The installer app failed, and an hour into the ordeal, I found myself asking my office goldfish, "Has it really come to this? Am I really about to manually create and install a.dll file?"
But there it was, right on the Zune's tech support page. Is this really what parents want to be doing at 4 a.m. on Christmas morning?
To which the goldfish replied:
No, dude, you've got to register one. Now stop talking to me.
An example of what I mean: A cop gets called "pig" (the UK version), cop turns off video, kicks the crap out of kid, turns video back on, and then says "I was attacked! You saw him trying to provoke me!" Or whatever, you guys get the idea.
It's more likely that the kid pulls knife on the copper, mugs him, gets a bit roughed up in the process, nicks the camera, and then films himself, uses it as "evidence" to claim that his human rights were violated in the commission of a criminal act, and that he is therefore entitled to compensation.
Birmingham City Council BOASTS all over the place that they are "the biggest employer in the West Midlands". Probably cos it takes 10 muppets to do the same job that 1 competent employee should be expected to do.
Yeah, so what? This is Brum we're talking about here.
To: Lightspeed Traveller <lbt@astro-bio.uorion.ac> From: Ascended Super Thingy <ast@astro-bio.uorion.ac>
I still maintain the point that designing a black monolith in 2001 is
a fundamental error. Be thankful you are not my student. You would not
get a high grade for such a design:-)
Well that pretty much defines "good week for the rest of us".
Jehovasaurus.
Next!
...having been recently laid off from a Microsoft advertising campaign.
is a collective noun!
- the digital camera;
- the lead-acid car battery;
- crocodile clips;
and, of courseJohn C. Dvorak notwithstanding.
Oi, noob, you forgot the Goatse link. It's trolls like you that give the GNAA a bad name.
Then get a Zune.
Oh, fantastic, I can roast quails with it!
From TFA:
To which the goldfish replied:
Why have I only just found this out?
I love custard — I'm off to find me an excavator and a casket of treacle puddings!
No! Dr. Crane, I consume!
It's more likely that the kid pulls knife on the copper, mugs him, gets a bit roughed up in the process, nicks the camera, and then films himself, uses it as "evidence" to claim that his human rights were violated in the commission of a criminal act, and that he is therefore entitled to compensation.
Your path begins here. Praise be to His Almighty Knuthiness and Blessed Angel Lamport.
Yeah, so what? This is Brum we're talking about here.
"Uncyclopedia doesn't count." — ettlz
Nice to see the Israeli military get some of their best ideas from an eleven-year-old TV show.
Well, as Djikstra said,
Well it seems to be doing something for Steve!
Around here, yes.
Blah, blah, blah, my comment does not have too few characters per line.