I used to have a blackbird that would routinely pirch on my television aerial, about five metres from my window. Right show-off. He didn't stop with ring-tones and car-alarms, oh no, he'd nicked a ruddy fax machine and learnt that off by heart as well. I'm sure I he stood up there negotiating PPP connections. With apologies to the Wurzels:
Where be it Blackbird to?
I know where he be,
He be up yon aerial,
And I be after he!
Now I sees he, And he sees I,
Bugger'd if I don't get 'en
Wit a thousand volts, I'll knock 'im down
Blackbird, I'll 'ave thee!
Dunno. I think the JWs get a bit of a bad rep; they're not scary like scientology or violent like certain adherents of certain other religions. When they knock on my door, I ask them if they'd like to switch to my religion (The Church of The Holy ettlz) instead.
JW.[Blah, blah, blah, benefits, regular magazine for members etc.] 140,000 true believers will ascend to Heaven and reign along side God. THe. And how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there in the world? JW. Over six million. THe. See a problem there? JW. Oh shit.
We're currently running a special offer for converts: we guarantee to undercut whatever percentage of annual income you are currently paying.
Broadcom users on Linux should really be using the bcm43xx kernel module by now.
Anyway the flaw wouldnt affect Linux systems. Why? Different kernel.
NDISWrapper executes the Windows Kernel Mode NDIS driver in the Linux kernel's address space. So it might still result in code injection. It might even extend to FreeBSD when running bcmwl5.sys under its equivalent as well.
Enter BSD. BSD. Hey guys. Mac. Hey. PC. Hey. There is a pause.PClooks atMac. Maclooks back atPC. They both pull evil grins, and then pounce. Cut to fuckwitted, oh-aren't-we-clever message. Unseen, we hear roaring andBSDscreaming. BSD. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steady guys, there's enough of me for everyone!
Those are terribly dumbass parodies. The sound of a bottle opening says it all: too drunk to be truly funny. Fact it, MaxOS X looks more like BSD than Linux ever has done. I guess it just goes to show that the average computer-using dolt only cares about superficialities. ("They both run FVWM! Same shit, dude!")
OK, so it's not directly related to shit-power, but why has there been a sudden overload in tag trolling — specifically, adding "itsatrap" to every story on the front page?! This is one for the Slashdot trolling phenomena article. In what way is getting useful work out of sewage a trap?
Damn, beat me to it. Remember Chinese constitution Article 51, which starts "The exercise by citizens of the People's Republic of China of their freedoms and rights may not infringe upon the interests of the state."
the idea is to create some sort of code that is jammed into Linux and whose sole purpose is to let some proprietary code run under Linux without actually "touching" Linux in any way that would subject the proprietary code to the GPL. This would include mechanisms that alter the internals of Linux without having to publish the code and changes as open-source or allow them to be used by others, as is required by the GPL.
i.e., what nVidia and ATi have been doing for years now?
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I used to have a blackbird that would routinely pirch on my television aerial, about five metres from my window. Right show-off. He didn't stop with ring-tones and car-alarms, oh no, he'd nicked a ruddy fax machine and learnt that off by heart as well. I'm sure I he stood up there negotiating PPP connections. With apologies to the Wurzels:
Shut the fuck up!
Dunno. I think the JWs get a bit of a bad rep; they're not scary like scientology or violent like certain adherents of certain other religions. When they knock on my door, I ask them if they'd like to switch to my religion (The Church of The Holy ettlz) instead.
JW. [Blah, blah, blah, benefits, regular magazine for members etc.] 140,000 true believers will ascend to Heaven and reign along side God.
THe. And how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there in the world?
JW. Over six million.
THe. See a problem there?
JW. Oh shit.
We're currently running a special offer for converts: we guarantee to undercut whatever percentage of annual income you are currently paying.
"Somebody set us up the bandwidth !!"
"We get HTTP-GET !!"
OK, shouldn't bite. But will. ISA as in the current PC industry standard architecture (no caps). Not the bus.
Rad.
So it should really go:
Enter BSD.BSD. Hey guys.
Mac. Hey.
PC. Hey.
There is a pause. PC looks at Mac. Mac looks back at PC. They both pull evil grins, and then pounce.
Cut to fuckwitted, oh-aren't-we-clever message. Unseen, we hear roaring and BSD screaming.
BSD. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steady guys, there's enough of me for everyone!
Whoa, 1996 called. They want their misconceptions back. yum install scramjet.
Those are terribly dumbass parodies. The sound of a bottle opening says it all: too drunk to be truly funny. Fact it, MaxOS X looks more like BSD than Linux ever has done. I guess it just goes to show that the average computer-using dolt only cares about superficialities. ("They both run FVWM! Same shit, dude!")
Grandparent was referring to the PC ISA.
And on the subject of admirals... "It's a trap!"
BSD: Bah, it's not so bad.
Well, following the reasoning of Richard Pryor, all this means is that white kids are involved with cybercrime now, too.
Not forgetting "Wales: Bloody Hell Yeah!" from the soundtrack to "Team Cymru: Cyber Police".
Does anybody use the tagging system to search stories anyway?
OK, so it's not directly related to shit-power, but why has there been a sudden overload in tag trolling — specifically, adding "itsatrap" to every story on the front page?! This is one for the Slashdot trolling phenomena article. In what way is getting useful work out of sewage a trap?
Damn, beat me to it. Remember Chinese constitution Article 51, which starts "The exercise by citizens of the People's Republic of China of their freedoms and rights may not infringe upon the interests of the state."
i.e., what nVidia and ATi have been doing for years now?
Nevertheless: Not In My Kernel.
I declare you genuine!
You forgot sonnyand.share.live.com, wiveswholiketo.share.live.com and, of course, goat.cx.share.live.com.
Haven't I see this before? A pro-Linux copy-and-paste troll? [Head asplode.]