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  1. Re:Or maybe the sense of smell... on Lost Sense of Smell Is a Strong Predictor of Death Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Human beings aren't supposed to stink.

    Sounds like you have some underlying religious assumptions.

  2. Re:Oh great. on FDA Issues Guidance On Cybersecurity of Medical Devices · · Score: 1

    buggy compilers, incompletely documented hardware and similar issues

    Well yes, as the husband of someone who wears an insulin pump, I do expect you to get your shit together before shipping the product. And considering how much we pay for these pumps and sensors, I think it's reasonable for you to demand properly documented hardware and correct compilers from your suppliers.

    I also need to consider cryptography.

    OR... you could stop trying to make medical devices that try to be part of the Internet of Things, and only provided the external connectivity needed to download data from the device. If firmware updates are needed, make that something that's done at a repair center, using a communications port that end users can't or won't normally access.

  3. Re:Live by the sword, die by the sword on Senators Threaten To Rescind NFL Antitrust Exemption · · Score: 4, Funny

    The League of Extraordinary Lobbyists?

  4. Re:Could they get any more special treatment? on Senators Threaten To Rescind NFL Antitrust Exemption · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NFL also gets nonprofit status on top of this. Could we do more to support them?

    I dunno. Let's rename them to the Israeli Football League and see what happens.

  5. Re:Story title needs a warning! on Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures? · · Score: 1

    Dude. It's in the second sentence of the summary. Or do you make it a habit of typing people whose names you don't recognize into Google Image with SafeSearch turned off for some reason?

    Actually, that's exactly what happened, to be honest. Apparently I'm in a small minority though, given the negative feedback on this thread.

  6. Story title needs a warning! on Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I didn't realize she was under-age when I saw the headline. A few quick Google searches later, and I'd unwittingly accessed what counts as child porn.

    Serious, Slashdot editors, this title needs a fix to include a warning, like instantly.

  7. It's about liability on Intel Drops Gamasutra Sponsorship Over Controversial Editorials · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're concerned about being sued by readers for repetitive stress injuries stemming from eye-rolling at these articles.

  8. Re:Completely Contained? on Ebola Has Made It To the United States · · Score: 1

    Then how the hell did it end up in Texas?

    Well, I'm going to assume someone upgraded it to Extreme Zoonosis. Heck, even Greenland's not safe now.

  9. Re:I WANT on Building Apps In Swift With Storyboards · · Score: 1

    Correction:


    int main(int argc, const char* argv[])
    {
        App * app = LoadFromYear( 1987, "HyperCard" );
        return app->run( argc, argv );
    }

  10. Re:How about protecting the public on Piracy Police Chief Calls For State Interference To Stop Internet "Anarchy" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well then. Revolution it is.

    It would be a horrible civil war, at least in the U.S. The citizenry is so divided on so many issues, that I believe the battles would continue long after the federal government was overthrown.

  11. The City of London Police are a territorial police force though; they're all (well all of the full time and specials) are sworn constables.

    My impression is that most policemen are ultimately deferential to those who pay them.

  12. Re:It doesn't matter on PostgreSQL Outperforms MongoDB In New Round of Tests · · Score: 1

    two-phase commit

    I'd say just to be safe, you should be using 3- or 4-phase commit.

  13. Re:It doesn't matter on PostgreSQL Outperforms MongoDB In New Round of Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm afraid you were still semi-wooshed. I was actually making a reference to this.

  14. It doesn't matter on PostgreSQL Outperforms MongoDB In New Round of Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because Postgres isn't web-scale. I want web-scale.

  15. The OP video was wrong on Euclideon Teases Photorealistic Voxel-Based Game Engine · · Score: 1

    Early in the video, the narrator said "our eyes just know that these (shown on the screen) videos are real", with the point being that later on he was going to surprise us that they were in fact renditions by his product.

    But when I was looking at those images, I was actually thinking that they didn't look real to me. For some reason, I found myself thinking of Half-life 2.

  16. Re:Welcome to the world of photo-shoped video on Euclideon Teases Photorealistic Voxel-Based Game Engine · · Score: 1

    Yes, with this new product, you the fashion and cosmetic industry will be able to make videos with models whose waist is thinner than their ankes.

    I think Walmart has already solved that design problem. They're called "cankles".

  17. This makes me nostaltalgic on Euclideon Teases Photorealistic Voxel-Based Game Engine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only that we're talking about voxels, but also we're actually Slashdotting an origin server.

  18. Re:Fine! on Microsoft On US Immigration: It's Our Way Or the Canadian Highway · · Score: 1

    That's the problem with liberals like Gates. They are very good at telling others how to be responsible citizens but consider themselves exempt from that

    There's a classic quip about that. "A liberal is someone who will give you the shirt off of someone else's back."

  19. Re:Best to pretend you don't have the PhD... on Ask Slashdot: Finding a Job After Completing Computer Science Ph.D? · · Score: 2

    This was my experience as well. I have lots of experience, but I decided to get a PhD both to scratch a personal itch and to maybe open some employment doors.

    What I found was that it did open a few particular doors, including for my current job which I'm really enjoying.

    However, the number of doors open, compared to if I'd just stopped at a Master's degree, is probably lower. Especially if you consider the years I was working on my PhD rather than keeping up with the latest buzzword-bingo skills.

    I guess I had to learn the lesson the hard way, despite some pretty clear warnings: unless you're going for a career in academia or research, you're better off stopping at a masters.

  20. Re:Stop using Facebook on Mark Zuckerberg Throws Pal Joe Green Under the Tech Immigration Bus · · Score: 1

    Dick Cheney brought us the current mess.

    I think you'd need to be more specific regarding which mess you're talking about. We have a lot of issues at the moment.

  21. Re:Most transparent ever? on Mark Zuckerberg Throws Pal Joe Green Under the Tech Immigration Bus · · Score: 2

    I'm sure his press secretary would argue that was more of an aspirational statement. And that it was necessitated by Republican inaction.

  22. Re:Stop using Facebook on Mark Zuckerberg Throws Pal Joe Green Under the Tech Immigration Bus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There couldn't be a wrose personality to be in power than Zuckerberg.

    I dunno. Dick Cheney or Nancy Pelosi might be worse.

  23. Re:Was it really so bad? on Emails Cast Unflattering Light On Internal Politics of Healthcare.gov Rollout · · Score: 1

    > church...index cards and toilet paper

    Exactly. Those xians are so stupid as you note. They are all racist and want to murder us minorities. That is the way of their kind. They flood the streets with guns to kill young black men, and they know that by denying them ER care that more of us will die. That is their ultimate plan. They are denying us healthcare in order to kill us.

    I... think you're focusing on a minor bigotry of the GP, which was not really related to his main point.

  24. Re:Was it really so bad? on Emails Cast Unflattering Light On Internal Politics of Healthcare.gov Rollout · · Score: 1

    Your login is "LostMyBeaver". I'm sorry, but I just have to ask... did you have a sex change?

  25. Re:why does the CRTC need this list? on Canadian Regulator Threatens To Impose New Netflix Regulation · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should just offer a link to a free YYZ download with every Netflix membership. Problem solved.