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8% of Your DNA Comes From a Virus

An anonymous reader writes "About 8 percent of human genetic material comes from a virus and not from our ancestors, according to an article by University of Texas at Arlington biology professor Cédric Feschotte, published in the Jan. 7, 2010 issue of Nature magazine."

478 comments

  1. Ob. Matrix quote by SharpFang · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humans are a virus!

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    45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
    1. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by dsavi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. Okay that's done with.

    2. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by causality · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humans are a virus!

      Before the Matrix, there was Bill Hicks: "I'm tired of this back-slapping 'isn't humanity neat' bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay?"

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    3. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      ...one in which needs to dissappear.

    4. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      The moral of the story is, cannibalism really does allow you to take your enemies strength. That's why we eat Jesus' flesh on Sundays, so we can absorb his holy virus and become like God.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    5. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's why I eat copious amounts of pasta, so that I, too, may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

    6. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by jhoegl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable.
      Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

    7. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought life began as bacteria then other lifeforms such as virus'. I guess this means
      the other 92% of human DNA is bacteria then!

    8. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Sam36 · · Score: 0, Funny

      False, for there is but one God and the best that man can do is filthy rags in the sight of The Lord.

      Admit that you are a sinner

      Believe in Christ Jesus that he has died for the sins that you have committed

      Commit yourself daily to serving The Lord

      A-B-C

    9. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Bullshit

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      Red to red, black to black. Switch it on, but stand well back.
    10. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What does Penn and Teller have to do with this?
      Is Teller God? Should I worship him?

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    11. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes, catholic mass. Kneeling in front of another man with your mouth open. Not at all gay! (Bill Maher)

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    12. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Commit yourself daily to serving The Lord

      With some fava beans and a nice Chianti, fthfthfthfth.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    13. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Is Teller God? Should I worship him?

      Why don't you ask him yourself?

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      Out of modpoints but really liked a post? 1BDkF6TtmmeZ3yqXbz9yhdYVqRYnwFoXDj
    14. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else getting flashbacks from "Species"? I have to wonder what we would look like sans the virus DNA.

    15. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Requiem18th · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nit-pick, replace the first "religion" with "Christianity" as not all religions make such distinctions.

      The second "religion" should also be replaced for something more specific, but its probably fine as it is.

      --
      But... the future refused to change.
    16. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by D+Ninja · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable. Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      While there are some individuals who do believe that the bread and wine become flesh and blood upon consumption, that is a very uncommon view. Instead, the act of communion is period of remembrance of what Jesus Christ sacrificed to cover our sins. His body was tortured as payment for those sins, and his blood was shed to cover those sins. A bit confusing, I understand, especially if you have had no experience with it. But, communion is not what you are making it out to be.

    17. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are just jealous because they never got that transubstantiation miracle to work right. That or the 2000 year old zombie flesh tastes conspicuously like unleavened bread... which tastes conspicuously like cardboard. Frankly, I think that they would do a lot better if they started out with a pork roast. At the very least it would require a bit less suspension of disbelief when the Saviour is rolling around in your mouth.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    18. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is Teller God? Should I worship him?

      Why don't you ask him yourself?

      Because he wouldn't answer you.

      --
      I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning.
    19. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turning water into wine.

      Turning people into newts.

      I cannot understand how these stupid religious nuts could possibly consider one to be good and the other to be bad.

    20. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How is that hypocrisy?

      Raising the dead, walking on water, healing the sick, etc, etc. All can be done* by God as a miracle or by demons as witchcraft. It's not hypocrisy, it's caring about the source more than the action.

      Having another religion is usually punishable, again not hypocrisy just standard religion.

      * According to believers, a set I'm not a member of so I really should stop talking about their business...

    21. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by biryokumaru · · Score: 3, Funny

      Turning people into newts.

      Hey, he got better.

      --
      When you're afraid to download music illegally in your own home, then the terrorists have won!
    22. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you. Words of a wise one are always appreciated!

      --

      Athiesm is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.
    23. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by flitty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wat? Transubstantiation is official church Doctrine for over 1/6th of the earth's population, and has been since The Council of Trent in 1551. I know it's simplistic to say that 1 billion people in the church all believe this teaching exactly, but come on, we're not talking about some strange, obscure cult here...

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      Whether or not there is some sort of god, I'm not supposed to say/god is a word and the argument ends there-Smog
    24. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Cabriel · · Score: 1

      It was never about the action. It was about the source of the effect. Think about the story of Moses turning his staff into a snake in front of the Egyptian high priests. They also turned their staffs into snakes, as the story goes, but since their "magic" was not from God, it was called sorcerery.

    25. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like God.

    26. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you miss the part in the Bible where God beats the crap out of other gods, like Leviathan and the Egyptian Pharoah's god (the whole sticks-into-snakes bit)?

      He is a jealous god, and thou shalt have no other gods before him! And he means real, existing gods, not pseudo-gods like money and power.

      In any case, we know this virus thing is false, since God made everybody, and would hand-craft the DNA, so if it resembles anything in a virus, it's just coincidence.

      --
      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
    27. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obligatory and unness. religion rag by an "atheist/agnostic" i bet your life is empty too.

    28. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by flitty · · Score: 2, Informative

      Furthermore, I understand that some christian branches, such as Mormons believe what you say, where the water/bread is symbolic, but as far as offical Roman Catholic Church doctrine, Transubstantiation does occur, and is not symbolic. Unless everything i've been taught about the catholics has been wrong, from all sources except for some guy on Slashdot.

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      Whether or not there is some sort of god, I'm not supposed to say/god is a word and the argument ends there-Smog
    29. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by malp · · Score: 1

      I think you have that backwards. Jesus didn't turn into a big pile of crackers and wine that churches are still doling out to this day.

    30. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      "Transubstantiation is official church Doctrine" should read Transubstantiation is official Catholic Doctrine

    31. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      no...the moral of the story is that Agent Smith was right!

      --
      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    32. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That's true!

      And god doesn't answer you... :. Teller is god!

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    33. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      At some point, someone worked out that religion can be exploited to control large swathes of the world's population. Add into that can of worms, religious leaders that don't actually understand their scriptures, interpreting them to support their existing views, rather than adopting the views described within, and you get what we've seen, what with the fanaticism and irrational witch-trials.

    34. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call transubstantiation uncommon, as flitty pointed out. The view you mention is also common, yet also not universal. When I last regularly attended church, it was one that believed communion was what it sounded like--a meal that includes the entire church community. There was a component of remembrance, but the focus was on keeping those people close-knit like a family.

      This appealed to me far more than the once-a-month solemn ritual practiced in my ancestral church. To each his own, I guess, but remember that your choice is not necessarily universal, and not necessarily right--in this case, there is little enough doctrine on the matter that there are room for lots of different interpretations on what communion is.

    35. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You sound like a Protestant, and the view you describe is the Protestant view. Catholics are about a billion strong, and believe that the bread and wine really are flesh and blood; it is not "uncommon" in the least. Your statement is like saying the view that God lives on a planet called Kolob is "uncommon", when in fact (as ridiculous as it sounds) it's believed by millions of Mormons. Or that the idea that we're all infected by "body thetans" who give us mental diseases is "uncommon", when all the Scientologists (I don't know how many there are) believe this.

      Don't underestimate the ability of religion to make people believe utterly ridiculous things.

    36. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable. Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      And Slashdot, where every story about biology turns into an attack on Christianity or some other faith. Things were different in the Pit & the Pendulum days, but lately it seems like you attack them way more than they attack you.

    37. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by prezpwns · · Score: 2, Funny

      Amen

    38. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Knara · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but Hugo Weaving said it with such style. Hicks had some funny stuff, but really, he was like a more insightful Sam Kinison who didn't yell as much.

    39. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      Yeap.

      On top of all that, the fact that "The Flood" actually has even earlier recorded sources (Sumerian, for example) just make the whole thing even more, well not maybe comical, but at least mildly amusing.

    40. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because he wouldn't answer you.

      So like god then?

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      Out of modpoints but really liked a post? 1BDkF6TtmmeZ3yqXbz9yhdYVqRYnwFoXDj
    41. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean I could learn how to wirelessly impregnate virgins?

    42. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by perdelucena · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Credits to Agent Smith
      I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.

    43. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's caring about the source more than the action

      You're right, he meant it was a double standard.

    44. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, there's a real easy way to tell: If when the source is raising the dead, if you hear beautiful and calming and serene music in a major chord mode, then it is good. If you hear banging on a piano or dissonant violins, then evil.

      --
      "They said I probly shouldn't fly with just one eye," "I am Bender. Please insert girder."
    45. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      If "we" are all Catholics, then "you" are all morons.

    46. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Catholicism != Christianity for all instances of Christianity. (There may very well be other branches of Christianity that embrace transubstantiation as well, but Catholicism is the only one I know of, off the top of my head.)

      While most branches of Christianity do, in fact, share a lot of common beliefs with Catholicism, it is every bit as fallacious to claim that Christianity IS Catholicism as it is to suggest that all numbers are integers, and for the exact same reason -- Catholicism is a SUBSET of Christianity, just as integers are a subset of numbers.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    47. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      In any case, we know this virus thing is false, since God made everybody, and would hand-craft the DNA, so if it resembles anything in a virus, it's just coincidence.

      I believe that everything God has ever done, and all that he will one day do, is explainable through science that we do not yet understand.

      Some of our stories are allegory, to be certain, but even those are based on some kind of truth.

      In that light, I feel that the virus thing is probably true as it makes a fine mechanism for organizing widespread genetic changes.

    48. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I eat copious amounts of pasta, so that I, too, may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

      If "being touched" is what you're looking for, then eating pasta is the wrong approach.

      Hint: try manicotti.

    49. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Gilmoure · · Score: 1
      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    50. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The ability for a free human to decide what he does or does not believe is about as far from 'unimportant' as one can possibly get.

      You can be insensitive to it if you wish, but this is a thin excuse at best.

    51. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by pluther · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, because there's no real difference between pulling people out of their homes and torturing them to death and making fun of people's ignorance in an online forum.

      --
      If the masses can keep you down, you're not the Ubermensch.
    52. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Frankly, I think that they would do a lot better if they started out with a pork roast.

      Well then you'd start another holy war over whether or not it's sacrilegious to smother the Host in barbecue sauce.

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    53. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Atriqus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I like what you did there: when in reference to attacks on Christianity, they were academic and/or verbal in nature. Then you use the exact same word in reference to someone being strapped to a torture rack.

      Dishonest speech, it too loves religion.

      --
      Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
    54. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

      Where does Jesus fall on the latest nutritional food pyramid? Am I okay with a weekly serving of "savior" or should I be eating smaller wafer portions over the course of a few days?

    55. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You also should properly say Roman Catholicism.

    56. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Catholicism != Christianity for all instances of Christianity. (There may very well be other branches of Christianity that embrace transubstantiation as well, but Catholicism is the only one I know of, off the top of my head.)

      The Catholics appear to outnumber the rest, though.

      http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations_by_number_of_members

    57. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      And Slashdot, where every story about biology turns into an attack on Christianity or some other faith. Things were different in the Pit & the Pendulum days, but lately it seems like you attack them way more than they attack you.

      Because decentralized mocking in print is equivalent to the Spanish Inquisition. That's a very agile definition for "attack" you have there.

    58. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      * According to believers, a set I'm not a member of so I really should stop talking about their business...

      No no, that's quite all right - non-believers defending the consistency of our behaviour gives us religious types more time to burn witches. ;-)

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    59. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by jbengt · · Score: 1

      " "Transubstantiation is official church Doctrine" should read Transubstantiation is official Catholic Doctrine" should read " "Transubstantiation is official church Doctrine" should read Transubstantiation is official Roman Catholic Doctrine"

    60. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Madsy · · Score: 1

      So God is the HIV virus?

    61. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
      Okay that's done with.

      No, John. You are the cancer.
      And then John was a virus.

      --
      If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
    62. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And I cannot state this strongly enough. I do not mean to disrespect you're personal views in any way, but I don't see how I should understand your religion any more than the fundamentals of Islamic terrorism or Scientology. As far as I'm concerned you are all equally deranged, sorry, but that's the truth.

      If you admittedly do not wish to understand, then kindly STFU? It would be the polite thing to do, rather than blathering on without being educated in the matter, would it not?

      You can call it derangement, but in your admittedly uninformed state, that's not 'truth' as much as it is 'ignorance', because as you stated, you are willingly failing to understand the content of the positions.

      You seem to have taken atheism to the extreme of anti-theism, which is an equally untenable position and is a form of religion all in itself.

    63. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the flood occurred, it would have been before a "Sumerian" culture or a "Hebrew" population existed, and so recorded sources for the flood in multiple regions, even if dated prior to the time of record in the Bible is not sufficient to disprove.

    64. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      That's why *I* only use Catholic(TM) brand Holy Smokes(TM) Chicken & Rib BBQ!

    65. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Is Teller God? Should I worship him?

      Why don't you ask him yourself?

      Because he wouldn't answer you.

      Actually he will. My wife and I talked to him after their show in Vegas last year. Real nice guy.

      --
      The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
    66. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      Anti-theism is just fundamentalist atheism. It's not a religion in itself.

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      mediocrity rules, man
    67. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother! It seems like the atheists bring up religion WAAAAY more than the religious these days. I find people that try to convince me their stand on $DEITY is correct and everyone elses' is stupid to be annoying REGARDLESS of their actual stance on $DEITY.

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      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    68. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Or that the idea that we're all infected by "body thetans" who give us mental diseases is "uncommon", when all the Scientologists (I don't know how many there are) believe this.

      Actually I wonder how many of them haven't reached a high enough level to know that they believe that. OT III was a pretty high level I thought, now that I think of it I have no idea if that is the first time "body thetans" are mentioned as the thing the audits are supposedly purging.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    69. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Now to reiterate the point at which you called me a moron and still have not addressed.

      So, there's a Christianity that didn't break away from the Catholic Church?

      You really must answer this if you are going to assert that I do not understand the situation, or assert that 1/6th of the earth's population is not Catholic. But, no, your tact is to continue to berate me for being ignorant of your completely irrelevant bullshit. Your argument comes from insult at being grouped with Catholics, I say that association stands particularly well in this case.

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    70. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      On top of all that, the fact that "The Flood" actually has even earlier recorded sources (Sumerian, for example) just make the whole thing even more, well not maybe comical, but at least mildly amusing.

      Yes, amazingly almost every culture on earth has a global flood story with a single boat, a bunch of animals and a negotiation of sorts with a god or gods. There are over 200 of them, involving nearly every culture that was on earth in early history.

      For instance, this one from China, where the person is even named Ndrao-Ya.

      http://www.archives.ecs.soton.ac.uk/miao/songs/TranslatedSongs/m131/m131tr.pdf

      Here's a handy chart to summarize the similarities:

      http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/am/v2/n2/flood-legends

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      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    71. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you have a point there. From what I read on Op. Clambake, I don't think they reveal this stuff to their victims until they're sufficiently brainwashed into their insanity. That's why they claim "trade secret" on their "teachings", because if everyone knew that Scientology's core beliefs included this silliness, no one would take them seriously.

    72. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable.
      Hypocrisy, it loves religion

      Ahhh science, where one logical theory is considered wrong but another one can be considered right.
      Hypocrisy loves science too when you oversimplify like you did with religion.

    73. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by amilo100 · · Score: 1

      Why do you insist on bashing religion even if the subject clearly doesn't have any religious connotation? Has Slashdot turned into Reddit?

      Is the idea behind this to harass religious people so much that they quit Slashdot? Is the immaturity on your part really necessary?

    74. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism = killing of the religious in the Soviet Union & Albania. Why didn't that make your list?

      Let me tell you a secret - any ideology, religious or otherwise gets perverted when it is taken to the extreme. The current ideology that is being taken to the extreme is Atheism.

    75. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable.

      Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      The first thing any religion attempts is to secure an advantage over other beliefs. One of the primary methods is to acquire a seeming monopoly on magic.

      Yet, it moves...

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    76. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I disagree completely.

      Atheism - "I do not believe there is a god"

      Anti-theism - "There is not a god"

      The former is within the realm of personal conviction. The latter requires a leap of faith, ergo religion.

      The strongest position that a non-religous atheist can produce is something along the lines of "I am not convinced". When you leap to "you are all idiots", you have entered a position that you cannot support with facts.

    77. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Now to reiterate the point at which you called me a moron and still have not addressed.

      In fact I said you are not a moron, as I implied that I was not a Catholic.

      Sorry if you read it wrong.

    78. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Absolutely not. Atheists simply demand the same respect as the rest of you fucking nut jobs. It's your right to call Catholics and Atheists nuts. Just like it's my right to say all Christians are nuts. You fucking shitnut freaks are perfectly will to side with an atheist that rants against Islam and then get all fucked up when the atheist turns in your direction.

      --
      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    79. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      You are the one who deliberately incited 'us vs them' by making an argument that you demonstrably knew was false.

      Beyond that, all that I ask is that you do not project your notions of what I believe onto me before finding out what those are. That would make you a moron, would it not?

      If you are not educated as to what I may or may not believe, then feel free to exercise your right to remain silent, which is frequently undervalued.

      This is a place for conversation. Your text isn't exactly contributing to that, so I will let you have the last word. Enjoy.

    80. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You are being a bit hypocritical. Not knowing all the nuances of particular mythology can't be strictly "uninformed state", can't be "without being educated in the matter", because you certainly are one of the first to admit that essential matters are relegated to faith.

      Faith which, BTW, causes you to dismiss vast majority of deities that were claimed to exist throughout all of the recorded history. You need to have a heck of a good reason to choose your one deity before you can start any critique of anti-theism (which you also are guilty of, to almost the same degree; excluding only one deity. Why the exception?)

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    81. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Your stance on communion, is just your religion making shit up. Doesn't matter if it's slightly more logical, you gain absolutely no logical credibility.

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    82. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think Bill and Sam were anything alike at all. Sam was an ex-preacher and a showman, and while he would do the occasional dark bits he would always lighten them up by going over the top. Bill OTOH hated hypocrisy in all its forms and you could tell didn't really like the bullshit and insanity he saw around him every day. He was MUCH more dark in his humor and very acidic in his tone.

      What Bill and Sam sadly have in common is the fact that we haven't had any really thought provoking comics since they passed. But I would say their individual styles are really very different from each other. Sam was more playful, Bill much more angry and dark.

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      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    83. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by yourexhalekiss · · Score: 1

      This is actually quite similar what happens in the Hyperion books, except with nanotech instead of viruses.

    84. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Again, you're not educated on the matter, and are incorrect. What I believe, and whether or not it aligns with Catholicism is a measurable thing. It can be learned and is not a matter of faith.

      Now, I'm not stating that there is a requirement that everyone know what I believe. What I am requesting, however, is that someone acquire that knowledge before pulling things out of their anal cavity.

      To wit:

      Faith which, BTW, causes you to dismiss vast majority of deities that were claimed to exist throughout all of the recorded history. You need to have a heck of a good reason to choose your one deity before you can start any critique of anti-theism (which you also are guilty of, to almost the same degree; excluding only one deity. Why the exception?)

      In fact I believe in one God, as perceived by many different cultures. I believe that all these cultures eventually adulterate their understanding of the message and bend it to their own liking. As with all history, I believe that all religion is probably based on some form of divine inspiration. A lot of the detail is a lie, but the essence of it is, in my view, true. I do believe that God speaks to each of us and we each have the opportunity to hear it, whether descended from white Europeans or not.

      So while you seem to feel confident that I believe in only 'the one white Jesus' and that I wish to burn at the stake all those that do not, I am offended that you projected this belief upon me without even inquiring about the topic. And I have every right to be.

      So what am I guilty of, again? And by what proof, rather than assumption, do you make this conviction stick? Or are you, as did the poster above, merely lumping me in with others so that I will be easier to attack?

    85. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Well then you'd start another holy war over whether or not it's sacrilegious to smother the Host in barbecue sauce.

      "Brother Maynard, please turn to the Book of Sauces, chapter 3, verses 9-10."

      "Oh Lord, bless this, Thy Holy barbeque sauce, that thou mayest smother thine friends' food, in thy mercy."

    86. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by HaZardman27 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      we're not talking about some strange, obscure cult here...

      I'm not even an atheist and I think Catholicism is indeed a strange, obscure cult.

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    87. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by MBGMorden · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Virtually every Christian branch believes it to be symbolic, and I'd wager that the vast majority of Catholics regard it as such too, even if the literal interpretation is "official church doctrine". Just think of it like those left over laws you find on books. In my state it's against the law for women to purchase pantyhose on Sunday or for her to be on top during intercourse. Nobody CARES and the law is ignored, but it remains on the books.

      From the Catholics I've spoken to, Transubstantiation is much the same. Technically "official", but none of them believe it anymore.

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    88. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Basically, I did not read it wrong. My interpretation of Christianity is just a bit looser than yours. I am allowed that interpretation and you should be thankful for it. That's my point. Christianity as I understand it, is descended from Catholicism, as Catholicism is descended from Judaism. The original point (actually it was the defense of a joke http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1501554&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=30684756), was that religion leads to some illogical beliefs. Accept that, be a man, don't argue that your beliefs are better than all others, it's ridiculous. Whether you believe in transubstantiation is irrelevant, it does not detract from the original joke. If you really wanted to defend religious freedom you would have made the point that Catholics, should be allowed their faith without facing outright mockery in a public forum, rather than trying to distance yourself from them. Coward.

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    89. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is that their sky fairy is supposedly responsible for-- and in complete control of-- EVERYTHING.

      If a rotting carcass turns to bread and wine without anyone touching it, that's God performing a miracle. If Jesus does it, well, Jesus is God incarnate, so that's God again. If a Christian does it, say, a priest, then it is God acting through that person.

      It would seem to me, then, that any "magic" I do, as a nonbeliever, would also be performed by God through me and thus done with God's blessing, regardless of whether or not I know the "truth". If I am doing that magic thanks to a demon or whatever, that demon only EXISTS and has power because God created it that way and allows it to continue existing, so even that magic is done with God's blessing.

      In Christianity (and most other major religions), there is only once source for everything: God. Everything good, everything bad. If I narrowly avoid being run over by a truck, it is because God didn't want me to die. If a dozen people suddenly die, that is also because God wanted it to happen (which is actually somehow fortunate for them, because now they're in Heaven instead of this shit hole.)

      It doesn't matter that the truck missed me because I saw it coming a block away and waited to cross the street until it had passed. It doesn't matter that it missed me by a safe 10 feet because I used my common sense to wait on the curb. God didn't want me to die, so he gave me that common sense because he knew I would use it to save myself that day. But that just leads to a spiral of logical fallacies and paradoxes.

      It also doesn't matter that I (not really, just for example) pulled the trigger to kill a dozen people. It was God's will to kill those people and so he used me as his messenger. Unless you happened to know one of those people, in which case, God will punish my eternal soul forever, just because I ended the Earth-bound misery of twelve people and allowed them to gain eternal happiness and peace in Heaven with God. I certainly wouldn't have been able to kill them without God's blessing, after all. How could a single person oppose an Omnipotent and Omniscient deity? Again, a downward spiral of fallacies and paradoxes.

      That's the real issue: Religion doesn't make any sense at all. You can only believe it if you don't think about it. Trying to apply it to real life can only lead to a flimsy excuse to do and say whatever you were going to do anyway. Except that now you're convinced that God is on your side. And that, in a nutshell, is the definition of Faith and why religious people really can't get along with anybody.

    90. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Transubstantiation is in official church doctrine for over 1/6th of the earth's population, yes. But, as you very well know, that does not mean 1/6th of the earth's population actually believes in it. Heck, how many people believe in every single aspect of any religion (for those who have those beliefs in the first place)? And, additionally, all those people call themselves "Catholic," but how many know anything about the religion that they claim to be a part of?

      So, it is more than I made it out to be, but it's less than you make it out to be as well.

    91. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable. Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      Transubstantation was considered a miracle (that is, powered by God) in Catholicism. Witchcraft and other magic was considered to be powered by Satan. It followed that the first was a holy affair, while the latter was extremely dangerous if not the sole domain of people who had sold their souls.

      But hey, actually researching the rationale behind religious practices would force you to acknowledge that there was, indeed, a rationale, which in turn would imply that the people practicing them weren't doing so out of stupidity or malice. It's much easier to stay ignorant and make snide remarks to karma whore at any given opportunity, now isn't it?

      It's ironic how Slashdot atheists are just another version of Jack Chick.

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    92. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Why?

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    93. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You are being a bit hypocritical. Not knowing all the nuances of particular mythology can't be strictly "uninformed state", can't be "without being educated in the matter", because you certainly are one of the first to admit that essential matters are relegated to faith.

      Actually, despite myself being agnostic, I have to say you're wrong here. All religions, even if you believe them false, have a set of beliefs and ideals that CAN be studied, and one can indeed be ignorant and incorrect regarding them.

      Take Star Trek for example. It's unquestionably, and wholly fake. Nobody believes that the events actually happened. HOWEVER, there is still a set of ideals, events, and actions presented and one can either learn about them and be educated on the matter or remain ignorant.

      Despite it not being REAL, anyone who busts into a Trekkie convention and starts shouting the Spoke as Andorian is WRONG, and if their defense against their mistake is that "Star Trek is fake and stupid and so I don't have to know about it because I don't car", then they're an idiot.

      If you aren't interested in the topic or don't believe it (as it pertains to religious discussions), then don't get involved. Actively jumping in to proclaim your disinterest is just being an asshole.

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    94. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      GRR - typos. Third paragraph should read "shouting that Spock was Andorian", not "shouting the Spoke as Andorian".

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    95. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're guilty of selectively revealing your religious beliefs in order to foster an argument. Asshole.

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    96. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I like your analogy so I'm going to jump in here. If I say sci-fi stories use blasters, it's not relevant to me that Star Trek actually uses phasers. The argument is fracking pointless, at this point star trek fans become pedantic and self important blow hards to argue the difference between blasters and phasers.

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    97. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not sure if I'll decide to continue this topic, but you might at least try to notice to who you are responding to before calling them names...it certainly doesn't encourage me to answer much. Heck, even falls in line with one kind of criticism of religions.

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    98. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Krahar · · Score: 1

      You seem to have taken atheism to the extreme of anti-theism, which is an equally untenable position and is a form of religion all in itself.

      Some people seem to derive no end of pleasure from pointing out how not believing in gods is a religion. Do you realize how stupid it makes you seem? Is bald a hair-color? Is not collecting stamps a hobby? Is a bare wall a kind of poster? Is... I give up.

    99. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I really don't know much about what Eastern Orthodox believes.

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    100. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It is more a matter of intellectual integrity. Especially when it is used in a manner of "no, you can't criticize this, because you can't comprehend enough about it!

      One can defend any silliness like that. The matter at hand is, indeed, placed outside the area of knowledge, recourse, debate. Which, as I wrote, makes those using such defense a hypocrites...a bit.

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    101. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      It's confusing. It's not metaphoric. But it's not physical either. You're literally eating his body. But only the "Sum is greater than the parts = soul" essence sense.

      We are more than the matter we're composed of therefore the bread is literally Christ's body but the molecular composition never changes.

      So in other words it's metaphoric by humanity's definition of the word. The Church just invented a new definition of "literally" to justify their position.

    102. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I had a college speech professor who was Catholic...and pro-choice. Considering the Vatican's views on birth control, I thought her views on abortion were, perhaps, a little unusual. Point being, just because someone says they identify with a particular group (Roman Catholic, for example) does not necessarily mean they accept all of the traditional, orthodox views of that group.

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    103. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Krahar · · Score: 1

      Oh, I disagree completely.

      Atheism - "I do not believe there is a god"

      Anti-theism - "There is not a god"

      The former is within the realm of personal conviction. The latter requires a leap of faith, ergo religion.

      The strongest position that a non-religous atheist can produce is something along the lines of "I am not convinced". When you leap to "you are all idiots", you have entered a position that you cannot support with facts.

      BOTH are forms of "I do not take the idea of a god existing seriously," which is what really defines atheism. If you don't understand this, consider your own conviction that there is no Santa Claus. You can't tell me that you have any kind of proof that he doesn't, yet if I suggested to make it illegal to light fires in fireplaces in December so as to not light him on fire, you would think that was preposterous. Does that make you religious? It's exactly the same thing with atheism. If you just admit that to yourself, you can from then on start understanding what atheists actually think, instead of making up things you would like them to think. In any case, any kind of knowing at all requires what you call "a leap of faith". See, deciding things on limited information is what intelligence is all about. There is nothing religious about it. You are doing it right now as you sit in your chair and fail to be amazed that you don't fall through it. Science certainly crucially depends on it.

    104. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Krahar · · Score: 1

      Which is strange, since Scientology's beliefs are no more preposterous than what many other religions believe, they are just more recent, is what I think it is. The real problem with Scientology is the organization itself, not the beliefs. At least, the beliefs are no more a problem than with other religions.

    105. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it's a leap to say "I'm not convinced. And your arguments have no foundation." In fact I would assume those who aren't convinced aren't convinced BECAUSE the opposition's arguments have no foundation.

      I don't believe there are Unicorns. Ergo I think people who believe in Unicorns are idiots. I'm not anti-unicorns, I've just evaluated the argument made for unicorns (of the mythical magical variety) and found no evidence for it. Since I've found no evidence for it, and exhaustively searched I can conclude that those who do believe in Unicorns and have the same information as myself have an irrational and inaccurate position--in other words idiots.

      I also think people who believe in Crop Circles are idiots. Does that make it a religion?

      It's true that technically every atheist should be a "Agnostic" in that "there might be a god but I see no evidence for it" but we don't make that distinction in any other area of life. I don't say "I don't think there's a monster standing behind me but there might be therefore I'm undecided as to whether a monster is standing behind me." we just jump to the conclusion with the understanding that nothing in the world is certain.

    106. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

      Better, "Transubstantiation is the official Roman, Greek, Russian, Maronite, Chaldean, Ethiopian, Melekite, Malabar, Syraic, Georgian, Armenian, etc Catholic Doctrine"
      Some anglicans believe in transubstantiation.
      Some anglicans and Lutherans believe in consubstantiation.

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    107. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      furthermore, my indifference to the use of blasters vs phasers as someone who isn't a sci-fi fan should not be viewed as a personal defect.

      Joke: All science fiction is just a bunch of spaceships and blasters.
      Pedantic turd: no way asshole, star trek uses phasers, there's a big difference between star trek and star wars.
      me: i don't care about the difference between phasers and blasters it all seems the same to me.
      pedantic turd: you just think all scifi should be destroyed.
      me: what, no you can have your scifi
      pedantic turd: i'm not even a star trek fan
      me: I hate you all.

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    108. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by sjames · · Score: 1

      I suppose the problem was more political/social. If you were in favor, what you did was defined to be a gift from God. If not, the same thing was demonic and you were doomed.

    109. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "we're not talking about some strange, obscure cult here..."

      No, we're talking about a fucking huge stange cult.

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    110. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      So with more MSG from all the chinese food I might become the next Buddha? About time, I already have had his body for a while.

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    111. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by mldi · · Score: 1

      Ahhh religion, where changing flesh into bread and blood into wine isnt considered "witchcraft". Yet all other "magics" was at one time punishable. Hypocrisy, it loves religion.

      And Slashdot, where every story about biology turns into an attack on Christianity or some other faith. Things were different in the Pit & the Pendulum days, but lately it seems like you attack them way more than they attack you.

      Second that. Studies in biology and evolution might explain how we got here as a species, but it certainly doesn't explain where all this matter came from in the first place.

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    112. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1
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    113. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or at least if they offered some sort of dip with their Saviour, we could talk.

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    114. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      At least you get a sip of wine to wash it down, be fair.

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    115. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Christianity as I understand it, is descended from Catholicism, as Catholicism is descended from Judaism.

      Your understanding is incorrect.

      The Catholic Church claims the Apostle Peter as its founder. There were, however, ten other Apostles who began the spread of Christianity (Judas, of course, commited suicide instead of seeking redemption, cutting the total to 11 from 12). Within a few hundred years, the Catholic church became the dominant church in Europe, but it was by no means the only Christian church, simply the largest.

      It also has the distinction of being one of the oldest Christian denominations. You could technically say that the Protestant denominations stemmed from Catholicism, but it would be about like saying Athiesm stemmed from Theism - Protestantism was a rejection of Catholicism and a return to the roots of Christianity. This is why the Bibles of the Protestant denominations of Christianity contain only the books written by the Apostles and the first few great missionaries who came behind them. The Catholic Bible is supplimented by a number of various books of tradition that have been passed down through the centuries, which other denominations don't ascribe to. The customs of the priesthood in Catholicism are also very, very different from other Christian denominations. The idea that the Pope speaks the word of God directly, for example, is not found in most other Christian denominations.

      That said, you can usually simply cut away parts of Catholicism and get one of the various Protestant denominations, because they are built on the same foundation.

      If your interpretation of Christianity was looser, rather than tighter, you would have ignored the differences and stuck to the similarities. But you did not do that, hence the argument. The idea of transsubstantiation is almost exclusively a Catholic or Catholic based idea. MOST people who read the passage where Christ broke bread with his deciples and said "This is my body, do this in rememberance of me" recognize that he was making a metaphore, and the point is to remember his sacrifice not get caught up in eating the body of Christ. Obviously that's not what happened the first time, why would it be happening now? It was essentially a Papal decree that made transubstantiation doctrine, for no real reason, and it's that sort of thing that led to Martin Luther founding the Protestant church. Essentially the only denominations that believe in transubstantiation are denominations that originated by churches that were catholic in doctrine, but for one reason or another were cut off from the main church. Russian Orthodox is like this, and is very very similar to Catholicism because of it.

      If you want proof of how different the denominations are, and why you can't simply lump them all together as you did, go have Mass at a Catholic church and then run down to Baptist or Pentacostal church (Baptist and Pentacostal are themselves almost opposites) for a service. You will see what almost two different religions. Then run over to a Mormon church, which is as different from Protestant as Protestant is from Catholic.

      The differences are so great that many in each group do not consider the others to be truly Christian, and that instead they still need salvation.

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    116. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Speak for yourself, I can hear God talking all the time in my head.

      If only he finally realized I don't understand ancient hebrew...

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    117. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, atheists don't 'demand' anything really. Atheists are generally pretty normal people, just like most people who are religious are normal.

      Nutjobs, who also happen to be atheists demand retarded shit just like religous nutjobs, they tend to be more 'scientific nutjobs'. And by that I mean that they seem to worship something they call science instead of religion, yet blindly ignore scientific method in favor of blindly believing what some guy wrote in a book/journal/website.

      Same nut jobs, different books, same ignorance, and as you are so quick to show us ... the same name calling and he said she said.

      Perhaps before calling someone a 'shitnut freak' for 'ranting against ' a religious group, you should consider not 'ranting against a(ll) religious group(s). Its cool though, you've obviously got plenty of angst to work out, you go on being mad at everyone in the world ... nutjob.

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    118. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      We have major tsunamis somewhere on Earth at least every few decades. It seems to me that the odds are slim that something similar to this (the destruction of everyone a person knows) did not happen at least once in the history of the planet. The stories may have the same origin or may simply have been copied from one another. Hard to say. Either way, there's a good chance that there is a true story at its core, albeit probably a much older story than any of the tellings that are known to still exist today.

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    119. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      First off, i wasn't talking to you. Second, I found "shitnut freaks" to be quite entertaining. Third, who cares. I used to care. I didn't talk mad shit to strangers before slashdot, but over the years I've learned. It's far quicker and more efficient to lose your temper first. And you completely missed my point, which really brings us back to the swearing now doesn't it?

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    120. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Atheism is a mere lack of belief and a lack of something cannot be the cause for whatever crimes Stalin, Mao and PolPot committed even though by coïncidence they happened not to believe in anything. On the contrary, when an atheist is a successful scientist, it's clear that his "now non mere" lack of belief is the primary reason for his success.

      Remember: when atheists do bad things, atheism is a mere lack of belief. When they do good things, atheism is a "character defining" lack of belief.

    121. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Closer to Neanderthals, maybe... some of the mutations responsible for our development might have been caused by virus infections instead of transcripting errors.

      (Speculation from a non-biologist. This could be complete nonsense.)

    122. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a literary component to these beliefs. The bible is great "as a story". It's good fantasy litterature. Scientology beliefs are shitty scifi litterature.

      Besides, religion is supposed to be about the creation of the world. Scifi based religion are anachronistic because technology can only develop once the "gods" have done all the work and man has been created. That's why fantasy based religion work better and are not as shocking.

    123. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is my point. Every fucking time I miss one single infinitesimally insignificant bit of minutia regarding religion somebody's got a tirade of religious bullshit I should understand before I say something. Fuck you(laugh, my use of profanity is generally stylistic). Please understand, that I don't need a bachelors of religious studies to laugh at a joke about the absurdity of some religious practice, I don't care if it's Jews vs Catholics vs Islam. I don't need a fine grained and detailed history of religion. It's just not that important. That's what I want. My right to be an atheist and just not have to know the difference between one christian and the other, because I can safely assure you the last thing I want is to sit in one church or the other just so I can tell the difference between a joke about Catholics and a joke about Muslims. For crying out loud, I KNOW that Catholics were the ones the original post was describing, my point is that I don't need every other christian online jumping up and telling me that the joke was not about their particular Christianity. Or the absurdity of several of them claiming that their Christianity is more common than Catholicism. In my world (which obviously varies greatly from the real one), the only proper stance for a religious person to take in that state is that of protecting their fellow Christian's right to believe whatever kind of crazy shit they want. Not to jump and start screaming "NOT ME".

      Anyways, thanks for taking me seriously, even if you did completely ignore the fact that I am not looking for an exhaustive religious history that *everyone* will eventually wind up arguing over.

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    124. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I guess that means that if I hear theremin music I should head for the hills...

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    125. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Not talking to you. BobMcd is a twerp though. Of course it could just be the frustration of communicating on line in a forum where nobody knows how to read a thread. Big surprise that would be.

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    126. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Turning people into newts.

      Hey, he got better.

      Turning water into wine.

      BTW, He got better too.

    127. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Can confirm second line to be true :D

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    128. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by RianDouglas · · Score: 2

      The current ideology that is being taken to the extreme is Atheism.

      What are the tenets of this "Atheism" ideology? As far as I can tell, the total content of "Atheism" is a lack of belief in, or denial of the existence of, a god or gods. Doesn't seem to be much of an ideology to me :-)

    129. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, i wasn't talking to you. Second, I found "shitnut freaks" to be quite entertaining. Third, who cares. I used to care. I didn't talk mad shit to strangers before slashdot, but over the years I've learned. It's far quicker and more efficient to lose your temper first. And you completely missed my point, which really brings us back to the swearing now doesn't it?

      Wow. A moron posts in an internet forum but thinks it is his own private chat room. Then he thinks his insults are funny. Have you ever seen someone for help? Like professional help? You really need to - you appear to have some serious issues interacting with other people.

    130. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Worse, it fits in with the "Science is just another belief system" way of arguing. So religion and science are just two points of view within the same paradigm (as are evolution and intelligent design). Not different (and opposing) paradigms.

    131. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      A skeptical and rational outlook is a character defining trait. Atheism is just one possible symptom of that trait. It doesn't rule atheism out as a characteristic of someone without such an outlook, since it's possible to adopt the position of atheism simply because you've been told to adopt it by an authority figure. In both cases atheism is not a cause, and is not a necessary outcome. In order to claim that atheism is a direct contributing factor to something, the link must be at least described, and preferably substantiated with data. Correlation is not necessarily causation, in either regard.

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    132. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      God is a word that you use to represent your view of how the rules of reality work. You describe the nature of all that is by using a model in which you describe the attitude of the creator of all that is, and the rules that lead to survival behavior are implied by the attitude of the creator.

      The Christian God was a great achievement. Prior to it's propagation through mankind, each distinct tribe would have one or more Gods that were used in the same way, to describe the rules that lead to survival behavior to illiterates.

      I walk into the holy desert without covering my head, and the Sun God is offended and strikes me down with sunstroke. I explain this to my tribe, and wisdom is gained. Then I try to tell the next tribe over, and they don't even have a Sun God, so they can't learn from me.

      Along comes Christianity, and it absorbs all those Gods into Angels and Demons and Saints and whatnot, and the end result is a common technical language for human knowledge that binds the tribes together and makes all their wisdom available to all.

      This is what God is. God is model for understanding of the universe. When someone sits there and tells you there is no God, they're being difficult. The truth is, to a religious person, God is synonymous with "The Universe". It's just a different language, a different label. When you tell them "God doesn't exist", you are really saying "The Universe does not exist", but in a language that you do not understand.

      It sounds like they're using logical fallacies, appealing to authority, but really, inside their head, they're not. Really, when they say that things are this way because of Gods authority, it's no different than when we say you can't go faster than the speed of light because the rules of the universe do not allow it.

      So, have some respect for your opponent, and don't refuse to speak his language. Don't tell him there is no God. Tell him that it is your opinion that his understanding of God is deeply flawed, and that the understanding of his prophet is deeply flawed. Then you can get into a lively little discussion about how the world is, rather than arguing terminology forever.

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    133. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      No, it's not quite as serious as you seem to think. It's not personal in any way. It began as frustration with mis-communication on the internet. The rules are, I swear, I get modded down. Sometimes I'm cool with that, other times I just play by the standard rules of etiquette. If you don't find my sense of humor entertaining, then don't read at -1. Thems the breaks. You see, it's my theory that everything said on the Internet is misunderstood by at least one third of the people responding, depending on the complexity. This whole thread is a bunch of religious people defending their religion against a joke about transubstantiation and cannibalism. And atheists arguing about the craziness of religion. I'm an atheist, but my family was all Catholic, this joke must be hitting about 90years in age (at least) and it wasn't really that big of a deal, but everyone on Slashdot just can't take a joke and let it go. The whole damn thing is an off-topic flame-fest spurned from a joke. How am I supposed to take that seriously? And I didn't start swearing until someone called me a moron, refused to consider my point, and a bunch of insecure jackasses started modding me down. My real point and frustration, is that we can all get over this bullshit. We don't have to nit-pick every goddamn little philosophical difference to death just because this a forum on the internet. I mean if you're religious don't you have real people you can associate with that are atheists? I know I do, lots of religious people, republicans, all kinds of shit. On the internet though, we get this constant noise about one side railing against the next. It's bullshit. And everyone involved is a shitnut freak, whatever that means, myself included.

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    134. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that means aliens.

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    135. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that means aliens.

      So it'd be an Alien Resurrection? Oh god, I will make sure to run for the hills then! That movie was awful!

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    136. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      It's all just biased navel-gazing accusations. Absolutely none of this conversation is meaningful or accurate, it's all just a huge misunderstanding with a bunch of pedantic bullshit sprinkled on top.

      There are many different atheistic ideologies, but none of them are specifically applicable to this conversation really. I have my points and everybody has theirs, we are all beautiful snowflakes viciously debating the value of our own individuality at the expense of nearly all other world views (even those we most readily identify with). As an example, I am basically a Secular Humanist, a form of religious atheism, but couldn't readily begin to speak for all Secular Humanists as I represent my personal views of the subject at hand. A good point here someone made was about the number of Catholics that may in fact believe Transubstantiation is metaphorical rather than Official Church Doctrine, or all the other Christians that get irked when they are reminded that Catholics represent the largest Christian population. It's all very irritating, disrespectful, callous, intolerant, claptrap that has nothing to do with the DNA contributions of viral infections.

      I think it might be fair to say that atheists are a bit defensive of their views, but I really wish religious folks would take a little time to realize how much we are discriminated against. For example as an Atheist fighting for custody of your children you are wise to adopt Secular Humanism as a religion because religion is a legal precedent for custody of your children. Heathens are legally, not good parents.

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    137. Re:Ob. Matrix quote by jakykong · · Score: 1

      You cannot prove that something does not exist (unless it is a contradictory definition, such as a 4-sided triangle). You can't prove that something will always occur, either. Both of these are a result of the problem of induction.

      However, asking to prove that God doesn't exist is asking the wrong question. Those who believe in God have the burden of proof, as they are asserting a positive claim. Those who withhold belief until suitable evidence is presented (i.e. atheists, most agnostics) are following the scientific method (and proper inductive reasoning) to a tee.

      Those who state unequivocally that God does not exist are falling for the same logical fallacy as those who ask us to prove that He doesn't.

      As for the claim that atheists don't take God seriously: I am an atheist, and I take the proposition very seriously. It's a matter of my eternal fate, of either non-existance or some form of afterlife. It is //because// I take the claim so seriously that I demand the highest standard of evidence; anything less and I'm playing with fate.

  2. Not Bad by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eight percent, I consider that a fair return on an investment.

    1. Re:Not Bad by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Unless of course it's the 8% that makes you bald as you get older, or makes you susceptible to heart disease or diabetes, or any number of inherited undesirables. Remember, things like sickle cell anemia originated as a defense against malaria. In fact, in TFA it actually suggests an hypothesis:

      "These data yield a testable hypothesis for the alleged, but still controversial, causative association of BDV infection with schizophrenia and mood disorders," Feschotte said.

      where BDV here is the virus whose DNA they were searching for in the human genome. There you go, if you're depressed, manic or schizophrenic, it could be one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

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    2. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless of course it's the 8% that makes you bald as you get older, or makes you susceptible to heart disease or diabetes, or any number of inherited undesirables.

      No, those are the symptoms of our genetic origins as Pak Protectors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pak_Protector

    3. Re:Not Bad by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sickle cell anemia originated as a mutation. The mutation happens to confer some defense against malaria, so it became widespread in certain geographic areas and is still present in the population.

      That's a small difference in phrasing, but it is much clearer.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course it's the 8% that makes you bald as you get older, or makes you susceptible to heart disease or diabetes

      Or it's the same 8% that it also gave to a child rapist whose DNA the cops are looking for.

    5. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eight percent, I consider that a fair return on an investment.

      Windows virus?

    6. Re:Not Bad by thePig · · Score: 1

      If my ancestor got a brain virus, and it is still with us, then it most probably is that that virus provided something very positive compared to the negatives that you speak of. Otherwise, evolution would have taken care of removing that persons lineage from existance.
      So yes, it is indeed a good return of investment.

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    7. Re:Not Bad by digitalunity · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unless it occurred recently and you're an intermediary state between mutation occurring and the mutation dying out.

      Our modern civilization though protects the well being of even those with negative traits who would have otherwise naturally died out. That's not to say evolution in humans has stopped. Instead, we're simply not weeding out the negative traits.

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    8. Re:Not Bad by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It will, just give it time... If you think 10 or so generations is enough to remove the defective lineage. Problem is, the past 100 years have worked hard to make defective offspring that should have died before reproducing and pssing on the defective genes live and reproduce causing a major shift and change to the system. When you get a genetic defective reproducing, you get that change migrating to the next generation instead of dying off.

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    9. Re:Not Bad by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      That's not to say evolution in humans has stopped. Instead, we're simply not weeding out the negative traits.

      We aren't weeding out traits which are negative in your perspective. We also have introduced new dangers in the form of cars. I'd imagine that 30,000 people dying every year in the US probably has placed a fair amount of pressure on some traits.

      Doesn't a difference of 1% in the rate of fertility between two groups eventually result in the less fertile group vanishing after only a relatively short amount of time (genetically speaking). Car fatalities in the US are killing 0.01% of the population each year, so it doesn't seem to be insignificant.

      In fact, since auto fatalities often occur early in life and to individuals who are still prime reproducers (under 40, and over 15). The pressure is probably even more pronounced.

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    10. Re:Not Bad by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Depends on what the alpha on the investment is compared to the RFR in the market. 8% might be crap if the beta is the alpha is positive.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    11. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead, we're simply not weeding out the negative traits.

      And even if there are some negatives with respect to say, walking for example, said people can still excel in other areas.

      Look at Stephen Hawking, he is almost entirely crippled and is one of the smartest humans who has ever lived.
      His DNA, despite the very obvious abnormality, should be preserved and studied.

      "Those" autistic people too, they might be socially strange, but this might be the very reason for most of their "gifts" of higher brain functionality that most humans don't have.
      Their brains might be evolutions attempts to evolve the brain through another route and this is just us experiencing the middle ground at the moment.
      Eventually down the line, it could work. Or it could fail pretty badly.

      Either way, as you said, something is happening somewhere, and that is always a good thing.
      The only problem, however, is the human races ignorance and general hatred for most things "not normal".
      This will result in diversity dying off, and that is the worst thing.

      This is why i am always behind efforts to categorise all DNA. Screw all the "privacy" bullshit.
      The "DNA Database" is less likely to be abused for crime than regular interactions with people around you.
      Anyone could just come along and touch you in a manner of ways that you probably wouldn't think twice about.

    12. Re:Not Bad by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Sickle Cell originated randomly.

      It randomly happened to provide a benefit against malaria.

      This allowed those with the trait to have more children and grow as a percentage of the population.

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      The tricky bit... did it occur in one person-- in which case the benefits must have been huge (50%+ of their village dies but this one family of the one dad or mom with the trait survives) or else the sickle cell mutation occurred more than once in the population.

      I was reading the other day about some group of plants which in one field, none of them were genetically identical and every single "letter" of their entire DNA was different in at least one of the plants.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    13. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why I am always sick of my job

    14. Re:Not Bad by tibman · · Score: 0

      Reading Niven's Protector right now, just finished page 100. Good story so far.

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    15. Re:Not Bad by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Informative

      If my ancestor got a brain virus, and it is still with us, then it most probably is that that virus provided something very positive compared to the negatives that you speak of.

      No. All it means is that whatever changes the virus makes, it doesn't greatly affect the ability (means and opportunity) of those who have it to reproduce. Remember, natural selection, the mechanism through which evolution operates, is not working toward a glorious future of perfection, it is a consequence of how adapted an organism is to its environment. If the organism can reproduce just as much with the virus as without, then it's going to stick around even if all it does is sometimes cause schizophrenia and provides no positive traits.

    16. Re:Not Bad by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      where BDV here is the virus whose DNA they were searching for in the human genome. There you go, if you're depressed, manic or schizophrenic, it could be one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

      Why would a Brain virus cause a genetic mutation? Wouldn't the DNA in your crotch be unchanged?

      Now I could see how an STD would affect the DNA of your offspring...

    17. Re:Not Bad by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      It could very well be that vital things about you are there because one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

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    18. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so THIS is Pandora's box then! No wonder no one can find it. ;)

    19. Re:Not Bad by hottyson · · Score: 0

      This is very interesting research. I had never heard of the Boner virus before. I wonder if my ancestors had the Boner virus. I wonder if the Boner virus has effected 8 percent of my DNA I am guessing "yes" because when your sister walked into the room yesterday ...

    20. Re:Not Bad by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Sickle Cell originated randomly.

      Like everything else.

    21. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kind of 5#17 my pants when I read what BDV does and how they're linking it with schizophrenia and mood disorders.

      As well, this has been around since at least 1885.

      I wonder how neurologically different people might have been before that, if at all? D:

    22. Re:Not Bad by mldi · · Score: 1

      Unless of course it's the 8% that makes you bald as you get older, or makes you susceptible to heart disease or diabetes, or any number of inherited undesirables. Remember, things like sickle cell anemia originated as a defense against malaria. In fact, in TFA it actually suggests an hypothesis:

      "These data yield a testable hypothesis for the alleged, but still controversial, causative association of BDV infection with schizophrenia and mood disorders," Feschotte said.

      where BDV here is the virus whose DNA they were searching for in the human genome. There you go, if you're depressed, manic or schizophrenic, it could be one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

      Evolution does not happen in response. It's purely random and coincidental, and survival is in response to the freak mutation. So no, sickle cell didn't originate or evolve or what have you because of malaria. That idea is asinine. Death in the masses just tends to weed out certain traits over others, and rather chaotically at that.

      Side note: Our ability to survive or at least extend our lives with medicine when we're crippled with one of these diseases makes us true freaks of nature.

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      If you aren't suspicious of your government's actions, you aren't doing your job as a responsible citizen.
    23. Re:Not Bad by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Mutations occurring outside of your reproductive cells have no effect on your children, since the genes being put into your gametes won't be changed, but as the article says

      The assimilation of viral sequences into the host genome is a process referred to as endogenization. This occurs when viral DNA integrates into a chromosome of reproductive cells and is subsequently passed from parent to offspring. Until now, retroviruses were the only viruses known to generate such endogenous copies in vertebrates. But Feschotte said that scientists have found that non-retroviral viruses called bornaviruses have been endogenized repeatedly in mammals throughout evolution.

      Retroviruses, and apparently bornaviruses too, are able to insert themselves into the genome of your reproductive cells when they infect you, and hence get passed to your offspring. They may be a "brain virus" as well, but the important bit, for becoming part of the 8% of our DNA they're talking about here, is where they get themselves into the germ line.

    24. Re:Not Bad by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was addressing this statement:
          Remember, things like sickle cell anemia originated as a defense against malaria.

      It did not originate as a defense. It happened, and then the disease came along and the random trait happened to help.

      The sickle cell was not created in an attempt to fight the disease any more than having a slightly bluer eyes or larger ears is an attempt to do anything in particular. Evolution has no purpose. Random things happen. Some of them hurt the chance for a set of genes to proliferate while others hurt the chances for a set of genes to proliferate. Those that help, become more common in the population.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    25. Re:Not Bad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You might notice that certain traits that used to be beneficial for our ancestors turn out to be very problematic for us "civilized" beings. Take our ability to collect fat in our body. It was a definite advantage for our ancestors when times of surplus alternated with times of shortage. Now, in a time when only surplus exists, it not only makes us unattractive, it also is life threatening.

      Something that offered an advantage early on can actually stop our development at some stage. Imagine a mutation that makes us paranoid and xenophobic, and this being a necessity when everyone's really out to get you. It could mean you can survive when times are like this, but it will certainly hamper your development when cooperation becomes the key to progress.

      At best you can say, the good outweighed the bad. Whether it's still that way...

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    26. Re:Not Bad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, you know the old saying, some guys let their dick handle the thinking, sooooo....

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    27. Re:Not Bad by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Our modern civilization though protects the well being of even those with negative traits who would have otherwise naturally died out. That's not to say evolution in humans has stopped. Instead, we're simply not weeding out the negative traits.

      Or rather, what constitutes a negative traits has changed based on our new environment.

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    28. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course it's the 8% that makes you bald as you get older, or makes you susceptible to heart disease or diabetes, or any number of inherited undesirables.

      ... or the 8% mutation could be the ones that prevents human race from dying. Like in last episode of Ben 10 Alien Force.

    29. Re:Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is that most really negative traits appear long after people have reached and passed reproductive age. I don't think this problem will be solved until genetic engineering becomes cheap, safe and reliable.

    30. Re:Not Bad by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      If my ancestor got a brain virus, and it is still with us, then it most probably is that that virus provided something very positive compared to the negatives that you speak of. Otherwise, evolution would have taken care of removing that persons lineage from existance. .

      But not everything negative that you might inherit kills you or stops you breeding. So senile dementia is a terrible thing, and I can't see the positives in it, but it's not going to be eliminated by natural selection.

    31. Re:Not Bad by ignavus · · Score: 1

      That's not to say evolution in humans has stopped. Instead, we're simply not weeding out the negative traits.

      Nowadays it is being done in a controlled fashion.

      First, you lure all the people with negative traits to a single website that would only attract such people.

      You let them make lots of stupid posts like "Frist psot!", to verify that you have caught a bunch of losers and to lull them into a state of complacency.

      Then you start rounding them up and disappearing th.....$%%*^)(& {no carrier}

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  3. Useful? by Kolie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is any of that DNA in use or are those parts dormant? What effect do these modifications have on us beyond the initial use of replication and further propagation of viruses?

    1. Re:Useful? by shabtai87 · · Score: 1

      That would be interesting to see which of that DNA actually gets expressed in the cell. scarier thought: what would happen if those parts could be forced to be expressed...

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    2. Re:Useful? by SoapBox17 · · Score: 1
      From TFA

      Feschotte said this virally transmitted DNA may be a cause of mutation and psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia and mood disorders. In his article, Feschotte speculates about the role of such viral insertions in causing mutations with evolutionary and medical consequences.

      The article doesn't go into much detail, but one type of virus that looked at specifically is a brain virus, definitely interesting implications for mental health research.

    3. Re:Useful? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Back with this story first came out I remember reading that DNA introduced by virus is thought to have given us the genes that allow the formation of placenta, which gave rise to mammals.

      All the articles from around that time seem to be locked away behind paywalls now.

    4. Re:Useful? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      RTA

      The researcher was looking at the Bornavirus (BDV) and its association with Schizophrenia. So yes, it's active and yes it has an effect on us.

    5. Re:Useful? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The viral DNA that isn't conducive to life would have evolved out. There was a slashdot article not too long ago about a correlation between schitzophrenia and creativity. Being creative would certainly help one's survival.

    6. Re:Useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would happen if those parts could be forced to be expressed...

      One becomes immediately compelled to pursue their juris doctor. The horror...

    7. Re:Useful? by semargofni · · Score: 1

      LOL - a retrovirus

    8. Re:Useful? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I believe that movie was called Species

    9. Re:Useful? by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The weird thing is that research is now showing that a lot of the so-called "junk dna" is actually used indirectly. Maybe we like junk food so much because we eat what we are? :-)

      But this whole thing isn't all that surprising when you consider where our mitochondria came from.

    10. Re:Useful? by furby076 · · Score: 1, Troll

      This is where a lot of research scientists fail - they don't tell you what a potential (even a far-fetched) real-life application of this knowledge will give us. They don't break it down to "by knowing this we may be able to...". I am a pretty smart guy but reading that article was painful, and all I wanted to know - by the end - was what this information can do for us. It didn't do that - so I am left to say "who cares?" - well i know that this research may lead to other research which may give us benefit, but not everyone will realize that.

      What I am saying leads to this - if you want people to care about your work. if you want people to invest more money in your work. then you need to give people a reason they can understand, a reason that is "tangible". Leave the heavy research dialect for experts-only conferences, papers, etc...when someone is interviewing you for an artcle, smarten up a bit and give information that a large audience would appreciate...an audience that may be interested in parting with their money for your research.

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    11. Re:Useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The viral DNA that isn't conducive to death probably stayed in." -- There, fixed that for you.

    12. Re:Useful? by vadim_t · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How would they know?

      Hero of Alexandria didn't have trains in mind when he made his Aeolipile. It was used as a fancy way to open temple doors. Only much later people figured out a practical use for it.

      Boolean algebra was a very obscure branch nobody cared about until it suddenly became very useful.

      Lasers, IIRC didn't have an immediate application when they were invented. They definitely didn't have DVD drives in mind.

    13. Re:Useful? by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      We have the ability in modern technology, as was expressed in a 2007 slashdot article, to repress genes. So, we could repress the genes opposite, forcing that gene to become appearant. This isn't exactly that good, for someone trying to repress diabeties when both sides has diabeties, couldn't repress diabeties. However, we can repress certain genetic diseases if they are dominant and only one side of the genome contains the gene. If i have one of the ASD gene (autism spectrum disorder, for the curious), and one normal gene, they can repress the ASD gene and I would theoretically become normal.

    14. Re:Useful? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are more correct. Somebody please mod the AC up!

    15. Re:Useful? by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      around 65 mil bc?
      Man how long have we been tampering with our guts and groinals?

    16. Re:Useful? by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      What will really mess you up is the fact that those dormant parts are traded with active parts and vice versa. Makes you really think about how scientific genetic modifications are and how much of it is a guessing game.

    17. Re:Useful? by shabtai87 · · Score: 1

      Yea, RNAi has been around for years and can inhibit the expression of genes, but actually expressing genes that are not being expressed seems (to me, although I might be wrong) to be a slightly different problem. It seems easier to insert RNAi into a cell rather than to force the expression of an RNA.

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    18. Re:Useful? by icegreentea · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Apparently a lot of the ERVs (that 8% of our DNA made from retrovirus pieces) get expressed during pregnancy by the fetus. One of the results is that the mother's immune system gets depressed (apparently a lot of HIV-like stuff going on there) that prevents the mother's immune system from killing the fetus. There's probably lots of other fun stuff going on that we don't know about yet. It's actually really cool when you think about it... mammalian childbirth being possible because some immunodepressent virus infected some reptile a long long time ago.

    19. Re:Useful? by gilleain · · Score: 1
      So you are "a pretty smart guy" but failed to read the bit that said:

      " Feschotte said this virally transmitted DNA may be a cause of mutation and psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia and mood disorders."

      Oh well done, well done indeed.

    20. Re:Useful? by IICV · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, back when lasers were first invented, people referred to them as "a solution looking for a problem". They were so cool, but for a while nobody could think of anything useful to do with them.

    21. Re:Useful? by corbettw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a pretty smart guy who doesn't understand the utility of pure research.

      One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong!

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    22. Re:Useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be interesting to see which of that DNA actually gets expressed in the cell. scarier thought: what would happen if those parts could be forced to be expressed...

      How was it again? Let me see. Ah, yes ... brainz ...

    23. Re:Useful? by Xiterion · · Score: 1

      There's often an inverse relationship by how often someone points out how good they are at anything, and how good they really are. Obligatory wiki link.

    24. Re:Useful? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The viral DNA that isn't conducive to life would have evolved out

      Evolution is a very noisy process. It does not assure that we are all maximally fit, only fit enough that all our ancestors managed to reproduce. The boundary of viability is people who are viable, but whose children are not.

      Viral DNA might be introduced to our genome as a side-effect of viral infection at a faster rate than natural selection can remove it out of our genome, even if it is harmful to us.

      And any benefit from schitzophrenia would have to be so significant as to outweigh the cost of losing touch with reality, which is enormous. Perhaps our DNA code for a randomized process that usually results in a healthy amount of creativity, but sometimes too much. That gene could be preserved even if it is deleterious in outliers. In fact the variability of gene expression ensures that genes advantageous in their mean effect are sometimes less advantageous, i.e. relatively harmful.

    25. Re:Useful? by Bengie · · Score: 3, Informative

      I remember reading an article about sheep and virii. Some type of sheep use to have a virus that use to be bad for it. Even though this virus was bad, it did have one good attribute. It reduced the chance of a miscarriage and did it better than another "native" gene.

      It so happened that this viral infection reduced the chances of miscarriages enough that at some point the virus stopped being bad for the sheep and they had a better chance to reproduce.

      Now days, if you neutralize the virus, the sheep will always miscarry since the old gene got silenced/removed in favor for the virus.

      The sheep and virus evolved to live together.

      I read this a LONG time ago, i think it was in Discovery mag or something, but I can't remember much more than the idea of the story. The details might be slightly off, but the summary is the same. And they did talk as if the virus was still actually living in the host, not just select genes.

    26. Re:Useful? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well the term "dormant" doesn't mean what it used to mean since the human genome has been mapped. Before the mapping, it was thought that genes or "active" part of our DNA controlled every aspect of processes and the expectation was that humans would have at least 100,000 genes. There is "dormant" DNA in all organisms and it would represent a small part of our genome. That turned out not to be the case. Humans have about 23,000 genes which is fewer than found in corn and many of our genes are common with other plants and animals. The difference it turns out is that while we have the same genes as other organisms, there are different parts of the "dormant" DNA. This dormant DNA while it does not contain any genes contains triggers and modifiers to genes. For example animals all have the same gene to make limbs but the triggers are different in a whale as opposed to a bird as opposed to a human.

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    27. Re:Useful? by Kolie · · Score: 1

      I would consider these "modifiers and triggers" not dormant if they played a role.

    28. Re:Useful? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The problem is that we don't know anymore what is "dormant". It used to be non-gene parts of the DNA were "dormant" but as we are learning, those parts are playing a role. Until we fully map out every part, we don't know which bits of DNA are doing nothing at all.

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    29. Re:Useful? by linguizic · · Score: 2, Informative

      You must mean gave rise to placental mammals. Not all mammals have placentas (see marsupials and monotremes [which are way cool btw]).

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    30. Re:Useful? by furby076 · · Score: 1

      [quote]So you are "a pretty smart guy" but failed to read the bit that said: " Feschotte said this virally transmitted DNA may be a cause of mutation and psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia and mood disorders." Oh well done, well done indeed.[/quote] Missing a line does not negate the argument, just negates where it can be applied to. Well done - i bet your one of those guys who can follow a recipe but can never make your own?

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    31. Re:Useful? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I hope you aren't also the kind of smart guy who complains when the researcher says their discovery might help find a cure for cancer, even when that's highly speculative at best. Otherwise what are the supposed to say?

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    32. Re:Useful? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In fact, back when lasers were first invented, people referred to them as "a solution looking for a problem". They were so cool, but for a while nobody could think of anything useful to do with them.

      Silly folks.

      "Insufficient awesome" is the problem, and lasers are the answer.

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    33. Re:Useful? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      are you sure? as far as i know lasers were used for distance measurement (as a part of tank targeting systems for example) almost from the beginning.

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    34. Re:Useful? by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      That dosn't seem logical to me. The way I have been taught, DNA looks at the more dominant gene. If a dominant gene is made less dominant then its opposite, and something "looks" again, then they would take the characteristics of the new dominant gene, ignoring the lower gene. Am I making any sence?

    35. Re:Useful? by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The viral DNA that isn't conducive to death before reproductive age probably stayed in." -- fixed further?

    36. Re:Useful? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Being creative alone isn't really helping your survival. Mostly it helps you getting a Darwin Award. Being creative AND have the brains to figure out what's a good idea and what's not might aid your survivability.

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    37. Re:Useful? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can someone hand this guy an insightful mod? Because it's one of the things we tend to overlook far too easily.

      Evolution is not about "survival". It's about passing your genes on. You win the evolution game by having offspring. Whether you survive for long afterwards is only interesting as long as it enhances your offspring's ability to survive and again pass the genes on.

      For reference, see a few species that die during intercourse (male only, of course) or shortly after giving birth/laying eggs/whatever else way the genes get passed.

      Evolution is not about making sure you get old. Quite the opposite, actually. We humans are very social beings and our social bond to our parents would make sure that we carry that (from an evolutionary point of view) "dead weight" around. Basically, in a purely evolutionary sense, it would make the most sense if we died as soon as our offspring is old enough to care about themselves.

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    38. Re:Useful? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      The theory that most of the DNA is junk, is long outdated and dumped. All of DNA is used. Just not in the same way. Some uses are not even understood yet. But it’s proven that the parts are used.

      So: Yes, it is in use.

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    39. Re:Useful? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the most recent stuff suggests, that all of the DNA is used. “Junk” or not. Isn’t the new name now “Mitochondrial DNA”?

      But the most interesting thing about DNA is in my eyes, that it’s compressed. Yes, as in ZIP compressed. (Of course with its own algorithm.) Every part can be read in at least four ways.

      Which is, why we have less total genes than some very primitive lifeforms. We’re just so cool, we use compression for understatement. ;)

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    40. Re:Useful? by MacDork · · Score: 1

      It is in use if the virus wins. AIDS for instance. It's dormant if the the "junk DNA" does it's job correctly (error correction). Genes are the data. DNA is the par file. All that so called 'junk' is error correction and checksums.

    41. Re:Useful? by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Oops... its, not it's.

    42. Re:Useful? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You may be right, I'm not so sure. The guy who first harnessed fire was surely thought stupid and crazy by his fellow neoliths, and they may possibly have been right. I mean, he could have been killed. It would have been much safer to leave the fire alone.

    43. Re:Useful? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was killed, but somebody was watching his antics. If so, keen observation (and being at the right place at the right time, but I maybe you can't evolve that ability) trumps creativity.

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    44. Re:Useful? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      True; but what about the first guy who figured out you can throw a rock? That would certainly be something that would help survival. Or the guy who invented the spear, etc.

    45. Re:Useful? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      In general, I agree that creativity helps. In fact, some creative people in a tribe are enough to help it compete against other, less creative tribes.

      The way I see it, fire was a revolutionary discovery. The other examples that you point out, could have "evolved". Still take some creativity, but not necessarily the wild creativity / single person's genius.

      1. Throwing a stone? Dogs kick things to make way for themselves. Even cows know to pick up an irritating kid (me, 15 years ago) and put it elsewhere. Chimpanzees have been known to be full scale military generals - http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/11/1458241, and use missiles. With opposable thumb of humans (most primates would have somewhat useful hand) and intellect superior in this sense than dogs/cows/chimpanzees, it can be asserted with confidence that stone throwing was not a revolutionary "discovery" and it would very likely have evolved. Possibly independently evolved in many different tribes, with no communication between themselves.

      2. Similarly, the spear. First it might have been "choosing" the right stick to beat another guy / prey. Incremental advance in better skill in choosing correct stick (not too thin from the pointed edge, or it would break when struck. Not too thick, or it would not be sharp anymore). With characteristic human (not exclusively human, but still) skill to modify our environment, some person might have noticed he could make a slightly sharper stick by some "operations" on the stick.

      Though, by spear if you mean metallic spear, I totally agree. Metal would have been a revolutionary discovery, just like fire.

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    46. Re:Useful? by shabtai87 · · Score: 1

      For every gene, there is an enzyme that actually expresses that gene. DNA itself does nothing, it's the expression of the DNA that makes cells develop etc. By blocking the enzymes that express the genes, the genes themselves get suppressed. So it's all about the enzymes that exist in the cell.

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  4. Like my PC by Krneki · · Score: 5, Funny

    8% of my Windows code comes from Viruses.

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    1. Re:Like my PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nono, Windows is a virus where 8% of the code comes from Humans(tm).

    2. Re:Like my PC by Cyberia · · Score: 1

      Sony installed a rootkit in both your DNA and PC years ago, they are just finding the one in the DNA now because the pattern file has *finally* been updated.

    3. Re:Like my PC by robinstar1574 · · Score: 0

      8% of what? 8% of the kernal comes from viruses. 99.8% of all the rest comes out of viruses. Gotta clairify that for you. Sorry for making you look stupid, stupid.

    4. Re:Like my PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      98% of my Windows code IS A Virus.

      - Corrected that for you.

    5. Re:Like my PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8% of my Windows code comes from BSD (or is it 92%?)

    6. Re:Like my PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 8% of Windows code comes from viruses???

    7. Re:Like my PC by NikolaiKutuzov · · Score: 1

      If your Windows were in its 50.000th edition (or how many generations are we homan now? ;)), it should at least be able to reply to your insult. As for only 8 Percent, I'm not so sure. But honestly, it seems pretty obvious that any system reaching a certain point of complexity will include "alien" parts that subsequently hang around cause they get useful one way or the other. I wonder how a complete rewrite of the human source code would look like. I mean, documented, clean code...

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  5. Bible Code? by Gotung · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't this "discovery" sort of like the Bible Code? So they searched the human genome and found a bunch of "virus like" patterns. Any sufficiently large set of information is going to give you some matches on just about anything you search for.

    1. Re:Bible Code? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you found a scroll in a cave that contained the book of John, would you say that it came from a different source than the book of John in the Bible? That's entirely different from rearranging letters until it says what you want it to say.

    2. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that there are in fact two towers. Two minus one is one; one one - 11; two minus one is one; one one, and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's nine-one-one. Nine-eleven. And take 2 - 1 + 9/11 and you get 12, which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.

      Twelve contains the numbers one and two, just like the toilet yesterday where somebody went number two instead of number one! And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91! Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11! Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle! Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle! Who dropped the deuce in the urinal?! Kyle! But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2! When I zoomed in I saw what first appeared to be a blur, but when I computer-enhanced it, You almost got away with it, you sneaky butt hole.

    3. Re:Bible Code? by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not necessarily.
      A virus infects a human. It gets to infect the sperm or egg cell. Insignificant part of genetic code gets replaced.
      A child is born with -all- its cells containing the virus-originated code.

      Of course the replaced part will be several genes at most, but if the mutation is insignificant or positive, it will remain in all the offspring. Meanwhile this may repeat any number of times and will be perpetuated through ages.

      If a defect of lacking one whole chromosome is non-lethal (Down's syndrome), a minor damage to your genome has a really good chance of not affecting your offspring at all.

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    4. Re:Bible Code? by 2short · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Any sufficiently large set of information is going to give you some matches on just about anything you search for."

      Yes, but not a sufficiently large rate of matches. If the researchers are competent, they can calculate what percent of the data would be expected to match their search even if the data is just random, and decide if the match rate exceeds that by a significant margin. The 'researchers' of the Bible Code were clearly not competent in exactly this way.

      As opposed to the paperback book market, Nature does not tend to print whatever comes across it's desk.

    5. Re:Bible Code? by sjs132 · · Score: 1

      But now if I hunt someone down and murder them and get diagnosed as a schizo, then I can blame it on the virus in my head that controlled me. Instant "Get-out-of-Jail-Free" card for 1000's of individuals... I wondered how Arnold was gonna cut costs on prisons and focus on Education.... Now it is starting to become clear.

      Viral Death: (c) 2010
      (Sing it like a thrash punk song!)

      Kill Kill Kill
      It's what I do best

      Kill Kill Kill
      It's a viral test

      Kill Kill Kill
      Now we got a viral fest

      I'll Breed inside your Head
      until you drop them dead
      Nobody else will know
      because I'm in you Gnome

      Kill Kill Kill
      What a viral fest...

      (Lather, rinse, repeat...)

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    6. Re:Bible Code? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone read anymore!

      They found a specific virus, Bornavirus (BDV).

      Think before you speak. You might prevent yourself from looking like a jackass!

    7. Re:Bible Code? by Jhon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I found a really big scroll in a cave that contained billions and billions of apparently random letters -- but somewhere in the middle of all that was the text of the book of John (or "The Three Little Pigs" or whatever), I MIGHT suspect it came from a different source, yes.

      Infinite monkeys pounding on keyboards over an infinite span of time would create the combined works of William Shakespeare, and all that...

      Certainly not saying that's what happened here -- but the GPs question/point isn't entirely without merit.

    8. Re:Bible Code? by cmiller173 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually Down Syndrome (technically Trisomy 21) is having a whole extra copy of chromosome 21 not the lack of one.

    9. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your humor skills need work.

    10. Re:Bible Code? by Gotung · · Score: 1

      I know that DNA can be transferred between virus and host.

      My point is, how can they say with any certainty that 8% is the number? How do they have any idea what actually came from a virus, and what just happens to match?

      The building blocks of each aren't really that much different. How do we know the code for building protein X that is used for part of the virus's wall actually came from it, and doesn't just happen to match the code for building protein Y that is used somewhere in our cells for similar purpose?

      The article then goes on to make an association between a virus that only infects brains cells, and this process of DNA transfer. How is the new viral DNA transferred to offspring if it only infects neurons??

    11. Re:Bible Code? by iroll · · Score: 1

      Down's Syndrome generally means that you won't be having any offspring.

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    12. Re:Bible Code? by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Think before you speak. You might prevent yourself from looking like a jackass!

      Read my post. Then take your own advice.

      I think the GP is wrong, but certainly not stupid or a jackass -- just an honest GOOD question based on the article.

    13. Re:Bible Code? by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Any sufficiently large set of information is going to give you some matches on just about anything you search for."

      That's why the bioinformatics tool the Japanese (authors of the original paper in Nature) were using (called BLAST) has a parameter called an e-value for each sequence similarity hit. It's basically a probability to encounter such hit randomly in a database of that size (assuming the sequences in the database are pseudo-randomly distributed).

      That evalue for the found matches is less than 1e-70.

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    14. Re:Bible Code? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sort of. The difference is that in things like the Bible Code you have to jump through hoops to find anything at all, then, when you do, you don't go back and figure out how likely it was that you'd find what you did.

      In science, when you do something like pattern matching you figure out how likely it is that you'd find pattern A in dataset B by chance. If it's less than a certain value (5% or 1 time in 20 is often used in biology), then you say it's statistically significant and publish it.

    15. Re:Bible Code? by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a minor quibble- Down syndrome is caused by having an extra copy of chromosome 21 (trisomy), not a missing copy (monosomy). In humans, monosomy is fatal for the non-sex determining chromosomes (Turner syndrome is the result of monosomy X), and the only somatic trisomy conditions that are remotely survivable much past birth are those of 13, 19, and 21, and each of those has a set of profound symptoms such that they have an associated syndrome (Patau, Edwards, Down). This does nicely illustrate that issues with genetic insertion, deletion, and translocation are not so much a question of quantity as with placement. Trisomy of chromosome 21 is survivable because there aren't enough vital genes affected to cause inviability (the somatic chromosomes are numbered by size, with 1 the largest).

      Your genome can tolerate a significant insertion of genes, as long as they don't cause serious trouble. In terms of viral DNA additions, the most significant risk is for a stretch of viral DNA to insert within an existing gene, breaking it and possibly creating a new gene variant that causes harm. This is believed to be a mechanism of viral infections associated with cancers (e.g. Epstein-Barr and Hodgkin's lymphoma, HPV and cervical cancer).

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    16. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... check the section under probabilities in that link you just gave.

    17. Re:Bible Code? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      I guess saying "it comes from" a virus is a mistake. The right wording would be "we share 7% of our genetic code with a virus". It may well be that useful parts of host's genetic code are integrated into a virus, and that parts of the code originate from a common ancestor from prehistoric times. This would be indistinguishable from code that originates from a virus and got absorbed into human genome.

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    18. Re:Bible Code? by kanweg · · Score: 1

      But there is a relation to the bible. The viruses show that Genesis is wrong. Viruses have been found at *exactly* the same locations in chimps as in humans. Extremely strong evidence that we share a common ancestor.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUxLR9hdorI

      Bert
      So, no original sin etc.

    19. Re:Bible Code? by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      Otherwise known in the Scientific community and outside of Kansas as "evolution".
      Its an interesting theory with a lot of proof all over the place. Look it up sometime.

    20. Re:Bible Code? by CyrusOmega · · Score: 1

      Isn't it also possible that viruses come from 8% of our DNA rather than contributing to it? See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus#Origins "Cellular origin hypothesis" sub section...

    21. Re:Bible Code? by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Yeah? What of it. I'm very familiar with it. We're talking about creating a "work" that has maybe 3000 "letters" or less, but not 26 different letters, just 4! A, C, G and T.

      There's what, 3 trillion base pairs in the human genome? Most of that could be "junk" DNA. It's not unreasonable for someone to ask the question the GP asked -- and the probability of random duplication of a given virus' genes is low enough to wonder (not-withstanding our ignorance of how exactly ALL our genes work).

      What irks me is that someone asked an honest question in what appears to be an attempt to grasp the subject. And in this thread, instead of ANSWERING the question courteously, he gets attacked.

      NOT cool. And NOT helpful.

    22. Re:Bible Code? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      But now if I hunt someone down and murder them and get diagnosed as a schizo, then I can blame it on the virus in my head that controlled me. Instant "Get-out-of-Jail-Free" card

      You can go. The virus stays jail. Have fun with the extraction process!

    23. Re:Bible Code? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What matters here is statistically significant matches. Pretend for a second that DNA is C code. If you're reading a long stretch of code and suddenly run across a #define ; void main(void) { int virus, x; ... and so forth, you know that you're looking at a chunk of code that's not supposed to be there and you know that everything between that { and the matching } is part of the stuff that's not supposed to be there -- and it might be several kilobytes of wrong DNA. In the case of genes, the #define/main stuff is a group of genes known as promoters and repressers and stuff like that, which are preambles that provide a control system for the DNA replication machinery so it can tell where to start reading and when to replicate a section, and most viruses have similar setups since they have to fool the cellular machinery into thinking it's replicating its own DNA.

      The complication comes in that DNA replication is lossy, but evolution is conservative. So if random changes creep into critical stretches of DNA, called conserved sequences, bad things will happen to the cell. If changes creep into DNA that isn't currently functional, as is the case with endogenous retroviruses or other viral material that got stashed in but didn't end up producing a virus for whatever reason, those changes stick around since the DNA isn't expressed: there's no evolutionary pressure to maintain the code, so it slowly degrades.

      The rate at which it degrades is reasonably constant. DNA polymerases have a measurable, consistent error rate. So your old viral code slowly accumulates errors, but it's still recognizeable: you know what you're seeing when you read #defne <virus.h>. A nice side-effect of this is that, since the replication error rate is fairly constant, you can also tell roughly how long a chunk of viral material has been in the DNA by the number of errors it has accumulated compared to a reference genome.

      So as a long answer to a short question, you don't look for six-base correlation, you look for a 95% correlation over several thousand sequential bases before you announce you've found a virus-like pattern.

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    24. Re:Bible Code? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It depends there were a Lot of people named John in the past 50,000 years. Also many of them could write.

      That book of John could be his diary, a recipe list, or simply his personal shitlist.

      Finally if I can read the title on the scroll, I'd be wary. Very few scrolls in caves are written in English.

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    25. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I would've modded him down but I ran out of mod points.

    26. Re:Bible Code? by iter8 · · Score: 1

      I haven't had a chance to read the Nature article yet, but one of first tests you do when doing sequence analysis is to calculate the probability of finding a match as good or better than the one you just found in a random data set of the same size. If the probability of finding it in random data is larger than some cutoff (greater than say 10^(-3)), you reject the match. That doesn't guarantee that what you found is not random, but it sets an upper limit on the probability that it's just a random occurrence.

    27. Re:Bible Code? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Once again, random slashdotters are come to reveal basic statistics to those benighted scientists!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_testing
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_discovery_rate
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonferroni_correction

      The current statistical research is in developing less conservative and thus more powerful methods. The standard practice in genetics is to over-correct, and the neuroscientists (having recently been shamed over it) are coming around too.

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    28. Re:Bible Code? by lyml · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are 4^3000 (about 1.5*10^1806) different 3000 letter works (if you only have 4 characters). The odds of finding your specific one in a 3 trillion collection of random letters is so small, you can't even imagine how small it is. (approx 1 in 2*10^1794)

      But let's try anyway. Imagine playing the universal lottery. You are supposed to pick one subatomic particle in the entire universe, and if you choose the correct one you get 1 nickle, the odds of winning is about 1 in 10^80, if you were to enter that lottery a billion trillion times a second (10^21) by the time all protons in the universe would have decayed the likelyhood that you would have won even once would be so small that you could not even imagine. Never the less.

      Now imagine playing that lottery one time for each billion trillion times times you look through a different set of random characters (with each set being 3 trillion characters). After having won that lottery, not once, but enough times to build a tower of your nickles 1000 times longer than the circumference of the entire universe the likelyhood of you having found a matching set to your 3000 character set would be so close to 0, that you still can not even imagine how small it is.

      So my guess would be that this virus dna didn't just appear by chance in the dna of humans.

    29. Re:Bible Code? by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Infinite monkeys pounding on keyboards over an infinite span of time would create the

      Ah yes, the God is an Infinite Monkey Theorem. I always liked that one.

    30. Re:Bible Code? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Infinite monkeys pounding on keyboards over an infinite span of time would create the combined works of William Shakespeare, and all that...

      The Internet seems to have discredited that theory.

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    31. Re:Bible Code? by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      If a defect of lacking one whole chromosome is non-lethal (Down's syndrome), a minor damage to your genome has a really good chance of not affecting your offspring at all.

      Lacking a single chromosome (or even a part of one) is pretty darn lethal. Down's Syndrome is a trisomy--i.e. an extra copy of a chromosome--which causes systems in the body to go out of balance. Down's Syndrome is one of the most "mild" trisomies, as most other duplicated chromosomes are also outright fatal.

      Aside from that, tiny changes in other important parts of the genetic code can cause serious problems in the body, even given the duplication of genes between two chromosomes. For example, a great many of the connective tissue disorders (Marfan Syndrome, Loeys-Dietz Syndrome, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, etc.) are autosomal dominant and are caused by a single genetic bit (well, "quint" as there are four possible values) flipping in just one of the chromosomes. The body has natural protections against this, from simple error-checking of the genome to redundancy in which genetic byte codes for which protein (imagine if similar bytes meant the same opcode) to redundancy in the chromosomes. However, a single base (bit) error can cause a "stop codon" (think string terminator) to appear in the middle of a gene, ruining half of the body's supply of a particular enzyme. Sometimes this is not noticeable at all due to the other chromosome picking up the slack, sometimes it causes notable changes in the body, and other times it is completely fatal.

      Perhaps this viral DNA is some of the un-parsed junk DNA, so our body really doesn't care what happens to it, or perhaps, as you mentioned, it has somehow provided beneficial adaptations... But small changes to the genome can cause big changes in offspring, and often not beneficial ones.

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    32. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You should estimate the probability of that occurring, rather than citing the trite and inspecific "infinite monkeys" line.

    33. Re:Bible Code? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Nothing in the human genome is random. It's all been selected for survivability. 'Junk' DNA at one point served a purpose - at some point there was a random mutation which rendered it inert - but just because it's inert does not make it random. It could have become harmful, and been selected out. So you have 3 hypothetical types of DNA:

      1. Inert sequences
      2. Functional sequences that are beneficial to the organism.
      3. Functional sequences that are damaging to the organism

      The third type is removed from the genome, while a random distribution would include it.

      Obviously I'm simplifying a bit, but it's clear that the genome is not random. It changes in a random fashion, but as a whole it is ordered.

    34. Re:Bible Code? by SteveWoz · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Creator is actually an infinite number of monkeys?

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    35. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? Well 311 + 69 = 420, so there.

    36. Re:Bible Code? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Genesis is only wrong if it is taken "literally," that is, reading the text alone regardless of context and taking it as truth. Apparently, though I don't read Hebrew so can't check this myself, in the original language the first two chapters of Genesis are allegorical poetry, intended to express the integral role God plays in creation, and not a play-by-play account of exact lengths of time and order.

      The repeated line "there was evening, and there was morning--the N day" is a pretty good indicator of poetry even in English translations, but some sects (big ones, at least in the US) have decided to claim a literal interpretation. This is a fairly recent phenomenon--certainly not Jewish or Catholic in origin, and neither Calvin nor Luther made such claims. And it should be noted that this "literal" interpretation is not applied throughout. When Jesus says, "I am a door," they make no claims that in addition to being fully God and fully man he is also fully a hinged portal covering. There is allowance for the use of metaphor, but only when it suits their interpretation.

      So, no, there is really no relation to the Bible at all, though there is an argument against a particular interpretation of Genesis. It does amuse me though that for as much as people here call religion unscientific (righty so), they sure do spend a lot of time trying to use science to "disprove" it. Roughly half of the religious flamewars started on /. are due to detractors who like to say they're all started by religious nutjobs, and vice versa.

    37. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your odds get much better as the protons decay. Toward the end you'd have a shooting chance.

    38. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should scroll down a bit in that Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem#Probabilities
      Maybe not ENTIRELY without merit, but "zero in any operational sense"...
      "Billions and billions" doesn't really do 3.4 × 10183,946 justice.

    39. Re:Bible Code? by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Genesis shows that Genesis is wrong, so you're kind of going the long-way about proving your point.

      Within that one book, we have two mutually exclusive stories.

      Sequence A: God created all the plants, animals, etc, and then created man 'in his image'

      Sequence B: God created the male human, each type of animal, and then the female human

      These do not compute, and my suspicion is that 'B' is man's hubris altering the original tale.

      Furthermore, there's little in 'A' that precludes evolution, if anything. In fact, man could well have been one of the animals, with the gift of sentience being the act of being 'created in his image'. This also rather neatly answers the question of where Cain's wife came from...

      In short, it is possible for a rational person to read the bible, and science and Christianity are not in fact mutually exclusive, despite being to locate minor nits.

    40. Re:Bible Code? by Jhon · · Score: 1

      1. I'm not arguing for the GP -- or against the point you make
      2. I've read the article and understand quite well

      Read the thread. You'll understand.

      I'm saying the GP's question wasn't totally without merit -- and certainly not worthy of some of the responses. Just someone trying to grasp/understand the concept.

    41. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because DNA is completely random and follows no patterns that other viruses might use.

    42. Re:Bible Code? by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      No, for one thing no imaginative ways of reading such as skipping every third letter or reading in a diagonal or box shape is needed. It's just snippets that match snippets in viruses. In fact you can download many deadly viruses and look at their sequences. They are very similar to each other, even very different species of viruses. You don't need fancy statistics or algorithms. You can see it with the naked eye so to speak.

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    43. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...If I found a really big scroll in a cave that contained billions and billions of apparently random letters...

      You found the first kernel!

    44. Re:Bible Code? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      So my guess would be that this virus dna didn't just appear by chance in the dna of humans.

      Funnily enough this is the exact opposite for one of the common arguments against creationism - the Anthropic Principle accounts for us being in this Universe of incredibly slim chances in the same way as an argument that the virus DNA just appears in the DNA of humans. So was there a previously created pattern in both circumstances or can one pick and choose which infinitesimally small odds to go with?

      Of course no matter how small the odds there is always a chance that you win on the first go.

      Just a thought.

      Genetic convergence may also speak into interpretation of this result?

    45. Re:Bible Code? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      With Sequence A being man's hubris thinking that God, if any exist, would look like us.

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    46. Re:Bible Code? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Except I referred to mental likeness, rather than physical one. That part is further down in my post...

    47. Re:Bible Code? by mldi · · Score: 1

      "Any sufficiently large set of information is going to give you some matches on just about anything you search for." Yes, but not a sufficiently large rate of matches. If the researchers are competent, they can calculate what percent of the data would be expected to match their search even if the data is just random, and decide if the match rate exceeds that by a significant margin. The 'researchers' of the Bible Code were clearly not competent in exactly this way. As opposed to the paperback book market, Nature does not tend to print whatever comes across it's desk.

      Judging by your stance, I assume you have not yet realised that they published a Palin book.

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    48. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the paperback book market, Nature does not tend to print whatever comes across it's desk.

      Actually, the paperback book market doesn't even print whatever comes across it's desk. You're thinking of the print-on-demand market, which is a different animal entirely.

    49. Re:Bible Code? by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

      "Do not use the book of Genesis preach to the gentiles, for it contains symbols and methafores that are hard to understand" - Aurelius Agustinus, IV century.

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    50. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...the Bible Code were clearly not competent..."

      This statement assumes that competencies was attempted in that case. I highly doubt any thoughts of contradiction against what the "Bible Code" is attempting to suggest were investigated by the producers in any way. Especially when money is on the line.

    51. Re:Bible Code? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Correct, because nature uses basically the same template for everything it prints, its not suprising that a large portion of the result is common across multiple outputs.

      So in our case, it could just be that some percentage of our template, which results in 8% of our total DNA, is also used in templates that viruses use.

      Anything you assume beyond that is pure speculation.

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    52. Re:Bible Code? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The problem with your analogy is that in this case, life has a lot of consistency on Earth. For all of the 'differences' between species, pretty much all of the primitive functions of life on earth are identical across species.

      The seed for the random number generator is the same, and the algorithm used isn't that great, a lot of bits are the same in all the numbers it generates because thats the only way it knows how to generate them.

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    53. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There certainly have been lots of humans monkeying around with writing things here and there...

      What makes you think Shakespeare wasn't just the lucky monkey that happened to arbitrarily write that particular stuff? (and then get credited with it)

      Maybe he just decided not to show his other random output to people?

    54. Re:Bible Code? by soliptic · · Score: 1

      This post was an awesome mixture of "MIND BLOWN" and very funny indeed. Well played. One quesion/nitpick though... What is the circumference of the entire universe? I wasn't aware we had established the universe had an edge, let alone measured its length. And whilst I'm fairly illiterate with maths, isn't circumference a 2D property? If the universe were, say, egg shaped, what is the circumference?

    55. Re:Bible Code? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "This statement assumes that competencies was attempted in that case."

      Not at all; Ignorance does not become wisdom simply because it is willful.

    56. Re:Bible Code? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Huh?
      Yes, Harper Collins published a Palin book. (In hardcover, but they are part of what I was denigrating as "the paperback book market",)

      _Nature_, the eminent scientific journal that published the paper in question, has not published a Palin book I am aware of.

    57. Re:Bible Code? by 2short · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you misunderstood, but when I said "Nature does not tend to print whatever comes across it's desk." I was referring to Nature, the preeminent peer-reviewed scientific journal in the world, which published the paper we are discussing.

      Given this, I am going to assume that if this paper has flaws, they are not rank amateur ones, spotable by any random slashdot poster who hasn't read the fine article, let alone the actual paper.

      Touchstone, publisher of the paperback edition of The Bible Code, (available in discount bins everywhere) does not have a similar history of rigorous standards, and thus earns no such assumption.

      So if you've read the paper, and think you still have a valid objection, let me know. Better yet, write it up and send it to Nature. Unless you're really a molecular biologist, and actually have the goods; then send it to Science, because I've got a friend that works there and now I owe her for having called Nature "preeminent".

    58. Re:Bible Code? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Actually, the paperback book market doesn't even print whatever comes across it's desk. You're thinking of the print-on-demand market, which is a different animal entirely.

      No, I am not. I am "thinking of", which is to say, directly referring to, publishers of bestseller paperbacks like The Bible Code. These are not any different from print-on-demand in the only aspect relevant here: the level of scientific rigor they demand of their authors, as compared to Nature.

    59. Re:Bible Code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's its

    60. Re:Bible Code? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You mean
      #include <virus.h>
      void main(char argv[], int argc ...){
      /*code*/
      }

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    61. Re:Bible Code? by mldi · · Score: 1

      Huh? Yes, Harper Collins published a Palin book. (In hardcover, but they are part of what I was denigrating as "the paperback book market",) _Nature_, the eminent scientific journal that published the paper in question, has not published a Palin book I am aware of.

      After re-reading your post (again), I realise I grossly misunderstood, and failed even more miserably at making a joke. Misunderstood. Apologies.

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  6. What test subjects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No fair when solely investigating the Bush administration, we already concluded that part ourselves!

  7. Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by IronDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a fairly good little video that explains how RNA monomers end up naturally forming into longer polymer chains. Roughly 95% of our DNA is basically crap that only exists because at some point in the past, it was better at copying itself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6QYDdgP9eg

    1. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by Gotung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually I'm pretty sure 100% of our DNA is basically crap that only exists because at some point in the past it was better at copying itself ;)

    2. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by maxume · · Score: 1

      That video is tiresome, not good. And it wastes a couple of minutes attacking creationists (Which simply isn't informative, the religious creationists don't have an interesting point of view, they don't need to be addressed in a video that dives into chemistry).

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    3. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, you're pulling numbers out your ass because it's been proven that "junk" DNA isn't junk DNA at all.

    4. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by IronDragon · · Score: 1

      Admittedly it's a bit argumentative, but the content on cellular processes was pretty top notch. I actually learned something new from it.

    5. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually I'm pretty sure 100% of our DNA is basically crap that only exists because at some point in the past it was better at copying itself ;)

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    6. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The myth of "juke" DNA was been widely disproved.

    7. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no longer the prevailing view. 'Junk DNA' isn't really junk afterall.

    8. Re:Not surprising, given how DNA actually works by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Roughly 95% of our DNA is basically crap that only exists because at some point in the past, it was better at copying itself.

      In the past, scientists thought this. They thought that only genes were the important part of DNA as they were the only part that encoded for proteins. It turns out that the "junk" DNA parts have more use than previously thought. While they don't encode for proteins, they often contain triggers and modifiers that genes use. For example, all animals have a gene to create limbs. The original thought that a bird has a gene to create wings whereas a human has a gene to make arms. It turns out they are the same gene and it is used by all animals to make limbs. The interesting part is in the "junk" DNA part, there are triggers that are different for a bird and a human which changes how the make limb gene functions. Until we fully map out the non-gene parts of the DNA, we won't know which parts are truly junk and which have purpose.

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  8. Summary and article misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    These are endogenous virus fragments. Which means that a virus inserted itself into your ancestor's DNA. So you didn't get this new DNA after you were born, you inherited the 8% viral DNA from your ancestors.

    1. Re:Summary and article misleading by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      That's more or less exactly what I was going to ask without being bothered to RTFA, so thanks. Frankly, I'm suprised its as low as 8%, I'd have expected more.

    2. Re:Summary and article misleading by IronDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Much like someone who copies the content of their old computer straight over to a new computer every few years. Repeat this process a few billion times, and you'll be quite surprised at the amount of sheer useless crap that just keeps getting copied. Voila! DNA.

    3. Re:Summary and article misleading by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Repeat this process a few billion times, and you'll be quite surprised at the amount of sheer useless crap that just keeps getting copied. Voila! 4Chan!

      Ah. Now it makes sense...

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    4. Re:Summary and article misleading by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Our Lord In Heaven!!! Can you imagine what the Windows Registry is going to look like after 100 generations of copying and updating?

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    5. Re:Summary and article misleading by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Well they've only identified enough to equal 8%

    6. Re:Summary and article misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dammit - my parents were too cheap to use Antivirus. They didn't even use the free version because it "kept slowing them down". Losers. Now I have this virus in my DNA. Ugh!

    7. Re:Summary and article misleading by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Creationists believe that when God made Adam he did a fresh install of his operating system which is why he was supposedly able to live to be almost a thousand years old....

      They say that the genes are getting worse which is why lifespans these days are naturally getting shorter.....

      Which is self contradictory.

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    8. Re:Summary and article misleading by Comboman · · Score: 1

      The theory may not be correct but I don't see how it's self contradictory. Sounds like entropy at work.

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  9. But I use antivirus!!!! by master_p · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't Norton protect me from such stuff?

    1. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by Krneki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It does, but as a side effect you are unresponsive 80% of your time.

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    2. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now there's finally an explanation for my wife . . . I'm not oblivious, I'm just running Norton, McAffee and AVG at the same time!

    3. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest that a condom might protect you from such stuff, but since you're posting on /., never mind...

    4. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by BForrester · · Score: 1

      You bet it does, and it doesn't retard your system at all. Oh, and first post, by the way!

    5. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So slashdot is Norton?

    6. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      It does, but as a side effect you are unresponsive 80% of your time.

      ...

      I'm sorry, what?

    7. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by lupine · · Score: 1

      No, but slashdot can protect you from sexually transmitted diseases.

    8. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by rdavidson3 · · Score: 1

      1st POSTT!!!!

      ....

      Damn, late again. :(

    9. Re:But I use antivirus!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Doesn't Norton protect me from such stuff?"

      No, but a good condom does.

  10. brain food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this make the virus top of the food chain?

    1. Re:brain food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The virus is now part of your body and doesn't work like a virus just like the steak you ate.

  11. Revelation by schmidt349 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here, Mr. Malda. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague and we are the cure.

    1. Re:Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already covered the matrix quote, but since you brought it up again. This is so not true anyway. Like every mammal has always lived in perfect harmony or a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. There are countless examples of species going extinct,or groups of a certain species in a closed environment, because they exhausted all natural resources in their environment.

      The only difference is that humans are supposedly rational enough to do something about it.

    2. Re:Revelation by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      "...humans are supposedly rational enough to do something about it"

      Hahahahahah. Oh stop, please. You're killin' me! Chortle. Chuckle.

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    3. Re:Revelation by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To be pedantic, the difference between humans and animals is usually called reason, but in fact it's probably more specific if less poetic to call it 'problem solving'. Animals don't 'live in equilibrium' per se because that implies that they know what they're doing, as though they're thinking 'oh... I'll eat exactly this much and no more because that will mess things up!' Pfff I'll bet somewhere there's some green whackjobs who think that's exactly the romantic notion going through the brains of animals. (In fact, there are predators that kill even after they are full, just to kill. I remember watching a documentary about sea turtles and watching them hatch and try to make their way to the sea, and predatory birds were attacking them, first to eat them, but even after that they just kept killing and leaving the dead baby turtles there to rot.) Anyway, I'm rambling, point is, animals expand as far as they can. They consume as much as they can, whenever and where-ever they can, and reproduce as often as possible. What determines their numbers ultimately are things like the rate at which their consumed resources replenish and the rate at which they otherwise die from predation/disease/accidents/age, not some kind of instinctive population control.

      So the contrast is, an animal, insofar as it thinks, thinks 'I will eat x' and then when x is scarce it thinks 'oh shit there isn't enough x!' Then depending on luck, it dies. Whereas humans think 'I like to eat x' and when x becomes scarce humans think 'well, this sucks, there isn't enough x anymore. Maybe I can eat something else? How about this? Ew. No, not that. How about this other thing? Meh, it's ok. Maybe I can cook it? What things could I do, or do in concert with others, that might restore the natural abundancy of x and/or allow x to be produced in an environment I control?' Yeah. That's why human population keeps growing, moving, adapting, and animals just have to suck it up. They can't solve resource problems creatively.

      (Viruses aren't creative either, they and other micro-organisms just have such fast life cycles that it allows them to find mutations that positively affect their survival at a higher rate. In other words they adapt quickly by chance, humans adapt quickly by decisions.

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    4. Re:Revelation by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

      Obviously you have never studied rabbits.

    5. Re:Revelation by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In fact, there are predators that kill even after they are full, just to kill. I remember watching a documentary about sea turtles and watching them hatch and try to make their way to the sea, and predatory birds were attacking them, first to eat them, but even after that they just kept killing and leaving the dead baby turtles there to rot.

      A pure animal whose actions are controlled by evolution of instinct, would stop killing to preserve the food supply. People killed the plains buffaloes just because they liked killing them, and to deny resources for the native Americans.

      Of course, there may be a evolutionary advantage for the birds to kill the baby turtles. They might be a common food, and killing extra turtles might reduce competition for that food supply. Alternately, killing the extra baby turtles might actually increase the supply of adult turtles by weeding out the weak. Killing certain baby turtles might actually increase the bird's food supply in the long run.

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    6. Re:Revelation by j-beda · · Score: 1

      A pure animal whose actions are controlled by evolution of instinct, would stop killing to preserve the food supply. People killed the plains buffaloes just because they liked killing them, and to deny resources for the native Americans.

      Of course, there may be a evolutionary advantage for the birds to kill the baby turtles. They might be a common food, and killing extra turtles might reduce competition for that food supply. Alternately, killing the extra baby turtles might actually increase the supply of adult turtles by weeding out the weak. Killing certain baby turtles might actually increase the bird's food supply in the long run.

      Evolution doesn't usually work quite that well - it tends to be more "shortsighted". While it might be "better" if the birds picked off a certain type of turtle (say the fastest ones, leaving the slowest ones to breed), any bird that did that would be out-competed by the birds that were picking off the "easiest" turtles. Picking off the "easiest" turtles means the ones that survive are the hardest to catch/eat, and only the fastest birds end up eating them. Thus we get evolutionary "arms races" that make for more well protected turtles, and more dangerous (for the turtles at least) birds.

      There are lots of examples of "foreign" animals being introduced to a new environment which completely take over certain niches - kudzo in the South USA and rats in Hawaii for example. Animals do not naturally limit themselves - they expand until they cannot expand further, and if that kills off their own food sources, they then die off themselves, or they go through boom and bust cycles (I think there are examples of islands with fox/rabbit populations that cycle up and down out of sync - if the island is too small eventually one of the down cycles ends up not having enough individuals to rebound and the cycles end).

    7. Re:Revelation by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      +5 insightful, not +5 funny folks.

    8. Re:Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be pedantic, the difference between humans and animals is usually called reason, but in fact it's probably more specific if less poetic to call it 'problem solving'. Animals don't 'live in equilibrium' per se because that implies that they know what they're doing, as though they're thinking 'oh... I'll eat exactly this much and no more because that will mess things up!'

      SO let me get this straight: Exactly what you're saying here is that anti-global-warming, pro-life, rabidly pro-captalism Republicans are animals?

    9. Re:Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the difference was reasonable doubt :)

  12. Either that, or... by Nux'd · · Score: 2, Funny

    They really need to stop using thier gene sequencers to search for porn.

    1. Re:Either that, or... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      who "searches" for porn anymore... you should know exactly where it is by now.

  13. Poor Summary by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The real news here doesn't appear to be that endogenization has occured through our past (OK, maybe the 8% number is news; I don't know about the numbers...) but instead that a virus, bornavirus, is displaying this property. This is news because bornaviruses are not retroviruses (previously the only know virus-types to produce endogenous copies.) Furthermore, the article seems to suspect that this virus may have ties to the schizophrenia and mood disorders...

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    1. Re:Poor Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're right, the linked article the summary is based on is an opinion piece about this article, and it's not about the proportion of virus DNA in our genome.

      The real news from the journal is: "Here we show that elements homologous to the nucleoprotein (N) gene of bornavirus exist in the genomes of several mammalian species, including humans, non-human primates, rodents and elephants...Our results provide the first evidence for endogenization of non-retroviral virus-derived elements in mammalian genomes and give novel insights not only into generation of endogenous elements, but also into a role of bornavirus as a source of genetic novelty in its host."

    2. Re:Poor Summary by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Not having access to Nature, which of these is true:

      1. Viral insertions make up 8% of our genetic material.
      2. 8% of our genetic material came from A virus. ONE of them.

      #1 doesn't shock me at all based on past whole-genome sequencing efforts - lots of junk DNA is leftovers from some virus that ended up in some ancestor who knows how long ago (or how many species ago even).

      #2 would shock me. That is 320M bp of genomic material from one virus. First, I doubt any virus is even that big, although I could certainly see how a smaller virus might generate a lot of DNA that gets stuck in the genome (maybe 500 copies of itself, repetitive elements, etc). Second, that is on the scale of a chromosome worth of material (although even if it all came from one virus it need not all be in one place now).

      The wording of the article suggests #2, but that could just be poorly-chosen wording. I suspect that they've found that 8% of the DNA came from a class of viruses, but most likely as a result of many different events over time.

      It wouldn't shock me at all to find that an essential gene came from a virus at some point. Viruses and their hosts often have interesting genetic inter-relationships as viruses slice and dice and transfer DNA all the time - often in a haphazard way. A virus might use a host enzyme for one thing, and bring along its own enzyme for something else, or whatever.

    3. Re:Poor Summary by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      The suspect part intrigues me - there is a third facet to the question of whether something is genetic or environmental. Maybe a lot of studies have come back inconclusive because of these changes.

      Hypothetically, a parent gets a bornavirus, the kid enrolls in a genetic study of his mental disorders, dad volunteers a sample for research, and zero correlation is found. But another study follows the kid and the kid's kid, and finds a genetic link. The two researchers fling poo at each other and new studies continue to support one side or the other.

      In summary, our understanding of genetics just shifted. Even if you scientific types were ahead of the curve, this is a rather clean and simple explanation for why some studies contradict others, or fail to find anything.

    4. Re:Poor Summary by Coco+Lopez · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. This slashdot article is a bad summary of a bad summary. The 8% number is in the abstract of the paper, and they cite human genome paper (from 2001) as one of the sources for that. What they're talking about is probably the overall % retroelement content, and not just the particular class of virus that this group is talking about. This is misleading because they also say the virus they're working with infects neuronal cells, which are more or less terminally differentiated, and so sequence from that shouldn't really end up in the germline cells. Of course, I haven't read beyond the first few sentences of the abstract, which is about the same that I think the PR person who wrote the article, and the submitter of the story did as well.

    5. Re:Poor Summary by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The real news here doesn't appear to be that endogenization has occured through our past [...] but instead that a virus, bornavirus, is displaying this property.

      Are you sure it's not a bornagainvirus? That would explain the intelligent design at work here.

    6. Re:Poor Summary by takowl · · Score: 1

      (OK, maybe the 8% number is news; I don't know about the numbers...)

      Nope. From the Nature paper, the 8% is just the bit that he starts off by describing that we already know. You're right, the *type* of virus is the key thing here. Congratulations, slashdot, for successfully trumpeting the thing that wasn't news.

    7. Re:Poor Summary by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      It's choice number 1- the 8% figure is for all viral insertions in the human genome. The 8% number isn't anything new- it comes from the intial analysis of the sequenced human genome, circa 2001. The focus of this paper is the discovery that some of this material comes from a non-retrovirus, which would not have as obvious a route towards integration into the host genome. It's a virus that specifically infects the cell nucleus, so it's not that surprising that there would have been an accidental event in our history that integrated bornavirus genetic material into our genome, but it is a novelty compared to the purposeful reverse transcription and insertion of retroviruses. The entire bornavirus genome happens to be about 9 kilobases, about 0.0003% the size of the human genome, and smaller than many individual human genes, and according to the paper, we didn't even integrate the whole thing, but rather a few genetic elements from the virus.

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    8. Re:Poor Summary by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info!

      The entire bornavirus genome happens to be about 9 kilobases, about 0.0003% the size of the human genome, and smaller than many individual human genes

      Considering the size of human exons that isn't saying much. Don't some human genes have sizes on the scale of bacterial genomes? I remember reading up on the sequencing of the gene associated with Huntington's Disease back when I was sequencing bacterial genes and was wondering how this was such a big deal until I saw how big the thing actually was.

      The thing that really amazes me are plant genomes. Some of those make humans look like amoebas (actually, as I recall the amoeba has a relatively big genome also for its size).

    9. Re:Poor Summary by leomrtns · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It is already known that 8% of our genomes comes from HERVs , the novelty of the paper is that this virus is not a retrovirus. The Borna Disease Virus does not require integration ("assimilation" into our genome), in contrast to retroviruses, and I assume that this discovery doesn't change the 8% figure...

  14. Old news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that it was long accepted fact that retroviruses can change DNA and those DNA changes can then be passed down to future generations. Perhaps I just watch too many sci-fi shows...

  15. Not Buying It by smitty777 · · Score: 0

    So they discovered some gene sequences that are the same in humans and viruses. Well, I probably share about 95% of the same chemicals as topsoil, but that doesn't mean my great-granddaddy was a ball of mud.

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    1. Re:Not Buying It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should avoid a career in any of the sciences.

    2. Re:Not Buying It by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So they discovered some gene sequences that are the same in humans and viruses. Well, I probably share about 95% of the same chemicals as topsoil, but that doesn't mean my great-granddaddy was a ball of mud.

      Actually, since they hypothesize that life somehow spontaneously came from chemicals, if their hypothesis is correct than you are indeed descended from a ball of mud. As the silicone based Star Trek alien put it, we are "Ugly bags of mostly water".

      And a gene sequence is a bit more complex than a beaker with chemicals mixed together. For 8% of our DNA to be from viruses it is a bit of a stretch to think it's coincidence.

    3. Re:Not Buying It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I probably share about 95% of the same chemicals as topsoil, but that doesn't mean my great-granddaddy was a ball of mud.

      How about learning what the fuck they're talking about before criticizing it? That might save you from looking like an ignorant dipshit.

      Retroviruses insert their DNA into the host, which can then get passed to the host's offspring. The news here, retarded asshole, is that 8% of your DNA comes through that mechanism, and which viruses did the inserting.

    4. Re:Not Buying It by smitty777 · · Score: 1

      Wow - I think I really hit a nerve, Coward. I think you need to 1) switch to decaf and 2) RTFA. I quote

      "Feschotte proposes that BDV insertions could be a source of mutations in the brain cells of infected individuals.

      "These data yield a testable hypothesis for the alleged, but still controversial, causative association of BDV infection with schizophrenia and mood disorders," Feschotte said.

      Note the words "hypothesis" and "alleged". You need to actually read the article before you pout off about my ignorance.

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    5. Re:Not Buying It by smitty777 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of that, my friend. I'm simply challenging the use of the word "ancestor". It may just be me, but that word usually denotes a pair of copulating parents somewhere in the past. I'm not arguing the *hypothesis* that the viruses could have injected the DNA into ours. So, if the radiation from a nuclear reactor causes a genetic mutation, does that mean that my great-granddaddy is Three Mile Island?

      As far as the 8% being a coincidence, since we're both living beings, I would be surprised if it *weren't* 8%. We both belong to the category of "things that are alive", which must narrow down the allowable sequences of DNA. Referring back to the earlier post, I'll bet we also have some chemical components in common as well. Not necessarily because we are related, but because those are the specific chemicals that permit some form of life/sentience.

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  16. Which one? by davidwr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh wait, the article says "the genomes of humans and other mammals contain DNA derived from the insertion of bornaviruses" plural. My bad.

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    1. Re:Which one? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. I remember hearing somewhere along the line that there was a theory that a virus originated as a form of inter-cellular communication, and only later on 'went rogue' and became non-adaptive to host organisms. If this theory is true, some 8% of human DNA comes from viruses, doesn't that just mean that the system works as it originally did?

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  17. What a crappy press release by RNLockwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    So 8% of my DNA comes from a virus and not from my ancestors? I guess that means that I was infected with the DNA after conception and for some reason it's not heritable since I didn't get any from my ancestors. The big story, then, is that there is a mechanism that excludes the viral DNA during meiosis.

    Dr Feschotte must have cringed when he read the release.

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    1. Re:What a crappy press release by grimJester · · Score: 1

      The real story is that 92% of our DNA comes from mutations and not from our ancestors.

    2. Re:What a crappy press release by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, 8% of your DNA comes from viruses that infected your anscestors' reproductive organs and were passed on to you. TFA is actually an interesting read.

    3. Re:What a crappy press release by canajin56 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Ya, lets be disingenuous and pretend that in the phrase ""About 8 percent of human genetic material comes from a virus and not from our ancestors", the word "our" means "the current generation", rather than "humanity", and further, that ancestor means "parent", rather than meaning, well, ancestor! The thing about pretending to be incredibly stupid in order to be pedantic, is it's indistinguishable from actually being incredibly stupid.

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    4. Re:What a crappy press release by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Which means we got this DNA from our ancestors after all. And considering we share like 99% of our DNA with chimps, the majority of these 8% must have been inserted into the gene pool a long time back on our evolutionary journey.

    5. Re:What a crappy press release by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      "About 8 percent of human genetic material comes from a virus and not from our ancestors, according to an article by University of Texas at Arlington biology professor Cédric Feschotte published in the Jan. 7, 2010 issue of Nature magazine."

      NOT from ancestors according to the article. It's a badly written press release. I'm sure that the Nature Article spells it all out but I don't have a paid subscription so I can only go by the press release.

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    6. Re:What a crappy press release by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      The assimilation of viral sequences into the host genome is a process referred to as endogenization. This occurs when viral DNA integrates into a chromosome of reproductive cells and is subsequently passed from parent to offspring.

    7. Re:What a crappy press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The implications are crazy.

      cvr.bio.uci.edu/downloads/APS.pdf

  18. Excellent coincidence by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I woke up this morning wondering how much of our DNA was influenced by viruses.

    Turns out it's 8%.

    Thanks, slashdot! :D

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  19. Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Google for placenta and endogenous (as in endogenous virus). The placenta uses a lot of viral code, to the extent that it might be more virus than anything else. It also sheds a lot of viruses. The placenta is almost a different life form.

    BTW, the Wikipedia entry shows that the "8%" number was known as long as 6 years ago.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endogenous_retrovirus

    1. Re:Mammals by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ERVs have been known about for some time and are, in fact, one of the "killer" evidences for evolution. You can actually trace lineages with these genes, and they are useful for dating the splits between related lineages. For instance, chimps and humans share more ERVs than, say, humans and baboons. It's difficult to support that observation via Creationism, unless you proclaim the insipid "that's the way God wants it", but evolution explains it very neatly.

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    2. Re:Mammals by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "That's the way God wanted it" isn't the only way to support the observation of genes existing in multiple species, in a way that seems to imply inheritance. How about "God made life using OO programming"? Why would he start from scratch for every species, instead of just using copy & paste? If you really think about it...hacked together in 6 days, spaghetti code where 80% seems to be junk that doesn't even do anything, and is incredibly hard to decipher...God made us in PERL! Perl supports multiple inheritance, which explains the appearance of "viruses" transplanting genes from one species to another, unrelated species!

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    3. Re:Mammals by RDW · · Score: 1

      'BTW, the Wikipedia entry shows that the "8%" number was known as long as 6 years ago.'

      The news article is based on a rather careless reading of the new paper, where the 8% figure (which refers to endogenous retroviruses) is referenced in the Abstract but not presented as a new finding. The new result is that non-retroviral sequences from a completely different class of virus (Bornavirus) have also become incorporated into the genome. Bornavirus is an RNA virus that has the unusual property of setting up house in the nucleus. They think that a cellular reverse transcriptase (encoded by endogenous retrotransposons) could have been responsible for inserting DNA forms of Bornavirus genes into human (and other animal) genomes. This is different to the situation with retroviruses, which are able to integrate themselves into the genome using their own (viral) reverse transcriptases.

    4. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's difficult to support that observation via Creationism

      I'm not actually a creationist, but I'll take a stab at it just for fun.
      P1: "chimps and humans share more ERVs than, say, humans and baboons" -> chimps an humans evolved from a common ancestor that lived more recently than the ancestor of humans and baboons.

      P2: Ford and Chevy cars use lug nuts measured in fractions of an inch. Toyota and Nissan use metric -> Ford and Chevy evolved from a common ancestor

      Except that P2 isn't true, not for the biological sense of the word evolution. Therefore P1 is not necessarily true (I'm aware that it happens to be true. I'm just taking the contrary position). Since the real explanation for P2 is that either different designers designed them, or designers just did things for convenience, that explanation could be applied to P1 as well.

    5. Re:Mammals by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      So, a placental sandwich is not cannibalism then?

      That sure would have helped acquit in my stalking case....

    6. Re:Mammals by Seakip18 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like to think that God was a smart enough creator and made sure there were plenty of chances for early life to get upgrades along the way. Not that God sprinkled magic viruses on chimps and viola, but rather that's how it worked out given a few hundred-million years of life.

      I never quite got how folks think the earth is only 3000 years old and that Dinosaurs never really existed, etc. I'd think it'd be alot easier to explain how creation and evolution fit than deny any evidence of evolution and dinosaurs.

      But, I s'pose it's all choosing which myth and facts to believe in and which to not. Plus, life is a lot more comfortable when your sure what you believe is true and everything contrary is a lie. Religion is just a nice container to organize it all with.

      Shoot..off topic...

      uh....What'd be even MORE interesting is to compare those divided lineages NOW and see if the viral DNA that originally existed still does in it's original form. If not, what's going to account for the changes(which is like finding a specific needle(s) in a stack of needles)?

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    7. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need a "-1 My eyes bleed" moderation option :|

    8. Re:Mammals by pwfffff · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fact that he finished ahead of schedule seems to support this. Why custom tailor DNA when you can use that whole 7th day to rest?

    9. Re:Mammals by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That's the way God ... using copy & paste? If you really think about it...hacked together in 6 days, spaghetti code where 80% seems to be junk that doesn't even do anything, and is incredibly hard to decipher...

      So what the Creationists are saying is basically...

      God is a either a chump working at Microsoft, or a really bad software contractor who writes Perl?

      This sucks, I want a refund.

    10. Re:Mammals by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      pffft duh......

      http://xkcd.com/224/

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    11. Re:Mammals by j-beda · · Score: 2, Funny
    12. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OO Programming? As in: inheritance and iterative improvements in newer versions?

    13. Re:Mammals by scire9 · · Score: 0

      That would certainly explain the Perl Golf Apocalypse.

    14. Re:Mammals by scire9 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you implying that God is Just Another Perl Hacker?

    15. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...God made us in PERL!

      Please, don't let KJV-only fundamentalist programmers start telling us that 'If it was good enough for God, it's good enough for me...'

    16. Re:Mammals by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah, I figured it out ages ago. God has to be a bureaucrat. Nobody else would think it's a good idea to plan the main sewage pipes right through the entertainment district.

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    17. Re:Mammals by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Chimps sneezed on Noah more often than on the baboons in the Ark?

      Ha ha ah ah ha ha ha!!!!

    19. Re:Mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God just outsourced the coding to China.

  20. That explains a lot actually.

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  21. Virus my ass, ever hear of metagenes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are genes that control other genes, which means that DNA changes itself on its own, depending on certain environmental conditions.

  22. Fate of us all... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    BornAVirus - EndOVirus.

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  23. Wow! by kurt555gs · · Score: 0, Troll

    So, finally, an explanation for Republicans.

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    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or democrats that make snarky remarks?

    2. Re:Wow! by macraig · · Score: 1

      Nah... he's a Libertarian. Can't ya tell the difference?

    3. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad dick smoking fags didn't get a virus and die.

  24. Virus? Hardly. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    I'm quite sure that that 8% was merely introduced into our genetic code by an Intelligent Designer, just to throw scientists off the trail a bit.

    1. Re:Virus? Hardly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, no, you just don't understand. . .

      When the Intelligent Designer was creating viruses after man sinned, so that man would henceforth die, he re-used 8 percent of the genetic code *of man* to make the viruses more effective. Yeah. . .that's it. See, Intelligent design isn't just Creationism re-branded. Oh. Wait. . .

  25. Who owns the copyright? by codewarren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering the necessity of viruses to have some "host-like" code within them, is it not just as possible that viruses got most of their code from hosts rather than vice versa?

    1. Re:Who owns the copyright? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      The propositions are indistinguishable: everything that has DNA has copied it from something else. The issue is that we're increasingly finding that organisms don't just get copies of their parents' DNA -- that there's swapping, obviously during sex, but less obviously from viral infections adding stuff into the target, and less obviously yet from viral infections of one organism transferring its genetic material to another organism that the virus subsequently infects, and less obviously yet, the idea that retroviruses might be eukaryotic mechanisms for DNA transposition. So, yeah, viruses got their code from hosts, hosts got their code from viruses.

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    2. Re:Who owns the copyright? by codewarren · · Score: 1

      The question I am raising is not whether it is possible to have some of your DNA originate from outside your ancestry. I'm questioning how you can distinguish between similarities due to copying in vs copying out.

    3. Re:Who owns the copyright? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm not quite sure what you're asking. If what you're asking is "how can you tell the difference between originally human DNA and originally virus DNA" my first answer would be that neither one is original. However, past that, one thing that stands out is that viruses have tremendous selection pressure to economize (because the faster you replicate the faster you spread, and the speed of replication is linearly proportional to the length of the genome.) As a result, evolution removes anything that isn't unneeded, and in fact some viruses stack genes on top of one another. To explain that I have to do a bit of cell bio: every three DNA bases code for one protein, so you read DNA by threes. Since this provides for 64 combinations and there are only 20-ish proteins, there is what's called genetic degeneracy: multiple codons map to each protein. As a result, there are lots of viruses that encode one protein by threes, and taking advantage of degeneracy, code for *another* protein by shifting one over and again reading by threes. Given the sequence abc def ghi jkl, one protein is produced that reads off abc:A, def:B,..., while another protein is produced that reads off bcd:G, efg:H,..., and so forth. In some cases, viral DNA can even be read backwards to produce yet another protein.

      So if you're looking at a chunk of DNA and it appears to be continuous, particularly continuous and overlapping, it's very likely recently viral, while if it has big chunks of other stuff in it, long promotion/repression sequences, lots of regulatory stuff, it's probably not recently viral. Does that answer what you're wondering?

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  26. Jedi knights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never destroy evil completely, balance and al. Maybe we loose little something each time we destroy a horrible disease.

    Also, how little do we know about nearly everything. Kids in a sandbox.

  27. the OA refed in the OP link is in N&V section by mapkinase · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v463/n7277/full/463039a.html

    That section is mostly commissioned and if not submissions reviewed by editor (technically, not peer reviewed).

    The author of the referred N&V article is the author one of the articles in the reference section...

    For peer-reviewed article, I would go for:

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v463/n7277/full/nature08695.html

    written by bunch of Japanese:

    Endogenous non-retroviral RNA virus elements in mammalian genomes

    Retroviruses are the only group of viruses known to have left a fossil record, in the form of endogenous proviruses, and approximately 8% of the human genome is made up of these elements1, 2. Although many other viruses, including non-retroviral RNA viruses, are known to generate DNA forms of their own genomes during replication3, 4, 5, none has been found as DNA in the germline of animals. Bornaviruses, a genus of non-segmented, negative-sense RNA virus, are unique among RNA viruses in that they establish persistent infection in the cell nucleus6, 7, 8. Here we show that elements homologous to the nucleoprotein (N) gene of bornavirus exist in the genomes of several mammalian species, including humans, non-human primates, rodents and elephants. These sequences have been designated endogenous Borna-like N (EBLN) elements. Some of the primate EBLNs contain an intact open reading frame (ORF) and are expressed as mRNA. Phylogenetic analyses showed that EBLNs seem to have been generated by different insertional events in each specific animal family. Furthermore, the EBLN of a ground squirrel was formed by a recent integration event, whereas those in primates must have been formed more than 40 million years ago. We also show that the N mRNA of a current mammalian bornavirus, Borna disease virus (BDV), can form EBLN-like elements in the genomes of persistently infected cultured cells. Our results provide the first evidence for endogenization of non-retroviral virus-derived elements in mammalian genomes and give novel insights not only into generation of endogenous elements, but also into a role of bornavirus as a source of genetic novelty in its host.

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  28. 8% Solution by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    I've never seen the 8% number before. What's interesting to me is that viruses that have their entire lifecycle in the neurons somehow infect germ-line cells.

  29. Antibiotics kill your midichlorians by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Antibiotics will prevent us from ever tapping into the force by killing off all our Midichlorians. . .

  30. Damn it. by UncHellMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    She told me she was TESTED!

    1. Re:Damn it. by MXPS · · Score: 0

      Is that why it occasionally burns when I pee?

    2. Re:Damn it. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, she was tested, but she's not going to tell you the results.

  31. Bad summary by saforrest · · Score: 1

    About 8 percent of human genetic material comes from a virus and not from our ancestors

    Not at all what TFA says. Sure, originally we must have had ancestors without any viral DNA, but unless the virus infected us personally and not any ancestor, the 8% of genetic material comes from a virus and from our ancestors.

  32. virus genes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is antivirus signature database.

  33. Laundromat time! by macraig · · Score: 1

    After reading this, I feel an overwhelming need to run off to the laundromat and get my genes thoroughly washed....

    1. Re:Laundromat time! by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      That's not going to help. You'll have to reinstall everything. Make sure you have your whole brain backed up first. I can't tell you how many people back up just the part they're using right now, only to find out they have to know how to cook a Bundt cake later...

  34. Snowcrash anyone? by McNihil · · Score: 1

    How can this be news is a bit beyond me but then again I have had my coffeeeeeeee.

  35. Gee, my mother told me that it was 50% . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . she called the virus "your no-good father!"

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    1. Re:Gee, my mother told me that it was 50% . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  36. Even more similar to macaca mulatta? by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's interesting how did they chose a particular protein in the Supplementary table of the peer-reviewed Japanese article in Nature (first ref in N&V article by the Italian, the N&V reference is in the bottom of the OA).

    They chose hit LOC340900

    but if you look for the blinks for H1499's nucleoprotein it lists:

    PREDICTED: hypothetical protein [Macaca mulatta]

    with slightly higher score than the next hit (from Human).

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    1. Re:Even more similar to macaca mulatta? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Why is this comment labeled "Troll"???

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  37. Open source by l0b0 · · Score: 1

    So nature does open source genetic engineering? Sweet!

    Seriously though, could this be used to explain some instances of co-evolution?

  38. What about the 12% from worms? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    And an additional 33% from SQL injection attacks?

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  39. Linux kernel by MaGGuN · · Score: 2, Funny

    8% of the Linux kernel code comes from Linus... Don't shoot the messenger.

  40. HERVs are ancestral by angry+jimmy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The posted summary is somewhat misleading. Human endogenous retroviruses (HERVs) are responsible for ~8% of the human genome sequence, but these things haven't been active for a long time in terms of human history - so the 8% that's in your genome now did come from your parents, and their parents etc. until you get back to the time many thousands of years ago when HERVs were actively creating new insertions. The linked summary is a summary of a new finding in which the 'endogenization' of a new class of virus known as a Bornavirus is reported (which exists in only a few copies in humans)

    1. Re:HERVs are ancestral by hyc · · Score: 1

      So what no one seems to have asked yet - when is someone going to take a fertilized human egg, and remove these viral sequences from the nucleus, and see how the embryo is affected?

      Take the embryo after the first division, so you can have an identical twin as a control for the experiment...

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  41. Explains viral marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it is obvious why viral marketing works so well.

  42. Well some Republicans... by WinPimp2K · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Moderate" Republicans like Olympia Snow are obviously 8% rhinovirus.
    "Tax and spend" Democrats have a generous helping of H1N1 (aka swine flu).

    This might be a fun game - determining the viral component of various politicians and celebrities.
    Anyone want to play? I don't know enough virii to suggest good matches.

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  43. Object Oriented Programming by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That's gotta gum up the OOP model.

    1. Re:Object Oriented Programming by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Multiple inheritance.

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    2. Re:Object Oriented Programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which make Goto's look pleasant

  44. Lentiviruses, palaevirology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. David Brin - The Giving Plague by sukotto · · Score: 1

    David Brin's short story "The Giving Plague" (from the 1994 collection "Otherness") uses this idea as a central concept.
    The idea was that, over LONG periods of time, viruses form symbiotic relationships with humans. In some cases, even integrating themselves directly into our DNA.

    I love it when science fiction writers guess correctly about the future. (Though I hope that's the ONLY part of that story he got right... the rest was double plus ungood)

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  46. A Woman's Perspective by d34dluk3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the Y Chromosome

  47. Tell me Professor Feschotte, by quenda · · Score: 1

    are you descended from a virus on your mother's side, or your father's side?

  48. Misleading title by BurningRome · · Score: 3, Informative

    The "8% of your genome" comes from the first paragraph of the News and Views article which reviews the actual article by Horie et al, and is referring to ALL viral remnants in the human genome, not just this new Bornavirus one. From a quick scan of the paper, it looks like they didn't estimate what fraction of the human genome comes from their Bornavirus, but they only describe 4 actual elements - so that's a vanishingly small part of the human genome. The vast majority of viral elements in the genome come from retroviruses and other retrotransposons, and that's been known for a long time.

  49. Research was conducted by Keizo Tomonaga in Japan by jestill · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article the research was "led by Professor Keizo Tomonaga at Osaka University in Japan". The article that Cedric wrote was just an opinion piece discussing the research by Dr. Tomonaga.

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  50. Dawkins was right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In "The Selfish Gene" Richard Dawkins predicts that exactly this happens but he didn't have any evidence to back it up at the time. Since "successful" genes are only successful if they continue to replicate it stands to reason that genes will "discover" ways to replicate most successfully. If you can fool a host into allowing yourself as part of its DNA, then the host will do the replicating for you during normal sexual behavior. Over many generations at some point the gene may find it most convenient to simply become a part of the host rather than seeking out new hosts. This way the gene will be a part of the host and a has a 50% chance of being part of the host's offspring. The gene (virus) has discovered a successful way to replicate!

  51. Introns by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    Considering something like 30% of the genome is made up of introns (unexpressed DNA), I'm not too surprised. In theory at least, anything could be there with little effect on survivability.

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  52. 8% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would that be accounts, politicians, lawyers and marketers not necessarily in that order then?

  53. Thus the Vidiian Phage is proved possible in 2010 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything in the article points to the fact this 8% leads to disease (sometimes deadly) and not any Marvel/DC super abilities.

    So if the Vidiian Phage is proved as possible, thus must medicine end all transfusion, human organ transplants and skin grafts from non-clones.
    You just don't get an organ, you are getting the historical DNA from that person's linage which may contain much more than what your bargaining for your progeny.

    Soon as one of these viruses (perhaps already present) is is one of these tissues or fluids its game over as its impossible to DNA sequence each cell in the donation for such. No science today will detect if it bridged over from the donated material nor know if your DNA is being corrupted due to them till its too late.

  54. Alien intervention? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I wonder how neatly this fits in with the "Aliens mutated pre-humans into humans" theory. If we were able to prevent a developing human from inheriting this DNA mutating virus, would they then become pre-human?

  55. Not surprising by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I am not in the least bit surprised that at some point in the evolution of life on this planet a virus was able to cross the barriers and become a permanent part of our genetic code. I think as the human genome (as well as the genome of other life) is further unraveled, we'll find more and more evidence of this exact nature.

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  56. Evolutionary pressure by mollog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll offer proof that this is actually happening; a species that follows human, the Eastern Gray Squirrel, has adapted to cars. Previously, they had an inborn, instinctive behavior of darting in circles when confronted by a danger. This was thought to be an adaptation that helped them escape predation by birds of prey. But this was maladaptive when confronted by a speeding vehicle.

    These days, the gray squirrel runs in a straight line when it is in danger. This is probably good news for birds of prey, but squirrel populations are thriving, so I doubt that birds are as big a problem as cars are.

    I don't doubt that our environment is promoting genetic variations that are compatible with technology. That meme has been suggested before.

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    1. Re:Evolutionary pressure by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Thats fascinating. I wish Kangaroos would evolve to not try to outrun cars.

    2. Re:Evolutionary pressure by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      I'll offer proof that this is actually happening; a species that follows human, the Eastern Gray Squirrel, has adapted to cars. Previously, they had an inborn, instinctive behavior of darting in circles when confronted by a danger. This was thought to be an adaptation that helped them escape predation by birds of prey. But this was maladaptive when confronted by a speeding vehicle.

      These days, the gray squirrel runs in a straight line when it is in danger. This is probably good news for birds of prey, but squirrel populations are thriving, so I doubt that birds are as big a problem as cars are.

      I don't doubt that our environment is promoting genetic variations that are compatible with technology. That meme has been suggested before.

      Very interesting. In fact, I've informally observed the same thing with deer. I used to live in an area that has a large deer population. Deer road kill used to be a bit of a problem. Now, it is simply an occasional occurence. When I would drive down a road through forests where deer are known to inhabit, I would see deer by the side of the road literally staring at my car and waiting until I got by. It was only after I had gotten by, and they had looked the other way (!) that they would sprint across the road.

    3. Re:Evolutionary pressure by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      I know with sheep (quite possibly trie of kangaroos too) the response to danger is to run in a straight line away from the threat, because turning would expose their flanks. If you've got a wolf on your tail (and you're a sheep) then your best bet is to keep it directly behind you, where it's got to try harder to jump onto your back. Turn, and it can jump and maybe get teeth or claws into your side.

      Frustrating when they get startled by a car though - they just run straight down the road and stay in your way until the road bends. At that point the sheep continues running in a straight line, you follow the road, the sheep goes away thinking it's successfully evaded a predator (insomuch as a sheep can be said to think) and you go away cursing the stupidity of sheep. But it's actually a relatively smart thing to do as a general threat response, just mis-tuned for avoiding cars.

    4. Re:Evolutionary pressure by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      In northern Minnesota, you'd think the deer are retarded. They frequently run in front of cars. It's extremely common.

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    5. Re:Evolutionary pressure by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Nope. Kangaroos just hop straight out in front of your car, side-on. Usually at dusk. They are obviously slow learners.

  57. PKD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a cause of mutation and psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia and mood disorders ... a virus epidemic in 1885 wiped out a regiment of cavalry horses ... it infects only neurons, establishing a persistent infection in its host's brain"

    I'm not sure how, but the writing of Philip K. Dick (a.k.a. Horselover Fat) has to be connected to this in some way.

  58. Of Course Viruses Contribute to our DNA by rebmemeR · · Score: 1

    We should expect viruses to be a large source of our genetic material, simply because they have access to it. Viruses are all about penetrating into DNA and modifying it. If the host subsequently reproduces, those modifications could be passed on. Each such modification could: * Be useless junk dna * Be generally useful. Does it matter where good ideas come from? * Be harmful, maybe even make descendants more susceptible to attack from the original virus. * Allow descendants to better identify and defend against that attacker, AKA counterintelligence.

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  59. Urgh, I thought it wasn't for real by Fross · · Score: 1

    I know that when I have a cold, it FEELS like 8% of my body weight is in snot. Now I know for sure. :/

  60. Sorry, it's the first thing that came to mind by 4g1vn · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWstiQ4W9g Smith know this tidbit of information before this scientist.

  61. Re:Dissa Meesa Virus Tween yo Cheeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should really stop switching between third and first person.

  62. Hereditary Immunity? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, we've already seen that parents pass immunity/resistance to various viruses on to their offspring, hence Natives dying from smallpox when European settlers showed up (the Europeans were mostly immune presumably because they'd already encountered the virus, the Natives had never been exposed prior).

    So in that case, you must have a whole bunch of DNA dedicated to keeping track of viruses and the countermeasures to fighting them, otherwise you wouldn't be able to have hereditary immunity.

  63. 8 Percent! by bitphr3ak · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'll call in sick!

  64. Funny, about 8% of Windows is virus, too! by brentonboy · · Score: 1

    ...on a fresh install, anyway. The percentage increases the older your computer gets!

  65. Clarification of the "testable hypothesis" by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    "These data yield a testable hypothesis for the alleged, but still controversial, causative association of BDV infection with schizophrenia and mood disorders," Feschotte said.

    Does that mean that we can now infect someone with schizophrenia by injecting them with a virus? And that that individual's children are more likely to have schizophrenia?

  66. Scanstyles does nothing in Webkit/Firefox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scanstyles does nothing in Webkit/Firefox when clicking the link... Okay the one time I decide to RTFA before posting my comments and look what happens...

  67. Obligatory Star Wars Refrence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by the time all protons in the universe would have decayed the likelyhood that you would have won even once would be so small that you could not even imagine.

    I don't know I can imagine quite a little.

  68. Ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a portion of christians believe that...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Eucharist#Eucharistic_theology_2

    (as long as we're trading Wikipedia links)

  69. Re:Amount of viral code by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    8% is just the amount that isn't so old, mixed and mangled that it can be identified as viral in origin.

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  70. "Cross" breeding by alien-alien · · Score: 1

    And when I find the perverted virus that had sex with my ancestor, I'm going to be *very* *very* angry!

  71. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Infinite monkeys pounding on keyboards over an infinite span of time would create the combined works of William Shakespeare, and all that..."

    The Internet has quite easily disproved that.

  72. So Viruses are part of our evolution by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1

    You might even say, we are partly related to viruses. Might we also say that we are somewhat symbiotic with viruses ? Could the immune system have originally been a virus... Perhaps the first swelling of the mammalian brain...

  73. Why psychiatric disorders instead of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though the 8% is intentionally misleading in the teaser article, it seems strange to me that the researcher leaps from genetic mutations to psychiatric disorders. Why didn't he at least theorize about the most widespread mutation result: cancer? Oncoviruses have been known since the fifties though I've never heard a compelling explanation of why all viruses aren't oncoviruses. With all the recent hoopla on HPV and the "cervical cancer vaccine," this discovery seems much more important than just psychiatric disorders. It makes me wonder if the difference between and oncovirus and a harmless virus is just the location of its leftover gene sequences. It would be interesting to see if leftover viral sequences in introns are associated with a higher cancer risk than sequences left in exons.

  74. Surely vast majority of Christians though by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Not only Catholics (which themselves represent majority of Christians). Also Orthodox and Lutheran churches.

    Yes, they might differ in theological interpretation of what's going on behind the scenes; but all agree that the faithfull are deity eaters.

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  75. Agent Smith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turns out he was right. Humans are a form of Virus after all. Who knew?

  76. Every consider the alternative by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Its just common code.

    There are only so many variations given a number of bits. DNA is nothing but a string of bit patterns, given that all live on earth operates in more or less the same general way at the lower levels, it shouldn't be surprising that we've run into a some duplicate code. So far the code is public domain as far as I know so its probably been shared without patent or copyright lawsuite concerns by more than a few different organisms even if just by dumb luck.

    Unrelated species have been known to develop very similar features when something about their environment is similar.

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  77. Thr Mstrix already taught us this... by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

    "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. "

  78. maybe just a glimpse into how cells normally work? by fikx · · Score: 1

    Based on the short summary article, they just found DNA similar to a specific virus sequences (which infects neurons) . Did anyone consider the opposite theory ? Instead of the DNA coming from the virus, isn't it possible the virus came from our DNA? Or maybe the virus is a left-over or damaged piece of a larger puzzle (since this virus is found is many animals, maybe it palys a part in many animals interacting with each other...)
    just a thought...

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  79. feeling queeeesy by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    I feel sick just reading this ??? might have been the pork I had for lunch and taco bell :0)

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  80. Ob. Cobra quote (was Re:Ob. Matrix quote) by smithmc · · Score: 1

    No, <stallone>you're the disease, and I'm the cure.</stallone>

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  81. This could be the Missing Link! by legionzero · · Score: 1

    I had read about it a few years back, the theory that states that human evolution, the big leap in evolution that turned neanderthals into homo-sapiens was actually a Virus that nearly wiped out all of the Neanderthals and only the ones able to adapt to the virus (mutate) survived (that being us of course) This 8% could be the evidence that the scientific community have been searching for, can you imagine, the missing-link not found in fossil records but actually in our DNA? A similar theory exists regarding A.I. reaching a cognitive state, but that is a horse of a different color altogether.

  82. 92% solutions by cstacy · · Score: 1

    There you go, if you're depressed, manic or schizophrenic, it could be one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

    Could simply be that your ancestors used Windows a lot...

  83. How funny; and they missed things by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    First, 4 decades ago, I was pointing that out to others at CDC (I worked there then) and most felt that it was not the case. Likewise, even here on this site, I was saying the saying that most of our mutations come from virus, to which I would be modded down, or have fools reply back that it was immpossible.

    Second, we need to start a new program through the world (perhaps a Gates project). In particular, we should have each nation draw blood from at least 100 babies. Then draw blood every so often. Or perhaps draw it every 20 years, then compare it. By fingerprinting (or sequencing once it is cheap enough), we can find any gross changes, while ignoring the minute changes. The minute changes will be just breakdown in DNA, basically, mutations. BUT the gross changes will very likely be virus. We have far more viruses then are realized, that are asymptomatic. These are serving to make mutations in us. My guess is that the higher the population density, the higher the mutation rate. I would not be surprised to find that Japan, EU, and China have some of the highest rates. In fact, more likely China, since they have a high population density and not so much concern with public health (Like Americans, they think that going to work while sick is admirable, but ignores the effect on making others sick; Japanese and EU prefers that you not come in).

    What we should be looking for, is virus that cross species boundaries. Those are going to be likely to introduce new genes into other species. For starters, I would not be the least surprised to find that dogs/cats/birds due to density, and pigs/birds due to flu share some interesting genes with us. What I also would not be surprised, is to find that they are gaining intelligence because of the viruses.

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  84. Not related to Brain Virus at all. by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    There you go, if you're depressed, manic or schizophrenic, it could be one of your ancestors got a brain virus.

    A "brain virus" would of course not be inheritable. To inherit anything, the virus would have to exist in your ancestors genitalia.

    If it is linked to mental disorders, it means the virus swapped out parts of human DNA related to the brain. This is completely unrelated to it being a "brain virus" or not.

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  85. More proof of an old theory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could be wrong about my history, but I either Weiss or Kornberg proposed this many years ago. It's nice to see some more proof.

  86. bornavirus? dieavirus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously ...
    I'm suprised a blast job saying" look there's viral remnants in a genome" is Nature worthy.
    Must be a slow month for prestigious paper submissions.