Speak for yourself! I have another 50-60 years (conservatively) ahead of me, and if the movies have taught me anything, it's that by the year 2000 we will all have flying cars and live in cities on the moon!
You forgot the people who create throwaway accounts because they either (a) only used the site once, then used it again months later, or (b) signed up ages ago and forgot, then signed up again.
The funny thing about big corporations buying up successful websites, they never seem to be "as good" as before, and they just drive entrepreneurs to create the next "fad". Soon we'll be left with billion-dollar websites that don;t *do* anything.
This is going to end so well.
"Yay! I got some random person to take my name and picture off of the internet!"...five minutes later...
"What do you mean fake ID? You can't prove anything! I'm in politics you know."...five minutes later...
"What do you mean, you have a legally binding document I signed claiming ownership of the fake ID? My daddy's in politics!"
Nah, everyone dies in that universe. I'm sure that they can tell when a normie crosses over, as suddenly someone loses half their friends in a 45-minutes span.
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I bet if they photocopied another part of the anatomoy, they could predict who got laid more often based on length.
Speak for yourself! I have another 50-60 years (conservatively) ahead of me, and if the movies have taught me anything, it's that by the year 2000 we will all have flying cars and live in cities on the moon!
Why, no.
versus stopping because it's, frankly, shit?
nuff said
Doesn't basically every other network already offer this?
I believe you were going for, the shapes future you!
Imagine watching 10 porn movies at once... whilst looking at that cute receptionist. "Uh... have a tissue?"
Except hopefully it wouldn't turn out so frickin' creepy.
Ajax? Don't tell me this is part of Emoticons 2.0...
Finally! Science we can get excited about!
Find a startup ISP or tech companyy with big dreams and a small budget. Your experience will do more to help them than 10 college kids ever could.
Sounds more like they're competing with Apple. Which is indirectly competing with MS/G.
Yay! My first 5!
So what percentage of total power generation is now attributed to the Google campus?
You forgot the people who create throwaway accounts because they either (a) only used the site once, then used it again months later, or (b) signed up ages ago and forgot, then signed up again.
The funny thing about big corporations buying up successful websites, they never seem to be "as good" as before, and they just drive entrepreneurs to create the next "fad". Soon we'll be left with billion-dollar websites that don;t *do* anything.
Still better than being, well, we call you "normies".
This is going to end so well. "Yay! I got some random person to take my name and picture off of the internet!" ...five minutes later...
"What do you mean fake ID? You can't prove anything! I'm in politics you know." ...five minutes later...
"What do you mean, you have a legally binding document I signed claiming ownership of the fake ID? My daddy's in politics!"
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Nah, everyone dies in that universe. I'm sure that they can tell when a normie crosses over, as suddenly someone loses half their friends in a 45-minutes span.