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  1. Really petty nitpick on Is Microsoft Hoisting Its Own Copyright Petard? · · Score: 1
    The expression is actually "Hoist by your own petard" or "Hoist with your own petard"

    Oh, never mind, this page explains it far better than I can.

  2. Re:Buggy whips on Object Prevalence: Get Rid of Your Database? · · Score: 1
    cars are a much better mode of transportation than horses
    I think you'll find that depends on the terrain - my car sucks over hurdles. The article was very interesting in that it suggests an alternative solution to a common problem. Whether or not that solution is more or less suitable for a given application is a quantitative decision to be made during the project planning stage.
  3. We'll be right back... on Program Hides Secret Messages in Executables · · Score: 1
  4. Re:better still... on Lexmark Wins Injunction in Toner Cartridge Suit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I tried reading from my screen, but all I saw was a load of nonsense. What is really tragic, is that after reading said nonsense, I felt compelled to reply to it.

  5. Ooooooops! on Lexmark Wins Injunction in Toner Cartridge Suit · · Score: 1

    I hope nobody at Disney is reading this. They need to save as much cash as possible right now

  6. Old fart alert on New Developments in Music Technology · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why not teach our children to play real musical intstruments? Kids thrive on the routine of practice and the challenge of mastering a musical instrument. Not only is it a great education, but it develops coordination and concentration. It is a skill which they will enjoy their entire lives.

    These 'sophisticated hyperinstruments' AKA 'Load of Balls', look to me like re-packaged tamagotchi technology.

  7. Congratulations! on Spammers Using Students as Relays · · Score: 1
    After all this time, you have finally figured out why unsolicited bulk email is called spam.

    Also, wouldn't it be funny if someone named a scripting language after Monty Python? That would look so good on your resumé...proficient in Monty.

    Breath in....breath out...breath in....breath out.....Get the idea? You take over from there.

  8. Don't be fooled on Secret Irish Data Repository Uncovered · · Score: 1
    I mean, the way storage density is right now, they can't possibly store EVERYTHING
    Never underestimate density in government matters!
  9. Mobile SMP on Automatic Wireless Network Organisation · · Score: 4, Funny
    My favorite is their 4-way SMP system that fits into a briefcase.
    Sounds cool, but I just know that I would leave this on the train and pick up someone else's case by mistake. What a bitch when you arrive home to find that you have a veritable beowulf of empty sandwich bags, orange peel, an odd sock and half a dozen photos of someone else's kids.
  10. Re:Wires are where its at on Automatic Wireless Network Organisation · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just think of wireless as foreplay and you'll be fine. Once things get serious, then you can plug into the Ethernet and have a real LAN party.

    Until now I never realised that my hub was being gang banged.

  11. Re:If you're the type to rant in your blog... on Blog From Your Cellphone? · · Score: 1
    So, when I'm sat at the station and Virgin have canceled my train again, I can log in and rant about it .... [snippity-snip-snip] ..... try using it to write a fully fledged blog entry...
    Couldn't you just do a last number redial?
  12. Re:I can hear the sound checks on Gibson's Digital Guitar Finally Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Testing ... one zero one one one zero...

  13. Re:Difficulties .. and Wireless on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Technically, the Bells really should be able to lay down the law when it comes to who access their cables. I mean, it's their cables.
    Under their streets too I suppose? Imagine the chaos and waste that would ensue if competing companies were forced to lay their own cable. Do you have a choice of electricity companies where you live? I suppose they should all use their own power cables too. Not to mention the water and sewerage companies. How about different rail companies using their own track?

    When it comes to essential public amenities, you cannot allow monopolies to stamp their and say "It's my ball, you can't play with it!"

  14. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1
    I was just about to say the same thing, then I remembered that I'm not a Canadian.

    I do however live there as a non-Sympatico customer, so if this madness ever hits us I guess it's back the old blanket and smoke signals. (I'm pretty sure there are bylaws prohibiting that as well)

  15. Re:Old titles not available... on Record Label Thrives Selling CDRs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because one day, Levi's will take one of those out-of-production records and stick it in a TV commercial. All of a sudden there will be a rush to buy it. These guys never give anything away.

  16. The Whole Truth on Realistic Portrayals of Software Programmers? · · Score: 1
    He explores the fact that new entrants to Computer Science curriculum are typically clueless about what 'real' developers actually do.
    Entrants? The same could be said of many who have been 'working' in the field for years. If I knew what my job entailed I'd quit right now.
  17. Offtopic but hopefully informative on Record Label Thrives Selling CDRs · · Score: 2, Informative
    I get pissed at links to NYT articles, 'cos I just don't like having to register to read the news. Anyway, if you strip the leading junk from the url and replace 'www' with 'archive', you get a working, no registration required link (usually).

    For example:

    http://www.nytimes.com/auth/login?URI=http://www.n ytimes.com/2003/02/17/business/media/17FOLK.html

    becomes:

    http://archive.nytimes.com/2003/02/17/business/med ia/17FOLK.html

    Alternatively, click here

  18. Re:Deja vu? on Toms Hardware Reviews 65 CPU's, Past & Present · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't think of it as a duplicate. Think of it as a backup in case the original story crashes.

  19. Re:Reposting?!? on Toms Hardware Reviews 65 CPU's, Past & Present · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would be even funnier would be to repeat the same story to the exclusion of all others on April 1st. It would be particulary amusing if that story were a fictitious arcticle about reducing redundancy in Slashdot headlines.

  20. And the game iszh on! on League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Trailer · · Score: 1, Funny

    I started watching this trailer with some interest, until about halfway through. Suddenly, a geriatric, slurring scotsman appeared on the screen and delivered a line which destroyed the moment. When is Sean Connery going to get some speech therapy (and maybe an acting lesson or two)?

  21. Who's clueless? on Keyboard Layouts for the 21st Century? · · Score: 1

    If you assume that a) everybody uses a *nix command line, or b) that the majority of users are programmers of some description, I suggest that you wake up and smell the coffee before you diss the opinions of others.

  22. Pictures here! on Goodbye, Dolly · · Score: 1
  23. Re:GoodBye Dolly... on Goodbye, Dolly · · Score: 1

    Dolly was a little lamb,
    She looked just like her mother,
    But now she's smothered with mint sauce,
    Oh well. They'll make another.

  24. You selfish bastards! on 'Selfish Routing' Slows the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would have had first post but it got stuck in a jam in Toronto.

  25. Re:YOU FAIL IT on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 1
    Reading this thread days later.

    Why is it that men make such a big deal about washing their hands after peeing, then after returning home from the pub they expect their wives to give them a blow job?