' policy in place for years. Now they are only extending that policy to refund a minuscule amount that wont even buy lunch to Steve jobs. Why on this earth will a company want the consumer to be silent for rest of the life for asking a refund of a defective piece ? Is there anything called consumer protection law in America ?

    1. Re:screw they customer by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Well, there might be, but if you had even *glanced* at the article for maybe 3 seconds you'd realise that this is about a family in THE UNITED KINGDOM which is not America. Several clues are littered liberally throughout the article, but then, when does anyone on /. RTFA before spouting an opinion that is written to look like they have read it and commented on the contents.

    2. Re:screw they customer by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 0
      As a long time Apple customer, I can confidently state that you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. I've been using administering and using apple computers at work since the 90s and every single time I have had a defective product it has been replaced with only relevant questions asked. Never once have I ever been "screwed" by their "customer policy".

      Why on this earth will a company want the consumer to be silent for rest of the life for asking a refund of a defective piece ?

      The answer is that the company doesn't want that, this is typical sensationalist drivel characteristic of "news" organizations that are owned by Rupert Murdoch like the Times and Fox. The ipod was obviously out of warranty and Apple treated refunding the cost as an out of court settlement. Right or wrong, orders not to talk about the magnitude of the settlement are standard practice, you hear it on the news just about every single time a company settles with someone or an organization. Did Apple screw up? Yes, they should have paid for the ipod out of some other way, but if they did that, then they legally wouldn't be protected if this guy decided later he had some "emotional damage" from the incident or "discovered" some burns and decided to sue.

      But then again, we should never let a little common sense and reason get in the way of a good witch burning! Apple is teh ev1l! MS rools! Steve Jobs is Satan!

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    3. Re:screw they customer by hiddenharmony · · Score: 1

      So you can have a settlement clause that will block the consumer from suing at a later stage but ordering a family to remain shut about the terms of settlement is just going overboard. I am using apple for long time myself and sometimes the policies are more frustrating than microsoft. The most frustrating is the iphone/ipod which is locked down so badly that I as an owner of device cant utilize the full potential of the device As for customer service I had bad experiences with Apple. Once the hinges of a macbook gave up within 3 weeks of purchase under normal use and apple refused to replace saying they dont cover 'accidental' damage, whereas the laptop never moved an inch from my table. The hinges gave up just by opening and closing of the screen. The replacement came after I informed the customer care about my decision to move to consumer court. Overall I will do my best to avoid apple where ever I can :) But that is a personal opinion and others might had good experiences...

  43. why doesn't anyone understand apple by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple does not build high quality hardware (by def, anyone with freq battery problems is not a high qual hardware company; can you imagine the outcry on /. if MS or Sony or anyone else pulled stunts like apple often does with hardware)
    Apple does not build high quality software (come on guys - apple OS, for 99% of users 99% of the time is no better then MS, itunes ain't that great, etc etc)

    Apple does do something really well
    They figure out one thing a customer really wants and deliver it - and since it is the thing the customer really wants, the customer will put up with bad hardware and software

    with the ipod, what people wanted is simplicty go to the store, give the guy some money, download the songs i want.
    the ipod delivered that for the 90% of users who couldn't figure out bit torrent

    when you understand all this, you understand apple

    1. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      In your opinion perhaps.

      I happen to think the software is better than anything anyone else has to offer (except perhaps Safari - that's about equal to Firefox for me, I use both pretty interchangeably).

      The hardware is just as good or better than most of the competition out there. The only reason it looks like Apple has "endemic" battery problems that exceed the normal rte of Lithium battery failures is that people jump on it and make a huge deal about it. A 1 in 11 million failure rate really isn't anything to write home about, but hey, it's Apple. MS and Sony have had similar problems (Sony especially with batteries).

      MS was selling known defective Xboxes for some time (red ring of death anyone?) and while it generated some kerfuffle, it was nothing compared to the giant hammer that swings down anytime there is even a hint of negative press for Apple.

      While it's "the done thing" to bash MS on slashdot, there's an equal contingent of people who will do the same to Apple, far in disproportion to the size of the problem. When was the last time you heard "settled out of court for an undisclosed sum" on the news - that is what this is here, and it's not at all uncommon for large companies to do this.

      Sure I'd prefer that Apple didn't buy batteries that had the potential to swell up and burst, but they're hard to come by, unless we want to drop back to older battery tech, with long recharge times and lower capacity. Either that or "suffer" a 1 in 11 million failure rate, which Apple will replace for you (unlike HP, who will just tell you to buy a new battery if your iPaq battery explodes in the same way).

    2. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Why is the eject button for the ipod so tiny when compared to the Sync button? yet it's constantly nagging about my having to eject the ipod.

      So weird... One wonders if Apple has ever done any usability analysis of their software.

    3. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      After reading so much about how "good" aplles machines and OS are I bought one about 6 months ago.

      It is for sale now, I found no significant advantage and a number of disavantages in OSX and the apple hardware.

      Plus I got sick of having to use the bloody keyboard to right click! Being a laptop user exclusively, and a fan of touchpads, an external mouse was not an option.

      The only area the MAc seemed better was looks/feel. They certainly make a nice looking product but frankly I found everytrhing else to be inferior.

    4. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple does not build high quality hardware

      Correct, they use the same off the shelf components as anyone else. Their QA is worse then most I've dealt with, at best it's on par with Dell's consumer lines.

      Apple does not build high quality software

      Correct again, they mostly use third party software (OSS, which they contribute back very little), they buy up small companies (much like MS) and most of their in house devlopment is terrible (Quicktime, Itunes, Safari).

      Apple does do something really well
      They figure out one thing a customer really wants and deliver it - and since it is the thing the customer really wants, the customer will put up with bad hardware and software

      Wrong.

      What apple does is creates an attractive image and sells it to someone who is impressionable enough to believe that this a brand will make them appear like the image being portrayed. It's marketing, all Apple really does (and I admit, does well) is marketing. When Apple lets up on the ad's their sales slip, they depend on pushing the "Apple makes you cool" image. That is what this gag order is about, even if they've waived their rights to sue the simple notion that Apple is less then quality will kill their image. Whilst Apple have the right to settle out of court for this, their marketing is not protected by law.

      But look at it this way, you got 2 out of 3.

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    5. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The eject button is no smaller than the window close/minimise/restore buttons. Or you can just right click and choose "eject".

      Or just unplug the cable without ejecting - the message on completion of sync is "ok to disconnect".

    6. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      If you have a 6 month old Mac laptop, just click the touchpad on the right hand side. That performs right click. The touchpad also supports window scrolling gestures too.

      Perhaps Mac wasn't for you (re: no significant advantages) - they're not for everyone. While I love Macs, I'm not going to force anyone to use them!

    7. Re:why doesn't anyone understand apple by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      i really disagree with you, in that , yes thier is a lot of cool branding (ironic, given jobs famous comment, do you want to sell soda pop for the rest of your life) but I stand by my statement - they do figure out what it is people want.
      the success of the ipod is, surely, partly do to cool/marketing/style, but it is mostly cause apple figured out that people want music, and don't want to think about it.

  44. Re:Deliberately inflammatory news entry... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Do you have the link to the news story of these other companies doing this?

  45. Apple the new Microsfot? by gubers33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is funny, Apple's previous marketing plan had also been to be the hip brand to the money hungry Microsoft. It seems Apple has become worse than Microsoft.

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  46. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Second, and more importantly, it's pretty standard for a company to require non-disclosure when a settlement agreement is made. In fact, I'd wager that 99% of all settlement agreements made have a non-disclosure clause and the 1% that don't are made by people without a clue.

    A settlement implies compensation, not a simple refund. They are legally obliged under consumer law in this case to give a full *no-strings* refund. If they had *also* offered compensation for the inconvience etc. *then* they would have been entitled to ask for non-disclosure in exchange.
    Essentially they were trying to con the customer into signing an unnecessary non-disclosure in return for nothing at all, and hoping they were unfamiliar with consumer law.

    This negates your entire argument, which smells badly of desparate fanboyism.

  47. Re:Consumer protection? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Doesn't America have anything like the Consumer Guarantees Act [consumeraffairs.govt.nz]?

    (A) as other posters have pointed out this is the UK.

    (B) Yes, the UK has similar laws for defective products - in which case the retailer (not Apple) should have refunded or replaced it

    (C)Such laws do not apply to accidental damage - and according to TFA, the iPod exploded after being "dropped". So nobody was obliged to refund anybody.

    (D) The UK is also cursed with a moronic popular press. They could have used this to warn the public that any rechargeable electrinic device contains a metric shedload of chemical energy and, if damaged, should be treated with extreme caution. However, it is so much more fun to sensationalize the fact that Apple's offer letter contained the sort of anti-diclosure terms that would be found in virtually any out-of-court settlement.

    Of course, a free press is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately, there's more to "free" than simply not being run by El Presidente.

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  48. Re:Consumer protection? by samjam · · Score: 1

    Many retailers mow will tell you that you should return it to the manufacturer; that you CAN return it to the retailer, who will then just return it to the manufacturer, but it will "take longer"

  49. Re:Consumer protection? by samjam · · Score: 1

    There is some debate over whether or not the product was defective.

    Is it expected to explode violently when dropped? If so are there warnings? If not, perhaps it was a defect?

    Sam

  50. Apple is good Apple is good Apple is good Apple is by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Just keep saying it... that's what makes it true.

    And before anyone says that they are not better than other corporations, let's not go there. The [bad] behavior of others does not excuse in any way the bad behavior of Apple. And Apple should be above all of that stuff anyway.

    "A refund in exchange for silence under the threat of severe legal action?" Dear god. A sharp person would post their story on a blog and collect ad revenues himself. But that would be opportunistic and "bad" too I suppose.

    And what's with this title? A gag order comes from a court issued by a judge. This is a settlement agreement and a rather standard one at that. But is a settlement agreement an appropriate response for a request for refund? Doesn't seem like it to me, but then again, I'm not a big giant corporation with hungry lawyers to feed.

  51. Re:Consumer protection? by bloobloo · · Score: 1

    Negligence only really came into existence in 1932, so by this point the case law wouldn't apply to the US.

    See Donoghue (or McAlister) v Stevenson, [1932] All ER Rep 1; [1932] AC 562; House of Lords

  52. Of course it is a feature... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    It was first introduced in iPhones though.
    The feature I am referring to is at 0:47.

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  53. Apple's declining quality by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's an appalling screw-up: when they explode, there isn't supposed to be any survivor, or evidence.

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    1. Re:Apple's declining quality by Your+Anus · · Score: 1

      There are lies, damn lies, and Apple.

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    2. Re:Apple's declining quality by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I'm sure next year's new Apple craze will be 'magnesium cases'.

      OOH! MAGNESIUM!

      Sexy lightweight metal when you buy it, and nothing but a lot of light, heat, and a sprinkling of white ash left when it self-combusts.

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    3. Re:Apple's declining quality by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      I nominate you for the open Eric Schmidt seat.

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  54. Re:Apple is good Apple is good Apple is good Apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    But that is the standard method for these sorts of things. Apple is a large company after all, so it will behave like one when protecting its business (where it seems counterproductive or not). Settlements with undisclosed terms are not at all uncommon, and you can spin it out with the demonic language quite easily, but that's the nature of them.

    If you threaten to sue, they'll either offer you a settlement like that, or you can take them to court and try your luck there.

    If you don't threaten to sue, they'll give you a new iPod - and they'll probably offer that as an option anyway, even if you do say you'll sue them.

    No one is considering how the family approached them about the issue, but it's not all a one way street. If you go in there screaming and blazing, you are likely to meet with a frosty reception. If you talk to them calmly and more like a level headed human being, they are more likely to be nice to you, and regardless of how a company "should" act (treating all customers equally), it is staffed by human people who my just take it personally if every other word couldn't be repeated before the watershed.

    As a disclaimer, I am an Apple fan, but I am not excusing genuinely crappy things that Apple has done, and may continue to do. This story isn't one of them though.

  55. No gagging by russotto · · Score: 1

    They didn't try to gag her. They tried to bribe her into shutting up. (yeah, I know, it's a subtle distinction).

    1. Re:No gagging by HiThere · · Score: 1

      With a *REALLY* chintzy bribe.

      It reminds me of playing Alpha Centauri. (I always play single mode.) When I'm about to drive one the automated players to extinction they always offer a bribe to let them live. And it's always so cheap that it's really insulting. (I've tried accepting, but it doesn't seem to yield ANY value.)

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  56. Re:Apple is good Apple is good Apple is good Apple by Old97 · · Score: 1

    Excuse me my good sir, but my iPod seems to have exploded? Would you be so kind as to replace it? Oh, and since I was sitting on it at the time, I'm also missing some naughty bits and it hurts when I have a bowel movement. Would Apple please consider providing me with some medical care or a band aid? Pretty please?

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  57. Gag orders by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    If I had my way, all such "gag orders" would become invalid. Often they are used to avoid bad publicity that might be well deserved. This would in no way invalidate slander laws if what was said was false or somehow misleading. As long as what you have to say is true, you should be free to say it. You might have to prove its truthfulness but that is a whole different issue.

    1. Re:Gag orders by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      If I had my way, all such "gag orders" would become invalid. Often they are used to avoid bad publicity that might be well deserved. This would in no way invalidate slander laws if what was said was false or somehow misleading. As long as what you have to say is true, you should be free to say it. You might have to prove its truthfulness but that is a whole different issue.

      That would just make life more difficult for everyone. It would make certain compromises between consumer and manufacturer impossible. Say your iPod breaks and you are not quite sure if it was your fault or not. And Apple looks at it and they are not quite sure either. So you make a compromise: They give you a new iPod, and you don't tell anyone. What is the alternative without the compromise? The alternative is that Apple says it's your fault and you can only get your money by suing them. Which means you either give up and are worse off, or you go to court and everyone is worse off.

  58. Re:Consumer protection? by migla · · Score: 1

    5. They didn't want to sue Apple for a thousand billion in damages because of psychological distress.

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  59. A Better Response..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    An appropriate response to Apple would be:

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    "To whom it may concern,

    Please review the following points:

    1. We do not, and will not, agree to the terms you requested we agree to as a condition of receiving a refund for your defective product which exploded.

    2. You will refund to us the amount that we paid for the product.

    3. You will like it.

    If you do not provide us with a refund within a reasonable amount of time, you will face legal action in which you will find yourselves bent over a barrel on the wrong side of a courtroom and forced to explain defend your unreasonable actions.

    Please reference the enclosed defective device and purchase receipts for your use."

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    Honestly, how on Earth could Apple try to get away with something so stupid?

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  60. A little lost in translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TUAW

    ---[quote]---
    1) This is no gagging order. As nice and evil and meaty as such an accusation sounds, a gagging order comes from a court and no court is involved here. It implies that Apple has gone after this family legally, and that there's been a hearing and a decision and a court order. Quite the opposite. This is just a regular, ho-hum contract between two parties, describing the things they want out of each other.

    While the family may be shocked they got a letter, from a legal perspective they should be shocked if they didn't get one. Apple doesn't feel like they've done anything wrong and isn't going to start admitting its products are combustion risks by returning money out of warranty, which is exactly what it would do it if gave money to these people without some sort of settlement agreement.

    2) A confidentiality agreement is standard operating procedure. Sure, a letter filled with legalese is a little heavy-handed, but hey, the iPod was out of warranty and when a company agrees to give you money it doesn't feel it owes you, especially in a situation such as this one, it can very well request confidentiality you keep your trap shut about it going forward. It's standard practice even when the company thinks it probably does owe you money. No courts are involved, and litigation is spared where the parties would fight over whether or not the money is owed. And when a confidentiality agreement is sought, it's also pretty standard to remind the parties the possible consequences of breaching the agreement.

    1. Re:A little lost in translation? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It isn't a gag order. It is gagging. Were I to receive such a letter it would cause me to gag.

      It's a threat wrapped around an insult, and with no legal basis behind the threat UNLESS you accept it. It's wholly based on the presumption that the person receiving it won't realize how contemptible it is. Fortunately, they appear to have realized that it fairly shouted "It's a trap!!".

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  61. Oh dear god. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You were impressed by being sold an overpriced guarantee?

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Oh dear god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was not overpriced for *him*.

  62. Call in Failure Analysis by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

    The people to call when this happens are Failure Analysis Associates, an engineering consultancy that analyzes engineering failures. They started with building structural failures, and they've branched out. They call themselves "The Exponent Group" now.

    One of the things they do is battery failure investigation. These are the people your class action lawyer brings in to find out what really happened. Companies with a clue use this to fix their manufacturing processes. Whether or not Apple has a clue about this, or whether they just take whatever their China supplier gives them, remains to be determined in court.

    1. Re:Call in Failure Analysis by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Companies with a clue use this to fix their manufacturing processes. Whether or not Apple has a clue about this, or whether they just take whatever their China supplier gives them, remains to be determined in court.

      It's not necessarily the manufacturing process. It is primarily the QA that is failing here. Every production line has to throw out a certain percentage of whatever they are producing due to various faults. It's impossible to have 100% of products pass QA, Apple have either not tested their products properly or set a very low bar for QA, either way there are too many failures for their QA to be correct.

      If the QA spots a problem with the manufacturing process then you fix the manufacturing process. QA needs to be right otherwise you have no idea what is broken.

      But as you said, companies with a clue.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  63. Re:Consumer protection? by itsdapead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it expected to explode violently when dropped?

    No. There are tens of millions of iPods out there. Lots of people must drop them. If they were expected to explode when dropped, the streets would be littered with singed and blood-spattered white earbuds, and Apple would have had their asses sued off ages ago. However there is a possibility that anything with a lithium battery could explode violently if dropped, faulty or not.

    If so are there warnings?

    I'm sure that buried in amongst all the warnings about not playing music too loud, not crossing the road while listening to music, not inserting iPods in various bodily orifices, not eating iPods, not garrotting people with the headphone cord, not touching the live wires if the charger breaks, not hacking people to death with a machette (while listening to an iPod) there is something on the lines of "if iPod starts making a hissing noise and smoking, do not hold it up to your ear" - although the victim in this case seems to have worked that one out for himself.

    That's kinda the problem with the zero-risk society.

    If not, perhaps it was a defect?

    Perhaps. Perhaps that was why Apple offered to give the guy a refund? The real question is, was it a systematic defect affecting all iPods - or is it just that Apple is a more tempting target for journalists and ambulance-chasers, and whenever some cheap no-brand kit goes kaboom it doesn't make the Times?

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  64. weeerrrrrrrrrrttt. by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    "I sold my cow, I sold my cow; so I have no use for your bull now."

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  65. Bye Bye apple! by aegis3d · · Score: 0

    Who is going to be the first one that takes an ipod on a plane and crunches the battery? =D Then it will be bye bye apple.

  66. Water bottles are allowed on planes. by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 1

    You can take bottles of water on planes. I did it just last week.

    The trick is you can't take them through the security checkpoint.

    Just pick up a bottle of water in the terminal. Yes, it's more expensive, like everything in the airport.

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    "People" using "unnecessary" quotes should be "shot".
    1. Re:Water bottles are allowed on planes. by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 1

      What's really funny is that you can just take an empty bottle through and fill it at any of the drinking fountains etc. that are past security. BUT - if you have a couple of drops left in the bottom of that empty bottle, then apparently it becomes a security risk and you will be required to "voluntarily surrender" it...

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  67. OK, that's a sign from above... by Lime+Green+Bowler · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... that I need to pony up the $9.95 to upgrade my 6-month old iPod Touch to firmware v3.0, or... wait, where's this going? Nowhere. I just wanted to vent that Apple wants $9.95 for a firmware upgrade that adds a few incremental features. Mine is under warranty, so why can't I upgrade for free? Oh, yeah. Because Apple are greedy bee-stards. Apple silencing the truth doesn't surprise me at all. I hope my pocket doesn't catch on fire now.

    Modding down by Apple fanboiz in 5...4...3...

  68. Re:Question of human nature by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    Okay, so my post got modded down -3 as a Troll.

    If someone could explain to me why it's a troll, I'd be grateful.

  69. Re:Question of human nature by sjames · · Score: 1

    Actually, statistics suggest the odds of someone going postal are better than one in a billion. I would say though that it is just a matter of time.

    I just read a story yesterday where someone who got screwed over by his local town council converted a bulldozer into an armor plated "killdozer" and then demolished city hall, the mayor's house, a business owned by a councilman, and part of the business whose owner appears to have made an under the table deal with the council to screw him over. He killed himself before police were able to get inside the armored cab.

    That one case would fix the odds at 1 in 6.5 billion for everyone, but I'm fairly sure there have been more than 5 other incidents in the U.S. alone if you count school incidents and of course, the original incidents at the U.S. post office locations. That places the lifetime odds at closer to 1 in 50 million for the general population in the U.S. I have no idea what percentage of the U.S. population never gets provoked seriously enough, so I can't narrow the odds any further.

  70. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by Me!+Me!+42 · · Score: 1

    Actually this is not a "simple refund" since the iPod was badly damaged by dropping and was out of warrantee. You can't get a refund on your out-of-warrantee car after you get in a wreck (even if it explodes.) Only if it was negligently designed do you even have a chance, and that does not appear to be an issue here. The exploding battery problem is part and parcel of Li-Ion batteries. Such small and powerful batteries will fail in rare instances, especially when damaged. As we have seen, it will happen with any device.
    That said, Apple were stupid not to have addressed it more deftly. They could have offered a prompt replacement with no real skin off of their nose and if they wanted silence they could have sweetened the deal with a $200 (Euro) gift card contingent on the signed NDA. Sounds like these folks still might not have signed it but they would be somewhat happier, Apple would have the damaged iPod, and the haters would have little to whine about.

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  71. MOD PARENT UP / FUNNY by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MOAR!

    Sauce?

    Sets, please.

    ToGTFO.

    Holy smoke, I'm a middle-aged man. I shouldn't know this crap...

  72. Re:Question of human nature by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    I was multiplying the number of people by the number of time they get pissed off in their lives. It takes several pissing off to make someone go postal. In fact, the average human is remarkably resistant to pressure.

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  73. Apple is so cheap... by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    They (or an executive) think a few hundred USD full refund can buy silent? Even I am not ready to sell out at that price.

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    The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the 'social sciences' is: some do, some don't
  74. Re:Consumer protection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an American company. They're also traded on American stock exchanges.

  75. The fun part is missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they tie them to an iPod after gagging them?

  76. The teflon apple ? by Archfeld · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "The Trading Standards Institute said that it could not comment on whether such letters were standard across the industry, but that it could understand that Apple would want to protect its reputation by trying to reach a confidential settlement."

    WTF ?!?! Understand why Apple would try and protect its' reputation with a confidential settlement. Yeah God forbid Apple try and protect its' reputation by keeping its' customers happy or producing a SAFE DECENT product that did not EXPLODE, or failing that own up and treat the issue responsibly and show its' customers they actually care, or even try and FAKE it a wee bit. Sadly though the Apple seem to be rotting from the inside out, the skin still seems like teflon and the shit the kick up never seems to stick to them, nor does Apple seem to think as customers or potential customers, we can smell the stink arising.

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  77. Thats because by msimm · · Score: 1

    That's because corporations have grown bigger and more important then citizens.

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    Quack, quack.
  78. Apple Has No Clothes by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So Apple has no clothes when it comes to its squeaky-clean fanboi image.

    Wow, what a surprise!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Apple Has No Clothes by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      "Barack, just apologize to Sgt. James Crowley and be done with it. You've already apologized to everybody else."

      When will Crowley apologize for lying on his police report? He's the one who furthered the idea that the 911 call mentioned "two black men," not the caller.

      He also insisted that Gates come out of his house after he had already established his right to be in that house for one reason: to lure him out on the porch where he could be arrested for disorderly conduct. That's why the charges were dropped, because they were BS.

      Gates would have been wiser not to have gotten lippy with the cop, but the cop was no angel either.

      But of course, an Apple-hater luvs whatever cops do.

  79. Slashdot Editors Now Trolling? by Snowdog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The headline on this article is blatantly misleading. A gag order is issued by a court after legal proceedings, and if Apple had tried to get a gag order against this girl and her family, that would indeed have been newsworthy. What Apple did do was to offer the girl a refund for her dead iPod (which they had no obligation to do, as it was out of warranty and there was no clear evidence that Apple was at fault), and as part of the standard paperwork that goes with such an offer it specifies that the girl and her family would in turn not try to use the refund as evidence of wrong-doing on the part of Apple. For a more complete analysis, see:
    http://www.tuaw.com/2009/08/03/apple-most-assuredly-not-slapping-family-with-gagging-order-ov/

    The Times seriously misreported this story (apparently for the sake of sensationalism to sell papers), and now Slashdot is feeding the fire. :P

  80. Re:Consumer protection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What has America got to do with this story? Several pointers as to why this is a UK story (and no, despite appearances to the contrary we're not part of the US yet):

    1. Its a story from the Times - a major UK broadsheet newspaper.
    2. He obtained the iPod at Argos which I believe is not present in the US.
    3. He's from Liverpool - which, last time I looked, is in England in the context of this article.
    4. Trading Standards Institute is the UK consumer protection board.

    USA! USA!

    Last I heard Slashdot was not just for those in the 'land of the free' !!

  81. That is standard business practice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really...move along. Nothing to see here.

  82. Re:no the real story is why has it become acceptab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is 'the truth' that you are saying is being hidden? There is a huge difference between saying 'you may not say the ipod exploded' and saying 'you may not say the ipod exploded AND apple offered me x'. The first one is actually news, and there appears to be no attempt to gag anyone on that. The second part is strictly a business transaction between two private parties, which no-one else has any 'right' to know about. Why would they want to hide the second part? Any number of reasons. The first of course is the large number of crazies who will either CLAIM their iPod exploded, or will actually try to make it explode, just so they can reach some settlement. Another reason is that once someone says what the terms of their settlement are, everyone else will demand the same settlement

    Are you saying it is not acceptable to 'hide the truth' just because someone might get hurt? Then please spread the truth and tell us all your personal info.

  83. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by bws111 · · Score: 1

    I don't see how a prompt replacement with no NDA would be no skin off their noses. Sure, that ONE instance may not cost them much. But can you imagine how many idiots are out there who would then look at their scratched, barely-charging iPods and think 'all I have to do is make it explode and I get a new one FREE'? Then there would be an article about how Apple was being irresponsible by forcing these idiots to perform a dangerous stunt just to get a new iPod, so why don't they just give anyone a free one anytime they ask for it.

  84. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by Me!+Me!+42 · · Score: 1

    Bws111, I suppose you are right to some extent. Some people will always seek to take advantage of any system. And perhaps my incentives are off. But that's where judgement and forensic engineering comes into play.
    1.) purposeful destruction would probably be pretty apparent
    2.) batteries that barely charge will not explode anyway ( I imagine this iPod touch was probably only slightly out of warrantee and therefore Apple felt like some compensation was in order.)
    3.) Apple's recycling program already gives a credit for old iPods, so this is not such a big deal
    4.) the nature of circumstances where Apple wants and gets an NDA will not be transparent to abusers since nobody will be talking about it.
    Not even Apple gets something for nothing. If they want the iPod back, they need to pay for it. If they want the NDA, they need to pay for it. If the customer in question wants the refund, they need to give something up for that too.

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    -- My apologies if the above facts contain any opinions, or vice versa! --
  85. The iPhone related comments on that article... by QJimbo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "My Iphone shot out a flame and all they wanted to do was to get it back in their possession! I got nothing from them. No refund, no discount, nothing! And because I had just signed a 2 year contract, i was only able to repurchase that same phone!"

    "I called Apple and they said they would send me a box for me to send it back to them. They said a fuse inside popped! I had to go a buy a new one, no refund, not even a discount!!"

    The comments on the times article regarding people having problems with their iPhone's are slightly bewildering. There are at least two where people say their iPhone exploded, and apple asked them to put it in a box and send it back, and then they go out and buy another phone. Who would buy from the same company after such an experience?

  86. 10 Feet? by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    within 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the air

    Why do i have a real hard time believing this?

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  87. Re:Consumer protection? by mgblst · · Score: 1

    You are not from the US, so you have no excuse for being ignorant of the world around you, and should realise that this is not set in the US but the UK.

  88. Re:Consumer protection? by Ironlenny · · Score: 1

    Since "United Kingdom" and "United States" both have "United" in them, it is just easier to assume the United Kingdom is part of the United States.

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    There is a system for subverting the system and you should use that system!
  89. Look at all the haters by metaforest · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I have a central problem with TFA?

    Has anyone been able to determine if the customer's assertion is TRUE?

    All of this customer service noise is just that.

    And if there is a problem, that shit is going to come out in court.

    Let's just see where this goes before we haul out the marsupial jurisprudence. (Kangaroo court)

    WTF do I still have an active account here?

  90. Re:Apple is good Apple is good Apple is good Apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Read the instruction manual. Do not drop or crush iPod.

    We're sorry you're the 1 in 11 million whose battery has failed.

  91. Overblown by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    This was nothing but a settlement. If they want to publicize the thing, they can go to court. If they want some money/iPod in compensation, then it's standard that the payee asks the complainant to stifle it. If the Apple lawyers wrote the agreement any other way, they'd be guilty of malpractice. Oh, but here (and in Rupert's Times), it's evil Apple arbitrarily clamping down on free speech.

  92. Re:Consumer protection? by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's a rag that was bought out by Rupert, and is disgracing itself with its partisanship and tabloid tactics every day. The Times as it used to be is dead.

  93. ooo you badmouthed apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    prepare to get mod'd to purgatory by the rabid fanboi's here :) Apple=good, disagree with apple=troll/flamebait :)