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New Developments in Music Technology

jonerik writes "The Christian Science Monitor has this article on acoustic and electronic music technology, including a visit to MIT's Hyperinstruments lab, which has developed a series of Music Shapers; ball-shaped musical toys which are covered with 'a patented thread containing sensors that react to the way the child handles them. The child manipulates a preprogrammed "little seed" of music and helps it "grow" by the way he or she shapes it.' Also worth a read is this article (free reg required) on the Line 6 series of bass and guitar amp emulators, which do a pretty decent job of mimicking various amp or amp/stack combos; from a '53 Fender Deluxe to a mid-'60s Vox AC-30 to the sludgy murk of a '70s Orange stack. 'Line 6 uses a technology called modeling to measure the characteristics of a particular vintage amp, from the distortion of its original tubes to the resonance of its speaker cabinet. The company has developed a way to reproduce those measurements in a powerful D.S.P., or digital signal processing, chip that contains models of dozens of classic amps.'"

210 comments

  1. Coming from a tube amp bigot... by sawilson · · Score: 4, Informative

    I bought a line6 over a marshall about 3.2 seconds
    after pluging into one. It's also nice not having
    to redo your tube bias if you accidentally knock
    the thing. It's great for touring. If you play
    guitar, you have to try one of the line6 amps
    out. Also, it's got really cool blinking lights.

    1. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by IAmRenegadeX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anything with blinking lights is cool. Heck, selling just the blinking lights themselves makes for the christmas light industry!

      Come to think of it, I bet putting blinking lights on a remote-controlled bomb and wheeling it into Afganistan would have been more effective at taking out Osama Bin Laden than sending in the army..."Hey, Osama! Look what we found! Isn't it cool?!"

    2. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Amps come and go, but I stand by my reasons for keeping the Fender Deluxe that I've had since 1976. I do like to use cab simulator effects, but there's something important about the gestalt of a guitar, an analog distortion pedal, and a tube amp, that you just do not get with any other gear.

      There's also the fact that my Deluxe is loud as fuck and has only failed me once in almost 30 years (a power supply problem in 1981.)

    3. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by pohl · · Score: 1

      Same here. I've had a Vetta Combo for over a year, and I'm still in love with it.

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    4. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These modeling amps seem to have a problem cutting thru a live mix..dunno why, something about the dynamics are screwy. They are great for bedrooms or basements, but I greatly prefer the sound of tubes over sand for "feel".

    5. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by pohl · · Score: 1

      That was true in the previous generation. If you hang out in the forums for the older generation (based on the Axsys and AX2 flagship models) they talk about this problem quite a bit.

      If you hang out in the Vetta forum, nobody has this problem.

      Of course, you can still make mistakes in operating the amplifer...dialing up a tone at low volumes in your livingroom is not a good way to design a preset that you intend to use at gig volume. There's always room for using a tool badly.

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    6. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Yamaha has got a similar line in amps like the Line6. I don't remeber the model, I'm not a musician. A friend of mine has it and absolutely loves it.

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    7. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a tube amp bigot, but I still prefer 'em. I have Pods and tube amps. The most versatile set-up is a Line 6 Pod driving a small tube amp like a Blues Junior. After that it's just a matter of volume. You can't throw clean spoingy sounds into a Marshall and have it sound like a Fender. But you can put Marshall, Soldano or Dual-Rectifier sounds into a Fender. Sweeeeet!

      Having said that, the best sounding amp is always going to be a tube amp. Unless you want that Lo-Fi JC120 distortion sound (hey, put more guitar on rap songs). The choice of amp manufacturer is going to vary depending on taste. The mods you make (such as throwing in EV12L speakers) will make a big difference. A ratty old Musicman amp with 10" EVs blows away all of Line 6's clean sounds - even the Vetta. Line 6 amps come close enough for most people, but there is still a difference.

      In the studio I usually use a VHT Valvulator (line driver) into Pro Tools, record the direct signal only and use Line 6's Amp Farm and whatever plug-ins (comp/delay/verb/flang) to shape the sound. On the occasion that we need something special (like a specific artist's sound), we'll blow the dust off of a real tube amp and microphone.

      My big gripe with Line 6 is that there is no way to take a Pod sound and transfer it into Amp Farm and vice-versa. You'd think the same manufacturer would put out compatible products. I've talked to them about this, and "No. This is a feature". My other wish list is for those boneheads over at Digidesign to get HD to work on RedHat. Forget XP.

    8. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by eyegor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My first "real" amp was a '68 Fender Bassman with a 4X12 cabinet. Sounded really great, but was loud as hell. I tried taming it with a powersoak (resistive dummy load) but kept hearing that a powersoak will kill your amp. Then I bought a THC Hot Plate (an inductive/resistive dummy load) which was a HUGE improvement tonewise. The problem is still that the rig is tube powered and heavy and space intensive. And as much as I LOVE the tone of a tube amp, it will always sound the same way.

      I decided to start looking at modeling amps. I bought a Korg Pandora as an easy way to have something that sounded like a variety of amps that I could carry in my pocket. After that, I made the leap and bought a Line6 Pod. I LOVE the pod!!!

      It sounds a LOT like my Fender amp and a Marshall AND a Mesa Boogie AND a whole lot more amps than I could fit into a room and costs a WHOLE lot less.

      Those with golden ears will always poo-poo modeling amps, but for us regular folk, modeling amps will let you play with sounds you couldn't achieve before.

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    9. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would have been good for me (back in the day) because I only wanted classic amp sounds as effects to complement my own sound, which derives from heavily customized amps. There never were any off the rack amps which did what I wanted, although some Boogies were close. I found a mad scientist (well, mad engineer anyway) who built me the amp of my dreams. Turns out I was a hybrid guy. I wanted EL34C (or at least 6L6) warmth (even harmonics) combined with solid state edge (odd harmonics). We went with old Music Man combo amps, which have hybrid preamps (mostly solid state with one 12AX7) and tube power amps. He also added a stereo effects loop, which I sent to a stock Roland Jazz Chorus for the clean sound. In between the channels I typically used a couple of microseconds delay or microtonal harmonization to fatten the sound even more. The end result was HUGE. It inspired outfreakage in everyone I ever played with.

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    10. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Cplus · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with you on the fact that nothing beats actually having the amp you want to play through. I myself can only afford a couple of the many that I want. I play through my Fender Bassman quite a bit, but fairly often find myelf playing with the Line6 through my Roland keyboard amp. It's the variety of tones available and ease of use.....delicious, not perfect, but still quite good.

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    11. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. People do need to realize that not everything needs to be digitized. The variations and "imperfections" that go along with a tube amp are not flaws, they're beautiful; they're character traits that embody the wild and sometimes unpredictable nature of the analog world.

      Line6 can have their modeled digital carbon-copy sounds, but for reasons that can't be expressed in algorithms or state diagrams, I'll take glowing tubes over flashing LEDs anyday. They just feel better.

    12. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Informative
      I bought a line6 over a marshall about 3.2 seconds

      Most amp models neglect the key - overdriving the tube power amp and driving the output transformer into saturation. Any tube amp designer worth their salt knows that you design an amp around the output transformer - that's where the sound comes from, not just the tubes.

      I took my amp to a shop and wanted to buy a new set of tubes. I swapped out all their preamp tubes and wasn't happy. Then I swapped some power amp tubes - WOW did that make a difference. There was more flexibility in the tone with power amp tubes than with preamp tubes.

      Many amp models only take the preamp stage distortion into account. They neglect the power amp stage distortion, which is where the key to the sound is. This is where the guitar becomes a living breathing thing.

      The new Marshalls don't have near the same sound as the old 60s models. I heard a '69 plexi and can confirm that they have a unique bark that no new Marshall or amp modeler has yet to approximate.

      IMO the acid test of amp modellers is the "Boogie" model, aka "California" to avoid trademark infringement. My 1979 Mesa Boogie MkIIa still kicks their digital ass, nothing comes close to the real thing. I'm primarily a keyboard player but I can still hear the difference. The one that does come close is Tech21.

      An interesting note is all the traditional amp makers - Marshall, Vox, Fender - now offer a modelling amp. Mesa Boogie wisely chose to avoid this fad.

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    13. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by beowulfcluster · · Score: 1

      I got a Pod back when they were pretty new, then I got a Flextone II amp. Many months of tweak, tweak, tweak those settings to bring the sound up from good to ok ensued. Eventually I came to the conclusion that I don't need a hundred different settings from 30 amps. I need one good clean, one good crunch + stomp on the tubescreamer for lead, and now I have good, old fashioned Vox AC 30 instead. One great sounding amp makes me happier than 30 ok sounding models.

      That may be just me though, tone is such a subjective thing. I'm not an analog snob though and I'm still following developments in modelling. Still have my Pod also, it's better for living room playing than the AC 30 (LOUD), and it is great for home recording (where you can do all sorts of tricks to the tracks to make it sound 'more real', and where the need for loads of different sounds is probably bigger than when playing loud with others)

    14. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by haedesch · · Score: 1

      makes me think of the world's most interesting bomb from MDK

    15. Re:Coming from a tube amp bigot... by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I took my amp to a shop and wanted to buy a new set of tubes. I swapped out all their preamp tubes and wasn't happy. Then I swapped some power amp tubes - WOW did that make a difference. There was more flexibility in the tone with power amp tubes than with preamp tubes.
      Absolutely. Also power amp tubes, typically 6L6s in the US, give a much smoother tone when overdriven. The 12AX7s you find in preamps sound at once thinner and more jagged in saturation. I remember when I was young some company came out with a tube distortion pedal. I looked at the specs and it had a single 12AX7 inside. I figured it wouldn't sound good. When I did finally hear one I was unimpressed.
      Many amp models only take the preamp stage distortion into account. They neglect the power amp stage distortion, which is where the key to the sound is. This is where the guitar becomes a living breathing thing.
      I agree. But in the hands of a good EE the preamp can work wonders too. That was what amazed me about my hot-rodded Music Man. My amp guy rewired the hybrid preamp to squeeze every bit of solid state odd harmonics nastiness out of it, then drove the power amp enough to balance it with yummy soft serve 6L6 warmth. It was like a Boogie gone bad.
      The new Marshalls don't have near the same sound as the old 60s models. I heard a '69 plexi and can confirm that they have a unique bark that no new Marshall or amp modeler has yet to approximate.
      I agree, although I've never been that big a Marshall fan. I've heard modified Marshalls that blew stock ones out of the water. Maybe you could get more of that bark with different cones. Some people also swear that EL34 equipped Marshalls sound warmer than 6L6 driven ones.
      IMO the acid test of amp modellers is the "Boogie" model, aka "California" to avoid trademark infringement. My 1979 Mesa Boogie MkIIa still kicks their digital ass, nothing comes close to the real thing. I'm primarily a keyboard player but I can still hear the difference. The one that does come close is Tech21.
      I love Boogies. They are the only off the rack amps I really like for every day use.
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  2. Michael Jackson by Old+Ike · · Score: 0, Funny
    ball-shaped musical toys which are covered with 'a patented thread containing sensors that react to the way the child handles them.


    Well I guess we know how Michael Jackson wrote his last few albums, now, don't we?

    Probably Michael Sims too.
    1. Re:Michael Jackson by Alyeska · · Score: 1

      "Hoo!"

  3. Asimov? by ggambett · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This sounds (no pun intended) like that musical instrument played by Magnificus in Isaac Asimov's Second Foundation... I just hope it doesn't have the same consequences :)

    Actually, I'm not sure if he was called Magnificus in the english edition (I have the spanish one) but you know who am I talking about...

    1. Re:Asimov? by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      Magnifico, from what I recall. And was that not "Foundation and Empire" - not "Second foundation"?

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    2. Re:Asimov? by ggambett · · Score: 0

      Yes, you're right. It was in F&E. Anyway, what a GREAT series! And I mean, the whole series - I loved reading it as one series, starting with the Robots novels (actually, with The End of Eternity, which opens the possibility of space travel), then the Empire novels, and then the Foundation novels... what a master Asimov was.

  4. DMCA compliance? by Nikk+Name · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Do these new microchip-embedded musical instruments comply with the DMCA by including technology that prevents them from being used to play copyrighted music works without proper permission of the copyright owners?

    Do we look forward to the day when the recording industry has intervened with guitar manufacturers and the only guitars you can buy are MIDI guitars that have embedded technology to prevent playing of copyrighted music?

    1. Re:DMCA compliance? by Hamfist · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least it would cut down on 'Stairway to Heaven' in every Music Shop.

    2. Re:DMCA compliance? by xmutex · · Score: 1

      Yeah man, and They are after you.

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    3. Re:DMCA compliance? by dogas · · Score: 1

      Please point out in the story where it says something about including DSP chips in guitars.

      This story is (partly) about how amp manufacturers are including microchips that will emulate how a certain amp *sounds*. IANAL, but I don't think there's a DMCA issue about an amp manufacturer's *interpretation* of how an amp is supposed to sound, is there?

      That kind of begs the question - Can manufacturers somehow copyright the characteristics and artifacts of their amp sound?

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    4. Re:DMCA compliance? by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Talk to Harley Davidson about copyrighting/patenting/licensing the sound that their bikes make. I seem to remember them filing a claim against another manufacturer for producing a bike with a similar sound.

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    5. Re:DMCA compliance? by Triv · · Score: 1

      I'm no technology expect, but I am a musician with some digital music experience, and I'm pretty damn sure that such a thing is impossible.

      First off: MIDI signal only sends information on pitch, note duration and attack velocity. Any other information is interpreted by the synthesizer (hard- or software) and produced as sound. It doesn't carry data about sound quality, that's up the the synth.

      That said, if you play a melody into your imagined setup there has to be some point where the computer red-flags what you're playing, compares it to a staggeringly huge database of known melodies, markes it as copyrighted and cuts off all signal to your speakers. Problem is, there's no way for midi to measure tempo. I could play the same melody at two different speeds and the note relationship would look the same to the database. Melodies aren't unique, far from it. I could change the chords to anything and have something new.

      The problem is one of fuzzy logic and it's a rather nifty catch-22. In order for a piece to be flagged as something you don't have the rights to play, the computer has to be rather lenient in its interpretation of what you're playing (because every live performance of anything will be slightly different). But as soon as that leniency is introduced into the program the results won't be accurate enough to tell for certain.

      Besides, all this'll do will bring back the good ol' accoustic instrumentation, and personally, I say go for it. :)

      Triv

    6. Re:DMCA compliance? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do we look forward to the day when the recording industry has intervened with guitar manufacturers and the only guitars you can buy are MIDI guitars that have embedded technology to prevent playing of copyrighted music?

      Are you paranoid, or just retarded?

      No, I got it. You're karma whoring -- suggest something bad about the recording industry and/or Hilary Rosen's personal hygeine and watch those (+1 Insightful)'s roll it!

    7. Re:DMCA compliance? by Edd · · Score: 1

      No Stairway?

      Denied

    8. Re:DMCA compliance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its perfectly legal for me to pick up my guitar & play metallicas greatest hits (if there were any)

      its also perfectly legal for me to charge people for the priviledge (or punishment) of listening while i do so.

      so long as i give credit where its due.

      it is impossible for me to play it *exactly* as it sounds on the cd, and so there will always be a degree of original content.

    9. Re:DMCA compliance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean something like this Melancholy Elephants

  5. Popping ecstacy like aspirin... by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...manipulates a preprogrammed "little seed" of music and helps it "grow" by the way he or she shapes it... I just love this description. It's like the market-speak people have infiltrated already... :D

    This well end up in techno / rave music, I just know it :) DJs can't resist anything technological that makes new sounds... On the other hand, that works out good for me, since I have no musical talent and love techno music...

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    1. Re:Popping ecstacy like aspirin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody listens to techo. -Eninem

    2. Re:Popping ecstacy like aspirin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...America is always about 20 years behind in musuc tastes...

  6. Reply Formula by theGreater · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) Bash Religion
    2) Skip Article, Bash Topic
    3) ???
    4) Karma!

    -theGreater KarmaWhore.

  7. Slashpr0n by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    ball-shaped musical toys which are covered with 'a patented thread containing sensors that react to the way the child handles them. The child manipulates a preprogrammed "little seed" of music and helps it "grow" by the way he or she shapes it.
    I'm glad the words 'child' and 'musical' are in that statement, otherwise it would be really NSFW.

    I think I'll go shower now.

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  8. Yeah, but... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Line 6 uses a technology called modeling to measure the characteristics of a particular vintage amp, from the distortion of its original tubes to the resonance of its speaker cabinet. The company has developed a way to reproduce those measurements in a powerful D.S.P., or digital signal processing, chip that contains models of dozens of classic amps.

    Great! Now I can miss a note and make it sound like I missed the note on a classic amp! I want a technology that makes ordinary people sound like classic musicians.

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    1. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can, it's called AutoTune.

    2. Re:Yeah, but... by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Easy enough, go up on stage with a guitar. But plug in a cd player.

  9. Quite a breakthrough by finnhart · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Line 6 uses a technology called modeling'

    Modeling, eh? I imagine that might have applications throughout science.

    1. Re:Quite a breakthrough by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 1

      Stole my line!

  10. mmmm. but the crackle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MMMM.. but the crackle of analogue tubes.. not to mention after you done using your analogue amplifier you can put the tubes into your analogue computer that runs your tubular analogue robot.

  11. Re:you know what would be rad? by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 0

    No, that's not the first post. It's just a first-post emulator. ;)

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  12. Amp Modelling Simulators are old news by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look here for a review of a Line 6 amp simulator way back in October 2000.

    No fee required there, btw.

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    1. Re:Amp Modelling Simulators are old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, I was waiting for someone to mention that modeling amps have been around for a long time. Now I am just waiting for a bunch of comments on how they sound like garbage (although I'm sure they're better now than they used to be).

    2. Re:Amp Modelling Simulators are old news by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when that article was written they still had some issues that made them unpracticle for serious musicians. Now they're at the point where they can be used for live shows and sound decent. I know coldplay used one to record one of their songs because they didn't have the right amp at the studio. It sounded good so they kept on the CD. Good to see it actually being used, as opposed to a novelty.

  13. Line6 GuitarPort by bmarklein · · Score: 5, Informative
    The article doesn't mention my favorite Line6 product, the GuitarPort. It's a little box that hooks up to the USB port of your computer on one end, and your guitar on the other. The box is a D/A converter for your guitar sound, which is then fed to your computer. You run GuitarPort software (Windows only) which does the amp modeling and effects on your machine.

    You can use it in combination with a service (pay per month) that lets you download "tones" - amp and effect combinations that model the sounds on specific songs. So you just search for "Comfortably Numb" and you've got a pretty damned good version of the tone. It also comes with tab and backing tracks for a lot of tracks, plus other backing tracks for different chord progressions. Even without subscribing to the service you can rip your own CDs or use your own MP3s and play along to them, and even play them at half speed. Great stuff, and it sells for about $170.

    For more details see this review

    1. Re:Line6 GuitarPort by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1
      This sounds alot like a recent offer at a major discount chain around here.. You can buy a canvas, paint and brushes etc .. but the canvas has been pre-printed with grey/white 'shadow' of classic paintings, so you can paint 'your own' classic Van Gogh and a few others.

      I mean, it's the real thing, just not, and a little worse. It's a surrogate for creativity.. I'd rather go get a pre-recorded CD/poster and enjoy the work as the artist intended it to be, and if I were to enjoy making music/painting, I'd work on my own stuff or at least my own interpretations.

      Netto - derfor

    2. Re:Line6 GuitarPort by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Sure, except that the cover band has long been a staple of our musical enjoyment.

    3. Re:Line6 GuitarPort by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      This sounds alot like a recent offer at a major discount chain around here.. You can buy a canvas, paint and brushes etc .. but the canvas has been pre-printed with grey/white 'shadow' of classic paintings, so you can paint 'your own' classic Van Gogh and a few others.

      Are there little numbers that correspond to the different paint colors?

    4. Re:Line6 GuitarPort by karnal · · Score: 1

      If that's true, you better stop posting to slashdot.

      'cause someone has done it before.

      And you better stop working.

      because someone has already done the same job you do.

      Really, I have just gotten into playing guitar after playing drums (unpro obviously) and I find the easiest way to learn to do something is to learn something you recognize. I imagine a lot of people would agree.

      I know you said you don't enjoy music/painting, but that was kinda wrong..... surrogate for creativity? I think it would be called for some the key to unlocking creativity.

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    5. Re:Line6 GuitarPort by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      To abuse the paint-by-number analogy, I'd put it a little closer to painting from a photograph than to painting by number. There aren't any lines, you just know what the original was supposed to be. Your own skill and interpretation lets you do whatever you want with it.

      Plenty of students paint from photos. It's fun. I suppose this guy will just have to live with the fact that these crazy people aren't hurting anybody.

      For that matter, who cares if anybody paints by number? It beats T.V., it's certainly less predictable than pro wrestling. And if I could paint something that looked like a Van Gough by painting by number, I would be damn proud to put it on my wall. That'd just be cool.

  14. Variax by blackmonday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even more interesting is the Variax, a guitar that contains a software algorithm to model other guitars. Plugged in, the guitar can sound like a banjo, sitar, '58 Gibson Les Paul, Telecaster, Acoustic 12 string, you get the picture. As in the amps, its not 100% of the original, but this terrain is akin to where we were with computers in 1980.

  15. Strange new technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Line 6 uses a technology called modeling to measure the characteristics of a particular vintage amp

    What is this strange new technology called ... modeling ... that you speak of?

  16. Oh great... by gpinzone · · Score: 1

    Now my four-year old will be getting membership in the RIAA to protect their musical compositions on this thing.

    1. Re:Oh great... by Soko · · Score: 1

      Now my four-year old will be getting membership in the RIAA to protect their musical compositions on this thing.

      Cool. She can be president. She'll do a much better job than the outgoing one, who only seems to have the mentality of a tempermental 2 year old.

      Soko

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  17. Where can i get a Music Shaper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    it sounds like a cool toy, and i couldn't find it on thinkgeek. and as long as its as cheep as it looks, i would get one ($25US max)

  18. Long way to go still. by Thai-Pan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This stuff has been around for years and although it is getting quite good, the experienced guitarist can still pick apart a digital and analog amplifier easily. Modeling amps have a limitation where they model only one setting of any one amplifier. They only sound correct at a given setting, and don't respond well to picking dynamics the way a real tube amp does. Tube amps sound so different from day to day, depending on so many variables, and there's just nothing that can come close to emulating that yet.

    I use a Line6 POD in the studio, but outside of headphone jamming and last-second recording, I would much rather plug into my Mesa Mark IV or my Rivera TBR-1SL. Digital amplifiers just don't "feel" right. They don't seem organic enough and sound overprocessed and compressed. They're getting better, and the replacement of tube amps by digital equivalents is inevitable, but that day is not today. Maybe in 5-10 years.

    If you honestly cannot tell the difference between the best digital modeler and the real deal, you do not have a ear for the guitar.

    1. Re:Long way to go still. by errxn · · Score: 1

      You should check out some of Allan Holdsworth's newer stuff. He is undeniably a legend in his own time, and lately he's been using the Yamaha DG-1000s and DG-80s. His tone is as good as it's ever been.

      Granted, I am talking about someone who's never really had a "conventional" guitar tone, anyway, but the point is that the means don't matter nearly as much as the end when it comes to getting good guitar tone. Hell, I used a Johnson J-Station for the clean guitar part on this song and it turned out fine.

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    2. Re:Long way to go still. by scrawny · · Score: 1

      Tube amps sound so different from day to day, depending on so many variables...

      there's an incontinuity here...if they sound correct at a given setting, then they sound correct. your 'variables' argument seems to say that the tubes have an inconsistent sound. i want consistent sound, especially since recording spans more than one day.

      i don't see how much of this technology differs from recording dry and choosing the sound variant from a pull-down menu. i can appreciate the live sound of a laney stack playing a 60's Telecaster, but i doubt you [anyone] can be sure that [some song] from [some rock artist] is using a digital or analog amp on [some album].

      there are tricks that work to get 'warm' or 'old school' sounds. this may be a good way to explore many without $tens of thousands. i have Van Gogh's Starry Night in my house. no one comments on how the original is more colorful, bigger, warmer or varies from day to day. except for operating systems, any 'my taste is better than yours' comment is moot.

    3. Re:Long way to go still. by Thai-Pan · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I wasn't clear enough.

      What I meant about the digital model's inconsitensy is this. The settings in the manual are picked for a reason. A model of a '53 Bassman with the treble knob on 7 might sound really close to a real '53 Bassman with the treble on 7. But the model with the treble on 3 won't sound even remotely close to a real Bassman with the treble on 3.

      If you've ever tried using a digital modeler live you know what a headache these things can be!! They respond horribly to changing environments. At one location they sound really drowned out, at another they'll sound harsh. This is normal for all amps, but in my experience it seems really exaggerated for digital modelers.

      (I'm in class now, maybe I'll elaborate more later)

    4. Re:Long way to go still. by errxn · · Score: 1

      If you've ever tried using a digital modeler live you know what a headache these things can be!!

      I hear ya. My experience has been that it's not so much the room (although that has a big effect, no matter what you're playing) as much as what you plug the modeler into.

      My live rig consists of a Rocktron Piranha preamp into a Mesa/Boogie 50/50 into a Boogie 4x12 Halfback cabinet. Sounds great, especially for the crunchy stuff. One day, for shits 'n' grins, I decided to replace the Piranha with my J-Station just to see what it would sound like. Umm, no.

      Another time, I took it to a small gig and ran a Strat through it straight into a DI and to the board with a little bit better results, but still far from perfect.

      The best sound I've gotten out of it yet is to use it as an effects unit with a small mixer and an acoustic guitar. What I did was ran an aux out of the mixer into a volume pedal, and then from the volume pedal into the J-Station for a homemade "expression pedal" effect, so that you can mix it in and out of the dry signal. It worked pretty well.

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    5. Re:Long way to go still. by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Agreed, another thing people don't usually realize is how much the way you play affects tone. The digital amp might not sound quite right at first, but your playing style will adapt as your ear strives to find that 'feel' you're looking for.

    6. Re:Long way to go still. by Thai-Pan · · Score: 1

      Ahh I know what you mean. My POD sounds like total ass through any half decent amp but sounds great through my practice rig (cheap little Peavey Rage 158 I leave next to the computer).

    7. Re:Long way to go still. by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      If you honestly cannot tell the difference between the best digital modeler and the real deal, you do not have a ear for the guitar.
      I don't think that's a fair statment without qualification. Are you talking about standing in front of a curtain with a guitar in your hand and two amps ( one digital, one tube ) behind a curtain in front of you? Or are you talking about a recorded sound. I think even the best guys can be fooled by a recording. When you record an amp you're not just getting the sound of the amp. You're getting the sound of the mike, eq from the pre's in the board, possible tape saturation, or all kinds of other stuff picked up along the way.
      I've seen a lot of guys get really perplexed when they finally got to play through amp X that their hero uses. "But, it doesn't sound like it does on the record". You never know what's going on. With tube amps you get everything from guys using a variac to artificially brown out the power to reduce headroom and force the rectifier to sag to running something as simple as a distortion pedal in front of the amp to push it.
      BTW - I believe that having someone crank the amps up and trying to feel/listen for the rectifier sag is a dead giveaway in a live test no matter how good the modeler. However, VOX has a one up on that. They use a tube against a load in the output section.

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    8. Re:Long way to go still. by errxn · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I haven't found the "total ass" preset yet. I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

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  19. Perfect. by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Music Shapers will enable children to more efficiently find frequencies and harmonics with the maximum annoyance factor.

    Honestly, they are just embroidered round pillows, with 70's style designs on them. I'm sure they were originally developed for stoners.

    The Line 6 amp is neat though; any word on when this amazing technology called "modeling" and "DSPs" can be used for other purposes? ;-)

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  20. Amp emulation is not exactly new by Cousin+Dupree · · Score: 1

    Emulating the sound of tube amplifiers is not exactly new. I remember that Crate had some pretty cool amps about five years ago that used a set of DIP switches to select an emulation profile.

    Also, a lot of DSP-based digital effects equipment have been offering this technique for years. The problem used to be, and perhaps still is, the quality of the signal. DSPs add a noticeable lag and tend to compress the dynamics of the signal. On digital effects this becomes evident when you compare the raw signal (guitar plugged directly into an amp) with the DSP signal with all effects switched off.

    I suppose these problems will disappear as sample frequency, resolution and processor speeds increase.

    The bottom line, this good be good but I would have to hear it first. Specs don't tell you everything.

  21. Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure glad the big brains over at MIT are solving these pressing problems of our time! I'm happy they're not wasting their time with stuff like hunger and disease.
    No, it is much nobler to get a baseball to make a sound with a computer.
    Before you ask what *I* am doing to solve world hunger and disease, I'm doing nothing.
    Then again, I'm not going to university and getting a degree for trivial things.
    It evens out.

  22. Same old misconceptions about musical branching by idealord · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is this dominant misconception in the experimental music community which equates advancement in interactivity with branching. There is the implication that people want to follow potential branches down certain paths in a musical piece, like they do in a game. When I studied music, one of my teacher, Elliott Carter remarked on this problem that in music there was a 'best branch' and that branch should be the composition.

    I don't believe that people get anything out of explorable musical branching. They miss the powerful attitudes and completeness of the gestalt of the combination performance and composition statement.

    This type of research also mistakenly equates play and exploration with the acquisition of musical knowledge. Playing with layers of music, turning off and on beat patterns, minimalist chord patterns (pretty much what these squishy toys do, btw) does not teach one how to compose. It may teach them to listen, but not in the same way that something like the Suzuki method does. There are plenty of stupid Flash toys on the web which allow you to make music like this. What do you garner from this play?

    To me, this all rings of rationalizing the computing experience as an art education experience by re-thinking musical education in such a radical way that music itself is re-evaluated (to my thinking mis-evaluated).

    And this is research for self-promotion. You'd be amazed how often this guy, Machover gets in the press with these toys and his Hyper-Instruments. Sure, they're fun to play with, but give a kid a drum set and a few lessons and (s)he'll really learn something. Music.

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    1. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by broter · · Score: 1

      Ack. You just put perfectly into words everything I wanted to post here and more. All I have left is:

      One of my friends, who at the time was studying at CalArts, once commented that he saw people spending their lives making new interaction with their instruments but still producing the same old music. One guy made an interface to his synth rig that used interupted lasers as the triggers for midi signals; another, I believe, wired his hands to send notes depending on their positions. At the time my friend was looking for a change; something that wasn't US radio (he found euro jungle - new at the time).

      It's kinda sad that at times we can feel the desprate need for change but can't find the path to make it happen. When we need a change in substance, the first thing we do is change the stick we're poking the old substance with.

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    2. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You raise good points. Today's "squishy toys" and "stupid Flash toys" aren't as effective as the holy "Suzuki method". What about tomorrow? Things change. And consider the possibility that you may be overpaying and wasting time in your traditional art education. Not to mention, sealing your mind off to cheap, simple, unconventional techniques.

    3. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by cybin · · Score: 1

      thank you for saying this! you studied with Carter?! that's awesome... he's a god. i was only lucky enough to study with someone who studied with Milhaud...

      and you're right -- Machover is quite a press junkie. there is much more important work being done by real composers who are interested in making good music rather than nifty noisemaking gadgets. like the people at SEAMUS.

    4. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by a3ulafia · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed how often this guy, Machover gets in the press with these toys and his Hyper-Instruments. Sure, they're fun to play with, but give a kid a drum set and a few lessons and (s)he'll really learn something. Music.

      Booooooring. Sometimes kids don't want to learn music they just want to make cool sounds. In fact, I don't really think these Hyper-Instruments are described here as much of a musical instrument anyway.

      Musical education is a wonderful thing but sometimes it's just plain uninteresting.

    5. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Exploring sounds doesn't help one aquire musical knowledge? I think you're being a bit too ridged on how people learn. I personally found what I like in music by exploring. That's what gives me a unique sound, I played around until I discovered what notes and intervals I like, and now I use them to create my own songs. As far as the Suzuki method goes, if you're starting out at the very beggining, how do you expect to find something new? It's much easier if you're already standing on someone elses (or multiple peoples) shoulders. Ever heard the adage 'good artists borrow, great artists steal'? Composition is also a highly personal endevor, what works for you probably won't work for someone else. I wo9uld be willing to bet that at least one musician you love learned using the you're denouncing.

    6. Re:Same old misconceptions about musical branching by orange_6 · · Score: 1

      Toys may spur intrest in more than just music, the idea that these are an acceptable substitute for proper instruction is laughable, but the output of the toys may be more than you are giving them credit for.

      These toys can, and probably do, give children (and adults) a new way at looking at not only music but technology in general. Having an intrest in music is one thing, but having an intrest in ME, EE, CE is another.

      later
      Josh

  23. A "virtual orchestra"? by elflet · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:
    If the musicians strike, the producers say they'll substitute "virtual orchestras" without any live players. They believe audiences won't be able to tell the difference.

    This might apply for some Broadway shows, but the majority of productions depend on the interaction between the conductor and the performers. I perform in a renaissance dance troupe, and not only will our musicians adjust their playing for what we're doing, but there's a palpable energy in our interactions with the band. Actors and dancers aren't machines; performing to recorded music can be unforgiving.

    I also noticed this watching Cirque du Soleil's new production Dralion -- one of the acrobats in a "solo" took a misstep needed and a moment longer to get back into position; the musicians slowed minutely to give him time to recover.

    1. Re:A "virtual orchestra"? by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      performing to recorded music can be unforgiving.
      Absolutely. I've lost count of how many times I've heard a pit orchestra repeat an intro or phrase while the soloist 'caught up.' That's what makes live events worth attending. Otherwise, I'll watch a highly edited performance in my own home.
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  24. Line6 = New technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do the Line 6 models differ from traditional "guitar processers" that condition an instrument a certain way or emulate an amp's sound? While I'm sure the quality has improved greatly, this sort of thing has been around since the 80's.

  25. Thank you... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
    This is nice, because it might allow parents to see what type of music their kid is into and thus can buy it for them...

    Also, poster of this article, thanks for telling us about the free reg. I get pretty tired of slashdot articles where you click on the link and you have to go back because you have to be registered and don't have the time to. Anyhow, nice job.

  26. modeling nothing new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I've seen modeling amps for a long time now. Not to mention software that lets you model microphones. That's really cool: you tell it what type of mic you have, and what type you want it to sound like. Great for small studios. Though for vocals I'd recommend renting some good studio time.

    Also, I've seen at least one amp that had banks of real tubes and capacitors, etc., but the connections could be re-arranged electronically to match the classic tube amps. Now *that* is cool!!!

  27. New? by TheProteus · · Score: 1

    I hate to point this out, but physical modelling has been around since the mid-80's in music technology research labs like CCRMA and CNMAT, but only until the early 90's was the technology available to implement the algorithms cheaply.

    Many other companies (specifically synthesizer companies) make products based on modelling - Access Music, Waldorf GmbH, Novation, etc. Don't forget the big boys like Yamaha, Roland, and Korg.

    If you want more information on new technologies in music, I'd suggest looking at Hartmann's Neuron and related products - they're actually using neural nets and controlled feedback to add musical randomness into the sound.

    Finally, there are other people who have been making unique music instruments for quite some time - but not necessarily for child development. Check out Buchla and Associates for some really unique instruments.

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    1. Re:New? by idealord · · Score: 1

      Right, the Karplus-Strong algorithm which is the basis for plucked sound synthesis was discovered in the 70's.

      Amp simulation is basic filter with feedback. This is old stuff...

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    2. Re:New? by TheProteus · · Score: 1

      Karplus-Strong, while highly effective, is the bane of a modelling synthesizer developer's life. From what I know, it's patented.

      IMHO, unless some really wacky stuff comes out, Physical Modelling is dead because there are two research areas the industry has focused on: Acoustic modelling, and virtual analog modelling. Boring.

      How about some physical models of other signal paths, or using stochastic randomness to change wavetable data? That would be a new direction...

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  28. Hope it helps. by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

    I sincerely hope that this new technology helps to generate some *good* new music. It seems that everything I here these days, is PURE CRAP!!!!!

    Think of how many songs have lasted for 300 years or more. Now, think of how many new songs will last into next week, much less the next decade or century.

    I won't hold my breath..

    1. Re:Hope it helps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many 300-year-old songs didn't last, though? I bet 99% of it was crap back then too.

  29. Linked article full of factual errors by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Informative

    Take a look at this quote...

    "Then in 1983, three crucial innovations hit the music world, sparking a digital revolution. PC and Macintosh computers became widely available; Yamaha brought out a keyboard-based music synthesizer called the DX7 that could make an unprecedented number of new sounds; and computer and music companies established MIDI..."

    Well, The DX7 was launched in 1983, but every other 'fact' in that bit is just plain wrong.

    When there are lots of magazines and websites that concentrate on nothing but music technology, how on earth did The Christian Science Monitor get picked as an authority on the subject?

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    1. Re:Linked article full of factual errors by idealord · · Score: 1

      The MIT Hype-Musical hype machine is coming soon to your neighborhood.

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    2. Re:Linked article full of factual errors by macshit · · Score: 1

      The PC/mac bit is obviously wrong, but the DX7 and MIDI bits seem correct.

      According to this midi history, the first midi instrument showed up in december 1982, and the official midi spec was published in 1983.

      BTW, Dave Smith, one of the fathers of MIDI (and creator of the famous Prophet 5), is still at it -- check out his latest synth, the Evolver, which is a wonderful combination of digital and analogue, and an utterly inspiring little box. Affordable too!

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    3. Re:Linked article full of factual errors by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      The article you linked to has the DX7 appearing in 1984 (most sites that google threw up agree it was actually 1983 though), and MIDI as you say first appearing in the shops in 1982.

      As for the DX7 having 'unprecedented sounds', since it was actually a cut-down version of Yamaha's GX1/DX1 monsters, there was nothing new there sonically. What was revolutionary was the price.

      The Evolver does look very interesting though, that and the Neuron (which might be synthesisng sounds in a genuinely new way, but it's so obscured by marketing hype it is hard to tell yet) that someone else mentioned are probably much more deserving of a /. discussion than the article we ended up with.

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    4. Re:Linked article full of factual errors by macshit · · Score: 1

      I think December 1982 is close enough that tagging `1983' as the start of MIDI is fair; clearly it didn't really get going until 1983.

      Saying the DX7 was `unprecented' is a bit of hyperbole, but as far as the mass-market is concerned, it's not far from the truth. Certainly it's the DX7 that had the impact.

      Anyway, I think the point is that the article basically got it right on those two points, even if it's possible to quibble over the fine print.

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    5. Re:Linked article full of factual errors by macshit · · Score: 1
      the Neuron (which might be synthesisng sounds in a genuinely new way, but it's so obscured by marketing hype it is hard to tell yet)

      ... and with a street price of over $4000, I'm certainly never going to find out... :-/

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  30. Musicical Equipment by kaoshin · · Score: 3, Informative

    My guitarist for my favorite band (Thrice) uses Line 6 modelers. They are definitely awesome, and I've demoed a line 6 amp in the shop and it is well worth your money. They are still kind of expensive for someone like me though. But then again, you get what you pay for. For musicians on a budget, I think the drastically cheaper multitrack digital recorders on the market now are much bigger news. I just put in an order for a Fostex MR8 last night. Its a digital multitrack recorder that meets my needs for around $300. I've been doing a lot of feature comparing and review reading and stuff and it is cheaper than some of the others but it is better. Plus it uses compact flash memory instead of some buddy proprietery storage. It has a USB for doing .wav outs. etc.

  31. ST:TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of an episode of TNG where a gaggle of children are kidnapped and given instructions in various fields of study. One child was given some device that seems similar. I'm sure a more...invested viewer would be able to cite season and ep. #.

    My earliest exposure to DSPs was in my Centris (not Quadra yet!) 660 AV, arguably the first true consumer level multi-media box; stereo audio i/o., video capture via rca jacks and QuickTime 2.0, and a screaming 2X CD ROM drive.

    Sigh. Great machine in its day.

  32. Line6 by Fugly · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Line6 amps/modelers are a step in the right direction. This type of technology is defintely going to replace vintage tube amps eventually.

    It's unfortunate that they sound like shit compared to the real thing. I tried out several of their products recently and nothing touched a real tube amp. It still sounds synthetic and digital.

    They're getting closer though, another 5 years and they might have something.

    1. Re:Line6 by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      >> It's unfortunate that they sound like shit compared to the real thing. I tried out several of their products recently and nothing touched a real tube amp. It still sounds synthetic and digital.

      I agree. It's frozen fish vs the catch of the day. IMO, we can no better synthesize sounds than we can images - eg, the cave troll in FOTR looks cool, but when frodo is riding it, it looks fake.

      Besides, nothing says rock like a big stack of 'Marshalls' behind you and a sunburst strat in your hand.

      I dont think anything is going to replace the tube fired wall-of-sound onstage, no more than a drum machine will replace the drummer with his big double bass kit. At least not until the last of the true metalheads die off.

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    2. Re:Line6 by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1
      I analysed the output on a spectrum analyzer compared to recordings of guitars on records (such as the famous Zep 'Heartbreaker' guitar solo) and the Line 6 sounds all had the same characteristic- nothing happening above 6K at all, massive bass boost, and several peculiar suck-outs and irregularities that were common to all amp models.

      My suspicion is that you have to do some of the amplification in the analog domain for serious high-gain guitar sounds, and then do a better job of picking what to model. I'm not impressed with Line 6's choices in that regard, and very unimpressed with the common factors to all models- that's not reasonable.

      It's tough, though. I did an all-analog guitar DI designed specifically to mimic the spectral content of that 'Heartbreaker' guitar solo, and nonmusicians love it, but every musician and sound engineer who's heard it has hated it passionately! Back to the drawing board...

      Eventually it'll get there, but Line 6 POD is a very early step, and it sounds pretty nasty. One thing about them is, I'm told you end up soloing endlessly because it suits single note lines best- try to push harmonically complex chords through it and it gets UGLY.

  33. some other interesting software DSP amps.. by dogas · · Score: 5, Informative

    Amplitube is quite awesome at emulating some of the best amps out there. I've started using this as an alternative to mic'ing my triple rectifier at my studio, simply because the amount of control you get is so much greater (IE changing the amp after the guitar was recorded)

    Also, Sonic Foundry's Acoustic Mirror does a great job of mimicking any environment, even the charicteristics of a piece of equipment (vintage mic or amp).

    I believe both of these products have demo versions you can try out, and they are both directx plugins (so use with Sound Forge or some other audio editing app).

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    1. Re:some other interesting software DSP amps.. by prozaic · · Score: 1

      Yes, with Amplitube you store the dry sound and process during monitoring. It's just amazing to be able to say: "Hmmm... I think that part should have been recorded with harsher distortion on a thinner speaker"... click, click. It's not as good as having 8 or so top of-the-line amps, but it's significantly cheaper. It's good for synths too!

  34. the problem with modellers by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Modelling amplifiers like the Line 6 attempt to digitally reproduce the sound of classic analog amplifiers.

    What you get is a sequence of digital slices lined up in a way that mimics the original waveform. The problem is that it sounds grainy and "processed", and its easy to tell the difference between that and the real thing.

    The question is, how fine do the slices need to be cut before you can't tell the difference between a series of digital slices and an analog waveform? If not 24-bit tech, what about 128? Maybe it will be too expensive to truly capture analog sounds with digital technology.

    This is a real problem, because fewer and fewer companies make tubes any more and there are a lot of us guitar players who still are not satisfied with the way these modelling amps sound.

    Perhaps the advent of quantum computing will provide the solution. After all, if something can be both a particle and a wave, then maybe we will have real waveforms to work with in order to create sounds.

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    1. Re:the problem with modellers by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thing is, with analog tech, there's always some randomness. A DSP produces the same output every time. The randomness adds a lot of ambiance and reality to the sound, especially when it comes to good old rock n' roll; a little feedback here, a little pop there, a little bit of speaker hum there, and so on.

      The new stuff suits an age where music is created in a boardroom. I guess the days are gone when the guitarist would go into the studio and just 'wing it' (like Jimmy Page winged the Stairway to Heaven solo in 4 takes)

      I dont want my music scientifically created and produced by computers.

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    2. Re:the problem with modellers by pohl · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is a real problem, because fewer and fewer companies make tubes any more and there are a lot of us guitar players who still are not satisfied with the way these modelling amps sound.



      On the flip side, with every generation of modelling technology, more of these unsatisfied tube purists become satisfied digital modelling customers. The graininess that you talked about was really evident to me in the previous generation. The Line6 Vetta won me over.

      I don't think there will be any reason to look to quantum computing when the next generation DSPs will give plenty of room for model improvement even beyond the Vetta.

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    3. Re:the problem with modellers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not sure how this got to be +5 Insightful, because its a bit confused about the fundamentals of digital audio. The question is, how fine do the slices need to be cut before you can't tell the difference between a series of digital slices and an analog waveform? If not 24-bit tech, what about 128? Erm... I think you're confused. The bit-rate determines dynamic range (how loud/quiet you can go) and precision (how many fine steps of loudness you can have). 128 bit would be ludicrous overkill, since 32-bit audio is floating point, beyond which there arent really any gains to be made. (Modern DAWs, plugins and so on already operate at 32 or 64 bit internal precision). What you appear to mean is more sample rate- if not 44.1Khz tech, what about 96 or 192Khz? Well, better believe the high end of the production world is already firmly used to working at these sample rates. Many pros swear they sound much much better than 44.1 or 48K. I always wonder why audiophiles claim to be able to hear the "digital-ness" of audio. The ear is being fooled into hearing a series of discrete steps as a wave - but at 44.1Khz its 44,100 steps every second. Film/TV is only 24-30 frames a second, no one complains they can still "feel" the frames!! The point is, no one can really hear a substantial quality difference beyond 16 bit, 44.1Khz, but they CAN hear the artifacts introduced by carrying out DSP - especially repeated DSP - all at these rates. They can also hear the artifacts introduced by the (usually shitty) ADCs and DACs on consumer kit. But the fault isnt in the bitdepth/sample rate itself. Do the DSP higher up (ie, ADC/record in 24 bit, process in 32 bit, mix down to 24 bit, master in 24 bit and finally dither to 16 bit with a quality algorithm) and a 16bit 44.1Khz wave is not in itself incapable of reproducing analog.

    4. Re:the problem with modellers by KagakuNinja · · Score: 1

      Well, the "size of the slice" would relate to the sampling rate, not the bits per sample.

      Digital is good for some things, analog better for others. However, thanks to Moore's Law, digital will eventually surpass analog. It is enevitable.

      Digital will also allow creation of sounds totally impossible with analog technology. We are already there in fact, although I'm still obsessed with old school analog synthesis and effects.

    5. Re:the problem with modellers by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it sounds grainy and "processed", and its easy to tell the difference between that and the real thing.

      We've all been using digital recording media with a 'mere' 16 bits precision per sample per channel and 44,100 samples per second for 15-20 years now, and it's been good enough for the majority of the music-listening public.

      Maybe it will be too expensive to truly capture analog sounds with digital technology.

      Trends would suggest that as time passes, it will become cheaper and cheaper to increase digital sound resolution. Affordable home recording equipment is available already that handles multi-track audio at 24-bit resolution, 96KHz sample rate. One day it will be possible and affordable to store digitized music with enough resolution that it will be impossible for anyone to tell the difference between it and analog at any frequency within the range of human hearing.

      Perhaps the advent of quantum computing will provide the solution.

      Do you know what quantum computing is???

    6. Re:the problem with modellers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He says as he listens to his mp3 collection..

    7. Re:the problem with modellers by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude, but I seriously doubt you could pass a recording challenge. If I were to do into a studio and record both a real amp and then a line6 or behringer ( see www.behringer.com for a modeler for those of us on a low budget ) I seriously doubt you could tell the difference in a statistically significant fashion. Can you listen to the Boston albums and tell me which tracks use real tube amps and which one's use a Rockman? On a side note there are several major label bands that are touring using modeling technology. When Weezer went on a tour about a year ago touring really small places like bowling alleys the used rack mounted line 6 boxes for their sound. Makes it easier to get a good sound from the PA in a small place without having to fight with the stage amps. On the latest Rush tour Alex used Zenterra modeling amps from Hughes & Kettner. In fact, Geddy's monitor feed was Al's guitar signal through a Behringer V-Amp modeler. Tubes are cool ( or should that be hot? ). I love my Fender Champ but I can't play it with my wife and kids in bed. The modeler let's me wail without pissing anyone off.

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    8. Re:the problem with modellers by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
      Sorry dude, but I seriously doubt you could pass a recording challenge.

      Yes I could. If you were to put up a website with .wavs of a Line6 and a Marshall or Fender, I would be more than happy to take the test.

      The Boston example is not exactly fair because before there was a Rockman, Scholz did lots of convoluted things to his amp setup to get his sound, which he later got by designing the Rockman.(I still have a Sustainer rackmount preamp left over from the 80's BTW)

      Alex Lifeson used H&K Triaxis as the main amps on the Rush tour and the Zenterras were used for a few things, but were by no means his main amp. Read any of the interviews he did with the guitar magazines after VT came out. If you look at the pictures closely, you can see two different kinds of amps; on one of them you can see the tubes through a clear panel. Admittedly the Zenterra is the best sounding modelling amp I've heard. I wouldn't use it in the studio in place of a real tube amp where the sound I was going for was that of the tube amp.

      Finally, I think you've hit on the best use of a modelling amp: as a practice amp. Or possibly something to blend in with other sounds in the studio. One of these days I'll get a POD, but I seriously doubt it will make me want to throw out my other gear.

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    9. Re:the problem with modellers by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
      By 24-bit I was referring to the DAC's and ADC's already found in modelling amps.

      Since the modelling amps use the highest quality converters available, yet still fall short of their goal of sounding like a tube amp, my question is, what's next?

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    10. Re:the problem with modellers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see - sorry, my misunderstanding :)

      Well, just to clarify, the first batch of Line6 stuff had 24 bit internal operation. The new Pod XT has moved to 32 bit internal precision, which is supposed to really help matters for starters.

      As for "whats next in closely mimic-ing tube", in general, I would say - physical modelling. Modelling the actual physics of the amps components and so on, and letting that truly shape the sound, instead of any directly trying to get the sound.

      Similar to how convolution reverbs are gaining use these days.

      Or check the Hartmann Neuron, mentioned elsewhere in the comments...

    11. Re:the problem with modellers by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      >>Yes I could. If you were to put up a website with .wavs of a Line6 and a Marshall or Fender, I would be more than happy to take the test. Dang, not that I reread my message it sounds kinda rough. Sigh ...unfortunatly I don't have the gear to do that these days. Only amp I have left is the Champ and not real isolation environment to record it. Maybe later ( yea I know, sounds like a total cop-out on my part ). The Rockman stuff is pretty cool. Way before this modeling stuff Tom was getting the sound out of a peanut butter sandwich sized box using LEDs to clip the signal.

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  35. And I just bought an accordion..... by bodland · · Score: 2, Funny

    To go with my banjo...GOD! how could I have been SO shortsighted...

  36. Weezer and Line6 by cataBob · · Score: 3, Informative

    Weezer used line6 equipment on their last tour. Both guitars and bass used Pod Pros. (One of their rack mounted units). They didn't use any amps. They said they a/b'ed the pods against amps and couldn't really tell the difference. In fact, they liked the pods better in some cases.

    One of the main reasons for using the pods is that they got a much "cleaner" stage sound -loud amps are hard to control in the mix. This was essential for them because it was during their wacky tour where they played weird locations like bowling alleys and 7-11's -all small, uncoventional venues.

    Personally, nothing has yet been able to replace a real amp for me...

    1. Re:Weezer and Line6 by javahacker · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is versatility on stage. Most guitarists already have a bunch of stomp boxes to change their sound, often many times within the same somg.

      They probably don't record that way, perhaps using different guitars and amplifiers to get the sound they want in the studio. They really don't have any way to do that on stage, after all, changing guitars and amps during a song is a little difficult to pull off, so they use effects boxes to simulate what they would do in the studio.

      I can see the real benefits of doing this type of thing on stage. Let's be honest here, you may be able to hear the difference, but how many people in the audience can, especially at the sound levels they get to listen at?

  37. No, the DMCA doesn't require that. by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    The DMCA does not require any manufacturer to include copy protection schemes except for Macrovision.

    I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but I don't think that spreading misconceptions about the DMCA helps our cause any.

    1. Re:No, the DMCA doesn't require that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, laugh. ...You damned dirty ape.

  38. Line 6 POD by Azog · · Score: 1

    I play bass and I've got a POD Pro that I've been really happy with.

    One of the neat things about it is that when you select an amp model, the bass, treble, drive, and other controls on the POD behave the way those controls would on the real amp.

    Without having played through all of the different amps and cabinets that the POD emulates, it's hard for me to say how accurate all the emulations are. But the SWR model does sound a lot like my SWR amp, and the Ampeg model definitely seems to have the SVT feel to it.

    The manual has an interesting description of all the different amps and cabinets that they modeled, along with some history of the companies and designers that produced them, and some of the well known bands and recordings that used them.

    The SPDIF out (on the Pro model) and all the other in and out connections are really useful. If you play bass or guitar you should check one out.

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  39. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lets hope the christians now have more instruments at their disposal than acoustic guitars and songs "like michael row the boat ashore"

  40. VIRUS ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus Alert!!!
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  41. A little late by Ozor · · Score: 0

    This is really old news.. Line6 has been out for about 7 years now. Get with the times.

  42. See what the 'guitar guys' say about Line6 by zakath · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting how a lot of the /. crowd so far (~40 posts) seems to like the Line6 modelling amplifiers - it's solid state and techie so I suppose it is natural they're a hit here. Check out alt.guitar.amp, most of those guys aren't nearly as enthusiastic. I've yet to hear one so I can't make a judgment either way...but I do love my JCM900 for what it does best - pure overdriven tube sound at high volume (not practical for many I know).

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  43. Old fart alert by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why not teach our children to play real musical intstruments? Kids thrive on the routine of practice and the challenge of mastering a musical instrument. Not only is it a great education, but it develops coordination and concentration. It is a skill which they will enjoy their entire lives.

    These 'sophisticated hyperinstruments' AKA 'Load of Balls', look to me like re-packaged tamagotchi technology.

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    1. Re:Old fart alert by cjsnell · · Score: 1


      I don't think you read the article or looked at the website. The idea behind these products is that the $300 Mexican-made Fender Stratocaster that you buy for your kids can sound like a $3500 Epiphone with a little digital tweaking. The kids are still playing real instruments--this product lets you expose them to instruments that most are way beyond most parents' budgets.

      Chris

  44. Question: The math behind guitar effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might be a bit off topic, but does anyone have a good reference on the math dealing with guitar effects? Like you might learn in a signal processing EE class. I found some good explanations of what distortion is, but I haven't found a good source for other effects. Would be a great lab for a college DSP class...

    1. Re:Question: The math behind guitar effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out harmony central... They have source code for various synthesis algorithms - fourier transforms, low-pass filters etc. There are other things online... just do a search for "DSP" and "source code" or something.

  45. Music sucks anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care much about this topic, but now I have a reason to fly to myrtle beach

  46. line 6 is doing nothing new by snatcheroo · · Score: 0

    Line6 isn't the only one who does this. Roland/Boss has had amp/cab modelling features on their effects processors for years. Behringer and Digitech to name a couple more also have products with this feature.

  47. Roland has COSM modeling by zeitgeist_chaser · · Score: 1

    Roland has a modeling technology that they call COSM. It's similar to the Line 6 technology, but goes a bit further. Roland not only tries to simulate vintage amps, they simulate microphones and effects boxes as well. It's a pretty simple concept. Roland records a reference device (i.e. a modern mic, amp, or set of monitors) and records the vintage device. Then the differences in the sound characterisics between the two are analyzed and a model of the vintage device is created. Basically, the COSM processor then modifies the signal so that it will match the modeled device when the reference device is used. I haven't been able to find a good link for the COSM modelling. Just go to http://www.rolandus.com

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    1. Re:Roland has COSM modeling by ScottKin · · Score: 1

      Some COSM Links:

      http://www.amptone.com/rolandcosm.htm

      http://www.harmony-central.com/Effects/Data/Rola nd /GP_100-01.html

      I've been using a Roland GP-16 for years now, and their "Lineout Filter" - which was the precursor to COSM - works pretty well. With the COSM implementation on Rolangs VG-8, you can even control mic placement (including on-axis/off-axis, mic distance, height, aiming) and even cabinet design (open-back, closed-back, baffled, folded) and brand of mic (SM57, Sennheiser, etc).

      COSM is also used extensively in Rolands VDrums System.

      Remember - "modeling" is "Simulation", and it will never be an *exact* copy no matter how wide the DSP bandwidth or processing power.

      (If anyone here is still using the GP-16, email me for a cool tip/trick with that box).

      ScottKin

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  48. How high can it go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it go to 11????

  49. The Cyber-Twin by so1omon · · Score: 2, Informative
    Almost bought a Line6 amp a couple of months ago. I was looking for a good second amp (i play through a dual amp rig) because my trusty Fender Deville (along with a ton of other equipment) had been stolen out of the back of our band trailer.

    I HATE digital effects, and being what in people used to call a "shoegazer" band means I use a lot of effects. I'm always tripping over stomp boxes in shows. I'm also a die hard tube amp user, but I thought I'd check out the Line6 and see what all the fuss was about. It was a good amp, and I came REAL close to buying it. Sure, you could tell that it wasn't a pure sound, but it was a GOOD sound.

    I didn't buy it however (can't really afford a new amp at the moment), and had to go back to playing through 1 amp.

    Has anyone played through one of Fender's Cyber-Twin's yet? It supposedly reroutes the analog signal path to achive different amp sounds instead of digitally emulating them. I haven't had the chance to play on one, and I'm wondering how they sound in application.

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    1. Re:The Cyber-Twin by LukeyJunk · · Score: 1

      I've played through a Cyber-Twin in a store using a new Telecaster, and the sounds are pretty amazing. You're right, the amp actually contains tube, solid-state, and digital components and reconfigures itself to physically duplicate the sounds of the original amp. It's really cool to watch, too. When you switch to another preset the motorized knobs turn themselves to the appropriate settings to fine-tune the sound. An expensive amp, but pretty sweet!

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  50. Copyright on the MIDI source? by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    Some of the articles in this thread referred to copyright in the digital audio processed by instruments. This sparked in me a little question regarding music that is partially or entirely MIDI-encoded at source (and in some genres, that's practically all music).

    Which is the original work in these cases from the point of view of copyright, the MIDI or the version published/released on CD? Are they both copyrighted? Clearly the released version carries a copyright, but does the MIDI original as well, or is copyright inherited between representations so that there is just a single copyright, or what?

    Does anyone know how copyright works with respect to MIDI sources?

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  51. Re:It would help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sailor, I show you good time, fie dollah.

    Where can we meet? Here's five dollars.

  52. My music work at MIT by bpprice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Years ago, I graduated from MIT in EE. I did two projects of some relationship to this article - 1) a thesis on modeling of tube amp behavior and 2) a toy that would "improvise" classic blues endlessly. I was amazed that Minsky in AI loved the blues toy. It was really very simple and drew upon my experience as a local professional guitarist around Boston at the time. I tried to tell them that in my mind it was really a dumb trick, but those experiment music types just couldn't get over it... I got a prize that year. The tube amp was more fun. I used a 1960 Fender Tweed Vibrolux as my subject and created a "block model" of the time/function elements that required combination in a non-linear fashion and left it at that. It involved quite a few long time constants in the description, which is often an area where amp simulators fall apart. At the time, implementing the device in hardware would have been prohibitively expensive, and so I left it on paper and got out of school. I decided not to pursue engineering much after that, other things to do. I have used the Line6 products, and they are very good as the technology progresses. However, they don't really sound or feel that much like my real old Fenders. Instead, they use certain preconceived notions of how people use the amps and cater to those tastes. For example: I don't like to overdrive my old Fender Deluxe Reverb much - that is for rock guys, and I don't do rock anymore. The Line6 products will do a good job of mimicing a "cranked" old amp, but fails to capture the subtlety of one that is instead turned up only to "4". I love that sound! My $0.02

  53. Mod Parent Up by GeckoX · · Score: 1

    That's f***ing funny! LMAO!

    Oh for some mod points.

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  54. Michael Roe by so1omon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Legendary Christian rocker Michael Roe released an album in 1996 entitled "The Boat Ashore". Clever.

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    1. Re:Michael Roe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you.

    2. Re:Michael Roe by so1omon · · Score: 1

      VERY clever.

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  55. You Bastards!.... by horati0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...You slashdotted line6's site!

    Tomorrow you will find a new tone in their database available for download, called "Slashdot," when you pluck a string, nothing happens.

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  56. cool idea, will go further by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of the GuitarPort, and wish they made a version tailored for the bass. I am sure that Gibson will produce a similar product that uses their new MaGIC system of multichannel digital transmission over Ethernet. The interface box could be much cheaper since it would not need to do an analog-to-digital conversion. They could use a custom DSP instead to provide additional horsepower for realtime effects.

  57. Re:Coming from another tube amp bigot... by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree Line6 amps sound about a thousand times better. But after about 0.32 seconds, I went and gat a real tube amp. Later I got a brand new SG. Then a Musicman bass. And I still spent less money than I would have if I got the Line6.

    On a side note, I'd much rather get decent wah modelling. Why does all modern wah (analog or digital) sound like dog shit when compared to a really old wah (one of those 2 square foot ones)? I know the old inductors used non-linear cores, I know that was a large factor in the response. I know other people know this. But I don't know why nobody makes a good wah wah!

    And as to the Variax being "plug and play", the Roland synth system is available factory-installed on a multitude of guitars, including Fenders.

  58. Yes. by Osama+bin+Ladin · · Score: 0

    I think it's pretty cool.

  59. How the heck... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    am I going to kick in an amp emulator? Well where's the fun in that? How many chicks are going to be impressed by that?

    I'm going to go lie down now.

  60. PODS by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

    I actually like the Line6 series of modelers. Ive worked with both the POD 2.0 and the BassPOD. Both are nice modelers. Their decent enough for live shows (although they really dont replace a nice high end amp) and the fact that you can get swap other peoples programmable models is a nice feature. The PRO model is a little too pricey though, but for home use and jam sessions the POD 2.0 is a good investment.

  61. Cybertwins and Line6's by Breid · · Score: 1

    I tried the CyberTwin and Deluxe and was pretty unimpressed. Didn't sound a lot better than your average all digital sim. I love my Line6 AX series. It does a very musically usable sim of a lot of things I couldn't afford. BTW, the trick with Line6 gear is volume. Graininess increases with volume driven from the unit. Most of the pros that use Line6 gear run the devices at lower volumes and make it up with the PA. If I can keep my 120W to around 4 or 5, the sound is very, very competitive.

  62. Virtual modelling by bobba22 · · Score: 0

    maybe my ugly sister will now live her dream

  63. Not for my kids by migurski · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...ball-shaped musical toys which are covered with 'a patented thread containing sensors that react to the way the child handles them. The child manipulates a preprogrammed "little seed" of music and helps it "grow" by the way he or she shapes it.'

    Okay, I'm not a parent, but I play one on TV.

    I'm not strictly a luddite, either, but I think it's tremendously important that toys given to children not be technological black boxes. The true fallout of the current generation of playstation zombies won't be any sort of attention span issues or predilection towards violence, but the total lack of intellectual stimulation and natural curiousity brought on by the use of toys that discourage (or forbid, thanks to the DMCA) tinkering and explorative destruction/reconstruction.

  64. Comment at limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another '+1, Insightful' to you anyway.

  65. Another tube & audio amp bigot... by KingDaddy'O · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey - I don't work for any of these companies or own their stock. But I do own several vintage Fender & Marshall amps, tons of discrete audio processing gear, and have a nice home studio. I have to say that my Line6 AxSys 212 amp, coupled with Sonic Foundry's Sound Forge 6 audio software, allows me to tap into an incredible array of sonic possibilities that would be very time consuming and expensive using non-digital technology. Sure, there are some disadvantages (such as the learning curve - digital is very different than analog, but that shouldn't be much of a problem for the ./ crowd) but overall the quality can be amazing. For example, I compared a master tape recording, utilizing a 65' Fender Deluxe Black Panel amp, Sennheiser 421 mics, and multi-track analog tape, against the equivalent Line6 patch (seasoned to taste of course) direct to disk. I could not tell the guitar tracks apart (and yes you can get feedback at low volumes if that's your cup o' tea)! Coupled with the enhanced productivity and relatively low cost, digital modeling is an attractive alternative to the old school way of processing a signal chain. Not to mention that you can do all of this in the privacy of your headphones, or your apartment, or with the baby sleeping, etc. Very high bang for yer' buck ratio, in my opinion.

  66. Line6 won the first battle by Van+Halen · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Back when the very first modeling amps came out, there was Johnson and Line6. The Johnson had real tubes in the preamp section, and for my money, sounded a lot better. I spent a lot of time comparing the two in guitar shops and the Johnson always came out ahead on pure tone. It was also more expensive, unfortunately. I bought a JM150 back in 1998 and have absolutely loved it.

    Since the Line6 products at the time were cheaper, they sold better. Tube amp purists wouldn't touch either product, so it was left to those of us who either didn't care, or weren't irrationally biased against the fledgling technology. I guess to many people, any difference in sound between the products was worth the savings in buying a Line6. Plus, Line6 seemed to have the far superior marketing team. So while Johnson struggled to carve out their little niche, Line6 grew and flourished.

    Now, unfortunately, Johnson has all but gone out of business (I believe they were a spin-off of Digitech, which is still going strong). I bought a J-Station about 2 years ago and have loved it as well. Again, I felt it sounded slightly better than the Line6 Pod, but then maybe I was biased for Johnson by then. It's too bad that they didn't have the marketing team to compete better and stay alive - as many of us here say, diversity and competition is always a good thing.

    Other companies have been entering the fray in the last couple of years (Fender Cyber-Twin, etc), so certainly there is still some competition and great things to look forward to in the future. I'm just a little sad that I won't get to see what the Johnson engineers might have come up with next. Hopefully they're still working on similar things, either at Digitech or other companies.

    One of these days I'll have to pick up a Pod (or whatever the Line6 equivalent is these days) just to add more sounds to my arsenal. Should be great.

  67. 10 or 11? by Cesaro · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real question....

    Does the Line6 amp go to 10 or 11? Because 11 is one louder than 10!

    1. Re:10 or 11? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being digital, it goes to 1011.

  68. Line 6 Guitar Port by Dalroth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a Line 6 Guitar Port and all I have to say is that it is absolutely FANTASTIC! For $150 you get 6 classic guitar amps + effects + cabinets emulated 100% digital straight into your recording software and it sounds great.

    Now, of course, you can ALWAYS get a better sound in a recording studio with the real equipment, but you are going to spend $1000's of dollars doing so.

    I wish I had had this thing before I bought my Mesa Boogied DC5 a few years ago. I absolutely hated that guitar amp! If I had had a Line 6 Guitar port, I could have experimented with amps and effects and determined long ago that I should have bought a Marshal amp. I know you can try them out at the store (and you still should), but the hours you can spend with the Guitar Port narrowing down the list of possible candidates is worth it.

    Digital music technology has come a long way (and boy is it getting cheap). If you haven't checked some of this stuff out (especially the Line 6 brand hardware) you're really doing yourself a disservice as a musician.

    Bryan

  69. Re: no good wah sounds by King_TJ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think this is a symptom of a larger problem.... There's just not enough of a market for effects and stomp-boxes to encourage the kind of R&D needed to get awesome/realistic sounds out of today's gear.

    I mean, you only have to take a look at the synthesizer business to get an idea what I'm talking about.

    Korg basically hired *one guy* to come up with all of the sounds used in their Triton and Karma synth workstations - and these are their flagship units!

    When you're looking at something like a wah pedal that'll sell for under $149 or so, retail, when it's all said and done - how much are you going to pour into design research on it? Don't forget the fact that these things will only end up being sold mail order through musician's catalogs and at music stores. People won't be picking them up at their local WalMart or Best Buy store.

    Right now, if I was a tube amp manufacturer, I'd probably try to maximize my return by recycling tried and true designs that I already kow sound good to most people. The majority of my buyers are either going to be A) younger kids who never heard the original design from 20-30 years ago anyway, or B) working musicians who are trying to replace their old gear that finally wore out - and would likely buy a new "work/sound-alike" of their old standby.

    For something as cheap as a stomp-box or wah pedal though, I'd just have an E.E. throw together a cheap to build circuit that sounded "good enough" and go with it.

  70. Internal precision vs. ADC/DAC precision by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 4, Informative

    24 bits @ 96 KHz is beyond the ability of the human ear to discern any differences.

    In fact, with a good antialiasing filter, 16 bits @ 44.1 KHz will put you below the noise floor of all but the best amplifiers and cover the whole range of human hearing. Problem is, an antialiasing filter suitable for 16/44.1 is VERY tough to design without causing distortions in the range of human hearing. 24/96 is easy to develop a suitable antialiasing filter for.

    Problems ensue when you are processing the data, though. If you process 16-bit data in the DSP with 16 bits of precision, then at every step in the processing chain you'll likely have rounding errors. Such errors accumulate.

    For 16-bit data, I believe most people use DSPs with 24-bit internal precision at a minimum. For 24-bit DSPs, 32 is probably the minimum. I don't know what the likes of Line6's products use. A floating-point DSP would do VERY well for eliminating rounding errors, but those cost $$$.

    Interestingly enough - These amps try to use a model of another amplifier's nonlinearities to emulate the nonlinearities of said amp. In my line of work, we do the exact opposite. (Correcting for nonlinearities in RF amplifiers to minimize distortion of any form.)

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    1. Re:Internal precision vs. ADC/DAC precision by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
      You're talking about audio reproduction. I was talking about making guitar sounds.

      Guitar amps are and have been lo-fi - otherwise we would be playing through amps similar to the kind you would use with your stereo.

      So basically a modelling amp tries to mimic what an old lo-fi tube amp does. There's a lot more to it than reproducing audio in the sense that you reproduce recorded music. That's not the same thing as reproducing the way an amplifier sounds and responds to a guitar.

      Being as these modelling amps already use 24 bit DAC's and ADC's, yet still fall short of their intended goal, I think my questions about the technology were quite valid.

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    2. Re:Internal precision vs. ADC/DAC precision by tlotoxl · · Score: 1

      Like you say, the DSP effects try to model the real-life non-linearities. A much bigger problem than the cumulative rounding errors, which basically just lower the SNR (not so great on a lot of vintage equipment, anyway) is the internal sampling rate. To mimic vintage equipment requires the implementation of the non-linearities present in those pieces of equipment. Implementing a non-linear stage in the discrete-time domain will, however, always create aliasing distortion -- so the trick is to oversample internally to the point where the folded back aliased frequencies are attenuated enough not to be audible to the human ear.

    3. Re:Internal precision vs. ADC/DAC precision by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Yup. When dealing with distortion, you definately have to increase your bandwidth, in order to accurately measure this distortion. 24/96 would be a minimum for accurately modeling the distortion in guitar amps, maybe even a higher sample rate. (In this application, sample rate would be significantly more important than ADC/DAC res. Probably most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 16 and 24 bits if the sampling rate were high enough. I routinely push the limits of a $120k spectrum analyzer with a 16-bit DAC. Of course said DAC is operating at 350+ MHz...)

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  71. You got it by Nikk+Name · · Score: 1
    I really expected a Troll or Funny mod on this one!

    Looking forward to the chip-embedded kazoo that won't let me play Mary Had a Little Lamb :)

    1. Re:You got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, Mary had a Little Lamb is now public domain. Certain arragnements of Amazing Grace now... that can get you in trouble. :)

  72. Is it possible? by Nikk+Name · · Score: 1
    "and I'm pretty damn sure that such a thing is impossible.

    I was actually joking more than being paranoid, but I think that such a thing is possible.

    They key to this would be something that would digitize what is being played, analyze the patterns, and compare it to existing song parameters.

    "setup there has to be some point where the computer red-flags what you're playing, compares it to a staggeringly huge database of known melodies, markes it as copyrighted and cuts off all signal to your speakers."

  73. wav outs... by eshefer · · Score: 1

    you know that the rolands VS series don't have that option..

    1. Re:wav outs... by kaoshin · · Score: 1

      I think those models come equipped with a CD burner instead, which I guess means that they are not meant to be used in conjunction with a computer. Sure you may want to, but there are other options out there and they are targeting a specific need. All the digital recorders have some features that are left out or added because they are intended to be used in a certain way I guess. Take the BOSS 8 track digital for example (I think its model BR-432). It is in the same class as the fostex I purchased, but it comes with drum machine presets in it. That is definitely targeted toward some goob sitting around in his bedroom. It is also not stereo which is something many people, (drummers especially come to mind) detest. There are other things I don't like about it, but its not that it is crap. I have a friend that loves his. Its just that it has a different target market I suppose.

  74. Re: no good wah sounds by clifyt · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Korg basically hired *one guy* to come up with all of the sounds used in their Triton and Karma synth workstations - and these are their flagship units!"

    Bullshit -- I know several of the voicers for this unit and work with one of them. My company does 3rd party sound design...I know my partner was one of many 3rd party designers, and there are quite a few within the company.

    Besides, there are several great sounding Wahs these days. My BadHorsie doesn't sound like the old Morleys but it sounds good on its own (it was designed by a specific artist for his specific needs). I have a few pure digital Wahs that don't emulate anything, but work well on their own...and I have a few ancient ones that are good but noisy as well and I couldn't use them on any of todays recordings unless I needed to go for a very specific sound and the realism was more important than the noise floor. By the time you run a do-noiser on these, you are back to the same 'plastic' sounds of the digital ones.

    Clif Marsiglio
    Sonikmatter.com

  75. sawilsons tagline by dsevans93 · · Score: 1

    if you run red hat and netscape 7.0, do not click on the tagline "the only thing republicans need to know". its a flash that moves your netscape window around, so you can't close it. i had to ppower cycle. thanks.

  76. Johnson J-Station Amp Modeler by abcxyz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been the proud owner of a Johnson Amplifer's J-Station for some time now which is also an amp modeler. Does a good job for $150 bucks, flash upgradeable and sounds great. Fully user programmable presets, and several internet sites have sysex files available for it.

    I've also seen several wars going on between the owners of Line 6's and Johnson's offerings. But both really do a good job for the money.

    -- Rick

  77. Example: Eddie Van Halen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While they were recording 1984, he "discovered" synthesizers and went totally apeshit over them. I read an interview where he said he felt more creative playing keyboards, because he occasionally made a mistake and the unintended result was cool; unlike guitars where he never made a mistake and only got what he intended to play.

    (Completely matter-of-fact and un-self-concious -- just flat not in the same Universe as arrogance and humility. One of the all-time great rock and roll quotes. I'm not doing it justice.)

  78. Re: no good wah sounds by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Ok, so maybe *one person* programming all the Korg Triton/Karma sounds was an exaggeration - but it still seems to be scarily close to accurate.

    For example, look at all the people out there working their butts off to create top-notch sound patches for these synths, and despite practically begging for jobs in forums devoted to the synths, they aren't getting hired.

    (For just one example, go to www.irishacts.com and look at that guy's devotion to the Korg line!)

    Korg has customer service reps regularly reading the forums these people post on, so they can't claim "We never knew these guys were out there!"

    The fact is, they're on a pretty tight budget for R&D of these things, and most folks who try to make a living out of developing patches for synth workstations have to start their own businesses. Then, *maybe*, you'll get paid to work on one project for a synth maker - or maybe not. It's not like they're eagerly hiring on every talented patch-developer they can get their hands on.... They've got too much of a niche market for their products.

  79. For those to cheap for a Line6 by rotor · · Score: 1

    For anyone out there who would like a Line6 POD 2 but wants to spend a little less, check out the Behringer V-Amp 2. It's a very nice piece of equipment, plus any updates that they put out will be freely available via flashable EEPROM. The sounds are excellent, and it comes with a footpedal and case.

    --
    Addlepated - punk & metal
  80. Re: no good wah sounds by clifyt · · Score: 1

    This is way off topic right now, but there are reasons not everyone is picked up.

    A lot of programmers are one trick ponys. They have the chops to get something done, but its not something ultimately markettable as a whole. Others, are great programmers and can do anything ya need if given a lot of guidance and feedback from the public -- something you aren't given when only a dozen others have this same device and they too are all working on a deadline -- deadlines are VERY important...I know one programmer that was working for us that just couldn't cut it. Very capable and given all the time in the world, he can do some amazing things. Give him a deadline and you'll see a total of 15 usable sounds in a months time.

    Too many guys will work for 6 months to get a GREAT bank of sounds and you wonder why they aren't working for these companies...its because it took them 6 months to do the sounds, something a professional designer would have done in 3 weeks...

    There are reasons companies don't go with unknowns. Folks also have to fit into the corporate lifestyle of these companies...are their sounds what this company wants to represent in this iteration of the machne...can they follow the unwritten specs for it -- for example, Kurzweil, Korg, Yamaha and Roland all have specific amounts of padding they want in their sounds (and they don't have time to have one of their engineers redo EVERYTHING...expect tweaking, but more than a few params and you can expect the sound to be skipped)...do you need the sound to clip at -12, 6 or 0dB? There are specific reasons for things like this -- some want more headroom before clipping occurs...others want the damn thing as hot as possible so it sounds hip and radio friendly in the show room.

    Most of these guys just don't get it. Some do...and they sell their sounds or give them away and get picked up by a company that does 3rd party where they are given a chance to work on a major project and get their name out there. What? You think Korg is just going to hire them off the street?

    If you know anyone with great sounds looking for a company to market them, send a note to my email (above) as we work with both hardware manufactures, the software guys and folks that market 3rd party soundware...

    clif marsiglio
    co-founder / sonikmatter.com

  81. Re:sawilsons tagline OFFTOPIC by sawilson · · Score: 1

    Dude, I am ten times beyond sorry. The only thing
    it did in mozilla was play the flash. I'm modify it
    so I can annoy republicans without making their
    redhat boxes freeze. Once again, I'm very sorry.

  82. Yes, but, does the volume go to 11? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I want to know.

  83. modelers = low volume, tube amps = high volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    modelers are only good for low volume playing & sound like arse turned up loud.

    line6 is no big deal, there's much much better modelers out there like the roland vg-88, for exampe. A*L*L modelers and solid state amps have the effect that they fade at high volumes. what i mean by "fade" is that they don't sound like an amp playing but rather they sound like a recording of an amp playing. the result is a very unsatisfying playing experience because the responsiveness, dynamics, and subtleties are gretly diminished or gone all together.

  84. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the music ball is new, but amp modelling has been around forever - Roland's VG-8 is what 6-7 years old or more now? And I'm sure there were toys before then. My VG-88 which is 3 years old emulates cabinets, mic placement, guitar body (want an f-hole? want a steel body? want a bigger chamber? Want a sitar? Dial one in). Anyhow - sounds like Line6's marketing droids did a great job at getting a free product placement (kudos to them), but this is _not_ news.

  85. Re:sawilsons tagline OFFTOPIC by dsevans93 · · Score: 1

    no problem, i didn't loose any data. it was funny as hell for the first ten seconds, by the way.

  86. simulation vs. real thing by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Ok, for the numerous comments about tube sounding better than solid state and simulated stuff not sounding as good as the real thing. Those people are all 100% correct. There is no way anyone can reproduce this stuff exactly, but they have done a super job at putting it together and the bottom line is... The individual analog effects will sound a little better yeah, but the advantage of the line 6 would be that you can have the full range of all of these effects at your feet as someone else said, without spending a fortune. And they sound "good enough" for a lot of people. It is still a fair cost involved though. There is also a conveniency factor that they have.
    The same theories I guess apply to game system emulators. All the systems in one. Is the real game system better, heck yeah but can you play playstation on your SNES? I guess it comes down to your music style and what you consider to be quality. You won't go buy a single digital effect because that wouldn't usually make sense. Individual analog effects just sound more realistic. I have made analog recordings sound good in a minimal amount of time and digital ones sound like crap though because of the ease of use factor in devices are a HUGE issue (at least for me). Line 6 devices have one big thing going for them for what complex things they do. They are incredibly simple to operate. Their stomp boxes use knobs instead of pages of LCD menus and stuff that you forget how to use by the time you need to change them. In comparison to many similar devices, I think they are way ahead in ease of use. Some musicians do even mix the directbox style sound with the line sound to create new sounds. For example the bassist for Sonic Youth if I recall correctly, used a channel of direct sound and another channel connected to a mic for an amp, and blended the two. You can do a lot with the digital stuff if you put your mind to it.

  87. Your first step into a larger world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The press always gets everything right, from the big picture all the way down to the last detail... except for stuff you happen to know something about. They fuck that up every time.

    Welcome to the desert of the real!

  88. line6 tone-heads are definitely not metalheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever the guys at line6 are who pick the
    amps to be modeled are definitely not metalheads.

    I have tried lots of line6 stuff, and I have a line6 pod-xt.

    For example, the JCM 800 model. Now there's a
    pretty decent metal amp. Lots of metal guys use
    a JCM 800. But the line6 JCM800 just sucks for metal. Though, in the manual, it talks about how
    this is a great metal amp... They need to hire some real metalheads (who aren't already deaf) to help them out with their metallic amp models.

    Also, the analog delay models in the pod-xt suck. You can't get those space-gun sounds like Steve Stevens does in those Billy Idol songs, because
    the delay time won't go less than 20ms.

    OTH, there are some decent sounds in there, if they happen to be what you like. I don't doubt that the models of the amps are fairly accurate. I just question the taste of the guys at line6.

    e.g. Also, the plexi-variac model. This is supposed to be a marshall plexi run with a variac
    adjusting the voltage a la Eddie Van Halen. The thing sounds NOTHING like Eddie's sound.

    Why? Well, no wonder. Reading the manual, they modelled it with the voltage boosted to 140V. Well, dumbasses, Eddie didn't boost the voltage, he cut it to 90V. That's how you make an amp clip
    harder, cut the supply voltage. You don't boost it.

    Bottom line. If you're a metalhead, line6 probably isn't for you. (Though the Spinal Puppet patch isn't _too_ bad.) Use your ears and decide
    for yourself.

  89. Re:Coming from another tube amp bigot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regarding the Variax it has absolutely nothing to do with the Roland-synth based guitars. They try to sound exaclty like a guitar through emaulating it, not making a synth of it through sensing the pitch of a tone.

  90. New MIDI Controllers by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 2, Informative

    This might apply for some Broadway shows, but the majority of productions depend on the interaction between the conductor and the performers.

    I've seen an interesting device called a Radio Baton being used around here once or twice. It requires some basic coding skills to really use it correctly, but it gives one person quite a bit of control over a whole performance. The basic idea is that you have a recorded sequence of notes in a computer, and whenever you hit a sensitive table with one of the batons, it activates the next note in the sequence. Also, the spot on the table that you hit changes the amplitude of the sound. So one person could ideally control a whole orchestra of sounds and keep the pacing as necessary.

    Here's one website on the device. Google up more if necessary. And if you believe that computer-generated samples will never completely sound like the real thing, check out information on a program called Gigasampler, a revolutionary program which learned to read music samples from ROM instead of RAM, allowing for extremely large and complex samples, far closer than anything else I've heard so far.

    --
    Libertarians somehow believe that private businesses should be stronger than governments but weaker than individuals.
  91. Line6 Amps and Guitar by Stickster · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have been a long-time tube snob, and the Line 6 amps were the first solid state stuff I ever bought. Until Line 6 stuff was well known, guitarists would come up to me in droves at gigs (yes, I actually play in public regularly, and get paid well for it) and compliment the tones. The newest cadre of amps (the Duoverb and the Flextone III) are amazing and really capture the "breath" of the real tube stuff. The modeling improves as the available DSP's get faster.

    The PODs are fantastic, the new PODxt especially, but the proof's in the pudding. Almost every recently-recorded song you hear on the radio or on an album was probably aided with a POD. Engineers love it when I bring them in to the studio because they don't have to work hard to get a great sound that fits perfectly in the mix. I have only heard complaints about the gear on the Internet (go figure), and never from real live working musicians.

    And the new Variax is great. At its current price point it is incapable of replacing a good vintage "real" guitar, but it plays just like any other guitar, and several of the models are dead accurate. The 12-strings are a little off (as would be expected), the banjo, sitar and other resonator models (dobro, tricone) are surprisingly great, and the Strat, Teles, and Les Pauls are unbelievable. And the guitar just feels good; it's not a geek toy that looks like a guitar, it's an actually decent guitar that just happens to do amazing things.

    Put the guitar together with a new Vetta and you just spent about $3,000 to reproduce about $150,000 worth of vintage gear, much of which is more fragile and scary to gig with than the far less expensive Line 6 stuff. I don't work for these guys but I do not hesitate to recommend them to other musicians. If you actually play for pay, you can't afford not to check them out.

  92. Re:Line6 GuitarPort =crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was VERY tempted to buy one, the mic input on my laptop is fucked (since I bought it) and hisses like mad. It did only work on windows and that made me wary of it.

    The I got the "guitar port" interpretation of Eric Johnson's "Cliffs of Dover" from a magazine (Line 6 sponsored). If the sound on that track is supposed to sound anything like the original, I will not buy it, to me it sounds like shit, too buzzy.

    I might be partial to this, I love Eric Johnson's distortion tone (even if I like it a bit smoother, more OD and less distortion), but if that is a good example of the quality, thanks very much but I'll keep my analog preamp (marshall drp-1), it sounds a lot smoother to me.

  93. Line 6 == IBM Deathstar of amps!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Line 6 == IBM Deathstar of amps!!!

  94. Re:Coming from another tube amp bigot... by KagakuNinja · · Score: 1

    Get a Teese RMC3. All the wah action you could want. Yeah, it ain't cheap, but it is out there if you really want it...

  95. Misses the point a bit by TheLink · · Score: 1

    You get musicians by helping the child grow the seed of music inside them NOT the seed of music outside them.

    Manipulating the seed of music outside might help the seed of music inside grow, but one must not forget the difference between the two.

    --
  96. New technology? by boola-boola · · Score: 1

    How is this a new development in music technology? I know I first saw the Pod at _least_ 3 years ago. It's still very cool, nonetheless, and it would be extremely handy, especially since my old amp burned out (lightning storm), and you can just plug it into your computer audio system. I remember that old model Pod even emulates my ol' favorite, a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier!

  97. Now, chillin', listen to this old fart.... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    ...gather 'round, gather 'round, lads and lassies. I am here to tell ya. I started playing guitar when G-L-O-R-I-I-I-I-I was the rage at all of the sock hops. And nothing, no NOTHING, no N-O-T-H-I-N-G will rock your beloved Les Paul or that Fat Strat like a Line 6 POD.

    I be one very satisfied customer.

    RAWK ON!

  98. Master's in Music Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting my master's degree in music technology. I'm posting anon so that its not linked to me or my school.

    I have seen personally a demonstration of MIT Media Lab's toys. We were excited to see what they would bring, but where as the hyper instruments are very exciting, MIT's pedigoical efforts are sad. Yes its interesting to develop new technologies, but none of what has been proposed helps foster anything similar to the skills needed for real music. What I have seen proposed was nothing more than over-budgeted toys. There was not a single shread of real research or musicology involved.

    MIT has a huge budget, but there "demo-or-die" mentality has only produced sad toys. Maybe they should consider research instead of the bottom line.

  99. on modelling amps.... by zaddikim · · Score: 1

    almost two years ago I tried the Fender Cyber-Twin (dumb name, oh well) and was quite impressed with the overall tone and 'feel' of the amp. I worked with someone who gigs on a regular basis who happens to be a Fender snob, and told him about it. He was initally skeptical, but two weeks later, after having tried it, he was extremely enthusiastic about it. The ability to skip from Deville to Champ to Princeton Reverb was pretty impressive, and he started budgeting the $CAD1700 to purchase it. Having said that however, the effects do have to be used sparingly. In particular, anything that affects the frequency-domain rather than the time-domain can have a significant lag. They do differ in tone and feel from the real thing, but one of the primary reasons many musicians I know would be interested in these types of amps is the variety one has at ones' fingertips. In live sets, the tone does play a significant part, but not nearly to the same degree as in the studio. It's been said, many times, many ways.... use the right tools for the job at hand.

    --
    Keen idea man lynches
  100. For you non Guitar players ... by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1
    This is a religious argument amoung guitar players. Digital vs real has joined:
    • Marshall vs Fender
    • Les Paul vs Strat
    • Solid state vs tube
    Think of them as Linux vs Windows for the guitar crowd.
    --

    This space for rent.
  101. How soon until your guitar by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    has DRM built in and requires a CC# installed to charge you for playing music the RIAA thinks it owns ? Will it call home when you start strumming Stairway to Heaven to report you for a license violation if you play and someone else hears it ? :)

    --
    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  102. Re: no good wah sounds by ottawanker · · Score: 1

    Have you tried anything like Roger Mayer's wah upgrades? I've yet to actually purchase one, but they seem interesting, and people on the web seem to give them good reviews..

    Roger Mayer did work for Jimi Hendrix, and made effects for Hendrix, Beck, Page, etc..

  103. I've got a Bass Pod by bjb · · Score: 1
    I use it for my gigs, and I've been quite happy with it.

    But when I first got the thing, it has an RJ-45 type jack on the side (unfortunately) for the optional foot pedals. Imagine my potential excitement when I thought that I could possibly hook ethernet into it..

    "You've slashdotted the POD again; reset it back to California, VOX, then back to California again."

    --
    Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind...
  104. Re:MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perphaps oranges open parameters

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