Doesn't it bring to mind the image of a fat teenaged jackoff when you hear people call it "porno" instead of porn?
Porn is such a more elegant word, you can kind of get a manly growl saying it "pooorrrrrn". But the word "porno" reduces you to a high-pitched, whiny, barely pubescent sound.
Real men look at porn.
Dorky boys say "Hey guys, look, I've got some porno and a new D&D video game." If you're going to beat off several times a day, at least change the sheets once a week. Otherwise you end up with a smell in your room that you don't notice, but everybody else does. Especially your mother. It's really disgusting.
Yah, don't run XP you dipshit. What justifyable reason could you possibly come up with to make you able to excuse that slip of judgement and still retain the respect of non-clones?
I don't get why they were knocking the low voltage of the battery - a typical single cell (such as a AAA, AA, C, or D battery) produces 1.5 volts, the same as this one. A 9 volt battery is actually 6 small cells in one package. A 12 volt car battery has 9 cells.
A cattle prod typically has a single 1.5 volt D cell, it just charges a capacitor and uses a coil to create the momentary burst to cause a shock.
Don't knock the battery just because it's only 1.5 volts...
If they'd just make everything (Everything, not just a small selection of stuff) available with some huge amounts of bandwidth for a small fee per song, I'd find it much more convenient than trolling through a bunch of lame slow connection via Limewire. But no, they are just pulling the ostrich routine...
Fact: Wacking isn't just for "fun" anymore, the self-enjoyment industry made a net income of $6.3 billion in 2002, surpassing even the movie industry. Developers profit and continue to take advantage of today's youth with cute, loveable, addictive, and recognizable characters. A practice and strategy similar to those used by the tobacco industry.
Fact: Wacking has been proven to prevent the development of the proper social skills and interaction needed for a long happy and enjoyable life. Young wackers are prone to being burdened with depression and sadness all throughout their life
Fact: Health studies have found that even those casual wackers suffer from low self-esteem and self-pride compared to their athletic and more socially accepted peers in their same age group. Young wackers were found to be more likely to become lifetime wacking addicts and becoming social outcasts.
Fact: Hardcore wacking not only leads to wacking addiction and abrupt lifestyle changes, but to crime and felony as well. Hardcore wackers never get girlfriends. Instead, downloading illegally cloned sheep or "sh33pz" is the only method acceptable by the underground. Buying a legit female is grounds for abandonment by community groups. You may not be buying your child lubricative substances, but they can illegally obtain them off the internet.
Self-spanking Addiction: What to Watch Out For
Symptom: Child spending numerous amount of time in their bedroom and at home This is a classic sign of a growing addiction. The child spends the majority of his time at home in his bedroom, only breaking out of his "base" for food and bathroom breaks. This behavior is commonly known as a "wacking binge" which can last from a couple of hours, a whole night, and in some extreme circumstances, a full 24 to 48 hour wacking binge (occurring usually on weekends).
We highly recommend your child's bedroom be absent of all forms of electronic entertainment devices. This includes a home computer, and/or masturbation console systems. It is best for all electronic entertainment devices be placed in a common area where a clock is present and adult supervision is available. If this is not at all possible, we recommend having your child's door remain open and be checked in on every hour. Parents should be extra cautious around the time of bedtime until morning.
Encourage your child to be more active. Arrange for your child to go over to a friends house for the afternoon, setup a gathering party at your home, or even sign up your child for an after school sport or activity.
Symptom: Poor school grades
A typical report card by a troubled wacker:
Computer Education: Lame English Poor Mathematics Poor Science Average Social Studies Poor Physical Education Excellent
Never assume drugs or otherwise is the problem for your child's poor academic performance. Wacking addiction is not to be under-estimated. It is a serious epidemic plaguing our children nationwide. We recommend getting professional psychiatric help.
Symptom: Unusual "Role-Playing"
Massive Multiplayer Online Rod Stroking Games (MMORSG) are a digital escape from the real world for emotionally unhealthy and mentally unstable people. It is a place for masturbation enthusiasts and social outcasts to gather un-bothered and un-harassed by the realities of real life.
While the focus and idea behind MMORSG seems utopian and innocent, the emotional and mental wellness of the wacker can be severely affected: increased anxiety and irritability, argumentative, appetite and weight loss, impaired judgment, paranoia, sadness and depression, loss of interest in appearance, and sleeplessness
Masturbation addiction has become so serious now that the mass-media now compares self-stimulation to alcohol and drug abuse.
MMORSG's are the most addicting genre of self-enjoyment available and developers are selfishly aware of these statistics. Developers take advantage of the situation by charging people hefty monthly rates for their "services" and release mediocre expansion pumps to keep the wanking fresh. We caution parents to never hand out credit card information or sign up their child for any suspicious online and monthly services.
MMORSG's were recently labeled as one of the top 10 leading causes of students dropping out of high school.
Masturbative Violence: The Hidden Dangers
Danger: Does masturbation make people violent?
Yes. What was once a debatable question, is now fact. New research has concluded that spanking your monkey and behavior related violence are in fact closely related.
Danger: Does masturbation teach people how to spurt?
Yes. When masturbation was linked to the Columbine high school shooters, a frenzy of new research was launched, in which, one team of researchers discovered that first person squirter games do indeed teach gamers with the basic knowledge of how to spurt. This research arrived be so conclusive that the U.S. government Army developed a free picture to be used as a virtual squirt camp and wacking simulator.
I am too spoiled by 1600x1200 displays. There's no way I could go back to playing games on a crappy 640x400 TV screen. Yuck. Could you imagine playing Neverwinter Nights on a freaking TV? Console games are low-class crap for Bubba Joe. I puke when I see the shitty graphics on a TV. Even HDTV isn't the same.
Have you updated the firmware? My SR11 used to lock cold every few days. A few updates ago (Early summer), they finally got it right. I haven't had a lock up in months.
I found their "technical" documentation - it was a wildly entertaining read, the ultimate in nonsense techno-babble. What in the hell is a "tetra-gigahertz"?
Great phrases like:
"Mathematical expressions have been eliminated to allow the reader to interpret the words and draw pictures in his mind to see what I, and so many others in the past have discovered but were afraid to write about or do until now."
"The frequency dependence of attenuation in the earth ionosphere wave-guide channel is known but will not be disclosed in this paper."
"If after reviewing all the this data including the above written data, if the reader still does not have a clear understanding then it is clear that the reader does not have the ability to think outside the circle (remember, my condition at the outset?)"
Definitions of acronyms like ATM and CDMA at the end, although none of those terms are discussed in the document.
Their web site is so badly done it's hilarious. None of it seems to make any sense. They go on about some super-technological wireless radio system that even works in a submarine, and also some way these radios can be re-tuned into a long-distance incineration weapon.
Check it out, it's pretty funny.
And great sound effects - sounds like a whale giving birth to a chimp, not sure what it's supposed to be, or why on earth a corporate site would want such strange noises to prelude into a really wacked presentation on their super-vague "4G" lethal boomboxes...
They do functionality testing for IE (win32 & mac), Netscape (win32, mac, Linux), and Mozilla (including Linux). Works great. Even newer versions of Konqueror work there.
Now if they'd just stop charging two bucks for using a non-FNBO ATM - the non-FNBO ATM already charges me $1 - $4, plus FNBO charges another $2 on top of that, complete scammage.
They should try suing Bill & Ted and George Carlin for the infringing time-travelling phone booth they used in their excellent adventure... They definitely stole the idea...
Totally excellent system configuration GUI - check out WebMin - not only does it have a sweet SendMail config interface, it'll also config just about anything else on your system.
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Doesn't it bring to mind the image of a fat teenaged jackoff when you hear people call it "porno" instead of porn?
Porn is such a more elegant word, you can kind of get a manly growl saying it "pooorrrrrn". But the word "porno" reduces you to a high-pitched, whiny, barely pubescent sound.
Real men look at porn.
Dorky boys say "Hey guys, look, I've got some porno and a new D&D video game." If you're going to beat off several times a day, at least change the sheets once a week. Otherwise you end up with a smell in your room that you don't notice, but everybody else does. Especially your mother. It's really disgusting.
I've been waiting for YEARS to see the pixels get so small you cannot see them.
I want a 50" 1,024,000 x 768,000 display that I can hang on the wall.
Yah, don't run XP you dipshit. What justifyable reason could you possibly come up with to make you able to excuse that slip of judgement and still retain the respect of non-clones?
What? I didn't eat no bar bitch.
Whadafuchutalkinbout?
I don't get why they were knocking the low voltage of the battery - a typical single cell (such as a AAA, AA, C, or D battery) produces 1.5 volts, the same as this one. A 9 volt battery is actually 6 small cells in one package. A 12 volt car battery has 9 cells.
A cattle prod typically has a single 1.5 volt D cell, it just charges a capacitor and uses a coil to create the momentary burst to cause a shock.
Don't knock the battery just because it's only 1.5 volts...
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What is Nebraska going to court for? The article didn't say anything besides stating that they had a problem with it (??) for some reason.
If they'd just make everything (Everything, not just a small selection of stuff) available with some huge amounts of bandwidth for a small fee per song, I'd find it much more convenient than trolling through a bunch of lame slow connection via Limewire. But no, they are just pulling the ostrich routine...
Do Slashdot employees ever get bitched out for sitting around at work doing nothing but reading Slashdot? :)
Yah, but in America, freshly brewed coffee is nearer to 200 degrees, so it must be a lot hotter. :)
Wacking: The Frightening Facts
Fact: Wacking isn't just for "fun" anymore, the self-enjoyment industry made a net income of $6.3 billion in 2002, surpassing even the movie industry. Developers profit and continue to take advantage of today's youth with cute, loveable, addictive, and recognizable characters. A practice and strategy similar to those used by the tobacco industry.
Fact: Wacking has been proven to prevent the development of the proper social skills and interaction needed for a long happy and enjoyable life. Young wackers are prone to being burdened with depression and sadness all throughout their life
Fact: Health studies have found that even those casual wackers suffer from low self-esteem and self-pride compared to their athletic and more socially accepted peers in their same age group. Young wackers were found to be more likely to become lifetime wacking addicts and becoming social outcasts.
Fact: Hardcore wacking not only leads to wacking addiction and abrupt lifestyle changes, but to crime and felony as well. Hardcore wackers never get girlfriends. Instead, downloading illegally cloned sheep or "sh33pz" is the only method acceptable by the underground. Buying a legit female is grounds for abandonment by community groups. You may not be buying your child lubricative substances, but they can illegally obtain them off the internet.
Self-spanking Addiction: What to Watch Out For
Symptom: Child spending numerous amount of time in their bedroom and at home
This is a classic sign of a growing addiction. The child spends the majority of his time at home in his bedroom, only breaking out of his "base" for food and bathroom breaks. This behavior is commonly known as a "wacking binge" which can last from a couple of hours, a whole night, and in some extreme circumstances, a full 24 to 48 hour wacking binge (occurring usually on weekends).
We highly recommend your child's bedroom be absent of all forms of electronic entertainment devices. This includes a home computer, and/or masturbation console systems. It is best for all electronic entertainment devices be placed in a common area where a clock is present and adult supervision is available. If this is not at all possible, we recommend having your child's door remain open and be checked in on every hour. Parents should be extra cautious around the time of bedtime until morning.
Encourage your child to be more active. Arrange for your child to go over to a friends house for the afternoon, setup a gathering party at your home, or even sign up your child for an after school sport or activity.
Symptom: Poor school grades
A typical report card by a troubled wacker:
Computer Education: Lame
English Poor
Mathematics Poor
Science Average
Social Studies Poor
Physical Education Excellent
Never assume drugs or otherwise is the problem for your child's poor academic performance. Wacking addiction is not to be under-estimated. It is a serious epidemic plaguing our children nationwide. We recommend getting professional psychiatric help.
Symptom: Unusual "Role-Playing"
Massive Multiplayer Online Rod Stroking Games (MMORSG) are a digital escape from the real world for emotionally unhealthy and mentally unstable people. It is a place for masturbation enthusiasts and social outcasts to gather un-bothered and un-harassed by the realities of real life.
While the focus and idea behind MMORSG seems utopian and innocent, the emotional and mental wellness of the wacker can be severely affected: increased anxiety and irritability, argumentative, appetite and weight loss, impaired judgment, paranoia, sadness and depression, loss of interest in appearance, and sleeplessness
Masturbation addiction has become so serious now that the mass-media now compares self-stimulation to alcohol and drug abuse.
MMORSG's are the most addicting genre of self-enjoyment available and developers are selfishly aware of these statistics. Developers take advantage of the situation by charging people hefty monthly rates for their "services" and release mediocre expansion pumps to keep the wanking fresh. We caution parents to never hand out credit card information or sign up their child for any suspicious online and monthly services.
MMORSG's were recently labeled as one of the top 10 leading causes of students dropping out of high school.
Masturbative Violence: The Hidden Dangers
Danger: Does masturbation make people violent?
Yes. What was once a debatable question, is now fact. New research has concluded that spanking your monkey and behavior related violence are in fact closely related.
Danger: Does masturbation teach people how to spurt?
Yes. When masturbation was linked to the Columbine high school shooters, a frenzy of new research was launched, in which, one team of researchers discovered that first person squirter games do indeed teach gamers with the basic knowledge of how to spurt. This research arrived be so conclusive that the U.S. government Army developed a free picture to be used as a virtual squirt camp and wacking simulator.
Check out localhost for more info...
Flamebait, huh? Wow, I must have struck a nerve with the Bubba Joe crowd. :)
I am too spoiled by 1600x1200 displays. There's no way I could go back to playing games on a crappy 640x400 TV screen. Yuck. Could you imagine playing Neverwinter Nights on a freaking TV? Console games are low-class crap for Bubba Joe. I puke when I see the shitty graphics on a TV. Even HDTV isn't the same.
Have you updated the firmware? My SR11 used to lock cold every few days. A few updates ago (Early summer), they finally got it right. I haven't had a lock up in months.
Cool, where are these underground Marlboro dealers where I can get a pack for less than $3.50? :)
Oh bullshit. Two near monopolies are better than one complete monopoly.
Your point is a assinine as wanting only Microsoft to produce software. Where would that leave us?
I found their "technical" documentation - it was a wildly entertaining read, the ultimate in nonsense techno-babble. What in the hell is a "tetra-gigahertz"?
:)
Great phrases like:
"Mathematical expressions have been eliminated to allow the reader to interpret the words and draw pictures in his mind to see what I, and so many others in the past have discovered but were afraid to write about or do until now."
"The frequency dependence of attenuation in the earth ionosphere wave-guide channel is known but will not be disclosed in this paper."
"If after reviewing all the this data including the above written data, if the reader still does not have a clear understanding then it is clear that the reader does not have the ability to think outside the circle (remember, my condition at the outset?)"
Definitions of acronyms like ATM and CDMA at the end, although none of those terms are discussed in the document.
Read it, laugh your head off!
Their web site is so badly done it's hilarious. None of it seems to make any sense. They go on about some super-technological wireless radio system that even works in a submarine, and also some way these radios can be re-tuned into a long-distance incineration weapon.
Check it out, it's pretty funny.
And great sound effects - sounds like a whale giving birth to a chimp, not sure what it's supposed to be, or why on earth a corporate site would want such strange noises to prelude into a really wacked presentation on their super-vague "4G" lethal boomboxes...
They do functionality testing for IE (win32 & mac), Netscape (win32, mac, Linux), and Mozilla (including Linux). Works great. Even newer versions of Konqueror work there.
http://www.fnbomaha.com
Now if they'd just stop charging two bucks for using a non-FNBO ATM - the non-FNBO ATM already charges me $1 - $4, plus FNBO charges another $2 on top of that, complete scammage.
Isn't the extra heat because of all the other planets being built there?
Oh wait, that's Magrathea...
They should try suing Bill & Ted and George Carlin for the infringing time-travelling phone booth they used in their excellent adventure... They definitely stole the idea...
This wasn't supposed to go here, instead into the guys journal about needing help with sendmail. Sorry!
Totally excellent system configuration GUI - check out WebMin - not only does it have a sweet SendMail config interface, it'll also config just about anything else on your system.
http://www.webmin.com/
"watching MTV (some things havent changed in 20 yrs)"
Except that 20 years ago, MTV played videos, now it's just a bunch of really low-mentality "Stuffed morons at the beach" type shows. WTF happened?