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  1. Re:*Open* Beta? on Star Trek Online Open Beta Starts Today · · Score: 1

    Wait wait wait... so the guy pointed out that there is an open beta where you do not have to pre-order and hes a troll? WTF?

  2. Re:A Quote from the "General Gameplay" FAQ on Star Trek Online Open Beta Starts Today · · Score: 1

    So eve hasa da green ladies?

  3. Love the space program on NASA Satellite Looks For Response From Dead Mars Craft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wish we took 50% of the money given to the military and put it into space. We would be at Jupiter right now.

  4. Prozac enduced on Spider-Man 4 Scrapped, Franchise Reboot Planned · · Score: 0, Troll

    The themes to the Spider-Man movies were so depressing that the whole cast and director were up to 9 prozac a day. Spider-Man dark? No... it was a standard gay college kids experience back in the 1980s. Why? Because what dumbass would not go after the ass that keeps floating in front of their face, he was poor, and he wears tights. IMO, Spiderman sucks, and I hate Stan Lee for injecting his dumb ass in all the movies. Reboot something better... reboot Punisher and Spawn.

  5. Re:Incoming festivity on The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills · · Score: 1

    It must be on a Mac, because apparently aliens also use Mac OSes.

  6. Re:Hi doctor nick on Surgeon Makes Tutorial DVD For Conscious Open-Heart Surgery · · Score: 1

    "What the hell is that?" - Dr. Nick

    I was looking on Youtube for this clip, but none exists of one of the funniest moments of the Simpsons.

  7. Re:Hrmm on Razer, Valve, and Sixense Working On Motion Control For PC Games · · Score: 1

    "Dip after dip you will get the sensation that someone is putting their cheetos orange salty sweaty hairy balls in your mouth as the guy that just shot you in your face shows you whos his bitch."
    Advertising at its finest.

  8. You know a month isnt that much time on FCC Wants More Time To Craft Broadband Plan · · Score: 1

    A month isnt that much time based on the subject matter. This is something that may stay around for as long as 50 years, so please take your time, and for fuck sake get it right.

  9. Re:What a great idea! on Netflix Will Delay Renting New WB Releases · · Score: -1, Troll

    Really? Are you scared of the germs or of other races?

    Baby.
    Besides if you waited for them to come out on DVD (less than 9 mo these days) and you cant wait another month and would rather buy something you have never seen then I have a very long isle of impulse buy items for you to look at.

  10. Re:Bible Code? on 8% of Your DNA Comes From a Virus · · Score: 1

    Otherwise known in the Scientific community and outside of Kansas as "evolution".
    Its an interesting theory with a lot of proof all over the place. Look it up sometime.

  11. Re:Ob. Matrix quote on 8% of Your DNA Comes From a Virus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable.
    Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

  12. I seriously do not get it. on 2010 Bug Plagues Germany · · Score: 1

    How does code get written to misinterpret a date? Why does code do anything to the date except to display the date or to poll data based on the date and the some how read a "10" as... "OMG MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE"? Srsly, any examples out there? I am sure this isnt some big conspiracy, but I just cant imagine code that would shut down entire systems based on a date.

  13. Very weird country on China Arrests Thousands In Internet Porn Crackdown · · Score: 1

    For a country that contains 1/6th the world population, urban sprawl, and laws to reduce their population this is weird.

  14. Rumored joke soon follows on Motorola's Rumored Android Phone Focuses on Screen Size · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey babah, pop quiz. Is that a phone in my pocket or did I just get penis enlargement surgery?

  15. Re:Fuck George Bush! on TSA Subpoenas Bloggers Over New Security Directive · · Score: 1

    How did you come to that conclusion after 10 months?
    Unless you think that taking time to gather facts then going over them to execute a better plan than "pew pew pew, I beat you" is weak.
    Keep your inane and pointless thoughts to something that doesnt matter, kthx.

  16. Re:Holiday slashvertising or simply a slow news. on An Inside Look At Warhammer Online's Server Setup · · Score: 1

    Blades take the same amount of time to boot as most servers. The reason for the downtime is data transfers.

  17. Re:Dell ad? on An Inside Look At Warhammer Online's Server Setup · · Score: 1

    So what you are saying is
    1.) Invent time sink
    2.) Make people pay for wasting their time on something that wont matter
    3.)???
    4.) Profit.

    No wonder most games are boring to me now.

  18. Re:WTF is Warhammer Online? on An Inside Look At Warhammer Online's Server Setup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is impossible for Mac users to nerd rage.
    Mac users would have to be nerds for that statement to qualify.

  19. Re:So... on USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM · · Score: 1

    Impossible, Al Gore didnt invent the internet for another two years!

  20. Re:I.B.M. on USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM · · Score: 1

    Im a Big Mook I Build Mustaches

  21. Re:IMHO?? on USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM · · Score: 1

    Its also ghetto for IMaHO

  22. Re:Summary is wrong, read the patent on USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM · · Score: 1

    I will patent the process of interpreting miss-spellings and typos.

    Acronym.

  23. Re:lol = laughing out loud? WTF? on USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM · · Score: 1

    LULs

  24. Re:Successfully broken before anybody was using it on Quantum Encryption Implementation Broken · · Score: 1

    You said what now?

  25. Re:Latency sensitive people on OnLive One Step Closer · · Score: 1

    Or its a "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!" situation.