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  1. Re:Bets on how high? on Gene Roddenberry's Mac Plus Is Coming Up For Auction · · Score: 1

    You keep your quatloos to yourself. I'll stick to my flushing Western pedestal, thank-you very much.

  2. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor on In Praise of the Sci-fi Corridor · · Score: 1

    Now come on, any film with the word "tensor" in the script counts as sci-fi.

  3. JOHNNIAC on Big, Beautiful Boxes From Computer History · · Score: 1

    So, was this used to drive a very early model of EMH?

  4. Re:You mean on How To Build a 100,000-Port Ethernet Switch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Daisy-chaining requires two ports on all but the end switches.

  5. Re:Is XKCD Shitty Today? on xkcd To Be Released In Book Form · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But that sounds way too difficult for me. You must be so clever!

    Which sums up the impression I get reading your average xkcd strip, if I'm not about to hurl at Munroe's insipid melancholy. It turns out you don't need to be that clever; nevertheless I am in xkcd's presumed target audience, and despite getting many of the gags still don't find them that funny. Moreover, I cannot see what the hell my peers think is so great about it. Seriously, do they need a bunch of mathsier-than-thou stick drawings to reaffirm their abilities? Roughly speaking, xkcd is to geeks what The Mighty Boosh is to trendy undergrads. As far as I can see, they're both guilty of flattering their respective audiences to the point where the latter forgets that anything comic should, at least once in a while, make one laugh.

  6. Re:Is XKCD Shitty Today? on xkcd To Be Released In Book Form · · Score: 1

    It's not the shittiness that's xkcd's real problem, it's the general smugness and smart-arsed nature of a lot of it. And this is coming from someone whose day job is research in a numerate science.

  7. Re:Huh?? on Apple Keyboard Firmware Hack Demonstrated · · Score: 4, Funny

    Probably unimplemented DRM. By forming a secure input path, it furnishes printed material content protection --- by stopping you from typing it in.

  8. Re:The clouds are ALIVE!!!! on Noctilucent Clouds Spread and Mystify · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm moving to Arizona... it's the only safe place left!

    Of course! There's only little fluffy clouds out there.

  9. Re:Canon Cameras on Embedded Linux Achieves One-Second Boot Time · · Score: 1

    Until recently, VxWorks. Newer models (DIG!C 3 onwards?) use something Canon developed in-house.

  10. This must be a... on Can Urine Rescue Hydrogen-Powered Cars? · · Score: 1

    ...piss-take.

  11. Re:Difference between Linux and Windows on Ksplice Offers Rebootless Updates For Ubuntu Systems · · Score: 1

    For the other problems like:

    > When you write code that communicates between processes, you generally expect that the same version of the code will be running in each process

    Why would anyone make that assumption when designing an IPC mechanism?

  12. Re:Why TF doesn't it happen in US? on Newspaper Crowdsources 700,000-Page Investigation of MP Expenses · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now hang on, you forgot The Sport!

  13. Re:A20 Gate on Fifteen Classic PC Design Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Heh, why not just throw the whole mess that is x86 addressing into the pot?

  14. Re:*coff* on Austria To Pull Out of CERN · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, which are what, exactly? The mass of the Higgs? Yeah, that's worth 16 billion.

    Can anyone name a single discovery in HEP in the last 25 years that has led to a practical improvement of anything whatsoever? The only thing HEP has generated is paper.

    Price of everything/value of nothing.

  15. Re:That's great... on Vista Post-SP2 Is the Safest OS On the Planet · · Score: 1

    You, my friend, have never experienced the gloriousness that is AIX.

    And from what I've heard, neither have most AIX users.

  16. Re:and I'm FreeBSD on He's a Mac, He's a PC, But We're Linux! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Less is more.

    [james@rhapsody ~]$ diff /usr/bin/less /bin/more
    Binary files /usr/bin/less and /bin/more differ

  17. Re: epic failures on Microsoft Boasts 96% Netbook Penetration · · Score: 1

    Ne'er was a more appropriate comment spake on these hallow'd pages.

  18. Re: epic failures on Microsoft Boasts 96% Netbook Penetration · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on now, not even Terminators run HP-UX.

  19. Re:Will my computer take advantage of it? on Want a PC With 192 GB of RAM? · · Score: 1

    You've obviously never tried computing Feynman integrals on Mathematica.

  20. Oblig. Fam. Guy on The First Phone Call Was 133 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    Bell. Well, we did it Watson. What an afternoon. We finally perfected the first telephone.
    Watson. Yeah, uh, hey listen, somebody called me today. Uh, whoever it was, said some very sexual things, very angry, sexual things.
    Bell. Oh, really? Probably just some teenagers somewhere...

  21. Re:OK, I've got a question for it. on Wolfram Promises Computing That Answers Questions · · Score: 1

    You ask it, "How does time-travel work?"

  22. OK, I've got a question for it. on Wolfram Promises Computing That Answers Questions · · Score: 1
    "Who will lead mankind to victory in the war against the machines?" Eh?! Just hope the thing doesn't answer

    ##1 &

  23. Re:It's all a workaround on UAC Whitelist Hole In Windows 7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only solution is to scrap Windows altogether and build a new multi-user OS from scratch....

    And what might they call this... this New Technology?

    OWAIT

  24. Re:it was not me, it was my cat on Last.fm Shoots Down Rumors Over U2 Album Leak · · Score: 1

    Let's ask a similar question. Suppose that this time, rather than clicking on a button, your cat-controlled actuator pulls the trigger of a firearm aimed at living person's head. One hopes that in this case you'd not only be unable to deny responsibility, but indeed that you'd also be prosecuted for murder.

  25. Re:Star Trek solutions? on Terabit Ethernet Inches Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    Dude, Star Trek technology (from TNG onwards) was based on optronics, not photonics.